Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

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Here come the Orks

First for AM!

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>Space Marines know no fear!
>Ld 7

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my dudes > your dudes

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>>53428946
>Tau are a shooty race!
>Markerlights re-roll 1's

What price do you expect the new models to end up? I kinda want some of those drones to convert into Ironstrider counts-as. Kinda mini-Vulturax.

Am i the only one who noticed that sister of silence legs are literally copied from dark eldar warriors? GW is lazy.

>>53428946
is this the new
>i2

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>>53428892
For all the shit Tau get for being weeb, the market team decided that Space Marines were the best way to actually appeal to weebs. The fact that Chadseraphims look like gundams is no accident.

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YOU MUST CHOOSE

>>53428999
Or they needed some nice legs

>>53429014
That's because Japanese people aren't weebs. Weebs are wannabe Japanese people who like things that the Japanese just consider normal.

>>53429020
So.... this is the new "Choose your Allegiance" now that the books have been announced...

>>53429014
Japs aren't Weaboo you doofus. Japs are Westaboo, like Kojima.

>>53428892
So I know they said codices will be coming in the future, but will all factions actually get them?

>>53429020
Points, because Power apparently has a bunch of strictly better upgrades and I'm bored of WarConvo already. I want to enjoy my faction as an army, not a test-everything buffet game.

>>53429014
Anon that is basic marketing.

Two nuke country loves western crap. They have French maid cafes for fuck sake.

If anything Tau are made for the western weeboo. You make SoB or Marines for the asians, not shit they already have there and in abundance.

>>53429014
I can understand it. For a Japanese guy Tau probably look boring. That aesthetic is already fucking everywhere. For them, Marines are probably more exotic.

>>53429056
Probably. They've confirmed new Codexes are coming for Orks and Tyranids at least.

World Eaters and Emperor's Children are probably getting their own books too.

I'm betting the oldmarines might be the only ones that don't get new books very often if at all, since they're sort of being replaced by Primarines.

>>53429056

Everyone except squat marines

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What army will you use in your first game in 8th?

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> ORKS ARE A MELEE RACE
> 3D6" REROLLABLE CHARGE RANGE
> POWER TO LITERALLY TELEPORT YOUR ENTIRE ARMY TO THE 9" MARK
> ALWAYS ATTACK FIRST ON THE CHARGE
> SLUGGAS GET 5 ATTACKS ON THE CHARGE, SHOOTAS GET 4
> MEGANOBZ SWING S10 AT INITIATIVE
> INFINITE USE COMBI-SKORCHAS FOR TORCHING GITZ INFINITELY

>>53429056
Everyone. Duh.

>>53429100
T'a''u"'""""""

>>53429100
Imperial Guard. With Deathstrike, Rough Riders and if he is present, Sly Marbo. Trying to get a feel for every unit in the new dex.

>>53429100
My orks.

>>53429100
I'm going to put together the new SoB starter and play it asap.

>>53429100
Beep Boop, motherfuckers. Going to take basically a WarConvo so I can test out most of the units and see how they do in practice. And yes, I know that's a shitty build without buffs.

>>53429100
>Imperial Agents
>sadSoB.jpg

>>53429105
Afaik you dont get extra attacks from 2 weapons nor charging. But yeah. Its looking very promising for orks! And thats wonderful since playing against orks is always damn good fun.

>53429105
> 3D6" REROLLABLE CHARGE RANGE
You Advance ("Run") in the Movement and Tellyport to the 9" in the Psychic Phase. 2d6 is still your charge.

>>53429100
My Khorne Daemonkin, god willing I manage to paint enough of them in time.

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>>53428946
>>53428988
>Orks are resilient
>6+ 5++ 6+++

>>53429100

I'll get a feel for the rules with my may sisters, since they're the only army I've played with recently so it should give me a good baseline to compare things to. After that I'll start branching out and testing out all the units and rules that have changed.

>>53429118
Speaking of...

The deathstrike. Stat it.

>>53429100
Triple land raider plus triple drop pod black templar list.

>>53429105
> 3D6" REROLLABLE CHARGE RANGE
Advance and Charge with re-roll is no the same as 3d6 re-roll

> POWER TO LITERALLY TELEPORT YOUR ENTIRE ARMY TO THE 9" MARK
It only targets one unit of Infantry. You would need half your army to be Weirdboyz and the other half to not include any non-Infantry to do this with everyone

> ALWAYS ATTACK FIRST ON THE CHARGE
Everyone does this now

> SLUGGAS GET 5 ATTACKS ON THE CHARGE
No they don't, they most likely get 3. CCW+pistol no longer gives bonus attacks, neither does charging from what we've been told.

> MEGANOBZ SWING S10 AT INITIATIVE
How do you know Meganobz are S5 base?

TL;DR don't overhype yourself and then burn your army in a tantrum when you realize half this shit isn't true. Orks got a lot better but you're missing a lot of the details.

>>53429105
>SLUGGAS GET
>3
>SHOOTAS GET
>2

Enjoy duking it out with numarines with your 3 str.

>>53429112
>>53429083
I'm curious because my newly minted main force is probably the smallest army listed on the cover of one of the books, the Custodes.

In 7th they can only be fielded in the Golden Legion Task Force as we don't have an HQ. So my thought is if they do give Talons of the Emperor or just the Custodes a codex then they'll have to give us an HQ, right?

>>53429137
It's not really any different from when they were "Witch Hunters" instead.

>>53429162
>T4
>Autocannons and scatter lasers now Wound them on 3's instead of 2's

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Just give us the rules god damn it

>>53429187
>Numarines cost 20 points

Enjoy 3 wounds and 9 attacks for every 2 and 2 your noob marines get

>>53429170
Range: Infinite 2d6 S16 ap-6 3d6 wounds

Apocalyptic Demise: for every 5 models on the target unit, Deathstrike Missile does extra d6 hits. Additionally, before resolving damage, every unit within 3" of target unit suffers d6 hits and d3 for every 5 models in the unit.

>>53429199
There will 100% be Detachments that don't require any HQ choice.

WHICH AND WHY
admech
custodes
deldar
daemons
gk

>>53429186
This.

Also, I'm super stoked about having layers of buffs. Large units, nobz, painboys, KFFs, etc.

>>53429199
They'll probably do both. The fact that they don't have an HQ is actually surprising.

>>53429186
>actually thinking he was saying you could teleport your whole army with one cast.....

>>53429242
AdMech

Best models, fun playstyle, good selection of options not too big or small.

>>53429083
>WE and EC getting their own books
We can always dream, anon

>>53429232
Ah, cool. I'm just a tad concerned about my dudes getting skimmed over with all the other tall dudes with genetic engineering hype. I know we're getting rules and all that good stuff and I know they're not super important in the grand scheme of things, but I'd still like to see them get some love.

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Just got these in the mail. What's up with GW supplying undersized bases? That Enginseer has mechadendrites trailing off of the base (cleverly hidden in the group shot), looks really silly.

>>53429268
Warboss has ability called WAAAAAGH that allows units within 6" to advance and charge on same turn.

>>53429268
Not him but advance is basically run correct?

>>53429162
Works out to about a 4+ 25/54 chance of failing.

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>>53428892
The Lion returns When?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQlByoPdG6c

Is there a second-hand market for the new rulebook?

>>53429268
Orks can, read their rules.

I swear every time someone is excitedly discussing a new rules release which talks about melee units that have a special rule which specifically allows them to Advance+charge there's one retard who's like HURRR NO YOU CANT DO DAT

>>53429100
Necrons.
But I'm scared that they're gonna suck a large pulsating phallus this edition.

>>53429278
its a Admech thing.

40k Magos is supplied with 32mm base but in every picture he has bigger base

>>53429242
admech
+robots and shiet
+best non gmo humans around, especially when it comes to tech
-kindoff iffy about the whole imperium thing while still being a part of the imperium
custodes
+golden bois
- 1 unit with 2 weapon options unless they port in all the 30k stuff
deldar
+ cool models
-edgy fluff
daemons
+very fun to paint , loads of colours
- can't really make them your own as much unless you really start to get wonky with colours
gk
+knights in space
-dickheads in space
-their fluff by ward is attrocious and they sport some of the biggest mary sues of the entire fluff

>>53429273
Considering Death Guard are getting a Codex release shortly after launch there's no reason to think the other two Cult Legions aren't, especially with all the hints that they're on their way.

>>53429281
Yea i realized we were talking about orks way to late.

>>53429317
Admech are also
-impractical as fuck techology

>>53429242
>Fluff, cool units, Sidonia Knights wreck vehicles in an instant
>never saw them, minis personally look bad
>broken units even if you fuck up or have bad dices. no one will play with you after a while
>new rules make them look pretty rad
>cool minis cool units cool weapons cool lore cool army.

So Mob rule no longer is a bad thing. Thats cool

>>53429199
>I'm curious because my newly minted main force is probably the smallest army listed on the cover of one of the books, the Custodes.
>Custodes
>Smaller than LotD

>>53429420
>this old bait
Just post the pasta already so we can laugh at you for having such shit taste

>>53429227
Holy crabapples batman

I'd take it. How about the manticore?

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>>53429100
Minotaurs, because fuck other marines

>>53429420
DA-GSC Breeder-Cheetah-fag-Non Walker-shit taste-faggot-chink

Detected

>>53429100
Primarines.

>>53429476
>Manletaurs
You know you'll never get REAL space marines

>>53429170
Pick a point on the battlefield.
All models within 9" of the point take 1d6 Mortal Wounds.

If a model in range has the Keywords VEHICLE or MONSTER they take 2d6 Mortal Wounds instead of 1d6.

If a model in range has the Keywords TITANIC they take 4d6 Mortal Wounds instead of 1d6.

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>>53429480
Don't lump our beautiful queen in with those other heathens you gay fuck.

>>53429118
>Rough Riders
I really want to do an cavalry heavy army.

Maybe use Perry or Fantasy minis for Feudal World conscripts.

>>53429518
Wait but how is she your queen when shes the one who wants to be violated by the GSC. isnt she just another breeding bitch?

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>>53429500
Anon we're really sensitive about our height, please be kind

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I like how GW selling Trukks use this image as an example.

Orks are silly.

>>53429534
Shame Krieg Death Riders are insanely expensive. Even china-recasts are ~11e/pop.

>>53429549
You do know shitposting is against the rules?

>>53429549
>Not an argument.
Oh look it's Carnac

Buttblasted over Nids and Orks getting better so you have to resort to trolling the AdMech players now, eh?

>>53429573
Yeah. They do look swank, but you can get fairly generic cavalry dudes for less than half that.

>>53429568
I want it to be on one tiny wheel, instead of a flight stand. The grav almost works, so it's a unicycle.

Fug, now I want to do a bunch of pirate themed orks.

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Everyone say your 8th edition prayers!

>please let inquisitorial stormtroopers take rhinos again

>>53429620
>Please let Blood angels be an assault army

Wait... can invulns happen at the same time as armor saves? I might have missed that.

>>53429620
>please don't let inquisitorial stormtroopers take rhinos again.

:^)

>>53429620
>LotD army list

>>53429637
Nope.

>>53429620
Squat Tau and Marines
More Primaris marines

>>53429637
It's one or the other.

>>53429620
>oh 8th ed please let the game be fun and balanced and a allow every army valid to play

>>53429620
>Please let Lictors put the FEAR OF GOD into non-nidplayers again

>>53429664
You're too good a man for a place like this.

I managed to pick up a load of sisters of silence at half price, but looking at the rules it's hard to see a reason to ever equip them with bolters?

I know, w8 4 8, but unless they get psykout ammunition or something I can't see that changing.

>>53429665
And ravenors be useful.

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>>53429620
Tau auxiliaries codex

>>53429689
I agree, flamers or greatswords are the way to go

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>>53429105
Most importantly
>big choppas 2 damage

my body is ready

>>53429685
Implying wanting marines and Tau gone is not the best thing that could happen to 40k

>>53429711
How many nobz is that, son?

>>53429711
Das a lotta choppa, boss.

>>53429724
Enough to fill a 'naut.

>>53429724
19, with another 6 waiting for paint

>>53429616
I've got two raiders converted to Trukks/warkoptas

I've been hurt too many times to even ask.

>>53429711
Even at 2 damage it seems like it's going to be strictly worse than a klaw still.

>>53429696
I'm sure they'll be fine, they're even sort of useful now, as much as anything in the shit 7th ed Nid codex can be that isn't a Flyrant.

But the Lictor hasn't truly been good since 2nd edition. This is GWs last chance to win me over again.

>>53429706

It's a shame, the boltguns such an iconic weapon, but models armed with them aren't much more than wound counters except in exceptional circumstances.

One of the reasons I started playing SoB was because their rending act of faith actually made getting within rapid fire range a real threat.

>>53429764
It'll be cheaper at the very least, probably similar cost to a Power Maul. S 6 Ap -1, and a reliable 2 damage is still solid.

>>53429664
Unless you know a way to stop 72 T8 3+/5++ wounds without tailoring at 1500 points, I still have my reservations about all-imperial knight armies being legal

>>53429764
It its still 5 points vs 25 then its fine

>>53429774
I think that was the reasoning behind the Bolt Rifle upgrade on the Primarines.

Also Raptors Chapter Tactics are likely to still be awesome in that regard.

>>53429418
Is the LotD codex just the one squad from C:SM with special rules? Custodes only have three models in their army.

>>53429620
>Please make battlesuits expensive so they aren't spammable!

I mean they already ignore half the new Melee buffs

>>53429774
>It's a shame, the boltguns such an iconic weapon, but models armed with them aren't much more than wound counters except in exceptional circumstances.

Agreed. It sucks that they're relegated to a special weapon tax.

>>53429796
LotD is one squad and one named character HQ.

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>>53429646
Its right here anon, note that it mentions LotD alongside Deathwatch so at least they are not just part of the SM codex but a standalone force.

>>53429620
Vows for the Emperor's Champion, I really hope he brings a unique stratagem and command point to an army.

>>53429774

Tacticals need a fury of the legion equivalent desu

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>>53429100
My bananamen so that I can break the back of all the assault armies who think they're hot shit now.

>>53429831
>Its right here anon, note that it mentions LotD alongside Deathwatch so at least they are not just part of the SM codex but a standalone force.
If it's just the same shit that they got in the digital release then it's not an actual army list.

>>53429814
I guess they win then. Although I do wish we had an HQ.

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>>53429836
LOL

GOOD LUCK TOUGH GUY

>>53429781
Well its not hard to get enough antitank to threaten imperial knights. And ifhe has 3 models and you have 27, just go and play objectives to win the game.

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>>53429836
I wonder what goes through the mind of a 10,000 year old superhuman warrior as he is buried in a wave of screaming green retards who were literally born yesterday

>>53429199
Just use their 30k rules, they're a fully fledged army in there

The slice from the Ork faction focus has me hopeful. I won't make any real decisions until I see the whole rule set.
Didn't even get to see any stat lines, not sure if that's good or not.

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>>53429836
I can't wait to throw my chili peppers at your bananas.

>>53429620
>Shokk Attack Gun fun even with templates
>Nob units useful

>>53429620
>Please kill Abaddon.

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>>53429100
Bugs

>>53429883
Issue is HH is staying in some kind of 7th Limbo and I play with only 40k players. I've been using my guys with HH up until now (dear god is the Tribune over powered against 40k dudes), but with everyone switching to 8th I'll need to play with whatever rules they get.

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>>53429879
The answer: A CHOPPA!

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>>53429100
ORKS

ORKS

ORKS

ORKS

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>>53429879
"The surfs are going to need weapons grade soap to get this green shit off my armor."

>>53429923
That poor Warrior is one massive thin-your-paints cringefest, but something about it still looks nice.

>>53429100
Craftworld iyanden wraith list (with harlequins?)

>>53429620
Please keep Doctrinas and Canticles as the glorious flavourful systems they are now and find a way to represent all those disparate abilities we have that gives our army it's character and awesomeness.

Also a transport would be nice, I personally would kill for a Goliath.

>>53429959
Looks like it's old and ragged.
I wonder if you can get that effect on purpose.

>>53429293
Holy Terra I did not understand the "whim away" meme until now

Is there going to be any change to Allies Rules in 8th?

>>53429620
Make Tyranids great again so GSC Breeder delivers on her promise to do a live full-nude camshow

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>>53429879

Are Grey Knights getting huge PRIMARIS PALADINS?! And PRIMARIS DREADKNIGHTS that are even bigger than PRIMARIS DREADNOUGHTS?! Because I would definitley pick up an army of PRIMARIS GREY KNIGHTS.

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>>53429995
My god, I had not consider the Primaris Baby Carrier.

>>53429764
Power Fists were -1 To Hit, ×2 Str, -3, D3 Damage. Assuming Klaws will be the same

While Dam.2 vs Dam.1d3 isn't a huge change as average of 1d3 is 2.

It's not a "huge" difference.
>In fact Big Choppas are better vs. Guardsmen (by 4%)

But overall Klaw is better vs. Terminators by 13%, better vs. MEQ by 13%, better vs. T8 3+ by 10%

Depends how much Big Choppas are vs. Power Klaws

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2 Ghazghkull
1 Badrukk
Warboss PK Warbike
Warboss PK
Big Mek Shokk Attack Warbike
2 Big Mek Shokk Attack
Big Mek Mega Armour KFF
Big Mek KFF
3 Weirdboy
Painboy
Painboy Warbike
4 Meks
84 Slugga Choppa Boyz
73 Shoota Boyz
11 Big Shoota Boyz
17 Tankbustas/Rokkit Boyz
12 Kommandos w/ 1 Big Shoota
Snikrott
26 Burna Boyz
27 Lootas
Blitza Bomber
2 Dakkajet
29 Warbikerz
7 Nob Warbikerz 4 PKs 3 Big Choppa
20 Stormboyz (1 Nob PK)
2 Deffkoptas
28 Nobs
5 PKs
13 Slugga Choppa
3 Big Choppa (1BP)
1 PK combi Burna
6 PK Bosspole
8 Meganobz
10 Flash Gitz
Looted Wagon
9 Deffdreads
14 Killakanz
6 Rokkits
2 Kustom Blastas
6 Grotzookas
2 Orkanaut
5 Mek Gunz
3 Battlewagons
Stompa

>less than 5% painted
>want to try and actually play against people I don't know when 8th comes

>>53429992
Are Custodes getting new releases?

>>53429901
>please kill this faggot

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>>53430023
Just sit down and fucking paint it nigger

In the past month ive painted
>30 boyz
>15 nobz
>5 warbosses
>3 big meks
>2 gorkanauts
>2 mega dreads
>3 deff dreds
>2 battlewagons
>3 trukks

>>53429991
I hope this never happens. Everyone suffers!

>>53430023
paint one boy a day

>>53429995
GW made a comment of no Primaris GKs for "a long time" (read: ever)

>>53429971
It was mostly painted up as a test, a lot of my other shit looks a lot better and this warrior in particular needs to be redone entirely

>>53430026
We can only hope. I expect FW will get us a Valador model at some point and give us 8th Edition rules for the bikes, dreads, and tanks.

>>53429500
Forge world not-powersquatting models are pretty much in line with numarines.
It's generally only older citadel sculpts that are really suffering, and that's mostly because of the very pronounced power squat.

>>53430045
>thinks anyone cares about his cuck opinions
That's nice!

>>53429959
Ironically all of the model detail is still there i just completely fucked the thing by being too fucking impatient

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You wont look like a manlet next to numarines if you've got cork to stand on

>>53429242
>Deldar
>edgy as fuck
>true eldar
>great looking models
>go fast, die fast
>combat drugs
>tons of dakka
>smug son of a bitch Archon
It's why I made the switch

>>53430021
>While Dam.2 vs Dam.1d3 isn't a huge change as average of 1d3 is 2.
On average, yeah. Having played a lot of AoS units with damage D3 attacks, I would never willingly take D3 over a fixed 2 damage again.

>>53430087
but what if numarines stand on cork ?

>>53429620
Give us Vect

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>>53429568

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>>53430098
>all this bitter limp-dicked anger at women
>in the same post as a bunch of /pol/shit
Like pottery

>>53430092
Oh I know, unfortunately the reliability of a flat 2 vs d3 can't be simulated well in numbers, as any way I easily can do.

I mean personally for me it comes down to cost.

If it stays 5pts to 25pts. It will be Big Choppas for days.

If it's closer to 7pt to 15pts. I'd probably still run Klaws on Nob Srgt, but mixed in Nob Squads.

>>53430113
To be fair, those pictures are still other transports, so any potential Ork player who sees those and wants to do conversions is gonna end up buying those other vehicles for the baseline along with some Ork kits for bits.

>>53429100
Black Legion, ready to whip some loyalist dogs.

>>53430139
>everyone who disagrees with me is le tumblr boogeyman
You fat fucks are so hilarious

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>>53430103
Clever girl...

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Did I miss a camwhore in my absence from 7th edition....

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>>53430128
>Women should be given special dispensation to be obnoxious because of a moist hole in between their legs

>>53430021
Problem with a single die is that there's no bell curve so averages don't apply.

>>53429941
>Lif me up, I wanna shoot em wif me jet

>>53429162
what is 'eavy armour?

>>53430103
Have your Marinelets stand on twice as much cork!

>>53429020
Power because i wanna have fun

>>53430186
>Marinelets turn into literal pillarmen to compensate

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With the new rules for twin linked weapons, is this awesome y/n?

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>>53430128
>anger at women
nigga he's angry at you very clearly.

we need no ERP shit here

>>53429100
Deathguard (i have to fucking wait for forgeworld and downloads for my renegades and heretics

>>53429620
Please make Flash Gitz worth fielding, I love their models

>>53429620
Make rules for blasts actually good or just bring blasts back.

>>53430168
You only find it obnoxious because you're an autist who can't talk to girls and resents them for not fucking you.

GSCB had pretty normal conversations about 40k on more than one occasion. The reason the threads got derailed wasn't because of "whiteknights" it was because of virgin fags like you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing that an icky girl was invading their boys-only safe space.

Then there was the fact that two threads later when she wasn't even posting anymore you sad faggots were still shitting up the threads complaining about her. It was fucking embarrassing.

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>>53430087
>>53430103
>>53430186

>Why I don't play games with forgeworld

>>53430218
Same.
>Please make flash gitz into something different than Numarines.

>>53430248
AP -1d3

>>53430098
All I read was

>muh autism
>muh autism
>muh autism
>some chick might give us nudes
>muh autism
My vote goes to nudes

>>53430234
wut

>>53430205
y

>>53430052
One boy would be a bit to slow. i think 5 boys would be a better rate.

>>53430252
And yet those guys stopped when she was gone while you kept shitposting angrily about her for the rest of the entire fucking day. One side here was clearly more obnoxious than the other.

>>53430258
This.

>>53430252
Why would you discourage promiscuity when the girl isn't fat or ugly? You act like she doesn't know what she's doing and your discouragement will somehow make her see the light

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>>53429518

Can't wait for GSC news

>>53430228
Why the fuck did she need to reveal her sex on an anonymous imageboard thread about a miniature wargame?

Thats attentionwhore red flag #1

Great the thread went to shit again because of GSCB

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It's amazing how some people can shitpost and fight endlessly and repeatedly about one moderately annoying namefag, even when said namefag isn't present or long gone.

Guess the Ork Faction Focus wasn't depressing enough.

>>53430252
>and continued to support her promiscuity
What are you a fucking Mormon christcuck? Holy fuck that's the most beta thing I've ever heard someone say
>"support her promiscuity"
My fucking sides

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The bitch is not even here and that autistic fucks are having a meltdown

>>53430023
You should focus on getting 500 points done, then 1000, then 1500, etc.

I find that it's easier to do when you have a manageable goal.

>>53430325
> because of GSCB
She's not even fucking here, it's literally the same autists sperging out about her existence as before. I literally cannot imagine what it must be like to live a life so assravaged about grills that the mere mention of one sets off a /pol/tastic manchild shitstorm.

>>53430329

It was like the CSM and DE release. None informative.

>>53430274
Replace "cork" with "$$$"

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>>53429225
>friend and I are gonna get into 40k finally during 8ed. Me Admec or Necron, him Orkz. Pic related face when he gets to charge.

Good god this is gonna be fun

>>53430327
Except this isn't your part of town faggot, it's a public image site. Nudes are always welcome regardless of what board it is

>>53430365
>lacking self-awareness this hard
You're the dude posting with all the fedora signs bruv, please stop projecting so hard holy shit

>>53429951
>
>surfs

>>53430281
Has a Twin-linked Punisher (Heavy 20)

So Heavy 40 in 8e

>>53430367
I love how of all the chapters shown to be BTFO by nids they picked the one Cruddance collects

Reminder: I2 ork meme fags eternally BTFO

>>53429995
>>53430055
Do primaris even have librarians?

>>53430365
Miniwargaming mormonfag pls go

>>53430387
Actually Nudes and other nudity and such are against rules on SFW boards i beleive.
>>53430373
It doesnt matter if shes here or not if just the mention of her brings shitposters outta wood works on both sides

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>>53430303
>>53430314
Girls get attention because they get dicks wet. Why does this bother you? Do you really want the attention of men who just want to put their dicks in you? Ignore her and move on.

>>53430424
>muh rules
Mods deal with that shit friendo, I just wanna see 40k related tits

>>53430423
Why wouldn't they? They're Marines +1

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>>53430387
>Nudes are always welcome regardless of what board it is
not actually true my dude

>>53430374
It was more informative than both I'd say. Everything about morale and the new Mob Rule is pretty key for orks, and knowing 'Ere we Go! and WAAAAGH!!! still being a thing in some fashion is also a relief.

>>53430409
Same, that really made the Codex.

>>53430400
Look at this pleb who doesn't have his own personal cleaning ocean.

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>>53429620
Please make Bullgryn and Straken strong in 8th. I want my abhumans and buff men to do work.

>>53430430
Out of sheer curiosity what is consider nudity?

I'm from a third world banana republic country so technically not naked bodies are not a strange thing.

>>53430409
I always thought they were Imp. Fists.
>now that I see their Gryphons, it's pottery.

>>53430455
You're sure shitposting like some fundie conservacuck who is buttblasted about titties

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>>53430426

Reminder Matt from Miniwargaming is a WAAC faggot.

CUSTODES TERMINATORS

WHEN
H
E
N

>>53429975
>>53430002
Wished for a gentler meme for a more innocent time

>>53430438
>girl
>post picture of a man

Anon do you know? Or was it intentional?

>>53430055
Source? I don't want my snowflake brigade to not be the most elite of the elite.

I'm quite new to WH40K and I'm going to get the dark imperium box. Do you get extra weapons and shit to customize your squads? or you get only what the showed in the preview?

>>53430455
Rules? Yes, fuck rules. Laws? No those are different.

>>53430497
The start set appears to be only exactly what you see in the preview. The models are all monopose too.

>>53430497
You'll get snapfit models, as in predefined poses and weapon layouts

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>>53430484
>Tyranids
>WAAC

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>>53430497
Only what you see in the preview. Starter sets always lack extra options, and Primarines are too autistic to hold on to anything that is not the exact same gun as everybody else is holding in their squad.

>>53430470
I am confused you mention nudes and then suddenly she wasnt naked? which is it?

>>53429162
Find a new pic. That shits almost as gay as you are for using it.

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>just read the ork leak after getting home from work

As long as killa kans and deff's are absolutely fucked this might very well be a good edition for me.

Battleshock negation was the biggest thing I was looking for

>>53430523
>cheating
>not waac

After reading some comments im getting a massive boner about building a Guardsmen army with rough riders, how the fuck should i do that...

>>53430438
it's a trap

>>53430497
Starter sets are snap fit figures and you get what you see, nothing else. Outside of this all kits come with options to build them however you want, take a look at the contents in GW's page as they list what they come with and show the sprues.

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>>53430496
Per your request

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>>53430424
>So nothing of worth to say. Alright. Thanks for your time.
>Thank you for your intelligent contribution.
Oh man is the anti-GSCfag the same as the DA closet homo? That would explain the girl hate.

>>53430535
Aren't, I mean. Erection causing brain problems

>>53430484
It's not really WAACfagging when the other player knows what they're getting into and also plays competitively.

>>53430538
With centaur conversions

>>53430552
Fuck off faggot

>>53430537

Exactly. WAAC is a mentality even more than an army list

>>53430576
So...yes?

>>53430552
I'm pretty sure they're all the same dude ya. And also our resident sealion

>>53429296
>Is there a second-hand market for the new rulebook?

There probably will be.

Emperor knows, I've sold enough 7th edition mini-rulebooks after parting out the models that came in the various boxed sets (Dark Vengeance, Stormclaw, Deathstorm, and Death Masque) over the years.

>>53430518
>he's responding to fucking everyone now
Oh my god it's the same fucking sperg

>>53430574
>>53430538
Busty centaurs to be precise.

>>53430518
>genitalia
Understandable
>female breast
What? Do people breast feed?
>lack of clothing
What does this even mean?

>>53430547
Grey Knights not getting primarins makes me very happy.

Yes I do play Grey Knights. We already get laughed at because of the baby carrier, having gorillamarines that aren't psykers mixed with all psyker units would have been dumb.

>>53430179
4pts more than I want to spend

>>53430584
Yes, fuck off

>>53430518
Some rules are definitely meant to be broken, you like speaking in extremes apparantly so I'll spell it out for you.

This is a public website, and the arbitrary rules laid out for this website are not comparable to the laws of any country, or the rules of a private institution. If you're on someones private property you respect their rules or you leave. You respect the laws of your country that were defended with the blood of your people. But a public website? That's up to the moderators to handle, not you. If you dislike this then become a moderator! Then you can enforce your petty virgin shit 24/7

>>53430576
Thank you for your intelligent contribution

kek

>>53430547
Next release confirmed for PRIMARIS GREY KNIGHTS after Robot meets GRANDMASTER KALDOR DRAIGO when he EMERGES FROM THE WARP to fight off the EVIL CHAOS FORCES and CARVES HIS NAME onto the beating HEART OF MAGNUS THE RED.

>>53429162
>uses same shitty pic in every post
Massive cunt detected

>>53430595
GK are starting to look dated and will look like manlets

>>53430179
2/3 the cost of another Boy

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STINKLETS BTFO

>>53430595
Is the lack of psychich primaris confirmed, or just assumed by current leaks?

>>53430593
>What? Do people breast feed?

Well at least in the USA breastfeeding is seen as something obscene that you should do where nobody can see you for some odd reason. Massive prudes those americans, but brutally murdering humans is something they are totally fine with.

>>53430527
I understand that genitalia triggers some people but a butt or a naked chest is nothing you don't see at a beach

>>53430617
>that plain area around neck
kek

>>53430327
>>53430518
This is almost definitely the DAfag. It appears he's the same one who made a shitstorm over GSCB.

I can't believe this, he's like a rustled jimmy fucking singularity. Is there nothing that won't send this guy flying into a tantrum?

>>53430630
Says the person that lives in a continent that is set to overtake Africa in rape statistics.

And i'm not even an american

>>53430486
I mean, your basic Custode is already 2+/5++ and can be 3++ with a ten point stormshield. I'm not sure what they would gain rules wise by wearing Terminator armor.

>>53430621
There will be Primaris Marine Psykers.

Hell there's an influff procedure to turn Old!Marines into Primaris Marines. So Librarians can be tuned up.

>>53430495
I am pretty lady with long flowing hair
Slaanesh has gifted me with many boons

>53430542
Am girl
Says so on my legal documents.
Praise Slaanesh.

>>53428892
Been away for a while.
Was stoked to see Genestealer Cults are an army again.

How do they play?

I used to play IG, and realized I've got about 1500pts of GSC already.

>>53430486
THIS

WHEN

>>53430647
North America or Europe?

>>53430649
+1 wound?

>>53430649
There are rules for them in HH inferno. But I'm not talking about rules

>>53430647
Well, eveybody has his faults the desperately need to do something about.

>>53430521
Does this mean we wont see a primaris marine box set orrr are we gonna have poseable sprues for the box kit and statics for the starter?

>>53430655
They're pretty awesome anon, although everything is set to change in 8th they should keep the same playstyle. Basically they bounce in and out of reserves and pop up all over the table ambushing shit with devastating close range weapons and then charging in with over9000 Rending attacks. Their basic infantry can chew up a Knight in current edition.

>>53429105
>>53429711
How can you retards take anything good out of the faction focus? They literally nerfed orks into the ground... again. FnP nerfed by 50 fucking percent to become useless. Waagh special rule used to be ARMY wide now has a 6 fucking inch range. The fucked orkz again.

>>53430651
Honey gender dysphoria is psychiatric condition.
Did your treating specialist agree with that?

>>53430603
Yes but we have rules on boards for reasons. Like mainly to keep this place from being filled with just a bunch of porn and other things of that nature so we can have discussion about board games. It doesn't matter what are your idea of the rules are they are there to help and try to keep order so shit shows like this dont go down.

>>53430631
I personally have no problem with nudity anon. Its just i'd rather the thread not go into a shit show cause some supposed girl decides to come here and post her breasts looking for attention. I mean hell you see what is happening in this thread right now just because some chick decided to reveal her fetishes to this fucking thread a week ago? Fuckign white knights and uber conservative twats are still fucking arguing over if it was right or not. So so while there is no harm in the pictures intentionally it causes stupid arguments and debates in a thread about a game with plastic army men.

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>>53429100
tau ofc
let's put nu-melee40k to the test

>>53430685
>Still complaining about 2 sidegrades

5+ fnp for 1 squad vs 6+ feel no pain for all units within 6"

Waagh for the entire army for 1 turn vs. waagh for all units within 6" for the entire game

Not to mention everything else that was a straight buff

>>53430684
>Basically they bounce in and out of reserves
Is it worth bringing transports then, if they'll be "infiltrating" without them?

I was thinking about running them sort of like Mech Vets, since i've already got Chimeras.

>>53430685
Anon please, even the two things you listed are sidegrades and the core rules buff the shit out of the whole army in like 5 different ways.

>>53430675
The second probably. And by probably I mean 100%

>>53430714
>Shooting race
>BS 3 rerolling 1s

>>53430685
Painboyz now affect all units within range rather than just the one they're in, and the FnP can be taken against anything up to Mortal Wounds instead of being negated by ID

WAAAAGH!!! is no longer one use only by the looks of it.

>>53430714
i thought the white scars were riding robotic horses in that image

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>>53430685
If you were a Ork player and not someone trying to start a shitstorm you'd realize the focus was all good news, now please fuck off

>>53430685
We're next to immune to battleshock, hacuna your tatas.

Wait for the full fucking picture, and killa kan/deff stat lines

>>53430725
The transports can still be worth taking, yeah. You want some solid units to hold down portions of the board while the other guys keep ambushing around the flanks. I've never had my Goliath Trucks do me wrong.

>>>53430685
Immune to Battleshock

Waaagh is every turn.

Painboyz affect all units in range. If one unit is in range THAT'S 100% BUFF.

Armies consisting of 4×Wierdboyz and 4×30 Boyz will literally get T1 charges and wreck opponents.

>>53430685
It was pretty disapointing.
>Hey guys, remember that 6+ save? Now you actually get to take it, sometimes! Isn't that really neat?

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Bewbs for the Bewbs god!

Why the fuck are people arguing about tits? If so chick wants to get naked let her. While we are at it anyone got in rule 34 Slannesh type stuff?

Random question, but anyone else urked by the mass hymogonization of the game, also battlecannons being turned to crap?

>>53430675
>orrr are we gonna have poseable sprues for the box kit and statics for the starter?
This.

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New Crons leaks!

They are huge!

>>53430773
There was tons of bloated shit to wade through. They needed a good slate-cleaning. Maybe if it's too dull they can add on later, but thus far I can dig it

Hey remember how mega nobz were so weak because they had no invul save?! Well they still don't have an invul save!! Isn't that awesome you dumb fuck ork player!?!

>>53430781
Where

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Reposting:

Just finished this book. I'm no Iron Hands fan normally, but hot damn it was good. They attain almost Marines Malevolent-levels of cynism and brutality, but it was actually quite refreshing after reading the 2 Calgar's in less than a week.

The narration is a tad hard to follow at first, and the ending leaves a lot to be told (potential sequel) but an absolute joy fluffwise. Definitely a must read for IH fans that want to know more about how the recruit, their way of living and how bloody brutal they generally are.

Definitely recommend.

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>>53430685
>FnP nerfed by 50 fucking percent to become useless.
Fnp wasn't what i used a lot either
6 inch
that sort of sucks yeah but hey

>>53430740
>mgtow
i didn't know it was their stance to hate trip/namefags
i hate those sorts too
you get a pass cheata, though.

>>53430770
Cucks all of them!

Report and hide if it triggers you that much

>>53430781
Obvious kitbash is obvious.

>>53430791
Yeah, now I only get a 5+ armor save against these gay Lascannons, instead of a 5++ Invuln like Terminators!

How unfair!

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>>53430714
I think people have underplayed this part. Can't wait for the salty tears when t'au wins again.

>>53430770
Because our board has been infected by one hopelessly autistic mgtow stormnigger /pol/faggot.

>>53430773
No I'm not irked that my expensive units can't get blast spammed by Wyverns and Battlecannons by BS ignoring Guardsmen, now kindly fuck off

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>>53430756
>Goliath Trucks
I kind of hate the model. Do you know the rough dimensions?

I was thinking about doing up pic related as a GSC technical.

>>53430810
>obvious trole is obvious, amirite?

>>53429539
She is. Just a stupid camwhore that lonely virgins latched onto. Disgusting.

>>53430791
Now Meganobs still have an armoursave left when getting shot at by Lascannons.

Sounds to me like it are the Lascannons that are BTFO

>>53430814
Don't worry anon! Those dumb terminators don't even NEED that invul save! There's nothing in the game with better AP than a lascannon!

>>53430819
>T'au tricks
>happy water caste merchant.jpg

>>53430819
I read that as rather than just stomping with Riptides, a Tau player will actually have to use all those neat tools they already have in order to kill stuff.

Tau have always had a lot of tricks. They just got ignored for easy-mode.

>>53429100
Thousand Sons probably. Maybe Necron depending on the Index.

>>53430791
One of these times you might actually trigger a shitstorm instead of making yourself look like more of a dipshit

>>53430819
>carnac is THIS mad
Ahahahahaha

>>53430844
Yep. Don't even need to park the Meganobz in cover or take along a big mek to give them and any other nearby Units a 5+ invuln as well. Just pointless extra durability really.

>>53430689
Why would I see a specialist? Im just a normal girl.

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>>53430854
Indeed put all the npc and soon-to-be squatted races are parading when the current t'au cheese is getting a hit. It's gonna be a whole new spectrum of pain. Like a rainbow!

>>53430791
Hey remember how mega nobz were so weak because they had no invul save?! Well we replaced mega armour with terminator armour. And the orks now follow the codex astartes as the Emperor's greenest. Isn't that awesome you dumb fuck ork player!?!

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>Orks still dont have an invuln in close combat
>Article even addresses this

>>53430689
Stop baiting for pics you thirsty tosser, go beg on /soc/.

>>53430888
Their invulerable save is the 30 boyz traveling with the nob.

>>53430888
>don't need it anymore because now they hit first on the charge even with powerklawz, challenges can't snipe nobs out of their units, new AP system means meganobz still get a save against almost all weapons
Nigger you dumb

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>come back to /tg/ after quitting 40k in 2015
>endless threads of endless shitflinging about tripfags that aren't even fucking here

The hell have you idiots become

>>53430798
Any pointer for a portable document format version?

>>53430881
Nah. There's going to be less bitching, except now the bitching is going to be by the people who are shit at the game and can't deal with a Tau force that has nerfed markerlights and is mostly the same as they were before.

>Wah, Crisis suits teams with 3 flamers each are really dangreous on overwatch and can leave combat! And I'll only kill their drones in the meantime!

That's already a complaint I've seen, and it's something Tau could already pull off.

>>53430923
I blame /pol/

>>53430908
What?
I have enough crazy people at my job why would I want to see more?

>>53430781
Imply GWs would ever showcase such poorly painted models.

>>53430888
AP2 weapons reduce 2+ Armour to 5+
ORK MEGANOBZ STILL NEED A 5++

>>53430871
>>all of this autistic screeching over a tripfag trap
nigga it's /tg/ that's a tradition.
always in the summer too i think when these fucks come around
Nicedaemonette was the same too
and that weird angel woman i think back a couple years ago.
and so on and so on