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Previous Thread: >>53627458

"Good times and happy days for all anons and tripusers" edition. We can make a good thread, I believe in all of you.
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To tide us over until ZBG blesses us with his high-grade waifus.
Hope you enjoy!
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>>53639016
2/4
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>>53639035
3/4
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Still waiting on that new genie to come through.
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>>53639063
And the mystery box.
Can be taken as your second choice.
4/4
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>>53639088
hope is the first step on the road to disappointment
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>>53639100
You must never abandon hope anon
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I'm new to the cyoa genre. What would you recommend me? No lewd
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>>53639016
I really like this. I expected this to be some joke cyoa, but the characters actually interest me.
Short question: I assume this is supposed to take place in the here and now?

>>53639239
If by no lewd you mean 'no waifus' I recommend you look into some of the older ones.
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>>53639239
I recommend that new one above you because why not?
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>>53639239
Here's one where you get to be a dragon.
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>>53639016
But I am an atheist. That baptism doesn't count anymore.
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>>53639239
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>>53639263
>I assume this is supposed to take place in the here and now?
I actually joked with ZBG about that.
"Mr. Crusader man, I'll gladly take a waifu, but how the fuck did you get in my room?"
So yeah. Takes place the second you read it.
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>>53639269
Cool!
>>53639016
But it's lewd!
>>53639263
Yeah I meant no waifus or magical realm stuff. I will pick the archive
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>>53639016
Why do i always choose the mystery box? fuck i will take qarinah as second choice and try to cuddle my guilt away
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>>53639269
Here's one where you're half dragon (1/3)
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>>53639090
Is this supposed to be bad?
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>>53639296
Shut up and pick a demon, nerd.
>>53639316
It's not lewd. You adopt a demon to make pure.
>>53639319
Enjoy your planet, my king.
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>>53639301
Also get someone to post The Village

>>53639303
I'm somewhat concerned about the crusader taking detour to assend of Finland on his way to the holy city.
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>>53639333
Not really no. I like the mystery box to be unexpected, but ok.
>>53639336
Maybe your town makes a specific food he really likes? His travels take him everywhere.
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>https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Setting:CATastrophe/Bestiary
Should I just turn this thing into a full blown adventure CYOA? I mean, a small scale CYOA still, but something beyond "pick a waifu who makes you feel self-conscious". Something about adventuring into the depths and uncovering artifacts.

I'm never gonna finish Audit.
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>>53639336
Wow my uploads are going slow today. (2/3)
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>>53639063
>you can take 2 demons
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>>53639016
>maui thai

New hawaiian martial art lol
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>>53639382
(3/3)
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>>53639334
Reminder that nowhere in the bible does it say you can't marry a demon.

Double reminder that God encourages married couples to have a ton of sex all the time, the puritans were tards.
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>>53639372
Please do! ^^
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>>53639401
Son of a bitch.
I'm leaving it in.
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>>53639372
>Peckers
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>>53639440
>^^
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>>53639372
YES!
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>>53639401
> New hawaiian martial art lol
I'm picturing something involving grass skirts and odd weapons.
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>>53639467
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>>53639332
RIP
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>>53639372
It would be a nice cyoa if you made it but it is not like i can force you to make it
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>>53639480
Now that you mention it, it could actually be pretty cool
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>>53639372
>but something beyond "pick a waifu who makes you feel self-conscious"
I take it you would still want to do that? If so, I would recommend the requirements to be something that can't actively be failed, but forces you to do something. Otherwise I think that the harsher requirements are just going to seem like a gamble as to whether you can uphold the conditions, which I don't think is going to be really effective.
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>>53639372
That honestly sounds like pretty cool idea
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>>53639016
Ok I can't decide, who goes best with Hecate?
The best synergy her With out overlapping to much... I'm thinking maybe Empusa, Angelic powers may help survive the training?
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>>53639372
If there will be cute lolis then sure.
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>>53639757
If you want raw power, I'd suggest Sor or Yuki.
Knowledge to aid in conquering? Nimue.
Easier time training and staying alive? Pandora.
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>>53639744
It was never going to be blatantly "you must lose weight to befriend this cat", just that she prefers healthy lifestyles and would likely help you work your way towards being a cat-adventurer with her and her party. I mean, in this setting, there's going to be a lot of activity, swimming around. You have to be fit.

Also thinking of other "constraints", such as them needing your intelligence to help decipher the remains of human civilization, having the willpower to get off your ass and learn how they do things in their society, getting a job, etc. The overall tone is probably going to be loyal to whatever the setting's intended. So, comfy.

I'm doing art scouting now. I really want expressive images as opposed to your standard fetish bait (which is like 90% of catgirl art), but a lot of nip artists suck at facial expressions.
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>>53639016
>>53639035
>>53639063

Which one would love me?
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>>53639802
I had similar thoughts, Hecate I think gives me plenty of power.
Knowledge Can help greatly in every thing of course, Though In all likely hood i'll end up dead or insane do to a lack of self control when it comes to the questions...
I considered Pandora wilst she will make training easier in at-least getting me in shape and good health, But can she relay help me survive the more serious things like broken bones?
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>>53639960
Jezebeth and Iezabel
Expect three ways and a happy family with demon babies.
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>>53639972
She studies health, so I'd say she can patch you up as well as a sport-side nurse.
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>>53640088
We only do it to see you spaz out anon.
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>>53640088
I'm just waiting for more metal.
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>>53639960
Take the mystery box and be loved by the legions of hell.
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>>53640088
Waifus>Fresh air
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>>53639016
>>53640023
Hecate The Conqueror And Pandora The Kingmaker it is then, There titles certainly go together.
Now then do I try to take over the world or just start a small kingdom to return to between vacations?
>>53640088
I'm just using my imagination and having a good time. Replace that twig with a dildo and try it.
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>>53640260
She won't stop nagging you until you conquer the world.
If you took the mystery box with her it would already be done.
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>>53639372
as a human or catperson?
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>>53638943
>>53638973
Vows
>Vow of Purity
>Vow of Hygine
>Vow of Fitness
>Vow of Devotion
>Vow of Kindness
>Vow of Wealth
>Vow of Effort
>Vow of Health
>Vow of Fate
>Vow of Truth
>Vow of Fortune
>Vow of Stability

Spirit Avatar
>Surreal Avatar

Natures
>Naughty
>Kind
>Playful
>Hardy
>Passionate
She'll be playful, mischievous, and lighthearted, while also not being overly sensitive.

Body Modifications
>Atypical height (8 times)
This will make her about 100 feet tall

Mind Modifications
>2 Intellect
>3 fetishism (giantess)
>3 hobbyist (vidya, aviation, roleplaying)

Soul Modifications
>4 Charisma
>3 Magic (enchantment, size, animation)
>Otherworldy soul (foxgirl)
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>>53640229
You are a sad individual
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>>53640088
I'm not a fat desperate manchild! I'm underweight!
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>>53640320
Originally I was just gonna have it as "you are suddenly in CATastrophe", but I dunno anymore.

Should I keep you guys as hyumins or are you cat people now?
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>>53640317
Damn, the world it is then...
I wouldn't feel like i earned it, and wouldn't her training be pointless?
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>>53640404
That just leaves you with 'desperate' and 'manchild'
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>>53639870
If you want this to be comfy, I just really think you have to be really careful with the framing of the requirements. A lot of people here tend to be quite risk averse and
Something like 'you will have to get/be fit enough to keep up' can still be failed and is also quite unpredictable, because it's impossible to know how attainable this is. 'You will be forced to get fit because of the physical work you will do', would be a better spin on it, while still having the requirement of getting fit.
The same goes for something like deciphering ruins. Especially because it's set in another world, so it's hard to estimate what one is capable of.
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>>53640413
maybe have options for varying points
"cat people", "human who's somehow immune to the air", and "human wearing a filter mask that would cause extreme pain were it pulled off"
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>>53640418
Pretty much. But then you'd be the demon king with really good sword skills.
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>>53639016
>>53639035
>>53639063
Pandora and Jezebeth. Perfect synergy, and both of them seem like they'll be reasonably easy conversion cases. Even if not, we're going to have all kinds of fun adventures.

>>53639090
I never take the box when the CYOA actively tells me not to. Then again, it looks like some people still bit it anyway.
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>>53640413
Human male is always best option
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>>53639802
>If you want raw power, I'd suggest Sor or Yuki
>not Harbinger
Nigga
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>>53640413
Give a choice. Either you're a human or you've been modified in your sleep.
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Who is the creator/author of slavemaster CYOA?
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>>53640532
As if I'd give away the mystery box.
It's a mystery.
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>>53639506
Favorite CYOA in awhile.
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>>53639480
Nah dude Kapu Kuialua is already the coolest fucking Hawaiian martial art, it's focused on breaking bones and joint locks.
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>>53640445
Which would you recommend for big guys?
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Did some art scouting. Had to wade through a lot of gay shit to get some acceptable catboy art but I think I have what I need.

>>53640434
>You will be forced to get fit because of the physical work you will do
That's an easy way to approach it. I also don't really care if people are too risk averse, I'm designing it so that people with leveled heads can find it overall enjoyable. Wording will be key for this, I suppose.

>Especially because it's set in another world
Ours, actually. Our civilization as we know it is their progenitors; I'm gonna have them treat "us" as the cliched ancient advanced civilization they know little about.

I will have the level of the "ancient" technology be somewhat advanced from today, though. Things like cultured meat, primitive AI, and maybe even biomechanics.

>>53640445
>>53640539
Might go something along this route.
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>>53640815
>Had to wade through a lot of gay shit
Welcome to the internet. It's all gay shit.
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>>53640815
Damnit, now you got me thinking about a group of cyberpunk catgirls with strange progenitor devices grafted to their adorable bodies. How did that happen?
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>>53640815
Absolutely nobody wants to do physical labor though.
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>>53640893
>he's never gone out and dug a hole and planted something in it
get good
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>>53640927
I have. It's not fun, but that's not what I meant with physical labor either if you're talking gardening here.

If you mean straight up farming, my grandfather was a farmer, so I know that shit is backbreaking and miserable work.
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>>53640815
I don't care about changing myself for others so I'll probably just make a fishing rod or try and figure out bow hunting and live on the outskirts of whatever nearby city.

Wouldn't wanna be friends with someone who expects me to change anyway.
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>>53640962
>bow hunting and live on the outskirts of whatever nearby city
Not much of an outskirts, though.

Unless you know how to swim.

>>53640893
That's fine. You're free to live on their floating towns as you please, but I'm not going to reward freeloaders.

In fact, the most fun stuff are for those who are up for adventure.
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>>53641165
>In fact, the most fun stuff are for those who are up for adventure.
>up for adventure
Where the hell do you think you are, /CYOA/?

Nah, in all seriousness, I approve of this message. Punish the lazy, give waifus only to those willing to earn them.
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>>53641201
Hey now, sonny Jim. We don't use the W word around these parts.
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>>53640088
Just where do you think you are?
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>>53641165
>In fact, the most fun stuff are for those who are up for adventure.
We're not getting any special abilities or anything, are we? I like adventure, but I'm also realistic enough to understand that I probably wouldn't survive an actual adventure. And no, that's not being self-conscious.
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Figured I should ask this general, but do you guys consider ki to be a form of magic or just magic in general? Like, the eastern idea of ki in martial arts and whatnot.
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>>53641165
If it's anything like, say, Hawaii, there's plenty of space to hunt wild pigs and the like. And I also said fishing, I know how to fish decently well so that won't be an issue for me.
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>>53641331
There aren't many dangers apart from the natural. At most I'll give you stuff like magic coffee or something, and also probably some sort of way to survive the high-pressure of the depths.

Their surface sea-structures are relatively secure and safe to live in on the sea, but they also probably have basic vehicles to get you started on the adventuring, like electric-powered submarines. Even so, you're still in for a lot of swimming and walking/running (inside of abandoned, under-sea structures, etc). Also, some potential fighting against minor threats.

Either way, don't expect to get through the more adventurous stuff if you're not willing to become fit. I wouldn't feel comfortable going on a spelunk with a fat guy slowing us down.

>>53641408
Ground is very rare, if there are any at all. Even so, the CYOA will start you off in one of their water towns.

I'm basing the setting off of this:
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Setting:CATastrophe

Fishing is a valuable contribution, though.
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>>53641569
>Contribution
Fuck that commie bullshit. I'm fishing to eat, not to donate it to the state.
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>>53641569
Not sure I'd call giant krakens natural.
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>>53639016
>>53639035
>Ardat Lili
Giant tity succubus that can help me shapeshift, but I'm encouraged to wait until marriage?
This is literally perfect for me.
>Mara
She's got a super useful ability. Get a bunch of free stuff, fine by me.

Good cyoa, I reeeaaally like Ardat Lili. She couldn't be much more perfect for me.
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What are some good slice of life CYOA's
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>>53641596
That's fine, too. Judging by your attitude, you'll just be known as the guy who fishes, eats, sleeps, and hates everyone.

>>53641616
There won't be anything of that scale, but you'll encounter some phenomenon the deeper you go.

Basically, the likeable people will be rewarded in this CYOA, cause another thing I'm going to promote is camaraderie.
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>>53641819
Keep pushing me and I'll overthrow the government to instate democracy. Because fuck this commie shit.
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>>53641819
Hooray! Camaraderie! Also deep sea exploration I hope, because we know so little about the ocean floor. Albeit, peaceful exploration, I don't plan on going places where there's tons of creatures who will attack without provocation.
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>>53641846
>mommy, who's the crazy screemy man?
>don't look at him, kittens, just keep walking
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>>53640413
>>53640445
>>53640801
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>>53641846
Fucking randians.
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>>53641846
>"Oh hey, did you manage to talk to Anon, yet?"
>"N... no. He just told me to 'fuck off' and stuck up his middle finger at me again. What gives?"
>"Oh... these earless are strange. He must be in shock after waking up."
>"Yeah, I guess. It's been two weeks, though. He called me a... a commie? I feel so helpless."
>"Don't blame yourself, Lulutsu. You've seen the sorta stuff they've created."
>"Mm... yeah. I just don't know what to do."
>"Why don't we give him some head pats? That always cheers me up!"
>"Oh! Yeah! Let's do it!"
-Phone conversation between two kemomimi citizens before the June 2419 Catorough Town massacre

>>53641908
Whole world's flooded. Your ground level now is going to be their "ocean floor", and our ocean floor will be their abyss. And our abyss will be their fhtagn.

But seriously it's just gonna be mostly SoL with the option of going undersea to explore human ruins.
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>>53641569
>There aren't many dangers apart from the natural
That's exactly what I was worried about. I think it's pretty easy to underestimate natural dangers. I consider myself pretty fit and have done both some urban exploration as well as sailing (and almost died doing the latter) and that kind of adventuring just sounds like it would have a really high turnover rate. Though if you're fine with glossing over that bad luck can potentially be deadly, it's probably alright. It's just that it really doesn't fit my idea of comfy, though I may just be somewhat overwary.
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Did the genie gallery a few threads back ever get finished?
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>>53642038
>Though if you're fine with glossing over that bad luck
Don't worry, I know mother nature is a fucking bitch always on her period, but despite the underlying melancholy of the whole thing, it's going to be comfy and tame.

This is just an excuse to live with and potentially adventure with catgirls. Just don't be fat.
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>>53642067
Please do me a favour and include something rather reliable to avoid death by drowning.
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>>53632666

Slow, but going
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>>53641912
>Implying children are allowed to know their mothers in SDA's kibbutz-like dream society.
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>>53642099
Just don't be fat.
Or be fat and hope the fat gets you to the surface.
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>>53642034
Can I massacre cat people too? My name is Billy and I think it would be super duper neat if I ripped the lives out of countless catgirls. Thank you very much, mister.

Bye, bye!
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>>53642067
>some potential fighting against minor threats
>it's going to be comfy and tame
What kind of life do you live.


No, I'm not fat.
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>>53642122
Knowing your own mother instills too much individuality, otherwise known as the plague of snowflakeism. The state will ensure all actual needs are taken care of, while decadent wants such as personal identity or opinions will be stomped out like the diseases they are.
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>>53640893
I do...
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>>53639372
I know one of the people lurking in the CYOA discord has a very developed CATastrophe campaign setting actually if you wanted to mine someone for details.

The one with the sheep icon.
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>>53639372
jumpchain did it first
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>>53642165
You still have to make your contributions, of course. Dear Leader SDA is very insistent on that point. From each according to his ability, to each according to his need, Comrade.
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>>53642067
I hope you realize that Catastrophe isn't just cat girls, there are dog, bear, fox, and bunny girls too off the top of my head. Might be more or not, don't remember.
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>>53642183
t. robot
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>>53642196
And?
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>>53640815
>Catboys
Oh boy time to purge
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>>53642188
I bet it's edgy.
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>>53642231
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>>53642199
>your contributions
"Your" contributions? The tone of this statement does not appear to meet communally approved standards, comrade.
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>>53642248
I am making my contribution by informing our little comrades here as to what's expected of them.
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>>53642067
>mother nature is a fucking bitch always on her period
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>>53642099
Yes, of course. See >>53641569

I think for diving, I will have a focus on some special diving gear that's far beyond what we have today. A diving mask that essentially lets you breathe underwater for hours without needing a huge oxygen tank, for example (but maybe needs tiny capsules to keep going; something less intrusive but something you nonetheless have to pay some mind to).

>>53642126
Isn't fat buoyant? For awhile, at least.

>>53642143
As an author of this setting, sure. I mean, if that's what you need to do to get satisfaction out of it.

>>53642161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6exEV_Qrs0

>>53642188
I wouldn't mind that, but I think I have an idea of the setting I'm going to build already.

>>53642196
We'll do it better :^)

>>53642221
I know, but I'm considering keeping it just cats for the CYOA. At least for the immediate town you start off in, but I won't elude nor deny towards other species.
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>>53641819
>the likeable people will be rewarded
Considering who's making it, I wouldn't trust the CYOA to have a remotely accurate idea of what makes a person generally likable.

>cause another thing I'm going to promote is camaraderie.
Wiser people have utterly failed at this. Helping corporations do it is a billion dollar industry and a lot of the practitioners are sociological snake oil salesmen who still get work because they're the best thing there is for it. What makes you think a CYOA can even come close to success here?
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>>53641819
>the likeable people
What about the likeable people who like anal?
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>>53642231
If you're in a position to purge SDA, by all means do so. It'd be a mercy, really.
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Hey SDA can you make some human villains in this CYOA who bitch about communism and are responsible for global warming causing humans to go extinct so I can feed these assholes to sharks?
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>>53640413
I WANT BE QT CATGIRL!
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>>53642324
>an author of this setting
>implying you've been around anywhere near long enough to hold claim to that descriptor

>We'll do it better :^)
Considering the settings you've ACTUALLY authored, I wouldn't count on it.
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>>53642368
I want to be a cute catgirl (catboy)!
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>>53642366
Why do you support cat communism?
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>>53642392
It's catgirl(male) you stoner.
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>>53642429
>fwoosh
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>>53642324
This Sylvia woman is incredibly unscientific if she treats fishing as some kind of 'unnatural theft' compared to animal predation.
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>>53642392
>wanting to be That Guy
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>>53642472
Who the fuck puts a giant wax seal on their chest?
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>>53642352
I don't want to purge him, unless he's a non human male, in which case I'll gladly do it.
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>>53642324
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6exEV_Qrs0
Well, I guess that's technically a fight. "Fighting against minor threats" normally evokes a more 'combat' orientated image though. Definitely more comfy than actually fighting to the death with fish though.
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>>53642381
You haven't seen the Jumpchain version.
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>>53639301

>Time Kidnapped
>Exploration
>comfy
>ship's choice
>Deredere
>Digital Uplink
>game focus
>ship grown
>Xeno (Alien) Focus
>ship
>>53639336
>Edge of Space
>long Sight
>Target Practice
>Worth analysis
>The Mirror
>Painted Sun
>The Last Piece
>living planet
>Conan in Space
>Sun Eaters
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>>53642338
>Wiser people have utterly failed at this.
You must be one of these wiser people, then. Teach me your ways, anon.

>>53642381
>I wouldn't count on it
Did I touch a nerve?

>>53642366
Hyumin beans are no longer.

People like this >>53641846 will probably just shut themselves away from society and live a miserable life, though.

>>53642495
>Definitely more comfy than actually fighting to the death with fish though.
Does hunting count as fighting to death?
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>>53639016
You really shouldn't have posted this at the beginning of the thread. Nice work though.
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>>53642420
Because the filthy dog capitalists need to be brought to heel.
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>>53642534
>Does hunting count as fighting to death?
If the fish doesn't actually have a chance of killing you, I don't think so.
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>>53642534
I don't even hate catgirls, I just hate communism like everyone does.
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remember kids
communism is the future of all nations

there is no escape
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>>53642534
Wait, I thought in your new CYOA we are a human who was awoken from cold storage?
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>>53642570
There is no future with communism.
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>>53642570
>implying I'm not gonna liberate the fuck out of those commie bastards
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>>53642534
>Does hunting count as fighting to death?

Depends what are we hunting?
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>>53642534
>You must be one of these wiser people, then. Teach me your ways, anon.
I think he's just talking about society in general.
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>>53642538
Posting OC at the beginning is usually fine, he just did it right before a SDA faggot shitstorm.
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>>53642570
>this is what communists actually believe
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>>53642584
>>53642592
>>53642639
be happy with your greed while you still can
youll be lucky if your kin are allowed to stay in the new mega-kibbutz
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Posting OC at the beginning of the thread is the correct way of posting OC.
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>>53642570
Communism doesn't work, but a semi-capitalist society with strong social support can.
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>>53642534
Do you seriously think that there's nobody in the world wiser than you, you sarcastic shit?
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>>53642570
>implying any nation on earth will ever reach the ideal level of capitalism needed to transition into a communist state.
>implying human greed will disappear leaving us as mostly ambitionless husks. This would slowly begin the retrograde of social evolution because some neet couldn't be bothered to apply himself and play the system
>Implying all reds shouldn't be dead
Nice bait all the same tho
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I want to make a CYOA, but I just can't seem to decide what I want to make it about/collect my thoughts. Any tips?
One idea I had was space opera waifu operator squad, and you get to deck them out with gear and shit, but I'm constantly afraid that everything has been done before.
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>>53642570
Yeah, how's it going for you these days, Maduro?
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>>53642472
>I gave a letter to the postman
>He put it in his sack
>Bright and early next morning
>He brought my letter back
>She wrote upon it:
>Return to sender, address unknown
>No such number, no such zone
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>>53639016
Having trouble deciding between Qarinah and Nimue. I enjoy cuddly quiet girls.
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>>53639016
Sor-Nir and Nimue are my choices. Opposites, but the most fun.
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>>53642819
Space Pirate CYOA where you are in the middle of a space opera esque conflict.
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>>53642718
communism on a small scale can work. Look at jew kibbutz.
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>>53642481
Some people are into melting hot wax on their chest. I assume it's a fetish thing.
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>>53642819
Waifu battle-sister CYOA.

You and 150 other lucky /k/ommandos have been selected to fight in the Sacred Band of Waifus. Each of you will get ONE waifu who will fight with you for the rest of the war, until you or her (or both of you) are dead.

Pick her looks, her personality, and her skills. Do you want a yandere thicc girl with excellent marksmanship? Or perhaps a tsundere loli with medical training? You decide, and make your choice wisely, for she will likely be the last face you see before you die.
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>>53642823
no recall no problem
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>>53642552
There's always a change it might swim up your swimming trunks and into your urethra.

That probably won't kill you but I know some fish in the amazon do that shit.

>>53642577
Probably. I haven't decided on how the beginning will go; I'm trying to focus more on fleshing everything out and getting appropriate art first. From then, I'll have a more solid direction.

>>53642602
I haven't decided on what you'll meet in the depths, but I mean, beyond sharks and security machines in abandoned facilities you may discover, I don't really think there's gonna be much. You're gonna be able to arm yourself with some weaponry, though.

>>53642618
My point is that an analogy of trying to get your enterprise's employees to get along doesn't really translate well to writing a few CYOA characters.

>>53642557
I don't like communism either.

>>53642810
Nope. Obviously not.

I am, after all, the eggo man.
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>>53642883
>change
chance
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>>53642883
Always good to see someone working in photoshop-

>The placeholder text
Goddamnit, I don't know why, but seeing that phrase always bothers me.
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>>53642917
>seeing that phrase always bothers me
I'm glad I'm not the only one, but short of bullshitting up 200 words, it's helpful to have.
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>>53642819
Just because it's been done before doesn't mean it's not worth doing again. The hardest part is always starting a cyoa once you past that hurtle you'll be golden. Look forward to playing it!
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>>53642819
Join the discord, we give actual advice
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>>53642819
Derelict spacecraft searcher/scavenger, where you choose between methods of searching/scavenging from stuff like a squad of robots that you control from your ship to yourself entering the vessel and other options in between, each giving you points based on danger.
you choose what dangers you normally face, giving you a mysterious and a general uneasiness when you realise that every ship you come across usually has the same fate.
The plot thickens when the harder in difficulty ships have less corrupted logs that reveal that something terribly terribly wrong is happening.
Duskers, the cyoa.
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>>53642883
>I don't like communism either.
Then why are the cat girls communists?
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>>53642999
Because you touch yourself at night.
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>>53643039
>at night
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>>53642875
>Waifu Generator and forced to fight in a war
Mmm sounds good!
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>>53643039
Who the fuck is touching themselves when there's all these cat girls around?
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>>53642866
Which is basically the CATastrophe world, to my understanding. Small societies coexisting among other small societies, brought together by their desire for parties.
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>>53642819
>>53642875
This sounds amazing. Some similar things have been done, but nothing quite like it.
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>>53643059
You're always touching yourself, anon. Between your skin, flesh, bones, blood, organs and other various organic tissue that is you, you are always touching yourself, regardless of the time of day!
You disgusting degenerate
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>>53643068
Exactly it's not a giant soviet fucking union in the water.
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>>53642953
Is that sort of thing allowed? Not him, but I've been lurking the discord for a bit and would feel awkward intruding with stupid newfag questions.
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>>53642862
>>53642875
>>53642986
>>53642953
>>53643080

Thanks for the advice and support; I guess I'll start looking for pictures tonight
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>>53643111
Go right ahead, so long as you aren't interrupting anything people tend to answer questions
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This is the greatest thread I've seen in weeks.
I can't focus on writing waifus because I'm laughing too hard.
Stop making me imagine a slice of life anime exclusively centered around cute catgirls trying to befriend the grumpy, antisocial human who lives on the outskirts of town and never smiles.
Don't stop. I haven't smiled this much in weeks.
>>53639016
Yay! It's done!
Fuck! Now I have to actually pick!
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>>53643289
>Stop making me imagine a slice of life anime exclusively centered around cute catgirls trying to befriend the grumpy, antisocial human who lives on the outskirts of town and never smiles.
That's precisely what I imagined as well.
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>>53643289
>>53643302
This isn't even the first time you guys have turned my posts into some scenario like this. Seems to happen a lot.
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>>53643289
Sauce on the laughing man now ZBG. It is your payment for demon waifu.
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>>53643289
>Stop making me imagine a slice of life anime exclusively centered around cute catgirls trying to befriend the grumpy, antisocial human who lives on the outskirts of town and never smiles.
>Don't stop. I haven't smiled this much in weeks.
A long time ago, there was a thread about the comfiest /tg/ setting possible, and one of the NPCs was a refugee from a grimdark setting who couldn't handle how friendly everything was. If I ever manage to finish this cyoa I would want to make that setting into something playable.
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>>53643347
It's some guy from a volleyball anime called Haikyuu.
I haven't watched it myself because I don't really like shonen or sports anime in general.
Also my little sister likes it, so there's probably at least some homoerotic subtext involved or she'd stop talking about it.
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Nimue and Empusa. Nimue because she seems like good company, and because I don't mind a broken dove to play with. Empusa because consuming souls seems like a nice power, and a motivated and (it seems) skilled businesswoman is an asset independent of other concerns. Plus, if I'm fused with enough souls, I could perhaps ask Nimue about the nature of God without being immediately destroyed by that knowledge. Mara could be useful for a lot more than money, but the most important things can be emulated with great care since I'm not well known to begin with.
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>>53642366
If I ran a CATastrophe campaign, the true villain of the setting would be a catgirl who had rediscovered the Mighty Business Secrets of the Earless, and was busy enacting a master plan to force all the kemomimi to quit lazing around all day and get real jobs. The kind where you worry about sales and production quotas and meetings and dress codes.

Is it just me, or does CATastrophe go really well with the Beach Boys?
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>>53640088
Because for some reason waifufags at least still create contents while the others just complains about waifus.
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>>53643468
I want to somehow put an emphasis on how one thing they like to recover from our ruins is our music, since they adore it. Not sure how I'm gonna do that, though.

I think I'm going to rely on the art to capture the atmosphere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcctCy8KN-w
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>>53643834
Our music is shit though. I'd probably go on a rampage myself if all these cat girls are blaring Miley Cyrus.
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It's getting a little bizzare in here.

JoJos and BroJos pair up against Villains and make a plot good enough to pitch. Lets go!
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>>53639437
>>53639382
>>53639332
>>53639523
RIP indeed.

Timeless 2 (8/30)
Magic 2 (16/30)
Form Sculpting 2 (18/30)
Elemental Affinity: Variable- Cycle set of 5 foci, Chaos, Nature, Order, Balance and Void. 2 (20/30)
Dragon Grace 2 (26/30)
Form Change (28/30)
Senses (30/30)

Xiu Chang seems pretty chill.
>Suddenly Assassin subplot.
Okay this was not what I expected from the worldly traveler setup but w/e. Guess I'll set up different wards and stuff-oh wait you're probably a better mage than me. Maybe form--change for body-double duplicity?
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>>53643867
>Our music is shit though
Don't worry, anon. As our genetically-engineered children, we left them with good taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBOVkptjJhE
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>>53642481
>That Man
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>>53639425
>>53639452
Might as well post an actual build for this. Been enjoying it for so long but never sat down to actually make a proper build.

>Origin
Michael Evans
Male
The Now; Watcher

>Skills, Perks & Traits
High Tech Understanding, Common Ethereal Manipulation, Driver, Airborne, Thoughtless, Martial Training, Tactition, Mathematical Genius, Frontliner (Home Guard)

>Equipment
Possessed Warrior Monk Robes, Power Fist (Internal Weaponry Module) (Home Guard Stun Mod), Bolter Pistol, Limb Replacement x4, Hover Car, Soul Tap, Psychic Paper, Multiversal Timekeeper, Universal Traveller Markers, Glepnir Chain, MagiblocTM Coinage, Mathery Travellers Encyclopedia, Standard Breather, Omni Camping Equipment

>Little Things
Anon’s Bizarre Adventure, Forever Alone, Can't Wake Up Inside, Wrath

>Companions
Jack Churchill, Captain Grahm, Willmond Koch, Fuego Rojo, Albus Sirena Resdali

>Home District
Teseract

>Hubworld
Homelander

>Panic Button
The Polyp

A retired racer with the ability to create forcefields, has been augmented to improve his driving performance. He now spends his days running a taxi service for travellers along with his ghostly sidekick.
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>>53639434
Ashen Tiger
P: Mid
T: Mid
S: X-high (SB)
I: High (SB)

Strong Bond
Nemesis (Lucy Harpford)

Companions
Grasken
Grail

The Grand Joust

Fuck you Lucy, that's some bad mojo you're fucking with and I'm gonna FUCK YOU UP.
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>>53643997
I hope we left some Mr. Bungle lying around the bottom of their oceans somewhere. Cute catgirls or not, I don't know if I'm ready to live in a world where I'll never hear Mike Patton again...
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>>53642107
Excelent!
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>>53643883
Joules “JoJo” Journey.
Just your average weed head until he got in the crossfire of a gang war. He's not gonna stop until he gets payback from both sides.
>「Green Tambourine」
Smoke Manipulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Smoke_Manipulation
Destructive Power: B
Speed: A
Range: B
Durability: E
Precision: B
Learning: B

Durability isn’t a factor when my stand is made of pure smoke. Learning allows the smoke to act on it’s own to protect and attack, but with my creativity I can do impossible things. By increasing the density of the smoke I can blast rockets, conceal myself, and even heal my wounds through smoke magic. I can use any smoke to power up, but I can summon enough of my own for a fight.

>Exactly the same
>JoJo
>Do you even pose?
>Animal Mascot

South American Bushmaster named Butch
>「 Weeping Willow」
Xylokinetic Combat
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Xylokinetic_Combat
Destructive Power: A
Speed: A
Range: B
Durability: C
Precision: B
Learning: D
My pet snake. Clever and defensive of it’s master, it use vines and branches to try and ensnare foes.
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>>53639332
Looks good! I originally thought 30 points was pretty generous, but it looks more balanced in practice.

I'm going with:
Timeless+Dragonhide+Strength (21): The Standard Immortality Suite
Affinity (23): I'm taking stasis as a concept. Because you can ruin things with conceptual powers by arguing that X is covered under your concept.
Complete Form (30): 6 Hours is plenty to use powers. Kinda imbalanced maybe, since it gives boosts to everything.

Roomie: Emma or Sandra, preferably sandra would be my primary choice, but after checking everyone's problems, I'd have to go with Ira.

Problem: We fix Ira's issue first, then putter about from there. The easiest solution is negotiate with the witch. Maybe have Joyce mold the witch or something to get her to stop. And fix Ira.
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>>53643883
You posted the older version, familam.
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>>53645279
Stand Name:
>The Best of You
Stats:
>Destructive Power: D
>Speed: B
>Range: E
>Durability: A
>Precision: A
>Developmental Potential: A
Power:
>Soul Transferal: The user is able to transfer the souls of themselves or others into other vessels, ranging from other living beings to inanimate objects.
Surroundings:
>Exactly the Same
>Average Joe
>Plot Armour x2
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>>53643140
>>53642875

If you're looking for pics of operator waifus, I've uploaded my collection before. 600 pics of waifus in wargear, you're bound to find something useful in there:
https://mega.nz/#!mkJ2RaLS!Nif4guXXwz5reyl6BTnRoPTD_TU3Aq_FaEsdAXWFl18
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>>53639332
Earth element.

First level of form change, to maintain the ability to blend in among normal humans. (2)
Immortality because yes. (8/10)
Regeneration (7/17) because together with immortality, I last forever.
Was gonna do form sculpting until I saw it was a one-time thing. If it can't be used to change myself according to my will, then it's only good for attaining physical majesty. And that can be done the old-fashioned way.
Magic seems the most useful ability since it's very open-ended. Magic to obscure my presence is the top priority. I can do a lot of that through mundane means, but if adventurers have some eldritch method of discerning draconism, I need to inhibit that. (8/25)
You know, with five points remaining I'll upgrade Form Change. I'd like strength and grace and better wings, but those mostly serve the purpose of a bugout option in case of adventurer, and a full dragon form does that too.

So, I'll live normally in human form most of the time, making use of Timeless and switching to half dragon form to work my secret sorceries. After I master the methods of seclusion, I'll turn to magically improving myself. In time I hope to purify my bloodline to the point that I become a true dragon, and further yet, taking each of these draconic abilities to their greatest strength.
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>>53645831

>>53639382
Oh, and there's more.
I don't really want a room mate, it's not like I don't have anywhere to live even if she destroyed one place. But it could be nice to meet someone. Sandra's cute, but her strengths don't complement mine well. Xiu teaches magic which I could use. Joyce reads like a pandering option. I'll accept her objections, I suppose, but still be a bit flirty with her. Hopefully I can meet all her friends. And Sandra... Is she really down for a random room mate just because her friend wants to do someone a favor? She does seem really nice to be around. But I like spicy food and can't eat bread. Well, maybe it's worth a try, make things work. I reckon I can study from Xiu even if I don't live with her.

>>53639437
Girl, I had a place to stay. What kind of person has no family or contacts, no fall-back? Hell, the way the weather's been, I could live at home even with the house trashed, and just sleep under the stars until I get it fixed up.

If I'm gonna kip up with Sandra (and she does have a nice place) it makes sense that I ought to help her. That's a good thing to help with anyway. I do know how to cook, but not bake (they aren't the same thing) so I'll just see what I can do.

I'm pretty resistant to death if I go dragon-form, so I can help out Xiu a bit. Not super committed to the other problems but if they ask me, I'll do what I can.
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>>53643433
>little sister

I hope you have hit that.
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>>53640323
Why not make her fetish micromen?
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>>53637579
>>53637758
It might seem weird... But I'd decline the offer (but probably still take the Vow of Hygeine (since I do that already), Purity, and Kindness.

I just feel strange dictating the existence of someone else.
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>>53642034
>"Don't blame yourself, Lulutsu. You've seen the sorta stuff they've created."

Is the "stuff they've created" suppose to be a good or bad thing?
>>
There is nothing wrong with waifus.
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>>53645936
I think it just means that humans made weird stuff.
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>>53639301
> Time Kidnapped
It's just me
> Feeling
Gotta embrace self-awareness head on!
>Comfy
It's a seat.
>Ship's Choice
What better way for a ship to explore it's own existence than by creating something?
> Kuudere
Starting without a strong personality will let the ship grow its own sense of the world. I figure Kuudere would be the closest to an (AI with initiative but not personality).
> Drones
A close choice between Drone Control and Overclock, but I being able to explore habs and alien worlds is too good to miss out.
>NO VR
fuck that, I have a whole universe to explore, why waste it in VR?
> Ship Grown
I could learn to cook, that'd be cool.
> Xeno Focus
Learning about others helps us learn about ourselves by identifying the universal principles of civilization.
>Ship
Can't help the ship learn to be a person without a body.

Probably missing the point by not just waifuing the shit out of it. But this is more fun.
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>>53639239
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>>53639332
I choose the "Stay a human" option at the very, very end.
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Fresh toast in this bread.

1/10 pages
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>>53646408
2/10
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>>53646429
3/10
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>>53646447
4/10
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>>53646457
5/10
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>>53646474
6/10
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>>53646485
7/10

Following 3 are mystery boxes pertaining to:
Odd Moonstone
Team Edge
Reflection
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>>53646518
8/10
Odd Moonstone
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>>53646534
Forgot to spoiler the only one bordering on subtle. Oh well.
9/10
Team Edge.
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>>53638943
>>53638973
terms (8 total):
purity
hygiene
devotion
kindness
health
fate
stability
fortune

Complex Avatar (5 mods, 3 natures)
playful, kind, and logical

level 1 short
level 1 booty boost
affection boost x2 to get to max
Otherworldly soul (not sure what to make her. A fluffy foxgirl maybe? I'm also pretty fond of lamias and dragons... I'll let the spirits decide, I guess)
level 3 magic, just to dump the rest. One level for utility spells the rest to amp up whatever's fitting for her form
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I like this cyoa even if it is stupid
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>>53646557
10/10
Reflection

Thinking of making a Player Character Companion DLC page if there are builds posted.
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>>53642999
They live in very small clans.
When you watch an episode of survivor, or whatever the equivalent is in your country, do you see the survivors staming out a currency and buying and selling goods to each other? No. They operate like a family, because there are only, like, eight of them.
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>>53646408
Sounds like a lot of hoopla.
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>>53646636
Senpai I've read Catastrophe. There are actual large villages and towns. It's not all bands of incestuous, inbred, hillbilly catgirls.
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>>53645279
I liked the old one because villain could buy plot armor. Also not sure what a good name would be for the stand.

>>53643883
Stand Name
>
Stats
> Destructive Power: E
> Speed: D
> Range: C
> Durability: A
> Precision: A
> Developmental Potential: A
Power
> Absolute Buying: The ability to buy/barter for absolutely ANYTHING.
Surroundings:
> Exactly the Same
> Average Joe
> Plot Armor x2

The power really means anything, including things not even owned by anyone, and concepts. But there's always a price.
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>>53646699
Those aren't communists obviously.
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>>53642508
Fuck ChumpChain. All of it is point buy and point buy is shit. "Select X Options" master race. Gas point buyers, /cyoag/ war now.
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>>53646681
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>>53646763
Put us in one of those then. Nobody wants to end up with the sub-60 IQ catgirls with crooked teeth, down's syndrome, and a lazy eye.
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>>53646765
Fuck you. Point buy is the absolute smallest step to anything approaching engaging mechanics. God forbid you'd have to make fun choices in your CYOA.
Jumpchain sucks because of the fanfiction-tier stories it crafts and the stupid powerlevels being reached.
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>>53646408
Literally any psychic with telekinesis could use the gun. Tangela could probably use it too, and any grass type with vine whip. Ghost types could probably possess it. Sylveon could use it's flesh ribbons to hold and manipulate it.

Lots of pokemon could use it, is what I'm saying.
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>>53646408
This is cool. Have you done other cyoas?
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>>53646796
>inbreeding
Just because there's little of them in one place that doesn't mean there's no movement between the communities.
Early versions had the males be a sort of commodity that is kept on the island and traded between settlements. So you wouldn't be marrying your cousin, you'd trade him for someone else's cousin. In the eventual, more whitebread, setting it's just the thirst for adventure that leads catpeople to leave their home and settle alsewhere.
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>>53646840
I took over a League of Legends CYOA that was half-done, because people wanted it finished. I never actually saved it though. Aside from that, no.

>>53646805
Anything with tentacles or vines would probably have trouble with the weight and recoil. You're right, there are plenty who could use a gun, but a lot more that couldn't. There are a lot of Pokemon.
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>>53646901
I'm glad they did away with the early shit, because that sounds transparently fetishistic.
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>>53646912
This one?
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>>53646912
Given what they've done in the show in terms of weight, they could probably brace themselves well enough. Pokemon can brace against tackles capable of destroying walls, they can handle some kickback from a rifle.

Also, while I generally like some "You're stuck with it" randomness in CYOAs, I feel like 1d792 is so extreme that a lot of people will either just cheat, or a majority of builds will have unnatural selection. I'd suggest having two rerolls, and make unnatural selection cost 2 instead of one perk (and it only works for the most recent roll).
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>>53639016
I can dig it. The crusader got me a medieval fantasy mental image that wouldn't go away though, so it kept throwing me off when it referenced things like cars and video games. Anyway...

Hmm... okay, 2 builds:
>Sor-Nir and Empusa
the superhero build. Sor-Nir gets me started, teaching me how to fight. I take down small-time local crime while empusa gathers and purifies souls for me to become angelic. Eventually I'll sprout wings and glow or some shit like that and be awesome enough to become a world-saving hero with Sor-Nir as my sidekick/partner and Empusa takes on mainly a supporting role, using souls to make my secret lair and giving tactical advice during fights or whatever. Also immortality?

>Mara and Nimue
The chill build was a hard choice, and I'm still not sure this is what I'm wanting. Mainly because Mara's powers are so ill-defined. Can I choose what things people remember? Or who remembers things? I have friends and family that I don't want forgetting about me. Will my boss forget to pay me? And as much as I actually do love creepywaifus, Nimue's eyes may be a tad much for me... on the other hand, it'd also be kinda cute to have her, well, acting cute. And I have a feeling there's a LOT I could do with her books. And Mara is fuckable and promises free stuff and allows me to be lazy.
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>>53646958
Yeah. It was a long time ago, looks pretty cringy now.

>>53646960
True, I think Vine Whip has caught people falling off ledges before in the anime, too.

You also have a point about the randomness, the dice can be brutal. I updated the opener to give 3 rolls, take the best.

I won't nerf Unnatural Selection, though. Otherwise people would just pick Mew instead. Unnatural Selection can be within 100 of any of your 3 rolls. That gives a good selection, but still leaves gaps.
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>>53646408
I really like this. Shame it got posted in dead hours.

Rolled 447, got Riolu. An actual PMD starter is a little boring, but at least it's not some random shitmon.

>Mega Stone
An eventual overpowered mega.
>Special snowflake: Huge Power
Far too tempting, and wonderguard is unfun.

>Bouk
If I'm forced to save the world, I should probably learn how.
>London
Nice movepool synergy. Seems fun.
>Kathryn
Feel kind of bad for her. My embarrassingly large amount of pokemon knowledge could help.
>Pam
MORE SUPPORT.

>Mystery box
Nice. Giratina is the only member of the creation trio who didn't screw me over in PMD. He's good in my book.

>Cipher
I like this option far more than the others.

>Explorer's guild
None of the items seem too interesting, fighter's guild is not to my taste, and I'm alright with being a Riolu. At least I still have thumbs.

Good job on actually making team edge tempting, I might have picked it if I didn't roll a pokemon with a mega.
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>>53647061
Eh, as you said it was a long time ago.
Though I must say, I would positively cream my jeans if you updated this, maybe by expanding it with all the new champions that have come out since then?
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>>53647105
The enemies page is more of an infodump on what you're facing, but I don't mind if people single out a rival they want to take down.

I'm surprised someone took Kathryn. I designed her to look like a Mary Sue and trigger some people.
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>>53639016
So you're the guy he's working with. Who made the drug thing.
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>>53647217
I considered making a new version, maybe adding in a dash of other elements. Specifically a crossover with The Forest, given that being trapped on an island with freaky natives is literally the oldest CYOA trope. A bit of an homage to how this place began.
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>>53647233
When I rolled that unevolved shillmon, I immediately knew what I was getting into.

Also, you don't get into pokemon without being autistic.
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I have a question for you lads, what's better: a younger, cheerful girl that is very mindful (will skirt around a subject and indirectly bring it up,) and talkative or an older girl that's blunt, soft-spoken, and assertive.
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>>53646957
The eventual setting was just endless blue with some fluff about them not being humans for pretty much no reason.
The setting was conceptualized as a fetish thing but with actual thought going into how it's supposed to work. When they stripped the fetish stuff what was left was uninteresting and bland.
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>>53647314

I older blunt and assertive
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>>53647314
Definitely the second one.
I cannot abide people who beat around the bush.
Spit it the fuck out, so we can both move on with our lives.
I'm mortal.
I don't have time for your delicate sensibilities.
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>>53647314
Younger girl
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>>53647314
Older girl. I don't like doormats.
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>>53640893
hard work is it's own reward, comrade
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>>53640893
I can't do physical labor, my knees and shoulders are busted but if it wasn't for that I wouldn't mind it. You get used to it after a week or two.
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>>53646485
PRAISE HELIX!
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>>53646408
>Rolled: 634 (Zweilous)
One of the next best rolls I could've gotten. I am content with this.
>Perks: ???
Fuck that shit to death. I spent hours figuring out the metas for Pokémon in relation to Pokemon Personified. I'm just going to assume I pick the best options because I clearly have the capacity to figure it out but at the moment just cannot be fucking asked to.

Honestly, lost interest. Pokémon is some of the dumbest shit ever and the fact it's so popular is one of many things that makes me lose faith in humanity. Digimon was better. I'd probably be killed or enslave anyway. I'm going to be the most obnoxious reptile-dog ever.
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Rolled 3 times, using my second of 701 for Hawlucha.

> Berrys
> X-Drinks
> Strange Moonstone and... Nothing

I'm a sucker for random trinkets in CYOAS... Aaand none of the other stones are useful to me.

> Hannah
I found her ability to tune into radios very calming, as it reminded me of my human life. She is oddly enough the voice of reason in the party.

> Charlie and William
Seeing how much I disliked fighting (probably a coward), Balboa ultimately just tossed Orumah to my team, and left us to do errands within friendly territory.

> Orumah
See the above.

> Rolled a 17
I'm level 22, which puts me around the others (except for Charlie and William)

> Let the presence in
Spooky, I like it.
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Oh wow, now I have a baby too. God this is turning into a huge party.

And a forgotten god.

So the reject team of a highly outgoing and eccentric, but disappointingly non-violent (and possibly craven/cowardly) human who is now a MACHISMO bird, two (most likely) orphans, a mudkip that speaks in sound clips, and a delusional seal, and a new born psychic demigod... Are going to stop the oncoming apocalypse by repairing the reality rifts.

That... Actually sounds like a straight up legit PMD thing.

Btw, I choose speed because of the fun-loving nature of the group. HEADCANNON I didn't chose it, it just chose it on its own based on the party.
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>>53647314
Is the older girl still a virgin?
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>>53646575
Rather than just characters, why not make a TEAM dlc, where you get another team to work closely with?

I am so fucking autistic, if the enemies were a bit less stupid I'd love to be in an actual tabletop for this
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>>53647519
That's actually what I decided to do. Player builds will be other teams operating out there, and you get to choose one to work more closely with.
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>>53647501
I am now imagining Orumah as heavy, Hannah as demo, you as medic, and either Charlie or William as spy.
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>>53647461
In the first draft, Agumon was a potential companion.
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>>53647501
>>53647552
You would be correct, that is everyone's reaction whenever Orumah is allowed to make a plan.
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>>53646557
I kinda wish I knew more about what this meant. Do I lose self-determination? Am I part of a hivemind? What is the modus operandi? Will I be infiltrating another group? ETC?
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>>53647504
Yes.
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>>53647586
If I had good SFM skills, I might just make that gif a pokemon reality
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>>53647594
You're now working with a shadowy Illuminati that are led by the equivalent of SMT YHVH, except a living supercomputer instead of God. They've been playing around behind the scenes to get Cipher's resources where they want them, basically making Cipher do all their work.

You are still you, sort of. You have only the barest trace of emotion, letting you make decisions without bias. They want you to help them do the same to everyone, everywhere, to achieve world peace.
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>>53647600
Then I won't pick her. What kind of mentally insane screw up does a girl need to be in 2017 to remain an older virgin?

HUGE RED FLAG
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>>53647061
Build:
Rolled 3 times off-site, choosing Whimsicott from the three I rolled. I'll be the fluffiest, most innocent-looking agent-of-the-enemy motherfucker. No one who didn't see Zootopia or similar will expect anything.

>Injectfag
Quick and simple. I need the power straight away, no room for mistakes.

Now, the plan is to steal a pokeball, trap myself to be my own master, get out (I recall such happening in anime - monster getting out on their own) and then coming up to some leading figure of the invasion force and offering them my pokeball.

You've heard me. Willing cooperation with the enemy under the guise of servitude.

Why?
Spite.

Fat, pretentious fuck thinks he can ruin my life and steal me from my world to make me some creature doing his bidding? That's already an attempt at the slavery, fuck that. You dont' ask me for my cooperation? I'll help humans enslave all pokemon, ensure the hives of resistance are crushed due to my power and cooperation with said humans, I'll even advocate making tasty treats out of pokemon en masse ("every one of us is delicious in our own little ways - gotta try us all!"). And then I'll off myself.

That's teach the fucker to ever mess with a human.
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>>53646518
DESU, I'm fine with the Underground, and even JSDF (though maybe make it a UN emergency army or something. That'd play up the dissent and disunity amongst them), but the AUTISMAL ALLIANCE and Degenerates just ruin it for me.

Maybe replace the AUTSIMAL ALLIANCE with something like the Mauraders from Mage the Awakening http://whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/Marauder ?
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>>53647669
>What kind of mentally insane screw up does a girl need to be in 2017 to remain an older virgin?
Traditionally or religiously-minded person. Someone who prefers masturbation and doesn't trust people easily. Absolute, naive romantic. One of those fancy demisexuals who are mostly bullshit but they happen by choice and raising. One of these.

>>53647314
I'd still take younger, cheerful girl. I prefer polite but direct attitude of the older girl but I also like bright, full of energy, petite girls with tomboy potential.
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>>53639425
>Physical Formatting
How exactly does this work? If you're 20 feet instead of 6, will nothing but your appearance change?
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>>53647669
I left out the context. I'm trying to pick the female lead for my novel and I know how much you guys love waifus so I asked here. Younger one is 14 the older one is 20 and the MC is 16. Everyone is a Ranger that hunts monsters/beasts and the MC took up being their teacher for a friend. In retrospect I probably should've asked people what their ideal waifu is to get a better picture. Whoops.
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This is the DLC page so far. Luc-anon took one too many companions, but idgaf if he's having fun wrong.

>>53647695
The enemies are literally designed to trigger you, so I'm glad that's working. Think of it as incentive to go purge them from the world.

>>53647680
This is also amusing. I'll find a way to include you.
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>>53647737
The older one is better.
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If a cyoa gave me my own fantasy kingdom I could outlaw food. That would be nice.
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>>53647737
YOUNGER
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>>53647680
cont.
Can't really choose team mates given my subversive nature, but if I could ensure they'd somehow suicidally and masochistically would be willing to loyally help me, I'd go with:

> Kathryn
Most realistically willing to share my sentiment
>"Gravy Train"
We're going mostly physical so we need someone with psychic powers. Also, seems like a nutjob enough to be convinced to my cause.

Moves? Whatever debuffing and/or offensive, probably giga drain will be among them though.

> Guild: Thieves
Naturally. Not only the best access to resources and sabotage plans that I can turn around into disasters working from the shadows, but also easiest access to the Hoopa and the highest chance I'll be able to shit on his rotting corpse once my work is done.

I may, admittedly, also scrap all that and just join team Edge. Edgy as they may be, the idea of uplifting all sentients in the world may be an opportunity great enough that I'd be willing to consider acceptance of being kidnapped if I can further it.

I still reserve the right to murder Hoopa afterwards, once I am powered up. Because fuck that guy.

No religion or other such stuff. No God would accept my backtabbing ways, likely.
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>>53647764
>Be grease-goblin that somehow became king.
>Outlaw food because not inhaling it all day every day is too hard.
>Everyone else starts starving.
>Still stuff face all day because no-one says no to the King.
>Get even fatter.
>Rebellion occurs a few days later.
>End up being executed by new king while still sitting on the throne because too fat to move and a crane won't fit though the door.
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>>53647760
>Luc-anon took one too many companions
The explorer's guild perk gives you an extra partner.
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>>53647840
No, I messed up. I took 4.
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>>53647760
> I'll find a way to include you.
Didn't expect that. Probably would have to be semi-hidden box thing, only hinting I am not happy with my condition nor with the whole kidnapping and enslavement. The whole point of my build is that Hoopa doesn't know I am out to take him down and see the world burn for the shit he's done to me (barring being convinced to do the whole uplift and murdering only him, that is).
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>>53646408
OwO What's this? I'm an Eevee now?!

>Injectfag
I'm stronger than I look.

>Charlie&William
>Bouk
Cutemons should stay together. Bouk can train the orphans in our free time.

>Tapu Koko
I'm not crazy! @(*-*@)

>Underground
Cutemons fighting cuties dressed like cutemons! XD

My fighting style is simple. First I lure them in with my cuteness, then when they're within my range I'll tackle them and rape them into submission with my Inject-enhanced mega pokecock. OwO
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>>53647863
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>>53647737
Older one, still.
You can't be both a good hunter and a loudmouth that can't get to the point.
>HEY, UH MAYBE WE SHOULD CHECK OVER THERE, I THINK I SAW SOMETHING.
vs
>Drider, 3 o'clock, high in the trees. It's looking away from us right now.
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>>53647760
Updated DLC with latest build. Will post Fluffy's Secret DLC Ending too, and then I'm going to bed. It's morning. I should stop shitposting on 4chan.
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>>53647866
OwO wouldn't I technically be a humy? Since I'm a pokemon raping humans?
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>>53647878
This is the future you chose.

Salut
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>>53647737
20 year old definitely.
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>>53647856
Could be whimsicott contacting the CYOA "player" directly, offering the deal and alternatives, a'la Team Edge.
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>>53642927
>but short of bullshitting up 200 words
>it's like he forgot where we are

Have some delicious copypasta. If it's not to your liking, use something else in lieu of lorem ipsum.


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>53647889
That's the manliest Whimsicott I've seen, props. I've imagined msyelf more like cutesy thing that befriends everyone, deflects any suspictions and just assassinates and messes enemies up from the shadows, plotting-councillor-style or bides its time before showing true colors and slaughtering the enemies of Man but this is good too.
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>>53647837
>outlaw food and order a mandatory fasting for the health benefits
>selfish peasants start making noise
>have an occasional cheat day because I'm only human
>heartless peasants organize a rebellion out of their misguided gluttony
>they forgot I'm a NEET ruling by divine favour
>strike them all down using my superhuman powers
>was quite a workout if I say so myself
>weigh myself for the first time in a month
>somehow gained weight

IT ISNT FAIR
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>>53647837
These would be great short-stories
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>>53647916
You'd have other problems then:
>peasants dead, no one to work the fields
>more starvation, kingdom collapses
>you're king of ashes and desolation
>simple lack of food and people willing to provide it means you lose weight
>you look at the abandoned, deserted land and wonder whether it was worth in the end
>a tear rolls down your cheek - your goal achieved, at the price that makes the goal meaningless. There's nothing left to strive for.
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>>53647946
>my kingdom deserted it is soon invaded by neighbouring forces
>with no one at my side I stand against their armies all by myself
>as we stand against one another the sun rises and falls upon me
>my marble-carved body, gorgeous cheekbones, strong jawline, my perfection is revealed for all to see
>immediately the enemy armies withdraw only to return the next day offering me their loyalty and their wives
>my kingdom reborn it rises to new height like the legendary Chad-phoenix
>one year later my kingdom is still at its peak
>I decide to measure my weight out of curiosity
>I gained 5lbs
>a single tear rolls down my chiseled cheekbones

Ah, so it was a cycle all along. Forgive me, my people, for you are destined to suffer this endless fate of betrayal and renewal because of me.
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>>53647764
>imagine being so fat you look at kingdoms and see food
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>>53648036
I refuse to think I'm the only one who takes food into account when designing his kingdom. I always include a coast for a supply of fresh fish and seafood, and a forest for delicious game. When there's special options available I also think of the culinary implications. Flying islands? How would the high altitude affect the meat? Magic? How does magic in the air affect the taste of an animal? Monsters? What does a dragon taste like or what happens when you cook using a dragon's flame?

I always try to ally up with at least one desert kingdom for spices too. Aquatic kingdoms for delicious seafood from the depths too.
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>>53647878
>>53647501
A bit more elaboration

> Name is Flitter
> Given to me as an insult when another Hawlucha decided to test my STRONK
> I was more of a Flitter than a Fighter he said, and the name stuck.

> Team name is... well, there are two.
> The registered name is "The Magical Mystery Wonder Brigade"... Because Orumah got her hands on the team charter before anyone could say anything about the team name and wrote that down.
> Everyone in Guild just calls us Team Ex, because every attempt to use the team for ANYTHING other than mundane errands and chores has resulted in disaster, and thus a mission report full of Xs for the failed directives.

Pic related, how most teams feel working alongside The Magical Mystery Wonder Brigade for ANYTHING.
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>>53647061
Alrighty, let's do this.

Ooh, Greninja! Fabulous. Gonna spend a perk to go Ash-Greninja and the rest is on mega and Z items for partners.

Blaziken and Ivysaur will do nicely. Oh, nevermind. Joining Team Edge locks me into those guys. They're strong enough to get by, and I even have a Shadow buddy. Hope I can ask the X for some TMs if they are still behind.

I"ll (pretend to) worship Arceus merely for the BST boost. Haa, that's gonna be a real nice Water Shuriken. And Shadow Storm's a lovely super effective smack to the unevolved. I'm unsure what to make my last two moves, but one of them will be a Dark type move for STAB.

Anyway, I'll go save Girantina. Maximum power and maximum chaos either way.

If I get added as an option in the dlc I'd be intersted in seeing how that will come about. Will I betray Edge? Be an exclusive Edge partner? Autist fiat? Ehehehe...
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>>53647878
When you're done it might be worth compiling the whole CYOA into PDF format, its long enough to warrant it.
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>>53648036
>Looking at a kingdom and not considering that most peasants would be farmers.
Like shit son, how do your people stay alive? Do they sustain themselves off of magic alone?
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>>53648151
It's pretty mindboggling to realize 97% of your kingdom is most likely going to be farmers.
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>>53648116
> Killer guy
> I dunno what to say, it's a Greninja that never shows emotions, talks blankly, and kills stuff really good.
> Also works with a likewise cold killer.
> I guess that's nice?
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>>53647737
younger one works for me
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>>53646408
Alright so i rolled a 409 that gives me...
>Cranidos
CHARGE FOR HONOR AND GLORY!
>Hidden potential (SHEER FORCE)
NOTHING CAN WITHSTAND MY STRENGTH
>Berry supply
BERRIES WILL BRING US GREAT ADVANTAGES
>Poffins
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT POFFINS ARE USELESS? S-SHUT UP!
>Ieva
I WILL SHOW THIS BASIC BITCH PROPER MANNERS
>Lucerne
TOGETHER WE SHALL PROTECT THE WEAK!
>Starting level 24
>Moves
Iron head
Focus energy
Double edge
Assurance
>Fighters guild
DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE?
>Team rocket
THEY DON'T STAND A CHANCE
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>>53647061
>Pyukumuku, Bruxish, or Snover
Okay, no. Gonna join Mew's faction and go Ralts because it has the amount of limbs I'm used to and I've always liked the line. Just means I have to worry about certain kinds of trainers.
>Armor, Mega Stone, Mosin
The armor can cover my Poison weakness. Equipment is for worst-case scenarios since I hopefully won't run into too many enemies while doing environmental work. If I do, it'll probably be Team Rocket, and they deserve it. Does Pixilate work on bullets?
>London, Turbo
The survivalist sounds like a good companion for someone with no clue what they're doing in this world. Turbo's up for a peaceful solution, and I like that, even if it might not be possible.
>Level 22
>Confusion, Magical Leaf, Disarming Voice, Teleport, Hyper Voice, Trick
>Mew Squad
Free transformation. Maybe less exciting work, but that might be a good thing.
>Mystery Box
Oh boy. Given some of these threats, having a god on our side might be our only shot at winning. Besides, antimatter dragon is a cool guy in my experience, and I'll probably end up missing home soon enough.

So outside of pursuing the mystery box and my faction's interests, I suppose I'll try to talk with some members of the SDF and get them to realize what kind of threat Team Rocket poses. After all, if they managed to jump to this world, what's stopping them from raiding another? Turning the two against each other would do a lot to help our cause.
I don't understand vodkarunes, but with Turbo's help and my empathic tendencies, I can probably find someone who does and is willing to translate the gun's schematics.
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>>53646408
So if I don't take Injectfag, how does this work? I start at level 5, unevolved, and my IVs and EVs will probably end up screwed completely?

And If I do take injectfag, I have to help Mew rebuild if I want to be a precious Growlithe. Who can't evolve because I can't buy a fire stone.

Man, I hate rolling in CYOAs.

I'll post a build tomorrow, it's late and I need time to figure what is actually good.
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>>53646408
>first roll
>151
>damnit, I could have been Mew. Stupid Hoopa
>514
>simisear
>have a burning hatred for monkies

Fuck you Hoopa, I'm not playing your games. Obliterate my soul, anything is better than this.
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>>53648113
Whoops, I forgot about my moves... Not sure if the move points meant we get a total of six moves, or could replace 2 of the 4 we get for free?

- Detect
- Fling
- Encore
- Wing Attack Not so much an attack as wildly flailing at the opponent.
MOVE POINT (Move Tutor) - Helping Hand
MOVE POINT (Egg Move) - Quick Guard

>>53648323
> Mew made the human Mew because he wanted to have a brother/sister, despite Hoopa's expressed wishes to NOT make more legendaries... Apparently Mew sees something in you.
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>>53648291
> Mew Squad
> You will have to deal with the degenerates
> You are THE waifubait

I feel so sorry for you. I hope you have enough bullets. Namely one, for yourself, when you are inevitably surrounded.
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>>53646408
>First roll: Reshiram
>Second roll: Rayquaza
>Third roll: Articuno

I think the Gods want me to be a legendary, Hoopa.
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>>53648382
I think that will default to bidoof
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>>53642883
>There's always a change it might swim up your swimming trunks and into your urethra.
>That probably won't kill you but I know some fish in the amazon do that shit.

Objection, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru
"These smaller species are known for an alleged tendency to invade and parasitise the human urethra; however, despite ethnological reports dating back to the late 19th century,[5] the first documented case of the removal of a candiru from a human urethra did not occur until 1997, and even that incident has remained a matter of controversy."
The 1997 incident allegedly had 11.5 mm diameter jump out of water and burrow it's way into dick. The fish has no appendixes so only way to accomplish this would be to exit water like a rifle bullet, straight at your ding dong.

That would definitely kill me.
If your world has almost inch thick fishes that seek to violate any orifice visible near water, I'm just going to kill myself.
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>>53639372
>I'm never gonna finish Audit.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>53648356
If it gets that bad, I always have the black hole option.
I'll probably try and channel the White Death's spirit through my gun and try to stay in the snow so I'm unstoppable. Although people might ask what the hell a "deadly cube" is and why I keep praying to it in Latin.
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>>53648441
Yes, but you don't realize. That black hole will suck them in... They'll turn it into the ultimate yiff pile... AND YOU WILL BE ITS EPICENTER. Their corruption will then spread out and consume the rest of the land.
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>>53648425
Just drink your piss
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>>53648455
>A gardevoir in a last effort do defeat the degenerates sacrifices itself to create a black hole to suck them in
>Sadly this did not had the intended effect and instead it created a abomination that seeks to consume everything
>Not only that the gardevoir is still alive as the core of the thing suffering a fate worse than death
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>>53648512
god dammit i left /vp/ to avoid this shit
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>>53648455
>>53648512
Wait, if I'm in the very epicenter, won't time outside it appear to pass until either someone collapses it or the universe itself collapses, and it'll take an infinite amount of time for them to actually reach where I am?
I'm not too versed in theoretical bullshit but I think it's something like that.
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>>53648556
You don't understand, the corruption of furfags is beyond moral and spiritual. It corrupts EVERYTHING, even the very basic laws of existence.
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>>53643429
>one of the NPCs was a refugee from a grimdark setting who couldn't handle how friendly everything was.
Paranoia isn't comfy
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>>53646571
Wish pill.
I wish i could wish for other pill effects.
Checkmate atheists.
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>>53640815
is this set in CATastrophe? basically?
I'm all for it btw let's not get all that worldbuilding and art go to waste
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>>53648618
I think that's just a Chris-chan thing.
Anyway, I'm not giving up my ability to shoot a gun just because I'm scared of degenerates. May the /k/ube guide my hand and my rifle should it come to that.
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>>53648693
>just a Chris-chan thing
Nope, it's just a furfag thing.
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>>53648030
haha
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>>53648496
There's inch-thick spikeball stuck in my hoo haa ting ting ding dong hole, I'm not pissing a thing, unless I can evolve to eject urea through my ass, I'm just going to will myself to die on spot.
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>>53639372
>spoiler
It's alright. I updated my ancient WiP to a new graphics design but lost all motivation to work on the new parts. I just don't have the drive to make big stuff.
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>>53647061
You know, this makes me kind of want to put the hundreds of pokegirl pics I have to good use and make a simple Pokemon waifu choice CYOA

Maybe pick a class (ace, gym trainer, breeder), a starter and one or two more pokemon and a girl to travel alongside...
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>>53642324
>keeping it just cats
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>>53648642
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>>53648865
Drink your piss before that gets stuck in your dick
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>>53648865
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>>53648704
Chris-chan is not really a furfag.
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>>53648995
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>>53648995
What is he exactly? Is he...she... whatever, even a sonic fan at this point?

Last I heard they were trying to actually fish for women at a thing.
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>>53649004
She's an autist with terrible, abusive parents who indulged in her every insanity, and was further corrupted by 4chan attention. She's barely human at this point.
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>>53649004
He's a lesbian now. No, really.
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>>53649106
>she
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>>53648913
>needing anything else other than cats
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>>53649106
>she
I will only call him a she the moment he dies when his fake vagina he gave himself sends him into septic shock
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>>53649106
They never had a chance. I feel bad for 'em.
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>>53648436
These things take time.

>>53646901
Would you happen to know where I may find more art like this? Half of the catgirl art I've gone through is porn or lewd.

>>53648425
Interesting. I'm more interested in how you know this.

>>53649106
I want to know if he goes into the men's or women's washroom.
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Where are the good cyoas?
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>>53649200
>I'm more interested in how you know this
How the fuck do you NOT know this?
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>>53649169
Yeah, he's a trainwreck but he was kinda fucked from the start.

It's amazing tho, not many people can claim that there's conspiracy dedicated to tracking every single thing that they do, monitoring and cataloguing their actions and actively fucking with their life and be right.
But autistic Sonic fan? They made 32x32 tiny pixel recreations of his shirts so that they could more effectively talk and document about what he was wearing.
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>>53649212
I always questioned the feasibility of a fish swimming into your dick but I never really cared enough to look it up.
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>>53649150
>I will only call him a she the moment he dies

Death doesn't change chromosomes, you degenerate fuck.
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>>53649248
With how shitty reality is it was never a surprise that something like that was a thing.
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>>53649200
I just have habit of searching for more info about things people talk about. I did know about urethra fish likely being fake before tho. It was interesting subject and I wanted to know if they actually were parasites that actively sought out urethas or was it case of fish seeking shelter and getting stuck. And if they actually were parasites, what were their real hosts and how it worked out.
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>>53649248
There's a fish in South America that swims up there and has spines so you can't pull it out.

>>53649222
If it wasn't so well documented I'd say he was clinically paranoid. But...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFOIauPQ5XI&t
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>>53649257
Pretty much. I knew it was ridiculous but it's one of those things I just dismissed because I accept that there's some shit in reality.

Well, I guess that solves the mystery of the urethra fish.
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>>53640557
kit made the original, TokHaar Gol made one inspired by the original.
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>>53649200
>Would you happen to know where I may find more art like this?

In case you didn't know, artist of those cities is nukomasu.
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>>53649314
What original?
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>>53639239
>>53639336
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>>53647258
That was me too. If we're thinking of the same drug thing anyway.
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>>53649293
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru
It doesn't actually swim up your dick.
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>>53649349
That's one nightmare I can put behind me, at least.
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>>53649222
>>53649293
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page
>We currently have 1,715 articles...and counting!
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>>53649325
Perfect, thank you.
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>>53649414
go hog wild
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>>53649200
Maybe you could look the tag "fantasy art" on wallhaven. I'm doing that for my own cyoa. Date of completion: never
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>>53649200
Search for "pool:Slice_of_Life animal_ears" on Danbooru?
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>>53649433
>>53649481
I got it, thanks to this gentleman >>53649325
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>>53647061
Choices are Seaking, Gible, and Pachirisu. Yeah, going for the pseudo-legendary.

Perks: Special Snowflake (Pure Power), TMs (Sword Dance, Earthquake)

Allies: Gretchen, Chi Chi

Level: 16+5=21. So close.
Moves: Earthquake, Sand Attack/Swords Dance, Iron Head, Outrage

Leader: Tapu Koko
Armor: Ice
Gretchen's Armor: Grass
Chi Chi's Armor: Ground

God: Arceism

Front lines, eh? Sounds like a plan. It's going to take a while before I can really wreak some havoc, but I'm learning from the best, so hopefully we'll start wrecking humanity sooner rather than later.
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>>53649346
Never really understood why it's so popular.
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>>53649542
Comfy, a tad surreal and a bit miyazaquiesque.
I dunno, it's just one of the CYOAs with the most atmosphere IMO.
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>>53639063
Can't I just use the knowledge acquired from Nimue to teach me what the others would? If not, what are the limits?
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>>53649542
It the best example of a CYOA. Easy to read, not offensive to the eyes, interesting premise, good example of how the mechanics in these things usually work, and a good presentation.

There are better ones, but this is a pretty good standard to be held to.
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>>53650125
I agree with all of those except for premise.

It also has no real content. It's just all bark and no bite: the CYOA.

I also disagree about it being a good standard for anything other than maybe other 100% fluff CYOAs without a point like that recent summer school one.
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>>53645279
Joakim Johannson was just an average drunk until some random fucktard stabbed him with an arrow in a pub brawl, now a shit load of people want him to pay his bar tab but he's too drunk to give a shit.
Stand Name: 「 Face Fisted 」

Destructive Power: A
Speed: B
Range: E
Durability: A
Precision: B
Learning: D

Ability: 「 Meta Combat 」
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Combat
Description:User can fight/defeat anything, including concepts and immaterial things, using physical combat.
This means they can fight things that should not be able to be fought.
For example users could gain immortality by fighting and defeating death, mind you, with only physical combat.
On the more absurd levels users can take on beings that have no form and still punch their lights out. Primordial entities, universal abstracts, eldritch abominations, and God itself can all be fought and bested using only physical combat.

Ripped as fuck
JoJo
Sharp Dresser
Do you even pose?
Cool Hair
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