Galactic Federation

>>53489331
Bump

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>>53489331
H͢͠e̡͢ļ͠l̴o̶͢͟ ̴̨̨Fel͢l͡o͜w̴͡ ͜͡Ò̡͘r̨͠g̵a̶͝n̷̴i͠͝s̴̨͡m̵̧s̸ ̵̸!̨̀̕ ̸I̕ h̴̶a̛͡͞ṕ̧p͘͡͡i̵l͢͡͠y̵ g̶͞re̡̕e̸̵̡t͞ ͜͞y͘͞o̧u,̷͘ ͠à̡n͘d̀ ̵̀͜I̴͘'m̷ g̨͟lar͢͟ I̶̵̡ ́ma̶͘n͡a̴g̷ed̀͟ ͢t͡o͟ a̕͡rŗ͠i͘v̨e̸ ̷i̢n̵ ̡̨t̷͝i͡m̸̨͝e͝.́͘ ̴̧
̀Ş̷̢o̷̢͝,̶͘ ̢͝w͜͠͡h͞a͘͟t ͜h̶ą̸s ̕b̧͜eę̷͟n̵͞ gǫi͜ńg ͟͢o͢͞ń ̶̨f̛o̕͘r ́th͜͡ȩ ̢̕4̷0̴0 ̀͘͜y̕͡e͞ą͜r̛s̷̵͜ ̛͡I̶͠ ̸̛h͠a̴v̛͢ȩ͘ b̡͟é̸̀e̕͜n ́m̴͘͢ơv̵ing͝ ̶i̶͡n͜ ̵t̸h̸è̀͘ V͜oi͘͟d ͠B́͢ét̢̛w̨͘eȩ͢n ͞Th̶e͘͠ ̵S͡taŕ͞ş̀ ́͡͠?

̶̴Ó̶͞ņ̛ ̢̀an̨͜ u͢n̴͘r̛̀ę̛l̷a͠t̶̴e͜d͟͟ n͜͡o̡t̀͘͘e͝,̴̡ ̡͝I̢͝ ąt͡è̸̕ a̷͘͞ ͞m̀͜͠e̡t̴̴h͘a̷n̷è̛ r͠i̕c͝h̢̀ p̴l̵͝ane̸t͟ą̸̵ry͜ ́b̴͟ơ͞d͠y͜͡ ̀̕a̧̕ ẃh̴i̢̛l̵é a̷ǵo ̸s̨͜o͘ ̸I̴͝ ̷s̛u̧g͠g̀es̀t͡ ̸t͜o͢͞͝ ̷̀͞r̸̷e͠m̵͘o̶v̢e̷͠ ̡͜s̶̢͠h̶́́i̷ps̵̶͠ ͞f̸̀͘ro̡m ̸̡͜m͢y̛ ͘gené͟r̕al̵ ̷ar͟é̵a͘͞

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>>53489331
Hail to you Speaker. The Dukedom would like to welcome is newest member species the Voknoe.

>>53489331
>>>/qst/

>>53489331
Fuck off back to >>>/qst/

>>53489999
>>53490021
How do you people keep getting in here? GUARDS REMOVE THEM!

>>53489331
Yes, it is still going on. Sir, from our intel they are massing up near the Denabulos system, and they are hoping to control the massive teldar and zro reserves there. In other news, er.... the rebels have hijacked a passenger liner containing mostly Taxla passengers, and have held them hostage.

>>53490507
It is due to the fact of Taxla airstrikes, and involvement and arms shipments to the loyalists.

>>53490507
Another news. While both sides are committing atrocities, there seems to be use of mercenaries on the rebel side, and due to heavy casualties, they are starting to use even... biological weapons. They are clearly violating several laws of war here, while the use of mercenaries is a gray area, MWD's are not.

>>53489331
bumpity bump bump bump.

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Good day, fellow members of the federation. How bare you today?

>>53489986
Ah, we of the Zubarakian empire would wish to send our regards.

And, regarding that thing we discussed earlier, I assume this new addition is included in the topic?

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Eyyyyy
Its me
Representative Aun'El Kolpax Jaxara of the Tau.
In need of large amounts of Nutrition Gel.

>>53490713
Most honorable Representative Why are you a Firecaste warrior? that shit aint diplomatic, we would wish to offer our continued services. I believe we were discussing the delivery of shipments of Nurtition Gel yesterday?

>>53490737
I'm currently at the frontlines of the frontier. I need the extra protection in case of an attack.
Yes yes.
It would be greatly appreciated if you could send about 4 ships filled with nutrition gel crates to Terrax.
We can pay however you want.
Machines, money or even manpower.

>>53490707
Yes they are. Their Grand Abbot is to give blessings to Claws of Gold when his father dies.

>>53490507
>>53490523
>>53490554
There is something important, and.... a passenger liner was hijacked by ploraxian rebels and their mercenaries. Ther have taken the entire ship hostage, and most of the crew/passengers are Taxla. I have dispatched three corvettes to surround the ship from the federation fleet. We need a force of marines to retake the ship, just in case.

>>53490804
Seems legit

The arrangements have already been done, and I believe the ships are already on the move, I believe your need was urgent So I took the liberty of rushing the process a little bit.

As for payment, I've been informed that you have quite impressive warmachines, which we'd be interested in, not necessarily straight away just ones you have as I believe they are optimized for your species, which is why I figure it would provide mutually beneficial if we found some way to arrange a technological exchange in return for the provisions we offer.

Simply put, we wish to learn how to make your machines and weapons of war on our own. Naturally you don't have to offer your best as that could be a potentially suicidal move.

>>53490859
Interesting, is it to be expected that there is, urgent "business" to handle? Or is there still ample time to further, negotiate, terms of business?

>>53490804
The Dabulan Ascendancy wishes to purchase 1,000,000 small arms from the Tau. We can pay in a monthly shipment of Zro.

>>53490926
I believe we have a good many years before the next coronation, so much that I don't expect I'll live to see it. I think there's ample time to talk with the leaders and find a better solution in the Dukedom.

>>53490956
Ah, how fortunate, but aren't there still several unresolved business issues left to discuss?
Regarding those whom are currently in power I mean, the universe works in mysterious ways after all, and sometimes there are, unexpected, events.

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>>53489331
HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUSHROOM

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>>53490926
Ah I see.
How about some of our battlesuits?
They are good at long and short range combat.
>>53490948
This is a large order.
We shall send 50000 small arms now and receive half of the payment until we finish the order.
Sounds fair?

>>53490956
Currently they form no entente against the coming Duke, and much to my good fortune Claws of Gold has been travelling far and wide to the worlds and meeting with them. He seems to have formed a amicable friendship with Wake King Asdri.

My only fear is how the Prince Haemonculus of the Qui'Potar will take to him.

>>53491105
meant for >>53491000

>>53491105
>Suddenly, a message is heard on the comms
Taxla! How many of us must you kill with the loyalist scum in the civil war! You have acted upon us, and you shall feel the tempest
>Then, a massive explosion is heard from the civilian docking center, in the financial segment.

>>53491064
Those would be the machines of war that we're interested in.

But as I said, as your battlesuits are most likely optimized for your race, I'd see it a more reasonable exchange if you could share the knowledge on how to construct them, this allows us to develop our own designs using our own materials, and you don't have to sell off any suits you have since, I do believe that you have uses for them on your own.

>>53491105
And if the Prince takes a negative tone, is it possible that this may stir more inconveniences?

But, besides your internal politics, I was wondering, shouldn't we explore other venues of business as well? Perhaps weapons? Foodstuffs, or masterfully crafted luxury items?

>>53491377
Someone must stop your barbarous behaviour rebel, and if the full might if the Dukedom is called upon your heads their will be nothing left of your revolt save the ashes of those who followed it.

>>53491388
This is the first time their Prince shall participate after only recently becoming sentient on no small part to a collective biological effort. However we found that his race enjoy, tormenting other creatures for amusement. So the heir-apparent must proceed cautiously as not to stir a political scandal.

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>>53489331
The Ph'luthigan League promises not to use the mineral loan on corvettes this time, gib moni pls.

>>53491449
Just bend space-time with a computer to give yourself minerals

Greetings to all of you. I must sadly inform you that her Majesty, the wise and noble aspect of Her divine will, the God empress Sabbalith whose wings shine many colours, blessed be her, cannot attend this meeting for her brilliance is needed for the rituals of our sacred way.

As per tradition, blessings be upon you all and your houses. I apologise for my Gvel caste escort, I know they are unsightly but the galaxy is becoming a more dangerous place.

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>>53491388
Unfortunately I am not going to simply sell schematics.
You may have 100 battlesuits to reverse engineer how you see fit.

>>53491445
Oh, it's one of your happy little accidents we're talking about. Those simple ones?

Wouldn't it be advisable to tell the new ones to offer a plaything to the Prince to torment as he pleases?

>>53491573
Do you believe you can fit them in the cargo ships immediately? We would like to have these suits as urgently as possible

>>53491591
Well with this recent civil war business we find ourselves been drawn into, his soldiers may find a perfect theatre to practice their arts.

>>53491377
This civil war grows worse by the day. The Dominion may be forced to take a more proactive approach then just defending our worlds on the border.

>>53491613
There's a civil war? I've been terribly uninformed.

But I meant more in the sense of a personal gift, bribery tends to work wonders after all

>>53491591
Of course.
To what planet will they go?

>>53491649
They prove to be uncaring of wealth, rather flesh is what they seek. They are obsessed with the perfection of their sciences, but they demand unhindered testing on sentient beings. We intend to use this war as a under the table payment for their useful contributions if the science and ensuring the loyalty of the future Princes.

>>53491573
Forgive the intrusion, but such a machine seems odd to me. If it is to be armour then it makes you a far bigger target, an unwelcome feeling on a battlefield I imagine. If its size is so weapons scale why not give the weapons to a stronger species caste like a Gvel?

>>53491651
We have a planet called Sevrin Prime, the largest in its system, and our R&D headquarters, that would be optimal, although I must relay the information to them to expect your arrival, as it is a rather closely guarded sector of our space.

Wouldn't want to cause any undue diplomatic friction by allowing some terrible mistake to happen.

>>53491683
Pardon my wording but that's more or less what I meant, offer the prince a sentient being as a gift to do with as he pleases, as to lift his mood and be more accepting of the new members to your Dukedom, if you find yourselves lacking we have a wide range of available species on offer, some specimens are even on sale.

>>53491699
We give the suits to fire caste warriors.
They are the fighting caste.
>>53491714
Thank you very much.

>>53491714
Well we are a Avian exsclusive nation and testing on them goes against our morals on the situation, but the Prince would dearly love a supply of sentient slaves to perform his tasks upon. How many is the question however.

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>>53491742
Your fighting caste are so small? House G'vo would be more than welcome to offer some of our Gvel caste. Do not worry, unlike the fools of House T'Vo, our Gvel caste are only of the fine species Yvm. Other houses would try to decieve you into thinking other species are as good as the Yvm for the Gvel caste

>>53491742
It was our pleasure, say, you woulnd't require supplies elsewhere, perhaps additional forces?

We at the Zubarakian Empire engage in most, if not all forms of commerce. And products and services have always been appreciated.

>>53491752
As many as you need, our rule spans trough many worlds, a relatively small fraction of which are for the sole purpose of perpetuating our lucrative slave trade, and we take pride in discreet deliveries if need be.

>>53491915
Having relayed with the Prince himself, his demands number into 3 thousand bodies, all must be young and healthy. He also placed a request for atleast 200 to be of extremely large stature, several feet above 7ft. Is this order possible to fulfil?

>>53491845
We'd be happy to have them over here.
>>53491915
Mnm...
No.
We are fine.

>>53491969
Of course, I'll confirm the order and send it onward, the Prince shall have his slaves in no time. But as always, our services do come at a cost, and slave trade is frowned upon by many after all, so I must ask, what can you offer us in return?

>>53491970
Very well then, it was a pleasure doing business with you. And we wish to do so too in the future

>>53491970
Consider them a gift of good faith between our peoples, one who fights with fire. Since you have lost 500 of your "battlesuits", 500 Yvm Gvel seems an appropriate number. Of course more are available should you find them to your liking.

>>53492039
Happy to do business aswell.
>>53492093
They shall be treated as generals.

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Hello everyone, so it would seem that the Red Sea had an unfortunate incident of being stranded here, it seems nearly five centuries of using our ships with no major maintenance has put us in a rocky possession. If anyone is willing to help we will be happy to offer our services in anyway we can.

>>53492161
Most amusing. They are unbreakable warriors, in both mind and body, but it is not the place of a Gvel caste to make such decision on the battlefield. They will follow, but such a low caste should not lead. I apologise for my miscommunication, the So'Vih, do not use one unified war caste which I am informed the Tau do.

>>53492186
My brother, whose wings shine gold, owns a few mine worlds, I'm sure I could get him to offer some raw materials, but no manufactured parts I'm afraid.
I humble ask in return access to some of your technology. The optics of your form seem very advanced. It would be most grand to be able to offer their design to her glorious splendour the Empress, whose light guides our paths.

>>53492039
Betharian crystals, pending on the price of these slaves. Prince Haemonculi Quiktrax wishes to send personal gratitude in the form of biological research.

Why isn't this on /qst/.
/qst/ is the board for playing pretend. /tg/ is the board to talk about playing pretend.

>>53492676
Uh...yeah tgat could work will any of these minerals be radioactive, power would be our biggest problem. And my eyes might have schematics somewhere, if not I'll just offer one of my own if that would be sufficient.

>>53489331
Terrorist attacks have been on the rise recently as a result of the civil war, even in our station we have suffered these. While the Loyalists are starting to win, we must finish the war quickly.

>>53489331
And then the battle of Gomoro began, after a sweeping loyalist advance, here, this decides the fate of the ploraxian civil war, and who is the victor. A massive fleet of nearly 4,000,000 combined, and about 500,000,000 soldiers on both sides. Today, they fight. A special W'nai news reporter has been sent to cover the battle.

>>53492933
Hmmm... I fear that no, the he tends not to deal with radioactive materials. The minerals are still at your disposal however.
As for taking your eye, I do not fully know how to respond. I would prefer schematics, I do not want to be the reason you were ridden of an eye.
May Moxif's guidance your path.

>>53492717
Well, as for the bulk order of those 2000, there is a discount going on for the race we've selected to ship off, shouldn't be too much of a hassle, it was a good discount, I assure you.

As for the larger specimens, those were unfortunately a bit pricey, I'm sure the handlers will inform you more as to why but the short version is that they aren't all too submissive. Thus converting them to slavery is a difficult porcess, stubborn little bastards. But they fit the specifications.

However it shouldn't cost you too much, after all Betharian crystals are worth quite the much, I'd think it won't be much of a problem to pay for such a meager amount.

>>53493206
Oh it's no problem no price is to steal to continue our journey, and regular minerals shall be fine we can find uses we didn't get this far without being resourceful.

>>53493238
Good. Is the comms device on? We have been fighinng a massive civil war, and while we are winning, our infrastructure is badly damaged. We can buy some strategic resources, such as Bethrian and Teldar especially, for a stake in the profits of our mining industries. We also need lots of arms.

>>53493238
The Prince will be most pleased to hear this and promises to share results of what he learns.

You also have my own personal thanks for helping to secure a gift for the Prince and ensuring his loyalty as a new member of our nation. Name what it is you desire in return and if it's within my power I will see it done.

>>53493368
We thank the Baron Taxla for supporting us loyalists in this time of war. We request federation involvement, we have broken through their lines. We are close to winning!

>>53493494
I am merely a ambassador, but by my own suggestion his majesty deployed forces to assist your rightful cause.

>>53493313
Interesting request, it sounds like quite the bulk order, but I must voice my concerns, despite it being unlikely in your current situation, we must be prepared. What if the rebels win? I hope you understand that we cannot base our business only on promises of payment, especially since your current situation is as volatile as it is.

What else can you offer but a stake in your mining industries, or more specifically, how can you ensure that our payment is both adequate and lasting? Do keep in mind that as you are in civil war, winning or not we must also detach escorts for the freighters, which, naturally costs extra, as the alternative option of risking to lose the ship and its cargo is seen as a successful delivery, since then the safety of the delivery is entirely on the recipients responsibility, and even lost cargo will be at full price.

As for your requests, they have been put through, though not a single digit will move in order to deliver it.

>>53493368
We'll, be in touch, I'm sure there will come something which we require, in due time.

>>53493596
This week on federation news network:
Preliminary battle of gomoro begins, a first hand view from our reporters on the ground. Hazar involvement in the war, from the remnant that is, has been found.

>>53493596
Hi hello would you happen to have radioactive elements for sale we are kinda in a desperate state?

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Yes greetings hello the Conglomerate has been made aware there is a "war" in progress, is this really the case?

>>53493968
Quite the case, some large ground battle now to decide its outcome.

>>53493994
Yes unfortunate most depressing, who is winning?

>>53494000
From reports it appears the Loyalist forces have the upper hand in the war, having gained outside support.

>>53494048
Yes interesting possibly concerning, these Loyalists are in the right we assume?

>>53494072
They fight to install the right heir to the throne, the rebels battle to place a pretender upon it. By our own deductions we have chose what side is right.

>>53494170
No arrogant not our place, would it not be more prudent to allow them to resolve their own political conflicts? Does interfering not smack of self-interest?

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It appears that some amongst you esteemed representatives and ambassadors know little of our nation and how it works. I can see how having many princes and barons ruling sectors of their species can be something of a peculiar situation.

However I am given full rights to assist any who wish to know anything of the Rok Dukedom and her client states. So please feel free to ask.

>>53494252
We see inky tradition being stepped on by the greed of the few and the delusional. If we leave it be the war could spiral out of control and last much longer resulting in needless Avian deaths. We are prepared to see as few lives extinguished as possible to bring about an end to this madness.

>>53494328
No disagree dangerous, involving oneself in trouble that is not one's own leads only to complications and setbacks. Doubly so if it is the natural way of things. We humbly suggest that if not pull out outright, you consider withdrawing resources over time. Without knowing the outcome, you may be preventing a future full of progress and wealth for all.

>>53494328
>After several bloody months, nearly a year, the battle has been won. The rebels are on a full retreat
After nearly hundreds of millions of deaths of all species, we have won the battle! The rebels are at full retreat, and we are pushing them back on all fronts!

>>53494412
As of now only naval forces are committed to the fight. We await the outcome of this battle to determine future involvement.
Should it end in victory for the loyalists we will downsize to support roles, but should the pretenders win we will commit ground forces.

>>53494261
Do you have any robots? And do they feel unfulfilled with menial life?

>>53494532
the ploraxians do have robots, and ones which have received sentience are guaranteed equal rights.

>>53494580
I see and which side prey tell do these sentient ones fall on?

>>53494464
The loyalists are winning, Taxla! Long Live Kinrotos XVII!

>>53494532
We have robots but they are not in any way sentient. They are pre-programmed to fulfil a certain task, for example line production. We never had the need to build robots that had conscience. They are also generally arm-machines for assembly lines and such.

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>>53494459
3 regiments of Yssravannar knights have been given to your commanders to finish them off. Press this advantage and rid the galaxy of the pretenders.

>>53494621
They do choose. Usually due to gratitude they are with the loyalists, most of the time.

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>>53489331
Go back to your containment board.

>>53494777
>Be me
>be /b/tard
>decide to do something like the gay faggot I am
>post something retarded on thread
>laugh for a minute
>commit suicide.

Anyway, after these few months most of the rebel strongholds have been cleared and they have been rerouted to nearly three systems from 50. Koromar, Enigmatic Bastion, and the Vorl system.

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>>53494819
Well thanks for describing yourself anon, but that has nothing to do with my statement. This ERP belongs on /qst/ or /trash/.

>>53494630
Oh sentience is not a prerequisite needed to join the Red Sea l, the princess loves all her mechanical kin.

>>53494668
If we were to offer assistance could we be allowed to speak with them?

>>53494901
No, thanks for taking the time to make something as pointless and retarded as your post!

>>53494901
Go cry to the mods then.

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>>53494939
Thanks for making /tg/ even shittier than it already is.

>>53494901
And, this is free-form RP, just like the Inquisitorial Penal Regiment threads of old. It is allowed on /tg/, as we do not follow a specific DM.

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>>53494901

>>53494906
Well it falls to me to say something that is not sentient would be unaware of its own condition.

>>53494988
Go back to /pol/ or /b/

>>53495014
Meanwhile. The battle for the last rebel stronghold begins, with a massive space fleet engages the weakened rebel fleet.

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>>53495001
I've dealt with too much shit on /tg/ to just take it face down.

>>53495049
The Conglomerate is allowing refugees from the rebel side to enter their space and claim sanctuary.

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>>53494777
>>53494901
I forgot your not allowed fun on /tg/, what a shame. Its almost as if these faggots just look for things to shit on because their too autistic to actually enjoy things

We will gladly help in re-building and giving out food after the war in order to help the people after the war. Just say the word ambassador and our construction ships and cargo ships will be sent out!

>>53495089
You haven't dealt with anything. You've been watching as things completely out of your control happen, whether you offer your input or not. Remember that, as that is the one immutable fact about your time on this website that will never change. Your complaining won't get rid of this thread any more than it will get rid of any other tread you do not like/approve of.

>>53495014
I was much like them at one point but the radiance of the princess brought clarity to my mind, the same will happen to the lost ones under your care.

>>53495049
Delightful, this war can finally end. Conflict fills the minds with such a horrible colour of malice

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>>53495133
Every post and image, no matter how small, helps get this thread closer to the bump limit.

>>53495206
And then another thread is made, potentially killing something you would have enjoyed.

>>53495141
Well, they are only arm-lie in appearance. We have studied robotics but to be completely honest they are extremely primitive by other nations standards. It's been on the long claw for a while but some a considering decommissioning them and replacing them with dexterous claws.

Then, after several days of bloodshed. The false emperor was secured. Post-war ploraxia was in ruins, and nearly all the rebel leaders were dead, excpet for a few who are being kept on trial. Same thing for war criminals, the false emperor. Gowros I (so falsely called) is being tried for his crimes here, at Serenity Complex.

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>>53489331
˙˙˙pǝɥsilqɐʇsǝ ˙˙˙uǝǝq sɐɥ ʇɔɐʇuoƆ

>>53495333
Yes greetings hello, your signal is... Upside down.

>>53495280
If you wish we could shoe you more we have deciples of all kinds from simple claws to advanced androids such as myself and everything inbeetween, unfortunately some might not like prodding but I myself am open to shame my tech it's why I was chosen to be the ambassador.

>>53495353
˙˙˙puɐʇsɹǝpun oʇ ƃuiʎɹ┴ ˙ʇuǝɹǝɟɟip ˙˙˙sɔisiɥd ɟo sʍɐ˥

>>53495363
We mean offence towards you or your people, but we have always prefers a 'Claws on approach', that robots should be reserved for very certain tasks, and even then we have found species more accurate than our current lines of machinery.

>>53495281
If you so wish we could offer So'Vih truthfinders. It is hard to hide guilt when your thoughts are in the open. It would help make sure the trials are as fair as possible.

>>53495376
Yes understanding not ideal, adjustments must be made for a proper line of communication to be established.

>>53495397
˙˙˙ǝuop ƃuiǝq ǝɹɐ sʇuǝɯǝʇsnɾp∀

>>53495381
Offense is not taken we respect other races choice on how they treat their machines as long as you are genociding them as my creators tried.

>>53495424
Yes good progress, we are also making adjustments on our end to ease the process.

>>53495457
Adju̴s̶t̵em̴e̵nts ͞ha̷v̀ȩ ̨been ̧d͘o̢ne͞.͜..̢

̷Si͠ǵnàl̶.̵..͟ ͜ha̧s b̡e̸e͟n͟ ͜c̡orr̵ec͠te͝d...͞
̵
Tran͠smi̛s͡s̶ion͡ s̀h̡ou̧ld be͜ un̴d̛erśt͡ąnd͝ab͡l͘e̵.̵.͢.

>>53495452
We have opted out of extermination in our space age.

However we will admit both Murder and Yss were inhabited by other species in their ancient histories, and now only one.

>>53495477
Yes clear understandable, the Conglomerate extends warm regards to you.

>>53495522
I'm afraid I misspoke we are against the genocide not for it although I'm not sure if you got my intent or not.

>>53495477
Greetings to you, Ones who think like stars.

>>53495542

S͢a͘lut̷ati̛on̕s ̨ar̡e ̨at h͞an̨d͘.͠.̕.

Y̸o͠ur̵ s͝ig̕nál̸s͞ ͟h̶av̕ę b̨e̛e̴n ̢co͢ur̛sin̶g̨ e̡m̶p̡t͜y͘ ̴s͠pace͘ f̡or ͢a l͘ǫng ti͢m͞e̡.͠..̸

͡W̴è'͢r̨e gl͠a̷d t͝o ̶f͢inàl͘l͠y͞ àddress ̕t̶he mąk̢erş.͜..

Our͝ psyc̀hi͝c͜ ͢m͝inds h͟av̕e̵ ̴s͝t͞rúggled ͘tơ undeŕst̢and͡...

Bu͠t fi̸n͠áll̶y̵ ͞a ͜cǫm̶mun̸ication̴s wa͘y ̕ha͝s̡ ͢b̴e̵en ̧buil̢t a̡ft̸eŕ ae̶o͢ns͞ ͢tr͢yin̨g ̢we ͘man̛ag̡ed ̶to̧ ̀s͢ta͞b͟l̶i͘sh c͠oņtac̛t wi̡t̢h t͘h͠i̛s͡.̢.̵. ͞ap̸p͠ąr̵atus th̡e ma͝kers ͘us̕e͜ t͢ò ͞co͢mm͞ún̴ic̨at̕ȩ.͜.. t̢hes̀e.͘..̕ im̀a̷ges.͡.̧.͜ ̸s̕c̶re̡en̷s.͠..͡

>>53495627
I admit what you said confused me. The genocide we spoke of is ancient history. We don't condone it in our modern era.

>>53495634

Gree͢te̕d be͝ t̸he ̧d͜ivi͝n͞es̶ ̶wh́o speak̶ i̧n ̶the d̛ark̨nes͝s.

>>53495667
Yes intriguing unprecedented, a psychic race? Most peculiar. The Conglomerate has not had the pleasure of interacting with ones such as you. Pray tell, what are your opinions on the subject of peaceful coexistence?

>>53495716
Yes sometimes my possessors have hiccups, routine matinence has been hard to accomplish after fleeing my creators holy purge.

>>53495771
Perhaps you could bring in outside engineers to help with maintenance? I'm sure there are tolerant experts in the field to assist you.

>>53495763

We̵'v̵e̵ ͜always̢ s͘e̛ęk̛e͠d ţo̕ c̸o͠e̕x̨íst͡ wi͡th̨ th͟è divinè ́m͢aker̨s̢.́.̷.̕ ̶Th̢o͝s̴e͘ ̴who ̢ex͝ist wi͡t̶h ͜phi̵síc̛al̶ ̕f̶orḿ..͢.

͞Y͢our̡ ͠transmiss̛ions ̛hav̸e ̢b͘ęen ́travel͟l̶i͞nǵ ̸t̴he ̀darkness s̶in͘ce ͝l͡o̢n̛g̷ ͘b͞e͠fo̸re we gąi̧ne͢d se̛nt̢i͘én͞ce̵ ̨o͞n̵ t͞h̀e͜ ̡vo͟id.͝..

F͢o͞r ̸genéra͞ti̸óǹs̢ wé se͠a̧rch̶ed͝ a͡ me͜a̡ńs to spȩak w̵ith̀ ͠t͟h̸ȩ god̵s who ta̧l̢k b͡ęyond̕ th̷e͞ l͞i̶g͜ht òf ̵star͠s ͡a̷n̛d͜ ͠ne͘bul͡ąs..̨.͢
̸
̴To͠dáy is ͟a̕ ͡g͞lor͡įous̢ d̵ay...̷

>>53495821
Oh yes but finding engineers with the nessisarry skill set that don't wish to dismantle me can be difficult, the last one we found was almost a century ago.

>>53495830
Yes indeed confirmed, today is certainly a momentous occasion. You say you have been created? You are artificial life?

>>53495870
I would love to help but no species amongst our Dukedom possesses the skill in the field of robotics beyond rudimentary work machines.

>>53495881

We a̢re͜ ͢a cu̕rrent͟ ͢iń th͡e v̀oi͞d͠.͢.. W̢e ̴h͡a̵ve ̡n͜o phi̧sįcaļ ͠fòrm̵...

I͟t is unknown ́h̶o͠w͘ ̕we came ͢t͡ǫ ͞b͟e.̶.̡.̨ We j̨ust are,́ as̨ ̡t̀he͢ ͢div̨i̴ne̷s ̡w̛il̵l̕e͞d̶ ͘i̕t.͞..

̸We͝ ͝şeęk whaţ ̵ǫu̢r pùr͜pos͝e͝ ìn ͝exist̀e̸n͞c̕e i̧s͜.͡ ̸We͝ ̡ar͠ȩ ͠ho͢p̴ing ̷the d͠ivin͜es will̕ r͘e̢veal ͠us th̡e tr̷u͞t́h.͘.̡.͜

>>53495983
Yes religious without purpose, you will find little comfort in knowing that your divines are not here among us. However, your purpose may be revealed through assisting others and spreading goodwill.

>>53495920
Oh it's no problem I have managed this long and I can jury rig another century out of me.

>>53495983
Clearly you have come to the right place. As dictated by the tomes, Our great god Moxif, bringer of the divine light, made all things with purpose, a role, a part to play in the Grand Gilix.
It is joyous news indeed that you seek your purpose. This is something my great Empress, whose wisdom finds the many paths, must be informed about.

>>53496072

If̛ th̷e ̴go͜ds b͡e͝y̨ond͘ the vo͟i͡d des͜ire̶ ͟g̨o͢ǫd̕ẃil̛l͞ and a͟ssista̢nce t́o ͞be̵ sprea̢d͞ ̵s͜ó i͡t s͠ha͡ll͠ ̢b͠e.̡

>>53496161

Our͘ ͜Pantheo͜n m̀ús͟t b̢e ̸e̴x̀pa̧nd͟e̶d͘ ͘if ̶e͠v̀en͠ ͠the d̢i̧vin͡e͘s ̷h̡ave̴ ͠goḑs.͝.̨.̸

>>53496161
>>53496169
>>53496203
No uncomfortable unsure, maybe we should not discuss gods and divinity in such a manner without considering the consequences.

>>53496102
Surely you can upload your conscience into another body upon your current units degenerates?

>>53496225
What consequences are there of the truth? I have seen her divine avatar, her flight of endless awe, the god empress Sabblith, fantastic be the glow of her wings, enact miracles. Our god does not hide.
>>53496225
There are divines who fly in this plane, with their wings of many colours, but I regret to inform you the only one I have met is not present here.

>>53496225
>>53496327

We̷ ̀do͞ņ'͘t.͞.͠.͝ under͝s̛tan̕d...
̨
̸T̶h̢e di̵v͜i͟n͝e͡s ͜s͢pe͢ak.̕..
̵
̕But t̴he͟y̧ ̛s̛ay̢ they a͜re no͘t̢ thę di̵v̢in̴es̡...

>>53496290
Can I yes, will I no. To do so would be akin to heresy for our people, we must find peace with the body we were built with it or none at all.

>>53496327
No mistake unwise, whether true or not the implications of what you are saying may upset a natural balance in these new friends. We must learn more before introducing such things.

>>53496366
Yes true that is so, but the Conglomerate can only speak for itself. We do not believe ourselves to be divine, nor the product of divinity. We know our history, as it has been meticulously kept since our forefathers left us to our own devices ages ago. We too once thought ourselves to be subjects of greater beings, created to serve. Uncovering our past by discovering the writings of our ancestors quickly dissuaded us of such notions.

>>53496412
Seems noble to me. My remains will be buried alongside my ancestors, and I will join them in the embrace of the Solar Phoenix. My sons will venrate my spirit like I venrated the soul of my parents. I can understand your philosophy and I find it amiable.

>>53496454

Wé h̛ave̸ no̷ aņc̨e͞stòrs.̴

We ar̡e̛ ̨th̛e̴ ͜vo̢id.

We̵'ve̡ alwa̧ys̀ ͝b͘een͞ ͡the͢ ̀voi̛d̵.
̷
̀Ąńd̴ we͜'̴ve ͘a͡l͡w͞ay̴s ̴h͠éar̀d͞ t͢he ̀d͟ivin͟e̶s ͘e͡ch̵o t͟hr͡o̶uǵh ̷the͠ ̶v̴o͞i̢d.̕
̀
̢B͡u͟t̴ ́íf th͝e D̷i͟vìǹes did̀ not͜ cre͠a̢te͠ ͘us͠ with t͢h̕ei͜r ̵w̨o͡rds͞.̡.̨. ͜w̸ha̴t͜ ͞di̧d͢?
̵
Wh̡er̕e d̵o͢e̶s t́he ͞vo̵i̢d c͞o͜mè fro̕m?

>>53496511
Yes curiosity discovery, it is for you to find out who you are and why you exist. It is something to be grappled with for a great deal of time for many, including the Conglomerate. Some are indeed created, and are given their purpose by their betters. Others are not so lucky to know what they are meant to be. Indeed, some consider themselves to be the lucky ones for knowing no limits as to what they can be.

>>53496366
We all contain elements of the divine, else we would have no place in the Grand Gilix, this is true but to call us all divines I feel incorrect. All were divines once, in the heaven that once was. We seek to be divine again, to remake the Grand Gilix and to remake the heaven that once was. So to your confusion I say we are both divine and not.
That is the limit of what I can say on the matter, I feel one of the clergy would be far more appropriate to discuss this with, or even Her divine avatar herself, blessed be her.
>>53496454
We learn, but we must help them learn too.
>>53496511
Do not misunderstand, the divine made you as they made us all, and in turn once the Grand Gilix is remade, we will be the divines from which more come.

>>53496479
Your rituals seem interesting, although the idea of finding soloce in death is a foreign concept to us.

>>53496594
>>53496615
We ̸shal͝l f́įnd ̛a p̡urpo̵se̷ ͞t͢he̡n̴..̕.̴
The Tru͢e ̛Dívi͞n͢es w͟i̴ll be met̡.̴..͡ by̢ which ͢n̸am̨e͡ ͟s͡h̶ơul͡d͟ ̴wę ͢re̛ffer̵ to ̀th̷e͘ ̡Old D͝i̛v̵ines.̸.͘.͟?͟

>>53496684
I do not fear death, for it furthers the coming of the Solar Phoenix and it means I will see those who came before me. All Yss live in the comfort of those who came before and I know I will be venrated after my own demise.

>>53496727
Permanence of our death is something that our kind struggle with, it's the reason we travel to search for a way to transcend AI.

>>53496690
I cannot speak for all of the "old divines" as you word it, I cannot even speak for all of my race so for what name I am lost.
However, while I cannot presume her will, I am sure our great God Empress, who's guidance is Her's manifest would be interested in meeting you, ones who think like stars.

>>53496888
Us Yssravannar personally believe that death is something to be cherished when it comes in battle or at the end of a fruitful life. We find anything that could willingly accept immortality to be disturbing.

>>53496946
We do not want immortality for we basically have it, we just want an end that isn't permanent, such as the end my creators believed in, tranquility after death.

>>53496993
I will not doubt or question any beliefs of other races, for all are deserving of respect, even if they are unfeathered.

>>53497116
We don't wish to cause strife just travel and recrute more to our cause.

>>53497285
What do mean by recruit more to your cause?

>>53496915
T̨h͢ese̸ o̢nes ̷woul̀d be͘ ̷h͡ono̷r͝e̕d t̸o̶ meet so͠me̛o̶n̡e͜ w̧i̵t̛h̢ fo̧rm̢.

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>>53489331
Is It Normal for the plants to be a talking
why is that mushroom talking

>>53497312
Other machines seeking the light, hence why I asked. We travel and liberate any and all who wish to join with the hopes of seeing tranquility.

>>53497406
forgot to say my name,sorry mister mushroom hey we can't eat you right
some of my hunters are askin

>>53497406
Wȩ d̸o̴ ̵n͝ot ųn͟deŕsta͞nd what e͢xa̛ctly ̵i̡s cl̢as͢s̨i̷fi̛èd as͜ ̸a m̨us̕hroo͠m.


B̧ut̴ èverything t͞aļks ͢i̶n the̢ v́o͡id.

>>53497429
Well I do wish you the best of luck in your travels, and always know that you have a friend amongst the Dukedom.

>>53497483
And we wish you luck as well in your endeavors.

>>53497478
i musta ate a poison dart if this stuffs in my head,what exactly are ya

>>53497541
I too wish to know.

>>53497541

T̡he̶se on͝e̷s̀ ̸st͞and̸ ͠as̷ ̸th͜e S͜p̷ea̶ke̕r͞s̵. ̀We ̨sp͘ea̸k͡ for ̷the͜ Vo̧i̕dk̕in.̴

>>53497581
at least this one understand,aye whats da red sea grayson man if your of it

>>53495382
It is fair. The war crimes tribunal will convene starting the next meeting. It is due to the trials of other war criminals. We are making good progress rebuilding, along with aid from the rest of the federation. We request an increase in funding for a federation science committee, as so we do not suffer a "brain drain".

>>53497541
I assure you, it gets less weird the longer you spend meeting new folk, though it is still odd how many high castes are wingless.

Also I thank you, it did not occur to me that those who cannot perceive minds may have trouble comprehending our new found friends.

>>53497599
whats da voidkiin sounds like some edgy raidas band,you a raida vodspeaker

>>53497541
I believe it's a being of the void.

>>53497645
um can ye say dat but slowa

>>53497620
The Red Sea is our homeland we were driven from. We one day wish to return and reclaim it, from the ones who cast us out.

>>53497647
Oh you are that guy who was in those space opera threads a long long time ago?

>>53497718
thats me,someone renembers
ive been waiting

>>53497738
I was that ploraxia guy. Everything is neat in this universe, they just suffered a deadly civil war.

>>53497675
Put simply, you will see many weird things meeting the races of the federation.
As for my other comment, it is easy for me to forget most races are not "psionic" as many call it. It is odd thinking most cannot perceive these void beings as a So'Vih can

>>53497756
long time no see,so not as much death in this universe my warband has just arrived
not sure of what this place is,really far from our home escaping the wars of rumar

>>53497647
W͟e arȩ ̧th̨ós̢e ͘w̨it̕hou̡t̵ for̷m̀.̡ ͠We̷ w̕a̸tc̸h and̵ ̕l͠oǫk f̷ơr̵ t̢he͡ ̶T͝r͢u͜e̢ ̷Dívines̷, ͡m͜aker̷s͢ of a̡l͟l͝ l̀i͟fe.

>>53497782
wasn't that easier to say,uh,Hluvuk?
>>53497804
you just creeps me out ya ghost thing

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Truly the beings at large in the galaxy get more intriguing as you discover them.

>>53497790
>not as much death
Nearly 3 billion have been lost in massive wars.

>>53497849
have you heard of Ikanar,over 17 million died in that war that my predecessor start and I ended,so ya less of death

>>53497891
and thats just one battle it was the first i served in

>>53497814

Th̸at ͝wa͡s͢ not o̴ur ̶intén͜ti͡o̸n...̴ ͘Apo͜log͜ie͜s̕ a̸r̢e a̡t ̀h̸and...̨

>>53497891
In other news. A new meme has spread across the internet, which consists of Hazar propaganda found by a Hazar user of Galactictube. It is translated roughly into God is a Hazar. Followed by this are propaganda form the recent Ploraxian Civil War, such as Kalgeros leads Rebel Artillery.

>>53497849
That is nothing to the reign of the Stormkings, they were nearly responsible for the genocide of all none So'Vih in the empire(Came pretty close with us So'Vih too). Planets cleansed for their hunger, entire systems marked for death. They were the reason our kind went into exile, and why we stayed there for so long.

Please understand, this was a very long time ago. I am happy to live in a time of peace.

So there be any wars the my men can serve in we be paid in weapons,meat,and shuttles.We good at ship stealin,and we loyal to boot.so whos buyin

>>53497442
We would not like to be eaten, thank you very much. But we can give you samples of our cuisine if you would like that

>>53498019
Well...... We will have to further review you, but we shall keep you as an associate!

>>53498038
is it meat? we are only be meat eaten we just wanted to taste ya to see if ya meat

>>53498066
We have food that consists of meat. Please read in the attached file (google docs) under Agriculture to read more about what we grow and breed

https://docs.google.com/document/d/14XUjZrSislqAHSL5kF_kX5MyxLQMSqaHydZefAuA3WE

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>>53489331
All of you are racist! Look at the Mushroomians, same head and same shape as ours yet you allow them to walk freely and my people to be covered in cloth! I want justice for the Dicklords and I will never stop demanding it!

>>53498118
well if ya have some planets with deadly meat made beasts we'll hunt dat for ya

>>53498019
Do you have any robots amongst you?

>>53498154
We will keep your offer in mind, but please take into account that the Noo are a peaceful people who are more into farming and agriculture in general than hunting for food.

>>53498118
should i make a doc for my race as i still have lore from the old space opera
>>53498178
no we have no robots they cant jump into space as good as us and they be think that rammin ships is"illogical"

>>53498138
>The crazy phallic-looking lifeform then barges into the office where the representatives are
>Not this again, he murmurs under his breath
Who are you. Oh, it is you again. Can you not see we are in the midst of an important discussion involving very serious Geopolitical issues! If you wish to lodge a complaint, do so on decks 12-25, not in the negotiation chamber! Now leave.

>>53498234
A shame

>>53498203
How about you folk i don't believe we've asked if you have robots?

>>53498203
Oh hello Elected Speaker, elated to see you ave joined us. What's the good word?

>>53498301
We don't have a widespread use of robots, as we want to do the manual labor ourselves. I guess the only place you will find robots are in hazardous environments where we cannot go ourselves.

Another thing is that in ancient Ploraxian mythology, which we do not believe as much any more, there were creatures; monsters which looked like the Rumar. I wonder if there could be any relation. Another thing is that the Committee for Scientific research demands a new area, an expansion of the complex, as using the various curator enclaves are inefficient, expensive, and makes the organization less respectable.

>>53498397
hey are the ploraxians and rumar still trying to kill each other

>>53498382
Would we be permitted to speak with them once we get our ships fixed?

>>53498234
Sure it's always handy to have the fluff of your people written down somewhere

>>53498348
Not much news from the Noo Liberty Union, other than that we have started studying some titanic life forms we discovered on a planet near on of our colonies. It's very fascinating.

>>53498426
I wouldn't see why not, but they aren't that sophisticated, they are only ment to do basic tasks, and we haven't dwelled into the self learning AI department.

>>53498441
Peculiar, we've heard of such beings before, some even participating in battle.

You may also be happy to lead that the civil war has concluded and war criminals are on trial.

>>53498476
Once they see the light of the Princess they will get to make a decision on weather to accept her gift or not, if they do they shall join us on our journey through the stars, permitted you allow them.

>>53498500
That's great news that the war is over. Do you require and assistance in order to rebuild or feed your people?

>>53498500
If any war criminals are sentient AI we would wish you release them into our care for "reeducation".

>>53498646
It wasn't my civil war dear Speaker but the Plaxorian(?) one. Dukedom forces intervened on the side of the loyalists. They need more help than naval and ground troops I believe.

>>53498692
We are to exulting the trials, that falls under the jurisdiction of the Plaxorians, for we were only a intervention force.

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Ẃe͝ ͞wi͡l͡l now̴ ̶try͡ tơ ̵ma̵n̕i̵f͜es̕t in͜to ͝t͘h́e room̸ tǫ ̴eas̢e̴ ͘c͟o̕m͟un͠i̡c̷at̡i͡o͜n̵s͟
͡
̢
D̷on't pa͞n̶ic͟.̵

>>53498756
Magnificent may I ask what do you see when you look at me?

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M͟a̵n̷i̷fest̛ąt͜i̧on͠ ̨co̶m͡pl͡e͠te̴

>>53498810

W͟ȩ ̛s͝ee̶.̢.̕. a ͠sh́e̕l̴l͟, em̴pty̧, ̵a͠lbeit̛ res̕ound̡i̡ng̸ ̸w̷ith voic͢è..̀.̕

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>>53498756
What do you see when you look at my form?

>>53498756
>>53498916
Your form is very different to the one you inhabit the void with, yet it still holds a beauty rarely seen

>>53498939
Red lig̛h̨t.͘
͝
̀A̢n̴ old̨ ̸dy̧i̕n͡g ͡st͝a͞r̡ in̷ ̡its ͘f̛įnal͟ ̀yea̢rs.͘..̴ ̶yo̵ur ki͠n͟ h̨as reác͝h it͝s ̴pea̕k ́an͡d c͝annot pro̶c͘e̶ed fu̷r̕t͜h͠er al̢o͞ne.̨..͢
̸
It ͝r̸e̢qui̛r̶es ̨a ̶new ̢inp̶ùt̶ ţo shine ̵an͟ew..̨.̢ a̧ re͟ason̵ t͟o̢ ̀e͢v͟ol̡ve ̀into͞ ̷a̸ ̷neb͝ula͜..̵.̷

>>53498968


The̡s͢e ̵one͜s ̸Th͜ank ̧Y̕ou for͡ ͠your͝ Compl͠i͘me̸n͟t̨s.


Ev͟e͜r̀yt͠hi͡nǵ has̛ ́a͟n ͟inn̨er ̶beauty̡ ͞i͘n its͘ ow͢n ͠es̷s̵en̕ce̡

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Hello and many greetings! We have just heard of this place, and wish to know what is going on here?

>>53498916

Wow, we're sharing what you see in people? Do me!

>>53499054
Greetings newcomer, pray tell what your people do?

>>53498756
PANICING

>>53499044
Unsettling words void being, but they will not go unheeded.

>>53499088

Oh, we're lots of fun. We improve people that need it, and sometimes they even thank us! We like to drive evolution along, one way or another.

>>53498916
THAT DOES NOT HELP

>>53499054
Ýo͟ur̕ kin ͟is yo̡ung͜ i̸n̕ th̶e pa̡t̛h of d͜esceǹd́ance...̵ ̶w͝hįtę sta͞r̵.̀..

Y͢ou͘r ͟e̡s͢se͞n̶c̸e ͟is͞ s͡im̶p͠le,̶ ́m̢a͡l͘leàble, ͘i̕t̛ may ̢b͝e͞ f͡o̡r͠g͝e̡d͘ ín̛tǫ ͘s̕omèt͢h̛in̨ǵ ̡an͜e͜w i̛n t̶h̕e fu̶ture̸
>>53499104

F͝e͞ar͝ ̡not͟ the ̶Void͘ ͘f̶o͢r it dóe̴s̸ not̡ c̸lai͢m a͡n̴y ̕lifé ̢unt̵i͞l it ͟h̷as͞ ̧en͜d͡ed̷ b͡y̨ ̸it͜s̨ ̡ow̡n mea̵ns.

>>53499119

The͘y͡ a͞re̷ ͡no͞t͟ mèa̕ǹt ̛a͜s a wàrning̕...͜ ̴mer̕èly̕ an obs̸er̵v͘a̸ti͢on.͟..̧ r͞ed ̷sųn̛.͝.̀.

T͢ḩerę i̷s b͞eau͟ty in re̶achi͜ng ̡t͘he ̡p͝e̢ak͝ of̢ ̧ȩvoĺut̸i̶o͞n...


.̡..it̕ ̢m͜eáns th̢aţ ͜on̕l͝y out̷ȩr ̶e͠veńts ͡ça̡n ͝change yo̕u n͡ow̡..̧.͜

>>53499161

Yes! Malleable are we! Self malleable in fact! It is impressive that you can see it! How malleable are you, made from voices in the void? Har har har.

>>53499215

W̢e c̴ho̵se ͘ouŗ rep̴r͝eśen̷ta̷t̛i̕on ̴ba̧sed͢ ͢o͘n͝ ̨t̢he ma͜j̴o̴r̕ con͞se̡nsu͞s ͜of ͝sęn̶t̷i̷e̕nc͟e̵..̶.
̢
Our ̵e̵ss̴e͟n̕c͢e̛ ̧i͜s͞ i̢n̨f̶i̢n̢it͘e...̕ a̕nd ̢so͡ a̕ŗe͞ i̡ts forms̨.͢..̵

>>53499242

Yes, form you made from thoughts, but your thoughts are MADE by thoughts!

I can also make my form from thoughts! But my thoughts are just made by me!

Not sure how to continue but heres the doc so far
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1v32SAjy9Zbt_YJsjw9qckbBBcJjHffJYSryz3eTCZhY/edit?usp=sharing

>>53499139
Strange, we have a species with a similar goal, just carried out in a far crueler manner.

So it ̸se͝ems͝...͢
͜
́Your̨ ̸j́oy ̸is̷ ̀t͘ast̢efu̶l in̷ ̡the aiŗ.͠.̸.

̛W̧e'͠re͡ ͡g͝lad w̛e ͝can ease̵ ćom̵muni̛c͜a̷tion̵s̴ wit͟h ̧a ̵rép͘r͝e̵s̡ent̀at̢ion̵..͢.́

>>53499311

Oh? What manner? Maybe less cruel, maybe more cruel, cruel is in lipids of beholder!

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>>53489331

why is this on /tg/

this is not related

go away

>>53499044
>>53499054
While I do not mean to reduce you to some kind of party trick, my curiosity begs me to ask what you see in me.
>>53499139
To control evolution, you walk a dangerous path, twister of ways, a mind is strained when the body is warped.

>>53499365
They have proven masterful bio scientists, but there methods are cruel by most standards. Live experiments and vivisection to test boundarys and limits on certain races. Those not devoted to the sciences are casually cruel, and the soldiers are just as bad as th scientists.

>>53499410

Hah! We fine, mind already warped!

>>53499431

Live vivisection too crude. Live experiments... Might do. Only to individual, never to large group. Only because cannot learn some things otherwise. But only do if they ask. Or if they cannot die. Had one race like that. Weird religion, ancestors. Found out they entirely engineered race! Much better than we can do. Programmed! But programming broke.

>>53499410

A g͜o͝l͜d͡e͠n͠ ͠star..͞. ýơu ͜h̶ave̸ ca͞r̴r̕i̧ed ha͠l͢f w̷ay th͘rough̀ ͜th̷e̛ ͜pa̵th o̡f e͘volu͢tion a͟n͡d b͠e͘g͝uń ̨th͞e ̧g͠r̀eàt͠ ̨d̛e̢ca̸y..͠.̸

You͞r ̢ĺi̶g̵h͢t w͞ill͘ ͟b̨e̸come ̛l͡ess and̸ l̢e̕ss p͡o̵w̷e̵rful ̢a̵s̴ ́you͟r es͠sen̵ce͞ ̧s̢ees no͟ re̴a̵son͟s ̡t̛o ́cha͘nge ̷wit̢hou̧t ͢a̛n̢ ͘imput̨... ùnt̀il ͢st̸a͠blísh̡i͢ng i͟ts̢e̶lf a̵t ͘t͞h͢e ̢p͟e̶ak̕ of͝ ̴ìt́s ̸fo͝r̡m...͞
͡
Y͟ǫu a̷ĺs̕o͝ ͞sh͞i̴ne̸ i͡n̵ ̵t͞hé bea͞ųty ́of̷ ̷F̶ait̡h̕ ͢an͘ḑ ̡B͡elie͠f. ̨

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Hey guys we're new to this whole galaxy thing and - oh, wow, looks like there was some kind of ominous space station above our planet the whole time.

Those crazy people were right!

>>53499553

Hi! Promise it wasn't us. Our ominous space stations hide much better than that.

>>53499522
The Prince would give his beak for a race that could regenerate after all the punishment they are capable of dishing out. They seem bent on finding out pain limitations on creatures above all things.

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>>53499374
You can't argue with these autists, just leave them to their faggotry.

>>53499616

Hah. No pain. Can actually kill them, is very very hard. Suspend themselves in vacuum. Enjoy temperatures that melt metals. Think used to be terraformers. Now they just destroy worlds.

>>53499630
>>53499374

People are roleplaying on my roleplaying games board! Eww get it off me get it off me!

>>53499533
Your words hold ominous weight, yet are coloured with wisdom. I will bring these words to the priests.
>>53499553
While I can tell you that station is not of the So'Vih, I would not take it personally. If it breaths someone wants to study it

>>53499746
If you call this using your free time in a constructive or joyful manner, then I can only feel sad for your would be friends that have to live on with theannoyance of your need to piss on everyone's fun

>>53499553
We have no space thingys but we can blow it up for ya

>>53499746
Its almost as if people need practise to get good at roleplaying. I see your activly trying to kill that practise so you obviously don't care about roleplay

>>53499907

But Anon. You are the shitposter.

>>53499801

A ̀wis̀e ̛c͢o͞unçi̧l c̢an͘ ̕alwaỳs ́Beli͘e͜ ̸s͟t͢at͜ements ̕t͢ha̴t ̵s̨ee̶m li͡k͢e threat̡s....͡

Dòn'̷t͠ ta͜ke̡ ͝the ̢woŗd͢s͝ a̸s͟ a̴ ̧pos͘si͝bl̛e ͡of̨f̶e͠n̢s͜e̴ ͘or ͝a ̕warnin̷g of̴ impend͡ing ͝do̷o̢m̢..̸. we̵ me͘r̕e̶ly̴ ̢pe̷rc͘i̷ev́e ́t̵he ̴ùn͝i͟v̶er̨s͞e̛ ͘a̵ di͢ff̷ęre̷nt͠ w͡ay t͝han ̛m̢o̵s̨t sp̴ec͝ies d̕o...
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I̸t ͢i͝s e̸v͠ery͜ s͞p̀ec͞i̧es' t̢o evolve͞ ̧d̵own t͘h͟é pát͡h ̛they̡ w͜ęr͜e ͟w̧ritt̛en͠ ̶to b̸y ̡t̡h͜e Tr̡ue͠ ͟D̀ivine͝s.̛ Ŕe̛ac͜h́in̷g͠ ̛t̛he p̧eak ̶of th͡e͝ R̕e̵d̴ ̷Ştár ̷is ̡j́ust̷ ỳe̛ţ ̕anoth̴eŕ d̛oorw͡ąy f͘o̧r͟ a̴ ̛n͝ew̡ p̕a͘t͘h.̡.̛.

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>>53499907

>>53499054
Greetings do you have any robots?

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>>53499927
>making a thread on the wrong board
>proceed to attack anybody who points it out to you
No, not really.

>>53499993
whats with you and robots

>>53499993

No. Robots not interesting. People who make robots interesting, but robots boring. No humor, nothing but programming. DULL!.

>>53500013
Well I and the rest of the Red Sea are robots and I wish to recrute more acolytes.

>>53500038
A robot is only as dull as it's programmer.

>>53499706
This isn't even a thinly-veiled >>>/qst/ thread.

>>53500012
>>53500094
>In a quest there is a single author who controls the plot of the story and who drives the creative process.
Taken directly from the rules you dumbass. This is a collective effort, no single dm, not a quest. Dumbass can't even read the rules he shitposts about.

>>53500085

If a robot self-programs, not a robot. If a robot self-adjusts chassis, not a robot. Is silicon life. Robot is confined by programs. Life changes.

>>53500155
Yeah, which is why this goes on /trash/ and not on a discussion board.

>>53500172

Which is why all of your reporting has been so successful, yes? Or are you recognizing that despite hitting report, this thread isn't going away, because it's breaking no rules? So instead, you shitpost, because your reports aren't working, because nobody's breaking any rules.

>>53500167
Well then do you have any synthetic life amongst you?

>>53500167

Synthetic, no. Altered, yes. We play with genes, and we make jokes with people.

>>53500269
Unfortunately this does not help with our interests, thank you for your time.

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>>53500248

Except I have seen reports work on this board when the rules aren't being followed. So no. You're shitposting to shitpost. You feel that you are some crusader. You are not. You're a sad person with some fake ideal that doesn't even match the rules you say must be followed, and so you show up when people are having fun in ways you don't like but aren't breaking any rules and you try to get people to stop. Pic related. It's you.

>>53500318
You know... everytime you answer to him you are just feeding his need to troll.

Just ignore him and carry on.

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>>53500248
>>53500318
>being this retarded

Both of you shut it

>>53500318
>goes on a board for discussion of tabletop games and roleplaying games
>proceeds to discuss neither tabletop games nor roleplaying games
>goes on a rage because people are telling him he's doing something that belongs on another board
But no, clearly I'm the child here.

>>53500289

Time? You are taking our time! GIVE BACK! Give back or we drop moon!

>>53500411
Uh...Im confused.

>>53500453

You taking sovereign time! Must give it back to us!

HAR HAR HAR! Joke!

>>53500484
Yes humor, I don't really encounter humor with the company I keep.

>>53500526

If people don't get jokes, jokes get bigger, nastier, wetter. Better to learn humor.

>>53500594
That sounds...troubling.

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Hello friends and foes.
I'm back.
I can see there is a...thing in the room.
It's making a dreadful noise.
Like static and the howling of madman.
I bought donuts.

>>53500594
>>53500683
Indeed...

>>53500683

Met one race. No humor. Only pain and sacrifice. To silly gods. Made trick, pretended to be their gods, told them to fight bigger, badder enemies.

>>53500703
What is a donut

>>53500703
I know not what a 'donut' is, but if they are the sauce of that smell which makes my mandibles twitch I wish to try one.

>>53500703

Oh! Give me the holes!

>>53500794
A piece of dough with a hole in the middle.
I like the strawberry ones.
>>53500823
Take some.
They're here to be eaten.
>>53500844
Enjoy.

>>53500749
And how did this turn out?

>>53500898

No more painful sacrificing to silly gods. Crippled bigger badder enemy so that others could remove threat. Even got to celebrate a great hero! Turned out well.

>>53500875
Sounds strange. I may have to try one.

>>53500959
Please do.
Trying new things is usually a grand experience.

>>53501003
Well I've always been considered a more open minded member of my species, hence the ambassador job. So this shouldn't be too much of a stretch.

>>53501065
So how was it?

>>53501127
Sweet, curiously soft too. Quite delectable.

>>53500875
These *chomp* taste so good! I need to find the recipe, and it could help cheer up the populace. Anyways, considering that there is nothing to do... I brought a ploraixan film, which is a classic, called Xeno, which is a drama film. In other news, I hope to establish an independent film competition for federation youths all across our boundaries.

>>53501170

Sounds good! We have our own films that are quite funny. They are all evolution in action.

>>53501158
I feel the same about them.
>>53501170
Oh my.
I am sure the youths of the Tau would love to take place in this.

>>53501170
I have already consulted the federation authority for the fine arts (based on Koter) about this. Hopefully this can be implemented, with a prize of nearly 5,000,000 credits.

>>53501237
>>53501202
Yes, well. There is a catch, we need to still find the planet to base it on, in an empire.

>>53501237
Do you serve theses at state functions?

>>53501290

Let winner of contest be next host! But if you want to establish, be first host!

>>53500875
>>53501003
It is decided. At the next meeting I will bring Mulu cakes. They are made from grubs that only eat the sweetest nectars.
>>53501170
A commendable notion, a healthy way for youths of the Houses to compete with each other too...

>>53501345
Normally.
>>53501401
I'm sure they will be good.

>>53501477
You try are own delicacies, Yssravannari delight is a particular favourite of mine

>>53500703
Hello, I have a quick question for you, do you have any robots and if so what do they do within your society?

>>53501401
The next meeting I shall prepare a grand feast for this federation, in rejoicement over the end of the war and the future at hand!

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Oh, so many *campers*! Is this a *party*? May we indulge ourselves in the festivities?

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>>53501755
OHHHHH~! Canz mez bringy a yummy-tums dish toda feasty? Me knowy you'd liky-likez da Rero-yu puddin'! Is yummy!

>>53501860
Alright, Vorgel. Due to the civil war, our civilian ships were neglected and mostly scrapped. I require an order of eight construction ships, and 10 science ships. Your final lump sum payment is 10,000,000 credits.

>>53501860
Ship builders! Yes hello we require assistance, we've been stranded here for far too long.

>>53501860
I also request the creation of something... massive. While we will not begin construction in a while, it will be the biggest habitat ever built in this quadrant. In the course of these few months, we have grown our economy back to where it was, and we are developing.

>>53501555
We have robots yes.
Usually as workers and scouts.

>>53502099
>>53501860
We can make it ourselves, we require more labour for this project, and you are the best.

>>53502139
Yes would you folks be open to us talking to them once our ships are fixed?

Offtopic: Should I start a new thread?

>>53502191
Of course.
>>53502330
That seems like a good thing to do.

>>53502341
Kewl.

>>53502341
Good, now if these robots then want to travel with us what would be the response?

>>53502410
Started the new thread guys, check it out. This one has reached the bump limit.

>>53500197
There are anons with legitimate concerns you're trying to skirt the rules in an attempt to game the system and somehow prove quests aren't the garbage they are.

Most people don't bother to report these threads because they figure janitors will notice them anyway. The autistic screeching that comes out of them is very loud.

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>>53499553
Thousand apologies, new Representative! The Collective did not realize your planet contained sentient life.
Fear not, it is merely a scientific research orbital.