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Commander Farsight confronts the Ethereals edition

Previous Thread: >>54421181

>FAQ (New FAQ):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/02/warhammer-40000-faq-now-available-july2gw-homepage-post-1/

>FW FAQ
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/15/new-and-updated-forge-world-faqs-july16gw-homepage-post-2/

>Designer's Commentary (FAQ 0.1)
https://17890-presscdn-0-51-pagely.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Warhammer_40000_Designers_Commentary-ENG.pdf

>Latest news :
https://www.warhammer-community.com

>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
>Everything 8th edition in pdf(and epub), SW:A, WIP and BB are here too, no novels.
https://mega.nz/#F!64wmnBZR!rWcm37EkOOeToeueqhPjpA

>Old megas
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
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>WIP Math-hammer doc (Chart-Anon doing Emperor's work)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing
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Gk storm shields when
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SM: July 29th
CSM+GK: August 19th
DG: September 23rd
T'AU+AM: October 7th
TYRANID+BA: November 11th
NECRONS+TS: December 9th
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlkeURdZ8D8&t

New Duncan

"WHTV Tip of the Day - Tyranid Speed Painting."
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>>54424511
Only pussies with no spine or balls need stormshields to hide behind.
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>>54424511
GIBE GK CODEX NOW
GIBE INFO
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I'm the real Mr. Monolith by the way
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>>54424517
>T'AU+AM
>AM
As in AM for Astra Militarum or AM for Adeptus Mechanicus?
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>>54424544
yes
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>>54424517
Where'd you get this info? Is this real? Is it confirmed?
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The Return of the King.
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>>54424551

Straight out of his ass
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>>54424206
Is just 2 plasmaguns really worth it though?
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>>54424551
It's the same person throwing random release dates based on nothing but wild guesswork around each thread in the hope of trolling BOLS or Naftka.
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>>54424530
>Rip the Relics, Warlord Traits, and Psychic Powers from your 7e codex
>Rip the Grey Knight section from the Index
>Stick them together in a three ring binder

8e Codex Grey Knights right there!
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Nth for space marines get no special treatment
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>>54424571
But muh truescale knights... Muh storm shields..
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>>54424579
>new codex
>no special treatment
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>>54424544
>HMMMMM DOES HE MEAN ONE OF THE OLDEST AND WIDELY PLAYED FACTIONS IN THE GAME?
NO. MUST BE LITERALLY WHO ROBOFUCKERS
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>week 1, Star Collecting!
>not in stock even online though
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>>54424511
Grey knights do not need storm shields, they have a psychic power named Aegis which literally means shield. Oh wait, they don't. Thanks Obama
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Konor Page is up!
DEATH TO THE CORPSE WORSHIPERS!!
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>>54424561
>GIANT FUCKHEUGE MONOLITH
>Still only 4 Flux Arcs
kek
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>>54424579
>psyker week comes around
>laughingtyranids.png
>Lord of War week comes around
>cryingtyranids.gif
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>>54424596
NPC factions don't matter anyway for the campaign, it's all about Imperium VS Chaos. Next time pick a real army :^)
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>>54424601
>First Planet/Week is Imperial Defense
I WAS BORN FOR THIS WAR
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>Fate of Konor themes
>have to purchase and paint new models in the span of a week
What the fuck. I'll be lucky to get elites delivered on time to paint them up if I start immediately. How recent can the models be?
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>>54424625
You also have to verify your bought and painted models and games played in a GW store.
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>>54424580
>Muh sandwiched between two brand new armies who got all the new kits
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>>54424625
Just buy instore goy.
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>>54424601
Those IG have Terra sized testicles.
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>>54424656
Aka why fucking bother.
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>>54424579
>Yet another cash grab by the supposedly 'nu' Games Workshop.
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>>54424596
They gotta rebox them with T'au Empire and 8e rules
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Reposting a list that everyone hates in hopes of finding Ynnari players to bounce ideas

2k Ynnari 7CP
Battalion Detachment
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Autarch Skyrunner, x2 avenger shuriken catapults
Yvraine
Yncarne
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x5 Corsair Skyreavers, shardcarbines
x5 Corsair Skyreavers, shardcarbines
x5 Corsair Skyreavers, shardcarbines
x5 Corsair Skyreavers, shardcarbines
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x5 Scourges, dark lances
x5 Scourges, dark lances

Vanguard Detachment

Farseer
Warlock Skyrunner, singing spear
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x10 Shadow Spectres, exarch
x10 Shadow Spectres, exarch
x6 Shadow Spectres, exarch

SS get -2 to hit with conceal, get two phases of shooting with soulburst from Corsair screen, farseer with 24" range casts fortune on a unit of 10 rerolling misses to hit on prism rifles that generate an extra attack per hit up to 3. Autarch gives rerolls of 1 to hit for the other units. Yvraine gives free soulburst in psyker phase allowing a unit of dark lance scourges to make 12 S8 AP-4 D6 damage shots a turn
The prism rifles are already pretty capable of rending but are only D1 without use of a prism blaster which put the spectre in rapid fire range of enemy units. What I'm worried about are flyers.

Before anyone mentions cheese for using a good (not OP) FW unit I'm playing against vets that don't play fluffy armies. Not the reason for picking asuryani units but it doesn't hurt having them either
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>>54424607
Btw am gay
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>>54424625
>my faction has no SC!
>half my army isn't painted
>rules heavily gimp deep strike armies
JUST
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>>54424689
It's been more than one week now, is it? Anyone gave feedback?
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>>54424701
Is it grey knights?
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>54424696
>namefag
>gay
No shit sherlock
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>>54424656
But then why do my flgs's have the poster up?

Meanwhile in the land of the rising K.
>-
>I Have An Elite
>I Can Have A Vehicle
>*autistic screeching noises*
>-
>-
wew.
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>>54424579
Here's the million dollar question.
Which race is literally most fuck by this list?
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>>54424710
Dark Angels. My Deathwing are fucking screwed now.
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Never forget
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>>54424729
As dark eldar we have no psykers all of our elites are sold out and we have to boost a wraith knight for lord of war.
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>>54424743
O hey, two of my posts are in there? Why is this screencap worthy again?
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>>54424763
It's not.
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>>54424703
I got some really really good advice about using squads of 10 and the use of corsair to allow the spectres to jump wherever they want and still get soulburst. Also learned that farseer have 24" range so it's not pertinent to have him as skyrunner if I want to cast fortune on a unit of spectre. Doom is another story, 24" targeting an enemy unit which is no way within range. Initially I had two squads of 10 scourge without heavy weapons because I'm stupid so that was corrected as well. The list has actually come a long way but I don't think it has any way of dealing with flyers
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>>54424729
Sisters have no start collecting, no psykers, and no lord of war.
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>>54424780
Fug.
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>>54424656
That's not a problem, my LGS is even in the store finder on the site.
I don't really keep receipts but I think the store owner might.
>>54424672
Already do, my LGS has good deals usually.
>>54424701
Both my factions, Daemons of Slaanesh and CSM, have a SC!
The problem is I already have the CSM one, and I bought the equivalent models for the Daemons of Slaanesh one before the actual SC! got spoiled.
So I don't want to buy that.
In order to qualify for the Elite I'd either need for my semi-new Chosen, basically just blinged out CSM, to count, or I have to buy a new model and hope it arrives.
I'm not buying another vehicle so unless one of my unpainted Helbrutes is allowed to count if I finish it, that isn't happening either.
I MIGHT meet the psyker demand since I'm building a custom kitbashed Daemon Prince soon, but with the way the order has gone so far the Herald of Slaanesh I'm using won't arrive until after this stupid campaign.
I have some unpainted Bikers and some unfinished Warp Talons that might count, but there's no fucking way I'm going to be able to afford a new Lord of War with my other bills.
This campaign is literally pay to win.
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>>54424756
At least you have a LoW

T. Buttblasted nidfag
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So I'm not a super huge fan of th tesseract ark model; any ideas for conversions or kit bashing?
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>>54424780
And no flyers.

Forgot to remove fake name...
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>>54424780
Literally who
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>>54424493
*Space Marine walks into a barracks, a guardsman glances over.*

Mornin' Sergeant Blood Angel.

No luck catchin' them Alphariuses then?

"It's just the one Alpharius actually."
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>>54424780
>no start collecting,
Choose an IMPERIUM Start Collecting
>no psykers,
Choose an IMPERIUM psyker
>no lord of war.
Choose an IMPERIUM Lord of War

It's like you don't even WANT to play 8e
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>>54424796
I intentionally chose not to use a LoW....oh wait "Terrain" counts? Aquila Macro Cannon is go!
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>>54424795
I'm gonna try getting a Dark Talon for Fliers week although I do have plenty of Fast Attack
For Lord of War and Vehicles might get chingchong china Spartan to deal with deepstrike nerf.
I don't even know what the fuck I'll do for Psykers.
And yeah this shit is pure P2W.
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So does buying models earn points for your factions?
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>>54424796
Least you have a SC box
T. anally annihilated GS cultist
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>>54424833
Gotta buy them AND paint them a rare combo thought to be myth in many LGS's.
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>>54424827
So how much you wanna bet the Ultrasmurfs win from kids with rich parents buying them new models?
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>>54424806
Come on, tell me who are (You), (You), ahhhhh (You)
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>>54424372
>And not nearly as killy
Typhus loses 1 attack and gains a strenght. apart from that a HT with ST is the same*. a HT with 2 ST has 6 attacks to typhuses 4, and after the intiall DS alpha strike, typhus has to waddle around with his M4. By saccrficing an attack a HT can also get 3 short range, assult autocannons.

The Big T does have 1 better invun (4++ vs 5++) and a better sv, but its pretty close over all

*Typhus re-rolls ones to wounds, HT re-rolls 1's to his
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https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/18/choosing-the-right-chapter-tactic-for-your-successorsgw-homepage-post-4/

Ziggys boys can re-roll charges now, bettee than the old righteous zeal rule?
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>>54424401
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>>54424797
Dis.
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>>54424850
Not only that, they have access to the best flier in the game, a cheap LoW and have all the versatile shit that vanilla marines have. And they have a SC box too. Fuck.
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>OK anon, so this is my Tech priest dominus
wat do?

do you allow "pin up" style models in your games?
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>>54424873
No! They're all shit! And without paying points for Chapter Tactics, literally everyone you know will play Ultramarines!

Please add a seperate points cost to CTs GW.
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>>54424906
>t. Npc
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>>54424900
Neat! I play with the Ryan Diaz deamonnetts myself.

Some of the best models GW has ever put out honestly.
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>>54424873
Better than their 6th/7th ed chapter tactics thats for sure. Im very curious to see their stratagem.
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>>54424900
I'd probably tell you to go hire a hooker for your own sake.
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>>54424900
No, because a bullet to her boobs would kill her.

There's a reason techpriests have overlayed metallic torsos.

They consider flesh weak, so a bare-chested techpriest is a failure.

(Also I get embarrassed being around such desperately horny neckbeards that they need to add nudity to their normal minis. I love me a curvy thicc girl, but not like this. This is just sad.)
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>>54424887
And to make matters worse a bunch of Xenos players on /tg/ here said they'd side with Imperium.
Guess we won't get to kill off the Ultrasmurfs after all.
>>54424900
I play Slaanesh so clearly boobs on a model doesn't bother me at all.
Other factions doing it doesn't make a lot of sense but I don't really mind.
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>>54424957
>Mfw seeing people still post my mug edit

Makes me happy
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>>54424957
Fuck that, im siding Thousand Sons.
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>>54424957
Xenos here will murder imperials for souls.
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>>54424493
So, reposting from last thread; do Sicarian Dragoon's -1 to hit basically make Overwatch non-existant?
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>>54424971
Shouldn't you be siding with the Dark Angels? They're gay AIDS infested pedos just like you.
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>>54424966
It's a good edit, you deserve to be proud and happy.
>>54424971
Good man, fuck the Imperium.
>>54424987
Sounds like a fair deal to me.
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>>54424929

Probably something shitty since gw has no love for crazy space catholic crusaders
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>>54425003
And that one's -my- edit of picture related.

I don't have it anymore, since I wore out the whole smug ultramarine joke.
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>>54424900
I have no problem with people using them, but as far as third party stuff goes the "sexy" models tend to be pretty ugly.
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>>54425012
Only 40k stuff I have is Slaanesh so this is all 3 of my mug pictures.
I probably have other edits in my reaction folder but that thing is a fucking mess.
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>>54424602
It isn't the amount, but how you use them.
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That actually looks so much better.
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>>54425034
You may know it.

Ultramarine holding a mug, using the face of that one dude from that disney movie i forgot the name of, tangled I think.

Because the smile was so perfectly smug with the words "Emperor's Finest" on the mug.
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Anyone got the picture of all of the Skitarii leader with the shock prod?
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>>54425060
Still looks like shit, however, provide me with a source now
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>>54424604

>Lord of War week comes around
>36biovores.JPG
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>>54424873
>>54424906
>>54424929
>>54425004

Templars also have two boss special characters with good auras, a unique squad and the emperor's champ who eats characters and monsters.

For what it's worth, failing a crucial charge can cost you the game. Also the reroll makes it less risky to charge from outside flamer range if you need to hit a unit with heavy flamers. It's got a lot of good already ... BTs don't really need too much more desu.
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>>54425069
I want a Creed with a tiny Baneblade in the mug
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>>54424989
>If only the rules specifically addressed this in the overwatch section!
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>>54425081
War of sigmar, atia's totally-not-official-leaks blog.
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>>54425060
>40k has movable parts now
Oh gee toys for the kids
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>>54424927
>>54424934
>>54424935
>>54424957
Is this any better, Omnissiah-san?
I personally prefer this one, over the one with tits flopping about.
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>>54425069
I've seen that one. I don't have it saved though.
There are so many edits of it, I only know for certain I have the three I already posted though.
It is an amazingly smug face.
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>>54424604
For Lord of War week, why wouldn't everyone just go all-out anti-tank?

So what's Nids anti-tank? (Are spore mines/biovores a dependable source of mortal wounds?)
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>>54424579
First week attackers stratagem seems really good for reaver spam.
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>>54425098
Marginally but forcing in a female still makes it retarded.
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>>54425098
Yeah that's more lore friendly and you can use it in public games now.
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>>54425095
>what is a ghostkeel
>what is a knight
>what is a landraider
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>>54425109
>For Lord of War week, why wouldn't everyone just go all-out anti-tank?

Because people might bring full horde with a cheap LoW
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>>54424592
He'd say IG if he meant the guard, only cucks call them by their lawyer-approved term.
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>>54425060
>fat gut is separate
well, that's definitely handy
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>>54425060
Gotta admit it looks much better without beer guts.
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>>54425135
>weebshit
>p2wshit
>marineshit
Look at that, only cancer has it.
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>>54425160
> what is a onager dunecrawler
> what is a rhino
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>>54425098
That is indeed far better.
>>54425103
I have another one, but it's a higher res image. I'll post it but with a watermark so cunts cant go pinching it lel. I use it on a forum, so.
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>>54425160
>look at me, im a NPC!
Kek
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>>54424517
>hyped for the ork release
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>>54425170
This is a rhino.
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>>54425186
very majestic.
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>>54425186
something something metuhl bawkses xd
am i fitting in yet
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>>54425095
Most of the tanks has moveable parts you fucking retard. Here's your damn (you)
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>>54425146
What's the cheapest LoW? For IG, the cheapest Baneblade chassis is around 400 points, right? Not sure about knights.
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>>54425109
>So what's Nids anti-tank?

>Long range:
Hive guards
Exocrines
Biovores

>Melee
cyst Swarmlord + Mawloc for 2 T1 charges
cyst Swarmlord + trygon + 20 jeasstealers with toxin sacs for 80 attacks with rending and mortal wounds
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>>54424604
>What is a Harridan
>What is a Hierodule
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>>54425170
>what is a meme army
>what is babbu's first transport
Keep digging that hole.
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Still not great at painted (read: using a filter to hide it a bit) but I frigging love Reivers. I used 5 to roll up a flank killing 10 Poxwalkers and 5 Plague Marines in 3 turns at the cost of 2 Reivers. The +1 attack for each combat round you fight makes chewing through tougher units like Plague Marine super easy and T3 infantry just melts in front of them. Stopping Overwatch is great and dropping enemy hits by -1 shouldn't be underestimated. I need more of these dudes ASAP.
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>>54424966
If you ever make a Vostroyan one I'll post it tell the day I die.
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>>54425060
nice
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>>54425269
>using filters on your miniatures like some instagram faggot
Cancer
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>>54424780
Even if you're a fluff bunny the only problematic one there is Start Collecting. Just paint up the Greyfax you got with your Celestine and an Imperial Knight.
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>>54425283
Cry more anon
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>>54425299
Crying tears of laughter at your shitty unthinned paints
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>>54425098
That's pretty cool
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>>54425309
Oh no, my painting skills. How could you wound me like this? Surely I will never recover.
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>>54425086
How about a Baneblade with a tiny Creed in the mug?
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>>54425119
There are female tech priests. I don't see the issue with the second one.
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>>54425060
I just want something to covers the top part, where the viewing slit is. That way you also get rid of the beer gut.
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>>54425322
>being this defensive over someone shitting on your shitty filters
Holy kek, this level of butthurt has been unheard of since DAfag
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>>54425338
You forgot your Cheetahs
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>>54425338
>Passive aggressive
>Defensive
What? You got all buttblasted over a fucking filter
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>>54425119
The Ad Mech is pretty egalitarian, anon. After a while, its almost impossible to tell the difference. And in that mini's case, its hard to tell if its a woman at all.

>>54425123
This.
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>>54425299
Looks good anon.
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>>54425119
>forcing in a female
Thats gotta be bait, right
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>>54425355
>here's some food I made with shit on it
>who puts shit on their food? wtf?
>here's the same food without the shit
>it still tastes bad
>i-i don't care about what you think!
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>>54425160
>knights are p2w now

Will people call me a WAAC faggot for fielding one now?
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>>54425372
Thanks friendo

>>54425375
>Food analogy
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>>54425226
Cant use FW in this stupid ass campain
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>>54425095
You're at least twenty years late with that complaint.
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>>54424529
That's nice I'll take a storm shield now though.
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>>54425333
>>54425369
It's not so much about it being female than it being forced. We get it, you hotglue your miniatures. Settle down son, this isn't highschool.
>>54425373
Not everything you don't like is bait.
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>>54425069
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Reminder to ignore all opponents using codexes against non-coddx armies. Space Marines, feel free to play against each other all you want until the other codexes come out.
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>>54425387
>Food analogy
What do you expect from shitposters like that, food is the only good thing in their life.
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>>54425221
>toxin sacs for 80 attacks with rending and mortal wounds
TS dont do mortal wound m8, they just up your dam by 1
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>>54425332
What about a Creed with a tiny mug on a baneblade?
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>>54425403
Bait this obvious is tiring
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>>54425413
Maybe I'm tired, but that got a pretty hearty chuckle from me.
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>>54425159
>Don't use beergut
>Use beergut parts to bulk up those spindly legs
>????
>Profit
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>>54425401
I think I know you or used to know you. I'm NoiseChampionBlack the guy who made the Noise Marine mug edit and Noise Marine video
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>>54425387
>here's a movie I made, oh by the way I took a shit all over the film reel
>what's wrong with you
>here, I cleaned off the shit
>that was a pretty bad film m8
>i-i don't care! y-you suck!
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>>54425399
Not everything you dont like has to be forced. its jsut a alt scupt, dont get your panties in a twist
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Been into 40k for a while but always got confused about Space Marine recruitment.
>Progenoids
>Each Space Marine starts with two, one in the neck and one in the chest, and they are removed after their death. The neck-based progenoid is ready for harvesting five years after implantation, while the chest-based progenoid is ready after ten.
Does each progenoid create 1 complete set of organs? So 2 Space Marine recruit's organs comes indirectly from 1 dead Space Marine?
Events like Rynn's World always confused me about how the Chapters bounce back after a major defeat.
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>>54425432
>Damage control
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>>54425432
>Called out on stupid analogy
>B-but it's still totally applicable!
Oh boy. You're off your meds, aren't you?
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>>54425403
y tho
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>Primaris Dreadnought has extra parts to make magnetizing weapons easier

How long until GW start selling magnets?
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>>54425433
>has obvious fucking forced tits and a blatant female figure
>it's not forced i swear
Admech is egalitarian in that everyone is put through the same cybernetic upgrades female or not. By the time you hit Archmagos your gender isn't even recognizable anymore.
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>>54425419
Well he has a point. It's obvious that untill all armies have their codex 8th edition isn't really a 100% finished rule set, so there might be some imbalances.
But not playing codex vs index rules out of hand without even trying is of course overreacting.
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I have a combined Iron Hands, Ad Mech and Death Korps force that is tasked with finding and require technology. Should I call them the Grand Reclamation Congregation or the Holy Reclamation Conglomerate? Or does anyone have any suggestions
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>>54425463
>By the time you hit Archmagos your gender isn't even recognizable anymore.
i think you mena your sex anon, gender has nothing to do with physical apperance
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>>54424817
>Have you ever jumped out of a Rhino firing two bolt pistols?
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>>54425446
t. defends instagram filters
>>54425448
I don't see you disproving it anywhere buddy.
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>>54425403
>Space Marines flawless victory Konor
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>>54425482
What's to disprove?
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As Death Guard, what's the best unit(s) to kill bajillion Orks a turn? I'm in a 1000 point game and I dunno what to take to help me drop them all.
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>>54424517
It's definitely not happening but I hope Thousand Sons get some more units to bring them up to the same level as Death Guard when their codex comes out.

Sorcerer Dreadnoughts would be perfect, and it'd even more unlikely but I'd like to see some corrupted Castellax Achea.
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Forge world updated yet?
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>>54425476
Oh right, gender is the marxist term that schizos use. Sorry. Sex it is. But yeah the point still stands.
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>>54425438
>So 2 Space Marine recruit's organs comes indirectly from 1 dead Space Marine?

Yes though the neck progenoid can be removed earlier so a single living marine can 'create' another marine without dying. Progenoids are also create via slaves who act as culture chambers to grow Progenoids and other organs so a chapter can potentially lose a bunch of marine AND their Progenoids and be able to eventually bounce back if they can survive however long it would take them to breed new reinforcements.
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>>54425492
That the analogy is an accurate representation of your crippling autism.
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>>54425419

Call it bait all you want, but I'm being serious. Thankfully, my one friend plays Dangles, so there's no issue there. However, I won't be playing CSM against him until his Codex comes out. Well, I'll just use the index stuff, not the Codex.

>>54425451

Because of obvious rules imbalance. One side getting free shit is both unfun and unfair.

>>54425489
Until all the Xenos vs Xenos games strip all the Marines wins away.
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>>54425496
World eater brand terminators when friend?
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>>54425438
Correct, each progenoid can be used to create another marine, provided both progenoids are undamaged. If you can harvest two you can increase your marine numbers, if one gets damaged you still had a backup.

>Not sure how I feel about Crimson Fists now successfully having rebuild in the new fluff. One part of me is relieved they're no longer in such a dire position, another is missing that part of the Crimson Fists' identity.
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>>54425438
>how the Chapters bounce back after a major defeat.

They can go, hat in hands, to the AdMech and ask for geneseeds from their cache.

>Assuming Cawl didn't empty it making his Primaris Marines
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>>54425517
Yeah, sure. Whatever you say anon.
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>>54425060
Is this trying to imply that the sarcophagus is universal that can be moved from unit to unit? Because how does something like the Contemptor or a MkIV Castaferrum fit into this? Are there multiple types of sarcophagus that deny you the use of different type dreads? If you were pun into a contemptor sarcophagus, does that mean you're unable to use castaferrums?

I hope the piece is separate and easy to replace or convert to an exposed head model.
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Successfully rigged my dice so I can roll higher rolls more often. Konor will never fall, for Ultramar!
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>>54425495
Try Pask in a Punisher with heavy bolter sponsons.
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>>54425395
Really? Where does it say that?
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>>54425399
Why the does using a female mini have to be perverted? Does that mean every SoB player is a hotgluerer as well?
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>>54425071
This?
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>>54425554
Forcing what should be an asexual miniature to be female is kind of perverted.
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>>54425545
>rigged my dice so I can roll higher rolls
>Always rolls 6s for morale now
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>>54425383
>waac: army I can't beat or that I struggle to neat
>fluffy: army I can steamroll with ease
There you go.
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>>54425508
The neck progenoid being removable without killing the Space Marine clears a lot of my confusion. Does fluff detail how long a complete batch takes to make?
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>>54425463
>omg there's female miniatures in muh grimdark mangame!
>my fee fees
>it must be them evil marxists forcing us to recognize that women exist!

Whew lad, maybe you should go outside some time
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>STILL no pictures of Mortarion
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>>54425545
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>>54425586
>miniature is meant to be asexual
>but hey lets make it female to appeal to beta autists who jerk off to plastic 1 inch tall dolls
Time to take a hot pocket break there commander whiteknight.
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>>54425596
>still no SC Primaris box so I can get a capt. for cheap

ah well
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>>54425519
As soon as they update Berserkers, that's what they've been doing thus far.
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>>54425383
I was already calling you a WAACfag anon.
I will always call you a WAACfag
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>>54425596
Morty is coming Anon dont worry!
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>>54425463
>put through the same cybernetic upgrades
But thats wrong; Tech Priests and onwards all pick their own augments and cybernetic upgrades. Look at Cawl, or even the Dominus miniatures, both have exposed flesh, and have different augments.
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>>54425622
>Guilliman beat up Magnus on the moon
>Now Morty is next.

Which traitor is next on the Guilliman punching block?
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>>54425632
Same as in the same thing for both sexes. If you're a girl you get the same eradication beamer as the boy on the opposite table.
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>>54425607
Make one on the cheap with Gravis/Lieutenant parts?
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I literally dont have enough gold left to make the eagle dick cannon so for the time being the Aquila Strongpoint Void Missile Battery of the Acadian 88th will have to hold the Konor system!

Also done! Like fuck me that was rough
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>>54425562
How do you feel about the female commissar models and all that jazz.
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>>54425635
Fulgrim.
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>>54425548
>as Death Guard
W-what?
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>>54425654
I don't really care as much about those as long as they aren't overly sexualized.
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>>54425415

Which, since most LoW don't have an invuln, is basically the same since 6s are -4 AP
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>>54425602
>model is meant to be asexual
sure the broad shouldered flat chested model is meant to be asexual.
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>>54425635
They arent releasing DG for Konor so the Ultras get an advantage
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>>54425648
Nice work Bestroomate anon!
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>>54425691
Good job! But I still think you should try and fuck him.
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>>54425675
Pretty sure broad shoulders in general are just better at doing heavy labor and other menial work. You know, stuff that Techpriests do on the regular.
Also
>implying female techpriests don't remove their breasts because they literally have no need for them
>implying their entire torso hasn't been replaced by more efficient cybernetic upgrades
0/10 try again
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>>54425676
DG have the backing of infinite legions of xenos allies though! :^]
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>>54425562
But Tech Priests aren't Asexual; and the mini I posted is about as sexual as pic related, just more lithe.
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>>54425707
so having clearly male traits is asexual.
But having clearly female traits is forced perversion.

I need to save this as a just a perfect example of what being blind to your own biases is.
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>>54425725
>techpriests aren't asexual
Their designs are. Literally what need is there for sex or sexual figures when your entire existence is dedicated to worshipping the Omnissiah and repairing his machines?
>pic related
Isn't sexual at all. Whereas that female has giant fucking cleavage and is posed in a manner to best express said cleavage.
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>>54425748
>oh no, tits
Hello Tumblr.
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>>54425746
Having something like 6 pack abs or a giant swinging cock or huge biceps would be the opposite of asexual. Having a flat chest and broad shoulders is asexual. But nice false equivalency buddy.
>>54425759
>not wanting sexual features on your asexual models makes you a tumblrtard
Try harder.
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>>54425781
>on your asexual models
[Citation Needed]
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>>54425748
>Literally what need is there for sex or sexual figures when your entire existence is dedicated to worshipping the Omnissiah and repairing his machines?
Ever heard of Divisio Biologis?
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>>54425801
Nuh uh, burden of proof is on you. You're claiming that techpriests should have sexual features. Prove it.
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>>54425781
There are plenty of Tech Priests and other such Mechanicus people that have rank but arent walking hardware stores.

I cant remember which Ciaphas Cain book it was, but there was a lady tech priest running a huge dam that was a main character and was described as not being Mistress Mecha-Tentacle to cite one example.
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>>54425781
>male characteristics features are the default
>women are just a forced may may

t. avg basement dweller
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>>54425811
I dunno about you but I generally wouldn't experiment on myself especially in regards to biology. I can see a techpriest installing experimental weaponry but tampering with whatever little flesh they have left is stupid.
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>>54425813
>they are human
Difficult to grasp I know.
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>>54425813
Tech priests are human, humans have sexual features.
Therefore saying that they wouldn't have them would be an assumption that deviates from the norm so the burden of proof is on you.
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>>54425813
Not 'should have', 'could have'. There is no fluff statement confirming they all have tits. There is fluff that states some do have tits. Hell, there is a part of the Ad Mech which literally believes that organic bodies are just another type of machine so don't destroy all of it.
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>>54424601
i sure do miss the old artwork
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>>54425813
>Humans born from a human vagina do not have Sexual features

so hows buzzfeed this days ?
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>>54425706
Isn't that was bringing this shit in a 1k game does?
You all seem like you think this is something benevolent. Im about to drop a 30W bomb on their asses and turtle in the corner like a dickbag.

Also apparently a week's worth of painting and hard late night work is "off topic" since I got a 15 minute ban for that pic. Que?
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>>54425826
We're talking about Techpriest Domini here. Not just a bog standard techpriest.!
>>54425830
>avg
?
>male features are the standard
Correct. You speak a latin language, male pronouns are also the standard. Wanna revolt against the patriarchy?
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>>54425748
>Literally what need is there for sex or sexual figures when your entire existence is dedicated to worshipping the Omnissiah and repairing his machines?

The HERO OF THE IMPERIUM was having a bit of techpriest crumpet for awhile, she only had a couple of augments, which included a tail. It was very very hinted that the tail was used during their morale restoration sessions.
Sorry man, not only can techpriests be female, but they can be sexy and sexual, but probably not as sex-starved as you. Since the omnissiah would want them to make more techpriests to worship him and his machines after all.
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>>54424957
Dunno about your area but every single non marine player in at my LGS is proudly and loudly anti SM for this.
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>>54425781
>having breast, narrow shoulders and broad hips is sexual.
>having the opposite of those isn't sexual
no, the male form is not an asexual default.

A chest is equivalent to a chest, shoulders are equivalent to shoulders, hips are equivalent to hips.

having a cock out is like having a massive camel toe, which the female model does not.
And women can have abs too.
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>>54425835
>I dunno about you but I generally wouldn't experiment on myself especially in regards to biology.
Right and you probably wouldn't replace your arms with guns either, doesn't stop the Mechanicus.
Just cause you're a pussy doesn't mean they are.
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>>54425864
N-nani
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>>54425864
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>>54425836
>>54425847
>>54425852
>>54425861
>they install cybernetic implants which generally remove any sort of sexual features or identification on them
Your turn.
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>>54425864
>Also apparently a week's worth of painting and hard late night work is "off topic" since I got a 15 minute ban for that pic. Que?

/tg/ mods are notoriously faggy and tryhard
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>>54424842
DW-OK isn't a start collecting?
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>>54425864
The mute never tells you what post you were naughty with, so who knows. Also these mutes usually turn into bans.

>>54425905
Seeing as /tg/ is raided by Discord groups every day, what a surprise.
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>>54425903
1)thats not a Citation AT ALL
2) Why would you Uninstall your dick instead of finger like every single artwork ?
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>>54425870
Don't know much about Black Library shite but again, unless said female techpriest was a Dominus she isn't really relevant.
>>54425875
>implying
I'd totally have an eradication beamer arm and extra arms so I can paint faster. That'd be rad yo.
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Well, guess I'm running my iron hands as some other legion. Maybe raven guard.

Paying CP every turn to give 1 vehicle PotMS is garbage. The shit that has a lot of guns and moves around a lot, land raiders and stormravens, already have it. And their relic is just a relic blade that's an axe instead of a sword.
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>>54425917
Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were just stating the obvious without citations under the general assumption that people have common sense
>not taking a dick volkite charger
Get a load of this fag.
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>>54425871
What area is that? Sounds like a nice area.
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>>54425903
I don't know about you but this looks like a male to me.
Male is a sex, which means he still has sexual features.
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>>54425903
here, have some official art for your next article, Buzzfeed.
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Looking at the Stormraven spam lists and I have to scratch my head.

What sort of a person plays a list like this? I guess I am not a WAAC player or a tournament player because this doesn't look like a fun list, either to play with or to play against.

I just really don't see why people play lists like this, it makes me rethink the entire hobby.
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>>54425098
Take this model, remove the legs and add more spiderlegs and then take the breasts and belly from >>54424900 and just slap it right over the top of its chestplate because just 'cos you left your humanity behind doesn't mean you don't like the way the enginseers vibrate slightly when you're scuttling through the halls.
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>>54425935
> wah I don't have a super broke WAAC trick like in 7th
And no tears were shed.
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>>54425928
>unless said female techpriest was a Dominus
>giving people shit about a techpriest enginseer model
>suddenly moves the goalposts to all examples have to be Dominus or higher
Nice trolling, you made me respond, I'm gonna go out in public to clear the taint of neckbeards and basements off me, bye.
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>>54425958
That could totally be female though. I wouldn't put it past the Mechanicus to completely replace the upper torso with far more efficient mechnical organs. There go your breasts and shoulders by the way. Small price to pay for such a great upgrade though.
>>54425966
>not a dominus
Apparently calling out marxists earlier makes me a Tumblrfag. Or something.
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>>54425903
Except when they don't, I mean look at the size of that thing.
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>>54425990
But this entire thing was about disputing over using the female techpriest model as a Dominus. There's nothing I can do if you refuse to read the reply chain from the start.
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>>54425299
Holy unthinned paints Batman!
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>>54425980
I played vehicle iron hands, I never did any of that chapter master bullshit.

New iron hands do nothing for tanks. The chapter tactic doesn't even work on them anymore.
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>>54425950
>remove sexual charaterisitics
>somehow always wind up looking like the male human form.
not androgynous. clearly male.

This is the bit we are calling you stupid on. You're saying they removal all signs of sexuality. But somehow that always ends up looking male.
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>>54425958
Enginseer ≠ 'Domina'.

Of course a female enginseer would have humanoid features- they have to be able to socially interface with non-mechanicum on a regular basis.
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>>54425994
Does that look sexual to you? Because I run Cawl and there is nothing sexual about a Carnifex sized monstrosity of cables and cloth.
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>>54424966
how long ago did you make it, I've had it saved for ages
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>>54425545
>long-haired Mira
>instead of superior short-haired Mira

Space Marine was a mistake.
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>>54425170
And this is an onager, on the dunes.
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>>54425994
>Cawl's blasphemous horde

So that's where they grow the Primaris organs.
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>>54425991
>these mental gymnastics just because your headcanon is just that, headcanon
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>>54425676
>They arent releasing DG for Konor so the Ultras get an advantage

Exactly. So when Ultramarines win they'll write the fluff of Guilliman btfo Morty.
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>>54425991
so we're abandoning the 'it's asexual' argument and going with "the male form is clearly better, so the anything female will be replaced with male".
So, the model is male, but that's okay because admech would make everyone into male body types.
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>>54426002
Eh, I like it. Plus, I'm still learning.
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>>54425994
HERETICS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>54426007
Maybe because the male form in general is better at heavy lifting and menial work. The exact shit that Techpriests do. And no tits are clearly an androgynous feature, for fuck's sake, humans are the only mammalia species that have large breasts
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>>54426001
>There's nothing I can do if you refuse to read the reply chain from the start.
Fair point. So now I gotta change my stand.
As a Dominus that isn't a great model, as a Dominus is usually quite insane about machines. Which is why >>54425976
would work perfect. Creepy, but perfect.
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>>54426039
It's asexual in the sense that the Mechanicus could give less of a shit about what you were born as. The model could be female for all we know. It's up to your fluff. But it looking male isn't relevant at all is what my point is.
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>>54426018
>man's head and a giant erection
>nonsexual
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>>54425826
I know who youre talking about. It was from the First Siege of Perlia, i forget the book but her name was Felicia Tayber. She was an Enginseer at the time. Her only visible augmetic was a mechadendrite tail on her spine. Cain checks. Many times.

>>54425866
>>54425928

Felicia shows up again in Cain's Last Stand during the Second Siege (part of the 13th black crusade) as a Magos. By this time she'd had her eyes replaced but was still visibly female and had kept her human mouth.

So shut your goddamn mouth, what youre talking about is literally not canon.
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>>54426066
>man's head
Eh, maybe. It's just a 10,000 year old face. Human skin tends to get wrinkly after that long
>giant erection
Touche
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>>54426047
>the only mammalia species that have large breasts
no one tell him about cows.
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>>54425648
The actual fuck is that?
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>>54426060
>it's up to your fluff
So your fanfiction that you don't want anyone to remind you about being wrong?
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>>54426047
Ahem.
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>>54426047
Tech priests of any significant rank don't do heavy lifting or manual labour.

>>54426018
Don't you see the massive tent he's pitching?

>>54426052
It works great as a Dominus because it's big and has loads of details and looks like something Blanche would have come up with.
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>>54426070
>By this time she'd had her eyes replaced but was still visibly female and had kept her human mouth.
Visibly female howso? Gonna have to elaborate there bud. Also please state who's perspective the books are written from because that plays a part too.
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Long-legs is cute! CUTE!.
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>>54426089
No, you could decide to field the standard GW Dominus as a female Domina and that would be fine. Don't know where on earth your interpretation of my post comes from.
>>54426092
>fighting on the battlefield isn't significant labor
>choose one
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>>54426110
btfo bob
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>>54426110
dude, the cockpit opens?!

cool
>>
/tg/ is so full of shitposters I can't tell when people are literally retarded or just shitposting.

>>54426047
Cows are mammals. They have pretty big boobs, lad. Blue Whales have the largest ones, but let me guess, you'll say they won't count?
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>>54426117
>>fighting on the battlefield isn't significant labor
>>choose one
one what ?
I would need Admech implants to decypher all that autism
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>>54426094
It's implied that he fucked her.
Not sure if that matters.

But yeah, she was a fringe kid, almost an outcast.
Of course her shit's not going to be extensive.
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>>54426094
Her entire lower face was still there, including the obviously feminine chin, and Cain recognized her chest through her Magos' robes (because he's Cain).

The entire book is a memoir by CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! He's a Commissar with a setious rogueish streak.

Actual book is by Sandy Mitchell.

You are not making a fine argument, anon.
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huge GW videogame sale going on

http://store.steampowered.com/sale/skulls/
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>>54426092
I miss the Grim Dark Rule of Cool artwork. The Emperors Will is fucking amazing.
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>>54426117
Floating around on a mecha platform and shooting people with laser guns while programming robot behavior might be difficult but it is in no way "heavy lifting or manual labour".
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>>54426117
Because they're only asexual things in your headcanon, which you ultimately defended as "player lore". Or in plain English, it's canon because I apply it to my dudes and everything else be damned.
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>>54426140
So a chin is your argument. A chin. That's it? Really? Because a chin is nowhere near as significant or explicit as a pair of knockers. Large ones at it too.
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>>54426143
so they are all still more expensive than they are on DLCompare for more than 6 months already.
Steam isnt what it was...
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>>54426167
>>54426165
>>54426161

All of you get the fuck out, no one cares about your SJW bullshit here.
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>>54426167
Did you actually read my post?
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>>54424538
Will the real Mr monolith, please stand up
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>>54426094
In the book she was made into Magos because she had seen Necron shenanighans so the promotion was just to control her and have someone that knew about the situation in the ground.

Because of that she only has two visible augments meaning the rest and important bits are flesh because part of her character was that she remained a lowly engineseer because she refused to be augmented any further in order to rise up into the Priesthood as she really liked her fleshy bits.
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>>54426165
It's canon because nowhere in lore is there a female Domina that has a giant fucking pair of tits and birthing hips. There is however an asexual writhing mass of wire and tattered robes that points pimp canes at whatever it wants dead. So not a fucking argument.
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>>54425613
Yeah, I'm gonna buy a blood warriors box and some berserker chain sword bits and legs and just throw them together.
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>>54426192
I did, and it's nowhere near as comprehensive as >>54426202. This properly explains the whole scenario to me because it's clear that she's a major outlier and therefore shouldn't really be an argument.
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>>54426182
>tumblrtard calling anyone an sjw
No please, tell me that this is a woman ad I need to check my sovju privilege then that genders don't exist.
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>>54426199

>>54424538
doesnt even post any of the pictures I put on literally all of my posts.
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>>54426206
>Captain Titus walked into the Forge World and was greeted by a female Magos with a huge pair of tits

Yeah, cause they're totally gonna say that. Also, Master of Mankind. Female Magos there.
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>>54426206
>not an argument because I say so
Fake news.
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>>54426182
That's kinda weak damage control, you know?

>>54426206
Who cares if it's not 100% canon, if it's good enough for John Blanche it's good enough for the lot of us.
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>>54426233
All these Mr.Monoliths... are you practicing being trazyn??
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>>54426249
I didn't say female magi didn't exist. I just said that they generally don't have giant knockers or hourglass figures.
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>>54425655
Daddys bitchboy is gonna be my bitch boy next.
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>>54426221
>>54426206
Put down those goalposts before you hurt yourself.
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New Rhino for marines!
Finally we have vehicles that are faithful to the lore
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>>54426261
[Citation Needed]
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>>54426261
Well they certainly have great legs.
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>>54426280
Read the full reply chain before you embarrass yourself.
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>>54426295
Citation that they do please. Occam's razor.
>>54426296
Looks legit. I'll buy it.
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Make your bold predictions and claims:

The Emperor will be revived and walking among humanity with the release of the 10th edition.
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>>54426296
Fuck, Blanche's art is awful.

I mean, I give him credit for concepts but his style is just utter shit.
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>>54426317
Great for concept art. Not sure if I'd hung something of him on wall.
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>>54426310
Oh you're that retard who doesn't know what Occam's razor means. Lol. Nice shitposting lad.
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>>54424517
>he thinks Tau is getting updated that early
>he thinks they're going to release multiple Codexes on the same date
I know it's just trolling but at least put in some fucking effort
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>>54424743
Honestly, your pathetic attempt to force it is more a meme than the meme.
>>
What is State of Konor?
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>>54426336
That which is simpler and more sound is more likely to be more valid. I think the one where the Mechanicus hands out the same metal torsos to everyone is the most sane answer really.
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>>54426310
>Occam's razor
>it requires fewer assumptions to state that there are no techpriests anywhere that are not visibly female than it does to say that there might be at least one
>never mind that a canon example of such appeared in this very thread

Advancedautism.jpg
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>>54426314
Farsight will kill Nurgle, Tuska will kill Khorne, Slaneesh and Ynead come to a truce, Tzeench was snotlings all along.
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>>54426221
>there are no female mechanicus at all
>there's lots, there's a main character one in a few books
>ok, but she has a androgynous (male) body obviously
>cain recognized her because of her boobs
>ok, that doesn't count because she's an outlier
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>>54426376
There are plenty of female techpriests that look womanly. Female Domina/Magi is the topic at hand. Especially ones that recieve the insane number of upgrades that Techpriests of that rank usually do.
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Can someone mathhammer for me real quick?

Stormtalon vs Vulture

>Stormtalon
24" Heavy 12 6 -1 1
36" Heavy 6 5 -1 1
BS3, Strafing Run

>Vulture
36" Heavy 3 5 -1 1
24" Heavy 40 5 0 1
BS4, Strafing Run

>Stormtalon has less dakka but hits and hurts more often.
I assume the Stormtalon would come out on top against MEQ+ but are they about equal in damage output against GEQ?
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>>54426260
Trazyn was actually my first named character. Its one of my favorite models and my premier HQ for killing Ringbox Guiltyframe
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>>54426367
>exact same parts for everyone
>ignoring differences in bone structure, metabolism, intended work

It's like you don't even engineer.
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>>54426367
>That which is simpler and more sound is more likely to be more valid.
that is not occam's razor.
That isn't even close, and you don't know what 'sound' or 'valid' mean in logic either.
An argument that is 'sound' is automatically valid.
Sound means: Valid and all of it's premises are true.
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>>54426363
Currently under siege by chaos and xenos. Will fall in a few weeks.
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>>54426381
Where did I even say that first one? I have never ever denied female Mechanicus at all.
And if you think she isn't an outlier you're in denial. She literally just got the rank because she was at the right place at the right time.
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>>54426314
There will be no more xenos nps by tenth

It'll just be the civil war of spiky marines vs marinelets vs chadmarines vs new marines
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>>54425648
neat
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>>54426393
And this makes your erroneous use of Occam's Razor to defend your overly narrow superlative valid... how, exactly?
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>>54426314
A new set of Prime-Orks shall be released for play in 30k, as these were the Beast in the Beat Waaagh! Orks get a new sculpt for Ork boyz who are bigger, stronger, and en masse. The Prime-Orks shall each represent an Ork Klan, starting with Bad Moonz.
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>>54426404
It's almost like that's exactly what I mean when I say "asexual". Everyone just gets the most efficient shit that isn't tech heresy. Sex doesn't matter. Intended work is also largely irrelevant because they're Domini and Magi.
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Is the Leviathan dread cool enough to hang with a primaris only army ?
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>>54426403
Oh yeah? What's he do to girly man? Also any word on your "doot Herald."
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Just dropped in to remind everyone that there's an entire faction with tiddy power armor
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>>54426410
ahhh cool thanks.
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>>54426438
>everyone just gets the parts they
>somehow tis invariably results in the recipients sex becoming indistinguishable, regardless of who they were, what they looked like and what they had done
You lost me.
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>>54426413
Right well this guys army doesn't have to accurately represent the average, there only needs to be one example no matter how unlikely to topple your whole argument.
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>>54426446
That is so cheesy its awesome.

Apparently GW said there will be more Dread related releases in the future, maybe upgrade kits for different chapters.
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>>54426402
you forgot they come for 2 different armies and cost a different amount of points
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>>54426363
A "campaign" where GW convinces you to buy lots of new space marines to help fight a big battle.

The Ultramarines will win, badly, because
A) no matter the actual results of previous campaigns, they always get reworked to imperial victories
B) the campaign takes place as a marines vs chaos one, and requires new purchases to participate, and the only new purchases (and codex) available during the campaign are space marine ones
C) Xenos armies are literally bonus points for the real armies
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>>54426438
>I am wrong therefore I am right and sex doesn't matter
>even if this might not be the most efficient way of doing things and contradict itself
>if you disagree you're an sjw
Someone's a piece of work.
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>>54426446
Your should probably be asking if a Primaris only army is cool enough to hang with a Leviathan dreadnought.

The answer is no
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>>54424517

>I want to believe
Stop playing with people's emotions
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>>54426110
I think you could convert these into Leviathan's without too much effort.
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>>54426468
Both are Imperium and often allied
Cost difference is 165 versus 160
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>>54426459
That entire block of text has me lost too as to what you're trying to convey
>>54426461
Congratulations, you won the internet argument, have your virtual cookie. Or would you like a Good Boy Point instead?
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>>54426451
I'm gonna get a bunch of their helmets and stick them on primaris.
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>>54426448
His weapon, when it kills leaders, characters, etc. Deals mortal wounds to any units of the same race, friend or foe, within 6 inches of the combat. Thus it makes killing Guiliman easy despite his great saves by just pounding the shit out of any nearby librarians or squad leaders.

As for the Doot Herald, Im asking around for any trumpet esque bits. Not that easy to find when you live just west of nowhere.
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>>54426446
Buy both and kitbash them together.

Doitfaggot
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>>54426474
>things I think you said but you actually didn't: the post
Trying way too hard there friendo.
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>>54426438
"Efficient" is not a word I would generally use to describe the Adeptus Mechanicus, the guys that control their high-tech kill-bots with punch cards.
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>>54426413
>And if you think she isn't an outlier you're in denial.

I didn't say she's not an outlier. I said she's a canon example of something you claim does not and cannot exist.

the mere fact that SHE EXISTS (and boned Cain enough that he knows her by her boobs) means your entire headcanon is invalid

Sexy female mechanicus do exist, and they have sexytimes with imperial characters

CANON
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>>54426024
How come her pauldrons are so different from usual cadian pattern pauldrons?

That always confused me a little.
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>>54426508
Read the chain, or does it also go against your headcanon?
Next you'll say there's no female tau soldiers.
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>>54426468
>Not using the IMPERIUM keyword to make your army.
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>>54426494
Why are you so mad about someone putting tits on their tech priest?
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>>54426514
Any better would be tech heresy unfortunately. Such is life on Mars.
>>54426517
>Congratulations, you won the internet argument, have your virtual cookie. Or would you like a Good Boy Point instead?
It's like dealing with children.
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Poll update
http://www.strawpoll.me/13483986

CSM leading
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>>54426499
Damn son that sounds swanky. And you will find a trumpet in time I have faith name friend.
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>>54426405
because I'm feeling a logic kick.
Occam's razor is not an argument of logic, as it deals with likelyhoods and assumptions, but it can be related to logic using premises.

Occam's Razor says that the argument that, all things being equal, the argument with the least assumptions is the most likely to be truth.

The version in logic would be that a valid argument with the lest premises is the most likely to be sound, when the nature of truth values of premises are equal.

However, in you're case you are arguing for a non-existence conclusion "There does not exists X", while the others are arguing for existence "There exists X". Non-existent statements are equivalent to a universal statements "~E(X)" is the same as "U(~X)", and universal statements are stronger claims than existent.
So things aren't equal.
More over your argument requires more and stronger premises.
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>>54426314
Someone will slay the emperor on his throne, finally allowing him to be reborn in the warm. He will become flesh again and fight his way out of a warp rift and make his way to earth. Once there, he will re-open the webway gate and lead his armies towards the war to end all wars.
9th edition.
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>>54426526
I'm pretty fucking sure I know my own posts better than you do. And there are plenty of female blueberries, they literally have vagina foreheads for fuck's sake.
>>54426542
>when you have no argument so the other side is mad
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>>54426540
>Loosing chapter tactics, relics and stratagems to put a vulture in your army
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>>54426543
or you could say
"oops, I guess I was wrong".
That's it. It's not that hard.
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>>54426546
It backfired several weeks ago when I was doing a 2v2 with a guy playing Praetorian guard against IG and Dledar. I thwacked a Lord Commisar with Trazyn and it mortal wounded two heavy weapons teams and half a squad of veterans from my allies army to death. Lesson learned, pay attention to the fine print.
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>>54426558
Apparently you know as much of your own posts as you do about the mechanicum.
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>>54426567
>Loosing
Also, one can pull from several armies without putting them in the same detachment
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>>54426567
it's almost like there is a tradeoff to get those advantages?
And they aren't completely free.

I'm shocked, shocked I say.
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Speaking of tits and ass.

Part of me wants to get these and slap on some greenstuff here and there and paint the skin like the bodysuits on servitors.
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>>54426579
Not really. Because you basically resorted to the "BUT ACKCHUALLY" argument. Also you're failing to bring into account the dubious nature of BL lore.
>54426589
Gonna have to try harder if you want that (You) anon
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>>54426558
You getting completely blown out on every level and front from basic logic to official art and literature is me not having an argument?
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>>54426594
tjats not how it works mate.
You only get sweet bonus for limitinf your army to 1 faction, just like AoS
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>>54425953
SW Florida. It's actually pretty hellish to live here, crack addicts on every street, but the 40k scene is pretty big. We have like, 12-15 regulars at the store i go to, depending on your definition, and almost everyone has a different army. Only one guy with Xenos is putting his points towards SM, and he's a tryhard little faggot that started with Ultras, got buttfucked by orks every day in 7th (no clue how, guy is a literal retard I guess) and swapped armies when he got super butthurt about it. I don't count him though.
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>>54426612
I could easily say that busty Magi is as canon as backflipping braying Multilaser terminators you know.
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>>54426594
yes, but either you get -1CP for thing outside your main detachment, or have to include 1 HQ+1 troop in addition.
And you use up one of your detachments.

so, like I was saying, cost for those advantages.
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>>54426494
Phoneposting is suffering.

I was pointing out that it's unreasonable to assume that if everyone gets different parts omit always results in one particular effect. If every Magos gets a unique upgrade package why does every Magos always become unrecognizable? It's more likely that there are examples that in spite of all the flesh they've lost, they've kept enough in the right spots to maintain the necessary shape.
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>>54426545
I like how the "other" option has obviously become tau.
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>>54426609
There is no "BUT ACKCHUALLY" argument, that's just called trying to correct somone.

Also BL is as canon as it gets, just give up already.
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>>54426660
>transforming landraider-predators are as canon as it gets
Thanks for finishing up the argument for me kiddo.
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>>54426543
>I lost but I don't want to look like the immature grognard I am

too late, anon.
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>>54426473
>and the only new purchases (and codex) available during the campaign are space marine ones
The campaign runs til September 10th. CSM and Death Guard will be out by then.
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>>54426655

I didn't bother adding them as an option to avoid memeing but clearly that isn't going as intended
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>>54426545
Guardfags redeemed!
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>>54426672
>i'm a whiny brat who must get his way no matter what
>that's why i'll force the questionable possibility up your ass along with my fetish
(You)
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>>54426669
>I don't like it, so it's not canon
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>>54426021
Back in 2012 I believe, when I made the Noise Marine video
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>>54426609
>official lore isn't reliable

And the wingings of your imagination is?
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>>54426688
You're supposed to meme about the other side, not describe yourself.
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>>54426620
>>54426637
So you can't use different detachments from different armies without having to pay CP?
A SM Patrol Detachment and a IG Battalion Detachment won't net you +4CP?


Maybe I should read the whole 8E rulebook from start to finish kek
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>>54426594
Doesn't matter. Faction-unique Stratagems, Relics and so on require your entire army to have the right Faction Keyword, not just one Detachment.
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>>54426631
>using CS Goto on an argument

I hope you feel as dirty as you look.
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>>54426629
Funny enough I'm recently moved to Orlando. Haven't had too much interaction with the group here but the GW store is pleasant enough all round.
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>>54426693
I guess DoW3 isn't canon too then. Since Macha is deader than most of the Eldar gods and whatnot.
>>54426702
Because we all know how much space marines of the Mantis Warriors chapter love multilasers. This is totally canon.
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>54426717
Generally baiting requires you to be offensive rather than just repeating "NO U".
>>54426724
Not as dirty as the beta males who hotglue their busty techpriests :^)
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>>54426720
>>54426721
Oh damn well that sucks for allying

Any reason to ally in 8E then? Feels like more cons than pros imo
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is it just me or do tarantulas look really good? I was thinking about picking up a few as anti-armor for my primaris while I wait for more model support
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>>54424493
So what armies will do well within the FoK constraints? As is, I see:

>imperial knights
>all flavors or marines
>Grey Knights especially!
>guard
>nids
>orks
>most daemon stuff
>Eldar flavors (aka ynarri)
>Tau
Grey Knights looks like a safe bet for points, with the exception of SC they've got really good stuff for each weekly focus (is draigo still a LoW?)


Whereas
>sisters
>other nobodies
>Mechanicus
Generally get shafted, though Skitarii have a SC box. Obviously there's many ways to run an army, but each fails to capitalize on a lot of the weekly focuses.

Am I wrong? This is just what immediately seems apparent
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>>54426747
if you dont care about CP or stratagem i guess.
or if your keyword still do not have a codex
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>>54426744
You know someone is desperate with their damage control when they whip out the ":^)"
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what armies in WH40K have a balanced combination between shooting and melee?
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>>54426777
>>Grey Knights especially!
no
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>>54426794
Tyranids
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>>54426786
I'm sorry, but did you say that Eldrad is now a Slaaneshi cultist? That's some interesting lore you've got there!
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>>54426794
Daemons of khorne.
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>>54426702
I'm not really interested in picking sides in you guys autistic argument about tits, but just jumping in to say that calling all Black Library shit "reliable official lore" is as utterly fucking retarded as it gets. Half of it is old as balls and questionably canon due to rewrites, retcons and developments, half of it contradicts the other half, other parts contradict the Codexes, a fair number of the writers are just straight fucking bad, and all of this is basically common knowledge to almost everyone in the 40k fanbase so if you're appealing to BL lore you're either obnoxiously, transparently pretending to be retarded to win an argument on the internet, in which case good job retard, or you're actually that new and need to shut up and lurk more.
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>>54426783
Damn, been spending the last week catching up to 8E and building a SM/IG army.. Back to the drawing board I guess
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>>54426744
>too scared of models with cleavage
>calls others betas
You kept losing to daemonettes when you picked up 40k and now tits trigger you.
It's okay, I still loathe whirlwinds for that same reason.
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>>54426817
are you the guy that couldnt fit hydras ?
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>>54426747
>Any reason to ally in 8E then?
You get access to a wider variety of units in exchange for losing out on more detailed rules. It's called balance m8.
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>>54426824
I've actually never played against a Daemon army now that you mention it. I ought to find someone to play against that fields that.
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>>54426110
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>>54426765
You can't control their shooting, they're only really good as part of an Elysian army with HB on them
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>>54426817
Your elysians were the best part of the army anyway
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>>54426809
He didn't say that at all. What the fuck are you even talking about.
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>>54426794
Marines and Eldar mostly.
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>>54426826
Yes :(
That was like my sixth iteration of a SM/IG army

>>54426847
Yeah, I feel more drawn to IG than SM atm but started collecting some SM during 7E and I'm poor af
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>>54426777
Well that psyker business will hamper a few there
But the themes are broad enough that barring literal whos most armies will do fine
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>>54426812
>implying Sandy Mitchell is on the same tier as the shit put out by CS Goto and all those other oxygen thieves

' Not that other guy. Suuuure.
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>>54426837
Be careful, if you glimpse a boob it might ruin your Warhammer playing experience forever.
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>>54426558
Just jumping in to say you've been BTFO and do indeed seem mad.
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>>54426607
I wouldn't mind some big T&A on my servitors.
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>>54426856
I'm just quoting the obviously reliable Black Library lore you love so much. Because we all know that Terminators are capable of flinging Lictors into the air and shooting at them while they're sky high.
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>>54426777
I guess imperium and eldar also have an advantage because they're more viable for people who already have a pretty complete army. Starting a different marine chapter or a harlequin force gives you options, those can be played alongside one's main army or on their own for variety. But if you already own a few thousand points of orks or nids, there isn't much gained from buying even more orks or nids.
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>>54426879
buy on wayland if you are from europe.
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>>54426655
I think eldar players are the most cancerous.
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>>54426902
>anon quotes Sandy Mitchell lore
>ohhhh you must be quoting the BAAAD authors

Get out.
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>>54426896
It's ok, AoS now issues the new Kid Friendlyâ„¢ Daemonettes that have no exposed cleavage. I think I'll be fine.
>>54426899
That's nice to hear dearie.
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>>54426796
>arguably overpowered elites units with Paladins and their buff buddies
>great FA/flyers with interceptors and stormravens
>solid vehicles with dreads, dreadknights, razorbacks, and stormravens
>one of the few full-psyker armies
>low model count so quicker to paint, though they're detailed as shit

Yeah actually, I think they're an easy army to farm points with. Almost every week they're getting 4x the number of points, AND they're pretty good this edition.
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>>54426932
What, I'm not allowed to point out the huge fucking logical fallacy that is trying to say that all BL lore is rock solid canon? If I can't take a fucking shit on your retard argument then what can I do?
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>>54426934
It's not nice for you.
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>>54426934
That fact that you feel it necessary to respond to literally every comment anyone makes at you is all the proof anyone needs.

5 bucks says he stops responding after this
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>>54426891
>I said a fair number of the writers are straight fucking bad
>this idiot takes this to mean that I said all of the writers are equally bad
How's that lack of reading comprehension working out for you in daily life? Must be a struggle.

Also
>naming some literally who instead of one of the major successful writers like Graham McNeill or Gav Thorpe or Dan Abnett
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>54426953
Cool and good.
>>54426955
I find it entertaining because we've already exited the realm of arguing and are just shitposting. But I probably will stop posting soon because I'm going to bed in a few minutes.
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>>54426946
Oh, perhaps. But that's not what anon was saying.

He pointed out that it's better to rely on some published lore than your own headcanon.

And he has not been proven wrong.
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>>54426884
True. I still don't get how the points work though- it says you get 2x points if you match the weekly setting, but what does that mean? If I take a freshly painted psyker on psyker week does that automatically mean I get 4x points? And what does that even mean? Where are the points coming from? What am I missong
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>>54426969
>this anon doesn't know who wrote CIAPHAS CAIN
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>>54426969
>Sandy Mitchell
>literal who

Get out and don't you ever darken my doorstep again.
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>>54426979
Published lore says Wave Serpents can be neutered by standard issue krak grenades. My headcanon says otherwise. What do?
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>>54426927
Oh, those prices are pretty good; hope it pays up after shipping to SE.
Thanks for the tip!
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>>54427000
Wave Serpents CAN be neutered by it. Like, you could entirely logically throw a krak grenade into the intake or even just on a Wave Serpent and take it out.

It may have been written horribly but yeah, the anti-tank grenade can take out a light tank.
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>>54426841
I figured that I could get by with lack of controll as I'd be playing at 1kpts mostly and there isnt a lot of vehicle use in that range so it would auto target the few that were present.
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>>54424596
What dollar is that?
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>>54426997
>CIAPHAS CAIN
The fucking explicitly non-canon satire meme series that takes place in the 42nd millenium? That reddit-tier shit? Good argument!

>>54426998
Fuck off newfag. That 1d4chan meme garbage isn't even remotely the kind of classic you're trying to imply it is.
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>>54427012
My headcanon also says that Eldar usually stick to their own highspeed tanks instead of using Leman Russes. But clearly our greatest allies down at BL say otherwise. They also think that Wave Serpents can be destroyed by children pelting rocks and that the pilot can be pulled out of the cockpit and sodomized by said children. I'm not sure how to feel about this obvious canon.
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>>54426934
I spy your trigger warning.
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Always female priests.
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>>54427066
I dunno anon, that looks nice and kid friendly to me.
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>>54427066
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>>54427045
Right so because you personally don't like it it's not canon.

>>54427047
Harlequin land raiders were a thing on past editions so why not
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>>54427045
>CIAPHAS CAIN
>non-canon satire

Says who.
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>>54427099
He said so, and as we all know what he says is canon.
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>>54427069
Sensibly dressed lady techpriests go!
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>>54427096
No, as in, they steal tanks from the Imperial Guard because they literally do not want to go near their own. Although if said own tanks gets you buttraped by kids then I probably wouldn't either...
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>>54427047
I like how this is literally just all about you sperging out over the idea of a tech-priest with tits.
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>>54427117
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>>54427129
I don't even recall the last post I used the word Techpriest in. But whatever I guess. I just like shitting on BLfags really.
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>>54427133
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>>54427047

CS Goto right?
Dude hates Eldar lel
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>>54427146
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>>54426721
wait, so my iron hands can't be iron hands because I have a knight in a separate detachment?
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>>54427133
Division Biologis is the best.
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>>54427150
He's also Black Library. And canon. Point being, if you ever try to fucking say that BL is some sort of immutable absolute canon then you're a fucking retard with an IQ of 85.
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>>54427080
>exposed cleavage
>blowjob faces
>dat tongue
Only in Europe is thus considered kid friendly while Khorne is bad.
Which is the reverse of the us.
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>>54427161

That's all i got on my phone. If anyone wants to take over and handle the lewd techpriests I don't mind.
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>>54427164
Honestly, this reminds me of the old Minoan snake goddess stuff.
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>>54427169
Those teeth look like a blowjob from them would fucking hurt. Don't really get the tongue thing though.
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>>54427165
You know there's plenty of similarly ridiculous and unreliable lore in litereally every single other part of 40k, need I remind you of the time Grey Knights sacrificed sisters of battle in a blood ritual or the time Kaldor Draigo became Slaanesh's bitchboy?
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>>54427192
Oh yeah, I know about the shit Ward wrote too, don't worry. All it really serves to prove is that sometimes headcanon really is a shit ton better than face value canon lore.
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>>54424900
sure, just dont bring pin up orks
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>>54427165
And if youre implying that your own headcanon is somehow more legitimate than some of the GOOD stuff from BL, your IQ is in the negatives.
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>>54427164
Human form is the best form.
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>>54427185
Tongue = lewd anon.
Pain helps you appreciate pleasure more.
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>>54427226
Good being highly subjective of course. I personally think that memeshit like Cain isn't even worth the paper it's printed on but that's just me.
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>>54427214
Oh so you admit it's your headcanon?
Good to know, personally I think everyone else prefers tits, you sexless human piece of drywall.
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>>54427244
I'm pretty sure it's the scantily clad loose clothing that makes that picture lewd. The tongue makes me fear for my life.
>>54427254
Not close to what I said but it's not like you have a reputation for good reading comprehension anyways.
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>>54427216
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>>54427045

>The fucking explicitly non-canon satire meme series that takes place in the 42nd millenium? That reddit-tier shit? Good argument!

is this what autism looks like
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>>54427163
I think they still get their Chapter Tactics, but you'll lose out on all the Adeptus Astartes and Iron Hands Stratagems, possibly also lose the Iron Hands Warlord Trait.
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>>54427250
Yes, that IS just you.
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>>54427250

Is he not Goto enough for you?
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>>54427294
Autism looks like that post you just made with that reaction image.
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>>54427274
>he doesn't like tongue
You just keep sinking lower and lower.
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>>54427311
Cool. I'll also take the time to inform you that I am not >>54427047 and therefore take no responsibility or have any connection whatsoever to his posts.
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>>54427250
All I'm hearing is "I'm an autist with terrible taste who probably plays an army of badly painted Cadians".

>>54427274
People took examples of how there are tech priests with tits from BL.
Your response was to claim that BL was bad an unreliable and that therfore there can't be tech priests with tits.
When someone points out that almost all facets of 40k have bad or unreliable lore you say headcannons are sometimes better than cannon.

I don't really see any other way to interpret that.
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>>54427165

What do you mean? What is wrong with THIS

>"Somewhere in the lashes of the Eye of Terror, Lelith Hesperax flicked open her eyes with a slow smile, the serrated perfection of her teeth glinting lightlessly...(upon killing an underling) This soul she would offer to the Satin Throne, its twisted and unrestrained hedonism would please the dark lord of pleasure and fulfill the continuing terms of their ancient compact." -
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>>54427250
It's not just you, friend.

>>54427311
No, go back to 1d4chan holy shit. I bet you think angry marines are cool.
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>>54427344
>>54427250
Responding to yourself like that is pretty pathetic.
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>>54427325

Sure showed him. Remind him that you are rubber and he is glue, as well.
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>>54427338
Wrong post, wanted to quote >>54427045. Off by one. That posted that I accidentally did quote IS me though
>>54427322
I actually do abhor Goto if my posts weren't clear. But whatever I guess.
>>54427341
I don't play Guard much less the boring poorly proportioned shit that is Cadians.
And my point was not to discount the Techpriest thing but to soundly debunk the notion of BL having reliable canon.
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>>54427338
Assuming you're not samefafging, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. But I take offense at the implication that Sandy Mitchell isn't a breath of fresh air in an unsustainably dark and dreary body of lore.
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>>54427341
I'm not even either of the guys you're replying to but the fact that you lash out and call anyone who speaks badly of your meme series an autist kind of makes it look like you're the autistic one. Not everyone likes that HURR SO EPIG CIAPHUS CAIN HERO OF DA IMPERIUM!! garbage, it's on the same level as the fags who still unironically post BLAM HERESY in 40k discussions.
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Time to trigger people.

>>54427192
1. Grey Knights saw that SoB were dying ANYWAY.
2. So they used them to protect against a nanomachine virus.
3. It got retconned anyway

Sick of this meme cause people read 1d4chan and don't actually read what was written.
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>>54427364
Thinking that everyone you don't like is a samefag is arguably even sadder.
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>>54427297
I was under the impression that the keyword system existed specifically so these rules could still be used by the intended models, but disallow stupid rules crossovers that caused shit like smashfucker in 7th.

if they just take away special rules because your army has more than one detachment, then that's fucking stupid.
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>>54427380
>i take offense at people disliking what I like
Visit a psychiatrist would be my advice.
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>>54427391
Doing "blood angels" with your fellow humans is some how not Heresy.

Oh Gay Nights, nevermind they are all mutants anyway
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>>54427391
That's not a techpriest

Gimme lewd techpriests
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>>54427045

>The fucking explicitly non-canon satire meme series that takes place in the 42nd millenium? That reddit-tier shit? Good argument!

Sandy Mitchell is pretty consistent with 40k lore desu, he just takes the tone of Rogue Trader.

I have no idea why a young, female techpriest who hasn't had the rite of pure mind nor extensive augmentation acting like an ordinary human being is triggering you so hard.
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>>54427364
>everyone who disagrees with me is samefagging
Wew. You really got me.
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>>54427378

Taufag detected. Of course, it should have been obvious from the cancer.
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>>54427285
What's da matta, enuff dakka fer da GROT?
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>>54427425
>someone doesn't like my opinion
>they must be mentally ill

To achieve true utter shitposting...

No u.
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>>54427440
>I have no idea why a young, female techpriest who hasn't had the rite of pure mind nor extensive augmentation acting like an ordinary human being is triggering you so hard.
You really need to stop assuming everyone you argue with is the same person. I started off by saying I don't give a fuck about the autistic shitflinging over tits, but Black Library is garbage and everyone either knows this and pretends otherwise when it's convenient for their arguments, or is too new to be talking.
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>>54427442
>>54427395
Seems legit.
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>>54427488

>or is too new to be talking

I think you're a newfag who's only exposure to 40k is /tg/ memes and 1d4chan, which is why you keep bringing it up.
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>>54427489
>this level of fucking damage control
lol
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>>54427464
I don't think there's any faction I hate more than Tau. In fact I feel slightly insulted that I could appear to be a Taufag to anybody.
>>54427484
>i'm upset that people dislike what i like
Sounds like a huge mental problem to me m8. Or you're just underage.
>>54427489
Funny because it's incredibly obvious which ones are real (You)s and which ones aren't. Also i'm obviously phoneposting. Try harder bby :*
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>>54427488
>post as anon
>get annoyed when people assume you're the person you're defending

HMM
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>>54427045
>Calling something older than you and older than Reddit, Reddit

Are Blackadder, Sharpe and Flashman reddit too pickle?
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>>54427528

>In fact I feel slightly insulted that I could appear to be a Taufag to anybody.

its either that or an obnoxious BT player, although I doubt anything of yours is actually painted.

In fact I'm not even sure you play this game.
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>>54427513
>literally resorts to no u
Holy shit, I'll just consider that the point where you threw the argument.
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>>54427528
What army do you play?
Do you have any pictures?
I'd love to see.
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>>54427489
holy shit that shop
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>>54427528
(You)
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>>54427391
The blood ritual was entirely in keeping with lore, folks are just autistic about it.
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>>54427562
BT as in Black Templars? Nah, I don't really like that meme chapter. I do own multiple armies and play the game though so too bad for you!
>>54427565
Hilariously enough I play Mechanicus but I'm too lazy to snap photos because I'm shitposting in the comfort of my bed.
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>>54427563

What argument? You clearly don't know anything about 40k and everything you're spewing is just decade old hand me down memes from /tg/ and you're going into a shitfit because you think everyone should agree with whats written on 1d4chan.
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>>54427429
The SoB were all dead anyway. Even ignoring using them to defeat a chaos infected nanomachine, it was a mercy killing.

>>54427436
I have lewd techpriests; I could post but this is a blueboard, anon.
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>>54427549
Ciaphus Cain started in fucking 2002 you stupid cockwit. I've been playing this game since the early 90's. If you think it's remotely old enough to compare to blackadder I think you just proved you're the underage one, here. Fucking go back.
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>>54427598
No nipples or vagoos no problem. You know what to do.
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>>54427582

>I play (((Mechanicus)))

No you don't.
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>>54427607
The fact that you don't understand the reference that Ciaphas Cain is Blackadder in spaaaaace totally demonstrates that you know fuck all about it
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>>54427615
I do lul. I just painted up another Vanguard today. I also play Dark Angels and I occasionally swap armies with my bro who plays TSons.
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>>54427588
>because you think everyone should agree with whats written on 1d4chan.
>shits on 1d4chans pet meme series
>1d4channers crawl out of the woodwork to defend it and call me the autist
>then they call me 1d4chan
Pottery.

If you're this confused anon I think it's time to take your meds.
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>>54427607

You weren't even born in the early 2000's, let alone the early 90's.
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>>54427612
Yeah... That's the thing, most of them DO. This is the only one that doesn't. I wanted to get some nipples added to it but never got round to it.
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>>54427567
Don't worry, right click -> inspect element is all you need.
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>>54427633
>I also play Dark Angels
So you are gay after all, that explains a lot.
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>>54427634

Your false flags wont work here, 1d4chan admin.
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>>54427636
You are correct, I was born in the 80's.
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>54427676
That was a rather boring post. Could you try again?
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>>54427638
Get googlin'
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>>54427633

>I also play Dark Angels

well at least you've come to terms with being a gigantic faggot.
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>>54427683
The fact that you can't even do this properly is a pretty big indication that you're new.
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>54427701
Are you really this desperate, grasping this desperately at straws in order to insult me in some manner?
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>54427712
The fact that you don't realize that it's on purpose says an awful lot more about how fucking new you are. It's like taking a glimpse into /r/Warhammer
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>>54427715
>>54427724

Quoting people here is a bit different than on reddit newfriend.
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>this fucking retard still thinks I'm the same guy as the one sperging out about tech-priests with boobies
Alright you know what I'm just gonna leave you kids to it. Please, continue citing bad examples from shitty BL books for your shitposting battle royale and make sure to sperg out at the next guy like me who comes in to remind you all that BL is fucking shit and accuse him of being the same faggot. Have fun.
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>>54427715
>>54427683
>>54427724

How are you fucking up QUOTING A POST. WHY are you fucking up QUOTING A POST.

YOUITERALLY JUST CLICK ON THE POST NUMBER.
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>>54427750

Yeah see you next thread, reddit.
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>>54427687
G-googling? Why do I need to Google? Also, so much stuff that used to be OK to be posted isn't any more. So I don't wanna risk anything, lad.
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>54427747
>54427753
I can't tell if this is bait or if this is some sort of advanced newfaggotry. i'm gonna keep doing this for the shekels and the kekels.
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>>54427750
>Mad enough to type out an entire paragraph before leaving
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>>54427772

put me in the reddit screencap
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>54427799
Sure. What's your username? I'll be sure to tag you in my post.
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>>54427767
DAMN YOU, BLOODY COWARD

DELIVER THE GOODS OR DELIVER YOURSELF FOR SUMMARY EXECUTION!
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>>54427854
I'm not gonna post the R34 here!
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>54427893
>make thread on /h/
>dump shit there
>link thread here
>???
>profit
Newfags I sweae
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>>54427927
This belongs on /aco/, or are you too new to know?
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>this thread
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>>54425644
I just wanna scrub the fuck out of this model.
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>>54427927
Yeah but that means opening up another board. Not worth the effort for me desu.
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>>54427956
I'm too old to remember that shitty board exists.
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>>54427980
>>54427956
I bet you there is already a 40k thread up on /aco/.
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>>54427956
>implying literally anyone including the mods of those boards care about where which type of porn, western or eastern, gets posted
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>>54428038
... There is...
>>>/aco/1568001
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>>54427980
So does everyone else, honestly.

>>54428038
Ironically enough, the last 40k-related thread on either board was actually on /d/, about Daemonettes and other slaaneshi stuff (I know, shocking, right?)
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>>54425644
T H I C C
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>>54428058
>>54428081
I'll post my R34 shit there if anybody is interested now.
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>>54428053
The /h/ mods are actually pretty strict about no western content.
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>>54427117
That looks great, is that an official model or a converson?
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>>54428131
Of course we're interested, this is /tg/. Rule 34 pics are literally the only reason anyone needs any other board.
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What new armies do you guys want to see?
I personally want malal chaos daemons
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>>54428208
I've done most of my Ad Mech stuff there.

Staring here >>>/aco/1571530
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>>54428191
iirc neither, it's a third party sculpt.
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>>54427893
Use spoilers then!

MUST

HAVE

L E W D S
E
W
D
S
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>>54428264
Just go >>54428231 in that thread I linked. It's all there.
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>>54428231
I wonder if I can find my old stash of 40K r34, I probably have it on a backup disk somewhere. I miss when I'd see guys like Greenmarine and Chink post often.
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>>54428314
Awwww yissss
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>>54428327
I've curated most of the good images from the piles of shit. It's still over 150.
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>>54428234
No that ones a conversion, I recognize the hands from the Sicaran kit, the gun from the Archmagos kit and many of the tentacles are from the warpsmith model
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>>54428351
Niiiice. Keep it up, anon.
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>>54426812
In defense of the pedantic internet fight in this thread, GW officially said that everything is canon. EVERYTHING, even the stuff that contradicts other stuff or makes no goddamn sense.

So technically, it's all official canon lore. Even Goto's stuff.
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>>54428413
I accept that the Warp allows it. Just as I accept that years ago one of my Stormboyz killed Marneus Calgar with a krak grenade and looted one of the Gauntlets of Ultramar (now just a powerfist). And that Stormboy is now my drillboss, despite the fact that Marneus Calgar is also alive and well and still has the Gauntlets.

Because the Warp, yo. It allows the Rule of Cool to manifest as reality.
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>>54427403
It's a mix.
Some rules will be on models and say "all <keyword> get this", or all within an area.
Some will say "if everything in the detachment is <keyword>, get this", see canticals.
Some will say "if your army keyword is <keyword>, get this". Thus everything in the army must have keyword.

There are different levels of applying bonuses
>>
So chapter tactics work on all infantry, bikers and dreadnoughts. How do we think this will translate into subfaction rules for other factions? Clearly it'll apply to infantry, but not all factions have bikers, and no one else has dreadnoughts. Will there be a catch-all rule ("all non-vehicles") to determine what benefits, or will it vary from faction to faction? What units should and should not benefit from subfaction rules?
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>>54428751
So thinking from Eldar, I don't think it's going to be the same "this works for these sets of units" across all the craftworlds.
Like Biel-Tan affecting aspect warriors, Iyanden affecting Spirit host, and Saim-Hann effecting bikers and vypers, Ultheway will have psyker and warhost infantry and bikers.

So for CW eldar I'm predicting a keyword being picked out for each subfaction bonus, rather than a set of keywords for all subfactions.

Deldar subfactions are divided across different types of <faction keyword>, so for them it can be all <coven> or <cabal> or <cult>, though probably non-vehicle for all.
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I wish Inceptors could mount the same arm weapons as Aggressors, and vise versa. The fists/flamers on flying platforms would be awesome.
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>>54428880
I could see Saim-Hann getting a special rule that affects vehicles, like giving them rerollable advances or something.
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So it's just me or 8th is REALLY killy?

9/10 games one player concedes t2 because he would be 100% tabled t3
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>>54425468
I'd go with grand over holy, unless they are looking for specific pieces of significance
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>>54424601
>DEATH TO THE CORPSE WORSHIPERS!!

say the literal corpses worshipping an obese corpse god
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>>54429077
Play something other than glass cannons. Most units have either been made tougher or less killy.
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>>54429077
Mortal wounds, save modifiers, multiple damage weapons, cover is useless, first turn alpha strikes, rerolling for damage, smite. Yes. It is much, much more killy in order to make the game extremely fast and focused.
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>>54426066
Damn it, I can never look at cawl the same again
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