tf2g

first for i made this thread

t. wav

*awoos*

>>10032064
valve pls roll back development to 2013

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which are you, tf2g?
>taxation is theft!
>property is theft!

im for whatever allows me to steal those tasty digits

t. wav

but neither are theft

i argued on pol

i hope i did well

everyone on /pol/ is retarded anyways

what about me

i love you

i feel cucked

i love you too

does if one it has to when you do because I am

oh

im agile

*double jumps with winger*

*double airshots you*

lol

xwx

just kidding im a bad shot

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deliveries arived today

mostly from aliexpress

3 keyboards

what is the red thing

>thank you
i feel cucked

>>10035221
a charm thing

it and the card came with the keyboards

on the other side is a note thanking me for the purchase and wishing well from china

cute!

you are not me

i am you

buying things you dont need should be illegal

im not sure why i was expecting kiriikps to also think so

but what if you see them going cheaply and figure you may be able to find a use for them someday

it's still a waste when you don't know if you'll actually need it

will your future depend on owning those japanese thinkpad keyboards and other things

would i have needed the money

kiriikps dont understand

i sort of do

i have been buying stuff less now

i made coffee

for some reason

i should probably do it less if i ever want to sleep properly again

i sneezed

tfw out of creme so no coffee

>:(

i use milk

i don't like to use milk in my coffee

unless it's from a cute girl

oh

a-are you a cute girl

i want to use your penis milk

um

please

mornings are c*mfy

they are better on the other side of the house though where the sun hits the windows

it makes me um

>they keep buffing the panic attack
Why?
why does this weapon get so much love?
It has to be a pet project of someone's
>fix the ambassador by nerfing a spy mechanic
Why not just make it mini crit?
>dead ringer not complete cancer
thank fucking christ
>sandman/cleaver
reeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
im not even a scout main
but damn did i love that combo
god damn fucking assholes
yeah it was mildly annoying
why the fuck did they remove it
the fuck
soldier is a trillion times more annoying than anything a scout can do
scout can get shut down by a sentry and not having a pistol kills off his only way of dealing with a sentry
>bonk get nerfed
i never see anyone use it other than fun
>atomizer nerf
who the fuck uses this thing
>base jumper nerf
FUCKING WHY
STOP NERFING FUN
>danger shield
>sniper having anti pyro mechanics
i thought the flare gun was added so pyro could deal with snipers
what the fuck is the point of a counter to a counter
>heavy bufffs
he's never going to be in the 6's meme format valve please stop trying to balance around that
>rescue ranger nerf
thank fucking christ
even as an engi main this weapon was just outright cancer, it does way too much

wrong thread bud

i am posting for my transfriends2
yes

i agree with Anonymous #10037299

i really like to look at the early sun shining through my blinds in my dark room as i sip some coffee

i HATE the sun

i like it when it's not really bright, like in the mornings

otherwise it's just annoying

sunrise > sunset

night > day

i can only see my girlfriend at night though

>blinds
>dark room
my tf2g kiriikp does something similar

when anonymous grows up and moves out will she block out all windows and sources of light and cover the walls with tinfoil

>>10039008
you are not me

>>10039019
anonymous is not me

>>10039032
you are not me

>>10039042
anonymous is not me

>>10039042
kys

>>10039047
you are not me

human should kill her cute self

human is my favorite

your favorite should kill her cute self

i want to kill myself with human

wanna go to my bedroom

going to your bedroom should be illegal

but we can snuggle

it's nice and cold and dark in there

we can be eachother's source of warmth

>cold and dark
*tips edge*

i am cold and dark
does anyone want me

you should be killed

does getting killed feel good

wanna find out

yes

>>10039369
you are not me

people who are not me should be killed

>>10039382
can i be you

but thats all of them

>>10039424
maybe

cool

i wish

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i LOVE killing

>>10035154
oh those are japanese keyboards!
that is so cool!
humans dont understand at all
how dare they try to make kiriikps feel bad for buying what they are passionate about

oh
i feel

>>10039749
you are not me

oh

>>10039759
do i have to be you

>>10039727
>replying to kiriikp

i feel cucked

>>10039779
yes!

uuu

i should have said "replying to kiriikp and saying nice things"

will they really get m*rried next

>>10039794
you are not me

>>10039842
what do you mean

3.9 gigs 100 kb/s

>:OOO

*becomes human*

i feel.... cucked
huh

how

>>10039862
oh

>>10039862
i mean

>>10039895
you are not me

>>10039797
i got a boner when i saw her purchases
can you try to not talk kiriikp down for buying these things
they arent that expensive and i bet she really loves them

>>10039910
you are not me

>>10039924
you are not me

saying "you are not me" should be illegal

>>10039919
>they arent that expensive
did you really buy them together

while holding hands or something

>>10039946
you are not me

>>10039961
you should be illegal

>>10039974
you are not me

>>10040016
kys retard

kiss retard

kissing is illegal

is human on her period

>>10039974
i would really like to do that with kiriikp
but i would also like it if humans understood that spending money on things you like can be a good thing and that sometimes you should be glad for your tf2g kiriikp if she buys things she likes
other girls spend all their money on clothes

ps im phoneposting from my bed with clover and it vibrates when humans reply to my post
so i put my phone on my ***k and its making me *um when you talk to me

>>10040150
i think you are just defending every stupid thing she does because you LOVE her

do you think she'll send you more pictures of her **** if you do that

>>10040150
phoneposters should be killed

>>10040198
i love her and also love those keyboards and i love that they are japanese
at least you are honest about what you feel but if you understood that your tf2g kiriikps passions can be different from yours you woulnt make her feel bad for buying them

>>10040203
you are right

>>10040309
um

>>10040335
you are not me

i was just told to kill myself

>>10040464
but why

>>10040483
i dont know

:(

i want to play tf2 with my regular tf2 server regular pals

>>10040464
do not
kill yourself

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>>10040309
is passion (not the fruit) the thing gambling addicts have for gambling

she looks at used thinkpads on eb*y and says it's to find good deals as if that would justify buying them especially when she already has more computers than she uses

and kiriikps aren't known for having the unmessiest rooms or being able to throw away things like instructions for paracetamol (that she hasn't read) if it could be useful in the future

or having the lights on

+ i am no expert on politics but from the political things she says i was kind of expecting her to also be against buying useless cr*p for fun (something reasonable)

>human
>talking about being reasonable
i HATE hypocrites

*rolls eyes*

*scoops them out*
wont be rolling these anymore

how will i see kiriikp's **** now

how will you even see your cursor you doofus

im not sure

i'll NEVER be able to click "send" after typing a **** message to kiriikp again

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>spend 10 minutes writing a comment
>thread 404's

people who write comments should be killed

zoom

Fill in the blank /tf2g/

I want to fuck ________

xionxang uwu

fuck dotsy

i woke up at 1 am again

t. wav

wake me up

will servo ever not be an unfinished crashy mess

im not sure if im a fan of how they're implementing fancy new features before making sure the more basic functionality works properly

is it wrong that i crave attention from anonymous people so much that i avatarfag?

t. wav

i love you

do you love me

.//////.

t. wav

which will come first?

waifubot technology
hologram technology
genetic engineering

I NEEED my waifu right now! I can't wait

>>>/r/futurology (the subreddit)

:o

genetic engineering is objectively the most important one

futas with GIANT BALLS

genetic engineering to give me cute girl hips and a tinier bepis

t. wav

i want to massage a cute girl's balls

um

>>10041096
thats really cute maybe i was the one who didnt understand
the things she bought are cool though

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i need to cum using my hands brb

t. wav

what kind of person names their dog pepsi

I need to cum using my furry gf's tight pussy but i can't now can I

you cannot

correct

and now i cry

>we will have real furry people in our lifetimes thanks to advances in genetic engineering

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/7/7e/Puck_deny_07.mp3

wanna cry together

anonymous keeps *ucking me

just be nice to kiriikp once in a while

but you are already doing it

kiriikp is my best friend

^you are not me ^^because you are mean to her

am i really

but you would probably do it even if i wasn't

or if i didn't exist

if i didn't exist i bet you'd be *ATING (kiriikps can only bully humans in moderation)

does chinese moot still transform uppercase "cuck" into uppercase "kek"

i miss being able to say it

i came

t. wav

hello

hi

you are not wav

would you really like your kiriikp to die alone if you didnt exist

i feel cucked at the alternatives

try to feel happy because your tf2g kiriikp feels happy

oh

would she really be happier with someone else

anonymous said kiriikp would be happy if i didn't exist

random message to contribute to the thread

t. wav

are you sure

how do I contribute

>>10041096
are computers really useless crap

I think they are practical things
it's not like I'd buy actually useless things like fidget spinners

or sex toys

putting things in my butt makes me really excited

put more things in your butt

t. wav

>>10043175
i think it would be more practical to buy them later when you need them

im not sure what you would need so many old laptops for though

>>10043204
someone on steam said something once but im not sure if i should say

ok!

>>10041096
>>10039055
>dark room

I don't normally turn the lights on but that doesn't mean I HATE light
it just means the room is bright during the day and dark at night
I only use the blinds when the sun is shining directly onto my face or screen or something

was 10043204 you

oh

>>10043111
anonymous said you should want to want her to be happy even if you didnt exist if you werent SELF*SH

im embarrassed to

I want a furry gf so i can have someone i can love physically and emotionally

No amount of dragon dildos will ever be able to create that

>>10043274
>im not sure what you would need so many old laptops for though
they might be just computers to you but owning and exploring them is something that makes kiriikp happy

there are two extremes one is asceticism and one is hedonism
its okay to feel happy for your kiriikp if she buys something nice once in a while

>>10043867
oh

>>10043892
im going to make coffee

does ******* hate me

>>10043923
but im trying to not drink it during the day so i can sleep for longer than 90 minutes

you will have to do it with anonymous instead

i STILL haven't gotten a cute girl to put her cute dick semen into my coffee

>:(

>dick semen

is there any other kind of s***n

i do not hate my


i shall make t

alien seme*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2VTulxEDig

when can i have my horsecock futa producing machine

right now

but i dont see it
its not in front of me

wouldn't it be behind you

i think

you have to buy it first

it is not behind me either
i think

where do i buy it

in my shop

it's down the block

you have to knock five times

can you give me an address
how much is it
isnt it very expensive
i dont think ill have the money

422 North Coal Street [don't dox me] PA
$150
sort of
i'll let you slide with $100

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>pottsville

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shit

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i was drawn today

i want this long sleeved shirt

^^^
akko is cute, CUTE, CUTE!

t. wav

akko is definitely cute

p-please don't lewd akko

u-uncensored p-p-please >~<

t. wav

but i like the version with the reimu pic more

it reminds me of my

is she really into that stuff

now THAT is a waste of money
think about the thinkpad keyboards she could have gotten with that

she said she had it on her wishlist

have me on your wishlist

will you go on sale

the next summer sale is the first one where i actually have money to spend but i already have tf2

but i only cost 1 love

i want to fill a bottle with my cum over the course of a few months

t. av

>>>/r9k/

http://store.steampowered.com/app/653320/

weeb WEEB

t. wav

:x

blue skies, sunrise, such a wonderful surprise

t. wav

>>10045127
oh thats cute

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t. wav

*stretches legs*

did anonymous really stretch kiriikp's ****

using his *****

i want kiriikp to show me her excel macros

if you like

know what i mean

*blushes*

wait a second... this isnt tf2g. where are the loadouts and Viva?

*opens anus*

in here sweaty :-)

uh

*grabs targe*
ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

*grabs sandman/cleaver for the only fun thing on scout*
*falls over to the ground not crying but really wanting to*

>only fun thing on scout is fucking up people ability to move
don't play scout then you fucking dick ????

cleaver sandman was so much fun

oh no theres a stain on my pants
[spoiler] next to my bepis [/spoiler]

t. wav

just flarepunch if you miss it

i remember having some fun with the sandman and cleaver combo but im going to have way more fun with the new mantreads

i always felt a little guilty taking out scouts who were better than me with that combo because i know i didnt use skill to do it but valve allowed to me to get away with this shit

im glad to see it gone

scout should get a fidget spinner secondary

deadthread
DEADTHREAD

t. wav

good morning

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what the FUCK are these threads? Nobody ever replies to anybody else. ARE YOU ALL BOTS? WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH TF2?

*reboots to windows*

beep boop
*aggot

do you really have windows on your main computer

windows > skinux

t. wav

yeah
i rebooted it and it was very slow for like 20 minutes doing some virus definition updates or whatever so i got bored and just turned it off

with all the money kiriikp spent on cheap laptops she probably could have bought a good one like macbook pro

but then i wouldnt have as many

will i ever learn japanese

i ran

sweaty and tired

t. wav

why does the shortstop make me gay for delivery bois

im tired and want to sleep

t. wav

does ******* really need to learn a meme language

yes!

did ******* really interact with anonymous while i was sleeping

i feel cucked

*interacts with ******

i HATE anonymous

fuck off

oh

mfw i CRY

cute

is it normal to

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>15 unique posters

its 16 now !

16 friends!

did kiriikp really join a group with at least two tf2gs (male) in it

she must have been invited by one of them and accepted it

i feel C*CKED

it even has one she likes in it

i forgot to say the group name is a cutesy emoticon

I basically just accept any invites

oh

but what if someone invites you to *ate them or show them your panties

those things aren't groups

JP keyboards are weird and maybe not pleasant

the spacebar is shrunk and the backspace is the size of a normal key

having actual japanese characters as keys is weird too

I kept trying to type in vim without realising I was in command mode and none of the characters were bound to anything

idiot

i sneezed

bless you

*wipes tears*

i thought i'd be CURSED or something

i want to hug a cute girl and rub her pe*is

>rub her pepis

i wish i had a picture of kiriikp bending over in lingerie

i do

prove it

she specifically told me not to share it

why do animes never have nostrils
how do they breathe

>>10059881
shut up about that and post butt

i dont want

alright you dont have to

are you mad at me

i am not

i came

(back)

h

i tf2g

when did d**** delete my comment from h** profile

i might cry

maybe her gf (male) felt cucked

but i thought *he cucked dotsy

does dotsy really have a sick cuckold fetish

*smiles at you*

um

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pootising should be illegal

>human was automatically ass
is human a big slut
does she enjoy *ucking her tf2g pal

im embarassed to say

*asses human*

u.u

*hugs human*

im woken again (give me attention)

t. wav

i love you wav

love me

*accepts attention* thank

t. wav

ym

>>10063471