Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1496: Fun Times Fighting Edition

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How do I go about breeding enough of these things to equip a whole cavalry regiment?

>>53237464
Depends. How badly do you want to be mega-raped by super-cockroaches?

>>53238148
Splice it with Tribbles and feed it.

>>53238162
That might make too many, but it's a start.

Rolled 474 (1d816)

This thread let's talk about...

>>53238148
Make them in a virtual world thdn use code lyoko to make them real.

>>53238176
You could just make the ones you don't want to breed sterile to limit them.

>>53238148
Same way you'd breed that much of anything really.
Have a stableish starting population of like 50 to prevent excessive inbreeding and it shouldn't be that hard at all.
Living beings tend to be able to make more of themselves for a reason.

Alternatively just make a fuckload when splicing them up in the first place. If you've got access to the means to get one you should be able to get a lot of them.

Where can I get telepathy strong enough to change someone's accent as a joke?

>>53238200
Maoyuu Hero and Demon King.

Economics and practicality in a high fantasy setting.

>>53235868
>It at least lets you be a Kryptonian with a lantern ring
Wait, what jump?

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>My name is Decade, Destroyer of Worlds. And this is about the day I died.

https://pastebin.com/wsT9xUvc

>>53238373
Have you jumped Fallen London yet?

Why is everyone in this thread such shit?

>>53238455
We don't like you and in the secret thread we all voted to drive you off. We also voted that Tuesdays are Nacho Night, but that doesn't concern you because you aren't invited.

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>>53237522
Que'd Fire Emblem Fates

>>53237535
Que'd Kamen Rider (I've done all of them 'already' in one long run but new ones have come out)

>>53237542
Que'd Ultraman.

>>53238159
I'm pretty sure just with some of my stuff I could fight them but my own investigation, and help from others, seems to say that none of these creatures are worth a shit. Blowing up the pyramid things, the roaches will be deleted (Eggs and all), and everything connected to these things should be cleansed. Seriously.

>>53238455
Well since you're here why don't you start off the explanations.

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To the anon who asked, weeks back, for the inclusion of a Titan-forged racial modifier.

Here you go.

https://pastebin.com/wmpCEn92

And before you ask, no I have no sodding idea what becoming a Titan-forged-Demonic-Undead-Mixed Heritage of <Insert Race> and <Insert Race> here will do.

NONE.

I'M NOT A WIZARD.

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>>53238475

Wait, did we get a new meeting time? I was gonna object to Nacho Night Tuesdays since it was scheduled to replace Taco Tuesdays, the super choice of Mexican. Nachos just aren't as flexible even if you can just drop stuff on top. Nachos are an auxiliary dish, not a centerpiece.

>>53238504
Did you ever find out what happened to the shaman tree or did you rewrite it?

>>53238504
Is there a reason you just couldn't have waited to show them in the final version? Just how many more times are you gonna crawl out of your hole? You know, the one you promised to stay in.

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>>53238373
I don get the end bits at all.
Feel like explaining it as if I were retarded?

>>53238534
We don't even want him here to begin with, the asshole doesn't belong.

>>53238517
Tacos are hard and crunchy and messy to eat. Nachos aren't as messy. Therefore nachos are superior.

>>53238517
>replace Taco Tuesdays
Heavens got us kicked from the taco place, so we're doing that kinda sports bar place across the street. Meetup is between 630 and 7 to take advantage of happy hour.

>>53238533
Still rewriting it. No idea wtf happened to this day, which sucks because the capstone was awesome and now I don't fuggen remember it.

>>53238534
>>53238547
Could you guys go for at least a week without being dicks?
Maybe a few days?

>>53238565
>implying it's being dickish to want one of the worst examples of this community to leave.

>>53238564
>the capstone was awesome
Based on what you've shown so far? Doubt it.

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>>53238504
As that anon, I'd like to say thank you. That looks cool.

Don't reply, it's the same guy with a stick up his ass because his usual targets won't take his shit.

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>>53238534
Because people keep asking for him.

>>53238553
There are soft-shell tacos?

>>53238607
No they don't.

>>53238565
Who's asking?

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>>53238373
I didn't understand any of that.

>>53238608
Get the fuck outta here with that nonsense.

>>53238608
Still messy, especially if it gets soggy.

>>53238504
Soon.

The Curse of the Sue shall strike again.

>>53238564
Take your time; what you have shown has been great so far even with the things I personally dislike.

And looks like your the new target of the annoyance brigade. Apologies and best of luck dealing with all the asshats.

>>53238613
He was literally responding to someone who wanted Titan-Forged. As in, >>53238603 this guy.

>>53238504
Anything for Vrykul and Earthen, or are those covered already?

>>53238608
Yes.

>>53238627
Yeah, and we all know how you hate messy tacos...

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>>53238553

What? Since when? Nachos are way messier, they're covered in melted cheese and meats and assorted vegetables. Napkins are like mandatory for any proposed Nacho feast.

>>53238554

Ah man, really? No wonder the vote passed. I really liked that place though! What did he do? Is the sports bar open to reservations or are we just gonna have to walk in and wander about at different tables and stuff? Who's gonna sing a strange variation of happy birthday to us while wearing sombreros now? What kind of sports bar? Can I still get margaritas?

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>>53238517
>replacing tacos with nachos
I'll fukin fite u m8

>>53238373
I get the time loop, but is there a specific reason for Decade cutting his ties to his home world through ritual suicide beyond "because plot"? My only guess is DC magic being a cunt interacting badly with your Chain's metaphysics.

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>>53238542
>>53238625
Don't feel bad, it was meant to be confusing and something of a callback to Books of Magic.

The short version is that Decade will eventually become a powerful magician and already is, to some extent, but the price he pays for his DC Magic is his connection to his home Earth so he can continue jumping for as long as possible.

What made the choice meaningless is that the cat was his near-future self acting as 'Merlin' and his inner demon at the same time, tormenting him to push him to the choice the cat knew he'd end up making, because he was him.

Then, once the choice was made, he used his final year to make a 'shadow' of himself to go back to the past make the mentor-choice cycle begin again.

This is the second closed time loop in this chain, and the second time Decade has been royally fucked by Fate.

>>53238661
Not if you eat them very, very carefully and you don't stack everything on them. Even then, you can wipe it away.
With tacos, everything gets everywhere and the tomatoes dribble down your mouth and it's awful.

>>53238687
It's basically that, yeah. Every world 'pushes back' in some way whenever Decade gets shiny new perks. Usually it's just drawbacks. But particularly dickish universes, like DC's Occult side do...things like this.

It also establishes Decade is willing to make that sacrifice in the first place for both his own sake and to keep Yuki company.

At least his Earth didn't get erased this time!

>>53238661
Ask Mr. Look What I Can Fit In My Mouth for the details, or just ask for someones phone. It isn't pretty. We've got a reservation, couple of adjacent tables. The servers sing, but we'll have to shuffle birthdays again. Big? Is big a type of sports bar? Also, yes.

>>53238651
>Anything for Vrykul and Earthen, or are those covered already?

That's what's covered with the Aesir and Vanir, at least if I read the Chronicle correctly. Iron vrykul and such are covered under Aesir, while Vanir have the Earthen, the original stone Mogu, tol'vir, that kinda thing.

Apparently mechagnomes are considered different from either of those two, as well.

>>53238638
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF SUE THIS IS.

A SUE'S NORMALLY PRETTY. THIS IS JUST AN ABOMINATION.

So...

>Carnival Mask (ARIA)
>Mask of Sanity (Captain SNES)
>Mask (Death Note)
>Battle Overseer's Mask (Dishonored 2)
>Vladmir's Offering (Dota 2)
>Mysterious Mask (Fire Emblem Heroes)
>Gundam: After Colony
>Mask (Gundam: Universal Century)
>Mask of the Kami Jumper (Kamigawa)
>Liandry's Torment (League of Legends)
>Cipher's Mask (Persona)
>Mask of Shadows (Ravenloft)
>Mononoke Mask
>SCP-2814
>Shadow of the Colossus
>Wizard Mask + Cowl (Shin Megami Tensei)
>Ceramic Mask (Street Fighter)
>Death Mask (Tomb Kings)
>Mask of Death (Warcraft 3)

Any other nifty masks in the chain, whether offered for CP or in-setting? Preferably ones that do more than just look cool, are actually meant to be worn, and won't do something crazy like possess their wearer so the Stone Mask and The Mask are right out.

>>53238661
>What did he do?
Well, there was a mini moon in there...

Also, yeah, I think it takes reservations, though no news on the birthday song thing yet. We've been trying to convince DeSu to summon some demons and have THEM do it, but he's been busy dealing with Lilith and Samael's relationship problems, so no real progress there.

>>53238734
Anima has the Mask of Gnose.

>>53238691
So he can never return to his original home? Yikes.

>>53238734
You could go Masqueraider in Wakfu, but Huppermage/free-MMO-races update never so your mileage may vary.

>>53238734
Okami has Oina Mask.
FF13-2 has Summoner's Mask.
Gundam SEED has just this 'Cool Mask.'
I think FF12 has a mask that does funky shit with elements.

>>53238734
There's the Transformation Mask stuff in the Duel Monster Heroes one.

>>53238734
Fallen London.
Mucha Lucha.
Predator.
Generic Universal Monsters.

>>53238734
The Inheritance Trilogy WIP had a nifty perk for making your own, but considering the maker's... history, I have no idea if he intends to continue it and post it here, and if it would be accepted if he did.

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>>53238734
All you need is the Father Mask.
It's the best in the game.

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>>53238683

Nah man, I was fighting for Taco Tuesdays, they held a vote and replaced it with Nacho Tuesdays because Heavens ruined it at the other place for reasons I'm not clear on.

>>53238691

Fuck you Heavens, I liked our Taco Tuesdays place! What did you do to get us kicked out? Where am I gonna get a mariachi band singing happy birthday now!? The sports bar!? I don't think so!

>>53238717

Sounds like you just don't know how to build or eat tacos, victory moth. More like loss moth with that sloppy track record. Besides, where do you get nachos where they don't throw everything on top?

>>53238726

Ugh, damnit. . .fine, I'm good without the details. We got margaritas and reservations, that'll do I guess. Are the nachos decent at least?

>>53238741

Well fuck, who brought an edible tiny moon to the taco place? I blame them as much as Heavens for that. Everyone knows he can't control himself. Anon above said we got confirmed birthday songs.

>>53238645
Eh, I deal with worse at work just with customers.

>>53238825
>Are the nachos decent at least?
Yup, and they're super customizable. You can dial in heat, select meat, all that good stuff. They've got wings and other things too. I tried the lemon pepper wings and they were pretty good.

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>>53238825
>Spoiler

I-It's not my fault that tacos are too advanced for me.

>>53238148
Clone em'.

>>53238734
You could probably make some with Anartist.

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>>53238825
I stand by what I said that day, NuBee

That bar had it coming

>>53238504
>spoilers

A demonic hybrid who died, was brought back as a ghost, and was subsequently shackled into a Titan-forged body that just so happens to resemble their previous one?

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>>53238482
Let me put it this way: my jumper strives for a SoL chain full of WAFF in which settings are fixed, civilizations are uplifted, magical plushies are handed out and all the tourist sites visited.

Mars? Pic-related. Unfortunately, Earth required more work.

>>53238825
Apparently, a moon god helped the owner out of a tight spot financially, so in order to thank him he made a moon model that would hang over the restaurant. It actually looked pretty cool, despite the budget he would have had to work with. Well, Heavens was drunk and hungry that night, and saw the little moon model, and decided "Hey! Imma eat that!"

One thing led to another, and by the time the night was through we'd been kicked out by the owner. Fucking Heavens.

>>53238734
Gray Fox Cowl from one of the TESes is pretty great.

>>53238683
Yeah, everyone knows burritos are the true king.

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>>53238862
This place doesn't sound bad. Probably would have been happy if it didn't come at such a great cost. That taco place had everything you could have ever asked for.

>>53238871
Well now you'll never get a chance to learn.

>>53238905
I'm not sitting at your table, heathen. You shall rue the day you ruined taco night.

>>53238921
I'm proposing at next week's meeting that Heavens becomes the designated driver. Doomed to sobriety. Wretched is he whose gas bill reaches towards the sky as they drive everyone home.

Are there any perks that would help me become fluent in the highest caste of the Infernal language in Forgotten Realms?

>>53239033
Heroes has Omnilingualism.
It won't just hand it too you from nothing, but you could probably figure it out if you've had someone say a few syllables at you.

>>53238734

You missed BIONICLE. The entire setting is a creation myth about masks that grant you powers.

>>53239033
Just max out your bluff and pretend you can speak it.

>>53239032
I'd agree with that proposal. I'd also liked to propose that we try and make another moon model for the old place, so that we can get back in the owner's good graces and take back taco night!

>>53238850
>Customers

You must feel right at home.

Any other cool shit you want to share or does stuff need more time and polish?

>The Irregular at Magic High School WIP
How would Flash Cast's ability to only handle spells that use a single system affect out-of-setting magic that's been converted to this setting's magic?

>>53238717
Not only do you have shit taste, you also eat nachos wrong!

>>53238825
Okay, fess up, who was in charge of babysitting moon man?

>>53239163
>Okay, fess up, who was in charge of babysitting moon man?
Check your texts messages, bucko. Might wanna make sure you pay attention to what you're volunteering for next time.

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>>53239152
If we succeed in the motion to reinstate Taco Tuesdays, I'd also like to propose an addendum that bans Heavens from attending. We don't need ourselves any repeats of last time.

>>53239163
Hey wasn't me.

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>>53238949
I mean. You're not wrong.

>>53239183
YOU KNEW GOOD AND WELL THAT I HAD TO STUDY FOR EXAMS THAT NIGHT!

So what did you guys do in the Generic Videogame Jump? Stay small, go huge, somewhere in between, or whatever?
I went full EA, only instead of CRUSHING THE LIFE OUT OF EVERYTHING I let them do their own thing and only stepped in if needed. It was basically a massive web of companies that worked together sometimes, and there weren't all that many that ended up failing outright, save for the ones that just didn't really try. It didn't hurt that I actually bought EA back when they were small and stopped the creation of that beast right at the get go.

>>53239230
Not my fault you can't figure out the calendar on your phone.

>>53239245
(Generic Video Game Developer) #32
-Career Type: Indie (Free) -I'm gonna make my mark!
-Specialization: R&D (Free) -I'm gonna make the BEST TOYS.
-It's My Game! (Free) -I have control over this.
-One Hit Wonder (800CP) (Discount) -ALWAYS GO FOR QUALITY.
-Triple A Title (400CP) -A step in my master plan.
-Lost Art (-200CP) -CODING THAT IS AMAZING.
-Hardware Necessities (Free) -A small reminder can help.
-Making Virtual A Reality (-500CP) (Discount) -Oh. Yes. This will be good.
-It Started With A Pixel (-500CP)
-Digital Half-Life (-400CP)
-Rule of Threes (-300CP)
-Doing It For The Art (0CP)
Dice Rolls: 2000s, 19 years old
-End Choice: Next Adventure

I stayed small. Or at least, I didn't benefit much from my shit. But that's alright.

>>53239155
Fountain of Eternity (400 CP): Oh… I… Oh. Oh dear. I hope you know what you’re doing with this. The original was born from a mistake and only served to cause even worse disasters. You see, you’re now the owner of a small fountain. Distinctly night elven, with beautiful architecture and holds thirty-six liters of water at a time. Refills itself every two months as it’s drained, and is enchanted to always filter out foreign pollutants and keep the water pure and fresh. Why such odd qualities? Well…

For you see, this water is from the Well of Eternity that existed thousands of years ago. The magical scab that Aman’thul wove over the planet’s gaping wound created the massive lake ever-brimming the most potent of arcane energies. The first trolls that settled around it’s shores evolved into the Night Elves as a result of their exposure, and it was the energy within that lake’s waters that enabled a portal great enough for the Fel Titan Sargeras to manifest upon Azeroth in his full physical form. It will take years to gather enough water to match the old Well, but… Please. Be careful with this.

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>>53239276
>mfw
I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.

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>>53239276
>be careful with this
>be careful with this
>be careful
>careful

>>53239230
>study for exams
>implying that's an excuse
Oh, I see how it is. When I had to study for my Demon Lord exams, it's perfectly fine to stick me with Heavens babysitting duty, but when YOU have exams, oh then it's an issue! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD EXAMS IN THE DEMON WORLD ARE?! THEY'RE LITERALLY A HELLISH EXPERIENCE!

>>53239323
>DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD EXAMS IN THE DEMON WORLD ARE?!
Says the guy that spent the semester doing an "independent study."

>>53239276
Not sure if I should even touch that.

My current chain is a crafting themed run with the end goal being the crafting of a universe.

The Fountain would mean an easy magic source to create an inherently magic species. It would be a terrible idea though.

>>53239276
Oh God, I can see this ending up going so badly...

>>53239295
RED NO

>>53239323
Don't you just have to show how evil you are, just go steal some candy from a baby.

>>53239402
For extra fun you could merge it with the untainted warp fountain that will be a reward once Dark Crusade is finished. I'm sure that'd make for an interesting and wholly stable species.

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>>53239414
RED YES.

I'M GONNA PUT IT IN THE SEEDBED. AND THEN I'M GONNA MAKE A BIG-ASS LAKE FOR IT. AND THEN.

I WILL DRINK IT.

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Warhammer:Eldar- The origins of these things sounds similar to the Solars
0/1800
Path of the Seer- I am as much a Sorcerer as I am a Warrior
Free Guardian Training
Free Psychic Race
Free Eldar Physiology
LOST TO THE PATH
Discount Seer
Discount Warlock
'Free' Farseer
Bonesinger
Grace of the Eldar Race
A Sharp Tongue
Free Soul Stone
Discount Runic Lexicon(Witnessing, Reaping)
Not All Who Wander Are Lost(Ammy, Bager, Raven, Frisk, Illya, Yuuki)
Rolled for Dor-Hai

Long is the Road+800- OOC:I discussed it with some people, and we think that Tiger can survive.

And so begins the greatest quest yet.
The Quest To Get Amaterasu Made Into An Eldar Goddess.

>>53239374
You're one to talk, you weren't even THERE for half the semester!

>>53239419
Nah, you also have to show your skill at being an evil overlord, hamming it up as a super villain, and coming up with over-the-top, overly complicated schemes. Also, you have to corrupt at least one angel, or some other holy creature.

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>>53239454
Do not!

>>53239245
I made every game that the Cool Games Inc podcast ever thought up. Even the vore ones. Especially the vore ones. But because my product was such high-quality from having jumper-class craftsmanship put into it, they were popular all the same somehow. Cook For Cube nearly destroyed the company, but I got enough blackmail material out of it to stay afloat.

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>>53238734
There's a mask in here, but it's only worth buying if you want to hide how you're not a normal human.

I'm going to be trying to add tract panels, and praying it doesn't completely fuck up the formatting.

>>53239486
Not my fault that my application to do fieldwork on the ecology and behavior of wild succubi was accepted. Oh. Wait. Yes it was, I bribed the department heads.

Stay mad, nerd.

>>53239448
That is such a visionary super villain level of insanity that I am tempted despite the current run being on the good side.

What would happen if I used either of these waters for cooking? Prolly not good things. Certainly not things I should teach people. Oh gods, theres so much temptation.

>>53239454
Weird I thought you said Red Eyes as in the sharingan and you were gonna plant them in the well.

>>53239454
WHATEVER YOU DO.

DO NOT.

USE IT.

FOR YOUR GARDEN.

>>53239033
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/tongues.htm

No need, there's a spell right there.

>>53239295
>>53239322

I SAID BE CAREFUL, DAMN IT.

>>53239414
Demons. Whaddyagonnado.

>>53239402
Ah, crafting-themed run eh?

Have yet to finish descriptions, but there's going to be some cheap items that grant a replenishing stockpile of WoW-based trade goods, like a respawning ore vein, an herb garden, a walk-in pantry full of cooking supplies, that kind of thing.

You might like some of the cheaper Companions too.

>>53239276
I want it. I want to make a Well in my Inner World.

>>53239454
>>53239529
DO IT RED!
WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?

>>53239245
Jump 1 and I went Drop-In. Once the realization that I have no idea what anything in London is or how to function as an adult with fuck-all documentation hit, I just locked myself in the Warehouse and made video games like a maniac. Most of those were incredibly cheesy trashy romance monstergirl-focused Visual Novels, so that particular trend was going strong in the western world by the time MGQ blew up.

Also accidentally started a few revolutions using meme magic. The Designer Capstone goes fucking hard when boosted. Russia was in the process of taking over Europe while the South rose again by the time the jump ended, so I've been pretty careful about making sure my propaganda covert activism sent the right message afterwards.

All in all, a good time.

>>53239525
>What would happen if I used either of these waters for cooking?
>cooking
>not brewing
Keep working it, you'll get there.

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>>53239529
The Seedbed IS my Garden this chain. So you bet your ass I'm gonna plant it right in there and make it a giant lake.

>>53239570
I suppose I should mention that the Seedbed is mixed with the Time-Accelerated garden from GX and the Hell Dimension from DC Occult.

>>53239528
That would be weird. Funny, but weird.

>>53239501
>>53239562
>mfw

>>53239508
Wait...wait, THAT'S what you were doing? HA! Man, you missed out! Didn't you hear about the 'Seducing Your Enemies' class having succubi from Lilith's clan as practice/test subjects? I wondered why you weren't there, if that's what you were doing...I'm no longer mad. That's fucking hilarious.

>>53239608
>Didn't you hear about the 'Seducing Your Enemies' class having succubi from Lilith's clan as practice/test subjects?
Took it last year . . . at the graduate level. How was it?

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>>53239276
SLURP
SLORP
SLURP

DELICIOUS W A T E R

MY HAMSTERS WILL PARTAKE OF IT'S WATERS AND THEY SHALL BECOME STRONG

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>>53239245
I basically just did a bunch of derivative shit and tried to keep series I liked from going to shit.
I'm not a super creative guy, but I'd play the hell out of pic related and I bet a lot of other people would too.

>>53239276
The worst part is I don't even know what I'd do with this if I bought it. Probably looks really cool, though.

>>53239507
Back to v0.1? I thought we were on 0.5?

>>53239628
Pretty great, actually, though I think we lost a few guys. Remember Mazach, that pipsqueak imp with the big mouth? Poor fucker got stuck with Sidrus.

>>53239276
So...what happens if you use this to make another Well of Eternity, and create a community of dragon people around it like the trolls did? Asking for reasons.

Why does attack on titan junior high look better than the original?

>>53239710
Bleh.

If it makes you feel any better, I spent a good amount of my time avoiding incredibly fugly overly grabby ifrits.

>>53239562
>replenishing stockpile
Fuck yeah! Will these be mixable with the garrison in anyway? Even if I hated WoD for the isolation box bullshit, I think it would be cool to have that kind stuff as a Jumper.

As for companions; the sad thing is I already have a story in my head how some of the WoW Jump will go and I got set on an Onyxian drake guy on a path of redemption because I am a sucker for redemption stories. No idea if he will join past the WoW Jump though (I roll for stuff and usually it doesnt end well.)

That and I have no idea if I will be able to afford anything with all the things youre selling.

>>53239580
The last thing we need is for DRUNKEN insanity.

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>>53239692
We were on 0.05.

>>53239728
... Well I imagine you'd wind up with some ridiculously attractive dragonoids, given how they turned trolls into night elves. So you'd things like spines on the back, horns curling through the hair, BRIGHT hair, eye, nail, and skin colors.

Yeah, look at the similarities between night elves and trolls and you should see the general way any other species would change when gathering around a Well.

>>53239813
>the fangs are what's left of the tusks

How did I never get this.

>>53239740
Eugh, ifrits. I remember when Asmodeus brought a bunch of them back with him after one of his 'hunts'. I mean, I know he's the Prince of Lust, but there has to be some limit, right?

>>53239827
It gets better. You know how trolls are notable for hunting and stalking prey, with some sub-types even dedicating themselves to perfecting that craft?

Night elven Shadowmeld.

>>53239744
>Garrison

Aww jeez. I'll see if I can - don't get me wrong, the idea's awesome. But the Garrison section's fucking HUGE at this point, just going over some of the benefits each potential building grants.

>>53239868
Neat.

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>>53239813
Hold up I got this. Picture related.

>>53239507
how do we kill Cthulhu to end the Apocalypse in jump

>>53239882
Well shit, I though the garrison was going to be a generic plot of land with crafting based buildings.

Sounds cool, though.

>>53239868
I still think trolls are cooler, but how much of that is my pro-Horde bias I have no idea.

WoWAnon, will there be anything - like a perk or drawback - that starts us out before WoW starts?

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>>53239562
Will Warriors still fall to the earth in a giant asteroid like fashion from Valhalla? If they go with the Legion class leader.
Will it be way better than the gimped version we've seen in the game?

I just realized the Rings in Injustice are not capped, awesome.

If I shitpost quietly, maybe that'll work.

>>53239991
What, like in the timeskip between WCIII and WoW?

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>>53239998
They're still "capped" in a sense, they do have a hard limit on amount of will power.

>>53240040
...What was his plan exactly? Lantern constructs aren't permanent anyway and it's not like that could have sustained life.

>>53239998
They're not capped, but they are tainted. Injustice is a trap jump, you can't take anything from it without being corrupted.

>>53240062
Explain?

>>53240040
What is happening here exactly?

>>53240040
>>53239998
That reminds me of the time a member of the GL couldn't stop a planet exploding bomb because the main villain painted the entire thing yellow.

I couldn't stop laughing for minutes after reading that.

>>53240069
memes.

>>53240038
That sounds like it could be an interesting time to see.

>>53239991
Eh, that's the territory of Warcraft's 1-3 as it were. Frozen Throne itself ends right about Year 22 ADP.

I can add a +0 drawback to have the events of those jumps tie in, but I don't think I should go any further than that.

>>53239927
>Well shit, I though the garrison was going to be a generic plot of land with crafting based buildings.

Shipyard alone is going to rain merry hell on my sanity. Not to mention the Inn, Gladiator's Sanctum, and similar things. Mage Tower / Spirit Lodge is gonna be fun to work with though.

>>53239995
Yes.

>>53240069
It's Injustice. You'll never wash away that filth.

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>>53240092
But the butlering was so cool

>>53240088
Goddammit, so we gotta wait for the other two jumps to get made before we can get into those events?

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>>53240076
Here it is

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Jump # 95 Firefly
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Background: Alliance Citizen (100)
Perks
*Edumacated (0)
*Fancy Medical trainin’ (100, Discount)
*Never call me that again (200, Discount)
*Things do go Smoothly (600)
*Leaf on the wind (100)
*Gut Feeling (200)
*Shoot’em politely (100)
Drawback:
*Reaver Scent (+300)
*Mercy is the mark of a great man (+200)
*You never Leave (+!00*)


(I know very little here so this may not be the best)

Well it’s always a little tough getting back in to the swing of things after such a long vacation but things weren’t too bad at the start here.

This was an interesting place. Sort of like if the wild west was in outer space but wasn’t Outlaw star or to a certain extent Cowboy Bebop.

I kind of was dropped here without a purpose so I took a job as a ship doctor for a quasi-legal transport company; A smuggler, among less polite folks.

They were a quirky group by had great senses of humor and were fun to travel with.

I threw enough money at them not to question my wives coming with me or their lack of experience with the world (honestly when it came time to kill stuff they more than made up for their deficiencies in other areas)

We traveled from place to place getting involved with one misadventure to another do to lack of funds (I kept quiet about being rich, though a few times when we were down and out I worked through proxies to hire us to keep us going.)

It was fun, we got to meet some… interesting characters who made me glad I was bulletproof. I got to prove that a few more times than I would like.

Anyways I kept the crew patched up and healthy, didn’t even need to bring anyone back from the dead (just damn near close to it a few times.)

For some reason no matter where we went we ran in to these things called Reavers, they weren’t dangerous to me or my companions but they were death for anyone else. So we usually had to work to save everyone when we ran in to them.

>>53240120
That's the most ri-goddamn-diculous thing ever.

>>53240102
No, that was one of the stupidest parts.

>>53240092
But anon, you know it will be updated for 2 eventually. Can you resist a Supergirl waifu?

>>53240137
I guess it can't be helped that you have shit taste.
If you were complaining about the fighting game being ass you might be making sense, but right now you're just being contrarian for the sake of it.

>>53240106
Looks like. 3's already here, but 1 and 2 are nowhere to be seen.

How bad of an idea would it be to heal the land in Deadwind Pass and build a hidden base in the mountains?

I'd refrain from messing with the land immediately around Karazhan tower as that would be asking for trouble and attention.

>>53240169
Funny that.

Wakfu was working on Warcraft: Orcs and Humans

>>53240140
Yes, easily.

>>53240168
No, I just genuinely think it's a terrible storyline that shits all over the characters for the sake of shock value. The game is actually better, because the plot of that is "the characters from the real DC universe come to Injustice's timeline to kick everyone's ass". I quite enjoyed that.

>>53240189
You don't think there's still a pastebin up, do you?

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>>53240054
>>53240073
He blew up a planet on accident. Killing billions of people. Every year he tries to reconstruct the planet. However the rings have a hard limit, designed by the Guardians like that.

The rings are mass produced versions of the original concept. The original prototype is way more powerful. Hal Jordan (an idiot) described it as the power of 10 rings (its way more than that) but its unrefined. It acts more on his subconscious. He even went up against Parallax Hal who had the power of all the GLC, I think it was like 300+ rings. He was getting his ass handed to him until he unleashed the true potential, becoming a construct himself.

>>53240133
It was meant to show GL the magnitude of his hubris.

>>53240204
If he's too fucking stupid to rip up the environment to damage the exterior, then tear it apart from the inside, he's too stupid to live. Never mind a weakness to YELLOW PAINT is inexcusable anyway.

>>53240181
Preddy gud. Almost nothing occurs in Deadwind Pass until Legion, when the Burning Legion directly invades Karazhan to get at Medivh's secrets the old Guardian left behind.

>>53240120
Lantern rings aren't as cool anymore.

>>53240241
Lantern Rings were never cool.
#2 pencils can beat a green lantern.
Its just that imagining what a lantern can do when he's not jobbing is a neat thought excersize.

>>53240199
>Every year he tries to reconstruct the planet.

For what purpose? Hell why doesnt he just sweep all the rocks together? Their mass and gravity would do the rest anyway.

>>53240120
...Is that smug neckbeard an edit?

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>>53240120
>Yeah I covered the entire thing in yellow, what are you gonna do about it tough guy?

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>>53240219
Silver age comics man. They had some crazy shit.

Like this. His best friend got injured in a car accident, so Hal decided to take it out on the sign that "caused" it. By flying directly at it. However the sign was yellow.

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>Typhon now get 48 'mods
>Typesetting fixed in some instances

Done unless someone has any major complaints, and like I said, if an art pack comes out I'll make an imaged version

>>53240195
I looked it up. It's deleted.

>>53240223
I know there was the Karazhan raid during... Burning Crusade I think?

That didn't spill out of the tower right? Id just have to wait it out, hopefully.

As for Legion, shit going to be fucked either way when people have to raid the tower for artifacts-

Shit the Riders!
How often do the riders return to the tower? wowpedia isn't helping me here.
I cant imagine they wouldn't notice the land changed.

>>53240219
Hal knocked himself out fighting a yellow billboard once. No villain involved.

>>53240264
Nope, it's supposed to be the colorist or a member of the writing team, I don't remember

>>53240273
Well, that's just peachy.

>>53240283
But Hal Jordan is an idiot.

>>53240268
>>53240283
I wish that was surprising at all.

All that needs is to have the text in the artist boxes replaced with the GL ring going "ringbearer life signs terminated, searching for new user, minimum acceptable intelligence level increased".

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>>53240317
>>53240313
Grey lanterns are best anyway, thet could do anything if only they werent lazy asses.

Too bad being lazy asses is literally their power.

>>53240357
Aren't those /co/ OC?

Speaking of Injustice, do the Durability perks do anything for resistance to things beside force? E.g. if I took Extreme Durability, do I still have to worry about a mall cop with a taser?

>>53240357
I was wanting to get that as a fake pseudo-lantern power for Marvel, but turning into a man made of Vibranium was too tempting to pass up.

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>>53240283
To be fair Hal knocks himself out in silver age a lot. I think this is how John Stewart got the ring.

>>53240373
They should, yes.

>>53240268
That is literally the stupidest thing anyone has ever done. The sheer concentrated stupidity in this sequence is enough to power the world for generations. If only we could harness autism.

>>53240379
>super powerful alien device made of Sufficiently Advanced Technology
>can't fix a mild concussion

Yep, that's silver age all right.

>>53240368
Tg oc that co /co/opted.

>>53240282
Right, that. Yeah, that's canon but there's nothing really major that goes on there. Aside from maybe discovering a burning dragon skeleton rising because of course, they gotta fight Nightbane.

>Riders

That's a bit of a grey area. We know they DO exist at that point. There's a comic line where the Commander of the Night Watch in Darkshire, a priest, an SI:7 rogue, a worgen, and one of the Council of Six attack the Dark Riders and win, and that's how the Scythe of Elune makes it's way to the Cenarion Circle. However, it's hard to pinpoint WHEN that happens because the boy who is a worgen is transformed by the Wolf Cult in Duskwood.

>>53240429
Huh.

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>>53240268
Hal knocked himself out a lot. On at least three separate occasions he's punched himself in the face with his own ring's fist constructs.

>>53240434
Son of a bitch.

I havent read the comic and ill start looking it up now, but do they have any teleportation abilities? Could I just take advantage of various resources and lock them in their creepy basement? Sure, when legion roles around the heroes of various organizations are in for a nasty surprise when trying to get their artifact weapons, but that way I wouldn't fuck the timeline up too much.

>>53240425
I think it's less "can't fix it" and more "thank Ion, an excuse not to work with this asshole anymore, what the fuck was Abin Sur thinking".

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>>53240471
He's also weak to trees.

>>53240484
Yes, they do have teleport capability. HOWEVER, the only place the comic shows them capable of teleporting is to Karazhan. So you should be able to lock them in there.

>>53240269
Looks good m80. SoB jump pls.

>>53240504
This will end with many dangerous people angry with me, which will prolly get me some high fives from people. Mostly the people of Duskwood.

Warcraft has a lot of cursed/plagued lands, so there is going to be a lot going on in the ten years.

>>53240269
Are you sure you're not SJ-Chan?

>>53238813
Why wouldn't the thread accept it?

>>53240530
Don't forget to sew Draenor back together.

>>53240560
THAT is going to be more than a tad difficult, considering the rest of the planet is flat-out GONE.

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Some pondering questions about Fate and Sidereals. Yes I never shut the fuck up about it. Not really interested in using these at this moment, but I am curious.

Could Forceful Invader Eviction Principle give the user a boost against someone using a Reality Marble, given how a Reality Marble is imposing the user's inner world onto reality?

Could servants with high luck ranks resist against any Sidereals doing casualty stuff?

These questions...may be obvious. But I am still curious.

>>53240560
The land itself would be easy to give life to, but I have no idea how to bring back the original plant life/animals.

But no, the big problem is the water. I have no idea how to go about bringing the sea back even with the water generator from Terraria. And be contesting Illidan's factions and demons at the same time.

Though its nice having a general Jump spanning goal. Most of the time my idea is 'go with the plot and hope for the best'.

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>>53240531
Pretty sure

>>53240510
I'm looking into it, I found my DH books last night and am making notes

>>53240560
That was a crappy planet to begin with. As we've seen in WoD.

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>>53240603
>I'm looking into it, I found my DH books last night and am making notes
Thanks fampai, u da bess

>>53240501
That's a tiny as stick. That wouldn't do more than annoy someone who wasn't wielding a power ring and superhuman willpower.

>>53240600
It's not even so much the sea. Outland's basically a disintegrating chunk of land floating in space.

So who here would actually just go with the flow and ADVENTURE in WoW just because?

>>53240663
Me. I have no interest in the story, but Azeroth sounds like a neat sandbox to explore.

>>53240663
Probably. Lots of nice places to see.

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>>53240603
>I found my DH books last night and am making notes
You're doing the Emperor's will.

>>53240663
Prolly most people; I just hate that WoW has become a facebook game and thus want to change it out of spite.

I was fully aware the plot was shit back when I started playing during Burning Crusade, but I had good memories while playing with my brother and friends.

It's prolly going to be a breath of nostalgia for most people and its not like they were ever consistent with their lore anyways.

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>>53240603
>I'm looking into it, I found my DH books last night and am making notes

Can't wait

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>>53240603
>I'm looking into it, I found my DH books last night and am making notes

>>53240269
Psi-Hypo is cut off.

>>53240720
>Burning Crusade

How to make sure Quel'thalas rejoins the Alliance?

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>>53240128
Jump # 96 Generic Video Game Creator
Age: 22
Gender: Female
Career type: Indie
Specialization: Designer
Era: 2000
*It’s My Game (0)
*One Hit Wonder (200, Discount)
*Story (0)
*Guitar Hero (200, Discount)
*The Jumper Parable (300, Discount)
*Cult Classic (400)
Companions
*Companion Import (200)
Drawback:
*Doing it for the Art (+300)

Companions
Akitsu
Career: Indie
Specialization: Producer
Perks:
*Teamwork is Best
*WTF is Boolean
*Steam Sale
*Kickstarter

Arcueid, Tamamo, Dark Magician Girl
Career: Indie
Specialization: Artist
Perks:
*Drawing
*Backflip for Style
*Ultra-High Settings
*Bring it to life

Yubel, Rick & Van Hellsing
Career: Indie
Specialization: Programmer
Perks:
*Code Monkey
*Hit a Key, any Key
*Start your Engines
*Lost Art

Sans
Career: Indie
Specialization: Designer
Perks:
*Story
*Criticism
*Guitar Hero
*The Jumper Parable


Sometimes it’s the small things that bring us the most joy. It’s funny really. In this jump we were a band of small game makers working out of my garage trying to put together a game. It was hard work for all of us but something about working on something together on. We poured our hearts and souls in to it, despite several arguments and a few changes in direction do to disagreements by the time we brought it to the market it was all of our baby.

Well our game that we all worked so hard on became a smash hit, It changed the face of gaming and the next year we had so many games trying to imitate it.

Our little company grew up almost overnight, we moved out of my garague and in to a proper studio, we hired a team to work on each section of the game and started to play with the big kids.

We had a ton of Ideas and the best of intentions but we had made a couple mistakes. First we got a little overly ambitious as the people we hired were not as skilled as us and we had been and second, we set the bar a little high.

(To be continued)

>>53240269
Also, i don't know if it supposed to be like that or not but the two Super Thermal mods don't mention requiring the first tier.

>>53240757
People were excited for our next release…

Hype as it turns out is a double edge sword, and while I say to this day the game we put out was a good game. It wasn’t the ground breaking genre defining masterpiece that our previous game had been.

It’s a good thing I had money because I was all that was keeping the company afloat then. While at first our new game sold well… sales trickled off fast.

So our little company was in crisis we pulled together despite some of my companions cursing (sometimes literally) the customers.

It’s very hard to recapture the magic of the first time but still we worked closely with eachother, we better utilized the newbies we had hired (gave them stuff that didn’t really matter but were necessary) and we worked many hours to put together our next big game.

I would love to say it was a smash hit, and in a way it was, it sold very well it was received very well but it wasn’t as amazing as the first time. We considered it a success after all our first game had been made without a budget really so it’s kind of tough to compare that to something that we made as a larger studio.

We continued to do well, eventually even becoming one of the big triple A studios. We tried to pride ourselves on the quality of our work rather than quantity so we were the smallest of the AAA studios but our games always sold and reviewed well.

It was a fun journey and I got several amazing games out of it all in all I have to say I am proud of the work we did.

>>53240750
Free his people of the addiction to the sunwell and heal the land. He is mostly a man so desperate and driven down by some serious betrayals that he has gone batshit.

Or at least that's what I vaguely and possibly wrongly remember from WCIII. Its been awhile.

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>>53240736
I noticed. I've fixed it but I don't want to spam the thread.

>>53240759
It's not. I'll fix it for the uploaded version

>>53240726
>>53240724
>>53240713
>>53240633

How do you all feel about a Orders Famulous perk tree?

>>53240783
I meant the kingdom, you're thinking of Kael'thas.

Although honestly that works.

>>53240783
Kael'thas? He's actually sold himself to the Burning Legion by the time the Dark Portal opens up.

The rest of that still holds true. Although the Sunwell addiction is on an utterly ridiculous level.

>>53240802
Whoops, sorry.
At least I sort of helped.
Not sure how to heal the blood elves without giving just another energy source to be addicted to though.

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>>53240799
>How do you all feel about a Orders Famulous perk tree?
I'd be cool if it was a Sororitas jump with all the orders available.

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>>53240799

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>>53240877
Wait, that's an inquisitor, nevermind.
I must have Inquisition on the brain.

>>53240783
They're not addicted. They actually need it like you need air. Without the Sun Well they were dying, the Dalarian High Elves were fine because they were in Dalaran. Everyone else was gasping at air.

They were also targeted by a racist who decided to use a race that just survived their apocalypse in suicide missions. When they survived thanks to the Naga, they were to be executed.

Then Illidain taught them how to drain magic from fel energy. So they used demonic vermin. Which is why their skin is redder & their eyes glow green.

The Alliance saw them as traitors & tainted. Sylvanas is one who convinced the Horde to take them in. If anything they feel more at home with the Forsaken, both been fucked in the ass by Arthas & they're both into the arcane sciences.

Night Elves hate them. Humans almost wanted to kill them. Dwarves & Gnomes have no relation with them. At least they're far away from the Orcs, Trolls, & Tauren. They just have to deal with Forsaken which is only cool because of Sylvanas. Also they're helping heal the land that Arthas fucked up.

>>53240891
An Inquisition / Inquisitor jump would be sweet too

>>53240900
>yfw Garithos' excuse was "elves left my village to die"
>yfw Garithos trusted Sylvanas and look where it got him
>yfw Garithos was only in his position because literally everyone more qualified was dead

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>>53240799

>How do you all feel about a Orders Famulous perk tree?

I don't mind, I was going to go drop in so that I can stay a male and then go and do what I do every war hammer jump that lets me, Hang with the Lamenters
[/spoiler]Also hit on Sisters of Battle in between engagements with the tyranids

>>53240241
The weakness was removed ages ago.

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>>53240891
Well, I'll add in some scenarios and the inquisition will be among them, but I think the specific orods should be saved for a DH jump.

>>53240918
Well, speaking off, I can do this as a Dark Heresy jump and still make sure the Sororitas get their due. Would take me longer though.

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>>53240936
If its Sororitas only I don't know what I'll do in that regard.

Make it so you have to be a passable trap?

>>53240998
Just use the same excuse that showed up in the 'basic' imperium jump for being a female space marine.

People insist you're female, and ignore all evidence to the contrary.

>>53240954
Probably best to stick to Sororitas. A DH jump would be a huge undertaking

>>53240954
I'd do Sororitas first and if you're still feeling spry try to tackle DH

>>53240269
This looks good.
I had no idea they were doing a remake of Prey. So thanks for introducing me to that.
I've watched a couple hours of gameplay and this game is 100% different from the original. It's basically an entirely different game and story.
But it's good in it's own way.

Any chance you'd be willing to do a Prey (2006) jump?

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>>53240750
Do you know what the funny thing is? The Blood Elves tried to join the Alliance immediately after becoming a faction. They didn't want to be members of the Horde at all. The Alliance rejected them at the urging of the remaining High Elves who were disgusted by their brothers.

Do you know what else is funny? As soon as their addiction was cured in-canon? They were in talks to leave the Horde and join the Alliance again. That time it was ruined when Garrosh blew up that magic city though and Jaina decided to be a massive cunt to the Blood Elves again. So good job Jaina.

But seriously? The only thing you have to do to get the Blood Elves in the Alliance is to stop the remaining High Elves from being assholes, or just stop the Alliance from listening to them. Curing them at the same time would certainly help, though.

It'd probably be pretty easy to butterfly the Tauren into joining the Alliance eventually too. It's really just the Forsaken, Trolls, and of course the Orcs that are definite Horde material.

>>53240900
Would something like that Nightfallen's nature/arcane tree's fruit help the blood elves at all?

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>>53240998

No matter what you do, I'll still be hitting on the Sisters of Battle and be helping out the Lamenters. I know it's a tragic sacrifice but I will gladly make it

>>53241063
>It's really just the Forsaken, Trolls, and of course the Orcs that are definite Horde material.
All trash that can be purged without losing anything of value anyway

>>53241063
So what you're saying is get Vereesa and co. to calm down and make sure Garrosh doesn't go full WCI?

>>53241088
I agree on the Forsaken, but the Darkspear are okay and I don't dare purge Saurfang.

>>53241063
>High Elves are assholes
Every fucking time.

>>53241060
The title came from Zenimax being paranoid about their trademarks, it's a 'shock game in all but name.

So no, I'm more inclined to do a Systemshock jump if we don't have one, I haven't checked.

>>53241063
Is there any way to get rid of the Orc's whole shamanic thing? Because they're not one with the land, they're alien invaders. I get that they practiced a shamanic religion on their home planet, but on Azeroth they've got a history of being demonically-tainted monsters ravaging the world. The spirits should be crying out for their extermination.

>>53240998
>spoiler
Should be fine. I took greater liberties when it came to my male jumper going female to roll Sororitas in the Imperium jump.

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>>53241063
>>53241088
If you get rid of all the horde who's going to be saying kek anymore?
Think of the consequences here anons. The horde is necessary to keep the memetic balance.

>>53241131
The obvious answer is to introduce KeK worship to the Alliance

>>53241063
Tauren would never join the Alliance. The Orcs saved them from the Centaurs.

In a perfect world, there would be three major factions.

Third Faction
• Forsaken
• Blood Elves
• Goblins

Horde
• Orcs
• Dark Spears
• Tauren

Alliance
• Human
• Dwarf
• Gnome

The Night Elves would remain neutral because they're cunts.

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>>53241125
Could also be explained as warp mutations and close encounters with Slaneesh

>>53241116
I mean, sure, but I think you should intervene early instead of waiting to stop Garrosh. No reason to let them join the Horde at all.

>>53241122
Stop the Trolls from teaching them?

>>53241131
Well like I said, Orcs, Trolls, and Forsaken.

>>53241119
We do not. Someone posted a WIP a while back, but there's nothing on the drive.

>>53241137
Your perfect world I imagine involves your fetishes also running rampant, and frankly I find that world revolting.

>>53241137
In a perfect world the Forsaken would be extinct because they're the evilest of all the races.

>>53241145
>Stop the Trolls from teaching them?
I'm more wondering how any spirit agreed to listen to them. What the hell did the trolls bribe them with that any orc attempt to contact the spirits isn't being met with cries of "ABOMINATION"?

>>53241160
Careful anon. Fist has openly wanked in public to Sylvanas, you're about to get him autisming.

>>53241143
Will there be drawbacks dealing with those kinds of shenanigans?

>>53241119
>it's a 'shock game in all but name.
They said the same shit about Bioshock.
Granted, I love the Bioshock series, but still.
I never actually played System Shock or the sequel, so I don't know how true that is or how good they are.

>>53241137
>Wandering Pandaren join Horde later due to Chen/Rexxar

>Alliance get breakaway Mogu because Titans

>Forsaken/Goblin faction gets Black Drakonids because EVIL

>BElves in own faction (Illidari w/Naga and Broken?)

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>>53241143
Sometimes I think we're siblings with how much we think alike, Sister-chan.

>>53241169
The spirits likely don't record history, and considering they do what trolls tell them, they're idiots.

>>53241183
Goddamn, all those factions at each others throats.

>>53241178
Is Many on the WoW writing team?

>>53241203
>idiots
>implying the spirits aren't more than a little evil themselves
>Hakkar the Soulflayer

>>53241210
Yep.

What happens to the Draenei?

>>53241169
>>53241203
>>53241222
Yeah most of the spirits and elements seems to be on the 'stupid neutral' side of things at best and outright evil at worst.

>>53241181
It's true

Level design philosophy in the Bioshocks took a departure from Systemshocks, making it more linear and designed around arenas. Systemshock was more like a Metroidvania with more of the map becoming available as you explored, with the caveat that the design of the environments were designed to be lived in places first. If anything Prey is a return to form.

Oh, and Bioshock removed inventory management, which Prey brings back. Really the only think Prey is missing from Systemshock is the dated combat and SHODAN

>>53241251
>dissing best leopard Har'koa

>>53241251
Ragnaros did nothing wrong.

>>53241252
>and SHODAN
>Implying that isn't a sin worthy of capital punishment.

>>53241179
There will be warp mutations in the drawbacks, I don't think I'll mention Slaanesh in that though, or if I do it will negate the cp bonus, because we all know why you took that drawback

>>53241145
It was Drek'Thar of the Frost Wolves that taught Thrall the old ways. He then befriended several spirits, becoming the first new Orc Shaman in awhile. They also forgave the demonic corruption.
Thrall then met up with the Dark Spears Trolls & Tauren whom were already Shamanistic races.

>>53241281
>because we all know why you took that drawback
? Wouldn't Slaanesh be the one most likely to mess with the SoB though? At least mutation wise?

>>53241262
TOO SOON!

>>53241281
All kidding and memes aside, wouldn't a Sister with a warp mutation be purged immediately?

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>>53241143

I guess the Lamenters won't miss me too much If I go to help redeem some lost S.o.B

>>53241297
No. Slaanesh is all about self perfection, not 'teehee I put a penis on a girl now space 4chan will obsessively argue over how much they hate/love her.'

>>53241297
Why would they be?

>>53241311
That's what Slaanesh is supposed to be about. It's not what it actually is about. Chaos Gods are sellouts, man. They lure you in with this cool talk of nuanced and complex forms of corruption, but in the end it's always lame stuff.

>>53241311
>>53241313
I meant more along the lines of mutating them in the way Strike-Chan's original image, since I don't think that's something the other gods would do. Well, Tzeentch might, for some nebulous (and possibly nonsensical) plan.

>>53241333
>Chaos hipsters
You might only be half-Satan, but you're full evil.

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>>53241310
>redeem

>>53241311
Its more about excess. A dancer who dances & dances to be perfect. The foodie who'll only eat the most perfect food. The warrior obsessed with the art of the kill. The rock n' roll clown looking for his next fix.

>>53241343
Tzeentch is a fan of change for change's sake. If there's a mutation, any mutation at all, it can be Tzeentch's fault, even if it looks suitable for the other gods.

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>>53241277
I think they did something special with Bioshock and the new Prey.

I mean if we still had SHODAN we wouldn't have Andrew Ryan.

Not to say that she's not great

>>53241303
You very rarely come out of a DH game around the Ordos Hereticus without a warp mutation. And these people have the most experience fighting Heresy so I think there is a little tolerance for it. That might just be miss remembered head cannon though, so I'll double check.

>>53241343
Sisters are some of the most fervent in their blood lust for the emperor, and Nurgle is the king of STDs. There are plenty of ins.

>>53241354
He's correct though, the Chaos Gods really don't do the representation job very well. Khorne's the closest to it, and even he's more focused on the negative aspects.

>>53241393
Andrew Ryan was an acceptable replacement, does Prey have anyone on Ryan or SHODAN's tier?

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>>53241404
Morgan Yu, the protagonist actually. Though definitely not on the same tier character wise the way they play with perception and memory makes the difference IMO.

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>>53241343
The secret to Tzeentch's plan is that his plan is to just shake things up and make things happen. That's literally it. He can't lose as long as he's done anything at all, and thus prevented stagnation. That's all there is to his vaunted 'plan'. That mortals get all paranoid and devote their lives trying to figure out his master plan is part of the joke for him.

It's funny how there are actually people in this thread who think it's possible to kill SCP-682 Post-Spark, let alone Pre-.

>>53241448
Being a creators pet doesn't matter when those creators aren't the ones writing the show anymore.
Just sayin'

>>53241448
It's funny how you're transparently trying to start an argument, and how you're so pathetic that you'll think of me pointing this out as "biting your bait" and consider it a win.

>>53241444
Well he does have a 'master plan', multiple master plans, several of which contradict one another. Because plots, plans, and even overthinking all fall under his purview.

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>>53241448

It's funny how there are actually people in this thread who think that it's possible to toss out old bait and not come across as a lazy faggot

>>53241474
Yeah, but his true goal is just to create change. That's his master plan, and why he can't lose as long as anything happens, even if you beat him. All those other plots and plans he does are simply means to an end.

>>53241499
And the end goal of the Orks is endless conflict, same with Khorne. The factions are remarkably simple in their end desires, but their means can be incredibly convoluted.

>>53241499
Tzeentch auto loses no matter what because the grim dark future of mankind is not allowed to progress so long as games workshop owns it.
He can't change shit in a way that matters. The universe is stagnant by it's very nature.

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Is it wrong to want to waifu someone who is in, or will enter into, a relationship at some point during the story?

>>53241530
You haven't kept up with the latest books have you?

Cadia broke before the Guard did. Girlyman woke up and is being pissy about the state of the Imperium, and has an Eldar Waifu.

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>>53241530
Did you miss how Guilliman woke up, the Eldar have a new leader, and how she and Guilliman are waifu and husbando and basically uniting the two factions in common goal?

Also the galaxy has literally been divided in two by warp storms.

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>>53241550
Is in? Yes, it's wrong.

Will enter into? Not if you get to them before the other person. ESPECIALLY if you get to them before they meet the other person.

Pic-Related

>>53241553
>Girlyman
Who?

>>53241578
read >>53241554

>>53241554
>Forgetting Cadia broke before the guard did
Typical heretic. You had to crack a planet to beat the Guard.

>>53241578
Gulliman, the primarch of the Ultramarines, is commonly nicknamed 'girlyman' by people who dislike ultramarine wank.

>>53241563
I follow this same idea. If they're in a relationship when I meet them, I leave them be. If they're not, it's free game for me.

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>>53241553
>>53241554
This Berenstain universe grows ever stranger.
What's next will White Wolf finally decide to print a playable tabletop?

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>>53241554
I am still fucking salty that Guilliman can just up and break ten thousand years or more of xenophobia just by going "lol mah waifu now". On top of effectively becoming Ultrasmurf leader of the entire Imperium WHILE USING THE EMPEROR'S PERSONAL SWORD.

The Ward is strong for this one.

So is it possible to fix the Warp Pre-Spark?

>>53241550
No. Their partner in the original timeline has no ownership over them. They are their own person, and if they decide to make the choice to be in a relationship with you, that is perfectly fine. Provided, of course, that you make them at least as happy as they would be in canon. If you don't you'd be causing a net loss in happiness for them, in which case you've done something bad. Make your lover happy, anon. I'm sure you can do it.

>>53241448
>>53241465
>>53241472
There are ways of killing the thing in canon. Just all of them are so destructive or overt the O5-X's have forbidden them. I think it was tossing him into the sun and something else would work.

>>53241474
You know what's funny about that? I once read a light bit of lore where one of the Bird Deamon things is talking about how no one has seen Tzeentch in ages, because he's hip deep in skimming the future all the time. All of them are a part of him, thus why it seems like he has several plans going at the same time. Even the Mutually contradictory plans will come out to a net positive as long as the script that Tzeentch has lain out is followed to the T.

>>53241550
RTN (I think that's the right term... Maybe NTR?) is usually seen in a negative light.

>>53241578
Primarch of the Ultramarines, Royal Smurf Roboute Guilliman.

>>53241600
White Wolf is dead so probably not.

>>53241600
As a fan of Exalted, OWoD, and even Scion

You're just talking crazy talk man.

>>53241610
>RTN (I think that's the right term... Maybe NTR?) is usually seen in a negative light.
NTR. It's an abbreviation of "netorare", the Japanese word for cuckoldry, which entered 4chan's lexicon thanks to hentai.

>>53241613
but muh beast the primordial :^)

>>53241604
>break ten thousand years or more of xenophobia just by going "lol mah waifu now"
wot

So the Imperium isn't MDK'ing xeno's anymore? The fuck is going on?