/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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>>53507464
Anyone got any maid CYOA's? Anyone interested in making a maid CYOA?

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>>53507482
There's also a trap one but I don't know what it's called
I'd like to see a new one though, it'll be cool

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>Still no Angel underwear pics.

>>53507524
>Still no Italics saving us with their cyoas.

>>53507529
cucking us*

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>>53507507
Neat, you have my gratitude. We've got battle-maids, trap-maids, what other kinds of maids would people like to see?

>>53507464
Working on fixing that, I'm getting a lull in the next week so I'll have time for more author work.

>>53507556
Butlers/RT Butlers

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Witchery doo doo

>>53507548
By withholding their cyoas, Italics is cucking us.
By publishing their cyoas, Italics isn't cucking us.

>>53507556
Mom-maids.

>>53507529
I can't wait to see what he's done.
I'm sure he spend all his time improving the mechanics and balance of it, making more interesting and diverse choices, fixing the inherent worthlessness of spending points on items, and not just adding 100 more waifus.

>>53507592
If you play Italics CYOAs, you're getting cucked in one way or another.

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>>53507612
I didn't realize I wanted this until you just said it.

So far we've got battle-maids, trap-maids, butlers, and mom-maids. Ultimate maid CYOA when? Let's keep the ideas going, what else do people want in their maid CYOA?

>>53507681
A residence, and maybe a goal to work toward.

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>>53507507
Battle Maid CYOA:
>Get a Battle Maid (+30)
Physical Augments:
>Condensed Tech: Sexy Appearance (-3)
>Speed Boost (-8)
Training:
>Cooking (-5)
>Grace (-5)
>Erotica (-5)
Miscellaneous:
>Cat Ears (+3)
>Erotic Orders (-7)

>>53507529
>>53507548
>You will never be an imp pathetically watching from the shadows, fondling himself, as Angel gets forcefully impregnated by the potent seed of superior dragons and eldritch creatures in front of you.

>>53507727
Is this some sort of hyperefficient, multidynamic cucking?

>>53507649
I'm sure he balanced it and improved mechanics. If it just hundred more waifus it would've been posted by now.

That last thread was terrible, like holy fucking shit.

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>>53507757
Are you going to do your part to make this a good thread or just make observations?

>>53507744
Angel the "lesbian" has written pages upon pages of smut about this.

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>>53507681
Sure. Poor Slutters was an early bloomer, and she became the victim of a cruel and relentless bully. Said bully stuck her with the nickname "Slutters McGee," convinced everyone that she was the town bicycle, and, as a crowning blow, somehow worked the name "Slutters McGee" into some official documentation. She's never been able to get rid of it, and her name is now Slutters as far as bureaucracies are concerned. The episode left her with a deeply cynical attitude towards men, women, romantic relationships, and humanity in general. She doesn't get out much.

>>53507681
How about mer-maids? Is that too silly?

>>53507727
>>53507673
Where did the cuck meme come from?

>>53507812
>cuck
>meme
Italics is just a cuck, nothing else to it.

>>53507681
Monstergirl-maids?

>>53507800
Dangit, that was supposed to go to >>5350728

>>53507812
For italics? He had several people get cucked in various ways. The Ho-oh at least getting emotionally cucked, the knight having his waifu stolen and brainwashed into fucking other guys, and the one that probably upset most people was when he had the option to waifu a waifu in a prequel, making it possible to get cucked by your uncle-self.

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>>53507800
>mer-maids

>>53507812
Once, someone got really upset.

>>53507800
PERFECT. Slutters a cute!

>>53507812
Angel either ignores or gets plain bitchy with anyone who dares say anything remotely suggestive about her builds. Even ones that are clearly fetish material. Except for SDA and Wyrm. She gets all hot and bothered over them, while snapping at anyone else who thinks she or her builds would be fuckable. Thereby cucking her fans.

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>>53507856
>The one that probably upset most people was when he had the option to waifu a waifu in a prequel, making it possible to get cucked by your uncle-self
>Once, someone got really upset.

>People got upset over cucking themselves.
>It got someone so mad that all they do is call him a cuck.

I bet he was laughing his ass off. Kino.

>>53507848
>the option to waifu a waifu in a prequel, making it possible to get cucked by your uncle-self.
Was this the Quests cyoa? The one that has bloodlets or something?

>>53507898
>Except for SDA and Wyrm. She gets all hot and bothered over them
Who wouldn't?

>>53508025
Well getting people mad is really his only skill, so I'd hope he'd be at least good at it.

>>53508051
It was a prequel to the tower one or whatever. It was the two foxgirl spirits. I don't know if that's the one you're talking about though, sorry.

>>53508025
I liked how they were brainwashed into braindead sluts in the original and they weren't like that yet in the prequel.

>>53508051
The kitsunes from the Spire.

>>53507812
Italics once said that used goods are fine too. After that, a shitposter started harassing him.

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>>53507681
Oh, oh, ANGEL MAIDS!

Okay, so we've got battle-maids, trap-maids, mom-maids, mer-maids, monstergirl-maids, angel maids, and possibly butlers.

We're also looking at a residence and goal to work toward as part of the CYOA.

Any other ideas? Suggestions are welcome.

>>53508051
No, it was Spire because two companions from Dusk City showed up. And all of a sudden someone was going on and on about how their interesting characters were ruined in Spire even though their description in Dusk City basically said they were whatever you wanted up to and including onaholes. It got so bad Italics came out and said it took place in an alternate timeline or whatever.

>>53508132
Old-maids? Milk-maids? Minute-maids?

>>53507507
>Become Battlemaid
>Condensed Tech (-3)
>Robotic Uplink (-4)
>Stamina Boost (-8)
>Cooking (-5)
>Cleaning (-5)
>Laundry (-5)
>Gardening (-5)
>Grace (-5)
>Cat Ears (+3)
>Erotic Orders (+7)

fap fap fap

>>53508141
>Someone was going on about how their characters got ruined.
>Even though their description was anything you wanted including onaholes.
>It got so bad the author had to come out and claim it was an alternate timeline.

Holy shit. That's some powerful stuff for that to happen.

>>53508063
People who don't want their pure puffy nipped waifu cucking them with degenerate namefags.

>>53508194
Look at it this way.

For your Dusk City character, it meant that your waifus had loved and been filled with cum by your uncle over and over. They were his used goods and attached to him.

For your Spire character, it meant that your waifus eventually got stolen away from you, brainwashed, enslaved, and then stolen away from you by your nephew who turned them into his sex slaves.

It was a shit deal for everyone involved.

>>53508226
Why don't you and your nephew tag team the kitsunes?

>>53508226
I haven't played these two, but can't you game it as resurrection or what not?

>>53508235
>Sharing your waifus

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>>53508153
Devil maid cry, maid of honor, maid-en of virtue

>>53508226
Doesn't everything in the original Dusk City null and voided since Italics remade it?

>>53508243
They're explicitly separate people and the nephew knew the uncle before he died/disappeared at least. So no, that's not how it works.

>>53508226
That sounds like something that would be presented with one of those panels where the nephew is crying tears of joy while thanking the uncle for his benevolence, with an image of the uncle with a halo floating in the background giving a thumbs up.

>>53508261
>Wanting your uncle's used cum buckets
>Wanting to give away your used cum buckets to your nephew
>Having your used cum buckets turned into slaves when what they wanted most was to escape slavery.

I have been casually lurking /cyoag/ for about 2 years. I am familiar with some older CYOA’s that pop up when /tg/ isn’t wallowing in its own reckless faggotry and have had a scroll through the reddit that I saw mentioned in yesterday’s thread, but reddit as a rule is abysmal (/r/makeyourchoice, really?). I have always found “The Island” CYOA’s to be intriguing mainly for their dark tone, and sense of mystery and danger, and was wanting to delve a little deeper as I’m sure I have missed out on some great posts/discussions. Are there any writefags or archives that I should be reading?

>>53508283
Which one won't cuck me?

Just finished watching Sharpe. Any history based CYOAs out there?

Jesus fucking christ can we start a waifu/mental illness general?

>>53508194
I started calling him one after reading PP+ and realizing that everyone was just trying to force you to be the first Hero so they could fulfill their unrequited love.

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>>53508458
There's already a mental illness CYOA.

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>>53508484
The only thing that could make this worse is if they start to actively compare you to him. I'll die then.

>>53508484
Nobody is forcing you to be the First Her. Nobody actually cares if you're the Hero except maybe Ho Ho.

Remember that CYOA you really liked? Got it?

It actually happend!. Except your parents are also offered the CYOA, with the options you chose highlighted. What the FUCK do they think?

>>53508582
Your entire identity is pretty much "the new Hero". Is that really all you want to be?

the new /cyoag/ canon is that all waifus are the result of dealings with eldritch beings who have been cumming in your darlings for millenia
enjoy your tentacled sloppy seconds

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>>53508602
[TRIGGERED]

>>53508588
Universal War? I dunno, I guess we're a family of superheroes who fly around in space and kill shit for justice or something. It's pretty sick either way.

>>53508596
Again nobody cares if you're the new Hero. You can run off and join other factions.

>>53507795
Do we have a source?

>>53508620
jeph is somehow fitting and inappropriate at the same time

>>53508588
I feel like this post was made with the assumption that I come here for shitty waifu cyoas.

I don't.

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>>53508588
I see, you made yourself the king of a fantasy kingdom... but why didn't you become a doctor like your cousin L. ? Not that there's anything wrong with what you picked, honey, we love you. It just would have been nice to see one of my children become a doctor. I guess it's just not meant to be. *sigh* Where did I go wrong? Was I a bad mother? Is this my punishment? ... I'll call you next week, sweetie. Mommy needs some alone time. *sigh*

>>53508588
the question isn't what do they think, the question is what do i think about what they think, and the answer to that question is that i don't give a fuck

>>53508602
Wait so a waifu is made from said waifu being cummed inside? How does that work?

>>53508582
Is being useless really something that makes you feel better?

>>53508663
You know it just said your choices were highlighted. It never said that they knew the highlighted ones where your choices.

>>53508691
nein
you chose them from said beings in cyoas like out of a fisher price catalogue
clearly all these multiversal beings are just letting you choose from their discarded fleshlights

>>53508602
Why do you insist on posting about your fetish 24/7?

>>53508663
I'm here for you anon, parents expectations can be brutal

>>53508745
Tell me about it, I expected better from my parents.

>>53508132

I want to request you make it!

>>53508631
Look at any thread the Lavender CYOA has been posted in.

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>>53508311
I like a lot of the same things (though I'm more about "mystery and danger" than I am "dark tone"), and I'm not aware of any such archived material. Granted, I haven't been around /cyoag/ for two years.

...I just felt like this post needed a reply.

(The Mad Hatter is my favorite adversary.)

>>53508588
>Look, she's hot and not dumb and you're in love and that's really what matters.
>Get me some grandkids at some point and keep her happy.
My parent was never big on shaming or anything so long as we didn't do anything we couldn't take responsibility for.

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>>53508588
"This isn't how I raise you! Why would you pick such sick fantasies? Are you some sick deviant? What is this fetish anyways!? That's it, we're taking you to church!"

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>>53508780
I'll be honest, I have no idea how to. Do you have any programs or something that you recommend I use to make it? Keep in mind I have a Mac, so that might limit my options.

>>53508588
Oh sweet, now I don't have to waste any of my Bevin space on my parents. I'm glad my choices are highlighted to make it easier for them to make optimal builds, I hate to see them waste shit on earth perks

>>53508588
Royal revival makes no sense when affecting multiple people. As for what they think, I don't know.

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Is this a CYOA?

>>53508834
gimp works for mac
Here's some general tips https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0Bwl-aJm3wG4nR2hvU3BBTjluU1k

>>53508588
>"Jesus Christ little Jimmy stop trying to kill us all!"

>>53508861
Sounds good, it'll take me a while but I'll get working on it.

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Is that easier to read?

2nd page still needs a lot of images found, so not today.

>>53508792
thanks for the (you) and the pic anyway.

>>53507464
>Hydra
I've always felt they were underrated.

>Bronze
I don't know how effective it'd be, but a bunch of hydra heads spitting lighting would look really cool.

...It makes far more sense for hydras to be barred from "skeletal" than from "mechanical." You can imagine a regenerating mechanical hydra— one made from lots of little modular subunits, say— but a regenerating skeletal hydra doesn't make any sense; where do they get new heads from? Is the idea that they have a set number of heads, and the heads keep reassembling themselves like Castlevania skeletons?

>Guardian
The most benign of the immortality options, I figure.

>Sagacity
A twist on the old saying that "two heads are better than one." I don't think I've seen a benevolent hydra before.

>>53508823
If your mom looks like that then I hope you chose the momcest option.

>>53508588
>Travellers Tale
Join the Hearth Keepers or Admin, get an office job and never leave homeworld.

>>53508588
Overlord. My build is sort of a telepathic elemental spirit of earth. They'd probably not really be interested in the CYOA or my build.

>>53508922
Putting a blotchy mess behind plain black text is not the best.

>>53508588
The last one that I remember getting really hyped for was the big Battlemage boom, and it was a divine build.

They're probably proud that I've tapped into the Jesus-Force™.

Also I guess I have cool Jesus powers now, so that's awesome.

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>>53508922
They have Upotte, Kancole, and Flight High School, but it takes a CYOA for someone to think "hey, let's combine all of these".

Also, where'd you get the tank girl pics from?

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>>53508936
Nah, she's got the personality of Christ-chan but she looks pretty average.

>>53508588
Depends, do they also get context for the choices?
If yes, they probably think I'm a megalomaniac.
If no, they'd think I'm just being as weird as I normally am.

I mean what do you think of Self-biokinesis and knowledge of alien biology/biological technology?

>>53508834
The image editor I use is Pixelmator. It's not as wonky as GIMP, nor is it as pricey as Photoshop, and it's tightly integrated with the OS X... er, macOS... libraries. Granted, I don't have a clue what I'm doing when it comes to image editing, but I do like the program.

>>53508986
>but she looks pretty average.
So, she's Christ-chan?

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>>53509023
I guess so. She's called Obama the anti-Christ and ever since my dad converted her to Christianity she's been more religious than he is.

>>53508588
Well my mother is dead, and I haven't seen my father in years because she divorced him for kicking the shit out of me, literally kicking me while I was on the ground.

So I don't give a fuck what he thinks, and she's dead.

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>>53508588
They'd be disgusted. My mother would be particularly upset. Would I care? Fuck no.

>>53508978
Panzer Waltz
>>53508962
Well, I'm limited in my texture choices

>>53509058
Suppose both are alive and not assholes.
e.g. What if she was alive? Also how about what you remember about your Dad before he became an asshole?

>>53509083
If you need a textured background you should place the text over semi-transparent blocks if you want to increase legibility.

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>>53509075
That CYOA says Lynneth will indulge your fetishes but it doesn't say if she can fulfill them.

>>53508850
Yes.

>>53509097
I don't know how to use transparency, I never touched image editors above paint before.

>>53508588
Does this really matter? If it actually happened then I should be laughing menacingly atop a spire of rubble as I marvel at my new powers. Not exactly the kind of mood ruined by parental disapproval.

>>53509114
But I'll try to use cleaner texture pieces later.

>>53509114
>He has abandoned Paint.

Heretic, we did not need you anyways.

>>53508631
If you ask her nicely I'm sure she'll post the pastebin links.

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>>53508132
Monstergirl maids?

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OC Alcohol CYOA is here, bros! If y'all spot any fuck-ups lemme know so I can fix em. Or if ya got criticisms too lemme know.

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>>53509203

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>>53508588
>My parents read that I chose to live in a house in Noirma's cleavage, living with another giantess who wants me to worship her tits

My options really speak for themselves, don't they?

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>>53509210
>Cost: ?
Is it WiP still then?

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>>53509210
>cuck

>>53509210
>Lear is Hazama.

I'll take him.

>>53508588
They would be mortified and refuse the offer.

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>>53509210
>Beer
>White Wine
>Tequila
>Brandy

>Everclear
>Champagne
>Kumpeltod

>Gin
>Cham
>Lear

You may call me Thundercock. Chad Thundercock.

>>53509210

>Brews

Beer
Absinthe
Gin
Brandy

>Special Brews
Everclear
Cocktail
Kumpeltod

>Companions
Brandy
Red
Cham

>>53509248
Fuck, imm a bit drunkk didn't notice, will fix.

>>53509210
Do drinks stack? Would taking Rum and Jack Daniels make me go faster, or would I be wasting a pick by taking Rum?

>>53509302
Yea, they stack mate.

>>53509259
Lear was a dick, he's pretty mellow now and tells stories that come from some other shit I'm working on. Sober me is working on a connected set of CYOA's, with alcohol one being the first. Next is probably gonna deal more with world-building and shit.

>>53509385
Give me the power to kill Lear and that goddess he's talking about.

>>53509210
Brews
>Beer
>Hennessy
>Rum
>Gin
I'll be strong, dexterous, fast, and have the energy to use it

Special Brews
>Moonshine
>Sake
>Cocktail
Moonshine seems really useful for both body reinforcement, and for agelessness without making everything easymode like Kumpeltod.
Sake sounds cool and will lead to cool adventures.
Cocktail sounds like the most fun ability though, with nearly limitless potential mitigated by a need for creativity.

Companions
>Gin
>Cham
>Wisteria

i want a cyoa to become a famous singer. or even just have friends to sing with. or even just friends.

>>53509496
Waifus are kinda like a friend, yeah?

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I was thinking of making something about 'choosing a god' to serve under. Think like how the cast of Haruhi Suzumiya have to make sure that she doesn't realize she's a god, because who the fuck knows what will happen.
Does that sound interesting?

>>53509566
They are shaped like a friend, yes.

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>>53509575

>>53509575
Yeah, that could be an interesting CYOA.

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>>53509590

>>53509281
Good choice, mate.
>>53509287
I see you picked the be /fit/ build, and then some bro's. Good choices, mate.
>>53509424
Eh, maybe to the first one, sure to the second. If ya can convince me on the first point, I'll make it happen seeing as the next CYOA I wanna do would allow ya a chance to kill em. Or at least beat the shit outta him.
>>53509426
Glad to see someone pick Sake, it'll make even walking home in the rain an epic adventure where you end up riding on the wind somehow to save a bird or something, if ya want. Getting fit and then having cool adventures with cool powers. Really solid build, anon.

>>53509575
Sure, wouldn't we all want to be the beta orbiting slave of an impulsive goddess.

>>53509625
No, but I would like a goddess who's basically a sugar mommy.

>>53508834

We believe in you!

>>53509575
>I was thinking of making something about 'choosing a god' to serve under.
Sounds cool
>Think like how the cast of Haruhi Suzumiya have to make sure that she doesn't realize she's a god, because who the fuck knows what will happen.
No longer sounds cool

Could someone post the Dusk City / Spire discussed above? My cursory googling has failed.

>>53509575
Will it be fantasy setting or modern?

>>53509844
Dusk city or Spire?

>>53509210
So do these only last an hour or what?

i saw some discussion and a few pages from a cyoa called "eternal rising" or something a few days ago, does anyone have the whole thing or is it a WIP?

>>53509621
Well look, if you're going to kill a goddess for fucking you over, obviously you're going to put just as much blame on the guy that convinced her to do it. It just makes sense.

>>53509907
I have the thing but it is kinda long

>>53509907
It's finished. Fifteen pages.

So naturally nobody wants to post it.

>>53509046
>>53508986
I have a heart boner for Christ-chan.
I want to make her happy and make her laugh.
I want to protect her smile.

>>53509913
You're a white knight autist.

A goddess is more than capable of making her own decisions. No one "convinced" her to do anything. She chose to cheat with some poor guy who probably didn't even know she was taken.

Don't hurt a bro because your gf is a whore.

>>53509899
Nah, if you're confused over some wording issues, that's my fault; They last forever.
>>53509913
Well, I mean killing em is only one solution really. And you don't really have context for why Lear did what he did or why the Goddess ended up doing what she did, which isn't to say what Lear did isn't fucked up, but more that you killing him and the Goddess over something you only have a small piece of the story seems like you're jumping the gun, mate.

>>53509907
If my internet didn't suck I'd post it for you anon. I should be in the pastebin though

>>53509918
The skills/abilities section is all sorts of a mess though

>>53509857
Either / or

>>53509210
>Brews
Beer
White Wine
Hennessey
Brandy

Beer, Brandy, and White Wine would shore up my weaknesses, so I feel somewhat obligated to pick those if I'm given the choice. Hennessey was a hard choice, it was that or Absinthe (I like writing), but I chose it since it synergizes with some later choices.

>Special Brews
Sake
Champagne
Kumpelton

Sake seems like it would be really fun, and it goes great with Hennessey. Champagne since, while I could theoretically come into wealth from the other methods, I doubt I'd reach the level of Champagne as effortlessly. Kumpelton because I'm terrified of dying.

>Companions
Brandy
Red
Wisteria

They are all pretty cute, though I do like them because they seem fun to hang out with. Shooting the breeze with Wisteria while she tinkers, doing whatever catches Brandy's fancy, and tabletop games or other activities with Red.


9/10 CYOA anon, I legitimately had to think hard in regards to several choices and what I would choose in such a situation.

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>>53510056
Posting spire then

>>53510042
It's not that bad, it just suffers from an iffy layout (which keeps it from being longer, to be fair). If it had a web version like Magical Realm, it'd be WAAAY easier to manage.

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>>53510085

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>>53510109

>>53509971
Cheating is never okay. Hell, trying to justify it to people is just going to make them more likely to shitstorm your CYOA.

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>>53510116

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>>53510128
>>53510124
Considering that the only one that is caring about it right now is you it seems that the only one that wants to cause a shitstorm is you

>>53510138
I care too. If you think it's okay in any way, shape or form you should kill yourself.

>>53510145
I don't think it is ok but you two are blowing the thing out of proportion like retards

>>53510155
What are you, some kind of cuck?

>>53510124
True, though I never said it was okay, just that jumping to killing was a bit much, if semi-understandable because I know mates that think the same. My bad if it seemed otherwise, mate.
>>53510073
Thanks for the praise mate, knowing that some random people find just a bit of enjoyment in something I put time into is a good feeling.

>>53510178
>killing was a bit much
The very existence of people that think that cheating is okay was a mistake.

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>>53510178
This other guy jumping in, I don't know who he is, but the reason I'd want to kill her is because Goddess are beings to worship, respect, and exalt. If you don't punish her, nobody ever will, and if she gets off lightly, she'll have plenty of people treating her like a moral paragon and praising her name no matter what she did to you. It really gets under my skin that not only would she get away with it, but people would still praise her like nothing happened, or maybe she'd get her priests to spin the event like she was in the right and paint you as a villain. Injustice like that bothers me.

>>53510191
I know I'm probably being baited, but hey I'll just drink more shots or something to laugh about this later, but I guess ignoring portions of my post to cherry pick my statements is cool, too.

I said my piece, I don't want to get into some shit-fest on a Monday, mate. Hope you have a blessed day, the best breakfast, good times with your friends, spend some time enjoying life, some great lunch, nice dinner, great sleep, and just a good day overall.

>>53510252
See >>53510238

The person you're replying to is a second person that jumped in at some point.

>>53510252
You're disgusting.

>>53510264
I know you're the frogposter.

>>53510272
I know you're a piece of shit.

>>53510279
Why do you have this habit of jumping into other people's conversations and trying to ruin them and take them on a turn for the mindlessly hostile?

>>53510314
Why are you such a faggot?

>>53510238
>>53510258
Well, I get to drink more shots, so something good came outta this.

Anyways, yeah that's understandable reasoning, mate. Due to the nature of how I want things to go down, you'll at least come into contact with said Goddess, so you'll get the chance to kill her or bring her actions into light in such a way that she's no longer worshiped which would diminish her. Essentially robbing her of her power. As I figure more shit out I'll probably post more about it here.

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>>53510272
Sure, blame me. I'm actually not opposed to cheating. If someone cheats then their partner must have done something wrong. You wouldn't get milk 5 miles down the road if your own cow produced it properly.

I'd be the last to throw a fit about "cheating" in a cyoa.

>>53510324
Just wanted to put my reasons out there so I wouldn't look as mindless as the other guy. But yeah, keep drinking and having fun.

I'd join you but it's like 7am here and I'm pretty sure drinking now is the sign of an alcoholic.

>>53510252
>but hey I'll just drink more shots or something to laugh about this later
I urge you not to. Alcoholism is no joke. Quit while you're ahead.

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>>53510330
jesus christ this is some next-gen bait.

let's just post more CYOAs before someone takes it

>>53510324
A good suggestion for a CYOA like this is a fall girl. A new waifu to lick your wounds. Childhood friend, battle partner, devil girl, hell, another rival goddess, just someone who loves you and who you can hook up with to feel better.

>>53510377
This would be good with a more modern expansion.

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What's your opinion on the toxic female body image set forth by most cyoas?

>>53510396
Go for it boy.

>>53510338
I may or may not be considered an alcoholic then. I've been up since like 8-9am yesterday and it's nearly been 24 hours, I'mma crash hard. Drinking and relatively light Insomnia don't mix well.
>>53510356
Don't worry, I know my limit decently well, plus I got my mates to stop me when they think I had enough. And you guys to distract me from drinking. I've spent most of the day working anyways, with small shots interspersed.
>>53510384
I can see ya point, maybe I'll do something like that for a V1.1 or something.

>>53510424
Already got a CYOA senpai.

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>>53510377
>can't fuck his waifu properly
>she has another man fulfill her needs
>REEEEEEEEEs and blames his waifu

Don't pick a cyoa waifu you're not man enough for.

Have you ever tried turning your cyoa waifu into a tulpa?

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>>53510495
I'm on a The Surge kick at the moment, so this CYOA is really satisfying.

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>>53510085
Is this an existing setting or just something the author made up?

In any case

>Male
>Dusk City
>Technologist

>Speed 2
>Stealth 2
>Network 2
>Hacking 3

I am the Panopticon; I see all, whether its through cameras, minions or just by hiding in the right place.

I can't fight worth a damn though, but I sure can run away if I need to. Ideally I'm not getting into combat, I'm an information broker first and foremost.

>Black Knight
>Kya Wunder
>Kyab Wunder
>Kyur Wunder

The Knight is my personal bodyguard (though we don't get along that well) with the Wunders a my hands and extra eyes in the City.

>Stevenson Von Drake
>Id

Friends in high and low places

>Infinite Regalia
Backing the holy order to keep my fellow techs safe.

>>53510489
Induced insanity is bad.

>>53510377
Neat, I havent seen this one before.

>Healer
>Woodsleep

>Kirg
>Oeyk
for allies and
>Yerugnu
as adversary

>>53510489
I tried to make a tulpa once but i had no idea what to do with her so it ended up in nothing but i guess i will end up finishing her in the future

>>53510549
>just something the author made up

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>still no hulk-fu CYOA

Is 1.5 the final version of Traveller? I mean, since what Highlander will create next is just a way to pander a sperg, the 1.5 should count as final.

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>dad walks in

>>53510838
Why are you asking a question then answer it yourself?

>>53510844
POST THE FUCKING BOX

>>53510844
This is an old version, isn't it?

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>>53510844
>>53510881
yes

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>>53510871
You sure you want it?

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>>53510769
Its not a trick question anon, I'm asking if its some anime I'm unfamiliar with or an original setting.

>>53509210
brews
>absinthe
>tequila
>whiskey
>brandy
life on easy street, I'd choose gin but it sounds tiring

special brews
>sake
>champagne
>everclear
basically become rick from rick and morty except comfy

companions
>cham
cham is best girl
>red
basically my actual waifu
>lear
sounds like a fun time

love the cyoa, dude, and your drunk mellowness is a nice change of pace from a lot of the previous threads. By the way, are you Australian?

>>53510915
Nice build dude, appreciate the comfy life style. And, yeah, I'm part Australian from my dad's side of the family.

>>53510948
cunt

>>53510898
faction
>shadowroamers
enemies
>abyssal (gives one hundred because of faction)
>princess okai
total points: 225
take riding
monsters:
two fucking dragons

The world is my bitch

>>53510948
Yeah, Australian myself, just the vibe you were giving out made me wonder

You retards should stop with the fucking hentai bullshit.

TokHaar, if you're reading this, please make a CYOA like nemesis where you can instead turn an anon in the thread into your 2D waifu sex slave. Like this guy >>53511050

>>53510979
Yeah, small world, mate. Mum sometimes says I take after my dad a bit, but he's a dickhead mostly, so I'm glad he buggered off when he did
>>53510956
Thanks, mate.

>Want companions to have interaction
>Want players to get a choice in who they take
Is there a way around this where the player's choices still matter, so they can't just easily have them all?

>>53508850
roll

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>>53511216
Fantasy DLC

>>53510898
I answered you. He made it up.

>>53511129
I don't understand.
Are you saying interaction with the player or with other companions?

>>53511276
Other companions. Like I want to say X is friends with Y, but I want the option for the player to pick X and not Y, while not making it feel like a false choice. And I'm trying to do it in a not completely artificial manner, or at least not brazenly so

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>>53511129
Give companions certain perk/personality requirements.

You can't pick Stacy if you're a NEET. You need to be /fit/ to befriend Chad. Mr Goldergstein, CEO? You need some personal wealth/power for him to consider you an equal.

This is my pet peeve. Too many cyoas offer to let you make a gang of misfits, except no one has anything in common and they're all pretty much gods in their own respect.

>>53511309
Who is this qt patootie

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>>53509210
Picking the stuff I've drunk, first:
>Rum
>Whiskey
>Vodka
Whiskey's effect seems nice.
>Brandy
Picking it for the effect but I'll use tiny doses. Gains won from cheating aren't gains you can be proud of.

I'd love to drink some boxwine.
Picking
>Brandy
as a companion because Panty > Stocking >> Scanty and Kneesocks

>>53511289
>Like I want to say X is friends with Y, but I want the option for the player to pick X and not Y, while not making it feel like a false choice.
I don't see the problem with saying that.

>>53511353
Eh, I like Stocking a bit more, but Panty is decent too, mate. Different strokes for different folks and all that shit.

>>53511289
Just go ahead and do it. In fact I think when the characters have interactions with each other and not just you its much better at giving them life.

People can still choose to take them or not, they'll do so regardless.

In fact character interactions in a party for good or bad is the whole point of my current WIP

>>53508588
they think polyamora, bevin, and the crystal spire are a pretty good combo i guess

>>53511392
I just like her. She seems like a fun person and the later episodes makes me think she could truly care for someone else.

>>53511456
Yeah, when she gets over the whole "literal angel of lust" thing, she's pretty cool. I based Brandy's personality after how she was towards the end of the anime from memory.

>>53508588
>why is our son dabbling in shady magical rituals
>what do you mean he killed 6 people
>what does chuuni mean?

>>53509210
Hennessy - An excellent boost for my other choices. Dexterity is great for art and science.

Absinthe - Easily my favorite choice from this section. I've always struggled with creativity and inspiration.

Gin - I also struggle with lack of energy, although it doesn't seem like this will help with motivation issues. Still, useful.

Brandy - hard call between this and Beer, but I figure I can always get myself in shape with this and Gin, but I can't get myself healthy with Beer and Gin.

Everclear - We mad scientist now.

Cocktails - We really mad scientist now. With this, Everclear, and Absinthe, I'm either going to save the world or do something very stupid.

Kumpeltod - Requisite.

Cham - He seems like a lot of fun, and would be fun to do cosplay with.

Red - The waifuest of waifu options. Nah also keep me from doing something silly.

Wisteria - I keep going back and forth between her and Lear, but I figure she could probably teach me some useful things, and I just know that Red would find teasing the poor thing hilarious.

>>53509210
>Horo and Death waifu inspired in the same CYOA

what have you done anon. I'm completely sober and still have no idea of what to do.

>>53511495
Good. She got based near the end.

>>53510495
>>53510513

Let's see, I love fringe, biotechnician characters.

>Research and development: Biotechnician
>Suit: Unregistered carna.
>Augmentation: Temporal contriver
>Carna symbiotic Melding
>Main weapon: Unigov laser rifle
>Sidearm:Unidentified gun
>Utility: Organic blade
>Starting location: Research labs
>Companions: The flesh watcher, Parasitized pilot Emi and Psyaug slave Timothy

Basically, a scientist that found himself with very weird shit going on and trying to survive, he starts at the labs since seems fitting for the character and a good place to start improving the equipment before going to other places, his laser works as a tool and the sidearms in the form of the unidefintied pistols and the organic swords complement to deal with enemies that the other can't. His companions are contaminants, except for Emi who will serve as his nearest thing to a human side and a proxy in case I need human interaction.

>>53511584
Good choices. Red will definitely give ya the slap to the back of the head if you try and make an item that'll cause too many problems, Cham can fund your projects and cosplay with you, and Wisteria is good for Science!, and being a mad scientist is pretty great. Most of the time.
>>53511595
Pick both, then pick another companion. I mean, I made sure people could pick 3 after all, mate. I'm sure you can figure it out dude. I believe in ya.

>>53507464
Roll

>>53508588
>This genie isn't gonna be up our asses all the time for not eating Halal, is she?

>>53510377
>Defender
>[Ruinblade], Starveil
>Chrriyy, Terguk, <Ghlovu>
We night shift now.

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My post-apocalyptic C.Y.O.A. has got far enough that you can do builds with it, so go nuts!

Missions to come... at some point.

First section; settings.

>>53511595
More than one waifu will enrich your laifu.

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>>53511772
Second part; archetypes.

>>53509210
>Brandy
Health and good looks is a yes
>Absinthe
With this i could actually get the inspiration to make a CYOA
>Gin
Goodbye depression
>Hennessey
It is hard to pass the capacity for improbable feats of dexterity
>Moonshine
Shapeshifting? well it probably makes brandy kinda redundant but fuck it
>Hard cider
Controlling plantlife is a pretty cool power
>Kumpeltod
Obligatory inmortality
>Absinthe(Companion)
Poor girl i want to see her smile again
>Cham
Sounds like my kind of friend
>Red
I want to waifu her
>>53511584
Damm your build is so similar to mine that looks like i copied yours

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>>53511772
>>53511799
Third section; abilities.
On suggestions from previous threads, I've removed the restriction on how many abilities / skills can be taken; now you can take as many as you can afford.

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>>53511216

Sitmut-Nefert

>PreAgriculture 10,000BC, Anywhere
>Mysterious Stranger
>Polyglot (5)
>Flight 1 (7)
>Strength & Speed 1 (11)
>Reflexes & Reaction 1 (15)
>Impervious 3 (27)
>Non-Reactor (29)
>Regeneration 3 (38)
>Endurance 2 (46)
>Super Senses 1 (48)
>Temperature Tolerance 2 (54)
>Diet 2 (59)
>Sanitary Convenience 2 (63)
>Iron Gut (64)
>Beauty (66)
>Bestmaster Major (75)
>Blessed One Major (85)
>Stormsage Major (95)
>Firedancer Major (105)
>Other 3 Elemental Schools (135)
>Enchanting Minor (140)
>Master of Motion (150)
Shared World 5 points left over for equipment.
>Personal Omni-Weapon 2 (152)
>Pesonal Omni-Wear 1 (153)

Quests
>Sorceress Supreme
>The Empire Eternal
>Myth Maker

Drawbacks
>The Slow Pace of History
>Shared World

>invited to rule new world as a Goddess alongside a newly ascended God
>rule as protector mother Goddess of tribe on Mediterranean island
>other newly ascended God becomes God Emperor of Romans
>eventually Romans become strong and conquer my tribe, I'm defeated in epic God battle
>flee to America very upset about losing tribe that I loved
>AZTECS BUILD YOUR NEW GODDESS BIGGEST PYRAMID OF ALL TIME OR I'LL MAKE IT RAIN FIRE!
>MAKE SACRIFICES TO YOUR NEW GODDESS EVERY MONTH OR I'LL SUMMON STORMS TO RUIN YOUR CROPS!
>BUILD YOUR NEW GODDESS A TEMPLE IN EVERY TOWN OR I'LL MAKE THE ANIMALS OF THE WILD TURN AGAINST YOU!
>IF YOU WANT YOUR NEW GODDESS TO HEAL YOUR SICK THEN BRING ME GIFTS AND TREASURES FIT FOR AN ENTIRE EMPIRE!
>teach Priestesses of my following minor Blessed one and Minor Stormsage, High Priestesses might learn Minor Beast Master
>Coyote God from the north pulls prank on me and releases sacrifices
>invade the north with a huge army, killing and destroying
>Coyote Trickster God confronts me and makes me think he has powerful army full of monstrous creatures
>flee and order army to withdraw while I summon volcano to devastate the land

To be continued?

>>53507524

Creep.

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>>53511772
>>53511799
>>53511841
Fourth section; skills.

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>>53511772
>>53511799
>>53511841
>>53511876
Fifth section; weapons part 1.

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>>53511772
>>53511799
>>53511841
>>53511876
>>53511903
Sixth section; weapons part 2.

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>>53511772
>>53511799
>>53511841
>>53511876
>>53511903
>>53511926
Seventh section; vehicles.

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>>53511772
>>53511799
>>53511841
>>53511876
>>53511903
>>53511926
>>53511961
Eighth section; equipment part 1.

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>>53511772
>>53511799
>>53511841
>>53511876
>>53511903
>>53511926
>>53511961
>>53511982
Ninth section; equipment part 2.

>>53512015
I love your writing style.

>>53512015
The way you post makes me want to smack you in the fucking face.

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>>53511772
>>53511799
>>53511841
>>53511876
>>53511903
>>53511926
>>53511961
>>53511982
>>53512015
Tenth section; companions part 1.

>>53512033
looking back on a decade of feeling like you, it's actually good for you, you should try to feel like that as much as possible

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>>53511772
>>53511799
>>53511841
>>53511876
>>53511903
>>53511926
>>53511961
>>53511982
>>53512015
>>53512039
Eleventh section; companions part 2.
One more to go.
>>53512019
Thanks!
>>53512033
Sorry?

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>>53511772
>>53511799
>>53511841
>>53511876
>>53511903
>>53511926
>>53511961
>>53511982
>>53512015
>>53512039
>>53512086
Twelfth and final (so far) part; companions part 3.

Missions are being worked on, and in the mean time any comments and criticism are welcome. Particularly; I'm considering increasing the number of starting points.

>>53511982
>Praise the lord
So does this give you infinite ammo?

>>53512141
where is seraphim? maybe im blind or something but Lilly's description references someone named seraphim and i cannot find them.

>>53512180
First page of the companions, first on the right

>>53512180
christ nevermind, for some reason i was looking at that companions page and not moving above gok and schmeckler

>>53512141
i would suggest combining some of these pages together cuz the more pages you have the less likely people are gonna post your cyoa

>>53512141
Could you post the picture of the pre-war armour?

>>53512141
>in the mean time any comments and criticism are welcome

Looks pretty good anon; I'll have to work up a build for it when the finished product comes around.

I think the combat penalty for Bunker Babies is a little too high at the moment, I'd drop it a bit and maybe remove them getting Loadsamoney for free, not every Vault Boy or Girl is going to come out from underground with cash on hand after all.

I really like the mechanics you've set up for relationships, and look forward to something similar for missions.

I think at the length it is you might as well just make it a PDF though.>>53512019

>>53511867
hey Angel
were you in the weird RP followthrough a few people did in the alterhistory Shared World?
the one that was basically ERP

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>waifu is a size queen

DELET CYOA DELET!

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>>53512288
Okay.

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Choose your path, /cyoag/

>>53512353
Thank you!

>>53512316
...is this directed at >>53512039
?
Are you into Sally?

>>53512141
I hate your tone, to be honest. It's the sort of smarmy tongue in cheek meta-ironic crap that tears me right out of any kind of immersion. Especially the shit where you call the reader a pervert when you're the guy who put in the options in the first place. If that's your voice then have fun with it, but you come off like a hipster who is only making a post-apocalyptic CYOA to be ironic.

>>53512415
>Especially the shit where you call the reader a pervert when you're the guy who put in the options in the first place.
There is a huge difference between the author calling the audience something and the narration calling the audience something.

>>53512415
Oh, another thing. Your tone is inconsistent as all fuck too. Look at your description of Mutant Jungle and High Seas - they're different as night and day. If you insist on the smirking stuff, keep it throughout all the options. If you want to be serious, keep that throughout. But jumping around just makes the whole thing look shoddy.

>>53512442
Not when the narrator is the author instead of a character.

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>>53511961
I kinda miss a dunebuggy vehicle.

>>53512415
I like the tone just fine, and most of the sections where it calls the reader a pervert are warranted if their thoughts had gone that way anyhow

>>53512141
"6 or more means no possibility of romance".
So why would there be any number higher than 6?

>>53512608
Pretty Face reduces romance difficulty by 1.

>>53512608
Theres a bunch of things that can modify romance values spread throughout by the looks of it.

>>53511799
>planes
lamo

when did you realize there are no more fun original cyoa ideas left?

>>53512808
there's plenty left, even many well known franchises haven't been ripped off yet

>>53512808
There's plenty of fun original CYOA ideas. We just aren't fun or original people, which is why 99% of our CYOAs are generic power fantasies and/or masturbatory fantasies.

>>53509210
>Brews
Beer
White Wine
Hennessey
Absinthe

>Special Brews
Moonshine
Sake
Kumpeltod

>Companions
Absinthe
Red
Wisteria

Pretty great SDA. Now I want a drink.

>>53512808
Thats not true, but even if it was there are plenty of new versions of old favourites to look forward to.

>>53512808
When Italics never posted PPP+

>>53512853
>We just aren't fun or original people,
Or creative, or motivated...

>>53512853
>We just aren't fun or original people, which is why 99% of our CYOAs are generic power fantasies and/or masturbatory fantasies

Hell, even those aren't so bad so long as you realise thats what they are. Its okay to have a little fun happy imagination time where you're a super wizard with a hot waifu; isn't escapism what this board is all about?

>>53512386
>Implying it's a choice and not a sequence of events.

>>53512808
I don't have a single idea in my noggin. >>53512839

>>53512141
With Heart of Ice, can I still make my companions view ME as a romantic interest, even if they are not genuinely my romantic interest?

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>new internet is so bad that trying to upload any CYOAs more than a 1MB or so is impossible due to timed out captchas

this is the worst

>>53513142
that's okay anon, just start looking into waifu cyoas, they're perfect for you

>>53513022
I consider generic power fantasies and masturbatory fantasies the equivalent of potato chips for escapism. Yeah they sate that hunger, and they're easy to just chomp down, metaphorically speaking, but ultimately they don't really satisfy that need.

>>53513217
Because they aren't real, nigga.

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>>53513160
I know that feeling exactly anon, I'm so sorry.

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>>53507464
>Dragonborn
I am scaly scum like that. But also because I'm gaming the system a little for later.

>Crystal
I make my own weapons, my own bases, and my own additional armoring!

>Hunger
I'm already a fatass, I'm just a dragonborn, how much more would I really need to eat compared to now?

>Masked
I am now a sneaky walking tank.

I will live as a bounty hunter to make my ends meet, and if needby, I will thieve with cat-like grace.

>>53509075
Felira, Hillside manor, Balrogs, Styx HQ

>>53509575
Aetherial
Death and Nature
Hunting, The Moon, The Home

Some cultures think of death as a reaper, but I am a huntsman. I come for my people under the cover of night and take them with a silent arrow. But the fear of a predator stalking in the night is not all there is to me, at the end of a long, tiring life, I bring them to the Great Lodge to rest by a warm hearth with their ancestors, feast on the hunt of the day and drink deep from tankards of mead.

(that sounds a lot edgier than I had intended, I had just wanted to be a cool hunter death god)

>>53513217
Thats pretty much how I view them, though I've been binging on them lately to cover for the lack of tabletop games in my current life

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>>53513246
It wasn't supposed to be this way, the new coverage should be better

Its a long weekend coming up and I was going to try finish and post OC too

>>53513217
I always treated them as an in-between, even as a pallet cleanser for bigger works. That's when I write them too.

>>53513232
I know that, dumbfuck. But some CYOAs can temporarily satisfy that need for escapism, while others are just time-wasters.

>>53513361
We're all wasting time here.

>>53513371
If you enjoy it is not wasted time

>>53513382
I enjoy nothing.

>>53513210
>waifu cyoa's
>better than no cyoa's
You sicken me

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>>53513393
You sure are edgy, I bet you're a ton of fun at parties.

>>53513435
I don't go to parties.

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>>53513443

>>53513393
Well, I do. Maybe you're just a boring person.

>>53513432
i didnt say anything about their quality, i merely said they're a good choice for him