/cyoag/ - CYOA General - Imouto Edition

>>54686686
>Update never

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hogs hogs hogs

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>>54686733

>>54686686
cyкa блять

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>>54686756

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1/12

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>>54686776

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>>54686797

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>>54686796
2/12

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>>54686828
3/12

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>>54686860
4/12

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>>54686889
5/12

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>>54686921
6/12

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>>54686947
7/12

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>>54686981
8/12
Odd Moonstone

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>>54687003
9/12
Team Edge

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>>54687023
10/12
Presence

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>>54687038
11/12

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>>54687068
12/12
Agent Fluffy

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So... I always bring this one up and ask if anyone has heard about the author and whether he intends to continue writing it, but I never get an acknowledgement.
Sorry if I sound autistic, but I just really like it. Has the author mentioned if he gave up on it or not?

>>54687354
He posted it like two days ago. OC takes longer than that.

>>54687385
I don't wanna rush anybody, but there's no way it's only been 2 days. I haven't smoked that much peyote these days.

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>>54687354
>go to fireden
>look at past threads
>find jpg
>click view same
>less than a week old
I knew it hadn't been that long, but come on. This is why posting WIPs is a mistake.
>>54687411
Smoke less.

>>54687430
>Smoke less
What are you, my cardiologist? Fuck you
But yes, wow, I thought it'd been like two weeks.

It wasn't said in the waifu cyoa past. But my doppleganger SDA is a bit of a slut.

>>54687570
sup bae
u wnt soem fuk

What was that old content creator we were talking about at the end of last thread? More from them?

>>54687631
Strife? All of his CYOAs were made like less than a year ago I think, and he made one pretty recently. I don't have any saved, though.

Rolled 766 (1d792)

>>54686796
Alright, let's see what the dice call upon! I wonder what I'll get...?

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>>54688047

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>>54686759
Get the fuck back to your frozen wasteland and fuck your babushka, ya commie git.

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>>54686686
Her's to OC and happy friends!
Have some fun with a new OC celebrating our best and brightest authors!

>>54688904
>SDA: Smug Wendy

>>54688904
Wendy is okay, but I won't be getting any burgers.

>>54688904
>Choosing SDA AI in my peesee master rice computer will turn my computer in a shitposting cyoaing device
>I am a fucking degenerate and want the lolis and the smug cat too
I am getting tempted to invoke sartre...

>>54688904
SDA is the only answer

Rolled 345, 478, 560 = 1383 (3d792)

>>54686796
Sure, why not.

>>54688012
Ashen Tiger
Strong Bond
Hunter
Gideon

>>54688904
>stick your finer in her ass to find she's completely wet

This raises so many questions. Did I make SDA bleed? Is it a day so muggy, she's got that sweaty funk between her cheeks? Does she have diarrhea from eating something at work? Is the assumption that she gives herself an enema whenever possible? Or is she the next evolution of humanity, now capable of cumming and giving birth from her ass?

>>54688904
wtf is infosec anyways

>>54689167
Information Security

"The tremendous growth in the use of information technology and Internet has brought us great convenience. However, it also creates a great potential for abuse by criminals. With the cross-border, open-platform, highly-interconnected nature of this virtual dimension, the impacts of cyber crimes are far-reaching, and would require integral effort from all parties involved in order to effectively combat cyber crimes"

>over 5 seconds in Google

>>54689327
>>54689283

>>54688904
>3rd Option
Since when did SDA become my ideal mate?

>>54689246
common nigga you can do better than that. explain the logic of how you will survive and what you plan to do in such a world.

>>54689542
Since I wrote him as a perfect woman!

>>54689618
I'm a pyromancer on a giant flaming tiger, what do you think I'm going to do? I'm going to hunt down people, spirits, and monsters and burn them to death.

>>54686309
This was so retarded I had to reply in the next thread just to call you an idiot.

>>54689716
>Not being a dick and saying he likes something
>"What a fucking retard!"
You should probably take a long, hard look in the mirror and realize that the gaping, sypholitic asshole looking back you is your own relfelction.
kys

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>>54688012
Lemme get the cockatrice. Name him Doodle
Strong Bond boosting speed by 1
I'll take Grail as a buddy to frontman

Assuming beastmaster's have natural affinity to being a ranger just give me a crossbow, and take up Grail on those mage hunts. Poison every bolt with Cockatrice venom, and bing, bang, bitch.

To combatants that figure out the pussy in the back is the one doing the damage I expose my ultimate technique. Beating them with my pet cockatrice until he can get a bite in. The perfect fighting style. Save for people with actual weapons.

Me and my little shit of a death chicken should prolly handle the elf war seeing as how the only other option is a dragonrider, and that sounds like way too much of a bossfight for us.

Join the summer elf side, and try and exterminate some bugs seems like a strong idea for a pair who can't be poisoned.

Swap Grail for Taliss, and maintain the standard fighting style.

After the war just give me that danq regeneration blessing. Anything else seems a bit too grandiose.

Me and Doodle will be the greatest secondary characters of all time.

>>54689786
>saying he likes something

No, he was straight up fellating ZBG. 'Hear the wind' isn't original or neat, he's a complete idiot.

>>54689716
>>54689786

You know, going back and reading it, the complementary post reads a lot like the way ZBG writes. So it was probably someone very similar in temperament and taste.

>>54689811
I like it

>>54688012
Hope more DLC to this is made. One of my favorites.

>>54690055
think he said he both ran out of further ideas and primarily the same art from this set to base something off of

pretty damn dope though and hes become one of my favorite authors

>>54686733
>Crime: Rebellion
Make Humanity Great Again.
>Talent: Guerilla Tactics, Info Wars
>Expert Skills: Strategy, Leadership, Public Speaking
>Advanced Skills: Charm, Small Unit Tactics, Performance, Diplomacy, Politics, Empathy
>Basic Skills: Bluffing, Intimidate, Seduction, Drones, Hacking, Traps, Mechanics, Stamina, Evasion
Social build. I am the leader of the rebellion, after all.
>Perks: Experienced, Augmented, Advanced Ship, Well Stocked, Fully Manned
>Drawbacks: Public Enemy, Compulsion, Celebrity
Of course I'm going to focus on stuff that'll augment my dudes, and it's only natural that I'm going to be restarting the rebellion once I escape.
>Personal Equipment: TCS A-O8, Intruder, Polaris, Breach Boy, Valiant, Overseer, Guide Book
>Cybernetics: Ocular Implant, Neural Enhancer, Dermal Implant, Audial Implant, Vocal Modifier
Personal enhancement with an eye towards enhancing my ability to lead my men. Also, towards durability to survive bombs being dropped under the table.
>Crew Equipment: Security Gear, Weaponry, Tactical AI, Supplies, Spar Parts
Logistics is the key to warfare.
>Ship: Destroyer
Good all-around war vessel.
>Ship Extras: Cloak, Sickbay, Sensors, Support Craft, Jump Drive
Hit and run is important, and so is supporting my people on the planet's surface.
>Area: Federation
People of the Federation, your government promises you only death! It is time for you to seize a better tomorrow!
>Pursuer: Poppy Appleby
The thing about the people that kill for fun is that they're liable to do things like give their enemies a fighting chance. Also, it's only one person, and she's a girl, and unaugmented, by the looks of her.
>Crew: Amelia Young, Wei Jin, Allison Quinn, Dean Faulkner, William Heywood, Gabriela Ibarra, You Jeong, Debbie Benson, Faye Sessions
Idealists and rebels all, they'll form the core of the rebellion. I usually pick a harem of waifus in a CYOA with companions like this, but I decided to make an exception here.

>>54687354
This is really good, but I wish I had more options for features and upgrades.

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>>54688012
Mount - Siegebreaker
>Classic Hussar, as mount has build in lance would use sword and pistol.
Bond - weak - speed
Companions - Lisette - Grail - Jacob Strauss
>Got an in to higher social standing and a strong companion in Jacob. Combine with grail and Lisette(assuming she has magic) make a solid party for either hunts or escorting
Joust - Sir Rodrigo - Gransteen - Grom undertow - Kroghar
>Charger seems like it could take most other ground based foes but would be tough.
Reward - Grand feast - Grom Undertow
>Huge celebration earns reputation so easier jobs and perhaps titles and makes friends with Grom. Bring him into the group and then embark into the earth to help his people.

>>54688012
>Beast: Siege Breaker
>Bond: Strong Bond (Speed), Nemesis
>Job: Courier
>Companions: Lisette, Cally Mistpowder
>Nemesis: Whisper
A sexy, sexy nemesis who tries to steal from me but gets pinned down and fucked silly instead.
>Quest: The Grand Joust, War of the Elves
>Opponents: Cyrus, Riviera, Elenora, Sir Saridon
Cyrus has a Dire Pegasus; while he has enhanced planning powers, he'll be afflicted with poor luck that'll negate them and I can match his speed and physically overpower him. Riviera lacks the supernally-enhanced stats that I do as a Beastmaster, so I'll have my Siegebreaker ram her bear and then leap onto her steed to BTFO her at close range. Elenora, by contrast, has a normal steed that by Siegebreaker can BTFO in one charge (poor horse), and then we can double-team her. Finally, Sir Saridon, the reigning champion; his steed seems to have a similar power to the griffon but inverted, so I'll aim to try to take advantage of the fact that my Seigebreaker has maxed-out physical stats, while his likely doesn't, so I'll probably outclass him physically in at least one area.
>Reward: A Grand Feast (Ryanne Woodsong)
I meet and seduce Ryanne during the feast afterwards, and she joins the harem.

Then I use me connections to both sides of the Elven War and my notoriety from the Grand Joust to try to negotiate a peace.

>>54690475
companion from the grand feast has to be a joust participant.
Otherwise while seduce heavy, not bad.

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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>54686796
>>54689193
>Lileep, Frosslass
I ain't no sissy
>Scraffy
>Perks : Moist Nugget, TMs(Substitute, Grass Knot), Battle Items(Fluffy Tail, Zoom Lens, Escape Rope)
>Moves : Dig, Spite

>Thieves Faction
>Items : Custom Berries Trail Mix. Sitrus for health and Micle and Lansat for hit/crit.
>Faith : none
>Alignment : CN

>Combat
True victors never fight. To fight itself is to lose. No, the winners win by never engaging their opponents at all and dropping lead on the mofo's head from 3 miles away. I'm just a guy with a Moist Nugget, playing ya'll like you were...muppets? Yeah, that kinda fits, on those fairy faggots I spit...steel. I'm number one demimonde's pokey-mon, the goon with the gun, the hitscan abusing hitman. The Crafty Scrafty?

I use Fluffy Tails to grab your attention, never revealing my true intentions. Well, that and telling the wind's direction. Escape Rope is my safety net, I never enter any bets. Zoom Lens to scan for even the tiniest fleck, my careful strategizing leads you into check...mate.
>Companions
I usually work solo but some jobs are too loco to go about them mono...type.

>London Monferno, Survivalist and Scanvenger
Acts as decoy and spotter. Flashy, draws heat, gets enemy into the open and then kablamo!
>Gravy Hypno, Massive Creep and Mission Control
The MC helps me to think up lines to drop when I'm about to mop. And discover the best places for ambushes with Future Sight. He never assists with assassinations directly, instead he feeds me leads in our weekly meets. Yeah he's top dog.

Dice be gentle now.

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Last HxH CYOA version, I added companions on pages 3 and 4

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>>54690601
2/4

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>>54690614
3/4

>>54686686
This is amazingly made but it should be an older sister one instead.

My dream life is one with 3 cool anime older sisters like Takanashi.

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>>54690621
4/4

>>54690601
I still don't know what Hunter x Hunter is and doubt it would be fun to play a CYOA based on a setting I am unfamiliar with.

Is Traveler's Tale being worked on anymore? I check the blog and the last entry still says September of 2016.

>>54690710
Google is a thing that exist.

>>54690761
No thank you I'm not going to research a decade old anime to play an imaginary game.

>>54690819
>a decade old anime
Actually the first adaptation was in 1999, there was another one in 2011, and the manga is still ongoing.

>>54686733
>Lewd Behavior
Caught trying to seduce a politician's wife in order to mess with the natural political order of things (Expert Seduction)
I'm not sure if that actually gives me expert seduction for free but im going to assume that it does since that's what it's called
>Expert Talents: Charm, Diplomacy, Free seduction, Escape
>Advanced Talents: Strategy, Politics, Hacking, Acrobatics, Evasion, Unarmed
>Basic Talents: Piloting, Navigation, Empathy, Languages, Medicine, Stamina, Public Speaking, Performance, Biomechanics

>Perks: New Body
I'm going to be a cute trap. Since they will only know my age, race and gender, and i'll still technically be male, no one will suspect me from the description given to them because they'll automatically assume i'm a female.
>Experienced
Taking Astute for free

>Drawback: Public Enemy
Meddling in politics is quite frowned upon by space government as it turns out

>>54686756
>Weapons: TCS A-08 and Enforcer R3
>Equipment: Intruder, Phantom, Breach Boy, Polaris, Survival Gear
>Cybernetics: Vocal modifier, Cosmetics

>Crew Equipment: Fake ID, Supplies, Gold

>>54686776
>Ship: Feighter
>Ship Extras: Cloak, Jump Drive, Hydroponics

>Location: Independent

>Pursuers: Amy Robbins, Bruce Powell
If I can get near enough to Amy Robbins, I can sabotage all her efforts in plain sight. In the same way, I could get Bruce Powell fired by his already disdainful superiors.

I won't take any crew members because it's easier to stay hidden with less variables involved. My goal is to influence politics in a way that benefits me and allows me to be comfortable and rich and happy. Failing that, i'll just try to live under the radar as someone very unsuspecting, using my talents and equipment to make money the illegally via theft.

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>>54690852
>Actually

>>54690745
That's the exile blog, Highlander moved back here after redeeming her honor.

>>54690852
>Proving his point further
Only a rare couple of anime stood the test of time from the 80s and the 90s.
Sailor Moon is still pretty good.

>>54687082
I wonder if I can post my build anymore. On one hand, based on my build this choice was made, on the other, my build was slightly different than what the choice suggests (though I absolutely love the picture).

I've built Whimsicott or one of its evolutions trying to wiggle its way into organization of the jackass who kidnapped and pokemonized me against my will to make me, a human, his own footsoldier. I've decided to side with his enemies to show him he should have never messed with a human and just pushing one into pokemon body won't fly. Tried to destroy the organisation from the inside and exact bloody revenge on him for trying to make me his puppet and robbing me of dignity and free choice (or attempt to, at least). Feeding intel to said enemies, climbing up the ranks while murdering any strong supporters of the resistance and sabotaging their plans. Then let the people mop up what's left and all those fucktards to fuck each other up, letting the world burn for anyone who won't just try to escape the whole shitfest, before offing myself as well for I was one of the monsters of this world and don't want to be a pokemon anyway.

The build was kinda better written than this edgy synopsis now but still, fun was had. I'll remember my fluffy double-agent.

>>54690882
Doesn't make it less right.

Can someone make a dyke punching CYOA? I hate lesbians

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>>54691501

>>54691485
>You are on your way to the annual meeting of The Patriarchy when you see a lesbian protesting against people who are thinner than her.
>Do you:
>Punch her in the face.
>Kick her in the cunt.
>Attempt to role her enormous girth into traffic.
>Brain her with a 2x4.

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>>54691517

>>54691528
>role

>>54691528
>Attempt to role her enormous girth into traffic.
I wouldn't have enough strength for that, also I don't want my palms to get greasy.

>>54691538
It wouldn't be a CYOA without obvious spelling errors.

>>54691554
>implying my cyoas have obvious spelling errors

>>54691563
Oi weeb how is the cold war going?

>>54691623
only half a page left

>>54691648
Nice.

I can't tell if I would rather live a comfy, fulfilling life with a single person who loves me until death, or live in a world full of lewd shit and sexual fantasies coming true.

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>>54691536
>>54691517
>>54691501
If I use Magical realm to create more Cirno, can I get more points by making them all Brats?

>>54688904
>technically underage
I don't want to fuck a fourteen year old.

>>54691694
Then don't pick it, ham head.

>>54691721
but i want to fuck highschool sda

>>54691691
One cirno is not enough for you? You greedy bastard.

>>54691725
Then move to Alabama or Spain or somewhere else that 14 is legal.

>>54691751
That just makes SDA a thirteen or twelve year old. That's worse, anon.

>>54691758
Worse? Or better?

>>54691758
then move to japan or mexico where 13 is legal

>>54691751
I live in spain and i never noticed that 14 is legal. how the fuck i didn't notice?

>>54691782
Because you're a decent upstanding member of society.

>>54691782
it was changed to 16 like a year ago

>>54691790
But why?

>>54691796
it's fine, it's still 14 in germany and italy

>>54691805
But i hate germans and italians! i guess i will have to get in politics or something.

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RP Reminder - Join discord and ask me for an invite. Will be starting actively this weekend, but the room and world are coming together. Don't want to hear any whining later about not being able to join the RP; now's your chance. Will send one last reminder on Sunday.

>>54691740
I just want to have a Cirno to headpat at any moment of the day.

>>54691855
This an update?

>>54691855
is the world made already?

>>54691878
no
>>54691879
largely so. Filling in details, but a lot is available in discord. If people want I'll post the full world details here as an image when fully done.

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Are there cyoas that require intelligence to play?

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>>54688904
Thanks, anon. Though, the only one I can even remotely relate to is SDAi. I could use an AI to help me shitpost and make CYOAs.

Also, she should make you immune to bans, or at least highly resistant to them.

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Yuki Onna - I like magic. I'm sure god will be fine with it if I'm saving souls.
Nimue - C'mon, she's too sweet not to protect.

I'm surprised this one doesn't get posted more often.

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>>54692074

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>>54692079

>>54692074
Holy shit, look at those boobs!

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>>54692086

>>54690710
I still don't know what a nen really is, and >>54690819 this.

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Lost in the Nature
Initiatory Journey

Major:
Stealth
Born to Survive
Tracking

Minor:
Sharpshooter
Pain Tolerance
Patience
Supreme Agility
Infiltration

The Ritual Call
Royal Treasure
Lightweight Leather Armor
Al Yassir, the Legion of the Dunes

>>54692074
>>54692079
>>54692086
>>54692091
>Waifu cyoa
>search the one with the biggest boobs and pick her
Every time

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Referencing the machine elf phenomena. Neat.

Rolled 15 - Astarot
Well this is a dangerous roll. She's going to have to wipe her own ass, though.
Rolled 14 - Dislike
I don't think I want a girl made out of blades to dislike me. Obviously gonna spend 1 coin to shift her to Like.
Rolled 18 - Mantle of Invisibility
Pretty good roll, I suppose.
Rolled 15 - Prinny
This one is useless, though. I don't see any reason not to drive him off immediately.
Buy - Grimoire of the Dark Pope, Honorius
3 coins, but might as well make myself good for something.
Rolled 12 - Flying Frigate
A flying boat sounds nice, but considering the kind of world we live in, this is getting shot down and confiscated by the government.
Rolled 16 - Time Stop
Finally, something else useful. Now I'm Guldo, only not a showboating retard. So infinitely more effective.
Rolled 16 - Vesperti
What is this Duat bullshit? I'd probably end up going to Kahsz at the end or Vals if I can fuck off to some less rotten space empire somewhere in the universe.

The format makes me think there's a secret on the first page, but I'm too lazy to figure out what font that is.

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>>54692142

>>54692108
>>54692089
You two should be friends.

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Best Friend
Domesticated - I'll be really unambitious and get a dog.
Cuddly
Stubborn
Playful
The Tied String of Fate (5)
Strong Immunity (2)
Leave No Trace (3)
No Wate (3)
A Balanced Diet (2)
Clever (4)
Gentleness (2)
Disciplined (2)
Housebroken (1)
Telepathic Bond (5)
You've Got a Friend in Me (6)

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Body: Malachite
Mind: Agate
Social: Garnet
Companion: Aquamarine
Curse: Pearl

>>54692108
I feel gultiy about waifu cyoas despite them being my favorite type, because I already have an anime waifu

>>54692225
>Body
Malachite
>Mind
Agate
>Social
Pyrite
>Companion
Chrysocolla
>Curse
Painite, Sweet, sweet painite...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_0HMmQLgY4

>>54690601
>>54690614
>>54690621
>>54690626
Okay so just like >>54690710 I am not familiar with HxH but I can see that this is a very well made CYOA. Some basic explanations would drive it to top tier.
As for my "build", I would make a Nen Teacher no matter what I would roll. Screw the constant adventure (read: danger) of hunting, I'll live a cushy life as a mentor for hire.

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>>54687631
Strife

His stuff isn't all that old, but before DSA came around, he got the most out of the single page format. I feel like Urban Unease and the Village kind of raised the bar for one page cyoas

>>54692225
>body: malachite
Biological immortality, yes.
>mind: agate
General intelligence and creativity boosting sounds like something useful.
>social: aquamarine
I'm training to become a teacher, and one of the big problems teachers have is behavior management. This solves that, I think.
>companion: garnet
Waifu.
>curse: painite
Pain is temporary, especially since I can repair any long-term stuff in a year anyway.

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>>54692658
>male teacher
>on 4chan

>>54692142
>Rolled 13: Sydonay
Ah marvelous. i am now bound to a bitchy god how ''Lucky''.
>Rolled 20!?
Fuck fuck fuck what i am supposed to do now? What is she even god of? what is she going to do with my body? Don't get me wrong this is way better than be stuck with her, but she angered someone and now it is probably going to fuck me up instead.
>Items 19 puppy purse 14 midnight lost child(Upgrade!)
The purse is useful a bit disturbing though. But the midnight thing? i might actually get away with whatever she did with the help of this.
>Perks 10 forbidden meat 7 Intro to white magic(Upgrade!) Fairy in a bottle(Purchase)
I don't really have use for a extra coin, and eating the meat is not going to help me so i guess i will keep it. The book though it is actually more useful as i now have 5 in defense and 4 in sp.def making me a fucking wall. And i am buying the bottled fairy because she is kinda cute and i might get lonely so i will keep her around instead of eating her.
>Scenario 19 Cradle of civilization
I need a coin.

>>54692528
They're not that good.

>>54688904
You're just some rather blatant fanboy, aren't you.

>>54692052
Yes, all of them. Most just require very little of it to be played succesfully. They're mostly imagination-dependant, really.

>>54692074
I understand that the knight dude is just naive and I actually don't need to save any of them?

>>54692225
>pyrite
>curse: you must give up tenth of your wealth annually
Bitch please, overall tax rate is already higher than that so you comply with curse by being law obeying citizen.

>>54692814
1/10th of wealth != 1/10th of income.

If your house is worth 250k, you must now pay an extra 25k a year.

>>54692225
body : chrysocolla
mind : agate
social : painite
companion : garnet
curse : malachite

I'm tempted between chrysocolla and malachite for the body slot. With chrysocolla I can basically be anyone, rob banks, have tons of sex, etc., but with malachite I could maybe make it more permanent. I'd have my own fingerprints and everything with malachite, but it's also a lot slower. I do want to be a girl, so hopefully I can get a hot chick and then never worry about fingerprint and identity problem. SSN and whatnot will sitll be an issue though

>>54692800
I mean, he's naive and doesn't get that some of the girls are still a bit corrupt.

Thing is you don't need to help them, but this all confirms that god is real but not exactly like the Christian canon so you're really best off trying to redeem these girls into nice people for the sake of their soul and yours.

>>54692701
Imagine having a grown teacher who goes on 4chan.

Christ.

>>54692859
Doesn't sound like a problem to me. Are you underage or something, anon?

>>54692857
It's not like I'm an evil mastermind with a dream of ruling over people. All I want is an easy life and a nice demon girl to fuck.

>>54692869
>Doesn't sound like a problem to me.
You are already lost.

>>54692859
I'm a teacher too. I don't think it's a rare profession here.

>>54692892
English teacher in Japan doesn't count.

>>54692857
Mara and Qarinah seem like they are nice already so i will probably don't have to do anything at all so we can all NEET up and cuddle and stuff.

>>54686686
Op has posted the sad reminder: Anon's imouto has no friends. Just like Anon.

>>54692874
I mean, do you honestly think everyone here is twelve like you are?

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>>54692859
Imagine the guy on on cyoag designing his perfect loli waifu, picking his non-blood related daughteru or complaining about the lack of a trap option, is a grown up teacher at a school full of vulnerable children.

Jesus.

>>54692873
Just make sure they're nice and moral people and you only fuck after marriage, anon.

>>54692899
Sloth is a sin, so your job there would be to convince her to get up and do things sometimes.

>>54692949
>he wants his kids taught by a le 4channer
well, it's your gene pool

>>54692965
>He comes to 4chan but thinks he's better than other people here.
This kind of talk just makes you look self-loathing.

>>54692977
Why would I ever say that, anon?

You're not projecting, are you?

>>54692963
Oh yeah i forgot about that, i guess it is hell for me then.

>>54692985
>The dude ranting about how a teacher must obviously abuse his students because he goes to 4chan says other people are projecting.
I think you're the one coming into this with a guilty conscience.

>>54692998
You're the teacher, aren't you?

Why couldn't you pick a respectable profession, like animator for an anime studio.
>>54692997
Purgatory probably desu.

>>54693013
I'm not a teacher, no. I can't handle screaming brats.

>>54692959
>Vulnerable children
If he can make them shut the fuck up while in class i don't care about his methods. God the voices they never stop talking and talking and talking all the fucking time!

>>54693036
the void-touched should not be teachers either

>>54686759
Чтo cлyчилocь?
>>54688275
Fuck WHOM? And here I began to think /cyoa/ could not sink lower.

>>54692998
You step into your daughter's classroom to meet her new teacher and have a pleasant talk when a gust of wind blows a stack of paper off his desk. Amongst other things you see a printed version of >>54686686. How do you react? How would a normal parent react assuming they took the time to read and see what's on the paper?

>>54693049
Who the fuck would print that

>>54693049
If he has CYOAs printed he probably also has ''Pocket hentai''

>>54693075
how else could you shove it up your ass

>>54692701
>>54692859
Don't forget anons: you're here forever.

>>54693082
I never forget.

>>54693081
Who the fuck would shove that up their ass

>>54693049
Considering I've also played that CYOA I'd call him a retard for printing CYOAs and move on with my life.

>>54693075
Answer the question.

>>54693104
I'd tell him onee-chans are superior and give him a swirlie.

>>54693092
how new are you

>>54693104
They'd think he really wants a little sister.

>>54693097
You honestly see nothing wrong with a male teacher designing an imaginatory little sister which might have traits like being lustful, habits like sniffing/finger-licking, and a customized body including the size of her boobs?

>>54693104
Why are you assuming that anyone who comes here is necessarily into every bit of weird shit that passes through this thread? It's possible to sift for gold.

>>54693049
I'd offer to be his little sister, for a price.

>>54693152
lol

>>54693139
I don't conflate fantasy with reality, no. Personally I wonder how people like you survive on a fantasy board that's all about being something you're not or imagining things you can't/won't do in real life.

>>54693126
Who the fuck is new

>>54693163
(You)

>>54692225
Body: Amber
Wings or Hulk sounds great, but regeneration to that high of an extent is too good to pass up.
Mind: Agate
A strong imagination is hard to find. A good one is even harder.
Social: Flintstone
I love fighting and being able to do it and actually have something good come from it would be great.
Companion: Chrysocolla
I don't generally like companions and I don't want to just take a billion dollars, so I'll just take myself and do weird clone things with me.
Curse: Pearl
Easily the least bad, only curse that doesn't affect me directly.

>>54692895
Science teacher in the US. You remember that old mantra from the legion days, We are your mothers and fathers, brothers and sisters, next-door neighbours, all that shit? With 4chan's population getting older, it's only becoming more true.

>>54693139
The student isn't even his sister so your comparison is fucked from the start, you sperg.

>>54693152
It's literally the OP image. I wanted to avoid someone complaining I cherry picked a cyoa halfway across the thread. This is the first image anyone would see upon visiting the thread.

>>54693154
It's not the same, man. It's just not the same.

>>54693178
Everyone seems to disagree with you or think you're an autist either way, anon.

>>54693174
So glad I don't live in the US right now not that it matters >implying I'll reproduce

>>54693139
>Ostracize someone because of a fantasy
Perhaps you are the one who is a bit wrong in the head?

>>54693049
I'd unironically alert the authorities. Tell them I saw questionable content in the personal belongs of my kid's school teacher involving minors: some strange game where the goal was designing a young girl that included many options involving pedophilia.

>>54693202
>everyone disagrees with you anon! I can tell because everyone I reply to is one person.

>>54693210
Sure anon, sure. Whatever makes you more comfortable in your eternal triggering.

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Its too early to turn the thread into this anons.

>>54693207
nigga you dumb

the situation is intentionally hyperbolic but in such a situation you absolutely should do >>54693209 (although first you should probably ask about it given maybe he confiscated it from a particularly dumb student?).

>>54693221
Nah. If something i would tell him that his imouto is shit.

>>54693209
>>54693221
If you're in the US literally the only thing they could charge him with would be indecency, which is a catch all category for when people see your porn and the judge doesn't like you. No kind of drawn material is currently banned here.

Posts like this make me wonder if you're a Euro, in which case you being triggered by this kind of thing means you should just avoid this thread.

>>54693207
People in a position of (relative) power should be held to higher standards. If your fantasies involve taking advantage of the demographic you're responsible for, you should look for a different job.

To be honest, there's literally nothing wrong with loving children and also being a teacher. In fact, I'd say it's almost a prerequisite. If you theoretically have the capacity to love children in a sexual way too, that's not necessarily a problem. It doesn't mean you're going to start raping kids, just like how a normal person can talk to a woman and even be attracted to her without sexually abusing her.

>>54693238
Are you sure? Looking at this stuff online is one thing, but having it around kids in your work environment is a totally different thing.
>>54693241
why are you so mad anon?

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>>54693251
>Literal U Mad? response

>>54693251
You're imouto is a shit

>>54693251
Yeah, if he did not started raping kids i doubt that he will any time soon.

>>54693251
Why did you try and present it like the dude here was doing that if you consider that the problem and not that he does CYOAs?

>>54693241
If you're in the US getting charged or investigated for "indecency" involving even 3D pictures of minors is enough to destroy your career and keep you away from children for the rest of your life.

>>54693267
I guess you just have problems then.
>>54693271
Because I'm not the other anon.

>>54693049
The concept of a printed cyoa is fucking hilarious to me. Like there is just this normal looking teacher guy who brings a briefcase to work every morning, and you assume it's filled with important curricula and stuff, but at his desk during a test all he's doing is deciding who should be his demon roommate and hoping the printer ink doesn't smudge the text.

>>54693274
yeah I really don't get what people aren't getting here

this isn't a good thing to have around as a teacher of kids

>>54693274
>Even 3D like you think a CYOA is worse than the real thing
Man you're far down the sjw hole.

Senpai, he didn't even break a law, in cases like this, you're just trying to ruin his life because you're triggered.

>>54693241
>Posts like this make me wonder if you're a Euro
Don't bundle me with that autist. Euros might be a bunch of sissies but they are not that bad.

>>54693279
>Because I'm not the other anon.
Then don't support his retarded argument.

>>54693309
Some of you are, anon. Like Germans.

do you guys like mindslaver
I always end up picking too many fucking boons

>>54693310
But I support this particular part of his retarded argument.

>>54693331
It's okay.

>>54693301
All I'm saying is that the parents and media would raise hell. I don't care if you like lolis but don't get a job involving children then.

>>54693320
Yeah, if our country were better i would like it to fuck off the EU.

>>54693320
>have a bunch of laws you don't like
"what a bunch of sissies"
tbf I'd take this over the total lack of consumer protection US gets

>>54693333
But this particular part is just an example he wanted to use to illustrate why anyone coming to this thread is innately a monster that's going to break down and rape children. Excepting himself of course.

>>54693346
I think he was joking anon. It's a pretty common joke elsewhere.

>>54693309
>be Euro
>get arrested for saying something rude about muslims

>>54693342
I do like Germany's consumer protection. Not your hate speech laws though.

>>54693309
Come on, some of us in Europe, at least eastern part of it, do fine.

good job on polluting another thread

>>54693347
You overestimate this thread.

>>54693346
It's not. Just the thought of teachers and certain other professionals enjoying particular cyoas worried me.

>>54693348
Muslims are a proud race. Why would you insult them?

>>54693364
Because you are an autist who likes to pretend you're better than everyone else and can't separate fact from fiction, right.

>>54693350
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>54693301
He's right though, the soccer mom brigade will have his balls in a vice.

>>54693348
It could be worse, at least my parents agree that shit is fucked and they should get fucking shot like the vermin they are.

>there are people IN THIS THREAD who are so far gone they think it's acceptable for a teacher to fantasize about fucking kids

>>54693375
I didn't say he was wrong. I said that in the cases where someone doesn't break the law but you whine to the cops anyway, even if those cops aren't gonna charge him, all just for the purposes of ruining his life? It's hard to be a bigger asshole than that.

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>>54693281
I've unironically considered printing cyoas before, then realized that it would be extremely autistic and pointless

>>54693382
Better for everyone to be a smelly NEET like you, eh?

>>54693382
>there are people IN THIS THREAD who are so far gone they think it's acceptable for a teacher to not fantasize about fucking kids

>>54693382
Remove the stick of your ass Anon. As long they do not commit the crime and don't have the intention to do so what is the harm in it?

>>54686686
>be american
>go to Europe
>call someone a worthless nigger in public
>get arrested
>cry yourself to sleep as you mumble incoherent references to freedom

>>54693331
Kind of. It's the best of its kind, but the boon section is all fucking over the place. Some of that stuff would be better left out as an assumes inherent ability regardless of choices, and the drawbacks are all too shit to take without ruining the power fantasy. Also should give immortality free, without the need for auto hypnosis.

>>54693417
But you get free inmortality

>>54693417
My favorite fantasy with that one is taking the Familiar, give it a bunch of boons, have it gender swap me then go whore myself out and feel infinite pleasure

>>54693405
This to be honest. Honestly, I'm pretty sure being a pedophile is a positive trait for teachers, since at least you've got a reason to care about those little shits.

>>54693417
>>54693436
Oh, I also end up whoring myself to Laura for the measly extra two points

>>54693367
More important than insulting them is they feeling insulted. Then you find yourself at the mercy of a court deciding if something you said will get punished (but only in your case and just today).

>>54693331
It's unironically one of my favorite lewd Cyoas. It has more imagination potential than Messed Up Waifu and more down to earth options than Infected, my other two favorites.

Next to Time Stop Chill Zone it's probably highest on my "Wish I Had That" list

>>54693382
>There are people on 4chan this triggered by lolis.
We have fallen far.

>>54693461
Infected is the only one of his CYOAs I'd rank highly and it's exclusively because weirdo sex parasites are my thing.

>>54693436
I pick the Familiar because I think it'd be cool to have a partner in crime, as into that shit as I am

>>54693331
It's not really my fetish. The most I'd use it for is filling myself with little squirmy worms that give me super powers while getting me off.

>>54693436
>>54693476
>get familiar
>get a bunch of boons
>go to a party
>turn it into a giant orgy
the dream

>>54693465
It's just normalfags being normalfags.

>>54693465
The twilight of the mods is nigh

If you could live out one CYOA after you die, which one would you pick?

>>54693524
Magical Realm.

>>54693524
Royal revival. Not only it is fitting it also allows me to be a cute princess.

>>54693524
Royal Revival. I mean I'd rather actually game the fuck out of a bunch of meta cyoa to gain more power, but that's a bit cheap.

>>54693524
I'd want to live in some mundane fantasy world with you guys.

>>54693524
Nemesis so I can ruin >>54693533 and >>54693543 's lives.

>>54693524
The one I'm making right now, on the topic of life after death.

>>54693562
Why would you do that?

>>54693373
Yeah, what would be funny about it? We don't get immigrants, at least here ecnomy and GDP increases, no terrorism, infrastructure develops, society that's naturally working without need for soe political correctedness and other SJW (in fact, I suspect those movements are self-sabotaging, making things worse).

>>54693524
Mine, if it's any good when it's finished.
As a more serious answer, I made a rather comfortable plant based hivemind in Pervy Super Person, and I kind of like capeshit.

>>54693281
You know what, you made my day, Anon. Have a (You).

>>54693382
Yes, majority of the people who are here in general. GTFO back to tumblr, normalfag.

>>54693558
I can imagine it as all of us banding together and creating some sort of ''Adventurers guild'' Full of powerfags and little girls, and i love how that sounds.

>>54693524
If it doesn't have to be one that starts with "you died", conduit. Infinite life with unlimited power, but drawn out over time and also with infinite exploration.

>>54693605
I'm just kidding, fren. I'd probably pick dream prince if I had a guarantee the world is stable and won't be a dreamlike plane.

>>54693524
Possibly Conduit, would lock myself in my Bevin or that CYOA where after death you are a lord of some demonic but pretty comfy dimensions with harems, servants, magic, super power up of the player and stuff.

>>54693680
Thank god, nothing would be more desparing that dying finally getting happy happy life, and suddenly lord biggus dickus destroyer of fun appeared to kill me and i end up reincarnated here again.

>>54693524
Dream Prince, Time Stop Chill Zone, or Mindslaver if it's just me

If we all go there, something like Battlemage, Monster Hunter, or Necromancer would be cool. The grand cyoa adventure. We play until we're all dead, then we respawn in a new adventure cyoa. Valhalla for the faithful

>>54693695
>>54693532
Or that, that'd be good. Generally, godhood in a private dimension with one's own civilization. Even powerfantasy aside, it's all basically living again, just in a world more befitting one's tastes.

>>54693524
Worm CYOA v1

if that was off the table, Altering History or Time-Stop Chill Zone.

>>54693719
>We play until we're all dead, then we respawn in a new adventure cyoa. Valhalla for the faithful
You could make a religion out of this

>>54692209
Aww, cute pet, anon. What type of dog?

>>54693784
I'd probably go with a long haired collie, I've always thought they were cute.

>>54693524
Saying my own CYOA would be gauche, even though they fit pretty well with my perferred fantasy life. So probably something like Urban Unease with no hostile phenomena. No responsibilities, just a life full of friendly neighbours who mostly like you.

>>54693524
Magical Realm, no question. It's power fantasy meets lack of danger (unless you want it) meets adventure meets whatever-the-hell-you-want.

>>54693494
Sometimes I think these threads do deserve to be removed.

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>>54693524
Hero Academy, easy.

>>54693382
>implying that there aren't people who like the adult waifu options in these CYOAs

>>54693524
That one God cyoa

>>54693719
>wanting to share your afterlife with some of the posters in these threads, especially after they've been given magic powers

I'd rather not hang out with a bunch of immortal rapists thanks

>>54691805
No wonder so many Spaniards are moving away from their home country.

>>54693880
I'll protect you, anon.

>>54693880
>>54693926
>>54693765
>die for real and end up in Valhalla as a power-fantasy warrior
>if you die a second time in Valhalla you get revived as a cute, immortal valkyrie waifu, but you're still surrounded by all those power fantasy loving anons
There is a lewd cyoa hidden in these concepts.

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>>54693524
One of the ones that basically let you be a DnD character. Get some healing powers and choose a party and go on adventures with the power of friendship.

Though if I'm being honest, I am sorely tempted by the pervy ones, like the one where you're a dunmer slave or the one where you're in prison and you choose punishments and stuff, since I'm a pervert.

>>54692229
I have a waifu too, so for me waifu cyoa's are the waifu of the theoretical character in the cyoa's world who never met my waifu.

>>54693382
Fantasy is fantasy. People don't choose their fantasies. It's only evil if they act. In fact, if someone's fantasy is bad, then good for them if they never act on it, they deserve a medal.

>>54693981
Odin is your dad, just tell him you'd prefer to be someone's waifu instead of a slutty Valhallan barmaid and he'll set up a test where they'll actually have to be heroic for you.

>>54693524

>Fork In The Road: Become a knight with a loving princess with a fantastic chest, inherit a kingom, be the Isekai hero of your dreams.

>Trapped in a Game with Cute Girls: Japanese RPG, spend eternity going through cool dungeons with your party of cute, loving princess waifus.

>War of the Zodiac Brides: Get married to Lucianna and spend eternity as an epic king of godly power in a fantasy world.

>High School JRPG: Spend eternity as a teenager hanging with friends, playing games, watching movies, reading books, enjoying club activities, and occasionally saving the world with your supernatural powers.

Really any of these would do.

>>54694047
>listing only mediocre cyoa's that have been posted in the last 24 hours

get out of here you fucking normie fraud

>>54694095
... I can't say that I wasn't thinking this.

>>54694095
>Normie
frogposter.

>I want to _____ SDA

>>54694286
Lick.

>>54693524
The Dark City. That kind of dark modern fantasy simmering underneath a simple, pleasing life is what keeps it interesting for me.

>>54691855
If you wanted to imbue humanity with magic, but didn't want to include yourself in that in order to keep balance, can you just designate yourself as a different race that looks and acts exactly the same but doesn't get the bonuses?

>>54694286
Punch

>>54694352
>If you wanted to imbue humanity with magic, but didn't want to include yourself in that in order to keep balance, can you just designate yourself as a different race that looks and acts exactly the same but doesn't get the bonuses?
I see no real harm in that. Just count humanity as a Friendly race in that case for balancing, as opposed to "your race".

>>54693401
Exactly.

>>54686686
I don't understand things like this. Is anyone who actually has a younger sister interested in these? I kind of assume it's guys who never had a younger sister but fetishize the idea of one (at least the anime style), since having a younger sister kind of kills the appeal of that fantasy

>>54692067
No problem man!

>>54694444
I dunno i do it because i miss my sister.

>>54694498
Just call her every once in a while
I'm sure she wouldn't mind

>>54694444
I have a mom, but I still fantasize about that incest CYOA with moms and sisters.

>>54694394
Alright, now for Firedancer being able to apply to different elements, should I consider them all to be one school of magic when imbuing?

>>54694523
That is going to be hard unless i try to do a seance.

>>54694523
Not that anon, but I also miss my sister because she's dead. So. That response may not work.

>>54694444
I have a little sister but I don't want to fuck her even if I think imoutos are for tender dickings. I can't well explain, I want to protect my liitle sister and make sure she's happy and safe. When I masturbate to imoutos I imagine some one else. I'll deal with it someday

>>54694540
>Alright, now for Firedancer being able to apply to different elements, should I consider them all to be one school of magic when imbuing?
No, each is a separate school, sorry.

>>54693331
I liked it alot when I played as a slave

>>54694498
I'm not really into it, but I miss mine too.

>>54694523
She doesn't talk to me after I broke the legs of a thirty year old dude that diddled her when she was eight.

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>>54694286
Win the lottery and give the jackpot to

>>54694494
Now, never do something like this, ever again.

>>54693880
Don't kid yourself, anon. You and us, we're not that different. I'm probably more cute and romantic than you, too

>>54690601
>>54690614
>>54690621
>>54690626
god damn random chance CYOA

>>54688904
SDA seems relatively okay dude (for a namefag) but this whole fanboyism of yours is meh. Plus, I've heard that Highlander is actually pretty cool, down-to-earth, tomboyish girl so I am afraid she wins by default.

>>54694629
>You will never be cute and instead you look menacing as fuck
Woe is me

>>54694676
Yup...

>>54693524
This to be honest >>54693558 >>54693644
It would be more fun to go full Log Horizon than be the only one with powers. Just a bunch of randoms spawn into the world as level 80's with the levelcap at 100 or so.
Then working together, laughing at inside jokes, memeing together. Making waifu pillows and shit.
Oh fuck where's that screencap. You know the one. It's exactly what I described.
It ends with two old people meeting each other and doing a weird pose that only the 4channers knew.

>>54693719
>>54693765
This too

>>54694618
Man, becoming estranged with your sister and breaking your legs on the same day must have been tough.

>>54694628
Aw man...

>>54694736
9/10

>>54694444
I don't play it as a younger sister, probably because I have one.

I usually go for the cousin or step-sister option, the oldest type

>>54693524
Dream Prince

>>54694736
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING OLD!?

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>>54694444
Fuck yeah I do

>>54694692
>Oh fuck where's that screencap. You know the one. It's exactly what I described.
I am not sure I know but I'd gladly see it.

>>54694904
One of the dudes is some oldass archmage, that's all I remember. They walk away without saying hi or chatting, but they know.
God, how lonely must I be that my comfiest, coziest fantasy is going to a fantasy world with people from this thread/4chan (and to be highleveled on day one) ?

>>54694444
Sure, I just never fantasize about my actual sisters. Same deal with milfs, cousins, and so on. Helps that I don't find them sexually appealing in any respect, the fucking slobs.

>>54694444
I have TWO younger sisters, and I love anime imoutos. I guess it's for the idealized kind of imouto that a guy would want and may or may not want to stick his dick into. I certainly would.

>>54694981
>God, how lonely must I be that my comfiest, coziest fantasy is going to a fantasy world with people from this thread/4chan (and to be highleveled on day one) ?
I don't think it's that weird. sure, we're all strangers often arguing, shitting around and many of us are different enough that possibly we'd hate each other under different circumstances but at the same time we're people from all around the world, all walks of life, of all ages and beliefs and yet united in common interests (even when not agreeing on all minutae of them), understanding of some topics, exchanging memes, remembering events. It connects people.
For all it's worth, I'd be cautious of joining some fantasy world with anons myself, but if we'd have some VR Log Horizon/SAO MMO, I'd totally could drink some mead with you and go for some adventure (no homo) provided you'd wait with the high-level stuff since for me, whenever I got considerable power the game was becoming unpleasant, boring, too much kitsch swords-on-fire Mary Sue bullshit.

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>>54694047
>If you could live out one CYOA after you die
>>54693524
>Fork In The Road
>War of the Zodiac Brides
Well this is a nice change of pace from the last thread! Don't worry, I won't let it go to my head. I'm honored that two of my CYOAs made your list, I hope you'll add Guardian Spirit to the list once it's done! Since the setup is the cliche, "You're dead," it seems fairly appreciate.
>>54694095
>you fucking normie fraud
Sup, Kettle?
Celt! Get the salt!

>>54688904
Smug Wendy SDA I guess.
Easily has the best body, and she gives me free food for massaging her ass?

Sold.