Warhammer 40k General /40kg/

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>>53309499

Sisters of Battle are made for genetically enhanced World Eater cock

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>tfw you realize Konrad Kurze probably died a kissless virgin and the closest relationship with a girl he ever had was with the assassin that murdered him

>yfw you understand that they needed to give infinite overwatch because otherwise every unit would be first assaulted by the dedicated transport, able to soak the 6+ to hit shots with it's T6+, W6+ and armor save, and then be assaulted by the actual unit, thus making overwatch basically useless.
>Now at least they have the chance of a couple of lucky melta/plasma/whatever shots or that the dedicated transport doesn't reach combat, so to be able to overwatch the actual assault unit too

>>53309564
>yfw Tyranids still have no transports

>>53309532
Is the gay dark angels a recent meme or something? I don't remember this ever being a thing in the past. What did I miss?

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Okay here's a good question to start the thread

What commissar could fuck the most sisters of battle in a row within a 24 hour limit?

I'd say Ciaphas Cain

>>53309590
They've always been gay since like RT
And gazgul is Margret Thatcher

>>53309590
Autism.

>>53309590
It's always been a thing but it came back to the forefront because there was one incredibly autistically assdamaged DA guy who was only here to give out (You)'s and shut the fuck up, and he was all out of shutting the fuck up.

Whats the quick rundown on the livestream?

>>53309574
>Tervigons become a 30 capacity transport for any unit with the keyword GAUNT.

>>53309552
>keeping them all for yourself
>not tricking your entire group of friends into coming back to your house to get viciously, repeatedly, lovingly raped with monstrous alien ovipositors
bit selfish

>>53309574
>he doesn't know about Trigons

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>>53309574
You need more overlords

k so
Do you like new rules?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12993430

>>53309623
Still expensive as fuck. The reason the transports charging thing is so good is because most of them are 50 points or less.

If Tyranid spore pods get a points drop maybe we'll have something good there.

>>53309499
Its only Heresy if you don't make babies eventually or miss your duties to the Emperor.

Otherwise kiss a girl and carry on

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>>53309628
Y-you're right anon...hey, wanna come back to my place? I-it'll be a lot of fun...

>>53309633
>The tyranid player spends the first 3 turns teching up to fast nid dropperlords
>get to the opponent's base to only find they've brought 4 hydras

>>53309610
Actually the Margaret thing was just a coincidence. But kept it when someone point it out.

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So are they buffing the shooting phase or what?

>>53309648
>Tyranids still have no transports
>spore pods exist, but are too expensive!
>No transport

You need to rethink your definition of "No transports" or add a few extra words like "cheap", "cost effective", or (from your post) "undercosted"

>>53309532
Exquisite

>>53309591
Cain is not suicidal. He would not touch a sister of Battle.
Sisters from the non militant branch maybe

>>53309680
>is incredibly confused for a second because I'm reading it as hydralisks and not IG hydra tanks
I was like nigga first of all who makes hydras in a fucking ZvZ and secondly you're gonna need more than 4 to stop a doom drop

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>people who RP in the general

>>53309695
Spore pods also cannot carry units after deployment unless they changed something. They're not really a transport anymore than a Trygon is, just a way to give things deep strike.

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>>53309672
o-ok?~ what f-fun did you have in mind exactly?

>>53309672
Calm your tits.

Reserve the ERP to the end of the thread.

I want you to continue but please restrain yourself

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>>53309703
>>53309591

I say a guardsmen on leave who survived his 15 hours.

>>53309703
Cain actually dislikes bolter bitches for being uncontrollable and unpredictable zealots, the only one he ever was friends with was in a platonic way and he didn't pursue her because he thought they had to remain celebate, which he was wrong about because she was getting plowed by a fat adminstratum drone like some sort of hentai

Been reading the Damocles books. Is it just me, or did the author have a real hard-on for the word "perfect" and forces appearing out of nowhere without explanation? The Admech did it twice, so did Farsight, as did the Obsidian Knight and the Stormsurges. I couldn't keep track of shit, wank or otherwise.

>>53309623
Is this lie true ?
Because if so, then I'll take one and fill it up to the brim with hormagaunts.

>>53309648
Drop that 8e niddex will'ya? I mean you know the point costs and all!

>>53309733
it's a bad book

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I WANT A DARK ELDAR GF

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>>53309672
I am not sure if the xenomorph whore is better or worse than the angry DA chinaman.

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>>53309708
>implying the RP posts are serious

>>53309713
>Spore pods also cannot carry units after deployment unless they changed something. They're not really a transport

>Drop pods also cannot carry units after deployment unless they changed something. They're not really a transport

You heard it here: Drop Pods aren't transports!

>>53309731
I like when Cain makes fun of them not wearing a helmet with their power armour.
While he only went to battle with a cap and a jacket. Then Amberly shit talk him about that

>>53309704
>a ZvZ game that isn't just nids/bane/lurker/roach/ravager
That's heresy
On that note I wish nids got more suicidal units, like something that explodes in melee like spores

>>53309726
What the fuck is "Leave", guardsman?

>>53309499
>Rumor compilation: http://bloodofkittens.com/blog/2017/04/26/warhammer-40k-8th-edition-leak-compilation/

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VEHICLES HAVE ATTACKS
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH

>>53309738
I'm guessing. It will either:
>Gaunt only Transport

Or
>Psychic power summon units of Gaunts. But you need to put reserve points for them, similar to Daemons

>>53309759
Nice, I'll add it to the list. Shit you hear in /40kg/:
>waac deployment
>my opponent was scummy, he measured things and playd for the objectives
>if you win you are a horrible person
>drop pods aren't transports

>>53309775
guardsmen get it occasionally anon...

>>53309775
it means while deployed forces get rotated for some R&R and then sent back to the frontlines.

>>53309786
I can see something like the Trygon. Reserve units of Gaunts, drop them on the table near the Tervigon.

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>>53309754
The closet DA chinaman fag was worst.

She usually just shitpost at the start and/or end of the thread.

So anything interesting in the stream beside marines confirmed their Squat status

>>53309591
Yarrik despite being an old man could lay pipe all day with no sign of fatigue, his erection sustained by watching orks die through the window

>>53309753
I love kanna

I want her to get genestealer-pregnant with me and we can feel each others bellies with strong alien offspring squirming around inside

>>53309754
As a man with a penis-
>Better

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>>53309817

>>53309817
I am not sure if i am allowed to get erect for that.

>>53309825
>man
>penis

Oh wait, zero chance.
Darn.

>>53309774
I'm out of date on my Starcraft, but they brought back Lurkers and Ravagers for LotV? Fuck yeah. Was the plot any good? I was a mediocre player, but SC1's story was top notch even when I was failing at holding 9-pools with Terran. Switched to Zerg and discovered that macro is surprisingly fun when you don't give a fuck about a total army loss. Hence my 40k army of Magos Biologis and their insane creations.

Anyone have gathering storm books? I cannot find them in the mega nz link

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>>53309825
The Dark Angels guy would think a man with a penis is better, too.

>>53309754
Van DarkAngel-holme was funny in his meltdown

>>53309852
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA!BJ0wwaKK

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>>53309817
Dear Emperor...

>>53309783
I can't wait to wap the shit out of some aliens with my drop pod doors.

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>>53309591
Gaunt, without question.
Did anyone miss the part where he took a chainsword to the stomach and still won? The guy's got stamina.

>>53309851
They pulled a GW with the plot.

Don't bother with it. But the mission are pretty cool

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>>53309755
this

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>>53309805
>>53309804

If you don't die for the Emperor on your first deployment you're a coward

>>53309811
God dammit I am trying to drink here.

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>T-the Chaos Gods will s-surely deliver us from Chad.

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>>53309857
>Best part is he can't reply for three days.

>>53309893
Alright I'm turning the trip off and going away, calm down. There was literally nothing important happening in the thread.

I have pole-dancing lessons in a few anyways.

>>53309775
The time it take for administrators to reassemble new squads form post-battler survivors.

>>53309904
do not confuse may mays with actual fluff anon

>>53309851
Macro is much much easier in SC2, the story is notoriously hot garbage though, and yeah lurkers and ravagers are staples in every Zerg army
>but that's a conversation for /v/ the mods are watching

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Hey there. So bored I decided to work on my own flavour of squat, using 8ed statline. How is it so far ? (dorf beer for who'll recognize the main inspiration)

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>>53309857
>>53309919
im waiting for him to get back and spend 3 or 4 threads replying to every single post that mentioned him whilst he was banned

>>53309904
If you die on your first deployment you're incompetent and your family will be penalised for the cost of war materiel wasted on you.

>>53309897
Well, bollocks. Let me guess, more Kerrigan SMASH and OTT romance over the grey morality and politics that made the original great? AKA exactly like the recent GW books, bar the romance.

Maybe I'll pick it up and give it another go, I haven't played a good RTS in a while.

>>53309904
Are you Cato?

The fucker that threw a tantrum because he Guardsmen didn't charge a Tau battlesuit with their no ammunition lasguns let alone stab a flying suit.

He got angry because Guardsmen had more tactical sense than him and didn't threw their lives away (wasting the Emperor currency)

>>53309920
Have fun You slut

>>53309879
Technically the last panel is right, since we now know the primaris thing can be done to existing space marines.

Feels a bit melancholy since we've been stuck with the 3e style for so long, but I ain't gonna get super butthurt about it.

>>53309893
On the one hand- hot grills need play game more. Good for the gene pool.

On the other hand, am never in favor of someone getting a (You) just 'cos of their tag which she is because grill

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>>53309904
No it means you're a veteran who can kill lots of shit and survive. The commissar can vouch for such veterans why do you think guard veterans are great on the tabletop?

>>53309919
What happened to cheetah-anon, surely his ban is up by now
>post an ocelot or other small cat if you're lurking, I miss you dad

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>>53309499

>Perhaps the biggest reveal though is that current Space Marines can be adapted to become Primaris Marines

Well well, looks like GW is giving you the chance to port over YOUR DUDES if you don't want them to remain Marinelets. Not to mention all of the characters people are attached to like Cato and Calgar.

>>53309956
just ignore him anon
he's doing it for the (you)'s

>>53309904
How many lonely war missions before you're a veteran?

>>53309695
>chaos Marines have no drop pods!
>what about the dreadclaw
>doesnt count!

their loss because I fucking love my claw. I regret nothing

>>53309943
Beats the shit out of DoW3 that's for sure, I was so disappointed the hatemongers were right for once

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>>53309753
>I WANT A DRUKHARI GF

Fix'd for you friendo :^)

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>>53309988
15 hours anon! Just survive for 15 hours!

>>53309703
Cain fucked an inquisitor, he don't give a fuck.

>>53309810

Deldar got fucked again

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>>53310009
Not as deep as the gay DA Chinese poster.

>>53309992
If claws didn't eat, I'd love them.

But my Chaos Marines love floating on their Disks too much to be shoved into a transport

>>53310013
Probably would be like sticking your dick in a blender, no thanks

>>53310031
deep dark angel fantasies are normal and not heretical at all

>>53309953
I am seriously willing to fight for literally no other reason than you saying that anything is more obnoxious than the Dangles fuck.

>>53310022
Technically the Inquisitor fuck him.

You can't really say no to an Inquisitor.

>>53310031
>SFM
I have a theory all SFM have never actually seen a woman because they always have the most unrealistic anatomies
We do need more 40k themed SFM animations

>>53310055
He actually said no to her and a radical multiple times, I'm surprised Cain doesn't take up two spots in a transport for his giant steel balls

>>53310031
Sauce?

>>53310060

Nobody grabs SFMs for realistic body proportions you daft cunt

>>53310036

Only claws that don't drop on T1 eat, and that will very likely go away in 8th. I'm debating getting 2 more because I'll also use them in HH.

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>>53309953
You don't gotta be mad
just cuz you're not a Genestealer Chad.

Next time you lose a game to a GSC player you're now going to think of me making smug anime grill faces.

I bet you play marinelets too~

>>53310067
now now anon, i'm bitter too but there's no need for this vitriol

>>53310021
That is one of the few books I've actually struggled to finish. The story was ok but the quality of the writing was appalling, 15 year old's fanfic-tier.

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>>53309879
Aren't you a little short for a Space Marine?

>>53310055
You can say no to inquisitor at least once.

>>53310067
Did we just found another closet homosexual?

Now honey, the namefag left unlike the DAfag who need to be ban in order to stop his 5 thread spamming, the last 3 he just went ballistic

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>>53309919
Include me in the post DAnon-chan

>>53310060
>the most unrealistic anatomies
>implying there'd be any point to replicating 2d wimmin's fridge-bodies

perfection > realism

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>>53309953
You've fallen to the b8, just walk away from the computer and drink a glass of water, you'll feel better

>>53310145
>he doesn't even play the fucking game and he's shitting up the general thread complaining about other people making posts he doesn't like
Literally what are you doing here

>>53309974
>has gf
>Hey anon I want to get involved in your hobbies take me with you to your gameday
>Hey anon I'm bored this is boring I like that you enjoy it but I don't want to be stuck here for four hours take me home
>Hey anon where the fuck are you going for five hours on a saturday, I scheduled your time for a thing and you're selfish.

Yeah, tried that crap more than once. They either already love the game or ain't no way I'm dicking that.

With what we know about 8th thusfar, how are Necrons looking?
I realize there hasn't been a faction focus yet, but I'm concerned that they'll have more limited viable options of play.

>>53310145
Is this the Chinese closet homosexual evanding the ban?

>>53310145
>reee my safespace

Fuck off you easily triggered faggot. Just learn to ignore the shit you don't like, you might get past 30 without having a heart attack.

>>53310163
>he doesn't realize most people on /tg/ probably haven't played a single game of 40k in a year

>>53310174
Well, I can't really say because, in addition to none of knowing basically anything about the new edition, I know fuck-all about how current Necrons play.

But croissant of death spam always looked fun.

>>53310055
Pretty sure old man Grimnar has literally punched an inquisitor in the face.

>>53309934
I dig it.

>>53310174
They've stayed pretty quiet on necrons
Hopefully we hear something good soon

>>53310203
There's not playing in awhile because we're about to get a new edition and the 7th meta has been shit, and there's not having played at all since fucking 6th. How many years ago was that now?

>>53310181

Or you could discuss the game instead of your oviposition fantasies in the 40k general. Hell you can start your own thread about how much you want alien cummies and it won't get deleted because this board has as much moderation as /sp/

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>>53310212
What are you gonna spend on your (you)'s on anon?

>>53309948

I'll be overjoyed if primaris make for the new standard of marine size, just like it's been going for TS, DW.

But I want the primaris lore gone.

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>>53310245
>he's getting so mad
Anon she's gone, you're just shrieking at the wind, just chill dude and let's make of this general what we can

>>53310249
I think the Primaris lore is fine

>>53310005
Where were you when you realized Gabriel Angelo's stol.... Was gifted primaris gene enhancement before cawl and g man even released them.

>>53310263
>Cheetah is luther
>DA closetcase is the Lion
>thread is caliban

>>53310263
>I haven't played since 3rd but I've bitched and moaned about every edition

>>53310245
Or ignore it instead of sperging like this faggot here >>53310212

This is 4chan you learn to ignore things. Not bitch and moan about your damn safe space
Trolling and shitposting 101 the more you react the more they'll do it

>>53310212
>>implying I'm not starting a new army for 8th
Okay, then talk about this instead of being an overly defensive faggot who comes across as an autist scared of grills, because right now you're contributing to the thread even less than s/he was. At least weird genestealer fetish shit is somewhat relevant to 40k by lieu of being about genestealers.

What army are you picking for nu-edition anon?

>>53310245
>start a new thread
For some reason that feels like crossing a line.
Like, if someone wants to get freeky deeky all over this thread, go ahead, just don't carry it over to the reboot.
But a new thread just about genestealer ERP? Dem social pressures. Not good.

>>53310100
I know right? It was written just so blandly, the characters were so clear-cut, there was no subtext at all, it was all very obvious, very in your face and extremely predictable. I can deal with a stale prose but the stole was so simple and run of the mill that I needed at least an interesting character or some good writing to be motivated.

Instead, I just finished it because I hate leaving a book halfway through, but god damn it was it a pain.

>>53310274
having the entire tac marine squad using plasma guns suddenly makes sense now.

>>53310221
Yeah, hopefully soon.
Necrons aren't worth discussing on here though, it seems like no-one plays them.

>>53309916
The new Plague Marine models appear to be just as big as primaris marines

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>>53310249
You and me both buddy.

Honestly I'm thinking 8e is looking up for Nids, I might start a force with them for it.

>>53310320
Or wait for the new xeno race getting release this year.

Like I said days ago.

>>53309851
>Was the plot any good
Anon no dont

>>53310335
Yep defently the closet homosexual evanding the ban

>>53310313
They're smaller.

>>53310212
It always affects the relationship with the SO.
Eventually it always comes down to 'What do you love more, tiny plastic men or me' and I can't adequately explain to her that some seven other people do have some kind of right to my time.

Nope. My Tinder profile has 'paints tiny plastic men' written on it and that's why I'm dyin' alone and proud.

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>>53310320
Good choice. And unlike SM ones, our pods CAN fight.

>>53310335
>Well I'm starting a 1kSons army now because those new models are sick. Hopefully the new DG marines are good too because I might end up forming a joint DG-TS force.
Right on. Although from what we learned today, mixing the two will restrict the stratagems you have available. It sounds like you'll lose out on Thousand Sons, Death Guard, Nurgle, and Tzeentch Stratagems, and only get access to "Heretic Astartes". But the more diverse mix of units might make up for it.

>>53310335
How's the weather in China?
Did you know the rock was a gay bar in the U.K. In the 80s?

>>53310335
>Joint dg-ts
There's some couples counselling in your future anon.

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How do you want your Mortarion senpai, fatty or skeletal?

>>53310372
You've met some really asshole girls, anon.

My gf is tangentially interested in the game, she mostly likes eldar and tyranids for minis and aesthetics but hates competitive gaming, so she'd be a collector at best. Even then, she never threw a fit or asked me to choose between my mostly metal army men and her. I mean that's just dumb.

Don't date dumb, immature girls anon, you deserve better.

>>53310425
hungry skeletal

>>53310425
Skeletal. It would make for a nice contrast with the common nurgle worshippers full of gas.

>>53310425
Thicc and juicy

>>53310425
Skeletal.

We have enough mucus marines waddling around with their gutplates already.

>>53310292
>s/he
I 100% promise you guys she is not a trap. I know there are a select few other anons who could possibly confirm but I have no idea what their timezones are or if they even lurk regularly.

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>>53310313
The appear to be manlet mode.

>>53310447
>???
I think he's talking about Tzeentch and Nurgle being opposed Chaos Gods. But that has never stopped Chaos warbands from still working together from time to time.

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>>53310447
>Then you've found the wrong girl. If it was playing guitar, she'd replace tiny plastic men with guitar. If it was horseriding, she'd replace tiny plastic men with horseriding. If she pulls the "what do you love more" bullshit she's a self centered prick that was a waste of your time. Move on is what I say.

Holy shit. Never thought I'd agree with you on something.

>>53310249
I don't like it either and view it as a slippery slope descending further into power level nonsense, but there's not much that can be done about that.

I dunno, there's a new dreadnought to look forward to at least.

>>53310447
Do you have a mental illness? That compels you to respond to people you don't agree with?

This is autistic level of sperging. Stop replaying to multiple people Mr. Chinaman.

>>53310374
Yeah, I've always liked Nids, just never got around to doing anything with them. I dig Nidzilla concepts so this edition should be fun.

>>53310204
>croissant of death
Fuck do they have bad models.

>>53309851
>>53310344
Artanis leads a huge army to free Aiur
But then notChaos corrupts all of the protoss turning them Red.
Zeratul kills himself to cut Artanis' hair which apparently connects all protoss to some psychic hivemind thing which notChaos used to control them
Artanis then meets up with their hedonistic evil cousins the dark definitely not eldar protoss and robots to build an army.
He becomes BFF with Kerrigan who dindu nuffin and they figure out the only way to kill the notChaos God is to kill him inside the notwarp.
They then rerereretake Auir and save all the mind controlled protoss from notChaos god.

Honestly the main story wasn't that bad, the missions were fucking awful with a million variations of protext/take this giant pylon.

There was a series of Epilogue missions where Artanis/Raynor/Kerrigan go into the notwarp to not the notchaos god that was worse than anything from SC2's shitty plot before. Kerrigan turns into a super sayain and kills the notchaos god becoming a Xel'Naga which raises a billion fucking questions about the plot of the other two games

>>53310437
Most girls will dislike 40k. To them it is big men hitting one another. Women are most often interested in relationships and human social dynamics. Hell, Game of Thrones is successful with both genders because it's just a soap opera with a fantasy skin. 40k ain't no Soap Opera, it's Space Opera.

I do /hwg/ stuff in addition to 40k and typically they're more accepting (albeit more disinterested) of that, since it's "real".

>>53310525
Is the multy post response that gives he autistic impression. One post away from sperging to DA gay dungeon.

In case you didn't notice or haven't been in 4chan very long

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>>53310514
>mfw forgeworld units will be fully rule supported in 8th
Best timeline ever.

>>53310561
I'm still rather worried about units that had rules but where out of production like the Repressor

>>53310437
>You've met some really asshole girls, anon.
Naw that's pretty basic girl. They don't tend to have a high tolerance for nerdy habits, unless they're really main stream like vidja.

Most girls think that wearing a shirt with the symbol for a comic book hero is the height of nerdom, even if they couldn't tell you anything about the character.

>>53310589
Nirvana t-shirts are the one

>>53310561
>trump won
>8th is making 40k less shit
>Some sources say 5th ed DnD is actually playable
Truly a great time to be alive.

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>>53310554
>mfw one of my female friends plays warhammer, rpg's, does GMing, and is overall a big nerd

Too bad she already has a boyfriend. Perfect waifu, like you would say.

>>53310525
I can see the TS popping off spells on the ride to the battlefield just to watch DG marines get triggered.

>>53310589
>>53310605
Exactly most girls are more concerned about how their tits stretch out the top than what's on it.

Not that I generally mind. I've just accepted that my love and nerd lives are two separate things.

>>53310612
Oh those exist. I'm lucky enough to know one. But the average North American girl is certainly as >>53310589 describes.

>>53309623
Now THAT'S what I call a piñata!

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>>53310554
>albeit more disinterested
sucks to be them, history's cool shit

>>53310607
>>trump won
Better than hillary, but go back2/pol/ regardless

>>53310589
Its going to sound full fedora but most women dont have hobbies/friends. The majority of women Ive dated had like 2 friends max who they never actually wanted to hang out with, their spare time was spent socializing or watching TV.

They cannot fathom not just imposing themselves in their boyfriends social circle or not being invited to a guys night playing TT games. Consequently the best relationships Ive ever had were girls who actually had an interest in something before we started dating so we could have time away from each other to enjoy our hobbies.

>>53310641
Dont forget I LOVE SCIENCE XD facebook nonsense.

>>53310554
I don't find this to be true, in my experience most girls just dislike going where 40k players usually gather, for the same reason for which they tend to steer clear from hobbies where plenty of men gather and are used to not have women around to the point many desire them not to be.

Though admittedly that's not the main obstacle. The main obstacle is that few people are willing to spend the amount of money and time 40k requires if they're not absolutely sure they'll like it AND have a chance to keep playing it in the foreseeable future. Skirmish level games such as Malifaux and Warmachine have a lot more girls playing than 40k, for example.

That and 40k's aesthetics have been... Well, Judge Dredd level of dumb and ugly until a few years ago.

>>53310589
Anon you're like a girl saying all men are selfish cheating assholes. These kind of stereotypes don't help anyone.

>>53310646
Tell me about it. Finding dudes into historical gaming is hard enough. Women? Don't even bother.

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>>53309664

>>53310554
I really want 40k coronation street

>>53310641
Nurgle does not hate sorcery, nor do most of his followers.

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>>53309934
And some weapon profile

>>53310589
>>53310641
>>53310664
Y'all are looking for girls in the wrong places. You have to meet them at the nerd conventions where you know they're actually there because they're interested in the hobby shit to begin with. It's not a problem of "all girls" it's a problem of dating outside your social circles.

>>53310686
Morty hates psykers and didn't really allow them in the death guard.

>>53310703
that changed after he got played and fell to nurgle

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>>53310695
This guy is right, please stop parroting blanket statements about half of the human race because the women in your social circles don't like what you like.

>>53310703
That's just his personal issues though, it's not a Nurgle-wide thing.

>>53310680
Cultural thing. We are suffering of no clear stereotypes.
Everyone is losing something here.
One side now actually needs to find something to enjoy while the other is trying to control this feelings.

We are mid cultural change in the west so everything is odd and strange, if not out right cringy

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>>53310695
This 40k times.

Why do I like dark angels greenwing? Something about the robes and the bling is just really appealing. A "clean edge" if you will

>>53310671
See, trouble is anon, we're talking about the general population. Not focusing on the exceptions.

Until there's a 40k movie made by Disney/Marvel featuring a shirtless Lion El Johnson played by Benedict Cumberbatch having pseudoerotic interactions with Luther played by Tom Hiddleston, don't expect the general female population to have an even remote interest or respect for 40k.

>>53310641
>#NOTLIKEOTHERGIRLS
Exactly. Most girls like nerdy stuff to be trendy.

>>53310664
>Its going to sound full fedora but most women dont have hobbies/friends
I think most girls have friends, or at least drinking/icecream buddies.

As a generalization you're right though, girls with hobbies other than facebook/shopping/netflix are rare.

Imo, any hobby will do. I want to fuck a person, not a 3d macey's catalogue.

>>53310738
>How do you filter the genuine enthusiasts from the wannabes though?
You'll be able to tell after 10 minutes of talking to them if you're not completely socially inept. It's really hard to fake a genuine like for something.

How bout them Daemonettes

So anons, whats everyones predictions for the new factions? I'm hoping for hrud

i really want more kroot though

>>53310749
>Until there's a 40k movie made by Disney/Marvel featuring a shirtless Lion El Johnson played by Benedict Cumberbatch having pseudoerotic interactions with Luther played by Tom Hiddleston, don't expect the general female population to have an even remote interest or respect for 40k.
Is it bad I think this could actually be a decent movie?

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>>53310749
> a 40k movie made by Disney/Marvel featuring a shirtless Lion El Johnson played by Benedict Cumberbatch having pseudoerotic interactions with Luther played by Tom Hiddleston

I think that I would be surprisingly ok with that.

>>53310695
eh.
I'm alright with dating non nerds. For the most part women fall into fuckable non-nerd, or unfuckable with similar interests and hobbies. Finding a girl that's both cute enough you want to gf, and a nerd is rare. I found a qt bf instead.

>>53310772
Hey, never said it couldn't be. They're decent actors.

Also, spotted the girl.

>>53310738
If she has painted 5000 points of dark angels herself she is not a wannabe

But if it was 5000 points of GSC and tyranids they might go a little high on the crazy scale.

>one anon has taken over the entire thread by replying to every single other post in giant block texts
Verily this is some top tier faggotry, where can I learn this power?

>>53310772
40k always did need more stuff about the civilian side of life. In the Grim Darkness of the far future there are people too.

>>53310703

Morty is a massive hypocrite and a cuck. He slowly became the very thing he fought against during HH.

I want to see if his rules allow him to cast spells though. He sure doesn't give a fuck about sorcerers in DG's ranks anymore like he used to.

>>53310772
>every girl on the planet is a tumblr strawman (womyn?)

>>53310762
I have a bad feeling it's going to be Exodites just because they already have Eldar and dinosaur models on hand. Now I'd fucking love to see Exodites get their own army, I just feel like they'd only do it because it's the easiest one to do outside of making a new "faction" that's just new rules for combining mini ranges that never should have been separated like KDK.

>>53310797
>Also, spotted the girl.
Holy fuck.

>>53310799
>But if it was 5000 points of GSC and tyranids they might go a little high on the crazy scale.
I won't even deny that.

>>53310762
non imperium/chaos abhumans for possible conversion possibilities i'll take anything though really

>>53310805
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war.

It says so on literally every edition of the big rule book

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>>53310749

>a shirtless Lion El Johnson played by Benedict Cumberbatch having pseudoerotic interactions with Luther played by Tom Hiddleston

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>>53310803
Don't bully him - he's actually discussing nerd matters like a decent human being, right now. I respect that.

>>53310814
Isn't that kinda the thing? Chaos lets the worst in you take over or corrupts you to become what you've always fought against?

>>53310437
>>53310447
>>53310480

I've known some which enjoy painting but disdain playing, but even that is a step in the wrong direction.
Guitar is a braggable, she can go 'My bf plays guitar' and/or listen to it sometimes. Horseriding is cool and a teachable, you can help her with it and that's how you bond. Have never known any girl to have zero interest in horse.
Both are positives for the girl. You having an exclusive reclusive hobby which costs you a lot of money and removes you for a lot of time, it would be extremely rare to find any human who has zero interest in it and yet can empathise with the fact that you enjoy it.

>>53310815
Why would a fujo paint DA and not Tau?

>>53310814
Mort is probably up there as one of the most powerful psykers in the galaxy, he seemingly effortlessly outmatched a grey knight supreme grand master in a battle of psychic might
>of course the supreme grand master could have just failed hard on his DtW roles

>>53310833

>Dir. David DeCoteau

>>53310762
I'm hoping for "Dark Imperium" with mutants and traitors and cultists and guardsmen all blobbed together.

We're probably going to get another marine faction.

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>This guy walks up and slaps your warlords ass

What do you do next /40kg/?

>>53310805
Civilian life is absolutely terrible in almost every piece of narrative they are described in (except for the 1%). Like the Industrial Revolution on steroids.

>>53310877
Ask him to slap mine

>>53310815
Just peak individualism in American culture man.

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What happened to the old /tg/ file section we had on 4chan? I wanted to try and download some old codex's to have a browse of some art / lore but can't seem to find it.

Does anyone know if there is also a FULL upload of the Genestealer Cults codex anywhere?

>>53310876
We were told "xenos" faction.

>>53310824
Your posts remind me that I can never be a girl no matter many pills or however much surgery

>>53310680
>Big Bang Theory
I think that's a big part of it. A lot of people, mostly women, only have references to nerd culture in the form of parody.

>>53310815
Personally it feels we are living the fallout of too much freedom.

In theory we like to have pretend choice and not actually make it.

Will have to wait and see. Assuming we don't fuck ourself too much with regressive thinking with the excuse of equality. I know how bad that ends first hand in my third world country

>>53310823
Honestly, id take exodites as a pity bone for no hrud or kroot. I love me some motherfuckin dinosaurs

>>53310833
Someone needs to drawfag this shit.

>>53310849

Not necessarily. Mortarion had well justified chaos PTSD from childhood and the worlds they conquered during GC. He despised chaos and sorcery, which wasn't the case with other primarchs who fell to chaos. See Magnus, Lorgar.

>>53310863

Would make sense since all primarchs seem to have latent psychic capabilities.

>>53310905
We were told a lot of things.

>>53310903
>tfw on the fence about doing slanny as my next army

>>53310895
>uses inches despite being in the U.K.
So you've never been to England before is what you're saying?

>>53310833
>>53310943
Putting it on my backburner.

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>>53310908
Aw, you can still be just as cute though

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>>53310695
>mfw I'm australian
>we have three conventions
>grills cannot be
>- Boyfriendo tagalongs
>- shirt wearers
>- Tumblrs
>must be
>- More than animu fans
>- Not a fat twilek
Muh venn diagram too thin for this tiny island.

I know I have disrespected this picture, but I had nothing else. Please forgive me.

So i always thought it would be the black rage that squatted the Blood angels not Numarines and nids

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>>53310982
>just as cute
>cuter*
No homo though

>>53311021
>implying Sanguinus won't come back in 8th

>>53310877
I ask what wing of dark angels he collects

>>53310979

That would trigger the DA-autist like nothing else

>>53310824
>Girl Spotted
>thought it might have been another girl
>It's the same girl
>hopes = dashed. grill rarity remains high.

>>53311021
They sell too well to squat. If anything they'll just be deadlocked on Baal against the Nids for the next few years like the Orks and IG have been on Armageddon.

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>>53311028
>>53310982
Yeah, N-no homo, you god-forsaken degenerates

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>>53311033
>it's just a joke
>I was just pretending to be retarded
Don't bother including me in your next block of replies, seems you have enough members in your harem

Call for aid: local playgroup just lost three members over a week left us with three dudes. We were planning on and still want to run either a Kill Team or SWA campaign before 8th hits. Anyone in the Western MA, CT area that would be interested? I promise we have no Eldar

>>53311061
What's most unrealistic about that is a guy being able to grow hair that long

>>53310998
You're not gonna meet the right one at the first con you go to. But keep going and eventually you'll have a shot. I know from experience. But then again I have fuck-all experience with australian culture so maybe I'm talking out my ass.

>>53311033
Looking at the USA as a foreigner, both the left and the right are fucked by individualism. Same idiocy, same culture, different politics.

I'd go on a whole discussion about why and how, but we should be talking about plastic dudes.

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>>53311078
>6 girls
>60 posters
>10% female in a male dominated hobby discussion board
Sounds about right anon-desu-chan

>>53311095
We're basically Hawaii, except they and NZ got the cool poly natives and we're stuck with the weird and bitter mely natives.

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>>53311078
What's wrong anon you wouldn't take a qt girls thick feminine cock
What are you gay?
Futa sisters of battle when?

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>>53311033
>That's the thing see, we're being given the choice to waste our time doing nonsense, so everyone wastes their time doing nonsense. Coupled with the excuse of egalitarianism and libertarianism we end up in a backwards society stuck regressing in the name of progress.

Have faith in Humanity's manifest destiny. We'll get over our petty little differences, and reach for the stars themselves, someday.
It's just a matter of time, no pressure.

>>53311044
Sorry...

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>>53310695
I met mine in college. We were both taking a digital painting course and her drawings blew mine the fuck out of the water so I started asking her for advice on how to work the tablet and program and it snowballed from there. I'd imagine conventions might be a good place to hook up too if you can come across as not fucking creepy.

>she and I are getting into 40k together this year because we both like board games and painting
>tfw she's painting up space yiffs and was torn between them and nids
>tfw she's still better at painting than me

>>53311109
Well those seem... well manufactured.

>more like 2% though

>>53311125
Yeah but then age of strife happens

>>53311081
Shit I'm near Western Mass pretty often but I don't know how free my schedule will be, otherwise I'd be down...

heresy *blam* xd

>>53311033
>All this fucking gender bender politics and identity politics is a huge waste of time when there are major issues to discuss like immigration and economics.
I don't really mind them talking about it, I agree with them on a lot of stuff, but I agree with you about the important stuff. Genetics student, here, actively trying to stop humankind starving and breeding itself to death, so unless your particular identity has dramatically different nutritional needs then you're a tad irrelevant to my job. I'm pretty much always fairly left-wing, but I can't be bothered to navigate the minefield of these conversations, especially with one of the /pol/ autists in the same room. I'll just take a couple faux par where possible, even when my friends are about eighty percent non-heterosexual according to them. Of course, literally all of them are in hetero relationships, so I'm not sure if real or they're doing it to be trendy.

Anyway, about nine miles off topic. Anyone actually used the Ordinatus Minoris on 40k? I thought about converting a Reductor Sagittar out of a 1/144 Dora railway gun, since they're almost exactly the same size. Are they any good?

>>53309691
Jsj is gone.

>>53311107
Most people here in the US are neither on the extreme right or left, they are just too busy living life and trying to make payday to scream and shout about it, the ones who zealously care about politics are usually the most vocal and extreme

But this is a general for plastic bing bong toys and probably not the best place for that discussion, if you really wanna see some fireworks mention brexit when all the brits are still awake

>>53311136
That's beautiful anon, I'm happy for you.

My gf legit wants to start Orks.

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>>53311136
Good for you, anon.

>>53311125
http://youtu.be/HTbS8BEa1oI

Great Fleets! Great Discoveries!

>>53311139
Someone talk shit about the notebook, sailor moon, and tyranids, and whoever (you)'s them we will count as a girl, should be a decent way of polling

>>53311136
>GF better at painting than you

Top cuck. But at least you share a hobby which is nice.

>>53311194
You'd have better luck with Stranger Things, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, and Tyranids

Did they say there are not army specific detachments? As in you'll see a lot of ugly smushed together random shit from different armies?

Anyone know how the 40k scene around Kassel, Germany is? I'll be there for a month in June and July right when 8th drops and wanted to play some, I just can't tell anyone I painted my leman russes to look like Nazi tanks
I speak absolutely no German but I've heard that's no problem

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I miss her /tg/... So, so much...

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>>53311159
Honestly, seeing the world in a binary political pattern isn't helping much in the long run. Better to encourage understanding and cooperation, searching for what might get us all together toward common and profitable goals, instead of focusing on divisive opinions about sex, religion, wathever (like, for exemple, being triggered each time someone posts a vague allusion to homo-erotism or transexuality on /tg/)

But that's just my own two cents on the matter, of course.

>>53311227
No that's not what that means at all.

>>53311159
>be australian
Nah any chick who's willing to give me shit about my stuff is in. My bar is already high on so much other shit, if she's a cunt that's A-OK get on mah dick.

>>53311238
Context please.

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>>53311212
>tfw you make your friend watch JoJo and she calls it too dumb to watch despite her having watched shit like zatch bell, naruto, Evangelion, and a million high school Alice of life animes unironically and loving them
>tfw no JoJo watching waifu
>tfw were watching dragon maid through for the second time instead

>DON'T WORRY GUYS 8TH ED TOTALLY ISN'T AGE OF FAGMAR IN SPESS
Not buying it.

>>53311161
>Genetics student
What are your thoughts on CRISPR?
Actually super keen to discuss this shit.

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>>53311161
Fuck ! Anon, I remember your thread about how reengineering the human species. That shit was rad !
How are you doing right now ?

>>53311246
>Taboo
Nah just easily triggered and annoying as fuck.

>>53311207
I agree anon. It really is.
Fuck>>53311238

>>53311279
>This decrepit month old b8
Yawn
How's the WHFB general today?

>>53311136
>tfw no gf to paint my dudes in exchange for sexual favors
I love modeling. I hate painting with a passion though.

>>53311293
>trusting GayW

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>>53311278
>loving JoJo
>can't share those feelings with your friends because it's too weird of a manga/anime for them

I know your pain !

>>53311279
It isn't. Yet.
I don't see us having a 9th ed though.

>>53311279
Elaborate.

>>53311246
>bulk reply anon knows nothing about Germany other than what Breitbart tells him

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>>53311301
I love painting!
Gimme your $$$
Then I can actually buy an airbrush and stop thinning my paints with my tears

>>53311207
But Sailor Mars IS A CUTEEEE!!!!

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>When a worse ork army than yours is chosen for the Inner Circle

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>>53311317
>loving JoJo
>your friends love JoJo but only have seen the anime
>tfw you'll have to wait half a decade to talk about steel ball run with them
Why are JoJo fans still here? Just to suffer?

>>53311316
No difference, they're both annoying, whiny bastards.
I'm not the guy you originally replied to.

>>53311362
This is the only decent thing about being a Berserk fan - the adaptations either cover a third of the plot or are garbage so they lead people naturally into reading the manga.

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Does anyone here wanna actually talk about plastic toys?

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>>53311330
W E W
E
W

>>53311355

pictures please.

since pictures will have been taken.

if you do not provide pictures then i'll just assume you're lying.

>>53311364
Stop bitching and enjoy GS cock!

>>53311271
>>53311292
I too used to have a little university sweet heart, we bounded over 40k, she was Slaanesh and I was Tzeentch...
We dated over the course of 3 years and I was planning to ask for her hand in marriage at an enourmous event in our local hobby store that me and the store owner arranged so I could pop the question, everyone in the store was
going to be in on it except her! It was perfect!
She lived about 30 minutes away of the store and she drove a little Vespa...
She never made it to the store...

>son, stop being a massive cuck, you don't need no deity lording over you, be proud of who you are
>ABLOBLOBLO I HATE YOU DAD
>proceeds to become a slave to parasitic entities who feed him nothing but lies
What did Lorgar mean by this?

>>53311408
I would, but my army is frozen till new edition.

>>53311411
Generals was such a good game.

>>53311407
Being a anime only berserk fan must be miserable, you get to experience the golden age arc again and again
>friend starts berserk
>loves the black swordsman arc and is hooked
>waiting for him to get to the end of the manga and realize he has to wait a month at a time or longger for a chapter
>misery loves company

>>53311343
I'll think about it. I'm a bit too poor too commission anything atm.

>>53311408
I finished basecoating a few of my CSM before I deemed it too damn hot to continue. I'm really trying to resist the urge to buy all the bitz to remake my chaos lord the way I want him now that I know about modeling better but my chaos lord is also fully painted and looks good.

>>53311246
Essentially, I agree that they should be free to do whatever the fuck they want in private and be called whatever the fuck they want because it's hardly that big of a sacrifice.
The /pol/ thing was just because I don't talk politics much and don't really know about how to properly abbreviate "guy who degenerates into autistic screeching whenever LGBTAIBBQEIEIOetcetera is mentioned so I get bitched at for voicing any real opinion".

>>53311283

That must have been some other genetics anon, since I don't remember it. Always good to hear there's more of us.

>>53311280

Hyped about the permission given for British embryo modification, even restricted, honestly. Germline modifications will be blocked until the end of time in humans, for many good but irritating reasons. The mutagenic chain reactions they came up with a few years ago looks a lot more feasible if handled properly, mosquito sterility plague is only the first applications. Also, it's always funny to see the people's reactions when they simplify down the viral insertion procedure for some of the cancer treatments CRISPR has made feasible to "curing cancer by giving people HIV".

>>53311408

I don't know what else to talk about without getting mad about my armies.

>>53311408
I would anon but i cant find a subject and anyways i cant break the DA assblasting and the trap loving.

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>>53311291
I agree to disagree with you on this subject, then.

Indeed, I am an idealist. But that's merely because I firmly believe that mankind won't be able to surpass itself if it doesn't get its collective head out of its ass, and stop focusing on matters that are futile (yes, I think sex and religion are futile matters, because in the end, those things are all personal choices - caring about what other people do with their dicks or cunts, or what kind of god they believe in, isn't helping our species in any way, shape or form, it's just being an asshole for the sake of formless ideologies based on hate and fear).

Welp, enough philosophical ramblings for me tonight.

>>53311432
Vespa broke down?

>>53311408
No new news, what's there to talk about?

Today I finished 3 of my breachers. Only 7 more and my backlog is done.

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Speaking of which here's the winner of my inner circle, picture is shot because I had to snap it quick due to the manager being weird about people taking pictures
Probably will be tilted because I'm autistic

>>53311424
Nah, im just being salty

>>53311453
I saw an old lady once at my job, she was this temp worker, a little old lady probably 65 years old, with a fucking Berserk anime t shirt. I had to fucking triple take when I noticed. I never got the chance to talk to her about it because she never wore it again before her temp job ended and I felt it'd be too awkward to start the conversation without the shirt as a springboard.

>>53311228
If you got Nazi iconography on them you gonna get kicked the fuck out. We don't take that lightly around here.
As for the language, most Germans speak english reasonably well

>>53311458
But don't you think that some of the things people do in private may have adverse effects to the population as a whole? Is that not entirely out of the question?

>>53311473
The thing is that there are people who believe that what god they believe in makes them culturally superior. Likewise, homosexuality has adverse effects on population demographics. It is not futile when it risks wiping out your race as a whole. And it is not hate or fear, especially in regards to sex. Sex is a genuine issue these days. I can go more indepth if you want.

>>53311502
Holy fuck that guy is good at painting.

Getting the Deathwatch starter set on Saturday. What can I expect from the deathwatch in 8th edition?

>>53311432
That's really saddening, anon

>>53311502
>that orange portal
Hot fucking damn.

>>53311519
It doesn't have iconography I'm not autistic, just little stuff like pask being painted like a Nazi tank commander
And yeah my friend has been in Kassel for a year and he laughs when I say I'm worried about a language barrier

>>53311458
Was very curious to hear about the mosquitoes going away forever.
Not sure it'd be economically viable to bring it to the islands but hey, at least if they cause ecological devestation you can always steal some skeeters from the outskirts.

Heard a thing where they were just planning on making them malaria-immune though - but I don't have the best timeline on this crap.

If mass Trukks with wrecking balls becomes meta that would be hilarious.

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>>53311546
>>53311536
Here's the table next to it, they were first and second place

>>53311496
Nice. After ripping through my DE, I've got some Tau coming up for me. 3 crisis suits, hammer head, 3 stealth suits, fire warriors, drones, and the lenses and burst cannon on my **TRIGGER WARNING** single Riptide.

>>53311502
If bitches are bitches about photos, may want to black out the name.

>>53311527
>Homosex wiping out the human race

Well extinction by buttsex over extinction by nukes any day.

t. slaanesh

>>53311502
>tfw my name is Alan
>tfw I also play DE

Cool.