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>>54191135
dead meme
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>>54191135
Stop please
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>>54191135
Make cyoa about the superior waifu instead of that garbage
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>>54191188
>>54191213
Are you going to post the third page of Your New Weapon?
>>54191234
Your Fairy Companion doesn't have more than one page.
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>>54191258
>Unrelated pic
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>>54191258
>Nazi Saber is God tier
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>>54191300
If there's third page, I don't have it
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Saberposting should be a bannable offense.
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>>54191595
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>>54191595
I thought someone in the last thread said that they were going to update it to 8 choices?
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>>54191645
I think that was just reference to the MetaCYOA?

idk

pick them all, i don care
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>>54191595
Time to start watching RWBY
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>>54191738
Bad idea imo. I visited the /rwbyg/ and all they talk about it is which girl's dress they want to wear while getting banged in the ass.
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>>54191777
A bad fanbase doesn't make a show bad.

That being said, RWBY is just above mediocre at it's best moments.
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>>54191785
>>54191770
Theres actually quite alot of spelling I have fixed in my version anon. Appreciate it, but I was waiting for the last thread to die before posting my edited one.
Especially how Cethra Drove is now Cethra Lilith Drove cause im a retard.
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>>54191805
I also have a surprise for everyone.
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>>54191843
More Waifu options?
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>>54191852
Yes and no.
All will be reveled in due time.
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>>54191798
I'm convinced it's not the fanbase, but instead something caused by the show. It starts with watching gay anime and ends with posting in /trash/ about which pretty dress you want to wear. Escape this fate while you still can.
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>>54191777
Sounds hot.
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Do we really need more waifu cyoas ?
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>>54191777
But the real question is getting fucked in the ass BY WHO
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>>54191906
Did she grow up not understanding what a psuedopenis is, I guess? You'd think her mom would tell her about that.
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>>54191948
No, but we're going to get them regardless.
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>>54191906
None of the people I personally know who watch it do any of those things. Maybe everyone you know is just an autist?
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>>54191906
Probably has to do with the whole "vocal minority" concept with the annoying people always being the loudest.
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>>54191864
Traps.
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>>54192012
Maybe they just don't invite you to their secret cross dressing sex parties
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>>54192042
Oh no, they all know I'm the one who hosts all of our *craziest* sex parties!
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You can pick the correct choice here, Mox or the garbage choice, Nero
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>>54192117
Persis, thank you
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Repostin with some edits and changes
Mostly spelling and a few fixes to keep canon.
1/6
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>>54192195
2/6
And as the other anon stated;
>Metallica stars playing
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>>54192185
You might be only one ever to have picked her. At least I don't remember anyone else, might have missed someone.
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>>54192219
3/6
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>>54192219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4nCy5CITc8
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>>54192240
4/6
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>>54192219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg92QpjRcJk
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>>54192117
Nero because I can see through your lies.
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>>54192259
FUUUUUCK
4/6
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>>54191314
Why isn't she in the CYOA?
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>>54192282
5/6
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>>54192305
6/6
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Nero is the best.
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>>54192259
>>54192282
You fucked it all up.

Now I won't read your CYOA.
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>>54192317
and finally the surprise DLC!
I'll post the rest of my stuff after I tear through this pizza.
Saw alot of great builds last thread and I feel proud of ya all. Love ya guys.
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Pay tribute to your favorite CYOA author by posting a CYOA they made!
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>>54192195
>Card
Pestilence

>Royal City
Overgrown Fortess

>Lands
Thick Fogs, Dense Forest, Stormy Lakes, Gaia Pillars. I'd love to have a cave system too.

>Citizen Life (14 +4)
Tier I- Entertainment, Cooking, Education, Mercantile, Farming, Community, Happiness, Craftsmanship, Engineering, Hard Working, Dutiful
Tier II- Craftsmanship, Engineering, Metalwork, Farming, Mercantile, Education
Tier III- Engineering

>Garrisons
Those Cast Out
Thorns of Triforge
Wild Beast Masters
Imperial Magus
Black Band Merc Company

>Seal
Fleshweaver's Kit

>Lordship Powers
Minor- Scultped Body, Silver Tongue, Rabbit's Foot, Watchful Eye
Major- Mending Flesh, Dragon's Wings, Ironhide

>Companions
Bodyguard- Gracelyn Morandi
Diplomats (+1)- Damien and Bartholomew Esq
Spymaster- Owl Girl
War Master- The Legend, of course
Specialist- Christoph III

>Spouse
Nali and Fiyu, The Twins. I kinda wish they could just be partners, so I could have a perfect, fleshwoven little harem on the side, but oh well.
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>>54192324
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>>54192324
This is either you or what you have to stick your dick in. Possibly both. This is the future you chose.
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>>54192355
I am my favorite author.
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>>54192398
I would absolutely love to stick my dick in a futa.
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>>54192338
This feels more like an advertisement than dlc my man
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>>54192195
>>54180767
Horseman of War
Braug Kr'Tah
Land: The world tree, with gaia pillars dotting the lands. Bridges connect the world tree and the pillars like a spider web through the sky. We have mountain ranges dotting our borders and smaller hills inside. Sometimes it is easier and faster to travel through the web of bridges than to walk across the ground with it's ups and downs. Closer to the tree we have plenty of flat lands. Good for raising cattle and creating buildings.

Citizen Life:
Hard Working 2
Happiness 1
Community 2
Dutiful 2
Education 2
Farming 1
Cooking 1
Mercantile 2
Craftsmanship 1

Garrison [8]
Wild's Beastmasters. Aerial beasts would be very helpful.
Imperial Magus. We are focused on magic war instead of normal weapons.
Royal Guard.
Grand Dragon. I bet it'll have fun with my eldritch horror. I'l have two giant epic pets.
Empire's Hands. Spies are good.
Those Cast Out. I wonder if I can learn their magic too.
Raiding Legion. Since we have our own horses.
Black Band Merc. For the main grunts of the forces.

Seals: Eldritch Horror. A 1000 years is but a blink of an eye. I am eager to see if we may imbue it with the power of the world tree.

4 Minor Powers : Silver Tongue, Rabbit's Foot, Watchful eye, Quick Reaction. With luck, reaction speed, and a good eye, it'll be quite difficult for attacks to hit me.

4 Major Powers : Magus Training (Air, Earth), Mending Flesh, Iron Hide
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>>54192355
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>>54192405
That is how I expect most people who most people who namefag for no reason feel.
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>>54192117
WHY DOES THE BEST GIRL HAS SUCH A SHIT FETISH

FUCK YOU
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>>54192447

Diplomat : Damien. I do have the world tree. And I do like pies.
Bodyguard: Solstice. Cute, and can immobilize enemies, and can hopefully teach me ice magic.
Spymaster: Owl girl. A good combination with the height of my terrain. With their god eyesight, they can easily spot things from atop the pillars , the world tree, or from the mountaintops without being seen.
War-Master: Alain and Marie. Alain should be disciplined and have good understanding of how to command an army, as oppose to the legend which seems like he'd just go out there himself.
Specialist: Gracelyn . Can definitely teach me magic. I think.

Waifu: Tough choice between Cethra and the catgirls. I guess for this build I'll take Cethra because she does know magic. I hope I can learn her undead magic and all. Plus she looks so bullyable.

All in all, a war nation built upon magic instead of normal weapons. Perfect terrain for scouting. Becoming a battlemage. Plenty of tourists bringing intel and technology and magic. Also, pies.
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>>54192468
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>>54192457
I am a raging narcissist, yes, but I am also pretty fucking great, so I'd say it's justified.

Though I am hurt. I do try and avoid namefagging unless I have good reason.
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>>54192476
Wrong thread

And maybe
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>>54192476
Yes. Now post CYOAs.
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>>54192407

You are a vile degenerate. I bet you think traps aren't gay.
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>>54192448
That's me! I thank you and accept your tribute anon. New cyoa coming soon I hope, but progress has been slow.
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>>54192495
Probably should drop it for now then
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>>54192317
>>54180877
Kingdom:
Famine
Necessity is the mother of invention. My people understand this very well.

Royal city:
The clockwork city
Which is why we live in a giant clock.

Land:
Gaia pillars
"Alain!"
"Yes?"
"Get this girl some clockwork sword, or something dumb like that. I want those painted pillars."
After one of them is painted, we turn it to a city. When they're all painted, I'll give them to the girl, so that she'll feel like she accomplished something.

Border walls
We're keeping the damn pestilence-ians out!

Stormy lakes
For tourism and fun purposes.

Spectral lands
Because a steampunk land under eternal night with bizarre events is basically par for the course.

Mountain ranges
Because who doesn't love a few nice mountains?

Lava lands
Don't invade.


Citizen life:
Education tier 1 and 2 (16)
Because we're a smart people! We know that we have to learn in times of plenty, or we will learn in times of famine.

Engineering tier 1 and 3 (14)
How could someone not learn how this works when they're constantly staring at the inner mechanisms?

Craftsmanship tier 1 2 and 3 (11)
People become experts because they have to.

Hardworking tier 1 2 and 3 (8)
Work hard, play hard, that's our motto. Minus the playing bit. It's mostly working.

Happiness tier 1 2 and 3 (5)
But even so, they're still happy. If not, most towns have someone that can make them happy.

Community tier 1 2 and 3 (2)
We are one country. We must help each other, because we are the only ones who will.

Dutiful tier 3 (1)
More like Sherlock Holmes than Spider-Man, but I bet it'd be entertaining.

Metalwork tier 2 (0)
In a world made of metal, better metal is better.
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>>54192534
I'm not degenerate for wanting to fill my futa wife's snatch with so much semen that she's never not pregnant.
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>>54192556
I think you fail to see the inherent joke in it, anon.

I am literally making a joke about how I am a raging narcissist, whilst being a raging narcissist.

It wouldn't be as funny if I didn't.
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>>54192375

Am I really your favorite?!
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>>54192476
You can't really expect everyone to feel connected to the setting before they've even had a couple sessions to get to feel their character
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>>54192578
Of course you are, sugar snap.
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>>54192566

Garrisons:
Grand dragon
A fire dragon may be cliche, but after a few years in the forge, it'll thank me.

Empire's hands
Shh. I'm keeping these secret so no one knows i have them, you dig?

Royal guard
Royal guard
Royal guard
300 royal guards to fight in my name, for my glory. Against 3000 enemies, they only need to kill 10 each. Easy Peasy!


Seal:
Baby eldritch horror
Who's a cute widdle abomination? If I live long enough, the return on my investments will be great.

Powers:
Land sense
Who knows a clock better than its maker? This land isn't a clock, and I didn't make it, but still.

Royal presence
I am the king. I am the one that rules. Of course I have a kingly presence.

Sculpted body
It fits for the king to have a kingly body.

Silver tongue
And a kingly tongue.

Magus training (tentacles)
And kingly tentacles. What? Occult feels better than elemental stuff.

Mending flesh
Because I don't want to lose my arm to never get it back.

Iron hide
Because I don't want to lose my arm in the first place.


Diplomat:
Zanzabar, bound scourge
Okay. Stick with me here. Zanzabar knows a lot, right? So, I bet, because of his indepth knowledge of the nations, he'd be the best diplomat.

Bodyguard:
Alain and Marie
Alain, more like. I'm not having Marie fight for me! What do you take me for?

Spymaster:
Christoph III
Intelligent but insane makes for the best spymaster. It's not like he personally is going to spy on anyone. Just direct my hands, and they'll do the rest.

War-master:
Damien
Aside from Zanzabar, no one seems like a good fit. That said, Damien seems like he knows a lot about tactics.

Specialist:
Ophelia
Because what kind of a heartless monster would I be if I didn't take Ophelia?

Waifu:
Nali & Fiyu Tilsane
Two for the price of one is a done deal. I like each one a lot, they're useful, and they're fox girls. What more could I ask for?

No goals. No plans. Just being a monarch.
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>>54192566
>Don't invade.
I'm fucking dying anon
>>54192434
Shhhhh, my cleverly constructed ruse....
Proceeding to post most updated versions of my cyoas. Please enjoy.
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>>54192574
But jokes are supposed to be funny. This is just standard pattern namefaggery.
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>>54192612
2/3
>>54192566
>>54192600
Yours just might be my favorite famine posted so far. As of now you're most likely to become canon.
But thats between you and me.
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>>54192639
Poe's law?
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>>54192567

Disgusting
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>>54192537
Nice. Looking forward to it.
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>>54192376
AFO Guard?
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>>54192645
3/3
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>>54191906
sauce, can't find anything from reverse image search
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>>54192667
1/3
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>>54192566
>pestilence-ians
Bro. That's racist.
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>>54192686
2/3
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>>54192657
It'll be cg art though, no animu this time. But I think the concept is great. 2 cyoas in 1, best of both power fantasy worlds.

Someone once complained about domain master being good but lacked world lore and setting. I remedied that this time.

half of it is indirect PvP
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>>54192708
3/3
>>54192701
No its not, that's the actually terms for citizens of the Pestilence Kingdom.
Followed by War-ations, Death-lites, and Famine-eers.
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>>54192728
1/3
>>54192729
Excellent tastes.
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>>54192729
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>>54192728
We prefer Pestinos
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>>54192667
Hold up. I'm a complete fucking idiot for forgetting how many pages this had, but page 4 was not under my cyoa tags for some reason.
Sorry about that.
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>>54192742
And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
2/3
>>54192758
That just makes you sound like Italians.
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>>54192783
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>>54192599

:)
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>>54192800
And finally, for better or worse, this one.
1/5
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>>54192338
Scots are not Celtic.
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>>54192783
I did take the Culinary option and I do live in the Overgrown Fortress...

Still going with Pestinos. Or maybe Native Pestians.
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>>54192195
Is Death the only card that gives immortality?
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>>54192817
Just roll with it. There's nothing say no Celts didn't look like that.
Plus I've got Celt, Scot, Irish, and a shit tonne of others from around the globe. I'm human mutt.

>>54192816
2/5
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>>54192839
No. Read the CYOA nig
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>>54192759
I remember my build having extreme strength that I used to overpower and hold down and bull-
I mean tease Ophelia. Good times.
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>>54192848
>Plus I've got Celt, Celt-and-Viking, Celt, and a shit tonne of others
Come back to me when you're Polish, Indian, Kiwi, Chinese, Scottish and Jewish.
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>>54192848
3/5
>>54192826
I'll take a bowl of the PestiGreen Noodles please. I heard they're quite good.
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>>54192728
I prefer war-ers. It's where the term warriors gets derived from.
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>>54192848
>braces self and puts on helmet in preperation for next page
Oh boy, here we got again...
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>>54192728
How about instead of Famine-eers, it's the Famished?
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KEKS
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>>54192871
I didn't wana post em all, but ill give it a go.
Behold my bloodlines; Celt, Irish, Scott, European, Native American/Blackfoot, Tribal African, Russian, Chinese and maybe Jap, Crusader, Cowboy, and I think a bear is somewhere in there.
>>54192874
4/5
>>54192912
I fucking love you.
>>54192885
Also good idea.
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>>54192935
5/5
Jew is also hinted at by my mother, and im directly related to some fag that survived the boat ride in the Mayflower.
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>>54192398
>>54192376

Oh come on now, you act like she's gonna be shapeshifting herself and me in the middle of sex without any warning or consent. Clearly any non humanxhuman intercourse will be the result of discussion and collaboration on what we each prefer and are comfortable with.
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>>54192935
>Celt, Irish, Scott
>and European
Well yeah.

Otherwise, your bloodline is acceptable. It is good to meet another mutt.
>>54192958
I heard a lot of people in America are though.
>>54192376
You guys are so vanilla. Why are you thinking of bestiality? Nigga things're gonna be getting weirder than that.
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>>54192727
>It'll be cg art
How can one man's taste be this shit? Nobody wants to see your terrible screenshots of bad models.
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>>54193002
>lot of people
Nowadays we have so many immigrants and mixers with said immigrants that its not as common. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Plus, the mayflower was just one ship and colony alongside many others.
>things're gonna be getting weirder than that
Like 4th degree warp realm fuckery.
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>>54192729
>tfw the stars are not in alignment for the posting of the polls

Man, the wifi in R'lyeh sucks.
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>>54193002
>I heard a lot of people in America are though.
Mutts, Jews, or Mayflower descendents?

For the first, only between Europeans. Interracial mixing was incredibly rare in America and it still is a very low percentage. Jews, no, they're something like 2% of the population. Mayflower descendents, again no, those guys only populated part of New England, the rest of the original thirteen colonies were settled by different colonists then got expanded by European immigration later.
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>>54192651
I'm sorry, anon. Have a 2D imaginary companion.
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>>54192674
It's Murenase! Shiiton Gakuen
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>>54193042
You misunderstand. It's not 3d, just computer drawn.
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>>54192448
>culling got reworded to be lest shitpost inducing
well whats even the point then
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>>54193245
Same style.
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>>54193311
Then I said it wrong, I really should be sleeping. It's good art. Trust.
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>>54193042
Behead those who insult Blissy.
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>>54193334
Off with their heads!
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>>54192195
Love this thing man, first page made me think it was going to be a whole lot darker than it turned out but that's cool.
Anyway judge my build.

>Death Card
Going for a culture based city so agelessness give everyone more than enough time to refine their craft, create, and enjoy life. Plus an endless horde of zombies to take care of unfulfilling but crucial work will free up everyone to realize their potential.
Also gives more friends and toys which is fun.

>Highwater
I wanted a more traditional city but thought the others like Braug Kr'tah were too connected to life for my card choice. Plus Venice is probably my favorite city in the world so it seemed perfect.

>Stormy Lakes
>Thick Fogs
>Spectral Lands
>Snow Lands
I will rule a cold and gentle world. Winter is 70% of the year, getting up to 20° in the hottest months but quickly falling back to an average -10° with winter getting down to -30°. During these times the lakes and canals freeze and skating becomes the primary form of transportation. Days are also shorter, being normal during summer but non-existent during the winter. While there are heavy clouds most of the time clear days are celebrated as spontaneous holidays where people take time off work and enjoy the sun and star laden sky.
There is a constant magical presence in the city, with spirits milling around everywhere. They are heavily impacted by nature so are calm and docile in the winter but in the couple months of warmth they liven up like the citizens. Strangers find the charm of the city hard to get used to, often seeing it as depressing but the citizens find comfort in the calm silence and relish the odd celebration. But there is a fair deal of strangeness in the city, mostly coming in the form of the heavy fog that covers the whole city every few weeks, but also in the twisting backstreets and secret passages of the city. These elements also offer some defense as they turn against invading or hostile forces.
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>>54193528
>Happiness 1
>Community 1, 2
>Dutiful 1
>Craftsmanship 1, 2, 3
>Mercantile 2, 3
>Farming 1
>Education 1, 2
>Entertainment 1, 2
Put the most points into cultural things like craftsmanship, entertainment, and education with mercantile and farming to help create the surplus art thrives in. I didn’t think many points in happiness and dutiful were necessary since art needs a bit of chaos and tragedy as inspiration, mostly I just wanted to avoid disasters like depressions and famines that could stop creativity altogether.

>Skeleton Horde
>The Raiding Legion
>Imperial Magus
>Royal Guard
>Those Cast Out
The skeleton horde and legion will make up the bulk of my forces, skeletons work great as a stubborn basic infantry which can hold down the enemy while the legion can do strafing runs or flank around. Support can come from the mages and the odd angel/demon in a more important battle. The mages also offer a lot of utility since they can do so many different kinds of magic, and being flexible is important in war. The royal guard will mostly be for bodyguards for my family or VIPs or personal missions but also improve everyone else which is nice. Also that armour. The angels and demons also sound fun in addition to very powerful, hopefully I can get them to reconcile their differences.

>Baby Eldritch Horror
>Oni’s Armour
>Reaper’s Blade
The last two are fairly simple, they’re just badass things that will help a lot in the event that I do have to fight. The baby will also be useful eventually in a bunch of ways, a lot of which I probably won’t even be able to predict, plus who doesn't want what is basically the best pet ever?. I’ll probably spend the 1000 years as it grows up building catacombs under the city to house it and store any other strange artifacts I come across.
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>>54193539
>Watchful Eye
>Silver Tongue
>Sculpted Body
>Peaceful Aura
>Dragon’s Wings
>Magus Training (Water)
>Iron Hide
Not much to this besides fighting style preferences. Silver tongue and peaceful aura to hopefully avoid fighting and negotiate good deals for my kingdom.

>Simon (Diplomat)
He’s formal, righteous, and not defenceless, everything you need in an ambassador. He’ll also be good at convincing people wary of the whole undead servant thing since he usually hates them and can explain how they’re necessary
>Owl Girl (Spymaster)
Do I really need to explain this one? I can think of no better way to spend my time then gossiping with my qt owl spymaster over tea about the state of the kingdom and foreign affairs.
>Zanzabar (War Master)
Again very obvious, knows a lot about fighting, probably more than I ever will. Also will be helpful when adjusting to my new life and give some pointers. Probably end up as a father figure and besides the Legend I can’t think of a better dad.
>Gracelyn Morandi (Specialist (Magic))
Another qt on my counsel who can advise me on magic and direct my imperial mages (if you catch my drift). She seems to be the most powerful magical character so this seemed like a natural fit for her.
>Solstice, Damian, Alain and Marie (Bodyguards)
A good mix of varying skillsets and cool people with these 4. Alain would probably end up as a kind of commander but I doubt they’ll be needed most of the time and I think I’d like spending time with all of them. Also it’s always nice having a loli around for (platonic) cuddling.
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>>54193558
I'm pretty sure you only get a total of 3 bodyguards with death.
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>>54193558
>Nali and Fiyu
Honestly this was the easiest choice in the whole cyoa. For one, two loving wives, who are both distinct and can attend to different emotional needs. They also have good skillsets for taking care of the day to day business of the kingdom allowing me to focus on big picture reforms and projects. I feel like Fiyu will like the calm and skating on the canals while Nali will like the summer festivals, unique experiences with each wife. They are also good at working together so I probably won’t have to worry about fights very much and things will run smoothly.


If all goes well I will lead Highwater into a new age of artistic renaissance and prosperity. Didn't realize how long this thing was until I was done so sorry for the spam, this one really got my mind racing. Well done Celt
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>All these people not picking The Legend
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>>54192376
I would impregnate both those lolis.
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>>54193598
Alain and Marie count as one choice right?
I thought that was implied.
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>>54193623
Ah, forgot about that. Just saw 4 names kinda jumped the gun.
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>>54193528
>Snow Lands
I love how I only added this and spectral to appease my own tastes, but it seems to everybody elses favorite too.
My personal pick is snow and lava so I can have a land of hotsprings and have the waterfalls run.
>>54193539
>Also that armour.
Don't forget their glistening, oiled abs.
>>54193598
Alain and Marie is one choice.
>>54193600
>Well done Celt
You honor me sir. I'm glad to make something people enjoy. Your plan to make Highwater prosper is also very inspiring and similar to how I envisioned these kingdoms, all at peace but not to be fucked with.
Kinda like the original American dream. The world is so horrible in my time.
>>54193611
I know right?
Remember, you can waifu The Legend. Your wife is now a very manly man.
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>>54193663
Hey, while you're hanging around, what do you think Pestilence's Dragon Wings would look like? Black feathered, like Eileen the Crow? Or something a bit more gangrenous
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>>54193641
Don't worry man, just got scared I spent like an hour on a build and fucked up such a major thing.
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>>54193121
As it turns out R'lyeh's an expensive place to live and you need to job hard. Kind of like Vancouver.
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Do you think it's important for an author to use a name, /cyoag/?
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>>54193674
Think Nurgle Wings with some feathers.
Basically rotting crow.
Famine would be dirty white feathers on malnourished wings
War's is made of a lot of fucking fire
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>>54193733
No.
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>>54191595
>>54191610
And Salem, I know,
I'm passive aggressive.
I like when we hold hands,
See, I get jealous,
And if I see that nigga,
I just might kill him.

Fuck.

I'm,
in,
Looove~

Unfortunately I'm more of a Neo person. I just hear the song every time I see this CYOA.

>>54193733
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>>54193733
I don't and you all seem to know its me. It's a simple joy to be able to let know them you're an author and then also post as anon in shitstorms seamlessly.
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>>54193733
No, unless they're answering questions about the content. I've said before that those Author cyoas are fucking cancer and breed the wrong attitude. You've got enough natural cunts here without feeding their egos or slighting said ego, causing them to shit on other authors out of insecurity.

Special exception to SDA, as always.
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>>54193762
I want to rape Neo until she turns to the light side.
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>>54193789
>Special exception to SDA, as always.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IucHmE4z0M

>>54193792
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>>54192448
>Warrior
>Blessing: +3STR
>Tempered
>Toughness
>Martial Arts
>Willpower
>Athletics
>Enhanced
>6th Sense
>Marksmanship
>Ancient Weapon (Gauntlets)
>Stamina
>Ancient Armor
>Primal Power
>Adaption
>Affinity
>Duality
>Infusion
>Propulsion
>Energy Sense
>Enhance
>Indomitable
>Stats: 10STR 6DEF 5AGI 1INT 5SKI

Bounty: Wurm, Strange and Dragon (140)

>Beauty (135)
>Forge (125)
>Alchemy (115)
>Market (105)
>Training (100)
>Scavenging (95)
>Campsite (90)
>Map (85)
>Teleport (80)
>Diner (75)
>Bar (70)
>Hot Springs (65)
>Festival (60)
>Bounty (55)
>Upper (15)
>Servant (5)
>Personality (0)

With my insane strength even the toughest monsters will go down in but a few punches or spells, with my super double jump plus rocket boost I'll be able to launch myself fist first into flyers, and with my high defense, senses and resistance to illusions there is little most monsters can do to stop or avoid me. When I'm not filling my quota or helping those less swole than I, I'll either be partaking in all the pleasures the Town has to offer or chilling in my mansion with my bro of a butler.
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>brain: huh, we should work on that cyoa
>rest of mind: HEY LETS PLAY VIDEO GAMES

>brain: wow, we really need to work on [project thats a thousand times more important than CYOA]
>rest of mind: H-HAHA LETS WORK ON THAT CYOA BUDDY AT LEAST ITS CONSTRUCTIVE RIGHT

At least I'm doing something.
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>>54181733

gib mystery box
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>>54193986
Why post this again anon? What's your goal?
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>>54194105
Did I already make this post? I feel like I might have but I wasnt sure. Oh well, ignore it then.
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>>54194051
You can't handle it.
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>>54194123
Word per fucking word. I hope you're joking.
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>>54194123
Verbatim, it's why I asked.
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>>54194126
gib pls
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>>54194135
>>54194152

You got me, it was all a big joke. I didn't type that whole thing out, it was copypasted and I'm still sane.
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>>54194203
Wow anon, you sure showed us, haha!
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>>54193611
To what exactly are you responding to?
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Been wanting to make a comfy dark CYOA similar to (but without copying from) Urban Unease that takes place in the wilderness. I'm struggling to decide which of these themes to go with:
1. You end up moving into a cabin in the wilderness because of some unknown reason like in Urban Unease.
2. You are starting your new job as a park ranger at a national park. Companions will include permanent residents and existing staff, among other things.
3. You are stranded in the wilderness. Emphasis on survival.

A few random ideas I've cobbled together:

Companions:
Soldier Ghost
Showing him anything not from his time period (e.g. phones, cars) causes him to become confused and have a panic attack and disappear when he realizes he's not alive. Afterwards, he'll forget everything you showed him and act normal. To compensate, he has some positive upside.

Locations:
Shattered Seraph Statue
A dilapidated statue of a kneeling seraph clasping a sword in her hand. She gazes upward, her eyes affixed to an unknown point in the sky. You feel embraced by a warm peace when you stand near her, and the warmth is so intoxicating that you loathe leaving her side. The more time you spend with her, the more you realize she is slowly awakening. Cracks become smooth stone, an arm with dainty fingers emerge where there was once no limb, and her eyes shift ever so slightly.

Arboreal Neural Network
Forest with trees that look normal but are made of circuitry on the inside. You can plug devices into them via USB port for virtually unlimited computing power and storage.

Hostile Phenomena:
Stairs (shamelessly stolen idea)
Stairs of many different styles leading to nowhere inexplicably appear in the woods. You are strongly advised not to climb them.

I'm open to feedback and bullying.
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>>54191064
i choose the tiny girl option. idk what it does because there's no description but im assumming it either makes me a tiny girl or lets me waifu a tiny girl
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>>54194452
Option 2 sounds like the best for balancing comfort and creepy.

It's not my kind of thing but there is certainly an audience for it.
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>>54194452
>I'm struggling to decide which of these themes to go with

Why not all 3?, they all sound good, and it shouldn't take too long to write a little blurb introducing the concepts.

All the other ideas sound good, I'm not sure how much you actually have planned/written, but stuff like artifacts you find, and little encounters or scenarios really help with adding to "re-play ability". Don't be afraid to add companions, but please don't turn it into a waifu one.
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>>54193210
Ella and Valentina are both good. I don't know who to pick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdsbQ4UKuSs
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>>54194452
I like the sound of #2
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>>54194051
ffs i just want to know what's in the box
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>>54194452
I want a succubutt companion.
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>>54194452
#2 sounds amazing.
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>>54194452
2 is the most unique. 1 sounds like it would draw too heavily from Urban Unease while 3 has been done to death.
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>>54194452
>2. You are starting your new job as a park ranger at a national park. Companions will include permanent residents and existing staff, among other things.
Sounds best, with the cabin from option one as one of the possible living locations.
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>>54191645
I just wanted to use the meta Cyoa to get 8 powers from fucking them instead of four. I cant change it to do that, I'm not the writer.
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>>54191906
Pretty sure your only describing people that go to trash anyways. Its either faggots or horsefuckers in there. I am willing to bet they only like RWBY by extension. Because I cant think of one gay character from the show...unless it just added some when I wasn't paying attention.
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>>54194452

I want some waifu options, preferably a cynical but caring one or a chunni and genki one.
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>>54192195
Death Card, because what good is immortality if your people die around you?

The Looking-Glass Kingdom with Thick Forests, Thick Fog, Spectral Lands, and Snow Lands blended into a peaceful, magical, snowy woods. I don't know why the area just beyond the capital is always slightly warm while the rest of my kingdom is always slightly cold, but it's a nice friendly place to live and it's really pretty.

All tiers of Happiness, Community, Cooking, Education, and Entertainment, Tiers 1 and 2 of Dutiful. Ongoing theme, but my people, like my lands are notable mostly for their lack of productivity. I can have all the magic and undead labor I want, but if my people aren't cool to be around it would still be miserable to rule them.

400 Imperial Magus and a Dragon give me a surgical force in conflict, but I'm taking them because they can pull their weight just as well in peacetime and that's what I'm optimizing for.

A Baby Eldritch Horror, a Possessed Phone, and an Unbound Train combine with the 10 story talking elk, the dragon, the 7 companions and the spouse I get to give me 13 guaranteed awesome beings to spend time with. So that's nice.

Sculpted Body, Peaceful Aura, Rabbits Foot, and Land Sense are good for the just hammering home the ever-present comfy here. Earth, Water, and Wind Magus Training are pretty important for making sure I actually can keep this glorified vacation home of a realm functioning. Also it works well with my having a bunch of wizards.
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>>54195208

As for my Court: Damien seems like a good Diplomat and I do love baking; Ophelia, Solstice, and T'laek aren't the best Bodyguards, but I have 3 of them, and I'm going to be spending a lot of time with them, so I selected for adorableness; Owl Girl's ability to speak with animals is lest impressive when all the animals in my kingdom speak the common language but she should still be a pretty good Spymaster; Gracelyn is the ideal Warmaster for me given my nations strategic framework of casting magic at problems until they are no longer problems; finally as my Specialist Christoph III will help me raise my Eldritch and Draconic children and probably do some research in his down time cause why not?

Cethra's my Waifu choice because a tutoring specialist is the most useful to me in keeping shit working till my numerous power over time effects are operational and someone who can talk to the dead is close to mandatory for using death card's powers to their fullest. Also she sounds like she'd be an amazing wife once she's less stressed out, which my realm is perfect for.
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>>54192195
The Dark Ruler
>Death
Ageless Kingdom, Master Necromancy, +2 Seals, +2 Bodyguards
>City
The Clockwork City
>Lands
Lava Lands, Spectral Lands, Snow Lands, Stormy Lakes
>Citizen Life
Tier 1: Community, Dutiful
Tier 2: Education, Craftsmanship, Metalwork
Tier 3: Hard Working, Engineering
>Garrisons
Imperial Magus x2 [Necromancers mostly]
Those Cast Out x2
Grand Dragon [Fire, turned Dracolich]
>Seals
Oni's Armor
Stalker's Sidearm
Unbound Train
>Powers
Minor: Cat's Stride, Rabbit's Foot, Quick Reaction, Watchful Eye
Major: Mending Flesh, Magus Training x2 (Earth, Water)
>Court
Diplomat: Ophelia
Spymaster: Owl Girl
War-Master: Zanzabar, Bound Scourge
Specialist: Chrisroph III
Bodyguards: Damien, Gracelyn Morandi, The Legend
Spouse: Hira Datkigho, the Powerul

Team A (Me, Dracoliche, Christoph), Team B (Gracelyn, Those Cast Out), Team C (Zanzabar, Imperial Magus), Team D (Hira, the Legend, Damien, Ophelia, prototype robots). Each team attack a strategic point; hit and run tactics (with magic portals); use and abuse of deadly poisons; Unbound train transports troops and materials. Extensive use of necromancy to raise legions of undead (from the corpses of the enemy and objectives). Earth magic to bring out every corpse and bone and cause earthquakes; Water magic to cause tsunamis and sink ships; mixed with necromancy I hope be able to dry vegetal life. The Clockwork city is protected by mechanized structures and the army is equiped with a minor version of the Stalker's Sidearm. All because I'm greedy and want all the realm for myself.
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>>54194452
I like one and three the most.
Option 2 would be difficult for me to enjoy without having constant flashbacks to pic related.
Burnie died for our sins.
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>>54194505
>>54194618
>>54194663
>>54194699
>>54195130
Park ranger it is then.

>>54195340
Never played firewatch. What happened to the park ranger in that game?

>>54194544
I'm new to making CYOAs, so I'd rather focus on a single theme.
Just started planning, and I have many vague ideas I need to put on paper. Things like search-and-rescue missions for missing people, finding bodies in inexplicable locations, the deranged hermit Lumbering Jack living deep into the park, hostile takeover attempts by malevolent corporations, tourists who visit regularly (e.g. during the summer) as companions, the tall dark figure that approaches lost children, a terminal that displays and allows modification of the park's "source code," invisible chains attached to your body that become heavier the further you are from the park center to prevent you from leaving, suicide forests, hot springs, the phantom pooper who shits in the hot springs.

>>54194662
>>54195180
I mean, there will be female companions of varying desirability, but they all exist to reinforce the comfy dark theme and aren't explicitly designed to be waifus. Some of them will be waifuable, but it's not the main point.
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>>54194482
Wow anon, you're so original, nobody chose like that before.
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>>54195371
>Never played firewatch. What happened to the park ranger in that game?

He goes home The game was a major let down anon, just trust me
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>>54195453
>trusting people in /cyoa/
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>>54192405
Armor Type: Medium
Armor Upgrades: Collapsible for the riot shield, Servos(Hydraulics), Battery, Thruster Pack(Jetpack), Environmental Control, Grenade Satchel, Advanced Targeting(Auto Targeting), Ablative Armor.
Weapons: Brimstone Laser SMG, Ghost Energy Blade.
Area Of Operation: Klendathu
I am an Angle of Death. Who wants to kill bugs with me?
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>>54195505
>trusting people in /cyoa/

>Not trusting SDA

Go watch a playthrough yourself then and see how much potential was wasted, But don't say I didn't warn you
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>>54194452
Pick ONE theme and limit your scope. Add more through addendums as necessary. If you start too wide, you go shallow or lose the point.
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>>54195453
>he goes home
Way to fucking simplify the entire thing.
He goes home fucking broken and abandoned more than he was coming there and forced to learn things he never wanted to.
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>>54194452
>Hostile Phenomena: Stairs.

SQUAD MORAL BROKEN
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>>54195566
>If you start too wide, you go shallow or lose the point.
I think the recent four horsemen one is a good example of that. It's a perfectly fine kingdom builder, but the moment you're past the first page it becomes very generic instead of pushing the theme.

You could replace the four horsemen at the start with any number of standard fantasy classes and not see a difference.
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>>54195601
Smurfs, no appreciation for walking around with jetpacks.
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>>54195371
>What happened to the park ranger in that game?

I'd agree with what >>54195453 said, it's not worth buying, much less playing in my opinion. Watch a playthrough if you absolutely must, but even that's a waste, to be honest. Find another game to enjoy, it will be a far better use of your time.

It's sad, since I rarely consider my time wasted on a game, even if they are heaping piles of garbage. However, it's honestly how I felt about Firewatch after playing it from start to end; it wasn't worth the price of admission, both cost and time investment.
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>>54195581
>He goes home fucking broken and abandoned more than he was coming there and forced to learn things he never wanted to.

And now your over stating the entire thing, All throughout the game it was building up to some giant conspiracy or actually something interesting and then lol it was actually just a misunderstanding the kid fell that's it nothing is actually wrong and I just left and he was not broken and he didn't learn jack except for that kid, But I'll give you abandoned and they dropped the story and plot harder than the kid that fell :^)
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can someone post that one cyoa where you roll a dice to become a magical girl to replace other magical girl you killed in car accident
it also had that broken-ass option to gain invulnerability during transformation sequence
that's all i can remember
help
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>>54195679
>has never encountered a post-modern story before
So why'd ya drop out of high school, Anon?
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>>54195923
Post-modernism needs to be burnt in a forest fire.
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>>54195934
Let's just keep all the tech we have now and go back to the fifties societally
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>>54195923
What could high school have to do with it?
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>>54195943
It doesn't have to be the fifties, just reject stupid post-modern concepts like this absolute subjectivty and art focused on 'interpretation' and 'expression' rather than actually looking like anything.
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>>54195950
>What could high school have to do with it?
>What could the public school system have to do with at the very least introducing students to commonplace literary movements and giving them examples so they know how to understand the climates that classic works were written in and better appreciate them?
Christ, anon.
This CYOA hit a little close to home for you, didn't it?
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>>54195923
>>54195923
>>has never encountered a post-modern story before

So that means it was intentionally awful

>>54195923

>So why'd ya drop out of high school, Anon?

I graduated and I was a frequent visitor of my schools library and my high school never had books this bad. The last time I got shafted on a book like this was when it was a trilogy and it literally during the last page the hype just fell down the stairs and made me regret reading it.
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>>54196007

>The last time I got shafted on a book

Meant to say story ,but you get the idea
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>>54195995
Someone could easily get several college degrees and never encounter any but the most basic literary works, and never remember anything of except the synopsis for the span of a week or so it took them to pass a test.
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>>54193755

Become Battlemaid

If they can make cyborg battle maids then I assume they can also make cyborg battle marines not based on the cute girl chassis, whose larger bulk and greater weight allowance makes them much tougher. So instead of front line work the best build is probably infiltration and espionage. Diplomatic and undercover missions for master, avoiding combat.

Enhanced Senses 6
Robotic Uplink 4 for extracting information from target location
Hypercube 5 for smuggling in supplies, equipment, munitions etc or for extracting stolen items
Speed Boost 8 for emergency GTFO or to dash past security checkpoints

Cooking 5 useful if master wants to host some great event which targets might attend, plus improvised weapon skills
Erotica 5 since seduction is _the_ classic way to get close to a target. Honey trap never fails!
Poison and Brewing 5 for entirely innocent reasons, I only want to offer master his tea, honest.

38 points so far

Extended Contract -5 since no maids ever quit anyway I might as well claim the raise and the points
Erotic Orders -7 since we've already established it might be my duty to seduce a target or a third party to get close to a target. No sense getting prudish now.

26, four points to play with
Condensed Tech 3 to make me smaller and cuter and less apparently threatening and almost irresistible
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>>54194452
Theme 2 sounds nice but can i Hug the statue?
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>>54191595
Kali, Summer, Salem, Raven.
I will fuck them until the are ready to become happy and comfy on the fuck pile.
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>>54191948
You should make what you want.!
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>>54196263
Sure. In fact, the statue should probably be a companion.
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>>54196726
Oh sure, the more they try and force it as a concept the more kids and young adults will push against it in the opposite direction. That's just how human social development works, you can't really force this sort of thing.
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>>54196710
Cute, I want her to keep that crack as a cute scar.
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this is a cyoa

please enjoy it
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>>54196834
something about ants
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>>54196834
I'm sure the ants will enjoy it.
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>>54196834
Well ants might, but us high and mighty humans cant see it.
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>>54196834
And here's a cyoa that I'm pretty sure is not for ants.
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>>54196834
>posted the thumbnail
Okay I guess go back to arguing
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>>54196851
Now post one not for fish
>Captcha is "Bush Ahead"
I think it's trying to tell me something
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>>54196851
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>>54196851
I though this was cute. Shame Symbro (?) has fallen into non-creation.
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>>54196864
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>>54196816
>someone INTENTIONALLY made a product they wanted to SELL, bad
What is planned obsolescence
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>>54196710
>pic
anyone using this deck is cancer
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>>54196863
Ok
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>>54196885
An anti-consumer tactic used by companies to make more money in most cases
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>>54196851
Oh as I have posted the cyoa I'll post a build for it too.

>Cecaelia
For magic, and Tentacles.
>Magma Forge
It would be an interesting place, and if I can get some heat resistance I'm all for it.
>Climate Shaper, Shape Mimic, Enchanting
Skills to help others forge things by helping to control the temperature of the forges, to be a multi tool, and to improve what they forge.
>Magma Trident, Ancient Mount
I'll need a way to get around, and having a good weapon could always help.
>Kiandra, Hammond, Merinth
I think we'll have all the magic we need to deal with most things.
>Frozen Sea, Reward Current Shaper
Seems like an interesting mystery that I shall burn with magma, and likely along the way find out that that is the wrong answer.
>Blood Fish Swarm, Reward Alchemy
Something to really burn with magma.
>Abominations, Reward, Hybrid Merrow
Finally with this task done I shall be able to pursue my dreams of entering the japanese porn industry, on land, or its nearest analog in this world.

Really though I would pursue improving my enchanting. While I should likely have picked up forging for that, I just don't think it would be much fun to forge things underwater, while I could see alchemy as something to help me improve the things I enchant.
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>>54192528
American modernist
Penthouse suit
Heretic's library, bar between floors, abandoned store, Crazy Dan's supplies
First-aid kit, local channels, apartment clocks, ex-tenant's journals, vending machine, veteran's pillowcase
Odd-jobs listing, give and take well, high five hands, the night fair, the stairs to the end, open door day, hallway balloons, gravity anomaly, hokousha tengoku
Message on the wall, tenant guidelines, corner grabbers, stairswitching, courtyard chapel, recurring suicide, phantom passenger, hole in the wall, man in the sharp suit, man in the fancy suit

>>54192612
Zanberos
Connections +1, 6th sense -1, Survival -3
Detour +1, Head Splitter +2, Insanity +3
Crawling Dark -7, Cunning -2, Charisma -2
Witch's grimoire, sunlit lantern, dimension pocket
Abyssal shackles
Ukrago (sauve comb)
Drain
The unseen hands

>>54192686
LWSS Dream
Engine overlock +3
Master bedroom, kitchen, spa sphere
LSD, brain boosters, alcohol
Combat suit, stratus GX, weapon rack, bio-pod
Task force delta, eraser 7, Ms. Alice, some crazy guy
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>>54197239
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>>54192355
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>>54191123
>A New Adventure
>What Kind of Adventurer
I've Made a Lot of Friends
>Adventuring Skills
Survival
Monster Encyclopedia
>Magical Item
Pocket Diary
>Adventure
Journey to New Lands
Slay a Dragon
Fight a Demon Army
>My Weapon
>Weapon type
Rifle
>Material
Mechanized
>Enchantment
EXPLOSION
>My Fairy Companions
Ferla
Havli
Sealie
Boux
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>>54197278
> mfw lewd dune never

Please come back EDG, we miss you. I miss you.
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>>54191188
>>54191213
Third page for those using the CYOA as a stand-alone thing, rather than as a part of A New Adventurer.

>>54191345
Here you go, then.
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>>54192355
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I request goblins. what cyoa has one?
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>>54197300
gaaaaaaaay
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>>54197403
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For some reason all the Dungeon Keeper cyoas never really worked well for me. I get halfway through and something just puts me off.
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>>54197412
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>>54197419
You might have the instinct to steal your own loot Its alright though you can always be an adventurer
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>>54192742
The box, THE BOX.

>>54192816
Golden fortune
Regal fortune
Red bean soup
Bent spoon
Experiment

>>54196047
What you don't know is that you're never getting to college. Or anywhere else for that matter, for when the last day ends you wake up and summer is just starting, it's an endless summer (school).
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>>54197514
m8 I already dropped out of college twice and that was years ago
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Hey, for my Yuri CYOA, I'm trying to think of drawbacks that I should include. Right now, I think I've got some pretty creative stuff written down, but the amount of options overall is pretty sparse, so give me your best ideas, please, if you have any.

(If you want to take a look, it's the "Drawbacks/Mischief" section in https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jEIhgnDAVtiKR60HMK8smKhecnq5N9BmTyPaD_2LYeQ/edit?usp=sharing )
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>>54197534
Holy shit some of this drawbacks are hilarious
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>>54197300
The guy who did Lavender was intended to do Lewd Dune?
Tell me more please
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>>54197961
Not much to tell you about that. He made a poll about what people want as his next work, he informed us Lewd Dune won, then Erotic Descent Guy disappeared. That was 5 months ago. And during that time I don't remember any sign of life from him, beyond a little chat with Tok on /d/ when Tok included a Bride of Teiatat in Mindslaver.
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>>54197534
Soo many options I love it. I hope you're as good at the cyoa graphics as you are at writing.
I'd be kinda sad and put off if it was an mspaint cyoa, it deserves soo much more.
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>>54192612
Where is the companions/magic/quest page?
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What happened to this WIP?
https://pastebin.com/f0aet7Dy
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>>54198360
Oops, should have scrolled further down...

>>54192612
>Auelus
>6th Sense 3 (4)
>Control 1, Intellect 3, Magic 1, Meditation 3, Charisma 3, Sight Beyond Sight 3 (-10)
>Detour, InHuman, Lost a Few, Insanity (0)
>Prototype Ey-3, Limb Augmentation, Blessed Blanket
>Fractured Bell, Chronos Watch
>Abrumburgh
>All Roads, Fairy Commune, Fae Contract
>Damien, Ophelia
>Unseen Hands, Restless Dead
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>>54198228
>Implying he is not working in secret on the CYOA so when it comes out it becomes a wonderful surprise
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>>54196851
>Merfolk/Merrow Hybid
Can fully fish for speed or near human for negotiations.
>Mage Sphere
The better to compliment my magic skills.
>Current Shaper, Light Bender, Shape Mimic
Speed, illusions and the ferocity to unexpectedly back them up.
>Crystal Pearl, Coral Staff
Foresight is always useful and the staff's bubble is an environment where I am sure to have the advantage.
>Syria, Thresh, Hammond, Sea-Drift
Companions who complement my abilities. Sea-Drift is particularly important as she can check against the Pearl's predictions and teach me how to improve my magic.
>Abominations, Monsters of the Deep, Stranger's Arrival
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>>54195408
>implying my choice has anything to do with originality and isn't purely based on what i want as shameless wish fulfillment

you're new here aren't you?
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>>54198236
Except for his insistence on using an assfont, Rosanon is decent at making the graphics.
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Any crossposter who'd be interested in a /lit/ cyoa?
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>>54198228
That's sad, I hope one day he will return
Was Lavender his only work, or he has other masterpieces?
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>>54199085
I've got alittle bit written for a lit based powers cyoa. Haven't worked on it besides that.
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>>54199098
It's the only one I know about, so probably yes.
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>>54197278
>>54197300
>>54198228
I miss EDG too, was working on a collaboration with EDG before. The theme of the CYOA was Parasite Suit Magical Girls. It's sad we never finished it (never even came close to finishing it), but god damn EDG is so good at writing lore and world building. He is truly a talented pervert which is deserving of the utmost respect. Anyways, since the Parasite Suit Magical Girl CYOA most likely won't ever be done, I thought I would show you the intro EDG wrote to it.
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>>54199215
>Parasite suit magical girls CYOA created by both EDG and Tok
>Will never be more than broken hopes and dreams
GODFUCKING DAMMIT
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>>54199215
Well, someone clearly read Cthulhutech ...

Still, I want EDGuy to return. He'd been a blessing.
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>>54199324
You can pick up where they left off !
Make our dreams come true !
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>>54199497
I am sorry anon but i am already busy trying to make a thing and i made it it will never reach what it could had been And even if i could i don't want to test if i can get off with my own creation
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>>54199215
Do you know why he left?
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>>54199634
No clue, he was active for a while on the CYOA thread on /d/, then he just stopped posting.
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>>54199550
Well shit we never get it
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>>54199683
>EDG got murdered by a zealous flock of puritans
The world is a cold and uncaring place
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Do I even need to put any flavour text for city buildings? I can't think of anything, but the most trivial things.
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>>54199777
>Trips of luck and fortune
Not really but it makes the page feel empty without any text
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>>54199777
Just put in some descriptions even if they're obvious, it looks like its just incomplete otherwise.
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>>54199215
This is pure awesome
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>>54199215
Holy exposition Batman!
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>>54197351
>Crypt Keeper (50/150)
>Forbidden knowledge X5 (0/150):25
>Stonebridge

>Beast Taming (0/145):25
>Chimerism (0/135):25
>Illusions (0/125):25
>Vile magic (0/115):25
>Runes (0/105):25
>Dark heart (0/85):25
>Polymorph (0/55):25
>Petrification (0/5):25
>Natura (0/0):25
>Corruption master

>Dark temple (0/0):20
>Riddle (0/0):10
>Wasteland
>Maze

>Goblin Priest X2 (0/0)

The library of evil. Filled to the brim with nasty magical traps.
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>>54197534
"Drawback"; Obsession with butts.
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>>54200271
SDA begone
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>>54200281
Heh. I was trying to reference something other than him, but that is funny too.
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>>54199710
>EDG has been drawn into the Labyrinth of Sighs by Teiatat-in-Argent.
Existence is an uncaring place.
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>>54200384
>Teiatat-in-Argent
He is fucking dead
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>>54200367
reference what?
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>>54200400
If he's lucky.
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>>54198764
Wow anon, shameless wish fulfillment is so new and original, nobody indulged in it here before.
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>>54200424
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/is_my_hobby_weird
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I had an idea for an Americans got talent cyoa in which you can choose a talent and a fellow competitor to be a friend and a favorite judge and stuff like that
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>>54200830
>Choose singing as talent
>Win instantly
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>>54200830
Okay?
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>>54200865
No! It will be different so that you can have drawbacks and success no matter the talent you choose. Singing is very vanilla
>>54200889
I DID NOT ASK FOR YOUR PASSIVE AGRESSIVE OKAYS MISS PLEASE CALM YOURSELF:(
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>>54192528
>Soviet Brutalism
>Lower Floors
>BlockBuster LLC, Lost and Found, Irregular Grocery, Abondoned Store
>Desiccated Hand, First Aid Kid, Multi-Fauceted Sink, Sentient Microwave, Occupied Mirror, Ex-Tenant's Journals
>Smug Hikkomori, Paranormal Maniac, Scarlet Youthn in Paint, Marxist Mice, Arm in the basement, The Changeling, Father Alyosha, Apartment Janitor, Noire Radio Host, Chessmaster
>Your Secret Admirer, Bashful Haunt, Odd-Job listing, Night Fair, Illustrated Stalls, Hokousha Tengoku, Open Door Day, High Five Hands, The Infinity Line, Stairwell Window
Live the comfy life with my Mirror Waifu.
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>>54200933
Well now it sounds interesting do you plan on making it anon?
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>>54200933
You sound anal-able.
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>>54201116
You gonna lose and you know it Misuzu
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>>54192686
>>54192708
>>54192728

Ship: Kingfisher, the alien vessel seems pretty well rounded

Stat Upgrades: +1 speed, +1 crew I guess
Upgrades: Gym, Library, kitchen
Crew: Alain Rickman, Alexandra Torgue, Charles II
Cargo: Spacewalk suit for legit scavenging work, Red Rocket XIII because it's cool
Enemies - Ms. Alice, Some Crazy Guy
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>>54200830
I don't want to be american.
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>>54191188
Memeing but let's see if we can mix some Jojo shit together.

>Weapon
Knives
>Material
Chronite
>Enhancements
Explosion
Echo Slash

I'm Killer Queen Bomb 1 with Time Stop. For some reason now I want to fight some fist users to claim their weapons as trophies now.
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>Start making a CYOA
>Don't finish it
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>>54201735
Why?
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>>54201735
>Start writing a waifu description
>Instantly lose motivation
It doesn't even matter when she isn't real.
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>>54201735
>tfw you know it's going to suck but still can't make yourself quit because you don't want to admit to waste so much time on something so bad
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>>54201735
Join the club there's at least three of us. We're fun. Really. Please join.
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>>54201755
Anon if you do your best the only thing it can happen after you finish it and post it is that you will grow as an author so don't give up anon i believe you will be great!
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>>54201775
Is there a discord anywhere for failed and forlorn CYOA authors.
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>>54201775
Fourth clocking in.
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>>54201857
No, but there's a Discord for bitchy ones and their devoted cocksuckers.
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>>54201944
they do tend to be pretty failed and forlorn though
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>>54201967
It's not the forlorn ones who are annoying, depression is understandable given the whole escapism thing CYOA represents. It's the oddly aggressive ones with strong opinions about nothing and everything
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>>54192195
>Death
For the same reasons everyone else took him.
Extra bros and goodies.

>Braug Kr'tah
The design of this place will match well with my land choices I think. Plus I would love to have spirit people mingle with my people. Reminds me of Spirited Away.

>Gaia Pillars, Lava Lands, Spectral Lands, Snow Lands
Mine is a land of mystical hotsprings and waterfalls that flow even through the snow. The spiders would also be paid to connect all pillars with web bridges and elevator contraptions to make expansions much easier.
Come to the North Kingdom of Death. We have many attractions meant to relax and rejuvenate.

>Tier 1; Craftsmanship, Mercantile, Farming, Cooking, Entertainment
>Tier 2; Hard Working, Community, Mercantile, Farming, Cooking, Metalwork
>Tier 3; Craftsmanship, Engineering, Farming
I have plenty of supplies and raw materials for my people to work with. Combine that with their ingenuity, bazaars, and even the festivals to make Death's Kingdom one of peace, prosperity, and partying.

>The Raiding Legion
>Imperial Magus
>Royal Guard
>Empire's Hands
>Grand Dragon; Angelic
My Royal Guard will whip the other garrisons into top-quality shape, making them all versatile and even more fearsome. A small army, but they are both fast and hard hitters, decimating hordes of enemies with barely any casualties. The spies would also be incredibly useful in keeping my eyes and ears open to threats. My dragon is also a majestic beacon of hope for all in the empire.

>Reaper's Blade
>Oni's Armor
>Stalker's Sidearm

>Cat's Stride, Sculpted Body, Land Sense, Quick Reaction
Most of these are to aid me in combat, but Land Sense would be fun to explore the many lost tunnels of my city.

>Dragon's Wings, Titan's Blessing, Weapon Affinity; Sword
I am nigh unbeatable in combat. Fast in both action and reaction, as well as the strength to lift mountains.
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>>54202025
>Royal Diplomat; Ophelia
Very knowledgeable and used to the Kingdom of Death. I'm sure she would be a good diplomat, as long as she has a "translator" for when she's quiet.
>Royal Bodyguards; The Legend, Solstice, Alain and Marie
The Legend is the wall between me and any other that would harm me. Solstice, Alain, and Marie are all just to have fun. Alain could also aid Damien in his duties as Warmaster.
>Royal Spymaster; Owl Girl
She's just perfect for my intentions for my spies. She'll do nicely as their head.
>Royal War-master; Damien
Strong, disciplined, and able to do what must be done. All these traits point to Damien making me an army of warrior monks that will protect the Kingdom.
>Royal Specialist; Bartholomew Esq.
The head butler, as well as Ophelia's personal escort/translator for when she must attend to her duties. Should work very well given his mannerisms and strength.

>Cethra Lilith Drove
I'm taking the fucking loli and you can't stop me. I'm the king biatch.
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>>54201944
Not even that. They're just ... way more off topic than /cyoag/.
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>>54202025
>I am nigh unbeatable in combat
But what if a Pestino rubs his diseased balls on your pillow? You gonna die
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>>54202069
There's a reason I said Pestilence's miasma can only enter through blood.
Plus only a Lord can kill another Lord. In direct combat I'd be flying around so fast and slashing the shit out of them while they struggle to follow me.
They also prefer to be called Pestians
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>>54202126
>They also prefer to be called Pestians
I do? Maybe I'll spell it with an ae so people think it's pronounced "Pastians" and they come from all over to eat our cuisine. Let's be real here, who the fuck would want to get a pizza in Pestilence's domain?
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>>54202183
>who the fuck would want to get a pizza in Pestilence's domain?
I totally would. With their medicine values it'd probably be some herbal cleanse pizza that would make me healthier and shit better.
As far as names for the different peoples, this is the official list so far;
Famished
War-ers
Deathlites
Pestians/Pestinos
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>>54202220
Now i imagine pestians as italians
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>>54202266
That was the joke, kinda anyway.
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>>54191188
>Fucking scythes are in and yet still no maces or clubs
Fucking kill yourself already.
>>
>>54202266
Delicious, brown Pestians with their curvy women and healthy cuisine....
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>>54202284
You can always stop bitching and take a hammer
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>>54192195
Reminder that if you do not pick conquest you deserve everything you get.
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>>54202348
Reminder that if you try to conquest me, you're getting ten diseased tentacles parked squarely up your anus
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>>54202387
I'm sorry anon, I don't think that's what the flavour text says ;)
Now bend over.
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>>54202287
I have no delicious brown girls to shitpost about canon Pestians. Fuck.
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>>54202404
Wait. You're right.

I didn't take tentacles in my most recent build. I'll just stop cutting my nails and use my hand, then. You about to get the Kermit treatment, boyo. Or a Ms Piggy. For the ladies.
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>>54202348
>Reminder that i will make you and your troops to fuck off with a giant tornado
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>>54202342
>You can take a hammer
Or pick a sword instead of a spear.
That's not how it fucking works you imbecile.
>>
>>54202404
>>54202387
>>54202348
Conquest is essentially the Genghis Khan of the Wilds. Roaming nomads that are kind of clearing out the Wilds of monsters and allowing the kingdoms to expand safely. Of course, previous Conquest Lords have campaigned against other Lords. Most failing, and some succeeding and replacing the Lord they kill.
Also the tentacles are almost entirely for lewd.
>>
>>54202432
Y'know what, I don't really wanna touch you. I'mma let my three warmasters triple-team you instead.
>>54202437
CHOO CHOO
there are no brakes on the RAPE TRAIN
>>54202476
Chingiz Khan, huh...wonder what he's famous for...
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>>54202445
Just tie a really long stick to the hammer then.
>>
Anyone got A New Adventurer or whatever?
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>>54202284
It's about crafting a weapon but feel free to hit monsters with a rotten tree trunk like a savage you appear to be.
>>
>>54202445
Well the world smith won't make you a mace or a club and you have been bitching about it since the CYOA was created without result so why you don't accept it and move on?
>>
>>54202500
See the following posts:
>>54191123
>>54191144
>>54191234
>>54191188
>>54191213
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>>54201944
Sounds hot. I wonder if I got some cocksucker fans...
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>>54202517
Thank you anon. The world needs more tard wranglers.
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>>54202487
>implying you can break through the chaos infused bass cannon war master

NEVER DIES
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>>54202387
>you're getting ten diseased tentacles parked squarely up your anus
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>>54194452
I have a better idea. Make a Vampy CYOA.
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>>54202487
There are no brakes on my unbound train too so what about i use it on yours?
>>
>>54202541
>implying he isn't MY warmaster you delusional nugget
>>54202567
Sorry anon, but that's MY unbound train. And it really doesn't have any boundaries.
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>>54202560
>Vampy CYOA
My bloodkin is go
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>>54202495
And what is that supposed to accomplish?
>>54202507
>whats a kanabou lol
>>54202509
Because bitching about something is the only thing people do around here.
>>
>>54202061
You should be glad. Otherwise, I wouldn't be the only one you guys hate for being a narcissistic asshole.

>>54201944
>cocksuckers
hwat

I don't see this happen at all. There's substantially more author cocksucking in these threads than the Discord.
>>
>>54202576
You know, if we assume all these kingdoms exist in the same world, there are going to be a shitload of Giant Dads running around, leading bands of similar looking armies
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>>54202560
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>>54202476
>be the literal incarnation of conquest
>can't ever actually conquer
How can conquestfags ever compete
>>
>>54202591
Ohh i see you are one of those persons who know a lot about some shit and can't resist to complain about "unrealistic" things
>>
>>54202611
Canonically?
All characters would exist in the kingdom of the MC, while there are different people for the other kingdoms just as strong.
>>
>>54202645
Well, you're conquering the shit out of the Wilds.
If you wana go after a Lord you gotta be as smart as you are strong. Like maybe ally with the other three kingdoms.
>>
>>54202653
What are you talking about?
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>>54202653
pic related
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>>54202675
Keep defending your little dream, anon. Other Riders can fight each other no problem, but you? Just stick to your sandpit, ok. And try not to die out there.
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>>54202656
Oh yeah, I figured that much. But the idea of legions of Giant Dads running at each other is amusing

Although, the idea of a 4chan user interacting with three other super serious Horseman of the Apocalypse while a single Giant Dad looks on is equally amusing. All those well-run kingdoms with their upstanding lords, then one place of crazed debauchery and that is mysteriously productive and efficient

>Lord Death, the Pestians have arrived
>I would never deal with these rabble if not for their delicious pizza and curvy, brown women!
>>
>>54202653
That's not even remotely what he's doing.
>>
>>54202706
You gonna get a make-shift bone spear up the ass.
>>
>>54202727
Yeah just come over here and -- OH WAIT WHAT'S THIS WALL OF HIDDEN JOKES? IS IT BLOCKING YOU? IS IT TOO MUCH FOR YOU? I THINK IT IS!
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>>54202719
>legions of Giant Dads running at each other is amusing
They world would be a never ending cycle of death and rebirth from the constant R1 spams.
Funny you mention the 4chan user thing, cause this might be the outline of my official map.
>>
>>54202719
>mysteriously productive and efficient
"Hey, Lord Pestilence?"
Yes?
"Know the Kingdom of Death?"
Yes.
"How are they not ruined yet?"
How do you mean? They supply us with many fine quality raw materials as well as being kind.
"Yeah, but they have a festival where they just smack each other with giant rubber cocks"
Let's not talk about specifics.
>>
>>54202719
4chan would be the group of disgusting conquestfag murderhoboes travelling around the shitholes of the land, subsisting entirely on pot noodles and their own shit.
>>
>>54202870
That's actually the Troll tribes that can be found in the Wilds.
So basically no difference.
>>
Wasn't there a vampire lord cyoa?
does anyone have it?
>>
>>54202870
But only one person actually did a build like that. Everyone else constructed beautiful kingdoms of hardworking, happy citizens reaching for the skies of technological and magical development. And also cat or owl waifus
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>>54202906
Think so.
This?
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>>54202918
Guess that means I'm the only real 4channer on this site.
>>
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>>54202929
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>>54202955
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>>54202932
If wanting to make a kingdom of eternally happy citizens full of festivals and amazing literature instead of wanting to wander the wilds like a mongoloid makes me a fake "4channer" i guess i am a fake
>>
>>54202929
That's the one, thanks
>>
>>54202986
>Implying I can't be a wandering mongoloid with great works of literature, festivals, and happy nomad people
>>
>>54203017
>Implying the conquering mongoloid nomads can afford such luxuries
>>
>>54203055
7 CLife points is still alot.
>>
>>54202986
It is good to understand what you truly are.
>>54203017
This.
>>54203055
You can, actually.
>>
>>54203183
>You can, actually.
Show me anon.
>>
>>54203203
I ain't gonna repost my build but basically you can have hard-working and community at 3 and also spend 2 on literature n shit.
>>
>>54203222
>repost
Damn, I must have missed it then.
>>
>>54203238
It's the oni Big Boss who uses cannons as personal weapons.
>>
>>54203306
I didnt really see that one as fun. More like "Why are we still here?"
>>
>>54203328
Huh?
>>
>>54203345
He's calling you a fag anon, don't let that shit stand
>>
>>54203396
That cur! I will shoot my huge loads all over him.
>>
>>54203455
Suck his dick! That'll teach him for calling you a fag!
>>
>>54203530
I will blow my wad all at once. He will know the taste of my balls, oh yes. Especially once they slam into his face at 450 metres per second.
>>
>>54203578
H-he's fast!
>>
>>54203716
Nani?!?
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>>54203578
This is not how I expected conversation on my cyoa to go.
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>>54203779
>>54203779
go hog wild
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>>54203767
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>>54203788
>Thread link gets posted here first
>>54203801
Thread actually created first
>>
>>54203801
>>54203788
This was one choice I was not prepared for
>>
>>54203788
>>54203801
Let the war begin!
>>
>>54191123
>Traveler

>Skills
Weapon Use
Dungeoneering

>Magic Item
Shade Cape

>Adventures
Journey to New Lands
Challenge a Dungeon
Enter a Tournament

>Weapon
Axe (Rending)
Forsaken (weapon and Armor)
Curse Enchantment
Crysta Enchantment
Corruption Enchantment

>Fairy
Chryos
>>
>>54192448
Class: Hunter
Blessing: +1 skill point

Str: 8
Dura: 5
Agi: 6
Int: 4
Skill: 6

Tempered
Toughness
Martial arts
Athletics
Shockwaves
Willpower
6th sense
Finesse
One with nature
Posions
Bloodlust
Bindings
Bladed arms
Blunt arms
Marksmanship
Primal power
Affinty
Duality
Adaptation
Indomitable
Recall

Licenses: Twilight desert and Ancient ruins (+115)


Market (105)
Training (100)
Healing (95)
Diner (90)
Bar(85)
Club (80)
Middle class housing (50)
Hot springs (45)
Campsite (40)
Map(35)
Babble book (30)
Library (20)
Forge (10)
Alchemy (0)
>>
>>54201753
Waifubots when?
>>
>>54203997
Explain waifubots. Like, is it a tournament setting where various engineered robot waifus battle for the title of champion?
>>
>>54204118
They battle to have the right to you.
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