/pfg/ - Pathfinder General

>>53447368
A good chicken sandwich.

Living vicariously through possessed bodies has its perks.

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For those who didn't see last thread, there is light on the horizon.

http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/v5748dyo5ljuf?Class-Preview-The-Soldier

Whether it proves to be the dawn or an angler fish luring us in so it can eat us is yet to be seen.

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>>53447440
When are we getting information on cybernetic enhancements, nanotechnology, robotics and more?

>>53447440
TL;dr
Paizo merges Fighter and Ranger, may have outdone both

>>53447440
>GOOD
>WILL
>SAVE

FUCKING FINALLY

>>53447368
JEREMUS

>>53447492
They said in this very blog post that they'll be handling other stuff than class reveals for Starfinder next week, and they've already handled starships. They'll likely want to wait a while for the magic stuff, what with the Technomancer being delayed, so that means next week is either lore (which they've done a bunch of already) or equipment.

>>53447368
Same as errybody else, really. Love, honor, and to protect those he cares for. I expect he will sometime fairly soon, Tier 5 in a party of initiators and casters and all.

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>>53447510
>Good Will Save
>Fighting Styles
>Weapon Focus applies to ALL weapons
>Still gets bonus feats, all the feats
>Can handle Heavy Weapons, longarms and advanced armor
>4+Int with Class Skills like Engineering and Piloting

Where were you when being the straight Fight-Man was not only viable, but fun?

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>>53444547
>>53444649
>>53444675
>>53445012
Reminder that there still exists a really easy and currently empty niche that could well guarantee you a place in ensoulment if you're willing to pander with mommy bait.

I know the PDF isn't out yet on the store, but does anyone have a link to all the shit in Legacy of the First World?

>>53447583
Protag doesn't feel like a lewdmemers

>>53447440
What an ugly character.

>>53447642
I feel like I wouldn't be able to get along with Protagonist as a DM even though I'm interested in the campaign. He seems too nice. I need DMs that'll tell me when to shut up or fuck off, because otherwise I'm going to keep pushing what I can do in a game.

Unless this is all an elaborate trap to make suffer the poor suckers that get in.

>>53447440
Hold the fucking phone. Based on that last thing we saw with starships, there shouldn't be anything stopping a soldier with a fighter jet from being an ace pilot except stats. If there's any class that can accomplish gunnery, piloting, and maneuvering all in one, this is probably it.

So you can be a badass both in the air and on the ground.

>>53447642
It's not so much lewdmeme as it is filling in the missing piece to the currently strongest application's Arthurian Romance archetype.

>>53447696
>currently strongest application
Ceraphine? Ceraphine's counterpart would literally be a daddy so

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>>53447684
>So you can be a badass both in the air and on the ground.

Why stop at Starships? Let's go all the way with this, brother!

Soldiers can also be Gunship pilots.

>>53447368
>Who or what would your character be willing to pay the ultimate price for?

Not a damned thing. Nothing is better than the sheer thrill of living and seeking pleasures in this world!

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>>53447696
>>53447704

>Young man she can dote on
>Older type she can rely on

WHICH SHOULD IT BE?

>>53447583
I want Franze to step on me!

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>>53447721
Wouldn't piloting also apply to Combat Mechs?

Good god, why is this class so hype.

>>53447721
>Possible to be Fox McCloud or Falco Lombardi
It's getting hard not to get hype. You can be a VOTOMS pilot pretty easily with all this

>>53447738
Macrophile pls go

>>53447678
He's just really narrativistic. All the homebrew hes allowes has been allowed after an explanation of why they need those mechanics for the narratice they want to write, and he seems the type that would prefer sacrificing mechanical consistancy for narrative rather than forcing the other way around. He hasnt said so, but that kind of person tends to HATE highly optimised characters, and I doubt anyone who uses the slack character rules for that purpose will get into the game.

>>53447735
One of each

>>53447583
>TFW Captain Slow applies with Ceraphine's supposedly dead husband

>>53447765
Anon, we're getting hyped at Starfinder's fighter class, what should be the most boring and generic class in the system.

So there was a lot of shitposting about DHB last thread. What's his new character like? Apparently he changed a lot?

>>53448033
Why do you want MORE shitposting about him? Haven't you caused enough suffering already?

>>53447937
Or her husband's killer.

>>53448033
It doesn't seem ready to be reviewed just yet. I'll take a look when he's done reconstructing his app.

>>53448063
What do you want to discuss here? Other Flower Court apps? Other /pfg/ games? Pathfinder?

>>53448004
I know. It's fucking terrifying.

Maybe we're just so desensitized to other things having neat abilities, but the moment the particularly mundane class comes out of the woodwork and actually looks good, suddenly everybody is freaking out.

>>53447765
Because a lot of people have just wanted to play a goddamn hero without needing to rely on finger waggling, reality raping magic in order to do anything useful. Magic users ever being anything other than villains was a mistake, and while Starfinder might not fix that entirely, at least it's making regular people competent enough to do stuff on their own merit.

>>53448142
Hell, in some cases even better than the finger-wagglers. Somehow I doubt a technomancer would pilot a combat back even half as well as a soldier.

>>53448095
VIGILANTE EFFECT

>>53448069
What if the husband was in on the attack and his philosophical ideal is bringing more power to the people of Lote?

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>>53447440
Looking at that ugly fucker, I hope we have other machine PC options than just androids. I want to play a battle robot, not something that looks vaguely human.

>>53448160
Maybe not, but they might enable a combat mech to transform into a space fighter jet for improved speed and maneuverability

>>53448160
Agreed, the technomancer might have a couple of tricks but the soldier looks like they'll still pull ahead. Just so long as the spells that can usurp other classes or provide instant solutions to problems are removed, things should work out rather well.

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So! Who all's excited for the weekend? Any big plans, game-related or otherwise?

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>>53447440
Why are faggots saying this is an ugly character? Looks like a manly-as-fuck Matt Damon
>>53447649
>>53448199

>>53448221
I mean, they'll still have a place - no matter what happens, it'll be a rare soldier that can effectively and efficiently deal with a ghost, whereas spellcasters should be able to handle that no problem.

But it's good to have the soldier feel like the top dog.

>>53448199
It's going to happen, anon. I guarantee it.

>>53448221
IMO, most of the spells should be buffs on allies, debuffs on enemies, and that's it.

>>53448226
Pondering the cuteness of fennecs!

Also trying to figure out a solution for a player in my game who wants to change his character around a bit.

>>53448193
So he's got a duty to his people that conflicts with the duty to his wife? I love it!

>>53448226
Got RotJR, starting an L5R game, and I'll be finishing my app for Ensoulment. It's gonna be nice.

How about you FennecAnon? Any games you're looking forward to?

>>53448226
Applying to Ensoulment and potentially Fangwood!

>>53448276
>>53448288
Yeah, classes having a niche to fill is a good thing, and Starfinder seems to be finally letting the fighter/soldier types be properly impressive in a fight.

>>53448226
Why is that Fennec so gosh darn CUTE?

I've got SotJR tomorrow and I might work on an app for Flower Court. I've got some fun ideas for a character!

>>53448193
This meme just got interesting.

>>53448317
If Dexterity is tied to firearms and Piloting than Soldiers might be expert pilots!

>>53447440
One thing that caught my eye was the fact that they've apparently removed medium armor from the running, as the preview only mentions light and heavy armor.

Not totally sure how to feel about that.

>>53448323
>SotJR without an app in yet
Slow, is that you?

Help me anons I'm getting a private game up and running and both of my players might end up playing daddies what do I do?

>>53447368
I have never seen this picture in mount & blades.

>>53448359
Are you playing on the internet or in person?

>>53448226
My saturday game is cancelled, but that means I have more time to work on my Flower Court app.

>>53448355
>>53448323
Oh gosh, I need to hurry if Slow's getting in this

>>53448382
Internet. Also I need the ironfang books because the trove doesn't seem to have all of them

>>53448346
Med armor is kinda stupid. No one focuses on it. Either you're unarmored, wearing super light armor, or full plate.

>>53448274
Ha! Glad to see someone else liked my pic on the filename thread.

>>53448346
Medium Armor doesn't even functionally exist for most people, as most of the time you want "medium armor" it's considered light armor anyway (mithral lmao) so the designation is moot.

>>53448339
Could be, and would make some degree of sense in a setting where more combat takes place at range and there are likely Strength augmenting armors to help you carry gear or make up for not being a mountain of barbarian muscle.

>>53448346
I imagine that the light armor is going to be your bullet proof vests, flak armor, and maybe lighter space suits. Heavy armor might start at full SWAT gear and go on up through various reinforced space suits to power armor?

>>53448441
I suspect the distinction between heavy and light armor will primarily be one of rigidity.

Soft, relatively flexible armor (flak vests light space suits, possibly even SWAT equivalent gear) would fall into the light category, while heavy would be anything without flexibility; ceramic plating, metal, carbon-fiber hardsuits, and all the way up to power armor.

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>>53448359
that's what happens when chargen is left up in the air and one of your players defaults to the same thing

>>53448355
Yes?

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>>53448526
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

How much weight is reasonable to put on a wagon? Like, 1000 pounds should be the hard limit, or so? A light horse can supposedly carry 525lbs max and go 28 miles a day, so that sounds good to me. I just don't want to get into an argument with my DM over how much shit I can put in my wagon, so I wanna be well under a reasonable limit.

lizard klingons and snowflake bugs?

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>>53448303

Well, there's my weekly game. Apparently an NPC we'd been trusting died long before we even met him. I imagine a good part of this coming session will involve finding out who we've been talking to all this time.

>>53448558
2500, wheels and dragging make a big difference.

>>53448593
Ok. I want you to know I'm citing you as a source and expect you to be in thread if my DM challenges my number.

>>53448618
I'll be gone probably but a quick search shows that http://www.oregonpioneers.com/wagon.htm means even 3000 or so is technically safe.

>>53448541
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Looking forward to seeing what you come up with

>>53448541
aaaaaaa don't apply too fast! You'll overwhelm us! Be gentle!

>>53448643
I was joking, anon, but I appreciate the real source. Thanks.

>>53448560

Yyyep, plus divergent mutant telepaths, machines who think they're people, four-armed nomads, and r@s.

And apparently, catfolk barbarians.

>>53448663
>>53448664
Y'all are a bunch of weirdos.

>>53448696
Baseline mechanic has an implanted AI? That's going a bit far for a standard circuit monkey, isn't it?
Standard being the key word, there.

>>53448663
>>53448664
Slow himself seems cool but I'll never understand Slowfags.

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>>53448740
they also have the option to have a drone companion instead.

>>53448717
You should make a Jaime Lannister! He's my favorite!

What type of build are you looking at?

>>53448764
Slow is super cool. Intelligent, thoughtful, kind-hearted, and fun to talk to.

>>53448740
It does say Drones OR AI. Might be choice, might not. We'll have to see what our overlords give us in the coming months.

>>53448799
Wait what if there's a feat line to allow your AI to exit your noggin and become a Stand

>>53448764
Advanced shitposting, I'd wager.

>>53448856
Just build a robot shell for your AI you fucking nerd, not everything needs to be a JoJo reference!

>>53448884
Is that a motherfucking JoJo reference?!?

>>53448856
A hardlight 「STAND」 would be pretty cool, but I'm just a little iffy about every competent ship's engineer coming with a choice of head mates or bulky cargo.

>>53448862
As an advanced shitposter with nearly a decade of experience, I can vouch for this.

>>53448798
Yeah, but how's his ERP?

>>53448905
You're only going to have one Engineer on your ship, dude.

Are Flower Court apps supposed to be in first person or not?

>>53448927
>Yeah, but how's his ERP?
The gold standard

>>53448953
It's optional what perspective you submit it in.

>>53448953
They can but they don't have to be. Doing it in first person gives you a chance to portray their personality a bit better, I think. 3rd person lets you reveal information your character wouldn't tell the princess.

>>53448953
Do what feels right anon

>>53448953
Can someone give me a quick rundown on Flower Court and just what the hell it is? Because all I know is Arthurian myth, autistic princess and mommy memes.

>>53448958
Calm your tits, Slow.
What examples of ERP do we actually have to measure against each other, besides assuming that he's better than Vult and Rory, i.e. the bare minimum of effort and porn cliches?

>>53448927
There's an easy answer to this, and it involves PM THEM.

>>53448927
I don't really understand how only having one engineer on my ship affects this.
Don't get me wrong, I like the flavor of robot minions, and AI brain partners. It just doesn't fit into what my brain thinks of a standard Mechanic as.

It's like going for a sip of water only to find that it's vodka. That first sip is going to be an uncomfortable surprise, but vodka is nice to have too. Then you realize that all the water is vodka...

Piss drunk mechanic will likely be my first character for this game.

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Gonna be joining a friend's campaign.

What's the best way to be a fantasy operator? He's allowing only 1st party stuff, all casters can't cast spells higher then 5th level, and I got the advanced template added to help balance out being the only non-mythic character.

>>53449134
Slayer is very operator.

>>53449134
>and I got the advanced template added to help balance out being the only non-mythic character.
Wow, what did you do to piss your DM off?

>>53448991
>>53448991
The arthurian myth angle is getting way more attention in the threads than the actual GM gave it.

Her name is Raina and she likes to wear dresses

Mommy memes are forced.

>>53449141
Any feats, equipment, etc to use with slayer then?

>>53449159
Nope, I was given a choice, mythic or templates and I decided to go with templates. Not the wisest choice truth be told but I don't regret it.

On the flip side, he home brewed loads of anti-mythic monsters, traps, artifacts, etc to humble the party.

>>53448991
Old empire that dominated the continent fell to pieces a few years ago. One of the current kingdoms, Lote, is trying to promote consolidation in its wake. The King is trying to do what he can through diplomacy and presumably force and his sister (autistic dress princess) thinks she can make people want to join Lote by getting a bunch of impressive heroes to do impressive things. She's searching for strong ideals people can get behind and your application is addressed to her.

>>53448274
Because it's an ugly character?

>>53448199
You talk like Paizo was a creative company

>>53449051
PM him faggot

>>53449330
Are we more creative than Paizo?

>>53449418
Hey, you know what they say, put enough monkeys in a room and all that.

>tfw should work on app
>just want to ignore it and do other things
I-it'll get done eventually, I swear!

>>53449487
post app

>>53449487
What part are you having trouble with, the push to start or a part you're feeling bad about?

Just know you've got weeks to work on this app, and besides, it's Friday! You should be doing something you like tonight!

>>53449443
with the amount of shitposting, fetishe concepts and autism with gameplay mechanics we surpassed Paizo in creativity ages ago, we just don't know a way on how to organize all this autism in a commercial way.

>>53449051
>>53448927
He's the best I've had yet, and eventually I'll have them all, so I'll get you a roster when I can.

>>53449529
Make a 4chan publishing group? What would it be called though, 4games Studios?

>>53447368
What are we defining as the "Ultimate Price"?
Because my character sees his own life as completely worthless. Not much of a price.
Now if you asked him what he would be willing to let his friends die for, or what he would be willing to use his ass for, those would be far more interesting questions.

>>53449582
Shitposting Studios, Autism Productions, Magical Realm Dwellers

>>53449572
What makes him good?
Besides the obvious answers of celebrity and dad memes

>>53449655
Attention to detail and scene setting with descriptive language is a major strength of his, both in and out of the RP bedroom

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>>53449523
>it's Friday! You should be doing something you like tonight!

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>>53449711
Sssooooo the bare minimum of what one should expect of a writer?

>>53449723
Consider your alternatives. And PM me if you're so tough!

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>>53449711
>/pfg/ standards this low
>Actual effort is ZOMG TEH BEST EVAR DADDY
Is this what we were all scared of?

>>53449647
Pedofiles.

>>53449714
It doesn't have to be going out to a club or bar, it could be something like a fun LP or video game!

>>53449770
Effort isn't always good, look at DHB.

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>>53449832
>

>>53449855
There are a dozen boards you can visit for fun and whimsy, I want to see you enjoy tonight!

Reviewanons, review DHB's app! I want it torn to SHREDS.

You know what, I actually really want a review anon to review his homebrew

>>53449841
Sometimes I just want to warn DHB on the tone of a campaign before he applies, because he tries very VERY hard.

>>53449894
I mean... I doubt you're going to get that.

Regardless of one's feelings about DHB as a person, his characters are rock solid. The only consistent complaints one could make are tonal conflicts and the tendency for everything he writes to be morose as fuck.

How strong is a Wizard Enchanter? A Wizard focused in charm the enemies and stuff like that.

>>53449926
DHB earned the D in his name, the guy desperately needs a hug and some citalopram.

>>53449904
The thing is DHB only has two modes. A silly joke character or a depressing serious character. The guy can't not be sad.

>>53449926
I just like analysis. Apparently the guy has done like three rewrites of the new character after everyone shit on it.

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So who's going to make the Stainless Steel Rat as an actual one in Starfinder?

Also someone really needs to do pic related as a Starfinder campaign.

>>53449991
I want to make a brain in a jar Fighter!

>>53449960
He does seem to be very receptive to criticism. I'd actually want him to stick to his guns rather than let other people drive his character, but it's his decision in the end.

>>53449991
>stainless steel rat
Fuck man, those books were old when I read them years ago.

>>53449841
>Effort isn't always good
By what logic? Are we really just pulling the "lel u a tryhard" on anyone who puts a little passion into their work and isn't already a celeb player?

>>53450032
He has done on occasion, like Talathel. He doesn't bend over backwards for every little thing.

>>53449933
Anyone?

I want to curl up with DHB and eat his cookies while he optimizes builds and muses upon the futility of living!

Aww, AnonMD dropped the gay arabian betrothed to build the mad hatter. I was wondering how that one was going to sheik out.

>>53450101
Enchantment isn't a great school, but you're still a Wizard.

>>53450103
Has anyone who plays with him even said what he's like on a personal level?

Rewriting Throne of Night because the overseer campaign is shit on a stick.

Anybody have any suggestions or neat ideas to put in?

>>53450101
Mind affecting immunity is incredibly common at high levels. Unless you know you'll only be dealing with humans with class levels as enemies you aren't going to get very far specializing in charm magic.

>>53450205
Thank you!

I'm new to Pathfinder, which is a good feat for a Wizard?

>>53450167
LoBaF players and GM do, but then witch hunter anons twist anything positive they say into something negative.

>>53450242
Improved Stone Cunning.

>>53450242
Improved Initiative. It's good for everybody, especially a caster. If you go first at high levels, you usually win.

>>53449582
>>53449529
Isn't that Dungeons the Dragoning?

>>53450156
Which schools are good to choose for opposition?

>>53450167
I like DHB, he's easy to get along with, does the logistics shit I hate doing as a player, and he's given me good help on a build for a separate game.

>>53450395
I was about to ask the same.

What schools are the best to resist as a Spellbreaker inquisitor?

>>53450395
>>53450405
Necromancy usually doesn't have anything worthwhile unless you *really* want to create undead.

Enchantment is usually my go-to because I find mind control spells to be too dependent on a single save, and also because most of enchantment's buffs are sort of weaksauce compared to other schools.

>>53450439
>all the no-save save or sucks
>all the most powerful debuffs
>1/3 of the spells that make wizards instant win
You're a moron.

>>53450395
Necromancy for sure. My Wizards generally oppose Enchantment, since I'm not a fan of save or suck spells.

Depending on the party, Evocation or Illusion would probably be your best bets.

>>53449252
That was a very, very poor choice. You will regret it.

Which school should I choose in order to have a great CC and improve the survivability of my party?

Which spells should I pick at level 1?

>>53450525
Take this and go with God, my son:
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/extras/community-creations/treatmonks-lab/test/

>>53450525
Conjuration.

Grease.

So what's the hot new take on DHB's Ensoulment character this hour?

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I completely changed my samurai character concept into a new character for ensoulment today. It's still a work in progress (I was drawing a lot of inspiration from Akagi and the applicant above mine) but eh... Is it better? The art kinda sucks honestly. Couldnt find a good chinese looking portrait.

>>53450644
Like the Avowed, changing gears too fast for anybody to reasonably accept it as is.

>>53450418

Aren't a lot of nasty save-or-dies in enchantment?

>>53450646
The original one was so incredibly barebones I don't really have anything to compare it by.

Anyone got that list of currently recruiting?

>>53450697
>No Avowed update still
>all those changes that were talked about weeks and weeks, almost months ago

VERSION FOURTEEN WHEN WHY DID TAV HAVE TO BE KILL

I kind of want to do a campaign where the party starts out as slaves at an auction, naked and presented to the crowd for purchase.

Only issue there is where to go from there! Should they all be bought by the same person, or separate masters?

>>53450833
Why the fuck would you split the party.

>>53450833
It sounds fetishy

>>53450833
I'm in.

>>53450788
>waitingforavowedupdates.jpg

>>53450833
>the zero-player-choice, this-is-your-DM's-fetish campaign
Not good for gaming
Not good for ERPing
Not good for laughs
just nah

>>53450842
I can't imagine it would be a true split, if I went that route than everyone would find their way to the same place.

>>53450848
How? Slaves would be presented naked so buyers can get a good idea what they're getting. More importantly, I think the master/slave relationship is one that can and should be explored more in DnD.

>>53450853
It's a /pfg/ campaign, so if you've got a character idea it would probably work.

>>53450833
Is this a game for other people, or a party of one? And by one, I mean you and nobody else.

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>>53450869
>WHERE ARE THEY
>EVEN BONES CANNOT WAIT LONGER

>>53450525
GREASE

Can a magus deliver a touch spell with spellstrike if the target is immaterial? As in, say its a crit with my scimitar and shocking grasp, does the spell crit and the physical damage get ignored, or does it just not hit?

I want to marry a Drow!

>>53450984
Why?

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>>53450984

If a Druid were to increase his animal companion's intelligence to 3, and then give it a point in Linguistics, would a Druid fall for teaching his animal companion Druidic?

>>53451014
I think that the animal companion fundamentally counts as being the same entity as the Druid, in the way a Wizard's familiar is basically half of him.

>>53450833
So uh, cool, but what's the goal of the campaign?

Flower court needs more cute brown girl apps! More!

>>53450997
WHY ARE THERE BELTS AROUND HER NECK

>>53450992
Spunky, white hair, and fat dusky tits.

>>53451068
Erotic asphyxiation.

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>>53450984
>>53451077

>>53451077
Anon she will tie you up and brutally torture you as part of your typical romantic evening. Not like fluffy cuffs and taps with leather straps, I'm talking knives and broken bones and bloodplay.

Sure you might be into that too, who isn't really, but most critically, she won't hold you shush you and stroke your hair afterward like a proper torture mistress.

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>>53450905
Starting to feel like this when waiting for errata/avowed updates.

>>53451154
I hear Onryou likes her gentlemen to churn her like butter.

>>53451241
>Rubio describes sexual techniques
https://youtu.be/5Q-wXo1Me-8?t=54

>>53450997
Kingdom Death never fails to get a rise out if me

>>53451241
Is that why she's crushing on Seht, AKA Long Dong Silver? Because she knows he's going to be the only one big enough to satisfy her?

>>53451287
>>53451241
You ever think Onryou got into awkward conversations with Lonjiku because he was talking to Ameiko about something with Onryou around and said, "Onry you can do this" and she thought he was talking about her?

I don't need eyes.

So, anyone have some sort of ERP book for this game? That has to be a thing, right?

>>53451425
Pathfinder Vices

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>>53451365

>>53450785
Currently recruiting games:
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/75856/dimensional-ark-abyssia
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/77814/ensoulment-of-the-flower-court
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/77293/ironfang-invasion-adventure-path
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/78224/chronicles-of-the-golden-chalice
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/77201/essentia-forgotten-home
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/78606/hells-saboteurs
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/77329/something-wicked-comes-this-way

>>53451614
shit meme game
decent
shit
shit scheduel
tldr
shit concept
equally as shit concept

Why are pfg games never good

What gestalts well with a Telekineticist?
Urban Barbarian seems the most obvious but I'm not sure if blasts and wild talents work while raging.

>>53451646
Run your own, o godly DM.

>>53451668
no reason to waste it on shit players

>>53451665
Dreadnought barbarian works.

>>53451646
It's because they allow lots of 3pp material and the players always make janky meme builds and spend half the time pretending to be asian fox girls while they fap.

>>53451698
i never understood why people have such a fucking fetish for PoW, or think that casters are overpowered

I have never once felt like casters were too strong while playing, just that they are more fun to play than some boring fighter build

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>>53451689
That archetype reminds me so much of pic related.
And now that I think about it, the thought of him with telekinesis is terrifying, I like it.

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>>53451683
>That feel when the best GM ever won't run a lewd foxgirl memegame.

>>53451698
>no 3pp, pfg shits on it
>3pp, pfg also shits on it
Just can't win

>>53451730
pfg isn't one person

>>53451730
QUIT SHITSHAMING ME!

>>53451727
I want to play a crowgirl, though.

>>53451714
PoW is fun though, as long as you don't break it over your knee.

>>53451730
>one person represents all of /pfg/
Are you actually this retarded?

>>53450984
I missed you, Drowanon!

>>53451788
The old "4chan is one person" claim. Never gets old.

It actually only gets old. Please do not do this.

>>53451785
As long as you ban Broken Blade, Primal Fury, and Thrashing Dragon, at minimum.

>>53451875
That's because it's only two people.

>>53451883
The other 2 are infamous but what is wrong with Thrashing Dragon?

>>53451893
Nah, it's at least 4. You, me, Daiz, and Lelouch.

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I JUST WANT A WRATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS CAMPAIGN, GOSH HECKIN' DARN IT.

>>53451900
The only thing it does well is explosively deadly full attacks.

>>53451946
Espagnoll is running one. Fishy as hell with his voluntary donation thing though.

>>53451958
>TWF
>only good for full attacks

Well, on the flipside, it has a few nice counters and its Style Feats are really nice.

>>53451968
Fuck Espagnoll, I'm not joining a game with that guy.

>>53451958
You're like the fucking Tasmanian devil with those, those. I once let a player use it.

Never again.

>They don't reply to your PM
Is it over?

>>53451992
But anon... I didn't get a PM.

>>53451992
RIP

>>53449068
Think of it as a Siri expy. It doesn't have to be Cortana level smart, but someone like Alexa you can tell to get your manuals together or play your jams is obvious.

Maybe something like Backpack from Static Shock. It's 'intelligent', but only as good as you are at dealing with the information it gets.

>>53451946
I had one, but my DM decided to stop after most of the group had to leave because life.

Shit sucks, we just got to a succubus in distress.

>>53452085
>we just got to a succubus in distress.

Did her name happen to be Arueshalae?

>>53451992
Welcome to the other side of the PM THEM meme.
People in /pfg/ only really respond to PMs from celeb players.

>>53452112
This is why it's better to remain in obscurity, and not PM them.

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>>53452030
Still not feeling it as a baseline. Sounds like an absolutely delicious mixer, but I don't see why people would drink it on it's own.

When was the last time you drank strait mixer?

>>53451958
I once did a theorycraft combo that, if everything hit, would make the total damage end up at around 200 damage in one full attack at level 9.

>>53452106
Yeah...

>>53452198
Her distress was genuine, and she is written to be a top-shelf waifu of the highest caliber.

Is there a school of philosophy I could feasibly pretend to understand in order to add credibility to a flower app as a champion of tits and ass?

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>>53452223
>as a champion of tits and ass?

Explain further.

Are you saying your character is absurdly busty, with an exquisite ass, but otherwise normal? Or are they voluptuous and focused around that?

Because the answer may surprise you, depending!

>>53452185
I don't think I've ever really had one. I normally don't drink, usually only when there is a barbecue going on.

>>53452223
Join the Sanitation Movement

Build proper sewage and waterways for cities with an emphasis on proper hygiene and bath houses. You'll probably want to push the Turkish style Moving Water baths over the Roman ones.

>>53452223
Depends. Are you a champion OF tits and ass, or FOR tits and ass?

>>53452210
I know. I read adventures I'm playing in if they get dropped. It hurts. It hurts a lot.

I was the one who got the "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi" message, too.

>>53452233
I could slap big tits and ass. Onto any character. It's not enough to simply possess them, I must be a impetus for culture wide worship of the transcendence of the feminine form. In fact, it isn't even necessary that the character themselves possess such endowments, so long as they can shape the world to revere and protect them not merely as women are always protected, but as one would protect cherish the very essence of goodness itself.
>>53452274
FOR,
but OF is fine in addition.

>>53452300
Oh hey there Eagle.

>>53452304

I think you writing is best writing.

>>53452300
Take your fatfaggotry and meme somewhere else.

>>53452300
Some form of feminism? And I don't mean modern feminism. You could promote appreciation for the female form, femininity, fertility, or sexuality.

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>>53452300

That's just bog-standard a e s t h e t i c you dingus.

>mfw a player tries to argue that teleportation is moving faster than light
Fuck OFFFFFFFFf

>>53452426
I mean... you are. It's instantaneous travel.

>>53452445
Light is not instantaneous.

Clearly this is level 20 Veiled Moon vs Scarlet Throne.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HYXjcELQ3M

Skip to 5:30 for the hypest part.

>>53452426
>Teleportation is moving.

HAH

>>53452474
Correct.

Thus, if teleportation lets you get somewhere before light does, what does that say about how fast you're moving?

>>53452344
I never mentioned thicc, nor was it actually what I was imagining
>>53452350
But anon, if I make my philosophy any form of feminism whatsoever the shitstorm will be great and unending
>>53452365
I dont see how it relates to vaporwave.

>>53452300
Welp, my first take would be a character that thinks the problems that lead to the downfall of the empire come from people's unconscious adoration of the masculine. Pride in strength and power has created a culture that warred itself a part. Clearly the answer lies in the opposite path, a cultural shift into the admiration of the feminine and people will naturally lead better lives. Less kings more queens.

I don't know exactly what you'd do, but it would be quite the ride.

>>53452528
>I dont see how it relates to vaporwave.

Aesthetic is a thing apart from vaporwave you fart-sniffer!

>>53452515
There seems to be a disconnect here.

Teleportation is not 'moving', but 'relocating'

You can't move faster than the speed of light with teleporting because you're not 'moving'. You lack any sort of velocity. You're just changing where you are.

>>53452589
That's not how teleportation functions. It's explicitly defined as travel through the Astral plane, which has 1:1 correspondence to the material plane.

>>53452528
Just to be clear, my ideal form of feminism is one that promotes grace, beauty, empathy, kindness and other positive traits that are considered feminine, not the idea that "women do masculine things as well as men".

>>53452604
Fuck your Astral Plane.

I bet Slow PM'd all the infamous meme players.

>>53452644
meme players?

>>53452491
>>53452445
It isn't. here's the shit people don't understand - you aren't fucking moving when you classically teleport, not in the physical sense. Your velocity is Zero. You have traversed zero distance - you've simply edited your coodinates. You haven't traversed the distance - you're simply changing where you are. My coodinates are (0, 0, 0), now they're (1, 1, 1). At no point was I anywhere between these two coodinates. I have no velocity.

>>53452604
Which is not faster than light for the simple reason that you are not traversing distance on the material plane and spend no time in the material plane travelling on the astral plane because time does not exist on the astral plane.

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With the inevitable Star Fox campaigns brewing, what will be your call sign? What will you play as?


Get your inspiration here: rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/2581

>>53451992
Try someone nicer

>>53452644
Can we get a full list of them senpai

>>53452604
The Astral Plane is timeless and it isn't truly instant, as it's said to be a "tiny fraction of a second".

>>53452644
Slow's a slut.

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>>53452670
>Which is not faster than light for the simple reason that you are not traversing distance on the material plane

Fampai, you seem to be misunderstanding. It doesn't matter whether you're traveling on the Astral Plane or the Material Plane you're still traveling through the same amount of physical space.

>>53452688
>The Astral Plane is timeless
Timeless relative to the Material, light still travels.

>>53452644
Slow's a very friendly guy, he'd PM anybody.

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>>53452708
Aranha?

>>53452734
What if he pm'd the most infamous of us?

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>>53452708
>>53452740
I get the feeling we are going to be the bad guys...

If any of you fuckers PM me we're not friends anymore

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YoGQ5031pWk4b_hspRK-EBklLKTxa3inlnaU2l6G3qM/edit?usp=sharing

Reposting Tome-Smiter, there's been a few tweaks.

>>53452730
>It doesn't matter whether you're traveling on the Astral Plane or the Material Plane you're still traveling through the same amount of physical space.
Yeah but in "Time: -" not "Time: 0". Massive fucking diference, you aren't traversing anything as far as physics cares.

>light still travels
And it moves faster than you in the timeless astral plane. Timeless doesn't mean Time Passed: 0 it means Time Passed: -. Someone on /tg/ of all places should know the difference - Con 0 means someone is dead while Con - means something is UNdead.

>>53452672
I still find it funny that you've got

Fox McCloud, who is a fox. Normal last name, and his dad's name was James, so is Fox just a name and not a species?

Then Slippy Toad and Peppy Hare. Similar thing?

Then you've got Falco Lombardi. Normal last name, but then he's not even a falcon. He's a motherfucking pheasant.

>>53452317
If it really was Eagle, he'd just be adapting Amalthea to the setting.

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>>53452787
I really should post this with a picture, shouldn't I?

>>53452798
>He's a motherfucking pheasant.
You're a pheasant!

>>53452813
>>53452798
>Sir, the pheasants are revolting

>>53452777
Who's the most infamous?

>>53452831
Probably Sleep, SwimmingEagle, DHB, or IKiD.

>>53452818
>No no no, he said they're re-molting. It's just that time of year, sir.

>>53452837
>No mention of Rory
What is this amateur hour?

>>53452792
>Yeah but in "Time: -" not "Time: 0". Massive fucking diference, you aren't traversing anything as far as physics cares.

That's where you're wrong. Timeless doesn't mean there is no time, it means that time doesn't flow relative to the outside world. You are still traveling a distance while on the Astral Plane, the exact same distance you would if you followed a straight line to your destination on the material.


But alright, let's humor your thought for a moment.

If Time is null, then how would you even define "faster?" How do you define motion, momentum, or any of the other things we *know* exist on the astral plane?

>>53452818
>They most certainly are, the ugly things

>>53452847
Rory is definitely up there, in terms of infamy.

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>>53452708
>>53452740
>>53452778
>Not even two animals

>>53452837
>>53452847
I wouldn't be surprised if he PMed all of them.

>>53452866
Well you win this round, Martial Arts Mantis Badger.

>>53448226

Howdy, Fennec!Anon~

In last week's session of our weekly Saturday game (Stjarnagardr), Ulfric and co. just defeated a Young Black Dragon who had been dwelling in a long buried temple.
Tomorrow's session will revolve around them coming home after defeating the Dragon, probably with its corpse in-tow, and give them a few days off after basically a three-day period of combating their way through cave tunnels.

I expect much comfy RP, and likely the introduction of a new PC as one player swaps out their old one.

>>53452866
>>53452877
So our order of Operations will be:

>Warthog throws in Stun Grenade
>Spider and Snake shoot people with Taser rounds
>Mantis Badger punches what remains/ evacs the hostage

>>53452850
>If Time is null, then how would you even define "faster?" How do you define motion, momentum, or any of the other things we *know* exist on the astral plane?
You uh
You do so relative to each other within the reference plane? Once you pop the fuck out you've changed locations but without time elsapsed. Time doesn't flow on the Astral plane relative to the outside world, it's disjointed. You have moved 0 distance on the Material Plane. This is the temporal version of Wormholes being FTL!!!! no they aren't, you have never moved locally faster than light, you simply took a shortcut - in this case, a temporal one.

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>>53452672
This is pretty disappointing, it's like, here's a dude trying too hard to be cool.

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>>53452886
Put me in boss

>>53452837
>IKiD

>three month old newbie
>infamous

That makes no sense. Besides, Rory and Vult are both manifestly more infamous.

>>53452899
It's just the fact that the PLD group won't shut up about their game in the general that makes him seem more infamous than he is. The fact of the matter is there's probably only one or two people outside of PLD's membership that even gives half a shit about who he is.

>>53452892
>You do so relative to each other within the reference plane?

So... let's say I want to use Interplanetary Teleport to travel somewhere 100 light years away. Am I on the Astral plane for 100 'years'?

If not, doesn't that mean I'm moving "faster" than light on the Astral Plane?

You're still thinking in terms of the Material, which is irrelevant to the conversation, since Teleport explicitly has no motion on the Material. You need to think in terms of the plane where motion does take place, which is the Astral.

>>53452850
Teleportation does not incorporate any change of kinetic energy or velocity. Therefore, you are not going 'faster'

And the Astral Plane doesn't count. It's like how we only measure our velocity relative to the planet rather than the fuckstupid velocity that we ourselves are actually hurtling through space at.

>>53452938
Memes aside, IKiD actually is a very fun person to play with, they're honest and know their shit.

>>53452939
>So... let's say I want to use Interplanetary Teleport to travel somewhere 100 light years away. Am I on the Astral plane for 100 'years'?
Presumably that's exactly what you're doing. You're on the Astral Plane for 100 Astral Plane years or more, except this is irrelevant because of how the Astral Plane works - it is timeless, Time does not actually exist there, one second is the same as a thousand years. You can't measure your speed on the Astral plane relative to the fucking Material one because there's no relative speed of the two planes because time isn't consistent or even related between the two, physics doesn't work that way.

>You need to think in terms of the plane where motion does take place, which is the Astral.
Where Time is not a meaningful concept.

>>53452897
There won't be anything, or anyone, let standing once we're done with a place.

>>53452898
That sounds more like a boss battle, or one of the Operators who stays cool under pressure and orders us around.

>>53452977
>Where Time is not a meaningful concept.

Except it is.

>Timeless: On planes with this trait, time still passes, but the effects of time are diminished. How the timeless trait affects certain activities or conditions such as hunger, thirst, aging, the effects of poison, and healing varies from plane to plane. The danger of a timeless plane is that once an individual leaves such a plane for one where time flows normally, conditions such as hunger and aging occur retroactively. If a plane is timeless with respect to magic, any spell cast with a noninstantaneous duration is permanent until dispelled.

This is what the "Timeless" property actually means. It doesn't mean time ceases to exist, or that it doesn't flow relative to the Material.

Are the player guides for the various campaigns in the trove, or do I have to look for those elsewhere?

>>53453106
They're all free from Paizo if you just make a free account.

>>53453068
>This is what the "Timeless" property actually means. It doesn't mean time ceases to exist, or that it doesn't flow relative to the Material.
On the Astral one specifically, it literally pauses time for all normal processes ergo it does not exist for those processes. The only logical way you could have moved that far since you only 'fall' at 300 ft / round, it says so right there.
Where does it say the Astral is one-to-one anyway? I know the Ethereal Plane is one-to-one, I'm not seeing shit on Astral 0 and if it is, you must indeed be moving normally within it for millions of "years" - maybe the part of Teleportation that needs refining is the part where you put yourself into Temporal Stasis for that time?

Since Tome Smiter Magus is being posted, I might as well post my magus homebrew too. Let me know what you guys think.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vTAd6qCrKif4Aud3VvJC2l-wvBzNPXvWW-HixpkdVl0/edit?usp=sharing

>>53453127
>On the Astral one specifically, it literally pauses time for all normal processes ergo it does not exist for those processes.

Huh? I'm reading the book right now, and I don't see that anywhere. Citation needed?

>you must indeed be moving normally within it for millions of "years"

Or you're moving faster than light.

>>53453137
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vTAd6qCrKif4Aud3VvJC2l-wvBzNPXvWW-HixpkdVl0/edit?usp=sharing

What're you trying to accomplish with this?

What reason would anyone have to play this class?

>>53453148
Isn't Space also really fucky in the Astral as well?

So you could be not moving faster than light just because you don't need to go as far in the Astral?

>>53453148
>Huh? I'm reading the book right now, and I don't see that anywhere. Citation needed?
>Age, hunger, thirst, afflictions (such as diseases, curses, and poisons), and natural healing don’t function in the Astral Plane, though they resume functioning when the traveler leaves the Astral Plane.
They're literally on Pause mode. They don't come back 'all at once', they just stop for that period of time.

>or you're moving faster than light
Or you're moving normally, like what you'd expect of someone who just did a lesser Plane Shift and has no means of suddenly accelerating to levels that make CR 30s blink.

>>53452899

iKiD is really annoying.

I kind of assume that Vult made them stop Glorianaposting as heavily as they usually do.

>>53452954

Go away Vult, nobody wants you here.

>>53453173
That's what I'm asking. As I recall the Astral plane is basically a mess of wormholes to outer planes and to inner planes. Doesn't seem far fetched for Teleportation's normal casting time to be "okay let me Scry for the right wormhole to take two steps through"

>>53452899
Wist is more infamous except she's missing the "im" part
Probably helps that it feels like it's mostly other people shilling her.

>>53453116
That takes effort. Streamline it for me and others!

>>53453179
>They're literally on Pause mode. They don't come back 'all at once', they just stop for that period of time.

Mea culpa, didn't realize you were referring to biological process, rather than all processes.

>Or you're moving normally, like what you'd expect of someone who just did a lesser Plane Shift and has no means of suddenly accelerating to levels that make CR 30s blink.

Huh? Magic is all about taking a massive shit on the laws of Physics and reality, why is this somehow beyond the pale?

>>53453168
My thought process behind this archetype was to create an initiating magus. It would do this by replacing spellcasting with initiating, a "built-in shocking grasp", and animus powers. Not sure if I went overboard with the changes or not.

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>>53453183
I doubt it. Why would anyone listen to Vult?

>>53453203
There's nothing left of the Magus.

This is a completely separate class, one which has no real role, and whose class features are antithetical to one another.

>>53453202
>Huh? Magic is all about taking a massive shit on the laws of Physics and reality, why is this somehow beyond the pale?
Because we have no reason to believe it is the case? Like why suddenly can you move as fast as the Black fucking Butterfly or even faster? Why can't you just move that fast here, on the material plane? Why wait for the Astral one to accelerate to infinity and beyond? Why do a Plane Shift? Occam's Razor.

>>53453210

The whole point of PLD is that they're all Vult's submissives, both in and out of the game.

Haven't you heard all the repeated talk and rumors about coerced posting of logs?

Some of those players aren't even channers, why would they come here for the sole purpose of posting logs unless ordered?

>>53453220
Then I clearly went too far with the changes.

Has anyone ever actually met a Chainbinder? Like it's great for theorybuilding but has anyone actually had the balls to do it, whether it was you or in your presence?

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>>53453238
I love how seriously everyone's taking that shitshow.

Could it be that it's just a game with a mediocre GM and some players who just want to have lewd adventures?

Nah, it must be some big BDSM-focused conspiracy.

>>53453258

Honestly, whenever you design a class, an archetype, a feat, a spell, etc.

The most important questions to ask are "Who would play this, and why?" Having a strong vision of what your thing accomplishes mechanically and narratively makes every other facet of the design much, much easier.

>>53453220
Not directed at this homebrew, I haven't even read it, but fuck, I haaaaaate archetypes that destroy a class identity. Even 1pp has gone way too far with some of this shit blurring stuff together, we don't need a witch-wizard-sorcerer or a cleric-rogue-ranger-rogue.

>>53453301

Archetypes were a mistake

>>53453301
Some of your complaints are valid, but at the same time I can't help but feel you're the guy who bitched about Sanctified Slayer and feel obligated to say your taste is shit

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Who else is going to sleep easy, knowing Starfinder's going to be good?

>>53453270
Come on man, everyone knows that Vult accepted only IRL girls and traps so he can make them camwhore for him as they play

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>>53453401
I thought he was training up an expert team of seductresses who could NTR all of Eagle and Broodie's players away from them as revenge for crossing him.

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Consider the following:

Dark elves are the natural offspring of humans and elves.

>>53453422

What does he have against Eagle and Broodie

>>53453424

Dark Elves aren't real though, at most you get brown Elves who live in the Mwangi Expanse.

Drow are formed when Elves become so evil their skin turns dark, like the negro in Mormon.

>>53453413
why is she so smug all the time?

>>53453431
Literally who the fuck is Broodie? are they even in a game?

>>53453270
If you believe the players, Vult is a legit DM.

>>53453441
They run WWW.
And they're Rinka.