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Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1714: Matchmaker from Hell Edition

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>>55155559
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Okay now that I've genderswapped Draco Malfoy using that perk from Unholy Heights...

...how do I make her and Harry Potter fall in love?
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>>55170414
>Matchmaker from Hell Edition
Jumpers! When's a time that you tried to set up two companions and it went horribly wrong? Or even worse, horribly, disgustingly right?
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Did softanon answer the questions anons had?
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>>55170456
Nope. He gave a blanket no, where he clearly wasn't bothering addressing anyone's concerns individually, and then just ran back to discord.
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>>55170464
Did the shitposter scare him off or what?
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>>55170444
It's Harry Potter. Just use love potions.
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>>55170503
But wouldn't that create a new Voldemort?
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>>55170490
No, he just said "no, not changing anything" and left despite people trying to get into a discussion with him and explaining, politely, how a response like that would be recieved.
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How many time skips do you usually have in your 10 years and how much time do you skip?
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>>55170514
I fail to see the problem. Voldemort was doing great at destroying the magical community and revealing it to nuclear capable muggles.
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>>55170529
That's too bad, hopefully he realizes how this makes things worse.
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>>55170552
Makes things worse? Bah. I think those magical cockroaches need to be introduced to a can of Raid.

Except for those who serve me, of course. Then again, those that serve me are forced to learn to properly blend in - No fucking eye bleeding colors on absurdly outdated bathrobes.
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>>55170514
It'd create a new Weasley family, which may be worse.
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>>55170552
Shit I meant it for >>55170527
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>>55170581
Uh? How so?
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>>55170444
Just set up some kind of dangerous situation Potter can save her from. Preferably something that keeps them together for a while, and keeps Ron away from them (because family feuds usually don't help).

His hero complex will probably take care of the rest.

If you want something more solid, get a matchmaker perk or two from somewhere. I'm certain we've got a bunch of those, first ones that come to mind are in Gravity Falls and Sidereals (it's basically the Chosen of Serenity's job description).
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>>55170528
None. I'm living Pokémon real time, have been for three years now
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>>55170628
Thanks! First real answer. I do have some Sidereal perks but I didn't want to "cheat" too much.

I think I'll orchestrate a situation like you said. So romantic!
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>>55170683
Would Lucius let his family name die like that? I think he'd go about putting a son inside Draco to ensure their name continues
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>>55170444
Barry white and jello shots
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>>55170414
Where are some good apocalyptic waifus?
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>>55170700
Who would be the father? I don't get it sorry.
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>>55170732
Draco's father would be the father
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>>55170747
I... don't think Lucius would do that. Right?
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What are some jumps that give combat focused dancing powers?
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>>55170753
Look for yourself

https://archiveofourown.org/works?utf8=%E2%9C%93&commit=Sort+and+Filter&work_search%5Bsort_column%5D=hits&work_search%5Bother_tag_names%5D=&work_search%5Bquery%5D=&work_search%5Blanguage_id%5D=&work_search%5Bcomplete%5D=0&tag_id=Draco+Malfoy*s*Lucius+Malfoy
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>>55170717
Here you go
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>>55170700
Well, that would require female-Draco's children to take her family name instead of the father's.

Which is somewhat unusual, so I'd imagine Lucius' plan A would be producing another son with Narcissa himself.

Then again, inheritance might work differently in Potter-land's version of aristocracy.

>>55170747
...Completely unnecessary. Narcissa's only 36 years old when Draco goes to Hogwarts.

On average, she'd still be able to have children for another nine years. Even without accounting for magic and Wizards/Witches' slowed aging.

Most likely, Draco just doesn't have siblings because extra children are just... not necessary, when you've already got a male heir.
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>>55170601
Just joking about how Molly said she got Arthur's attention using a love potion. Fanfiction authors sometimes blow that out into something horrible, not just Rowling being Rowling. I do remember a funny one in which she made him fall in love with a statue to get his attention because he was thick or something though.
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>>55170444
I do hope you also did the twins?
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>>55170444
>>55170870
Why is it all the best waifus have to be genderbent?
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>>55170870
So far I only used that perk on Draconia. I'm not sure who else it would suit. Maybe Link from Zelda? She'd be really cute.
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>>55170879
Incentive to pick up genderbending perks or magic?
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>>55170954
>Draconia
What? Why?
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>>55170982
Because I'm a horrible shipper. I think a romance between fem!Draco and Harry makes sense in addition to being super hot.
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>>55171012
I think he meant "why name her Draconia"? Because that is the most retarded name I've ever heard. There's plenty of other constellations that you could use as a name.
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>>55171012
Draco was named after the Draco constellation, in the tradition of his mother's branch of The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. Wouldn't he be likely to adopt, or be given, a feminine constellation name with the change. Like Carina, Lyra or Vela?
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>>55171034
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>>55171034
>>55171060
I'm open to suggestions. From the constellations Lyra or Aquila sound okay-ish but I still prefer Draconia, it keeps the character closer to the original in my mind.
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>>55171067
How about Delphinus? No, it doesn't sound too much like Daphne [Greengrass]
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Jumpers, do you ever take a 'no' for an answer?
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For Knight's Armoury in Angel Notes, do the energies still count if I need to perform some action in order to generate the energy?
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>>55171012
The second global rule: You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
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>>55171124
Depends on what's at stake.
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>>55171124
Yes, but only if they are more powerful than me.
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>>55171124
Never
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Fate question what is the difference between a reality marble and an np reality marble?
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>>55171124
>Implying that they can resist the charisma perks

>>55171231
I think the perk one doesn't warp your mind around the idea needed for that Reality Marble to exist.
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What Happens when you use the Upgrade cheat on the Jumperforce ?
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>>55171231
One's a perk and one isn't.
One's a noble phantasm and one isn't.
Otherwise no difference.
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>>55171034
>>55171067
Hm. The Black family does use constellations for their most of their members as with Bellatrix and Andromeda... But Narcissa isn't one of them.

So you could just go with the evil-ish names theme the Malfoy family has? Maleficent Malfoy for example plays into the alliteration theme a lot of character in HP have.

Or pick a star that's also associated with evil. Algol is the prime example, being the demon-star. But that's hard to turn into a feminine name. Antares though, is almost as bad and can easily be turned into Antara. So, my vote is for Antara Malfoy.

That said, a feminine equivalent of Draco would still be nice.
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>>55171124
Yes? It would be very rude not to.
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>>55171258
Technically, aren't purchases from the servant supplement perks? NP are part of you, after all, and you pay Jumpchain currency for it.
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>>55170444
Generic hentai fantasy in the qq trove has an adventurer perk that leta you weave red strings of fate between people.
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>>55171261
>Antara Malfoy
this sounds good desu
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>>55171261
Why not Lacerta?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lacerta
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>>55171134
Has to be an energy or thing constantly within you and not just something you can briefly produce but don't actually store.

>>55171231
Assuming you mean perk vs NP, the perk version starts with you having decades of experience in it's use, which may include actual things being in it for UBW style stuff, and it not warping your mind to match it even if you pick something unsuitable. The NP version doesn't have these features.

>>55171300
For the very rare, very specific cases it makes a difference, I don't treat them as being perks, no. Technically you're paying SP for them anyway.
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>>55171258
>>55171245
So basically it works just about the same? Except one takes more prana?
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>>55171261
>Narcissa
The Narcissus Myth, that breaks the trend from Bellatrix, Andromeda, Cygnus and Cassiopeia. Maybe her parents went to Greece on holiday when they had her..
Arcturus is a lone star though, so the "star that's also associated with evil" one works
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>>55171261
Daenerys? I did a quick search for kid names and apparently that means 'mother of dragons'.

If you want a straight conversion of draco to female, maybe drania? Adriana?

Alternately, skip converting draco and go directly to dragons.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drakaina_(mythology)
>a female serpent or dragon, sometimes with human-like features.

Or, directly to dragons an back a step?
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>>55171336
>I don't treat them as being perks, no
What would the difference be? They are both abilities that are fiat-backed to work thanks to spending currency to get them even without setting metaphysics.

>Technically you're paying SP for them anyway.
It's still a Jumpchain currency.
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>>55170444
>>55170628
>>55170816
>>55171261
>>55171383
Are r/makeyourchoice and r/JumpChain immigrating here or something? Can we build a Firewall or do we have to deport them after they get here?
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>>55171390
I see being a Servant as being like that but the individual parts of being a servant as not being like that. Like how a magic system can be a perk without every individual spell or ability within that system being a individual perk too
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>>55171394
...What?
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>>55171394
Autistic discussions of naming patterns are par for the course here. As for the tumblr girl fantasizing about Harry Potter... Eh, why not. We take all sorts.
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>>55171328
That could work too. Lizard is sorta close to dragon, right?

>>55171383
>Daenerys? I did a quick search for kid names and apparently that means 'mother of dragons'.
...Pretty sure that's a Game of Thrones thing.

Drakaina sounds pretty cool though.
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>>55171450
Think they're talking about the Reddit spacing
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>>55171451
I mean, I know theres a character in GoT named that, but I kinda doubt they invented the name?

You might also consider dragons from fiction, or names in other languages. Malfoy's are french, iirc... and google translate just spits 'draco' and 'dragon' back out as the same when I set it to french.
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>>55171518
>I mean, I know theres a character in GoT named that, but I kinda doubt they invented the name?
Martin completely made up Valyrian names. They're just supposed to sound very fantasy-ish.
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>>55171535
Whelp, thats me told.
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I know SAO has a perk that keeps your skills from degrading over time, but are there other jumps that offer similar abilities?
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>>55171518
>I mean, I know theres a character in GoT named that, but I kinda doubt they invented the name?
You doubt wrongly then.

A casual search in google reveals this:
>Daenerys is yet another girls' name invented by "Game of Thrones" author George R. R. Martin that is beginning to gain some traction in real life.
>A fictional name from the novel: A Song of Ice and Fire, now adapted into a TV series on HBO: A Game of Thrones.

Though, it apparently does have a meaning in hebrew/greek:
>Daen is Hebrew for 'god is my judge' where Erys is derived from the Greek 'Eris' meaning goddess of discourse and destruction.
>Daenerys would therefore mean 'god is judge of my destruction'
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>>55171558
See >>55171539

Unrelated, is hero BBS an isekai setting?
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Reminder that instead of answering the threads questions and suggestions Softanon preferred to spout pseudo intellectual bullshit about muh escapism is bad.
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>>55170450
I set up Luke Cage with Daenerys Targaryen. It works pretty well.
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>>55171539
At least you didn't suggest to name her Khaleesi.
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>>55171539
"Tolkien was a philologist, and an Oxford don, and could spend decades laboriously inventing Elvish in all its detail. I, alas, am only a hardworking SF and fantasy novel, and I don't have his gift for languages. That is to say, I have not actually created a Valyrian language. The best I could do was try to sketch in each of the chief tongues of my imaginary world in broad strokes, and give them each their characteristic sounds and spellings"
- So Spake Martin: Yet More Questions, July 22, 2001
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>>55170529
Although he never actually tipped off the nuclear capable muggles because he made sure to send either creatures they couldn't see or creatures who wouldn't leave any witnesses.

If anything Harry did a better job of that by flying a dragon over London.
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>>55171572
So he's one of the massive fucking cockmongling faggots that give jumpmakers a bad name? Good to know.
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>>55171600
no, that the be shitcrossposter.

Crossshitposter?
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>>55171565
Hero BBS is a sentai setting.
It's also an isekai setting.
And a local hero setting.
Against the demon lord.
Or against the monster of the week.
Or against those who hate vegetables.

... Yeah. It's pretty much any combination of the above, and more besides.
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>>55171572
Well ain't he a miserable, fetid pile of a human's excrement's excrement?
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What are some good jumps for a journey of self-discovery? My jumper started as a ghost and can't remember anything about their life prior to jumpchain. I was thinking Avatar with that drawback of opening the Chakras and regaining what they've lost.
Also, should I give the jumper a name immediately, or should they be nameless/a protagonist from whatever setting until I go to a self-insert and choose a name/find out who they are?
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>>55171615
(Same poster)
Right. Can't forget the love powered combining robots.
Because those are important.

So is that guy who got summoned into a video game RPG. Not "a world based on an RPG" or an MMO with real people. The standard type, where NPC's only have a handful of lines, total.
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>>55171421
Timmy doing timmy things ignore him
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>>55171472
>Reddit spacing

Is probably something somebody who never went to university would say. Double spacing is pretty standard in terms of format for academic pieces (research papers, essays, etc.) so is second nature to a lot of people.
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>>55171665
The Fountain and The Matrix.
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>>55171665
>until I go to a self-insert and choose a name/find out who they are?
I'm not sure what you mean.
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>>55171709
I think he means non Drop-In.
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>>55171665
Give them one right away so you can come up with hints right off the bat if they'd fit, and you don't end up having hints show up later when they would have been earlier except you didn't know what the name would be yet. Basically avoiding name related plot holes.
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>>55171665
The persona jumps
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I've been kind of busy the last few weeks, but I want to post Haroun and the Sea of Stories again for critiquing. I didn't really get much feedback the last time, so mostly all I've changed is adding a little more descriptive flavor to the section intros.

Anyway, with the various revisions I've put in, how do things look now? Does it look about finished, or is there still more to be done?
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>>55171324
Good pic. I might have to waifu Antara/Drakaina/Lacerta/Carina/Vela now.
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>>55171791

I like it.
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>>55171791
I know nothing of Haroun so I cannot comment, but I just wanted to say I looked at Peter Pan for the first time yesterday and it was awesome, I loved all of it and just wanted to say thank you for making it.
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>>55171565
I would call it a meta-setting.
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>>55169607
if you go by the (implied) notion that Fates takes place before everything else, you'd be causing a weird time paradox in taking Anna out of Fates if you jump Awakening before going to Fates because we don't really know a whole lot about the Anna family except they're a family of interdimensional traders who are all Annas. I'm not too sure on this. Fanwank responsibly.

It goes (Supposedly because it's not explicitly canon or anything but there's evidence here and there) Fates -> Genealogy Of The Holy War -> Archaena/Valentia (Can be taken in any order) -> Awakening. Anna appears in in all those games (Except Valentia? Maybe? I forgot if she does or not).

Anyway tl;dr I don't know so fanwank responsibly but if you want me to make an educated guess.

And if you're wondering why this is late, I have to sleep too and I have things to do.
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>>55171835
Can you please tell me what is the evidence for Fates being before all other games?
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>>55171681
I do hope that you didn't fall from your ivory tower of unwarranted self worth, when you typed your oh-so subtle disparaging implication about my level of educational attainment.
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>>55171681
>Double spacing is pretty standard in terms of format for academic pieces
That's not how double spacing works.
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>>55171681
Hi Softanon.
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>>55171565
It's a vast multiverse setting where people who fall into the 'hero' role have access to a (presumably mentally activated and accessed) cross-reality message board where they can bitch about their problems. You don't lose access to the board once you complete your heroing, so some of the old timers hanging around the retired heroes portion of the board are phenominally powerful.

And since the setting plays with a lot of fictional archetypes, isekai is indeed heavily represented, often in ways that it normally wouldn't, like the guy who keeps getting isekai'd instead of being able to retire and the demon lord who was summoned to defeat the demon lord.
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Someone said there where soul surgery perks out there but I only know of the one in fate stay night, anyone able to point me to more? Would I be able to figure out enough to implant fate style circuits without it?
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>>55171809
Good to hear; I'm glad you like it.

>>55171819
Thanks! I had a lot of fun designing that.

On another note, I'd like to tentatively request (assuming nobody's already taken them), dibs on making two Donkey Kong Country jumps - one for the actual games, and one for the cartoon series. Please let me know if this works.
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>>55171709
>>55171727
I was doing Pokemon to start, and I was just going to name them Red or something to start. Then give them default names for characters in other jumps until I end up doing a jump where I need to make a plot up out of whole cloth (probably wouldn't be too far into the chain, like only five or so jumps)
>>55171768
I already have a name in mind. I just don't knowif I should give it to them right away or if I should let them question their identity for a bit first. I'm trying to make a jumper who isn't me, so instead of just picking a name that I'd like and rolling with it because I have no other name, I want them to be nobody for a while.
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>>55171858
It's very small and not very substantial (Plus I hate Fates and I don't want to think about it anymore than I absolutely have to), and I can't find the specific dialogue anywhere, but I swear that Anna has said that Fates's world is new and they don't have legends about humans, just gods, and that she wants to make a legend with you or something. I think she says that in My Room but I can't get her My Room Quotes.

Plus when Rhajat (Who is basically Tharja from Fire Emblem Awakening, it's really obvious they wanted to bring her back since she was so popular) dies, she says this. Tharja met the Avatar in a desert.
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>>55171921
The persona jump (Not the P5) has a very open plot that you can make up.
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>>55171913
Speaking of Softy, have they stopped pushing the Discord?
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>>55171928
Also, you said something about the dlc when corrin and chrom meet? I think he they say sometihng about hoshido/nohr being a legendary kingdom?
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>>55171942
>The persona jump (Not the P5) has a very open plot
Sounds great
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>>55171928
Oh right, and Chrom says that Nohr and Hoshido are "mythical" nations or something in the Xenologue where you meet him.
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Since King Hassan cannot be summoned into Fuyuki I(and is too damn expensive) what are some good avengers or assassins to choose for the demi servant option for the 4th Holy Grail War?
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>>55171976
Jeanne Alter.
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>>55171918
Evangelion has stuff for it, Kingdom Hearts has items for soul anatomy, Exalted Solars has Mind of the Sun, Anima has Powerful Soul to let you rip pieces out of yourself and Demon's Souls lets you give it to others if you pick Inner Self.
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>>55171993
>edgy french tittymonster
Nice
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>>55172004
It makes it better that she's basically just a justified angsty goth girl.
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>>55171993
I mean at that point you might as well make your own Jeanne Alter using a cup of noodles and angsty french poetry

Jeanne Alter is literally Gilles' edgy fapfic
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>>55171572
Amusing how you use a completely out of context quote from discussing why Sonichu is different from Jumpchain. Also thanks for confirming your time zone Timmy.
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>>55172037
You're welcome, care to post the context softie?
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>>55172004
>Nice

indeed
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>>55170628
Maximum hatefuck
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>>55172004
Would you gain those tits if you went demi servant like that Anon wanted?
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Would you still go on a Jumpchain if you couldn't take any Companions? Let's say you can't have a Benefactor either, nor any sort of sentient creature to follow you.
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>>55172107
Probably, yeah.
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>>55172053
Was an hours long conversation, but here's some of the following bits. Not Soft, just don't care for people taking quotes out of context and then fabricating a different one.
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>>55172196
Yes.
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>>55171336
>Has to be an energy or thing constantly within you
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this reads like it disqualifies magical energy unless you're made of magical energy or you have something like Heaven's Feel to prevent total energy depletion. The magic systems of many settings have the possibility of depleting their stores.

>not just something you can briefly produce but don't actually store.
What would happen to a Knight Arm if someone sealed away your ability to generate that energy (such as through power negation or an anti-magic field)?
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>>55172196
Yeah probably. Are there anti-loneliness perks?
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>>55172196
Yes it's not like I won't be meeting people in my travels.
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>>55172196
Yeah, but then I'd get some mental stabilization perks and get the spark as quick as possible.

There's more to jumpchain then just waifus after all.
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>>55172220
Yup. In Fate/Zero's Irisviel perk tree.
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>>55172207
Thanks for clearing that up softie , now can you answer the threads questions?
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>>55172196
Yeah, definitely.
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>>55172196
Yes. I'd have less fun than with companions, but probably more fun than I'm having in real life. A huge part of the fun of jumpchain is having the option to travel to new and interesting locations.
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>>55172280
What, can't I ask if he will answer the threads questions now that he's here?
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>>55172303
You know by now that whining about answering the thread questions is just fruitless shitposting. He's not gonna do it. Get over it or cart your ass in the discord and ask him yourself when he's on since you're clearly already there.

But if you hate the discord, why are you even there? So you can shitpost?
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>>55172356
I don't hate the discord, I just want him to answer them in the thread and softanon has been proven to respond to bait and inflammatory posts instead of the actual questions.
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>>55172380
Hello TheManicMan.
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>>55172380
You're not gonna get them. So just stop. Yes, it's irritating that he won't reply to them but that's just how it is. He probably doesn't have the answer himself. Just make your own rules and don't argue about them with other people.
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>>55172400
Nope, I do not want to link my shitposting with my discord.
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>>55172407
I won't stop, my autism, fun I'm having and me having nothing better to do prevent me from stopping until senpai notices me.
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>>55172429
So you're just doing to piss in the public pool because you're bored?
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>>55172441
Mostly it bothers me that he doesn't answer questions and I have the time to shitpost.
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>>55172196
The majority of my chain was spent with zero companions of any sort, so I imagine it wouldn't make a difference.
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>>55172196
The longest I've ever lived in one place is ~5 years, and I rarely keep in contact with people after I move. So it would make very little difference to me.
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>>55172465
So respond to me as soon as you can ~SoftSenpai~ Even if its just to tell me to fuck off and I will leave.
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>>55172196
I never take actual companions anyway. I'd need to know how it worked, but the answer is probably yes, but it'd make certain settings less appealing to me. Namely, I don't know what I'd do with most of the points in JJBA, since I really like Anubis. He counts as a companion, even though he's literally a possessed sword and I never import him as a full companion (I could give him to someone but he'd probably backstab me, so why give points to just a sword?)

It'd make Overwatch less attractive in terms of stuff to buy, since I'd take God Program AIs. Never know when that'll come in handy. Other than those two and my Pokemon, I wouldn't have too much problems with it. A lot of people I know in real life and the hero sorts I'd likely encounter on the chain are unlikely to approve of my methods, and the villains who would I can't trust as far as I can throw them.
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>>55170414
>Last Thread
>>55164869
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>>55172196
I don't even know what it's like to have company IRL, so yes.
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>>55172607
Thanks.
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>>55172022
>>55172077
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>>55172196
Yes, absolutely. The Warehouse has an option for internet and room for a giant library, and I like being alone.

And if I ever got bored with all that, I'd probably have bought magic as quickly as I could and could start making things to entertain myself with.
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What are some notable purchases that require the warehouse to function?

I'm trying to gauge the viability of doing a chain without any supplements.
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>>55172196
Does having access to the BBS count as a companion or getting a "sentient creature to follow you?
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Would something like Little Rebel from the Spyro jump allow me to resist a magic mark that makes me want to be loyal to my 'master'?
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Ralph the Wrecker jump when ?
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>>55172808
Wenn du es machst.
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>>55172835
FUCK OFF NAZI. WE ONLY SPEAK FREEDOM IN THIS THREAD
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Can a reality marble bought in fate stay night with the 1k cp playing with marbles perk be used as a storage device?

Since I had not realized the NP version screwed with your head in some circumstances Im planning on buying a marble version instead.

The idea I had for it is basically an unlimited blade works kind of deal except more than just swords, its weapons armor and shields stacked and anything else I make. So I can make stuff then keep it in the marble till it is needed along with allowing me to put the weight of items stored in the marble into whatever weapons I am pulling out if I want.

So kinda a weird mix of UBW and GoB except it only stores stuff I make and can shift the gravity between the items inside.

I had planned on making a shitload of spears and sheilds, jumping, then shifting all the gravity into whichever spear I decide to throw straight down at something stapling it to the ground when a spear weighing 90 tons slams home then recalling the weapon.
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>>55172835
Is this pidgen English?
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>>55172966
It's Google translated German.
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>>55172943
What you just described is what Gate of Babylon does. It's not a Reality Marble of any sort, Just a storehouse for all the treasures he's collected, which also happens to be able to fire them at speeds.

Fun detail: Gil may fire countless Noble Phantasms from GoB, but he rarely uses them as Noble Phantasms.
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>>55171124
Often. If one customer doesn't want to buy a laser gun, someone else will.
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>>55172996
Well yeah but Im looking to have something a bit different and filled with stuff I make which is why I was comparing it mainly to UBW because as I understand it shirou (or some part of him maybe? Maybe the marble itself?) Stores and makes those swords. Though GoB is cool with its shimmery wall effect.
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>>55172996
Could you get your own Gate of Babylon and take Gil's NPs and make them yours when he fires them at you?
Plus plenty of weapon mastery perks to go along with that
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So which jumps have the most interesting technology or tech that will last the longest? Like I want machines that would last for millennia without having to use a perk for it.

Pic related is one of the places I was thinking about but I'm having a mind black on any other.

If you're wondering it's an ancient Promethean from Halo. Although there would also be the Precursors and the Domain to try and get stuff from.
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>>55173037
All the technology in DUNE
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>>55171231
Another factor, not brought up, is that SOME(not all) NP Reality Marbles aren't actually based on a "warped" view of reality, and don't reflect such a view.
A Reality Marble is simply the best method of reproducing that hero's Legend in some cases. Iskander being the primary example here. He isn't "warped" like RM users, his RM NP is just the Grail War's best method of recreating his legend.

>>55171472
I've never been to Reddit in my life and I do that shit. It's an easy way for my to separate my thoughts.

>>55171976
Rashid ad-Din Sinan, when Saladin sieged Masyaf he snuck into the war camp, into Saladin's tent, and left a dagger, a threatening note, and a plate of pastries. Only Saladin saw him.

>>55172196
I don't think I could handle it.
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>>55172196
Absolutely.
That's what my Jumper is already dealing with.
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>>55173025
That's exactly what I did. He shot at me and my gate would open for the items to fly right in. The way I imagine his face contorting into pure fury brings a smile to my face.
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>>55170444
First, you need to genderbend everyone. All or nothing, that's the only way to do stuff.

Then implant a device in Harriet Potter's head that send a rush of dopamines whenever they see Draconica, and vice versa. That will either make them fall in love, OR possibly become yandere towards each other.
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>>55172530
Fuck off
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>>55173083
>Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Rugmunching
Shit nigga, sign me up. I'm not using my dick much anyway
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>>55173117
Fuck! Wrong image. Really wrong!
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>>55170444
Use a fanfiction drawback and scrawl through the depths of human depravity, also known as the internet, to find one in which that occurs. Should only take you half an hour at most.
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>>55173131
Is it?

Is it really?
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>>55173111
Beware the plots of Alberta Dumbledore?
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>>55173117
Who the hell needs Jeanne? Rawr.
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>>55172196
Basically my last five chains anyhow.
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>>55173131
...What did you post?
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>>55173179
He posted a picture of Putin with tits on some lake fishing.
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>>55173179
Putin with tits.
You think I'm joking, don't you?
I'm not.
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>>55173172
>>55173179
Putin naked with a rack.
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>>55173184
>>55173185
>>55173190
I regret asking.
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>>55173179
>>55173184
>>55173185
I can't get away fast enough
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>>55173131
You will now be known as TittyPutin.
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>>55173190
Hey, get it right.
It was a nice rack
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>>55173099
First answer the questions ~softie~
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So does a companion having A+++ riding make them better in bed?
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>>55173215
Why are you posting that with a picture of a servant that looks like a little girl
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>>55173215
Why not go EX? Give her E rank strength, so that she merely bruises your dick
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>>55173235
This is 4chins, the obvious answer is that anon is a lolicon.
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>>55173211
>So respond to me as soon as you can ~SoftSenpai~ Even if its just to tell me to fuck off and I will leave.
Fuck off you goalpost moving faggot before you get... Soft Served!
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>>55173250
... Does Blue Board mean nothing?
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>>55173250
So, a pedophile. Got it.
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>>55173215
This is Nasu we're talking about. Of course it does.
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>>55173258
Okay ~Senpai~, but says the Magic words
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>>55173260
Nothing explicit about it. That sort of thing gets posted on /a/, also a blue board, all the time.
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If I wish to become something akin to SHODAN where would I go and what should I get? Just without the genocide.
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>>55173285
Fuck off?
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>>55173258
>Soft Served!

Can you get hard or you're always this flaccid?

>>55173250
>anon is a lolicon.

I like women with big tits, stupid anon.
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>>55173297
Gladly, but I'll come back another thread to haunt you.
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Jumps for being a stealthy and backstabby motherfucker?
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>>55173302
I come from a long line of flaccidness, Riccy, much like you come from a long line of assholes with excellent taste.

>>55173324
Now I know the magic words I shall banish you demon again and again! You shall find no succor here, foul beast of the underworld!
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>>55173355
Assassin's Creed
Dishonored 1 & 2
Thief
007
Splinter Cell
Deus Ex HR
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>>55173355
Thief, Dishonored, Mark of the Ninja.
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>>55173358
>long line of assholes

Huh, you're right there. My family has a lawyer every generation since 8 generations ago (not counting me).
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>>55173355
Skyrim, but instead of stabbing them from behind you shoot them from behind.
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>>55173430
Hmm, its worse than I imagined. Still excellent taste though.
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>>55173037
Battletech for low-tech stuff. "Put a mech in a bunker, nuke the bunker, pull it out 300 years later and get it going with one trained tech, half a dozen chumps who know nothing, and 12 hours of work" is a great thing.
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Would anyone be interested in a P.G. Wodehouse jump?

current ideas for origins are not!Bertie, Valet (not!Jeeves), and Blandings Castle resident. Maybe a Psmith one if I can get some of his books.
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Since I didn't get a solid answer last thread I'm going to ask again.

>So I'm finally going to jump Naruto in my chain and I want everyone's opinion on something. I plan on jumping a fanfic that someone linked here a while back and in the fanfic the Uzumaki clan are a clan of kitsune. So everyone if I jumped this fanfic and took Uzumaki would I be a kitsune or would you say that's cheating or something?
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>>55170837
It IS something horrible.
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>>55170529
>nuclear capable muggles
Why do people insist on saying this like muggles are going to start nuking the middle of Britain?
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>>55173568
Fanwank it.
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>>55173582
Because I'm the fucking President. Even if I'm in a school for wizards in Scotland.
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Hmm today on fate general questions! Someone tell me how good or bad this is for a servant?

Servant Build 1600 sp
Saber Lily, companion import
Str A+
End B
Agi A+
Mana A
Luck D
Magic resistance B
Riding E
Eye of the mind false A+
Rune magic A++
Natural body E

NP
A Rank
Blade of light
Allows the servant to throw sharp beam slashes of energy from their blade. Beams are sharp enough to slice through normal steel armor.
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>>55173614
You're going to be the most reviled president in history. Don't forget that Americans have a big fetish for the British for some reason, despite France liking the US better for some inexplicable reason.
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>>55173582
>muggles are going to start nuking the middle of Britain?

Becase no one cares about Britain, we also gonna nuke japan again to get rid of their shit taste.

>>55173499
>excellent taste

Awww, thanks man.
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>>55173629
Anglophones stick together.
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>>55173633
>using a third nuke
>awakening the slumbering Elder God beneath the island

YOU FOOL
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>>55173629
Bah! Let them. Even if they hate me, I'm still also the ruler of Jumpveria!
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>>55173629
Unless you're in Paris. Which admittingly isn't saying too much as Parisians hate everyone not them. And sometimes not even then.

The problem is most Americans confuse the rest of France with Paris and look no further than that.
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>>55173633
I really want EX magic resistance so I can walk through a hail of avada kedavra spells like nothing.
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>>55173633
>Becase no one cares about Britain
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>>55173682

Fuck, sorry FUAnon.
You know what I meant, you're like, the only British dude Iike.

Uhmm. Want an Italian cookie?
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What are some of the best jumps for war?
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>>55173702
>Want an Italian cookie?
I would take it, but pic very much related
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Can someone point me towards some perks that let me do magic without foci, that would otherwise require one?

I'm really eyeing the perceptive perk in Generic Isekai, but as it is now, the summoned perkline as a whole is much more appealing to me.

Or at the very least a way to use something less conspicuous than a big stick of wood as a foci.

You're entitled to your own fantasies, but wizards look fucking dumb
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>>55173671
Well Parisians, by and large, aren't French. Same as Londoners not being English.
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>>55173721

Want my Italian cock then?
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>>55172196
Yes. Perks for dealing with that are easier to come. Could I still get Third Circle Demons?
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>>55172684
Reminder that Jeanne Alter canonically wants her master to pay attention to and spoil her. She's massively tsundere.
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>>55173142
There's one ?
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>>55173671
Can confirm. I live in France somewhere in the Alps and I went to Paris on vacation. The most notable aspect I can think of is the sheer lack of cuks given to the driving code.

Seriously, if you go there and the fancy catches you to drive anywhere near the Place de L'Etoile, my advice fits in one word. DON'T.
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>>55173839
*fucks
Good god, I couldn't make a worse type if I wanted to.
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>>55173724
Inheritance cycle

Intentional Magic (600 CP, Discount Sorcerer) Nonverbal magic here is ridiculously dangerous in that even the most powerful of magicians(if they know it at all) only use it for low risk spells, unfortunately those are also the smallest of spells. For you see the Ancient Language is not magic in and of itself but instead is a safety measure implemented by the Grey Folk. By using magic nonverbally, you are actually using magic directly with your will. It is faster and more flexible if you have the will and the focus to not be a walking disaster. Fortunately for you, you are now no longer bound by such limitations. You are capable of using magic for the highest level of spells using nothing but your pure will with no risk at all to yourself.You also gain the necessary focus for such a feat, as well a talent at nonverbal magic. This applies to all magics you learn from now on.
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>>55173715
40K
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>>55173862
Her ass doesnt look as good as some other servants.
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>>55173810
>Even though I told you to ignore me. To meddle with an accursed witch like me isn't some thing one should do. You will end up burning together with me.
Judging by the above, at least part of the reason why she's such a tsundere is that she's afraid anyone who gets too close will get hurt as well.
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>>55173862
NotTaiga/10
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>>55173930
Could use some better fashion sense.
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>>55173956
Not saying she's flawless, she's just Best Typemoon.

>>55173958
She helped raise Shirou, AKA "Hero of Justice"
So she totally is justice.
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>>55173930
Anime was a mistake.
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>>55173682
source? reverse image search just gives me some korean tracer on pixiv.
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>>55173958
If you say so.
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>>55173235
Welcome to 4chan. This is literally a site founded by lolicons to discuss anime and cute anime girls.
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>>55173969

>Shirou
>Hero of justice

He failed. He's nothing but a failure, Kiritsugu should have let him die in the fire.
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>>55173974
Her name is Taiga, and she's ferocious in the Kendo ring, so her nickname is "Tiger of Fuyuki"
She isn't an anthropomorphized Tiger.
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Is Worm anon around?
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>>55174011
He tried. Trying and failing is better than never having tried at all.

Also letting a child die in a fire, especially one you yourself caused, is not justice
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>>55173979
Idk where it's from, sorry
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>>55174034
>Also letting a child die in a fire, especially one you yourself caused, is not justice

Was making him live a warped live any better? EMIYA hated his ""life"" for a reason.

>>55174036

Jump when?
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>>55174034
>Kiritsugu
>Justice
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>>55174036
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>>55173185
Now, if you're blue
And you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits
Putin with the tits!

I apologize for nothing.
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>>55173568
Does being a kitsune grant you massive benefits that just buying Uzumaki in the regular jump would not have? If so then yeah kind off.

If it's just granting you fox ears and a fluffy tail then your good.
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>>55173568
I'd say you shouldn't jump that at all, because there is not a single good Naruto fanfic that has kitsune in it. Not a one.
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>>55174074
*looking at picture* should I do an Anubis and Bastet servant ?
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>>55173619
>Allows the servant to throw sharp beam slashes of energy from their blade. Beams are sharp enough to slice through normal steel armor.

>NP A Rank

Just slicing through steel armor is definitely not what an A rank would do. Maybe a B or a C+. Considering how high the servants stats are they would have no trouble punching or cutting through regular steel without their phantasm. Also Riding E.
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>>55174133
What is Riding E, anyway, since C seems to be basic competency?

>Riding E: You can pet an animal or vehicle without it exploding.
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>>55174085
Jump when ?
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>>55174132
>should I do an Anubis and Bastet servant ?

Should you?
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>>55174133
Reminder that Gae Bolg is Rank B, so a steel cutting NP would probably be a C or D.
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>>55174175
Should I ?
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>>55174193
>Should I ?

Should you?
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>>55174133
>>55174133
>>55174148
>>55174183

Im not very good at figuring out np power levels. The idea is it lets them send out slashes of light. Sharp ones. What would that look like at A? Also empowering the sword with super glowy sharpness magic? Ability to undo enemies blocks by reversing causality making it so you already stabbed/slashed them before they blocked?


And E riding is free.
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>>55174108
>Does being a kitsune grant you massive benefits that just buying Uzumaki in the regular jump would not have? If so then yeah kind off.
>If it's just granting you fox ears and a fluffy tail then your good.
Centuries long life plus magic fire or lighting.

>>55174122
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6086528/1/Will-of-Foxfire

I plan on jumping because I like the changes it made to the setting such as having the village system be centuries old and ninjas being primarily demon hunters. Plus it doesn't have Akatsuki or Kaguya which is nice.

Whether or not I get to be a kitsune if I pick Uzamaki just determines which bloodline I pick since I plan on jumping it regardless.
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>>55174217
>plus magic fire or lighting.
That's already something you automatically get by being in Naruto. Everyone has a Charka nature.
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>>55174081
You know, I always found Kiritsugu's values and methods easier to understand than Shirou's.
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>>55174206
Should I ?
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>>55174207
Well a canon example of a light-based A-rank NP is Joyuesse, Altera's NP. So look up how that one works in Extellia.
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>>55174235
He's still not justice. He cucks his wife by fucking that assisant of his to 'practice betraying her.'
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>>55174238

Are you just responding my post to make sure I bump anime tiddies?

Also, should you?
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>>55174268
First: Yes. You got some of the best.
Second: Should I ?
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>>55174268
Should he?
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>>55174243
Altera's Noble Phantasm is Photon Ray not joyuese.
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>>55174297
That's a Trap, isn't it ?
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>>55174268
It's a noble goal.
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>>55174296
>Yes

Alright then.

>>55174297

Should you?
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>>55173302
>women with big tits
Nice.
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>>55174329
My mistake, the sword is Joyuesse. The NP she uses with it is Photon Ray.
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>>55174336
No, that's a slightly tsundere female notelf from PSU.
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>>55174336
Nope, one hundred percent genuine space elf. No dick at all.

Seriously though. It's not a trap
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>>55173741
He's not wrong.
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>>55174378
>space elf

Nice
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>>55172196
>you can't have a Benefactor either
Preferable, actually.
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>>55174369
PSU ?
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>>55174399
Phantasy Star Universe.
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>>55174399
Phantasy Star Universe.

>>55174391
I promised myself I'd cut down on the waifu posting.
Why must you tempt me so?
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>>55174427
>Why must you tempt me so?

Just because.
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>>55174384
Trust me, I know. 'White flight' is a very observable phenomenon. Perhaps the Brits should let London secede as an independent city-state, the one Londoners were clamoring for after Brexit.

Pic not at all related, unless you can create a connection I can't
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>>55173908
>>55173862
>>55173810
I usually hate tsunderes, but JAlter is doing things to me. Wat do?
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>>55174498
Get her in the GO jump. Also grab her Santa Lily counterpart who feels the same way but isn't tsundere about it.
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You guys are always on about having harems of "waifus," but how varied are they? Species, abilities, personality, etc.
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>>55174498
>Wat do?

Jalter is pure love anon. She's my waifu.
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>>55174533
>Species
If it's sapient and has a vagina, I'm willing to waifu it.
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>>55174543
Fool, the simurgh has no vagina, in cases such as these you use biokinesis.
So the actual requirements are: Is it female, can become female or can be seen as female?
Is it sapient?
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>>55174533
Varied. That's all I'll say.
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>>55174668

Love is justice!
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>>55174668
You waifued the Queen in Yellow, Justice.
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>>55173724
Baby Magic from DC Occult.
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>>55174710
Please don't tell me thats the genderbent version of the King in Yellow.
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>>55174533
And do you have husbandos?
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>>55174611
Waifu material questions:
1. If it lacks a proper body, can I give it a body?
2. If it's genderless, can I give it a gender?
3. If it's male, can I rule 63 it?
4. Does it have a vagina now?

If you can get a result of yes for question 4, it's a waifu.
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>>55174739
Someone is going to tell you that. Just FYI.
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>>55174533
Not a lot of variance when you don't have any.
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>>55174710
She husbandoed me, get it right.

>>55174739
It is. OOC-Blame the IRC.
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>>55174784
>It is. OOC-Blame the IRC.
I know i'm going to regret asking but HOW!?
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>>55173262
I came here to smug at you
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>>55174175
Link ?
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>>55172029
>angsty french poetry
So just normal French Poetry?
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>>55174793
The IRC insisted that one of the lovecraft horrors would try to husbando Justice, Yellow won.
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>>55174793
Long story short- I took the 'cute' drawback and the one that gets the attention of Eldritch beings in Lovecroft for a laugh, and the IRC insisted on rolling to see which Eldritch Horror was 'interested' in me, They rolled King in Yellow.

They then nagged me about it for several days before I gave in, on the condition of "She has to be female"
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>>55173262
At least they're beating it to 2d little girls anon.
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>>55174872
...better you than me.
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>>55174207
A rank stuff is either super concept hax or enough raw power to do pic related style things usually. So like it could be sending out waves of light that have actually already hit the target before they were fired or pass through all defenses to cut the enemy. That or it hits really really hard.
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>>55174230
>That's already something you automatically get by being in Naruto. Everyone has a Charka nature.
Kitsune-bi is different and seperate.
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>>55174889
It got worse in-character after I decided to roll with it OOC.
Because I took the drawback for the Yellow King in that "Detective story" jump or whatever it's called, and that's places before Lovecroft and even Civilization. Which means that by the time she got me in Lovecroft, she had been chasing me for more than 12'000 years.
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Is there any perk that allow you to automatically remove someone from everyone's memories?
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>>55174935

Yes, All the good in bed perks will do the trick
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>>55174920
Detective Story jump ?
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>>55174982
Great Detective, probably.
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>>55174533
Pretty varied in terms of personality. Abilities are somewhat varied.
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>>55174935
Not that I know of offhand, but I can see a way to do it regardless:
1. Shard Administration (Worm)
2. Grant the arcane fate of Sidereals to the person you want forgotten. Give it some time to do its thing, and then revoke it.
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>>55174970
>All the good in bed perks will do the trick

Savage.

I approve.
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>>55174982
See >>55174996
I forgot what it was called, it's been ages.
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>>55175025
What could happen if I take the Shub drawback in the Lovecraft jump and then go to the Cthulhu saves the world jump ?
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>>55174915
That's dumb.
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>>55175055
Up to you man, I had nothing to do with either jump. The whole "Queen in yellow has been chasing me for ages" was something I put into my chain for the hell of it.
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I want a serious answer people.

Can I reclaim the Pandora Hearts jump?

I'm sorry for acting like a little bitch.
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>>55175097
Did anyone else pick up the claim after you dropped it?
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>>55175097
As long as no one else claimed it, sure. This time though, don't give up.
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>>55175097
Please by all means go for it.
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>>55175097
Not if you're going to post Asia Argento. We're going to need Xenovia or better before we let you reclaim it.
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>>55175097
>I'm sorry for acting like a little bitch.
But that's why we love you Ricrod. You're the thread's little bitch.
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>>55175097
Oh wait can I take my vote back? Because I agree now with >>55175135 except it should be a Levi-Tan pic.
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>>55175165
>except it should be a Levi-Tan pic
Don't worry, anon, we're in agreement. I said "or better", after all.
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>>55175110
>>55175125
>>55175125


Anon said he wanted to do it, but it kinda died there. So I'm not sure?
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>>55175097
Don't disappoint.
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>>55175135
>>55175165
>>55175181

Does this works?
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>>55175097
>I'm sorry for acting like a little bitch.
You should be.

>>55175110
>>55175125
This is what an anon said
>Okay, cool. Not claiming it since I've never done anything before but I hope I can make something cool.

So it wasn't claimed
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>>55175276
Yes. Go make your Pandora Hearts jump now, Ricrod. God speed.
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>>55173674
Would high RES armor do the same thing? Is AK conceptual, can it be blocked by stronk outer magic?

Is anything in the Potterverse explained?
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>>55175308
>You should be.

posting cute anime girls will make it better?

>>55175314

Cool, I will post something before the end of the month. I will finish Baka to test and Eiyuu*Senki first.
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>>55175276
Hmmm it is acceptable I suppose. Carry on, but have a Levi-Tan pic sometime soon or else...I will be sad.
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>>55175356

Will this suffice?
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>>55175364
Yes it will, good luck Ricrod.
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>>55175333
>Is AK conceptual, can it be blocked by stronk outer magic?
It gets deflected in the movies a few times and it is explained as fueling magic with enough hate that it kills the target.
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>>55175333
>Is anything in the Potterverse explained?
Nope

>Is AK conceptual
Only Fanfiction readers would wank it like that. I've found that AK only leaves me unconscious after picking up Child of Magic in Merlin
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>>55175333
>Is AK conceptual
Of course it is. It's death magic, "death" is a concept. People really misuse the idea of "conceptual magic". A lot of magic is conceptual, because it acts upon things that have no objective physical basis. Like earth magic, for example. "Earth" is an arbitrary grouping of materials with an arbitrary set of symbolic properties granted to that grouping. It's a concept. So a spell that infused you with the vitality of the earth, or whatever? Conceptual magic. Magic is only non-conceptual if it's directly generating physical forces and manipulating those, like a spell that produces an electromagnetic field or something like that.

>can it be blocked by stronk outer magic?
Maybe. Putting physical matter in the way of it can block it, we see that with the animated statues Dumbledore uses to deflect Voldemort's shots during their duel. It seems to destroy them, though. And it doesn't stop the target from reviving, so phoenixes can tank the shot for you. So some sort of regenerating ablative armor made of many independent units could survive it easily. There's also always the possibility that magic stronger than that in Harry Potter (which isn't really that powerful, all things considered) could put up a protective barrier against it. Just make a shield spell as strong as the power of love is in HP, and you're good.
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>>55175527
>Of course it is. It's death magic, "death" is a concept.
Pedant. Fine, it's a concept that doesn't hold water when exposed to >>55175452
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>>55171681
>Double spacing after every sentence is standard
No
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How do we prevent video from killing the radio star?
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>>55175333
>Would high RES armor do the same thing?
Not sure what that is?

>Is AK conceptual, can it be blocked by stronk outer magic?
It's not conceptual. Mad-Eye Moody mentions that, while a group of fourth year students could cast the Avada Kedavra, it would only amount to a nosebleed at worst.

Also, sufficient natural magic resistance also lets you resist it, IIRC the giant-child Grawp got hit with it and was only stunned (as giant are naturally very resistant to magic).

It depends on the power and hate of the caster, and how stronk your resistance is. Usually, it kills any human if cast properly (and it's only "usually" because of Harry himself).

However, all the Unforgiveable Curses do go straight through magic shields like tissue paper, only actually blocked by physical things.

>Is anything in the Potterverse explained?
Very little.
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>>55173674
You can pick up a specific immunity to death curses in Death Note.

It won't protect you against, say, Fyendfire, but Avada Kedavra explicitly does nothing but kill you - the victims are left physically intact.
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>>55175581
We must stop the invention of the VCR. But we can't rewind, we've gone too far.
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>>55175581
Make everyone blind.
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>>55175333
>Is anything in the Potterverse explained?
God no, the Potterverse is Rowling's escapist fantasy where she shows up all the people who made fun of her through either Harry or Hermione. A good chunk of the baddies are based on people she didn't like in real life with the exception of Voldemort who is Adolf Sauron
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>>55175567
Maybe I'm a pedant, but I'm a pedant with a point. I'm sick of people treating the idea of "conceptual magic" like it's some unbeatable absolute super-magic just because shitty visual novels misuse the term.
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>>55175617
But there's an actual Hilter wizard. Grindlewall or whatever the fuck.
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>>55175622
Yeah, a lot of times people use conceptual when they really mean something that is absolute or always works.
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>>55175617
>Voldemort who is Adolf Sauron
He wishes he was as successful as either of them. He's just a glorified domestic terrorist taking over a nation with maybe a few thousands people in it.

Hell, Grindelwald is in recent memories and WW2 was just a side-effect of his machinations, what the hell has Voldemort ever done that came close?
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>>55175663
Managing to lose to a baby is pretty impressive in its own way.
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>>55175622
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>>55175677
He didn't lose to a baby. He lost to the Power of Love. Which is just another thing that doesn't make sense. People loving their kid isn't exactly uncommon, why would Lily's death be the first time that AK backfires?
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>>55175655
Sorry, I asked the question, I'm guilty of this. Stuff like Nasu and Jojo ruined me, so yeah, I mean absolute when I say conceptual. Things like affixing somebody with the concept of death as an absolute, rather than magic being fueled by the "essence" of Earth or whatever.

When I say it, I usually mean "magic that works on the level of the concepts themselves". Basically, you're juggling abstract Platonic Forms around and achieving things like barriers that are unbreakable by definition, by fiat, by concept.
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>>55175713
Previous dark wizards were always smart enough to switch to indirect attack spells when people started sacrificing themselves for each other.
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>>55175713
Blood rituals and dark magic. Lily was a Grey Witch, read more about it at stupidharrypotterfanfiction.tumblr.xml
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>>55175586
>RES
RES as in a generic Magic Resistance stat you could end up with from any number of settings. Think along the lines of a paladin's armor, a battle priest's robe, something made of magic resisting materials or charmed to have that property,

>Grawpy
Grawp survived an AK? That's pretty cool,actually.
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What are some good jumps to learn how to make stupidly OP Lotr style magic rings?
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>>55175713
Best explanation I've seen is that Lilly Potter carved Sowilo into his forehead and used her life as fuel for part of some ritual to fuck Voldemort over.
Much better than that "accidentally trapped himself with a magic agreement" thing.
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>>55175888
...hot damn. The whole "only able to be destroyed in the place it was forged" bit suddenly becomes a lot more powerful when it was created in another jump entirely. No idea how you'd do it, though. (Maybe jump LOTR and get Elrond to tell you? Find Celebrimbor's notes somewhere?)
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Jumps with good space ships?
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>>55175922
Yeah see thats exactly what I mean! Thats kinda hard to pull off destroying when you need to be in a different reality to destroy it all together.
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>>55175922
Use Dread Pirate Roberts from Princess Bride (the We're Shipmates from Muppets Treasure Island for extra security) on Sauron and convince him to be your mentor.
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>>55175888
Well, you could get Sauron to tell you, or see if you can find one of the elven smiths who made them with his help.

Or you could go to Shadow of Mordor, get Celebrimbor as your Wraith, and have him teach you/make them together.
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>>55175586
>Grawp got hit with it and was only stunned
*citation needed*
Hagrid can take several stunners while beating the shit out of people, and full giants can't even feel them, but I don't think giants are just shrugging off AK.

>>55175778
>Previous dark wizards were always smart enough to switch to indirect attack spells when people started sacrificing themselves for each other.
That's a thing that I don't get.
It's illegal to use AK, yet somebody use a explosion spell to spread you across a room.
Or somebody could levitate you and then drop you 10 stories to your death.
Or set you on fire.
Or summon snakes and spiders around you to bite the shit out of you and kill you.
What's the point in making AK illegal?
The other two I get, because you'd be hard-pressed to find another spell that apes either of them so well.
But straight out killing motherfuckers is actual easy in comparison.
Does AK do some Sith type shit where your eyes change color and you turn evil or something?
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Wasn't there an item or perk that allowed the Benefactor to commentate on your travels?
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>>55175894
What language is that?
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>>55175987
AK has no use besides killing people. It's the same reason why sensible countries restrict access to firearms but not to vehicles, even though you can kill people just fine with them.
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>>55175925
Tenchi has a space ship that's also a tree and also a waifu.

Alternatively, it has a space ship that's also a cabbit and also a waifu.
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>>55175987
Other magic, while lethal, has "legitimate" uses in the Wizarding community. AK is solely used for dealing death, and is taboo as a result. Why it's illegal to use on animals you're going to painlessly slaughter anyway, or in self-defense, I haven't the foggiest idea.
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>>55175888
Making those rings is a mistake. Even Sauron's ring, because it gave people a means and an avenue into stealing his power and killing him. Without it, his fading and his weaknesses would've taken far longer.
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>>55176013
It's a norse rune.
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Do we have a tangled jump?
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>>55176018
>why sensible countries
>sensible
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>>55176052
Nope.

I'd kinda like it for a perk to have stupidly long hair with no downsides. Doesn't even need to be magic hair.
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>>55176052
I think Val is working on one.
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>>55176013
Futhark.

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Rune
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>>55176052
Just a generic Disney Princess one.
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Do the Loadouts from the Sitcom jump follow you through the chain?
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>>55176052
Drawback where you have an ungrateful daughter that abandons you just for the sake of chasing hero dick and some 'real' parents she doesn't even know, who eventually even gets you killed.
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>>55176103
Make it mortal peril instead of certain death, and it's perfect.
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>>55176103
Drawback where you feel the need to tell the truth about crucial details, like the fact that your clueless daughter's birthday just so happens to take place the day where magic sky lights appear.
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GOOOOOD MORNING THREAD!!!!!


So I come back here again, not to really interact with you shitlords, but Im looking for the author of the supernatural and doctor who jumps. You see one of my favorite parts of the harry potter jump is the fanfic option because I could visit a world where Ron doesn't exist, Dumbledore is in a happy and stable gay relationship and Harriet and Hermione adopted two kids after their marriage. I wanted to go to a Dastiel fanfic on Supernatural, but there aren't any fanfiction options, is the author that jump and doctor who here?
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>>55173358
So you weren't the real ~SoftSenpai~? So cruel to take advantage of a maiden's heart anon
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>>55176145
>is the author that jump and doctor who here?
He's long gone...
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>>55176145
The author was eaten by a Grue.
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>>55176103
Gothel, stealing a baby to preserve your ill-gotten immortality does NOT make you its rightful mother. We've discussed this.
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>>55176145
GOOD MORNING, SHITLORD.

>You see one of my favorite parts of the harry potter jump is the fanfic option
Harry Potter doesn't have a fanfic option though?
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I need item ideas for fantasy,Modern and sci-fi for the generic PMC jump
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>>55176162 >55176186
Oh lord....... is there I could add an option in the jump? I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to go to a Dastiel fanfic. Is the Author of Doctor who also gone?

Harry Potter doesn't have a fanfic option though?

It doesnt? Am I misremembering? are you 4channers pranking me?
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>>55176162
It's a shitpost or Bait,I can never tell the difference,do not respond
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>>55176145
...Fanfic drawback?

I'm liking the saved tumblr gif and obnoxious posting thing, though. You're not the best shitposter here, but it's still kinda funny.
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>>55176036
Because wizards already have reliable ways of incapacitating people and animals, like sleeping potions, the Full Body Bind, and, of course, the good old Stunner. Using an AK in self-defense when you're always capable of Stunning and running is murder, plain and simple.
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>>55176213
Also eaten by a Grue. Most of our Jumpmakers were eaten by Grues.
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>>55176161
For so long as you believe in me, anon, I shall always be your ~SoftSenpai~.
Believe in the ~SoftSenpai~ that belives in you, anon!
>a maiden's heart
~SoftBueno~
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>>55176049
I like them.
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>>55176229
>killing someone who's trying to kill you is murder
>just stun them and run away, and let them buy their way out of the corrupt Wizarding justice system

And still doesn't answer the issue of a wizard needing to kill a magical farm animal, when the AK is literally the most painless method and preserves the valuable body perfectly.
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There's a lot of perk-sharing options, but do any of them also make the people you share those powers with loyal to you?
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>>55176209
An arsenal full of absurd amounts of setting-appropriate weapons and explosives?

Also, a headquarters/base of operations?

A license or something to be a recognized PMC in every future jump?

Contracts, maybe?

Eyepatch?

>>55176215
>It's a shitpost or Bait,I can never tell the difference,do not respond
It's an entertaining shitposter for once.
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>>55176213
He might be on /pol/, go and look for him there
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>>55176289
Akuma Of Your Own, from Exalted Infernals.

They're extra-obedient, on account of no longer having free will.
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>>55176331
Cool. Watch out that you don't get eaten by a Grue before you finish.
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>>55176293
>An arsenal full of absurd amounts of setting-appropriate weapons and explosives?
>Eyepatch?

Thank you

>Also, a headquarters/base of operations?
>A license or something to be a recognized PMC in every future jump?
>Contracts, maybe?

This is going to be the reward for a scenario I was writing. I just hope my writing is good enough
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>>55176331
>ILL BE DOING THE BLACK PEOPLE JUMP
Excuse me what?
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>>55176260
I'll believe in you until the real soft answer the questions senpai
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>>55176331
at least three jump makers I know of Are black.I don't think that will be necessary
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>>55176357
Change your trip back to what it was.
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>>55176331
What this anon >>55176345 said, we've been having a real Grue problem lately.
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>>55176331
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
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>>55176365
I lost it unfortunately
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>>55176331
I'm transracial and identify as black, so make that four >>55176357
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>>55176385
you're not a jumpmaker until you get a jump approved for the drive you know.
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>>55176007
Anyone going to answer this?
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>>55176398
That doesn't seem possible.

I mean, the logistical problems alone of making a jump on that topic are astronomical!
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>>55176352
>I shall believe in you until the end of time
Stahp, you'll get your ~SoftSenpai~ to ~SoftBlush~; also (I put on my wizard hat and cloak, whip out my wand and chant the holy incantation) Fuck off.
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>>55176209
>
PMC has a scifi option? Sweet!
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>>55176418
Your spell doesn't work if you are not the real softie
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Did we get invaded by tumblr again?
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>>55176209
what Kind of science fiction we talking here? metal gear, esylum,some kind of hyper-capitalist space army?
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>>55176432
I don't know, but my gut says maybe.
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>>55176414
Are you doubting the power and ability of a POC womyn?
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>>55176398
Can't. They were all eaten by Grues.
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>>55176209
Isn't an Adventurer's guild kind of similar to a PMC for a Fantasy universe?
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Change log
>Added renewable ammo for the gun
>Sweeper Team now can be imported to become companions just like the cleaner
>Crackerjacks now gives awesome prizes
>Gemini clone now only has your genetic based abilities.
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>>55176398
You're really not getting this whole 'Grue Problem' thing, are you.
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>>55176187
The king was an ass for trying to steal the flower.
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>>55176352
Exactly what questions are we talking about? I keep seeing them mentioned but never actually listed out.
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>>55176398
>thinking you can cram the entirety of POC history and identity into a single jump
Wow, what a racist you are. You'll need to make at least 3 or 4 connected jumps to accurately portray it. And if you're not POC, then you're appropriating their culture anyway and are a racist who needs to stop.
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>>55175888
Get nasu magic, get high speed divine words, get some magic metals of some kind, get EX item creation and territory creation, make a volcano territory sit in it and forge a ring of power to do whatever the fuck you want it to do.
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>>55176145
Fuck off, fat/fujo/frogposter aka Mommy.
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>>55176451>>55176467>>55176487>>55176487

How can this shit eat people? I thought you were talking of an animal or monster giving this is the escapism board.

Dont worry senpai, I am 100% POC and have many allies that can help me make this jump
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>>55176429
Huh, I don't believe you Satan, and besides in our hearts of hearts everyone is at least a little bit ~Soft~. You could say that there is a little bit of ~SoftSenpai~ in everyone including your ma.

Hear my cry, I the ~SoftSenpai~ shall shout to the heavens with a righteous roar, 'Fuck Off' and the Heavens shall reply 'Hey, man, I've had a hard enough day. I don't need this hostility harming my chi, 'kay. You know, fuck it. I'm gone.'
And I'll stare stunned as I inadvertantly offended someone I didn't mean to and feel super-awkward about it.
Then I shall turn to you and scream indignantly. "It's all your fault, Fuck off already!"

Does this strange new variation on the holy incantation change it's power? Shall the anon be banished by the ripped, virile and smexy ~SoftSenpai~? Check next post for the continuing adventures of ~SoftSenpai~...
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>>55176482
If the witch wanted to keep her flower she should have transplanted it properly or staked some kind of claim.

Even if she did though it's hard to justify calling the king an ass when all he did was stop one old woman from getting free eternal youth in order to save his family from actual immediate death.
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>>55176357
Which ones?
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>>55176482
The flower did not belong to her, and the king needed it so that his his wife and unborn daughter would not die. Had Gothel shared its power instead of hoarding it for herself, she might well have gained a position of status and power within the kingdom.

Now if this were the original fairy tale, there might have been more of a point there.
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>>55176518
Are you softanon? Then the spell doesn't work Fuck off
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>>55176503
it's a reference to a videogame before your time http://zork.wikia.com/wiki/Grue
>>55176525
Depends why you want to know but Spyro and merchant off the top of my head
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>>55176442
>>55176419

>PMC has a scifi option? Sweet!

>what Kind of science fiction we talking here? metal gear, esylum,some kind of hyper-capitalist space army?

The far future filled with amazing leaps in discoveries, technology and science such as FTL travel, Alien Babes and GIANT ROBOTS! But alas it seems even in the future mankind has not learned peace but instead has become even more embroiled in war and with alien empires across the galaxy also being inflamed in various wars it seems war may not be coming to a close anytime soon. But on the Bright side that means excellent opportunities to make money across the galaxy.

That's the intro for it at least, Just some open ended fluff for anons to fill in the rest of the blanks

>>55176455

?
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>>55176521
>If the witch wanted to keep her flower she should have transplanted it properly or staked some kind of claim.
>Even if she did though it's hard to justify calling the king an ass when all he did was stop one old woman from getting free eternal youth in order to save his family from actual immediate death.

She did, she couldnt move it so she put the basket on it. The flower could have been used for lots of people if they came to it but the king used it for his wife instead.
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>>55176521
>Murdering someone who did nothing wrong to save someone is just
No.

>>55176531
>The flower did not belong to her
She tended that thing for eons. It definitely belong to her. As for the rest, see above.

>Shared it
Not possible.
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>>55176533
I am as soft as needed. I have never failed to fail to get hard even the need arose! You can't begin to wrap your head around how flaccid and soft I can be, anon, but I can. So, fuck off.
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>>55176537
>Depends why you want to know
Curiosity.
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>>55176537
>giving away the joke
God damn it, Bancho.
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>>55176541
Sounds cool. I like the idea of space PMCs with giant robots. Especially if our PMC follows us, because I've developed a weird fixation on hijacking the plot of the Gundam jumps, and having a group of my own that's already capable of mecha warfare follow me to there will be useful.
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>>55176541
He's comparing adventurer's guilds to mercs in that they really just do odd dangerous jobs for hire.
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>>55176555
No one knew the flower had anything to do with her. Her own fault, by the by.

>She tended that thing for eons.
No, maybe some years, but not eons.

>It definitely belong to her.
You could argue that it did, but she never actually staked or protected her claim. No one even knew of her association with it to question whether they could use it or not. If she isn't going to tell people and they have no other way of knowing, then who's at fault if not her?

>Not possible.
I don't see why not. That said, she may not have know that it was possible at the time to do so.
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>>55176556
>flaccid and soft I can be
L-LFuckoff
>>55176537
How did you they are black? Was there a jump chain meeting I wasn't invited to?
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I'm not sure why I keep being surprised at the autism I find all over the floor after getting back from work.

I really should be used to this by now.
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>>55176604
they've mentioned it on IRC
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>>55176580
>Mommy? Did she try to teach you guys about respecting people like me?
That depends. Are you into unbirthing and going into seriously creepy detail about your fetish? You sound like you could be. Please keep it to yourself.
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>>55176604
>How did you they are black
Are you having a stroke anon?
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>>55176603
>No one knew the flower had anything to do with her.
The king would have stolen it anyway.

>No, maybe some years, but not eons.
It's a figure of speech, Christ.

>Who's at fault?
The people that stole and killed her flower. Taking someone's things is still wrong even if you didn't know who they belonged to.
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>>55176610
To be fair, this is a new brand of bait we're dealing with here.
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>>55176621
>>How did you *know* they are black
One word missing and you think it must be a stroke? Wierd.
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>>55176621
Too much shitposting is killing me so I should rest until the next thread, farewell senpai.
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>>55176580
Please stop playing pretend, your identity is obvious to those of us who actually remember your posting style/shitposting and not the newfags who only know what you're most infamous for.
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>>55176610
And yet it's somehow surprising that people keep creating alternatives to this thread.
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>>55176581

The plan was to let it follow you and have supplement for it with some options let for certain settings only. Maybe not I don't know
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>>55176331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rKETOKAO0A
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>>55176637
Ahh, the smell of fresh bait in the morning.
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>>55176537
Guess I know which jumpmakers won't be getting any watermelon.
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>>55176580
seriously though if you really want to the next level with your shitposting you should actually make a approvable jump,that'll get people to keep talking about it forever
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>>55176556

>True!Soft finally gets onto /tg/ after a long day and sees this.

And then we wonder why he doesn't answer questions.

Not that this isn't hilarious, but still.
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>>55176637
You say "new bait," but

it's just the old bait

with a new coat of paint

re-fabbed bait.
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>>55176682
It's old bait from an old baiter from years ago.
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>>55176633
>The king would have stolen it anyway.
He was desperate enough, sure he probably would have. But he didn't have to.

>It's a figure of speech, Christ.
My name is not Christ.

>The people that stole and killed her flower. Taking someone's things is still wrong even if you didn't know who they belonged to.
They didn't know it belonged to anyone, and even if they could have guessed, she was actively keeping herself from being found in order to try and steal it back.
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>>55176679
He doesn't answer questions because he's a coward.
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>>55176652>>55176671
Im not joking anonymous I don't really know who is mommy, who was she 4chan? Also, I am not shitposting or whatever you call it, the POC jump will be done.
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>>55176615
Spyro is black?
I'd have thought he was a scrawny pale dude. Either white, asian, or a pale Jew.
Don't know why, but that's the image I had in my head.
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>>55176679
To be fair, True!Soft's "long days" are spent surfing the internet and chatting on discord. It's not like he actually has that much going on in his life.

The only times he's not in the thread are when he's asleep or distracted by something else.

Not that I'm him or anything.
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>>55176464
>Crackerjacks now gives awesome prizes
Cool.

>While they do fallow you from world to world they are not considered a companion unless you import them.
*follow

Also, have a build:

Drop-In [+100]
Age: 33
Location: Blue Cove Delaware
>perks:
I know a guy [Free] Always ask the janitor, they know much more than you'd expect.
Vanish [50] Stealth!
Dancer’s Legs [100] Legs seems a good one.
Divided Loyalty [100] Could be useful...
He defends the weak and abused [400] All according to keikaku.
Pretender [600] Seems good.
>items:
DSA Player [Free] Sure?
Infinite Cracker Jacks [Free] Cool.
Bicycle [Free] Okay then...
Private DSA Collection [100] This is very nice.
Blu Ray Set of the Pretender series and movies [50] Why not?
>drawbacks:
Notebooks [+100]
Hunted by the center [+200]

So... ten years of leading the Center on a wild goose chase. Seems fun.
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>>55176719
the dude has real self-confidence problems I'll give you that much but that's not like a racial thing
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>>55176714

She's a (in)famous anon from a while back who had an incredibly uncomfortable to look at fetish with Dio. More specifically, a plan to unbirth him across all universes something something show the world his "grace" he's just misunderstood blah blah blah.

I forget the actual threads where it's discussed, but I think it was somewhere in the 400's range.
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>>55176679
My brother in ~softness~ is not so easily bent away from his chosen course of action. He is supple and ~Soft~ not weak and malleable!
He shall endure ~softly~.

>>55176704
Do not mistake ~softness~ for weakness, anon!

>>55176727
I feel a disturbance in the ~soft~, like a million voices suddenly cried out in discomfort and then were suddenly given a ~soft~ blanket.
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>>55176754
Why are you so naive that you believe obvious lies? Seriously, it's so frustrating seeing how damn stupid all of you are. Fucking LEARN.
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>>55176754
DON'T RESPOND TO SHITPOSTS FREYR.
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>>55176699
Of course she was trying to steal it back, they stole it from her. It's her rightful property. And he 'didn't have to', but he would have. The king is evil.
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>>55176754>>55176771
Well, Dio is a very handsome du- WAIT WHAT, I MEAN PEOPLE CAN BELIEVE WHATEVER THEY WANT, BUT EW!

Thought I don't understand why anonymous thinks Im her? Does he miss her that much?
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>>55176541
You know at first I was not expecting much from the PMC jump since I thought it would just be a regular modern one, now though I am hyped. Good luck PMCAnon!
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>>55176807
Okay, you're just being downright contrarian now. Still I've had fun. Let's do this again some time.

>>55176817
The really wierd part is there is no need for the unbirthing at all. Just make him a companion, that's it, no need for creepiness.
I guess you just have the vibe of being a gross piece of shit.
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>>55176817
C'mon, man. You need more material if you're going to try and stick it out this long. Your first three or so posts started out funny but it just petered down after that.
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>>55176807
Not that anon, but was anyone even aware of that Gothel had been taking care of the flower?
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>>55176817
you write in a nearly identical Manner I can see where it would be suspiciously similar for most folks
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>>55176794

Forgive me, for I have sinned.

I tend to read posts as though they have good intentions.

I forget where I am sometimes.
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>>55176817
It's especially weird because Dio NOT being misunderstood was kind of a big part of his character. When he was arrested, right before he became a vampire, he tried to make excuses, but Speedwagon called him out as being someone who was evil from birth. Which, of course, led to him realizing he LIKED being evil, and choosing to REJECT HIS HUMANITY!

Sorry, I am legally required to type that in all caps.
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>>55176913
To be honest, it really wouldn't surprise me if Mommy shared the same type of writing as someone from Twitter.
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>>55176913
>black people jump will be made and it is not a joke
What would that even be? An afrocentric jump perhaps like what was discussed a thread or two ago? That would be hilarious. Can you share a rough outline of what you have in mind?
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>>55176838
>You know at first I was not expecting much from the PMC jump since I thought it would just be a regular modern one, now though I am hyped. Good luck PMCAnon!

Don't get your hopes up anon It's just fluff for anons stories. I was originally going to have perks for each of them as well but it was to much, So with the advice of another anon I axed the perks for them
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>>55176884
This is where good intentions come die. And then have their corpses horribly mutilated by perverts.
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>>55176954
a WE WUZ KANGZ jump.
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>>55176967
But we already have a tomb kings jump anon.
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>>55176954
I'll start brainstorming tomorrow, today it was just shitposting. You can tell me suggestion though.
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>>55176981
But that's with spooky scary skeletons, anon.
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>>55176913
G'night then, shitlord. You started pretty amusing.
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>>55176955
>Spoiler
My dreams...crushed.
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>>55176954

The Boondocks is always an option.
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>>55176998
Skeletons were people once
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Wasn't there a jump with a camera item that records your adventures?
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>>55176541
HYPE
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>>55177125

see >>55176955
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>>55177090
There's the Camera Man in the Mother Jump. He takes pictures of all your memorable moments for you and gives you prints of them.
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>>55177065
They're Semitic skeletons though, not black skeletons.
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Did the Dishonored 2 jump was ever finished? If so can someone post it?
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>>55174915
Slap on 200 CP to the price of Uzumaki, done.
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>>55177194
Yeah, that was something I thought of, but I remember a camera or something that recorded everything.
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>>55177232
All skeletons are black. Those you're thinking of are just painted white(-ish) as part of white propaganda.
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>>55177280
I don't recall a camera item specifically. Sorry.
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>>55177243
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>>55177335
Thanks
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>>55176145
FANWANK IT

Jesus, that should be the new rule 1 rather than "you talk about it, you take it"
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>>55173543
Yes. Yes I would.

And as long as I can leave the jump with a stolen policeman's helmet, my own hypercompetent valet, an Alsatian or three, and the Empress of Blandings, it'd be a jump well-spent.
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>>55176186
Zork series jump when?
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>>55176209
Hind and 2 Hips
A hundred Schmeissers hidden in oil drums
Rhodesian camouflage, short shorts mandatory
A tramp freighter
Contacts who can sell you arms/forge papers so companies will sell arms to you
Eyepatch
A recording of someone whistling Spanish Harlem rather badly RIP
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>>55177420
We had one, but it was also eaten by a Grue.
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>>55177440
>Rhodesian camouflage, short shorts mandatory

You are going to love this jump anon
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>>55176209
A fuggen abandoned oil-rig.
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>>55177278
Hmm I'll add 100CP and remove the sealing part since that was never mentioned in the fic.
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>>55177459
https://youtu.be/tBVDdr3wqm4
My body is fucking ready.
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>>55177388
There will be a perk for breeding and raising pigs. But stealing the Empress? That will only end in comedy and a web of blackmail and mistaken identities.
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>>55176145
Actually I asked the HP author about a fanfic option/drawback like the one in Naruto back when they were working on Fantastic Beasts and they said no.
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>>55177459
[GREEN LEADER NOISES]
HYPE
Y
P
E
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Are we still getting the comics Green Lantern and comics X-Men jumps?
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>>55177564
I haven't heard anything to suggest we won't.
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>>55177564
Speaking of X-Men are there are perks that would make you immune to having your adamantium skeleton fucked with by magnets?
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>>55177632
magneto perk
replace "adamanteum" with "carbon-fiber nanotube matrix"
treat it like an alt-form that you can switch out of to regular bones when magnets would be an issue
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How do you realistically think the pairings within the SOS brigade would turn out after sticking together and following the Jumper on the grand adventure?
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>>55176331
If there is no perk to make all of my own responsibilities those of others, a perk to let me sustain myself solely on a mixture of fried chicken, watermelon, and sprite, or a perk to make others see me as oppressed by taking a basic reason and blowing it high as space itself then you've failed.
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>>55176331
Drawback- communication/language/polyglot perks become incompatible with Ebonics
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