/cyoag/ - Cheesy Yogurt on Asian Goats

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>>53690959

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>>53690972
How is it every Mystery Box is shit. Does anyone ever pick these things thinking it'll work out well?

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>>53691041
...I picked it and don't regret a thing.

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>>53691065

>>53691041

I picked it for pick a Goddess cyoa and she was best girl until he removed her because anons got into a hiss fit

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>>53691081

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>>53691088
>Goddess cyoa
Oh hey, that hasn't been posted in a while!
Time to dump.
01/09

>>53691041
Mystery boxes fuck you over or are the best thing since sliced bread i think it is worth the gamble

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Posting the real V.2, Because I forgot to change T1 Money to a lower value
Last modification, thanks for all the feedback.

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02/09

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>>53691156
03/09

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04/09

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05/09

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06/09

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07/09

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08/09

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>>53691265
09/09

Alright. Taking a break from dumping now.
Your turn, everybody else!

Making a make-your-own-mechabeast CYOA. Would people prefer it written from the perspective of a computer who really wants your dick, or in a Grimderp "nothing you do has meaning, go out and leave what mark you can" kinda way?

>>53691292

Computer that wants my benis

>>53691292
The second option is more appealing to me.

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What about one waifu(potential) cyoa instead of choosing a bunch of them

>>53691292
Computer

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>>53691292
>everything is waifus and wants your dicks even inanimate objects

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>>53691292
Why not just a normal logical no-nonsense computer, which is designed to set you up for success?

>>53691323
>>53691328
>>53691336
>>53691340
Well, that cleared everything up nicely.
>>53691378
Too boring to write desu
>>53691335
The only interesting build-a-vagina CYOA, 'cause no matter what you do you're dealing with the same actual character.

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>>53691394
>Too boring to write
Fucking Hideauze scum.

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Hey anon, I heard you're making yet another generic waifu cyoa. That right?

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Reposting Pervy-Super Person

>>53691428
Don't worry anon. Your mechabeast will set you up for success!

>>53691445
Can I be a superhero but not be slutty/have sex? Because this looks like the most indepth superhero cyoa and I like that, but I'm not a fan of anything but monogamy.

>>53691139
This is a rape to what is mythology.

>>53691619
Feels good, huh?

>>53691619
rape is pretty integral part of mythology

>>53691689
Yeah, but not to the concept of mythology itself.
He doesn't even mention that my waifu Athena is a strong and independent woman that need no man.

>>53691561
Nothing's stopping you from just killing everything.

>>53691150
>>53691168
>>53691180
I don't feel that this brings anything new to the table whatsoever desu

>>53691561
Technically speaking, you could probably get a pretty decent build without taking any modifiers, but you'd need a lot of adversaries.

>>53691886
That's fine, it was my first CYOA I'll get better ideas once I understand and play with CYOAs more.

>>53691908
From the looks of it those are all various fetishes and they will all rape me or otherwise do awful things to me. I'm not keen on that.

>>53691292
Computer what desires the bepis.

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>>53690915
>cheesy yogurt on asian goats

Very comfy. I actually have some good goat cheese I was saving for an occassion.

>>53691689
Mythology is some random asshole inventing an explanation for an idea or phenomenon that everyone likes, then having absolutely everyone else write fanfiction for that mythology until the culture goes extinct. Gods drift in what they represent or who they are over time. You can see this in the evolution of ancient El the war god of the Caananite pantheon, to the Yahweh of modern Christianity. An entity that is almost completely different from where he started to where he current is.

So in that sense, a CYOA that alters the mythology of the gods is entirely keeping in line with how mythologies change.

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>>53692114
>goddesses of chastity lusting after human NEET penis
>this is a completely natural evolution of mythology

Anon, please.

>>53692193
Don't presume to know the gods.

>>53692193
Well yes, considering even your beloved Athena ended up having a bunch of myths of her being pseudo-raped just so some priest who amounted to a fanfiction author could claim someone was descended from her.

>>53691443
Frogposters should be shot.

>>53692193
Also, for another virgin goddess, Artemis was on the very edge of breaking her chastity for the sake of human penis until she was tricked into killing the guy she was crushing on, Orion.

>>53692193
>goddesses of chastity lusting after human NEET penis

They have good taste. Nothing wrong with that.

Imagine a demon king was cursed to live like a human outcast for a 1000 years. You guys think he would understand human pain and seek redemption afterwards or just go batshit insane with desire for revenge?

>>53692238
I dunno depends what kind of outcast.

>>53692193
How sure are you that the Minoan precursor to Athena was also specifically a goddess of chastity? And the transition of "Athens' collective waifu" to "someone's specific waifu" is much less of a transition than "violent bloodthirsty war/storm god" to "vaguely benevolent pseudo-deist unmoved mover" Yahweh underwent.

>>53692246
A NEET.

>>53692212
>>53692227
We both know rape isn't the same as consensual sex. It's also pretty established that Goddesses tend to fall in love with complete Chads.

Honestly, that's what bothers me most. I refuse to believe a literal goddess would want to match up with anon of all people.

>>53692259
I'd certainly be addicted enough to human entertainment to want to preserve humanity at least.

>>53692263
Well if this is just another 'anon sucks!' argument then you're way too boring for me to want to talk to, because you pull this every thread.

>>53692238
Either would work. He could also just no longer care about who he was before because he's been living a human life for a goddamn millennia, and that's a long time to both nurse a grudge and feel sorry for himself.

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>>53692238
Premise of my cyoa. An angel descends from Heaven and goes: "teehee demon king, now that you've spend a 1000 years as a human you must understand human pain. Come with me to heaven and apologize for your crimes".

Anon has the option of accepting, effectively not playing the cyoa. Or punching the bitch in the nose, tearing out her divinity, and rekindle your demonhood or whatever.

There's just no point in making it if everyone is going to accept heavenly judgement.

>>53692263
Of all the cyoas, you choose to drop this argument on one where physical form is probably the least relevant attribute and where the whole premise is that waifus have gotten tired of gods who act like turbochads?

>>53692344
>Anon has the option of accepting
I'm picking that. Why wouldn't I? I have no memory of being a demon king and I get to go to Heaven, the only utopia that can ever exist.

>>53692344
>not teaching the angel the joys of NEETdom
>not relishing her initial joy at being freed from responsibility and later regret at feeling worthless
>not dragging all of heaven down with you into the comfiest hell on earth

>>53692399
Corrupting heaven with games, pizza and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure? Count me in!

>>53692344
>Anon has the option of accepting, effectively not playing the cyoa. Or punching the bitch in the nose, tearing out her divinity, and rekindle your demonhood or whatever.
You could make it about accepting the offer instead, making some comfyshit CYOA? And have an edgy mystery box where you say "fuck you beeetch"?

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>>53692347
>geez, I'm so tired of fucking Chaddeus with his lousy divine beauty and monstercock
>just because he's the pinnacle of male beauty doesn't mean he can be a jerk
>screw him going rough on me and strangling me while giving me 64578 orgasms a second
>oh, I'll know!
>I'll get myself one of those hypersexual NEETs with mommy issues and a narcissistic personality disorder
>what's a NEET going to do lol... ABUSE ME FOR MAKING UNSALTED TATERS?! XD

>>53692344
I'd definitely go with >>53692340. Why would I hold a grudge against a Heaven I no longer remembered, and why would I apologize to them for deeds committed so long ago all my mortal victims would be dust if I hadn't tormented them? I'd just flip her the bird and maybe use the vestiges of my demonic powers to spice up my life.

>>53691088
Don't worry, I still pick our one true lord and savior every time.

>>53692344
I'm going to agree with >>53692366, since I have no memory of being Demon King, it's a bad hard to get angry about losing it.

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>>53691292
Crazy computer that's in love with you

>>53692344
Don't offer anon a choice, so you can make your CYOA anyway without the NEET posters invalidating it.

>>53692453
Fujo/fatty/frog.

>>53692050
>>53692487
God damnit. Fine, you're all getting a waifu. I'm judging all of you.

>>53692453
That was awful. I hope you're not a man.

>>53692506
I can handle your judgement.

Know that I at least love death robots a whole bunch too.

>>53692487
>Computer that's crazy in love with you.

ftfy

>>53692511
I'm not. That's why I find the whole concept ridiculous. First I'd do if I were a goddess is make a harem of George Clooney, Taylor Lautner, Channing Tatum, and whoever else strikes my fancy.

If you think I'd shack it up with a NEET then just lol.

>>53692577
>I'm not.
I don't believe you.

>>53692506
Don't make excuses for what you're doing with your own hands.

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>>53692506
>waifufags bully another author into catering for them but god forbid someone even dares bring up husbandos

>>53692584
Believe it. Only a woman could be that cringey and unfunny.

>>53692593

I like you better when you fat post

>>53692625
Maybe try losing your virginity to a human girl before you go around thinking you'll be batting goddesses off of you.

/r9k/ really ruined this place. When did we go from adventure and challenge to waifus and NEETdom?

>>53692654
Maybe understand that some people can clearly separate reality from fantasy.

>>53692671
Waifus are wanted because real women are terrible and life sucks.

>>53692511
The funniest part to me is that he automatically assumes that all gods are impossible good at sex.

If he's ever read even Greek myth, he'd see that basically nobody is described like that, and plenty of gods sleep with mortal women without going insane or breaking like they would if they could do that, and that plenty of goddesses end up with mortal dudes.

>>53692696
Am I the only person here with a job and a loving gf?

>>53692710
Fuck off. There are better places for that shit.

>>53692710
Does a bear shit in the woods?

>>53692702
>it's another "virgin thinks he's a sex god if only he got a chance and fuck Chad he's a bad fuck anyway" episode

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>>53691286
Polytheism
Tiamat
Hastur

Comfort City
Legendary Hero: Tomyris 2
Great Forge 4
Great Market 6
Diners 8
Increased Strength 9
Animal Motif 10
Increased Endurance 12
Mythical Beast: Behemoth 14
Shape shifting 15

Evil Prankster +3
Trials of a Hero +6

WE GILGAMESHING NOW BOI! (also hastur is cute )

>>53692710
No but 4chan -> /tg/ -> /cyoag/ is like three layers of self-selecting for dweeps.

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>>53692506
You say that like I haven't had fantasies about an insane yandere robot wanting my dick ever since I first played portal

>>53691668
>>53691689
You know what? To hell with all, I am going to make a build.
>Polytheistic(+6)
>Athena (+9)
I always liked the idea of a possessive girlfriend because I like to receive help and I am a chill dude. If she wants to go crazy if I don't want to do something she can, but normally I know how to defuse most situations.
She was my favorite goddess. It's a little sad that she never married or pursued, but at least she is not a slut like the others.
>Minerva (+9)
Is going to be fun with these two. She is basically the Athena of the romans.
>Confort Archaic
>Evil Prankster (+3)
> The Trials of a Hero (+6)
>Legendary Hero*3 (-6)
Hercules,Ulysses and Gilgamesh. Those guys are awesome.
>Mystical Beast (-2)
Echidna.
>Youthful Springs (-2)
>Entertainment Center (-2)
>Great forge (-2)
>Academics (-2)
>Diners (-2)
>General Market (-2)
>Confort Control (-3)
>Increased Strength (-1)
>Clones (-2)
Is cooler when every clone is you, not just another you.
>Increased Endurance (-2)
>Shapeshifting (-1)
Always wanted to fly like a bird, swim like a bird and fuck like a dog(just a joke, or maybe not :3).
>Domainship (-3)
I have to work somewhere, I go crazy if I don't have work.
>Animal Motif (-1)
For the las point.
>Romantic Dates
>Meeting the Family
>Grand Balla
>Activity Day
>Hobbies Hobbies
>Raising Demigods
There you have it, fucking perverts. I just want to live forever (if some one want to kill bad for me) a quiet and productive life, if they don't want to fuck so be it.

>>53692814
you don't have a penis in portal so obviously the robot is a lesbian

>>53692710
No, but the rest of us have realized there's no point in reasoning with robots. If they were capable of self-reflection they wouldn't be whining about not having girlfriends.

>>53693130
Portal 2 confirmed that she used to be in love with Cave Johnson when she was human, and Chell is theorized to be her daughter.

She's at least bi.

>>53693148
now that you mention it, in portal 2 it was also revealed she got rid of her inferior human personality parts, so the lesbian theory is making even more sense

>>53692453
While is true that a goddess will not go out of their way to fuck a random nobody they still fool around and became infatuated with mortals not every god is a god in bed. Just look at Hephaestus, the poor guy is the laughing stock of everyone.
I find strange that the author justified it with the abuse thing, since goddess are equal in power and sadistic behavior to gods in most mythologies.
I think this will make more sense if the player is going to be part of an harem.

>>53693203
>wanting to be part of a reverse harem
>being this much of a cuck

Have you considered ingesting rat poison?

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>>53693191
>Believing Glados' lies
she's done nothing but lie to you from the beginning. Why should you believe her now? Caroline is her base personality, She probably can't function without it

>>53693203
Fuck you, I like Hephaestus.

>>53693228
I never said that I wanted to be part of a harem, I said that it made sense.
But think about it man, you will have sex sometimes (it's better than that 0 sex in the week that you have now) and you will have demigod as children.

>>53693228
>being jealous of other men in a relationship with your Goddess
Do you know what religion is?

>>53693283
Yeah, he is a cool guy. I don't get why everyone hates him.

>>53693324
He's crippled and ugly as fuck, but he does amazing things anyway, and ends up married to the hottest Goddess of them all. He's a robot success story, which means all the failed robots are jealous.

>>53693349
You do realize they gave Aphrodite to him because they knew he was too beta to stop her from fucking the rest of the gods on the side.

>>53693397
and the hidden canon is he went school shooter on the whole pantheon and thats why we arent polytheistic anymore
sheet son

>>53693423
>we
Speak for yourself nigger

>>53693397
I always heard it was because it was one of his demands after getting revenge on Hera for throwing him off Mount Olympus.

Anyway, he fucks around behind her back nearly as much, so it's fine. Gods aren't much for fidelity.

>>53693440
>nigger
says shehan hindubabu over here

>>53691340
blenderwaifu can't figure out why no one will give her the d.

>>53693477
>Gods aren't much for fidelity
Exactly why >>53691139 exists.

>>53693477
>>53693397
Those are two different versions, you can pick the one you like more.

>>53692577
>If I could create a female fantasy I would do it.
>Fuck NEETs and their male fantasy!
That's the whole point, obviously a goddess wouldn't want some random human...just like you are not a goddess yourself or that a literal god probably wouldn't want you.

>>53692453
It's like buying a vibrator. It'll last you a little while, you'll have some fun with it, and then when its batteries die you'll feel better about yourself and be in a better place to go out and try again with someone real.

>>53692523
You better. They're basically your children, now that a waifubot's making 'em.
>>53692586
I'll salve my conscience however I want, fuck you.
>>53692593
I'll do something with husbandos later, just for you.
>>53692671
Anon, the earliest CYOAs were all about managing NEETness.
>sir, would you like a glory hole in your one-room apartment/prison?
>>53692814
Sorry senpai but she ain't gonna be yandere. More...gentle yandere? I mean you're gonna die either way.

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Hey genie guy here. I hope you'll enjoy this.
Sorry again for cluttering the thread last time, I
didn't know how it worked.

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>>53691445
>Vagina
>Boredom
That or apathy, no idea what will be best for a non-slutty superheroine.
>Mild mannered + Oversexed
Going for "girl next door" style
>Female
>Breasts B-cup
(I assume this goes off the false idea that a D-cup is super huge, meaning B is really "ordinary/medium-sized")
>Ass: Bubble
>Eye color: Blue
>Hair style: Short
>Body hair: Light fuzz
>Hair color: Blonde
>Voice: Powerful
>E-storage: Ass (I guess?)
Going for an aesthetic similar to a non-slutty Power Girl with smaller breasts, less eye make-up and without that dumb boob-window.

Modifiers:
>Restrained donations (1)
>Hypno-junk (2)
>Sticky situation (3)
>Edging amplification (4)
>Forced denial (5)
>Alternative discharge (6) - Mouth and spit
>Reabsorption (7)
>Waste-not (8)
>Nutrilicious output (9)
>Efficient exchange (10)
>Prehensile (11)
Can I summon and de-summon the tentacles, or are they permanent? If so, no thanks.
>Easy drain (13)
>Open tap (15)
I'm not up for "penetrate-able nipples" otherwise Holely vulnerable was pretty neat.
>Lewd learning (17)
Most of these are free points as you can either choose whether to use it, or only applies if you have sex with an Adversary (won't happen), or they only have positive effects.

Adversaries:
There's a sum total of none I want. I'll pick
>Double-Team
Because their description assumes I picked others. It doesn't actually say what they do/can do when I have no other Adversaries. I stopped reading them after reading these. I doubt there are easier Adversaries included, given what the first ones were about.
Only picking one because I'm forced to. Why can't I beat up robbers and stuff instead of being raped by everything and everyone?

Identity:
>Thespian (free)
Seems fun. Would love to be a voice-actor, sounds fun.
HQ:
I don't understand this part.
>Opulent (17)
Sidekicks:
>None

>>53693666
>Sorry senpai but she ain't gonna be yandere. More...gentle yandere?
Gentle yandere sounds awesome.
>I mean you're gonna die either way.
This sounds less awesome.

>>53693705
Powers:
>Pheromone manipulation (16)
Spelling mistake, "around you be (sic, *by) releasing"
>Whore-aura (14)
>Teleportation (13)
>Matter creation (10)
>Probability manipulation (6)
>Shapeshifting (4)
>Telepathy (3)
>Danger sense (2)
>Enhanced reflexes (1)
>Self-sustenance (0)

I'm just going to live a nice comfy life to be honest. I don't want to die. If need be I'll have to use Whore-aura and make everyone okay with me disposing of my Adversaries. Or make an "accident" happen with Probability manipulation.

>>53690915

>goats
>yoghurt

I didn't know sexualobster browsed /tg/

>>53690915
>sociology

The Field is Social Science asshole /teacher

>>53692671
The /r9k/ boogeyman is worse than /r9k/ itself desu, it's annoying that 4chan as a whole forgot that the idea that we are all losers was to further anonymity by assuming we are roughly egal.
Now you can't disagree with someone without them pretending that everyone here except themselves are losers so they are automatically right.
If you read the CYOA threads from a more objective viewpoint then you quickly realize there is more "normalfags" sperging out about /r9k/ than actual robots here.
Heck the "drama" of this thread was some girl sperging out about muh NEETs.

>>53693699
Day of the Rope. I need nothing else.

>>53693769
Normies should piss off to normie pastures. They have no business shitting up the place.

>>53693699
All of these are garbage.

I choose none

>>53693699
Do you have to become part of the Generation Hope if you choose the Generational Change?

>>53693812
Robots should piss off to /r9k/. They have no business shitting up the place.

>>53691603
>I'm not sure what compromise those catgirls are making, and I highly doubt SDA is going to include a mechanic for it.
Basically if you want to get in the pants of catgirl A, who likes to go on underwater adventures exploring ancient human ruins, then your best bet is to spend time with her going on underwater adventures exploring ancient ruins. I imagine doing so requires you to be somewhat fit and able to swim.

I mean at that point, if you aren't already in shape, then all it takes is for you to say that you're willing take the time to get into shape. Even so, adventuring with her isn't necessarily the only way to her heart, you know. She probably just won't like a slob for a partner.

>>53693755
Okay.

>>53693699
Life of Borin best life.

>>53693812
It's less about normalfags (a lot of people on 4chan were always "normal" and that's not like even most of the slightly outcast teens residents are even that weird) than all these guys feeling the need to validate themselves here because of that old "everyone on 4chan is a loser" meme.

>>53693921
What are you talking about?

>>53693921
That post is talking about giving up your interests to placate them, and how there would be no mechanic for them to have to give something up to be with you. Understand?

>>53693956
>>53693973
I'm explaining the way I'm approaching these "compromise mechanics", as he was questioning how I was going to approach them.

Basically there aren't mechanics, just go with what you think is within reason.

>>53693699
Generational Change
Soul Flora
Grumpy Skeleton

The future is looking bright.

>>53694008
Is this a CYOA or something else?

>>53693951
I like the "everyone is a loser" meme personally. I think that no one take it seriously.
We have normal people here, or at least they fool everyone to think that. Many anons are into very weird shit, is just that they blend into society.

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>>53694047
Yes, the CATastrophe one I picked up.

>>53693699
HAHA THE ANGER ROCKET MADE IT IN TO THE GALLERY!
>Homing Anger Rocket
>Soul Flora
>It Who Annoys

>>53693929
There are certain things I'm exceedingly prickly about

Still waiting on the little fox girl genie.

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>>53694070
Hold up. Are you doing something based on those pictures by Nukomasu? I've fantasized about a kemonomimi waterworld utopia since I saw them.

>>53693921
I'm sickly, there's not much I could do o that sort of front.

>>53691041
That's actually a good mystery box since it's best girl.

>>53694169
>Not risking your health just to look good at the eyes of the catgirl

>>53693876
If you are in the specified age range, yes.

>>53693699
>It Who Annoys
I think I have some kind of mental problem that make me feel attracted to hard situations even if I gain nothing out of them. This seems like one of those.
>4444-4444-4444
A skeletal bro, what a nice gift.
>Generational Change
Well, I am at the limit age.

>>53694137
Kind of. I'm basing it off of the CATastrophe worlds.
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Setting:CATastrophe

Still kinda planning how things will go but it'll mostly just be about living among the society. If you're up to it, you can even go explore human city ruins underwater.

Might even make a map and several villages you can move to.

>>53694169
Adventuring is just one thing to do. Most of the CYOA is just living in the society.

Haven't really figured out what kinds of things you can do yet beyond adventuring, fishing, security, research and studying/teaching. Maybe infrastructure maintenance but I dunno how many anons here are into those sorts of trades, or would find it interesting.

It'll probably just be a very loose set of options, mostly centered on you picking a place to live and accompanying someone so they can show you the ropes.

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>>53694207
Catgrills are shit.

>>53693699
>Do you want to rock'n'roll?
YES.
Then day of the rope and generational change i guess

>>53694293
I will fucking fight you for that

>>53694098
It's alright. I get autistic about certain topics too.
In my defense it's called sociology in my language.

>>53694293
Yeah, foxgirls are superior in every sense.

>>53694337
They're shit as well.

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>>53694293
>>53694337
Foxgirls and lamias a shit

>>53694371
You're taste is a shit.

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>>53694369
Go back to /polr9k/.

>>53691979
Nice going. It's pretty aesthetically pleasing. You know your way around photoshop well

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>>53694292
That sounds mondo cool. I take back half of the bad things I've said about you.

>>53694292
Can I commit catgrill genocide?

>>53694369
lol

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>>53694402

>>53693699
Can't you cheese the Cardfight by finding some obscure TCG where randomly made deck is complete garbage and then only assembling a single hilariously overpowered deck?

Also, this is the most /pol/ gallery so far.

>Hard Rock Wizard
The rest are kinda, eh
>Grumpy Skeleton
>Soul Flora

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>>53694456
You monster!

>>53694428
Thanks.

I went through all of Nukomasu's pixiv and have gone through the boorus to amass some 400 images related to catgirls so far. Gonna luck up some ocean topography map Photoshop tutorials, too.

>>53694456
Just so what you gotta do, you know?

>>53694501
There is nothing greater than destroying non-human scum.

>>53694489
Yep, you sure can.

>>53693769
>Heck the "drama" of this thread was some girl sperging out about muh NEETs.
shitposter isn't girl, hth

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>>53694535
How could you hate a cutie like this?

>>53694595
How could you not?

>>53693699
>Life of Makar
>Not Life of Boris
It could've matched with Life of Borin, what the fuck are you doing?
>Generational Change
>Day of the Rope
>Hapacolypse
I like war, yes I do, I like war, how about you?
>>53694369
Agreed, that mod was a faggot, we need more based guys like you.

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>>53693746
WHO ARE YOU?! WHERE IS MY RUBBER SHIRT?! WHERE IS MY Goooooooooooo......*six hours later*..ooooooooooo?

>>53694678
Dammit, I missed that.

>>53694369
We will see eachother again anon, though we have never met, on the usenet of the world past this one, before eternal september.

...

you are a pretty ok guy...i guess...desu.

>>53694292
do you plan to include differents types of transportation in your CATastrophe?

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>>53694620
Good point. You got me there.

>>53694781
I don't think I was gonna focus on that or have any section on it, but there would be boats, ski-doos and small submarines mentioned in the background.

This is also far in the future and while the cats have relatively mild technology, they have uncovered some conveniences that we would consider advanced today. For example, cultured meat, and everything runs on electricity generated by a mixture of solar, wind, tidal, and potentially some science magic left behind by mankind before being wiped out (I don't think this setting should have fossil fuels; too much maintenance for them to handle).

I'm thinking of also having guns but they're seldom used since conflict is rather mild, and only really use them when some anomaly shows up. Most of the time you'll be using harpoon guns to catch fish.

>>53694956
>Harpoon gun
>Not using a bow just to be a show-off

>>53695066
>a bow
>not using a nuke so you can actually kill stuff

>>53694956
The setting bestiary has those hydrogen producing algae or whatever, if you want you could expand it it to include various hydrocarbons. Fossil fuels aren't that good idea, they require quite lot of work to get into usable state.

What's your plans for diving equipment?

>>53695094
Where the fuck are you going to get a nuke in cat girl utopia on the sea?

>>53694456
I'll massacre those catgirls with my dick. Oh baby, white genocide ain't nothing compared to what I'll unleash.

>>53695108
What kind of utopia doesn't have nukes?

>>53694956
i think differents habitable boat/submarines/whatever would be a plus

>>53695128
No. Bad human. No pussy for you.

>>53695095
I like the algae idea. I'll chalk the science magic up to something along those lines.

Diving equipment will be convenient and unobtrusive because science magic. Basically, I'm thinking of a simple mask that goes over your mouth that takes small capsule-like things to keep the oxygen going, and also helps your body adjust to depth pressure.

>>53695182
Underwater structures will be a thing. Along with the surface level villages, there will be underwater outposts.

Submarine structures and vehicles left behind by the humans are few but highly advanced with perfected air recycling/extraction and energy sources.

Ever play Subnautica? I'm gonna be using that for some ideas.

>>53695263
>Subnautica
Oh boy i can't wait to encounter spooky sea life and run away shitless

>>53695448
Until you get your underwater death mecha that shits on everything except like two of the worst beasties.

>>53695448
>>53695469
I said some ideas, mostly just for technology.

A personal seamoth like thing sounds cool though.

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>>53694956
This sounds so fun, and the best part is there won't be any kayaks or any of their filth.

>>53695202
Is this where I should post couple hundred GBs of human/catgirl porn with sad catgirl(male) in background

>>53695775
>kayaks
>filth
What?

>>53695847
He lost his parents in a tragic boating accident.

>>53695775
Nor will there be any cat girls once I'm done with them.

>>53695869
>Wanting to genocide a superior lifeform
You chances of success are close to none you know that right?

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>>53695906
>cat girls
>superior

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>>53695869
Good luck with that, silly man.

>>53695918
>anon
>superior

>>53695946
Infinitely compared to cat girls.

>>53695869
>Cat girls notice anon is being bad.
>He gets stopped by a cat girl guardswoman.
>They don't even have an actual prison, the guards are mostly to help drunk catgirls home and fight off the occasional sea monster, so she keeps anon in her house.
>Over time, she can't help but grow infatuated with anon, and husbandos him hard.
>Everyone else allows this, because they hope the power of love will calm anon down.
And so ends the rampage of anon before it could even begin.

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>>53695986
>waifuing non-humans

>>53696004
>Waifuing
You misunderstand. You didn't waifu her. She husbandoed you. You didn't get a choice.

>>53696027
I'll love her so much she'll explode, along with the rest of her kind.

>>53696027
Are you implying he is unaffected by their relationship? Then how does it stop the killing?

>>53691088
Who was it?

>>53696055
I'm telling you that the relationship begun from her end. She'll tame him eventually, he just hasn't met her yet.

>>53695986
Aww.
I like this plus SDA's roleplay thing two days ago, with the cats talking about the scary man.

>>53695823
Probably.

>>53696076
It was literally Yahweh and it made all the other girls fake illusions and not real people so it pissed everyone off. That anon only brings it up as a form of shitposting. Which is weird since nobody cares about that CYOA anymore.

>>53696076
Yahweh, the mystery box was reveal that all other goddesses were imaginary but she thought it was funny

>>53695964
0 x infinity = 0.

>>53696104
>shitposting
More like because she is the best Goddess.

>>53696166
She's also the only real one, so she has that going for her.

>>53696125
I will never get this whole self hating thing.

>>53696166
But that's not true, anon.

>>53696088
Catgirls are shit and that will never change.

>>53696104

Please kill yourself you stupid nigger, I checked through all of the other waifus first and they were terrible so I picked the mysterybox and she was best girl

>>53696166

Great taste anon

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>>53696230
You don't have to pretend to hate catgirls to get us to post them.

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>>53696230
>not liking cats

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>>53696252
agreed

>>53696212
It's simply how it's always been. No amount of denial will change that.

>>53693699
>Day of the rope
Godbless

>>53696278
>liking shit

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>>53696104
Anon I am sorry that you never encountered concept of beings made from faith but that doesn't change the fact she's literally best girl

>>53696278

>You say as you post a dog

>>53696345
You know what a figment is?

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>>53696294
I know, I'm trying to tell him that he's wrong so he can come to terms with the truths of the universe. One step closer to enlightenment.

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>>53696319

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>>53696345

Truly best Goddess and Waifu

I always wonder how many of the doos bolt posters are actual Christians.

>>53696451
None, I'd wager.
How could you be a Christian and still go to 4chan?

>>53696483
I'm Catholic-ish and I lurk half my day around here.

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>>53696349
>nigga I'm posting smug shit

>>53696202
I don't hate myself, I just hate the kind of people who respond to a CYOA with "I murder everyone in the setting just to fuck with the author."

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>>53696546

>>53696582
Does it matter? Edgelords that try to do that shit always will end up failing

>>53696582
I'm not gonna murder everyone in the setting, nor will I do it to fuck with the author. Just kill all the non Humans and bring back Humanity.

>>53696601
>tfw no Pallas waifu

>>53696546

That isn't smug looking, It's more a look of confusion

>>53696633
Humanity is dead extinct gone vanished from the world accept it already dammit

>>53696647
I think it's meant to be kind of both

>>53696601
Cute! CUTE!

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>>53696546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwmeH6Rnj2E

>>53696669
Nope, just under the sea.

>>53696736
And part of the ecosystem.

By which I mean their bones have been nibbled clean by fish.

They dead.

>>53696736
>>53696633
Here's how the races in Catastrophe work.

The atmosphere became poisonous. It literally kills humans outright. But humans were able to save themselves by splicing in DNA from cats, dogs, foxes, etc., creaming the various cat/whatever boys and girls of the setting. Everyone in the setting IS a human or of human descent, by any sane metric.

>>53696601
I want one.

>>53696829
>>53696736

>>53696851
A trillion filthy halfbreeds aren't worth a single Human.

>>53696851
>creaming the various cat/whatever boys and girls of the setting
>creaming
Freudian slip?

>>53696991
Sure was.

>>53696930
> The Future equivalent of the Homo erectus guttered to himself.

>>53697014
Anon definitely is a fucking Homo bitching about all these cat girls.

>>53696930
Repeat after me: Warhammer 40K is not reality.

>>53697033
Only 38k years left.

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>>53697033
Warhammer 40k literally lets abhumans who are roughly 70% animal fight in the Imperial Guard, so anon is being more retardedly extreme than the Imperium is.

>>53696930
>Human
>not filthy halfbreeds
>he doesn't know

every cyoa is the same

can we just get back to posting CYOAs

>>53693705
>>53693726
I'm pretty certain that is the least-lewd, non-apathy, build I have seen for this cyoa. Congrats :)

>>53697146
Only if they're OC. I don't like repeat CYOAs because I'm a massive poofter.

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>>53697146
>complains that people don't post cyoas
>doesn't post a cyoa

>>53696930
Hi /pol/!

>>53697255
Fuck off reddit

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This doesn't actually say how many you should take so take two, I guess?

>>53697320
>bookomancy
>yanderefu
gonna go for a trip to the library

also I wanna jerk off

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These are a bit simple but people respond to long cyoas even less when bump limit is near

>>53697320
>Feral loli
>Mana recycle

>>53697320
Cash boost and never ending Saki, Gonna start a small 'brewing' business to live a quiet life with.

>>53697387
Can't you read? Saki, not sake.

>>53697426
>Saki
>>53697387
>Saki
>>53697320
>Saki

Are... you alright anon?

>>53697378
I feel like Isolation is done really badly in here. Picking it means that you will want to hide from society, but the kind of person who would wish of Isolation already wants to do that. And while this power encourages further you to do so, it doesn't actually provide any help or means to accomplish it and someone who wants to hide away from world probably doesn't rank increased smarts as that high on list of things they want.

So if you want to isolate yourself, Wealth is far superior choice.

>>53697172
Thanks mate. There were a couple of extra options I would have liked to take, but they were 2lewd.

>>53697452
Dude has a point.
It's supposed to be sake, not saki.
Saki is a kind of monkey.
…I guess an army of monkeys WOULD be cool…

>>53697320
Is there a limit to the mana pool?

>>53697553
> What does this bottle poor out?
> MONKEYS
> OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

>>53697553
>Saki is a kind of monkey.
I thought it was an anime girl who plays mahjong?

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I grew up during 90s. In Finland.

90s things we got:
Yoyos
Moonboots
Love affair with windbreaker suits that lasts to this day

90s things we didn't get:
Everything else

It's a miracle I didn't kill myself out of ennui

>>53697575
Which Saki are you talking about?

>>53697578
>I grew up during 90s
I am so sorry.

>>53697578
>1997
But I still use Winamp

>>53697320
>Go to university library
>Quaff book potion
>Go aisle to aisle, lightly running your fingers across every book

Time to break your brain and then break everyone else's brain with your vast knowledge pool.

>>53697590
The Saki that is a girl who plays/played mahjong in the nationals, with such teammates as a taco-munching midget and a large-breasted, pink-haired girl who plays like a machine and hugs a round penguin plushie.

>>53697266
>you must be reddit to dislike /pol/ faggotry
You are like WH40K fans except deluded enough to take it seriouly.
Literally edgy Chris-chans.

>>53697639
Only redditards complain about "/pol/faggotry"

>>53697654
Oh no I'm pretty sure you can be a local resident and get tired of the second worst boards constant piss leakage.

>>53697626
Ah, I understand. You're a weaboo.

>>53697682
>second worst
Please, /pol/ is nothing compared to the actual worst boards.

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>>53697654
>Only people I don't like dislike me
No, you people are pretty insufferable.

>>53697706
> The board that decided it had more in common with the bronies is not near the bottom of the barrel.

Pull of the blinders anon, look at the shitshow.

>>53697744
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>53697682
Why do you go there if you don't like it?

>>53697706
What other boards are crossboarding so hard?

>>53697735
>everyone I don't like is /pol/
You have to go back.

>>53697795
They worship an egyptian chaos god anon, I'm waiting for the inevitable day it blows up in all the worst ways.

>>53697799
You can use more than 1 board, you know.

>>53697654
Go back to polville, chris-chan.
Trumpchu and Ivankachu are waiting for you.

>>53696345
>>53696104
>>53696076
>Offers anons over 50 different waifus
>Randomly adds in a mystery box
>Said mystery box reveals to be Yahweh
>Yaweh claims all the waifus you could've picked were just part of your imagination
>Proceeds to jerk off Yaweh super hard like all Abrahamic Faiths

Was the author of the CYOA Jewish or Christian? And for what purpose would they make all other waifus invalid to jack off one specific god?

Its like they wanted the anons to throw an waifu fit.

>>53697830
I miss the days when people worshipped fucking ebola

>>53694195
I agree, the best girl.

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Maybe someone can make a catgirl version of this for that one anon.


>>53697830
Trump endorsed Le Pen and Theresa May, destroying them both. Trump is both what they wished for and what they deserve.

>>53697735
nah Anon, haven't you been paying attention? Around here "reddit" is just a blanket term used to describe anything you don't like, it doesn't have anything to do with the actual website anymore.

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>>53697864

>>53697855
>being this much of a redditard
Fuck off and stay there.

>>53697849
Not a reason to spits your propaganda everywhere and screams Reddit every time someone say something about your /pol/ opinions.

>>53697799
jumpchain? they went over to /pol/ in the first place

>>53697799

/qa/ is the worst offender, but the best one at it because nobody realizes that they're the ones going to all the boards and leaping at even the weakest justification to shitpost about /pol/.

Really though, every board crossboards. Virtually nobody locks themselves to one board only. /d/ and /tg/ alone have a massive overlap, everybody's spent at least a little time on /gif/, even /k/ fits in well enough here. I remember when CYOA threads were just a thing you sometimes saw late at night on /b/.

>>53697886
But of course, you can scream about the /pol/ boogeyman every time someone disagrees with you.

>>53697883
>Chris-chan references
>Reddit
Ow the /pol/ newfag from /r/thedonald

>>53697859
Eh, just wait till the next horrible blight breaks out in a second or third world country and is inevitably fetishized by insular board cultures.

Board culture is fucking weird man.

>>53697857
>Christian author turning Yahweh into a cute fuckable anime girl
>Jewish author even writing the word "Yahweh"

>>53697767
on april fool's day they merged a few boards, for the day, of them /mlp/ and /pol/ were combined into /mlpol/ apparently they got along swimmingly and found common ground or something.

>>53697910
>>53697826

>>53697924
Ah, seems we can blame the evangelicals.

>>53697857
That is what you get for having shit taste.

>>53697925
I hate /pol/ but I'm not going to lie : /pol/tards fucked off that day and it was almost only horsefuckers jocking about nazi ponies and a few triggered /pol/tards reeeing.

>>53697925
According to who?

>>53697971
>/pol/ got better when /pol/ leaved
A suprise to no one

>>53697993
Do you really think anyone wants to be anywhere near horsefuckers?

>>53697925
>>53697971
Based on various horrors of internet threads, there's substantial amount of fascist/white supremacist pony stuff. I don't know what kinda person would watch a cartoon aimed at little girls about magic of friendship and working together and decide that yes, this is perfect message about killing all brown people.

>>53698008
Meh, I would take them over /pol/.

>>53698035
Just another reason to kill yourself.

You anti-/pol/ pukes don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, so it's not at all surprising that you don't understand what /pol/ genuinely believes in.

>>53698019
Well considering there are people who believe the crap sciencetology pushes I can see someone making a connection somehow.

>>53698087
Alright I'll bite. What do they believe then?

>>53698019
It's like the true weebs on /pol/ and white supremacists sites (not the meme term for everyone liking japanase stuff) with an actual asian fetish.
/pol/acks also tend to hold /r9k/ and MGTOW in comtempt for being betas and race traitors by "swearing off" women but a lot of them kinda fill their own definition of beta and if you ask /pol/acks why they are not married with children, a lot of them will say that (almost) all western women are shit....which is generally the same belief the actual MGTOWs have.

>>53698087
/pol/ could be actually right and all that it does and says be absolute truth but i still won't be able to stand them

What does this have to do with CYOAs?