Well?
Well what
Is this an orgy or something?
ezio, nathan or dante
they are the only ones who'd care about pleasing you and know how to do it
>not taking the knot
I'm not gaybut The Rock is the only dude I'd have sex with
>>10069521
Is he a bit young
>>10069525
This is their only good game to me, sequel never ever.
Kratos would rip the condom
>>10069521
I'm loyal to my lizard husband Derkeethus
>>10069525
this
>>10069530
They really don't have much to work with, it's a prequel to a comic book series that has since ended. Most of the original Telltale writers left anyway.
>>10069521
Dante
stop being fags
>>10069536
>he doesn't know
Why do people keep using this image? Is it the actual artist shilling their shit?
>It's a faggot thread
Report and hide.
>>10069538
it's a pretty old pic and doubleleaf doesn't need shilling. they're one of the most popular fanartists on the internet. probably just people remembering it exists
>>10069521
Is this an alignment grid or something?
>>10069532
fantastic taste
>>10069521
None of those guys.
>>10069541
almost looks like it could be one
>>10069521
I love my dorky husband.
>>10069546
>he still doesn't know
>>10069538
people reuse images so they can attract the same audience from previous threads and have their thinly veiled offtopic discussion about sucking each others dicks
>>10069525
>not taking the knot
Does the game actually let you do that?!
>>10069549
Just looks like a flat-chested anime girl. What's the point of being gay for something like this?
>>10069544
It mostly fits everyone of the chart too, in a way
except Cloud
>>10069550
Anon I don't think you would be able to handle him.
>>10069548
>discussion about sucking each others dicks
Oh is this what this is? I wonder who on /v/ has thebiggest dick.What about the prettiest one? Really makes you think.
To make this videogame-y rate your dick and 3 of your all time favorite games: I give mine a 6.5/10 (looks nice but isn't very big) and I really like Crash Bandicoot 3, Bloodborne and Morrowind. Probably my most played games, oddly none of them really have husbandos.
>>10069551
He looks nothing like a girl. Get your eyes checked, dude.
>wanting to fuck wesker
Nigga is probably rigid as fuck and cums in 2 minutes. Also he'd be imagining you were Chris the whole time
>>10069551
Because he's blatantly male. There are multiple threads on /hm/ full of real guys who look like this.
>>10069555
No, but he does have that incredibly generic Anime Hair and an unimpressive body.
>>10069556
>cums in two minutes
>not seven
I WANNA WRESTLE WITH ARSLAN
>>10069553
B-but I want toI hate having such niche fetishesWish I had a thing for feet instead or something
>>10069561
I wouldn't consider being a furfag a niche fetish.
>>10069561
>not having a fetish for dogs and paws
It's like you're not even trying to be degenerate. Just think of how many people you can disgust on the internet
step aside
That this man is so irrelevant and forgotten is a crime against nature.
>>10069564
holy fuck those thighs
>>10069521
>>10069564
I wish I could roll him. I'd even take the 3* version.
>>10069567
>the team
>bsaa outfit
>not S.T.A.R.S era
fake fan
>>10069567
That's gayI wish I had a bf
So is ARMS any good or is it your average shovelware game?
So far the only thing reeling me into this game are the nice butts.
>can cook
>can clean
>can sew
>trained to please a man and take care of his every desire
>is smart
>is good with money
>is basically a slave
It's like having a mother that you can fuck.
>>10069565
Him, Demyx and Larxene we're heavily underrated and it looks like it'll stay that way.
>>10069570
don't we all
>>10069565
>>10069573
It always confused me that Luxord wasn't the big bad of CoM instead of Marluxia.
>>10069562
But I'm not really into furry stuff. Mainly I like werewolves. And their knots. When I was younger I was absolutely terrified by them, I blame the whole thing on watching that X-files episode about werewolves when I was like, 5. So later I often dreamt of being chased by them, but that fear somehow morphed into fascination and sexual attraction in my twenties. (thanks teen wolf)
>>10069563
meh. people are outraged by everything
>>10069521
>only characters I even recognize in the image are Venom and Prompto
Am I getting too old for /v/?
>>10069577That's not promto
>>10069570
Experiment while you're young or you'll regret it once you get a bf/husband.
At least a little bit of regret anyways.
>>10069579
>once you get a bf/husband.
haha good joke anon
>>10069563
Hello Barneyfag.
Are there specific dog breeds that you like the most?
>>10069577
No anon, you're too young. Go have gay sleepovers.
>>10069577
You are actually too young if you don't recognize all/most of them.
>>10069581
No but I dislike small handbag tier dogs that women like to have.
Also not barney
>>10069521
>Prompto
The best
>>10069580
No jokes, anon.
Only truths.
>>10069586
that "boy" looks like a 10 year old girl
groce
>>10069521
None of the above.
One True King
>>10069587
maybe I'm more of a fag than you or it's the other way around, because big bear dudes never get me going, it's always the twinks
Kinda wish I could pull it off desu
I love Kass!
>>10069589
patrician taste
>no link
wtf
>>10069592
But does he love you? Are you a cuck, like many other Kassfags?
>>10069580
I'll be your pretend bf anon, we can pretend to play videogames together
>>10069521
Shepard.
Name anyone else who seems to get better with age
>>10069597
snakr
>>10069593
Thanks bruh
>>10069598
snake, curse my fingers
>>10069595
Respecting your Husbando's sexuality and preferences is not being a cuckhold, it's called actually loving him for who he is!
Obviously, if you love somebody, you set them free. Just because Kass is married doesn't mean we can't go on adventures together and be closer than brothers!
>>10069599
>>10069601
Semi-furfag here. I think all lizard-people are sexy as fuck and sometimes furries too but I can't get into birds at all. What is the appeal of birds? The beak throws me off.
>>10069597
Drake.
>>10069579
this, I never had the balls to go through with a hookup and lost my virginity to the guy I'm currently dating. I kind of regret never having hooked up with an older man among other things, but he's worth giving that up.He lets me roleplay to make up for it too
>>10069601
tl:dr you are a cuck
Shame
The opening picture should be updated with newer characters imo since we left PS3/Xbox 360 generation now
>>10069605
>mfw seeing beefy muscle dads at the gym
This lust god damn.
>>10069597
Reinhardt.
>>10069608
>mfw seeing a burly guy in a tanktop small enough you could see his tiddies bouncing with each step
>>10069603
While I don't love Kass because he's a bird, I find his bird-like traits appealing because birds look beautiful, they are beautiful singers, they can soar through the sky, and I just like how exotic his face and feathers are. Plus, Kass has gorgeous bedroom eyes.
>>10069606
At least I'm not a degenerate homewrecker who abuses his husbando.
>people attracted to old people with muscles
jesus christ. what is this shit taste
I want to teach a monster how to love
>>10069612
>>10069611
>attracted to a 2D male anthromorphic bird
>not degenerate
And also
>implying marrying to a woman isn't self abuse
Enjoy your cuckold fantasies while I enjoy mine
>>10069545
>Ishimaru
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
kot
>>10069612
Lot's of people have daddy issues these days
Not just gay guys but women are also going after older men now
>>10069613
Great idea but how could you possibly teach a literal demon to love?
>>10069612
While I'm personally not a fan of old people, I can understand why someone would find muscular old people attractive. There's nothing more admirable than a man in his 70's who's still going hard instead of being a useless waste of space. One of my neighbors is this 76 year old vietnam war veteran who goes on Jogs daily despite the fact it's 110F outside, and I personally find that badass. Plus, it motivates me to go outside and work out myself, because I think "If a 70 year old man can do this under these conditions, why couldn't my lazy ass do it?" Now, it's old people who are gross, creepy, fat, and lazy that I don't understand why someone would be attracted to them.
>>10069615
I am insecure and hate women too, anon, but the truth is that men and women were made for eachother, and the nuclear family is best for physiological and psychological welfare. Gay relationships just aren't as healthy in comparison, it's a shame, but it's true. Besides, women in the Rito culture are likely far different from women in our modern western culture, especially since they derive from eastern culture. Not to mention a woman who stays with her husbando despite having five children and him leaving shows that she's truly a virtuous woman.
>>10069612
Roadhog isnt that old.
>>10069621
>>10069521
I WOULD DIE FOR HIM
Torbjorn is my boyfriend!
>>10069620
>men and women were made for eachother
>nuclear family is best for physiological and psychological welfare
lmao
>>10069620
I get it I guess but they're big to the level where they look fat
>>10069616 <--- This is way more attractive
>>10069620
You sound like a complete and total faggot, honestly. My only explanation for your behavior is that you're either bisexual or self hating.
>>10069625
Not an argument.
>>10069612
Gee why do homos like confident, big hairy men in their late 40 with lots of experience and their own place? Sure is a mystery
>>10069608
>finish shower at the gym
>beefy daddy with chest hair peeking out of his tight tank top you've been mirin for months walks into the locker room
>start fiddling around with phone waiting as he gets undressed
>peek at your heart's content
feels good man
>>10069624
>torbjorn
>not torbjörn
I don't think he'd appreciate that
>>10069629
Women tend to like older, masculine men with stability and financial independence too.
Shocker.
>>10069629
>Gee why do homos like confident, big hairy men in their late 40 with lots of experience and their own place? Sure is a mystery
but they look old and gross
>>10069617
He is the worst of the cast.
How people can like this whiny cat I could not understand.
>>10069632
You look old and gross.
>>381579949
Fat dads being top tier is one reason.
>>10069618
I swear, it's fucking feminism, man. So many kids are growing up without decent father figures and it's giving them severe daddy issues later in life.
Orcs are cute!
>>10069628
do you have any actual proof to support what youre saying or are you just repeating memes you see on /pol/?
>>10069627
I'm not self-hating, nor am I a bisexual, I simply value the truth and honesty over egocentricism. I try not to take pride in anything, let alone taking pride in being a homosexual. Why should I? It's pretty egotistical, and it usually breeds laziness instead of progress. I mean really, do you want a medal just for being gay? I like people for who they are, not because they're gay or straight.
>>10069637
Who's your favorite orc then anon
>>10069521
>>10069616
Ishimaru's booty is his best asset.
>>10069620
Why are Kassfags so autistic? Birdfags and them go hand in hand.
>>10069633
Can't be that hard to figure out
>>10069631
>women
no one cares anon
>>10069632
Agree to a certain extent, anything past mid 50s is too much for me. But 30 to 50 year old is peak masculinity and turns me on.
And yeah it is a little gross, which is why I never went through with it, but the thought of letting an old dude use you behind his wife is feels wrong and right at the same time and that just makes it better, hell it's giving me a boner right now. It just does.
If I could pick what I liked I'd have a normal relationship, but that's not how it works.
>>10069637
Zug zug~
>>10069638
No, I don't have any real proof outside of anecdotal evidence and trusting close educated friends, I guess you could say I really don't know what I'm talking about, so I'm completely open to changing my mind. Still, you did counter my /pol/-tier arguments with /r9k/-tier arguments, so I have a hard time believing you have a point either.
>>10069639
What truth? That you "don't want to homewreck" a relationship between two imaginary birds?
I don't want a medal for anything, I want an explanation for why you're letting yourself get cucked by a fantasy character.
>>10069564
I wish this game was interesting enough to keep players. The gameplay is extremely lacking and simple.
I've been logging in everyday since they're generous with free stuff but there's 0 incentive to play.
>>10069521
GIVE ME SWEATY STINKY JUNGLE BIG BOSS COCK
>>10069556
>not wanting him to imagine you're Chris.
I like the name Chris, so...
>>10069631
That just goes to show that faggots and women are basically the same.
>>10069648
>>10069639
>>10069647
>>10069638
What the fuck are you faggots arguing about
>>10069652
The vidya men I like don't have much to do with financial stability.
>>10069653
I want to know the meaning behind the philosophy of "I don't want to destroy the relationship between these two imaginary birds by wanting to have sex with one of them"
>>10069644
What do you mean?
>>10069653
No idea what they're on about but one thing for sure is that posting Kass should be a bannable offense.
Who's up for prostate stimulation?
I hate furries.
I like burly guys in games, especially if they are playable
>>10069530
>good
It was fucked by episode 2, when it was delayed for fucking months and they couldn't progress the story and had to spend the entire episode retconning the first because people on forums had already guessed the plot.
>>10069656
People have different priorities and ideals.
>>10069648
Why would I treat imaginary characters any different from how I would treat real people? I'm not some kinda edgy and angsty loser who says "I totally respect your relationship" between a straight man and his wife only to go home and jerk off to the idea of cuckholding his wife. Besides, why would I want my fantasies to include unnecessary drama that I caused by my own hand like that?
What's wrong with fantasizing about exploring the world with Kass, bantering with eachother, cuddling for warmth for the sake of survival, or even just holding me because he cares and loves me like a brother?
I know it's pretty hypocritical to care so much about imaginary people while also valuing the truth and reality, but Kass is special. He's the best Husbando in all of media!
>>10069657
I'll take accountability for my shitposts but you should also blame the obnoxious idiots replying to me.
>>10069620
>but the truth is that men and women were made for eachother,
Only biologically.
The divorce rate is over 50%.
And then there's the people who WANT to get divorced, but can't or don't, probably for family or financial reasons, so that means unhappy couples are over 50%.
Chances are pretty good any straight relationship is going to end unsatisfactorily.
>>10069619
carefully
>>10069663
You need to practice some brevity.
>>10069619
I think there was some cute bara game about that.
>>10069663
Well whoop dee doo, turns out the reason you don't mind being cucked is because you can't differentiate fantasy from reality and treat them the same.
Have fun with your autism and probable ban.
>>10069521
>naked snake
>ever using a condom
nah
>>10069667
See No Evil?
Men are made for men.
This is not an argument.
>>10069670
Yeah
>>10069671
How many images of this ugly wolf do you have?
>>10069521
Boss. A good beard makes a good man.
Have you ever bought ingame skins for a vidya guy you liked?
>>10069664
Wow, I never actually realized how low the divorce rates between homosexuals are especially when compared to heterosexual ones. That being said, I'm pretty sure most heterosexual marriages end in failure because they get married before actually fully getting to know eachother. Gay men are more likely to get married years after developing a relationship with someone.
>>10069666
You're right, it's one of my biggest flaws, but there's just so many good things about Kass to say, I can't help myself.
>>10069668
I can definitely differentiate fantasy from reality, it's just that in my fantasies, I like things to be realistic, even if I'm in love with a tall bird man.
why bara threads allowed?
>>10069677
Why are waifu threads?
>>10069677
Its not really a bara thread, its more autistic argument thread
>>10069602
>>10069599
>>10069593
>>10069589
>High blood pressure will kill him before he hits his 60s
>>10069673
I don't have any images of an ugly wolf.
I do have many of a handsome one.
>>10069664
That 50% is divorces in general meaning it's counting 2nd 3rd and 4ths.
First time divorces is closer to 30%
>>10069623
>mfw he says "If I didn't know any better, I'd think you had feelings for me!"
>>10069681
That wolf is taken.
>>10069682
Oh, that makes much more sense.
>>10069678
Waifu threads are garbage. Bara is where it's at.
>>10069677
this is a husbando general, not a bara thread
>>10069521
not gay but would go a round with Adam Jensen
>>10069684
They are just good friends.
Gabu is very popular.
>>10069576
>tfw same sort of thing happened to me
Fuck my weird childhood fear fetish
>>10069675
I bought an entire DLC for it
>>10069689
Very good friends. You might say they love each other.
They've definitely fucked more than once.
>>10069688
I wonder if his dick is augmented.
>>10069675
Why can't men have more fan service?
>>10069692
Gabu is pure. Quit posting if you know what's good for you.
>still gets porn more than a decade later
what did they mean by this?
>>10069693
I believe the writer said that Adam has a regular human dick, also doesn't shave. JC has nanoaugments so technically he has an aug dick
>>10069691
I don't blame you for that
>>10069694
Its appearing more and more lately which is a great thing. Theres literally nothing wrong with it
>>10069607
>Gul'dan.
God tier taste, anon.
>>10069682
30% is still 1 in every 3 marriages.
That's a lot.
It should be like 1 in every 20.
>>10069695
Not when it comes to his goat bf.
Snek
When I was young I bought Asassins Creed 1 because it looked cool and was one of the more popular games at the time. I remember thinking Altair was extremely handsome and I had never felt that way about a man or even male character before. I especially liked when the main bad guy would throw him around and beat him up.
I ended up fapping to a lot of porn from it so I guess he's my husband
Hey Kassfag, there's like 2 fics of Kass/Link on sofurry if you're into reading dirty smut.
>>10069703
Hot
>>10069697
Interesting.
>>10069701
STOP!
I wanna fuck Gabu and all but thats enough avatarfagging.
>>381584829
Found a concrete sauce, also comic panel
http://jayjaybe.tumblr.com/post/82002341946/does-adam-jensen-have-normal-genital
I can't wait to see the waifu thread get on /trash/
oh wait
>>10069719
is meant for
>>10069706
So anyone want to talk about video games?
>>10069730
/v/ is ruled by incels why did you expect quality?
>>10069730
Seriously fuck the mods.
>>10069730
>>10069744
>>10069753
Atleast you can post nsfw now
I like men with helmets.
>>10069730
I guess were lucky the thread didn't get deleted.
>>10069699
Considering where we are, here you go
>>10069739
What's your favorite videogame?
>>10069753
Blame the people's autistic arguments and general furry avatar posting, it gave mods all they needed to move the thread with a good reason
>>10069771
Yes I can.
>>10069773
Same
Oh well.
>>10069794
This is just a shitty excuse but gay threads are really no different from waifu threads in terms of actual videogame content. There's zero discussion, just people posting whoever they love or want to fuck.
>>10069825
More of this sexy Goblin please
>>10069832
Fuck off Kassfag
>>10069791
Whats the link to this game again?
>>10069794
I will have as many arguments as I want you fucking nigger
>>10069825
wow im not normally into goblins at all but that is hot. more?
>>10069835
I dont have the full resses.
>>10069832
>>10069863
Don't get upset the threads are moved to /trash/ then ;))))
>>10069744
>>10069753
>>10069771
>>10069774
how about stop posting furry on /v/ you retards?
>>10069882
source dear god
>>10069884
I'm not :3
>>10069893
https://ictonica.tumblr.com/post/158574907582/patreon-raffle-february-17
>>10069853
Hey man it's definitely mostly my fault this thread got moved to /trash/, but is this really not the best outcome? We both get to post our husbandos like we desired.
>>10069886
I keep it purely sfw on /v/, and I love Kass for who he is, not because he's a furry, that's why Mods never ban me (except for that one time when I posted a semi-lewd image on /v/)
>>10069913
That is sexy.
I love guys in hoods.
>>10069857
Wish I knew but I have no idea. Got it from a /y/ thread some time ago.
>>10069956
Think it was the first yaoi game I played, you had to jerk BB off til he came. It had great art and animation for the time. Good shit.
Cute helmet boys
He is the cutest and I love him.
>>10069956
>>10069961
http://www.freegamesgay.com/metal-gear-solid-x-hard-snake.html
pretty hard to make him cum...
#1 monster boyfriend
>>10070104
>>10070194
Demons are great
>>10070194
I wonder if Hell is a nice place to live. Maybe Heaven is actually pretty boring so god made Hell sound like a really bad place out of jealousy
>>10070271
Maybe, but on a real note I think it's pretty damn egotistical to think that God is somehow less righteous than you, and it's far more likely that demons and demon-worshipers are prideful sons of bitches with their heads stuck too far up their asses to realize that they can't possibly beat the person who created everything.
>>10069730
>post a bunch of furry shit
>whine about how evil and homophobic the mods are when your shit thread gets put where it belongs
>>10070313
kys faggot
>>10069771
These threads are better off going to trash since it stops being endless edging and you can just post nsfw shit.
But you also have to go to trash.
>>10069590
Why does this dude have no art. He is literally the most perfect man ever conceived.
>>10070378
>>10070378
Yes, but the typical /trash/ posters don't come to these threads because of the humans in the OP, which is great.
>>10070375
You first, heathen.
>>10070436
You imply that but is it true?
Oh shit welcome to home guys! Want me to show you around?
>>10070486
Lynels are cute!
>tfw furries ruin every husbando thread
I hate you all but atleast now I can fap to some nsfw stuff
The only good thing about nuMahvelvsCapcom is that Firebrand will be there.
>>10070661
Would you?
>>10070522
At least it's now a non fat fag gay thread in trash now, there's rarely any of those nowadays.
>>10070848
Would I eat Firebrands asshole?
Yes I would.
this bratty crab
Help guys, I was going to download the XCOM XSoldier mod but the site is offline. Does someone know where else I cand download.
I prefer Dex from Megaman Battle Network
>>10071363
I would eat out his ass