Warhammer 40k General /40kg/

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>>53311979
ferst for da WAAAGH!!!

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>>53311979

>>53311951
We'll all make it anon, always remember that a single word can change your entire life

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>when the Deepstrike is just right

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leaked pick of the new primaris marines

>>53311821 #
If we can make them work right, guaranteed, I totally agree with you there in both practicality and morals. However, we need to start research in humans with somatic mods to keep risk factors down. Hopefully they'll line the two programmes up so that we'll have shown the germline mods work on the mosquitos by the time they've got themselves a useful set of data out of somatic embryo experiments, but that mostly depends on luck and how much smarter people than myself can pitch to the ethics boards.

Have you read the Commonwealth Saga books? Pandora's Star is what got me to pick this field, or at least interested in it, and it's pretty much the genetic transhumanists wet dreams. Someday..
Sadly the only Socialist left gets himself killed, but can't have everything. He was kind of a dick, anyway.

>>53311826 #
STDs are not significantly more common in homosexual couples than heterosexuals, and there's plenty of ways to mitigate that. As for replacement rate, the current problem humanity has is that it's TOO FUCKING HIGH, you imbecile, and has put us on a surprisingly tight clock. Norman Borlaug bought us time, the badass motherfucker, but we need less people, not more.
As for other threats, climate change, nuclear war, resistant plague, bioweapons, ecological collapse, conventional war on a high enough scale, a sudden case of Skynet, some new superweapon, a grand physics experiment gone wrong and an invasion of zombie Einsteins are all much higher up on the list than Teh Ghey.

Now, I need sleep so bye, cool geneanon and idiotanon.

>>53312003
>vehicles can charge now
>deff rollas will be amazing again
>4 battlewagons with reinforced rams superglued in place

Just kill me lad

>>53311979
>tfw you realize Ahriman is Edward and his Thousand sons are his brother

>>53312064
BUilT eM KUSTOM

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these are sad generals

>>53312061
>giant robots with rifles
We gundam now

Are we having more autistic sperging closet faggots today than usual?

>>53312114
That beakie looks like I feel

>>53312121
No it's about the same as usual

>>53312114
Anon that's a trooper, not a general.

>>53312121
Yeah I think the mods are too busy plowing my girlfriend to ban them

>>53312114
That guy looks like me on my birthday : nobody around, and a sad face.

Now if only I too had a plasmagun ...

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>>53312064
>superglued in place
Easy to break, now plastic glue is a bitch to do-over.

Glad i bought three roll upgrade kits.

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>>53312119
Could be worse, we could be Evangelions
>giant robots with ghosts of relatives inside them

>>53312164
That's some dorky looking tonk. Did a space gorilla make it or something?

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>>53312164

My friend blew 120CAD on a set of Grot tanks.
Was this a good decision?

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RHINO/LAND RAIDER RUSH IS A GO! EVERYTHING WILL CHARGE, EVEN THE FUCKING RHINOS!

THE TIME FOR ASSAULT IS NOW!.

>>53312164
That's an adorable grot tank anon. Where are is the body from?

>tfw bought 2 knights
>am probably just going to sell them because need monies

At least they're still NiB

>>53312181
That picture makes me want to do up a Vickers independent as something orky.

>>53312187
Yes because he hasn't moved out of Canada

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>>53312191
Fucking FINALLY.

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Anon, you didn't show up yesterday. I hope you were busy and not that something bad happened.

Also, anyone still playing or are you guys getting everything ready for 8th? I'm considering just working hard on painting until 8th, especially after anon shamed me, but I do want to play a few more games.

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>>53312194
Only good use for that rolling turd.

>>53312228
I love the idea. Got a shit load of those turrets from the BW kits too.

>>53312159
My birthday are sometimes lonely and others complete debauchery.

I feel you my lonely anon.

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So I've missed the general thoughts on the new vehicles article, but at first glance it seems great for melee armies. I don't see any reason why you couldn't move forward with fast transport, which is probably at least T6 with 6+ wounds, unload the lads from inside, charge with the vehicle to eat the overwatch, since units hitting on 6's aren't going to take down something with a vehicles stats, and then charge in with the disembarked unit. So long as the vehicle survives the charge, which given the vehicle stats we've seen doesn't seem unreasonable, the disembarked unit won't face any overwatch at all.

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>>53312224
Waiting to now what the rules will be for each faction. Not that I have anyone to play with right now, but at least, 8th gives me the motivation to finally build/paint something. It's a good feeling.

>>53312191
NO MORE SPAMMING GRAV GUNS

I'LL BE PURGING HARD

>>53312224
I had a game today
2000 points of guard vs chaos
He was using his daemon prince for the first time ever and I was using the stormlord as my baneblade for the first time ever
We got to turn 2 and he had to go
I've never had bluer balls

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Call for aid: local playgroup just lost three members over a week left us with three dudes. We were planning on and still want to run either a Kill Team or SWA campaign before 8th hits. Anyone in the Western MA, CT area that would be interested? I promise we have no Eldar OR Tau

>>53312251
Oi kall da taktik "Shokk and Waaaugh"

>>53312272
>no eldar or tau
Dropped. Not gonna play with xenos bullying assholes.

>>53312224
I'm still painting my boys up but it's fucking unbearably hot so I lost the motivation to continue for now. I'm praying that tonight it'll cool down enough to try again.

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Your dudes may be better than that other anons dudes, but how long can they move within the frozen time?

>>53312302
If they have a half-decent librarian, as long as they want.

>>53312264
Full song pls anon

>>53312302
Why is there no Chronomancy discipline in 40k psyker powers?

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>>53312302
They won't ever move again, if you stab your opponent's hand.

>>53312286
B-but we've got Nids and Crons!

>>53312191

RIDE OUT WITH ME BROTHER

>>53312224
My LGS manager said it's actually been rough this month, noones buying models because of 8th, he was telling me that as I dropped $150 on some troop boxesthat will be good any edition and some other things I'd been putting off buying until work picked up so I don't have to have a guilty conscious

>>53312251
Multiple bits of kit that ork vehicles never used will be genuinely useful melee weapons now as well. Ork vehicles will actually be good at melee, not just there to eat overwatch.

>>53312338
What are you talking about, powerful psykers manipulate time all the time.

>>53312351
Weird. You'd figure now would be the time for new players to jump in with how they're streamlining everything. Then again with no concrete way of seeing how good something is before purchase I can see why they'd wait.

How do I run my deathwatch? Sorry if I'm gonna get annoying talking about them but I love them so much that I think I'll name every marine for deathwatch that I get. Should I create squads that are dedicated to doing a specific purpose, e.g a pure melee squad consisting of power swords and a dude with a heavy thunder hammer, and a heavy weapons squad with all my dudes equipped with heavy weapons like frag launchers etc?

>>53312373
I mean in the game. Not in the fluff.

>>53312338
Veil of time is the closest you can get and it's cheesy as fuck

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>>53312351
Well shit.

ANONS : TOMORROW, GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR FRIENDLY LOCAL GAMING STORE, AND SUPPORT IT BY BUYING SOMETHING ! THOSE ARE /tg/'s WISHES !

>>53312263
It is a good feeling. I'm really excited to have people who want to play 40k. At my store 7th seemed to bore people for the past 5 months, so they only wanted to play Sigmar. I'm happy that other people are excited.
>>53312268
That's rough, I know that feel well. I played against a Space Marine guy using the Gladius formation and we had that deployment where we are on the short table edges. We spent two turns driving and running close to each other and then he had to go. Basically nothing happened except movement and 2-4 potshots a turn.
>>53312291
It's hot as hell here too and our AC is broke. It was broke in the store too. Stay cool anon.
>>53312351
At least you were contributing, though I think he'd at least thank you for dropping a solid amount. I'm sure that's the case at our store too. People are waiting to see what models will be good. I've been trying to steadily support my local GW and I'm about to head over to order more Vostroyan models.

>>53312251

nein. overwatch is any amount of times now. Unless the charge is successful I guess.

Which decimated or destroyed chapters are going to rise from the ashes as Primarines?

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>>53312319
Not sure if I have enough talent to expand my meme to a full song

>>53312302
Well my dudes have Orikan the diviner in it who can go back in time so that would be a weird fight
>can we get a shoop of Kira falling back in time with Orikans head instead?

>>53312418
Space Wolves.

>>53312423
Have confidence anon!

>>53312374
I mean everyone is just waiting with the bluest fucking balls in tee world, hopefully if he can make rent this month he's bukkaked with money come June

>>53312418
We might get to see loyalist Dark Angels for the first time.

>>53312424
If you can get me a still image of the Bites the Dust trippy bit in the final episode of DiU I'll do it.

>>53312378
WE
DON'T
KNOW
YET

You can built for 7th ed optimisation but it may be complete garbage when 8th lands in a months time.

>>53312418

Blood angels.

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>be tall
>look like chad
>play full army of primaris marines
8th is going to be the best 40k edition

>>53312453
kek. Dark Angels are shit anon

>>53312453
(you)

>>53312453
DA are closet traitors

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>>53312061
Pretty good Knight conversion.

>>53312458
I'm sorry okay ;-;

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>>53312418
Lamenters (I-I hope)

>>53312351
I was worried about the games stores, and this kind of confirms my fears. However, there was a (relatively) recent MTG set so I guess they're doing fine with that for now.

When you buy from a GW store does most of the money go to the specific store, like McDonalds restaurants and such? The GW I go to has a really bro-tier guy running it.

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>>53312406
>walked into store because they were having 25% off in stock flash sale
>aka I can't make rent please help sale
>exactly what I'd been waiting on
>slam down $150 of boxes, paints, spray cans, brushes, and old blister packs id been eyeing
>"holy shit"
>thanks me and tells me of his troubles
I don't do things for praise of others, and I usually am an ebaying Jew, but that felt good man

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>>53312465
>Completely new, larger pattern of boltgun
>Exact same stats as a regular bolter using Kraken rounds

Cawl is a fucking fraud.

>>53312164
I have three deffrolla kits as well anon.. Time for a wall of death...

>>53312491
For now, do base assembly of bodies, heads, torso and backpack, clean them up, think up roles for the (heavy, assualt, tactical, specialist).

>>53312465
Cawl pattern? Really? I mean I don't know why I expected any kind of modesty or anything, especially not from that walking giant bucket of bolts. But still.......

>>53312454
On it, I know I have it saves somewhere...

>>53312411
>Unless the charge is successful I guess.
That's my point. What unit is going to kill a rhino or a trukk if it only hits on 6's. Vehicles are shown to have something like T6+ and 6+ wounds, even for the lightest stuff.

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Can this list survive a planetstrike match as defender?
I'm not sure with the sorcerer - either summoning demons for objectives or something to buff my troops against grey knights.

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>Drop Pods AND their cargo must deploy 9" away from enemy models
>Flamers have less than 9" range

Welp, there goes the saving grace of my Blood Angels Tacticals. Guess Pods are more suited to Primaris marines now. Feelsbad.jpg

Don't mind the year-old pic. Most of this is painted by now (except the pods themselves, because they're the last things in my army I'll ever paint).

>>53312511
kraken rounds increase range?

>>53312511
Until Cawl makes Belisarius rounds, which are Kraken rounds, for the new bolters

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>>53312418
Invaders

>>53312453
the twist is Luther was the one who was loyalist, DAfag

now kill yourself

>>53312560
Yup, heavier solid "slugs" with greater propellant charge.

>>53312465
>Cawl pattern bolter

Fucking kek.

I bet this nigga has his name printed straight across the the assplate of Robert's fancy new armour.

>>53312534
It's not the first time a mech-guy calls something after his name, Land comes to mind

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>>53312454
>when the space marines foil your aeon long scheme so you have to go back and try again

>>53312176
You just sold me a faction.

>>53312560
Yup, Kraken rounds right now are 30'' Str 4 AP 4 Rapid Fire. And since all weapons with AP 4 we've seen so far have been getting -1 AP, it is safe to say that the Kraken Round profile in 8th edition will be 30'' Str 4 AP -1 Rapid Fire 1

>>53312580
But irl doesn't s omething like a deer slug actually go shorter range because of its larger mass?

>>53312418
Not Lamenters. They're banned from recruiting for 100 years for their penitance crusade.

>>53312607
Are the lementers the most cucked faction?

>>53312559
Pods need to deploy 9inch away because the doors would wreck shit otherwise.

>>53312547
But you might not roll well enough, at which point you're kinda stuck with your junk in the wind, as you relied on that to keep your squishy units safe from overwatch. Its a good risk reward thing, even if its a bit too RNG for me. But i play breacher team tau, so I'm biased anyway.

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>>53312559
>>Drop Pods AND their cargo must deploy 9" away from enemy models
>>Flamers have less than 9" range

>mfw creating a 3" thick cordon of gunts around the big monsters to be safe against alpha striking meltadrops

>>53312607
Do you really think Roboute gives a fuck about that shit?

>>53312176
Sounds like a Chinese families worst nightmare.

>>53312599
>get in the wraithknight Shindari or we'll make Reidari do it again

>>53312583
I thought that was named for him, not by him after himself. If wellington had named the boots after himself, that would be a dick move, but someone naming it in honour of him........ Totally different kettle of fish

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Ok, who is ready for some 8th edition tank drifting ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsbOOPkmEGw

>>53312626
I mean, there's not really much risk. If you were going to charge them out of the transport anyway, you might as well charge the transport in first.

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>>53312586
Done

>>53312378
>How do I run my deathwatch?
You throw out your existing manlets and replace them with primarines. Deathwatch only takes the very best and the bar just got raised.

>>53312667
If the dejavu meme doesn't play in your head while you drift your transports instead of turning and moving them and then turning again I honestly don't want to play 40k with you

Does mark x armour have a nickname?

>>53312559

If your squad deploys out of the drop pod in cohesion, would that not make up for the extra inch...? I'm legitimately confused how it wouldn't work.

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>>53312654
Heck yeah
>also mfw tyranids will be good again

>>53312684
Thank you based basic ic editing skills anon, what faction do you play and I won't make fun of them for a week?

>>53312708
There are different types of Mk X armour. The one worn by the Intercessors is called Tacticus.

>>53312708
Chad Pattern

>>53312708
Chad-pattern

>>53312708
Chadplate

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>>53312718
Why is there so much Kyoote nid art out there? They are supposed to be disgusting space aliens that shoot parasitic worms and acid at people's faces

>>53312719
Let's just say I play every army in the game and none at the same time, shall we?

>>53312713
They cannot be placed within 9" of an enemy unit. Flamers have 8" range. How is this confusing?

>>53312607
Only until 012.M42. It's not really clear how much time has passed since the 13th Black Crusade, so they could be finished with it by now.

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>>53312742
I wonder.

>>53312742
science has been trying to determine why is it that ALL females are attracted to Tyranids, and as such make tons of cute tyranid puppy art

>>53312726
Source?

>>53312663
https://youtu.be/cl9vGpaIeBE

>>53312378
Deathwatch only really work in list tailoring situations, with dedicated squads. So keep melee squads being melee, and built to kill whatever you're facing off against. Same for tactical squads equivalents and devestator squad equivalents. With the exact same requirements. And good luck with the saves you'll be trying to make

>>53312768
The article on Primaris Marines plastered right on the front of the community page. Also today's live Q&A.

>>53312228
Maybe not anymore?
Maybe lightest tanks best meta

>>53312762
It is simple. Deep down in their genetic memory. Every women wants to be a brood mother.

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>>53312762
It's because GW stock photos tell them to anon

>>53312768
Check the Primaris Marines announcment on the community site.

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>>53312742
Parental instincts leaking through affection for "pets"

>>53312762
I think it's because Nids require no autismal fluff knowledge. Also they're more or less gender neutral.
They show up, they eat, they move on.

>>53312791
You guys have to admit, the girl playing Tyranids and the black boy playing DARK angels is legitimately hilarious.

>>53312785
They are good, nearing great units but shitty models.

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>gonna be out all night with friends
>0% chance of doing activities that could involve getting laid
>go on 4chan to browse /gif/ and /d/ to find good fap material
>end up going on /tg/ and shitposting about plastic models and farming (you)'s for 3 hours while watching cowboy bebop
>friends called and they are ready, still no fap
Does anyone else do this? It's pretty constant for me and it makes me question my life choices

>>53312202
I'll take them both for 115$ usd

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>>53312696
Fair enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

>>53312807
What models have the highest looks to good rules inequality?

>>53312822
Just stop masterbaiting

>>53312822
>having friends
Normie scum.

>>53312840
90% of Tyranids

>>53312822
Being invited out at night with friends?
Absolutely not.

>>53312762
Because deep down, all women want to do is devour everything in sight until they are a bloated mass, then move on to the next meal.

>>53312840
Mandarakes?
Rubric Marines?

>>53312828
That's actually not a bad deal, I'd sell you that if I had two knights anon

>>53312855
Well, in reverse. Some of the best looking models with the worst rules.

>>53312805
Quick question. How do you know its not the other way around? Is there more, than just the image?
Like is there anything else, to make you say that?

>>53312822
No, I don't have friends.

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>>53312775
Shit, I lost it
(Too bad that I can't find that "Gundam Tau" video... bandai copyright striked it to death, sadly)

>>53312867
fuckin kek

>>53312868
How do I know what's not the other way around?

>>53312805
>dark angels
He's playing ultra marines, I know you're just trolling but everyone knows DA players are gay not black

>>53312762
It is simple. Deep down in their genetic memory. Every women wants to be a brood mother.

>>53312883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaLsg3M7jOs
I just saw this one though. Holy crap this was hilarious.

>>53312039
>kek

>>53312840
Ogryns

>>53312822
>>0% chance of doing activities that could involve getting laid
Then ask them to do something where this could occur.

>>53312899
...Anon are you colorblind. Those are DA.

>>53312932
THey are fucking Salamanders

>>53312899
maybe he's both

we're past [current year] after all

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>>53312775
>sock puppet theatre
>The lowest tier of 40k memes
>eliphas the inheritor
>stupid
But I still kek'd

>>53312932
Then explain the Salamander markings!

>>53312942
>>53312950
Oh that's even fucking better, holy kek.

They are certainly not ultramarines though.

>>53312822
No, (you)s are as pointless as dubs and shitposting is a waste of capcha.

And all my friends are wargamers so when we wanna get boozed up we do it at home with comfy seating, good music, affordable alcohol to save money for more plastic.

>>53312950
>>53312942
CLEARLY THEYRE RAPTORS

>>53312822
I feel ya, anon. I feel ya.

>>53312904
*chuckle*

>>53312904
My sides

>>53312942
>>53312950
those are plague marines you lying bastards

>>53312965
>boozed up at home
fucking amerifats

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>all these space marines for sale on ebay

>>53312980
>Nobody tell him

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>>53312626
>But you might not roll well enough
Such is life with charging units. At least you've gotten a shot at charging your unit with no overwatch.

If the unit being charged has flamers and other anti-mob weapons you can charge with the vehicle. If they have anti-tank weapons you can charge with the disembarked unit, 1d6 wounds is still 1 wound to a slugga boy. Plus you can do something like pic related.

>>53312489
Yo that's fucking sick

>>53312986
They painted well?

>>53312791
>that nigger cadian on the right
kek

>>53312932
Oh shit I'm actually retarded
Ignore me, it's hard to concentrate while Tyrone is fucking my wife in the other room

In other news does anyone here every paint their dudes any other race but white? I think it's nice to mix it up sometimes, maybe like 1/10 or have a platoon of a different ethnicity to show they're from another area of that world

>>53312987
fuck you buddy those are actually Aurora Chapter marines

>>53312041
Don't be a sperg and treat your girl right and eventually she'll want to play because it's bonding time with you and it makes you happy. It's a two way street though, you'll want to do her dumb girly hobbies just to get closer to her. At least, while you can. Before the diagnosis.

>>53312996
Ahahahhahaha holy fucking shit I never realized one of the cadians was a fucking nigger

This stock photo is still fresh a month later.

How will the Legion of the Damned become Primaris? It's that or be squatted during the phase out.

>>53312985
>he doesn't get comfortably tipsy on €3 wine with his friends at home to save money before hitting the pubs

>>53313010
Depends anon, what LotD theory do you subscribe to?

>>53312932
>>53312942
>>53312950
>>53312959
>>53312967
>>53312980
>>53312999

Theyre actually Alpha Legion, Muahahahahahahah, Just as planned

>>53313013
That is the correct way to do things.
Emperor bless your rolls.

>>53313010
I bet Legion of the Damned will just conveniently be the same size as primarines when their models get a new plastic release.

>>53313000
jesus christ dude

...checked though

>>53313032
>tfw every space marine army is actually alpha legion in disguise
feels bad

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>>53313000
>not sharing common interests
You are doing it wrong.

>>53312996
>>53313009
Just go and stay go.

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>>53313053
>the word nigger is /pol/
Anon...

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>>53312996
I painted a couple dark skinned brothers for my Cadians, It adds some nice variation and chances for me and my friends to make edgy racist jokes occasionally
Here's him before I fixed his eyes and added some highlights so he looks a bit possessed

>>53313053
>any girl unironically wants to play Autism & Asspulls feat. the unwashed 400 pounder from the FLGS

>>53313044
Probably powered up by the warp like the chaos marine range will be

>>53312064

Throw it in your refridgerator or even freezer. Wait for an hour. The cold makes the superglue ridged but brittle, meaning it breaks easily compared to the plastic that is flexible with a high yeild strength. So long as you didn't absolutely cover the peices with glue you should be able to break them off.

>>53312251
Don't mind toughness
Dislike no facing

Very much not "still recognisably warhammer 40k"

>>53313078
THICC

>>53313010
They might stay Old Marines, though. Just be unique as old style, mini marines, as their personal style. I think I'd actually prefer it, as any way of making them primarines would mean they have to explain the LoD, which just ruins them. Best way I can think to do it is to squat them, and create Not!LoD of primarines, and thats complete bullshit

>>53313072
Kek'd though

>>53312993
PRO PAINTED, obviously.

>>53311979
I'm going to imagine all of the Primaris Marines sounding like Alphonse thanks to you.

No, really: thank you.

>>53313078
WE WUZ CAYDEEANS N SHIET

>>53312399
No?
It's their marketing practice. If they wanna hype & boom they should expect a drop in sales beforehand
Is just a consequence of how they're selling 8th

So no more scout marines since marines are now vat grown to primaris? No more unique training/implantation between chapters?

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> The Emperor wakes up(probably because Cawl invented a custom dreadnought for him) and is handing out Banana stickers to his most deserving imperial servants

Who gets one?

>>53313123
>Cadians lived near the eye of terror
>they're skin was dark to help resist chaos energy constantly bombarding the atmosphere
>Cadians were quite clearly black

>>53312667
My tanks drift in 7E. I don't see why you wouldn't take advantage of transports to drop your dudes off a full 12" in one turn.

That said, I REALLY hope my Leman Russ still gets to shoot if it moves out of combat. I want to play Ram-shoot-ram all day long! With Heavy Flamers! And a Demolisher Cannon!

>>53313091
Thx anon

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>>53313078
THIN YOUR PAINTS

>>53313146
>Malcador's monument on Terra :(

>>53313150
>cadians were actually superior black men with highly advanced culture and civilization until they were oppressed by the evil whitey Abaddon the Despoiler

>>53312828

Gimmie deets and we can talk. Are you US based?

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>>53313113
Sonotori.

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>>53312904
>mfw the bluies ride into battle with waifus and jpop

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>>53313137
Your Flgs, not your local GW. Reading comprehension, please.

>>53312840
The Dark Eldar line.

>>53313143
Given that old marines can be upgraded to numarines, scouts will be needed to make old marines to make into numarines. As stupid as that whole thing and flowcharty level of how the hell does this work, it does make a certain kinda sense, and a way to keep snipers in the codex.

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>>53313167
>tfw he's probably completely forgotten

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>>53313157
>>53313104
Yeah we was a "tester" model to try out a new scheme, I went for quality over quality, I cleaned him up a bit but he's still not great

WiP Nork for scale

>>53312985
Why would i pay triple for a shitty alcohol selection with awful music, sticky floor and a stanger alternating between trying to start a fight and puking on my shoes?

>>53313222
You should have made the ogryn nigger

more because dark skin tones work better on larger surfces than anything

>>53313222
>AYO MUHFUGGA WHICH WUNNAVUS HAS DA LOWAH SAT SCOAH?

>>53313082
>Doesn't matter if she has cancer.
>Perfect relationships come with a shelf life
>Thankfully so does she

Am I the only one who unironically enjoys all the demigod angst and family drama in 40k?

>>53313260
Probably not, but I'm not among such people

>>53313234
Yeah but Nork is white in the lore, I think when I buy my next box of ogryns I'll throw a black one in so he can pleasure the commanders wife better than him with his superior genes

>>53311979
Imagine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV4Q-RSQCq0
Ork warkoptas' filled with lootas, choppa boyz and flashgits. With Kommando(seal kulbaz) scouting parties with flamers charging out of the water and undergrowth and supported by blitz bombers and jakka jets. All flying in to stomp on some blueberry pansies in their silly mechs.

If orks don't suck in 8th should I make this reality?

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>>53313000

>>53313260
I enjoy it but I wish it wasn't THE central storyline focus, especially in 30k
I play guard so I avoid all that horse shit

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>>53312191
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>>53313260
It takes a lot away from the "your dudes" approach. How will the battles my dudes ever matter if Robot Gorillaman zips around the galaxy, stomping every enemy of man into the ground? I guess it's okay for an Ultramarines player, but everyone else really doesn't get much out of the whole Gathering Storm.

>>53313276
As long as you enjoy being in that kind of shit, man

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>>53313278
I think it would be awesome.

>>53313235
>Turns out at least one Ogryn planet is filled with tactical pariahs because maintaining control of a large group of lawless, honorless assholes fighting other groups of lawless, honorless assholes is actually really difficult.

Ogryn fucking Mafia!

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>>53313278

>>53313222
>Nork for scale
>but why?
By the way Jesus ogryns are pretty big guys
Digits confirm based black sergeant will go places

>>53313314
>ogryns confirmed higher SAT scores than niggers

>>53313053
>being casually racist on 4chan means you're from /pol/ (whatever that means)
It's still shitposting but when did this site fill up with newfags?

>>53313310
Relax! There's a whole 50% of the Imperium your dudes could inhabit completely unaffected by Primaris Marines, Gulliman, or Crawl!

>vehicles can share units
>i can fit 2 command squads with 5 heavy flamers inside a Repressor
>10 heavy flamers

MY BODY IS READY

>>53313346
Holy fuck, is this the true purpose of the Imperium Nihilus?

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>>53313346
But what if Sanguinius comes back?[/]

>>53313310

The battles guilliman himself participates in are a tiny amount of all the battles in the galaxy.

You can still forge the story of your mans.

>>53313338
Summer is here in some places I suspect.
Also I suspect people are on edge after the previous thread, in which we had the "death of humanity and the white race by bumfucking" guy.

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>>53313314
>Greasy Italian ogryns with accents
>run protection racket on a hive world
>wear enormous suits and eat spaghetti
I can get behind this, what game system would work best to Rp this?

>>53312064
You're an ork player. You should be used to converting and reconverting parts. No matter how badly you fuck it up, the worst that can happen is you need to do a bit of cleanup with sandpaper.

>>53313346
>Setting has a big dividing line across it
>One side has primarines, returning primarchs, hero-hammer, Tau, and general nobledark
>Other side has the Blood Angels about to get swallowed up by Tyranids, a large swath of Orkspace, Daemonic invasions, and is cut off from support leading to more grimdark than ever

Huh

>>53313338
/tg/ it's among those boards that receive a lot of new blood

the people perpetuating the "you don't need the other boards anymore" meme are the kind that never really ventured on the other boards of 4chan

>>53313367
They need zoot suits.

>>53313361

Rejoice in his glory.

>>53313336
>Still trying to turn this thread into /pol/ when we've just invented the Space-Ogre-Mafia.

Some people will never have sense of class. Pray for them, people.

>>53313393
There is nothing /pol/ about making racist jokes you dumbass. kys

>>53312176
So that's why I always thought wraith armies sounded cool.
And maybe with the new edition I won't be called a waacfag for buying some.

>>53313381
>where I live zoot is slang for weed
>confused for a second before google
Ogryn rippers are basically giant tommyguns so this could totally work

>>53313359
>>53313346
I wanted this to be the case but it was said Blood Angels can still use primaris marines.

>>53313409

You'll always be a fag, though.

>>53313367
CARM! CARM!

>>53313416
Perhaps a company of them were on this side of the galaxy to try and get to cadia to help out, but then got caught away from Baal?

>>53313310
only if you are utterly devoid of creativity. do you think GW should write stories every single time someone fields a legendary hq? use your imagination man.

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>>53313382
I guess I can live with that.
On a somewhat related note, why is Sanguinius best birdboy, but Blood Angels do absolutely nothing for me?

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>>53313413
>>53313367
I will pay internet money, not real money though, for someone to draw a prohibition era Italian mobster ogryn with a ripper tommygun hybrid

There are a couple of heavily defended paths into the Imperium Nihilus

>>53313175
Yea, if you got a throwaway email I'll hit you up.

>>53313438
Because Blood Angels lost the angel theme for a gay vampire theme and are basically nothing like their primarch.

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>>53313452
[citation pending]

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>>53313413
I like it, they could be a warband for SW:A.
Protecting their local territory.

>>53313346
Which reminds me, say I want to make a my dudes chapter on the Dark Imperium side. Can I use Primaris Marines or do I have to count-as normal marines?

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>>53313313
>>53313321
I LOVEZ DA SMEL OF DAKKA N DA MORNIN
>Lets hope 8th doesn't suck ass.

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>when those racists smartasses are out of containment again

>>53313482
I like how one of the buttons is an upvote symbol. Really makes me think.

No one reply to the retard trying to derail the thread.

>>53313482
>reeeee only family jokes allowed
Great post. Very 40k

>>53313497
Those are actually called "arrows".

>>53313482
>you can't call people names

next time we will not be allowed to call people fags or orks greenskins?

>>53313459
Sounds fair enough. Super Space Vampires sounds quite neat as a concept for Space Marines, but It really doesn't match well if their primarch is an angel.

>>53313482
>>53313497
Also note how the filename is an imgur filename.
You can't make this shit up folks.

>>53313517
>button is orange
>and has the exact same proportions as the reddit upvote symbol
What a coincidence!

>>53313470
>even better ogryns are actually mercenaries in that game
>eh if youz steel legion mooks wanna make it through safe and sound you do well to hire wonna myz guyz, I ain't sayin wed to anything to stop you but maybe hand over a little o dat promethium and my boyzll make sure no accidents happen capisci?

I envy /co/ sometimes.
40kg could do with a month's forced hiatus.

>>53313533
You seem to know a lot about reddit symbols, you redditor

>>53313533
Up until now I didn't know reddit had upvote arrow thingies.
The shit you learn on 4chan.

>>53313413
Anon, Rippers are S5 "Ogryn-Proof" shotguns. Consider that

>>53313482
You're clearly just trying to fan the flames anon

>>53313544
Reminds me of the army racket routine the Pythons did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm5mtpPtW1Q

>>53313558
Automatic drum fed shotguns
Enough dakka to make an ork blush

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>mfw when /pol/tards must all be closeted redditors
>mfw I never set foot on reddit in my entire life

>>53313551
Dude, what do you think the upboat meme is referring to? The reddit upvoat symbol is one of the biggest criticisms of the site in general and one of the reasons it's a boogeyman on 4chan.

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>>53313548
>I envy /co/ sometimes.
Ugh, I know. These other boards are very problematic.

>>53313533
It's yellow and left facing.
Sad when people can't see things from any perspective but their own.

>>53313592
See >>53313072
And before you say anything, no, /pol/ did not exist in 2008.

>>53313594
I knew they had upvotes, did not know they had a particular symbol for it.
Chill man, I don't use Reddit.

>>53313600
Why are your glasses without prescription lenses?

>>53313454

[email protected]

>>53313574
Are they supposed to be Italian or chavs?

>>53313603
The lighting of the image makes the color highly debatable and the angle the animation is in makes it look like it's facing upwards.

All about perspective my dude.

>>53313629
He's not actually myopic, he's doing it to try and make up for his ableist eyesight privilege.

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>>53313615
Or DO YOU

>daily reminder to report any racist jokes outside of /pol/, thank you for your cooperation

>>53313635
Italians.
Hence Dino and Luigi.

>>53313367

GABAGOOL

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>>53313670

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>>53312399
I bought a predator cause I just got some cool reinforced armor and marine commanders from forgeworld to make a command tank.

I wonder what vehicle upgrades like extra armor are gonna do now?

Also pound is starting to climb again. Was 1.22 last I ordered, now it's 1.29. Somebody make the pound more uncertain or strengthen the dollar, please.

>>53313653
So do you spend time on the thread and get board and decide to try and crash it, or do you just jump on it for the first time and immediately try and bring it down?
I'm genuinely curious because the /pol/-leddit posting always starts with no preamble

>>53313469
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/05/16/new-warhammer-40000-the-dark-imperium-may16gw-homepage-post-4/

It says that there are a couple of temporary warp routes into the Dark Imperium, the Indomitus Crusade is going to be going through them.

It's not going to be it's own isolated mini setting.

>>53313600
What other boards?
Did you have a stroke trying to force a meme too hard?

>>53313690
He got triggered by peoples' usage of the word nigger.

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>>53313689
You make the hobby proud.

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>>53312019

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>>53313709
Yeah but now one or two guys are fanning the flames of both sides it's pretty clear, I guess they just saw the opportunity and jumped at it to watch the thread burn? Or maybe I'm overthinking it
Pretty soon we'll summon false flagging anon and things will really go downhill

>>53313690
It's pretty meta shit, that's the era we live in.
First there was /pol/.
Then there was offended people.
Then /pol/ was offended at offended people taking offense.
Then offended people were offended at /pol/ getting offensive by being offended at their offense.
Then a bunch of other schmucks realized this was a great way to get (you)'s.

Shitposting, the saga continues.

>>53313452

You can see them on the god damn map.

I'm sure we can all agree that Dark Angels are super gay.

>>53313738
Who knows really.

>>53313681

Hey Tone

gonna have to watch through the sopranos again over the summer

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>>53313740
War... has changed

>>53313760
Well, what do you think the Lion is doing for 10,000 years in the depths of the Rock, surrounded by burly men in bathrobes, all in the dark?

>>53313769
the scene where tony finally understands how far gone uncle junior is, heart breaking stuff.

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>>53313702
>What other boards?
All other boards obviously. I'm glad /co/ is free from all the shitlords on this website.

>>53313774
>tfw all the shitposters are actually a network of ban evading AIs designed to start an eternal war based off of controlled opposition
THE SHITPOST ECONOMY

>>53313760
Truly a unifying statement
>but are traps gay?

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>>53313774
War never does.

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>>53313796
>nah, they are pure

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>>53313783
Loyalist things of course

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>>53313795
>*masculine growling* The shitpost...economy? Sounds like a plumbers job

>>53313796
Does it have a masculine or feminine penis?

>>53313794

what are these people and where do you find them?

>that absolute void of intelligence in his eye

>>53313760
>t.dogfucker

>>53313816
>the tactical arrow goes both ways

>>53313819
>Snake! Watch out! The guys who stole my ban evasion tech are in the same thread as you!

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>>53313824

>>53313454
>>53313633

I just remembered that one only lasts an hour

[email protected]

>>53313738
>>53313761
Can we have some kind of space invasion false flag that brings the nazis and Jews together for a unified threat Enders Game style?
Or maybe one day the emperor will rise up and we can all unify around/ unify in hatred toward him?

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Welp, it seems that Slaanesh suddenly blessed this thread.

How good are Sicarian Ruststalkers in actual play? I'm collecting Skitarii, but I have a lot of difficulty trying to see value of fitting those points into my list

>>53313867
there's a little slaanesh in all of us

>>53313832
Thats Adam Koebel, co-creator of Dungeon World.

>>53313842
So would the big boss be Moot in this situation?
Since he's kinda the blaim for all of this even though he tried to stop it

I just want to talk about plastic toys moving across a table. why does traps and shit have to infect everything.

>>53313892
https://twitter.com/skinnyghost
Jesus christ this guy's twitter is a shitshow

>>53313892
Just googled dungeon world
This shit sounds horrifyingly generic.
How the fuck did it win awards?

>>53313725
Tanks, anon. I'm pumped for my twinlinked razorbacks in 8th. Mech marines best marines.

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>>53313892
Maybe there's a reason why I hate PBTA games, after all.

>>53313902
>hotwheels is liquid snake
>hiroshimoot is venom snake
holy fugg