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Pathfinder General /pfg/

Swordtrained Edition: What's your favorite weapon from a thematic standpoint? What mechanical quirks does it have that makes it worthless for your character to wield?

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Old thread: >>53124212
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>>53131074
I like punching daggers but TWF blows.
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>>53131074
>What's your favorite weapon from a thematic standpoint?
I like spears.
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>>53131137
This. Spears are thematic and fun
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>>53131074
>What's your favorite weapon from a thematic standpoint?
Greatswords or greataxes. Big weapons are the best weapons.
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>>53131074
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>>53131074
I like totem spears, rapiers, and some of the exotic eastern weapons I can equip my monks and samurai with.

The totem spear has such a weird place as a spear weapon that its super cool.
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>he pokes at things with sharpened bits of metal like a fucking savage
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>>53131074
Honestly I really enjoy axes, there's something very visceral about swinging a heavy blade down on someone.
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>>53131137

Spears > Dueling Swords > Bastard Swords
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>>53131191
Tuvarkz pls...
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>>53131191
SASAKI
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>>53131198
Velma Dinkley?
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>>53131198
This. The only true combat is ripping people and their minds asunder through powerful magicks

>>53131199
This. Its the only true barbarian weapon though.
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>>53131191
T E T S U B O
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>>53131191
This, I love the nodachi, it's a very cool weapon, but everybody assumes I'm using it just to abuse its stats.
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>>53131228
Tetsubo is the real answer.
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>>53131228
Secondary. Tetsubo for best BIGG THICC samurai weapon.

Works especially well with bigg thicc samurai
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>>53131232
Didn't somebody do that math and find that it's actually not that much better than a greatsword at low levels and it's worse than a falcata at high levels?
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>>53131232
Are you sure they're not just assuming you're using it because you're an autistic weeaboo?
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>>53131257
Where do you think you are, man.

And honestly on the grand scale of weebery, katanas/eastern blades are fucking small time.
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>>53131285
what is the maxweeb weapon

fighting fans right
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>>53131285
>katanas/eastern blades are fucking small time
They really aren't.
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>>53131317
I mean they are compared to being a Kitsune, bakenekowhatever the fuck, catgirls, etc.
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>>53131137
>>53131148
>>53131203

How do you guys like your spears?

>Swift and agile, like Oberyn Martell or a wuxia film
>Strong and forceful, like the Nameless King
>Hybrid of the two, like Dragonslayer Ornstein
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>>53131317
Katanas are cool, I don't care what stupid politics people attach to them.
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>>53131257
>Are you sure they're not just assuming you're using it because you're an autistic weeaboo?
Not really, I usually try to refluff it along the lines of the falx.
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>>53131191

Has anyone made fun of Kyras for using a Nodachi in fucking Not!Poland
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>>53131316
That's pretty high tier but it doesn't have to be weeb necessarily.

>>53131335
A bakeneko is a catgirl, as in, literally a cat-or-girl.

>>53131317
Yes, they are. Literally anyone who's watched Samurai Jack or even the Last Samurai knows what they are.
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>>53131339
Swift but strong like the dragon crescent blades from ancient china. I usually run them as refluffed naginata
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>>53131339
muh 2fast4u
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>>53131339
Swift and agile is the style that comes to mind for me. I loves me some wuxia films too.
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Which melee class is the least reliant on feats to function well?
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>>53131339
Realistic.

None of that oversized 300lbs crap.
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>>53131381

Barbarian.

It just works.
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>>53131339
I actually like my spears big and thicc like old prehistoric caveman hunting mamoths, or tribal warrior decorating it with fetishes and feathers
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>>53131339
Wielded by peasants.
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>>53131362
>samurai jack
>the last samurai
Most normal people don't watch kid shows.
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>>53131339
With a shield
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>>53131371

My absolute favorite is when the character's sanic fast with his spear, but still lifts and throws people with obvious strength.
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>>53131383
>Realistic.
Have you considered 5e?
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So! How was your weekend, /pfg/? Do anything fun or exciting, game-related or otherwise?
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>>53131411
Maybe they watched them when they were young because they're not 12? Maybe TLS is still considered a film classic although it's overrated?
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>>53131381
Barbarian. You need only two feats to be the highest damage dealing class in the game outside of initiators. Then you can be even better than best with rage and superstition leading into spellsunder. (invulnerable rager works well too)

>>53131411
A lot of adults were kids and teens 11 years ago when they ran
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>>53131339
>the Nameless King
This.
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>>53131411
As in watched Samurai Jack as a child, you don't magically forget what a katana is because your balls drop and The Last Samura is an R rated film from 2003.
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>>53131411
Fine, they played TW: Shogun or TW: Shogun 2 or some other game set in Japan, or maybe they played SF or something and saw a katana-user in it, etc.
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>>53131387
>>53131430
They still need Power Attack/Furious Focus and that whole line of feats, right? Can they just take whatever after that?

Would it ever be worth it to take a few levels in Fighter just for the extra feats?

There are fluff feats I want but I don't want to have to neuter myself in order to take them.
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>>53131357
He and Andrik had a nice conversation about it, actually. It was a cute bonding moment. I really liked where they both went with it. Branwen rolled her eyes at their juvenile talk of swords' size, shape, and other useful qualities, iirc.
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>>53131455
You ONLY need power attack, and raging vitality. Power attack is your main thing, and raging vitality stops you from dying when you exit rage or are knocked unconscious and lose all your rage HP. (the extra con while raging does not hurt)

You can honestly get raging vitality a like 5th level because by then the HP is actually substantial. Beofre then, any feats you want.

But honestly I would multiclass with fighter in 3.5, now that there are cool rage powers, I would not multiclass as barb.
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>>53131425

I had a lovely evening with my parents, and a solid game of RotJR setting up our end-game!

I want to know how YOUR weekend was, Fennec Anon! When's the big day for that engagement?
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>>53131425
I visited my little sister and family for her graduation, and had some good brainstorming and PM work on the side. It was a nice weekend.
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>>53131357
An abyssal mongrel using an awkward, misbegotten weapon? Sounds appropriate.

t. Kyras
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>>53131506
>Beofre

How do I make Beowulf as a Barbarian, is that already Sveinn Blood-Eagle?
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>>53131506
>>53131455
Also you can skip furious focus as a barbarian. Your attack bonus is so high you will hit every time you roll higher than a 5 even with power attack
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>>53131074
A thread born in direct competition with a hitlerthread having just reached 50 posts while remaining mostly on the posted discussion topic with only a few mentions of celebrity games/characters? Is this the chosen /pfg/? Is this a glimpse of what we could have been?
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>>53131256
Nodachi are the sword of munchkins who can't actually optimize yes.
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>>53131526
You can make Beowulf as a barbarian by taking the invulnerable rager archetype and the searaider archetype to style him as a viking. They hardly ever wore more than medium armor anyways so you are good after that
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>>53131519
Abyss Knight! Abyss Knight! What are your hopes for this week's session?
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>>53131538
But is it munchkin if the tactic isn't even effective and they're doing it out of preference.
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>>53131506
This is helpful, thanks.

I need like three available feats to do what I want to do so I'm trying to get a good idea of what I should take and when.

It's frustrating that Power Attack is so necessary, because it's starting to feel like every melee character I make plays almost exactly the same.
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>>53131528
Sounds like a mod decision.

As long as they aren't banning discussion altogether, they do reserve the right to delete threads.

Was the other one an anime furry image?
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>>53131560
If it's a personal taste then they aren't munchkins but they have shit tastes. It's rare to see a character take a nodachi for reasons other than a desire for big dick numbers coupled with a poor understanding of math though.
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>>53131567
Don't worry about it too much. Be a human, take power attack at level 1, and still enough room for the level 1 feat you really want. (plus take superstitious as your human bonus so you can make the most out of your rage powers and eventually spellsunder)

>>53131571
u what
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The First Weapon is the best weapon.
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>>53131617
>>53131571
Also avoid unchained barbarian. Its generally considered a nerf to the barbarian class
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>>53131636
I too, want to play a robotic monk in starfinder. The ascetic kind.
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>>53131416
Not the one choosing systems.

I wouldn't play either, I'd get a rules-light.

>>53131411
Dammit Anon we just changed the thread quit shitting in it
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About to play a merfolk cavalier of the Order of the Sword. What's a good, thematic mount? I was considering asking my GM if I could work with a chariot because no legs.
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>>53131652
I wonder if you'll be able to add two extra arms to your frame for additional pinchings
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>>53131679
Then don't play? No game is better than one you actively loathe. Why are you even here.
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>>53131074
Gonna be running the Mummy's Mask AP with a group of people relatively new to tabletop rpgs. Any advice?
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>>53131690
Or piston fists for high speed rockem sockem.
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>>53131256
Falcata would still need the ewp or the 2k for the ioun stone (if your GM even allows it). Nodachi is just a martial.
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>>53131509

Enjoyable, thank you. Got to hang out with friends, and had a very nice 1-on-1 session (opted to try out Beastkin after all-pretty nice). Also got to spend time with one of my uncles, who was in town, and we fixed some of my grandmother's fence together.

As for my newly-engaged friends, they haven't set an exact date just yet, but I think they're angling for March.
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>>53131701
Mummy's mast is fun, especially if you enforce the constant deathtraps inside temples. You really need to push the 'ancient discovery' feel, and if characters play treasure hunters, or guides, or even desert dervishes, make the themes fit for them. Its pretty easy, and fun if you run it fine.
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>>53131690
You can add extra arms to your frame, but you can only use them for high fives.
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>>53131683
Seahorse. Or hippocampus, I guess?
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>>53131519
I want to get beaten, bloodied and bullied by the Abyss Knight, and then later that day have Kyras profusely apologize for going rough on me!
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>>53131425
Terrible. And no.

I fucking hate my life and it seems like each new week I somehow find new ways to disappoint myself and those around me.
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>>53131511
>PM Work

Was it lewd?
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>>53131764
It was!
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Question about fear stacking.

If effect A makes a creature shaken for 5 rounds and then effect B makes a creature shaken (again) for 1 round, what's the result?
Are they frightened (shaken + shaken) for 5 rounds, or are they just frightened for 1 round then shaken for the remaining 4?
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>>53131764
FUCKING STOP IT
go outside or join a club or something
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>>53131768
>The Universe polluted our dimension like a poison knife drawn across pristine flesh

I fucking love that line.
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>>53131754
I want to beat, bloody, and bully the Abyss Knight and then laugh at him later that evening.
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>>53131754
All you have to do is PM HIM

He's more than degenerate enough
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>>53131768
Tell me about the Riftborn

Where are their instruction manualsm
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>>53131768

There are three races I want to import from Endless Space into Starfinder; the Riftborn, the Vodyani, and that race of sapient coral formed from a naturally-occurring planet supercomputer.
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>>53131789
just more shaken. The only way you can get frighten is if an effect explicitely states so
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>>53131848
CRB page 563, retard. Fear stacks.
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>>53131753
Hippocampus is up there if I can get some legs for it.
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>>53131830
Luckily for you there is more than enough room. What with FTL actually causing rifts in reality and tearing away pieces of heaven and hell, and the mass water moons surrounding the gas giants (or the giant planet super computers that already exist) and religious robots are always a good idea.
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Tell me about mounts, which are your favorite? Doesn't have to be mechanically your favorite, just one you think is awesome to see with the mind's eye!
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>>53131699
...........Because I'm gonna play PF with the guy and because nowhere has anobody said or suggested I actively loathed a system to a point I wouldn't try to do something with it which I am obviously doing therefore proving I have thought it through and decided to give it a go?

Christ.
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>>53131830
>>53131810
>>53131802

I didn't even realize that was from Endless Space. I do like the visuals of it because that's the sort of sci-fi that I like the most.
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>>53131805
But I don't have the power or the right
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>>53131877
kelpie/selkie as a mount

>>53131912
EASILY the Giant Slug, and the Giant Snail.

Maybe for a fey-type cavalier or an underground cavalier, but can you believe the utility of a snail? If its attacked it can retreat into its shell, it can hang upside down from walls, and carry a TON of stuff, and actually moves pretty fast.
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>>53131074
Rhoka are just really really cool to me for some reason.

There's just no justification for spending a feat on it; statswise it's a scimitar with 1 point average damage higher. Except that scimitars actually have special feats and class features specific to them because Paizo are awful at supporting more than one narrow concept in one go.

And any kind of build you'd want to use a weapon of its type for is feat-starved.
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What's the best way to obtain a sentient weapon?
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>>53131971

Play a Black Blade Magus.
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>>53131971
The EASIEST way is black blade magus, or that one samurai who can get an ancestor spirit in his sword

black blade is most usual though. So usually go for that.
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>>53131971
Ask your GM for one.
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>>53131971
Black Bade Magus
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>>53131936
Then you could always give him your money

>>53131803
BEAT THE BLACK KNIGHT! (HA HA HA HA HA HA)
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>>53131993
Post your character sheet.
I bet it isn't even that good.
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>>53131982
>>53131984
>>53131991
Would it be too much to ask my GM to refluff the sword as something else?

Like an axe or a mace with similar stats?
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>>53131984
There's also the Phantom Blade, I think it's the Spiritualist.

It's basically the Black Blade, only your sword is possessed with a spirit rather than a naturally intelligent item.
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>>53132004
uhh....ask your DM?
I would allow it.
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>>53131971
Blade adept arcanist.
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>>53132004
Pretty sure it can actually be any weapon.

>>53132012
Yeah there is that too, and the samurai but I can't recall the name.
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>>53132004
The Black Blade doesn't need to be a sword. Just a one hadd slashing weapon or any light-weapon.
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To those following >https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/76813/trouser-serpents-skull

Would you lewd any of the shortstacks

my personal would be the kobold
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>>53131519
Why do you Kyraspost but never Rubiopost or Rathpost? I'm genuinely curious about what determines what characters meme and what don't.
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>>53132047
FUCKING STOP
GO AWAY
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>>53131074
Two bladed sword.
It's an exotic weapon for a build that frequently can't afford to spare a feat for it.
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Alright /pfg/ I need help. Raining Oil and Blood looks like a kickass game but I can't for the life of me think of a first party class and concept that syncs up with the whole piloting a giant robot.
Am I just retarded and missing something obvious?
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>>53132074
I actually love double weapons mechanically despite their being shit, but I can't stand the flavour behind them.
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What are some ways you could abuse a complete immunity to electricity?
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>>53131074
>What's your favorite weapon from a thematic standpoint?
Scythes. I'm aware they're horribly unfeasible in real combat, but the association with death and harvest is absolutely perfect for my Harbringer.

>What mechanical quirks does it have that makes it worthless for your character to wield?
It's not a reach weapon, it's not a discipline weapon for Black Seraph, my group is scrubs who scream OP when anybody gets a crit with a 4x weapon, the only other competent player in the group won't fucking shut up about how I'd be better with a falcata or a lucerne hammer. Which, admittedly, would be superior.
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>>53132052
Whatever seems to be the most funny to people.
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>>53132074
Seconding this. I saw a very unique build based around it, that used the nunchucks and quarterstaves before getting exotic weapon proficiency for it.

>>53132098
Travel to the plane of wind and mess with djinn. Otherwise, try to get immunity to fire too and then you can live in the depths of the sun.
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Please help me out.

I've had the idea to make a psionic character that would be a hand-to-hand fighter (grapples, beating up people with martial arts, clawing their face off since has claws) and also brings down the thunder and fire (I mean this literaly).

I've read some books and it seems I'd have to choose between Psychokineticist, Generalist and Psionic Warrior.

Do you have any thoughts on that?

And what would happen if I decided to commute the hand-to-hand into a shiny katana?
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I suspect that most of this general is genuinely female and I fucking hate it.
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>>53132052
There are a good number of more interesting characters in RotJR to shitpost about, so Rubio blends into the background.
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>>53132080
Bard as a space captain, monk as a kung fu artist who can smash machines. Wizard always fits. Barbarian as someone who rejects machines and hits them.
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>>53132047
This shilling needs to stop.
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>>53132138
I'm not. My jimmies remain unrustled.
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>>53132128
You could be a monk, which is pretty much psionic, except internal and mental power instead of pure mental power. Then you can grab monk of the four winds, or the multiple strike feats that grant elemental strikes, or get a different archetype besides four winds that grants elementals, then stack quingong monk onto it so you can ALSO get different powers besides just base monk powers. Including but not limited to, ranged flurry of blows, beams and balls of fire and water, all sorts.
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>>53131993
I'd rather give him my cummy
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>>53132047
Fuck off, Rory.
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>>53131907
Wait, there are hell dimensions just floating around in Starfinder?
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>>53132128
Follow up to the monk suggestion. You can take ki focus on your katana and not only flurry of blows with it, channel elemental fists, stunning fists, and all ki powers through it.

>>53132138
>>53132161
Most females in this hobby are hugely lewds
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>>53132128
Psiwar, Pathwalker archetype, Broken Blade discipline.
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>>53132098

Use electrically-charged artifacts as joy buzzers, make rude comments about lightning gods, introduce electrical stimulation to the world for medical and/or sexual purposes, and beat people to death with a fucking electric eel.
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>>53131993

Why give money to the second richest man in the Greenbelt?
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>>53132198
>Females

They're called women, anon! Women!
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>>53132190
No, newly arisen computer godshave a new dimension for them, that they let starpilots use to get across vast distances, but each time they ftl, they pass through that plane and heaven and hell, ripping pieces of those dimensions to expand the computer dimension. So sometimes pilots will need to deal with angry angels who's domain you just destroyed to give to a computer god, or devils for the same reason. (some time abyssals too)
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where can I find some of them sweet pastebin lewds
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>>53132208
>second
reeeeeeeeee
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>>53131425
I got in Overlewd!
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>>53132172
This
>>53132128
Monk is a psionic class
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>>53132224
>>53132190
So yes, there are remnants of hell (mostly the beings) and the new voidal fists that are opening up when the HUGE distances (across/between stars) are crossed. There voidborn enter this reality.
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>>53132228
>>53132243
go away
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>>53132222
>Being non-inclusive of girls
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>>53132022
Any bladed weapon
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>>53132243
what is overlewd anon?
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>>53132302
no
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>>53132208
>>53132232
Pretty sure Oleg and the Stag Lord both have them beat.
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>>53132172
>>53132198
Can I still levitate myself or other items?

>>53132201
So all these "Broken Blade Paths" and "Iron Tortoise Paths" are stances from which I can change at will supposed I know them?
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>>53132245
>Monk is a psionic class

Ooh...

In the default setting are psionics considered made not born then?
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What kind of availability do I need to get in games here?
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>>53132363
quingong monk powers, anon, and monk base abilities.

>>53132363
You can also take initiator feats as a monk to gain access to those
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>>53132338

NOT FOR LONG!
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>>53132378
They can be both. Monk gains the abilities through training
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>>53131859
What? No, there's no way it does tha-

>Fear effects are cumulative. A shaken character who is made shaken again becomes frightened, and a shaken character who is made frightened becomes panicked instead. A frightened character who is made shaken or frightened becomes panicked instead.
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>>53132391

Damn near 24/7, the games never end.
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>>53131922
Something about the way the light bends in this picture makes me think they are exceptionally tiny. They might be the most powerful race in the Galaxy, but they fit in your hand.
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>>53132302
It's an evil kingdom building game with waifus and monstergirls, in which you topple an empire!
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>>53132224
>>53132268
Wait, that's a thing in Starfinder? Because that's actually pretty fucking cool. Don't know how well it'll work in the actual game, but the idea really appeals to me.
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>>53132418
Like full on NEET mode? What about other games, family stuff, work/school?
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>>53132449
oh boy where can I possibly watch or read it whatever?
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Why does everyone masturbate to wizards so much, and not to sorcerers?

The whole "they have every spell" doesn't matter if they can't get to a library when convienent and get them, they also can easily fuck up the spell list, because they have to prepare in real-time during a session.

Sorcerers just have so much ammo that they can just force though the problems.
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>>53132523
Because you can just take a few discoveries to make your spell slots flexible, keep your 5 spellbooks in your Bag of Holding, then when the situation comes up just spend one minute to quickly prepare your spell you need when you need it.

Or you can use that free SCribe Scroll feat of yours, make a shit ton of scrolls of contingency spells and carry them around.

Bam, all your drawbacks are circumvented in a couple of simple steps
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Hypothesis: Most /pfg/ games will have one breakout app, the reason is unimportant, but these characters will show up on every prediction list and typically get mentioned for their quality.

The breakout app will almost always take a slot. App quality is usually important for the breakout app, but usually unimportant afterwards. Remaining slots in a game are based on how compatible characters and schedules are in relation to the breakout app.
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>>53132453
Yeah, but I will personally keep it to myself as a boredom thing. If they haven't had a fight in a while, it's time for Angry Outsiders!

>>53132483
As long as you have two consistent free days, you should b able to find a game.
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Excuse me whilst I shamelessly self-shill.

If you weren't here a few threads ago I've started takings apps for an undead-only campaign with no alignment restriction.

https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/76914/together-we-rise
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>>53132523
People tend to play up the "god batman schrodinger" wizard angle, but the ability to do shenanigans and other stuff that doesn't require immediate attention is pretty powerful. A sorcerer might be better in a fight most of the time, but a Wizard can take a day off to divine the home addresses of the families of everyone in the enemy's castle to use as a threat.

Unless it's an Exploiter Wizard, which can reconfigure its spell list as a full-round action.
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Have to rebuild my bloodrager from scratch cause the dm didn't like the fact he was dealing mid 20s damage per hit with reach at level one after several home brew nerfs from him
What's a build that screams untouchable armored colossus
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>>53132523
>The whole "they have every spell" doesn't matter if they can't get to a library when convienent and get them
Don't need library, just a few scrolls here and there, an illegitimately acquired spellbook there... besides, 2 spells per caster level is more than sorcerer gets.

>they also can easily fuck up the spell list, because they have to prepare in real-time during a session.
Actually that's easy to deal with by just having standard spell list you prepare, and making a few alterations to it when necessary(+leaving spellslots open to be prepared on the fly).

>Sorcerers just have so much ammo that they can just force though the problems.
They're a spell level behind wizards half the time, and wizards have easier time getting extra spell slots(since pearls of power and whatnot only work for prepared casters). Sorcerer is also easy to fuck up and hard to fix if you don't know what you're doing(since even with retraining rules, replacing your spells known is a bitch), whereas wizards allow for more fuckups especially if the GM doesn't actively prevent them from gaining access to extra spells.
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>>53132579
There might be some weight to this idea. GMs very well could choose a single app that they love and then build the party around it via scheduling, party roles, shipping, etc. But I don't think you can tell what app is the "Alpha App" by looking at the threads.
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>>53132582
Can we have actual character creation rules?
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>>53132579
Counter point. DHB is almost always a break out app, and yet gets denied more often than accepted.
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>>53132627
Eh, I'll just go ahead and update the page. Enough people have asked.

The idea was that the approved concepts would get the build notes, but I don't actually have a preference.
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>DAA is all the issues I had with Overlewd but turned to 11. Evil. Monster classes. Actual Monsters. Lewd.
>TSS is another lewdgame, and Roryanon's, so there's going to be guaranteed hard shitposting.
When will we get a non-evil, non-lewd game?
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>>53132523
>The whole "they have every spell" doesn't matter if they can't get to a library when convienent and get them
I mean they pretty much can.
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>>53132676
I want to app with my Avowed//Cavalier at some point.
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>>53132710
>Cavalier
Good luck not being irrelevant for 70%+ of the game.
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>>53132483

Games? What other games?
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Can someone post the list of currently recruiting games?

Also for Serpent's Skull for my Serial Killer Vigilante I am thinking about the other half of my gestalt. My mind keeps coming back to a disguise expert. One of the ways for him to target the friends/family of government officials would be disguising as house servants, which means innocuous servant would become important.

Is there any way to gain innocuous servant without being a rogue? I can't find that talent on any of the lists for other classes who can gain rogue talents, like investigator or slayer.
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>>53132676
> Evil
>problem
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>>53132722
Like IRL games
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>>53132676
>TSS is roryanon's
Wait really?
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>>53132750
Yes.
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How do Steelfist Commandos do in grappling?
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>>53132726
I'm just not a fan of the arguments of "what counts as evil" and "Is x actually a villainous PC?". It brings alignment into discussion and alignment is shit.
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>>53132744

Nope, sorry.
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What are you guys favorite bloodlines
not the best one that's an easy call just the ones you think are coolest
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>>53132810
So I have to have a 100% free schedule to get into one game from /pfg/? What about getting into a second game from here? I know there's some people that are in like 4-5 /pfg/ games.
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>>53132523
Xykon please go.
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What is a good level to have a paranoid Arclord quest-giver NPC be who wants the PCs to go off and kill moon-succubi and launch a lunar crusade for him?
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>Didn't apply to Blingmaker
>Suddenly realized that I missed a chance to start as a young character and age up during the campaign process
Fuck. Though I wouldn't have gotten in anyways because boring undeveloped kids are lame, it would've been fun just to make the app.
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>>53132721
My hope is that Avowed helps with that. If there were some other way to get a noble steed I could just learn Warlord instead.
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>>53132839
>start young
>bond with mentor PC
>age up
>marry mentor

Cute!
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so any wizard can take arcane discoveries instead of feats?
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>>53132897
Yes
Have fun
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>>53132875
Just buy a horse. it's like 150gp
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>tfw will never play in PLD
It'd be survivable if there wasn't so much shitposting about it. God damn.
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>>53132825

Yes, one game sucks you into the entire subculture of /pfg/ and, before you know it, you're spending all your time here.

People can do 4+ campaigns because the first is the hardest, but once you're "in" you're "in."
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>>53132926
That horse will die a horrific death
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>>53132875
Hussar?
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>>53132839

Most of the characters are young, anon. Branwen's 17 and Andrik is 19, for example.

I want to hear about the concept you had in mind, though! Tell us!
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>>53132935
PM your PLD crush, Anon! You might be surprised by the result!
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>>53132957
Or your build dies a horrific death. Pick one.
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>>53132935
PM THEM.
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>>53132968
>Wubu put heterosexual teenagers on a camping trip with alcohol together

Is she insane?!
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>>53132617
Don't spontaneous get Runestones of power?
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>>53132047

I really don't appreciate this kind of shilling, man. Cut it out.
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>>53133019
Now all we need is some ogres and the slasher movie setup is complete.
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I'm making a small-sized dual wielder. What's the damage difference like from a medium sized character? Should I be concerned? Anyway I can make up for it?
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Where do mimics come from? Do they just mimic sexual organs and fuck to make more mimics?
Does that mean they can reproduce asexually?
So the mimics you've slain were probably hungry pregnant mothers?
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>>53133019

They've got the strictest camp instructor this side of Lastwall with them.
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How does your character use their languages, /pfg/?

I like to mix it up a little, talk in common but swear in something else, maybe occasionally slip into another native language--especially if it's a planar one--in moments of extreme duress or when his brain's not working at full capacity.
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>>53132897
They're not even that good.
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>>53133021
Those are more expensive.
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>>53132960
No one told me...This sounds awesome! I'll snag the PoW stuff from the tribe and study up on a brave warlord build. It'll be like old times, with my Book of Nine Swords game.
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>>53133057
If you want it I will track down the rather detailed mimic mating session someone wrote up a while back to explain his half mimic pc
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>>53132968
>Branwen
>17
>5'1 with tits larger than her head

[Loud Sweating]
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>>53132047

MEME MASTER EAGLE HAS APPLIED!
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>>53133043
Maybe Oleg can be revealed as an insane killer who runs the Post as a playground for his dark desires.
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>>53133077
I always grab:
>Giant
>Orc
>Goblinoid
>Gnoll

Being able to talk to monstrous races comes in handy often, and I'm often the only ones who grabs these.
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>>53133084
fast study and opposition research are good.
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>>53133098
She needs to be OGRE'd
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>>53133139
>OGRE'd
>not ONION'd
>not SHREK'd
GET OUTTA MAH SWAMP!
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>>53132968
I really don't think it'd have been a strong app because the concept would intentionally include a fairly blank-slate personality. Likely a precocious brat to open up the widest range of character directions, with a simple backstory leading him to the River Kingdoms. The main interest would just be playing out how interactions with other PCs would cause the character to grow, and seeing him go from about 10 to 15 to hopefully the 30s.

Mechanically I'd have to have asked about the young template. High base STR and lower base DEX, averaged after -4/+4 adjustment so the character character could be versatile after leaving his age range at 15. Probably some kind of class with a wide martial range.
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>>53133116
Draconic is a better choice than gnoll because kobolds and lizardfilk are just as common or far more common than gnolls, and that's not even getting into dragons proper.
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>>53133165
Draconic is a language you'll find more people having. I can rely on others to know draconic.
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>>53133094
Nah I'm good off the fetish stuff.
I was more wondering how to explain stuff in game in a consistent manner. As an alternative to biological means if that's not too convincing or appropriate for the game, they sure "look" artificial, but no spell or feat exists to make them, so I could use the Occult Rituals rules, but I'm not sure if I'd have to tack on permanency, or somehow argue that the duration is instantaneous since infinite isn't an option.
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>>53132968
I've debated aging my character down as well, but I think mid-20s is about right for someone who's supposed to age pretty slowly.
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>>53133094
Have this
Not my proudest erection
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>>53133172
Ah, good point. Giant is a great one, definitely.
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>>53133116
You make friends with gnolls. Good. SOMEONE who doesn't want to genocide whole tribes.
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>>53133073
More like the cutest camp instructor!
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>giant ancestry
>bred for war
Any other racial traits/traits/feats specifically about being huge?

I'm building a character, physical stats looking like this currently, while raging:
22/16/22
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>>53133205
I have gnoll so I can interrogate prisoners, not to make friends.
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>>53132989
It's not the lewd! It's the comfy! PLD actually sounds super fucking comfy between the rape.

>Vult sets the scene and the lore and lets the players loose
>Cute girls go on investigations
>Lots of hugging and headpatting ensues
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>>53133102
>There's three halflings and a gnome

>All of them are T H I C C
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So in my last session the players gave their scholar NPC party member a book of necromantic rights and spells that any reasonable person would have burned immediately.

What's the best way to make use of this without unfairly fucking them over? Have the scholar take necromancer wizard levels? Random undead appearing?
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>>53133243
This might sound crazy, but you can actually RP in a PM too, not just ERP. But It's not quite like having a full party getting comfy together.
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>>53133253
I believe the correct term is "Shortstacked"
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>>53133239
You make friends with prisoners. That is nice. I appreciate you not being an obsessive murderhobo, and actually trying to understand and enjoy the world you live in. Pelor bless.
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>>53132047
I want to play because I want to go on a jungle adventure, but I don't want to ERP. God fucking dammit /pfg/, why do all these fucking games expect me to ERP.
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>>53133243
It ain't all comfy times
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>>53133272
He might lose control of it trying to genuinely study the book for the greater good. Then needs to call them to stop whatever happened.
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>>53133253
Heckin' aint 'thick', don't say that, bully!
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>>53132676
>mfw looking at the apps to DAA
>the wraith's player made an app that is somehow even longer and not even done
m8 trim your shit
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How can I filter certain users in Discord so that I don't see their messages?
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>>53133315
Who do you want to filter, and why are you asking here? Ask in the discord, it's not even hard to figure out
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>>53133295
I don't think they expect you to. I don't think that many of the apps are even that lewd.
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>>53133315
Ask in discord
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>>53132047
Fuck off, Rory
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>>53133295
I don't remember, did WWW, Blingmaker or LoBaF advertise themselves as lewd?
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>>53133328
The first line of the advertisement is:
>Yeah, there's gonna be some pretty raunchy stuff. Consider it rated R for sexual themes. I'm not gonna pussyfoot around that.
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Dammit, I was going to apply to the serpent's skull game with an ungermaw, but I was too slow and got meme'd on by Swimmingeagle. Back to the drawing board.
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>swimming applied with a pig
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>>53133334
No.
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>>53133098
Shortstacks are life.
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>>53133348

>Swimming applied with a micropig

Ftfy
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> Opportune Parry & Riposte uses an immediate action to riposte
> Can't do a Gulch Gunner with Combat Reflexes and Rapid Shot who gets more attacks through AoOs

I mean I get it, that'd be crazy, but I'm still a bit saddened.
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>>53132047
>tfw want to apply for deep jungle adventures
>tfw want to apply with my serial killer vigilante
>tfw want to play up the 'down on his luck doctor far from home because his wife left him' facade
>tfw want to play up the whole 'wolf in sheep's clothing theme'
>tfw realize the character is unattractive and would never get in
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>>53133334
No, though LoBaF ended up with anime-tier "lewd" jokes anyway, and Blingmaker is as lewd as any given lewd game, even if they didn't advertise it. WWW seems pure
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>>53132047
>Lewd any of the shortstacks

Lewd, yes, any, no.
Kobold, yes
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>>53133336
Well, so? Just... ignore it! Or make sarcastic comments about it!

Or play something without genitals!
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>>53133408
>No, though LoBaF ended up with anime-tier "lewd" jokes anyway
Only the elf. The rest aren't lewd.
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>>53133395
WHERE'S THE FACE?!
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>>53133340
>Two other people were memeing it up with ungermaw for Serpent's Skull already

I guess I'll scrap vore magical girl for another time.
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>>53133328
>lewdmancer kobold

I have a hard time believing these people are more than 20 years old and yet.
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>>53133448
Vore is a shit tier fetish and you are a shit tier person.
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>>53133395
>>53133442
>tfw will never have a moment where the party discovers the fact I am a serial killer in my home country
>tfw will never have a moment where we're already too far deep in the jungle to turn back
>tfw will never have the moment they realize I've been treating them this entire time and they've been at my mercy at multiple occasions
>tfw never will have a "If you want to leave this jungle alive you need me." moment after one of my fellow party members has broken my nose

Feels bad. I want to be the wolf.
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>>53133330
Fampai I don't know WHO is shilling my game, but I wouldn't mind if they stopped. But if you see any posts saying "would you lewd one of these applicants" or "would you do X to Y in this game" then ignore them because it's a shitposter trying to start shit
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>>53133408
>Blingmaker is as lewd as any given lewd game, even if they didn't advertise it.

How do you figure? The greentext seemed chaste enough.
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What's a better school abjuration or transmutation?
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>>53133491
>tfw will never spoil plans by just having my PC shrug and say 'okay' after the reveal
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>>53133394
Most fun I've had with OP&R is actually on a Magus with Flamboyant Arcana, deliberately provoking AoOs with Spell Combat and Spellstrike so that you can put offensive action in your offensive action in your offensive action. Then when an NPC sees you do that, they don't even want to AoO you anymore.
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See what I meant in >>53132676 about TSS. I fucking knew it.
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>>53133504
Everybody in the thread wants to bang the witch.
So they project as hard as they possibly can.
To be fair, I want to bang the witch too, but I'm playing that closer to my chest.
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>>53133408
Has LoB&F had any ERP yet?
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>>53133512
Generally transmutation, but abjuration is pretty important, too.
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>>53133519
It sounds fun. It's just a shame it costs an immediate action, otherwise I'd provoke attacks with my attacks to get more attacks and end up with twice my iteratives. But that's probably why it's an immediate.
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>>53133537
Putting that on the table in gnoll country is a slippery slope, anon.
Though I've a good feeling someone's going to make a "heroic sacrifice" soon in hopes of being taken captive.
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I think last thread is conclusive proof that non anime OP pictures don't magically stop threads from turning shitty.
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>>53133563
>post yfw it's Essa
>post yfw Essa gets GNOLL'd
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>>53133527
>tfw no one wants to bang the other qts
>not even the redeemed Swords woman or the stern guardswoman
Why is /pfg/ so terrible?
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>>53133584
Because I was, God help me, always more a fan of Morrigan than Leliana.
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>>53132578
You only get 2 spells to discover per level. You are assuming that there are magic libraries that have the spell you want to copy down, which is up to the DM.

ALso: even though you can swap a few slots, you still don't have many to spend.

>the 5 man party needs to fly across the chasim!
>wizard: errr...
>sorcerer: NO problem
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>>53133613
individual research tho
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Is Slayer wisdom based?
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>>53133613
The wizard can cast fly on somebody to carry rope across.
Seriously, rule 1 of playing a caster is to not spend spells doing things that don't need spells.
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>>53133368

Is Branwen really a shortstack? She's described as having a top-heavy figure, which generally means huge tits but a narrow waist.
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>>53133613
Individual research, and stealin enemy wizard spellbooks are real options. Further, they are not limited to spells known like Sorcerers are, and the plethora of other reasons already stated by everyone else who responded to you.

Literally the only thing that cold make a wizard less useful than a sorcerer all around isif the GM is going out of his way to specifically kneecap the wizard from using his class features as intended
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>>53133603
Oh, me too. Morrigan was strictly superior. I could never be with a rogue.
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>>53133584
disk is stern anti waifu and will step on pfg's fun

immortal doesn't take himself too seriously and lets people say what they want about witch
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>>53133625
No, but some talents have an INT-based DC, and your final class feature has INT as its determinant. You can conceivably dump INT and pump Wisdom though
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>>53133658
She probably needs to fatten up that booty before she's fit for the Throne.
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>>53133684
>fatten up that booty
How fat of a booty for the throne? We talking Dragon Duchess tier or what?
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>>53133678
Thanks for the help. I guess I'll work a bit more on my build, then.
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>>53133659
Or you know...Not having the right spell prepared more than once.

Does no one seriously see the appeal of having 50% more casting per day than the wizard?

For the higher level spells you often have 100% spells per day than an equally leveled wizard. Yes you do get access one level later.
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>>53133705

beyond
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>>53131425
Ran a small session of my Rappan Athuk game and very nearly killed the party with a Goblin cleric of Orcus
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>>53133705
Who?
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>>53133658
I thought shortstack only applied to women of diminutive height and large busts. Since when was booty a requirement?
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>>53133743
Pearls of Power and Scrolls are dirt cheap though for wizards, so this is a nonpoint.

Sriously, have you not been paynig a single lick of attention to any of the other people who responded to your original query?

>>53133769
Tower Girls
/trash/ gen
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What are your guys thoughts on undead interacting with technology?

A situation where the PCs are trapped in a house with a vengeful spirt possessing the computers and drones in a house causing them to attack in a murderous manner.

Or maybe a spirit makes a big show of it's presence displaying itself while causing phenomenon to happen around it
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>>53133778
It does only mean breasts, the "stack" part of shortstack is referring to being stacked
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>>53133787
Patrician Taste
Keijimatsu level of thighs, bro.
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>>53133778
It's not a *requirement* per se, but the fact is that when you have a girl who's got a curvy build and big breasts, and she's squished down to a different aspect ratio, you get a girl with big hips.
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>>53133818
Spirits/Ghosts yes
Zombies/physical undead no
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>>53132224
Of COURSE they'd make it a completely magical thing, allowed only by "technology" and other such [ex] means on the whim of the gods.

While I'm sure it takes a capital ship's interdiction field to prevent jumping to FTL, what's the spell level for that same effect? 3rd arcane, 2nd dvine?
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>>53133584
It's only been one session, nobody's paired off yet.
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>>53133705
Nah, Dragon's Crown Sorceress is probably sufficient for an endgame build as far as thickness goes. More substance, but Not so much to detract from the main event.
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>>53133243
>>53132989
>>53132935

GODDAMNIT WHERE ARE LYSANDER LOGS

WHERE ARE CASHMERE LOGS PART 2 AND 3
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>>53133861

yeah, to me a robot would become undead if you force a spirit inside of it or, at the very least, it emits the aura of an undead or necrotic/negative energy (i'm getting mixed up between negative/necrotic obviously)
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What are the state of the ships for LoB&F? Will someone melt DHB's autistic heart and get him to ERP? Does someone have the chart? Who will win the rabbit bowl? Can swashbucklers find love?
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>>53133899
Fuck off, you thirsty cunt. There's better places to find porn.
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>other people were thinking of making Ungermaws for Serpents Skull
>Swimmingeagle applied with one

Well just because one guy has an all-devouring melee character doesn't mean I can't give my own a shot.
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>>53133665

Which means we end with Branwen x Kyras and Antoinette x Andrik?
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>>53133915

Doesn't stop people from recruiting for porn games constantly here.
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>>53133876
>nobody's paired off yet

I thought Franze was boinking the elf
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>>53133922
We'll see.
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>>53133922
From the greentext, it's likely going to be Branwen x Andrik, Kyras x Viviana, and Antoinette x Franze.
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>>53133973
>Thinking it's as simple as all that
>Anything being predestined
Yeah, and a man can't change his stars, either.
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>>53133892

But how is she going to get the booty? Vigorous training with the men, or putting the long periods of Kingdom Building to good use?
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>>53134009
How does a full caster get anything, anon?
There's a spell for that.
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>>53133613
>You are assuming that there are magic libraries that have the spell you want to copy down, which is up to the DM.
The rules for acquiring magic items(such as scrolls) are laid out pretty clearly. Of course the GM is free to alter those, but then we're not talking about base Pathfinder any more, which is a whole different argument.
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>>53134036

Rule 0, faggot.

This isn't a videogame.
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>>53134049
You can't say "the Wizard gets no spells and loses use of one of his class features haha I guess he's not so hot after all :^)))".
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>>53133743
We see the appeal, it just isn't as big of a deal as you seem to think it is(outside rusty dagger shanktown). Not in most campaigns, anyway.
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>>53133920
I had no idea Roadhog was a Halfling.
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>>53134049
Sorcerers don't exist in my campaign. Rule 0, bitch.

And if the GM has to go out of his way to hamper wizards so sorcerers can be on equal footing with them, well, that just says everything that needs to be said, really.
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>>53133973
>Thinking Wubu would let anyone else take either of the men
Lol nope.
Branwen x Viviana and Antoinette x Franze. All day erry day.
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>>53134009
>not vigorous training with Franze

She's here to pump you up
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>>53133996
There's no escaping destiny. Life is written out far in advance of anything we do to try and change it. We're players in a show that was written before we were born, son.
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>>53134143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dyHOHmrSN4
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>>53134204
Whatever, mister "Fronkenshteen".
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>>53134235
Hmm, might be good enough for the OST!
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>>53134009
>two men will never vigorously train your character's booty

Why even adventure?
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>>53134345
Because there are thousands of beautiful young women out there, and it's up to me to spread my seed?
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>>53134434
rory plz go
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>>53133019
>heterosexual

Now who said anything about that? The homoerotic tensions on both sides of the fence are already rising!
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>>53134446
I've seen that name bandied about on here every few threads but that still tells me nothing.

I'm just more into pregnancy than I would ever be into being fucked by two gay guys.
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>>53134434
You should have tried to get into PLD
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>>53134628
Or Overlewd
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>>53134434
Just get the fuck out dude.
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>>53134434
YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO BURN
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>>53134478
Wait, really? Who is the tit witch rising for?
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>>53134857
She's been macking on Svetlana. Evil creature that she is, she's going to NTR Oleg.
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>Eagle brought back Awinita

Maybe I should bring one of my oldies back too
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>>53134652
aww, the mere existence of heterosexual "breeders" as he calls them triggers anon.

What's wrong? your closet in the closet? afraid you might secretly not be gay? feel dirty and oppressive and worry you're committing rape just from the mere thought of starting a family like the dirty privileged breeder you could be?

The female body has millions of years of evolution behind it all aimed at offering the best damn velvety vice that you could ever slide your cock into. It wants to reproduce just as you wish you could be the one doing it. It's our biological imperative.

Your denial of your own impulses is nothing but a delusion of religious guilt.
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So I'm still torn on the other half for my Serial Killer Vigilante.

Since Vigilante have Cha based abilities, in particular Serial Killer who has a Ex Charm Person effect, I'm looking to be something Cha based to go with it, or something that doesn't rely on mental stats.

Now the candidates are the following:
>Shadow Oracle
>Shadow Sorcerer
>Legendary Rogue
>Steelfist Commando Warlord
>Rubato Bard


I'm actually having a pretty tough time, but am leaning towards Shadow Oracle and grabbing the Friendless curse.

What this would mean that my character would have the following at level 1:
>Cloak of Shadows (+2 Stealth)
>Skill Focus (Stealth) (+3 Stealth)
>Reduce Person (+5 stealth w/ size & dex)
>Heart of the Slums (+2 Stealth)
>Slippery (+1 Stealth)
>1 Rank (+1 Stealth)
>Class Skill (+3 Stealth)
>18 Dexterity (+4 Stealth)

Looking at around +21 stealth w/ reduce person, and +16 without.
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Do you buy mundane gear that generally has no use for an adventurer of any level above 5, but just for the sake of flavor? Like having bought glasses for your character or a cooking pot/pan so you can buy 20lbs of pancake mix and enough coffee to last a lifetime with a mithral coffee pot?
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As someone GMing Strange Aeons, WHERE THE FUCK DOES THIS STAIRCASE GO!? I can't find anything on it in the whole book!?
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>>53134980
Yes.

But you're still a disappointment, Harsk.
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>>53134943
Counterpoint: When I stuck it in her butt, I came buckets in about a third the time.
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>>53131074
It leads to room E6.
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>>53134980
It's usually nothing quite so extensive, but yeah, I sometimes do. A scarf or cape that looks cool, some jewelry as a family keepsake or significant sign of his ancestry, or a symbol of devotion.

But hey, it's the kind of country where damn near anybody can have a two-headed dragon clasp. There's nothing special about this one, surely.
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>>53134990
It's one of them non-euclidean stairways.
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>>53135012
Room E6 is the hallway ;-;
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>>53134857
It's actually just mostly OOC joking at this point, but I do mean mostly. It's too early to actually tell but if you just went by the OOC shit-talking you'd swear Andrik and Kyras would start having nightly knightly jousting games with each other and that Franze can't stop dropping Freudian slips at Antoinette. Branwen and Viviana don't have much of a relationship or dynamic going on yet, though.
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>>53135041
Yes, it leads to the hallway E6.
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>>53135017
>>53134993
But have you bough 1000g worth of soap that you bombarded a castle with in hopes of hitting their well with at least 1g worth of them not because it was actually helping or any better than having the wizard drop elephants on them, but because you had time to kill?
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Hey /pfg/, LoB&F tomorrow.

Does someone have the shipping chart?
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>>53134943
Is this really the place for that discussion?
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>>53134980
Not only do I routinely dump money into fluff, I generally put ranks in skills I know I'll never know.
Like max ranks in Craft (Sculpture).
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>>53135048
Gamze x Everyone
Essa x Everyone
The men x a fire.
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>>53135068
Apparently so, why don't you ask
>>53134652 and >>53134852 ?
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>>53135048
Was there even a greentext this week?
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>>53135017
Abyss Knight! Abyss Knight! Does your seed taste like sulphur?
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>>53135048
Where's the Overlewd shipping chart?
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>>53135126
Hey man if the fire's hot enough.
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>>53135136
I don't know. Maybe not?
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>>53134943
Wow. Your triggering seems only matched by your obsession. Like get a life.
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>>53134990
Depends on which book this is from. Maybe it's a random place that has no actual meaning, maybe the top floor/basement is in ruins or maybe it spirals into the endless void of the Dark Tapestry where Yog-Shottoth is playing Go Fish with whatever gods the Domion of the Black worship.
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Who's the party leader in LoB&F? I have a feeling it's either Essa or Gamze.
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>>53134980
Duh this is roleplay, I thought flavour was the NORM and not the exception.
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>>53134980
I usually stuff at least 4-5 extra blankets into my character's haversack, because sooner or later there's going to be a gag where someone winds up either naked or in just their underwear. I'm not about to be unprepared for that. I also, even if I have sleeves of many garments, try to have actual changes of clothes and accessories handy. Depending on the character, sometimes even a dress.
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>>53135042

Want my opinion? I want to see the men hold out on being in a relationship until they see what Wubu's got to throw at 'em. Why settle for a Titwitch when she might offer a Nymph?
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>>53135132
Haha like seriously you weren't the first to come in and OMG GUYS I CANT HOLD MY HORMONES I WANNA STUFF MY DICK IN PREGNANT GIRLS.

Get a grip on your puberty.
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>>53135048
>Reminder
Aida: 34D-19-28
Essa: 32I-22-29
Gamze: 32C-20-25
Iolanthe: 32DD-22-25
Orlan: 8"
Shanan: 7"

It is known.
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>>53135192
Wouldn't spurning PC advances get you killed, though? That's what always happens in my games. You either fuck or you're fucked, and them's the breaks.
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>>53135167
Anon, after getting a thread full of thinly-veiled jabs at heterosexuality, sometimes you gotta say something. You're just used to seeing people make fun of straight people because it's "punching up."
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>>53135139
Bwuh
what's
you
Not that I'm aware of?
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>>53135181
We know DHB is the following:
>well prepared
>does all the book keeping

But is he a leader? We would have to ask the party.
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>>53135218
>Taking Pathfinder Vices seriously
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>>53134980
This
>>53135187
and this
>>53135073
Are must haves for my PCs unless I'm knowingly going into a meat grinder.

I still waste money on stupid shit in that case, but skill points can find better uses.
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>>53135243
The leader's an NPC. They're all her employees.
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>>53135136
>>53135163
We ended on a bit of a cliffhanger, and GM said he'd post the full greentext after this week's session.
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>>53135224
...Really? Why do you play with these thirsty fucks then?

>>53135225
Dude you're here talking about breeders like we get it pregancy's your fetish or something why are you shoving it around like that we don't want to know.
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>>53135247
All the measurements seem reasonable except for Essa's Icups.
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>>53135224

Not really, it seems like most of the women in the group are either okay with being a casual fuckbuddy, or won't be pursuing anybody anyway.

The signs are good we'll get to see Wubu's waifusmithing.
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>>53135255
That's just the quest giver. The party leader is the one who keeps the group on track, makes decisions, and knows how to maximize the group's potential.
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>>53135136
The session ended in the middle of combat, wait for tomorrow.
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>>53135228
You should really find that sort of thing out BEFORE you try to get frisky with your true love, you know. It would be pretty embarrassing if you didn't warn heror him
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>>53135167
I do believe anon there was pointing out that the gay one was triggered by the thought of straight people having sex.
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>>53135272
>...Really? Why do you play with these thirsty fucks then?

They're my friends; they just always play violent sociopath bitches that will murder the shit out of characters they perceive to be unfaithful.
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>>53135212
personally I'd rather make the girls pregnant, myself, but how exactly is one fetish so much worse in your eyes than being someone's prison-bitch?

Are you seriously that insecure?
It's okay to experiment, anon. Maybe Le Coq is not for you.
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>>53135228
You should ask Branwen or Viviana to help you figure that out.
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>>53135253
My psionic monk or psychic fighter that you have so kindly helped designed will have skill points in breakdancing - robot dancing.

I consider psions to be people a bit "on the side" of the whole existence thing as their mind represents an alternative way of being sentient.

The psionically gifted across the multiverse are all connected through the love of synthwave. She's gonna be great at parties for she does not give a fuck.
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>>53135323

Straight sex is only alright if it's interracial.
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>>53135048
>>53135181
ESSA x GAMZE IS CUTE! CUUUUTE! Co-leaders!
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>>53135274
>Necromancer
>Gun-Toting Fascist
>Greed Witch
>ever okay with being a side piece

Yeah, nah, I'm not seeing it. They better hope none of those three start gunning for them, because their swinging bachelor lifestyles are finished when that happens.
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>>53135345
What? Dude, you're not talking with the right person here.

>>53135323
Anon is parano I think.
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>>53135181
I've always felt like a better question for groups in general is "who is the heart of the group?"

Maybe less than half of the parties I've been in have a clear leader, usually most of the party is involved in decision making and the representative face might not even be included among those.
I find there's usually a character that's central in dynamics and interactions though, sometimes taking a bigger role in the plot and sometimes sitting on the side and making sure nobody is killing each other.
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>>53135374
I'm pretty sure Andrik is probably best equipped to handle a sword of that size, Anon.
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>>53135438
LoB&F players, if you're out there, tell us about the inter party relations particularly Essa, I'm not witch hunting I'm just curious how DHB treats everyone in the party.
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>>53135407


The fascist isn't interested in the boys, the Necromancer is probably going to be with the fascist, and the Greed Witch smells like a slut.

They're fiiiiiine, anon.
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>>53135438
In my group with my friends here, we have this interesting phenomenon where one character does what you're describing, serves as the heart, the center of the wheel for nearly all character relationships, since everyone's most important relationship is with his character, BUT my character provides the most concrete advice, moral direction, and decision-making.

It's nice because we're a paladin-cleric pair, so it sort of makes sense!
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>>53135374
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO FIXATED ON MY JUNK
It's not like anybody would say yes anyway
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>>53135489
Andrik might!
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>>53135443
I want to see the two knights break into song together!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqY2qwxXsec
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>>53135513
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DF6JbNG9zSo
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>>53135513
BLACK SCALES
WHITE DRAGON
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>>53135474
Iolanthe smashes her boobs into everyone and has wardrobe malfunctions on a regular basis. Otherwise, she's kind of off in her own little world.
Aida communicates through Chaika speak, and will usually nap when nothing exciting is happening. She's a team player through and through and will generally heed the advice of the other party members.
Gamze will do her best! She tries very hard, but seems to believe that everyone has crushingly high expectations of her. The boys (and Iolanthe's constant breastpressing) leave her flustered often.
Essa puts on this air of being a tacticool professional and she pays attention to the little details the others miss. However, she's had some very, very poor luck with her abysmal physicality and relative frailty. She pretends it never happened.
Orlan is loud and positive! All The Time! He's usually the first to offer help if something isn't going well and has been busy trying to be better friends with the other party members. Still no luck on getting Essa to open up more.
Shanan plays the roguishly handsome rake very well. He closes the distance between people quickly and is the first to make a good joke, even at his own expense. Unfortunately, he's had some really bad luck at the table so he's not coming off as cool as he wants to.
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>>53135748
Someone just needs to grab Iolanthe and fuck her, hard and often. Either that will end her constantly in-game smut or it will at least direct it towards one person.
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>>53135748
So Essa is shit in combat? That's what she gets for playing a fighter.
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>>53135748
>poor luck
Story time!
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>>53135790
She's fine in combat but she's failed every physical check so far. Failed really badly.
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>>53135796
Something like 6 Nat 1s in a row.
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>>53135790
>>53135798
Who is the top killer?
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>>53135796
TWIGGY ARMS
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>>53135816
>DHB wants to be tacticool but dice won't let him
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New thread
>>53135821
>>53135821
>>53135821
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>>53135832
He takes 10 a lot so his stealth checks go fine. It's when he tries to make a strength check that things go badly.
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>>53135832
Shanan's also had some trouble with the dreaded 1 roll.
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>>53135835
Whoa, a page 9 OP. Rare as fuck.
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>>53135832

!!CURSED!!
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>>53135830
Orlan's the combat beast
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>>53135832
>>53135871
No wonder he has such a hardon for luck bonuses and rerolls.
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>>53135857
I'd wager that the hitlerthread earlier today earned our earlyposter a vacation.
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>>53135880
>No wonder he has such a hardon for luck bonuses and rerolls.
He likes luck bonuses because they stack and rerolls because they're better than any circumstantial bonus you can find in the game. Those preference come purely from character optimization, not any sort of perceived luck or curse.
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