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>>53516166
cyoas were a mistake
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>>53516166
This is hard. I want to make a cyoa where anon joins a secret society of Chads but I also want to really humiliate anon. Any ideas?

I want him to cry when he realises none of the options are real and he's still a microdicked NEET loser.
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>>53516166
Undeath, Dark Form, Bloom. Spend my unlife touching the world, and eliminate the human propensity towards intraspecies violence.
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>>53516287
Just have a mystery box saying in real life the player is as pathetic as you are
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>>53516287
Write a bunch of moeblob waifus, releasing them one at time as 'wips' and taking a break for something to really stretch it out. After people have talked about the waifus enough and picked their favourite, release complete cyoa.

Part 2 is picking which /cyoag/ author will cuck them.
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>>53516300
Delirium's mission, Despair's seal, Desire's reward. Wish to possess truly infinite omnipotence and the knowledge to control and use it easily, well, and immediately. Completely obliterate the multiverse and remake it to be less fucky, and leave DC out of it this time.
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Posting again because my sins must be laid bare before the world
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>>53516395
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>1 = watch cartoons all night
>2 = work on my cyoa
I could probably finish it tonight.
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>>53516569
How shameful.
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>>53516613
Why go into a separate thread when it's posted in this one? >>53516542
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>>53516666
because i'm stupid and dumb
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>>53516166
I really should do a gallery sometime. It's a fairly decent way to learn to contribute.
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>>53516166
>devoted doctor
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>>53516603
Second time in a row baby. The die-gods know cyoa's are dead.
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>>53516735
One way would be to go back couple threads, pick the unwritten gallery and write the texts for it. That way you don't need to worry about begging for images but failing to deliver.

I don't think it would be even rude to steal the gallery since it's all stolen images anyway, just don't pretend to be the genie. Or just don't release it, it's not bad idea to practice writing all by yourself. Write the descriptions, hide the gallery for a week and then go through it to see if it still feels good after a while.
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>>53516735
It's also extremely boring and forgettable.
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>>53516449
Everyone would just pick Angel then and claim her as a concubine while living happily ever after with their waifu.
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>>53511772
Mutant Jungle
Neo Barbarian

Abilities (150)
>Brute Strength (0)
>Resilient (0)
>Pretty Face (15)
>Snake Like Reflexes (16)
>Be Nimble, Be Quick (12)
Skills (107)
>Wasteland Native (0)
>Implacable (18)
>Hack and Slash + Slice and Dice (25) (Two Handed Melee Weapons)
>Reckless Heroics (7)
Weapons (57)
>Two Handed Melee Weapon + (Zweihander) (12)
>Anti-Material Rifle (Mysterious Benefactor)
>Bayonet + (8)
>Whip (5)
Vehicle (32) (A Tigrex from MonHun)
>Mutant Beast (9)
+Size (3)
+Ferocious (5)
+Empathic Bond (3)
Equipment (12)
>Pre-War Infantry Armor (Lilly Mitchell)
>Radio (12)
>Cool Outfit (Pic Related) (0)
Companions
>Lizzy LeChance
>Lilly Mitchell
>Doctor Black
>Mysterious Benefactor

Will travel the area helping out people for a price with my loyal mount Kaiser while trying to find out who our mysterious benefactor is. Due to my unconstrained sexiness will probably be able to use that to escape from situations which necessitate honorableness. Going to romance Lizzy LeChance after dealing with a few missions so I know her better. Will raise Lilly as a daughter of sorts and have her deal with navigation but will probably have to deal with an Electra complex sprouting eventually. Doctor Black is team medic and will help lighten things up with his humor.

My Zweihander will cut through most enemies and what it cannot deal with my Thunder Pike will (Anti-Material Rifle with bayonet), the whip will be for jungle traveling and general non-lethal attacks.
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>>53516166
>Undeath
>Storm Guardian
>Searing Strike
Life as a metal cover album sounds fucking rad.
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>tfw Steven Universe is getting really intense
>tfw the setting is completely unsuited for a cyoa

Fuck all of this.
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>>53517061
>completely unsuited for a cyoa
Why?
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>>53517061
How is it unsuited for a CYOA?
>you are now a helf-gem hybrid, choose a gem
>ruby tier: 1 point
>peridot tier: 2 points
>etc
>rest of the points on connections on earth and a homebase
>choose one of the following gem invasion events to fight off
>red eye
>cluster
>fusion hedonists turning your planet in a naturist camp
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>>53517061
Isn't the entire show about genderless robots that are all clearly female?
It's waifushit.
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>>53517182
>waifushit
So it would make a perfect cyoa?
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>>53517173
I figured it wouldn't be wish-fullfilling enough.
>>53517177
This is a good idea though.
>>53517182
>waifushit
You can only wish you have a bond as pure with your waifu as a fusion.
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>>53517323
>I figured it wouldn't be wish-fullfilling enough
Do it anyways sounds like it could be a good cyoa
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>>53517182
It's a really interesting and comfy show about the aftermath of a rebellion fought between gems that decided the fate of planet Earth. The MC is a hybrid and was raised by his mother's friends and "subordinates". The gems are an alien race of inorganic sapient space rocks with bodies made out of hardlight.

Shit is going down now as Homeworld has regained an interest in Earth and it's being revealed that everything that took place on Earth might have been nothing but a cover up for a political coup.
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>>53517415
sounds like one of those things only a retarded kid would be interested in and you're still in it for the nostalgia

last time i listened to someone like you because he actually got a big fucking tattoo of his stupid interest, but it was still the same shit as i should have known it would be
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>>53517323
There are plenty of non-wishfulfillment CYOAs. As long as the setting or mechanics are interesting, people will be drawn to it.
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>>53517473
No idea what you're trying to say. It's a kid's show and it's not the best show ever or anything but it's pretty unique. Something worth watching when you want to turn your brain 75% off.
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Did the HOMM3 cyoa ever get finished?
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>>53517644
He stopped posting WIPs at some point, that's the last I herad about it.
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>>53516166
How long does it take to create a CYOA? Some guy said he was making a guardian CYOA and I'm curious as to when we can expect it to be finished.
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>>53517728
>How long does it take to create a CYOA?
Anywhere from an hour or two to well over a year, depending on numerous factors.
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>>53517728
>Zodiac Brides Guy
he said a week but the last one he made took a couple months
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>>53517779
I believe in zodiac guy he will deliver in one week and 2 days
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>>53517519
I find it laughable how underpowered this is compared to the individuals it's supposed to enable people to take on.
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>>53517728
How long is a piece of string?
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Do cyoas ever make you feel adequate?
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>>53517866
Does sameposting ever make you feel like you're wasting time?
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>>53517173
It condones rape and faggotry.
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>>53516166
Undeath
Megacity
Haunted House

Comfy Spooks here I come.
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Posting other's anon work.
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>>53517728
You know how you can make the waiting seem shorter?
Make a cyoa!
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>>53517933
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>>53517914
that makes it sound about 20 times more suited for a cyoa than most other things
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>>53517814
I agree. Maybe if it were some sort of standalone monster hunter/curer CYOA, it would work. But some of these other ones just sprinkle gifts on you. Telekinesis, super speed, reality and time manipulation, matter bending, and that's not even getting into the myriad planet-cracking weapons or items. Meanwhile, you have maybe one effective weapon to deal with all this shit-- and it's a SWORD. These motherfuckers have mechs and Marvel powers and shit. How the fuck am I supposed to square up with that? Unless this is Metal Gear Rising rules OF NATURE. Then it might be a more fair fight.
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>>53517950
Sounds good, I'll get working on that Maid CYOA I said I'd do earlier.

Expect it to take a long time though, this is the first time I've made a CYOA and the second time I've used GIMPs for anything.
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>>53518119
Good luck!
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>>53517811
Prepare to be disappointed anon.
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>>53518152
I am always ready for that
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>>53518173
But your parents weren't ready.
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>>53518211
Sad but true
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>>53518119
>Expect it to take a long time though
And there's your answer anytime you ask how long it takes to make a CYOA
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>>53517644
>HOMM3

What's that?
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>>53517779
Tbf, Guardian is supposed to be smaller in amount of writing required and Persona 5 caused large delay.
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>>53518362
I ain't dunkin on your boy
I like Zodiac Anon
I'm just sayin cyoas very rarely get delivered on time
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>>53518324
probably Heroes of Might & Magic 3
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>>53517061
>>53517177
For that matter, you know what other cartoon would make an excellent CYOA? Samurai Jack.
>There's this planet that has been taken over by the embodiement of evil
>you can settle there, away from your own galactic government, if you win his favor with evil deeds
>balance how much atrocities you're willing to commit against the local population against territory and perks you get from Aku's regime
>get some wacky culture, natural abilities and tech of your own out of a limited point pool
>choose which of these familiar faces from the show is trying to stop your evil deeds in your territory
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>>53518556
You don't have to ask us for permission, you can make it if you want.
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>>53517814
It's an old image.
CYOAs have changed since then
it used to be island/basement CYOAs and stuff on about this powerlevel
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>>53518556
The foreign rapist and destroyer of peaceful villages is already made no one will play the CYOA
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>>53518595
/cyoag/ is filled with idea guys just coming up with a endless stream of ideas hoping someone else can put in the hard work to make them real
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>>53518595
If I come up with a cool idea, I'll mention it. But I have a great deal many more good ideas than I have time.
You're going to have to be satisfied with imagining what it would look like.
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>>53518611
There are loads of waifu CYOAs which are pretty much the same, and each time a new one's out people play it.

And what 'rape and pillage' are you refering to? I don't remember anything like that.
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>>53518636
I'd trade in every single one of those dumbasses for one guy who makes semi-decent OC.
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>>53518636
And the ones that do get done are done fucking terribly

Like Radical Islam for example, Geenymous fucking murdered that idea
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>>53517728
>>53517779
The writing is usually what takes the longest, but this one is gonna be one page and the writing is coming to me a hell of a lot more easily than Zodiac Brides is done.
I'll keep working as much as I can bring myself to, but please be patient.
>>53517811
That is a specific ass deadline.
I'll see what I can do.
>>53518415
I've only done the one so far. But it did take a while. In my defense, it was 8 pages long and really text heavy.
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>>53518556
>For that matter, you know what other cartoon would make an excellent CYOA? Samurai Jack.
Reminder that Highlander has plans for a CYOA based on it.
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>>53518742
What's you definition of terrible?
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>>53518741
>Implying we're not all making other OC
Can't we just talk about hypothetical shit without you jumping on our backs about getting to work in the OC mines?
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>>53518742
Wow.
Someone was nice enough to put in the work for you and you repay them by taking a dump on them.
Thanks for reminding everyone not to do it again.
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>>53517061
Am I the only one that finds cyoas based entirely on one universe completely uninteresting? It takes no creativity. You just divide up shit from the universe, usually right from a main character, and choose from that.

At the very least superhero shit makes a bit of sense, considering the variability generally found there
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>>53518789
what?
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>>53518797
You must be a moron if you really think so.
I am in fact implying that. I wager not ten percent of the posters have ever made or ever will make a CYOA.
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>>53518820
i keep telling you people that "when you make it" is not a meme but the only reasonable response to random wild requests, and you never believe me

this will always happen because the anon who has an idea really is the only one who can turn it into reality, anyone else making it will create something else that probably only vaguely resembles the idea

and of course in most cases the ungrateful moron will then whine about it, even though it's their own fucking fault
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>>53518980
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>>53518917
polls over the years consistently showed about 33%, though it is possible the number has declined a bit lately with the overall decline of the quality of this place, but im still guessing its at least 25%
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>>53519007
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>>53518983

81st post best post.
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Is cyoag as open about shotas as it is about lolis?
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>>53519125
Only straight shota.
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>>53519015
Funny how I've never seen any polls in my three years here.
Funny how you don't have any proof either.
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>>53519125
/ss/ yes
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>>53519148
Why?
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>>53519161
not my problem you aren't here often enough or are making it up or whatever

and before you whine about proof again, please give me a reason to care about proving this to you
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>>53519148
>>53519178
>/ss/
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>>53518980
>>53519007
>>53519034
I know I'm a degenerate sinner for masturbating to my fetishes but this is getting ridiculous. You've successfully created a CYOA where I feel too guilty to actually get turned on.
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>>53512292

No. I missed that one. My character wasn't going in an ERP direction anyway though.
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>>53519212
You've already responded twice.
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>>53518980
The aliasing on the censoring crosses are really bothering me more than they should.
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>>53516395
type:
>ethereal
lets directly interact
male*

major:
>magic
>wisdom
with wisdom i will be pushing towards high technology.
combined with magic this makes me god of magic, technology, and particularly magitech.

minor:
>prophecy
>creativity
>crafts (machinery and clockwork)
prophecy goes well with mysterious magic/wisdom god who never gives a straight answer.
creativity takes a slightly different meaning in the hands of the god of engineering.
craft is basically required with my major specialization.

so who else is in my pantheon?
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>>53519405
that doesn't work, as caring enough to respond and caring enough to dredge up ancient strawpolls are two different things

im onto your tired tricks anon, it aint gonna work on me
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>>53518980
This is great. I'm coming for you, Angel.
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>>53519215
Go be gay somewhere else
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>>53516166
Hey Beri, I got a question.
Can I use the design layout of your genie art gallery so I can make one? Me and a mate kicked around enough good ideas to make one.
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>>53517866

Very
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>>53518980
>>53519007
>>53519034
TokHaar senpai, pls let me pay you for a cyoa
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>>53517866
Is this Gintoki? I've honestly wondered but assumed it was just another character that looked similar.
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So, I've been taking a look at /cyoag/ every now and then, but never really posted anything. A - hopefully fun - idea came over me when I was thinking about games my buddies run, though, and in the heat of the moment I've done a thing.

I'm really bad at aestethics.
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>>53519601
Gamist GM sounds perfect.
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>>53519601
Comfy GM
I don't have any friends and I'd like to try drugs.
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>>53519601
gamist sounds bad, but the other two sound good

show the box though
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>>53519601
THE BOX!
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>>53519601

And the mystery box.
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>>53519601
>tfw I already ate the brownies man
Probably go with storyteller. I love getting lost in the story.
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>>53519665
Fuck once again foiled by my impulse to take the box i should had chosen gamist
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>>53519665
i dont think this is gonna work out anon
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>>53519540
Dude, he has a fan gallery template in his drive pretty much for that exact reason.
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>>53519540
> kicked around enough good ideas to make one.
I don't think you know how these work:
People post images.
You make images into options.
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>>53519723
Sweet, never knew that.
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>>53519825
Dude.
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>>53519556
>pls let me pay u for a cyoa
Do you want to pay me for making a specific CYOA or you just want to give me money?
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>>53519787
I just meant the design. Plus that's just semantics anyway.
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>>53519877
specific CYOA
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>>53519665
fixed
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>>53519934
Post idea. I wanna see what someone would pay a dude to make in paint.
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>>53519934
I don't know, I'm that kind of person who hates to do things I don't feel passionate about but what did you have in mind?
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>>53516166
How about a
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>>53520005
>>53519934
>>53519877
>>53519556

>>53518983
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>>53519977
> Tfw the best campaign you ever had was with a bunch of black and white trash when you were all fucking broke.

I can die with no regrets.
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>>53520005

>>53489845

but it's k if you don't want to
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>>53520072
Do you ever shut up?
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>>53520132
No, just for you sweetheart.
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>>53520121
I possess an almost unlimited amount of fetishes, but hulk girls aren't one of them. But when I will make my Eronomicon CYOA I have planned to include some muscle magic if that is any consolation.
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>>53520072
What did you play?
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>>53519443
Yeah, but you can go to d.
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>>53520196
>I possess an almost unlimited amount of fetishes
>but hulk girls aren't one of them

You're telling me you don't get diamonds when jen moans while transforming into a green muscular mini-giantess?

But ye, the consolation sounds good enough.
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>>53520121
What you willing to pay?
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>>53520196
So as a rapist priest are there any limits? Like is it ok to bang vampire futas now?
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>>53520204
Traveler Mongoose, got the core books from a public library.
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>>53516166
Excellent start to a thread, OP. You know exactly what these threads have been lacking in.
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>>53520309
depends on the quality you're offering
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>>53520335
Yep, you know where to get the template.
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>>53520311
>So as a rapist priest are there any limits?
You can only "punish" sinners, but since no one is free from sin everyone and everything is a viable target.
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>>53520492
I enjoyed this CYOA do you plan in making more in the future?
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>>53518980
>>53519007
>>53519034
and here i thought the mortals who were gonna get the holy dick would be lewd sinners but no, fucking murderers and rapists.

Why would they deserve the goddick of ultimate pleasure?
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>>53520582
Because you can then turn them into lolis and rape them back until they actually become upstanding members of society
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>>53520536
Yeah, mate. I got a longer project I'm working on now, actually. It's a more fantasy/adventure style type of stuff that's connected with Alcohol CYOA somewhat.
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>>53520695
Nice
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>>53520582
I think fujoshis and sluts counts as lewd sinners and ---> >>53520648
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These threads are slowly been going down a bit. But hey its TG whatcha expect.
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>>53520876
These threads never cease, you dumb fuck.

/cyoag/ is literally the most autistic place on /tg/
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>>53520734
What ever happened to the fujoshi whore?
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>>53520943
Got dicked
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>>53520943
looking for another proxy to shitpost from
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>>53518980
>Judas Priest (1H)
>[Bad Luck], Honesty, Reincarnation (2H)
>Divine Beauty+ (Futa Spellblade Mode), Virgula Divina, Sealed Demon+ (Envy) (7H)

>>53519007
>Mortals, Demons [Favored] (4H)
>Sister Katarina (2G)

>>53519034
>Secret Hideout (2G)
>Demon Layer (Greed) (+2H/2G)
>Last Chance (+1H)

>balance before do-overs: 14/18H, 4/7G
>Holy Harem+ (3H, -1G(used))
>The Possessed (1H)
>Sister Cathryn, Lilith (2G)
>base upgrade: Mansion (2G)

Ever wonder what happens when you unleash an Envy demon in a roomful of toys she doesn't own? Chaos happens. Chaos that makes a lot of complacent sinners susceptible to banishments, dickings, and latex-clad acrobatics. Maybe in that order, maybe not, but either way it's not something you can easily buy your way out of.
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>>53520943
Zodiac Brides Guy battled the creature back down into the very pits of Tartarus itself.

It was a glorious battle I hear.
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>>53520926
>this is the only thread I visit on this site
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Can anybody post any recent cyoas made in the last 2 weeks? I've been out of WiFi range.
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>>53521136
literally who?
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>>53521145
I offer you the finest of CYOAs!
>>53518980
>>53519007
>>53519034

The uncensored version can be found on my google drive: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1CwO4KqTgloLXNmUDhjcGFucW8?usp=sharing
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>>53521253
>.jpg
stop this
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>>53521145
Necromancer had an update. Can't post it though, I won't have wifi for a few days.
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>>53519034
The description for Lolicon is fucking hilarious
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Can somebody post the personnal bodyguard/master spy/captain of the guard cyoa, ? The one in which you have to pick a ruler to serve.
I'm on my shitty phone right now, I can't search :c
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>>53521136
>And the vile Fujoshi said unto me once again, "Give me Husbandos!"
>But I refused each time
>The creature became enraged and raised her gelatinous fist against me, but her slug-like arm swang too sluggishly
>With righteous resolve I pulled my blade from its sheath and did battle with the abomination
>Our duel lasted many days, but on the seventh, my blade found its mark and cleaved the creature's head from its bulbous neck
>I stood upon the corpse in victory, gripping the severed head of the beast by its greasy hair and spoke thusly onto the people
>"Waifus for laifu!"
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>>53521593
stop posting and find another game to play so I don't have to see you for a month
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>>53521593
I have the terrible urge to inmortalize this in stone too bad i have no idea about scuplting
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>>53521593
keep posting and don't find another game to play so I can see you this month
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>>53521593
And he appeared in the court of the king of choices, and spoke:
'I hath slain the monster plagueing thy land, so grant me thine daughter's hand in marriage!'
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>>53521543
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>>53518980
>>53519007
>>53519034
>>>/d/7449532
back to /d/ with you
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>>53521741
nein
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>>53521735
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>>53521761
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>>53521735
>>53521761
>>53521792
Thank you very much, anonymous hero !
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>>53519601
Storyteller.
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>>53521741
Not gonna happen, my reign of terror in /cyoag/ will never end!
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>>53517814
The great thing is the dagger that protects you from people who don't want to hurt you. LOL.
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>>53520204
Niggers & Nuchuks
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>>53519215
Fuck you loser
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>>53518980
Saint (14)

Servitude (13)

Divine Protection 2 (10)
Missionary 2 (5)
Immortality 2 (2)
Half Angel 2 (-2)

Mortals (-3)
The Possessed (-4)
Demons (-6)

Sister Aiko (3g)
Sister Sistine (1g)
Sister Mercy (Free)

Secret Hideout (-1g)

Light Bringer (-3)

Last Chance (-2)
Holy Prayer (-1)
Delayed Rescue (0/0g)
Blood Moon
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>>53522475

Are you ironically trying to be retarded or what?
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>>53519665
I picked the box

Hope the players enjoy someone who's never done this before
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IS there a CYOA that exists where one builds a country or city of some sort; choosing the type of economy, military, etc?

And the opportunity to interact with other anons builds? Would that be cool or too complex?
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>>53522627
There was something rather litte a year or two ago, with sliders. But I didn't save it. Civ builders are always popular though.
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>>53522627
Time of Troubles is the best I can think of, I don't have the internet to post all seven pages though. Should be in the Google Drive though.
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>>53522666
>>53522667
Thanks guys
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>>53522144
How does it feel to be a ruler of a steaming pile of shit?
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>>53522144
Unless you keep acting like a dipshit and people start reporting you again. I'm sure there's a mod out there that still hates you.
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>>53522775
Wait, I thought SDA was our God-Emperor of shitposting and autism?
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>>53516166
A handful of typo fixes to this.
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>>53522797

Just shitposting. ZBG is the sovereign of autism here. And we love him for that.
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>>53522715
Gotchu anon. Time of Troubles is my favorite civ builder.
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>>53522857
ZBG needs to setup his own blog, he sure has enough followers to keep it active.
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There needs to be more CYOAs for us Christmas cake fujos to pound our mounds to.
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>>53516395
>>53516542
>Celestial

Go big or go home, I say.

>Death, Wisdom, Order, Defense

I'm half-tempted to swap out Order for Agriculture (I love farms and plantations, so sue me), and they both go with the "God of Civilization" theme I'm going for, but ultimately I think Order wins out. More fitting if I'm going to be high up in, and possibly the head of, the pantheon.

>Justice, The Home

Maybe an odd selection, but ultimately, the home is the foundation of any society, and justice is equally important to have a good society.

Other domains are not lesser, and I harbor no pretensions of inherent superiority, but my choices by far are the most suited to governing. If I'm going to be a god, I mean to be the one running things, and I do not intend to be a Zeus.
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>>53518980
I was thoroughly disappointed when I clicked on this. A legit Crusader CYOA would be pretty cool, I just don't know how one would go about it.
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>>53523233
Gotchu famalam
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>>53522856
Have you ever considered doing another themed Genie? E.g., spooky, awesome, cute, amazing terrain?
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>>53516166
>knight's Quest
>shared Taxi
>Maximum Beat

Sounds like the beginning of an awesome adventure.
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>>53523333
not the anon you're responding to but
this cyoa is actually bretty good
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>>53523442
Yeah, once I finish 4 more to get an even 18.
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>>53520303
I have a ton of fetishes like TokHaar (which is why I like him post /d/), but I'm not into that. That's like tile fetishism, dude.
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>>53520449
But for mortals fujoshi, and feminists are the worst.
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>>53523442
There was a theme genie?
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>>53522927
That's actually really touching, but I don't think I should do that.
I take enough time making actual CYOAs and I'd probably misuse a blog to bitch about anime between actual updates to projects.

Speaking updates, still chugging along with Guardian.
Kinda struggling thinking up abilities.
Any interesting or unique powers you guys wanna see included?
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>>53523923
>Any interesting or unique powers you guys wanna see included?
Just one.
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
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>>53523923
The Guardian gains invulnerability/regeneration in exchange for taking all of their wards wounds/damage, even including age.
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>>53523923

Za Warudo, Killer Queen, Gold Experience.
Also Persona.
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>>53521253
God bless you anon.
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>>53523333
Huh, not half bad. I might actually expand on this when I get free time.

In the meantime:

>Templar Order
>Liberate Cities
>Siege of Jerusalem
>Nobility
>Landed Estate
>The Convert

I don't imagine it gets much comfier in the Crusader Kingdom. I'm not interested in being super rich, just give me some land and people to govern.
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>>53523469
Sounds good. I'll be waiting with pictures that aren't cute girls.

>>53523664
Lewd.
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>>53524200
Anon you responded to but not the original author: some DLC would be awesome, I love the time period but can't write worth shit.
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>>53521735
>>53521761
>>53521792
Is it a reasonable assumption that the best type of guardian for each sovereign is the one(s) that correspond to the tokens given?
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>>53523923
im a sucker for durability powers

i dont suppose some kind of UBW GoB thing could work?
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>>53523923
The guradians power level increases depending on how much they care for their ward, and how deep the bond between them is.
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>>53519034
Manslut Martyr build is go!

Class: Martyr (-0)

Judgements:
Salvation (free)
Fucked Straight (-1H)
Burden of Sin (-1H)

Divine Blessings:
Upgraded Dilligence (-2H)
Virgula Divina (-1H)
Upgraded Immortality (-3H)
Upgraded Holiest of Swords (-2H)

Enemies of God: All of them. (-12H)

Companions:
Sister Anna (-2G)
Sister Sistine (-2G)
Sister Joanna (-2G)
Sister Cathryn (-2G)
Sister Mercy (-2G)
Beatrice Beaufort (-0)

Base of Operations: Church (+1H)

Mission: The Night Queen (+1G +3H)

Drawbacks:
Delayed Rescue (+1G +1H)
Companion: Beatrice (+1G)
B'Elanna Beaufort (+2H)
The Loophole (+2G)

Working under Beatrice Beaufort earned me the ire of B'Elanna Beaufort, which led to the Loophole becoming common knowledge. I've sacrificed everything for the sake of serving my God, and have been blessed with the power to render any monster or evildoer into a repentant human being. Under Beatrice's command I will work tirelessly and without end on purifying the world and providing relief to my fellow servants of God with my Holy Sword.
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>>53524265
>Sira wants to see the world
>Gives tokens for captain
I don't think so
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>>53523923
I want you to write up Cheap Trick except make it sound good so we can mock people who take it.
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>>53523923
You should have the standard gamut. Elements, attributes, buffs, debuffs, control, conditional time. The really weird ones would probably be more interesting. A guardian that enjoys cooking and has fire mastery. Specific powers like meat vision and other weird stuff has the ability to be used more creatively.
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>>53523923
Anything that allows you to defend or heal who the guardian protects.

Something that allows the guardian to provide an offensive power boost to their ward, maybe by temporarily becoming a weapon or them equipping you as armor?

Ability for the ward to create charms that can allow the guardian to sense when the ward's loved ones are in danger and go to protect them so long as they have the charm on their person.

Ability that allows the guardian to move around and see things the Ward wouldn't be able to see (assuming the guardian isn't able to scout ahead by default)

Similarly, an ability to interact with everyday objects if that isn't a default thing. (Maybe a drawback is possible that takes these defaults away?)

Maybe a "winds of fortune" power that lets the guardian give a brief boost of luck to their ward (like suddenly a breeze blows by and moves an object they would trip over, or casually makes some projectiles miss, etc)

Similarly maybe a way to curse others at the ward's command?

Otherwise, if we're thinking like Personas or Stands, then elemental attack powers and some bizarre reality warping powers too.
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>>53524431
This build pleases me.
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There were a couple of anon's in the last thread complaining about their inability to upload larger CYOA files due to captcha's timing out. I'm normally against spoonfeeding but in the interest of variety and general good naturedness here are two small protips:
1. Head to settings at the bottom or top of the page, expand quotes and replying and select legacy captcha
2. On mac or windows hit control +
s to insert spoiler boxes when replying
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>>53523923
Flipping things would be a pretty cool power
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>>53523923
...goddamn it, now I want to hear ZBG bitch about anime.
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>>53524649
I appreciate the tip but it still doesn't work my dude. Or at least the problem persisted when I tried that a couple days ago.

Lemme try again now. Test 1 2 1 2.
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>>53524679
Flipping skirts would be nice.
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>>53524726
Well fuck me it did work! Thanks spoonfeeding anon!
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>>53524644
Hehe I'm happy to hear it! Always enjoy your lewd cyoas.
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>>53524683
Honestly I know it's stupid but I too would totally follow ZBG's blog if he made one.
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>>53524644
Would there be any divine issues with a build that mixed servitude, pregnancy, and mindwipe? Essentially building yourself a harem of pregnant women with a new start? I feel like you couldn't keep fucking them, as there is nothing more to purify
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>>53524683
Madoka Magica was only okay and the Kizumonogatari films are the most amazing and beautiful things I've seen in years.
Also Meme is the best thing about them.
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>>53524840
That would work fine.
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>>53520492
You're a real bro
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>>53524876
Thanks mate, appreciate the praise. Helps me focus on working on my current project.
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>>53524864
>That first spoiler
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>the second
Yeah, it's pretty awesome. Love the series in general, too.
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>>53524602
>meat vision
I'm pretty sure you meant to say "hear vision," but now I have to find that away to make that a thing...
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>>53524683
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meat_Vision
But "hear vision" sounds like a great Stand power.
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>>53523333
Now this is some good shit. I would love if it was expanded upon, however.

Order:
>Order of Knights of the Hospital of Saint John of Jerusalem
Duties:
>Support
>Liberating Cities
Rewards: 1b
>Treasure x2
>Nobility
>Landed Estate
Bride:
>The Convert
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>>53516395
>>53516542
Where the heck do you get all the pictures to fill this
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>>53525013
Hey ZBG, a little while back I think you were talking about how you'd lost a write up on how different characters would win the war.... seeing as I've caught you here I thought I'd give you the heads up that I think it's pretty easy to find on 4plebs or what have you by searching under the Sebastian username. In case it bothered you that your work was lost to the abyss.
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>>53524604
Holy shit Anon! Thank you.
Think I might actually have enough abilities to choose from now...
>>53525042
...what the actual fuck?
>>53525349
That's a damn fine point.
It doesn't bother me that much, I still have most of what I said floating around my head in various forms.
It's just a pain to write the situations in which each Bride has the best chance of winning each time I see that question posted.
I could ignore it.
But I like engaging you guys because it helps me think of new shit and I guinely enjoy it.
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>>53516540
I want to take Your Fetish and just use it to be a girl. I'm sure that isn't what you meant it for, but that absolutely is my fetish.

Immortality because I have to, and then "man" boobs and dick head. It's obviously cheating but fuck you you're a demon.
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>>53519034
Nice concept. Here's my build:

>Class: Gun Priest (-1)

>Judgements:
>Salvation (first one free)
>Fucked Straight (-1)
>Honesty (-1)
Honesty for interrogation, Fucked Straight/Salvation for remedy.

>Blessings:
>Virgula Divina (-1)
>Immortality (-1)
>Angelic Armaments (-1 & -1G)
>Holiest of swords (-1) (kinda needed for "fucked straight" judgement)

>Vulnerable enemies:
>ALL (-12)
No enemy of God should be safe from a true Sanctum Gladium!

>Companions:
>Sister Mercy [Heals n' buffs] (-2G)
>Sister Cathryn [Antimage] (-2G)
>Beatrice Beaufort [Warrior/Tank] (-2G)
We're a nicely balanced party. Bia can protect Cath and Mercy, while their magic allows me to lay waste on the frontlines undeterred.

>Base of Operations
Heaven (-4)
Complete comfort and luxury nearly anywhere, also a failsafe in case things go awfully wrong.

>Mission
The Secret War (+4)
We're ready for anything. Bring it on.

>Drawbacks:
>Double-edged sword (+2)
Be turned into a human? I already am. See the error of my ways and repent? Perfect. Complete honesty could be inconvenient for my own investigations, but it's only temporary.
>Lolicon (+2)
Even if the loli-raping-spree happens, it's for THE GOOD OF MANKIND, and not a sin at all.
>Loophole (+2g)
I'd be at my best when outnumbered, so the nuns can go ahead and try their hardest.

If my calculations are correct, there's 0 holy points and gold left.
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>>53525042
>>53525476
Do not doubt the supervisions, for they are plentiful and varied.
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>>53525563
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>>53525563

>Meat
>Point
>Rainbow
>Dead Gazerbeam.
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>>53525563
>freeze
>googly
>green
And for my partner I'll take some other anon who does this.
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>>53520492
MIssed the official release the first time.

Brews: Brandy, White Wine, Hennessey, Tequila. Fitness, Charm, Dexterity, "Charm".

Specials : Kumpeltod, Cocktail, Everclear. Immortality and int too useful to give up for red wine or sake. Cocktail is just like whoooknows what you can get.

Companions: Absinthe, Wisteria, Red.
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>>53525563
>>53525583
Hypno, point, invisible.
>>53525744
You think you are my partner, but actually I just hypnotized you.
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>>53517728
It has taken me multiple years. No joke.
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>>53525013
i want to FUCK ZBHG
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>>53525980
>ZBHG
What the hell does the H stand for?
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>>53525563
FORCE
BIG BEAMS
RED
PRESIDENT DINOBOT
JUSTICE AND LASER BEAMS. DON'T NEED ANY FANCY TRICKS WITH MY BEAMS IF THEY'RE HUGE AND THREE TIMES FASTER THAN OTHER BEAMS.
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>>53525563
>Force
>Point
>Invisible
>Big Gross Eye
BEWARE THE PUNCHMINDER AND HIS ADORABLE SIDEKICK
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>>53525563
Force. If D&D has taught me anything, nothing resists that. And it can deflect shit.

Homing. No dodging. Not even for Batman. Plus lets me do things like move things I shoot towards me. That's badass.

>>53525583
Red. Faster synergies well with homing, and style is always good.

Child of Prophecy. I will defend this child with my magic eye beam shields!
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>>53519601
All three of them seem fine, I'd go with the storyteller I think.

>>53518980
Second chance, as that is the one that doesn't turn you into a villain as well.

>>53519007
Fight vampires with Cathyrn and Joanna

>>53517933
Medic with fancy eyes who tries to rescue people from contaminants.
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>>53526020
Homo, most likely.
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>>53525689
>>53525852
>>53526075
>point
>invisible
>or both
How do you survive being this lame?
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>>53526221
By mind controlling people into thinking I'm awesome.
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>>53523333
Original posting anon, forgot to post my build.

>Order
Hospitaller. It should be the goal of all good knights to alleviate suffering for all good souls.

>Duties
Support. Tending to wounds both physical and spiritual is my cause.
Liberate Cities. Fighting when I must, my goal is mostly to heal the injured and sick, both during and after the siege.

>Rewards
Nobility. A trivial thing, but important when paired with...
Landed Estate. Well cared for peasants and land, worked by locals. Has it's own hospital for use by travelers on the road giving food, shelter, and care to those who need it.
Treasure (x2).Used to bankroll his homestead and hospital, as well as to keep his peasants well cared for.

>Bride
The Vivacious. Caught his eye when he saved her father, a trader, after a lengthy siege. The group wound up going the same direction, towards Antioch, and they became fast friends. The party would stay at his estate and a deal was struck, the father would use the estate as a base of operations in exchange for daughters hand.

Whip sharp and with a variety of interests, we get along famously, best friends and partners.
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>>53526020
HAWT
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>>53526509
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>>53525563
>Hypno
>Homing
>Blue
>Big Gross Eye
Creating a utopia, one brainwashed villain at a time.
>>
Remember to make regular backups, even if they seem like a hassle.
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So on my idea list I have "Comfy cyoa" and "Crusader doesn't want to kill good-natured demon so he give her to you"

Which should I start on and do you guys have any suggestions for either?
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>>53526172
Slutxalted anon ever show up after he posted that last edition here?
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>>53526593
Crusader.
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>>53526593
Why not make sure life with the demon is comfy? Just silly things like her summoning the ice from the lowest circle of a Divine Comedy-style of Hell to cool drinks.
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>>53526592

Thanks for the advise anon.
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>>53526593
Too much comfy. Crusader sounds interesting.
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>>53526593
I want a succubus with shapeshifting powers.
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>>53526593
>"Crusader doesn't want to kill good-natured demon so he give her to you
This.
I need this.
Make it please.
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>>53525563
>>53525583
Hypno

Homing

Invisible

Biclops

Blasting criminals into heaps of molten bones and seared flesh seems like an idea, but I'd prefer a gentler method. Just little mental tweaks to stifle those negative urges and harmful ideations. They don't even have to know I'm there, it'd be as if they had a change of heart all their own.

Gotta keep some muscle on hand, though, shit hits the fan inevitably. Best to have something on hand that can hit hard.
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>>53526509
>>53526527
Sponsor
>CYOA
I'm a bounty hunter/merc and an explorer into the depths of space. I do what I want, when I want. Adventure and fun times seem to find me easily enough through this life style. The 1 mill that I'm funded with came from a high bounty I collected. Drunk ass pirate didn't even know I was taking him to the authorities.
Cowboy Bebop style
>Basic Training
>Close-Quarters Combat
>Advanced Firearms
>Patrol
>Hit
>Infiltration
>Long-Ranged Combat
$1,000,000
With this skill set I should be very good at my job as a bounty hunter. Hell, I might even get hired for hits and retrieval jobs.
Armour
>Wastelander
I'm also gonna be taking the armor of anyone I bring in, so eventually I'll have some serious protection upgrades.
1,150,000
Handguns
>FD9 Judge
1,650,000
>Shotguns
Ogoun M31
2,050,00
Rifles
>Atrophy
3,050,000
Melee Weapons
>Energy Sword
I can use this to fight and cut through wall. No door can keep me out now.
$3,950,00
Crew Members
>Nettie
With how long she survived, she must be good. I can train her to follow in my foot-steps.

Cost; 2,360,000 Credits.
Equipment Level: 8
I'm confused by this stat. But I could easily carry all my gear. Snipe on back, shotgun across hip/lower back, handgun hidden on torso, sword on hip.
Skill Level: 4
Specialty: Bounty Hunter
Alignment: Neutral
Did I do this thing right? So many numbers.
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>>53525563
>>53525583
Force
Big Beams
Rainbow

Biclops

They call me the Gay Basher, on account of how brightly colored and cheerful my lasers are, and how my lasers hit really damn hard.
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Is it just me or does the thread seem really slow?
Not that I'm complaining.
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>>53527430
I like it. Nice and comfy.
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>>53525563
Force
Point
Yellow
Big Gross Eye

Who cares if I don't have lasers when I can obliterate anything I want just by looking at it? With my yellow bonus I can conquer the world by making everyone feel worthless and look up to me.
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>>53525563
>Punch
>Girth
>Piss
>Suezo
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>>53526625
>>53526643
>>53526793
>>53526848
>>53526853
Well that's pretty much unanimous.
Please post pictures of sexy demon ladies and I'll grab some to use. Probably 8-10 girls. And a couple extra choices 'cause demon magic.
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>>53525563
>>53525583
>Type: Hypno
>Trick: Googly
>Color: Green
>Partner: Big Gross Eye

Go to sleep, my little ones. Close your eyes, and you'll need never open them again.
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>>53527550
Sexy? Immodest harlots aren't good-natured.
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>>53527571
They're sexy without trying tho. So they can be good-natured.
Plus maybe they acted nice just so the crusader wouldn't kill them.
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>>53527616
Is this what you're looking for?
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>>53527550
Like this?
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>>53527550
Or more like this?
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>>53527550
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>>53527550
I actually don't have many. Does she count?
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>>53527887
I can use some of these. Thanks anon!
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>>53527550
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>>53527550
Another
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>>53527550
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>>53527959
>reralfunk
Absolutely patrician.
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>>53527550
>>
In terms of demon waifus, got any scary ones? Like the one's from the nightmare waifu one?
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>>53528038
You some kind of perv or something?
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>>53528077
That should be apparent by now, yes.
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>>53527550
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>>53527550
Oni are best. Fite me.
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>>53528142
Onii are best. Thanks for the new one.
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>>53527550
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What's a nice, chill, and comfy CYOA to play before bed?
I usually go through SDA's Roommate Series or look over my old builds or PP or Order and just try to imagine the adventures I would have while I wait for my sleeping pills to catch up.
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>>53528222
>>
>>53527550
>>
>>53525563
>>53525583
hypno
homing
RAINBOW!~!!
big gross eye
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>>53527550
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>>53528222
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>>53528222
>take sleeping pills
>start a build in a CYOA
>you haven't finished the CYOA but the pills are making effect and if you don't go to sleep soon the effect will be gone

It happens more often than it should.
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>>53527550
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>>53527550
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>>53528251
this is the sort of shit the nemesis CYOA was made for.
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>>53529031
Quid facitis?
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>>53527550
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>>53516542
>Ascension
Celestial.

>Major Themes
Sun, Order, Wisdom and Death.
>Minor Themes
Crafts and Justice

My word is law, my law is perfect. I will light their lives with purpose and knowledge. By following my law they will expand the horizon of their minds, each of them will become a master of their craft. And in the face of death they don't need to worry; I personally will carry them to the afterlife.
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>>53527550
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>>53527550
every demon cyoa needs a big titty option
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>>53516166
>I missed another Genie Gallery
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>>53527550
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>>53529415
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>>53529451
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>>53529471
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>>53518980
>Two of the six classes are fuckin' Kotomanly.

Yes.
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>>53528381
Ah man, this one makes me really indecisive.

The succubus is an obvious choice, because I could finally lose virginity.

The Kitsune sounds great for me though, because I have RL back problems and my mom used to stroke my hair to help me sleep when I was little.

And then either the demon or the weresheep both just sound like good, comfy waifus.
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>>53527550
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>>53524864
Episode 10 to 12 of Madoka were pretty cool the rest was trash.
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>>53529857
Fine print at the bottom says they move in with you. Going with the current train of events, I'd say they'd love/marry you. So technically sex is with all of them, but succy is just faster to give.
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>>53529923
That is fucking horrifying
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>>53523923
Giving your charge horrific nightmares about the people around them.
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>>53527550
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>>53529934
Yeah I saw that, but like, what's the advantage of the succubus in that case? Just that she's DTF from day one? And something about the description of the kitsune just gave me the impression that she wouldn't be DTF.

(Also pic related on the automation.)

>>53529923
>>53529947
Yeah what the hell, her eyes creep me the fuck out.
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>>53529857
Stand with your legs straight and stretch by trying to touch your toes. Sounds like bullshit, but solves 99% of lower back problems if you're diligent about it.
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>>53530103
Anon, what robot would ever be made that isn't safe to fuck and fist?
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>>53530103
Screw the safety regulations! Those are just there for liability reasons, right?
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>>53530103
>>53530175
Is just the tip OK? What about fellatio?
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>>53530199
Anon, don't be silly>>53530171
Have faith in the virgin nerds that design these things.
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>>53526152
That's a nice dog anon. What's her name?
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>>53526643
I would like this.
Selling ice cream with a cute succubutt.
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>>53530107
I do that once every night before bed, along with other stretches. Still have back problems, anon.
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>>53530430
Gotta do it in the morning as well. Three times a day is the ideal actually, though its hard to stick to. If THAT doesn't help you, then yeah, you're fucked.
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>>53530430
A lot of problems in your lower back is caused by a lack of musculature to keep the spine in alignment, and very taxing to what musclulature there is. Common problem of a lifestyle where you sit around a lot. I have the same issue, and have been recommended to do some sport that builds muscles on the lower back (and stomach, to balance it) and along with a fair bit of walking, it helped an enormous lot. You should try that, it works surprisingly fast, and if you do a little bit of exercise every week you won't lose the benefit.
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>>53530458
>>53530543
Hm, I'll keep those in mind.
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>>53530576
>>53530543
>>53530458
>tfw I had an injury when I was very young that fucked my back all up
Fluffy things like beds fucking suck while a nice hard floor feels like a fucking cloud. Weird huh?
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>>53530576
You should also try to get a massage. Not the relaxing kind, something to loosen the muscles. Be warned, it will hurt like a bitch, especially the first few times. But it's a good foundation for other methods.

>>53530614
Yeah, I got myself a pretty hard mattress as well. Also helped a lot, since it avoided bending my spine into an unhealthy shape while asleep.
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>>53524792
I like how Skeleton King was changed to be completely worthless and Slayer not only got buffed, Warrior was removed so now there's basically nothing stopping him from murdering everyone.
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>>53519977
> + every session is fun
> - your games only happen during real nigga hours
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>>53529031
You need godmode to beat up someone hiding in their autismhole?
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Anyone have that cyoa/ryoa will all the various coloured pearls (end of your post determines which one you'll get)?
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>>53530942
Doesn't ring any bells, sorry.
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>>53526172
this looks really interesting but, fucking hell i'm confused.
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>>53529031
Ok.
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>>53531242
go hog wild
or don't, I'm not your boss
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>>53531250
>I'm not your boss
But can you be my Master onii-chan?
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>>53528381
I thought about adding more to that.
Some rooms to choose from if you'd rather sleep in the bar thingie.
Some drinks before bedtime.
Activities you could do.
Never got around to it. But I guess it would be a small enough thing that I could finish it after this other one, then a long break. I don't know anything about drinks though.
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>>53530576
>>53530543
Lifting often help. Just remember to be very slow with progressing.
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>>53530855
>You need godmode to fight someone with the ability to summon infinite guns
Yes.
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>>53532106
What's he gonna do, throw the guns at me?
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>>53532120
Shoot you, presumably.
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>>53532126
Does he have infinite ammo? What if you can't be damaged by bullets?
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>>53532138
>Does he have infinite ammo?
Yes, that's in the perk description for "Fully Loaded".
>What if you can't be damaged by bullets?
Isn't that what god mode is?
Everything gets damaged by bullets.
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>>53532161
Everything but you.
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>>53516542
Terrestrial God of Entertainment, Debauchery, Creativity, Crafts, Beauty and Health. Pretty comfy, overall.
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>>53528381
Automaton. No doubt. I hate having to sleep. Most people hate waking up but I fucking hate my dreams so never having to have them again sounds great.
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