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Fight for Ulthuan edition

Upcoming Content: Total War: Warhammer 2, WFRP 4e, unnamed hack'n'slash genre Warhammer vidya, Vermintide 2

> Resources (Crunch, Lore and Warhammer Fantasy Role-play)
WFB: http://www.pastebin.com/8rnyAa1S
WFRP: http://www.pastebin.com/0e6RuQux
Novels: https://mega.nz/#F!9Lw1WIRZ!eKxkOlAQwuZO3_8pHOK-EQ

> We're looking for these novels for the archive
https://pastebin.com/TSQhemJR

> Alternative Warhammer Miniatures and Manufacturers
http://pastebin.com/CvGaNyrk
http://www.the-ninth-age.com/lexicon/index.php?lexicon/462-the-9th-age-miniature-library/
https://tabletop-miniatures-solutions.com/13-the-9th-age
Tomb Kings Alternative: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/tms-undying-dynasties-army-release#/
Bretonnia Alternative: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/tms-kingdom-of-equitaine-army-release

> The 9th Age
http://www.the-ninth-age.com

> Warhammer Wikis
warhammerfb.wikia.com/wiki/Warhammer_Wiki (most complete)
whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page
warhammeronline.wikia.com/wiki/Warhammer_Online_Wiki

> Warhammer Video Games
Total War Warhammer: store.steampowered.com/app/364360/
Vermintide: store.steampowered.com/app/235540/
Mordheim City of the Damned: store.steampowered.com/app/276810/
Bloodbowl 2: store.steampowered.com/app/236690/
Man O' War: http://store.steampowered.com/app/344240/
Return of Reckoning: https://www.returnofreckoning.com/
Snotling Fling: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/warhammer-snotling-fling/id901638145?mt=8

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>>55171062
>Upcoming Content: Total War: Warhammer 2, WFRP 4e, unnamed hack'n'slash genre Warhammer vidya, Vermintide 2

>>>/v/
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>>55171240
back to /aosg/
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What do you suppose druchii exiles do, anyway? The ones who don't get murdered by their underlings or temple assassins, I mean. I figure some defect to chaos, and piracy is another obvious avenue, but would they work with the inferior races? Would a druchii captain a dragonship filled with Norse reavers, or an Arabyan slaver ship?
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>>55171398
probably end up in some imperial court pretending to be high elves.
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>>55171398
>What do you suppose druchii exiles do, anyway?
Assult dwarfen caravans cosplaying as High Elves
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>>55171398
I could definitely see them do something like >>55171412 to worm their way into influence, slowly amassing favours and political might untill they are the real power behind the throne. I could also see them hiring out their services as either mercenaries or privateers which would allow them a reasonably free hand in a certain area.
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>>55171398
Dumb question maybe but are the druchii physically different from the high elves? Without uniforms, would people even be able to tell them apart?
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>>55171597
no, they are not.
However they are far more impulsive and violent, and being away from naggaroth without access to their drugs will probably make them go nuts.and suffer withdrawal
>tfw no sorceress waifu who you nurse through her withdrawals and help her become a better person.
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>>55171597
Not unless they've been using a lot of dhar, and obviously that's a non-natural difference. Ethnically, though, druchii tend to be very pale and usually have dark hair.
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>>55171597
As far as I know there's no physical difference allthough in the artwork High Elves are characterised as having blonde hair while the Dark Elves all seem to have black. I believe that this is just an artistic representation however to make it easier to distinguish the two.
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>>55171690
Dready is also good waifu material.
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>>55171398
Do they wear underwear underneath those skirts?
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>>55171832
this.
WH2 is amping up the waifu game.
My favourite is qt princess tho.
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>>55171398
Mercenary work is one option. Menghil's Manflayers were a notable Regiment of Renown, though they weren't exiled so much as willfully stranded by their captain.
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>>55171894
wonder how hard it would be for the elves to deal with cannibalism.
They seem to consider eating people a delicacy.
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>>55171847
No.
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>>55171957
Norscans would tolerate it. Up in Troll Country, the kyazak do it. Arabyans are total fuckers and probably wouldn't care.
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>>55171981
Why wouldn't arabyans not care?
They seem to have somewhat prosperous and stable societies. Having a bunch of maneating mercs would go bad with them.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4LSuQ01LBE&feature=youtu.be
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>>55172035
>haha more rats
Darren should drive a truck into the PR department.
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>>55171832
Is Queek a good husbando?
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>>55172023
They're debauched and cruel as fuck. Infamously so.
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>>55172023
Given one of the most notable mercenaries ever is Golgfag Maneater (to the point Ogre mercenaries are now collectively called Maneaters), it's probably just business as usual. Granted, Golgfag thinks the name is a misnomer since he doesn't particularly care what or who he eats.
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>>55172095
He is good food for cold ones.
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>>55171597
There's no real physical difference, no. There was a short story where a high elf that had been taken captive by Druchii managed to take parts of their uniforms and armor during an escape. He made it to Arheim, but was shot by a guard patrol before he could warn of the impending attack. Even when they looked more closely at his corpse, they thought he was just a Druchii outcast.
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>>55172111
Thats pretty much every other faction in warhammer. Considering that humans don't generally eat other humans in warhammer fantasy, turning a bunch of desert dwellers into cannibal condoners seems pretty rash.
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>>55171690
Meh, I prefer tsunderes to this nonsense which would make high elves the better option.
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>>55172210
>I prefer tsunderes
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>>55172210
>implying a sorceress waifu isn't going to be tsundere
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>>55172248
To this nonsense. Learn to read.

>>55172269
Hotdog in the hallway.
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>>55172296

>preferring it to anything
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>>55171832
Wait until she puts the mask away and you see the regular manface.
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>>55172320
>he doesn't want a strong jaw to raise healthy children with.
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>>55172320
She is alright.
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>>55171776
I don't think Morathi ever looked like this.
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>>55172157
Arabyan fluff is pretty spotty, and mostly told from the perspective of non-Arabyans. They were a throwaway faction, to the point that in the Khemri Campaign for Mordheim, some tribes were named the Northern Fuzzy Wuzzies and the Al'Rahem, and the Tomb King book had the Oasis of 1000 Camels. At least there was no Carbombya.

Perhaps the most comprehensive expansion for them was in Relics of the Crusades. Granted it was a fan expansion that was published by GW on Specialist Games, so ymmv. Religion in Araby ranges from orthodox (Ghutan) to secular (Dimashque), and only cursed Revenants are cannibals.
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>>55172392
so pretty much outcastes and ghouls are cannibals, same as bretonnia and the empire.
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>>55172345
That's almost a comical depiction of an Asrai.
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>>55172312
>loves you more than you ever possibly hope to even comprehend
>despite her shame about it
>despite the ever hastening time when you'll leave her forever
>with grief and anxiety unimaginable despite the great desire to be with you
Only topped by eldar who love you so much it can kill them.
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>>55172415
yeah, freeze frame animations look strange.
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>>55172427
Both is cancer.
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>>55172157
I mean, they do freely enslave daemons to their wills a la chaos dwarfs.
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>>55172350
>>55171776
Yeah, that's a random sorceress from Age of Reckoning.
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>>55172454
so are you.

>>55172464
which has more to do with the geography of araby and the winds of magic becoming relatively stagnant pools. Araby is full of prosperous trading cities on the coast. Every other faction that engages in trade has a strict no-no on cannibalism.
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>>55172414
More or less. Magic is also slightly more circumspect, since they don't have the College of Magic, Teclis being a tutor and all that. That, and the winds of magic are more diffuse and blow weaker. Wizards either resort to binding spirits in objects, hedge magic, or training at the Isle of Sorcerers, though the magic regimen isn't anywhere as codified as in The Empire.

Arabyan magic tends to be more Elemental in nature (the Arabyan Tomb Raiders could have a Elementalist), though they do have some alchemical options too. Fire Siphons and Naptha are options.
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>>55172517
Still, they and the norsemen are the only ones making half demon babies.
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>>55172529
>half demon
bretonnian pls post proofs/
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>>55172542
Hey if Be'lacuck went around siring and mothering children so can any other daemon.
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>>55170081
>Thread immediately dies
Heh.
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Still no sfm porn?
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>>55172903
No one ripped models from TWW.
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>>55173012
[Uncomfortably erotic Kerillian wimpers]
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>>55172903
Sorry Macha, you'll just have to stick to writing your own fiction where a wood elf waywatcher is captured by swole gors and mercilessly bred over and over.
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>>55172903
Even if there were good models to rip, I doubt they'd look all that great nude since they're generally covered in layers of armor and attempts to work around that might look crude. Then again, the internet always continues to surprise me.
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So technically a Strigoi can take the Blood Gift 'pass for human.' Just how would that even work?
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>>55173497
They're probably still monstrous, but not so much so that they can't wear a cape and just look like some burly hobo or something like that. Or maybe they're some rare Strigoi that didn't get obsessively hunted by other vampires and humans, and managed to keep his human-ness.
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>>55173522
Like this?
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>whfb general is a dead general where people only talk about porn and whine about age of Sigmar
holy shit lol
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>>55173891
That's necrarch or Mannfred von Shitstain.
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>>55173917
We also talk about video games a lot.
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>>55173917
>>55173166
>>55173012
>>55172903
>Oh look a WHFB thread that isn't dead
>Degeneracy
Fuck man, you all changed my mind. RIP Whfb. Round bases it is.

Sort yourself out neckbeards.
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>>55173497
Strigori devolve over time. Initially they can pass for a fairly normal looking human

A early-onset Strigori probably looks like pic related
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>>55173012
I'm also dearly hoping that Vermintide 2 will lead us to a second Golden Age of elf rape and skaven on skaven smut
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>>55173986
>hipster retard playing an outdated game and being bitter about new releases calling anyone a neckbeard
Stop projecting your faults on other people dummy
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Asked about this last thread before archive.

I'm looking for houserules or making my own in order to convert henchmen in Mordheim into more heroes, similar to how Necromunda gangs work.

Can anybody see any issues this may cause other than the exploration dice. Tweaking stats of some henchmen to make them heroes is entirely within the realm of possibility.
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>>55173986
>/pol/ triggered by one of my posts
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>>55174056
The only smut Vermintide has is gross and bizarre. I don't think we want more.
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>>55173917
>wanting to cuddle with an elfu
>degenerate
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>>55174477
>touching one of the lesser races
>not pure degeneracy
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>>55174555
Not stopping me from handholding.
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>TWW1 had four DLC extra factions, though Norsca wasn't planned from the beginning
>we can now expect more in 2 and 3
>https://pcgamesn.com/total-war-warhammer-ii/total-war-warhammer-kislev-araby-chaos-dwarfs-dogs-of-war

Which literally who factions are you fags hoping for? I want muh Kislev and Dogs of War at some point.
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>>55174593
I'm hoping for an industry crash so that they stop piling DLC after DLC.
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>>55174585
An axe to the face has incredible stopping power.
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>>55174593

TOMB
FUCKING
KINGS
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>>55174618

Cmon on Anon, you gotta be a bit realistic with your dreams.
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>>55174645

You should be glad then, since they'll be getting 4 LLs instead of those lame minicampaigns that came with them in the past, and hopefully more complete rosters.
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>>55174628
Wretched Ulthuani knaves, no respect for kegh-mon.
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>>55174618
>industry crash
>niche games being affected.
Lmao, CA makes a profit for SEGA.
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>>55174628
You know what trumps axe to face?
Lots of pointy things at range. Even with Hercules ripoff pelts some have got to get through your squishy t3.
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Which WFB editions are good, and which ones are bad, and for what reasons?
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its been over 2 years since we got axed
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>>55175040
At least we got a few little things coming out here and there.
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>>55175057
yeah we got a ton of good video games.

I hope AoS was worth it gw
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>>55175040
All things have to come to an end anon.
Even if AoS was entirely unnecessary.
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Flustered princess waifus soon.
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>>55175257
>boob plate
Fool me once, I'm mad.
Won't let you fool me twice.
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>>55174720
Aw, I liked the minicampaigns...
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>>55175306
I really loved the attention to detail in the elf one. It's also gun to play it as dwarves, there's nothing better than burning down all of Athel Loren.
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>>55175354
I liked the Drakwald one too, even if I didn't get a very good look at it because of how I played through it in an afternoon.
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>>55175354
>burn down Loren
>elves have to move to Laurelorn
>need to stop being dicks to be allowed to pass
>Laurelorn becomes an official province because otherwise Franz sends fucking rockets and fire
>elves just want to chill out innawoods but the empire keeps forcing them to help out with the constant evil within it
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>>55175302
Waifuism degrades everything.
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>>55175396
It's all we got left.
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Have any tips for a WHFB newfriend starting a Vampire Counts army?
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>>55175396
lucky that we are playing a deprecated setting then
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>>55175616
Mantic is your friend.
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>>55175616
Oy vey... why play vampire counts?
Sell those old, dusty models and get some New Stormcast Eternals instead!
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>>55175697
>dies to goblins since everything wounds at a fixed value
Ehh.
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Gotta love modders eh?
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>>55175749
read his "2cool" rule bro
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>>55175697
If I wanted to play stormfags I'd have stapled some dildos to my head by now.
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>>55172296
Well nigga, if a druchii sorceress makes your dick feel like a hotdog in a hallway then maybe you should stop having such a tiny dick.
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>>55175771
What, you don't like $60 dollar troop boxes for 10 guys?
It's so cheap.
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>>55175833
Dark elf, they rape and murder everyone and everything. She's probably gotten mounted by her cold one.
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>>55175843
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>>55175616
Pick a theme and stick with it, especially when just starting.
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>>55175757

What mod my man?
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So with the ally rules, in a 2000 point game, would it be legal to use two 1000 point armies?
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>>55175866
>She's probably gotten mounted by her cold one
>I say this as though it is a bad thing

They're more open to sex and romance with humans than high elves would be. You'd be lucky to find a high elf that wasn't actually physically repulsed by your attempts to seduce them, let alone one who would be into it.
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So I have around 20,000 points of Lizardmen that I'm collected over the years. I have all of the releases for 5th and 6th edition and was working on the 7th when I stopped for real life reasons.

The Warhammer bug has struck me again and while I finish what remains for Lizardmen 7th edition models I wanted to build an antagonistic force.

So I narrowed it down to either the Dark Elves, Skaven or Chaos Demons. I'm looking to build at least 5,000 point army. Which would you recommend?
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>>55175942
Just dump your anime fap folder, no need to attach some flavor text to it.
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>>55175757
>fighting Vampire Counts with halberd and handgun spam

But why?
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>>55175917
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Total_War:_WARHAMMER#.2Ftg.2F_Approved_mods

The first overhaul mod. It adds a bunch of new legendary lords and heroes to the game. Just read the instructions.
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>>55176023
>They're more open to sex and romance with humans than high elves would be
Correction, they're more open to castration and cuckoldry. Not even among themselves does shit like romance actually exist.

>>55176050
Daemons, that's just thematic.
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>>55176065
there are mods that make the handguns actually behave like handguns and have massive burst damage, and I am stacking armor buffs on all my troops. My halberds have 86 armor compared to 30 for other empire factions.
Balty gelt's army is basically fully clad in plate.
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>>55176050
Well i would personaly recommend Daemons being the great enemy and all that.
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>>55176076
hence the entire thing about helping a sorceress through her addiction and she slowly falls in love with you/your self insert over time. Sex between druchii is more of a powerplay, not a sharing and bonding experience like the high elves or humans.
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>>55176060
There is a time and place for that.
Now it's neither.
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>>55176130
Then it's a good time to delete your pic.
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>>55175757
What mod?
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>>55176177
see >>55176068
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>>55176152
Elves are on topic.
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>>55176129
Sacrifing lore for self-insertion power fantasies was a mistake.
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>>55176076
>Not even among themselves does shit like romance actually exist

Well that's just not even true. I am not sure why this needs a reminder, but druchii society still has to function on some level. Romance may be a stretch, but they don't literally plot and scheme 24/7 to betray and mutilate everyone around them.
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>>55176218
>they don't literally plot and scheme 24/7 to betray and mutilate everyone around them
Pretty sure they do.
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>>55176189
>anime "elf" masturbator posting non-elves
>again
But what do you care about elves.
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>>55176204
>muh lore.
We know that druchii society is geared towards being a dick towards each other.
We also know that there are no significant physiological differences between elves.
We also know that elves feel things more keenly than humans.

Finally Urian's brother's squeeze asks him if they will have a life together after malekith wins. He thinks that its just morathi's mind game and brushes her off.
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>>55176096
I always take cannon'n'cav when I fight VC. Cannons to snipe off mortis engines or corpse carts and cav to outmaneuver. Demigryphs with halberds shit on their cavalry and a solid greatsword line will beat anything short of the sternsmen in a straight up infantry vs infantry fight.

Of course I play it unmodded so this isn't the most productive conversation.
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>>55175942
I don't believe so.
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>>55176287
And now get your human self-insert out of this.
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>>55173891
I had an anon once say so, yes. Especially with the claws and ears, it seems reasonable, and Count Orlok barely managed to pass off as human himself.
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>>55176218
>Romance may be a stretch

It's really not. A chick has it for Malus Darkblade so badly that after he betrays her in a fit of his typical autistic rage, she goes to literally the most extreme lengths to pay him back.

Even Malus himself does something purely for someone else...once.
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>>55176254
Because elves are an integral part of the warhammer setting, are known to be attractive to everyone and we like attractive people?
>>55176300
I enjoy building thematic armies Since I was playing as nuln, I kept a heavy dakka army to play the game. My badlands patrolling army is significantly moer lightly equipped and has a lot more traditional and lower grade troops.

If you are powergaming you are playing the game wrong IMO.

Here, have theodore bruckner standing with his bodyguard of Greatswords.
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>>55176315
Make me.
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>>55176237
Can you provide some evidence? Because, again, they have a functioning society with traders and civilians as well as a structured military. These things simply cannot exist in the borderline anarchy that would be "literally everyone trying to kill everyone else just because lol".

Sure, they're skaven-lite, betrayals and upsets of power would be common, but saying it's literally everyone literally always is ridiculous.
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So as far as Cavalry in the lore power-tier, do I have it right like this:

1. Blood Knights
2. Bretonnian Knights
3. Reiksguard
4. Everyone else
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>>55176254
I care about Elves. Especially the ones that won't shoot me on sight.
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>>55176390
the reiksguard would be better trained and equipped than 90% of bretonnian cavalry.
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Why is this allowed? Remove Vlad from premises.
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>>55176358
I'm sorry that I enjoy winning and getting better at the game, anon. I'll stop playing wrong immediately.
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>>55176373
>they have a functioning society with traders and civilians as well as a structured military. These things simply cannot exist in the borderline anarchy that would be "literally everyone trying to kill everyone else just because lol"
Pretty sure the skaven show that yes, you can.
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>>55176411

The mounted yeomanry, sure, but the actual noble knights?

Naw.
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>>55176426
The skaven are literal cartoon villains. Nothing they do has to make sense.
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>>55176373
I mean, re: the Malus series, dark elves explicitly do feel warm emotions and are capable of altruistic behavior, they just guard both very, very closely. Sounds pretty miserable.
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>>55176425
Like I said, in my opinion.


I wonder how outriders do it.
Screening an army from giant spiders must make for a great story to tell your grandkids
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>>55176441
How is that any different than dark elves who take Bathory blood baths to rejuvenate?
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>>55176430
>better arned and armored
>best of the empire
>trained to preserve the emperor's life
>not randomly destroyed in an autistic crusade.
duty is to emperor not some watery tart
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>>55176463
Because it's the difference between one piece of lore for one unit in the dark elf army book and the literal aesthetic and theme of the entire army.
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>>55175306
I found it interesting how they'd sometimes include factions that weren't present in the main game, and the fact that the minicampaign maps were smaller in scope meant they could include detail that wouldn't be in the main game.

I kind of wish they were going to happen in the New World just because there's a lot of unhappiness about how the campaign map doesn't quite fit the lore, and having more detailed maps in some areas could assuage those fears.
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>>55176425

Making fun formations is fun
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>>55176485
>more pricey than inner circle knights for the same statline just for stubborn
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>>55176390
I'd replace 'Bretonnian Knights' with specifically 'Grail Knights.'

It's unfair to compare two specific elite groups - the Blood Knights and the Reiksguard - to all of Bretonnia's knights and their varying levels of skill and training.
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>he plays a nonhuman faction
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With the correct buffs and choices nuln troops are almost as armored as dwarf infantry.
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forest goblin DABBING!
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I think GW should have ended WFB completely, and not made AoS its literal as well as spirtual successor. I'm not saying AoS shouldn't exist, but it could have existed without having related to WFB at all.

From a story perspective, it is far more pleasing to have everything from WFB be completely gone and destroyed. It fits with the fatalism present throughout the entire setting, the sense that all that can be done is stave off an eventual end and die well when it comes. And it would have meant that AoS wasn't chained to ideas it took from WFB.
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>>55176415

Isn't Vlad literally the strongest single unit in the game? Your fault for not targeting him first my man, ESPECIALLY since he's undead, and their armies crumble once the lord's gone.
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>>55176675
>I'm not saying AoS shouldn't exist
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>>55176686
karl on deathclaw will do a number on him due to knockback.
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>>55176686
I do find it weird how sometimes, with enough losses, an entire army will just start crumbling or routing, but on other occasions it seems like that doesn't come into play and you can easily fight to the last man. What gives?
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Do I buy TWW1 on sale or TWW2?
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>>55176708
I don't like AoS, but other people like it and GW was probably going to make something like it anyway. And I think I could have grudgingly liked it if it hadn't bastardized huge chunks of the setting I enjoyed.

If GW hadn't made AoS and kept WFB, great. If they hadn't made AoS and just killed off WFB to focus on 40k, okay. But neither of those were likely to happen.
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>>55176735

acquire 1 illicitly, purchase 2. then pirate the DLC
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>>55176735
depends on who you wanna play?
You need to own 1 to play the combined campaign map on 2.
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>>55176718
Depends on the units you're fighting with and against, how quickly the battle turned against you, whether your general or another leadership aura is alive, and what the units you have left fought previously in the battle.

A relatively fresh unit that only took on some dogs and maybe some fleeing units will be more resistant to army losses than the unit of swordsmen who took artillery fire, survived elite units, and are down to half strength.
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>>55176415
Emperor Vlad to you.
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>>55176735

TWW1 is obviously cheaper and now feels much more complete and the campaign more "alive" than it was on launch. There's also a bunch of mods now. Downside is the fact that it currently has a bunch of bugs that we're still waiting for a fix for. And if you want (more) complete rosters for Undead, Empire, Dwarfs and Greenskins, you need two DLC packs (G&G and K&W). I'd say 1 unless you really, really want the races in the second game.
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>>55171062
Any more information on 4e WFRP other than "2e ish"?
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>>55171062
Wots fer brekfast, warboss?
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>vlad's bisexual
when will the SJWs be stopped, /tg/?
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>>55176811
Das not how you hold it you git!
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>>55176820

>vlad's bisexual

?
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Marius at it again lads.
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>>55176844

The absolute madman.
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>>55176820
There are some examples, like Fantasy Flight Games losing their 40k license
>female guardsmen
Not Grimdark
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>>55176883

WE
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>>55176883
I don't really like the 'everything is a skull' thing the Kangz do. I wish their buried empire was a super-neurotic glorification of their living mortality that they cherished so much.
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Would you fuck a skaven if it meant getting away with your life, wfg?
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>>55176820
Show me the evidence of this claim you are probably only using for shitposting. That Vlad regularly fucks Averland?
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>>55176911

WUZ
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>>55176735
Depends on if you're planning to buy the DLC as well.
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>>55176934
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
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>>55176944

KANGZ
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>>55176946
That's getting pirated.
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>>55176883

>>55176924
I think it's a fitting irony. In life, they were obsessed with death. In undeath, they crave the life they once had. Their living mortality was focused on death, so to focus on the past would be to focus on the present, which becomes yet again the longing for the past, ad infinitum.
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>>55176968
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>>55176938
>averland
>male
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>>55176986
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>>55176977
Thanks for the nice bret vs kangz art
>>55176986
>>55176968
>>55176944
>>55176911
thanks for the art based kangz poster
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>>55176972
You need DLC to play online without sucking, so just pirate it.
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>>55177000
Hey, why are Averlanders so easily manipulated by politicians? Because they're fucking sheep.
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>>55177005

>>55177028

np brah
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>>55177042
That norscan went to the bone zone and got boned
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>>55176050
Skaven vs Lizardmen is perfectly thematic, especially if you're doing a Sotek-themed army.
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>>55176390
If we count Blood Knights, which are just units consisting of Blood Dragons, who are hero-level characters, we should include other knightly characters as well. Then it would go something like:

1. Blood Dragon Lord
2. Chaos Lord
3. Grand Master of a Knightly Order
4. Grail Knight Lord
5. some elf ponce
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>>55177034
Hey why are Nekeharans so easily manipulated by Tomb Kings? Because they're fucking skeletons!
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>>55177077
Hey come on my joke was great and you know it.
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>>55177094
It was good, I should have made a boner joke
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>a vampire lady and a human guy falling in love isn't exactly common but neither is it impossible
>waifufags go on and on about fucking elves instead

Really stimulates my neurons.
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I'm really sad that these came into the game so late. Of all the 'stupid huge things' later editions included, these were honestly beautiful.
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>>55177117
Is fucking elves impossible? I'm not even talking making babies, just the fucking part.
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>>55176964

Not even a Stormvermin?
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>>55177150
no its just autistic dwarfs.
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I bet (((they))) did this
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>>55176068
Didn't know it added new events as well
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>>55177190
yeah, Crynsos adds a bunch of stuff every time he updates the mod. I was pleasantly surprised when he split tilea and estalia without telling me.
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Dwarf women > Elf women
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>>55177117
>barren womb
Ech.
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>>55177215
If you're gay and want to hide it, they make excellent beards.
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>>55177184

SOON
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>>55177150
>Is fucking elves impossible?
I will headcanon it.
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>>55177150
What, don't they have vaginas? Assholes? I know they have mouths.
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>>55177254
Sorry mang, it's canon.
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>>55177228
Is the Conan look-alike on this picture some random dude or someone in particular?
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>>55177117
>the dance of death between a Lahmian lady and the hunter that is trying to stake her
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>>55177215

If you like shortstacks, I guess I could see the appeal
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>>55177268
Half-elves are so rare, they might as well not exist. That elves and humans never touch each other is more plausible than Bretonnians having the best navy in the old word. Much easier to headcanon.
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>>55176934
Maybe but he would have to take a bath first.
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>>55177271
He's a big guy
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>>55177271

The picture is from some book and I guess that is the main character. Can't remember what the name was though.
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>>55177314
But they exist, and the Bretonnian navy isn't bound by the laws of stupidity that govern the ground forces.
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>>55177331
For you.
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>>55177354
they also don't even have the infrastructure for well maintained artillery. Bretonnia is a meme faction that should be anschlussed ASAP
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>>55177354
>But they exist
And as I said, they are insignificant. They do nothing, have no good reason to be there, fulfill no important role in the lore. Make them go poof, and nothing would change. My headcanon is barely an attack on the general lore.
>and the Bretonnian navy isn't bound by the laws of stupidity that govern the ground forces
We have around 80 posts left to, again, try to make sense out of how the Bretonnians apparently are an entirely different culture as soon as they put their foot on a ship. Go.
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>>55177303
Judging by this picture, dwarf women have no legs.
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>>55177314
>it's obvious to just about everyone that's not a Bretonnian that the Fay Enchantress is an elf
>the only reason that the Bretonnians don't know is the weak excuse that most of Bretonnia has never seen an elf
>no Bretonnian has ever travelled abroad, or an Imperial has never come in and gone 'that's a knife-ear'

That's the shit that grinds my gears, more than any hyperbole about the Bretonnian navy. You think it'd be easy enough to have the Fay Enchantress have a glamour and it least make the Bretonnians seem sane.
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>>55177411
The lady said so. It's all those horsehicks need to hear.
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>>55176544
A mini campaign for the New World would have been cool. Something like the one for Medieval 2 TW where you play as Spain or the Mesoamericans.
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>>55177411
Because Bretonnians can't do the normal knightly shit on boats, unless they have pegasi. Arguably naval combat can't be all that chivalrous anyway.

Because keeping their navy up-to-date with the latest advances, when they have a long coastline and plenty of threats from pirates, Norscans and Dark Elves, is critical. They don't have to be the equals of the Empire or High Elves, and they can be cruder than both in some ways, just not still relying on medieval cogs and archers.

Because some nobles, especially in Bordelaux, believe that the Lady's powers are limited to the land, not the sea. This especially makes sense when you consider how many Bretonnians consider the Lady something of a spirit of Bretonnia itself.
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Why would a Kithband Warrior hang out with a non-elf party?
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>>55177499
Because.
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>>55177499
Using them as a means to pursue something that has threatened their home.

Their journeys could also lead them to gain favor in the political courts of a human province, so they can negotiate things in the favors of the elves because they likely helped the humans in some manner or another.
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>>55177499
Taking the fight to more distant enemies or threats of their homelands? Wanderlust, wanting to see the world outside their tiny enclaves? They've lost their kin and have nothing to go back to?
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>>55176934
>get killed right away or catch Grey Ague or some shit and die in a week
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>>55176986
Are there just massive horses in Khemri or is that some kind of magic fuckery?
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>>55177499
-Exiled for a crime.
-Self-exiled over an obsession.
-Young and curious about the world beyond the boughs.
-Trying to find a missing friend/family member/lover.
-Following prophetic dreams.
-Just a restless, adventurous type.
-Last survivor of a destroyed kithband.
-Seeking revenge for an offense done to him or his kin.
-Trying to find a lost item of value to him or his kin.
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>>55171981
>>55172111
>Arabyans
Source? Not saying it's not true, but like many Warhammer fans, I haven't seen much fluff on them outside the WFRP books.

Not to mention we've had someone around here the last while that spergs out completely at their mention because "hurr muslims!", even though being a fantasy culture loosely based on the real arabia.
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>>55176934
If I was desperate enough, but I can't really see Skaven ever having a desire for humans. Their females are bloated blobs that might as well be a cloning vat to fap into, so they won't see what makes human females so attractive, and vice versa. Similarly, there's no reason they'd really find human males particularly attractive - even if their females weren't little more than breeding sponges, what would be considered attractive in a skaven would likely revolve around completely different points.

I am a sick man and scared of death, but I don't think fucking a skaven would ever save me from it.
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>>55177798
>Their females are bloated blobs that might as well be a cloning vat to fap into, so they won't see what makes human females so attractive, and vice versa
>And vice versa
Someone hasn't been to /d/
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I'm looking to buy some bits and as such I'm searching for reliable bitstores online. I've come across www.bitsandkits.co.uk which have much of what I was looking for. However I've not done business with them earlier and such have no idea if they could be considered reliable or not. Have anyone here bought something from them and if so what was your experience? If anyone have any other site they'd recommend please let me know!
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Where can I buy old warhammer armies online? I want Ogres and Lizardmen saved up a huge amount.
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>>55177789
See >>55172392
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>>55177991
Ebay always works
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>>55177798
What the fuck-fuck!
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>>55176934
BY SIGMAR NO
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>>55176938
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Von_Carstein#Mannfred

>Mannfred Von Carstein was sired by Vlad himself and it is implied that Vlad sired him in the days before his arrival at Drakenhof and marriage to Isabella (it is also implied they may have shared a relationship before Vlad married Isabella).

In addition, there was a loading screen in TW:W where Mannfred comments on it. Can't find it now, of course.
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>>55177184
>>55177251
>hahaha, Skaven are Jews!
>hahaha, Dwarfs are Jews!
>hahaha, Marienburg are Jews!
>hahaha, Goblins are Jews!
>hahaha, Ogres are Jews!
>hahaha, Lahmians are Jews!

This dumb meme never ends
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Can I use Age of Sigmar units like the Bonegrinder Giant in WHFB??
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>>55176934
ASININE MORTAL!
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>>55176735
Supposedly, TWW2 will only have Skaven, High Elves, Lizardmen, and Dark Elves as initially playable.

If you want to play the other factions (Empire, Chaos, Bretonnia, Beastmen, Greenskins, Dwarfs, Vampires, and Wood Elves) before any DLC you need the first game on your comp/steam account
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>>55178157
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>>55176545
outflanking the comp on this map is always so easy
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Do TK have some sort of respawn mechanism or do they stay broken on "death" (thus meaning they have no way to replace losses)?

How accurately does TW:W model the tactics/playstyles of the various factions from their tabletop versions? Are there any notable mechanics that don't translate over properly?

I've heard some fantasy players like to grognard over 6e being the best edition. Can someone elaborate on that for me?
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>>55178157
Bonegrinder giant yeah, but avoid the sort of sci fi units in sigmar.
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>>55178153
they all share a few jew qualities (like hording money, having a big nose, or scheming) but none have them all
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>>55178136
Wikipedia is not a source, where are they getting that?
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>>55178136
You realize that the Blood Kiss does not necessarily mean sex, and the 'love' that Mannfred refers to could easily be paternal love? If Vlad loved Mannfred in a romantic sense, why would he ever marry or fall for Isabella?
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Any stories of playing a tabletop RPG set in the Warhammer Fantasy universe? Personally, I don't think the setting (as much as I like it) lends itself well to traditional tabletop, as the strict (relatively speaking) separation of high elves from humans, undead from dwarfs, etc would make it difficult to justify the diversity you normally see in your average DnD party. But I'm curious if anyone's tried it regardless.
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>>55178318
High Elves are Jews because tehy have highest IQs and everyone is jelly of it
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>>55178409
They wear stupid hats, too. It all checks out.
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>>55178054
I legitimately think their work is good and would like to see more if you have any. It's surprisingly expressive without going for the Disney face most people mock with that sort of art. It's also probably the only Skaven fanart I know of, most people just preferring the official material.
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>>55178318
Everyone knows:
Skaven are jews (hoarding warp stone/jewgold, noses, scheming, backstabbing, etc)

Orcs are black people (language/ebonics, fighting, etc)

Tau are Asian (duh)

Brets are frenchies

Old chaos was Nords
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>>55178390
Your mistake, my friend, is in assuming that all the factions need equal representation on the tabletop (some are just 'baddies' or other NPCs), and that all RPGs require a level of diversity of race like D&D.

WHRP runs with the idea of the universe being grimdark and interactions between most races being limited. It's not the high fantasy setting D&D usually is.
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>>55178427
>Orcs are black people
>Speak with an exaggerated low-class English accent
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>>55178418
>haha, elves stupid hats!!!
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>>55178456
>There are no black people in England
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>>55178427
Are Jews also the most numerous race on the planet that rely on sheer numbers?

No?

Maybe stop letting /pol/ start infect everything
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>>55178365
>If Vlad loved Mannfred in a romantic sense, why would he ever marry or fall for Isabella?

Vampires fall out of love just like mortals.
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>>55177354
The Manowar Bretonnian navy should be forgotten, it's from a different time.
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>>55174593
K U R G A N
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>>55177414
In the 5th edition there was no connection between Bretonnians and Wood Elves, just disregard the 6th edition.
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>>55178427
And Chaos Dwarves are those damnable Babylonians!

What I am facetiously trying to say is that because it is a fantasy setting set in a different timeperiod, it's rather silly trying to look at everything with modern racial stereotypes. Do you treat Star Trek that way?
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>>55178153
Jews???
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>>55178518
5th is almost disgustingly bright though. 6th may have used cheap gimmicks to get in the grimdark, but at least it feels like Bretonnia fits in the setting more.
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>>55174628
Why is a high elf killing imperials?
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>>55178463

"black people" implies a group of people including non-englisch black people as well; therefore, assuming you were being as specific as you intended to be, I had no reason to assume you meant only english black people. The stereotypes associated with black people as a whole do not include english accents.
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>>55178157
The Bonegrinder Giant is a Forge World unit for Warriors of Chaos and Legions of Azgorh.
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>>55178462
Fuckin' majestic.
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>>55178563

>caste system set up by elven goddess to groom humans she finds most agreeable into being her ideal subjects
>bright, happy lore
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>>55178473
What's that shield emblem?
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>>55178578
>Game made in England has English accents, man surprised
>Man also fails to understand that there are multiple Anons
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>>55178605
That's the 6th edition fluff.
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>>55178590
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>>55178353
>>55178365

You guys know where the loading screens are stored in the Total War:Warhammer folder? I'll see if I can find the one quote I'm talking about. Also

>why would he ever marry Isabella
>why do people get divorced
>why do people cheat on or leave their partners ever
C'mon son
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>>55178453
>>55178453

Right, but I imagine setting up a party would be a nightmare.
>"I wanna make a slayer!"
>"fuck yeah me too"
>"uh guys I wanted to make a Druchii corsair"
>"well, i wrote a campaign for fighting Norscans"
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>>55178647
>"He may not have loved me the most, that honor goes to Isabella. But he loved me the longest."
Is the paraphrase I think you've been aiming for
I'm pretty sure you can "love" your autistic bald vampire "son" without it being sexual though, and there's no clear understanding on how vampirism is exactly transferred so it doesn't have to be that sort of intimate
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>>55176411
but they don't have ZE LADY
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>>55178720
>>55178720

bruh
when you're talking about someone's lover, especially someone who is especially known for being that person's lover, you don't say "well they loved me the longest" without implying romantic intimacy
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>>55178720
I shouldn't be surprised that people here think that love is all about fucking. That's what half the boards are about.
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>>55178749
Mannfred was literally alive and knew vlad longer than isabella is the point
so he spent time taking the varghulf for walks together and whatnot
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>>55176820
Vampires have been lewd bisexuals since 19th century fiction, anon. This is hardly a new SJW thing.
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>>55178749
I realize that /d/ may make this hard for you to understand, but when a guy talks about his adoptive dad's love for him and his adoptive mother it doesn't automatically mean they assfucked.
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>>55178676
Think of it like WoW. You wouldn't make a Orc if everyone else was playing Alliance members, would you?

Or, more likely, you'd argue with the GM and your fellow players about how to include the Druchii - maybe the other humans assume they're some sort of wood or high elf, and the corsair enjoys having disposable meatshields so they keep up the pretense.
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>>55178749
He's not talking about Isabella - he's talking about Vlad, specifically who Vlad loved - or cared for - the most. He considers himself Vlad's firstborn son and his proper heir and perhaps equal, even if Isabella has recently eclipsed him.

Also, poor Konrad. He's not even getting a mention in TWW. Though I guess you could take Vlad's head, color the hair black, and put it on the Red Duke and get about the same thing...
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>>55178828
>He's not even getting a mention in TWW

I think he has a loading screen quote. Not much but it's there.
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>>55178777

I know, desu I wanted to talk about it but expected it to go ignored unless i spiced my post up with something controversial

>>55178781
>homosexual relationship
>/d/ material
hmm
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>>55178848
>"Konrad.. Is.. Betrayed.."
(Konrad Von Carstein, last words)

The other quote is something to the effect of "It appears I'm not as dead as you had previously thought", so who really knows
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>>55178676
But anon, you roll for your career. The idea is to play as a ragtag bunch of misfits brought together by circumstance.
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>>55178288
6e was before Matt Ward Daemons, and its also when White Dwarf did awesome articles for stuff like variant armies. It's also the edition the General's Compendium was written for.
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>>55178720
>and there's no clear understanding on how vampirism is exactly transferred

You drain a person just to the point of death, then feed them your own blood.
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>>55178288
I'm no tabletop player, but one thing that I know of is how the Bretonnians had rules about their Peasants taking leadership from knights within a certain distance - not just the aura you get from Lords in TWW. Which meant they could be really easily broken without some knights within a certain distance to keep an eye on them.
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>>55178288
>How accurately does TW:W model the tactics/playstyles of the various factions from their tabletop versions?

It doesn't. The underlying mechanics are more total war than they are warhammer for the most part. That said, they get the flavor down really well.
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>tfw playing as wood elves in TWW
>hide whole army in trees
>let hawk riders and forest dragons kill all enemy archers, enemy commander, enemy artillery, and generally any unit that's a little bit farther away from the main bulk of the infantry
>once they run out of ammo, reveal scouts with dem swiftshiver shards
>enemy approaches line, treemen and treekin counter their heaviest units' charge with their own
>scouts shoot at flanks/retreat while firing, flying crew provides support where it's needed

These are the easiest battles I've fought, bar none. OP as shit against undead especially.
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>>55177059
>"When I find the bastard who nicked my skull, I swear..."
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>>55177117
What about someone who was turned into a vampire against their will? Would they end up all superior and everything as well?
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>>55178557
shekels in ancient times weren't just a Jewish thing. Also used by Persians, Parthians, and even the Greeks for a period
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>>55177184
Ooh, what mod is this from?

Apologies if you've already answered this question.
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>>55178615
that's specific style of six pointed star (interlocking lines as opposed to overlaying) actually has a Muslim origins, used by Barbary pirates back in the day.

Also appears in Hindu shit.
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>No Konrad in TW:W

REEE
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>>55179169
yeah but the physical mechanics are deliberately obfuscated was what I was going for, I guess
The vampire blood, if it is in fact blood, overtakes the body of the person in question undoubtedly
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>>55179513
So if you drain a vampire of blood and put in human blood it turns human?
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>>55179412
If Black Library counts, Ulrika became a cunt in the end.
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>>55179574
That bites, no pun intended. Is the deal that you take on the mindset of the person who "sired" you, or something?
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>>55179277
>tfw ranged units break the enemy's infantry charge five feet before they reach your lines
>tfw they rally and it happens again
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>>55179277
They're real frustrating to fight against, in my experience. You practically need a heavy dose of cavalry just to actually have a chance of catching up to their archers, and even then it becomes a bloody slog. I'm not honestly sure how to nerf them without fucking up their feel as a faction.
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>>55176867
>implying that there were never female guardsman before SJW's were a thing
Fuck off.
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>>55179596
No, Warhammer vampires are just evil.
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>>55179857
What if they never wanted to be a vampire in the first place? If they hated everything that came with being a vampire?
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>>55179896
The problem is that vampires in Warhammer are something like Dhar conduits - Dhar flows in and out of them like blood through a body. No matter what, as a vampire you will be corrupted by that sort of darkness passing through you and your soul, like how a mortal's mind could be so twisted.

Though there is one point in the lore where Ushoran used turning an Empire noble into a Strigoi as a punishment (or a threat thereof, I can't remember) for attacking Strigany.
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>>55179993
Is that some Josh Reynolds stuff? Because in official fluff Ushoran died before the Empire even existed.
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>>55176076
>>55176112

What sort of Demons would suffice? Any particular God I should use the demons for?

>>55177068
Its not a Sotek themed army but rather a Chotec themed army
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>>55180203
I suppose Tzeentch? I imagine he'd be the one most eager to mess with their Great Plan.
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>>55180203
Chaos undivided.
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>>55178563
I prefer a mix of the two. 6th grimdarkness exists, but the Bretonnians aren't a patsy of the wood elves any more than the Empire is a patsy of the Dwarfs.

My own theory: the Lady of the Lake was a woodland lake spirit before she was "discovered" by the Bretonnians. She made the deal she did with Gilles and the other Grail Companions to keep her lake from being defiled. Her appearance as a Lady appealed to their chivalrous natures (it's canon that a lot of the knightly trappings existed back then, there was just no religious components or unified nation to back them up) and so they really ran with it. Their huge success and her powers gave their armies the same faith, and said woodland spirit transformed over the course of battles of Unification into a spirit of all the lands and the ideals which the knights held most dear.

The Wood Elves probably have a bit of a "Bitch, we knew you before you were famous" attitude towards her, but the arrangement is unquestionably beneficial to them. Their borders are protected, the Bretonnians treat the forest with all due reverence, and the Wood Elves even get reinforced by the Bretonnians occasionally. About the only concession the Asrai have to make is fulfilling the function of Witch Hunters in the Empire: handling the problem of magic-wielders who could be vectors for chaos and corruption. The males are kept and trained as super grail knights to help protect the forest and occasionally Bretonnia itself, in times of great need, while the girls go back out into the realm to act as the Lady's priestesses and magic support for Bretonnian armies.

Oh, and the taxes are still grindingly bad for peasants, but it's not fucking 90%. Because then literally everyone would starve.
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>>55180967
The Bretonnian's aren't anyone's patsy, they just collectively waifu one elf in particular.
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>>55180967
I think in later Wood Elf books they go out of their way to make clear that the Lady of the Lake is not related to the Wood Elves. Mostly as part of the leadup for End Times, but it's there.
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>>55177117
>The legend of Genevieve and Oswald
>Not Detlef

YOU FUCKING WHAT
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>>55181055
End Times (and some seeds started in the RPG/6th edition) made them patsies because they were worshiping a foreign goddess under the impression she was THEIR goddess. In End TImes, she never even gave any sign that she had become their goddess after deceiving them; she was ALWAYS the elven goddess of prophecy and only pretended to care about chivalry and shit. She straight up insulted pre-her Bretonnians, calling them savages iirc. If things had been a mutual, knowing arrangement they wouldn't have been patsies, but it wasn't. It was portrayed as a deception from start to finish.

>>55181177
I didn't read those books, but if they DID get some distance they did a full 180 later on when the End Crimes rolled around. Unless you want to argue that Lileath is just pure Elven instead of specifically Wood Elves. Which is true enough, but doesn't really change things for the better.
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>>55179896
As >>55179993 said, they become conduits for dark magic. And Dark Magic corrupts you no matter what your original intent was. Now, that doesn't preclude things like loving someone. After all, Morathi and Malekith have lasted for thousands of years. But it kinda precludes things like "being nice to people" and "not fucking murdering anyone who gets in the way of what you want."
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>>55181282

This lore is objectively better than any other explanation for arthurian mythology-land existing right next to 15-1600s germany-land, and I dunno what else you'd want.
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>>55179127
the BOAR IS PREGNANT!
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>>55179437
see >>55176068
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>>55178911

Like Dark Heresy and whatnot, then? Is there rulebooks for this shit? I'd be interested - or is everyone just slapping it together through GURPS or something?
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New >>55181500
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>>55181477

Nevermind, I'm a stupid idiot man
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>>55181282
Technically she lied to the Wood Elves too, pretending to be some other goddess. She played everyone except the High Elves, technically, who had always known her by name.
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>>55181855
Since the thread's dying and who cares anyway, I also don't think they were patsies in 6th or the RPG. They legitimately thought she was their goddess, and she favored them more than anyone else. It was the End Times that made it into a deception and had her be using them instead of them just being her chosen people.

But hey, I think you have some grievances with the lore that I can't fix. But what would the Bretonnians be without their odd relationship with the Lady? It'd all be a little straight-forward, wouldn't it?
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>>55181395
I'd want a spirit of the land reborn into a goddess providing magical protection that takes the place of advancing technology. I'd certainly want that instead of the goddess of a foreign race pulling a 'just-as-planned" with an entire faction, thankyouverymuch.

>>55181855
Honestly, that only makes it worse. But then again, welcome to the End Crimes.

>>55181890
The thing is is that the hints that the Lady isn't all she seems doesn't actually affect the Bretonnians relationship with her. It just gives other factions an excuse to feel smug because of course that's just a wood elf, etc etc. It's much more interesting to deal with the questions about belief and the nature of the gods raised by a simple lake spirit becoming a full goddess than to deal with the fallout from Tzeench Lite.
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>>55178854
You don't feel any shame for intentionally shitting up threads, huh?
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