Hunger Games Thread
Yaaaaay peace peace, onii-chan.
>"Reminder: Araragi is an enemy of Junko. Do not associate yourself with this man"
>>10169848
He probably didn't even look at it before he shitposted the ava for having better RP than him.
>>10169860
Was it shitposting though?
>>10169865
Yes.
>>10169859
>reads the mysterious ad
? ? ?
>keeps walking
>>10169860
Hoshi, you need to be less obvious.
>>10169867
Are you thin skinned by any chance?
>>10169841
NO PEACE
>>10169873
If there was anything less I wanted to do, it's give a shit. Kek.
>>10169874
Thanks for the (You)
>>10169841
>>10169859
>>10169860
>3 posts but only 2 UIDs
Let the guessing game begin
>>10169882
>DABBING FROG
>>10169841
It's only peaceful because it's early.
>>10169882
There's 6 UIDS Senpai
>>10169882
>>10169813
A story that has yet to be written!
>Karen dashes towards him with a fist formed on her right hand and pointing straight to his, surprisingly hidden, face.
>>10169836
>She can barely tell what's happening but she can clearly hear the shoots as she walks a bit closer. Even with her blurry vision, the damage she left because of her punches is quite clear.
You... Used your gun to heal yourself back to normal. I'd say it was worth my time, abs.. Abs... Absolutely! The road and the car are nothing more than a price that it has to be paid in one form or another. And the pain is what keeps me in shape right now, awake. Besides, Mr.Bones, your skeleton magic can help you only for so long while Justice remains always with oneself.
>>10169887
I would disagree, did you miss all the fighting happening in the last place we were in, Nightgown onee-chan? If you can shut out the world with a book, anywhere is peaceful.
>>10169894
>2002x1197
>>10169900
..Well, you're not entirely wrong. But that's just a matter of shutting out the conflict, not it's absence.
>>10169909
What?
>>10169896
>The man sticks his foot up when she's within range, hoping for her to slam her face in the sole of his boot.
>>10169912
woah
hey bones
>>10169841
Peace is much too boring. Zero excitement. We could use some more competition in this place.
>>10169896
In what way was it worth your time? All you've done is hurt yourself! Actually, you did that AND destroyed the road. And wrecked some persons car. And at what costs did that come with, my banged up skull? I didn't have to shoot myself there, I could've lived on without having to fix up my skull. I just wanted to look good for when I got to taunt you over how much of an idiot you are.
>>10169925
Nice! Consider that my victory pose for tonight's activities, where I killed an entire township worth of medieval guards and got some stupid brat to ruin a neighbourhood.
>>10169912
>Yotsugi points to the yellow clothes girl and the skeleton fighting in the middle of the street.
Look over there, Nightgown onee-chan. You didn't see it until now, did you? That must be a really good book. It could also be an erotic book, and you just happen to be very interested in that subject.
>>10169928
But it would make your loved ones sad if you were killed.
>>10169928
You might be biting off more than you can handle.
>>10169932
...Huh?
>he looks up to watch the two fighting
Now why would I be reading anything like that in public!? You seem much more interested than I!
>>10169922
..What is it?
AWWWWW! Look at how cute and happy everyone is! you know what would make you more happy? A game! you do want a game right?
>>10169932
Getting killed? What makes you think we're going to be killed? That's crazy talk. No one really gets killed popping puyo or beauty contests.
>>10169955
Eh? What makes you say that? Don't think I can handle myself?
>>10169966
Yes! I was itching to get into a game myself!
>>10169973
Oh.
>>10169979
Me on the left.
>>10169989
Bottom or top left?
>>10169976
Of course you are! I'm just gonna need some things to know before I begin.
ROLL CALL!
>>10169920
>When she's approaching where the man's standing, she can quickly see his foot up high with the intention to hit her face. Karen uses her speed to crouch down and slide across the ground with one of her foot reaching up with the intention to kick his feet and force him to stumble.
>>10169930
I... I don't feel any pain. It's only a tiny scratch which will heal... Quickly... Like I said before, the persons car and road are just tiny prices to pay over keeping you here, Mr.Bones. Even if you didn't have to shoot yourself, you did, no bullets for you now. You can look as good as you want and call me idiot over and over again with no end in sight but I'll always pinch your boney butt and annoy you.
>>10169962
>Yotsugi gets closer to you and begins to pick at the cover of the book
Beneath this old cheap leather made to cover a book to disguise it as a sophisticated and ancient tome of magical knowledge, is a paperback cover of an inappropriate manga. I hear that is how all the students read their own books in classes.
>>10169976
>Yotsugi continues to stare
>She digs into her pockets and produces a pile of hachets
Look at these, Dragon onee-chan. These are the tools I've recieved from many mysterious sponsors. Upon further analysis, I came to realize that these are not for wood, but flesh.
Does this not make you suspicious?
>>10170000
I'm here.
>>10170000 (checked)
Sup.
>>10169989
Nanapon?
>>10170000
Nani?
>>10170000
>>10170014
Nope, I'm Nana!
>>10170012
Nanaporn?
>>10169976
>The glean in his eye scans over the would be warrior to take in her disposition for a moment in silence
Not in the slightest. If you feel you can prove me wrong, show me.
>>10170002
>He catches her mid-slide, jumping over her and kicking her in the back of the head, landing on his face afterwards.
Oh man, maybe that wasn't such a good idea.
>>10170020
We don't have any of those Nanas, what an odd name though, it sounds funny, like corn!
>>10170019
What is nani.
>>10170006
>she lifts the tome up out of her way.
I have no idea where you're getting these ideas! Have you been reading too many of these manga or something?
Alright let me get myself that knows how to use this.
>>10170041
I don't know, wait a minute let me go.
>leaves the thread
>>10169962
You're fat~
>>10169966
Yes!
>>10170052
...
>she lifts the book higher over her head, aimed at his
>>10170042
Reading isn't one of my hobbies, onee-chan. But I will accept that you are most likely not someone to read lewd books in public.
But to read a book that stands out so much in a pink dress such as yours, it can be interpreted as a call for attention, onee-chan. As if you wish to look smarter than you really are.
>>10170050
Bye bii.
>
So you are the ones who my... I mean I have come back to give you guys the game, 24?
Yeah that sounds enough because you guys don't seem to be alot.
>>10170058
>starts shaking and sweating
N-no thanks, I don't want to read now...
>>10170067
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>10170067
Craig
>>10170002
Okay Karen, when you annoy somebody a lot they get pushed a little closer to the edge. When they get pushed over that edge, they might do drastic things. I don't want to get pushed over that edge, Karen. Let me hear it. Let me hear you admit defeat, because I know - I KNOW, that I haven't lost here. No. Don't try and twist this around, as if you've accomplished something here. You have a choice here. Admit defeat. Do it, or don't. If you pick the wrong choice there will be consequences that you'll have to live with.
>>10170067
Lana's mother
>>10170067
Draco
>>10170067
Female villager
>>10170067
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>10170067
Lenny
>>10170074
>>10170075
>>10170076
HEY HEY! HOLD THE FUCK UP! THAT ISN'T AN ENTR- oh who fucking cares, keep entering.
>>10170067
Patchouli
>>10170059
>she gives a nod
Good.
Wh- Again with these sudden assumptions...!
What's so stand out about a pink dress and a book?
>>10170069
...
>she lowers the book
>>10170067
Grey Fifty-Nine
>>10170067
Francis
>>10170067
Miku's ass
>>10170067
I'm Poppy
>>10170085
I had a feeling it wasn't but I'm glad I didn't look like the only fool
>>10170067
Catling gun
>>10170085
Aw jeez, you should really be more straightforward with a skeleton. We don't have any brains, you know.
>The skeleton knocks himself on the skull.
Hollow as heck.
>>10170067
a woman
Could you throw these filler things in this, because I still don't have enough.
>>10170096
You are still an idiot.
>>10170106
I fucking bet.
>>10170088
You look like you're ready to take a nap on the sidewalk. Those aren't proper street clothes. People will think you escaped from some fancy hospital. Don't people take pictures with you onee-chan? They will all think you are the neighborhood mascot. That pink, that hair, that bust, Pink Mashmallow-chan, they will call you.
>>10170067
Sliver Queen
>>10170006
Onee-chan? But we don't even look similar.
>She closes her eyes, puts an arm up into the air, and shakes her hand in shooing motions.
Fans send in the strangest things, I know. It's not unusual to get things like hair in fanmail.
>>10170021
>She closes her eyes and lets out a small sigh, a small puff of smoke comes out of her mouth.
>Before she speaks, she raises her head again with a smile.
It might wrong to assume such things. I wouldn't ever doubt a dragon in one on ones in any kind of contests.
>>10170113
Hobart
>>10170067
Kumagawa Misogi
GEE I THOUGHT YOU FUCKERS WANTED A GAME!
ENTER YOUR DAMN FILLERS!
>>10170113
Ha! That's the safest bet of all time. I even just told you the results of said bet. Sheesh, you're no risk-taker, that's for sure.
>>10170113
Shitty Minecraft Jokes
>>10170031
>Karen's head stomps on the floor after his kick, she quickly wraps her arms around her own head and rubs it.
Aw, aw, aw, aw!
>>10170113
Araragi Karen
>>10170067
Detective Bones
>>10170067
Griffin McElroy
>>10170067
Gascoigne
>>10170075
>She shudders a little to his words but she stands and barely raises her blood-stained finger to point at him.
You've lost, Mr.Bones. Even if the pain over my hands is rendering me immobile and I can barely feel my arms, I've won. You may be happy and sound, in your little illusion of what actually happened but you can't see outside the box. You have to admit that I've won, and I always will. The good guy always wins, it's always right. Unlike YOU.
One left?
Fuck off, I'm entering myself.
Nana
>>10170067
Uraraka Ochako
>he unironically says "Onee-chan"
>>10170067
Lord Beerus
>>10170116
Oh, please. This could hardly be considered the streets. If they truly don't dress like this, then I pity them.
Anyone calling me Pink Marshmellow-chan would end up getting toasted like one.
I imagine you get yourself into trouble quite a lot with a mouth like yours.
>>10170067
Orihara Izaya
>>10170133
Fuck this is some good material.
>>10170153
>>10170158
Slow-asses.
Fine, I'll give up my spot for the weird frog-faced one.
Check it
Blah it
Swap it
I don't care.
>>10170153
You need to work on that speed.
>>10170151
>>10170153
mm watcha saay
>>10170178
You wanna go, slim jim? I said I'm gonna swap myself.
>>10170170
Gee, where'd you come from, the land down under, speed up you idiot!
>>10170135
Look, this can get really violent, are you sure you want to die at such a young age?
>>10170171
I'm ready to get this show on the road.
>>10170142
So that's your final answer?
>The skeleton smiles, almost jumping with glee at her answer.
Ahhhh, I thought you wouldn't give me the excuse I wanted! Perhaps you can consider what comes after as a lesson that sometimes you have to admit when you've lost.
>The skeleton scans the area, that wide smile still planted on his face. It's quickly becoming disturbing.
What a pleasant neighbourhood! Do you keep watch over it often, Karen? Making sure to deliver justice on those who disturb the peace? From the looks of things you've done an admirable effort so far - if you've had anything to do with it, of course.
>>10170171
That should do just fine.
>>10170088
...
...
... like how much do you eat?
>prepares to run
>>10170171
T-thank you... But my face doesn't look like a frog.
>>10170154
>he unironically says "brosef"
>>10170154
>he unironally says "based"
>>10170198
You know if I was a dick I'd say "then how'd you know I was talking to you" but you look like the weak type, so I'mma not mess you up.
atleast not outside here.
>he unironically says broflake
>>10170119
>He holds steady. Though not bringing his lips to curl joyously nor allowing a chortle of approval, an aura of amusement certainly begins to flood the room around him.
Are these dragons as easily provoked as I'm hoping?
>>10170171
Ready when you are, hostess.
>>10170196
>A fireball whizzes past his head, exploding violently just a few feet away
>>10170208
lost
>>10170211
>ducks
AHH! I WAS JOKIIIING!
Enough talk, let's go to the.... wait is this a fucking theme park?
>he unironically says "First 24/36/48"
>>10170223
nice godmodding
>>10170119
Hair? Like wigs? Are you losing your hair, Dragon onee-chan?
>>10170154
I unironically say onii-chan as well.
>>10170166
But Nightgown onee-chan, you are the marshmallow, so therefore it would make sense for you to be toasted. Very well, you seem to be confident with your dress, I will let you go on that subject.
>Yotsugi's bright orange dress looks just as ridiculous in the sun.
But I must comment on your hat now. It looks like a beautiful upside down bowl for expensive yogurt. Are your brains made out of yogurt, onee-chan?
>>10170171
I'm ready to kill, Host onee-chan.
>>10170225
>theme park
Never been here before. Is this a normal theme park or some weird one with death games or something cliche like that?
>he unironically memes
oh wait a minute that's me.
>>10170225
This is going to be fun!
>>10170236
Read that again, it already missed in her post.
>>10170184
Actually yes, I do. Fancy a Vegemite sandwich cunt?
>>10170245
A few feet away
>>10170185
Oi!
>While he's asking such a meaningless question to her, Karen uses her hands on the floor to jump like a spring and climb on top of his head, wrapping her legs around his neck. Using the force of friction made by her jump, Karen bends her body to a side to throw him against the ground.
>>10170191
What... What are you implying there, Mr.Bones? You have no business right here. Go back into the hole from where you came from. You've lost and you have to retreat like a good ol' loser or Justice will make sure you... You get punished because of it.
>Karen keeps staggering a little, obviously barely able to keep standing a feet or so away from him.
>>10170251
>flies past him and explodes somewhere else
go away troll
>>10170241
Like I fucking know, this one is made by some person called "tem"
>>10170247
Gee, you could say cunt without getting in trouble here? I know I say the word fuck, but fuck, cunt's a big word.
also fuck you.
>>10170225
Be glad that the game is starting now....
I'll deal with you when this is over.
>>10170225
Because I have to run!
>>10170239
>a few small balls of flame manifest around her
Hmph.
Do you enjoy looking like an over-ripe orange fallen from a tree?
>>10170265
>tem
I'm ready for autism then.
>>10170225
>Ochako grabs her little purse and checks that she only has a couple of coins and apparently not enough to enter the park with the other paticipants. She looks down at the floor and walks away, thinking about becoming a Hero and get some money.
>>10170225
>>10170270
>It had been a long time since the prospect of something innocent had meant anything. It had been a long time since something so innocuous had a prospect of enjoyment that didn't involve taking a life.
>When in Rome
>>10170270
Perspective!
I often get mad about things I can't control.
>>10170190
Do your best, cute dumb dragon.
>>10170280
Canon.
>>10170274
The fuck's a tem anyway? all I have here is a picture of some cat-dog thing that is wearing a shirt.
>>10170210
Easily provoked?
>She tilts her head over and leans it on her shoulder as she pondered.
Maybe? Lots of dragons seem to be easily angry now that you mention it.
>>10170225
A-Already down and out? But I didn't even get a chance to compete..
>>10170239
No no no... Not a wig. Actual strands of human hair. People are weird, and fans are even weirder.
>>10170287
A bit too late for that, but thanks.
>he unironically breathes
>>10170225
Technically they aren't mine, I stole them from some rollercoaster.
>>10170261
Oh, nothing. Tell me, you sleep just as much as anyone else don't you? I'd hate for it if somebody were to do something while you were sleeping, Karen. Such as, I dunno, walk up to somebodies home, knock on the door and shoot them in the face when they answer it. Jeez, I'd hate that. It'd be especially bad if Mummy and Daddy were feeling lazy and got their shitty little kid to answer it for them, huh? Since I'm planning on doing this to more than one house, by the way, I'm sure that will happen at least once.
>The skeleton drops his facade, glaring at Karen with his dead, empty eye sockets.
One more chance. Say it.
>>10170270
I bet these would taste good, but unfortunately I lack the tongue to taste them with.
>>10170225
PFftthahaha. If you're going to fall at least try landing on your OTHER face.
>>10170298
Go away undead
>>10170270
...I've read this one before, haven't I? This is going to be a very long wait.....
>he unironically exists in this reality
>>10170306
PICK YOUR SHIT UP OFF OF THE FRICKIN' GROUND! THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY ENVIRONMENT! LITTERING IS NOT FAMILY FRIENDLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>10170270
It's making my ears suicidal.
>>10170261
>He slams the ground with a thud, with a shaky body, he stands up with her legs still around his neck, he grabs her by the shirt and proceeds to try and slam her on the ground using his weight
>>10170306
You look like an idiot in that suit
>>10170306
It's time to tell you about my past.
I've done some things in the past that I'm not proud of.
My past is riddled with mystery and confusion.
I want to talk about my history with you.
I feel like I was born so long ago.
>>10170270
>Griffin McElroy accuses the ring toss of being rigged. Gascoigne says he is just bad at it.
>>10170306
>Gascoigne accuses the ring toss of being rigged.
>>10170322
C'mon Craig, let's kill this dude!
>>10170322
Can you see me?
Hello?
Why do you do this?
Do you hate me?
>>10170296
As their reputation would suggest. Some who are plagued by uncontrollable fits of rage often see a dragon reigning over them in their dreams.
Do you also make a habit of bringing out the worst in people?
>>10170306
If you'd take the blindfold off and quit trying to show off, you'd be much more successful
>>10170322
>He remains still with a blank expression throughout. The joys of fair music and dizziness are lost on the dead.
>>10170322
Detective Bones here, not that other skeleton. I just wanted to pop in and say that I just made out with a hot piece of ass. Nice.
>>10170306
that was fatal?
>>10170267
Oh no... Onee-chan called me ripe... Does this mean you are going to harvest me now?
>Yotsugi eyes the balls of fire
Onee-chan, there's fire around your head. You're going to burn somebody.
>>10170296
I can't say I understand, Dragon onee-chan. If you had fans, they would be asking for strands of your hair instead. It would be strange and silly of them to send their own hair. You should tell them that during your next public appearance.
>>10170322
>>10170327
>While Grey has Hobart pinned Craig rams into him with his own bumper cart. He leans out of his cart to give Grey a hi-5 after Hobart's neck snaps.
Nice!
>>10170352
Whacky faces? Okay, I'll try...
>Craig stares directly into the camera, his mouth agape. That's as whacky as a skeleton can get.
>>10170299
If saying i've lost is what I have to do in order to stop your evil deed... Then I'll say one thing, Mr.Bones...
>Karen looks down at the floor and notices how is moving and even getting far away from her.
...YOU'VE LOST. Your scrappy little bones were crushed by the never-ending flame of Justice itself and it makes you angry, it makes you angry that you finally tasted some of it. It doesn't matter if you didn't feel any pain, no, because the pain itself is in your clear annoyance over it. And it'll stay that way. You can't stop me, even your skeleton magic is useless and your gun is a fancy toy. Yoru calcium has run out, Mr.Bones.
>>10170314
>He easily manages to pick her up due to her feather-like weight despite her incredible strength. Karen slams against the floor, and a bit unrealistically a tiny crater is made right below her. The girl shakes her head a couple of times and reaches to the dirt to climb up.
What are you?! How were you able to stand up after that? You're supposed to be dead!
>>10170352
We can PIN this on someone else
>>10170352
I love Mr. Clean.
Just add water, and scrub.
>>10170362
>Clearly swaying side to side he says
A really, really pissed of serial killer, you're ass is grass, kid.
>>10170352
>>10170351
You weren't kidding when you said you were dying...
What a stupid joke, who made this crap?
>>10170352
Just come back from watching a movie and this is what I get? Great
>>10170380
Hey.
Hey.
My eyes are up here.
>>10170380
Being bored to death is a real thing.
>>10170356
I'd rather not ask what that entails....
They could, if I want them to.
...But I already lost, so it'd be useless now.
>>10170335
>She closes her eyes and crosses her arms to think to herself even further. She's becoming lost in thought as she has to put in some effort to think about her actions in the past.
Well... I, uhh...
Hm... Well I suppose I have a few times before. But it was nothing too major and it was settled rather quickly.
Why do you ask? I'm strong because I am part dragon, but I'm not a ferocious beast in any way.
>>10170356
People are weird as I said. It works both ways. Of course people want pieces of me. I mean, who wouldn't?
But to them it's about sending someone something in hopes of just them getting it. It's the main reason why fanmail exists.
But what would I tell them the next time I have a speech? It's nothing too important to me.
>>10170380
>Of course the dull ambience of carnival music and synchronized lights would play well with the calm weather. Relaxing was easy. Convincing himself to stay awake was not.
>>10170394
Hey I'm Poppy
>>10170377
A seria... A serial WHhAaTT?!
>Karen opens her mouth and shows her surprisingly and apparent shark teeth.
The only thing you're going to kill next is your chances of getting alive out of this one, Clokakaman. You, yourself and your seriality are going to taste a sweet delicacy called JUSTICE.
>>10170362
Okay.
>Craig shrugs.
Ya got me. I got a little ticked off there, despite me saying that I wouldn't get angry. But I've tried to argue that same point against you before, haven't I? And you realised how useless of an argument it was, and yet here you are using it against me. Even after I've threatened to SHOOT the innocent people of this neighbourhood you're attacking me with that worthless argument.
>The skeleton laughs. A genuine laugh, too. He finds this to be extremely funny.
Oh man. Ohhhh man. If you haven't lost already you're certainly going to lose now. I'm gonna go visit the neighbourhood. Ciao.
>The skeleton waves Karen goodbye, walking towards the closest suburban area. It seems he wasn't bluffing - he really is going to do it.
>>10170380
Although truthfully I don't even know my own age. You could've guessed any number above 100 and I would assume it's correct
>>10170408
Donut one, Donut two, Donut three, Donut four, Donut five, Donut six, Donut se-
Oh no.
>>10170414
Hi, but I'm Poppy.
>>10170380
That's sending some red flags there man.
>>10170416
>Before she could speak another word he jams her jaw shut with a swift kick
Enough, quit you're god damn talking, I'm tired of it. Either you scram, I kill you, or I die trying.
>>10170408
Someone is winning big time in the next slide.
>>10170422
>this made me laugh.
>>10170430
Hello, but you are wrong.
>>10170433
The only colorful entry will win
>>10170433
I love my fans
>>10170434
I'm Poppy
>>10170406
Because contest demands nothing more than the qualities inherent of your 'ferocious beast'. You seem rather good natured to enjoy this kind of violence.
>>10170433
Crossing the River Styx. Is it too early or too late at this point?
Could someone recommended a good VN that I could play/read and pick a character from it to use? Currently re-reading Katawa Shoujo due to a dub roll the other day.
>>10170446
No. I'M Poppy.
>>10170443
OH THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE WRONG!
>>10170459
......
You're racist!
>>10170433
Sssshhhh, let it happen.
>>10170408
I'll stay here.
>>10170461
Well Craig, this looks like th-
>Dies
>>10170461
>second again
>>10170433
>>10170452
What? I'm not the Charon or whatever, I'm just a random skeleton enjoying a peaceful boat ride.
>>10170461
>Craig collapses into a pile of bones upon his neck snapping.
>>10170468
You're sexist!
>>10170417
WAIT! Where are you going, worthless pile of Bones. You have me right here. We haven't finished!
>Karen takes a couple of steps forward and then another and another while he casually walks away like it's a cloudy, comfy day in the park.
Don't you dare to touch anyone or I'm going to stamp your face into the ground, no, the sun itself.
>>10170432
>Her teeth clenches together due to the heavy and rather painful kick delivered to her jaw. This makes her flip backwards and land on her back right on top of the ground away from the crater she was in. The girl rubs her sore jaw and looks at him with a death stare.
If that's how you're going to put it then so be it. And I'm not exactly talking about my own demise. I'm talking about yours and your seriality, Mr.Clotaka.
>>10170480
Do you think that's funny?
>>10170397
You fought a good fight onee-chan. You should use your powers for good instead for hurting people. Like making baked goods and... Roasting... Marshmallows...
>>10170406
You need someone to sort through your mail, onee-chan. You can't sit down and read all of it, can you? If you're famous enough to get mail, you shouldn't have enough time to do so.
>>10170490
I don't know do you?
>>10170483
Congrats to Gascoigne, and thanks for hosting
>>10170482
Welp, come get me, before my organs start failing, I think that broken rib punctured something.
>>10170476
>A Karen of the future opens a portal in this exact point in time and sits on top of the pile of bones of Mr.Bones.
Daka, daka, yaka, yaka. A pile forever and a vile wherever.
>Then she jumps into the portal to make her escape and close it.
>>10170483
What did you want me to say?
>Heavily distorted voice :Thank her for hosting.
Thanks for hosting.
>>10170495
I think it's funny.
>>10170502
Then yes it is very funny
>>10170461
>Before the result of lazy mechanics approaches like a rapidly setting sun, the shadow cast on the two is oddly welcoming.
>Frank places a hand on the shoulder of the undead beside him.
Dust to dust
>>10170476
....I may have made a wrong turn somewhere
>>10170505
Will you do anything I say?
>>10170510
But I'm poppy
>>10170515
Charlotte, is that you?
>>10170482
You can barely walk. I don't care about fighting you right now, all I care about is humbling you a bit. This is the lesson I'm going to teach you. I think it's so much more fun than outright murdering you.
>The skeleton's hand slides into his rib cage as he disappears around the street corner, walking into the densely populated suburban area.
>>10170483
I'd thank you for hosting, but I'm afraid the rude one will insult me so I won't.
>>10170501
>The pile of bones is just that - a pile of bones. They are unable to react to the incredibly strange event that has just occurred. If he were alive he'd probably say something demeaning, like "wow I wish that anon from earlier were in my position right now."
>>10170508
Most likely. I don't imagine you intended to ride the Tunnel of Love ride with a skeleton. If you want to get in the mood though you can hug me, but that's it. No kissing.
>>10170452
It's all competition, yeah. But no one's seriously getting hurt about all this. At least I hope they're not. It's all just friendly competition isn't it? I mean there is violence, but it doesn't actually do any real damage to others.
>>10170483
Thanks for having us, but let me get a fair shot next time, alright?
>>10170493
Well I mean I could do that, but I don't really trust anyone with my stuff. Plus it's a good feeling to just see the stuff you get.
But besides all that, I really do have enough time to do so.
Anyone?
>>10170453
>>10170483
>Gascoigne calmly makes his way out of the gruesome amusement park.
What a strange place to go for passing the time. No blood on myself, yet it surrounds everything around me. Oh well, I'm sure I'll get a beast sometime today.
>thanks for the game
>>10170453
VN?
>>10170528
will a dating sim do?
>>10170498
>>10170502
>>10170521
>>10170525
Whatever get over it.
>>10170453
>>10170528
>The one with North Korea
>The one with the Panzergirls.
>that's all I know.
>>10170483
Well, that ended early for me. Dying of boredom? The act itself is boring...
Thank you for hosting.
>>10170493
I don't see what that gains for me.
>the fireballs pop in small explosions, sparks lingering in the air for a moment afterwards
Hmmm? Did you have something else to say?
>>10170528
>>10170453
Hatoful Boyfriend or Night in the woods
>>10170531
Congratulations in your innocent win. Takes balls to not kill.
>>10170525
>Kissu
>>10170535
Visual novel.
>>10170536
I like romance so sure.
>>10170537
Panzergirlz already have an anime.
>>10170540
I'll mark these up thanks
>>10170559
http://mostlywrestlingstuff.tumblr.com/post/143665679226/sendendo-payback-2015-a-wwe-dating-sim-just-in
Here you go dude.
>>10170483
Interesting.
Thanks for the trip. And congratulations Gascoigne
>>10170521
I'll pass.
There's a very strong love-hate relationship between myself and the dead. So much so that inclination to act on one or the other is defaulted to indifference.
>>10170525
Do we not bleed?
On some level the anguish is real. Not having reservations about inflicting such misery as such is highly sadistic.
>>10170563
Reeeeee
>>10170568
y-you said dating sims were okay
>>10170559
I've only read one VN and it wasn't anime, it was called Bone, pretty interesting actually.
>>10170559
>Stay! Stay! Democratic People's Republic of Korea
>what about that
>>10170531
>>10170538
>>10170565
Whatever.
>>10170559
>>10170572
Disregard this, I confused between graphic novel and visual novel.
>>10170565
Love-hate? I bet it's those darn ghosts that make up the "hate" part of that relationship. I'm sorry for how they act, please know that ghosts do not represent the rest of the undead.
>>10170521
*I bet that anon from earlier wishes
fix'd
>>10170576
>kissu
>>10170483
>>10170487
Thankso danto. I'll see you in the next arena!
>>10170498
You said it so!
>Karen uses her hands as leverage to spring out up high in the air. With a fist ready to crunch and dunch, she's potingin at him as she falls with her body blocking a few rays from the sun.
>>10170521
>She tries to run as soon as he disappears over a corner but stumbles into the floor. By instinct she puts her hand on the ground to block her fall only to feel a sharp pain due to all the steel she punched a moment ago. Nonetheless she uses her hands to impulse herself forward and force her own body to run. She makes it over to the coner and looks at Mr.Bones walking in the street.
MR.BONES! I'm not finished with you!
>Karen reaches him from behind and jumps on the tip of her toes, doing a single spin in the air to deliver a kick, hopefully, in his skull.
>>10170588
>knucklesandwichu
>>10170571
Not a meme VN you arse.
>>10170572
Thought Bone was an animation studio.
>>10170576
I'll jot it down.
>>10170550
>Wipes away the kiss
Eh? Hello anonymous.
>>10170565
I mean, we do bleed. But the fighting is never something that will inflict bleeding. What do you mean by all of that though? It is all for both fun and for bettering yourself.
>>10170525
>>10170538
Gotta go eat dinner onee-chans.
>>10170591
>He audibly sighs as he braces for impact, assuming a very stable stance.
>>10170603
Have a nice meal then.
>>10170598
>Not a meme
>He wouldn't date Roman Reigns
>>10170586
Ghosts?
Obnoxious and tricky. They don't have the courtesy of being able to be put down with a neat right cross to the jaw. Unlike beings as cultured as yourself of course
>>10170591
>Of course the moment he heard her voice he hardened himself with his steel, it was a foolish move on her part. He laughs, not even bothering to look back at her as he walks down the street.
I'm trying to spot a house with a family car parked on the driveway. You know, like a BMW or something. I'll be striking there first.
>>10170598
If it makes you feel any better I had a good laugh from it.
I don't know much about VN or Dating sims so I can't really help out
I could suggest vidya maybe.
>>10170594
Worth it..
>>10170618
Ah, you've got a good head on your shoulders! It's rare to see a fleshy actually use the brains that they've been given. Ghosts are indeed a slippery bunch, not to mention how spooky they are. I've been trying to get over my fear of ghosts but progress has been pretty slow lately.
>>10170603
>I'm going to take a nap anyway.
>See ya'll later :v
Hi, I'm Poppy and today I'm going to answer your questions.
>>10170660
When are you gonna bring Titanic Sinclair here?
>>10170660
If I had a love-interest, how do I beat up my competition? without my love-interest knowing.
Just a question nothing more.
>>10170640
So the dead -do- experience fear.
What do you stand to lose exactly? Surely you no longer feel or see things the same way the living does
>>10170605
>Seemingly that the man doesn't move an inch from where he stands, her punch connects cleanly with one of his cheeks. Like some kind of movie which is yet to be released, Karen stays suspended into the air with her fist on top of him, tugging his cheek and forcing his head to face the other way.
>>10170619
>The second she kicks his steel, her whole leg vibrates because of and trips into the floor just to see Mr.Bones walking down the street with a laughtery.
I told you to STOP. You darn pile of Bones. Can't you hear me?
>Karen uses both her chest and knees to lift her body and stand up yet again with her vision getting a bit worse.
If you want to do anything, you have me here for it!
>>10170660
Why do I love the planet of the apes reboot series so much? God, I just love those damn monkeys
>>10170660
Skeletons?
Remember to love the spiders!
>>10170691
I love Rachnera
>>10170660
Tell me about your music[?]
>>10170694
I want to dick Rachnera
>>10170660
Are you okay?
>>10170686
Let me fuck your virgin pussy right now.
>>10170705
I want her to tie my dick so I can't cum as she pleases me
>>10170660
Who are the freaks behind you?
>>10170686
>And audible crack rings out as fist connects to tissue, in this moment, his mind is too much of a scrambled mess to do anything, out of reflex, the man swings towards the girl's stomach, forcefully.
>>10170684
Why are some people scared of bugs when they don't even do anything? Why do people shriek at the sight of a mouse? Fears aren't always rational, ya know.
>>10170686
Actually, I agree. I do have to do something about you; you're going to mess this up for me.
>The skeleton kicks at her knee with his steel foot to try and incapacitate her, putting his entire body into the kick.
I mean, can you imagine what would happen when they answer the door? They'd probably hear you shrieking "don't do it!!" before they actually got there. How am I gonna kill 'em if you're orbiting me like the dumb bee that you are?
>>10170660
Fuck off impostor I'm Poppy
>>10170726
Fuck off Randy, you're not Poppy.
>>10170726
Fuck off Randy
>>10170726
Fuck off Randy
>>10170720
Perhaps that comes with the brain... Or the 'lack of using it'?
Keep an eye for those phantoms, they could be anywhere.
>>10170726
>Randy
>Poppy
yeah right, Randy.
>>10170717
>virgin
>>10170717
>Virgin
>>10170748
Yeah, I'll keep an eye out. I've met two already, but they're much different from the ghosts that I'm used to. One's a little girl and one's not even a full ghost. And the little girl ghost isn't even intangible like most ghosts are; she bit my frickin' hand.
Bunch of horny anons today
>>10170676
@Poppy_fan_336: "When are you gonna bring Titanic Sinclair here?"
Thank you for your question @Poppy_fan_336
The amazing director of my music videos, Titanic Sinclair, is busy directing another video.
Poppy doesn't know when he's ready.
>>10170680
@madlover62: "If I had a love-interest, how do I beat up my competition? without my love-interest knowing. Just a question nothing more."
What an interesting and remarkable question nobody has asked me before.
Valentine's Day is a holiday for people who are in love.
Who are you in love with?
Win his heart on Valentine's Day!
>>10170687
@griffinmcelroy: "Why do I love the planet of the apes reboot series so much? God, I just love those damn monkeys"
Thank you for your question, @griffinmcelroy.
I love monkeys.
Sometimes monkeys do funny things that makes us love them.
They're funny.
>>10170690
@BonerCraig: "Skeletons?"
Hi there mister skeleton, have you seen Charlotte and Plant?
>>10170701
@Th3_Punisher: "Tell me about your music"
I'm so excited about my new album coming out on Island Records.
The album is called 3:36.
An album of ambient music that I designed to help people sleep.
As many of you know, I'm a very serious artist.
My true passion is making ambient music.
The thing I like the most about making music is the fans.
>>10170706
@Anonymous_9: "Are you okay?"
Hi, @Anonymous_9.
I'm addressing a really important issue.
People ask me all the time, "Poppy, why do you think this way?"
I can't explain it.
>>10170719
@Shadow_Man: "Who are the freaks behind you?"
Thank you for your question, @Shadow_Man
I don't know who they are, but my fans call them Purple Guy and Pink Guy.
Purple Guy is pretty good at playing guitar.
Pink Guy can stand still very long, which is nice.
>>10170726
But I'm Poppy, not Randy.
>>10170726
Fuck off Randy
>>10170773
>trap
Get that shit outta here
>>10170719
>At the same time she hits him with her, hopefully painful, punch, she can feel feel one punch right on top of her stomach. She quivers because of it and is unable to land on her feet. She flops into the floor and curls into a ball while massaging her belly.
Aw, AW, aw.
>>10170720
>The single kick from Mr.Bones is enough to make her stumble over and hit the floor. She can barely move her arms at this point and after hitting the floor yet again, it doesn't help to her chances. Karen stays there on the floor, listening to his words and his never-ending snarking.
Don't you think you can simply push me away like I don't matter, Mr.Bones! I've got a lot in my for you right here! My legs are still moving thus I can kick you until your skull is nothing but dust. Y-you better get back here!
>>10170756
>>10170767
Fuck you faggots. Karen's still a shoujo!
Fuck you and your meeeeeemes!!!
>>10170783
Oh forget it.
>>10170798
There are many types of people.
Some people are tall and some people are not tall.
Some people are thin and some people are not thin.
Some people have skin and some people are made of plastic.
It's what's inside that matters.
>>10170797
Hoshi.
play hoshi.
>>10170797
>Hoshi is thirsting after Karen
Called it
>>10170808
Oh, Oh I gotcha, I hear what you are saying, thanks.
>>10170794
>He falls back in a sitting position, landing on his ass
Maybe I shoulda put my arms up huh? You knocked a few molars loose, brat.
>>10170783
Nice, will they die?
>>10170817
I'm glad I helped.
That's what human beings do after all.
>>10170818
I don't know, I need them.
They paint my nails and help me with some of my videos.
>>10170783
I've never heard of it. Is it skeletons?
>>10170794
I feel like you haven't been taking me seriously, Karen. It's always back and forth banter with us, isn't it? But I've come to think that we should both hate each other a little bit more than we do. When we meet there's no venom between us, you know? And ultimately I don't think that makes for a good "Justice v Injustice" relationship. So let me help you, Karen. Let me help you truly hate me, for the sake of justice.
>The skeleton stops in front of a house and sighs, unable to have found any that looked like they housed a family.
Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to get lucky. I mean, I am hitting up more than one house. I just wanted the first one to be memorable. A child or something.
>The skeleton walks up to the home, his bones covered in steel. He knocks lightly on the door.
>>10170809
Fuck off!
>>10170811
I'm not thirsting after Karen, I'm warding off your slanderous lies!
>Kicks you away
>>10170797
oh dear lord.
I didnt know hoshi was a lolicon....
>>10170830
Hoshi, Recruit is much better than you.
>>10170829
Charlotte has pretty hair, and Plant is a plant.
Maybe you're some other skeleton, you don't sound like the Skeleton I know
>>10170837
Hmm, that doesn't sound all that interesting to me. Maybe if Plant was a skeleton instead of a plant.
I am most likely some other skeleton, I don't think I've ever met you before. Who's this other Skeleton that you know?
>>10170857
The skeleton I know is Skeleton.
He's a skeleton
He helped me find my slippers once.
>>10170831
Nani?
I don't see any lolis around here.
>>10170836
>Recruit
>>10170866
From now on I am Skeleton. I am the only Skeleton that should ever be named, ever. The rest aren't good enough.
I am the one who helped you found your slippers now. Because I am the only Skeleton now.
Look
>The skeleton performs a dance.
>>10170880
But what about Skeleton, Skeleton?
I can't just forget about Skeleton like that, he's my friend.
>>10170876
Yes Recruit.
He's better than you'll ever be.
>>10170888
I don't see him here.
>>10170887
I am Skeleton. I was the one who found your slippers.
I am the Skeleton that is your friend. The other Skeleton does not exist anymore.
>>10170900
Well yeah, this is the loser pin.
loser.
>>10170901
Just think about it for two seconds.
You aren't making any sense.
>>10170897
Tricky stop
>>10170918
>>10170901
>>10170915
>Soldier 76 voice.
We're all losers now...
>>10170818
>Karen grabs her tummy and raises a hand to let him now she's ''okay'' unlike him.
See?! That's how... How my Justice tastes like! You better get used to it, Cotako.
>>10170829
>She can barely tell what's he doing right there but she already knows what he's trying to do.
You don't have to do that! I already hate you do death! The serpent is you and the venom is your undying rambling about the deeds you've done. Drop it! I will stomp your skully bones if I have to.
>Karen uses her forehead and knees to stand up yet again but this time her arms are resting on her sides, motionless. By this point the blood is drying out but they're so sore she can't punch him for the time being. Her ears catch the soft knock on the door and she dashes towards him.
I told you to stop! You vile pile of bones!
>However she stops right behind him but just to swing her leg to kick him right on his boney side.
>>10170926
I know...
>>10170918
>>10170923
Okay.
>The skeleton things about it for a couple of seconds.
I thought about it for a couple of seconds and my logic seems flawless to me. What's wrong? It's like the famous quote: I think, therefore I am. I think I am Skeleton therefore I am.
>>10170826
If you had to pick one to live, and the other die, which would you pick?
>>10170928
What are you raising your hand for?
>The man stands up, uneasy at first, but then in the same solid stance he was in earlier.
Stop having fun without me
>>10170953
There's still more than enough time to have fun anon.
>>10170937
You're thinking about thinking, aren't you?
I can see that you're really thinking.
But how can I know that you think that you are skeleton?
>>10170949
I'd say Purple Guy.
Pink Guy is really important in my videos, Purple Guy can be replaced.
But killing human beings is wrong, don't do it!
>>10170953
This is so much fun for me.
You should have fun with me too.
>>10170876
im glad there arent.
I might have to call the cops.
>>10170949
To... Signal my win over this single match I had with you of course!
>She says while massaging her belly still and her free hand up high.
>>10170976
I'm sexually attracted to busty blue and green hair bitches. My relationship history speaks for itself.
>>10170928
>Once again the leg connects with steel, leaving the skeleton completely unharmed. He can't help but break down with laughter as the kick vibrates through his bones.
You just keep trying! It's so precious, Karen. But all of it is in vain, you silly little bee. Any second now...
>The skeleton stops knocking, and waits for the door to open. It seems nobody is home, though.
Oh, never mind. Next house.
>The skeleton grabs Karen by the foot and drags her along the footpath to the next house, walking up to their door and knocking on it. Once again there is no response from the homeowner.
Ugh. Next.
>The next few houses prove to be empty, too. The skeleton is getting incredibly frustrated but resolves not to show it.
So, uh. There some kinda festival going on in town or something? Because there's nobody FUCKING HOME!!!
>>10170972
Whoa. That makes sense. If I think, therefore I am, what does that make you? I don't know if you think and you don't know if I think. What does that make us?
>>10170989
I've been thinking a lot about space recently.
>>10170972
Alright, alright.
>>10170985
Win? single match? This is a match to the death!
>He now starts walking towards the girl
>>10170986
>eyes you from across the room
I'm bored, recommend me something to watch, HG.
>>10171001
I can't know that for sure. You're making me question your existence. There's no way for you to prove that you're thinking about space to me. It's impossible.
>>10171014
Better Call Saul
>>10171003
How happy are you?
Are you happy most of the time?
>>10171014
You could watch one of my videos on my Youtube channel
>>10171017
Do you ever think about God?
It's really weird
>>10171013
>Nikki Minaj
Everything in my star mask tells me no, but I would. I would smash.
>>10171014
House of Cards
>>10171014
Anything Monty Python-realated
>>10170964
>emojidogs
>>10171027
Yeah, I think about God sometimes. I think about the Skeleton God, mostly. And when he'll get in contact with me again. Maybe if I just ask for him he'll appear again.
>>10171014
A Serbian Film.
>>10171014
inferno cop
>>10171034
>>10171036
I used to be more honest.
That's not very interesting.
>>10171024
>>10171027
>>10171028
>>10171029
>>10171050
>>10171054
Thanks, I'll be looking at some of them.
>>10171028
Says here that anyone that would smash Nikki Minaj is mentally unstable.
you poor poor star man....
Kamina you here? I finished your winscreen.
>>10171064
best one
>>10171066
If you're a liar then your pants may catch on fire. You better start being more honest again before that happens. Luckily I can lie all I want because I don't wear pants.
Ask questions.
>>10171100
How are you?
>>10171100
Get rid of any ghost types that you have. Kill them. Chuck the pokeball off a cliff.
>>10171095
I think that's funny.
I wish the real Skeleton was here.
>>10171100
Have you ever used your imagination?
>>10171088
>>10171112
No body important from a dead and unsuccessful team.
>>10171027
Not very.
>>10171100
Was 9/11 truly an inside job?
>>10171100
Did you look at the image limit?
>>10171121
Yes, a little.
>>10171112
I-Im fine thanks. A little hot but I am usee to it.
>>10171128
Oh sh-
>>10171126
Wait what?
>>10171116
I don't have any! I think.