HG
Whiterun's under my protection. You watch yourself, now.
>>10201461
>Jumps while holding the shout button
>>10201400
Y-yeah... You... Do that!
>Karen rubs the back of her head as the guard picks up the barrel and walks away. Can he really revive the guard with magic? She doesn't exactly know but shrugs anyways. Karen hopes that the guard didn't actually see her but chances are he did because of all the screaming she was doing.
>>10201484
I need to ask you to stop. That... shouting... is making people nervous.
>>10201462 (Garma)
Well... I GUESS you could say that. What can I say? When people actually find out how old I am compared to me lookin' like THIS--
>Alfred quickly motions to himself.
I don't think people'll be too thrilled about being the hero's friend. I mean, I'm not the oldest here, but you gotta admit that's still kind of creepy. Imagine what my real close friends will think! I'm not, creepy, right?
>>10201461
I had no intention to cause any proble-
>taps bucket with foot
>Physics engine sends it flying into a villagers head, killing them.
-ms.... That's not my fault.
>>10201439
Wouldn't that take a lot of money to have someone track them all down? And then there's the travel expenses, lodging, victory sweets. That would cost a fortune!
>>10201514
No way! What does iggy and the rest of the lot have to say about your upcoming birthday?
What is your dream, HG?
>>10201526
>the guard sees the dead body
Alright now. Everyone back away. Let the law handle this.
If anyone saw anything, step forward. Otherwise, step away from the body.
>the guard looks at you
You there! What do you know about this?
>>10201555
To drive around the country on a ww2 style motorcycle. Then if the budget allows it, tour foreign countries on a motorcycle. Maybe meet a few of the ava fags along the way.
>>10201555
I was dreaming about cheese
>>10201577
It was her!
>Karen points at >>10201526
She's thanks to meet you and she killed BOTH guards, even the one in the bucket.
>>10201548
Hm... Iggy's probably not all too ecstatic over my birthday... Ivan's not too thrilled over it, either... Canada? Oh, she's practically up in arms for it! I can tell you right now that she can't wait for it! Because of it, I'm gonna celebrate her birthday once it hits! Yeah!
Or do you mean here? I think I have a few answers for that!
>>10201555
Oh, I have quite a few dreams, Anon. I want freedom, justice, and equality for all.
But what else do I want? Well, to make sure that everyone's safe, of course! I'd like a few more friends, but that's nothing if it means that they aren't safe!
>>10201591
>bucket
BARREL
>>10201577
They were already dead when I got here. Must have been bandits.
>>10201555
That one day Americans will be able to fight their OWN WARS!
Also, is Chevalier d'Eon still here? Unless something goes wrong, I should have that wincard for you within the hour
>>10201555
I want to be a waifu. A housewife but I know it'll never happen.
>>10201591
what are you talking about?
First off that was a civilian laying on the ground lifeless and second what do you mean she killed both guards?
>>10201555
Someone was chasing me in a mall with a baseball bat
>>10201605
I want to make Karen make this face.
Using my dick.
>>10201606
Hmm... If you happen to recollect anything about the incident, you be sure to report to the captain of the guard.
>>10201582
Sounds awesome. I hope it comes true, anon.
>>10201555
To be a full man again. It's as simple as that really, I just can't stand turnin' into chick...It's just so...uggghh, I don't like it one bit.
>>10201622
Uh... I mean... A guard and a civilian.
>>10201597
You don't think Iggy is sill spiteful about what happened all those years ago do you?
>>10201622
She's crazy! She must be on some kind of drug. Just listen to her speak. "Thanks to meet you"? There's obviously something wrong with her!
>>10201656
>the guard pulls out a bow and draws the bow
You've got some explaining to do and you will explain it in your cell. Now come with me.
>>10201662
I mean... Probably. Don't get me wrong, we're not on bad terms, but it's kinda unreasonable NOT to expect him to still be a bit mad over it, you know? I mean, I made a holiday from getting away from him!
I bet he's not THAT mad over it, though. Come Independence Day, he totally won't care!
>>10201664
Hmmm.
Your probably right. Something must be wrong with her...
>>10201664
The drug of being very tired. Hmph.
>>10201673
>>10201684
I don't have anything wrong! I don't want to go to jail. I haven't done anytrhing wrong, it was her!
>>10201555
To take revenge.
>>10201696
Save the talk for later.
>the guard pushes you
Come on, time is waistin.
>>10201696
If it was me then where is the evidence? I did nothing wrong. And trying to pin your crimes on me is low. especially for someone who claims to be for justice.
>>10201683
You could invite him! You know, as a sign of good faith!
>>10201612
I'm here. Sorry that I couldn't RP to the game but I'm still rebuilding my folder.
Thanks for hosting again.
>>10201721
>Karen walks forward when the guard pushes her. From the corner of the eye she can see the guard pointing at her with the bow. She really doesn't want to go to jail. And she will do anything to avoid it. Karen adopts a special stance, spreading her legs a bit and spins on her same spot as she lowers her whole body to kick the guard and make him stumble into the floor. Without losing much time she decides to run as faast as she can.
Aaahhh! It wasn't mee!
>>10201726
The evidence lays on the witnesses! And so it happens I'm one of them. I can describe every little detail about the scene. How you killed the guard. You tried to hide the body. The poor civilian who was shopping daggers. I saw everything with, this, little, eye.
>>10201781
No worries! I've only RP'd with my current ava once for just that reason, so I feel you.
Here's your wincard though. Congratulations and thanks for playing!
>>10201732
You know what? Yeah! I'm gonna do that! After Independence Day hits, I'll go over to England's house and pay him a visit! July the Fourth might be a holiday of me beating him in a war, but he deserves the decency of me coming up to thank him!
Say, what ARE you gonna do for Independence Day, anyway? Don't you have special space holidays up in Zeon, too?
Looks like my shift is done.
TIme for some mead.
>>10201794
CUTE!
PRETTY!
BASHAW
>>10201782
That could almost be believable had you not just kicked the guard just now. You might want to start running now.
>>10201799
>Karen reaches into her pocket and throws a marshmallow at him.
Enjoy!
>>10201794
That's actually pretty good. Thanks.
>>10201805
Leave the man alone, it's not his fault he was born with extreme feminine features
>>10201795
We do or I mean used to...not much celebrating in a war torn nation.
>>10201832
What? Who's a man?
>>10201814
I kicked him because he wanted to know how strong I am. My musculos are something to fear.
>Karen points above her head with a single finger, letting her now there's nothing more than either her air or the sight of the blue sky.
See? No bounty?
>>10201837
who you're calling cute
>>10201832
>man
>>10201849
Doesn't look line one.
M-more pics?
>>10201835
War-torn nation? Hey, I'm sure it's an exaggeration. There has to be a few holidays here and there up in space, right? You guys have to celebrate the New Years and all of that.
If you don't, the I could make a few for you. Even in a nation that's tarnished by war, you have to keep your spirits up.
I haven't seen Garnet in a bit. What happened?
>>10201853
Yeah, I see it now
>>10201865
M-more?
>>10201851
bitch don't test me, Chevalier is one of my favorite historical figure.
>>10201853
leaf him alone
>>10201868
I don't know if I'm inadvertently feeding your trap fetish, but here you go. You can see a bulge in this one.
>>10201865
>>10201879
>>10201879
...
m-more?
>>10201883
>pets
it's okay diplomat just ignore them
>>>10201888 (checked)
here, have the historical figure the anime character is based off of
>>10201905
C-Cute
>>10201905
ewww noooo
>>10201905
fun fact: he actually had breasts according to the British undertaker
>>10201854
Well of course we have those kinds of holidays but none specific to the colony's after all we just got independence, though it was a unconditional surrender so naturally everything is on their terms. I don't consider that fully independent.
>>10201841
Hmm, I see. But what about trying to frame me? How do you intend to settle that?
My Tricky folder just got a LOT bigger.
>>10201908
That's hot
>>10201919
>>10201925
>>10201919
>>10201925
Oh god
what kind of autism is this?
>>10201931
kek
>>10201919
>>10201925
>>10201931
Wait...I KNOW THIS! THIS IS ANN FRANK X GOKU!
>>10201919
>>10201925
>>10201931
>someone animated that fic
HOLY FUCKING KEK PLEASE LINK
>>10201933
I'm only 5 minutes in
https://youtu.be/yH-q-aEymws
>>10201939
Anon... Why would you know that?
>>10201915
You don't? Well, it's still a monumental part of your history, so why not celebrate it? Dude, I know a few places back at home that would kill for a status like that!
Even then, you don't have to have holidays specific to history. Did ya know we have a National Pancake Day? Uh, don't tell anyone, but I celebrate that...
>>10201948
you don't just forget the fic where Hitler goes Super Sayian
>>10201953
why is this a thing jesus christ my sides
>>10201945
>He hasn't read the fanfiction where Jesus Christ and Hitler are a gay couple
You might think I'm bullshitting you but I'm not joking
>>10201950
I'm not going to celebrate the overthrowing of the true government and my family with a puppet one controlled by the Federation.
Moving on, I don't see anything wrong with celebrating the love of pancakes. They're delicious.
>>10201969
>>10201945
>I can't think of anything witty right now, BUT YOU'RE GETTING FUCKED UUUP
Oh fuck, my sides; they have left orbit.
>>10201945
nigga what the fuck
>>10201974
Ooh... Oh! It's one of THOSE piece of history like the deal in South Korea, I-- I had no idea! Dude, I'm sorry for stepping over that line, I'm super sorry for doing so!
They're delicious, sure, but consider this - extra thick pancakes with maple syrup. It's like the French say it! Bon appétit! The thing is that, uh... It's not a nationwide holiday. Only a few people celebrate it, even though it's better than Christmas!
>>10201945
>>10201974
>>10202008
Just fuck already
>>10201945
>You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead you found a god
That line gets me every fucking time holy shit
>>10202027
No. Anon, I have been through this multiple times, and it was not fun at all. Besides, if you tell us to do it, the chances of it actually happening decreases by a lot!
>>10202008
Ok, better than Christmas? Come on Alfred that is very debatable, how can pancakes beat a Christmas dinner and pancakes?
>>10202027
Please. We are both civilized people.
What are you doing?
>>10202054
I am at work
>>10202054
preparing to drive to college and study for exams
on saturday
>>10202054
I'm about to bust a nut
>>10202054
I decided to try to use ghost pepper chips to keep me awake. Now I'm trying to suppress the pain, but it honestly feels like my mouth is bleeding
Maybe I'll host again in a bit tho
>>10202045
It's like this, Garma!
You see, Christmas only happens once a year, and at the end of the year. Once it hits, it's really fun, yeah, but it wears off by the beginning of January. Pancakes? You can have them every day, and the feeling never gets old of having a delicious pancake!
Christmas ham is pretty good, though.It just can't be BEAT!
>>10202054
Getting ready for Independence Day! Be there or be square!
>>10202077
>be there or be square
You from Queens or something?
>>10202054
Chilling after blood donation yesterday.
>>10201945
I have no idea what I just watched. It felt like all of /b/ condensed into a 13 minute film.
>>10202077
b-but I'm a leafistani. Our independence day is today
>>10202100
>donating blood
Based
>>10202054
Playing BotW, listening to music and lurking on here and /x/
>>10202077
Okay. Now it's time for the great debate. Pancakes...or waffles?
>>10202054
fapping
>>10202054
>Eating Oreos.
>>10202054
>Hanging out with my friends right now.
>>10202054
Finally resting now that I'm done with my exams.
Feels fucking good man.
>>10202120
To what?
>>10202105
Only doing it once every 3 months. Not doing it for money either since donating blood for money is outlawed in my country
>>10202054
Staying up all night.
>>10202098
Yes. I'm from everywhere in America. Washington D.C. and New York City's just the cities I know the most, and it's always a joy once I finally get to visit New York again!
>>10202104
I... What? Huh? Canada's Indepedence Day is today? You're kidding, right? Dude, that means I forgot to get Mattie a present! She's gonna be so pissed, man!
Quick, tell me what Canadians like! Poutine? Moose? Justin Trudeau? Starbucks? Tell me, man!
>>10202109
>Alfred pauses, getting deep into thought over such a deep question. After a while, he squints at Garma in disgust.
How dare you ask me such a stupid question. Both! How could you make me pick between to two of them? I mean, pancakes are great, but waffles are just as amazing as well!
>>10202054
>Snacking on protein.
>>10202127
I thought you were dead.
>>10202054
watching aneem and hoping some people talk to me
>>10202154
Like a dead baby in a swimming pool?
>>10202153
so... self fellatio?
>>10202154
>Only on the inside.
>>10202132
stuff like this
Spats 4 life
>>10202169
Kys Bolin
>>10202168
So you're laving then. For good.
I need 24 survivors of vault 111 to explore the commonwealth
>>10202149
This guy gets it.
>>10202186
Sif
>>10202175
>What? No, who said anything about laving? I've just been distracted by vidya
>>10202186
Kaito the Synth
>>10202186
NCR nigger
>>10202194
Dang.
>>10202186
The Real Frank West
>>10202186
Rory Mercury
>>10202165
>
>>10202186
Baki
>>10202186
Alfred Jones
>>10202186
Elizabeth Bathory
>>10202186
Dagoth Ur
>>10202186
Youmu Konpaku
>>10202186
Vice Admiral Garma
>>10202186
Ranma Saotome
>>10202186
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10202186
Lord Beerus
>>10202201
>Yeah, too bad. Guess you'll just have to get used to having me around.
>>10202186
The First Miss Money In The Bank James Ellsworth
>>10202186
Araragi Karen
>>10202186
Arashi Mikami
>>10202186
Vile
>>10202194
wut gayme
>>10202186
Sami Zayn The Murderer
>>10202224
the best
DUH
>>10202186
John Cena
>>10202150
Uh uh. No! That's cheating and you know it. Let's say there was no way to get both! You have to choose Alfred.
>>10202186
The Cook
>>10202239
See?! THIS GUY GETS IT!
>>10202186
Vinny
>>10202186
Chen Stormstout
>>10202186
Kanbaru Suruga
>>10202186
Riko Yazawa
>>10202228
>Fallout 4, I got really bored so I made a dumb character named G.I. Joe and am just going around killing shit with the overseers guardian.
>>10202186
Inkling
>>10202243
WABBODOOO!
>>10202193
>>10202194
>>10202199
>>10202204
>>10202205
>>10202206
>>10202208
>>10202209
>>10202210
>>10202211
>>10202214
>>10202215
>>10202219
>>10202221
>>10202224
>>10202225
>>10202226
>>10202227
>>10202238
>>10202243
>>10202249
>>10202253
>>10202254
>>10202257
>>10202258
>>10202267
Fuck all of you faggots
Except >>10202246
I like that dude
>>10202245
I... Well, uh, if that's truly how you want to play things, the answer clearly must be...
>Alfred sweats, not knowing which answer to pick. After a while, he smiles, his answer being definite at last.
Pancakes! Pancakes are delicious, thick, tasty, and they last longer than a waffle does! Really, when it comes to breakfast items, pancakes cannot be beat in the slightest!
>>10202276
>T.Jim
>>10202186
Aysa Cloudsinger
>>10202276
I'd rather you didn't.
>>10202276
>Thwaps with a baseball bat
>>10202276
You are a malignant tumor.
>>10202142
Still based
>>10202276
Woah, you want me to do ALL of them? Look, man, the hero doesn't just... SLEEP with like twenty people! A hero has to have STANDARDS he has to uphold! Can I pick, like, two people instead of all of them?
>>10202186
Mikun
>>10202276
https://youtu.be/ooVOL08z30A?t=4s
he's a addition to my collection of 3d avas
>>10202306
Who would you pick?
>>10202279
But think of all the things you can do with waffles! You got chicken and waffles, waffle cones...the possibilities are endless!
Post pictures that are figuratively you
>>10202332
>>10202332
>>10202332
>>10202332
>>10202332
>>10202332
>>10202332
>>10202332
>>10202332
Me on the right
>>10202328
This... Is a problem that's incredibly hard to address. Well, I suppose, I'd have to say...
Any of the girls that would want to do it with me! Look, I can't just PICK who I want to bang, if I were to name examples they'd kick me into next week! Can you imagine having a girl with a sword run after you?
>>10202331
Well, yeah... But waffles are too crunchy and they hurt your teeth if you chew on them long enough. Pancakes? Not only do they taste like heaven, you can but basically anything on them! Ice cream! Jam! Whipped cream! Man, now I'm hungry... Thanks a lot, Garma! I'm craving waffles and pancakes right now!
>>10202332
Someone give me a random character. I want to try out a possible wincard format
>>10202377
Have you been working out Cirno?
>>10202382
Yes, I'm imagining chasing you with my sword drawn right now.
>>10202332
>>10202332
>>10202332
>>10202332
>>10202398
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. Look, Youmu, right? I didn't mean it, it was supposed to be a, how do I say it, HYPOTHETICAL example? Yeah! A hypothetical example! There was a lot of girls with swords right then and there, you know?
...C-Come on, man, we can work this out! Don't hurt me! We're civilised people!
>>10202382
S-Sorry Alfred, Hey breakfast is everyday so no need to worry! Anyways I'm getting a little sleepy. Night!
>>10202332
>>10202424
Yeah, but it's not the morning right now so now I have to wait a few more hours until breakfast... Hey, at least it'll happen. It's okay! Show up on Independence Day, okay?
Good night, Garma! Have a good rest, okay? It was great to talk with you again now I'm back! (Man, how am I gonna get out of this situation now that Garma's gone? Youmu's gonna kick my A-S-S...!)
Nighto HG
My discord's Luci/Inkling#2471
>>10202332
Nighto, HG.
My discord's
Dachman#2445
>>10202443
>>10202463
Goodnight, have pleasant and sarcastic dreams.
>>10202420
I was only joking as well.
>she looks around for a minute
I don't see any other sword girls like you mentioned. Care to point them out?
>>10202475
go to sleep
>>10202484
I don't wanna..!
>>10202479
Oh, that's simple! There's a lot of girls with swords here, you know? I don't know if they're awake, but I'm talking to one right now-- Wait, wait, that was an EXAMPLE. There's another one right here--!
>Alfred points behind him, before realising that it's been a few minutes since the game had been called for. About half of those girls are gone.
...Erm... The... Girl in black and my district partner, of course! Heheh, gotta love it when people go to sleep, huh? Pleasedon'tkillmeI'vealreadymadesixpeoplefromGensokyomadIcannotaffordaseventhone.
>nobody added me
>>10202543
Silly man, I added you just now and asked you to have some fun.
Discord is cancer
Steam is not cancer
>>10202557
N-no you didn't.
>>10202563
Are you going to lie to me now? I did. If you want to have fun all you have to do is lay down in bed with me.
>>10202568
I really want to lay down because I'm super tired, but I have this strange feeling I won't wake up if I get in bed with you.
>>10202589
Isn't that great? A looong dream with a nice girl to cuddle. You won't get up, no, but until morning. What do you say then? Respond to my message.
>>10202571
Well that wasn't funny at all.
>>10202508
You're going to wind up dead at this rate. But it's not going to be by my blade. How did you anger the other 6?
>sorry, I was catching up on the U.S./NK tensions.
>>10202596
I would like to cuddle you...but I think you're mistaken, you haven't added or messaged me.
>>10202596
Can I have your discord
>>10202543
I already have you added. You just never message me
I'm in the process of writing my own code. No idea about the name or anything just yet, but how does this look as a mockup wincard?
>>10202647
Hey Hoshi
>>10202647
>Looks really good mane
>>10202612
>It's cool, mate, I can always wait a few minutes for someone to reply.
Well, uh, it's nice to know that you won't kill me, but I guess I'm a magnet for trouble! I've been like that for years now, so... I've gotten this far without dying (for good)!
Insensitive remarks and a series of unfortunate events! I'm very sure that it was at least five or six! I believe I'm capable of fixing my relationships with them! I'm not angering you, though, am I? You know, gotta keep on my toes and such around people from Gensokyo. It always seems to happen to me.
>cat won't stop hopping around in the middle of the night.
>>10202652
What?
>>10202696
You know what to do.
>>10202705
When is secret avatar weekend again?
>>10202716
not him, but first weekend in August
>>10202717
Ok, thanks
>>10202716
>>10202696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9qSNMcYXVg
>>10202660
I can see how your remarks could anger them, but I don't think it's enough to make them want to kill you. And believe me, you'll know if you're angering me.
do you miss anyone hg?
>>10202785
I miss my dog.
>>10202785
Matoi
>>10202764
>Alfred coughs, muttering to himself right after Youmu's words.
Yeah, go ahead'n tell that to 'ika... They've killed me like four times already, and I'm sure they'll do it again soon, just watch 'em... Hm, but Kurumi hasn't either...
In other words, sweet! Does this mean we're on good terms? I promise you, I'll do my best not to anger you! What kind of hero would I be if I just attracted trouble whenever I went?
>>10202785
I miss a lot of people, but I know that I gotta move on from it and look to the future.
Oh, did you want me to name them? Easy! Muffet, Canada, and there was someone else I wanted to name but I think they're be around soon.
>>10202785
I miss having fun.
>>10202814
>>10202785
prosciutto lord
>>10202798
>soon
who?
>>10202818
Prostitue lord
>>10202785
Eruna!
>>10202823
prostitute prosciutto
It's time for another one of these things. If HG were an anime, who would fill these roles:
Protagonist:
Best friend(s):
Love interest:
Sexy female protag for fanservice:
Cute female protag for moefags:
The friend that dies for dramatic purposes:
Comedy relief:
That guy that starts off as a nobody but quickly becomes a main character due to popularity:
Antagonist:
Antagonist's helpers:
Side characters:
>>10202798
Well Rika is Rika. No getting around that. Especially if she's in a bad mood. You could end up with a wrench to the face just from saying hello. Also, you wouldn't be much of a hero if you didn't atract trouble of some kind where ever you go.
>>10202833
Protag: me
>>10202843
it'd be the lowest rated anime of that season
>>10202818
>>10202833
Every role is Deeg
>>10202849
>kicks in the ass
>>10202820
Iowa! No, not from the other side, another one here! Once she comes around on, I'm assuming... Independence day, I'm gonna out-American her! Check it out!
>>10202833
I'm either the hero, the comedic relief, or the guy that starts off as a nobody but quickly becomes a main character due to popularity! Pass me whatever role you see fit!
>>10202840
This is true. She sure is a piece of work, I'll give you that. Every time we talk, my opinion on her goes haywire! I can't tell if I dislike her or think she's okay and it really grinds my gear!
And that is also true! The problem is that I do it so often that I tend to do more bad than good. Which sucks, because I really do mean to do well.
>>10202833
Protagonist: Soviet
Best friend(s): TND
Love interest: Every female
Sexy female protag for fanservice: Junko Enoshima from the Dangan Ronpa series
Cute female protag for moefags: Cirno
The friend that dies for dramatic purposes: Dmitri
Comedy relief: Subaru
That guy that starts off as a nobody but quickly becomes a main character due to popularity: Adachi
Antagonist: Hoshi
Antagonist's helpers: Junko (Alter)
Side characters: LF, KK, Yuno, Yukine, Kamina, Baron, Ahri, Aussa and Guts
>>10202833
I better be the comedy relief character.
>>10202865
>Protagonist: Soviet
>The friend that dies for dramatic purposes: Dmitri
Pick one
>>10202865
Plot: Soviet starts a harem
>my literal face right now
>>10202862
O-oh...it's not
Which avafags do you miss HG?
>>10202860
Mo-
>The kick was so powerful that it sents the Lord flying into a wall. The all powerful being smashes into it face first and soon Mogekos with a stretcher pick up their defeated lord and leaves the premise.
>And for the typos... I am tired and with my buddies.
>>10202887
what
>>10202890
We just discussed this
>>10202785
>>10202862
Unfortunately, the road to Hell is paved with good intentions. Plenty of people have done wrong while intending to do good. There is no avoiding that when trying to reach such a goal as being a hero.
>>10202887
yo i saw a webm of this and the little ghost girl was balanced on the doll girls shoulders and kissed some dude on the mouth for like 10 seconds what's going on
>>10202899
>>10202906
Feels, that's what's going on. Feels...
Who are you glad is gone?
Who do you want to come back but not really leave?
>>10202916
i though he was fucking his sister though
do you always feel like somebody's watching you?
>>10202927
It's complicated.
>>10202931
make it uncomplicated
>>10202927
He never fucks his sister. He considers it, and has some close calls. But he never cheats on his girlfriend.
>>10202935
Watch the series yourself.
>>10202888
It's not...? Oh, are you the first one? Look, I didn't mind it, but I'd prefer to do it when I have a better "grasp" on encounters like those, okay? As far as it stands, I... Have a lot of work to do when it comes to things like those.
Wait, is this the one from the other side?
>>10202905
I know, but it's not gonna stop me from walking on eggshells in order to achieve my goals. I want to make as many friends as possible AND help them as well, so if I can take the chance to reduce problems like those, I'll take it.
I mean, ain't that what a hero does? I ain't no Superman, but I firmly believe that a hero should attempt to cause as little trouble as possible! As me, though? Well... I guess it can't be helped, right?
>>10202938
is his girlfriend the ghost?
>>10202939
hell no
>>10202935
Don't watch it, the show's all eye candy. So unless you want just that, avoid.
>>10202942
His girlfriend is worst girl.
>>10202945
You have no idea what you're talking about.
>>10202942
no
his girl friend is the one that tried to kill herself in the beginning.
>>10202945
>it's all eye candy
>like the shit suggested here all the time isn't just fucking eye candy but you had to pick monogatari to be a complete autist about it
>>10202951
She slipped on a banana peel.
>>10202957
Just telling him how it is
>>10202949
If you say so.
>>10202949
>>10202951
do they break up is that why he kisses the ghost or was that just an unrequited love kinda thing he was doing for the ghost
>>10202957
>complete autist
>he wrote 2 sentences
anon i think you use that word too literally
>>10202957
It's pretty good eye candy. Better than most shit I've seen tb.h
One thing, but it isn't just eye candy :shrug:
>>10202922
Junko
>>10202963
You sound like some fag who dropped after the first episode. Why don't you suggest anime too so we can give oversimplified dismissals of it?
>>10202940
If that is truely your goal then I wish you the best of luck with it. You will need it.
>>10202942
>no, it's Senjougahara.
>>10202965
no they dont break up
even though Cat girl and Monkey girl wanna totally wanna jump his bones.
and he totally wanted to bone his sister.
He kissus ghost girl cause she never got to grow up and was lost in the human world.
>>10202833
Protagonist: Hoshi
Best friend(s): Aikawa
Love interest: Shion
Sexy female protag for fanservice: Aussa
Cute female protag for moefags: Aikawa
The friend that dies for dramatic purposes:
Comedy relief: Junko
That guy that starts off as a nobody but quickly becomes a main character due to popularity: Seth
Antagonist: Eggman-kun
Antagonist's helpers: All the fillers
Side characters: Everyone else
Plot: Eggman-kun steals everyones RP and we must get it back
Fuck this thread. I'm outta here.
>>10202922
I'm glad I don't come here as often as I used to
>>10202972
Literally anything else.
>>10202981
Shoo Shoo
Dont come back!
>swings her staff wildy at you.
>>10202965
The latter is the best way to describe it.
Ehmm... Where's the arena?
>>10202976
>forgot to add one for friend that dies
fug
Something I've always been meaning to ask, but what is Hoshi's ava even from?
>>10202974
Yep! I know I need the luck, but let me let you in on a little secret, Youmu - it surprisingly isn't hard to be the hero.
In fact, I have another goal right along my side on liberating everyone and instilling justice on everybody here - leaving a positive impact on everyone I come across!
>>10202957
>>10202965
*too liberally
seriously i don't know why you would say that it was two sentences i just don't get it
>>10202975
that reminds me of that house episode where the australian kisses some 8 year old because she's going to die from a disease or something
you might be wondering why i told you this
it is okay to wonder
>>10202991
a good explanation has been given
>>10202995
[japanese word] under the bridge
>>10202995
the Hoshi show ft Hoshi from the Hoshi show series
>>10202995
Arakawa Under the Bridge
>>10202994
i volunteer as tribute
>>10202995
Awawa under the rig
>>10202976
>>10202865
I don't know why I find it fun to read these things.
>>10203014
because your imagination kicks into overdrive and you think about the scenarios they could get into
which is totally okay desu
>>10202996
Is that so? How do you plan to even pull that off when the arena makes you do things against your will?
>>10202995
Obscure as fuck k-anime. Unlike our hoshi, the show's actually pretty funny.
>>10202940
>>10203035
cute
>>10202997
That was a good episode. One of my favorite series.
>>10203026
All you have to do is take this one simple idea in consideration. "Just because something starts off bad doesn't mean it has to turn out bad"! Sure, we might get off to a rocky start, but that doesn't mean we can't be friends after that!
>>10203035
...That's one face I haven't seen in quite a while. Heck, I almost thought you had left for good. Which is totally understandable!
Hey, Japan! What're you doing here at a time like this?
>>10202976
>Plot: Eggman-kun steals everyones RP and we must get it back
I'd watch it desu
>>10202993
Seems like these late hours, a battle won't be happening anytime soon.
>>10203047
How's that working out so far with Rika?
>>10202993
>>10203061
Let me grab some breakfast and tweak my wincard templates a bit and I'll host again
>>10203043
>>10203047
Trying to sleep or watch a movie.. I'm busy so I don't show up.
>>10203071
Oh, ho! Looks like I spoke too soon.
>Thanks mate.,
>>10202993
Isn't it better without it? It's so nice when it's peaceful.
>>10203063
Oh, of all the people you could have used to prove me wrong, you picked HER and not anybody else who I got off to a rocky start with-- You know what? It's cool, it's cool, I'm just overreacting, I should know by know that she isn't that bad.
It's working out great! In fact, she's even apologised for using me as a way to destress over recent events! See? That's the magic of America, baby!
>>10203075
That's cool. I've been pretty busy recently as well- I'm sure you already know about Independence Day, right? It's been a mad dash to get the celebrations ready!
Hey, if you can't get any sleep, want me to come over and play some video games with you? I've got a few new games you'd might like to try out!
>>10203097
I'll believe that when I see it. With that said, I recomend you get a helmet.
>>10203088
No problem, it's what I do.
Speaking of doing something, give me 24
>>10203107
My drug
>>10203107
Stu
>>10203061
Aww what a bummer.
>>10203071
Gotchu! Don't try to rush it.
>>10203095
It is... The sweet deliciousness of peace after Justice has been served. It's truly a delicacy and a sight to behold. But at the same time we need the intense sweaty battles. To feel alive!
>>10203107
Araragi Karen
>>10203107
Lord Beerus
>>10203107
Sif
>>10203120
Apparently I am mistaken then.
>>10203107
Nemu
>>10203107
Alfred Jones
>>10203107
Youmu Konpaku
>>10203097
Independence america day I know about it, a big da- What videos games did you find?
>>10203107
E Honda Sivic
>>10203107
Togame
>>10203129
wah
>>10203107
Franziska von Karma
>>10203107
The Descendant
>>10203120
That's a little much, isn't it, ma'am? I don't like fighting, myself. Even the thought of it makes my skin crawl. Sometimes I wonder how anyone could ever enjoy it, or find it exciting.
>>10203107
G11
>>10203134
Waaahhhhh!
>>10203107
Suz
>>10203107
Turaga Whenua
>>10203107
Mikun
>>10203107
Lanshi
>>10203107
Crab Nicholson
>>10203105
Man, I know, she's IMPOSSIBLE at times. I mean, well, it's not necessarily her fault since, you know, her past and all, but convincing her to give others a chance is like trying to melt ice in Antarctica!
And I don't need a helmet, my head's hard enough to withstand anything she throws at me. I'm a strong dude!
>>10203130
>Alfred laughs, taking out a copy of The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild out from his jacket.
Quite a few, both on disk and online! I'm not sure if they're "new" to you, but I haven't played 'em yet, so it'll be a whole new experience to me! Are you interested, or...?
>>10203107
Kongou
>>10203107
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>10203107
Ding Dong
>>10203107
Dream Lord ZUN
Just like last time, take a moment to proofread for me
>>10203107
Reigen Arataka
>>10203152
The new zelda isn't bad were you not able to get a copy until now? It's a enjoyable exploration game..
>>10203155
>best ship shows up
Yee!
>>10203165
Not that we have any swaps to make, but tradition dictates that I post the images as well. Starting in a few
>>10203165
>>10203174
I'll spare you the trouble of having to add my full title to my name. It'll take a while for you to soak it all in.
Other than that small detail. It's acceptable.
>>10203165
Can you please give my post to this gentleman over here? I already have the documents. Everything's re...
>>10203174
HMPH.
>>10203149
>>10203168
>>10203165
>>10203174
>>10203124
>>10203168
>>10203174
...I was talking about this man
>>10203168
>>10203174
Alfred Jones. I have a lot of questions for you. Depending on your answer this might be the last time we will have an exchange of words in friendly terms. But for now, we shall fight.
>>10203172
>
For host.
>>10203183
>>10203183
>>10203183
>>10203178
>>10203179
>>10203180
The three of you have my appreciation.
I shall accept this challenge where one of you could not.
>>10203178
Sorry, I had the post uploading when he entered. Swapping.
>>10203177
Sorry! Who are you and what's your full name?
>>10203190
It was Togame, they only posted just "Togame" anyways.
>>10203190
>if it's not too much trouble, give her back her spot and take me out
>>10203198
Or you could let him swap out my filler Crab Nicholson.