Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1508: Giant Crabs Edition

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>>53339336
>Giant Crabs Edition

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>>53339336
>Giant Crabs Edition
>flashbacks to Prador war intensify

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>>53339363
Oh my, my~

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>>53339363

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>>53339336
Crabs are cute.

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Jumpers! Have you ever attacked its weak spot for massive damage? What was it the weak spot of?
waifus don't count you perverts

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>>53339605
>Have you ever attacked its weak spot for massive damage?
No, I fight with honor.

>>53339605
I've had my weak point attacked.

>4x Fire weakness

>>53339638
>webm
what am I looking at here??

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>>53339649
I know that feel anon, stay strong
we shall purge the fire types from the face of the earth.

>>53339605
It turns out most creatures have weak, easily-jellied eyes. Unless they're robots, in which case you just beat one up and steal their weapon, and another one will be weak to that weapon and you just cycle through.

Also, Shadow Stalker does not win in fights against electromasters.

Waifus always count, you arrogant arthropod.

i seem to be taking on the same powers throughout many jumps, is it okay or is it useless?

>>53339605
Yes. Everything.
Yeah, turns out once you get past the point where you can bench press moons, most everything becomes a weak spot.
At least until you get to those super high-end worlds. Then the weak spot is still everything, but only because of my mighty hammer! That is NOT a euphemism.

>>53339748
It's thematic, which is good if you want to establish a clear identity for your Jumper.

Besides Cracker_Jack and Valeria, who most needs to be evicted from the thread?

>>53339802

I want to get rid of that expel Anonymous fag... you know >>53339755

>>53339802
We've been over this, you're the only one needs to be evicted. Stop cowering behind people who will always be better than you.

>>53339755
Sorry, you all look the same.
I meant to point at this Anonymous >>53339802

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>>53339657

>>53339811
>>53339833
Do you really think it's acceptable to make such high-powered jumps? They might as well just hand you a Spark.

>>53339848
>Sorry, you all look the same
That's Racist!

>>53339748
Some people like to do thematic jumpers.
I for one am based around my use of fire, smoke, and ash, along with ALL THE FIGHTING PERKS and charisma too.
My one companion is based around tech perks, along with lightning, wind, and water elements.

Might be a controversial issue, but it's pertinent to this thread as well: https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/general-jumpchain-thread-2.483115/page-1119#post-35175562

So which jumps, /jc/?

>>53339854
Do you really think it's acceptable to make such inconsiderate posts? You might as well admit you're trying to kill all discussion, like the anti-dirge poster.

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>>53339854
I don't see what's so special about a Spark.
You can pick one up at any store.

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>>53339854
Hey, it's okay. I know you're embarrassed, so just let it all out. Everyone has accidents.

>>53339854
The original JC creator made the DBZ jump. There aren't many settings with such heights of power available as one of our first.

>>53339874
Get that spacebattles shit out of here, faggot.

Where can I get a perk to shake down people for money? I need to invest in myself. I want to become the strongest being

>>53339748
Depends on the powers, I guess.

>>53339874
Stop doing this. It's always been annoying, you busybothering shit. I don't care what happens on the other site. I don't want to KNOW what happens on the other site. All you're doing is shitposting by trying to manufacture salt

>>53339874
Berzerk comes to mind, if only because of its weird CP cost font size. It just tickles my autism in a really uncomfortable way.

>>53339874
I don't know. I just know what Fredpieman believes. Wherever he is, /jc/'s prayers go out to him.

>>53339863
What are you gonna do 'bout it, you filthy little Anon?

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>>53339605
Usually have a habit of making weak spots on enemies, usually shonen villains. The general area would be the mouth, since shattering glass jaws are fun.

They expect some super move but flash knockout happens instead.

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>>53339898
Forgot the name, but I remember Saint's Row has the perk for investing in yourself. As for shaking people down there's the Thief capstone in FF1, technically Clapchemy or Simplified/Advanced Formulae from FMA once you get precise enough, maybe the Thief capstone from 8-Bit Theater and Principle Invoking Onslaught from Exalted: Infernals.

>>53339605
Well, I tried doing that in Zendikar. Got some friends of mine to put down a bunch of leylines, hooked them up with some crystals-and tried to shoot the lots right in the invading Eldrazis' face. Didn't work out so well because they were all juiced up on mana 'roids, like that time Homer got sent to Hell and enjoyed being forcefed pies.

Fortunately, it DID buy enough time to kickstart plan B: The Deep Dimension trapdoor.

Also, Gwen had a bit of a lifechanging revelation and came to peace with being a god mutated by the Deep! So that was a nice bonus. She activated the thing by surfing up the dreggy maelstrom and smacked Emrakul in the face with it. And we abandoned the surfboard because the Deep is /very/ hard to clean off.

Between Morning Star and Trigon Begone, which drawback is harder?

>>53340069
From DeSu and DC Occult, respectively.

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>>53340069
Um.

...I'm going to tentatively say Trigon Begone. Y'see, powerlevels aside Lucifer isn't playing for keeps in DeSu. He's here for a good, honest, straightforward magical brawl. Lets you take your sweet time about it too; sure you're fighting for your life in a city invaded by demons, but that's all good practice.

Trigon may be less powerful than Lucifer, but he's out to take over the world. Which means he won't be politely waiting for you on a street corner somewhere, follow the SMT standard number of demons per party or give up if you put up a good enough fight. And if he gets desperate enough, in theory he could cuddle up to someone scarier to give him a hand.

Lucifer just wants to fight you because you're here. There's no ulterior motive, and therefore no mystic trap to worry about.

Which is harder, Trigon Begone or Day of Vengeance?

>>53340140
Thanks, mate. I'm taking these late, but both are worthy challenges and I wasn't sure exactly how to order them.

>>53340069
Trigon can be one-shoted much easily. Fighting Luciifer on the other hand has you dealing with the weird SMT-verse mechanics. Which can get really messy.

>>53340209
I don't know if I'd say "easily" -he is supposed to be a universal threat, after all- but fair enough.

>>53340190
Day of Vengeance, by a significant margin.

>>53340190
You could probably trick Trigon with out of context bullshit plus extra lives.

Day of Vengeance is so much more though.

how do you even beat the spectre? dude looks pretty strong.

>>53340209
They're not that weird desu. Elemental resistance lowers damage, eleemntal weakness heightens damage. pierce trumps reflection and absorbtion, rinse, repeat etc. The intimidating factor is that all of these are apparently much more powerful than the pokemon-style presentation would have you believe.In Apocalypse's trailer, Angel (one of the weakest demons) lets loose what looks like an Excaliblast on the city.

>>53340281
Well, in Day of Vengeance, he's much weaker (as he's cut off from his main power source). He's still pretty strong, though. Also he might be able to be stopped with enough charisma or redemption perks.

>>53340232
He is a universal conqueror, not a guy that goes around one-shoting universes all of the time. He can be engaged in physical combat, which means that hitting him with things like the Longinus Lance + Sting could potentially end him pretty easily.

Grab the Vestments of Balance in the same jump and the Green Lantern ring in Injustice, and you're pretty set to get close to him.

Meanwhile, if you're going to fight Lucifer you have to take a lot of weird metaphysics and magic into consideration.

>>53340290
>pierce trumps reflection and absorbtion
Don't you mean Null and Absorption? I thought Reflect explicitly trumped Pierce?

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So, any more suggestions on my Magical Pokemon Journey jump? I made a few changes based on the feedback I got, but I think the jump was forgotten in the whole morality debate back then.

>>53340290
But are the trailers canon, or are they just supposed to look cool so people will buy the game?

>>53340338
This almost goes without saying, but, what changes?

>>53340326
Depends on the game.

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>>53340338
> Really want to be a Pokemon
> But all the perks I like are discounted to humans to a one.
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA.

>>53340338
Look, I get you like the option, but you have to stop letting Reunion Beyond the Grave allowing you to companion people from other jumps. That's not an okay thing to put in. Even the bit about reaching into the real world is pretty bad but companioning people from past jumps, even for that much CP, is not okay.

>>53340390
Well, I added a few more details to items like the ninja fruits to make them more worth the price.

I gave a couple more possibilities for ghost partners in the Reunion Beyond the Grave option so you don't necessarily need to ghost to be someone from a previous jump.

I also made it clearer that the Mansion follows you between jumps. That's about it, I think; like I said, it didn't get many more suggestions than that, which is why I wanted to make sure there wasn't something else that needs to be adjusted.

>>53340338
>Hardy
>Metronome
Both of these seem much better then any other perk on their price tier. I think you should reduce the level that Hardy reduces weaknesses or at least make it so it doesn't almost entirely remove them. Metronome, even if random, still has a significantly higher chance of giving you powerful attacks rather then debilitating ones to yourself. It should be a higher cost then just 100cp, especially when compared to the other 100s.

>>53340338
>given 251 CP
>+50 CP drawbacks

Look, this kind of things are really bad. Why it's so hard to stick with the 1/2/4/6 format?

>>53340372
Usually? Yeah, they're accurate.

>>53340338
>Grandpa's Mission
This already gives out 500 cp just for taking it. It shouldn't also give two potential rewards that are as good as they are. I think you need to remove either the cp it gives and make it a pure scenario or remove the reward. Given there is no time limit and it actually an extend the jump timer without limit, I would seriously reccomend removing the cp granted by this and moving it to it's own section

>>53340338
>Reunion Beyond the Grave

Absolutely not. Also what >>53340457 said.

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>>53340409
Oh hi Mark.

>>53340463
>Pic related

>>53340517
You're really that kind of person, huh? Can handle a little criticism after asking for it?

>>53340544
What do you think? It's an SBer.

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Jumpers, have you ever had your fortune told, or a prophecy made about you? What did they say and how did it turn out?

>>53340544
Hey, guess what? I'm not the Jump maker. I'm just calling you out for being a douche canoe.

>>53340463
The +251 CP is a little callback to how the manga (in the U.S.) ended during the Johto arc, which had a total of 251 Pokemon. To make up for the extra 1 CP, I added in the Grandpa Figurine, which only costs 1 CP.

As for the +50 CP drawbacks, I had a wide variety of different drawbacks ranging in challenge level, so I thought +50 CP was appropriate for a couple of them.

>>53340457
Metronome: Really? I actually thought that the other perks in that branch were better. If you think that it deserves a higher level, I suppose I could switch it out with Huff and Puff; that would put it at 300 CP.

Hardy: Okay, I'll try to reduce the level of resistance; I was just worried that otherwise it wouldn't be worth being a capstone.

>>53340429
It really won't work? I was hoping it would be okay, but if nobody thinks that it would be acceptable, I can cut it down for the final submission here.

>>53340338
>Hardy
>your vulnerability to specific weaknesses is sharply reduced
What is this based on? And how does it work in the following situations:

I turn into an altform that normally takes double damage from fire, then git hit with a fireball.

I turn into a vampire who normally burns up with a few seconds of direct sunlight and walk into the sun.

I turn into a werewolf who is highly resistant to all damage but get hurt normally by silver, then get shot by a silver bullet.

>Introduction
>In the Next Volume...
These seem like the same perk, except the 300CP one is worse because it only activates about once a year.

>Friends and Family
500CP is too much for importing people to this low power setting. Make it 200/300.

>Marin
600CP for an unobtainable but otherwise normal pokemon is overpriced. Shouldn't be more than 300.

>Reunion from Beyond the Grave
You shouldn't offer companions that come from other jumps. Restrict it to characters from this world and reduce the price to about 200.

>>53340505
Okay, I think I'll try to make this into a separate scenario. I just thought it would be worth CP since you can't end the jump until you complete the mission; then again, some people might see that as a benefit, I admit.

>>53340575
Metronome's problem is less the perks in it's branch as it is all the other 100cp perks in the jump. Metronome's randomness means it's definitely no capstone but it has a lot more potential and power then the other 100cps and the drawback to it isn't really enough to balance that out, at least if it's anything like the games.

>>53340569
Thanks to overzealous use of Infernal Monster Style, anyone who tries to see my future (or the future of anyone within a few miles of me) just gets the message "THE MONSTER IS HERE". Ruins my cover a lot, but is so fun to surprise people with.

>>53340517
... I am stealing this image.
Thanks, anon.

>>53340517
Oh, hello, how's your sex life?

>>53340409
>>53340517
>>53340638
The Room is so darn quotable.
Pity it was a terrible film.

>>53340653
But anon, it's only quotable because it's a terrible film.

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>>53340630
...Doesn't that only happen while actually in Infernal Monster Form? Are you constantly going around in Hulk-style martial arts poses?

>>53340677
So?

>>53340593
Hardy: I based this on how the humans in the manga survive a lot of comedic catastrophes, but I also got inspiration from one heartwarming story. A Charmander and his human friend Peanut are searching for a flower on a mountain. Throughout the journey, Peanut, who is extremely frail, keeps getting into trouble. When they get to the plateau on top, a rainstorm closes in, and for once Charmander is afraid. However, Peanut covers him, saying that while he's frail he's actually pretty hardy, whereas Charmander is highly weak to water, so he'll protect his buddy. I'm not sure how it would work in practice; I was initially going to say that it reduces the degree of damage to some degree and prevents the weakness from being too powerful, but then I decided to up it some, and now it's going back down again.

Introduction/Next Volume: The former is more narrow, while the latter is broader. The canon introductions often focused on little stories like dates and vacations, whereas the volume previews often pointed at multiple things coming up that have more relevance than in a single episode.

Friends and Family: Okay, I'll see about reducing that and Marin.

Since the big appeal would be kind of lost, I think I'll just get rid of Reunion here.

>>53340569
I don't remember.

>>53340697
Yes to both. Like I said, overzealous use.

>>53340702
But that story doesn't have anything to do with a human ignoring their own elemental weaknesses.

If you want to base a perk on it, maybe something that allows you protect other people to cover up for their environmental weaknesses, being able to perfectly keep rain off a Charmander, sunlight off a vampire, etc.

>>53340779
Good idea. I'll see what I can do.

>>53339605
I like retroactively giving my enemies weak points that they don't know about by modifying the past from the present, but still maintaining the old progression of time.

So apparently what caused Thor to lose his hammer was Nick Fury stating, "Gorr was right". Which he meant that gods being petty & vindictive (what else is new?) didn't deserve the love of mortals they protect.

Which is half true & at same time half-false. Sure there's gods that act like dicks. However it seems most the deities in Marvel are pretty chill or distant from mortal realms.

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>>53340677
Same guy here.
Good point, anon.

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I want to be spider.

What jumps should I take?

>>53341003
Go to FR and worship Llolth

>>53340963
Nope. Few issues later revealed he MEANT worthiness is not an inherent quality in gods, but Thor himself is worthy by virtue of seeking to be.

Fury's fucking depressed because he's precognitive or some shit, so he couldn't say too much without changing the future or whatever but he couldn't keep his fat mouth shut so he butterfly'd Thor.

>>53341070
>Fury accidentally fucked everything up because of a miscommunication
Damn it, Nick.

>>53341070
Well that's a way better explanation. Kind of dumb, seeing how many mortals lifted Mjolnir in the past? How many gods couldn't?

They gonna retcon the feminine storm elemental in Mjolnir? Or they gonna explain its actually Thor Odinson's soul or part of it? Because he with help of Dr. Strange helped reforge it when it was shattered or something. The point was he placed portion of his soul into the hammer.

>>53341003
Make a jump of pic, become spider goddess. Otherwise take SMT and choose spider for Lord of Vermin

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>>53340569
Not really a 'prophecy' per se, but a cat named Merlin told me how my jump would go from start to finish in DC Occult.

It later turned out to be my future self making sure I'd 'pay the toll' for the magical power I had and was gaining, the price being my connection to Earth Prime or the ability to return home.

Whether or not that was a bad deal depends on how you feel about our Earth, really.

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>Reading HoI jump
>You can companion the Generalisimo

Jumpers, have you ever companioned a real life person (either a historical figure or someone who is alive today)?

>>53341225
>tfw remembering anon counting how many Simo Hayhas you could companion

Wasn't it 3?

>>53341128
>>53341137
Man, who even knows at this point? Thanos is smooching Hela because he thinks she can fulfil his death wish after Death immortalityzoned him.

...to look on the bright side for a second, can I just say after reading all these Thor comics-I've come to really appreciate Thor? He's like Superman without the existential crisis. He knows he's a god, so he just tries to be the best damn god he can. And he's a loveable goofball on his downtime.

>>53341225
No one knows what HoI is, you dumb fuck. Even saying Hearts of Iron won't help you, since it was a poorly-received game that barely anyone remembers.

>>53341255
>Simo Hayhas

I guess Platoon, Hearst of Iron and Victoria II?

>>53341225
I'm thinking about companioning Linkara if only so in case my jumper does anything immoral he can call them out on it and be the party's moral compass.

But then again he's a real person alive today so...I'm unsure how that would be received or if it's a good thing. I'm not a huge fan of real person fic, so companioning him would make me feel hypocritical.

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>>53341269
Hearts of Iron 2 and 3 were good games.

It's not my fault if people have poor tastes and they don't play Paradox's games.

>>53341276
You could get one in Sabaton as well.

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What perks are out there for increasing your cuteness?

>>53341292
I firmly decided against companioning any IRL celebrities (even z-tier e celebs), because there's no guarantee that they act anything like their public personas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJmK5SOeQBc

Weird question, but are there any jumps that give cool trains? It might be cool to import something into the J-Liner from Kamen Rider.

>>53341403
Cute Girls Doing Cute Things - K-On
Aesthetic of the Gods - Spice and Wolf

>>53341497
light of terra has a train you can keep from the lords of the iron line dlc.

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>>53341003
In my current chain I went to Boku no hero academia and took Spider mimicry

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>>53341372
10/10 best jump

>>53341497
Duel Monsters - The Heroes, has a trainyard where you can manufacture the different trains that show up in YGO Cards.

>>53341436
I dunno...in his personal analysis videos I get the feeling he genuinely strives to be a good person and is all for heroism.

>>53341497
Piggybacking off your question to ask heavens and digger a question.

Is there a possibility to have a Train option added to the Type-Rider set, instead of just Boat and Plane? In Neo-Heisei Part 3, that is.

Re-asking this Jumper question since... I think last thread was mostly consumed by shitposting and assholes.

In Persona 5, a Persona's Awakening is always heralded by a mental exchange between the Persona and the user, the "contract forging" as it were. What was the basis for your Persona's contract, and how did the exchange go? What did your Persona force you to confront?


“Look at them. They’re bein’ treated like tools - used until they’re broken, and thrown away when the shiny new device comes along.
You feel it too, don’t ya? The anger at their mistreatment, the sorrow for their circumstance. Let’s make this contract - and show them all that you don’t just throw people away like garbage.
I am thou, and thou art I. Take up the hammer, and let’s show the machine’s masters the power within common men!”

”I hear you. Let’s go, steel-driver… John Henry!”

>>53341703
I'm talking about the subject of the video, not the person making it

If you buy a spaceship with CP that's too big to fit in the warehouse, does it still travel with you to future jumps?

>>53341914
Opinions will be divided, so wank something.

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What were your Aspect and Attribute in Lord of Light?

>>53341914
Yes, things you buy with cp always come with you. Though as to if things stored inside the spaceship will come with you is in doubt.

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So... Cracker_Jack, about Marvel Magic and Hell Lord, you said this:

>>53330446
>In your Dimension it's pretty much arbitrary. So probably something like Mephisto.
>Outside of your Dimension, you don't really get anything with just that perk.

But the text of Hell Lord says:
>Your magic and strength are enhanced in power and scope and you have a slice of hell over which you rule.

Now, I get you don't get the "near all-powerful in your dimension" part when you're outside of it. But as written, you'd still get a boost in magic and strength outside your dimension?

Also, I'm going for two of the 1000cp racial capstones. But I still can't shake the feeling that the Crown of Allurement is the most dangerous purchase I made in the jump. Especially with Prince(ss) of Power, Enthralling, and out-of-jump beauty perks. Amusing.

>>53342084
How do you even have enough CP for all of that? I also tried to get Hell Lord along with the God stuff for that sweet dimension devouring, but there simply weren't enough drawbacks I could take responsibly.

>>53341735
Weren't you the guy who summoned John Henry in Fate?

>>53342203
I was - and wound up retconning that build when Fate/Zero came out mostly because I... never went anywhere with John Henry's story, and even though he stopped being a Companion around the time I hit Lone Wolf that bit still nagged at me hard.

It was wasted potential that I could never really make use of - but at least here I can put the old plot threads from that to good use.

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>>53342169
By hating myself and/or masochism, obviously.

Currently I'm taking Mutated Stomach, Nerves Wrecked, Muh Diversity, Axis, Kid Jumper, and Jumpersleep as my drawbacks.

Means I'm a kid with shaking hands, who needs to eat strange magical stuff and goes into a magic coma once a year... Also, the world is horrible and my companion's factions switch places.

But it gets me an additional +1000cp, allowing me to afford all of that and go Demon.

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>>53342298
You absolute madman!

>>53342259
John Henry would be a totally baller Servant.
What would he be? Berserker, Saber, or some custom Class?
For NPs, he'd have the hammer, maybe something similar to Mad Enhancement but instead of making him crazy it causes damage to use?

Didn't his legend involve a rainbow wrapping around his neck like a scarf at one point? You might be able to do something with that.

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>>53341403
>>53341403
I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE AN EXPERT ON THIS SUBJECT

> + GARcher [Carnival Phantasm]
> + Precious, Wonderful, Adorable, Lovable [Courage The Cowardly Dog]
> + Eyes On Me [Final Fantasy VIII]
> + Sweetest Widdle Eyes [Generic Sugar Bowl]
> + Who's a Good Kitty? [Generic Sugar Bowl]
> + Cuteness Proximity [Generic Sugar Bowl]
> + Cuteness Overload [Generic Sugar Bowl]
> + Widdle Ol' Jumper [Gravity Falls]
> + Innocence [Kantai Collection]
> + Small Is Justice [Kairos]
> + Puppy-Dog Pout [Kim Possible]
> + Aren’t You Cute [Majikoi]
> + Hot Off The Press: Cute! [Macross]
> + Cute! [Nintendogs + Cats]
> + Golden Grace [Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Wraith Timeline]
> + HD Remake [Shadow of the Colossus]
> + Aesthetic of the Gods: Cute! [Spice & Wolf]
> + Tiny Titan [Super Smash Brothers]
> + Aren't You Sweet? [Tokyo Ghoul]
> + You Are Even Cuter Than I Thought You'd Be! [Zootopia]

Incidentally, if anyone else knows of any more cuteness perks, I'm always on the lookout for them.

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>>53339605
Pretty often actually, It's easier than just brute-forcing the fight.

>>53339638
What.

>>53339748
Hey don't worry about it. I have almost entirely close-combat perks and crafting/enchanting perks. What long-ranged combat abilities I have are mostly laser blasts of various types.

>>53341735
Justice hasn't done Person 5. His previous confrontation with his own inner Rage and Sadism.
I suppose 5 would force him to confront his fear that he's going to end up full, forgive my tvtropes usage, Knight Templar and just kill anyone he views as 'evil'

The Super Smash Brothers jump mentions being able to purchase characters and items from other franchises if you take the Smashbros Vs All-Stars Vs Namco Classic Vs Capcom drawback. However, I don't see any options for purchasing items like that. Am I missing something?

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>>53342084
>>53342298
>mfw
FUCKING FUCK. I completely missed Enthralling and Crown of Allurement. I am most definitely going to have to get those now, thank you for bringing those up.

Vain sorceress demons unite.

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>>53342500

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>>53342500
>spoiler
Be careful what you ask for

where can I get the credentials to be a teacher? I want to do the p5 jump as a teacher at shujin

>>53342432
You've got a possible Berserker with E-rank Madness Enhancement, or Saber.
For NPs, I went with the hammer and a manifest "anger" towards Constructs, that raised his Strength, Endurance, and Agility by one rank when going up against such creations and what they represent.

Course, that was back with the old, old Servant Supplement way back in the day. Could prolly remake him better with the new one-

Oh shit that's an idea. Demi-Servant John Henry.

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>>53342340
I'm sure it'll be fiiine.

Probably.

Maybe.

>>53342500
You are quite welcome.

Demonic vanity, best vanity.

>>53342571
Evangelion has an item that makes all your credentials follow you from jump to jump. So just get accredited as a teacher in one world, buy that item, then you're good.

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>>53342567
...what the fuck. Slaanesh go and stay go.

>>53342508
LOOK, I'M VAIN. WE KNOW THIS. I CAN'T HELP IT.

>>53342598
Yiiiiiiiss. It spreads.

>>53342572
Make the hammer a NP that auto-beats anything that's not a triumph of man over nature, as it represents the last victory of man over machine and the world.

>>53342571
Forgery for the credentials, any one of half a dozen high-school based anime for the skills.

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Rolled 3 (1d8)

Que the intro sequence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9837N53Fa8Q Wait what happened we're in Medaka Box!? Where'd the fighting anime theme go!?
Last Episode: https://pastebin.com/ZbjSJ78G Not like anyone reads my shitty writefagging anyway.
Pic Related is how Yumi looks after she was shown media. This should have set off alarms a LONG time ago.

1. Iji
2. Vanquish
3. Fire Emblem Fates
4. Jack T Chick Tract
5. Souls Franchise [Will lock the number until I've rolled them all]
6. Kamen Rider 'Flashback' [Will lock the number until I've rolled them all]
7. Pocky and Rocky
8. Strike Witches

Que:
Ultraman
Infinicon
Doom [Will lock the number until I've rolled them all]

>>53341070
>Nope. Few issues later revealed he MEANT worthiness is not an inherent quality in gods, but Thor himself is worthy by virtue of seeking to be.
But that's like trying to tell someone that people are capable of evil but can choose to be good... by saying "Hitler did nothing wrong."

To those that have jumped the persona jump
What was the cause of the storm in the persona jump? Who was the culprit? How did you summon your persona? did you followed a theme?

>>53342567
That is somehow the most fucked up thing I've seen on 4chan

>>53341070
>worthiness is not an inherent quality in gods, but Thor himself is worthy by virtue of seeking to be.
What the actual fuck? Of course that's true. That's always been clear. That's literally Thor's history. Him having to earn worthiness because he wasn't inherently worthy.

>>53342800
>>53342620
Calm down guys its just a little hellraiser stuff, nothing to get to worked up about.

>>53342620
Oh, question about the MCU2 Relics table... Could I use Inert to just have a sword that's powered down if it's sheathed, instead of turning it into a letter opener or something?

>>53342832
I don't see why not.

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>>53342567

>>53341735
"Now this won't do at all. Am I to believe you have any intention of leaving your friends to under the yolk of some tyrant without so much as a polite greeting? We'll steal them back, if you'll allow me... I am thou, thou art I... It won't be easy, but you play what's chucked at you, I always say. "

"Sure thing, Raffles"

It happened right as I entered with the drawback that makes the world already under Yaldaboath's control. There wasn't really anything to reveal that hadn't been already covered in two millenia of travel beforehand, which did include stuff like Persona 5 and The World Ends With You.

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>>53342755
>roll FE~if

>>53342571
I think there's a perk for that in EMH.

>>53342571
Breaking Bad has the Teaching Contract item, it lands you a teaching job every jump.

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What's your signature weapon type?

Not specific weapon, just the type. Spears? Swords? Hammers? Unarmed? Wands/Staves? Tomes?

>>53343302
Hammers, Swords, Whips, Chains, String, and Ribbon

STOP LAUGHING

>>53343302
While my signature weapon would be my staff, my signature type would definitely be spears.

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>>53343302
Spears, unarmed... Sometimes both at once.

>>53343342
NEVER!

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>>53343302
Sword or hand-to-hand. Occasionally spear or staff. Usually when I'm showing off.

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>>53343302
A sword and a bow. Sometimes a staff.

Old school.

>>53343302
Poelearms. Guan Dao are my favorite.

>>53343302
Swords, Pistols, and Fists

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>>53343302
sword and board/guns akimbo*+groinsaw.

*yes the sword and shield in question are also projectile weapons.

>>53343302
I still use the first sword I was given. it's a silver sword with one of its sides coated in Varanium. I have a legacy of use perk so, it's pretty godly at this point. I kind of want to reforge it with stronger metals and give it some magic, but it holds to much sentimental value for me to change it.

>>53343302
Cheating.

>>53343302
Fighter aircraft, guns, swords, bare hands. Eventually "literally everything" once I do Exalted Sids and go Battles.

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>>53343302
ships

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>>53343302
Fists or Sword on most occasions.

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Can anyone post Marvel Magic ? I can't find it.

>>53342571
PS238 has a whole origin and perk tree

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>>53343302
Sword and/or pistol, musketeer style.

I've been known to use lots of other weapons, as well, but those are the ones I tend towards when I'm actually kindof trying to accomplish stuff and not playing a role.
Heck, even in PMD, I ended up making my own sword and crossbow. The sword was more like a thin hunk of metal, but the crossbow was pretty on point.

Though, a lot of times, particularly in any situation where it's strange to be carrying around weapons for no reason, I just default to my bare hands.

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>>53343302
Swords and Spears.

>>53343302
Whipswords

>>53343302

Swarms - generally meaning drones, puppets or invisible nano-fog. Living-spell-spirits are a new addition.

Divested of those, however, it would lean towards swords - simply because there are so many useful ones.

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>>53343512
Sure, here you go.

>>53343505
>that image
>doesn't have anthromorphised jaeger
8/10 could be better

Anyone know where the Ninja Assassin jump went? It was in Uploads, but after the jumps got sorted it isn't in N-Z

>>53343302
Staves, they're perfect for channeling magic and can be lethal or non-lethal depending on the amount of strength you put behind your attacks.

Aside from that I also prefer to use magic, telekinesis, pistols, rifles, and magical or technological drones.

>>53343512
is that a displacer beast girl?

>>53343644
Let Brutus know, he might've misplaced it.

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>>53342084
>Now, I get you don't get the "near all-powerful in your dimension" part when you're outside of it. But as written, you'd still get a boost in magic and strength outside your dimension?
Oh. Yeah. Fair point. Now that you point that out, I remember that's what I had originally intended. No idea why I said it doesn't boost you at all. Thanks for pointing it out.

Okay, so I'd imagine outside of it you'd get a boost that would... It's honestly hard to say and I'm not sure what a good comparison would be. Probably go from normal levels, which would be about on par with an average asgardian's magical ability, to somewhere around Loki's level?

>>53342500
>tfw you were too busy building a hell of your own creation to bother being pretty

>>53341128
Nick Fury could stand to be socked in the jaw a few times even when he isn't a Watcher.

Not as many times as Tony, but still a few.

>>53343302
Magic or swords. Doctor's Companion is fond at launching anti magic swords at people, but is also fond of bows too.

KAMEN RIDER MAGICAL DETERMINATOR, aka Zephie uses Himedachi, but its a variant where she's a lance.

>>53343714
Dear god it's like he glued pubes to his chin

>>53343714
>pubic facial hair Loki

god damn it why does that piss me off more than it should.

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>>53343714
I fixed it! You can't mock me anymore, I fixed the build! And it only took making my suffering even worse!

>tfw Loki's glued hair on his face
Holy shit that does look disgusting.

>>53343302
Staves. I learned the Beggar Fraternity's kung fu style in the Wuxia jump, and the implicit insult of using the "Dog-Beating Stick" style against my enemies entertains me far more than it should.

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>>53343302
Guns, magic, and giant balls.

>>53343302
Rifles and axes. Occasionally a rapier if I'm feeling particularly frisky.

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>>53341137
>implying comic writers actually care about something someone else wrote a few years ago

>>53341266
Yeah, Thor's a bro.

>>53343714
Forgot my name. Of course.

>>53343731
>>53343736
>>53343757
I like to think the artist was subtly protesting the comic he was having to draw by putting pubes on Loki's face. I know it isn't true, but I want to believe.

>>53343757
>You can't mock me anymore
You think so, huh?

MAXIMUM BULLY

>>53343302
Probably a knife.

My main weapon shapeshifts but it's usually a knife when it's not pretending to be a pen or something.

>>53343715
Also EX Rank Rule Breaker, which can break NPs and stuff on that level.

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>>53343302
Old shoes, and unarmed attacks.

Pic unrelated, but there's probably at least one jumper it applies to in the context of this question.

>>53343001
Who / What character does Raffles refer to?

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>>53341735
"Wait! You have made your point-perhaps we can come to an understanding? I realise now though we have clashed, I am thou-and thou art I. You have never allowed doubt to poison your vision of true order, because you know that is the only one where you can guarantee the smiles of your friends forever. Even the covenant with your father is built on a shared dream once long forgotten, not true humility. If that is how it must be, allow me to make a contract with you to seek redemption in your new world order!"

"So be it. Let's do this, Yaldabaoth"

>>53343302
Determination tempered by intellect.

>>53343761
>Beggar Fraternity

...eh? What's that now?

>>53343829
Say Cracker, I just finished God of Thunder and I noticed after seeming to be destroyed when King Thor used it to defeat Galactus, apparently near the end of time All-Black The Necrosword devoured Galactus from the inside out and turned him into whatever a "world-butcher is"

So, what d'you think what happen if it was used to slay the Galactus Engine, the Many-Angled Ones and the Beyonders?

>>53343839
That was Red's old Jumper's Stand, actually

>>53343839
Red uses a bow ,but it's more of a divine anti-planetary railgun at this point

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>>53343603
this work for you anon?

>>53343302
Sword, guns, bow.
My dick.

>>53343872
>making Yaldabaoth your Persona
As cool and fitting as that is, how did you do that?

>>53343938
Sheer arrogance.

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>>53343938
Disclaimer: I only recently found out my knowledge of how you get Personas was completely wrong. I might be wrong again

Well, near the end of the final battle everyone was up and rarin' to fight him for control of the city or whatever. I said something cliche about the red string of fate, we all teamed up to summon Satan-

-and while this was all happening, I had a talk with him on the astral plane.

So before the final blow was struck, he surrendered, and-well, I just...did a normal persona recruitment thing by sparing him?

I had others before Yaldabaoth came along, but I'm pretty set in my ways these days. So I used my Bel powers to recruit them as summons instead of doing the normal soul searching thing.

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>>53343872
>So, what d'you think what happen if it was used to slay the Galactus Engine, the Many-Angled Ones and the Beyonders?
I'm gonna make an educated guess and just say "bad shit". I mean, we have no way of knowing. But I wouldn't trust Murphy to not turn the Beyonders into "Ebony Kings" or what have you.

>>53343959
>having an ego so big, Yaldabaoth naturally recognizes you as a kindred spirit and becomes your Persona

>>53343995
Cracker_Jack, does it have to be a racial minority we rant about? Can it be stuff like "Bland anime protagonists"?

>>53344029
>Taking a drawback of your own will
>Complain about being rayciss
Don't take it, pansy.

>>53344045
Okay fine, I won't then.

>>53343995
Are you going to have more drawbacks? Maybe some apocalyptic/Lovecraftian 600 cpers? This jump is a max cp vampire.

>>53343869
A.J. Raffles is a Victorian Gentleman Thief character written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyles brother-in-law, with his own Watson in the form of Bunny. He has definite issues with society as a whole and is less moral than your standard gentleman thief type character. I just vaguely remembered he existed and felt he would work good as a counterpoint to the corrupt Arsene in this situation.

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>>53343302
Scythes. They're pretty edgy and impractical, but once you reach a certain power-level, it doesn't really matter that much.

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Jumpers. I need music for glory, conquest, and expanding the destiny of Rome to rule the world. Got any on hand that fit the bill?

When did we get an Undocumented Features jump?

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So, it disappeared off the uploads folder without a trace, took the time to fix a few spelling and page alignment issues.

>>53344076
Huh. The more you know, thanks for adding to my backlog of reading.

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>>53343995
>Ebony Kangz

But in all seriousness, definitely sticking to Many-Angled Ones at best. Would be terrible to BLACK entire future generations of cosmic cutes.

>>53344000
>>53343959
Supping on the essence of the Daystar was, if not exactly a mistake, certainly a plague of unexpected consequences.

>>53344110
Technically greek but hey-sounds close enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee6Ua6jQEjw

>>53344121
Uh, let me check-

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/username/drakensis/

Sometime after the 30th of April. But it doesn't seem to have gotten anymore critique before getting onto the drive.

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Any perks I'd need to turn an abused circus animal against its "master" besides the basic "good with animals" stuff?

>>53344198
The Bestial Laguz capstone from Fire Emblem Tellius could work

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>>53344198
Monster Hunter has a drop-in capstone that lets you placate and suggest to wild animals, so that could be useful for not having your face clawed off/your ankles bitten. I think Red Faction has something similar too.

Lorewise, druids in any of the D&D jumps are supposed to be super good at making animal friends.

...can you steal an animal's heart if you buy the app in P5, English?

>>53344110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOYZOeUo27w
Dschinghis Khan is a fun band for historical stuff.

But seriously, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPtBnpd5gxc . It's a really nice channel.

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>>53344029
>a racial minority we rant about?
Well, no. It could also make you rant about [Nope. Too gross, sorry.] or [A lot of misogynist filth].

>>53344072
Yup. I have an idea for a 600 CP based on Old King Loki where a possible version of you got corrupted and chose to stay in Marvel and has travelled back in time to make sure you make the same choices they did, becoming a warped version of yourself and willingly ending your chain.[/spoiler]

>>53344173
>spoilers
GODDAMMIT, I MAKE THE PUNS HERE!

>>53344377
The fact that nobody caught the irony and unintentional comedy in that panel is soul crushing and hilarious.

>>53344409
I mean, it's pretty obvious. But it's still funny to post out of context.

>>53343584
Is this done done now?

>>53344426
I meant nobody at Marvel, my bad.

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>>53343669
Yes, she is cute.

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Have you committed great sins, /jc/?

>>53344198
Must be a tiger shark.

Cause its purring like a kitten.

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>>53344409
>>53344426
That was UNINTENTIONAL? And I thought someone on the Marvel writing team was making a desperate cry for help.

...how did we get from GORR and ALL BLACK to this? Does Marvel's writing team just have a darkboard at home they use to decide whether they write about social justice, heavy metal album covers or genetically engineered bears?

>>53344491
Reminder that foxgirls are not to be trusted if you've recently arranged the deaths of any humble and kind monks.

How does that tail work with that skirt? Is there a hole cut in the back? Does it poke just above the waistband? Am I overthinking it again?

Is the Magi ver 1.3 in the drive yet?

so far its 1.0

also can you do madoka jump and magica wraith timeline?

>>53344520
I gave trash pandas sapience in dc.

>>53344520
It looks like an abomination.

>>53344526
I'm sure the writer told his boss it was unintentional while he was be ranted to about the need to improve market share by innovating novel paradigms to reach key new demographics.

>>53344532
It's a delicious abomination

>>53344520
according to The Faith I preach? No, not at all .

According to every other Fucking religion? yes yes I have

according to the Internet's opinions on pizza toppings? yes, but not that particular one, apparently applesauce and cheddar popcorn on Sicilian and is not a thing outside of my immediate family.

>>53344526
>That was UNINTENTIONAL?
Have you not been reading the Marvel panels CJ has been posting? Marvel has been catering to the SJW market by hiring SJWs who write SJW shit. On an unrelated note, sales of Marvel books have been plummeting and Marvel has taken to blaming their fanbase for being bigots, etc, etc.

>>53344550
No.

>>53344520
Hawaiian pizza meme aside, that's just a poorly constructed pizza.

>>53344554
But according to common public perception and basic moral tenets? I dunno, how are senseless torture and juvenile revenge fantasies viewed? Oh well, I guess those view billion people are simply oppressing you, just like those nasty physics.

>>53344653
Gravity is oppressing him
against the ground
>>53344570
>>53344584
It was delicious, though, and it's all that matters in the end

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>>53344653
Physics is awesome tho. . .

>>53343872
>...eh? What's that now?
Sorry for the delayed response, I went out for a run.

The Beggar Fraternity, or Beggar's Sect, is one of those common tropes you see in lots in Wuxia fiction. They're a secret society of mostly-benevolent manipulators who use their low social status to move about unseen. They have members who are properly part of mainstream society, though, the "clean clothes sect", to get to places where a beggar wouldn't be welcome. They fight injustice against the lower classes, kind of a smelly Robin Hood situation. Their signature kung fu style involves staves, with the chief of the Fraternity wielding the legendary Dog-Beating Stick from which their style gets its name. I did not want to claim the Stick for my own, though, the initiation ceremony for becoming the chief involves some pretty heavy hazing. And it doesn't end when you're sworn in, any member of the sect who wasn't there for the ceremony gets to do their part the first time they meet you.

>>53344684
Her tits are bouncing faster than sound anon.

>>53344520
Not yet, but I like to save the great sins for after dinner.

>>53344684
How fast are her tits moving here? cause the muzzle velocity on those rifles is pretty fucking high.

>>53344684
You say that,but you Can't actually do stuff like in the video you posted with real physics,and I'm not trying to destroy Physics completely so much as give everyone their choice of what physics they want , rather than everyone being stuck with The same physics, whether they like it or not. >>53344712
yeah , that should have cost her a Decent chunk of skin at least.

>>53344726
Question bancho, what jumps did you make?

Should I teach all the Khorne cultists the Hercules Method?

>>53344726
>You say that,but you Can't actually do stuff like in the video you posted with real physics
Sure. The problem with making that work isn't physics, it's the tensile strength of human flesh. And no, the limited tensile strength of flesh isn't physics' fault, it's the fault of using evolution to build your sapient lifeforms. Evolution just goes for the least bad design, not the best design. Creating a more permissive set of physical laws would still get you that degree of tensile strength, because there's no reason for evolution to breed for something stronger. We could have something stronger right now with our current physics if we deliberately designed it. Build some aramid fibers and non-Newtonian fluids into those tits and they could oscillate way faster than sound.

>>53344723
Someone on /a/ did the math for it, I'll see if I can find the screenshot.

>>53344768
It would change nothing since they're already beings of mindless rage, so go ahead.

>>53344783
Can't wait for the humans with bones made of carbon nano-tubes.

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>>53344793
>>53344723
>>53344712
>>53344684

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>>53344793
Okay, found it. Took way less time than I was expecting, sorry for not delaying a moment and putting it in my first post.

>>53344747
the Dead rising gauntlet, Dan versus, PS 238,space monkeys,infincon , Ghostbusters although the updated version got lost , and the original versions of animal Crossing,and borderlands but I'm not sure how much those count. I think there may be a couple more and forgetting,I also have additional credits on At least five other jumps.

>>53344805
mine's bigger

>>53344794
>It would change nothing
It would make them all stronger than Space Marines and more durable than Orks, that seems like a pretty big change.

>>53344805
>>53344804
>literally hypersonic tits

>>53344846
I meant for the worse. There are no drawbacks.

>>53344783
Fair enough . I think eclipse phase has something for that last part as well.

>>53344768
What about teaching the IG? In addition to making the Orks really happy it would be a nice boost to their survival rate.

>>53344911
then the guards all fall to Khorne because that's how emotions work In 40 K

>>53344911
Do you want the IG falling to Chaos?

>>53344882
Ah, gotcha.

>>53344934
>>53344935
It is possible to overcome the blood lust, not even that difficult if jumper is promoting self control during the lessons and there are no Cainfags trying to make every student as violent and/or bound as possible.

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>>53344526
>Does Marvel's writing team just have a darkboard at home they use to decide whether they write about social justice, heavy metal album covers or genetically engineered bears?
I mean. I hope so. They should hit the bears any day now, right?

>>53344960
I'm not arguing that I'm arguing that a random Imperial guard Regiment who learns the way of Hercules won't have the self-discipline necessary to control their bloodlust. remember all violence and anger feeds Khorne he cares not from whence the blood flow

Anyone got some writefagging in Worm with Iterative Improvement? I feel like I am not using it to its full potential?

Are trinity weapons in /tg/ 7E/Soriatus Jump just bolt weapons with specialized ammo? Trinity Pistol/Bolt Pistol, Trinity Gun/Bolt Gun, and Trinity Rifle/Heavy Bolter?

>>53344990
So only teach particularly disciplined regiments like Cadians or those without the sense of self for powerful emotion like the Kriegers?

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Jump # 107 Senran Kagura (or ninja boobs the series)
Starting location: The Shopping district
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Origin: Drop In (0)
Perks:
*Approachable (0)
*Battle Communication (100, Discount)
*Mass Melee Specialist (200, Discount)
*Social Empowerment (300, Discount)
*More Beauty points (400)
Companions
*My own Team (300+ 300)
Appearance: (+180 AP)
*Explosive Appearance (0)
*Contagious Nudity (0)
*Aesthetic Enhancement X 9 (90)
*Aura of Sexy (10)
*Aura of Adorable (10)
*Friendy Physics (10)
*Signature Trait – Face, Boobs (40)
*Transformation Enhancement (20)
Drawbacks:
*Shin Awakens (+600)

Companions

Akitsu, Tamamo, Makoto, & She-of-fair-Eyes
Background: Student
Perks
Talented – Cooking, Love Power, Battle communication, The path of the Shinobi, Kagura
Appearance-
Explosive appearance, Aesthetic Enhancement X 4, Aura of Sexy, Friendly physics, Signature trait, transformation enhancement

Arcuied, & Yubel
Background: Drop In
Perks
Approachable, Mass Melee Specialist, Kagura, Social Empowerment, Battle Communication
Appearance-
Explosive appearance, Aesthetic Enhancement X 4, Aura of Sexy, Friendly physics, Signature trait, transformation enhancement

Doom Chan
Background: Drop In
Perks:
Approachable, Mass Melee Specialist, Drug Specialist, Kagura
Appearance-
Explosive appearance, Aesthetic Enhancement X 4, Aura of Badass, Friendly physics, Signature trait, transformation enhancement

(to be continued)

>>53345065
that sounds like a much better plan. They need control so that they don't go crazy when they Achieve the Eyes of Thanos

>>53345006
I took a simple ring made it indestructible, very comfortable, neigh impossible to remove, and then stacked an absurd amount of defensive buffs that start with a powerful force field.

>>53343302
Hands and feet. Whole body, really. And improvised weapons. Whatever I can easily pick up and swing around or throw.

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>>53344981
USAvengers hit's the bears pretty hard.

>>53345098
I was a late comer to ninja school. A few of my companions were already there. I have to say I was amazed by the relaxed atmosphere (and casual sexual harassment) however Doom-chan was having none of that. If there is one thing I can say about Doom-chan at school is she is a bit intense… A few girls may have gotten fried for fucking around too much by her. She Quickly earned the title the Iron Maiden of Hanzou academy (note; Never try and sneak a peek at Doom’s Panties or fondle her… it will not end well for you)

It was an interesting school and Doom-chan’s ruthless intensity aside it was fun to get to know the girls. We had some problems with the Snake ninja girls early on but by working together we slved them (My companions and I… except Doom-chan held back to give the other girls a chance to learn)

Despite the somewhat insane atmosphere it was kind of fun. Then again I am used to living with Rick and Snowflame so odd quirky characters no longer really bother me.

We all graduated and moved on to be real ninjas… then we got word some Yoma god had awoken. By the time we got to it the damn thing had already flattened a few cities and killed many ninjas.

So good ninjas and evil ninjas alike united to face the threat but I knew they weren’t going to be enough. The damn thing was the size of a planet.

I took to angel form (faking a scroll transformation) and flew up fighting it with holy powers distracting it. That’s what I intended but then I nearly cleaved one of it’s limbs off and I remembered I had a perk that let me ignore size differences when dealing damage. So used Caliburn and began to cleave through it, it quickly fell to pieces. Apparently that thing was the source of all Yoma because I was told there would be no more after it’s death. So despite not really earning it I now am heralded as the greatest ninja to ever live.

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What do you want, Jumpers?

>>53345146
At the moment? SoB Waifus.

>>53345146
wait...
Who are you?

>>53344804
Saeko is pretty good choice for a vassal.

>>53345146
I want to know why it matters to you. That's my question. Vorlons ask about identity, Shadows ask about desire. I ask why you have decided the things that are important are important.

>>53345146
Fight strong foes, preferably in a royal rumble format atop a galaxy with referees and all that

Jump Chan will then award a belt to the winner

Drawbacks include a money in the bank renegade jumper

>>53345165
Shadow minion from b5 iirc

>>53344783
>Evolution just goes for the least bad design
It's pretty funny when you think about it like that.
Like all lifeforms on Earth were made by the lowest bidding contractor.

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>>53345146
"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow, to high five you yesterday my friend. Peace"

>>53345211
Do you really not get the joke, or are you being intentionally obtuse to ruin it?

>>53345211
anon... I'm afraid you missed the joke

>>53345006
I'm afraid not, I took Alexandria Package because I'm paranoid and build for maximum survivability (people not being able to manifest powers inside me is very useful). But I could help you brainstorm ideas if you'd like. What sort of things do you want to make?

>>53345165
Who decides the workday is from 9 to 5, instead of 11 to 4? Who decides the hemlines will be below the knee this year and short again next year? Who draws up the borders, controls the currency, handles all the decisions that happen transparently around us?

>>53345146
Power and being added into as a character's sibling in as many jumps as possible.

>>53345146
Kisses. Smooch Smooch Smooch.

>>53344981
Is that them showing a hint of self-awareness over how they've been acting or is it just Red Skull all over again?

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>>53345146
I don't desire one singular thing.

1. I want to matter.
2. Death on my enemies and those that harm the people I love.
3. Absolute control over my willpower and the self.
4. The destruction of all my limits.

>>53345146
I don't really know.

>>53345006
when I got it from worm I started improving my clothes, after ten jumps my clothes were basically imbreakable and projected a field around me that stopped all damage enough I could tank a nuke with just my clothes.

I upgraded a ring to make those who wear it heal slightly faster, after 40 jumps it is impossible to hurt me fast enough to actually get past the regen.

Dauntless would have been strongest in worm if he lived, too bad he never got that far.

>>53345287
People do. There's no conspiracy. There are conspiracies, emphasis on the plural, but the world is too big for any one group to maintain control over every single system. Factionalism will take effect, a conspiracy large enough to control everything will have conspiracies of its own jockeying to control it. At the end of the day, the world is controlled by the interactions of many groups, each with their own agenda. You're just another cog in the machine. So I guess the real question here is: Are you lying to me when you control it all? Or are you lying to yourself?

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>>53345146
...

...

...

...
If I just keep going, I'll find out eventually. ... right?

>>53345110
Well. That looks interesting.

Haven't read it, personally.

>>53345384
Clockblocker will never love you!

>>53345146
It's a shame we were left with such a poorly done jump for that series... And we drove off the only person who was willing to fix it.

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>>53345146
I went on the journey because I wanted to be a good looking, magical demon who could go on magical adventures.

Needless to say, I got more than what I bargained for.

>>53345146
Adventure.

>>53344981
Does the Brave and the Bodolf work on any dragons, or just those from Marvel? Do you get a starting sample, or do you have to find it on your own? How much do you have to drink?

>>53345146
To make the multi-verse a better place

>>53345146
I don't even fucking know anymore. I used to have desires. Things I believed I could attain if I just worked hard enough, and that would give me a sense of satisfaction and purpose. Then I lost faith in that, and started believing there were things that existed that would make me happy, but that I'd just never be able to acquire. Then that fell through, and I started fantasizing about imaginary things that never could be, but if they were real and I was good enough, maybe then I'd be happy. Now not even those seem appealing. I'm just going through the motions, endless holding patterns to keep me from slipping all the way into despair. I guess, when you get right down to it, what I want is to want things. Can you give me that, Mister Morden?

>>53339638
>combo
that is not correct

>>53345110
Is that a fatty as Iron Patriot?

>>53345466
Nah she's a waifish girl in thicc armor.

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>>53345146
To be a better person, and to be happy.
To find out if my Ideals are anywhere even close to correct, or if it's all optimistic bullshit

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>>53345344
I mean, it COULD be. But that would require an understanding of subtlety. And Nick Spencer wouldn't know subtlety if it beat him over the head and took his mother right in front of him.

>>53345445
It'll work on any dragons, but I'd imagine you'd probably get somewhat better results from Nicol Bolas than you would a common schmuck dragon in HTTYD.

And you'll have to find one. Probably need to drink a good bit.

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>>53345146
DESTROY ALL MOONS

>>53345146
Did I want redemption? Did I want power? I don't remember.

But I've got a family now. As long as we're together, that's enough.

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>>53345146
To party!

>>53345490
Them being optimistic bullshit makes them correct.

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>>53345146

>>53343302
unarmed/improvised, chains, throwing weapons, or my magic-tech MRLS - depending on the range.

>>53345506
Er, the perk doesn't start you with the ability to transform? The perk seems a bit too expensive if all the perk gives you is knowledge of the ritual and no realistic chance of accomplishing it.

>>53345420
Shut the fuck up, Spacebattles. You want a different one so bad, go to your own site, make one and post it to your own drive.

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>>53343302
Knives.
>>53344264
Probably not.
>>53344520
Well yeah, you don't get this far without countless crimes.
>>53345146
My Empire to be the greatest in the multiverse!
Also friends. Friends are nice.

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>>53345146

Bodacious Babes

>>53345549
Just add a bit of revanchism and you're Londo. Congrats. Hope that deal ends better for you than it did for him.

>>53345146
Immortality and Waifus.

>>53345344
The latter. There is no self-awareness for the people they have writing that crap.

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>>53345607
>>53345619
You

>>53345599
I mean, it lets you make as many people as you have access to dragon blood into a magical Hulk. The original dragon in question was killed by a normal viking dude. I'm sure there's another you can kill around somewhere.

>>53345506
Oh, so it gets stronger the stronger of a dragon you kill? Can you upgrade it by drinking another dragon you find later?

>>53345599
So did the original version of the perk, since you had to know the ritual in order to perform it. It'd be one thing if the perk gave you the option to pass up the blood of a 'normal' dragon to eventually go after something better.

>>53345146
Either a reason to matter, or to perish. Imagination cannot construct the former and can only simulate the latter.

>>53345506
Does Alduin have blood? Hmm... Well Ebony is a thing.

>>53340338
Message for you here
>>53330606