Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1497: Dancing Robot Frogs In The Rain Edition

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Why Is poison and disease magic the best?

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>>53245930
Nurgle please leave.

>>53245930
It is not.

>>53245930
Baka, dimensional magic is the best.

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>>53245965
No, time magic is.

>>53245941
>>53245955
>>53245965
>Not creating retroactive lethal AIDS and reducing the world population to an average age of 13 as billions die, plunging the world into a dark age and making everyone fear sex.
I guess you could blow up a planet or something but that isn't as fun.

>>53245930
Because for the majority of human history, people thought poison and disease actually were magic, so there's a strong thematic link ready to be taken advantage of.

>>53245930
Jump of that pic when.

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Generic dungeon
22 yo male
Northeastlands
Overlord 900
When youre evil free
A father to your minions 800

Dungeon heart
Core free

Themes
• Natural 800
• Outside 700
• Jumpers theme free

Advanced themes
• Dungeon towns 400

Facilities
• Inn 300
• Spa 150
• Library -50

Monsters
• Special qualities x3 -200
○ Status haxors
○ Smart
○ Humanoid form
• Adaptability -300

Perks
My art is dungeons -500
True maze -650
House of leaves -850
Magic integration -1050

Items
Consequence tablet -1250
Tablet of law -1650
Dungeon chests -1700

Drawbacks
Dungeon wars -1100
Plucky adventurers -900
Public enemy number 1 -700
Adventurers guild -500
Mating octopi -300
Innefectual -100
Glitchy 0

I think Im just going to make ecosystems and all in my dungeons and abuse the creature spawn function with evo perks.

>>53246013
My jumpmaker slave is busy working on New Phyrexia at the moment. Perhaps after

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What are your favorite canon companions?

>>53246109
Satan.

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>>53246184
.... And I forgot the document like a moron.
Alright, take two!

>>53246109
oh man, don't ask me to choose between my daughter-in-law and my Lord Marshall of the armies/drinking buddy...

>>53246193
What stuff?

>>53246193
Let the wincest commence.

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So, I made a build for The Irregular At Magic Highschool over here: >>53245941
And in it, I took the Super Sue Tatsuya drawback, along with the Emotion Dampener drawback, so Tatsuya overshadowing me all the time didn't bother me as much! ... as much.
And I mostly used the jump as an excuse to steal magitech notes and shit. But what I DIDN'T say was that eventually I got tired of that, what with Tatsuya, and the Rival, and the Oniisama, and decided to just attack the world with robot armies.

I wasn't the face of that, mind. That would be a good way to get deconstructed. And I didn't necessarily even set out with the task to kill Tatsuya. Just to fuck up his day.
So I just sortof wound them up and said "go destroy this planet", and they were like, "Okay!", and then hung out on the sidelines. And if the IRC's dice roller is any indicator, apparently this was alarmingly effective!
Like, "80% of the world is now dead," effective.
That's pretty neat. I wasn't even planning for that.

So, /jc/, I just wanted to ask...
What's a good aesthetic for this robot army? I want it to be non-obvious that I'm the one pulling the strings, so I figured I'd ask people who weren't me.

As a more generalized question, what's your favorite minion design? What do your minions (assuming you have any) look like?

what are some of the more reliable ways to kill an Endbringer out of worm? I get that something like Sting pretty much lolnope's their durability, but having to hit them when they can move as fast as they do makes that a bit impractical.

>>53246285
Necrons. They are more or less the definition of unstoppable force once they get going. And I don't see the deconstructing thing really working on them, if it works like people said it does that is. Cause turning Necrodermis into energy would just let the Necrodermis absorb energy and grow more of itself.

>>53246301
Some sort of dimensional portal, just throw them in there and they'll never be a problem again. Otherwise anything that can hit the core, or attacks that ignore defenses.

>>53245988
Time is a dimension.

>>53246264
I took into account the various questions and commentaries in the past few threads.
What changed is in the changelog.

>>53246325
Aside from Umineko, I don't think there is a place that offers that kind of dimensional manipulation. And even then the best stuff is locked until the chain is over.

>>53246285
I'd suggest just having them be Zeon mobile suits from Gundam. Give everyone the bizarre experience of a cartoon from a hundred years ago attacking them. Plus, Zeon is the embodiment of WW2-era Japan's ultranationalism, so throwing that at Mahouka's version of Japan would be amusing.

>>53246389
What were those, though? Not everyone wants to open that up and ruin their tab history and have to obsess over the asymmetry.

>>53246301
Hitting them with Chevalier's sword, then swapping to a different weapon once he reaches the core. His weapons tend to break down in areas subject to dimensional overlapping effects, since they're based in such effects themselves, so he can't actually destroy the core. It's also why they can't use Sting on his sword to make a super ultra-sword. But he can open up the armor to let you attack the core with other means.

>>53246448
Changelog:
V0.2: Added a glossary of terms. Added Improbable Alliance drawback. Added location, background and age table and rolls. Can buy Superpower User multiple times. Added Canon Companion option.

>>53246479
Thank you.

>>53246193
Whats this?

What kind of maids do you have jumpers?
Homunculus, robot, clone, golem, broke rivals you laugh in the face of while slapping with wads of cash?

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>>53246534
Fucked up the file

>>53246551
Green ones.

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>>53246534
>>53246534

Finally a question for me, I have many types of maids Homunculus, Robot, Human,Alien,Vampire, Combat Maids and the number of my Maids are only growing. I spent over 600cp in Overlord to get more maids and turned the companion you get from the scenario into a head maid

>>53246301
How's your magic? Plenty of spell combos that can take down an Endbringer, with or without Sting.

Has anyone ever gone and recreated organisations from previous jumps in the current
For example I usually recreate Vault Tec minus the evil namely in the halo jump

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>>53246285
I've always been fond of B1 droids.

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>>53246285
>>53246744
The old-school Cylon Centurions are cool, too.

>>53246193
Only a minor complaint, but why is the 100CP item for the Born-Specialized origin the aura glasses? Aren't they pretty much useless if you aren't hypersensitive to them, which isn't offered in the jump anyway?

>>53246775
Hmmm, good point, will add a HUD function to them to solve that for next update.

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>>53246285
Weaponised Xeno-daughterus that fight for truth, justice and the pursuit of happiness.

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>>53246109
I just haven't reached her yet.

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>>53246534
>>53246551
I guess the Dolls from Nechronica who run my Hot Springs Hotel could be classified as maids. I've never really thought of them that way, but they do have the delightful habit of bringing me snacks and drinks when I'm in the middle of research or experimentation.

They'd be classified as a kind of Homunculus, though all prefer to use their regular Human bodies when not faced with combat. Except Ursula. But she's an odd duck. At least all those tentacles come in handy for servicing the boiler and pipes.

As for their dress, most prefer #7 or #8 while on duty to fit in with the motif of the Hot Springs Hotel itself. That said a few prefer to stand out from the crowd a little bit, so there are examples of #3, 4, 5, 10, and 12 running around.

>>53246285
>Good aesthetic for robot army
I'm still a fan of the diesel-punk design, so strap some giant engines to their back and have them belch black smoke everywhere. Of course, you don't have to have the engines actually /do/ anything. Watching someone's face fall when they realize the glaring, obvious weakness is, in fact, a waste of time if not a trap is just all kinds of fun.

>Minion Design
I heavily favor Golems integrated with Doll and Kamen Rider technology. It's a bit of an odd mix, but I'm finally smoothing out the aesthetics of it thanks to extended practice during Ogre Battle. But I don't use them in any kind of large scale fashion. Right now I'm planning to seed the Hot Spring Hotel gardens with them, disguised as topiary, to act as security.

>Current Minions
I picked up "I can buy my own insurance now!" from FLCL and constantly forget I even have the ability. So yeah, I have minions, but they mostly hang out in non-reality since I never call on them. They're just people though, if highly trained combatants, so their usefulness is rather limited in any situation where I need to hit an "Oh shit!" button anyways.

>>53246193
How would Flash Cast's ability to only handle spells that use a single system affect out-of-setting magic that's been converted to this setting's magic?

>>53246285
>As a more generalized question, what's your favorite minion design? What do your minions (assuming you have any) look like?

I use and abuse the ability to spawn undead. A skeleton army with more mass then a planet is super useful.

Althoughto be honest the only real minion I keep around is my maid from overlord, shes not a companion but she is unbelievably loyal and super good at her job.

Ive been teaching her fo cultivate for the last 50 or so jumps, her main job is to just take care of the bar whenever I am gone and she is very good at it.

>>53246193
I want to take Regrowth and use it with perfect timing to counter the protagonist's ability long enough to get into close range and punch him in the face.

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>>53246193
Drawbacks: Unwanted Attention, Rival, Egalite (1800)

Rolled First Magic Highschool

Magic Engineer, age 16

Magical Coding (Free)
Magic Processing Power (1700)
CAD Tuning (1500)
Taurus Silver (1200)
Strategic-Class Magician (600)
Spell Compendium (Free)
Flash Cast (0)

Blink. A window to the past opens. Interesting how all magic is, theoretically, universally achievable if only your Eidos comprehension and Psion awareness are advanced enough. So that's how it's done. How very...c'tanlike.

I give it a shot, and erase my contact information from the Blanche databases. On my way out, I curse my recruiters with magical ability.

After that, I'll give Tatsuya a hand with that perpetual energy reactor he's struggling with; in theory, all that thing needs is a faster Loop Cast-equivalent. Maybe take a note or two from Divine Earth Magic to automate the process with "independent information bodies" (read: spirits)?

Nah. That's probably the solution to the third puzzle, actually. So yeah, I'll just be solving magic puzzles and maybe inventing some of my own to challenge the local magitech community (read: Tatsuya), like seeing if they (read: he) can emulate Adamant Circle Sorcery with this psion stuff.

...is there anything pressing that Tats doesn't solve when he gets round to it?

>>53246534
I've evolved beyond maids. My stuff cleans itself as a timeless monument to eternal perfection. And good hygiene.

Any perceived maids are probably companions playing silly buggers.

>>53246285
>onisama's sister dies from a lethal STD in front of him, while they're both slowly suffocating
>she probably tries to make a proper love confession before magic Jumper AIDS claims her life

[muffled Komm Susser Todd in the distance]

>>53246730
My go-to mystic conspiracy is a personalised Librarians of Time and Space branch. I am a member, after all. Plus, the Library of Eternity gives me a fairly secure hideout to coordinate from.

Where was that perk that made all your perks genetic in nature?

>>53247146
There is something like that in discworld but I dont know of anything that makes all your powers genetic.

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>>53247088
Wouldn't it be quicker/more CP-saving to use illusions to scramble his perception of your Eidos? From what I understand the magic here tends to go haywire if the other caster can't properly see what you're doing.

>>53246285

>favourite design

Form over function in all things-although these days, form has a function of it's own. I lean towards old testament-style angels with a biomechanical twist mainly because light, theomechanism and order are easier to harmonise with my Essence when coordinating attacks-and also an even balance between creation and destruction. All the cleansing light has the bonus of knocking out any malign influences in the way.

I usually tailor-purpose other things for their tasks. I modify summoned Great Ones to be closer to the lifeforms whose dreams I want them to influence, for example. At this point I'm beyond robotics; I prefer to imbue a technological template as a platonic ideal encoded into a spirit, so it can self-optimise when running infrastructure instead of being limited by it's form.

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Do rare candies do anything to people?

I really just dont remember if it ever comes up in the games or shows.

Could I use them as enhancement drugs for xianxia style cultivation or possibly use them to increase the abilities of my folllwers?

Would it be a bad idea to teach certain pokemon how to cultivate? (Im looking at you dunsparce)

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So where did you punch him in the face jumpers?

>>53247250
Who?

>>53247250
> where did you punch him in the face
I dunno, the eye? Those look like pretty big targets.

>>53247255
Griffith.
He's a guy who basically sold his friends to demons to become a chaos god. Then he rapes his best friends lover in front of him for refusing to be his property.

>>53247282
And what series is this? Guessing from the filename, Eclipse?

>>53247311
Do you seriously not know Berserk? That's pretty much impossible if you're regularly browsing 4chan.

>>53247227
According to an interview in Game Informer, a human eating a Rare Candy would be like eating dog food, and might taste bad, and give you a stomach ache.
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2012/11/23/pok-233-mon-39-s-burning-questions.aspx

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>>53247311
Berserk, you dingus. How new to /tg/ are you if you haven't absorbed that bit of culture, even if by osmosis only?

>>53247053
First I'm going to assume that by
>out-of-setting magic that's been converted to this setting's magic
you mean using conjoined conjures or something similar, and I'd also have to mention that the limit of Flash Cast is only how many effects can be stacked in a single spell (the anime used transporting an egg as an example, to move an egg you'd need at least 2 effects (the propuslion and stop) to prevent the egg from getting smashed), it would mean that the more effect ou have stacked into a spell the harder it is to memorize it and use Flash Cast on it.
If you meant something else, then please be a little more clear with your question.

>>53247121
Yay another build! Also,
>On my way out, I curse my recruiters with magical ability.
Don't you mean 'disability'? Because otherwise it would be weird.

>>53247389
Do we have regular /tg/ threads that are devoted to Berserk? I'd be more surprised if someone didn't know about 40k.

>>53246534
Every kind.

>>53246193
Is there any reason why normal Magicians aren't able to see and understand activation & magic sequences? Because I'm rather strapped for points already, so I was wondering if Mimic from The Legend of Zelda would be able to fulfill the same function:
>Whether you're fighting the ultimate foe or studying under a wise old mentor, you're able to understand the nature and method of any technique or spell performed before you--if you survive it. Afterwards, so long as you have the power, ability and resources necessary, you know how to replicate it. However, you do not get the muscle memory required to use it on the fly. That takes training.

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Jumpers, who is your biggest/most annoying fan?

>>53247470
Well, Egalite is against magic, so he probably assumed that they wouldn't actually want to have magic. But iirc most of them would be pretty happy.

>>53247389
Not him but I have been on tg for years, I dont know what the fuck berserk is.

Is it an anime or something?

Not everyone knows all your autistic likes and thoughts. If you want people to get interested make a jump.

>>53247573
There is a jump.
It's a classic manga/anime. How you haven't heard of it in 4chan of all places is surprising.
>>53247541
The one in the ceiling. I don't think anyone would stick with jumper other than deranged cultists and suicidal people anymore.

>>53247514
Well Activation and magic Sequences really are just huge blocks of code and text/numbers and CADs are capable of processing those in fractions of seconds, so instantly reading and decoding them would be the same as being able to instantly read a wall's worth of text/coding written in the green text coding from Matrix. Technically doable, but practically impossible.
And from your greentext, I'll say that yes, Mimic from LoZ would work.

>>53247568
They don't really want the end of Magic but supposedly they want the end of Magic-based discrimination, which is mentioned in the wiki to not really exist.

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>>53247470
>>53247568
>>53247675
>try to curse an organization with an ironic bigot punishment
>accidentally restored their smiles and optimism

Well, shit.

I guess it's springtime for sword girl and the Egalites.

>>53247541
I didn't notice how similar Conrad and BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA look until that pic. Huh.

And that would be Ms. Yxes the 12th dimensional imp. Who had an annoying tendency to self-insert herself in all the whacky higher dimensional fanfics she kept writing in which I happened to be involved with someone else.

She didn't even do a good Wuya impression apart from having red hair.

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>>53247573
>I dont know what the fuck berserk is.Is it an anime or something?
A decades-long manga, two anime, and a videogame. Also popular enough to be referenced in some other media.

>Not everyone knows all your autistic likes and thoughts. If you want people to get interested make a jump.
It is a jump. It's also on /tg/ list of recommended anime/manga. Don't try to turn the conversation away from your shameful ignorance by calling people trying to educate you names.

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>>53247573
Is a manga about bags

>>53247751
>also on /tg/ list of recommended anime/manga

And where is this? Is it a sticky? I dont see it anywhere.

Go back to /A/ with your anime shilling wank if you dont want questions asked about it. Honestly when people act like this it just makes me think less of the anime.

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>>53247780
I can't find my Bagserk images, so have this in thanks for reminding me of the song of the man with two bags.

>>53247751
What /tg/ anime list?

>>53247780
That art style looks like shit, please tell me that is not canon. What is wrong with her face and nose? She looks like some kind of flounder.

>>53247818
>/A/
You are simply disgusting.

>>53247751
>>53247780
Wait is this the one where the woman gets fucked by a rapehorse?

>>53247818
>Go back to /A/
>/A/
Please delete yourself.

>>53247895
>>53247885
Shouldnt you be in school?

>>53247818
>/A/
>capitalized
>complaining about anime on 4chan
Ask me how I know you're a newfag.

>>53247839
Can't find the image, so have the 1d4chan list, instead:
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Approved_anime

>>53247890
Guts kills it before it actually rapes her.

>>53247914
Deflection is the mark of childishness, Anon.

>>53247890
There is a rapehorse yes.
It never actually rapes though.

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>>53246285
What's a good aesthetic for this robot army?

There's three proper aesthetics for Robot Soldiers
1. Art Deco 2. Purposefully playing up the inhuman aspect, i.e. faceless child soldiers faceless brushed stainless steel child soldiers
3.metal gear rising revengeance


>I want it to be non-obvious that I'm the one pulling the strings, so I figured I'd ask people who weren't me.

then you should probably go with the opposite of whatever Your usual aesthetic is.

>As a more generalized question, what's your favorite minion design?

here's a link, I don't have Any of them , but it is one of my favorites.
https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/kamenrider/images/0/05/V3-vi-turtlebazooka.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120704203052

>What do your minions (assuming you have any) look like?

I got a lot of different tools of minions to draw from, mostly the waddle-Dees Who look like waddle-Dees and the Bio-omnics who look like omnics assimilated by the infection from warframe

>>53247927
When you have to search for shit on another website dont act like it is a big thing here. The autocorrect capitalized A as it aleays seems to do for letters just left hanging on their own.

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>>53247541
Her name is Neet. Better known to jumpers as "Keef" from Invader Zim, but I started out on Planet Dirt and so I got an Irken variant. She is no less annoying or creepy.

She writes incredibly long fanfiction about me that goes into unbelievable levels of detail about my physical appearance and a tendency to wear revealing outfits. About seventy percent of these fanfics also involve me apparently thinking about how Neet is my best and most dependable companion. Sometimes the stories involve me rescuing her from increasingly improbable danger, and sometimes they just involve me being impressed by her doing something amazing that makes everything better for everyone.
I know this because she has a tendency to read them to me aloud.
She also draws weirdly professional grade artwork of me, also often in revealing or regal outfits, and sometimes when I wake up from a nap I find her clinging to me.
She respawns instantly near me if killed, and at some point she figured this out, so she's been known to use this as a shortcut to find me.

Some people get to spend time alone with their thoughts. I have Neet.

>>53247211
> At this point I'm beyond robotics;
Blasphemy! No matter how far you advance, nothing will ever compare to hard, thrusting pistons and sleek steel bodies, tirelessly working to please y--
I've said too much.

...
Robots are just awesome, okay?!

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Speaking of Berserk, how's the jump for it?

>>53247927
To be fair if you have to search 1d4chan for it then it is not actually on tg. You act like it is a main page sticky.

>>53247890
The horse is decapitated before it does anything.

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>>53247250
I wouldn't. What he did was pretty justified. Becoming a God Hand is something anyone would want. As a Jumper I can appreciate his desire for power.

The fact when he became physical again, he created a kingdom that so far is actually way more beign than the ones ruled by mortals.

He's like a Jumper if they were just stuck in one world.

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>>53247973
Shit. It is literally terrible. Just like the manga I guess.

>>53246285
I like little imp demons, and kobolds.

Because both of these creatures are my fetish

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>>53247890
>>53247941
Rapehorse's legend still lives until this day.

>>53247927
Complaining about anime on 4chan is a full 1/4 of what the boards are there for.

>>53247999
And the gratuitous rape and torture of Guts and Caska and turning the world from a low fantasy shithole that was basically just a really bad part of medieval history into a high fantasy land filled to the brim with monsters that want to eat humanity?

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>>53247979
>>53247964
You niggers act like 4chan has persistent storage or some shit.

>>53248029
pic related was my banner.

>>53248044
Sticky stay forever dumb ass until mods remove them.

>>53248044
Not like the kitten post on the front page has been there for years or anything right?

>>53248041
You're talking to Manyfist. He'd justify Pol Pot.

He's legitimately just an autistic asshole, don't engage.

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>>53247972
>nothing will ever compare to hard, thrusting pistons and sleek steel bodies, tirelessly working to please y--

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>>53247780
>>53247856
It's a great series and you have no right to complain.

>>53247927
This guy is getting baiting really hard.

>>53248002
It does its job well. It really portrays the setting. For most the series there hasn't been a single magician, until Schierke.

90% has been Guts swinging a big sword killing shit. 9% been about homolust for Griffith. 1% been about magic.

>>53248084
>>53248112
And it's not board culture unless it's in the sticky?
Of course sister sites acting like archives are going to crop up.

>>53248132
I don't care if I'm getting baited I have nothing better to do.

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>>53248041
>Rape
I certainly do not remember that scene.

>>53246193
Do the perks like Interference Strength work on all of your magic, or just the in setting kind?

>>53248149
Magical negro Donovan a best.

>>53248145
>muh board culture
Now who is the newfag?

>>53248161
Just the in-setting one, sorry. Though if you have another magic system that uses something like that it would also boost it, like merging with conjoined conjures or making a custom Hero BBS magic system.

>>53248198
The guy who doesn't think boards have different sets of users who share a common affinity for various forms of media, and whose character and posting habits are not indicative of a gestalt formed by the majority of long-time users?

>>53248145
>Board culture
40k has far more board presence than your silly little manga about a faggot with a big sword and rape horses.

Pretty much every tabletop has a bigger presence.

Elf slave wut do has more presence.

>>53248229
Yep, exactly, that would be you. Nuce that we cleared that up, go suck on griffiths dick some more.

>>53248145
Not him but if it is not in a sticky and it cant be found unless you already know about it then that is not a big thing on the board. If it is not a big thing then it's not really board culture. Orkz are board culture, so is slaanesh and most 40k. I have never seen anything about berserk on /tg/.

>>53248225
>sorry
Meh, saves me a lot of CP.

>>53248136
That does not sound good.

Jumpers, elf slave wut do?

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>>53248041
There's been 4 God Hands before, so this seems to be a natural cycle for this world.

Femto/Griffith raping Casca & tormenting Guts was pretty edgy. However seeing how crapsack the world is, it would've happened sooner or later. Shit Casca almost gets raped every time she's alone. Guts has been raped. Griffith had been raped & even sold himself for a night.

God in Berserk is evil because he's formed from the human subconscious to always have someone to blame. Every so often it seems it tests humanity, to see if they're really worthy of living or something.

That's why I wouldn't punch Griffith. Mostly because he created a much more interesting world for me to adventure in.

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>>53248325
>Pic very related

>>53248325
Adopt her.

>>53247751
Speaking of Berserk, I've never read/seen it, but my friend has been asking me to watch the movies with him. I usually watch anime subbed but my friend doesn't like reading subtitles and insists on watching it dubbed. Which version do you recommend /jc/?

>>53248325
Emancipate and kill slavers

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>>53247972
You tell em, Agua

>>53248347
You heard it here first folks. Griffith raping Caska is a-okay, she woulda got it sooner or later anyway.

>>53248347
I didn't think you could become more disgusting then Teratophilia. I honestly did not think that was possible. I guess I was wrong.

>>53248385
What if the Jumper was the slaver all along

>>53246109
MCU's Captain America & Bucky Barnes.

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>>53248325

I free them and take them on adventures of course

>>53248379
The dubs for Berserk movies aren't anything special, but they're not bad either. If you don't mind dub and your friend dislikes sub, I'd say to go dub so you can enjoy it together.

>>53248347
There is also an implied Idea of Good

>>53248347
There are days where you need to learn to shut the fuck up.

This is one of those days. Not every thought in your autistic head needs to be communicated.

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>>53248325
Lewd the elf, of course.

>>53248325
Give them to a human slave. They are too inferior to be used as slaves directly, we need to have an intermediary slave layer between the slave owner and elf slaves.

>>53248431
>>53248325
>Jumper uses spammeable minions to invade and conquer elf kingdom/village
>Slave females
>Proceed to kill minions and 'rescue' slaves to become their hero

How many times have you pulled this kind of tactic when you were both the attacker and the savior just to cause a good first impression?

>>53247250
I didn't.

I usually don't go against villains unless I really like the MCs and those are in direct danger, or they are a threat to my own interests.

>>53248347
Manyfist, as someone who usually tries to see your side of things, stop talking. Seriously. Go do something else for a bit, come back later.

>>53248477
You say that now but when it's morphed into a complex social caste system of elves and divisions of elf blood you'll be sorry. Keep your horrific abuses of sentient beings simple or else it might stop being mildly convenient to fulfill you're fucked up power fantasy.

>>53248613
If I keep it simple then it'll be harder for society to collapse under the weight of its own greed.

>>53248613
Nah because mixed breed elves will still bee seen as scum, lower than any human. They may achieve some form of status but will generally be seen as wretches who should have been aborted.

>>53248453
He must be a weak bitch.

So what jump has the strongest Vampire racial option?

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>>53248822
Hellsing. The answer is always Hellsing.

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>>53248412
All I'm saying is the rape thing isnt new. Its been there & has been there. They've all killed ton of people, yet folks get hanged up on the rape? Femto/Griffith shouldn't of raped Caska, but he did.

Now everything else is fine imho. He never really was attached to the Band of Hawks. The one person he had any connection to was Guts, who in his mind betrayed him twice. First by leaving the Band of Hawks, the second time I can't remember. Raping Caska was basically a fuck you to Guts.

I get the motivation behind it. Don't condone it. Now sacrificing his mercenary band for power, that's something I can get behind.

>>53248430
By not punching Griffith? Or saying that rape happens & acknowledging it happens? Never mind the fact that besides Guts, the entire Band of Hawks probably had some rapists. They weren't a band of morally sound people. They sold their sword & killed for a living.

>>53248453
It must be really hands off. Or just allows the idea of evil to call the shots.

>>53248457
Now if everything in my head was communicated then I would post more often. It would also be more random.

>>53248606
Why is everyone getting so worked up? They're fictional characters. Shoot the first few posts were about genocide & magic AIDS.

>>53248822
Twilight, JoJo, & Hellsing.

>>53248857
Is there anyway to companion her?

>>53248822
Hellsing and Overlord, though the latter requires some level grinding to reach its' full potential. Same thing with the former, I suppose, though that's more killing in general and taking their blood/souls.

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>>53247972
Hey! I get it, you know? Don't you see, it's because I admire the dance of steel and energy that I want to spiritualise it. So it never has to end.

I just...can't bear a working relationship that won't last the distance. Oh, the engine you've screwed in place will purr furiously the first time it's all fired up and ready-but too often, that relationship ends when it JUST CAN'T KEEP UP with you, unless you keep it flushed with coolants.

All I'm saying is-if you connect the spirit directly to the robotics, then they can be more robotic than actual robots!

>>53248411
PHYREXIA, on the other hand, is a disgusting aberration that just proves Scientologists should never be trusted with biology or engineering.

>>53248325
I write Malekith an invoice for the latest assassin he appears to have sent after me, and fulton the elf. I'm actually not sure if her current outfit was an actual disguise, or just traditional Dark Elf wear. Either way if she's come this far, she's professional enough to be worth recruiting.

>>53248508
That's pretty smart. I'mma use that. Which jump would it work well in?

>>53248888
>They've all killed ton of people
Professional armies sign up to fight. None of them are innocents, so there's no big sin in fighting and killing them in the context of a war.

Rape is not something justifiable in any situation.

Also you kind of ignore Griffith's own motivation and personality if you think he 'wasn't attached to the Band of the Hawk.' If he didn't care about them, the sacrifice wouldn't have worked. They absolutely have to be something he cares about, even if he didn't think of them as friends.

>>53248962
They were collateral. His real sacrifice was to be Guts. However he escaped, but he was rewarded God Hand status anyways.

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>>53248907
Your best bet is to grab a Pod or Blue Feather. There's no option in the Jump itself.

Also, you're going to have to find a way to keep Alucard from getting Schrodingered. With Alucard around to protect Integra, it's much more likely that she'll want to strike out on her own after becoming a true Vampire.

You might also try being nice. She's had a pretty shit life so far. A little affection, even as twisted as it is coming from Alucard, clearly goes a long way with her.

Also, keep her from biting the Frenchie. Unless you're into three-ways. No judgement here, just saying.

>>53248924
Hey ASA, I just learned recently myself because fuck End Times/Age of Sigmar, but did you know that your waifu Morathi is actually an avatar of the elven magic goddess Hekarti?

Also the end times tries to 'redeem' Malekith and make him a good guy. It's retarded.

>>53248980
Citation needed.

>>53248822
Hellsing and Tsukihime are the more 'conceptual' ones.

>>53248822
Hellsing, as noted.

Hellsing vampires have the ability to consume the souls of people they kill. These souls serve as what amounts to "extra lives," meaning you have to kill a Hellsing vampire a number of times equal to how many people they've killed. They're also impressively strong, fast, and tough even compared to vampires from many other settings. They can rip humans apart like wet tissue paper and destroy steel with their bare hands effortlessly, move faster than the eye can see and casually dodge hails of automatic gunfire, and when they focus they can withstand incredible punishment without much more than superfluous damage. They can regenerate from anything (including complete bodily annihilation) in a matter of seconds, reforming either from their own blood or (if they lack a body) shadows. They can also access all of the abilities, skills, and memories of the people they've killed and consumed as well as summon them as familiars (shadowy undead versions of themselves) which have all of their powers and skills.

So overall they're pretty damn impressive on the scale of vampires. Wipe out a country and eat some strong guys and you're the next best thing to invincible unless they have some way to target your soul.

>>53249009
Manyfist. Manyfists Ass. 1st edition, Shit That Falls from Manyfists Ass Publishing, 2017, Manys Ass

>>53249052
Couple things.

>Extra lives
Technically not proven. It's either 1:1 or it could take multiple 'lives' depending on the severity of the wounds the vampire suffers.

>Complete bodily annihilation
No, never seen in series. If you're talking about say, being reduced to a puddle of blood and fleshy bits then sure but no ones had all their matter annihilated.

>Access all the abilities
Again, something called into great doubt given the only one Alucard ever showed using 'himself' was that of Schrodingers, which is doubtful whether that can count due to the nature of the catboy's powers. Otherwise it was always him using them through familiars. Also possible for familiars to escape and become alive again.

>>53249132
>Also possible for familiars to escape and become alive again.
There was no indication at all of that in the series.

>>53249132
You're a major autist.

But to support both of you, we DO know that Alucard can partially summon a familiar and have them do something. Even if he can't 'fully use' a familiar's power, that's hardly relevant when he can just have their hand pop out of his sleeve and do it.

>>53249203
Jan does it. Near the end of the battle of london. Pretty sure he gets eaten again.

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>>53249132
>Access all the abilities
This is something that is most certainly not in doubt. Alucard uses both Rip Van Winkle's Weapon Channeling ability and Dandy Man's Magic Cards just as well as they did themselves.

And no, it's not possible for familiars to escape and become alive again. Where are you even getting that from?

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>>53249132
Not the anon you're replying to, but

>Technically not proven. It's either 1:1 or it could take multiple 'lives' depending on the severity of the wounds the vampire suffers.
Eh, unless you have some proof that it works that way, I will stick with the series.

>No, never seen in series. If you're talking about say, being reduced to a puddle of blood and fleshy bits then sure but no ones had all their matter annihilated.
Alucard reformed without a body in Walter's fight.

>Again, something called into great doubt given the only one Alucard ever showed using 'himself' was that of Schrodingers, which is doubtful whether that can count due to the nature of the catboy's powers. Otherwise it was always him using them through familiars. Also possible for familiars to escape and become alive again.

As for the familiars to escape, Luke Valentine wasn't absorbed by Alucard, but by Baskerville. He literally fed him to his dog, and the dog was the one to gain the speed. Technically it was the familiar of a familiar.

>>53246713
Got any good ones? Im curious.

>>53249009
The sacrifice requires someone/something close to their hearts. Not love but something they held dear. The Band of Hawks was Griffith's whole identity. Guts was his BFF, his death was the goal all along. Didn't quite workout so he raped Caska as an act of revenge. Probably last human act he did because when he later regained physical form he stated he felt no emotions.

So that's my theory that it was Guts that he was really trying to kill to get God Hand status. Guts was way more close to his heart than the Band of Hawks.

>>53249254
No, he doesn't. We see both Rip and Tubalcain partially summoned to use those abilities, Alucard himself doesn't use them.

>>53248857
Hellsing vampires undeniably have the best titgame, but I'm not so sure about strongest vampires period.

>>53249254
Luke does, when Alucard is fighting Walter. And to answer this >>53249246, he gets used as a puppet by Walter and is then killed again by Alucard.

>>53249132
1) Actually it literally IS stated by Anderson when he goes to fight Alucard. It's the entire reason why Anderson decides to fight Alucard at that point. It's the only shot he's likely to ever have at actually killing him because Alucard has effectively emptied himself of souls and thus has nothing to sacrifice in his stead.

2) I'm certain he's done it. I can't remember a specific scene but I'm almost certain he's done it.

3) Except that's literally the Major's entire plan. Did you read the series? Alucard acquires the abilities of everyone he consumes. So when he gained Schrodinger's power he didn't have the ability to recognize himself and as a result he ceased to exist. And then he killed all of the souls except for Schrodinger's, allowing him to distinguish himself again. And so he popped back into existence. So he HAS to acquire the abilities of his souls or the Major's plan makes zero sense. Alucard probably just doesn't use them because he doesn't have to. He's so stupidly powerful already they're unnecessary.

And Luke was an exception because he wasn't consumed by Alucard. He was physically eaten by Baskerville, one of Alucard's familiars. He never became a part of Alucard. He was inside of Alucard all of along but wasn't a part of him.

>>53248822
VTM.

The Antidelluvians have powers up to and including fusing with the earth itself and turning it into vampiric planet. More mundanely, we know the weakest (in direct combat) tanked like 3 solar-nukes, during the day, while solar mirrors we focusing on him, and while fighting off an army of oWoD mages. It took all of that together to maybe kill him.

It's a real bitch to get up to their power level and requires out of setting stuff since in-setting they always consume whoever eats them.

>>53249299
Luke wasn't killed, he was swallowed alive.

>>53249246
>>53249299
Well, technically he's used to replace Alucard when Walter tries to kill him, but I'm pretty sure Alucard had already 'killed' him by then. Could be wrong, though.

>>53249254
In light of >>53249213 I have no idea why the autist has any motivation to argue the, minor and irrelevant point, at all. It's like, what does it change even if he's right? Basically nothing, and yet he considers it worth stomping his feet and whining at people.

>>53249273
>Stick with the series
Anon, the series doesn't even have explicit support for the life theory. It's entirely based on what Anderson theorises once. I'm just pointing out both theories are possible given the very small info we have on it.

>Walter's fight
Erm, you'll have to give me more detail. How did Walter obliterate every atom of Alucard's body with strings?

>Familiar of a familiar
Not sure I see the difference but okay.

>>53249303
>stated by Anderson
No, it's what he thinks. And again, it's still not 1:1 explcitly. His theory works with either form.

As I said, Schrodingers nature casts that into doubt. The plan works just as well if Schrodinger decides to stop existing upon becoming part of Alucard, instead of Alucard fucking up after he gains that power. We already know Schrodinger can come back from death or appear in non physical places. All I'm saying is that there's no solid proof that Alucard himself can use the powers of what he eats without at least partially summoning the familiars.

>>53249367
What is wrong with you? No seriously, why are you such a raging cunt to people talking about a series? No one is even saying "YOU CANT DO THIS" except for you. Even this 'autist' is saying either his way or another persons is possible.

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>>53248994
>Hekarti
>The one who's clearly based on Hecate (underworld, mystery, name etc)
>The Titan I hooked up with about a hundred jumps before Warhammer Fantasy
>I deified almost all my companions later on in various ways, and Morathi was among those who signed up for one of the more experimental procedures

...if I come back post-Spark and find out I stabled time loop'd myself with multiverse shenanigans somehow I'm going to feel really, really silly.

Dammit, I better not have.

>>53249368
>I'm just
Being an obtuse asshole because you thrive on being an irritating nerdy pedant.

>>53249297
They're not the strongest on their own, but their ability to eat souls and gain their abilities... It's pretty impressive.

On their own, I would go with World of Darkness Vampires (if you manage to eat an antediluvian or live long enough to control your curse to a similar level) and Tsukihime, who aside from impressive physical stats and other powers, can develop their own 'reality marbles' and their regeneration works by reversing causality.

>>53249362
I'm fairly certain being swallowed alive by a demon dog is usually fatal.

>>53249400
You are salty in the morning Timmy. Haven't had brekky yet?

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>>53249278
If you want to argue semantics than this is just going to get silly. Just because Alucard /doesn't/ use the abilities himself doesn't mean he doesn't have access to them.

Like >>53249303 pointed out, the Major's plan literally revolves around that fact.

>>53249297
Care to offer a more powerful example of Vampire then?

>>53249299
Luke's case is a little weird, I'll give you that, but I doubt he could get all that far from Alucard is he tried. He's still a Familiar since he was consumed. Alucard just didn't give a shit about trying to control a useless peon like him.

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>>53249394
Welcome to the club, buddy.

>>53249416
Dear god fuck off already. You're the shitposter here.

>>53249430
I think there's a big difference between having access and using them through familiars. As I pointed out earlier, the Major's plan doesn't actually need Alucard to have catboy's powers. It works just as well if catboy becomes part of Alucard and uses the powers himself.

Which episode of Batman is the programmable metal from? I need benchmarks for it

>>53249448
Says the guy getting his panties in a bunch about the same sort of semantics that gets talked about all the time. You need to take a chill pill my man.

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>>53249450
Then clearly we're just going to have to disagree about this point.

>>53249430
Luke was never actually consumed. Baskerville ate him, but he survived inside his body. That's why he could crawl out of the dog's body when Alucard sommoned him again.

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>>53249390
>>53249464
You come across like a cunt. Don't be surprised when people treat you like one.

This is what everyone sees when you post.

>>53249368
>Anon, the series doesn't even have explicit support for the life theory. It's entirely based on what Anderson theorises once. I'm just pointing out both theories are possible given the very small info we have on it.

The only time where you could argue against it is if you thrown him into a pit of molten lava or make him stand in the middle of a nuclear explosion. That's the only way that I could see him losing multiple lives. Because he easily tanked crashing with a plane at supersonic speeds.

>Erm, you'll have to give me more detail. How did Walter obliterate every atom of Alucard's body with strings?

He did not obliterated it. Alucard just created a body from nothingness using another soul (Girlycard body) and appeared from behind after his other body was killed and he burned Valentine's soul.

He does not need a body to regenerate from.

>>53249450
That's actually not true. If Alucard doesn't gain the abilities of his familiars then SCHRODINGER would disappear, not Alucard. Schrodinger's soul itself would vanish and Alucard would just lose the soul.

>>53249430
>Care to offer a more powerful example of Vampire then?
I'd go with Tsukihime in the long run, maybe Overlord in the short. I'm not calling Hellsing vamps mooks by any means, I just don't know that I could call them the most powerful.

I do give massive points for magnificent mams and it seems that Hellsing vamps have those in spades.

>>53249430
>Care to offer a more powerful example of Vampire then?

They have already been posted >>53249402 and >>53249315

>>53249450
The plan wouldn't work, actually. Familiers can't use their abilities if Alucard doesn't allow it, or all of them would have rebelled against him already.

>>53249430
>>53249541
Also, if we go by raw physical stats, I would also add the Blood Breeds from Kenkkai Sensen.

>>53249496
Obviously he tanked that. He has millions of lives stored. How on earth is that evidence for anything?

Or just used bits of his body to reform with the shadows he can turn it into? It's chapter 76 that it happens in right?

>>53249498
Except if Schrodinger considers himself a part of Alucard, why wouldn't he be able to treat Alucard as part of his existence?

>>53249551
The problem with that is that all the other vampires we see require physical motion to use their abilities. Schrodinger can simply decide to be in a different place or state of being.

>>53249513
You know, I don't actually know anything about Tsukihime Vampires. What have they got under the hood?

>>53249541
I was asking that Anon specifically.

>>53249582
fate vampires are pretty insane. Almost all of them have their own reality marble

>>53249577
How can you make posts like this and pretend you're not rules lawyering and speculating beyond what the material itself shows to try and force your own personal fanwanked limits on other people?

>>53249430
If you're just wanting the strongest vampires, regardless of whether they're buyable or not, it comes down to either True Ancestors from Tsukihime or Vampires from Vampire Hunter D. Probably the latter.

>>53249577
Yes, "if." It could work like that if you reach far enough. But it's never stated or even hinted that familiars work that way. That's pure speculation.

>>53249582
They start off fairly run of the mill, though they don't have the sun insta-kill of other vamps. As they age though they start gaining conceptual powers. Mind you, these are conceptual powers in the Nasu verse so they're double secret retarded OP. Instead of just healing via some sort of regeneration, they just undo the causality that caused the injury. They're among the more powerful agents and entities in the Nasuverse.

Read a Tsukihime LP, there are a couple good ones and it'll give you a good idea.

>>53249624
Probably because I repeatedly said I thought either view was possible and was just talking about it with people? I could also bring up that the opposite side is relying on just as shaky support and is only more popular because that interpretation gives more power, since I imagine that's the response you'd want, but I really just feel like talking about it with people. I'm bored and it seems interesting enough.

>>53249636
When did we get a Vampire Hunter D jump?

>>53249636
True Ancestors aren't something you can become in the chain. Dead Apostles do not become True Ancestors, they become Dead Apostle Ancestors.

How strong are Vampire Hunter D vampires?

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>>53249657
>>53249582
I will throw in a warning if you end up reading Tsukihime.

You will want to murder Tohno Shiki before you're done reading. I hate that guy so much.

>>53249582
>Tsukihime Vampires. What have they got under the hood?

>If they aren't completely and utterly annihilated in three seconds, they will just reverse their own time-line and negate all the damage done
>They also develop their own Reality Marbles
>They get stronger with age, to the point that the strongest of their kind can't hardly be killed anymore
>They get to ignore NPs that are man-made or made for men by other entities
>And each of them eventually develop their own abilities aside from the generic ones

>>53249662
I don't think 'he reformed out of shadows' in the panel is as shaky as you assuming there's unshown and unhinted, flesh bits there.

>>53249459
Its from Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman a film.

>>53249685
>>53249688
...did neither of you read the actual post? I just said 'regardless of whether they're buyable or not'. The things I said aren't buyable or even have jumps, I was just saying what I thought the strongest vampires in fiction were. Sorry if my post wasn't clear about that.

>>53249710
I just barely woke up, my bad.

>>53249695
>>If they aren't completely and utterly annihilated in three seconds, they will just reverse their own time-line and negate all the damage done
Eh, caveat to this is that there's plenty of things that will count as that just as well as actual total annihilation.

>>53249709
>Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman

thank you very much

>>53249636
Actually, the strongest Vampires in fiction would come from DC, when you have multiverse and story-eating meta-vampires.

>>53249690
Well yeah, he loves to rape-murder in all the bad ends.

>>53249690
It's hard to look in the mirror, isn't it?

>>53249657
>>53249695
Holy crap. Okay, that's some serious firepower.

>>53249723
Didn't main villain just regenerated from a fragment of his feet?

>>53249741
Not really vampires in my eyes. I was working with the idea that they had to at least conform to some classic ideas about what a vampire is, whether in looks or themes or abilities/weaknesses. Madnrakk, if that's who you're talking about, looks freaky and eats reality and that's about it.

>>53246193
Is the purpose of Third Eye's satellite just to get a photo of the target? Is it the satellite, the CAD, or Tatsuya who does most of the targeting?

>>53249755
The vampire bait didn't work, so now you resort to targeting usual namefags.

>>53249657
>>53249695
>>53249757
Pretty sure the catch is that most of these aren't 'inborn'. Most of them are from the DAA experimenting on themselves and knowing a bunch of shit or having weird reality marbles. You gotta experiment if you want to become Dust of Osiris or something.

>>53249766
From the ankles down, yes. He said he would have been killed if those had gotten sliced up too, though it is to note that he wasn't having his cells or atoms or whatever destroyed, he was just being sliced up by razor thin blades of air.

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>>53249753
Well, that, and he's so amazingly stupid that looking through the less horrific moments from his perspective makes me want to jam broken glass into my temple than deal with it anymore.

I think the moment that did it for me was realizing the fucker had the ribbon during every single route and just forgets about it entirely outside of the Kohaku and Hisui ones.
>>53249755
Where did you even get that comparison? 1/10 confused me instead of angering me, try again.

>>53249811
Well Kohaku and Hisui are shit, so I'd forget about it too.

>>53249793
I'm sorry for trying to have fun and make a joke.

>>53249811
>Where did you even get that comparison? 1/10 confused me instead of angering me, try again.
My bantz are broken, I will go commit sudoku. Forgive me, famalamapi.

>>53249690
How bad of an idea is getting the Tohno-gland and stealing his waifu before he can murder her?

Arcueid is the best Saber-face

DnD question, Forgotten Realms specifically: is there anything local magic CANT do or is particularly terrible at?
Preferably random innocuous stuff.

I want to baffle wizards. No particular reason why, I just want to baffle them at the Magefair or something.

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Speaking of vampires, jump when?

>>53249843
We duel at dawn, anon.
>>53249857
Only if you buy dinner today.
>>53249859
Not difficult. Shiki's harem never actually becomes, well...a harem. And in three of them he never even meets Arcueid in the first place, so you can probably butterfly it away without much trouble. So it's possible. Might even be able to do it without actually murdering Arc? Just find a way to catch her interest, since she's kind of an oddball in personality.

Also, mind the events of Melty Blood.

>>53249944
>We duel at dawn, anon.
Nah I'm too impatient so I'll go ahead and fire my ammo.

Raped goods are shit goods senpai.

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>>53249915
I mean, not really? Dungeons and Dragons magic has a LOT of bases covered. And that's even before you start designing your own spells. Which you can totally do.

If anything, you'll probably have wizards asking for your autograph and a copy of the spell if you do anything really unique, useful, or interesting.

So, Incredibles' jump time is the 1970s?

>>53249944
>Only if you buy dinner today.
jus for u bby

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>>53249690
>You will want to murder Tohno Shiki before you're done reading.

I was going there soon for my chain bro, Can you give me a quick rundown on what to avoid?

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>>53249933
When you figure out how to make it! Don't look at me. Gods know I gave it the old college try and didn't even know where to start.

Plus, Rule 1.

>>53249933
>>53250030

What even?

>>53250058
Bakemonogatari. It's dumb and boring and all of the girls are unlikeable.

>>53250075
Just because you have to apply your brain cells to understand what's going on doesn't mean it's dumb and boring.

>>53249989
Thats great news for the future, but damn those wizards.

I'll think of something eventually and probably that something will get me into trouble, but someday I will be baffling even to wizards!

Do we have a jump where you can become a Swordsage other than Forgotten Realms?

>>53250026
That really depends. First, ask yourself, do I REALLY want to get involved in this world? If no, just avoid going out at night and keep to yourself.

The thing about Tsukihime is that despite the assumed power being thrown around, it's fairly street-level horror with a lot of concept ball in the background, and is centered around a small group of characters and a bunch of civilian victims. This has a lot to do with Arcueid being temporarily nerfed no thanks to Shiki, and Dead Apostles having bullshit ways of cheating death...which is convenient for the high school student/assassin who's ability is explicitly -permanently killing such things-.

Melty Blood is where things get a bit more Fate-esque with the bullshit that is Tatari, a phenomenon that creates murderous versions of people and monsters and...

>Collapses

I'm sorry my brain nearly caved in when I tried remembering that plot and all I could picture was giant Akiha.

Anyways, do your research on who you want to get involved with or if you want to bother. Things get significantly more dangerous as time goes on, but nothing is stopping you from skipping town and ignoring it.

P.S. If you're a Dead Apostle in-jump, avoid Arcueid like the plague. Seriously. She will murder you.

>>53250099
Just because you have to apply your brain cells to understand what's going on doesn't mean it's interesting.

>>53250075
Alright, I can understand thinking that it's dumb and boring, that could be just you being retarded. But how can you not like even one of the girls? Are you even human?

>>53250121
What is a Swordsage?

>>53250004
Yup.

Elastigirl went into retirement November 13th, 1955. Between that and the cape accidents in ‘57 and ‘58 as mentioned in the No Capes montage, that puts the Super Ban around there. The “present day” action of the Incredibles film, which is 15 years later, is around 1970.

>>53250158
I'm soured to crab because of the plot line that strongly hints at the idea of her cheating with her old boyfriend. It's revealed eventually that no, that's not what's going on, but the writers flirted really strongly with the idea so she makes me ill.

Everyone else just comes across as an irritant more than a person.

>>53250121
Maybe mushoku tensei.

>>53246301
Use some sort of tech or magic to dimension lock the location they're at, then tear apart their body and destroy the core.
I'm pretty their bodies are remote controlled, and even if they're not, you'll still fuck their regeneration and energy output up, which is the biggest problem, really.
This could also be used on a Parahumans for easy kills since they require the dimensional fuckery of their Shard for their powers.

>>53250123
>giant Akiha

Excuse me what now

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>>53250117
Good luck man. I hope to hear about the epic tales when you succeed.

>>53250121
Should be able to become one in Dragonlance as well. Or any Dungeons and Dragons Jump. Swordsage comes from the Book of Nine Swords, so it's not specifically linked to a certain property. At least, I'm 98% sure of that.

>>53250075
This is just patently untrue. Even if you don't like all the wordplay, the action scenes are seriously top-notch stuff. And if you can't find one of the girls to like you're going to get your Man card confiscated, because that series has something for everyone.

Suruga is best girl. 10/10, would splash around in her room of books again.

>>53250186
>boyfriend.
It's been a long while since I've watched it. Do you mean Kaiki? Because they were never actually together, he just implies that she had a crush on him. Unless I'm remembering it incorrectly.
Also, neck yourself. Not liking Snail is a capital sin.

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>>53250224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8wqFpovGiA

This series doesn't take itself very seriously sometimes.

>>53250123
>I'm sorry my brain nearly caved in when I tried remembering that plot and all I could picture was giant Akiha.
A magic vampire storm makes it so that delusions and rumors become reality. Those with solid ideas of what those rumors would take form as give them shape.
For example, a rumor runs around that someone is killing people in the park. Shiki Tohno once fought a vampire who murdered people in the park. He has the most solid idea of what that murderer could be so it takes the form and powers of the vampire.
The magic storm is kind of sentient and is going to make a rumor that kills the entire town and drinks its blood in an orgy of violence. There are a few things it could take form as.

>>53250277
Yes. Pretty sure it was ex-boyfriend, but even if not, the plot line is the same. They were just hiring him to independently investigate things, but the story was written in such a way to imply otherwise up until the reveal.

Big question about Dark Souls.

It's a bit interesting to note that only the Gods have actual appearance of what we call humans, except tall. The humans of Dark Souls actually look the way they do due to effects of Gwyn's herding the humans and blurring their past. The hollow appearance is what they actually look like, while humanity being sacrificed to bonfire restoring their human looks is due to Gwyn's meddling.

Is humanity actually called humanity or is it just what people began to call these fragments of Dark soul? Have the actual humans been the Gods and the Dark Soul humans, the pygmies, are meant to be something else inheriting the world? Think about it. If our planet began to be even more fucked up and midgets or other humans start looking like shriveled husks, talking about inheriting the world as everything goes to shit, would you accept it if you knew you weren't them?

>>53250315
Idk man, I really can't remember anything about that. Are you sure you aren't projecting your insecurities here? Did you perchance get cucked before watching it? It just seems like a stupid reason for disliking such a great anime.

>>53250329
Humanity is almost certainly only called humanity post-Gwyn's brainwashing. The pygmies would have no reason to call it that.

>Have the actual humans been the gods
No, the concept of human was only ever applied to those pygmies bound by the dark sign.

>>53250373
I'm pretty sure I have the right of it, anon.

And I provided that as my reason for disliking crab, not the whole anime. I dislike the whole anime because I found it boring and didn't like any of the characters.

>>53250280
...well I have to say that animating G-Akiha for the fight must have been easy

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>>53250123
>P.S. If you're a Dead Apostle in-jump, avoid Arcueid like the plague. Seriously. She will murder you.

Wasn't she going after the ones she specifically sired? Or maybe I'm just misremembering things. Although there were also a few 'good' Dead Apostles, like Zeltrech and that kid with spirits for limbs.

Also, if you take the canon companion option, it guarantees that at least you start on the same side of things.

>>53246109
It changes a lot. Nylocke is the most fun to be around, and so is Dhaos. Tenth Doctor always has my back and is dependable. He's Doctor's Companion's best friend.

>>53247250
Planning on murdering on sight before he can become a god, of course. I mean there might be problems with it and I haven't done research yet because I don't feel a strong desire to pick up the Beserk jump, but that's the general plan. I would have put up with him if he didn't do that to Casca.

>>53250411
Well, looks like we went full circle here and came back to where we started, you lacking taste. I'm sorry for your loss anon.

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>>53250442
Taste cannot objectively be wrong, anon.

>>53250396
The idea I'm bringing to table is actually this: Whicg of the DS races is closer to real life humans? The Pygmies or the Gods(which are just Pygmies with lord souls)

I mean, people keep thinking that Age of Dark, Age of Men, is a good thing but we did see this completely Dark world in DS3, humans in age of Dark are just Pygmies and apparently don't need light, and light is time in Lordran. So aren't Pygmies themselves just eldritch abominations?

>>53250431
There's zero reason to kill Griffith before the sacrifice. That's kind of the issue in dealing with him, he's not perfect but he's done nothing that's actually immoral outside of having to prostitute himself as a child.

The only thing you can do is stop him from fucking up his plans by fucking the princess and thus being tortured into a broken husk. Yet the issue there is that we know the Godhand and Idea of Evil manipulate fate and will just keep trying to seduce him into evil again and again. You'd have to be really diligent to keep him from falling into despair before the eclipse.

>>53250478
Pygmies are people, they had their own kingdom and everything. Not like the gods no, but I wouldn't call them abominations. There's nothing innately more wrong about their nature than the gods'.

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>>53250451
Yet here we are, moments after you managed to do it. I hope you're proud of yourself.

>>53250508
... wait. Everything is Reborn through bonfire if it dies, that applies in universe too, kind of. Except bosses? Does it mean that in Age of Dark there will be no bonfire and things can be killed off for real? I thought mortality is what Gwyn placed on humans

Wait is that why Nito had his tomb and stuff, to actually hold those that died because of Gwyn stuff? What determines if a thing is revived by bonfire or not

>>53250545
Pretty sure the only thing happening here is you caring a bit too much about an anime.

>>53250563
The pygmies are literally immortal and unkillable except by removing their dark soul, so no, that's not what would happen.

The bonfires, we don't know how they actually work. Could be fucking time travel.

>>53248347
Well, Many, I saw flashes of you being a terrible person however I naively gave you the benefit of a doubt, but this cinches it. You really are a terrible person.

Rape is not justifiable in any circumstance, shame on you.

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>>53250568
>Implying I care about anything I write about in this thread
This is just me shitposting and trying not to finish my paper.

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>Get Heart of Civilization (Noblesse)
>Get I Am The Fortress (Masters of Magic)
>Get Sacrficial Bestowment (SMT) or your preferred perk sharing
>Pass down I Am The Fortress to companions
>Have them attune to a place in the island
>Now you can have unlimited active companions

>>53250638
Well this is me doing the same because I don't want to go to sleep.

>>53250659
Is there anything else for perk sharing aside from Sacrificial Bestowment?

>>53250659
But the dinosaurs died fighting the meteors to save the mammals!

>>53250709
Lip Service from Medaka.

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>>53250664
So we were both shitposting all along and this discussion was entirely pointless? Truly, this is the epitome of /jc/.

>>53250709
Golden chains and discworld adoption.

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>>53250659

>>53250664
You, do homework.

>>53250638
You, go to bed.

There, both your problems are solved.

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>>53250123

I think I'll just stick to being a background character unless I have too bro, thanks for the heads up

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>>53250758
Youre not my real dad! He was a starspawn demon god angel devil energy rock-being dragon man!

>>53250807
>Jumper's child tries to explain their heritage

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What did you get from satan this year?

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>>53250807
He may have been your father, boy... but he ain't your daddy.

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>>53250850
Well, I wasn't planning on crying today, but here we are.

>>53250486
...So the solution is to just put a really strong anti Divine and Fate spell on him. One that will kill him if he tries anything.

Got it. I can do that, no problem.

>>53250850
F

>>53250828
I feel bad for the teachers at the parent teacher day.

>>53250886
Why are you so fixitated on getting him killed? Just have Guts return a bit earlier and they will be pals again.

>>53250905
That bitch got what was coming to her! Nobody calls my daughter a liar without checking the facts first.

>>53250922
Why are you so fixated on defending him? I wasn't going to kill him if he didn't do anything. You said yourself. As long as he isn't seduced by evil and he doesn't that to Casca, there is no problem.

>>53247999
Do you ever say anything that doesn't make me want to best you to death with a crowbar?

>>53250961
You turned her into a fruitbat!

>>53249788
The purpose of the Third Eye CAD for Tatsuya is mainly to be able to aim and use Material Burst on a target distant enough that he doesn't blow himself up in the process.

>>53251031
And my daughter turned her back. Not a Hogwarts graduate, my ass...

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>>53250905
And this is my progenitor, Dhot-huggnamo, Jumper, Sovereign of nine Hells, Sword of Polaris, Surpeme Being, Elventh Commandment,14th Elder, Monarch of Despair, Captain of the Celestial Host, King of the Andals and the First Men, and four times winner of Miss America.

>>53251031
>implying that's not completely appropriate
Next you're going to say teaching your kids how to turn their bullies into frogs is wrong.

>>53251031
Fruitbats are adorable though. at the least it's better than turning her into a star nosed mole. Terrifying little buggers.

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>>53250968
There's getting seduced by evil and then there is being tortured and emaciated for a year to the point where your body is a useless husk.

Secondly, you're not thinking of the big picture. If Griffith fails it will be something else. You have to kill the God Hand and the only way to do that is at the festival.

>>53250968
There are plenty of worse people to satisfy your murderhobo impulses in the setting. You know, all the rapist kings and nobles, the dozens of rapist-muderer-maneating Apostles or the God Hand manipulating all of those in the first place.

>>53251124
>Strike-chan
>chan
Are you one of the clones from last thread?

>>53251078
>>53251093
>>53251090
>>53251089
See this is why there are no school teacher jumpers. Miss Frizzle would be ashamed.

>>53251072
Would the instantaneous casting of Flash Cast also apply to other magic systems?

>>53251124
Are you advocating letting Griffith become a demon god if you can't kill the God Hand?

>>53251179
Hey, I've been a school teacher in several jumps! Doesn't mean that it's not completely appropriate to turn your kid's teacher into a fruit bat for questioning their parentage/calling them a liar without actually looking into the parents in the first place.

>>53251243
But anon, your kids were home schooled.

>>53251124
I need to have sufficient research happen before any further plans are developed.

>>53251149
Thank you, I'll add them to the list.

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>>53251166
People impersonated me?

>>53251197
This isn't about letting Griffith become a demon god so much as needing to kill fucking daemons.

>>53250262
>any Dungeons and Dragons Jump
I know, but in FR it's a default class option.

>>53250117
Dragonlance is a low-power DnD setting, so pretending to do something that a magic system couldn't do is possible. You'd probably be able to baffle the wizards until they actually could do that.

>>53251282
Not you, no, but NuBee and Sleuth Anon had clones running about.

>>53250589
Can Pygmies breed? I mean, it SEEMS like they can but it's odd. We know that Gods could breed for sure.

If Age of Dark happens, do all Pygmies that hollowed out just have their minds back? Or barring the consumption of their dark souls, they are more immortal than Necrons?

>>53248347
Many, you making a Let it Die jump or just like uncle death?

>>53251282
>let griffith be demon god
>laugh
>show him a real demon god as a 500 jump old Bel

This is my plan and if you kill them they become part of your demon court.

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>>53251346
Nah, I checked, last thread was all me. I posted prey and then Sister posted for a bit.

Perk tree is done for the Orders, needs fluff and balancing which I'll do tomorrow. Famulous was the easiest to do weirdly enough

>>53251392
Yeah but...
I mean...
Look that's fine if your a Heretic

>>53251392
Why would you want to be the lord of the demons when you can just companion the guy who is and let him deal with all the boring stuff, like demonic paperwork.

What's with the font size for prices in the Berzerk jump? Why Anons?

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>>53251392
>kill Griffith and stuff him into the Court of Bel
>Have him exposed to all the other crazy demons in your court
>Many jumps later, summon him to fight your enemies with
>Griffith's face when

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>>53251452
>>53251442

Demons are the superior choice in every setting.

>>53251452
Because I can already do that I think and making part of my court means I can order him around and make him do the work anyway.

>>53251392
A jumper needs a goal to pursue in builds or Story after an amount of jumps. A fixation.
For some it's invention, discovery. Knowledge and understanding.
For others it's waifus. Either actual love or just remnants of their pre-jumper affection or feelings, hoping that by taking them they will not lose what they were in first place.
For some it's debauchery or various pleasures.
Others simply desire power.
Some have a goal or ideal to pursue, and it being so paradoxical means they won't accomplish it till they spark, if they even can accomplish it.
There is always something a jumper sticks to, something that eventually overrides other morals.

>>53251452
Yeah. I think that companioning the MC is actually cheaper CP wise too

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>>53251484
No
It's the smiles of our daughterus that make life worth living