/WFG/ Warhammer Fantasy General

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Posting three more. Because why not.

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>>54091946

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>>54091946
Why is that blush in the last panel so cute? Makes me wish Warhammer actually had sphinxes, or at least had them in a way that wouldn't immediately rip your guts out because gritty and grim.

>>54091865
Not going to lie, I jacked it to this picture a couple of times.
Back in the old days we had to find porn by rummaging through the hedges in the park. Kids these days don't know they're born.

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>>54091966

Shit, we have two threads up.

>>54091375

>>54091972
Neferata used sphinx venom in her elixer.
That implies there was a real kind of sphinx, otherwise the venom would come from something else.

Given Nehekharans saw them as something positive to build living statues of, they were probably tamed.

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>>54091976

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>>54091988
Time for a fight to see which reigns supreme and which gets lost to time.

>>54091988
The other one isn't labelled properly, this will one here will be fine.

>>54092013
Don't shame me. At least it's hotter than the succubus in the AD&D monster manual.
And who knows how many young lads had their first jollies with that one.

>>54092090
Or thicc bih Lolth.

>>54091988
For that thread's OP's question - probably not all that hard to convert him, really. You take a Bretonnian Knight of the Realm as your base, can put him on a horse or on foot as the mood takes you (though the latter obviously requires some converting). For the mace, you can take the staff from a Damsel for the head and shaft, or a banner pole from Adeptus Sororitas/most Bretonnian units, like the Knights of the Realm.

The candles and the mitre would be easy enough to greenstuff, but if you really wanted bits for them, take the candles off of Dwarf miners and the mitre off of the old Confessor model from 40k (though it might not look good on top of a helmet).

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>>54091865
I doubt there will ever be art more 80s than this.

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>be a grail knight
>chosen by my god
>see this

What the fuck am I supposed to do?

>>54092168
In fluff?

Easily kill all three.

On the table?

Welcome to how Space Marines feel.

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>>54092167
Yeah, that lizard would have feathers now.

>>54092168
>Get a bunch of peasants
>put them in the way of the Rhinox dudes
>use as many peasants as necessary until the things get bogged down in bodies or gorge themselves on twisted peasant meat
>ride in gloriously to actually kill the riders and get all the praise
>make sure the tapestry commemorating your victory does not include any peasants in the foreground

>>54092168
Hit them in the ass.

>>54092196
Eh, I think a grail knight could take on one fluff wise. Going by the RPG that could work.

>>54092196
>space marines
>tfw outclassed by a bunch of blue aliens in both fluff and tabletop

>>54092228
But I just ran out of peasants after doing the same thing to chaos knights? Any other suggestions?

Explain 6e ravening hordes

>>54092167
Which is ironic considering it's from the nineties.

>>54092294
GET! MORE! PEASANTS!

>>54092339
Soooo do we as knights of Bretonnia actually need those peasants?

>>54092330
What is there to explain? The 5th edition army books weren't compatible with 6th edition so they were get-you-by rules until the new books came out.

But since they needed to fit in a small booklet they were extremely barebones and simple. And it turns out the most wonky things in the game are facilitated by broken special rules. Since Ravening Hordes didn't have many special rules, taken as a whole it's pretty balanced.

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So wait, how do trolls reproduce? Weren't there female troll models or something?

How come trolls can't be rad and get their own mini-faction

>>54092373
They make the food, but it's not like there's ever a shortage of the bastards.

>>54092249
Grail Knights in fluff do things like bounce artillery off their chests and kill vampire lords and even fucking greater daemons. Some fat fags on a shaggy rhino are no threat to fluff Grail Knights.

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>Warhammer game trailer
>the humans are the ones getting slaughtered

>>54092564
Warhammer fantasy hasn't fallen completely to human-wankery, like wh40k.

>>54092564
Fantasy is about humans jobbing super hard to everything ever, but despite it the species as a whole manages to push on.

>>54092575
Only space marines get wanked.

>>54091976
So English.

>>54092168
Charge!

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Man, remember freehand?
I guess GW stopped doing it because it was daunting to newcomers and in the last few years started with moulded decoration.

But in the old days every model had some.

>>54092473
Makes you wonder how that happens when they're stuck in villages and not really allowed to leave, work every day except holidays, and don't really get that much in the way of food. Ignoring genetic problems, where would they get the time/energy/reason to breed like rabbits to be underfoot enough to die in droves without problem?

Then again, I have no idea how a Bretonnian city is supposed to work. I know the real world Middle Ages had plenty of cities, but from how WFB makes it sound, Bretonnia cannot handle anything above the small town level, and the Empire is the only one that can be distinctly urban.

>>54093664
Bretonnia was a dialed to 11 parody like everything else originally was.

It wasn't supposed to make sense any more than the Empire being at war with literally everyone its entire history and still existing.

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>grail knights think they are hot shit because they have to gang up on blood dragons
>sigmarite religion is literally anti vampirism due to nagash getting his shitter so thoroughly shattered by based siggy that he retroactively cursed every vampire.

>>54093837
The moral of the story is: shoot the bastard.

>>54093664
Actually, that's consistent with human behavior in really hard and awful times. People breed more when there's a famine or plague.

On a completely different note, those of a slaaneshi bent should go vote in this poll and determine what kind of battle wizard is getting Beastman'd.
https://strawpoll.com/ec7s4f5

>>54093664
>but from how WFB makes it sound
Just remember that all the human nations in WHFB are rooted in historical wargaming, and their nations would operate at least somewhat in line with how their historical counterparts did.

>>54093894
Is-s that poll going to lead to some artwork or something?

>>54093894
hello yes I am a Slaanesh daemon player
what does chuuni mean

>>54093837
That shirt collar triggers me pretty hard, I'll be honest.

>>54093944
Writefaggotry, no artwork. I know what my talents are and what they aren't.

>>54093970
it's an /a/ term for that phase kids go through where they're bubbling with unwarranted self-importance and obsessed with having cool powers with cool names. The kid who spent five minutes standing still and growling to charge up an ultimate attack when you played pretend.

>>54093979
Haughty light wizard best option.

Beast wizard would be fine with it.

>>54094022
I vote that one. Because it's best to break their concept of self-importance with the crushing reality of a turgid gor phallus. The others are either too meek, which isn't nearly as fun to break in, or in the light wizard's case a tsundere that goes from "I-it's not like I enjoy being defiled" to hips moving on their own.

Someone that has a high opinion of themself might still end up liking it, but they'd still be stuck picking up the pieces of their shattered ego.

I guess this is why I play Slaanesh.

>Pick up 9th Age
>Go to Adepticon for some tournament play
>First opponent is a neon haired hambeast
>She's playing Chaos warriors
>Game starts
>My archers target her Chaos Lord riding a dragon
>"These shooting at him"
>Her face turns red
>Her cheeks puff out as she inhales as deepas she can
>Screams "JUDGE!" as she starts to cry
>Judge rushes over seeing her crying
>"What happened?"
>She blubbers "Pronouns, he, pronouns!"
>Judge looks over at me
>Shrug and say "I have no idea"
>Hambeast sniffles and points her hoof like claw at me "He called my Chaos lordette a man! That's transphobia!" she bellows as she cries into her arm blubber
>Suddenly silence in the gaming hall
>Everyone turns to me
>Judge demands I leave for being transphobic
>Appeal
>Denied for not using Xe pronouns the judge prefers
>Pack my stuff up
>Walk out the room
>They start singing the Steven Universe theme and stamping their feet

And that was the last time I played 9th Age.

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>>54093837
>empire "men" think they are hot shit because they can hide behind their state troops to shoot the enemy
>lady of the lake literally gives her servants ward saves to protect them

>>54094158
hello copypasta
I almost missed you from the last thread

>>54092249
Going by what grail knights can do in fluff and what they get in the WFRP, a single grail knight could throttle all three Ogres and Rhinos with his bare hands

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>>54094168
>lady of the lake
Reminder that she is literally liadrielle
A fucking elf.

>implying any bretcuck even comes close to the fabulous awesomeness of BALTHASAR GELT

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>>54094219
>Reminder that End Times

>>54093894
here, I'm to the point where I'm introducing the wizard and there's a tie between the gold and light wizards. I'm going to run a tiebreaker vote between the two.
https://strawpoll.com/s4bbcdc

>>54094195
Maybe fluffwise, although those are usually Grail Knight lords that do the crazy shit.

Based off the RPG, a base ogre is a scary threat to even fourth careers. Those ogres would probably have be in one of the creature careers. I kind of want to roll that out now.

>>54093976
He kind of looks like the douchenozzle you'd see at a party, showing up with a couple of cronies and laughing about spending his dad's money.

Is this the shitposting-about-SJWs general?

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>>54094237
Do the gold wizard. You know it to be the right choice. You know that she must be broken- shattered. That human self-confidence and self-importance must be torn away from her and stomped into the ground under hooved feet by the dark children of the forest.

>>54094245
Base Ogres don't really have anything to go for them except having 3 attacks

their WS, S and T are all pretty average, or even below average, considering we're talking about people who eat rocks

Even if they hit him, a grail knight in full armor should be strong enough to tank everything they throw at him

>>54094289
No, that was last general. If that's what you're looking for, try /v/? I think they talk about this stuff still.

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>>54094229
it's canon in Total warhammer too.
>mfw lileath is a Madam who whores out her worshippers after you pay her some amber.

>>54094317
>No, that was last general
Oh good.

>>54094314
Oh, you're right. I was looking at the imperial ogre thing. Little leaner in the bestiary.

>>54094322
Oh, in that case
>>>/vg/

>>54094341
It doesn't matter where you go. End times is canon until GW realizes the terrible mistake they've made and says otherwise.

>>54094351
End Times is literal trash and should remain separate from the thread. There's a reason it used to say "no discussion of End Times or Age of Sigmar".

>>54094341
>lastest Warhammer fantasy related stuff released by GW.
>"N-no, the lady is an oc donut steel goddess, not lileath playing around with some bretniggers"

Myrmidia >>>>>> Elf gods

>>54094237
>>54093894
here again, the poll's decided. Haughty light wizard wins with three votes to the chuuni gold wizard's two. I will post links to a pastebin when i'm done, here and on /trash/.

>>54094387
Total warhammer is not end times.

>>54094322
I thought it wasn't said - hinted maybe, but never clearly. Orion would say something about Brets not realizing who their Lady is.

>>54094424
>research liadrielle - lady of the mists.
>you get 50 diplo bonus with bretonnia.
come on now. Orion doesn't even interact with bretonnia in the thin bits of lore in the game. He is all about killing beastbulls

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>>54094410
Kinda' like I was replying to a post that wasn't about TWW


>>54094390
She was originally an ancient entity of the forest that not even the elves recognized. I'd imagine they'd have recognized their own goddess.

>TWW was written by GW
>not IP handed to CA so they could make whatever

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>>54094400
Disappointing.


I'll look at it anyway, I guess.

>>54094481
>IP handed
>CA literally had to use GW notes to make bretonnia because they weren't allowed to make their own stuff.

>she was an OC donut steel deity that NO ONE recognized.
Sure, which is why bretonnian wizardkids get deported to Athel loren, home of the wood elves, the boys act as manservants until they die and women live there and occasionally come back as damsels of the lady.

Bretonnia is full on elfaboo

>>54094444
I was talking about what Orion might say on the diplomacy screen.

>>54094543
he says that Ariel and the "lady" are friends and that giles le breton is stalking every faction leader.

>>54092373
No!
It is not as we need this peasants or care or anything, stupid.

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>>54094537
That is admittedly a failing on GW's part - they have to explain how Bretonnians and Wood Elves are supposed to fight if the Lady is actually an elven goddess, who by all rights they should favor as much as the rest of their pantheon. So their solution is to have her be mysterious and unrecognizable to Orion and Ariel, though akin to them. She doesn't seem that widely worshiped as Lileath, so maybe she can get away with not being recognized much, especially if she's focusing most of her time on the Brets.

I still can't agree with her choices though, and she comes off as being extremely manipulative even when her own neck is on the line. Comes off more edgy than bittersweet to have the epitome of chivalry act so base.

>>54094597
the wood elves are a force of nature instead of a regular good aligned faction. Orion goes nuts and ravages south bretonnia every year when he wants to stretch his legs. They are aligned with the forces of order because chaos wants to corrupt their forest.

Also the wood elves largely worship Kurnuous, Isha and Loec instead of the traditional high elf pantheon.

Total war did a pretty good job of representing that, with elves ravaging south bretonnia half the time and the only way to ally with them was to declare war on beastmen.

>>54093664
By and large, Bretonnia has an agreeable climate and is relatively peaceful. If your lord isn't a TOTAL cretin your life will be pretty comfortable by Warhammer standards.

>>54094639
And yet the fuckers still invite beastmen to war on me if they decide they don't like my face.

>>54094322
That's nothing compared to Morathi, who let a bunch of Hung gangbang her witches to get them on board to attack Lustria.

>>54094662
>total cretin
bretonnian definitions of good lordship are pretty fucking terrible. The empire at least gets people pissed off enough to rebel.

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>>54094707
>tfw no captured witchfu who slowly turns into a happy pious sigmarite waifu after you help her get over her drug addiction.

Now this I could writefag.

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>>54094639
Maybe it's because I haven't tried starting as Carcassone or Bordelaux, but I've never seen that - the Wood Elves only seem to get brave enough to start picking on the south after the End Times, wherein I have to slowly strangle them and their ridiculously large garrison forces to death by sheer numbers. Then again I'm a faggot who can't make it to hard mode, so take of that what you will.

And you make a good point, especially in how wild the Wood Elves are. I should have also mentioned how strange it is for the Bretonnians to be fighting Wood Elves if their goddess is secretly an elven one. The explanation given seems to be basically that she went 'fuck elves they suck.' Which makes it weird how she's still an elven goddess, but who even cares at this point?

>>54094736
she seems to be fairly minor on the elven totem pole. If we go by guardians of the forest, elves know that the lady exists, and that she uses humans to protect her realm. An elf wonders why the lady would take interest in the Main character after she comes to him in a visit.

>>54094707
To be fair, those Hung boys are accurately named.

>>54094707
>I figure that we'll use sex to convince some humans to fight our battles for us, since it doesn't cost us gold or magic. I figure we can try to look to the Chaos barbarians to the north, particularly the Hung. At least they might be entertaining, even if we can't have any real fun.

>>54094707
When did this happen?

>>54094804
not him, but in the second tyrion and teclis books morathi bribes the norscans with a bunch of elf courtesans

>>54094639
So burn the forest?
Seems like it would be fairly easy to do if those inbred elf-bootlickers didn't block the way. Just go there when it's winter, chop trees, shoot anything that comes out, and keep repeating this process until you've salted the ducking ground and put a massive drawing of dickbutt where the forest used to be.

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>>54094728
>Sigmar
Cuck.

>>54094821
>burn
the forests are magical and full of butthurt trees and angry elfs. They will probably burn you in the ruins of quenelles after fucking your army up.

Same reason why the empire doesn't or can't burn the reikwald. which is stupid because that is something that should specifically be done by a collaboration of life,
fire wizards and the church of sigmar

>>54094872
fine, myrmidia then.

>>54094901
That's why I said winter. Dwarves did that just to kill the savages and it worked beautifully for them.

>>54094955
elves go extra watchful during winter.
>forest fires in winter, in a magical forest no less
wew

>>54094983
You want them to come out, that way you can kill them without dealing with the forest's shit.
When they die you just keep pressing forward.

>>54094872
Taal is pretty alright. Too bad there's no reason for him to be involved in warfare.

>>54094597
The best part about this is that Jerrod tells Be'lakor about the little elven hideaway and it's destroyed utterly.

>>54094804
I dunno about the 'true' canon, but during the Storm of Chaos while Malekith was out failing yet another invasion, Morathi was raiding Lustria with her fucktoy Hung.

>>54095032
>>54094917
Morr was also acceptable.

wud u pat a skaven?

>>54095032
I like that his 'secret rituals' involve men getting away from their wives to get drunk in the woods.
Antler headdresses optional.

>>54095640
>ywn take a skaven baby and raise it to be an actual good individual

>>54091865
>bikini wax
>implying elves even have pubes

>>54095713
They grow it if they've lain with a human, it's why that's such a valuable necessity of life.

>>54095713
Druchii have facial hair as fashionable, so it stands to reason they have other body hair.

has there ever been any simple campaign rules for WHB. I'm not talking about full blown hex map stuff, but just enough that you name your unit leaders and level them up a bit, maybe earn re-rolls and run the campaign as a ladder rather than a map. Anyone know of anything like this?

>>54095802
WFB I mean

>>54095028
THose fucks shoot a bow and hit thin plates of armor like a WW2 sniper.

Plus WE are secondary to the Forest Goblins.

>>54095149
Naw. I guess in AoS they reference it, it survived.

>>54095857
gay

>>54095848
Not in winter, you just get thin ranks of pale spearmen.

>>54095802
The General's Compendium was all about campaigns, from simple ladder campaigns all the way up to the serious GMed Hex Map stuff. You should find exactly what you need in there.

There's also some interesting node-based rules in the Lustria book.

>>54091976

Literally drew my own porn back in those days, and drew many a witch elf from 98-2002

>>54095889
>>54095857
No, The Sanctuary wasn't referenced or mentioned in AoS. Like at all.

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>>54091976
My nigga.

>>54092387
Forgeworld has female troll model.

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>>54094158
>>They start singing the Steven Universe theme and stamping their feet

kek

>>54096748
What is one squad of Dark Angels and one squad of guardsmen going to do against a bunch of tyranids, including genestealers?

>>54096826
This is progressive 40k

>Woman gets an entire army
>Man gets 1 squad of space marines
>He's a nigger so he gets a squad of guard as his gibsmedats

Why does thorgrim make dwarves carry him around? Is he a cripple, or is he just american?

>>54096949
>Is he a cripple, or is he just american?
He is celt

>>54096748
>black guy is playing salamanders, who are also black

>>54094322
The Fey Enchantress also mutters Lileath's name in a combat quote. It's clear who she worships.

>>54093386

If he was English he would have just said 'wanked'.

>>54097180
Brits often use american words.

>>54097072

He's playing Dark Angles I think.

>>54097192

Yes but wanked is a favourite.

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>>54094707
Doesn't Sons of Ellyrion has lot of slaaneshi raping elves?

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>>54096949

He's just a lazy cunt with a massive beer belly.

> This is what passes for a king amongst the stunties.

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>>54097215

When you fuck your own son nothing else can really shock me.

>>54097243
t. Grom the Paunch.

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>>54097195
>He's playing Dark Angles I think.

>>54097392
Anon....you do realize there is a difference between Fallen Angels and Dark Angels, right?

>>54097450
The geneseed is the same

>>54097450
:^)

>>54096826
hold the line is what they're gonna god damned do

>>54091865
so, there were Khorne-worshipping dark elves?

>>54098141
Khaine was Khorne in older editions.

>>54096826
as long as both armies has the same point value

>>54096949
I read once, that in the fluff, the dwarfenking must be close to his throne

>>54096949
The gist of it is that the throne he's on is so sacred, he's not supposed to ever sit on anything else. So it's just easier to carry around the throne everywhere and let him ride, that way they can ensure he never sits on anything else - what if he were knocked down and forced to sit on the ground, after all?

It is a pretty awesome throne at least - it was said to be made by Grungi, while it endures the dwarven race shall endure, and it has the rare Rune of Eternity - a rune so rare it hasn't been inscribed anywhere else. Imagine how important the Pheonix Crown and the Flame of Asuryan is for the elves, and make it a chair.

>>54098168

Ah, back when the pantheon actually made some sense.

>>54092224

God that looks shit, can we just pretend they had scales?

>>54096949
The god of smithing made his grandson, who was king of all Dwarfs to whom the other kings must answer, a throne for others to carry him on to represent that the king of the Dwarfs was king of ALL Dwarfs rather than sitting safely in the capital. Its also magic, like a fucking tank.

All Dwarf king of kings get to ride it. To be able to carry it is a massive honor.

Imagine if Jesus's cross was a magic chair, and the best of all Christians got to carry the Pope in it.

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>>54098716
You don't have to anon, this is a fictional universe. It makes more sense for the thunder lizards of Lustria, the land of the Lizardmen, to be more lizardlike than birdlike.

>>54098996
What's up with mole scribe fella?

>>54099009
Nothing wrong. He has just the job as myself

>>54097215
Nope.

Morathi promises Slaanesh's current Champion after annointing him, since she's high priest of Slaanesh and does that, that he can rape her to death if he destroys Ulthuan. She of course plans on using him to sacrifice so she can summon her husbando Slaanesh himself and make a mono-Chaos God End Times. We are introduced to him killing a butchered slave Elf, part of a breeding stock that Morathi keeps specifically for torturing for her own amusement.

Her Slaaneshi Witch Elves are sadistic ADD and scare the fuck out of him, so he lets them do whatever they want to his men and he starts to worry that they'll rapekill all his forces before they reach a High Elf battle. Earlier in the book one of his men climaxes and dies moaning with pleasure after being shot in the groin with an arrow and having his throat cut, but whatever torture the Witch Elves do involves Daemonettes anc scares even the Champion.

Later on he has blue balls since he wants to rape a living Elf but they die before he can get their armor off and he wants a maiden and can't tell them apart from the men. He sees Alarielle and starts to stalk her, she just grabs his hand and purges all the Chaos from him then steals his soul back from Slaanesh using the guilt he had for sacrificing his own wife to start his journey. The angry Slaanesh pours energy into the soulless Champion's body to try and corrupt her through him, but then Alarielle lets go letting the body morph into a Chaos Spawn due to getting over 9000 gifts at once which demoralizes and breaks his army.

Then Teclis wakes up from a coma, flies to the battlefield like Superman, and drops a spell nuke that kills non-High Elves.

Morathi gets hit with a shitload of Slaanesh magic and has a freakout all the way back to Naggaroth.

So yeah. Its only the men who get raped, although he did want to rape.

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>>54097258

>>54098996
What happened to Bertha after Mordhelim? As Sigmar's descendant, she should have been important.

>>54096847
you should stop posting

>>54099131
I think you're reading too much into things dear

>>54095202
>Malekith
>Only guy worse at invasions then Abaddon
>Millenia of complete failure
>Still gets to be Elf King, then ascends to godhood
>Tyrion
>Cucks the Phoenix King, dooming everyone
>Still gets to be a God
>Everqueen
>Thicc slut
>Gets to be crazy wood goddess
>Teclis
>Only Elf worth a damn
>Eh, maybe some sort of assistant to his jock brother
Fucking elven pantheons, man

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I know that the Strigoi are clearly said in the lore to rarely, if ever, give anyone the Blood Kiss and make more Strigoi. But what would be a good explanation for a new Strigoi? Best I can think of is a Strigany servant who was so useful his Strigoi master didn't want to lose him, or a victim of a Strigoi's feeding that survived.

>>54099421
The first one could work, the second couldn't.

The Blood Kiss is a very deliberate action, not something that could happen accidentally.

Feel free to correct me but I was under the impression that WH:F was a card game.

>>54099703
There is a Warhammer card game, but it is mostly ignored.

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Just bought this. What am I in for?

>>54099763
>>54099763
best goddess

>>54099407
>teclis
The one who single-handedly killed the world?

>>54099995
That is Mannfred von Shitstain.

>>54099407
>Fucking elven pantheons, man
Shouldn't you kids say "Order-pantheon"?

>>54100020
Mannfred wouldv'done nothing if it wasn't for teclis fucking everyone over for his idiotic doomsday plan. He was just the last straw in a giant bundle of idiocy

I've been wondering, can dwarfs hold grudges against other dwarfs? Like, real bloody grudges, or are they considered a gentlemen's disagreement?

>>54100025
Elves don't have an equivalent to best goddess.

>>54100140
yes.
>total warhammer has you attack a dwarf hold with an agent because they stole a halfling cook from your hold.

>>54100157
You mean..?
Also, anyway go back to your general

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>>54100174

no. I like it here.

>>54100209
But here none discuss sigmarines

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>>54100218
I am here to post /twg/ memes.

>>54098716
Actually we think the whole feathers business might've been restricted to smaller dinosaurs like raptors and such, and that larger dinosaurs might have been featherless.

>>54098716
>he thinks based dinos cares what some faggots think they look like

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>>54100238
Larger ones looked like this. Theropods from which birbs descended almost certainly had them at some point in life.
http://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2017/06/dinosaur-nodosaur-fossil-discovery/

What's the best career for killing shit in whfrp?

Does anyone have pictures of WE enclave from north Kislev mentioned in 6th edition?

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>>54100236
Why not post those on /twg/?

>>54100517
because they are whfb memes too.

>>54100352
Grail Knight from Carcassonne.

If non-player careers are allowed, throw in Vampire Lord, Daemon Prince, and Exalted Daemon.

>>54100140
Yes, absolutely. There was an infamous incident where two warring clans realized they'd forgotten the root cause of a grudge and decided to make peace, only to be crushed by a statue of Grimnir.

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>>54099421
Feeding does not cause transformation. The Blood Kiss involves draining someone to the brink of death and feeding them your own blood. It's incredibly intimate and very deliberate.

I do wanna help you though, so here are some ideas.

1.) The Strigoi is mad, and thinks he's still a beautiful vampire prince. He sincerely believes he's giving his victim a gift.

2.) The victim slighted or insulted the Strigoi deeply, so the vampire gives them the Blood Kiss as revenge.

3.) The victim is a servant so indispensable or adored that the Strigoi can't bear to think of unlife without their favorite. The victim consents and is give. The Blood Kiss.

4.) An utterly insane Strigoi gives the Blood Kiss to every victim, deliberately causing Chaos and misery.

5.) A Strigoi gives the Blood Kiss to the distant descendants of the man who slew his sire, seeking an ironic revenge.

Sex starved space nuns unrelated.

>>54097258
Sauce?

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>>54097258
https://pastebin.com/Paw0LtHN

>>54098326
Wait, where does he do his "business", does throne come with in-built toilet?

>>54101089
Probably just have a dwarf or two with buckets on shit-duty.

>>54101043
That's not writing something new.

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>>54094168

Empire men at least give a shit about their state troops.

Karl Franz is there for his people.

Brets cover theirs in shit

>>54098990

Man the Dwarfs are great.

I just love how the universe keeps trying to fuck them over and their response to everything is to get super fucking pissed and to go kick the shit out of it. Or just plan to kick the shit out of it no matter the odds.

Human Dwarf Bro Team 4 Life

>>54099156
She wasn't a descendant of Sigmar.

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>>54099778
>>54094390
>war goddess
>war
>female

>>54101862
Sachmet, Ishtar, Athena, violent goddesses from hindu mythology like Kali, Mahishasuramardini. What's your point?

>>54101892
Don't mind him, he's a little... special.

>>54101892

He was trying to tell you he is retarded.

>weebs

>>54101892
>Ishtar
Was godess of excess

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>>54101892
Myrmidia is literally just Athena too. And Verena is Themis.
Not the most creative GW has ever been but I don't mind it.

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>>54101982
>playground of Ishtar

>>54101933
No one is making a Nippon army.

>>54101892
>People who shit in streets have bad mythology so it's acceptable for the white man to copy it

Is it any wonder our societies are being looted and invaded?

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There really is some low-tier baiting in this thread.

>>54102099
FAGGOT-THING!

>>54102099
They are only humans, of course. What did you expect?

>>54091865
I legitimately jacked off to this back in white dwarf and also the black and white one by Mark Gibbons with the skull staff

>>54102218
someone else said the exact same thing last night

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Almost done this guy, gotta tweak this guy a little more and gloss his armour, then just my bannerman left and I get to do a bsb, greatswords regiment done. I'm going to do demi's eventually and uber excited to use them

>>54102155
We need to found bait-colleges in the cities of the young race. Their skill in this matter is underdeveloped. They sure will never reach the art of the high-bait, but I'm certain some of their individuals have the mental capacity to conduct some effective baits.

>>54102253

Greatswords are the best. Good work anon.

>>54091976
Can confirm, an actual nickname for porn was 'bramble mags' because you would pull it out of bramble bushes. When I wanted some new stuff in a hurry I would just go out and scour the hedgerows and there was always something. The first hardcore image I saw was from that and is today one of the best things I've ever seen, wish I had the source; a middle aged redhead in a leather basque getting gang banged and obviously really enjoying it, must have been printed illegally. I had one stack of good quality american and european imports with hardcore and the better british ones, a stack of low grade scruff and a stack of bramble and daily sports. I took the two lower tier ones, put them in carrier bags and chucked them back in the field where I found a lot of them, hope some young fellow found a use for them.

>>54101985
Myrmidia is Athens if Athens was in charge.

Honestly a patron of art, science, civilization, and war is a pretty typical god.

>>54101892
You forgot The Morrigan.

>>54102235
They knew what they were up to back then, there's a reason people grumble about how shit it became.

>>54095704

Thisiswhatliberalsactuallybelieve.txt

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>>54095779
>Druchii have facial hair as fashionable

>>54102885
All of the Malus Darkblade novels

>>54101892
>What's your point?

There was none anon, he laid a bait and you bit.

>>54098996
Latest thinking is that T-rex didn't have feathers after all.

>>54102294
Nah, they weren't printed illegally, they were smuggled in from Europe, mostly Denmark.

>>54093386
literally millennial and before

>>54103082
anon's counterbait was far tastier tho

Some minor observations:


Unlike greenskins, whose reproduction has not been mentioned since 3rd Edition, there have been mentions of troll females and males after said edition, aside from the obvious troll hag from Forge World.


Khaine was not Khorne before 4th Edition. Khaine was a separate deity of murder in the Old World pantheon, and the Elves had a pretty typical D&D-esque elf pantheon that was never explored much. The modern elf pantheon was imported from the Eldar in 40k for 4th Edition. However, the Witch Elves in 3rd Edition worshipped Khorne, and their cult eventually largely supplanted the Slaaneshi worship that had characterized the Dark Elves since their expulsion from Elven Kingdoms (which included not only the kingdoms of Ulthuan, but a nearby group of islands back then). Actually, I would argue that while the Dark Elves use the name Khaine, their worship has definitely turned to the different warp-entity known as Khorne.

>>54103590
>The modern elf pantheon was imported from the Eldar in 40k for 4th Edition
That's interesting, I always thought it was the other way around

>>54103590
>while the Dark Elves use the name Khaine, their worship has definitely turned to the different warp-entity known as Khorne.
As dumb as I find that, dark elves are literally the shittiest elves, so I don't actually care enough to contest the idea.

>>54103590
Modern druchii certainly don't worship Khorne, since their murder god allows stealth and secrecy, and not only tolerates magic but grants sorceries. Tzeentch might be clever enough to wear several masks of opposite gods, but Khorne is a straightforward type.

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When you have multiple units you need to paint, how do you paint them? Do you paint one whole unit before moving on to the next or do you paint a couple of soldiers until you get bored and switch?
I have 14 french musketeers, 50 legionnaires and 50 greek hoplites I need painting. I've been painting the french now for a while and although it looks awesome It's getting quite stale.

>>54103662
I normally batch paint in groups of 7 or 8.

>>54103673
>7 or 8.
chaos worshipers pls go

So I'm trying to come up with a daemon prince of Slaanesh to serve as the leader of "my dudes" (daemons, rather), and I'd like to make him a human of the pre-Empire Old World originally. The problem is I know fuck-all about that period of Warhammer history beyond what the elves (and to a lesser extent, dwarfs) were doing. Can anyone help me out and give me a better idea of what the Old World was like before Sigmar showed up and united the human tribes? Is there even much to go off of?

>>54103789
Fur and iron savages, more or less like saxons. Nehekhara had some outposts into what would become the Empire and additionally controlled the Border Princes.

>>54103789

We don't really know much other than that what was the Empire was occupied by several barbarian tribes who we can assume fought each other and everyone else before being unified under Sigmar. They probably looked like Norscans.

>>54100850

It was an army showcase on warhammer community.

>>54104912
Can you link to it?

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>>54103789
Here's what I've been able to piece together:
The Old World was originally inhabited by the Belthani (basically celts) who lived in Bretonnia, the Empire and Albion. They were followers of the Old Faith, which is related to Taal and Rhya worship and they maintained the networks of waystones laid down by the Old Ones. There were also the people of Tylos in what is now Tilea, which fell in -1780 IC.

At some point a number of tribes of men migrated into the Empire from the east. They conquered and interbred with the Belthani to produce the people of Sigmar's time. The people of Albion remain unconquered and are culturally similar to the Belthani.

Here's a list I've assembled of the various tribes of the Old World at Sigmar's time. Note that there's a lot of conflicting information:

Scythians - Kislev
Unberogens (prev Hunberokin) - Reikland
Jutones - Wasteland (Westerland)
Was Jutones - Nordland and Ostland
Teutogens - Middenland
Udoses - Ostland
Taleutens - Talabecland
Cherusen - Hochland
Thuringians - Drakwald (Now Middenland)
Asoborns - Stirland
Fennones - Sylvania
Ostagoths - Ostermark
Menogoths - Wissenland
Brigundians - Averland
Merogens - Solland (Now Wissenland)
Endals - Wasteland (Westerland)
Bretonii - Bretonnia
Ropsmenn - Kislev
Ungols - Kislev
Gospodar - Eastern Steppe (migrated to Kislev ~1500 IC)
Frikings - Southern Kislev
Norsii - Nordland or Norsca (Either way, Sigmar drove them to Norsca)

>>54100677
Thanks, those are some really good ideas! If I ever get a sex-starved space nun, I'll let you call dibs.

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red pill me on beastmen

>>54104936

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/05/02/neo-army-showcase-part-2/

>>54105079
>https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/05/02/neo-army-showcase-part-2/

Much appreciated

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>>54096527
...were they any good?

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>>54104993

>>54101043
>https://pastebin.com/Paw0LtHN

>I hope this isn't Morathi fucking a horse

>aaaaaand it's Morathi fucking a horse

>welp, may as well unzip anyway

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>>54103882
>>54104963
Thanks, dudes. Have an unrelated but none the less fucking rad wizard.

>>54096748
Why is female Elijah Wood playing WH40k with Etika?

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>>54105512

>>54104963
There were also the styrigens, who were killed by asoborns.

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>>54105450

>>54091865
Too bad we'll never get art like that in [current year]

The left one's pretty thicc too

>>54106222
We have to be the change we want to see, Anon.

>>54106253
Build our own Warhammer, with blackjack and witch elves?

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Why are there so many naked or near-naked shock troops in Warhammer Fantasy? Slayers, wardancers, witch elves...

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>>54106365
Or play Total War Warhammer 2.

>>54106401
>Why are there so many naked or near-naked
let me stop you right there.
What you really mean is "Why aren't there more?"


>>54106365
Buy cheesecake models. Model second tits on daemonettes. Buy feminine/female models as a whole. Portray the market as young adult males and middle aged men.

>>54106401
why not

>>54106439
>Model second tits on daemonettes.
>only second

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>>54106401
Look at all these sexy ogres. And then there are beastmen...

>>54106405
Is it set in classic Fantasy or AoS?

>>54106465
Rat ogres, chaos warriors and orcs are bara bait too.

>>54106465
T H I C C

>>54106222
Generally older art seems to like thicc. I don't know why.

>>54106477
Warhammer Fantasy Battle 8th edition.

>>54106477
I know not everyone here would bother to learn the basics about AoS, but it is a pretty distinct setting from Warhammer Fantasy. It couldn't even passably be like old Warhammer at this point, at least in terms of setting details. It's more like a nordic series of realms than a single planet.

>>54106169
Well shit, I guess I'll add them to the list too. Thanks.

>>54106439
I'l portray my market as lesbian and bisexual women

>>54106499
Does "thicc" just mean "attractive, in my opinion" at this point?

>>54106499
Because they had better taste

>>54106549
I use it to mean "attractively wide hips and thunder thighs, in my opinion"

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>>54106536
There's always That Guy...

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>>54106549
Not being flat board.

>>54106549
Definitions of course vary, but I use it to refer to 'a little chubby,' or perhaps more correctly 'not a rail-thin supermodel.' Some people prefer HUGE CURVES

>>54106502
Cool

>>54106502
>8th edition.
>Vampire's coast
>Woood Elves enclaves

>>54106567
>>54106571
I've seen it applied to "somewhat subtle" frames, average bodies, hamplanets and everything in between at this point. It feels like "cuck" or "autist" in how much use it gets and how little meaning it has at this point.

>>54106591
They're taking bits from multiple editions, they're not picky. They're taking bits from as far back as I think 4th edition to get Dwarves in Lustria.

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>>54106405
Eh thats smalltime

>>54106722
>Mark of Chaos
It sometimes feels like I'm the only person in North America that played that game, let alone remembers it.

>>54104963
I wish we knew more about these old cultures. It's not like no one knows what they were like with all the undead around.

>>54106759
There are some novels, aren't there?
There's also The Life of Sigmar, which has some details and some nice illustrations (I just googled it and found a pdf here: http://rpg.sezs.be/Pdf/WFRP%202nd%20Edition/The_Life_of_Sigmar.pdf)

>>54106884
Oh, nice. Didn't realize.

>>54106602
Generally 'thicc' is going to encompass a woman with a traditional hourglass figure, but the emphasis is on hips, arse, and thighs. Applications to fat women are usually ironic or else fatfags flaunting their disgusting proclivities.

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Trying to restart a campaign of WFRP, but I can't seem to be able to decide on a grander plot and where to start it. I am a greatly inexperienced GM, I tried using a pre made one, but I didn't like the feel of it, and now am stuck between a few ideas:
1) One of the players is given a notice of a great debt owed to them by a nearby dwarfhold, and the arc then focuses on them getting past various beastherds and other forces on the way to get the gold, only to have the hold come under gobbo/skaven siege
2)They all meet on the road in the north of the Empire, only for Norse/Elf raiders to take them and then they have to escape from the castle they're taken to.
3) Find a way for them to all end up as explorers working for a Marienburg expedition to Lustria.
Which sounds either the best to play, or the easiest to set up? And are there at least homebrew rules for Lustria adventures?

>>54106722
I would like to know if they wear loinclots on back or not.

>>54107226
Nope.

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>>54107232
I might pirate it to simply compare witches to TWW2, too bad its not on Steam.

Maybe I'm late to the party but you Bretfags have seen these right?

http://www.fireforge-games.com/webstore/9th-age/foot-sergeants-details

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>>54107208
I've been throwing around some ideas for a Marienburg/Lustria campaign myself. Although I'm a pretty experienced GM, so 'easy to run' isn't a huge priority. And the ideas are mainly overarching concepts rather than specifics.

I find there's a couple of problems with most campaigns. The first is that they're linear. Which is something of a necessity when you're writing a book, but it's not exactly playing to the strengths of tabletop RPGs. The other is that there isn't much scope for success or failure. You either solve the mystery and win the adventure or you fail and die which never really happens because everyone would have a shitty time. There's no in between.

So my concept was this: Start a campaign in Marienburg and in the course of play introduce the players to various factions. Merchant houses, trading companies, nobles, that kind of thing. Run a few adventures that allow the players to potentially gain a lot of money. The Lustrian Bubble from Marienburg: Sold Down the River is good for this. Give the players the opportunity to make friends and enemies among the various factions.
Then present the players with an opportunity: Someone's discovered a fabled city made of gold in Lustria. All the factions are going to be rushing to claim a piece. How the players approach it depends on their previous adventures - if they've made friends with a faction, they can ally with them. If they're still poor, they can sign on as adventurers in an expedition. If they're rich they can invest the money in an expedition, buy shares and get some say in how it's outfitted. Perhaps choose crew depending on NPCs they already know.
Once the expedition is ready, they're off. Either in a command role or as crewmembers. Once they're in Lustria, they'll need to deal with not only the jungle and its inhabitants, but also the rival factions they may already know from their adventures in Marienburg. Cue double-crossings, mexican standoffs and all that good stuff.

>>54107208
Hard-nose: Run them through the Mountains of Mourn.

>>54107770
Hard-Mode*

Fuck you, phone posting.

>>54103590
I remember the thing of Khaine being Khorne under a different name was mentioned by an Imperial point of view in the Hordes of Chaos armybook for 4th or 5th edition (he one with Engra on the cover)

It was just a supposition tho, and ever actually explored.
All in all, Khaine is probably an aspect of khorne, or a completely different and separate deity, but i remember old Dark Elves openly corrupting the worship of elven god with chaos worship.
In origin, dark elves were essentially chaos elves

>>54091865
Has that pastebin for WFRP stuff been updated recently? I tried accessing the 3e stuff, but it said the domain expired.

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>>54105664
>Why is female Elijah Wood playing WH40k with Gerald from Hey Arnold?
ftfy

>>54108861
Helga plays Nids? Oddly fitting

So, I asked 40kg but I'll ask you guys. Has anyone else here had dreams- or more specifically nightmares- involving aspects of Warhammer?

I personally have had three (though I feel like it was four), all of which related to Nurgle. The first was after a birthday of mine that involved very heavy drinking, on the next day which was spent recovering from a hangover that felt like it could only have been worse if I actually died.

After that, there was one where I was seemingly infected by Nurgle's Rot or the like, and watched my body slowly desiccate til I resembled a living bog body. I shuffled around in a swamp-like area, mourning my state but glad at least that my body was dried up. The most recent, and so far final, was being stuck in a world reminiscent of the Realm of Chaos cover (the one with Nurgle and the yellow skies and that ugly tinge) and 90's stop-motion films that look like everything is covered in dust and filth. It included a lot of hostile flora and fauna, including giant, fat mosquitoes.

>>54109884
Someone on /tg/ had a dream that nicedaemonette (the namefag) raped them, Slaanesh style.

>>54109927
>nicedaemonette (the namefag)
... Who?

>>54109965
a complete deviant and frequent /tg/ user

>>54103222
No this was a British magazine that wouldn't have been allowed to print it but just did and probably assumed no one would check which I doubt anyone ever did.

>>54110131
That just sounds like it's a /tg/ related thing and only tentatively related to Warhams.

>>54109965
Before your time, beardling.

>>54109884
>dreams- or more specifically nightmares

I used to have a recurring nightmare about being dragged into sewers by hordes of rats, started after I started reading into Skaven.

>>54107986
I've always been partial to keeping the nature of the gods in Warhammer obscure. Never let the players know for sure whether their Clerics are really summoning the aid of Gods, or if it's just another flavour of magic.

>>54107625
Lustrian campaigns are great if you're a fan of the 'lost in the jungle, how do you survive' style of game. If your players get that far - don't forget about the underground oceans that the Druchii use to get to the Old World and bypass the High Elves, makes for great story hooks.

>>54107208
If you need inspiration, look at some of the old campaigns - Doomstones and The Enemy Within, they have a lot of good ideas for grand plot hooks.

>>54106743
You're not alone, brother.

>>54099729
Anyone remember the old...I want to call them Battle Cards? Decks you could get with different Characters/Units on them with a number and a colour?

Or the 40k Battle Books? Where you'd choose and attack, and so would your opponent, and you'd go to a different page based on your choices to resolve the hit?

>>54097243
>yfw your king can never say he slew a hundred enemies of his kind without ever needing to take a step
>yfw your king can never say he has never taken a step backwards in the face of the enemy
>yfw your king can never say he crushed a dragons skull while sitting on his arse

>>54109884
I once dreamt that I was cornered in a hangar with no weapons as imperial guard were closing in on me with the full intent to kill me.

>>54094158
I laughed probably more than I should have

>>54103662
I paint 3 at a time when I want things done industrially, otherwhise I try and add flavour to the models to make them different

>>54100052
Teclis had no plan. He blindly trusted Lileath.

>>54095640
Rat-men don't exist and you can't touch something that doesn't exist, therefore you cannot "pat" a skaven. Superstitious peasant.

>>54091865
That cover is one of the things that sold me completely on Warhammer. That might be the best thing ever drawn.

4th (and 5th) edition is a weird mix of kid friendly and metal.

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>>54097258
>>54099141
>>54102099
A fucking degenerates

>>54114631
Stuff like this is why I love Warhammer

>>54103662

depends on my wims. I once painted 10 treekin in a mad 10 hour rush, sometimes I paint 20 clanrats in a month

>>54103662

I paint unit by unit and there in batches of 6-7 miniatures.


And first if I start a new unit I always paint one or two test miniatures to see if the colours work etc.

Is there any specific stat block for small but vicious dog?

>>54092387
Trolls are too stupid to be able to form any kind of organized force.

>>54116379
If I remember right, you use the standard Dog from core and add 5% WS.