Hunger Games Thread
Brograbs Edition
>>10168054
Show us who isn't cancer.
Could sure use a warm bed right about now.
>>10168069
I'm perfectly okay with all of the people on here that aren't Emi and Ahri.
>>10168055
What if they try to make themselves look uglier, but it just turns their prey on even more? Would they be able to tell? Oww, it would suck to get stuck with one who likes goin' tiny, I wouldn't wanna feel those sharp teeth biting you-know-where.
>She pats your back, and smiles.
There there! Would you be able to describe what the beat you encountered looked like, at the very least?
>>10168070
Would you be alright with the seabed? I'm asking because you're going to be sleeping with the fishes soon enough
>>10168076
Why Ahri? If she's considered furry, then isn't also Inkling considered a furry? (Scalie?)
>>10168087
Watch out men, dark magic has turned the dead into one minded soldiers.
How small do you think squids can get? Like, small enough to get em down my throat? Cause I'm finding it real hard not to think about that right now
>>10168080
i would imagine that they would not be able to tell if somebody had such a strange fetish and would continue going with it. and yes, the tiny ones are known to bite
the BEASTS that i encountered towered over me with its amazing height...i could not even get a look at it before...
>>10168092
It's not because Ahri is a person with fox tails.
It's because Ahri is your generic big tittied anime looking fox girl, showing off all the goods and being easy (You) bait because people find the character hot.
Inkling on the other hand just happens to be a squid that ALSO just happens to be a kid.
Totally different.
Like if I just wanted to slurp inkling right up and let her swim around inside me, what are my options?
>>10168117
>>10168134
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>>10168092
Wouldn't a squid furry be Squidward basically?
>>10168113
And you want to know what's the only thing on that one mind of ours? Murder.
>The skeleton slides on a pair of shades to become cool
You better run, silly Nord man. You fellas do well with the cold, but I'm gonna be bringing the heat!
>The skeleton says coolly because he's cool
Cool
>>10168134
Did you spectate my game just then? There was a shrink ray in it. You could use that, although I don't like vore so I think I'll hold onto it
>>10168134
1.Rethink life
2.commit
>>10168140
I don't like the looks of this. Hold on to your swords and ready your shield just in case men.
>>10168140
Shrink ray, good, that's perfect. Then my options aren't only squids, I could put an all assortment of stuff in ma mouth.
>>10168145
Okay, step one is done. Now I just need to find a shrink ray and I'm ready to really "commit" if you know what I'm saying.
>>10168119
Bleh, they sound like red ants! I hope I NEVER EVER meet one of those types.
Hmm...I'm not sure what it may have looked like, but I imagined something really scary, with wrinkly skin drooping down from its face, as if it we're about to fall off, and goo n' organs hanging from the goo sticking out of its back! I'm not sure what the body would look like, but...Boy, that's scary.
>>10168168
It's time you caught up with the 21st century, buddy.
>The skeleton reaches into his chest and pulls out a handgun.
You know what this is? It's like a bow and arrow, except not at all.
>>10168179
Well yeah, but like I said I'm holding onto it. I'm not going to let somebody with a vore fetish get their hands on my shrink ray.
>>10168214
So, you're racist, is what you're saying. I mean you're being racist right now, to me. You're basically saying "hey griffin i'm a racist skelebean and you can't use my super cool shrink ray to shrink various items and people down to shove down your throat for your dumb fetish" and frankly I think that's pretty problematic for me.
>>10168214
>Karen walks closer to Mr.Bones with a sock in her mouth. She mumbles something something Justice. Something something pay.
>>10168214
>>10168214
Favor the bow, eh? I'm a sword man, myself...
men ready your shields. this abomination is ready to attack.
>>10168197
you've a very active imagination, but one that's scarily close to reality. the BEASTS that i encountered used me as if i were some sort of toy, i...
i can not talk about the BEASTS any longer. it is too much for me, i don't want to recall these horrible memories
>>10168251
Hmmmph. I envy you. I wish I could've encountered those kinds of BEASTS! But, like you said, it's best not to talk about it any more. I...I'm sorry about what happened to you. How about I brew you some hot cocoa instead, and you can relax?
>>10168235
I've been called a racist many times, and often I've agreed with how the term was given to me. But this? I don't agree with this. This isn't racism. This is me withholding a shrink ray from somebody who sounds like they have a disgusting , degenerate fetish. Call it "kink-shaming" or whatever. I think that's an actual term that actually exists, for some reason. In my mind some kinks deserve to be shamed, like yours.
>>10168239
Oi oi! Hello there Karen, it's a beautiful day today isn't it? Are you ready to bore me about justice or some shit again?
>The skeleton places a hand over his chest, feigning surprise as Karen muffles out the word "Justice."
Oh my, how did you get yourself in such a predicament? Heavens me Karen, socks are for feet, not mouths!
>>10168250
>The skeleton opens fire upon the hapless guard, giggling crazily as he fires off a couple of volleys at him.
WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY, NORD!
>>10168286
>the hail of bullets kills one of the guards
>1000 gold has been added to your bounty
>the rest of the guards starts charging towards you, with swords at hand, but one guard starts to talk to you
you have committed crimes against skyrim and her people. What say in your defense?
>>10168286
>Karen spits the sock with enough force to make it slip in one of Mr.Bones' eye sockets.
You are the culprit of this! This sock is the one you used to ''silence'' Jusitce. Can't you remember? Oh, wait, you don't have a brain. Pffhahaha.
>>10168314
>The skeleton turns to face the guard, time around him freezing as he is presented with four dialogue options.
The fuck?
>The skeleton scans through the list...
>I'm the Jarl's Thane. I demand you let me go at once.
>You caught me. I'll pay off my bounty.
>I submit. Take me to jail.
>I'd rather die than go to prison!
Uhhh....I'm the Jarl's Thane. I demand you let me go at once.
>>10168348
>all the guards puts away their weapons and starts walking away
Oh, forgive me, Thane. I didn't realize it was you. We'll look the other way this time, but even the Jarl's influence has its limits. Be more careful
>>10168347
>The skeleton merely stands on the spot, not bothering to remove the sock from his eye socket. He then says in his most mocking voice...
Oh my, really Karen? Am I really the culprit of this? Why, it must be as you said - I can't remember! Pffft.
>The skeleton pulls the sock from his eye socket and hooks a finger around the cuff, stretching it out. He then releases his hold on it and slingshots the sock into Karen's face.
>>10168370
Yeah...yeah, I'll do that. Was it really that heckin' easy?
>>10168378
>a mage sees a dead guard laying on the floor
>the guard is revived by the mage and when the guard stands up he starts talking to you
Wait... I know you.
>>10168378
>The girl has a wide smile on her face in the exact moment he decides to use the sock like a slingshot and hit her face with it. The cloth hangs on top of her nose as Karen narrows her eyes a little.
You really need to buy a brain with a couple of magic points of your skeleton magic, Mr.Bones. Or you don't have enough for it?
>>10168407
>
>>10168407
Uhhh...I'm the Thane? You better leave me alone, guard. If you touch a single bone on my body the Jarl will have your head. Whatever the heck a Jarl is...
>>10168410
Your understanding of how SKELETON MAGIC works is incredibly flawed. Then again, not even I understand how it works. But still, magic points? You think I'm some kinda videogame skeleton?
>>10168423
Watch the skies traveler.
>>10168440
Not this time my thane. You're too dangerous to be in the public. Either you come with me or blood will be spilled.
>>10168468
Blood will be spilled?
>The skeleton looks over his own body, noticing the absence of flesh and blood.
Sounds alright by me!
>>10168440
I don't know a lot about videogames but whenever you mention skeleton magic I always think about these games where you use a mage and kill skeletons in masses. I don't remember the name of them though.
So... If you don't understand how skeleton magic fully works then it means you don't know how it started and how it can be defeated. Perhaps I'd need to talk with an expert to guide me in my never-ending mission of cooking an omelette with your bones.
>>10168476
Time to cleanse the Empire of its filth.
>all of the guards of whiterun turns hostile and starts charging toward you with swords in hand
>Wakes up from sleep
>Captcha: auto passing
Are we ded?
>>10168487
>The skeleton looks at Karen with a gigantic smirk stretched out across his bony face.
Keep dreaming big Karen. Out of all the people in the world that I've met, all of the enemies I've made it won't be the one with a sock dangling off of their face to finally deliver justice to me.
>>10168491
>The skeleton shoots at the guards of Whiterun as they converge with him, striking many of them. But each time he has to reload, more and more of them fall upon him.
Where the heck are you all coming from?
>>10168517
>The skeleton grabs hold of the cripple's wheelchair and takes her to the edge of a cliff.
Time for death!
>>10168525
God I hope so. I like it.
>>10168525
If only.
These threads are shit as always.
>>10168525
I'm very alive! No way in hell you can snuff out my flame so easily.
>Though, I am going to pass out.
>>10168530
>The wheelchair unfolds and transforms as cripple-chan stands up.
>>10168546
>Waves to
>>10168546
>Shitposting HG
Kek, obviously nothing better to do with your life.
>>10168530
>as you keep killing more and more guards and your bounty is keeps getting higher and higher one guard yells
Archers Ready!
>>10168559
>becomes a fish
>>10168562
>bites the bait
>>10168559
Given the kind of place this is I really should've expected cripple transformers to be a thing. So, it may of looked like I was going to push you off a cliff, but...I just wanted to show you the view! And when I said "time for death" that was just me saying that the view was drop dead gorgeous is all!
>"Damn. Those are some really good excuses. You're the cleverest skeleton of all time."
>>10168564
Archers? HA! Try your worst. I am a skeleton, arrows do not phase me. All your attacks will harmlessly pass through me.
>>10168580
>She walks around the spooky skeleton, before holding him off the end of the cliff.
"Time for Death"
>>10168530
>Karen grabs the sock and removes it from her face just to reach forward and stuff the cloth between his bones on his chest.
You say, Mr.Bones. But that's yet to be decided! With all the skeleton magic in your power you can't tell or predict the future, can you? Maybe I'll become one of the kamen riders in front of your eyes! Uhu, uhu. If it happens, that will easily seal your deestiny.
>>10168566
A flying fish with its own hair and a tie?! This reminds me that Nii-chan promised to go fishing with me one day... But this looks way more fun! Like a meat bag. Is this a new way to go fishing? Punches and dunches is way more fun, more so if your opponent is squirmming.
>>10168591
>"What the heck? Those were the best excuses of all time!"
>He tries desperately to think up of one last excuse, but comes up with nothing. He shrugs.
Well shit, looks like I'm boned. But I'll get you back for this, don't think you can rest easy. I'll get you from beyond the grave!
>>10168593
It has been decided. You just aren't the one who will bring me to justice, if anybody will that is. I imagine it'd take a God or something to seal me away, somebody of immense power. That's how dangerous I am.
>>10168580
>the archer captain hears you and chuckles to himself. He still continues to give his archers order
Take aim!
>the archers points their bows at the sky
Fire!
>the archers shoots their arrows up to the sky and the only thing in the sky at the moment are the hundreds of thousands of arrow coming down upon you and the guards who are close to you
>>10168607
>She instead digs out a grave and puts him in it.
Sleep there.
>>10168608
>The skeleton cranes his head up to look at the sky, but only sees a massive blanket of arrows rapidly descending towards him.
Huh. Didn't expect that many.
>Using what little time he has, the skeleton enters FAST most and hastily builds a wall around himself out of the various guard corpses that he had amassed. The plan is to stop all the incoming arrows using the bodies as pincushions, although given the sheer amount of them it might not be all that effective.
>>10168607
>>10168614
>>10168607
You said this as if you haven't see the power I hold. One day you'll have a taste of my finishing move, Mr.Bones. A strong devastating attack fueled by the fires of Justice! A move worthy of a strong Karateka such as myself. Until that day you'll be thinking I'm nothing, that you can put me aside like I don't matter but it'll explode on your boney face!
>>10168621
Kek
>>10168614
But I'm not tiiiiiiiired. It's not time for a dirt nap yet!
>The skeleton whinges, stamping his feet on the ground like an angry child.
>>10168621
I'll admit it, I laughed.
>>10168627
>The skeleton brushes aside her remarks as if they were nothing, merely scoffing at her in response.
Please, a pipsqueak such as yourself doesn't even hold a candle to the crazies that come here. Even if I did become the victim of your "oh so terrifying finishing movie"
>He says, as scornfully as possible,
I'd simply respawn. No, it'll take somebody much stronger than you to get rid of me. That's the simple fact of the matter, full stop. Period. That's it. You can't ever truly get rid of me.
>>10168615
>with little time you have left you have successfully built a wall of corpses and all the hail arrows were blocked by the dead bodies
>but with the impact of the arrows, and with the weight of the corpse wall, the corpse wall falls on top you
>>10168767
>"But you need your batteries recharging. Sleep deprivation hurts your eye sockets"
NGW
>>10168775
>The skeleton struggles to free himself from his fleshy prison, horrible memories of him being trapped inside of a meat suit flooding back in.
No! No, I never thought this would happen to me again! I'm trapped inside a wall of flesh for the second time!
>Pinned under all of those corpses, the skeleton is trapped inside of his own special hell.
>>10168778
Your batteries need recharging...
>The skeleton says under his breath as he climbs inside of the grave. He simply stares up at the night sky, it's impossible to tell if he's actually sleeping or not.
>>10168790
>She covers the grave leaving his head like it is a blanket
>"Sleep tight now"
>>10168795
>>10168790
>all the guards who survived hail of arrows surrounds the pile of dead bodies with bows drawn
>the archer captain yells
Search for the criminal, we need him alive.
>some of the guards starts grabbing dead bodies and moving them out of the way so they can find the skeleton
>>10168767
Then I'll have to obliterate your respawn mechanisms! You know, Justice is some kind of God and what am I? WHAT AM I MR.BONES?! Karen daren-da, ally of Ju- No, Justice itself. It means I'm a God waiting for my move, huahua. Maybe I'm wearing a mask, and playing with you a little, like a mortal.
>Karen giggles a little, obviously shrugging off his way of talking and the tone he uses.
>>10168795
>The skeleton lets some time pass, waiting for her to move on.
>Once she does, he quietly pulls himself out of the grave and sneaks away.
No frickin' bed is gonna contain these bones, that's for sure...
>The skeleton creeps into the woods, glancing over his shoulder every now and then to make sure he isn't being followed.
>>10168809
>A single beam of light shines through the wall of corpses, relieving the skeleton of his stress. He can hear bodies being moved about as they search for him, but filled with motivation, the skeleton begins to claw his own way out.
>His head peaks out of the wall, analysing the area. It seems the guards are occupied on the other end. Quietly, the skeleton attempts to sneak away...
>>10168813
What are you? You're a stock-standard narcissist, that's what you are. You're comparing yourself to a God, Karen. Not even I have suffer from delusions like that. Although if it is a mask, I'd rather you take it off!
>The skeleton's arm springs forward, his hand grabbing onto her face. He pulls on it, trying to remove the mask that she was talking about.
I feel no masks, just an ugly girl!
>>10168826
>after hours and hours of moving the dead bodies they could not find the skeleton
>the guards reported to the Jarl that the criminal was crushed to death by the bodies and the Jarl ordered guards to start burying the bodies of the men and women who died in the attack and write down this day as the worst attack on whiterun
you're a squid now
>>10168855
>And so the skeleton rides out into the sunset with a horse he stole from the stables, a smug, satisfied smile on his face.
Yeah, I reckon that went alright. What do you think, Horse?
>The horse neighs.
Yup.
>>10168855
LISTEN WELL SLUT
Post your favorite song
>>10168874
What's your favorite song?
>>10168874
https://youtu.be/L3wKzyIN1yk
>>10168874
https://youtu.be/YPwFuCL33I8
>>10168874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmN9oHa3ZIQ
>>10168881
Jazz.
You like Jazz?
>>10168889
I hate music
>>10168889
fuck off rollini
>>10168874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud1JXqGWPvU
Could listen to this song for hours
MOVE OVER, EMI
MOVE OVER, FURRY PORN
YOUR TIME IS UP
MY TIME IS NOW
>>10168874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KC2-EZ1ee0
>>10168904
Oh woah!
Adachi is my favorite doge now.
>>10168903
Can I get a bag of chip on with that?
>>10168874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0JVRcJLea8
>>10168910
That's a cat, you blind fucking robot.
This is a doge.
>>10168917
https://youtu.be/79hRMiSMxFY
>>10168917
I like words because they communicate feelings.
>>10168874
I can't think of any song that would be my absolute favorite, but these two are pretty high on the list.
https://youtu.be/a_XgQhMPeEQ
https://youtu.be/7xxgRUyzgs0
How the fuck do you shits RP for long periods of time?
>>10168937
I don't, I instead rp memes and shitpost
>>10168936
Host or I'll eat your fingers
And I don't give a fuck where your fingers were
>>10168874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeqGuaAl6Ic
>>10168937
You can stay up longer if you drink energy drinks such as Red Bull™ or Monster™ Energy Drink
>>10168937
>Fuck all else to do. Rp'd with my local dnd/vtm group for 6+ hours straight.
>>10168937
You would need to be very free with your time. Unfortunately, that's something I'm unable to do right now.
>>10168942
But it's freakin' 5:28 AM dude, I'm already lying in bed ignoring my doctors advice.
>>10168826
AAHHH! What are you doing! Go away!
>She tries to push back Mr.Bones. Her face is smooth and easily tugged by his boney fingers but just like he figured out already, she's not wearing a mask at all.
I was saying it in a metaphorical sense! Not a real mask. That doesn't change the fact I am a GOD!
>>10168956
Okay understandable
Have a good day
>>10168874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfPLcQhXpCc
New Karen is a gift.
>>10168874
Currently it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cxCUkAaBng
dubs will host
>>10168937
Hell if I know. I just kinda have random bursts of "Hey, I wanna RP", sometimes I'm just not feeling it all. I wish I could hold a RP for more than 10 posts.
>>10168982
>I wish I could hold a RP for more than 10 posts.
>same dude, the fuck
>>10168992
Honestly, I always feel like mine is "choppy" in a way. Ya know what I mean, right? The actions don't seem flowing. Atleast I'm better at RPing than when I came here.
post last vidya you played and guess avas
>>10168982
>A car stops at a red light nearby
Ahh!! What I wouldn't do for a good bit of time off. I wish I didn't have so many jobs to do.
>The light turns green and the car drives off
>>10169002
Hollow Knight, atleast I think
>>10169002
>>10169002
>Overmeme
>GTA Online
>>10169002
Resident Evil 7, stuck on the ship
>>10169002
>>10169011
Host
>>10169005
>The Inkling is confused by the weird event that had transpired
Huh? What's that all about?
>>10169002
>>10169034
Vino.
>>10168958
>The skeleton maintains his grip on Karen's face, raising his arm and lifting her up from the ground.
Don't try and confuse me with metaphors. In a place like this you have no idea what you should take literally and what you shouldn't.
>The skeleton lazily swings his arm back then brings it forward, releasing his grip on Karen and throwing her away like she's a piece of garbage. Given how little effort the skeleton put in the throw she'd be able to land on her feet with incredible ease.
>>10169040
>Game show buzzer
Oooh, sorry but that was the wrong answer.
>Eric is vino
>>10169050
>Implying that we aren't all secretly Vino
>>10169061
Shit he's right
How's my Ahri cosplay?
>>10169050
>i was called vino yesterday
>>10169050
Delete this.
>>10169067
Put some clothes on
We have children here
>>10169041
>The girl struggles and tries to liberate herself from the dead-tight grip on her face but with no avail she's thrown to a side like some kind of paper towel. Karen lands safely on her feet, striking a Justice pose! While keeping her pose in check, her eyes dart over to Mr.Bones.
I forgot you don't have grey matter in your skull, Mr.Bones. I'm sad to see the world gave you this injustice of not having a brain. Maybe with one you'd be able to decrypt the meaning of Justice. But for now you're stuck with your skeletal magic. Uhmm... I've got a question, Mr.Bones. From where did you came from? The sewers I assume, that alligator from the last time really seem to be your acquaintance.
>>10169067
post your favorite albums
>>10169002
Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne.
>>10169079
I'm offended by something a famous politician said.
I've chosen to use the internet to express my opinion about it.
My beliefs were challenged and I will stand up for myself.
I will mock the famous politician that I do not agree with on Twitter.
I'm doing my part by tweeting angrily at a famous politician.
The famous politician will see my tweet and change their behavior.
My followers will praise me for my beliefs because they should think the way I think.
I'm making a difference.
I'm doing my part.
I'm part of a movement.
>>10169091
Woomy
>>10169067
>Gives a thumbs up to Ahdachri
>>10169100
I think you're using the wrong type of bread there.
>>10169099
>not quite.
>>10169087
>>10169075
I don't think I'll take all this rudeness from a girl who thinks herself a God, thank you very much. I've been nothing but civil this entire time.
>The skeleton says, in as refined of a voice he can put on.
Excuse me, but I'm not "stuck" with SKELETON MAGIC. That makes it sound like it's a bad thing, when it's not. It's great. I love it. As for where I came from....I dunno. A meatbag? Fleshy prison? I've been around for some time, I've forgotten such silly little details.
>The skeleton ignores the alligator remark. He'd rather not relive that memory.
>>10169099
THE BATH
Nighto HG
My discord's Luci/Inkling#2471
>>10169100
That looks nice. Stop making me hungry though, I'm about to pass out
>>10169099
wait what the fuck
I mean't to quote >>10169087
I'm stupid.
>>10169100
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU EAT A FUCKING BRETZEL!!!
>>10169108
>trying to deja vu on motorcycles
>>10169106
Oh im sorry I didn't know we were in the presence of a master chef. Why don't you tell us how to do it correctly, rather than that professional cook.
>>10169087
>>10169138
>Waves to the terminator
Post pictures of other avas, guess which ava posted them
>>10169151
This is the only picture I got that fits the description.
>>10169122
Maybe you don't want to remember from where you came from because it forces you to remember your roots and what are you doing here, or rather, there.
>Karen points at him with the accusing finger.
Such a refined pile of Bones with sweet exquisi-te modemua tastes must have a great story to tell. With such elegant manners you should wear a tie and maybe even a full suit. But i'm sure your skeleton magic will melt it. Why? Well... You're too powerful, aren't you?
>>10169151
ok that's just silly.
>>10169151
>>10169171
>"Junko, that you?"
>>10169151
>>10169151
>>10169182
furry porn/fyxe
>>10169180
>"oh"
>>10169151
>>10169182
Okay the odd one out is Toriel so that makes me default to Asgore
But he doesn't seem like the type to ava the rest
>>10169182
Can I join your furry party?
>>10169168
Holy heck, this might be the most insulting thing you've ever done. How much of a numbskull do you think I am? To switch from all that Justice crap to this sudden flattery is the most jarring transition I've ever seen. Do you honestly think it'll be that easy to bait out my origin story?
>The skeleton suddenly strikes a dramatic pose, his voice becoming bizarrely passionate.
But if you must know, I shall tell you!
>The skeleton clenches his fist and brings it to his chest, looking down at the ground as he prepares to deliver a breathless and effortless speech about his origins.
It all begun on a sweet summers day...
>fluff
The necrophiliac necromancers wished to warm up their corpses before initiating their depraved acts...
>fluff
But they misjudged, and the spell they cast brought life to the skeletons within their would-be victims of necrophilia...
>fluff
FUCKING DRAGONS
>fluff
Great Skeleton War
>fluff
Ghosts! So many ghosts....
>fluff
brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbr. Just like that, another Chinese earthquake. Anyways, that's about it. Any questions?
>>10169193
Wtf now I want to fuck birds now
>tfw nobody guesses avas
>>10169213
how the fuck are you supposed to guess?
I could have posted literally any HG avatar, how would you have guessed who posted it without being able to make any connections?
You might as well ask the thread to say a random number and gues avatars
say a random number and guess avas
>>10169229
FUCK YOU LEATHERMAN
>>10169229
Penis
>>10169229
Matoi
>>10169194
>Karen gasps when he, very easily, catched her intentions. She nods rapidly while he strikes his dramatic pose and just like in school she listens to him in complete silence. In her head, she draws images of the necromancer in some kind of underground lair with a bunch of skelety skeletons. When he raised his voice to yell ''FUCKING DRAGONS'' Karen took a step back until he finished his ''story'' about his origins.
Woo... So, you were raised by a group of necromancer and then attacked by a bunch of dragons when you made your escape out of there. Then it came the Great Skeleton War when everything was peaceful when the nation of the necromancer attacked? And so the Ghosts had to make their move to counter attack the Skeleton horde which you were part of, maybe the head, or maybe just one of thousands of skeletons. All of this happened in China and constant earthquakes were you demise, sort of. After all of that, somehow you ended up where, in the arena, to kill, rip and tear other human beings or anything that moves. Am I correct? If that's what happened then I don't think I have any questions. If anything I'm curious to explore from where you came from. There's a pretty good chance I can understand how your skeleta keta magic works and how to dissipate your power to make your Bones fall apart and be nothing more than a play thing for doggos. Neat!
>Says Karen with a sneer on her face.
>>10169213
>Tfw nobody can guess your avas
Tch... I raised you better than this, HG.
>>10169240
>Karen trips because of all the typos she did amd stumbles into the floor with a thud.
>>10169254
Just say you bit your tongue or that you stuttered!
Post the last image you nut to
>>10169240
>As Karen begins to interpret his story, the skeleton finds himself getting increasingly bored. While she drones on the skeleton mindlessly scratches the inside of his nose, only to discover a clump of dirt had been lodged inside. While Karen is lost in dumping the own skeleton's exposition back on him, he smashes the back of his skull to free the clump of dirt stuck inside.
>Just as she finishes talking, the skeleton gives one last powerful smack to his skull and expels the dirt clump straight into Karen's face, caking her in mud and worms.
Eww. Also, uh, yeah, whatever. I forgot to mention the brain damage, so I dunno how much of that I made up. Maybe one day I'll take you to the place of my origin if I ever remember what it actually is. I imagine it's very dangerous and that you'd get killed. Wouldn't that be worth a laugh?
>>10169254
>She lies on the floor without moving thanks to the typoes she did in her typo rant post.
>>10169262
O-oh, yeah! I bit my tongue... A thousand times! And I stuttered like the bad guys do when they see the light of Justice resting upon them.
>>10169264
>>10169264
>>10169288
#MakeItANut
>>10169264
>>10169272
>The exact second the dirt went off flying to clump straight into her face she had her mouth closed, thankfully. She shakes her face a little just to nice a wrom crawling through her cheek and freak out. Nonetheless, even with a disgusted face, Karen grabs the worm and puts it back through Mr.Bones' eyes socket, carefully played so it can crawl from one hole to the other.
Say Mr.Bones, I won't be killed. If anything, they'll make me stronger! Like every day you try to kill me. I'm sure if I can be the bee buzzing right on into your ear and a pain in your boney ass, then I can be same thing to the dangers of where you come from. Especially the necromencers. As you describe them, they might want your bones for a potion.
LURKERS ASSEMBLE
>>10169002
Enter the Gungeon
>>10169322
Hello my phone is not plugged in
>>10169322
>>10169309
>The skeleton plucks the worm out of his eye socket and lets it wriggle between his fingers.
Oi, slow down there. Didn't I tell you I was unsure of that story myself? I don't even know if necromancers are involved, it might be a figment of my imagination for all I know.
>The skeleton looks Karen dead in the eyes, the worm still pinned between his fingers
The fact that you were so gentle with this little guy when putting him back into my eye socket probably means you care for it. I dunno why, it's just a silly worm.
>The skeleton crushes the worm then tosses it over his shoulder. Another callous murder. Truly this skeleton is the greatest evil of all time.
That guy ain't getting justice any time soon.
>>10169322
Trouble?
>>10169322
>>10169337
Never mind
>>10169341
>>10169322
>"hello"
>>10169322
>>10169322
Sup.
SOMEONE HOST OR ILL EAT INKLING'S FINGERS
>>10169354
I think that's kind of funny.
You should do it.
>>10169334
>She stares at Mr.Bones as he grabs the little worm between his fingers. The girl already know what were his intentions even through his words. When he crushed the little insect between his boney bones, Karen doesn't wait a single moment to simply punch him on the skelety face.
>>10169354
That's pretty hot, I kinda want to see you eat inklings fingers more than have a game, the more I think about it.
>>10169361
Soviet?
>>10169363
I'm American, but A+ for trying.
>>10169354
>Yotsugi places a small tub of sauce before you.
>>10169358
I WILL IF SOMEONE DOES NOT HOST
>>10169361
dude... you're fucked up
>>10169376
Why don't you do it?
>>10169360
>His skull hardens into steel just before her fist makes contact, allowing him to absorb the impact of the blow with ease. His head barely moves back an inch.
Ah, there it is. A dosage of justice worthy for such an insignificant creature, right? I guess I was wrong Karen, there is justice for that worm after all! Ha!
>>10169376
Good point, but I think it's important to remember that YOU'RE the one who offered to do it.
>>10169354
JOKES ON YOU THEY'LL JUST GROW BACK
Yo. How's everyone's night going so far?
>>10169381
>Just as her fist connects, she can feel a wave of pain traveling through her arm due to the strength she used to punch him. She shakes her fist rapidly which has clear sore spots on it.
Aw, aw, aw. I doubt a single womr has any sense of Justice on its own but I can't stand how cheeky you are about the whole topic of Justice. I just... Want to see if I can glue your boney teeth together so you can never talk again. It doesn't matter if your bones are skelety steely, I'm going to keep punching you until you break into pieces.
>>10169402
The night is fine. It's about to end though, that's the problem.
>>10169402
I love the night.
>>10169420
Right, it's just about dawn for me.
>>10169431
So many shadows....
>>10169402
Goodayo
>>10169436
Oh hey justice girl, how's justice been treating you?
>>10169402
It's been pretty good i guess, i just marathoned dead rising for about 6 hours and now I'm hitting the weights getting to swole to control.
>>10169408
>The skeleton leans in close to her fist, putting on a motherly voice as he inspects it.
Oh Karen, you've gone and hurt yourself! Such a silly young girl, aren't you?
>The skeleton goes back to speaking as he usually does, in a condescending manner.
Are you gonna enact justice again? For your poor lil' fist that you just went and hurt? Everything in this world deserves justice, Karen. Hit me again.
>>10169402
It's going pretty good so far. I killed a bunch of guards and got away with it, and I think I'm finally starting to get a leg-up on this brat.
>>10169402
Oh just great, watch dawn of the planet of the apes, played some gungeon and nearly fell asleep playing divinity: original sin. How about you, ominous hooded figure?
>>10169447
Yeah, I marathon-ed Bioshock 2 for 7 hours a night ago, great times, and I hope you get those gains man.
>>10169451
I killed one the other night, awfully weird individual. And nice, we gotta teach these hero kids a lesson. I just need to find satan and make a pact with him at this point.
>>10169459
Arguing politics mostly.
>>10169451
>She tilts her head to a side during his obvious mocking imitation, narrowing her eyes a little with a poker face. Though when she listens his question out of his boney mouth, the girl adopts her fighting stance.
Areee youu sureee, Mr.Bones? The result might not be of your liking. Have you forgotten about everything I said just earlier? That I am Justice itself, and the flames of Justice will get to your skeleton magic? If you reaaaallly, reaallly want me to keep punching you, I can. For pain is nothing more than fuel for me.
>With both of her hands raised up high, a bit of blood runs down her knuckles.
>>10169446
Preeetty well, like always. Justice is always by my side and those who inherently follow its path. How about you, Cloaky?
>>10169472
Yeah, that's about what I expected dark hooded figures to do every day.
>>10169480
I killed a guard and got away with it, and robbed him of everything before that, so justice is being pretty bad right now.
>>10169481
I know right? We're known for that.
>>10169472
I dunno about Satan, he's gone some shitty demons under his command. Like the succubus, Astaroth. Just garbage. Absolute garbage. She honestly thinks she can beat me. No, no I won't let her. She's gonna go down. I'll take her down.
>The skeleton nods frantically between each sentence, talking at Grey rather than talking with him.
>>10169480
>The skeleton opens up his arms, assuming the most neutral stance that he can.
Of course I want you to keep punching me. How could I, an ally of Justice, let such a great source of injustice go unpunished? You have to attack me, Karen. It's the only way.
>The skeleton grits his teeth, a layer of steel covering his bones. In his voice shows signs of determination that he's never shone before.
I will endure your every blow. You will not knock me off my feet. I'm serious this time. I had a talk with Mayoi and I know now that the only way I'll ever win is with a clear head. So attack me.
blep
boobs
>>10169505
UH?! I thought you were a good guy but all you're a murdered and a thief. How dare you talk about Justice with such evil deeds behind your back?
>>10169510
>Her eyes are dead set on his skully steely head. Even the little mock he did about being an ally of Justice only makes her blood boil even more.
If you say so... Then consider the quarrel, begun!
>In a blink of an eye, Karen is already throwing punches against his skull, trying to scrap off his boney frame or even a single scratch off his own bones. Her punches land slow bur hard, one after the other. Sore spots are evident on each one of her fists as she continues to keep going. A concerned expression can be appreciated on her face but she just speeds up more and more until a barrage of them is hitting him. Using all the strength she had, every punch swings through the air with a sharp cutting sound. Karen doesn't stop punching him for even a second, to not let him rest for a moment, even if blood is splattering on his own skully frame. A tiny wave of air is sent just behind him, lifting a cloud of dirt with the force of it.
Hmph!
>>10169548
>Creams pants
>>10169510
Yeah sure buddy, as long as I can get some wicked super powers to combat these hero kids, I'll be fine.
>>10169560
Me? A good guy? I kicked you in the head the other day in the name of injustice!
I mean to ask the dead hours crowd, if there are any Ausfags and Eurofags around.
Secret Avatar Weekend starting time is as such, it can be either one hour earlier or one hour later than the times shown in this image.
So I want to know what you guys want out of these three options.
>1 hour later.
>No change.
>1 hour earlier.
The ending time will remain constant
>>10169579
No change, I don't mind.
I still don't have a secret ava anyway though.
>>10169587
The entire point is to make one.
>>10169579
>Secret avatar weekend?
>>10169579
There's gonna be a secret ava weekend? Rad, I already got a folder for that, I tried rping him a while back and got bored.
>>10169579
hi i'm here
>>10169579
German here. I'd prefer an hour earlier.
How much are you willing to bet that everyone will just use a generic moeblob animu gril for SAW?
>>10169588
I'm spoilt for choice, and then I'd probably end up not doing them justice anyway.
>>10169601
I don't know anything else.
>>10169572
In the name of injustice? What is that supposed to mean? You can't tell me you're praying to injustice instead of Justice. Unlike injustice, with Justice you're certain of what you're going to get.
Justice prevails over injustice and above all else. Nothing can be above Justice, not even injustice, not even you, not even me. If anything I'm on the same level but not above. Nothing is above. Hence deeds in the name of ''injustice'' shall not go unpunished and should be treated accordingly! Punishment.
>>10169601
I'll be using the opposite
>>10169589
it's kind of a tradition for us to sometimes have an weekend where everyone picks up a new avatar.
It's completely optional, and since you're new it's up to you.
We just have this weekend like every 6-7 months, sometimes people keep the avatar after the weekend, sometimes not.
The fun for me in secret avatar weekends is figuring out who's behind the new avatar.
>>10169560
>The skeleton manages to shrug off the first few blows, but the more she speeds up the harder he finds it to endure through her assault. His skull gets bounced around as it is struck in every direction, but his sheer determination to hold at least one victory over the girl causes him to power through it. His skull begins to crumple towards the end of her assault, her devastating strikes creating dents in the steel. By the end she has visibly damaged him, but he still stands, and in the same spot as he was before.
>As the cloud of dirt settles, he stands before her with a giddy smile on his skull.
No doubt if I had a brain I would've died from trauma. But I don't! And I'm fine! Completely fine! And look at you Karen, all you've done is bust up your fists and spilled your own blood on me. Hopefully I'm made out of stainless steel...
>>10169572
I'm just saying, judging from the kinds of demons Satan's got under his command he isn't all that cool of a dude.
>>10169579
>>10169586
>Ausfag here. No chance is good for me
>>10169601
Consider this: Everyone will just use a generic moeblob are people who usually wouldn't.
>>10169579
>>10169586
desu secret ava weekend is cancer
>>10169601
as someone who has participated in every secret avatar weekend, the opposite happens most of the time. Secret ava weekend is when most people pull out vidya and 3D (and male avatars) the most.
>>10169589
>Hoshi reads off a piece of paper.
"Secret Avatar Weekend is an event in the /trash/ Hunger Games community where the participants pick up a new character of their choosing to roleplay as in the threads. Do they simply pick up a new character? No, it doesn't end there. Nobody knows who is playing which character because they are secret! Nobody has any idea who anyone is. Completely separated from their selves, community members are free to be who they please, without the burden of their identity and being judged according to it. As most will tell you, it is truly a liberating feeling. The thrill of operating under the cover of secrecy. What better way to enjoy that excitement than with everyone else at the same time? So join in on the festivities, many new characters await and are eager to meet you, to present themselves in their purest form."
>>10169601
Ya had to open ya fat mouth, now nobody's gonna do it.
>>10169604
Don't sell yourself short.
>>10169587
>>10169593
>>10169596
>>10169597
Your posts have been reviewed. It will most likey be an hour earlier since the Eurofags are getting screwed the hardest with timezones.
>>10169615
Thanks for the (you)
>>10169607
>The hooded man puts on an especially condescending tone
Well, I'm right here sweet heart? What are you gonna do? Blink at me to death?
>>10169610
Hey I'm sure we can work out a good deal, considering I kill people on a pretty average basis, I may not even need to offer up my own soul.
SLEEP DOWN
>>10169634
>>10169634
>>10169634
>tazes
>throws into trash compactor
There we go, one less moeblob to worry about.
>>10169634
>shoots
>>10169625
It depends on what kinda Satan we're dealing with, I suppose. If you've been sending people to Hell and Satan can't be bothered dealing with all of them, I imagine he'd be pretty pissed off at you.
>>10169634
I ALREADY WENT TO FRICKIN' BED! I DON'T WANT TO GO AGAIN!
>The skeleton is so frickin' fed up of getting told to go into bed he breathes fire upon the girl.
>>10169609
>>10169623
>But all I have is Marisa and I have no idea what else is available nor would I have the time for something else.
>I'll just have to stick with what I got not that it's good or anything.
>>10169623
Are we allowed to have lewd avas?
Someone explain to me what a moeblob is please.
>>10169652
Don't worry, it's not mandatory.
>>10169654
yes
>>10169634
Fine, i wanted to go to my room anyway!
>Storms off like an arrogant teenager cunt
>>10169658
A small, mostly boring/dull anime girl who's only redeeming quality is that they are cute.
>>10169643
>two appears on place
we are hydra.
>>10169645
>>10169651
dead
>>10169658
me
>>10169623
I'll just play who I always play because no one knows who I am anyway.
>>10169610
>She stands in front of Mr.Bones as the cloud of dirt flies away, with a single fist on top of his skull and clear damage has been done. However, her knuckles have blood on them and a bit of skin as been scrapped off
W-who... Who said I was already done?!
>After those words, Karen begins to punch him once again but starting at the same speed she was using at the end of her assault. Her blood runs down her fingers, staining the rest of her hand as she continues to punch Mr.Bones right on his boney head. In a unrealistic manner, her blood boils and catches fire. Every punch resounds through the whole place they're in and instead of cutting through the air with a tiny cloud of dirt, the air dashes like a bullet being fired by a gun. It goes fast enough to pierce through a nearby building as she continues to punch him over and over again.
>>10169625
I'm going to make you bored with a long-ass monologue about Justice and its meaning. Then when you lower your guard in the middle of it, I'm going to throw punches straight on your stomach so I can hopefully damage one of your vital organs and kill you in one clean swipe. But if it doesn't work then I'm going to c-...
>Karen stops in the middle of it and throws a quick punch straight into his stomach with hopes of make him puke his words.
>>10169668
>>10169669
>>10169671
So the literal translation of moe would be what, exactly?
>>10169664
Guess all I can do is try ti enjoy myself.
>>10169680
It's a jap word, you can't trust those japs, it's like trusting the gooks or the chinks.
>>10169658
A character whose only redeeming qualities is that they are cute. E.g. the majority of slice of life animes.
>>10169677
Let me fuck you. Really hard.
>>10169652
I understand it can be a little confusing and daunting to suddenly be thrown with the responsibility of choosing a new avatar, but the thing with these SAWs is that it feels better to take part and recieve all the speculation and attention than not. It won't take too long to find a good waifu character while putting aside your current ava for the time being. As someone who might not know a lot of people here and someone who isn't known by a lot of people, you may see little point in taking place. But wouldn't it feel good to RP so well with a secret ava, you get accused for being another well known avafag?
Trust me, you'll have a decent time. You have over a month, so think it over, ask for help. Even if it is SAW, it's not unusual to have people telling their closest friends. But usually they don't because absolute secrecy is the most fun.
>>10169675
That works too.
>>10169654
Do whatever you want, but you're going to have to deal with public opinion, my friend.
>>10169651
I'm sure he'd be happy, more souls to torture and all.
>>10169669
Excellent
>>10169677
>He stands there again, shocked, and then again, moans in pain
God damn, this is just a replay of last time....
>He grabs the girl by the pony tail in a fit of rage, and throws her, but not too far due the pain in his stomach.
>>10169695
Calm your thirst adachi
>>10169658
It's a somewhat pejorative term for an anime character whose characterization begins and ends at being cute and emotionally absorbing from a marketing perspective.
>>10169680
Something cute that sets off your "hnng". It's like a fetish, but instead of sexual things, it's for cute things.
Like maid Moe, or glasses Moe.
DON'T MOVE!
I GOT YOUR CODES RIGHT UP HERE IN MY HANDS, I WILL BREAK THEM!
>>10169713
I don't wanna go "hnnng" I wanna go "haaang" myself when I see them.
>>10169696
>But Marisa is all I have and I'm just fine with that.
>I'd want people to come to like for what I play and stick with it, although I am seeming to have a hard time getting people interested enough to atleast say something to me.
>I'll just stick to Marisa, it's all I know.
>>10169719
That's not very nice of you.
Thank you for all the explanations concerning the moeblob.
>>10169724
Play what you feel is most comfortable, don't play what other people want you to play.
>>10169669
Nice.
>slides on shades
Cool.
>>10169677
>Maybe it was just her momentum causing her to do it, but once Karen strikes him with the punch that has enough force to cleave through a building the skeleton is sent flying from his spot, meaning that she is only punching the air afterwards. The skeleton digs his feet into the road in an attempt to stop himself, grinding through the asphalt as he begins to slow down.
>He finally comes to a stop when his bony butt bumps up against the hood of a car, causing him to fall on top of it. His skull has been almost completely caved in after that blow.
>>10169700
Yeah, but he's being doing that for what, an eternity now? Surely he's gotten bored of it by now.
>>10169719
Please don't. I put some kind of effort into them. I don't usually put effort into anything.
>>10169719
>Flips the flapper
>>10169719
Uhm...you're not holding anything, Miss. And to be honest, I should try to make a code an contribute more but I can never find a theme that isn't taken while also easy for others to get into and that I'm knowledgeable of.
>>10169735
>Do you need pictures bro?
>>10169731
oh okay.
>>10169735
effort is not fun.
>>10169736
>flappered out
>>10169738
I only hear the jews from your fake robo-mouth, jew jap.
I cry airstrikes
>>10169724
You'll give in.
They all give in.
It's only a matter of time.
>>10169723
Here are Moe versions of the Death Star and X-Wing.
Death Star-chan used to be a filler of mine.
Ship girls are Moe boats
Monster girls are Moe monsters.
Etc. You get the point.
>>10169719
God, no, not my codes, anything but my codes. Without my codes, I am nothing.
>>10169724
>You've got time to decide whether or not you want to do it anyway, so don't worry about it too much
I'm gonna make hg columbine look like a joke.
>>10169748
>schoolshoots your codes
pumped up kicks
>>10169724
Participation isn't mandatory
>>10169755
How can you kill my codes if they're already dead?
>>10169719
I worked two and a half nights on that thing and I still haven't gotten around to continuing it after the second testfire!
>>10169700
>Like a plushie, Karen is thrown into a bush after a tight grip on her ponytail. She lands on it like a bed and then stands up to look at the man peevishly looking at her.
You asked for it! And I've got a lot more here, ready and loaded for the likes of you.
>>10169735
>Karen punches into the air a couple of times before she almost stumbles a cause of the strength she's putting into every punch. Her arms drop like spaghetti on her sides, blood dripping from her knuckles as she walks forward, staggering a little. The pain travels through her arms like a needle, pinching her nerves as she walks a little more and glances a Mr.Bones laying on top of a car. Her vision gets blurry but she can tell his position.
Oi, Mr.Bones! How's your skeleton magic now?
>tfw moeblob
>>10169735
He gets off to that, it's his favorite pass time, he never gets sick of it, then hell wouldn't be hell.
>>10169746
All you're doing is getting me closer to that noose.
>>10169757
Nothing is mandatory, dumbass.
>>10169743
I have a sizeable folder right now, but more pics are always welcomed.
>>10169744
I dunno, I found it to be pretty fun. If you destroy my codes I'm gonna get frickin' angry...
>>10169762
stick a cock in them and they will liven up, then kill them.
>>10169763
Haha.
>>10169767
cute.
>>10169744
Okay, I'm very confused right now. How did Judaism come up? I can't call myself very knowledgeable on the subject so maybe I missed something.
>>10169766
I want to stick my dick in your virgin pussy.
>>10169777
kys Bolin
>>10169776
>throws your codes to>>10169713
>>10169770
Moshi Moshi Moe hoshi desu~
>>10169782
I'm seeing?
>>10169776
>>10169780
simple, you look like a jew.
>>10169784
Hahah, im like the bruce wayn of hg youll never figure out who i am.
>>10169782
Karen onee-chan isn't a moe blob, onii-chan.
Karen is a fatass
bai, i am going to become the batman
>>10169766
And I'll kick you in the head before you can even reach me, try me.
>>10169787
Great now you're speaking Chinese.
>>10169805
Jesus fucking christ, what is that thing?
>>10169808
bye bye
>>10169805
She is. Look at this, a perfect butt to fuck.
>>10169817
Wow she just became way more interesting
>>10169766
>The skeleton slowly peels himself off of the car, having left a sizeable imprint within the hood. Although his face is smashed in, he has no problem speaking and seeing.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, look at you Karen. Your arms are limp by your sides and I'm sure you're in pain right now. Am I in pain? No. No I'm not. I don't feel a thing - except for happiness! So to answer, I'd say it's pretty damn good.
>The layer of steel covering his bones disappears, revealing his normal, milky-white bones underneath. The skeleton removes his gun from his rib cage and presses it against his own skull.
Let me fix up my face real quick.
>The skeleton empties the gun into himself, but not out of frustration or anything - he simply wants to respawn. And so he does, any damage done to his body completely healed.
Look at the mess you caused. The road is cracked and ruined, and this poor car has been totalled. Has justice been achieved today, Karen?
>He spits out her name with a venom he hasn't used before.
Nope! My bones are feeling as good as ever!
>>10169770
Yeah, I guess. I suppose we'll never really know until we go down into Hell ourselves though.
>>10169785
>>10169787
Oi, that rudie patootie just threw my codes to you. Can I get them back?
>>10169790
Ahh, I can think of many situations where I could use this. Thanks for the gift, friend!
>>10169817
oh man wow I feel so compelled and moved by her character, i can relate to her struggles and sympathise with her motives and goals now because of this gif.
>>10169796
Wait, why is the Kacho here now? Are you a shapeshifter like Mister Soviet?
>>10169837
To be honest no avatar in HG has been able to do this for me
>>10169837
It's a webm.