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>>55249061

previous thread
>>55229505

>>55229505

(Ignore me, just seeing if this is actually a thing.)

>>55249073

>Obsidian
(Gotta go fast)

>Your blood
Tomatoes really are a ridiculous thing to use, but I'd rather not hurt random animals if I didn't have to.

>Succubus
(Yes, that succubus)

>Hellhound
(Demon doggo? More like best Doggo)

>Hellguard
(Not much to say about that.

>Automata
(free maid? yes pls.)

>Alraune
Garden fresh veggies every day.

>Adventure
Goin' on a trip in my favorite rocket ship.

>>55249061
>>55249073

Actual previous thread >>55242346
Archive and other resources https://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu

You are a really shit OP

>>55249185

Thanks for the resources, even if the insult was a bit unnecessary.

How do you find the 'actual previous thread'? So far I've just been checking the archive function to find the last one posted.

>>55249207
Because the previous thread is not archived yet

Also you are on 4chan people are going to insult you for making dumb mistakes thats how it is

>>55249235
Yeah, I've gotten used to that. It's why I'm not really super bothered by it. Still, I don't actually see much of a point to it beyond it just being 4chan culture.

Regardless, thanks for the help.

Can someone post that 4th floor one from last thread? I liked the art style

>>55249255
>4chan culture.

It's just human nature. Stop being a pussy or gtfo.

>>55249255
A reason for shit like this was to keep the entry level for first time posters high.
People have generally stopped lurking, and now instead of taking time to think will just randomly post bullshit instead of thinking vefote clicking the post button

>>55249851
Hell mate it isn't even hidden you lazy bum.
>>55249185 Even linked the last thread.

>>55242990 is the post, post it yourself.

>>55249255
>>55250113
>>55250124
Also we are all Anonymous and we are sick of seeing him making the same mistakes over and over.

>>55249235
>le we are on 4chan so we are edgy meme

what a moron

>>55251288
CALM DOWN

>>55251288
if we can't be ourselves when anonymous, when can we be?

>>55249130
>Tomatoes really are a ridiculous thing to use, but I'd rather not hurt random animals if I didn't have to.
You know, animal blood is probably pretty easy to acquire, especially if the freshness doesn't matter too much, but regardless of your method getting it in just 1 hour is going to be kind of tough. Even tomatoes for that matter would leave you pretty pressed for time unless you happen to have them already.

>>55251849
That depends where anon lives. A lot of butchers keep tubs of blood around (especially in somewhere like the UK where blood-based dishes are popular), and if anon is near a slaughterhouse, then they have way, way more blood than anyone ever needs.

Loving how autistic these threads have been starting off, lately. I didn't think you guys were that incompetent that you couldn't even do the thread right.

>>55249061
Ah, my favourite thread; /Choose Your Own Adventure General General/ General.

>>55252013
What next, a "/cyoagggg/ :V baby baby baby"?

>>55252000
These threads have never not been autistic, you realise

>>55252096
Of course, anon. What I meant was that they were spiking in autism.

>>55252013
What?
You don't want to play a CYOA where create a retired
Mitirary General who's skilled in various everyday tasks and runs a General Store?

>>55249061
>Marble altar
Stable internet connections prevent headaches in the future.

>Succubus <Yumi> [Thrall] (Summoner blood summoning)
She was nice enough to instead of enslaving me for eternity, teach me proper summoning instead of the sloppy shit you learn on /x/ so i wanna hang out with her.

>Fairy (Summoner blood summoning)
She is a cute so i want one, or two but i can't afford the second slot.

>Alruane (Summoner blood summoning)
I like plants and i also like free food. I wonder if i could get a living by selling the stuff she grows...

>Fae huntress (Animal blood summoning)
She will be a great bodyguard and probably can teach some neat archery tricks.

>Slime (Summoner blood summon)
She has synergy with the Alruane by providing materials for the slime to concoct potions. If i actually end up making that shop i could also sell the potions and label them as "Natural remedies" it would be true anyways. They probably give great hugs too so that is a plus.

>Void painter (Summoner blood summon)
She is a cute loli that wears a swimsuit that is a good selling point. But if that loli can create all sorts of stuff with my help then she is a must.

>Affinity to the Fae prepare Major summon?
I eventually plan on summoning the fairy queen just to see if it makes the world less boring or fucked up. I might probably try to become friends with her or something.

>Thing to do: Stay with Yumi
Might as well waifu her.

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Visual update when

>>55253022
Probably never. Rosanon is busy making CYO/u/.

does anyone have that blacksmith CYOA can't find it anywhere

>>55249255
>Still, I don't actually see much of a point to it beyond it just being 4chan culture.

plenty of other websites, why frequent one if you don't like its culture faggot?

>>55253144
>that blacksmith CYOA
I'm not sure what CYOA you're talking about.

>>55253240
it had different ores hilts enchantments
dont remember what it was called
probably weapon smith

>>55253257
The picture for the mouse girl here is honestly the cutest picture I've ever seen in my life.

>>55253022
You mean "Part 2 when?"

>>55249061
Keep your fucking subject tag correct so my filter screens out your fucking waste of space thread.

>>55253344
I want quests back

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>>55253344

>>55253257
The odd thing about this one is that it seems sort of like a waifu cyoa, but you can take quite a few options. And since they're by and large girls it ends up feeling like a harem. But at the same time it's not written like either of those things. I suppose an adventuring party of mostly girls who might bang you? In that case I'd be concerned about whom is neglected. It's rare I feel like there are too many options.

I guess I'd take the Residence, Grom, Tammy, Pheriphone, and Valkyrie. The setting will be the one where I'm the last human.

>>55253507
>Not choosing Tli
You monster.

>>55253546
I really don't have the emotional fortitude to deal with that shit

>>55253546
Just give her a bandaid and be her friend.

>>55253570
Don't forget buying her a big dollhouse.

>>55246298
Late as fuck due to timezones but
>I broke a CYOA's rules so hard that ZB- I mean Dr.Gabe had to drop a homonculus daughteru on me.
I'm going to accept my role and go to a world that has a low chance of a homonculus like her getting horribly murdered so... Gensokyo it is.
This is more of a danger to myself more then anything, but it's the setting I am most familiar with due to researching it thoroughly for a campaign.
Meme setting aside the plan is to just get /fit/, stop being a lazy piece of shit and be a generally good surrogate father. So congratulations on having me dial my moralfaggotry to maximum levels.

>>55253662
If you go to Gensokyo you will have to buy her a hat or she will die.

>>55250124
Maybe because rather than teaching new posters to think before they posted, you taught them that in order to belong on 4chan you needed to treat every other user like shit?

>>55253696
He could settle for a ribbon or other headwear.

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>>55253696
Pretty sure Delphi already has one anon. The hat meme aside the only real danger is a certain someone, but they can probably be reasonably dealt with.

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This is my favourite short cyoa I think. Would like to see builds for it.

> Born in The Reach
>Higher educations in the plow and the coin for all my blessings
>Companion is ashara hewett

>Being comfy farmer in sunny farmer kingdom with warrior waifu
>Use my merchant and farming skills to grow my wealth and my houses power
>Hope I don't get all my shit burned down in the meantime

>>55253257
Tli, because requisite immortality option.

Nel, because she's smart as fuck and would make an excellent guide.

Residence, because everyone needs a home to call their own.

>>55253267
King's Wisp, because becoming a heroic God-Emperor sounds pretty awesome.

Lady, because I need a protector with the King's Wisp.

>>55253278
Magic World, because I'm in the mood for a change, and keeping everything secret sounds tedious.

>>55254016
It does seem like you're forced to take either Tli or Pheriphone if you want to be immortal. And one of those costs your humanity

>>55254193
Not if you use your imagination. Nearly any of these creatures can be used for immortality if you are creative enough. I'm sure Grom knows a thing or two about immortality. Once qt zombiefu reaches Lichdom, she could provide. Jade could work as a fountain pd youth perhaps, if she is moved to the proper area. Just gotta twist it a bit.

>>55253969
Sex: Female
Born: Free Cities (2)
Profession: The Blade, Higher Education (1) - Water Dancer.
Gifts: Tools of the Trade - Valeryan Sword, Giant's Blood (0), Grace and Beauty (-1)
Companion: Fylla Lightfoot
Curse: Without a House

I don't know enough about Game of Thrones to know how viable this is, but I think I just made some fanfic's ridiculous self-insert.

>>55254251
I mean, that's possible, but it's basically just making shit up at this point. Except Tammy, I suppose - if she became a lich there's not necessarily any reason you couldn't. But then again, Nel could probably teach you that better than she could.

>>55254279
You're a stronk tall part giant girl, who is somehow a master swordsman in a fencing style of sword fighting. Large but graceful? Plus you're a hottie and you have an ebin super rare sword.

>>55254338
Probably the angelic wisp gives inmortality too.

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>>55249851
ok

>>55254448
I figured if the Wisp gave immortality it'd be stated, given that it's the result of a dead king and every other power it has is quantified

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Do you guys have any favorite characters from CYOAs? Some of my top ones are Flatty and Samurai Pidgeon from Cowboy, Bartholomew Esq. from Horseman Kingdoms, and the shapeshifting autistic science demon from Archdemon.

Also I remember a funny squid girl that publically masturbates from a monster CYOA.

Oh and the girl that takes care of a planet from Branching Hearts.

Oh and some girl trapped in a painting from a CYOA that I don't remember.

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>>55254525
>Some of my top ones are Flatty and Samurai Pidgeon from Cowboy
So why did you post the version that doesn't have them?

>>55254567
I don't own the full version on my computer.

>>55254348
Physical strength is actually damn important for fencing. Force means acceleration, and balance requires a strong core. Plus, big girl means long reach.

But yeah, basically someone's fanfic character. Which is fine, because from what I understand of GoT, if you're not you're probably going to get raped, murdered, or rapemurdered. Or possibly murderraped.

>>55254513
Kings can be killed to death but i said maybe anyways.

>>55254610
Since you have no house, you better keep a tight grip on that sword. Lannister men, Dorthraki men, Wildling men, Walker men (pretty much any solider) is going to be looking to get a piece of your peasant giant ass

>>55249235
Dude you're op and op is always foghat

>>55254519
>>55254533
>>55254542
I would a Debbie, Maggie, or Suz. I also would a Kara just because I find that sort of confidence sexy as hell. I also would a Trish if I thought I had a chance in hell of keeping up with her. I also wouldn't say no to an Elizabeth or Joyce. I might even a Heather or a Brooke, depending on how things go.

But seriously, good job with the waifus, man.

>>55253969
Not familiar with the setting, but here it goes.

>Beyond the Wall.
Never liked the noble intrigues and fresh tundra > warm steppes.

*
>The blade. Higher education.
What else can I do in the frozen waste.

>Touched by magic. Warg.
Running with the wild, seems fitting.

**
>Ashara Hewett
>Fylla Lightfoot
>John Sharp
Companions, who can end up in the north.

Two wandering mercenaries showed up at the North. Being short on the coin or looking for a new road they find an option of joining the scouting mission Beyond the Wall appealing enough. The first thing they encounter is girl freezing in a snowstorm, despite commanders disapproval they take her in, sharing their own food and shelter.
Fate pays everyone back accordingly. When a pack of giant wolfes scatters a night camp, it's her song that lights a curiosity of the passing wildling. Saving those three from the frozen grasp of the night.
And such the road begins.

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>>55254525
>Do you guys have any favorite characters from CYOAs?
Would anyone be suprised if I said Zynthia is my favorite character?

>>55253030
>Rosanon is busy making CYO/u/.
That weasels betrayal still aces in my heart to this very day. But my dream to become a pervy merchant in a fantasy world still lives on, maybe Ill make my own author CYOA where I am a pervy merchant. Not sure I will ever make a CYOA like that, but if I do I will be sure to exclude Rosanon from it. All other authors will be welcome and included, even how obscure and unpopular they are.

>>55254786
How on earth you can be so set on revenge if that never happened?

>>55254777
Warm steppes > rape by giants and death by ice zombie and also starvation

Neat story if you guys brave it all though, and keep traveling north, just to see what is there.

Currently no one would be going North though (zombie invasion), and the Wall wouldn't let them, but maybe you'll find a way through.

>>55254786
AGAIN, Rosanon WASN'T the person who wanted to include you as a pervy merchant. I'm not sure who it was, but certainly not Rosanon.

>>55254786
You're just shitposting so you can justify all the hate towards you all lol it's a shitpost I'm just a shitpost.

Zynthia is nice but the stuttering makes it hard for me to read. Little cringe too.

>>55254506
Lots of time went into this, huh? Always felt weird playing waifu cyoas, especially when the author seems to have put some heart and soul into each choice.

I admire the effort, but I can't play it. Kudos to the author.

>>55254806
>>55254814
>>55254834
please stop responding to le epic bait

>>55254814

Hmm... can I Varg into zombies? For cultural exchange so to speak.

>rape by giants and death by ice zombie and also starvation
"The times that are interesting to read about are not fun to live in." Or something like that the historians saying goes.

>>55253969

Okay,
>Born in the North

>Higher education with the blade

>Gifts of Giant's blood, Targaryen blood, and touched by magic(warg)

>Companion is Corton Penrose, the red priest

Okay, I've got Targaryen ancestry and warg powers? Time to sail over to essos and steal one of Daenerys's dragons

>>55254506
What impresses me most about this one is that you appear to have done all of your own artwork - kudos on that, while less "polished and shiney" looking that some of the others, it gives it a feel of something more important to it's creator.

Also, fourth floor in a building with no elevators, ouch, moving in and out is painful!

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>>55254832
>Rosanon never did that
>Rosanon is a angel
>It must have been someone else
I know it in my heart, she promised to fulfill my life long dream and then when I was full of hope and excitement, she sneaked up on me and stabbed me right in the feels. Never have I known such betrayal, my dream was smashed to pieces right in front of me. I keep a book of grudges and write down all wrong doings done to me and I shall keep my grudge for as long as that oathbreaker does not fulfill her promise.

>>55255022
Not her fault that you were unavailable.

In fact, that lies solely on you, you mega-autism.

>>55255022
>>55255041
>her

Haven't been here in a small while
Has the Necromancer CYOA been updated?

>>55255041
>>55255052
please stop responding to le epic bait, all it does is make the thread worse

>>55255052
I find it easier to play nice with the poor, sick children that take on names by using them. Helps with their passive attention whoring.

Except for the mega-autism. For all it's bluffing and bravado, I know deep down that it enjoys the mean words everyone piles on it. I mean, why else would it make a cyoa about being bullied? It is it's cry for more torment, the demented little cuck.

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>>55253969
>Kingdom of the North

*
>higher education- the blade (gonna git gud)
**
>Tools of the Trade x2- Armor,Valyrian Steel Greatsword (used like a bastard sword due to my size), Shield
>Giants Blood- 4U

>Fylla Lightfoot- how could i not help her?

we norsca boys

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>>55255022
Get a fucking hold of yourself.

>>55254969
>Gifts of Giant's blood, Targaryen blood
how would that even work? did rhaegar fuck a giant one time?

>>55255129
your cheap laughs are not worth shitting up the thread
go shitpost somewhere else

>>55255199
If you are going to complain about the containment doing it's job, you could atleast recognize which posts are Tok.

>>55255087
Not since 3.2, I think.

>>55255022
You're just really pathetic, I hope that if anyone actually does promise to include you in some cyoa, that they forget. I'd never include you in a cyoa myself anyway.

>>55255216
CYOA threads are not meant to be a containment for tripfag shitposters, but you make them that way by responding to them
fuck off

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Progress has been made on Battle Sluts. Would like some stats on what gender is the most fuckable so I made a strawpool. I may use it as a reference when creating the singleplayer mode in Battle Slutsl.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13873996

>>55255171
>Get a fucking hold of yourself.
pic related

>>55254348
>>55254610
Also just gonna put it out there: There's a lady called Brienne of Tarth who's going to be unbelieveably jealous of you.

Because she's basically you except uglier, and a worse swordfighter, and has a gay crush who doesn't know she wants him.

>>55254834
To be honest it took me a while to form any opinion about Tok at all. I thought Nemesis CYOA was a little weird in places but otherwise meh and I skim over stuff that's lewd for lewd's sake, so he didn't ping on my radar much.

It was only I got a look at his ideal OC character, that I realised how unbearably cringy he sounds.

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Limbo roommate whe
n?

>>55255258
you made it single option only

>>55255258
>Nobody joke-voting for futa

Surprised desu. Maybe I shouldn't be given who's making the poll, but still.

>>55255258
>What genders are fuckable for you?
>three options, plural question
>only able to select one option
???

>>55254648
>Lannister men
>lannister
>men
contradiction

>>55255258
>>55255281
Whoops forgot to make sure you could vote on several genders.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13874025/r

Is DSA still around or did he died?

>>55255365
He starved in Venezuela, probably.

>>55255365
The purity anon found and murdered him.

>>55255314
That is missing 45888200 genders and 832 spirit alignments you shit lord!

Does the anon who made the following have a name?
-Reclaiming our empire
-Adventures in the Orient
-Desert Soldier
-Invasion of the mist

>>55255528
I'm pretty sure that's Ordion Anon.

>>55255314
>linking the results page instead of the voting page

>>55255278
When SDA doesn't feel like working on other projects.

>>55255184
Your dad was giant-blooded, your mom was Targaryen.

>>55255314
Is there a genderswap option? Because females are fuckable for me if I'm male, but futas and females are fuckable for me if I'm female.

>>55255697
>Is there a genderswap option?
Yes, u can be a futa, trap, man, woman, loli, whatever you want.

>>55255769
Can I choose the "make TokHaar Gol literate" option?

>>55255776
>asking for the impossible

>>55255769
What if I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, can I be that.... no I'm not only asking because an attack helicopter might have some advantages in a fight.

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waifus

>>55254937
It depends how good you are. There are wargs that can form a bond with a single animal. Then the Greenseers (like bran, Bloodraven, and Euron) can see through anyone's eyes and control people too. Guess it all depends on how powerful a warg you are. Powerful non Greenseers can have a few wolves, a bear, some falconry. I bet you can cheese a zombie.

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>>55253344

Can someone post the cyoa with getting powers from fucking rwby characters

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>>55256188

>>55256198
>tfw no malal
i wanna be the edy edgelord

>>55256188
>>55256209
>Take Cinder, Raven, and Salem
>Tell them to go find a way to change me into a female version of myself, or a way to change the way my body looks
Found the be the girl/trap/futa option

What happen to all the fun?

>>55256452
You have to find your fun, it would not be fun otherwise.

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>>55254506
>>55254519
>>55254533
>>55254542
I like this a lot.

And Maggy is literally perfect. I collect action figures, so I know all about being way too interested in a hobby that others consider weird. And I think her being into cosplay is cool. Maybe she could help me make my own costume.
Also she has big tits
I still definitely want to go to that bird club with Kara though and see the birds.

How pathethic it is to choose friends or companions or waifus in those CYOAS?

I mean you can imagine living a new life,where you can control fire, or have amazing gadgets, or fly, or rebuild your body and fix all your personality problems, and you can't imagine being able to make friends genuinely? And instead you need some higher power to grant them to you and make them unable to be sick of your shit, too.
That's an incredible level of pathethic and of lack of imagination.

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>>55256900

>>55255562

Do you also happen to know who made Fulcrum & Eternals Rising?

>>55256900
TTRPGs are usually about colorful interactions between groups of characters instead of just following one protagonist
all CYOA companions/waifus do is emulate that

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>>55253969

>Girl in Kingdom of the Reach
>The Smile with Advanced Education -1 Blessing
>Animal Companion, Targaryen Blood, Touched By Magic, Grace And Beauty, and Valar Morghulis -4 Blessings
>Ashara Hewett
>Chains and Without A House +2 Blessings

Be just like Daenerys, only better.

>>55254969

No!

>>55257023
>not engaging in incest with your relative while he is inside your dragon

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>>55256900
I can't have friends who have super powers or are mythical creatures in real life.

>>55256770
How are you better than Dany? You have no knowledge of military tactics, no skill with leadership, no mercantile ability. You're just a prostitute. And not even the best prostitute in the land, given you haven't learned the psychic prostitite trick from the Free City.

>>55256952
I'm not baiting. It's especially sad when you have to use points for companions and ave to give up some other sweet options.
>>55256982
See, I'm not talking about where you'll be put in some place and you can select what kind of people you'll hang out with .
i'm talking about CYOAs where the waifus or companions will be made to be eternally loyal to you. CYOAs where you have to spend points to get companions, as if a deity granting you the ability to hang out to one person is as good as taing a sweet superpower and hanging out with anyone you want.

CYOAs are all about imagining amazing or interesting or even just slightly better life or adventure. If you can't even imagine being able to hold a genuine relationship on your own then you're doing it wrong.

>>55257098
>You have no knowledge of military tactics, no skill with leadership, no mercantile ability.
neither does Dany

>>55257116
Then you're the same.

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>>55257141

>>55257141
Maie a best!

>>55257101
How pathethic it is to choose looks or physical appearance in those CYOAS?

I mean you can imagine living a new life,where you can control fire, or have amazing gadgets, or fly, get waifus and fix all your personality problems, and you can't imagine being able to get /fit/ genuinely? And instead you need some higher power to grant it to you .
That's an incredible level of pathethic and of lack of imagination.

How pathethic it is to choose money or social status in those CYOAS?

I mean you can imagine living a new life,where you can control fire, or have amazing gadgets, or fly, get waifus and fix all your personality problems, and you can't imagine being able to become successful genuinely? And instead you need some higher power to grant it to you .
That's an incredible level of pathethic and of lack of imagination.

How pathethic it is to choose intellect or knowledge in those CYOAS?

I mean you can imagine living a new life,where you can control fire, or have amazing gadgets, or fly, get waifus and fix all your personality problems, and you can't imagine being able to learn shit genuinely? And instead you need some higher power to grant it to you .
That's an incredible level of pathethic and of lack of imagination.

>>55257101
>CYOAs where you have to spend points to get companions, as if a deity granting you the ability to hang out to one person is as good as taing a sweet superpower and hanging out with anyone you want.
In a lot of CYOAs companions have sweet superpowers of their own or would be especially helpful to you in some way, which makes them as much of an asset as a sweet superpower for yourself

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>>55257023

>>55253969
kingdom of Dorne of course.

Use 2 blessings and learn the Plow, the Blade and the Quill.
Farm during the day, and then go talk philosophy with the priest at a tavern, while eating a frest plate of meat and vegetables.

Use the 1 remaining blessing and choose Giant Blood, Touched by Magic and Grace and Beauty.
Fuck all that throne bullshit, I'll have a comfy life as a well cultured farmer, but still able to defend the city and myself if necessity arises.

>>55257224
>Giant Blood, Touched by Magic and Grace and Beauty.
that would cost 2 blessings, since its three gifts

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>>55257249

>>55257224
You're one blessing short. So I'm going to say your curse is Incomplete. Enjoy.

>>55257190
I'd rather have my own power than have to rely on somebody else.
Unless they can grant me some powers and make them mine

>>55257249
>>55257267
Dark Elf
Salvation - found the poor thing outside the tower, someone abandoned her
Teenager
Clever,Charismatic,Friendly - Elf or no, shes a whole lot smarter and more likeable than those villagers
Nothing - my assistant is to be intelligent and loyal, if this were required she would be neither, making the excersize moot
Clear Rune, Stamina Rune, Sorcerer Rune. -assistants are also to be useful
Casual Clothing, Formal Dress.
Master bedroom. - the guest room was turned into a alchemy lab, so i made do
Respectful- its only right
Appeasing
Reprimand, Spanking, Isolation
Literature, Mathematics, Sorcery
Management/Greeter/None (manages my personal affairs/transactions- think secretary)
Free Time, Outings, Candy, Small Pet
Raise Dead, Possession, Mystic Arrow - see what i mean? shes remarkably talented! deals with anything from taxes to trolls

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>>55257183
>How pathethic it is to choose looks or physical appearance in those CYOAS?
the point is to choose levels of fitness that would be impossible to reach on your own, dummy.
or intelligence superior to what I have now, and so on.
A better comparison would be that you obtain charisma, or self confidence, or social grace, and are able to make friends. No problems with that.

>>55257313
Awesome. That's your opinion, and its completely valid. It doesn't change the fact that there's nothing wrong with having companions as assets be purchased just like powers.

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>>55257348
>the point is to choose levels of fitness that would be impossible to reach on your own
in the kind of CYOA the guy was talking about? no, its just the general /fit/ option

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>>55257396

>>55257388
>one blessing gives 2 extra gifts.
no, one blessing brings you up to two gifts- same as the other options

>using one grants a total of two, using two grants a total of three

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>>55257249
>>55257267
...why are you posting a single-page CYOA in two separate files?

>>55257418
Because that's how I downloaded it from /d/ back when CYOAs where still on /d/

>>55257252
you get one gift for free and 2 extra gifts for a blessing.

>>55257268
another speedreader here.
And I can't take incomplete because it's only for men.
I thought a companion cost a blessing, instead it's free, so I choose Corton Penrose, and we talk about philosophy and Magic and anything else we want.

>>55257424
What are these, waifus for ants?

>>55257424
>68x125

>>55257439
>not downloading the single-page version that was also posted on /d/

>>55257440
>2 extra gifts for a blessing.
except it doesent. dont worry - its awkwardly worded so your mistake is understandable


>using one grants a total of two, using two grants a total of three
>>55257417

>>55253257
Tli
Nel
Grom
Home


Wisp


World of Darkness

Become a legendary king who leads the world out of darkness. Home lets me feed enormous amounts of people. Grom keeps me safe. Tli lets me stay immortal. The wisp lets me become a beacon of light in the darkness. Nel can help teach all the various people how to do science, medicine, and everything else.

Home also provides for any material desire, so things like textbooks, medicine and other such things are possible.

>>55257381
I was talking in general
>>55257356
it's still a sign of a really pathethic mentality and poor imagination. You're remaking a new you ina new world with greater possibilities than here. Just imagine that you're able to make friends on your own, just like you can imagine to be able to learn to fly or be born into a noble house or go to a magical school. Use the characters presented as templates for the kind of friends you'll make.
But if you feel the need to have a higher power grant you a companion who is bound to be loyal to you, even in an imaginary word then you are beyond redemption.

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>>55257501
>in general
companions dont usually cost the same currency if any, and tend to be more that "a friend" in most CYOA's- they are more powerful than the equivalent inpoints usually

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>>55257446
>>55257455
I'm dumb

>>55257478
>I am the Crone and I will give you a gift.
and that's one.
>Many Gifts for up to six EXTRA Gifts.

since you only have 3 blessings one blessings is 2 gifts

>using one grants a total of two, using two grants a total of three
ah I see. Well let's remove grace and beauty then. Less enemies.

>>55257558
>since you only have 3 blessings one blessings is 2 gifts
you can get more than three using drawbacks

>>55257501
you seem to be ignoring the whole
>companions as assets
thing for some reason, which is a problem because the whole crux of your argument is that paying for companions is useless because you can make your own friends
and i'm well sure i probably could make friends on my own, that doesn't mean i'm very likely at all to run into anyone as good as Generic Elf Archer Waifu who is the best archer and tracker in the whole kingdom or Bones McSpook the 10000 year old lich who was once ruler of an ancient empire and is the foremost expert on necromancy in the world

>>55257574
all those drawbacks are terrible and not worth how many blessings they give.

>>55257467
Well if I saw the single page version on there I would download it but evidently I missed it

>>55257629
Yes, that's the point. If they were worth it then you might as well just start with all the Blessings. They're designed to hurt, so you'll only take them if you're desperate.

>>55257098

I have dragons and magic. And I could learn all that stuff. My profession isn't a negative. What matters is that I'm Targaryen, so whoever I marry has a strong claim to the throne so people who have a claim will want to marry me to have a stronger claim and have an ally with dragons.

>>55257058

That doesn't make any sense.

>>55257023
Why do you insist on posting the same build over and over? Make something new and more interesting! Be an administrator who manages to rise to a position of power, or a farmer with skill in the blade who leads a rebellion against these kings and their mad wars.

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>>55257687
>I have dragons

>>55257687
Then don't pretend you're better than Dany. You're just Dany but with two less dragons. Well, one less dragon now. And you'll probably have more fun getting pounded from behind.

>>55257681
yeah so why would I pick one you dummy?

and what happens if I pick disfigurement and grace and beauty?
how does that work out?

>>55257748
haha and was it necessary to go through all that suffering for just 2 dragons?
I >>55257224
With the money from my successfull farming business bought a beautiful dragon from another giant blooded from the North, a warg I think. He's also a friend of Corton like me.

>>55257836
Money cannot buy dragons. Especially not the amount of money from a farming business. Holy shit.

Italics where is Pokemon Personified

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>>55257836
>With the money from my successfull farming business bought a beautiful dragon from
You should be happy with having only 1 dragon, anon, because your plan is pretty unlikely.

>>55257961
we were friends, buddy, and he couldn't keep the dragon.
Ad you have no idea how successfull a farmer I am. My wealth can rival nobles, especially now with a dragon who helps with the tilling.

>>55257723

I like this build.

>>55257748

Dany became useless when she started trying to manage the city. She was great before that. I could do way better. And the only fun part would be getting revenge on everyone and becoming Queen.

>>55257779
>yeah so why would I pick one you dummy?
Because you need it to make your build work.

>and what happens if I pick disfigurement and grace and beauty?
>how does that work out?
Clearly you start out beautiful, and maintain your gracefulness and charisma, you just get half your face charred to ruin.

>>55257836
Are you delusional? That's like saying "I buy a fully-stocked nuclear submarine." Nobody's that rich, and you sure as fuck aren't that rich.

>>55258086
So? Stretch those creativity muscles. Or at least stop spamming the thread with the exact same build every time the CYOA is posted.

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>>55257961
>Money cannot buy dragons.
I call bullshit: https://www.bad-dragon.com/

>>55258087
I don't need it that much for that kind of drawback.


As I said, we were friends, and had a mutual friend in my city, and he couldn't keep it, so he sold it to me at a lo price, for a dragon.
And I also send him various rare fruits that the dragon helps me grow.
Better than any other farm animals, those big lizards are. No wonder they are so sought after.

>>55258171
If you're just making shit up, then why not say that you're a hundred feet tall and shoot fire from your eyes and lightning from your tits?

>>55258123

There's always more threads. It doesn't hurt anything.

>>55258129

Don't remind me.

>>55257961
>Money cannot buy dragons.
Not with that attitude!

>>55258207
It's still spamming, which is a ban-worthy offense.

>>55258206
i can shoot thunder from my mouth does that count?

what do blood and shadow magic do anyway? never read the book of watched the tv show so I have no idea
>>55258206
we're both friends with Corton Penrose and both have giant blood, and know magic.
You can't understand, We have a deep connection. And he wouldn't have sold the dragon to anyone else. Initially he offered it to Corton, as a gift, but Corton refused so I offered to buy it and he accepted. I don't see what's so weird about it.
Sure a dragon's useful, he can quickly burn down all the weeds to prepare the field and can carry heavier tills than any other animals, but he also eeds a lot of food and needs to be taken to fly frequently. It ain't easy taking care of a dragon.

>>55258241

It isn't. I'm not spamming the thread. The builds are in different threads.

>>55254786
>But my dream to become a pervy merchant in a fantasy world still lives on
If I were to ever make an author CYOA, I would try to make most of the authors as fleshed out as I possibly could, going into lots of detail.

And then I would make you a used blowup doll in a back alley, that only complains that you're not giving her enough praise for her sloppy, terrible performance

>>55257779
>then why would i pick one
because they provide a potentially powerful advantage? because you want blessings?

>what happens if i take beauty and grace
they cancel out- they provide opposite effects and cost the same

>>55258299
>he sold a dragon
bollocks and poppycock- a dragon is worth a citys weight in gold

>the dragon helps me agriculture
double bollocks, you would have better luck getting the queen of thorns to plow your field for you that a dragon, at least ollena tyrell would just execute you- burning to death is painful

>>55258330
the drawback is much greater than the advantage.
being a sex slave for 7 years, or horribly disfigured or have all your family die for the sake of eing pretty? or have a fancy armor or have a guy kill someone for you? yeah, nah.

Now if you want to go traveling and fight in wars you can choose wanted, and it would not be that big of a drawback. But otherwise I dont' see any point.

>>55258365
She's not even worth reasoning with at this point. Just report her builds and ignore her until she goes away one way or the other.

>>55258406
>the drawback is much greater than the advantage.
potentially, but not always

also- thats why its a drawback. if they were a net positive everyone would be taking them

>>55258365
someone is mad that he hasn't got a dragon.

What can I say, I know how to make friends with animals easily.

>>55258448
>hasn't got a dragon.
dont need one- i can just piledriver it out of the air with my mad strength, and i can also summon one using my magical sword since we can just make shit up now

>>55258437
and that's why I'm not taking it. You are the one insisting that I should.
Other CYOA have drawbacks that aren't as extreme so sometimes I pick them. But this one is not worth it.

>>55258448
so you have no problems with someone stealing a dragon, but that same person giving it away to a friend in exchange for some money and extremely rare fruit triggers your autism?

>>55258486
>You are the one insisting that I should.
never said that you should, said you could to do your overcosted build


>so you have no problems with someone stealing a dragon, but that same person giving it away to a friend in exchange for some money and extremely rare fruit triggers your autism?
not him but yes, someone embarking on a mission to steal a dragon while its young- making powerful enemies in the process is much more believable than someone buying the settings equivalent of a loaded aircraft carrier on a farmers earnings

people fighting for rare things is much more believable and less cancerous that "we r super best friends and give each ither things for like nothing lolz"

>>55258486
the second quote was meant for

>>55258424
of course

>>55258474
you are the one who is upset, I'm not making any shit up. Is there some physical rule in that universe that prevents the exchange of dragons? It's just a matter of willingness of the person controlling the dragon to give it away, and there is no reason that a person who is ready to give it to a friend would not exist.
He might even have a hidden agenda and giving the dragon to a farmer in a far land is part of some scheme of his.
Try not to be such a stick in the mud.

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>>55258311
>I would make you a used blowup doll in a back alley, that only complains that you're not giving her enough praise for her sloppy, terrible performance.
I will hold you to your word anon, don't let me down like Rosanon. Being turned into a sex doll is one of my fetishes. I even have it as an option in several of my CYOAs.

its nice to see these threads are visited by people suffering from such severe autism

Im 18 and come here everyday and i realized ill probably be here too in 40 when im a bald fuck. This shit is the only constant in my life. Anyone here over 30?

>>55258550
>I'm not making any shit up.
"someone would trade a dragon for crops"
"i use the dragon for agriculture"
"it burns weeds"
even assuming you had a dragon you would be killed fairly swiftly, not that you could control it in the first place- not even a targarien

>no reason why such a person would not exits
because friends often give each other nuclear subs and military bases right?

>>55258579

It's not autism. It's not my fault people are jealous of my unique and fun builds.

>>55258579
its really not
im starting to believe sterilizing the mentally ill and mentally deficient is definitely the way forward for humanity thanks to these threads

>>55255184

Well, I was thinking that I'm from the north so maybe maester aemon fucked a hooker one time or smth

>>55258597
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>55258615
>a man sworn to celibacy fucked a hooker
>this hooker was also a giant
what happens beyond the wall stays beyond the wall

>>55258539
>someone embarking on a mission to steal a dragon while its young- making powerful enemies in the process
And that person giving the dragon to someone else, a friend with common traits, is impossible because?
>someone buying the settings equivalent of a loaded aircraft carrier on a farmers earnings

successful farmers can become incredibly wealthy, in our world there are farming multinationals that are wealthier than small countries. And in any case my character would have "bought" the dragon from a friend who wanted to give it away anyway, so she wouldn't have paid a fair price for it.
You're getting stuck in pointless details instead of thinking of why that guy would have stolen a dragon and then given it away. Was it part of a political conspiracy? Is he trying to increase the military power of a nation or to draw enemies towards it?
Instead you sperg out NO NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT
>>55258593
>you would be killed fairly swiftly, not that you could control it in the first place
the dragon likes me.

>because friends often give each other nuclear subs and military bases right?
in fact they do, friendship and personal relationships in general is one of the bases of politics and international relations.

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>>55258575
>Being turned into a sex doll is one of my fetishes.

>>55257361
>the three girls in the difficulty pictures aren't available

why even bother

>>55258586
32, in fact.

>>55258630
>in our world there are farming multinationals that are wealthier than small countries.
yes, but you arent that wealthy- since you arent the iron bank

>the dragon likes me.
no targ blood/magical relics=dead- dragons arent exactly things you domesticate

>And that person giving the dragon to someone else, a friend with common traits, is impossible because?
as you would know if you knew the setting, dragons are fucking insanely valuable, a hatchling was enough to buy an army capable of conquering a kingdom. its the kind of shit wars have been fought/won over- you could be that guys fuck buddy and the chance of getting a dragon would still be below zero through any sane/conceivable means

>>55258670
Avert your innocent eyes.

>>55257999
I don't know why people keep asking for that cyoa or even like it. When compared to real cyoas like Traveller or Nemesis it's pretty shit.

>>55258745
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>55258579
As a autist I'm disappointed by the invasion of people like >>55258597 not realizing they shit everything up.

>>55249061
Obsidian (For safety)
My blood (all of them)

Summons:
Fae Huntress (my main defense)
Alraune (Not buying vegetables and spices will net me a lot of cash over time, cooking with fresh ingredients is fun, making vegetables the main ingredients in my dishes is healthy, and I can go backpacking without having to worry about food)
Slime (Gotta keep those strength and healing potions around, if she has invisibility or immortality that would be sweet, maybe since I have affinity with elementals that would be possible?)
Ember Bloom (Never sleeping again, that's a lot of time)
Storm Steed (Transport)

Paladin's Court (Helping and justice is fun, but if they are too strict or they don't allow me to do things like petty revenge I'm out)

>>55258709

I have never seen somebody get this baited. It's totally obvious dragonfucker's trying to get you buttfrustrated for the (You)s, dude. Just stop replying.

>>55258575
Thanks for telling me, because now I'm definitely just not gonna put you in the CYOA at all.

>>55258709
there are people who become friends with lions or bears, in our world, someone capable of having a dragon warm up to them surely exist.
> you could be that guys fuck buddy and the chance of getting a dragon would still be below zero through any sane/conceivable means
you are making the mistake of assuming the motivations and personality of another person, a fictional one at that.
There are plenty of cases of people who give up extremely valuable things for their own reasons in our own world. Don't try to dictate how other people in fictional universes should act.

>>55258771
i understand living with crippling autism is difficult but for the sake of everyone else you should stop posting entirely if you can't recognize obvious bait and trolling

>>55258809
>someone capable of having a dragon warm up to them surely exist.
yes, they would also posses targ blood

>Don't try to dictate how other people in fictional universes should act.
im friends with this tech priest so he gave me an STC fragment
im friends with this guy and he gave me rouge trader documents
im friends with this orc and he gave me the one ring
im friends with this alien and he gave me the infinity gauntlet

>>55258793
>not putting in Tok as a pure girl who doesn't understand what sex is, but also isn't interested in the subject, or anything else, and is instead a buddhist seeking to rid herself of any earthly desires.
I mean I might be wrong, but I don't think even they would fetishize that. Well there is also something to be said for not including them at all, but if you want to screw with them then the answer is to not include anything sexual when doing so.

>>55258670
Could you use Organ Replacement to implant a device?
Specifically something like the Physical Enhancement suit?
Or would it be smarter/better to just get 4 limb replacements and some some muscle modifications?

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>>55258793
>Thanks for telling me, because now I'm definitely just not gonna put you in the CYOA at all.
My dick can only get so erect anon, cuckoldry is another fetish of mine.

>>55258867
your comparisons are completely disproportionate.
And Frodo did get the one ring from a relative, without even paying anythign for it. And he also got a chainmail that is worth more than a castle.
And in comics it's very common for people to receive powerful artifacts from relatives, friends oor even complete strangers.
So thanks for proving my point I guess.

>>55258874
Corruption of purity fetish.
There's literally nothing you can do to stop a sufficiently perverted person from fetishizing something.

>>55258948
>Frodo did get the one ring from a relative
not through exchange or trade, and he wasnt "given" it- it was part of his inheritance, same as the mythril


>And in comics it's very common for people to receive powerful artifacts from relatives, friends oor even complete strangers.
an example? where has a setting altering artifact been given to some bozo for drinks and a vintage shirt?

>disproportionate
a dragon (once fully grown) is worth more than armies- it was with dragons that the seven kingdoms were conquered in the first place

>>55258997
What if I put in TokHaar Gol as someone cursed to slowly lose their entire libido and wide array of fetishes?

>>55259051
What if you just ignored tok entirely instead of constantly talking about him so he goes away and stops shitting up the thread?

>>55259060
If cuckolding is one of his fetishes the only way to defeat him is to remove any chance of him liking it.

>>55253969
Seven Kingdoms - Free Cities, Ruling House. I'm the daughter of the Sealord of Braavos
Seven Professions - Double Classing x 6, Higher Education x 7. I'm just good at everything!
Seven Gifts - Many Gifts x 6, Targaryen Blood. So much better than Daenyres
Seven Companions - Ashara, Carmine, Fylla, Tarrina. No boys, please.
Seven Curses - Ugh, none!

I'm a beautiful and perfect swordswoman, master farmer, brilliant scholar, and sexy courtesan. But only for girls, no boys please. And I'm going to lead my people to conquer all of Westeros! But first I'm going to go get myself some more dragons! >>55257023 will obviously just give me hers, because I'm so special, and >>55254969 stole his dragon anyway so I'll just steal it back. It's mine anyway, because I'm a Targaryen!

And then me and all my girls and my army will live happily ever after!

>>55259001
and what about the chainmail? why aren't you mentioning the chainmail?

an example of a bozo getting an artifact?
Any kind of power or artifact are given to friends or allies.
From the infinity gems themselves, distributed among a group of allies, to powers like the phoenix to captain america shield, to iron man's armor.

Really i don't get what's this obsession you have that people can't possible give something precious to somebody else. That everyone must care about money above everything else and only want the true value of things if they are selling.
It doesn't work like that, and many other considerations happen,personality, personal values and relationship, all matter.

You're being extremely unreasonable. I think at this point you're just trying to contradict me for the sake of argument.

>>55254506
So hard to pick.

I really like all of the choices and the way everything is written is great, too.

I think I'll get to know Brooke.

>>55259080
The actual way to defeat tripfags is for people to stop giving them attention, people just like you, anon.
Be the change you want to see in the world. Alternatively, kill yourself and stop making the threads worse for the rest of us.

>>55258925
Then why are you so upset by Rosanon not putting you in his cyoa?

>>55259124
>captain america shield
isnt all that

>iron mans armor
was made by him, and isnt all that either

>chainmail
>"MYTHRIL"

>the phoenix
wasnt given, but rather RNG

>infinity gems
werent given to random bozo's

>you are being extremely unreasonable
you are underestimating how valuable dragons are by several orders of magnitude

>>55259157
Because he's not, and he's just shitposting.

>>55259184
so you are just dismissing things that contradict you.
Yep, you're just being a contrarian.
also my character isn't a random bozo either, having giant blood, capable of using magic and being a friend of the guy who geve her the dragon.
But there is no point ocntinuing since you don't want to listen to reason.

>>55259251
I don't know why you're arguing, I already got your dragon from you because you were so charmed by my amazing smile. Thanks, by the way!

>>55259251
>isn't a random bozo either
she really is

shes not of some great house and isnt even a targ, giants blood is irrelevant and magic while certainly rare isnt as powerful as all that

>>55253969
Kingdom: The Free Cities Ruling House ( Profitable Enterprise)
Profession: The Coin Higher Education (Starting With Substantially More Money)
Gift: Touched by Magic
Companion: Corton Penrose
Curses: None

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>>55259157
Because my dream has always been to be a laid back pervy merchant. To sit in a comfy store and just sit there. Like I don't want too many costumers, I just want to sit at the shop counter and count coins like a greedy jew and ogle my my cute and clumsy shop assistant who cleans the shop and does all the actual work. And then I would sell one of two items now and again to heroes and all the items would of course me cursed and have lewd magical effects on them. That is my dream anon and Rosanon she feed me lies about making it a reality. That is not cuckoldry, cuckoldry is when people do X and then don't let you in on the X and insult you while they do X. Crushing a mans dream is not cuckoldry, it's just cruel and heartless. A man must always be true to his word and never break it, that is why Rosanon is not a man in my eyes and that is why I refer to her as a woman (pic related).

>>55259001
>it was part of his inheritance, same as the mythril
No it wasn't, actually. Bilbo kept the chainmail for himself. He gave it to Frodo later on in Rivendell once Frodo met up with him again, after they knew where Frodo was heading.

>>55249073
Dammit, I wanna protect the cutecubus's smile, but... Paladins-!

>>55258687

I also just turned 32:'(

>>55259340
>No it wasn't, actually
not originally, but he did inherit it from bilbo- albeit only at rivendell

>>55259316
Why don't you just open a sex shop in real life? Excluding the 'cursed items' part, that would give you what you want. I think there's actually good money to be made from that, and you can post on 4chan when there's no traffic.

And I think Celt was the one who promised to include you as a pervy merchant, but his author CYOA is currently on ice.

>there are 30+ years old faggots here who shitpost about anime waifus and superpowers all day

haha losers
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>>55259340
don't mind him.
He has decided that that fictional world a fictional person he doesn't know should act a certain way and he won't accept anything else.

>>55259274
it's not in my character's personality to give a dragon for just a smile

>>55253969
Eh, why not? There are people arguing about this anyways.

>Kingdom(?)
Beyond the wall
Hmm... Political bullshit and conspiracy or harsh living conditions and white walkers? Give me the walkers please.

>Profession
The blade (Higher education)
I will need to get good at this fast or die so spending a blessing in getting trained by someone who really knows his shit it is going to sharply increase my chances of survival.

>Gifts
Tools of the trade (Dragonglass spear)
Spears are pretty neat, spears that instakill white walkers are even better.

Touched by magic (Blessing)
I never miss on the chance of getting my hands on magic.

Grace and beauty (Blessing)
A pretty face and fancy moves it is not the best of things you could get to help you to survive but who cares?

>Companions
Corton Penrose
Having a wise companion at your side is a good way to prevent fuckups. No idea how magic works in this setting but i assume he can teach me what he knows too?

Well i think i will do alright but i don't know much about the setting so i might be wrong.

>>55259316
Hey Tok, think you could take a moment from your shit posting to look at my Bully build?
>>>/trash/11413388

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>>55259417
>spoiler

>>55257551
HI DUMB! I'M ANON!

>>55259503
HI ANON! I'M ANON!

>>55259426
Oh, but you haven't had one of my smiles yet. Tee hee!

>>55259515
NO! I'M ANON!

>>55259389
>inherit
bilbo was still alive.
Why would he give something so precious for free.
And Bilbo had donated it to the local museum, before retrieving it to give it to Bilbo.

Anyway, the argument that it's literally impossible that one would give away something extremely valuable for a low price or for free to somebody they trust or a friend or a family member, or for their own personal reason is a silly argument.

Fallout Cyoas please!

>>55259503
>>55259515
>>55259529
This is the worst chain in all of 4chan history and I hope all of you are banned

>>55259316
From what I recall, you refused to make yourself available for discussion regarding whatever character that could've been in Rosanon's CYO/u/.

>>55259557
I love you too Anon.

>>55259548
I wonder if there is a fallout waifu CYOA where you can fuck a deathclaw monstergirl

>>55259538
>bilbo was still alive.
he went to heaven and left his belongings for frodo

>why is he giving something so precious away
because hes going to heaven

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>>55259574
I'd rather screw the robots

>>55259574
Pretty sure there isn't but since you mentioned it,someone is probably gonna try making one now

>>55259548
>>55259574
>>55259607
I don't think there are any Fallout CYOAs.

but speaking of more important things, I looked up what blood magic and shadow magic, which my chracter can use, can do.
And apparently blood magic could be used to breed an animal with a female human to give birth to half beasts.
And now I have this female character who can use blood magic and has a male dragon who likes her.

Perhaps we've found a reason why this guy sold it to her.

>>55259578
No, Bilbo didn't die then. Bilbo stayed in Elrond's house until the War of the Ring was over. It was too dangerous to leave beforehand. Hell, he and Frodo got there basically one after another.

>Heaven
Valinor isn't heaven in Tolkien. It's sort of like heaven on Earth because it's where the Ainur and most of the elves live, but it's not the heaven equivalent. The implication is that dead humans get to go to the actual heaven with the actual god (Eru) which is way better and prettier. Bilbo and Frodo won't go there until they actually die, which doesn't happen in LoTR.

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>>55259624
That's an actual thing in A Song of Ice and Fire?

>>55259624
Wait wait wait. Are you implying that monstergirls could be a thing?

>>55259627
>but it's not the heaven equivalent
its not THE heaven equivalent, but its certainly A heaven equivalent- a land beyond this one where those whos time has passed go

>>55259650
They'd probably be gross horrible monsters like Deep Ones or furries.

>>55259664
And yet it's not the setting's heaven, and they are not dead, and Bilbo didn't leave until the War was over.

>>55259548
There's one in Jumpchain. You should totally go talk about it with them.

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>>55259391
>Why don't you just open a sex shop in real life?
Consent, that's why. 90% of my CYOAs are about sex or lewd shit without consent. Selling lewd shit to people who want lewd shit is shit. That's why I wanted all my items to be cursed. Selling lewd shit to people who don't want lewd shit is what I want. I actually have some vague plans about a lewd shop CYOA that I might do in the future. With a create your own lewd cursed items system.

>And I think Celt was the one who promised to include you as a pervy merchant, but his author CYOA is currently on ice.
Nope, I remember it was Rosanon, that fucking weasel.

>>55259474
>Hey Tok, think you could take a moment from your shit posting to look at my Bully build?
Already did and already fapped to it. I like it, if everyone was like you I would have so much fap material. I hate when people don't write anything and just pick options. Like I want some story to those options and I think you have put a lot of thought into your build and made it very thematic and interesting to read. I hope you play more of my CYOAs and make more builds, because I enjoy builds like yours (pic related).

>>55259562
>From what I recall, you refused to make yourself available for discussion regarding whatever character that could've been in Rosanon's CYO/u/.
Lies! Filthy lies! I'm here all the time, she could have just asked me and I would have replied.

>>55257551
Man I like Abagail because she is a dork that loves board and videogames

But I also like Sakura because she likes and makes manga and the whole "isn't willing to share you with other woman an has marked you as her property" thing and the warm love. very loving but slightly dominant women are great

But at the same time I like Lughichi due to her being a blunt tomboy who likes mechanical shit and dresses like a guy. (on top of that physically I also like her the most as she has the shortest hair)

Who do I pick

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>>55259634
What if I'm a synth? Or you?

>>55259684
It must burn you up when we all willingly make builds for your CYOAs.

>>55258919
I'd go with the later but that's just me. I'm not a Narc.

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>>55259574
>wanting to fuck a deathclaw and now a deathjaw

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>>55259689
Do i look like a synth to you?

>>55259684
>I'm here all the time
Point being that you were (IIRC) asked to be somewhere else (where the discussion would've taken place), but you refused.

>>55259717
>Want to kill Tok
>Create a shitload of abusive builds for his CYOAs
>Post all of them
>Tok faps until his dick has 3rd degreee burns from the friction
>This turns him on
>Faps until his dick is nothing but a fine red mist
>Tok bleeds to death with a smile on his face

>>55259684
>I think you have put a lot of thought into your build and made it very thematic and interesting to read. I hope you play more of my CYOAs and make more builds, because I enjoy builds like yours
Cool, it was fun thinking about the options and trying to put my own spin on them and make a cohesive story out of it, though it did take some time. I'll see if I can find the time and creative energy to do the same for Battle Sluts when you post it.

>>55259617
>Update
I think there was a Fallout like Cyoa though.

>>55259607
eww big boobs and big ass

Flat chested 6+ft tomboy Christmas cakes with short hair with a androgynous face are best girls

Lolis are shit but flat chests are great on reverse traps

>>55259785
OrdionAnon's Desert Soldier was inspired by Fallout among other things, if that's what you were talking about.

>>55259785

there was, it's pretty long so i'll only post it if someone asks

>>55257281
Valentina obviously

>>55259828
If it's not too much of a bother,please do post it.

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>>55259809
It's okay to be gay anon, the first step is acceptance

>>55259684
>Nope, I remember it was Rosanon, that fucking weasel.
Maybe you could check the archive, the only people that mentioned you being a pervy merchant were in a thread that Rosanon's yuri cyoa wasn't mentioned even once. Rosanon in another thread said when asked specifically about you.
>not on Discord, which means that it's harder to make one, so I've left him until I exhaust everyone on the server first.
Rosanon wasn't going to include you over anyone, you got put behind a large number of people due to lack of access, and they only had so many slots they were going to fill in the first place.
Seriously you're obsession with this is weird, and it's plain to see that you're wrong to anyone that was there, or who knows how the hell to use any of the /tg/ archives.

>>55259809
>Lolis are shit
Are you looking for trouble stranger? Because you are going to find it.

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>>55259739
Revolver Ocelot

>>55259811
Oh I remember that,I liked it quite a bit.