Cyoa General. Thoth edition

>>54004797
Author has a crush on Widow

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>>54004596

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>>54004875

>>54004859
>ass tastes of blueberries
SDA confirmed as author.

>>54004768
Saber shit, no want waifu

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>>54004894

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>>54004915

>>54004797
Mercy.

D.va sounds like a textbook abusive relationship, I honestly don't think I could put out enough for Widow, Pharah's tempting aside from the Ana NTR factor, Mei honestly sounds like she'd encourage a lot of my worse behaviors and I dislike travelling. Time to settle down and raise a family I guess.

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>>54004937

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>>54004963

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>>54004979
There we go.

>>54004920
Fuck, this is literally a watered down version of an idea for a cyoa I had.

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>>54004797
Angela, without a doubt. I would emphasize how awesome she is and how amazing the work she does is and how beautiful she is every time she was sad. I would be a loving and supportive wife to build her confidence.
She really is awesome so her being sad hurts my soul.

>>54004952
From scratch. I have reports from friends my pizzas are good.
chicken, onions, peppers.
water

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>>54004768
Thoth, can you put in an option to turn your Saber into a futa? I'll give you headpats.

>>54004952
This reminds me that every time we have made pizzas from scratch, my father just makes one, piles fuckload of stuff on it and then cracks an egg in middle of it.

You think you know a person and then they do stuff like this.

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>>54005056
> i would be a loving and supporting wife
>i would be a wife
>wife
Wtf, how are you going to give her children

>>54005121
Nanomachines, son

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>>54005093
Mordred my fella

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>>54005093
You raise you head towards the sky and yell with all your lungs "WE WANT FUTA SABER"
and so the skies reply "HEADPATS FOR WORK"

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>>54005198

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>>54005198
Yay!

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>>54005121
We're both humanitarians. We'd happily adopt children from unlucky life circumstance, perhaps even a few.

>>54004989
Nighttime
Snow
Couch, a PC, Large Windows
Waifu
Stuffed animal, fruit, bedding, gameboys

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>>54005238
This is an acceptable offering, mortal, the engines of fate shall twist into a futa saber option.

>>54005143
2, 7, 9.
What's so bad about circumcision?
P.S. You spelt "practiced" wrong.

>>54004768
get the fuck out

>>54005143
2 is the only one that interests me.
The drug one has potential. I do think prostitution should be legalized but heavily monitored to avoid pimps but I don't want all drugs to be legal.

>>54005143
2, 7, 10. Also, is the 6 inches girth circumference as one would hope? Because if it's diameter, or god forbid radius that's gonna fucking break pelvises.

>>54005143
Two, four, and five. Yes.

>>54004768
Should be named Shit edition. Not even a real cyoa in OP.

>>54005353
shit I meant 4, 7, 10.

>>54005285
>Coast Guard
>Sea Police
>Not real military branch

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>>54005430
My man, playing the long game too

>>54005143
4, 10, 7.

5, 3, and 9 seem trivial or selfish next to other options that solve major issues or improve humanity.

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>>54004998
Tenacious bastard.

>>54004920
Dream World.

>>54004797
I can't decide between D.Va and Widowmaker. D.Va has the superior personality, but shows little affection. Widow maker has a great personality but not as good as D.Va but she has high libido unlike D.Va, her ass tastes like blueberries and she's blue.

I have to go with Widowmaker. being blue and talking dirty in french is too hot to pass up on.

>>54005143
>4: I choose the whole earth to be restored. This also provides clean and cheap energy.
>8: No longer endangered species. Restoration of important stuff.
>10: Space exportation and Mars colonization.

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>>54005794
is OC from last thread still OC?

>>54005296
>>54005419
Heathens show some respect for the god of /tg/!

>>54004797
Doctor>Darkie>Blueberry>Trash>Rest
Wish there were names.

>>54005813
no

>>54005687
>ass with daddy issues = superior personality
Is this bait?

>>54005832
Superior means better than
ass with daddy issues is better than bitchy ass

>>54005855
Normally I would have assumed this, but it's Tok and he explicitly states that the other character has 'great personality' though.

>>54005198
>not picking the portal gun and using it to go to a fantasy land that empowers you greatly and then proceed to just become a generic jumpchain with the caveat of being restricted on Earth

All of its limitations are stated to only apply while on Earth, so going in between other fantasy places is free game

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>>54005855
>being a bitch
One of my major fetishes (pic related)

>>54005832
>Daddy issues
That is also my fetish.

>>54005814
Gonna be funny when you get banned, yet again.

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>>54005942

>>54005296
>>54005419
Reddit hates this cyoa.

Go back.

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>>54006021
Holy shit, go jump off a bridge

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>>54005238
Ey i wanted to let you know it will take a bit more of time to get this DLC out, im re-working some stuff i think i don't feel 100% confident in

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>>54006021
Delete this

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>>54006108
Take your time.

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>>54006145

>>54006108
still not a real cyoa. shit taste, shit creator.

>>54005813
It should still typically be reposted at least once more in the next thread before being relegated to infrequent posting.

>>54006060
after you, whore.

>>54006152
Thank you very much for your patience

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>>54006168

>>54006035
I'm actually not seeing all that much difference. The only thing that changes anything is the addition of cuddling and you being explicitly told to be able to fight.
>>54006108
It's actually kind of interesting to see this abomination grow into something actually cyoa shaped.

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>>54006194

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>>54006202
the funniest part is that it begun from this
>picrelated

>>54005121

>physical traits
tauric, wings, power transfer

>powers
regeneration, growth, strength

>magic
Summoning, practical magic, immortal, continuum

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>>54005794
I feel like this would benefit from allowing you to choose both a Hunter and Crafter class. Or a simple class builder by giving classes and specializations a point cost.

>Dragon Chef
>Spelldish

>Shady Past
>Apprentice

>The Travelers
>Harriet Stromgarde
>Victor Talisker

>Orson Runescar
>Isabella Vale
>Calliana

The area around the Well is opportunity for fresh starts. For some, it is opportunity to roll the dice again and with their own strength and skill forge a new path for themselves, even if they had to leave their old life behind. For others, it's an opportunity to not be hanged, drawn and quartered for their sins, even if they had to leave parts of themselves behind.

"Fritz" acts as the chef for one of the many travelling caravans, mostly making nourishing but bland stews from whatever the caravan has available at the moment. And sausages. Fritz's speciality as Dragon Chef is dragon, or at very least something that has been near a dragon, sausages. As there's very little an angry ogre with big enough grinder cannot stuff in a sausage, they contain magical properties that, gods willing, are not replicated anywhere else. A supply of sausages is provided for the caravan guards and hunters to encourage them to never get into situtation desperate enough to need them. If eaten, they are surprisingly tasty, have a curiously 'crunchy' texture and encourage the eater to possess no imagination whatsoever.

Fritz tutors Isabella in art of Spelldish, despite her refusal to get anywhere near the grinder, and maintains friendly yet professional relationship with the alchemist Runescar, whom he hopes will be able to one day cure the mutations in his body.

As the caravan travels around the well, Fritz delivers to persons suggested by Calliana small packages containing dried, cured, pickled, and if the recepient hasn't been warned, sausaged dragon parts. Technically none of it is illegal as authorities aren't yet aware of the contents' existance.

>>54006145

>normal mode

>Appearance
choosy(0), from quirk #20
Twin sister tier 3(2)
Split Personality (3), alternates between introvert and extrovert
Clingy(4)
Futanari tier 2(6)
Snug Fit(7)
Weapon Obsession(8)
Pet Play(9), dog I guess
Daddy Issues(10)
Super Tight(11)
Scarred(12)
Fuck me please(13)

Compensation:
Immortality(8)
Pleasure Tier 2(5)
Skill: Painting(3)
Entertainment Tier 2(0)

>>54006490
You have to admire anon's dedication to his waifu. Who else can say that they have made a cyoa about their waifu?
Other than OP now.

This is the kinda stuff that that /cyoag/ needs to be great.

>>54006528
to be fair not everyone may have as much time to spare

>>54005143
>3
All drugs available cuts tobacco's business, guts the opium trade that supports a number of extremist organizations by making it locally viable and industrialized, and wracks a number of other cartels and large-scale organizations that thrive on its illegality the way rum-runners did in prohibition. Legalized and regulated prostitution fucks half the human trafficking industry in the same fashion even if Coca-cola and Walmart now have discount ho-bags along with their greeters.

>7
Health-care for all youths, effective education, cultural explosion over the next decade and the US' university debt crisis will be a huge fucking problem but not for the next generation once its bubble pops and we've gotten over another damn recession.

>4
I'd personally prefer 10 but we are probably not ready to deal with aliens yet and I'm not keen on getting us colonized to death just yet. Let's just stop melting the ice-caps and set ourselves up for a stable economic system that doesn't wrack our environment and gamble that a flourishing education system gives better public support, funding and human resources to NASA and the like in the near future.

>>54006528
Making a CYOA about my waifu is one of the last things I'd want to do to her.

>>54006604
4 is truly the only important one. Martian colonisation is a bandaid solution (unless paired with 4), 4 gives us several hundred million years to work out the rest that we likely do not have now.

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>>54006145
Messed Up Waifu CYOA:
Game Mode:
>Normal Mode
Compensation:
>Luck: Tier 2 (-7)
>Adventure: Tier 2: Travellers Tale (-4)
>Comfort (-2)
Appearance:
>Shallow as Fuck (-2)
Quirks:
>High Libido (+2)
>Clingy: Tier 2 (+2)
>Yandere: Tier 2 (+2)
>Always By Your Side (+2)
>Phone Sex (+1)
>Cum Addict (+1)
>Favorite Hole: Mouth (+1)
>I Say Stop (+1)
>Fuck Me Please! (+1)
>Blunt (+1)
>Unique Style (+1)

>>54005143
>7
Absolutely mandatory; proper education is the foundation of any society. It'll also give a lot of the other benefits, albeit not as guaranteed.
>2
Another serious flaw in society; depending on the specific definition of mental illness, it might even prevent abuses of power caused by narcissism or sociopathy. Regardless, it's still a good quality of life upgrade for at least hundreds of millions of people.
>4
She's cute, and takes care of environmental problems. 1 and 10 were honorable mentions, but an educated populace gives enough of their benefits that guaranteed clean energy is better.

>>54004797
Pharah

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>redditors like ZBG, Tokkar, and this thoth idiot are now the only authours who post, aside from SDA who's latest CYOA was bad
>all good authors gone except maybe DSA, but even he seems to be losing hope
>people said that these threads dying was just a meme

Maybe they won't "die", but the average content here is now far closer to the sort of OC you'd see on r/makeyourchoice than ever before. The most prominent authors these days can't visually design or even keep typos out of their shit anymore.

I'd tell the shitposters that this was the future they chose, but I doubt they care.

>>54005794
Marksmen - Archery

Favoured Foe - Leaf Drake
Mercantile

Whitestone Crossing

Harriet Stromgarde
Raskan Cairn
Blackest Night Crystal
Lynell Norocelli
Vermillion the Drake

>>54006908
reddit hates Thoth's cyoa though

>>54005143

10 because it's cool
1 because populism
2 keeping in mind that homosexuality is a mental illness

>>54006921
so do we

>>54006937
but we hate everything, includiong ourselves, so it doesn't count

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>>54006908
>DSA
>good

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>>54006908
I think it's safe to say redditors hate my CYOAs (pic related).

>>54006908
>People I don't like are redditors
Just call them shit like a normal person

>>54005143
Can someone post the version of this with one hundred girls?

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>>54006908
>all good authors gone
Like who.

>>54005143
2, 6, and 10.
A universal language? Space colonization level tech? Better treatment for the mentally ill? Get ready for an improved society.

>>54006859
>Absolutely mandatory; proper education is the foundation of any society. It'll also give a lot of the other benefits, albeit not as guaranteed.
Flawed rationale, education is already pretty good and there are serious downsides to a mass intelligentsia and this way of thought. Plus 7 isn't exactly a "proper education," it's focused mostly on liberal arts. Really nice stuff if you have everything else, but not vital.

4 isn't that cute imo, but 10 is the only one that does stand out to me as being especially cute or pretty

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>>54007027
Oh sweet emma watson likes cyoas

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiPon8lr48U
Criticism not welcome

>>54007068
And kissing girls. Not that surprising.

>>54006971
But redditors are shit

>>54006968
Deus Vult, Sex Magic, Mindslaver, and Messed Up Waifu didn't fare too badly.

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>>54005794
>Slayer: Wing Clipper.
I may not be any legendary hero, but if I can cripple just one of those monsters I'll die to it happily.
>First Aid.
For when I scrape my knee.
>Welldrinker.
>Slayers Peak.
Well, it's home now.
>Olaf Gristleback.
>Isabella Vale.
I'm going to miss those two when I kick the bucket.

I guess I'll see how many I can scratch before I can see the little ones again.

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>>54006172
Can't turn down a Morrowind fan, plus she says she would appreciate me cooking which I enjoy doing already.
I would also be more than willing to indulge her romantic proclivities.

I like Helen too though, I already have experience being helpful to blind persons, and IF she considers RPG's as a creative outlet then we would get along great.

>>54006145
Adventure! (-3)
in the Shadowrun world! because I was just playing that (-1)

Shallow (-2) pic related

Super Sadist (+1)
Yandere (+1)
Scarred (+1)
Bossy (+1)
Fertility Tier 0 (+1)
Sleepyhead (+1) I like this one because it's canon

>>54006172
Pavrati. Easy choice.

>>54005143
Easy.

4, 7, 10

Anyone who picks 9 is dumb.

>>54007091
>Heartbreak Wrath
>Healing
>6x Super
Let Armageddon comence.

>>54005143
9
Half-Life 3

>>54007073
Glorious! Truly glorious!

>>54007116
Really? I thought my CYOAs gave normies nightmares, what a disappointment.

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Question for the more expierenced authors here: Do you create your CYOAs as one project and split it into multiple pages once it's complete or do create a new project file for each page?
I did WotZB a page at a time because I could find organic places to put page breaks and I already had an idea of how I wanted to organize everything and in Fortune's Cookie I just matched Celt's page sizes.
For Guardian Spirit, though, I'm trying out just having one .pnd and it's been helpful, but I can't really figure out a good place to put transitions to end the pages in a way that doesn't feel like it's seperating sections that should be connected.
And that's a problem because I'm not even halfway through it and its currently 1200x9600 and the .pnd file is almost 9 fucking GB.
I'd like to try and have it flow in a way similar to Dream of Genie, since that's probably the best comparison of how the final CYOA will be laid out, but I'd love any advice or tips you guys have.

>>54005198
>Leadership skills of Rommal

kek. Even if it was spelled correctly I'd still want someone who's better than "Pretty good at the tactical level, only."

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>>54007247
>says the Neet, which lurks cristian webforums image board and has never managed to convince his mother to accept his free gifts

>>54007226
>Really? I thought my CYOAs gave normies nightmares, what a disappointment.
Those four CYOAs were posted on the nsfw subreddit instead of the main one, so that is probably why. Knew what they were getting into.

>>54006646
>not realizing that you're waifu is a fictional character with an infinite number of variations and permutations
>not loving you're waifu so much that you want everybody in the world to love her just as much as you do
>shamefully hogging you're waifu so that other's can't appreciate your (lacking) appreciation of her

I'm pretty embarrassed of you desu senpai

>>54007311
Not everybody is a cuck like you

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>>54007336
>You meant, not everyone is a cuck like me

>>54007354
Exactly, not everybody is a cuck like you.

>>54006908
I'm not gonna call you a redditor, but you are a newfag so shut the hell up.

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>>54007073
Thank you.

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>>54007368
>being this dull

>>54007379
The truth hurts.

>>54007247
If he was a person who had a better grasp on logistics he would have definitely performed a lot better but to say he lacked leadership when he could effectively run circles on his enemies even on low supplies is pretty sketchy.

>>54006908
/makeyourchoice doesn't even produce anything, in fact any cyoa which has been produced here has already been posted over there

>>54007391
Hey, i am just trying to make you happy :)

>>54006908
Huh? The only stuff Reddit makes is the kinda stuff we were making three or four years ago. You know, the barebones stuff we had when we'd only just moved on from locked-in-a-cell CYOAs.

>>54005143
2, 4, 10

Understanding of mental illness should somewhat directly correlate with understanding of how brains work. Very important leap in medical knowledge.

Restored lands and waters is helpful in bringing back endangered animals like in 8, but more importantly it'll reduce global warming and the clean fuel even more. This should also improve our economy and technology to the point where free or super cheap universities are completely viable.

Exploration. This is an incredible leap in technology. Also, maybe alien porn?

>>54007432
Fuck, I remember all the island ones.

>>54005794
>wake up and someone has reposted your latest work
Thank you anon, that put a smile on my face.

While its up, I had a question: one or two posters last thread had issues with the lack of borders around images and the background colour. Is that a common complaint? I have a little time where I can try edit things today if its an issue for a lot of you guys.

>>54006367
>I feel like this would benefit from allowing you to choose both a Hunter and Crafter class. Or a simple class builder by giving classes and specializations a point cost.

I thought about that, but A) I'm bad at points stuff and B) I liked the idea of having to get a symbiotic relationship between the hunting classes and crafting classes, having someone who could do it all would have negated that.

That is a really entertaining build write up though and incidentally the alt art I had considered for Goregut.

>>54006908
I've posted at least one OC every week for the last month and a bit, if we count DLC. Does it not count because I don't namefag?

>>54007394
>being this much of a cuck

Hmm. Chrome is having a weird time loading in page pictures here. Takes forever and kinda times out after a while with a 404 file no longer exists. Which is super weird since it works perfectly normally if I just open it in a new tab or whatever.

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Oh yeah

>>54001943
>Can you post the original image for Calliana?

If you're still about anon, here you go

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>>54007461
sad times, i am glad we got out of it

>>54006937
>the redditors were inside us all along

the horror

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>>54007466
>Please namefag and piss everyone off, i beg you

>>54006968
Tbf you do tend to use terms like "yandere" or "tsundere" in favor of giving a more in depth description of their personalities, relying on archetypes to get the point across. It works and I at least enjoy your CYOAs but it does end up leaving some characters feeling rather flat.

>>54007512
>the redditors were inside us all along
This is some cosmic horror bullshit right here.

>>54007466
>While its up, I had a question: one or two posters last thread had issues with the lack of borders around images and the background colour
Lack of borders is fine, but that background color is disgusting. The neon blue title is also an interesting choice...

>>54007466
WHAT DID YOU DO?

>>54006968
Dude, it's fine, reddit is literally filled with virtue signalling retards

>>54007521
>some
Don't be shy, he's shit at writing characters.
>>54007543
Unlike 4chan.

But Reddit does have a wildly different atmosphere. It's like everyone's on tip-toes, and as a result everyone's a passive-aggressive shitter.

>>54006172
A cute Asian girl who likes video games and dominating her partner?

Sign me up.

>>54007243
I pretty much just start MS Paint and start writing and see how many pages I will need as I go. From making so many CYOAs I have gotten a pretty good eye measure how much I will be able to fit on every page and that is why a lot of page transitions on my later CYOAs like Deus Vult has been very seamless.

>>54007243
I have a file for each page for mine, but once I'm near the end I'll sometimes juggle the layout a little by resizing the canvas and moving things from one page to another. I've started allocating extra space at the bottom of each page for that reason, as its easy to remove at the end if its unnessary.

>>54007570
huh... i use gimp 2
I always end up choosing either too big pages or too small

>>54006908
>or even keep typos out of their shit anymore.
I've noticed that almost every single thing posted seems riddled with grammatical and spelling errors.

I'd start contributing but my attention span has been shot lately.

>>54007532
>Lack of borders is fine, but that background color is disgusting.
I'll see what I can come up with that looks a little better. I don't have much of an eye for colour, as you may have guessed.

>The neon blue title is also an interesting choice...
That was pretty much the very last thing I added and I was tired I guess.

>>54007555
>Unlike 4chan.
I still see a few every now and again. It's inconsequential when compared to the sea of despair of vile intent that this place usually is, but it is there.

>>54007614
I was being sarcastic you dongle.
>>54007596
Yeah I dunno why. Do people write it in MS paint or something?
>>54007600
Tell me what you've made!

>>54007091
Envy and youth

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>>54007073
>Heroine X
>Fate 3
>Bonus Futa
>Personal Traits
Strength
Intelligence
Magic 3
>Domain Traits
Economics
War
My Money
Shapeshifting
Lord (just want my own house)

>>54007633
Skyrider, Blackrock School of Dungeoneering, Beastmaster and it's DLC and now Well of Dragons.

I like adventure stuff.

>>54007596
This is probably a lot of me; I run the raw text through a spellchecker, but I inevitably change lots of things on the fly when I put it into the actual CYOA and paint.net sucks for fixing that stuff.

>>54007459
>A (Yard)
Veg/maize garden

>B (Pantry)
Safe room (+4 DEF, 4)

>C (Lounge)
Party Room

>D (Shed)
Water well

>E (Kitchen)
Med Bay (+4 DEF, 8)

>F (Basement)
Gym (+4 DEF, 12)

>G (Roof Tower)
Solar Panels

>Companions
Hayate & Katashi (-1 DEF, 11)
Macaulay Culkin (+3 DEF, 14)
Phoenix (+6 DEF, 20)

>>54007645
Literally the only options.
>>54007686
Yeah, that figures. I'd never have guessed Blackrock though. I see the similarities now though.

>>54007677
>ahoge goes through the cap
fucking magic

>>54007277
Makes sense, still dissapointed tho.

>>54007521
I'm aware of it, but sometimes like Nemesis I have a very short description to work with and can't really make a really long description.

>>54007543
I'm glad Nemesis triggered reddit. I fucking hate SJWs more then anything on this earth and it brings me great joy to read that such a precious snowflake got so mad about Nemesis they wrote all that, I can taste the buthurt in their words and I laugh every time I read that text. I even saved it, so that I could look at it when I need a good laugh.

>>54007590
Don't you use a pree determined width and breath like 1200x1000?

>>54007834
>I fucking hate SJWs more then anything on this earth
What a pleb.
>I can taste the buthurt
Uh

>>54007148
Welcome back

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>>54005794
Class: Elementalist/Lightning
Skills: Guild Member, Welldrinker

Similar to Locke, lightning-thrower with melee on the side.

Base: Travelers
>Companions:
Nessa Brand/Blackfest Night Crystal (GMs)
Vermillion The Drake/Orson Runescar/Isabella Vale

Take dragons down with variety of magic, graft suitable parts if available, trade some with Vale, donate whatever's left to Orson.

>>54007686
I like all those CYOAs. Hope you make more.

>>54007410
Obviously you didn't check them out as they do have original content. It's not often and some of it's not good but it is created by some of the people there.Your le reddit meme is stale.

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>>54007570
>MS Paint
You make your CYOAs in fucking Paint?
Holy shit dude...
That's ridiculous for how good most of your stuff looks.
Are they still trying to take away your home on /d/, Senpai? I really hope you won't stop making CYOAs even if they do...
>>54007573
That's a lot fucking smarter than what I usually do. My particul flavor of autism prevents me from making pages that aren't all the exact same deminsions.
I was hoping to have the first page include the Become or Receive A Guardian, Choose Your Type of Binding, and all the appearance options.
At this point I'll probably have to cut the first page at Binding and put the apprearance options on the second page.
I really want to avoid having to split the powers into multiple pages, but that may make the second page needlessly short.
Either way it looks like it's probably gonna be
>Page 1: Intro+Become or Recieve+Binding
>Page 2: Appearance Customization
>Page 3: Powers+Perks+Drawbacks
>Page 4: Charges+Guardian Personalities
>Page 4.5: Mystery Box
Thanks for the advice, guys. Hopefully this will be the best CYOA I've made yet. Aesthetic-wise at least.

>>54007148
>cooking which I enjoy doing already.

You're even better than I thought. I want you so very much.

>>54007924
Start posting them faggot. I'm genuinely curious.

>>54007410
I sometimes check to see if they've ever posted mine, and they have not. I am not sure if I'm offended or relieved.

>>54007570
You can't design your way out of a paper bag, so why are you giving design advice?

>>54007952
Not him but see >>54007432 for a good idea of it.

>>54007940
>You make your CYOAs in fucking Paint?
Dude, paint isn't exactly hard to make CYOAs in. You just have to get the hang of it and accept that it will take a while.

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>>54007877
oh I've been around, I just haven't had an excuse to post my waifu in a while. I rarely miss a thread!

>>54007944
What's your favorite meal? Brown sugar glazed salmon is my favorite to make since it's good but deceptively easy to make.

>>54007243
I start by creating a look for any specific cyoa. Then I'll usually do a base background at 10x vertical and additions to the background that I can move around to crop the page smaller if needed. 1 page per psd file and sometimes I'll save iterations of said psd files just in case I need to go back after a major change.

Multi page ones are usually all the same size per page but don't have to be. I just find it easier to work within the confines of a size i've set for all pages.

>>54007066
>Flawed rationale, education is already pretty good
First off, not everywhere. Even just educating the ghettos and remote tribes would legitimately improve the world, and that's without considering the benefits that would come if some technically 'great' educations like the US Ivy League and many Asian cultures were less harsh on their students.
Simply put, this option essentially guarantees that *everyone* is educated enough to not fall for scams (including MLM/Ponzi schemes, cults, and more standard examples), emotional rhetoric (see: many modern politicians), pseudoscience (antivax, flat earth, conspiracy theories, etc), and generally able of reaching a certain level of discourse.
>and there are serious downsides to a mass intelligentsia and this way of thought.
I'm not entirely certain what you mean by this; could you elaborate?
>Plus 7 isn't exactly a "proper education," it's focused mostly on liberal arts. Really nice stuff if you have everything else, but not vital.
It doesn't say liberal education, it just guarantees three subjects often viewed as extraneous to 'regular' (STEM) education.
And even then, increased focus on liberal arts might even be good; people who are interested in specific STEM jobs can still study those topics, it just guarantees that everyone would have enough 'soft skills' like communication and critical thinking to work well outside their specialization.

>4 isn't that cute imo, but 10 is the only one that does stand out to me as being especially cute or pretty
I admit, I may have been *slightly* influenced by her nudity.

>>54005143
1, 7, and 10

>>54005526
>5, 3, and 9 seem trivial or selfish next to other options that solve major issues or improve humanity.
3 and 9 I can understand, but how is 5 not solving major issues and improving humanity?

>>54007952
Don't be lazy just search that reddit for OC to find them.

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>>54007990
>What's your favorite meal?

You.

>>54006968
Where's this cyoa? The socju made me want to make a build for it out of spite.

>>54007982
Dude, wattle and daub isn't exactly hard to make houses in. You just have to get the hang of it and accept that it will take a while.

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That was easier to change than I thought it would be; how does this look? I like the gold for for the class and text boxes though, so I don't want to drop that.

>>54008088
That's the spirit.

>>54007982
Wasn't trying to say it would be hard, it's just so simple compared to stuff like Photoshop, Paint.net, and Gimp.
I don't think I'd be able to live with layers I can easily edit if I fuck something up.
It's part of why I'm putting off going back and fixing typos and such in older stuff.

>>54008064
But then how can I laugh at them?
>>54008098
>industrial yellow and grey
Aaaaargh

It's better than before but why?
>>54008088
...Except everything you said is true. It is a good material for building houses with.

>>54008112
drop. your. trip.

>>54008117
>Aaaaargh
>It's better than before but why?

I like the yellow. I'm open to suggestions for the backing colour though, hit me

>>54008117
Industry is a virtue, anon!

>>54007940
>MS Paint?
Yes, its quite handy and easy to use. Not very flashy but it gets the job done.

>Are they still trying to take away your home on /d/, Senpai?
Yes and they have. the cyoa thread on /d/ is no longer, but what is dead may never die and will rise again harder and stronger.

>I really hope you won't stop making CYOAs.
These are not the first moderators that tried to stop me and they won't be the last. There was once this faggot mod that banned me like 4 times in a row for making Sex Magic and deleting other of my CYOAs. Eventually that faggot got tired or something, I didn't. I will keep pumping out depraved quality content. I will just censor it for /tg/ and link to the uncensored versions on my google drive until CYOAs are back on /d/.

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>>54008141
Red.

>>54005794
Yes. Especially when it's not cancerous waifu shit

>>54008117
>It is a good material for building houses with.
Except it's time consuming, harder, and requires constant maintenance. People just pick up an actually suitable building material to build something at least as good and much faster.

>>54004797
Wtf is this garbage. Pharah is literally the only decent choice on the list, everyone else has something that will lead to breakup.

Whoever made this must have been fucked over by women a lot in their life.

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>>54008078
Here is the CYOA

>>54008078
That's unhealthy anon.

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>>54008157
Y/N?

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>>54008183

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>>54008204
>>54008192
>Hating SJWs is unhealthy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>54008201
N

>>54008148
>I will keep pumping out...quality content.
Big plans for big changes in the future, I see.

>>54004920
> disguised player or dm chart.

Nobody wants to be the dm.

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>>54008225

>>54008225
Well, yeah? That's a very common sense fact. Why would you think getting sucked into insanity is healthy?

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>>54008231
what do you want from me anon

>>54008233
kek

>>54008201
It doesn't really fit the CYOA. I'd go for a warmer, more fiery look.

As it is now it just looks like the opening level of Shadow Warrior.

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>>54008253

>>54008225
Being consumed with butthurt to the point of doing stuff just to "spite" a certain group of people isn't healthy, no.

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>>54008268

>>54007459
A: Garage (5 points)

B: canned food

C: big ass tv

D: fuel stockpile

E: Generator

F: sex dungeon

G: snipers nest (5 points)

Companions:

Triplets (2 points)

Roxy (3 points)

Shifty

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>>54008132
Make me.
>>54008148
Thank the perverted powers that be!
My life wouldn't be the same without your kinky shit in it and the censored versions just feel like they kinda defeat the purpose of making CYOAs as images at all.
I'm definitely going to struggle with the fact that I have no place to religious search for updates to Trap Queen that will probably never come now though...

>>54008312
DROP.

YOUR.

TRIP.

>>54005143
1 - This will help literally everyone.

2 - Another thing that will help tons of people.

5 - A while back I dealt with a significant period of time where I had problems getting hard. It made my entire life a living hell of shame, despair, humiliation, and self-loathing. I got out of it mostly by pure luck, and if I hadn't, I probably would have killed myself. It's something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, so if I'm given a chance to make sure it will never fucking happen to anyone else, you can be damn sure I'll take it.

>>54008339
wow you really identify with your penis huh

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>>54008263
Going much brighter than that shade of red looks really garish to me.

Green?

>>54008360
You have a talent for choosing bad colour combinations.

>>54008360
Looks good, but maybe try a slightly lighter shade of green. Not as far as lime green or something, though.

>>54008360
Look, if you wanna use that yellow I'd suggest blue. Pink might work too.

>>54008183

Delete pls.

>>54008371
Its a gift.

>>54008391
This

>>54008360
Dark grey?

>>54008391
Delete yourself

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>>54008388
I dunno why I'm attached to the gold, but I am.

Hows this?

>>54004920
Obviously God

>>54004797
Tracer
It won't work and it won't last, but the same is true for all the others

>>54005143
4, 8, 7 (she looks like she doesn't expect it and I want to surprise her). (2 is the same way, but better schooling will probably lead to better treatments for mental illness along with a host of other things.)

>>54008404
see
>>54008098

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>>54008404
>pic related
>>54008408
Actually looks pretty good. Totally doesn't fit the CYOA but it's got that cool deep-blue-sky-with-gold-stars look.

>>54008357
If we were talking about a cure for paralysis, would you say "Wow you really identify with your legs huh"? Blindness? Deafness? In all cases, we're talking about someone losing part of their humanity. Sexual dysfunction is no different. It's just that our culture teaches us to treat male sexuality (and therefore male sexual problems) as a joke, or as something unimportant that isn't cause for concern.

>>54008408
Does that actually look like gold to you guys?

>>54008438
Dude, i like to fuck

>>54008443
No, it looks like industrial tape, or maybe an interesting kind of medicine.

>>54008452
/Cyoag/ the fuckening

>>54008438
some parts are a lot more important than others

if you are bringing the logical extreme of paralysis into this, why not go to the other extreme and consider a lost toenail or something

>>54008426
>Totally doesn't fit the CYOA

sure it does, its about a well, wells have water, oceans are blue, it fits alright?

>>54008443
clearly if I knew colours I wouldn't be in this mess!


Fuck it, will go with the blue for now. I'll post a fixed version in the next thread and call it a day, at least there were a few less typos this time around.

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>>54008455
Dude, weed, lmao

>>54008438
>that false equivalence
If you're that obsessed with sex and masturbation there's something wrong with you.

>>54008407

No.

>>54008498
T. 40year old virgin

>>54008391
>Delete pls.
When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. When your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child. Then I will delete this.

>>54008443
Does that actually look like gold?
Looks more like yellow to me, gold should look more shiny and have shades and highlights on it to make it look more metallic.

>>54008463
>/Cyoag/ the fuckening
I like the sound of that.

>>54008438
With the options presented your choice is rather vain and the mental illness option would deal with your inferiority complex when you couldn't maintain boner.

>>54008533
Wouldn't the existence of 40 year old virgins prove that sex is not a core need? As if it needs to be proven. You don't die if you can't have sex, unless you're a weak-willed retard that takes the coward's way out, in which case if it weren't your shitty dick you'd probably be killing yourself for some other asinine reason.

>>54008183
>>54008204
>>54008225
The shadow
Human
Eternal Soul
Shapeshifting, illusion, waifu catcher, legendary hero , poison expert, possession, transmutation, portal maker, Love potion

The plan is to approach the hero's party before they realize I'm an enemy. See if I can separate the hero and waifu, force the waifu to drink the love potion, then use their waifu to poison them. Use illusion to hide the taste and scent of the poison, then offer to use my "healing" powers on them if it can't finish them. Transmute them into something that can't live longer than a few seconds. Gloat over their corpse, then nail their waifu.

>>54008575
>mental illness
Ironic coming from an autist

>>54008056
>muh dick is as important as environmentalism or how smart people are

>guy talks about extreme and disproportionate insecurity that has driven him to thoughts of suicide in the past
>people tell him to get a grip
>he explodes into a butthurt tirade where he calls everyone around him virgins and autists
like fucking clockwork

>>54008604
The only way to leave descendants is to fuck, if you dont your defective genes die off, which in your case would be good

>>54004989

Sunset
Clear
Bed, Fireplace, Large windows
Human Companions
Fruits and Pastries, Alcohol, Radio, Candles

Damn what a comfy cyoa

>>54008604
>Wouldn't the existence of 40 year old virgins prove that sex is not a core need?
Wouldn't the fact that most 40 year old virgins are miserable prove that sex *is* a core need?

>You don't die if you can't have sex
You don't die from solitary confinement either, but it still fucks you up.

>>54008640
>>54008498
>>54008357
Virtue signaling faggots you should go to reddit, since that is where you belong.

So. Where are we getting our uncensored cyoas now that /d/ is being ubermodded.

>>54008549

>When your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child.

Never. If I ever have a baby I'm adopting.

>>54008658
>Wouldn't the fact that most 40 year old virgins are miserable prove that sex *is* a core need?
It might, assuming you proved that "fact" first, instead of making an assumption and running with it.

>You don't die from solitary confinement either, but it still fucks you up.
Well that's fucking life. A million things fuck you up, and have been from the day you were born. Going emo over every little thing isn't going to get you anywhere.

>>54008682
>virtue
You what

Do you even know what that means?

>>54006172
Anyone remember that one gf chooser that used like, 3d images from porn models or something?

>>54008658
>if you're unhappy without it it's a core need
-middle-class white male first-worlder
Core needs are food, water, sleep and having intact vital organs (which do not include the penis). Anything else is a luxury.

>>54008640
>Male sexual health and well-being isn't a real issue and can be summarily dismissed with "muh dick"

>>54008682
>Virtue signaling faggots

uhhhh you should probably look that up

>>54005143
2, 5, and 9

Im selfish and all of those choices effect me personally

>>54008682
>guy writes an essay trying to defend his choice as virtuous even though nobody has challenged it
>people roll their eyes and tell him he's wrong
if he had just picked 5 and a bunch of people had shat on him for it, that would be one thing, but he picked 5 and went out of his way to clarify that he was picking it because it was totally the most important issue there.

>>54008712
>if you're unhappy without it it's a core need
Yes. Unironically, yes. Because humans aren't robots.

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>>54006908
>redditors
>implying I have any fucking idea how reddit or tumblr even works
>>54008327
Sure. I'll do that just as soon as you can present a rational and convincing argument for doing so that isn't based entirely on some bizarre taboo of "namefagging" or it annoying you that outweighs its helpfulness in making it easy for people to find my posts in the archives when answering questions about my work and letting people hide my posts if they don't want to see them.
I'm all ears.
Convince me.

>>54008741
If people search through the archives to read your answers about your works they're gonna be pretty annoyed to find it all drowned out by you just talking about random shit, like right now.

>>54008739
They are, however, machines. And sex is not one of the things the machine needs to run. This is hard science, keep your silly mysticism to your roleplay or /x/.

>>54008741
I think you're supposed to use tumblr for porn.

>>54008716
The problem is that it's a very minor issue compared to the others discussed in that CYOA. If the CYOA's focus was about curing random and very specific comfort reducing but not life threatening medical conditions, you'd be making more sense. Trying to compare muh dick to the other things in there on equal terms invites ridicule, and for good reason.

>>54008709
>>54008720
I see multiple faggots getting their panties in a twist over a guy who picked a option in a imaginary game that did not benefit humanity as much as the other options did.

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>>54008710
I have this one, but I imagine porn models are cuter than these models.

>>54008741
Not him, but:

Because it makes you look like a tool when you use it for posts that don't relate to your work.

Even then its unnecessary, but at least there is some argument to be made for it. Most of your posts in this thread have not warranted the need for a trip.

>>54008771
I don't think anyone other than the muh dick guy is getting their panties in a twist, anon.

>>54008716
It's not that it isn't an issue at all.

It's more that it's a lesser concern than several of the other things listed here.
and I'm willing to be that the people who chose it over stuff like environmentalism or humans reaching another planet did so out of muh duck.

>>54008771
No one cares about that, they're just calling him out on the fact that he feels his dick and dick rights in general is important as the other stuff on the table

>>54008738 put it best

virtue signalling is a horse of an entirely different colour anon

>>54008738
>guy writes an essay trying to defend his choice as virtuous even though nobody has challenged it
Which is also what "virtue signaling" actually means.

>>54008771
The guy picked the wrong choice for his problem though. He should have eliminated mental illness.

Spent entire weekend watching my little bro at my parent's house, and now that I finally have some peace and quiet to work on CYOAs, my brain has become mush.

>>54008773
I dunno, a lot of porn models aren't that pretty on closer inspection.

The germanic from that one is a cutie though

>>54008802
:^)

>>54008806
That's just an illusion, anon. Your brain was always mush.

>>54008817
You mean a spook

>>54008774
>getting triggered over what 1 person whom you dont even know does
You truly have autismus maximus

>>54008813
Shit taste my friend.

West African's the only decent one. East African maybe.
>>54008826
The ego is NOT a spook

>>54008814
Perfectly serious. His anxiety and thoughts of inadequacy to the point of seriously contemplating suicide is absolutely a psychiatric issue.

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>>54008826

>>54008833
How dare people care about things. I don't care about things and it upsets me greatly that other people do.

>>54008763
Yes, let's completely ignore that he also chose 1 and 2, which are two of the other most far-reaching and significant human issues in the CYOA, and act as if he'd chosen 3, 5, and 9, because otherwise we can't feel self-righteous about how our choices would "benefit humanity" more, while ignoring that he's just using his own personal standard of what "benefits humanity" just like we are.

You know, I can't remember the last time I saw a namefag actually play a CYOA.

The worse ones just shitpost here with names on in general of course, and the better ones only surface with updates or commentary about their work, but none of them ever seem to make builds for other peoples stuff, only talk about their own.

Do they just drop the name for that task?

>>54008842
Have you considered killing yourself already?

>>54008863
Have you considered not having sex with your mother yet?

>>54008861
Yes

>>54008788
>humans reaching another planet
Is of far lesser concern than humans having their health problems resolved.

"Sorry you've got cancer, Bob, but hey, some astronauts are going to Alpha Centauri! That makes up for it, right?"

>>54008861
Of course they do. Otherwise they wind up like angel.

>>54008833
You can point out something stupid without getting upset about it anon. If anyone is getting actively upset about anything in these threads they should take a break from them, whether they're tripfags or anons.

>>54008861
Namefags generally don't use their names. I bet even SDA doesn't when he tries to actually discuss something instead of shitpost.

>>54008843
Oh dang that's an adorable ghost.

>>54008877
Have you considered not having sex with your entire family yet?

>>54008802
He did. He also chose 2. But acknowledging that would have made it harder for you to shit on him, I suppose.

>>54008857
You're the first one who brought up self righteousness or benefiting humanity, anon

>>54008890
I guess it really is just ZBG and Tokhaar Gol.

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>>54008891
Spooky is the cutest ghost.

>>54008891
do not trust that ghost

>>54008897
No, sex with my family has never entered my mind, to be honest.

Why would you think about such things? Are you some kind of weirdo?

>>54008913
Dude, don't forget about me

>>54008927
literally who

>>54008927
But he did mention you.

>>54008926
Having sex with your family doesn't cross my mind, i already do it everyday

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>>54008925
Aw, looks like someone doesn't appreciate best end.

>>54008842
I figured it was just a witty quip, considering the only serious issue he did pick was mental illness.

>>54008857
Neither is as big as 4, 7 (which is far more likely to actually address unemployment) or 10. 1 doesn't say anything about the unemployed, so while it's far-reaching, it's still not universal, and it's a relatively mild benefit to those it affects. And 4 and 10 especially both address the biggest issue at hand for our species, which is that our planet is dying within the next couple of centuries and our way of life is dependent on continuing to do the things that are killing it. Even if we don't make it uninhabitable, we will run out of fuel and thus energy (in the vast quantities at which we consume it).

Regardless, like I said before, if he had just picked 5 and not dressed it up nobody would care, but he was already taking the defencive in his first post because he too knew he was wrong from the start.

>>54008879
>>54008883
I'm just a little surprised; I wouldn't expect say Highlander to keep the name on unnecessarily but some of the others feed off them

>>54008939
I suppose that's true, given a few technicalities like masturbation equals sex and all of humanity is ultimately related.

Have fun with yourself I guess!

>>54008915
Indeed.

>>54008925
W-wait, why?

>>54008915
What is this creature?

>>54008953
>tfw you don't want to tell the special kid that you fuck his mom every day
Yes anon you are right. YAY

>>54008946
Okay now seriously, why? What is this ghost from, and what the hell is that ending about?

>something I do every day doesn't cross my mind
wow, do you have downs syndrome?

>>54008971
She was a girl who had a very unfortunate masturbation accident.

>>54008976
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>54008986
Pics for this too.

>>54004952
> premium beer tastes like horse piss

CYOA dropped. Whoever made this is a pleb.

>>54008982

>said the poster too dumb to link to the post he was replying to

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1MB, 2000x2325px

>>54008960
Don't listen to him. Spooky is trust worthy. She is all that there is. She is all that must be.
>>54008971
Spooky the Ghost from the lighthearted and affectionate parody of the horror genre, Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion.

>>54009008
Agreed. Horse piss is tasty.

>>54009008
I thought that was the premise

>>54009007
Your mother kept the pictures, go ask her

>>54004797
Mercy is only good option. Everything else is subpar.


Okay, maybe Reaper is decent, too.