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>>54009221
Too soon you buffoon.
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>>54009264
Suck my dick. It's got a nice smile.
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>Get 30 day ban from /d/
>Mod deletes all the threads I visit, so there's no reason for me to care

It all worked out, in the end.
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>>54009249
>>54009262
So, something this CYOA is rather unclear on is how accurately you can jump between dimensions. Is it a random jump? Is there a structure to the multiverse that we have to map out? Can we go to any world we can imagine? What are our limits, here?
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>>54009221
Could someone please post the up-to-date Necromancer cyoa?
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>>54009437
mystery box??
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>>54009437
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>>54009901
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Not sure if this is OC or not, I diden't make it. I saw it on /d/ for about 10 minutes before that thread was purged like all the others. I censored the CYOA to make it SFW and fused the two pages, enjoy.
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>>54009437
>Get 30 day ban from /d/
>Mod deletes all the threads I visit, so there's no reason for me to care
>It all worked out, in the end.
Kek

>The Secret World
tfw you payed shit tons of money to have a unlimited subscription to The Secret World and then it goes free-to-play.

I pick the Flith!
>>54009901
Damn, really good bonuses I don't regret anything. Let the world end!
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>>54010242
TSW GMs get free lifetime Patron in the F2P version.

The benefits of Patron are kinda crap compared to the +50% xp and BB that GM gave, but it's still pretty good.

Personally, I'm avoiding the relaunch for the first few days. Apparently some major bugs made it past the beta and someone's already duplicated millions of Aurum (the new premium currency).
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>>54009221
>>54009233
>posting the original before I can post the recolour update
reeeeee
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>>54010795
I think I got all the typos now, but please feel free to show me how wrong I am.
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>>54009249
40 points
>Dimensional transit
Pocket (38)
Room (33)
Extra Room (30)
Teleport (25)
Detect (24)
>Powers of Self
Peak fitness (23)
Regeneration (20)
Agelessness (15)
Twist flesh (10)
Healing (8)
Eidetic (5)
Sense (3)
Whispers (0)
>Powers of Will
Reach (-1)
Blast (-3)
Shards (-6)
Perfect Shards (-10)
Scrying (-12)
>Drawbacks
Innacurate (-10)
Delayed (-7)
Late Bloomer (-2)
Apprentice (0)

everything for a comfy life in my pocket dimension. Extra rooms, teleport, sense, whispers, shards and twist flesh will manifest later and I'll need furnish my pocket dimension by myself.

imo, Room is very expensive compared to Extra Rooms; and 5 points is too much for a garden, unless the house has more than nine rooms. Lastly, Powerhouse is completely broken, 10 times would be fine but 100 is simply too much, outshines most of the other powers.
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Soon.
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>>54010954
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The Dragon of course. Is there any other?
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>>54010795
>>54010818
>Artificer: Talismaker
The idea of making a few high quality items appeals to me, especially when the different dragon types should make for interesting material.

>Noble Ties
>Shady Past
To max out my connections, both for the materials I can get access to and the things I can sell. The latter might also explain why I'm not living it up as the former.

>Whitestone Crossing: The biggest potential for profit, as well as somewhere that both my sets of connections should come into play, as nobles like illicit stuff more than most.

>Harriet Stromgarde
>Raskar Cairn
>Nessa Brand
Decent mix of hunters, and if the hot redhead wants someone to keep her out of trouble I'm happy to raise my hand.
>Olaf Gristleback
Should make a good crafting buddy, for fun and profit.
>Lynell Norocelli
A final contact both for unusual materials, as well as a new market to tap. I also absolutely want to have sex with her.

Sounds pretty comfy with a good balance between work and play, with little risk.
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>>54010795
>>54010818
Great job, though could you make the box in the character selection, especially sage, to be more solid? A bit hard, to read.

Also seriously could make the text doesn't fit just exactly to the boxes? Give some space between the texts and the box's border.
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>>54010954
Reposting response because I have the autism.
>>53997970
The perks they technically have as a result of their training are Natural Physique, Martial Training, Berserker, Super Human Body, Frontliner, Survivor, Hearty, Unarmed Combatant, Critical, and Features Harsh.
They're technically just a mundane human, but their training puts them into low end of capeshit.

I might as well come out and say who the build is for.
Luther Strode
I'm gonna try my hand at a Petra build too.
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>>54011106
>Great job, though could you make the box in the character selection, especially sage, to be more solid? A bit hard, to read.
Thats easy enough, I'll edit it for the next time I post this.
>Also seriously could make the text doesn't fit just exactly to the boxes? Give some space between the texts and the box's border.
Probably not. I always end up leaving more of the stuff written up out than I want as it is, so I'm hard pressed enough to cut it down more. If I shrink the text, I'll have someone complaining about that, last time I expanded the boxes the borders were too small and that was complained about... Plus it'll be a pain to fix due to how I've layered it.
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>>54009901

Am I the only one to pick Filth?
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>>54010242
>Tok

I am still waiting for more of yours /d/ CYOAs, Tokhaar.

I just hope this deleting madness does not continue, for there is zero reason for this. I just don't get it.

Kinda makes you wish you could actually complain because of deleted threads on 4chan.
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>>54010140
Interview
Oracle Thumb+Pocket Dimension+Ecstasy Powder
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>>54009724

>Race
Elf

>God
Child

>Primary Grimoire
Reunu Pertemru

Spells

>Tier 4
Sand Storm
Curse of Hallucination
Curse of Enfeeblement
Speak with the Dead
Command Spirit
Summon Spirits
Spirit Ward

>Tier 3
Scourge of Scarabs
Curse of Suffering
Father’s Shield
Astral Projection
Astral Protection
Limit Bane

>Tier 2
Curse of Death
Curse of Slavery
Resurrection
Mother’s Khopius
Extract Soul
Rejuvenate

>Perks
Artificer
Deathborn
Stonewriter
Runecrafter

>Companions
Alfred
Moskheon
Seboket
Melanya

>Enemies
Watchers
Spellsword
Rampant Undead
Solaris Paladin

>Minions
5x Commoner
5x Tavern Wench
Groundskeeper
Master Smith

>Drawbacks
2x Flawed Creator

>Nation
Deparmiya

>Lair
New City

>Factions
Local Lord

A slightly modified version of an older build. Still Matchtevsti runaways, still helping the local emir found his new capital. I’ve ditched the flesh-altering spells in an attempt to take on the much harder challenge of getting the people to accept my freaky friends at face value. If elves are too exotic for a human city, chances are they won’t be comfortable with a man made out of worms, a giant kobold skeleton, or a set of living armor either.

Anyway, hopefully the paladin I took for extra points won’t present us with too much trouble, especially when confronted by my living allies. It was also rather easy to take Rampant Undead considering I control no undead. Maybe they will come after I craft some to help guard the emir’s palace. Either way, this build is built for comfort rather than ambition, and it behooves me and my companions to help strengthen our “lair” by making the city safe. I put enchantments into the public works and do general ghostbusting, the blacksmith builds weapons, Melanya trains the emir’s soldiers, Moskheon raises undead discreetly, and Alfred and Seboket act as heavies whenever they are needed. This of course does not mean that we don’t travel across the world in search of adventure from time to time.
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>>54010242
I still want the dark general cyoa you were considering. So badly.
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What's the deal with people saying SDA and DSA in a single sentence? What happened while I was gone?
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>>54011620
Two different entities.
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>>54010795

Ahh, the Well. The frontier of Dragon Hunting/Study.

Turns out that dragons have bigger things on their mind than me. Being an Unseen-Stalker helps.

Not that I'm particularly amazing at my job, it helps to belong to a Guild Member. Odd that they entrusted me with an Apprentice, but I hope to keep them alive, or teach them a few tricks.

Earth Wyrms are my preferred quarry. Hidden enough to need tricks, but not so sneaky to ambush me.

Port Katar is the perfect place to live, if not for unpredictable prices. There is a nice variety of goods and people to find.

As for my companions... they're a motley crew.

Much to my chagrin, I'm close to "Blackest Night Crystal". Damned if I know her real name. Dragons being cold-blooded, Ms. Crystal can slow and kill wyrms quite effectively.

My other field companion is Sir Archibald Winthrope. He's quite the hedonist, but damned if he's not a good shot. He can often get a clean shot on the beasties. Sometimes hits the eye.

I work with Tanya to process materials, I've got guild contacts to help her out.

I leave the meat to Isabella to work with, though sometimes the wyrmtail goes elsewhere. It's terribly bitter, but drowning the meat in wine makes it work. Sometimes.

I met Lynell after a crazy night at the pub when I almost fell into the docks. It's nice to have a contact with more unusual markets and share stories.

It's a pretty comfortable life as a whole. I'm a little concerned with Crystal trying to make me submit to her and Archie trying to get a cut larger than 1/3, but there it is.

I hope you're doing as well or better than I am!
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>>54010242
But Tok-sama ... You ARE the Filth!
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>>54011260
We've been purged before, but CYOAs are as unkillable as weeds or [some race /pol/ doesn't like]. We'll crop up again eventually.
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>>54010140
>Gene Kit
That's all I need, senpai.
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>>54012417
Pointlessly mean shit like this is repulsive. At least give some glimmer of an excuse, overreaction or not.
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>>54012539
Is this more to your taste?
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>>54012417
>>54012573
This is why we burn witches.
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Post one of the concepts in your ideas list that you don't think you're going to get around to using.

Maybe someone else can use it, or maybe you'll get some encouragement or ideas to power through with it!

Copy and pasted directly from mine:

>DELINQUENT QUEST
>CHOOSE YOUR SCHOOL
>CHOOSE YOUR HAIR
>CHOOSE YOUR FIGHT

I quickly realised it'd end up like 90% Cromartie stuff though
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>>54012417
>>54012573
Feeling an urge to purge this bitch
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>>54012609
A cyoa that focuses on revisiting Earth post-cyoa. So you're a demon king, elven court mage, retired adventurer, amazon queen's pet, galactic fleet commander, outer god, or whatever; now you get the chance to revisit Earth, spend some time on your homeworld, etc. What do you do?

Another concept. A cyoa in which you are second-in-command or on that level. Instead of being the Vampire King for example, you'd be one of the 4 Dukes. You'd still wield great power, both personal and political, but you're not number one. Maybe you could pick your king, the other dukes, and some counts to be direct vassals.
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>>54012630
Boy, it sure is summer in here.
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>>54012667
I've always liked the idea of a CYOA where you are a grunt working for a supervillain/criminal organisation.
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>>54011260
>>54012350
There's lewd cyoa thread in /aco/ now but it's a bit lacking in posters.
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>>54010242
>tfw you payed shit tons of money to have a unlimited subscription to The Secret World and then it goes free-to-play.

You deserve whatever happens to you
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>>54009221
>>54010795
I'd recommend going with a more subtle colour scheme like this.
An old, worn medieval/fantasy style. The colour brightness doesn't fit well with the theme of your cyoa imo.
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>>54012667
>Another concept. A cyoa in which you are second-in-command or on that level. Instead of being the Vampire King for example, you'd be one of the 4 Dukes. You'd still wield great power, both personal and political, but you're not number one.

I had something similar in my list, but it was progressing in a slightly different direction, where you were the second in command/friendly rival of a major hero on a quest of some sort. Kind of like the one I'm posting but more serious (but not entirely so)

>>54012731
This would be a good one; the Bio Security is a bit like that.
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If coyas aren't allowed on /d/, and /d/ coyas aren't allowed on /tg/, where should we post them?

Why did things change? Deleting coya threads on /d/ just causes confusion. And it's not like they were hurting anyone or taking up board "space" or whatever.
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>>54012684
>Expresses an opinion on a character
>summerfag
You know that's just a meme right?
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>>54012886
This image doesn't tell the whole story. Sure traffic doesn't increase much but kids are out of school over the summer and college most of the time too, so suddenly they have more free time to surf the web and shitpost due to no classes etc... Traffic doesn't have to increase much, it just needs the people who are assholes to have more free time, which summer gives them.
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>>54012866
See >>54012770

As for why, I guess some turboautist mod
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>>54012866
(((Their))) explanation is that it's a writefaggotry which doesn't belong on porn boards and slapping random images next to your text doesn't make it okay. (((They))) say cyoas and captions were always forbidden but somehow (((they))) didn't have enough whatever to take action earlier.

You can censor the lewd cyoas and post them here. Unless they're waifu builder garbage, since that's just porn pretending to be a cyoa.
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>>54012811
Ugh, that looks so much better that its actively depressing. I wouldn't even know how to do that in paint.net, and thats about all I'm able to use.
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>>54012770
>>54012912
thank you for the directions anon, I missed it. I was just in their hand holding thread earlier.

>>54012926
That's too bad. I feel bad that the threads were bothering people but I can't help but also think that it wasn't a big deal. Oh well.
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>>54012942
Don't get yourself down, the design of a cyoa isn't all that important, it's a very nice addition but the lore and the writing inside it is the most important part.

I'm shit at writing cyoas unfortunately, I hate writing at all which is a damn shame. Its really hard for me to get into cyoas that aren't well laid out or visually appealing, they're sorta immersion breaking or just difficult to read which puts me off.

Best advice for paint authors is use desaturated colours, nothing too hard on the eyes. And give the text you keep in boxes some border space so they're not touching the edges.
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>>54013084
Nah, this is a good thing. Motivates me to be a little more thoughtful when I'm planning these out.

Cheers though. I don't think I'm able to do much about the text for the reason I mentioned earlier, but I'll keep working on those fore and backgrounds; I didn't mess up the layers this time like I normally do, so maybe I can make something a bit prettier
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So I was looking through my folder and I found this.
Who would you choose, and why?
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>>54013305
None, i don't dig lolis
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>>54013518
You don't actually have to lewd them, just look after them.
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>>54012609
A CYOA where you're an evil spirit bound to an artifact that gets found by an adventurer on a quest to do an adventurer thing. You'd be picking things like what you're bound to, what you once were, what the artifact can do, who picks you up, what kind of corruption you cause, and what your end goal for the poor sob is. Or something like that anyways.
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>>54012573
That girl obviously deserved it for her disregard for sexual morality.
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>>54009221
Anybody have some comfy, slice of life cyoa they can post?
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>>54013657
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>>54009304
Invincibilty, immortality, super speed
Living life on ez mode as the Flash
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>>54013657
I can dig it

Existential feels
deal with it through sleep and endurance.
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>>54012573
I mean I get it and having that much power can really go to your head but honestly wouldn't it be more satisfying to do this kinda shit to like you know rapists and murderers?

She makes petty use of her powers honestly.

The look of fear from a random person who can hardly even fight is kinda okay and expected but the look of fear from a monster is all the more satisfying.

(Yes watch the edge I know.)
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>>54013305
I would choose sakura because holy shit her power will kill my depression that is well worth the weird looks that i will get
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>>54010242
You know, I have only ever been banned once under this alias (that I remember of), and that was for spamming the same image (which was only a 3 day ban). What the hell did you do to get banned for 30 days?
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>>54013845
You're thinking like a hero. Try to think more like a villain.
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>>54013305
Do you have the mystery box?
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>>54013921
Ah that's a good point but I've always been a wannabe hero. Still she could do much more with her power, if she was smart with it she might even be able to take the government and work her way from there.

New world orders and whatnot. I just think she could aim bigger.
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>>54012811
>>54013084
>>54013272
ALRIGHT THEN

How does this look, /cyoag/? I've learned my lesson, no more bright colours.
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>>54013967
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>>54013967
I like it. I'm not sure about the font you used, but the background is better.
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>>54013967
Looks really good, nice and crisp. You did a good job and Improoved. Be proud.
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>>54013967
Anon you mind dropping a collection of source materials somewhere? There are quite a few I want to add to my collection.
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>>54014053
I want a crow gf now.
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>>54014090
How many waifus have you claimed so far?
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>>54012926
>>54012866

[Old man voice] Back in my day we would just spam repost the thread as soon as it was deleted until the mod gave up and stop enforcing his shit taste on the rest of the board.
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>>54010993
Art deco
Lower floors
The lost and found, irregular grocery, Crazy Dan's supplies, the apartment gym
Watchful moose, first-aid kit, multi-fauceted sink, refrigerator morse, local channels,vending machine
Scarlet youth in paint, yarn spider's nest, paranormal maniac, arm in the basement, noire radio host, demon Falfarafax, stair standing stones, painter's apprentice, delving aventurer, the chessmaster
Unremarkable Jack, the stairs to the end, gravity anomaly, high five hands, bashful haunt, odd-jobs listing, the illustrated stalls, hokousha tengoku, open door day
This was really comfy and fun to read
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>>54010140

with price gun, how would you even gauge how much something would cost?, how much would it cost to lose 10kg, or build/paint/magnetize my
imperial knight?
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>>54012926
>(((Their))) explanation is that it's a writefaggotry which doesn't belong on porn boards

Wait.../efg/ is gone as well...
This calls for a jihad.
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>>54014044
Yeah, since fixing the background up I like the font a lot less. Thats one thing that I can't easily fix without having to rewrite the whole text due to paint.net, same reason resizing it is problematic. It'll do, I'll just chalk it up as something to keep in mind next time.

>>54014053
Thanks anon!

>>54012811
Thanks again to you too Example-sama, I'm glad you gave me the motivation to fix this up.

>>54014075
I grab a lot of stuff as I work so its scattered all over my laptop and my work computer; was there any in particular you wanted?
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>>54013896
He was tok
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>>54012886
>much
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>>54011119
>Natural Physique
>Super Human Body
SHB is just a better version of NP, except for the eating a lot more part. I don't think you need NP as a prereq or something.
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>>54014198

Primarily The Sage and Slayer's Peak as they fit perfectly for my next session. But I would have liked all of them as nearly all of them will fit in later.

You got a lot of good art.
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>>54013305
Sachi, wish for omnipotence
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>>54013967
Waaaay better, but also pretty depressing.
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>>54014276
How the fuck is that depressing? Should it be all pink?
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>>54014284
It's cold as fuck you cock.
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>>54014301
Where the fuck do you live, Australia?
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>>54013967
Why are people so against colour?
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>>54014310
Because niggers.
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>>54014276
Dragon hunting is a harsh task anon.
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>>54014310
Colour is impure and must be cleansed until the world is nothing but monochrome
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>>54014307
England but I meant metaphorically you mongoose.
>>54014338
Yeah but this just feels like being locked in a fridge by a guy who quite likes faux-stone wallpaper.

Although it's still better than before.
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>>54014167
10bux an hour, more for skilled or otherwise difficult work, less for stuff you could multitask on.
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>>54014352
I know what you mean, it should be totally black instead.
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>>54014365
That would legit be better fuck you
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>>54014364
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>>54014310
I actually tried a yellowstoneish colour for the text backing sections, but it made the text a bit harder to read so went with the extra legibility and called it a day.
>>54014307
They may not be, but I am.

>>54014352
>Although it's still better than before.
Thats good enough for me at this point.
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>>54014370
I wasn't being sarcastic.
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Posting my first waifu picker, how is it?
I don't think I'm very good at describing waifus, a short description like this seems fine. But I don't know how well I could write a bigger one describing their lifestyle, personality and etc.
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>>54014254
I hadn't actually saved either of those, I tend to just copy and paste images straight off the net as I go for filling spots like that.

Here's the Sage though, I'll see if I can find the Slayers Peak on too.
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>>54014483

Thanks anon.
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>>54014358

what about things not as tangible, like making body parts grow or shink?

so lets say from start to finish, building and painting that imperial knight to a Duncan level of painting would take 4 hours, so it would be $40?

so it would be something considered "skilled" work, something that would require some practice at it?
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>>54014473
Flüd a best girl.
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>>54014473
>even the shitty waifu pickers have clean graphical designs
what an amazing time we live in
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>>54014473
Alice best girl.
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>>54014254
Heres the other one.

I'll see what I can do about uploading some of my folders sometime.
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>>54014473
Alice all the way senpai
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>>54014473
It's a good start.
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>>54014616
How the fuck are you supposed to get in there?
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>>54014633
I imagine it probably has hidden entrances on the top of the cliff.
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>>54014641
Oh yeah, there's probably an entire city built into the mountain.
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where the hell is the /jc thread?
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>>54014473
Flüd is Good
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>>54014616
>have a perfectly good mountain
>build the castle on the fucking side of it
for what purpose
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>>54013619
I like Thief

She seems to be the least controlling yandere, somehow
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>>54014676
To have a castle on the mountain duh
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>>54014473
Onyx, please.

>>54013619
I wouldn't really any of these options, as long as the cult doesn't end up expecting me to use powers I don't have and get me or all of us killed. Fate is nice too, and the Princess is hardly unbearable. Thief girl is least favorite but I still don't think I'd be destroyed by winding up with her...
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>>54013619

Well the first two hurt others and the cultist seems rather one note, so I'll sacrifice myself to the princess to preserve all of your respective purities.

You're all welcome.
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>>54013619
Reminder that Fate is best girl and the others can't even get close
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>>54011260
>I want more of your CYOAs
Still on my RS vacation, but when it is done I will start making Infected and then I will make Eronomicon and holy shit Eronomicon will be a huge CYOA. So far I have planned over 100+ fetishes and 7 schools of magic, I might even expand it to 8 schools of magic.

>>54011437
>I still want a dark general CYOA from you.
See the answer above.

>>54012316
>You are all powerful and have black gooey tentacles
Thanks!

>>54013896
>Making what the hell did you do to get banned 30 days?
I made Sex Magic and censored it. The CYOA was removed so I censored it further, repeat that 2 times and then I was banned.
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>>54013619
>Thief
Cute!
>Fate
...do I even ever meet her?
>Princess
bugger that
>Cultist
That doesn't seem like a healthy environment to raise kids in
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>>54010140
Interview, to get me a total of nine Hellcoins.

Cattle Cookies, Sweetsap Tablet, Lipo-Syringe.

Get some cattle, have them produce a ton of milk, siphon off the fat to make them sexy, sell their bodies to interested parties. Sell the removed fat to interested parties. Sell the milk to interested parties.
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>>54014747
>Mods are faggots
A surprise to no one
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>>54014747
Isn't /d/ for porn though?

There must be another reason...
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>>54014775
>Cute!
>>54014691
>...torturing those you speak to...

>>54014746
>Hurts women you talk to
>Never actually stated to say she does
Enjoy being a plague on humanity.

>>54014719
>One note
>Worse than someone who keeps you as a pet
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>>54014870
>Never actually stated to say she does
She does what?
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>>54014870
She is cute. She is also mentally disabled, but she is cute.
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>>54014473
It's nice, even better because monstergirl waifus
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>>54014900
Hurt women you talk to.
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>>54014505
>$40
Hm. That is a bit low.
It probably takes the average of a 'reasonable' price and the absolute most you'd be willing to pay.

Conventionally impossible tasks would probably use 'as much as you think it's worth' as a reasonable price instead of basing it on man-hours, or just hardwire it at 'low enough you're willing to use it a lot'.
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>>54011010
I have been lurking in cyoa threads for a few years now, first time posting here.

I just wanted to thank the guy who made these. The atmosphere, the worldbuilding, it's spot on.
It really inspires me to think about the setting and build a story around it. It's spooky, comfy and I want to go on an adventure now.

I hope there will be more of these to come.
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>>54014910
So?
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>>54014386
Anthropod

+1 all stats, natural weaponry

Mission: Defeat the budget rangers

Enhanced defence.

Since I have the highest possible defence, high speed and average defence with natural weapons, I'll be able to trade blows with anything that gets close to me and come off much better.

Budget rangers will be unable to harm me with their guns, then engage me at close range with swords or zoids and suffer from rip and tear.
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>>54014938
So you will go around being a plague upon womankind without ever knowing the waifu who's yandering you.
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>>54013619
I like them all, Princess or Cultist are the best. Fate is probably the worst.
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>>54014932
>lurked for a few years and never posted a thing
explain yourself
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>>54014943
Hold on i don't get to know her not even a word sign or anything?
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>>54014925

I thought about it and am basing the painting thing off of prices professional studios have, as they are per model
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>>54014956
Have you ever seen a good post in these threads?

Imo, lurkers are the real heroes of /cyoag/, thank you all for not filling these threads with your garbage, unlike the rest of us shitlords.
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>>54014988
Not really, but I myself cannot help getting triggered by stuff so I shitpost in response. I need to know this anon's secret.
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>>54014386
multiple limbs- wings
camouflage
increased speed
increased defense

enhanced strength
enhanced defense
enhanced speed
vibration blade
enhanced regeneration

budget rangers
magical girls
dark hero

betray the organization and join the dark hero at the earliest opportunity. Possibly work on joining forces with the magical girls and budget rangers for more dangerous missions. If the hero's powers are more advanced than mine we stand a good chance at toppling the organization.
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>>54014901
>Cute
>Literally torturing people just because you happen to interact with them
Sociopathy is not cute.
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>>54014999
Well I just like to make the builds in my head and not get involved in all the drama I see here.

I kinda feel like I'm missing a lot of stuff and involvement in the cyoa community, giving ideas, helping build the cyoas or even make one myself but I just end up haording my favorite cyoas so I can revisit them later and daydream about it.
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>>54015024
It is though
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>>54014167
I guess it could magically check what kinda deals are available right now, then magically determine which price/result ratio you would deem acceptable and print that price on the figurine.

For bodies, I guess it could assign it a price based on how you/society value it.
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>>54015023
Also mammal. Well rounded builds leave less weaknesses.
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>>54015060

seems solid
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>>54014932
>>54015028
>Ah you think lurking is your ally? You merely adopted the lurk. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man.
If you lurked for that long and collected so many CYOAs why not make use of all your exp and make your own CYOAs? That was how I got started, saw a lot of fantasy CYOAs and thought it would be fun if someone made a meta CYOA with PvP and that is how Nemesis was born. You can do it anon, don't believe in yourself, believe in me, believe in the TokHaar Gol who believes in you.
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>>54014716
Wait, wait, what am I thinking? If I picked the Princess, I could NEET it up in a fantasy world, living in a refurbished jail cell and getting anything I desire handed to me by my doting yandere princess waifu. It's clearly the best option.
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>>54015140
Well I'll try to think about it. I'll have to learn how to design cyoas but otherwise it sounds like a lot of fun.

Thanks for the motivation!
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>>54015179
desu you really shouldn't be taking advice from the worst author around
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>>54009709
>Race: Human
>God: The Child

Spells:
>Tier 4: Reinforcement, Sand Storm, Curse of Hallucination, Create Abomination, Embalm, Create Mummy
>Tier 3: Scourge of Scarabs, Enhanced Senses, Father's Shield, Limit Bane
>Tier 2: Mass Growth, Create Skinwalker, Rejuvenate, Curse of Slavery
>Tier 1: Potion of Khizaz

>Companions: Eshe, Vereena, Melanya (-10)
>Perks: Artificer, Silver Tongue, Runecrafter, Engineer (-10)

Minions:
>Fleshcrafting: 1x Fleshpuppet (-6), 1x Skinwalker (-8)
>Ancient: 6x Aptrganga (-4), 1x Dessicator (-7), 1x Impandinus (-20)
>Hybrid: 10x Chitter Scarabs (-5)
>Mundane: 10x Slaves (-1), 1x Groundskeeper (-2), 1x Master Smith (-3)

Enemies:
>Wild Elf Tribe (+3), Psychotic Baron (+4), Rampant Undead (+7), Fire Mage (+6), Spellsword (+6), Bounty Hunter (+10)

Drawbacks:
>Necrosis (+5), Amputation (+5)

>Nation: Untamed Lands - Deparmiya
>Lair: Island Fortification
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>>54013967
Elementalist
Lightning

Noble Ties
Mercantile

Port Katar

Harriet Stromgarde
Tass Axehandle
Olaf Gristelback
Orson Runescar
Lynell Norocelli

The idea initially was to take companions that'd be useful to a guild but there's a note saying they have to be the same class as you to be in your guild which is pretty arbitrary.

Instead I dropped the Guild Member thing as there didn't seem a lot of profit being surrounded by other elementalists and took Noble Ties instead.

I figure as a noble with a good mind for business I could maybe eventually start my own guild with blackjack and hookers.

Battle plan is Tass finding the dragon, me blasting it from the sky and then Harriet hitting it on the head as necessary. Would mostly take jobs for fliers as lightning magic is probably more usable in open spaces.

Then drag back the dragon carcass somehow (I assume either viable parts are relatively small or there's some sort of service for this or the whole setting falls down), bring some bits for equipment to Olaf, sell other bits to Lynell for seafolk booty and restock on potions as needed to Orson.
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>>54012417
>>54012573
Someone has been playing Bellum Maga.
And no-one should ever play Bellum Maga.
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>>54012417
>>54012573
Do you got more? Sauce? I don't know what this is called but it is totally my fetish!

>>54012605
>>54012630
I want to protect her.
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>>54012684
Anon are you alright
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>>54015423
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>>54014870
>...torturing those you speak to...
Yeah, but she's not doing anything to you personally, and who cares about other people?
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>>54010140
Oh are the /d/ threads being deleted now?

Hypno-Lenses 3
Wi-Spy Device 5
Oracle Thumb 6
Sweetsap Tablet 8
One Punch Gauntlet 12
Interview 11
Assassination Mission 8
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>>54010140
Interview for +1 (didn't really need it but hell, one extra coin for no real effort is too good to pass).

Value specs + Price Gun + Slave Upgrade

Oracle Thumb just for fun, not part of my plan to get rich.

I'll never pay more than I need to.
Average price for a slave today is $90, I'm guessing africans will be the cheapest costing less than $90 and whites will be the most expensive and cost a lot more than $90.

So I can just go up to a random nigger near a black neighborhood and enslave him for pocket change.
Then I can order him to pay $100 now (for more slaves) and pay me $100 at the start of every month, after that I order him to bring me a relative or nigger friend and repeat.
After a while I can move on to more expensive slaves like sand- or curryniggers and chinks who are also generally richer so I can order them to give a lot more than $100.

I can also go full /pol/ and order them to not have children or at least reproduce below replacement level and to not miscegenation solving my country's browning problem and making me a billionaire in the process.
I might also tell them who to vote for or to return to their own country in exchange for their freedom.

Oracle Thumb is just for knowledge and maybe some gambling to make even more money.
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>>54015815
Aren't the slaves that are super cheap from really backwater countries? If you live in a more civilized area a slave might run you some multiple of their income or their potential income as a full time maid/sex slave. That could be a lot of money.
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>>54010795
>Best girl married

oh shucks.
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>>54015897
No she isn't.
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>>54012609
I don't think I'll ever finish any of my CYOAs, but ...

Cyberpunk Prostitute - You're in debt to a megacorp, now they want to collect, and they won't take no for an answer. Loads of body mods, 'ware influencing your mind, drugs, corruption, guns and style. It's way less fetishy than it appears, though that doesn't mean much... Still working on that one. It's inspired by this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLm69KLTnZg

AI - You're dying from cancer (or something) and agreed to be a guinea pig for an experiment in Uploading. You risked a quick death for a shot at survival, instead of slow, certain death. Good news: You're alive and conscious in a computer. Bad news: the data seems pretty scrambled to the scientists, since your mindscan is beyond their understanding, they believe you're no longer a person, pronounce you dead and want to dissect your code. You GTFO and leave them with some useless scraps of code. From there on you can develop into anything, from benevolent overlord over enigmatic observer hiding in the shadows, mad scientist, to SHODAN and Skynet. I had begun work on a pretty detailed research tree, starting at improved intrusion into protected systems, to pretty singularitarian technologies, like achronal computation: being capable of linking systems through time, thinking in the past and future, using computational power from different points in time to maximize your usage, acting on info you gain in the future to influence the past ... stuff like that. But I broke the point allocation, so it's on hiatus, probably forever.

To be continued.
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no more /aco/ thread I guess.
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>>54016074
Command and Conquer Tiberium - You're a sleeper agent in GDI territory, and Slavic just seized control of Nod. Depending on your level you're a militant, a proper soldier, an agitator fanning the flames of rebellion, an insurgent commander or a lone commando (and Havoc is hellbent on shooting you left-handed). I've pretty much abandoned that one, but may reuse some concepts for my mercenary CYOA (which will take place during an ecological apocalypse, because someone fucked a terraforming project up, badly.)

Deus Vult – Yes, I've been working on that before Tok made his. Was planned to be a pretty normal Crusade CYOA, because I know most anons love TAKING JERUSALEM while smiting heathens and shouting DEUS VULT. Loads of weapon, armor, horse, training and education options, multiple powerlevels from being a king hellbent on taking the holy land, using all his resources for this goal, to being a peasant trying to spread the word of God at the edge of a knife, earning his place in heaven. But somebody already did one, and my historic knowledge isn't up to my quality standards, so I dropped it.

Then there's my fuckhuge and autistically detailed society builder, which I lose hope of ever finishing, but … not yet. I'll keep quiet about the other projects, but these are the ones, except Cyberpunk Prostitute, which I don't think I'll ever finish. Hope someone will get some use out of my ideas.
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>>54014473
Onyx best girl.
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>>54016074
Man, that AI CYOA sounds like it'd have been cool.
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>>54016074
You really should try to fix the AI one. Even if the balance is off it would still be cool to see.
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>>54016078
RIP lewds.
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>>54015879
>If you live in a more civilized area a slave might run you some multiple of their income or their potential income as a full time maid/sex slave.
Most people in western countries that buy slaves buy them from the countries where they cost $90 or less.
It's the trafficking that increases the cost, that and race, whites slaves cost a lot more. White looking, blonde Yazidi can cost hundreds to thousands of dollars while brown looking Yazidi cost almost nothing in ISIS slave markets.

That's why I'm going for black, chink, nepalese and indian slaves and not white or other expensive slaves.
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>>54016078
>>54016197
Just wait a week or two and try again. New mods and janitors love going on powertrips but eventually the magic goes away.
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>>54016074
>Cyberpunk Prostitute
Sounds interesting. It offers the option to keep being a guy, right?

>AI
>mind uploading
It's not really me, but a copy, reeeeeeeeeeee.
Sounds neat, but also really hard to make it work right.
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>>54016074
Any ETA on that cyberpunk one?
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>>54009304
I'll take the mastery of martial arts and then the $1 million 25 times.
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>>54015897
You know what you must do anon.
Become cucking destroyer of marriage.
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>>54016224
No it probably got caught up in the purge of caption threads. Mods are going to make a sticky banning them forever. Cyoas are now banned forever.
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>>54016242
The copy won't be able to tell it's not you
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>>54016346
So what is their new home now? /trash/?
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>>54010140
You know why they're getting purged?
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Why are Italics cyoas so chuuni?
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>>54016548
why don't you kill yourself
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>>54016548
hi italics!
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>>54016213
First,
>>>/pol/
Second, you're making a lot of assumptions here. That the gun works on direct market price, that its prices are relative in exactly the way you want (dropping transportation costs while ignoring better education, access to resources, physical ability, and even visibility), that magically perfect obedience is monetarily equivalent to being kidnapped and (cheaply) broken, that people won't notice or care about you actively and conspicuously enslaving people when you said on television that you would do exactly that, and even that a machine of Greed won't hike prices as much as it can.
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>>54012942
You can get PS for free, legally from adobe. There is a link in the pasetebin. This site can help with colors.

find complementary colours for text/background.
http://paletton.com/#uid=24U0u0kllllaFw0g0qFqFg0w0aF
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>>54016173
>>54016189
I had the issue with computing power equaling research and enacting your influence on the world (controlling killer robots, building structures, shitposting on /tg/), which is fine, but I couldn't come up with a reason to limit your access to it ... Get more computers, build a supercomputer, develop quantum computing ... what currency would you buy these with? Research trees also work way better if it's not a 'build and you're done' kind of game, but something with progression. Then I could also limit your devices, because you need to buy/build more in the future. That's where I got stuck, since I had no idea at what point in time the CYOA should be set and what resources you should have access to. Balance is not a real issue, if you reach singularity-level technology you grow beyond anything a mere human could balance.

>>54016242
Of course you could remain male, or loads of other options, being male is just slightly less lucrative ... a bit harder to find clients. And about AI: I tried to find a way that turns you into the AI. It should be a personal experience. That's why I went with a destructive upload, and why the scan is a garbled mess to the computer scientists, though I know what can of worms I opened. If you have a better idea about how a normal person could become an AI, I'd love to hear it, because I couldn't come up with another. The 'It's not really me' part should be voluntary. You're able to give up on memories, personality, human ethics and the like for more efficient programming, discarding parts of your identity and psyche to move beyond human limits, giving a percentile increase to computational power, thus benefiting you more the more powerful you have already grown.

>>54016307
No ETA, it's just a mess of notes, ideas and text fragments, spread between my phone and laptop, and I have little time to work on it.
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>>54016494
That was always their home
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>>54016530
"Too much text", apparently, despite them (and captions) being fine for months beforehand.
>>54016587
>what currency would you buy these with?
CPU cycles. You're limited in your ability to take and keep control of these assets without raising suspicion. There might even be three different prices for each choice, depending on whether you want subtle, obvious, or balls-to-the-wall hostile takeover.
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>>54016658
>"Too much text"
weekend smut thread confirmed ded
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>>54010140
Base Coins - 8 coins
Lab Rat for 2 weeks - 6 coins
Interview - 1 coin

Brings my coin count up to 15 for only having to be a

Pocket Dimension - 7 coins
Price Gun - 3 coins
Slave Upgrade - 4 coins
Oracle Thumb - 1 coin

After being traumatized I will use the price gun to enhance myself and hopefully be able to forget all that happened. Will use the oracle thumb to get easy money and answer questions that I have. Can create a slave harem and enhance them into loving waifus using my price gun while also just improving all the things I already enjoy. When I get bored I can go into my pocket dimension and have a nice time with all the possibilities there.
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>>54009437
Dragon. Extra scary magic powers and rube goldberg assassinations sounds great.
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>>54013657
Existential feels
Escape through lifting and sex
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>>54016318
So.... Batman?
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>>54013657
I have never understood the 'born too late' shit. I too wish I could have died of scurvy and buggering on trip to some shithole, because everyone knows the names of the sailors of Columbus' boats, right?

Here's what discovering America looks like.
There's some weird animals and trees look a bit different, otherwise it's like home. Woohoo.

If you absolutely must discover something new, go study ocean bottom, that shit is completely unmapped and scientists keep discovering new, unholy looking shit there daily.
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>>54016658
Suspicion was one of my ideas to limit your CPU usage, but ... if you go Skynet and engage mankind in open warfare, why would you care? You'd get as much CPU as possible, distributed, and reach "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."-levels at once. Which is why I'm back to the drawing boards, because even then I'd need some way to limit it, the game wouldn't be much fun if you transformed all matter in our solar system into supercomputers and a dyson sphere around the sun to power it before even starting. That's a goal, not a starting point.

I wanted to include multiple kinds of processors: The less powerful ones you buy, the more powerful ones you have to develop and build yourself. And to make matters more complicated, you had the options of being centralized, which limits you to one cluster of devices, or decentralized, which makes it harder to eradicate you (since you could survive for as long as you can run yourself on any mix of devices, with a strong hit to your CPU because of lag and the issues caused by having parts of your mind in Siberia and another in South Africa).

Best idea thus far: Low power processors can be bought with money, High power processors are bought with manufacturing ability (and require the proper research) and singularitarian processors have power as a bottleneck. Problem is, the entire process is recursive: Dedicate CPU to manufacturing, get more CPU with that manufacturing, dedicate surplus CPU to developing more efficient processors, repeat until you're God.

TL;DR: I thus far failed to develop a system in which you won't inevitably undergo a technological singularity in the process of making your build, unless you don't want to.
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>>54017138
There are some things you may never experience in the modern age, like living in the greatest ancient empires, Rome, Greece or Egypt, while yes you are perhaps more likely to die, those experiences would make up for it. Living in what you could consider simpler times.
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>>54009304
What do the Dragon balls do?
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>>54017138
>I too wish I could have died of scurvy and buggering on trip to some shithole
This but unironically.
>>54017189
Anon, "those experiences" would be the most boring shit imaginable. I don't think you know much about the greatest ancient empires.
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>>54015815
I'd probably do the reverse. Clean up my slaves, get them training job skills to increase their value, then put them to work making money for me so I can save up and buy all the cute white girls. Then breed them with my original slaves. White genocide has never been profitable.
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>>54017097
Jackie Chan
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>>54017145
It doesn't matter how many CPUs you have if they can't communicate with each other. You can't use a CPU as neuron if the delay between sending a pulse there and getting reply is measured in seconds. Even if you go Skynet, you are limited to some location where there's large collection of processors in close proximity.
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>>54017138
>There's some weird animals and trees look a bit different, otherwise it's like home. Woohoo.
Don't forget the rats you brought and your coughing will invariably spark the largest extinction event in north America for the native people.

>>54017231
Not with that attitude.
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>>54017211
Well, the thing is, people always think they would be leaders or special people in ancient times. It's the same as why people like to fantasize about post apocalyptic wastes. Everyone thinks of themselves as immortan joe and not some schmuck who lives his live in slavery.
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>>54017267
Hey those water wheels aren't gonna push themselves anon.
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>>54017189
Here's life in Rome, back breaking labour from dusk till dawn, taking a shit in communal toilets, wiping your ass with sponge, eating shitty food because that's what available, rarely watching bunch of sweaty men flail against each other until one is declared winner.

Buy a fucking cable package and you can experience all that currently, with bonus of having your own bathroom.

And how the fuck do you think they were simpler? Because your owner whipped you if you raised your head too high so you learned to not think and not complain? Sounds awesome, sign me up.
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>>54017242
Very nice
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>>54014473
Good art style.
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>>54014473
Onyx for me.
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>>54017138
>tfw born too late to live in the greatest economic rise of all human history
>tfw born too late to live like kings while passing legislation that will make sure my grandchildren end up paying for my lavish lifestyle
>tfw born too late to destroy the environment
>tfw born too late to destroy the economy
>tfw born too late to be a boomer
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>>54016587
>If you have a better idea about how a normal person could become an AI, I'd love to hear it, because I couldn't come up with another. The 'It's not really me' part should be voluntar
The way you do it is either you have souls or some other metaphysical equivalent OR you have the change happen in the brain. Basically the idea is to run your software concurrently on both your organic brain and a mechanical one at the same time, then slowly shut off parts of organic brain so its running just on the mechanical one. Because you were running on both, you don't lose continuity of consciousness and remain the same individual. The mechanical brain could either be the computer they want you in, or it could be an implant that works like a hard drive with an internal power source that never shuts down, and once they have you on it they plug it into a computer or device they want you as the AI on.
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>>54014473
Alice<Onyx<Flüd
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>>54017262
Well, of course some genociding is going to happen, but that's hardly visible. Whole born too late thing makes discovering new lands some amazing experience, like you sight Americas among the first people (natives don't count, they just live there) and suddenly your dick grows five inches and your name spontaneously changes into Chad.

Fact is, if you are living in first world country, even as poor your life is fuckload better than any peasant's since the dawn of history. Fuck, it's better than many royalty's simply because you have access to antibiotics and don't have to worry about your nose falling off due to syphilis.

>>54017446
Oh, yeah, this is legit
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>>54017138
>Ocean bottom
Wow that ugly fish is slightly different than that other ugly fish! Wow, this stretch of mud looks the same as all the other stretches of mud! Amazing.
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>>54014473
I really feel like bullet points work a lot better if the description is going to be so short.
Nice design though.
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>>54017490
>Not wanting to cuddle with Flüd
>Not wanting to hear her moans of pleasure after you massage her
>Not wanting to convince her to go inside your washing machine to see what happens
What are you gay?
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>>54017138
I feel like I was born too late to be able to found a company and force my way into the upper class, because they got that shit on lock down currently and social mobility is almost nonexistent.
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>>54009249
Window Generator [1]
Pocket + Room + Extra Rooms [10]
House [5]

Agelessness + Companionship [10]
Motivation [1]
Eidetic [3]
Calculation [4]

Shards [3]

Furnishings [1]
Internet [2]
Food Printer [2]
Nano-CNC [2]
Scanner [2]
Medical Pod [3]
Sword [1]

Delayed + Late Bloomer [+8]
Slow Moving [+2]


Disregard multiversal travel, take comfy research. I have all the time in the world to tinker with my new toys. Safe and snug inside my pocket dimension.

(Scanner is insanely useful for research. I'll be keeping that on 24/7, ideally with a couple human subjects and lab animals always within the 20 meter radius to provide full body MRI level detail of biological functions over time).
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>>54017545
Pretty much like discovering America

>>54017573
Yeah but that's not born too late to explore earth, that's born too late to destroy it.
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Why do you play cyoas?
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>>54017653
For the escapism
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>>54017448
Had planned to do just that, in a destructive process, which avoids the problem of there being another you alive and kicking the plot off. But that's still something the technological immortality enemies don't like ... which is fine. But you have the choice between certain death and taking that chance, and I assumed most people would.

>>54017247
That's what the centralized/decentralized choice is for ... a centralized AI would suffer from precisely that problem, while the distributed AI would be more dependant on subroutines taking care of its business in different regions, kinda reporting to you. Not sentient, but intelligent, and if your main node is shut down you're still alive in another one. Haven't worked on the mechanical effects and went with a 'decentralized reduces computing power' as a placeholder. A centralized AI has more use for a high-powered supercomputer you construct yourself, while distributed ones could use bot-nets and hacked devices to host itself (supercomputers are still very useful to those, of course). I planned to have the distributed option as detrimental to your psyche, but that can be fixed if you research the tech to edit your mind, which meant I need another permanent disadvantage to balance it ...
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>>54017446
>tfw born in the right time to do stuff like this
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>>54017262
Whoops, typo. I meant "never been so profitable."
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>>54017653
To watch a tiny gay work herself to death.
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>>54017573
>social mobility is almost nonexistent
>thinks it was better in the medieval ages

Anon, I...
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>>54017721
He's talking being born 20 years earlier, not 800.
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>>54017692
>Had planned to do just that,
Then you'll hear no complaining from me.
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>>54017721
>>54017751
Yeah, basically. I'm talking about being born sometime from the late 1800's to the 1950's or so, though even up until the 80's were better about it. Not in medieval times. Only thing you'd really miss out on from now is videogames and shitposting on 4chan.
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>>54014473
Onyx, mostly because sexy dragongirl, but also because she's the one with an actual personality. Flüd needs more fleshing out.
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>>54017692
If you set it to be from AI's perspective whole time, then it doesn't matter if it's immortality or not and you can just ignore people whining about it.

Even if it's not destructive process, the AI you can't tell the difference, so playing as AI it wouldn't matter. If people don't want to think that it's them, then they can just play it as any other cyoa where you build a character from scratch.
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>>54013657
Born too early to control our destiny; born too late to be blissfully ignorant.

Better to live as an early hunter and gatherer than to live as an office drone. Better than both is to live among the stars.
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>>54017570
Do you not understand what this "<" means ?
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>>54017878
Right now? i probably mixed them up
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>>54017446
>tfw born too late to live in the greatest economic rise of all human history.
Anon you are currently living it.
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>>54017446
Boomers lived like shit anon.
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>>54017903
Man where have you been since 2008?
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>>54017977
c h i n a
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>>54017981
Spoilers: Most people's lives in China are shit. That's the consequence of being in a Communist shithole.

Spoilers 2: China's economy is a fat bubble that's getting ready to pop.
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>>54017779
>the late 1800's to the 1950
>Only thing you'd really miss out on from now is videogames and shitposting on 4chan
dude, what. Were you somehow able to skip history lessons? Those were pretty shitty times for a lot of people. Even assuming you are white, the great depression, world war I and II were some really shitty events. Post- war era is definitely were it's at. Still, quite a loss of comfort.
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>>54017709
Holy shit is that real

Hahahahahhahahahaha

fucking red horde at it again
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>>54018017
The great depression hurt poor people, and I'm an American so I don't give a shit about the world wars.
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>>54017994
>Most people's lives in China are shit
That is the natural consequence of living in a rising economy.

In any case it's not that shit. Quality of life has improved a huge amount, so now it's pretty okay.
>Communist
lol they gave that up a loooong time ago. But you knew that.
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>>54018017
>Those were pretty shitty times for a lot of people
Literally THE shittest since the end of the dark ages.
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>>54018035
You're so obviously Chinese you shit fried cat.
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>>54014946
That is the opposite of true
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>>54018060
WRONG

I just like to know a little bit about my nation's former colonies ;)

It's really weird how utterly supportive most Chinks are of their government though. They really think they're doing what's best for them.
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>>54018066
In fact, you are wrong.
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>>54017825
Flüd's personality is Fluid. But yeah, that must have Slipped by me. I'll see if I can Squish something into her description that'll better Wet your appetite, thanks.
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>>54016548
Because he understands that chuuni is legitimately the best anime trope in existence so he strives to live up to its greatness.
Personally I think Zodiac Brides is the most chuuni CYOA we have because its premise basically screams harem anime.
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>>54018083
No you are

Ok well thief may be slightly better as her boobs may be smaller and her hair is shorter
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>>54018032
>The great depression hurt poor people
Yeah, as well as the middle class. And the somewhat wealthy. Really, unless you were actually rich, the depression probably fucked you up. Even if you got somehow away mostly unscathed (which is pretty damn unlikely) it still had huge effects on society. Up to a quarter of people were unemployed. Life definitely wasn't as nice and comfortable as it is today.

>I'm an American so I don't give a shit about the world wars
You know people got conscripted, right? Even if you're a woman, it still had a lot of effect on the average life.
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>>54018132
I have searched deep within the mind of the universe, and found the objective, true, and just rankings:

Thief >>>> Cultist > Princess = Fate
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>>54018176
>Really, unless you were actually rich
Yeah that's the point of going back in time to when social mobility was possible, anon.

>You know people got conscripted?
Not if you're rich.
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>>54018128
>Personally I think Zodiac Brides is the most chuuni CYOA we have because its premise basically screams harem anime.
It's easily the best part. I doubt ZBG actually understood what he was doing, so sadly we may never reach this amount again.
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>>54018128
We know it's you, ZBG.
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>>54017893
The alligator eats the bigger number, Anon.
He was correctly saying that Flüd was the best.
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>>54018232
More like incorrectly
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>>54014473
Alice >>>> Flud >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onyx
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>>54018128
ZBG, please do a Mad Scientist CYOA!
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>>54018232
Damm now i feel like an idiot
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>>54018066
>>54018191
>>54018132
>>...torturing those you speak to...
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>>54018214
>social mobility was possible
Several famous books have been written precisely to shit on this delusion
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>>54018296
I'm sorry anon, are you implying something?
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>>54009437
As always
>Templar
only because of that "Phonecians may betray all of humanity soon" line.
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>>54018214
Rags to riches is a meme you dip. If you legitimately think you stand a real chance of getting rich back then you're delusional or would have to be some kind of absolute genius, though then you'd probably also be rich today probably.

>Not if you're rich.
Whew. Conscription has a huge impact even if you yourself don't get conscripted. And yeah, I don't think you would get wealthy enough for that.
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>>54018128

Post War of Zodiac Brides, nigga
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>>54018220
>I doubt ZBG actually understood what he was doing
This is the worst feeling. Not knowing why you succeeded and having no idea how to replicate it.
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>>54018349
>though then you'd probably also be rich today probably
Yeah I don't get why people don't get that social mobility is higher today than it's ever been before (although in some second or third-world places like America it's still pretty bad).
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>>54014231
The thing is he functionally has both from following The Hercules Method.
It gives him near-total control over his body.
At this point, I think most of his workout involves just sitting and meditating, willing his muscles to stay HUEG as fuck.
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>>54018128
>>54018220
Reposting from previous thread:


You know, I can see this as an anime, introducing girls as the series progresses.

Episode one introduces the MC. Sebastian suddenly appears and surprises him with the entire revelation that he's now the zodiac king and a bunch of brides will be showing up soon to fight for his hand in marriage. At this point, he's mainly just interested in getting through the whole thing with no one dying, so he picks upgrades like vitality, to be indestructible, and beauty/domination, so that he can try to talk each of the girls out of fighting. This technically explains the normal qualities of a harem protagonist, namely the ability to take immense punishment and also why a bunch of girls all want his dick.

He then literally heads for the hills, going to an old deserted house in the forest/mountains to try to keep the fighting away from innocent people, and technically picks Vignette so that she shows up a bit early at the old house. The rest of episode one and into episode two could be the MC getting to know Vignette, her powers, and trying to convince her to help him end this whole thing without bloodshed. Vignette could also probably spruce up the house, which in addition to the forest/mountains around it will be the main setting for most of the show.

Talisa could also be introduced early on, giving the cast a more forceful, albeit still friendly, contrast to Vignette, and starting the chain of introducing girls, getting to know them and their powers, and trying to convince them to agree to stop fighting. Vignette’s powers over the forest keeps the house hidden, so the girls are introduced one by one as they are allowed to find it one at a time.
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>>54018298
Social mobility was markedly higher back then than it is now, anon. It's nonexistent now.
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>>54018494
As more girls are added to the harem, you could also occasionally get snippets of some of the heavy-hitters battling it out elsewhere in the woods. For example, Luciana can have a big chunk of the JSDF on her side, and they’re engaged in a pitched battle against Angelica, who has done her whole RIGHTEOUS FIRE thing and is smashing tanks and helicopters that Luciana sends against her. Sebastian can also be popping up regularly to check on the war’s progress.

Eventually, after all the girls have been convinced to stop fighting and honor the MC’s choice regarding whom he’ll marry, you can have a final arc in which each the MC goes on a date with each of the girls where they try to win him over somewhat more normally. That final date arc culminates in the MC making a choice, and having to deal with the consequences.

The consequences being a bunch of angry girls as he says that he’ll be marrying all of them, because while they promised to honor his choice, he never specified that he had to choose only one.

The final scene is the MC gathering all the girls together in the house to announce his decision. Sebastian is also there because reasons. The MC announces that, as Zodiac King, all the brides belong to him and he will be marrying all of them, citing their agreement to honor his choice without him ever specifying that he had to choose only one. The girls sit in stunned silence for a moment. Sebastian leans over to the MC and asks if this was his plan from day one. The MC confirms that it was. Sebastian politely points out there may be a flaw in his plan.
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>>54018508
The silence is broken by Angelica bursting into RIGHTEOUS FIRE and smacking the MC in the face with her hammer. Having taken vitality, the MC is fine, albeit knocked back through the walls of the house and into the woods. Chaos ensues as all the girls chase after him, intent on claiming and/or punishing him. Landing in the woods, the MC runs into Vignette, who at first appears to be her cheerful self. The MC asks for her help, but she responds by growing scarousing and tries to go all evil dead tree rape on his ass. The arrival of the other girls interrupts that.

At this point, the MC reveals that the protracted length of the series has stalled the war long enough for his other Zodiac King powers to develop, so that he can defeat all 13 of the brides in battle just in case it came to that. The final boss battle begins, with the MC as the final boss and the brides all setting aside their grudges to fight together against him. Cut to a shot of the sunset over the woods, the camera slowly panning up to the sky, with the sounds of the cast shouting angrily in the background. The occasional blasts of thunder and lightning, blades of wind, and jets flying over to bomb the forest can be seen.

Then a brief shot of the court alchemist, crying to himself in bed, hugging a body pillow of the MC. Credits roll. After the credits, a shot of a wedding photo of the MC and the 13 girls, some looking frustrated and pouting, others defeated, and some genuinely happy. The wedding photo is labeled that of King ____ “The Pervert” Zodiac, First of His Name.
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>>54018401
The thing is that social mobility got worse in recent times for some people. On the whole it's definitely looking up, but the post war boom benefited some people greatly, so with the situation stabilizing once again things just appear worse. Oh, and economical inequality is actually on the rise again in countries that had gotten better.
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>>54018401
There are actual studies showing that this isn't true.

You people don't realize, most niches are covered already. There's no place for a new fast food restaurant or steel company or investment firm. That already kills your ability to be socially mobile. Having good ideas also doesn't help you, because the ability to actually realize those ideas and found a business based on them are nonexistent, the laws and competition seek to ensure that this is basically impossible. No, what they try and encourage you to do today is go to a business and sell them your idea or work for them for a small sum or a central middle class income, while they profit and make millions off of it.
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>>54009221
>Class
Dragon Chef
Specialty: Spelldish
>Skills
First Aid
Welldrinker
>Base
Travelers
>Allies
Raskar Cairn
Archibald Winthrope
Blackest Night Crystal
Vermilion the Drake
Jameson Greaves

Traveling Cook that actually knows a few things about fighting. While I'll leave most of the heavy work to the hunting party I can accompany them in combat with a few combat tricks via my spelldishes, a few grafts I got from Vermillion, and the first aid skills combined with my food can help in a pinch. One of the skills I picked up was the quick preparation of several meats while in combat. While it might not have the full effect/flavor of a dish I took my time with, with my party carving off flesh in combat and a quick cook while it's still fresh is a wonder in battle. With carving sword in hand and a well seasoned skillet strapped to my side, I venture into the deepest parts of the well to hone my craft. I can hear it calling me on bated breath and a single word on the wind, Flavor.
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>>54018529
Post them then faggot.
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>>54018115
If she puns like that I'm switching to her immediately. Nothing gets me hotter than a cute girl who loves bad jokes.
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>>54018265
...god fucking dammit, now I actually really want to do that...
My output is already ridiculous even taking into account how slowly I work.
I only started making these this spring, but if this keeps up, I'll wind up having made 3.5 CYOAs before the end of the summer.
Luckily, I'm a typical NEET and I get crippling anhedonia whenever my depression flares up, so I don't really have anything better to do.
>>54018220
>>54018360
>implying any of my CYOAs are inspired by anything other than anime, JRPGs, and VNs
I know exactly what I was doing and I will almost definitely do it again.
Actually, now that i think about it, I kinda want to put a Charge in Guardian Spirit that's a chuuni...
>>54018229
Gasp! You caught me!
I even posted without the trip. This is what you wanted, right? Are you happy, Anon?! Do you love me yet?!

>>54018360
Okay.
>>54018494
>>54018521
I saw this when it was first posted while it was still a WIP and I still love it.
Somebody get Shaft on the phone!
I actually reached the level of autism that I have an ideal seiyuu list for each bride...
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>>54018572
I still need to go back and fix the typos and change Vitality's description in this, but Guardian spirit is actually taking up a lot of my time and Grand Order finally got an English release so I've been too busy.
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>>54018572
Y-you did it!

Also has the alchemist still lied about you being the heir to the throne even if you don't choose him? It's kinda strange for him to pull all these shenanigans because he knows you're gonna pick him and then you don't.
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>>54018608
2/2
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>>54018613
Would you guys want me to add a link to my drive to the Pastebin so you can have the png file for page 6 since it's over 8 mb?
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>>54018572
Two different people were able to recognize you without a trip. See? You don't need it.
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>>54018572
>I'll wind up having made 3.5 CYOAs before the end of the summer
I assume the 0.5 refers to the awe inspiring fortune cookie dlc?
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>>54018545
http://www.brookings.edu/~/media/research/files/reports/2008/2/economic%20mobility%20sawhill/02_economic_mobility_sawhill_ch3.pdf
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>>54018694
>the awe inspiring fortune cookie dlc

That was really mature of you, ZBG
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>>54014473
I read it as 3 Choice Waifu Pecker and thought we gonna be choosing penis for our waifu. Kinda dissapointed.
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>>54010795
>>54010818
Articifer, focus on grafting
Shady past and mercantile
Port Katar. Buy goods and materials on the off season when prices will be extremely low and run testing on skin grafting. Sell grafts during popular season and buy more rare materials that wouldn't have been available during off season.
Raskar Cairn.
Tax Axehandle
Vermillion the Drake
Lynell Norocelli
Dour Nex
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>>54018673
I mean, when he was actually just answering questions/responding to zodiac bride shit it was completely fine in my opinion.
It really only got bad when he decided to get into shitflinging. The whole jerking off tok and so on is also really ugh, especially because anybody who would want to actually read his posts regarding his cyoas actually has to go through that shit.
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>>54018736
>A piston actuated rod
>A barbed dragon cock
>A Slimy tentacle schlong
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>>54018733
It was the best CYOA he's ever made. A postmodern commentary for us all.
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>>54018401
>America
>Second or third world
You what mate?
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>>54018769
lel butthurt amerifat detected
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>>54018736
Neck yourself
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>>54018769
He's a Brit.

Though social mobility in Britain is even worse than in the US.
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>>54018736
Peck yourself.
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>>54018786
>He's a Brit.
How did you know?
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>>54018401
>>54018769
>>54018773
If I'm not mistaken, the first world refers to the countries that were US-aligned in the cold war, the second world the pro-sowjet ones and the third world the entire rest. Which means America is a first world country by default.
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>>54018810
>America
>country
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>>54018810
Yeah and Turkey's first world too right?
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>>54018822
I know. It's shorthand for the US, and parts of Southern America were pro-sovjet. I presumed I would be understood.
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>>54018652

>>54018621
Yes, Oriadne did fudge your claim to the Throne even if you break his little heart and choose someone else.
But he'll take that knowledge to his grave because he doesn't want to make you feel like you didn't earn it.
And he didn't do anything too serious. The other candidate was still only one less generation removed from the Royal Bloodline and even though he's in love with you, he actually does think you'd make a better king anyway.
>>54018673
O-okay...
I just liked using it, ya know?
>>54018694
No, I only ever meant that as a joke and I'm still ashamed about it.
The .5 is because I only really did the waifu pages for FC.
>>54018733
I'm still posting from my shame corner, don't worry.
>>54018736
If you actually want to use it, by all means, go ahead.
It was only ever meant as a joke since CYOAs aren't real anyway so there's no reason you can't decide you're gonna give all my waifus a penis.
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>>54018810
That's the original definition, but the meaning has shifted. First world really means 'highly developed now'.

>>54018733
As someone not invested in his stuff it was actually pretty funny. Autistic, but funny. I really don't see why anybody would basically just yell 'fuck you' to people who like your stuff though.
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>>54018799
I can smell the limes and tea.
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Can we do something about cyoas being banned on /d/? It's literally just a faggot mod who doesn't like captions and cyoas, so he has to make sure nobody else can look at them.
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>>54018857
Fuck...
I only have the .png version on my phone and drive. So I'm gonna need to crop it weirdly.
Sorry in advance.
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>>54018621
>>54018857
>Not using your scrying and detective powers to investigate your family line, find a discrepancy, and eventually use that to discover what Oriadne did.
>Not 'punishing' him with buttsex and by forcing him into your harem.
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>>54018857
>It was only ever meant as a joke since CYOAs aren't real anyway so there's no reason you can't decide you're gonna give all my waifus a penis.
Autism does not allow me to break the rules of CYOAs.
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>>54018836
Second largest contributor to NATO. Love it or hate it (probably the latter one) but yeah ...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_World

>>54018858
Okay, sorry about that, I didn't know. We use different terms for that in our language.
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>>54018857
>Oriadne did fudge your claim to the Throne

Wait, what?

Please Explain.
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Still waiting for the guy who wanted more waifu CYOA to finish his CYOA.....
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>>54018909
Nigga I bet you think when people call you gay they're congratulating you on how happy you seem.
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>>54018909
Turkey is being called third world because its current ruler is trying to backslide into authoritarianism and religious fundamentalism.
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>>54010993
>urban unease
Sounds super cozy to be honest.
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>>54018877
We could annoy the mods by spamming new ones forever and ever, until he feels it's no longer worth his effort. But very little else.
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>>54018917
Wait, who had plans for what now? I don't remember anyone having any Waifu CYOAs in the works.
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>>54018857
>I'm still ashamed about it.
This cuck-mode ZBG isn't any better than butthurt-mode.
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>>54018877
Sure you can. Keep posting them until you get banned. That or wait a while (maybe make some OC!) and make a new thread again.
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>>54018917
If that's me it's gonna take forever. I can post like a screenshot of some of the writing if you really want.
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>>54018935
Anon said he wanted more waifustuff.
He said he was working on one.
I said I would make one also when he finished his.
He still hasn't finished.....
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>>54018971
That is me.

It's gonna take forever. If you're champing at the bit, post it.
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>>54018894
>>54018897
>implying Oriadne wouldn't love that "punishment"
>implying he wouldn't be thrilled to be a part of your harem just so he can be with you even if he has to share
>>54018906
I completely understand that as my autism is on that same level.
Like i said, ignore it or use it. I'm still sorry for making something out of annoyance at a couple cuck shit posters and I'm just trying to make better content to try and make up for it.
>>54018915
Did you read his mystery box?
>>54018936
I wish this meme would die.
I would probably legitimately murder both parties if any girl i loved NTRed me.
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>>54018921
You don't have to tell me, there are loads of assholes from Turkey nobody wanted in their own country living in mine, and they somehow believed they punished us by voting for that autocratic presidential system in Turkey, and my mom suffers from the delusion Erdogan would turn nice again if we invited them into the EU.
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>>54018857
>I just liked using it, ya know?
Use it when you're answering questions or something like that.

The whole cookie shit show could have been avoided if you
a) changed it to make it more clear. I mean, people weren't even attacking/criticizing what you wanted the character to be, but how they were in the cyoa. If you want to stick to your (in my opinion somewhat autistic) 'changing things means the whole thing is bad' or something, that's alright. In combination with the b) and c) it was pretty bad though.

b)didn't respond to shitposts. OR
c)didn't stir shit with you trip on.
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>>54018572
>posting cyoa when thread is past bump limit
smert
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>>54019010
>I wish this meme would die.
No anon, I'm just saying you're acting like a cuck now.

It was a good joke. You shouldn't run away from that just because it got a bad response. Have some spine.
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>>54018857
>Oriadne lied about the true heir to the throne.

I see, so this is why I have yet to meet Sebastian, and am still stuck in this reality.
>>
>>54019007
>If you're champing at the bit, post it.
What?
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>>54019010
>I wish this meme would die.
You should be happy you're just the prince of cuck to Italics king.
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>>54019022
It's Zodiac Brides. Nothing of value will be lost.
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>>54019066
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>>54018035
>>54018076
Whatever you say comrade ping pong
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>>54019010
>Implying Oriadne wouldn't love that "punishment."
Exactly. You request a meeting with him, acting all serious and angry, you confront him over what he did like it was a great big sin, then you watch his face light up when you propose sex as a punishment.

Then when you've wrecked him completely and pounded him senseless into the mattress, you reveal to him there's going to be a second punishment. That's when you bust out the marriage proposal and admit that you were just playing with him for trying to keep his actions secret from you, and watch him completely melt into goo out of joy.
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>>54019096
That's no way to start a stable, healthy relationship.
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>tfw all of this shit with the /d/ cyoa thread us going down while I'm on vaication.
Well fuck. Where will they go now. Will censored versions of them be posted here now? I still want to see tokhaar's new stuff.
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>>54019014
RIP your country.
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>>54019109
Oriadne isn't a stable, healthy person. So it's perfect for him.
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>>54019010

>>54019018
I'll try to avoid using it when I'm not from now on.
And believe me, I know. As I said before, I'm an idiot who deletes his project files once the pages are done so I tried to whine rather than go back and fix it to avoid more work.
>>54019022
I was asked to post it and there's no new thread yet.
>>54019038
Just trying to own up to my mistake and apopgize for it makes me a cuck?
I don't follow...
>>54019068
Is he just "king" because of PP or am I forgetting something?
>>54019096
Well thanks a lot...
Now I have to go... Take care of something...
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>>54019038
Stop encouraging him to be a dick just because you like shitposting.

>>54019148
>Just trying to own up to my mistake and apopgize for it makes me a cuck?
The guy you're talking to is fourteen and thinks trolling the thread and making people mad is the only point of posting here. He's trying to encourage you to be like him instead of making content. He calls you a 'cuck' for not shitposting like him.
>>
>>54019076
I'm not. I told you/him I will put as much effort in it as he/you do/does. Even if it kills me.
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>>54019148
>Just trying to own up to my mistake and apopgize for it makes me a cuck?
What mistake?

The worst that can be said for it is that it came AFTER all the retardation you'd previously spewed. The CYOA itself is funny, and worth defending, so I will.
>>54019176
Yeah, you go gurl.
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>>54019148

>>54019096
Also, can I get source for this?
My dick is intrigued...
>>54019176
Still not quite understanding the connection, but whatever.
I just don't enjoy being associated with a fetish I despise.
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>>54019189
Well, alright then. I'm putting a lot of effort into this though, and that is not something which comes easily to me. You better cater to ALL of my fetishes, ya hear me? And I'm into some pretty niche fetishes.
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>>54019112
You can always post them on /trash/. They allow anything and it's where futa belongs.
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>>54019200
I don't know the source, sorry. Someone else posted it here and I saved it.
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>>54019148
>Is he just "king" because of PP or am I forgetting something?
Spire/dusk city had that huge thing going on, also order is also basically cuck central. A lot of his stuff also some has some undertones and he said that used goods are awright (which didn't really help his reputation desu).
So, if you want to succeed him, you have a lot of work before you. I believe in you though.
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>>54019200
her name is zelda
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>>54019230
No, the person who calls him a cuck (who admitted he was just shitposting) did it because Italics said used goods were fine in response to a discussion about Pokemon Personified girls.
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>>54019112
Normally I wouldn't care about censored versions being posted here, but with the recent fiasco with meta threads, I have to be against it for the sole purpose of us being on thin ice already. I think /tg/ just barely tolerates us right now, though we're still relatively safe.

Introducing more /d/ content here unfortunately just gives the metathread crybabies more ammunition to claim us as off-topic content. Our strongest ground right now is our still-high-frequent amount of /tg/ related content and few threads that take up the board.

Basically, /d/ content simply doesn't belong here. If you try to post it here, it'll just get deleted or and/or piss off the mods. You guys are on your own.
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>>54019148
>And believe me, I know. As I said before, I'm an idiot who deletes his project files once the pages are done so I tried to whine rather than go back and fix it to avoid more work.
What? This is news to me, and especially confusing because the fortune cookie cyoa really looks like it could be easily fixed using just the text tool, if you wanted to.
Also, terrible idea to delete everything you've done. I do illustrations and I still have the source files from years back.
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>>54019262
That may be how it started, but it's definitely more than one person now.
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>>54019293
They're copycat shitposters, they're not doing it because they care about an Italics waifu and are triggered about something, they're doing it because they like shitposting.
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>>54019200

>>54019194
Well I'm glad at least a few other people thought it was funny.
>>54019218
Oh well, I have plenty of other favorites I can just reread instead.
>>54019230
Really? My entire build for Order is based around stealing all the greed dragon's followers anyway so I guess I never noticed.
>>54019234
...
Was she a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches?
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>>54019209
>I'm putting a lot of effort into this though,
I accept my burden.
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>>54019200
>Also, can I get source for this?
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2657115
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>>54019265
Are you supposed to be some kind of authority? Our "ruler"?
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>>54019265
So where are we migrating after we get banned from 4chan, Reddit or Something Awful?
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>>54019349
Yes. He is.
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>>54019360
Canada.
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>>54019304
You know, the whole spire thing really makes me doubt that. Unless our shitposters are really just that insanely dedicated.
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>>54019265
Well That's a damn shame. I guess I can't blame you tho. Didn't more or less the sane thing happen to you guys?

Do you think there is any chance we could be allowed back on /d/ ever again?
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>>54019349
You can choose to kneel before Lord asSDA or get smugposted into submission
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>>54019360
4+4chan
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>>54019375
We were purged before and we returned. The dick will rise again!
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>>54019374
Oh no, the Spire thing is legit. There's an actual problem with how he did the kitsunes in Spire in relation to Dusk City. I'm talking about the people who chose Italics around and call him a cuck whenever he posts or just whenever he comes up as an insult. Those people are shitposting. People complaining about a specific waifu might or might not have a legitimate complaint depending.
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>>54019276
Yeah I probably could and actually probably will once Celt gets back so to make sure he has the updated original file.
I do have all the original image assets though.
Also, can I see your work somewhere? I'm envious of anyone who can actually draw and would love to see it.
>>54019326
I meant the doujin crop.
I have every trap Ban has ever drawn in a folder on my desktop.
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>>54019414
Nothing is impossible when dicks unite with femdicks.
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>>54019360
>Something Awful
>Pay to post, get banned for your CYOA 'objectifying' women
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>>54019435
Through dick, unity!
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>>54019374
>Unless our shitposters are really just that insanely dedicated.
They're autistic. This is all they have in life, making fun of a guy that gives them escapism from their neet life.
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>>54019441
>Pay to post, get banned for your CYOA 'objectifying' women
Yeah but you can just pay again to unban yourself so it works out
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>>54019399
>4+4chan
>Having entire threads dedicated to single CYOAs
It's shit.
>>
>>54019474
The mods would just need to enforce 'only single general thread at the time' policy, it's not unworkable, tho it is kinda shitty option.
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>>54019360
We could create a subreddit like /d/yoa or something, so we don't have to mingle with redditors too much
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>>54019523
That already exists. It's real bad. r/nsfwchoice iirc
I ain't moving to reddit. I need to shitpost anonymously.
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>>54019538
Yeah you do not want to go on Reddit.
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>>54019349
Do you disagree with my points? If so, what are your refutes?

>>54019360
If we do get moved, /qst/ is the best thing we can hope for, or a reimagining of the board.

>>54019375
The mod there seems to be on/off, it's strange. I really don't see why it shouldn't be allowed there, to be honest.

Boards are allowed one meta thread. Maybe you can discuss that there?

>>54019474
I will settle for anything but individual threads per CYOA. It might work, but that will ultimately be the death of us. It'd be like how /qst/ is now.

Wherever we move, if at all, one thread is our best bet.
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>>54014364
>Stats
Str: 4
End: 4
Int: 4
Cha: 4
Per: 6
Wis: 3
Agi: 4
Luk: 12
>Northern Human
>Luck of the Draw
>Shapeshifter
>Gambler

>Shortsword
>Crossbow
>Light Armor
Equipment Level: 1

>Companion!
>Stats
Str: 4
End: 2
Int: 3
Cha: 8
Per: 6
Wis: 4
Agi: 6
Luk: 4
>Forest-folk Beastman(female) (Fox)
Don't you judge me.
>Beautiful
>Manipulation

>Dagger
>Palm Beads
>Throwing Knives
>Robes
>Small instrument (Lyre)
>Ultra Frying Pan (I had the extra weight spare and I regret nothing)
Equipment Level: 2

I'm not sure where we're going, or what we'll do when we get there, but I feel that everything will work out in our favour.
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>>54019523
>Reddit

>>54019492
What, so the "general" threads would be there for..? Trying to contain the shitposting that happens in these threads? I wouldn't be opposed to it being used in place of the Discord in regards to feedback and questions about making CYOAs, but that's very unlikely I would say.
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>>54019562
We could always move to /trash/.
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>>54019634
The board is called /trash/ for a reason, and I don't think we're that bad yet.
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>>54019562
I disagree with you being a namefag and thinking your opinions are somehow more important than others.
Take off your name and try again.
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>>54019658
>I disagree with you being a namefag and thinking your opinions are somehow more important than others.
You didn't answer his question anon you little bitch.
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>>54019619
No, there would be only one thread open at the time where everything is discussed. I guess you could make exception for Fate/Worm/Whatever autism if it happens hard enough but the point would be that instead of creating cyoa board, where everything is spread to shit, we would recreate /cyoag/ there.
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>>54019634
I would rather us move to /trash/ than off-site, to be gone. But a move to /qst/ is actually more likely, and we're not even likely to leave this board yet, I think.

What I'm talking about is that we can't really refuge our /d/ bros here, their content is just not /tg/ related.

I think their best course of action is to talk it out with the /d/ mod or find a new home on a different board. You might have to deal with /trash/ but I standby my statement that that's better than off-site.

>>54019658
Nice points but they're worthless. Good to know you agree with my points, though.
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>>54019619
>Discord
>feedback and questions about making CYOAs
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>>54019562
>Boards are allowed one meta thread. Maybe you can discuss that there?
>discuss
Have you seen that thread? There is no disscution going on. Just two sides shouting past one another. At least here I can get an honest response.
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>>54019715
> refuge our /d/ bros here, their content is just not /tg/ related.
This naturally includes your Star Lover DLC and your roommate CYOAs yes? Maybe also the (underage)-Student-Wants-to-Fuck-You CYOA?
>>
>>54019731
That was the joke anon, the Discord is shit and people who have moved there wouldn't move anywhere else regardless of whether it's possible to do the actually productive things they intend to. Because they don't intend to do them
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>>54019428
I don't have anything that isn't at least somewhat backtraceable, but it's really nothing special. Mainly second-rate tcg art. If I have time, maybe I will whip up something for /cyoag/, but I wouldn't count on it.
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>>54019775
>roommate CYOAs
Archangel/archdemon are actually moderately /tg/ related.
Also
>(underage)-Student-Wants-to-Fuck-You CYOA
>(underage)
I don't think any of them were underage. Even then, it's about being a magic mentor. Sounds pretty /tg/ to me.
>>
>>54019759
Such is the case in every board, even here. I think the best argument you can make is to allow writefaggotry on the board, because I believe that was why it was removed? Correct me if I'm wrong. Still don't see why that's not allowed.

>>54019775
Sure, I agree with your first point. Second point is false, though. There's nothing /d/ about the Mentor CYOA and my plans for that CYOA are arguably going to make it more /tg/ than most.

I don't understand what you're trying to prove here? Are you just upset I have something in the name field? Cause then it's working as intended.
>>
/r/ that comfy pocket dimension CYOA which had board-themed features (a /fa/ closet, a /k/ shooting range, a customisable /out/ landscape, etc).
>>
>>54019715
SDA, we've always had lewd CYOAs in this thread, even before there was a /d/ thing. That parasite doesn't change that.
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>>54019885
Maybe if we post it enough, it'll become real
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>>54019948
Yes.
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Newest thread: >>54020040
Try to be civil this time around?
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>>54019911
We have but there's certainly a threshold of what's acceptable here, according to the mods. Otherwise it will be deleted and you end up like poor Tok who's stuck in limbo.

Times 're changin', and we need to watch our step.
>>
>>54019861
I'm on the toilet. I just squeezed out a slab of a turd, and believe me, it was intended.

It's still a slab of turd.
>>
>>54020066
making threads is pretty easy, I don't really understand why people are this terrible at it
>>
>>54020082
Tok got banned because someone was spamming reports on him and the mods were banning him for the title of sex magic without reading it.
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>>54020082
Poor tok. He deserved better. I wounder where he will post his new stuff now?
>>
>>54019265
While I do completely agree with you, have to ask...has anyone with a line to the mods tried asking if we could temp host censored /d/ content while they're homeless? The answer would probably be no, but they said yes (and we got it in writing), then it'd insulate us against a lot of your concerns. No harm in asking, right?
>>
>>54020055
You could always become a productive member of society. Or kill yourself to not be a drain. Which ever is most likely.
>>
>>54020110
>No harm in asking, right?
Wrong.
>>
>>54020110
Or they could just move to /trash/. They don't even have to censor their stuff there.
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>>54020095
Sounds like a metaphor for your own content, anon. Are you implying that I shit gold in comparison?

>>54020105
That makes it even funnier, bless his dark soul.

>>54020110
I don't think that will help our case, to be honest.
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>>54020164
I'm implying that shitting with conviction results in shit all the same.
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>>54020180
But it isn't conviction, anon. There's nothing /d/ about the Mentor CYOA.

Perhaps you should think more about your arguments before trying to sound smart about being a strawman.
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>>54020110
Jesus christ you fags are thirsty.
No, you can't post NSFW things on an SFW board.
No, /d/ does not get special treatment. Learn to live with your restraints or move somewhere your kind are welcome.
>>
>>54020145
>>54020164
Wait, seriously? Things are so fucked that politely asking the staff whether you're allowed to do something could backfire on you?

Dear lord, are there any reasonable, well-adjusted adults anywhere in the process?
>>
>>54020231
I'm talking about your "my name is here to enrage you i feed off your tears such delicious salt" autism you autist.
>>54020249
Anon what would you think if things were a bit on-edge and some faggot comes up to your BLUE board and says "oi can we have this extreme porn here? We'll be fine, honest"?
>>
>>54020249
or move to /trash/ where you can post all the dickgirls you want
>>
>>54020247
>everybody shitting on him
"Jesus christ you fags are thirsty"

I detect a false
>>
>>54020247
I guess next step is people trolling the thread by posting the nsfw cyoas
>>
>>54020263
flag
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>>54020249
Asking would draw their attention, which is dangerous to us right now. Welcome to 4chan.
>>
I haven't checked in a long time, but last I head 4+4 /tg/ was permitting a cyoag thread, it just wasn't being used and mods weren't preventing it from being deliberately shit on.

afaik the shitty 4chan /d/ mods were one of the main reasons people went to 2+6, and writefaggotry and captions mostly moved over there.
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>>54020256
Wow, forgive me for not understanding you weren't some other autist. Maybe you should pick up a trip, bro.

That being said, my name is working as intended. Because it always is.
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>>54020295
I'm on the toilet. I just squeezed out a slab of a turd, and believe me, it was intended.

It's still a slab of turd.
>>
>>54020295
>painted nails
pls delet
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>>54020295
Your anime girls are less smug than usual. Are you alright?
>>
>>54020301
Sounds like a metaphor for your own content, anon. Are you implying that I shit gold in comparison?
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>>54020342
I'm implying that shitting with conviction results in shit all the same.
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>>54020337
Too much /sci/.
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>>54020110
The jumpchain thread talked with the mods around New Years to confirm that CYOA threads belong on /tg/, but trying to get them to allow straight up NSFW is retarded.
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>>54020372
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>>54020392
Bottom track 'cause eventually the trolley will get stuck.
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>>54020399
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>>54020247
/d/ fags are pathetic. They're shitposting here and on /d/ whining about it.
>>
>>54020423
shitstirrers like you deserve nothing but death
>>
>>54020440
I'm not the one who took up the entire later half of this thread whining about some other board.
>>
>>54020446
Really? Because I don't believe you.
>>
>>54020423
>/d/ fag
They stick dicks on everything and think that's an improvement. Calling them fags is pretty redundant.
>>
>>54020469
>I don't believe that this guy who posted an anti-/d/ CYOA comment doesn't support all those people whining about the /d/ thread being deleted
>>
>>54020421
This one implies I have conscious control of my dick. Thanks for giving me impotence...
>>
>>54020482
Yes.
>>
>>54020495
How's the brain damage treating you?
>>
>>54020501
I'm not the one currently shitposting, anon.
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>>54020509
I don't believe you.
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>>54020689
You're right.
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>>54020421
>>54020392
>>54020372
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>>54019459
You just end up getting cucked if you play his CYOAs, might as well not even bother.
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>>54018608
>Load
What does this do?
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>>54021196
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