The Bureau: Westin Grand Hotel Edition

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>>54019539
for any wondering, this is the area that the incidents have been occurring in.

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>>54020109
I would also like to inform anyone who might think along these lines that no, we are not a lightbulb making company, and we have never been one.

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We also have reports of well......this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UPUhn9hpTU

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>>54022525
I motion to quarantine the sight and prepare a convincing cover-up for the public.

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>>54024602
That was what most here where thinking Lachief, but the corruption is fast spreading. From what I hear, most of the local countryside is now a maddening space where physics are out to lunch as it were. Here's another image one of our drones managed to snag before it was destroyed.

>>54026529
Oh. Well, in that case, whatever is causing this operates independently of the physical laws of the universe. It's not unreasonable to assume that whatever is causing this is extradimensional. Motion to direct research efforts to extradimensional surveillance immediately.

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>>54027424
Of course. We already have Dr Draer and Dr Relner directing their attention to this situation, and Mobile Unit "Rift Travelers" is already taking a dive into the strange anomaly that has formed. We should be receiving a massive influx of data that we shall decode into new images, so that we may fully understand the situation.

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>>54027780
Alright. Motion to send the interns out to procure the standard amount of coffee for an Exponentially Expanding Extradimensional Phenomenon (EEEP) Containment Scenario.

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>>54028212
Of course Sir. Would you also like for us to crack the vaults and get out the liquor? Because I feel that some of us might need it by the end of this.

>>54028404
You arrre most welcome to, sir. I think I'll avoid mixing vices. We don't need to spread anymore breakdowns of reality around. Besides dispatching a Mobile Unit and procuring a monolithic purchase of box coffee, what's standard procedure for an EEEP Containment scenario?

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>>54028456
Usually? We lock down most of the affected area, instill as many runic wards as we possibly can into the space surrounding the afflicted area, have defensive lines set up to prevent anything that isn't human from getting through, and then send in as many Daemonologists and skilled sorcerors as well as some of our finest units and hope that that is enough to handle the situation. We also have to erase the memories of all those in the surrounding area in order to ensure maximum safety. Memetic hazards and all that.

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>>54028673
Hey guys, what if we, and I know this sounds a little weird, tried integrating the phenomenon, that is if it has a functioning level of sentience and the ability to communicate. If not, we could use this as a hip new way to furnish houses.