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in the grim dark future there is only Wendy's edition
>previous thread
>>53063745

Duncan does dank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCM-xJClFSA [Embed] [Embed]

>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android.
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
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>40k rules reference in wiki format.
https://sites.google.com/site/wh40000rules/

>Latest GW teases
https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000/

>Latest GW FAQs.
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-JP/Rules-Errata

>8th edition FAQ:
https://warhammer40000.gw-hub.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2017/04/New-Edition-of-40K-FAQ.pdf2 A3 edition
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my dudes > your dudes
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ITT we post smug 40k faces
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>>53068700
my boys > thy boys
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>>53068675
But anon. There is only Imperial McDonald
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>>53068700
My dudes = your dudes, they just have strengths and weaknesses in different areas but as long as we both love them and find happiness in them its cool
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>>53068675
>>53068705
Fuckdammit, you Wendy's people from KYM are the cancer killing /tg/
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>>53068723
>"Why is my burger telling me to worship the 4 armed Emperor?"
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Admire your Eldar queen Imperials!
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what character in 40k can bench the most without any psychic tomfoolery?
>primarchs are banned to ubers so they don't count
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>>53068705
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>>53068734
it was a meme you dip
people were talking 40k restaurants in the last thread
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Im genuinely humbled by all the amzing Guard in these threads. Im too scared to post mine now because they look like horseshit next to stuff like GGA, RGG (Even Ogryns), Vostrobro, ValHaller and GreenGuardsman.

How can a normie even compete?
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>>53068759

There is but one Queen, and it's not an Aeldari.
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>>53068821
Masters of the Universe!
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>>53068821
question is which is gayer, eldar or Freddie Mercury?
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>>53068812

I have Vostroyans which are painted fairly well too, I'm just a shy boy.
Post your dudes, get critique thrown at you, then git gud. That's how I learned.
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Where the hell do you guys find your Johnnies? I've been scouring ebay in my free time for ages and haven't seen one. Any good keywords?
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>>53068768
Kharn, have you seen that bicep?
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>>53068869
Why are you trying to buy condoms from ebay?
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>>53068906
>He doesn't know about brother johnny
Anon...
I'm looking for a specific, meme-tier rogue trader marine.
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>>53068812
Anon I've been posting my guard stuff for longer than those guys and I'm still not namefagged because of how bad it is (unless I'm one of the green ones since all my tanks are green and brown camo

Also everyone post what character you were last working on, I've been getting all the sarges in my guard army kitbashed and ready to paint, lots of fun options to help make your squads look different
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>>53068812
Do we even see Red Guard anymore? Besides the Ogryns, of course.
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>>53068705
we can go smugger
>>53068734
smug has always been a part of the goings on here.
just that those faggots brought it to the forfront.
>>53068768
clearly Nork Deddog among humans types.
DAH BIGGEST ORK you can find would likely do it without any psychic tomfuckery unless just being a big ORK is tomfuckery
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>>53068950
we talking the beakie who shit his pants while reloading?
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So...I just started listening to the Helsreach audiobook on youtube. I was 10 hours and 48 minutes into the roughly 12 hour recording and it was taken off of youtube. Are there any other resources where I can finish this story?

This is my first exposure to a wh40k book. I've spent some time in the past reading about the lore and I love it, but this is my first real dive in. I will also gladly accept recommendations of what I should read.
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>>53069044
we talkin the beakie who prays to his bolter mag
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>>53068768
Probably one of the tyranids consuderi g theyre 50 foot organisms of muscle and bone.
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[some number] for Commorragh!

I'm still holding out hope that we'll be good this edition
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>>53068759
>>53068759
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>>53069106
>>53069044
Jesus a lot of RT models had autism it sounds like
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>>53068853
>freddie mercury
>gay
freddie mercury could have fucked every man on earth and still be the straightest man there is
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>>53069131
Me too. I'm prepping the wyches, though the gesso may have been a mistake.
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>>53069131

You guys, orks and IG get armour saves vs Bolters. So there's that.
Don't know if the fixed-weapon transport shooting is a nerf or not for you guys.
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>>53069194
If you take it in the ass from Freddie Murcury you actually get more straight
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>>53068705
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>>53069203
Guardsmen with 5+ saves against bolters is going to be so sexy
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hey /tg/
absolute 40k noob here.
i got my hands on an imperial guard/astra militarum codex and i like all the cheap and flexible infantry troops and the tanks/artillery. the starship troopers look is also nice.
do you have any sugestions wich boxes are a good start for an army ?

also one question regarding the heavy weapons team: the codex says they can chose one of the wapons listed in the "heavy weapons" segment but i cant find a special list for heavy weapons in there, just the general weapons list. so wich weapons can i choose from ?
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>>53068853
I was gonna say Freddie because he died from a disease contracted from unprotected anal sex, but then I remembered that 90% of the Eldar died because they went so gay they literally birthed a Chaos God out of it and when they die their soul is forfeit to it. And they're STILL massive faggots.
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>>53069106
Sounds like the same guy.
>>53069191
yep.
god looking through the old marine's there's a fucker with weird fucking legs
like ork's that don't squat weird
shit did anyone save the pick of the orks that stood up straight?
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>>53069197
I actually just picked up a box of Wyches and a Razorwing for 50% off a couple days ago. Started collecting DE, then gave them to a new player who couldn't afford it on his own. Hopefully the RWJF and Wyches are a good enough intro back.
Now I just have to figure out how to cut apart bases and make a tall enough recess for ocean bases...
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>>53069240
>Starship Troopers look

You want Space Marines for that.
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>>53069240
>also one question regarding the heavy weapons team: the codex says they can chose one of the wapons listed in the "heavy weapons" segment but i cant find a special list for heavy weapons in there, just the general weapons list. so wich weapons can i choose from ?

generally i'd just advise you to hold back anyway. 8th i on it's way

either way it should be before the start of the HQ sections
you have mortars for like 5 points
heavy bolters for around the same
Auto cannons for like 10
and missle and laz for 15 i think
I advise you taking the autocannons
Mortars have been supplanted by the wyvern
MLs and laz are too expensive for BS 3
and heavybolters are just meh
you get statistically one hit with the auto cannon.
it can swap between hunting MC, intantry and AV (which will not be along for a bit)
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>>53068788
it is viral marketing
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>>53069309

Starship troopers are literal Cadians.
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>>53069240
what everyones gonna tell you is the edition is about to roll so you have no idea what will be useful, id say just get what you think is cool, some good ways to start are
>start collecting- leman russes have never been bad and look cool as hell, also you get a commissar which is just a cool model even if not used as a commissar
>armored fist box- transports are always important and this gets you more guardsmen
>company command squad box- this gets you your HQ and lots of fun bits to give your army personality
id say get them in that order, none are crazy expensive and all will be useful no matter what edition it is
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>>53069309
What? They're straight up Cadians.
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>>53069376
he's probably talking about the book, where they wear power army and use drop pods
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My IG are kitbashess of Pistolier heads, Great Swordsmen torsos, and Cadian arm annd pants
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>>53069434
>>53069376
Nah, man. They're guys in suits of power armour that make them look like steel gorillas.

Those guys are from Bug Hunt on Outpost Nine.
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>>53069240
People claim we don't know what will be useful in 8th, but thats a white lie. The following units will be useful in 8th in IG no matter what:

>Infantry Squads
You'll need them. If you don't want them directly you'll want them so you can get conscripts, which ALSO use these models. In fact, nearly everything in the troops slots use these models so you can never, EVER go wrong buying infantry.

>Chimeras
If you need infantry you'll need a way to protect the infantry and get them to objectives. Even if the Chimera turns out useless you can grab an autocannon turret from forgeworld and call it a counts-as tourox.

>Leman Russ
We got 7 different variants. One of them is bound to be worthwhile, most likely half or more.

If all three of these units suck in 8th, its the whole army down the drain. So you can invest in those three units safe in the knowledge that at least 2 of them WILL be competitive unless GW demotes us to Ork tier.
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>>53069449
>My IG are kitbashess of Pistolier heads, Great Swordsmen torsos, and Cadian arm annd pants
Makes me really hope that rough riders are good next ed.

I really want to do ktibashes/modeling for them.
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>>53069520

The Starship Trooper Mobile Infantry are probably closer to Crisis Suits than even Space Marines in term of bulk and look.
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>>53069203
>Don't know if the fixed-weapon transport shooting is a nerf or not for you guys.
That was a fake rumour anyway.
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>game on Saturday
>first game in 2 months
>swore to finish my stuff early enough to not be stressed out by having to paint so much
>end up not finishing 5 Skitarii and only doing the lower half of my Kastelan legs to at least be able to glue them to their bases

I feel fucking terrible for being such a lazy fucking bastard.
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>>53069309
nah. i'll stick with guards

>>53069314

do you know if a new codex/models are planed for the new edition ?
if so that sucks cause i'll have to wait...

yea the autocanon looks nice, thanks.
laz is a lasercanon and ML a missleluncher, correct?

what do you think about a lasercanon or missleluncher in a veterans unit with bs4 ?
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>>53069536
I'm hoping sentinels are good next ed. i really love the models.
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pls help
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>>53069616
>>53069520
Weren't they the first to do the concept of power armour?
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>>53069615
I've seen some nice conversions using Bikes. They're not my favorite units because, well, Cavalry just don't make since unless we're talking transportation. But I can see there coolness factor.
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>>53068752
Who cares why, it's right.
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>>53069657
Just play newcromunda until 8th drops.
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>>53069657
One night I had sever autism and crunched all the numbers
No matter the BS, for its points autocannons are best against anything AV11-13, with multilasers doing best against AV10 and lascanons doing best against AV14
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>>53069664
Pretty sure the greek god heaphastus or what fucking ever had that one with divine magitech armour.
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>>53069664
I think power armor is as old as scifi.
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>>53069702
The best, or the best weighted for points?
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>>53069657
>laz is a lasercanon and ML a missleluncher, correct?
>what do you think about a lazercanon or missleluncher in a veterans unit with bs4 ?
unless you plan on blob guarding, vets do better with a melta rush with a chimera.
you could bull it off but you can only have one heavy weapons team per vet blob and that results in a lot of wasted shooting.
then again you could "dick in a box" by shoving weapon in a chimeria but we don't know if it will have a top hatch in the new edition.
the general wisdom is to run them like cheap stormtroopers
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>galactic rift
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>>53069707
I read that as "geek god"

Anyway, don't remember that myth, but SST one of the earlier modern era stories that took the concept and applied it to a military force.
In terms of function, they are closer to Crisis suits. Jetting around with flamers and explosive launchers, and not hitting things with swords. Size-wize they would be in between, but Marines don't do all the fancy stuff MI suits can.
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>>53069728
4 shots of autocannons outdo everything they can hurt compared to one lascannon shot, since thats the same number of points, id have to get my chart out to see them unweighted
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>>53069758
What?
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>>53069647
The tournament I'm in long running buy and build army month by month, local store incentive to bring in new players and get money but any plastic/not made to order models you buy for the tournament are at a 10% discount which is the best he can afford to give awards bonus points if you finish painting by the time the next month rolls around, I cam so close to getting full points on the first month despite having more models that literally everyone but because I procrastinated more than one time I could have been painting and spent ages getting everything perfect, including insuring my daemonettes and their steeds have nipples, I missed out by an hour. I had literally 3 Seekers to put the final wash on then I could do their eyes and I'd have been done, it was almost physically painful.
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>>53069831
Yeah, our tournament also rewards points for paintjob and the only reason I didn't get a full score there was because I didn't finish 5 of my bases in time. Told myself that I'd get maximum paintjob points this time around but no way in hell am I going to finish this in time.
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>>53069831
Good work fucking that up.
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>>53069866
>my tourney also hands out "hobby points"
>entire guard tank army is done
>finish final model a couple weeks after last months tourney ends
>start playing blob guard
>add an extra 100 guardsmen to paint
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>>53069866
First month was hardest on everyone, it's just that my army is so cheap points wise I had the most units. I'll get max paint job points in the second month since at an increase of 100 points per list I have legit just added a new squad of 10 daemonettes (and gave my Herald a new toy) to paint for the second month.
>>53069867
I still got partial finished points for the paint job and won 2/3 of my first months matches. To be fair I had literally twice the number of units of some people and the Exalted Seeker Chariot is an insane unit at 400 points. Only game I lost my Warp Storm table killed my Herald turn one and kept ripping my units off the board with the Khorne result.
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>>53068812
Don't feel bad. If you want to get better, post pics and get critique, but if you just want to post your guys for the sake of posting your guys, you can do that too.

If you're too shy, post pictures of them during a game. Gameplay pictures always make everything look nicer because they are farther away and there's terrain and it's neat to see everything all set up.
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>>53069793
>since thats the same number of points
You have to add the points of what's carrying it into the mix too, since you're not capable of fielding just them.
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>>53069970
that doesn't make any since though for guard
the heavy weapons team costs the same base no matter what weapon it has, same for everything else
a space marine holding a melta gun doesn't cost any extra than what the gun it worth
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>>53069415
>>53069536

tanks for the helpfull recommendations.

will give my local GW a visit in the next days and see if i can get one of the starter boxes and maybe some aditional infantry.

yea the leman russ looks realy nice. is the one with the gatling gun any good for a small army? could imagine he shreds infantry pretty well with the 20 attacks (hope i got that right).
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>>53069376
>>53069434

It makes me sad to realize how many people only know starship troopers for that shit movie.
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>>53070007
Gatling gun is okay, and becomes godly when you put a special character called knight commander Pask in it

Leman russes are very easy to build so that you can swap the guns out, if you're really feeling fancy look up how to magnetize things
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>>53070007
The Leman Russ Punisher kinda-sorta wrecks...everything. If it doesn't change in 8th, it's likely to be even better! There was a reason putting Pask in the punisher was called the "Cheese Grater" by my FLGS.

The reason was he gave it rending. Spoiler: Everything has the Rending Effect in 8E. So now it should be just as good if better than the old version because you don't even need the 70 point Pask on it.
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Will Kroot or Vespid be at least decent with the new stuff coming out? Im hoping Broadsides for getting fixed, but theyll probably just buff the big suits, eh?
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Do my guard look better on 32mm or no?
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>>53070162
>I hate fun and fuck you for liking things
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>>53070192
nay
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okay who was it?
which one of you niggers upbid that squad of 12 metal catachans on eBay?
it was at $10s then in the last 5 seconds someone bid it up to 17 and i lost it
there were two melta guns in that squad and i was seriously in need of those
just tell me who it was and we will settle this like men with our knives
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>>53070224
Fuck you, if you're gonna bring some retarded homebrew you need to tell me before hand
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>>53070192
Eehh... maybe when the bases are painted?
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Fuck reposting Cuz I forgot a weapon team counts as 2 guys so I can only bring 7 lasgunners
Ok guys I got a question for you
Let's say I played a game with you, I wiped out this squad along side my list and said "this is my Veteran guardsmen squad. The seargant has a bolter and the squat is a lascannon heavy weapons team. Squats used to be t4 so I figured 2 wounds at t3 is accurate to represent this, as I also love this model. They'll ride in a chimera. They got flak armor and blah blah blah..."
Would you be fine with that? How about in a tourney?
>>53070261
Isn't this more of a counts as than a home brew?
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>>53070004
If you're comparing two autocannons to a single lascannon, you're also paying for twice as many heavy teams.
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>>53070162

Watch the red letter media review of starship troopers, it's actually a pretty damn good movie - but I understand the sentiment.
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>http://www.ebay.com/itm/Warhammer-40k-Dark-Eldar-Incubi-Models-Games-Workshop-/322499934786

>That bidding war
>paying more than MSRP
>THAT FUCKING FLASH

I want plastic models, please.
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>>53070192
my friend rebased his entire guard army on 32mm for armies on parade
they look a bit awkward on the larger bases but it gives you a lot more freedom to do some fun basing and also they fall over A LOT less
guardsmen are supposed to be on 25mm though so it kinda depends on how much autism your gaming group has since it messes with rules a bit
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only issue is heavy weapons team is supposed to be 60mm which is kinda a huge difference

see what >>53070318 said
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>>53068969
Present and not nearly as good as you think I am.

>Does this count as a painted horde g-guys?
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>>53070304
I can see how some people would think of that as "modelling for advantage".
>>53070343
Not all of them, following "the base they come with" -rule, a lot of metal Imperial Guard have heavy weapons that come on 25mm bases but they also always have two models.
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>>53070372
yeah that okay, as long as you aren't using it for massive rulesfaggotry
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alright guardsmen anons
>mech
or
>blob
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>>53070244
It was my mum. She's bigger than you, so I'd watch out, you guard twerp.
>catachan jungle monkeys are all alike
>not glorious vostroyan firstborn
>or even fabulous tallarn elite

You cheap cunt. Even my mother charges more than that. And she positively gives it away.
And by positively;
i mean aids
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>>53070343

Notice that there aren't any heavy weapon troopers there.

Thanks for the answers anyway guys.

I'll probably base a unit up on 32mm and then see how it looks when they're painted. They may look better when there's more focus on the model.
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>>53070428
I would prefer blobs but they haven't worked for me so far.
Also I play Steel Legion so I'm obligated to spam Chimeras
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>>53070428
Elite.
Run Scions and Abhumans out the ass.
Seeing this >>53070345 jackass' Ogryns so much made me fall for them.
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>>53070428
>mech
because when i imagine guard i think of a couple chimeras full of guardsmen pushing objectives as hellish amounts of poorly aimed ordinance is dropped on the enemy
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>>53070372
Would it be better if I did this? There's a rule that says to use the original base a model came on, so they'd both be 1 would each. My missile launcher teams are on 25mm bases because that's how they came on, one 25mm with the rocket and one on a 25mm with the gun
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>>53070345
Do I spy some Mon'keigh Business in the back?
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>>53070488
That would be more legal, yeah. I wouldn't mind either way though.
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How common is it that people invent their own Chaos Warband chapters? None of the Chaos Warbands really do it for me and I'd rather make my own dudes but don't wanna come off as "that guy"...
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>>53070568
Just dont make it omega-edge and you should be fine cause your dudes are your dudes my dude
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>>53070488
Honestly I wouldn't care what you did as long as you told me before the game, seeing an old cool model would be fun enough
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>>53070195

I like the book, the movie bastardized it. I admit it's fun, but it still makes me sad that people think of that movie when you mention starship troopers.

>>53070312

I know nothing of cinematography, and I don't really care what critics have to say, but thank you for the suggestion.
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>>53070568
The Legions are so fractured into so many weird conglomerate sort of warbands that if you DON'T make you're own you're probably a boring person.
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>>53070727
>I like the book, the movie bastardized it. I admit it's fun, but it still makes me sad that people think of that movie when you mention starship troopers.
The movie has virtually nothing to do with the book. They might as well be two different products. You can like them both.
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>>53068768
ghazkill, unless you count tyranids then a carnifex or some bio-titan
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>>53070757
Tyrants don't have characters
>mostly
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>>53070757
Ghaz is a psyker, so although he is still ripped as fucking balls it's hard to say if that cheats him a little bit over the edge or not.

I think the answer might be Asterion Moloc.
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>>53070767
are red terror and old one eye characters? or swarmlord? thats why i said if hes including tyranids in it, i dont know hwat counts as a character for nids, if they even have any
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>>53068768
It's Old One Eye.
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>>53070162
Well, when the director reads your book, draws parallels to the rhetoric of some assholes who occupied his country, and decided to satirize your book instead of doing a straight adaptation.
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>>53070162
You kidding? It was a good entertaining movie.
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>>53070304
it's modelling for advantage, that's a fact. even if you don't intend use it to be a faggot, you still can fit more heavy weapons teams in cover than before. In a friendly game I would let it slide, in a tournament situation or if I didn't like you I would tell you to fuck off.

That being said, I do like cool old models and I hope you can find a way to put it a squat team on a regular base.
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>>53070802
Is it really cheating when he possibly doesn't do it intentionally?
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>>53070813
Red Terror and OOE are indeed characters. It has to be a specific person with a name to be a character.

Swarmlord technically is one but basically everyone would prefer if we all just agreed his shit fluff was never written and pretend he doesn't exist.

I think that means OOE actually wins.
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>>53068812
Not posting my infantry as they are all put away. But these are all my vehicles for guard minus a vendetta that is being repaired.
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>>53068821
This band is so fucking cringeworthy jesus christ
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>>53070913
Accidental cheating is still cheating, sorry anon.
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>>53069018
>>53070757
>>53070802
>>53070913
>>53070933
Ahkchually, all Orks are latent psykers, and they gain muscle mass and size when they become the alpha of their tribe/mob due to the collective admiration of their peers. So Ghazgkull does use psychic tomfoolery, really, all orks do.
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>>53070967
Yeah that was sort of what I was getting at. But Ghaz is also a straight up Weirdboy level psyker too, although I think he only recently started discovering his powers?
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>>53068771
Grandpa?!
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>>53070977
Technically speaking he's been hearing the voices of Gork n Mork ever since Grotsnik gave him that shiny Adamantium skull, so he might have stronger connection to the Warp/WAAAGH! than most Weirdboyz, without the pesky drawback of having to worry about WAAAGH! energy overload.

At least as far as I know anyway.
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>>53070888
It was campy af and not at all true to the book. I don't even mind that it satirized the politics of the book, it just made everything way less awesome.

>power armor guys with nuclear missiles and drop pods become regular mooks
>no hardass boot camp in Canada where a bunch of trainees die
>raczack is the teacher, and also middle aged and bald, and not a badass hero
there were some other things, but I haven't watched the movie in a decade so I can't recall off he top of my head.
the first one is what bugs me the most.
I do like the shower scene though
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>>53070317

Not buying chinaman for shit GW refuses to make plastic/restock
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me and my friends are playing in a 6 player campaign. Of course the Ynnari Eldar player is dominating, but I'm trying to help some of the other players come up with lists to at least stand a chance against it. What do you guys think about this guard list?

Armor heavy, they sit behind the aegis defense line and just try to take shit out every turn. The Tank Command Squad dish out 7 STR 7 AP 2 small blasts, 2 STR9 AP2 and 4 STR 7 AP 4 shots at 36 inchs. Assassins can be disruptive and the rest of the heavy armor can just pound on whatever else.
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>>53071055
I bought some Incubi from Z, aside from how brittle they are and how warped the blades were, they might as well pass for Finecrap.
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>>53071093
>bothering to try and take on a ynnari player
Just don't anon, spare yourself the misery.
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>>53071101

If Z wasn't so odd about shit, I'd probably try his Incubi. So far, I've liked MI the best, and she has Incubi for $20. Legion forge is pretty good, but they're mostly 30k.
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>>53071152
Oh shit scratch that, LF doesn't have GW anymore.
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So did the true scale marines end up becoming true?
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>>53071152
>>53071187
If this one recaster I can't even mention would do any DE I'd buy it in a fucking heartbeat. His shit is prime quality.
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>>53070967
so you are saying ghaz's gains are from mental stimulation instead of lifting and eating almonds?
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>>53071233
*every ork's gains
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>>53071152
I'm actually about to do a paypal chargeback on Z. Ordered about $800 in early March, paid extra for express shipping, he's ignored my emails since and no sign of my shit. Horrible customer service, which is weird, usually the Chinese are great on customer service.
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>>53071233
Think about what orks do all day
They are either bashing 'eads, thinking of bashing 'eads, or being miserable. Lifting doesn't fit in there.
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>>53071272
i always imagined orks either fighting or drinking and getting rowdy, kind of like those european soccer hooligans
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>>53071201
Yes
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So now that Girlyman is starting Imperium 2 what is going to happen to the current imperium?
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>>53071332
You're fucking dumb and I hope this is bait
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>>53071332
New Imperium, same as the Old Imperium
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>>53067160
Please don't spread misinfo. Kratom has a low potential for addiction according to research, and from my own experience, it's not very addictive because it's not a feeling you want constantly. I regularly stop using it for several months at a time, then when I want to paint a large batch of models I will use kratom a few times per day until the models are complete (it lasts about 3 hours on an empty stomach, so let's say I'm painting for 9 hours on a Sunday I will take it three times).

>>53066693
Kratom is legal in most of the US. It is illegal in some countries because Thailand banned it for economic reasons forever ago and other governments followed suit because governments love kneejerk bans. Kratom recently became a big deal in the US because the DEA decided to meme ban it and people raised a fuss so hard they actually rescinded their ban until "further investigation" as to whether it is harmful. It's been a year since then and it's still legal.

Anyway, kratom is a mild stimulant. It's ground up leaves you mix with water and drink, tastes disgusting. It's not going to get you high unless you take way too much, in which case the nausea will be worse than the weak, shitty high. It can make you woozy occasionally though so it's not good for driving. For me, kratom is like liquid painting motivation. I drink 2 teaspoons of that shit and get excited about painting models again, it makes me feel like when I'm in the store and looking at boxes and imagining playing games. You know, that feeling you get until you get home and actually open it lel.

So overall I would recommend trying kratom to anybody with tons of unpainted gray plastic at home. Unless you have an insanely addictive personality, you should be fine. Kratom isn't some hard drug, it's one step on the ladder above coffee tier. Lot of misinfo about kratom because the culture surrounding it full of stoner retards and governments like to scare people.
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>>53069536
which one will be worthless?
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>>53071341

He's the new commander of all Imperial forces and has begun a second great crusade, if that doesn't constitute Imperium 2.0 I don't know what does.
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>>53071362
What the fuck is this gay ass shit please off yourself
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>>53071376
Yeah, you actually don't.
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>>53071387

> Being this butthurt about the AoSification.

Just let go, it'll all be over soon.
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>>53071378
It's about kratom. Which is a coffee-like plant you can use to give you motivation to paint your miniatures. A lot of people field gray plastic so I'm just posting what helped me.

My enthusiasm probably comes off as some hardcore shilling but t.b.h. I'm just sayin', some fa/tg/uys might want to try it. It's how I get my shit painted.
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So are Daemons of Slaanesh, Eldar, and certain weapons going to grant Always Attacks First or do you think it will be some kind of effect that changes the way you can activate units?
I feel like, as simple as Always Strikes First would be, some opponents might refuse to activate certain units to avoid getting destroyed by these fast melee specialist units.
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>>53071401
So if Donald Trump starts a new war with X middle eastern shithole as the new President of the US, does that make it America 2.0?
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>>53068812
Can I be namefagged anons?
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>>53071294
Precisely like those soccer hooligans.
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>>53071434

Yeah it does, we're onto America 13.5 with another firmware update coming out as soon as they launch Tomahawks at N. Korea.
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>>53071458
So yeah you're fucking dumb.
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I have a bunch of unbuilt 40k. Should I wait until 8th edition.to build it now?
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>>53071439

No you can't, but nice models.
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>>53071439
>poorly drilled barrel anon
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>>53071439
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>>53071419
We know from the fight thing that Demons of Slaanesh will have some sort of initiative shenanigan that makes them aft after charges but before the normal tradeing off.

Don't know if some or any eldar are getting it.
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>>53071418
Filthy dumb shilling scum
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>>53071471

Seriously anon, when the British Empire lost it's America colonies and gained India, that is generally considered the second British Empire.

Long story short forget the label, we're talking about a reconquista which will mean big changes.
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>>53071439
>faggot

There ya go
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>>53071476
No, you should build it all now that way when 8th comes out and you realize every single loadout you built is now shit, you have to tear your models apart and rebuild them.
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>>53071038
To be fair that 1st part was part of what made all the difference in the messages.

In both the book and the movie, serving in the military was vital for full citizenship. This is only really appealing to anyone, anywhere if the chances of going home and living to a ripe-old age are decent to definite.

So in the book which argues for such a system, you see the soldiers consistently geared in the best arms and armor, highly trained, and incredibly competent. Often facing enemies who have no real chance even as they outnumber them hundreds to one. In other words, highly unrealistic. But it certainly helps convey a message that the system is sustainable or possibly desirable even in times of war.

In the movie, the soldiers are poorly trained, underequiped, and rarely capable of doing anything smarter than hiding behind a wall...sometimes. In other words, highly unrealistic. But it conveys the idea that the system is not sustainable, let alone desirable, especially if your at war with an equal or superior force.
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>>53071505
There's a huge difference between a territory switch and a new guy wanting to start a new war. You don't fucking add version numbers or whatever stupid shit because that's just fucking gay.
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New Tau player, I've now got:
2x SC!
Commander
A spare Etherial not on hover drone
Riptide
2x Broadside
Optimized Pathfinder Team (10x PF + DF)

What would the resident Tau-players suggest for my next purchase? I was looking at maybe a Hammerhead/Skyray, or some Piranhas, but I'm also a big fan of the Remora Drones and Tetras that FW had... I really like variety and being able to build a bunch of different lists with what I've got, so I'd like to eventually pick up a little bit of everything. Really hoping that Kroot and Vespids are at least viable in 8th so I can justify picking them up.
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>>53071497
I was just at HQ wondering how I can shill kratom, then I realized, you know what, the traditional gamer market is an untapped source of neckbeard income. Come on friend, just give (((kratom))) a try.
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>>53070977
>But Ghaz is also a straight up Weirdboy level psyker too
ButThatsWrong.jif
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>>53071528

> It's just fucking gay.

I'm sorry my argument was not nuanced enough for you on the Mongolian basket weaving forum.
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>>53071495
Eldar will probably get something, like some melee Eldar or a weapon they can purchase, or maybe even a Warlord trait or psychic power will do it.
I don't play Eldar but even I know they're supposed to be fast, they're the only things that can hit at the same time as my Daemonettes when both are unmodified so they'll probably get something.
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>>53071550
I'm sorry if you were injected with estrogen by your mentally insane mother as a child causing you to grow up to become a raging faggot who sucks 20 dicks every day.
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>>53071439
Not unless you post constructive content often enough to warrant it. Battle reports, painting progress, (good) fluff, etc. You need to do it often enough to be recognized but not so often as to be annoying.

Also, don't post the same thing over and over. That's just avatarfagging.
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>>53068842
>Guill-Man and Szarekh.
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>>53071571

You can stop projecting anytime now...
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>>53068675
>in the grim dark future there is only Wendy's edition

Why haven't they made 40k Happy Meal toys yet?
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>>53071597
Go back to 1d4ddit
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>>53071540
stop.

STOP.

you are going down a bad road my friend.

1) 8th edition is around the corner, don't buy shit that you might not want to field when 8th drops.

2) buying tons of models as a new player is a classic blunder. you want to actually finish painting your units before you buy a bunch of new ones. there are boxes of never-painted models sitting on shelves around the world because guys like you thought they would paint them fast. just paint what you have m8.
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>>53071572
I have asked before if anyone wanted a battle report but I get either a no or no replies.

>>53071480
Wouldn't even be mad.

>>53071510
Thanks m80
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>assault shaping up to be worse than shooting in 8th Edition

Fuck. I just wanted a mostly melee army to be psuedo-viable
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>>53071645
He's a Tau player, he doesn't know any better. Let him be.
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>>53071613

It's coming... once they remove Slaanesh.
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>>53071540
Wait on buying
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>>53071663
you could fix that barrel with a hobby knife. just stick it in the hole and twist it to make it wider*

*for normal holes. for the one you have there, it's gonna be a little difficult because it's not centered so you don't want to carve the bottom part and fuck your barrel. you can stick the knife in and just twist it back and forth upward to only remove the top area around the hole, but it's a bit trickier.

>mfw people put tiny pin vise holes in large barrels
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>>53071685
>implying they'll remove the Lord of Excess when the half-formed Lord of the Butt was just (just) released.
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>>53071645
Thank you for your concern!

1. I'm talking mostly about buying at most one of a given unit, and even if they end up with crappy rules, I play casually with friends who do the same, so I'm confident I'll still get an opportunity to use them
2. I've painted the majority of what I have, with the exception of the broadsides which I got fairly recently.

At the moment I can do 1000pt games pretty comfortably, and have a list set up for 1250 but it's pushing it with what I've got. Was hoping to diversify a bit to have more options at the 1250 level or make progress towards 1850.

>>53071691
I've been on the thread long enough to be aware of the tau-hate
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>>53071699

This is what I do, also lets you centre the barrel. It's almost impossible to drill exactly in the middle.
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>>53071699
i..I used a pin vice on the first tank....
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>>53071675
Then fucking help him, don't let him become a stereotype so you can come onto a Tibetan yak-hair braiding image board to whine about a stereotypical person who could've been prevented from becoming one. Like what?
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>>53071730
I use a pin vise too m8. I just widen the hole with a hobby knife depending on the size of the barrel to make it the appropriate size.
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>>53071745
All Tau players are cancer anon. There is no helping them.

He even owns a fucking Riptide. There was no saving him in the first place
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>>53070851
He barely read the first chapter. I wouldn't call that 'reading'. Yet faggots still think the book is 100% fascism.
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>>53071765
Oooooh, so you're one of the anti-Tau snowflakes. Sounds like you're the one beyond saving.
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So considering how flamers are seemingly getting a big buff, how does /40kg/ think D-Scythes will look in new edition? S10 -3 d6w? How about D-Cannons? S12 -4 d6+3w? Or will they give them a hard nerf and make them just like normal flamers/meltas?
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>>53070162
I'm a Dunefag and I know your pain.
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>>53071782
I don't know what you expected.
Guardfags and Taufags are competing for the title of "worst fanbase in 40k"
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>>53071782
>m-m-muh anti-tau!
You're like those antifa faggots who sperg everytime someone to the left of Stalin voices their opinion.
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>>53071663
>>53071439
Lots of good looking guard today.
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Been building my KDK for a couple months now. Should I put down some money for bikers? Formations are gonna be gone in 8th ed so I can't run a gorepack like I planned but I still think a squad or two of bikers won't be a bad idea since they're so fast and versatile.
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>>53071362

Anon from other thread here
>unless you have an insanely addictive personality

I'm going to have to pass then. Thanks, though.
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>>53071765
It's sad that Riptides have this reputation. I really like how they look, and honestly hope they get healthy nerf in 8th so I can use it more often. Atm I use it occasionally in 1250 matches against a Necron friend of mine, running the HBC on it.
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>>53071815
*to the right of Stalin
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>>53071829
>Formations are gonna be gone in 8th
They will just cost extra points.
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>>53071850
Riptides deserve everything they get.
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>>53070802
Obviously it's Silas Alberic, who is a S5 Spess Mehrine character, and is therefore physically stronger than Abaddon as he strikes at S10 with his daemonbane maul.
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>>53071667
>trukks don't blow up
>free 1" on charge
>pistols can be shot in combat(during shooting phase)
>can pile in to engage other units w/o fear of overwatch
>charging units always swing with all weapons first

Yeah its going to be terrible.
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>>53068812
Squat Guards reporting in, don't feel bad about your dudes anon!

Side note, what is the best way to equip a Company Command Squad? Still starting out and I'm in the process of shortening some of them right now, but I have no experience actually playing and I don't know what to give them.
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>>53071850
Even if Riptides were nerfed everyone would still hate them and you'd still be a degenerate tau player that no one wants to play against.
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>>53071871
>no sweeping advances
>enemy just disengages and shoots you again

Yeah. Terrible.
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>>53071751
Alright cheers, I'll give that a go.

>>53071825
Thanks mate, my CCS is put aside for the brief moment as I'm doing a miniature for the a store event.
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>>53071871
You forgot the best change m8
>you can now charge from ANY vehicle
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>>53071883
And you would still have crippling autism ;^}
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>>53070428
Always both. At least 2 squads of mech Vets with Plasma or Meltas. I would then have a Company Command squad in a Chimera with Plasmas or Meltas travel near them to give out orders if the Vets hop out. I would go for at least a Conscript blob of 30 men. 30-50 is best with a Commissar or Priest.

With the remaining Infantry squads I would either make a second blob of 20-50 or use 2-3 separate squads to hold objectives on your side or on your lines for Hold the Line. Having blobs are great for speed bumps, tarpits and overall board control.
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>>53071894
>[Citation Needed]
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>>53071883
As mentioned, I pretty much exclusively play with friends who run Necrons, Tzeentch daemons and Eldar respectively, so at least in 7th I don't need to worry too much about being broken, as long as I avoid the blatant cheese.
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>>53071875
I went with Vox-caster and 3 grenade launcher as they're only good for one order a turn and I like grenade launchers so no point sinking heaps of points I reckon.

Does anyone want me, the anon with the poorly drilled bolter barrels, to post a batrep of a game I had on Wednesday?
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>>53071907
>tautist telling ME i have autism
Cute! CUTE!
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>>53071875
>squat guard
Fucking hell why are there so many based guard players? Where the fuck is everyone else's armies? I only ever see one or two people with marines or that one AdMech guy with the fucking amazing arctic army.
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>>53071809
You forget Sisterfags.
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>>53071850
It's less the Riotide and more the Tau gameplay. Tau strategy is "Kill the other guy before they can shoot back, since almost everything we have is a glass cannon". Getting tons of your models shot off the board, while not getting to kill the other guys models, isn't fun.
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>>53071922
>being THIS rustled over a fictional alien race and its plastic figures
Jus Bee urshelf i guess
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>>53071925
I'm going to be working on my Deathwatch once my order comes in. I could post some models in the future, if you'd like.
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>>53071925
I keep forgetting to order brush soap and paints
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>>53071954
Yes PLEASE. I love seeing what everyone's up to. Gives me inspiration to paint and new conversion ideas.
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>>53071941
And Marinefags and Chaosfags and Orkfags and Tyranidfags and Eldarfags
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>>53071894
they actually did it, GW the absolute madmen

>rhinos full of zerkers are now a thing

NOW

IS

MY

TIME

BABY
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>>53071871
>>charging units always swing with all weapons first
We don't know that part for sure. Unwieldy is still in, in some unknown form, and your opponent could field units with weapons or special rules that give them ASF or use a command point to do it.
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>>53071968
Found the Necronfag.
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>>53071952
Go back to 1d4ddit
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>>53071970
That is the happiest Khornate I've ever seen.
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>>53068675
>Brings a Titan formation to a "narrative" game
>T 20
>W 50
>SV 2+
>each
>Opponent sends fabious bile into combat with them
>he hits first due to assaulting
>hits
>wounds on 6+ (because everything can do that in 8th
>I fail my save
>His weapon is Instant Death
>Remove Titan from the field
>Remove other 2 Titans after failing battle shock

Can't wait for 8th.
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>>53071809
The irony is I play Tau along side my other armies, I enjoy the army but people like him sperging out at a newbie who bit off a bit more than he can chew is cancerous. It sucks that just about every time someone on here wants help with a Tau list, they have to prove that they aren't the grey-tide playing, Triple-Tide running, body odor-laden players that do give Tau a bad face.

>>53071922
Well, getting THIS unreasonably mad at someone who plays plastic soldiers that are a different style from yours is pretty odd. You're probably going to call me a degenerate faggot or something because I enjoy Tau, but hey, I'm not the one that's getting a hiatal hernia over something so insignificant.
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>>53071809
>Guardfags and Taufags are competing for the title of "worst fanbase in 40k"
>Guardfags
I don't even play Guard (yet, I'm considering it if they get some updated models in 8th) but if I'm honest going by the people I've met who play them, and the posters on here like GGA and so forth, they're easily the best fanbase in the hobby.
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>>53072001
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>>53072001
Sounds more fun then how a normal titan game goes tbqh.
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So, is one of the ways that GW is gonna try to encourage CC gonna be giving out way more Save modifiers? Because shooting weapons with Save Mods seems kinda underwhelmijg, with even Plasma guns giving Marines a 6+. But what if they make it so CC weapons have naturally higher modifiers? Would that help make getting into CC worth it?
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>>53072001
Instant Death no longer exists. Deadlier weapons just have higher damage stats.
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>>53072001
are you gonna keep spamming this till the emperor gets off the throne? gonna be a while faggo
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>>53072005
Only 1d4dditors play Tau. Kindly remove yourself from this website and return to your Safe Space Wiki®
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Anons what are the canon hivefleet color schemes
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>>53072019
who knows man. it's not out yet.
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>>53071885
>implying that only a single unit charges in an assault army

Shoots with what units? Falling back sacrifices any shooting/charging. A trukkboyz list will push your shit in. Orks will lose less trukks and boyz in 8th because shit doesnt fucking blow up when your opponent sneezes.
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>>53072019
I think that's one way.

Also if you have assault grenades you ignore cover.
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>>53072001
Didn't you post this in the last thread too? And then everyone told you how stunningly retarded you were?
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>>53072039
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hive+fleet+color+schemes
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>>53071984
After you gb2dakkadakka
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>>53072036
Nah, I'm fine here. I'll enjoy talking about my plastic soldiers with other reasonable anons. Seems like you're the one who needs a Safe Space if the mention of little blue-grey men end up being some sort of micro-aggression against you that trigger you into a frothing autistic rage that leaves you Literally Shakingâ„¢.
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>>53072062
Don't respond to bait.
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>>53071979

Fair point, but still 11 slugga/choppa boyz being able to swing first is rite n' propa'
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>>53072048
> Speculation about new edition, asking for opinions

>"lel its not out yet who knows"

Fantastic contribution.
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>>53072074
t. Whineseer

>>53072075
Go back to /r/Warhammer40k
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>>53072067
ANON IS A WIZARD RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
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>>53072019
I hope chainswords are finally something and get like a -1 AP. Fuckin irks me that its a wargear choice that I can trade my bolter/bp for and get nothing from it.
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>>53072081
>all he can say is "go back to X" because his argument has a flimsier foundation that Dark Eldar morals
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>>53072001
This was incorrect the first time you posted it, it's still incorrect now.

>Titan formation
Formations don't exist anymore
>wounds on a 6+ (because everything can do that in 8th)
We do not know this, it's only been stated that it is possible for everything to wound everything else, not what the specific rolls are.
>His weapon is Instant Death
This doesn't exist in 8th. We've got Mortal Wounds now, which WILL be dangerous to things like titans, but titans will have enough wounds that they won't get insta-gibbed.
>Remove other 2 Titans after failing battle shock
So you rolled 1d6+1 versus the Ld of your titans, and somehow got 2 over? Marines have an Ld7, so losing a single unit cannot cause further losses, and I can't really imagine the titans having a lower Ld than that. Not to mention, aren't Titans usually in units by themselves, in which case this entire mechanic doesn't apply?
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>>53072036
constantly using pol level vocabulary is reddit tier though. I'm not some anti-pol social catalyst or anything but come on now. why do you even come to these threads when all you do is shitpost. it seems like you think 4chan = le edgy place of insults

haha! nigger! so anonymous culture, the dumb redditor normies don't have such freedom!

you are being a 200 proof faggot and shitting up the board with your 16 year old antics. I know you are just going to post some antagonistic trash and the mods won't ban you despite a million reports, but take a look inside yourself and ask if posting "go back to 1d4ddit" is honestly worth your time.
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>>53072039
Behemoth: Red carapace / blue skin, although the old art for them with the pale white heads and red markings and much, much darker carapace/skin that was almost black with just red or blue highlights looks much better than the ones they actually paint up.

Kraken is red carapace with black striation, pale sandy brown/tan skin with black mottling for markings.

Leviathan is the one on all the art these days, albino pinkish white skin with dark purple-black carapace.

Jormungandr is the black-and-yellow crazy-detailed markings hornet/poison frog looking nids.

There are a few others that are semi-canon out there as well.
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>>53072079
>dude can you answer this question about rules that aren't released yet

Quality post. I'm sure you will receive insightful answers from the prescient voices of /tg/. My dad works at GW.
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>>53072039
>>53072107
Also for the love of god don't be one of those scrublords who paints their bio-weapons a different color than the rest of the organisms.
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>>53072099
Go back to Warhammer-Community.com
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>>53072036
It does seem like you're the one in need of a safe space, incapable of dealing with individuals who enjoy different plastic soldiers
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>>53072099
Heresy-online pls

>>53072104
Please go back to 1d4chan, you really do belong there. In fact you fit the perfect stereotype if the average user there.
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>>53072107

Are there color variances in the splinter fleets to where they came from originally?
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>>53072107
What's the old art look like? And do you know about any of the other canon ones that there might be?

>>53072130
?
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>>53072096
Honestly, if Chainswords were -1, Chainaxes -2, Power Swords -3, power axes -4, and Power Fists -5, I would be absolutely fine with that. It'd make CC troops terrifying.
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>>53071925
>why are there so many based guard players?
I feel like I'm in some weird time paradox where /40kg/ is actually enjoyable.
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>>53072050
This. This is the part people keep forgetting.

Yes, the opponent can fall back from combat and then his friends can shoot you. But if you tie up like 2/3s of the army in one round and they all fall back next turn, fucking none of them are shooting dick.
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>>53072139
t. MiniWarGaming
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>>53072104
hello 1d4eddit troper! please come back when youve learned to not be a faggot!
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>>53071925
I just got back into Guard after I finished up with my Doom Eagles, I know what you mean though, even the Guard guys I know personally bar 1 are great guys.
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I kinda want to see a story about the daily lives of a Baneblade crew get written.
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>>53072143
Yes, I think in the latest Codex even different tendrils of the same fleet have slightly varied coloration, for example I think the Calth Tendril of Behemoth was different from the Macragge Tendril. You would have to look through a scan of the Codex.

>>53072147
>What's the old art look like?
Pic related.

>And do you know about any of the other canon ones that there might be?
Harbinger, Moloch and Hydra are all the actual armies of hobbyists from back in the day who were very close with the design team and all of them have been mentioned in canon fluff at certain points, you can look up their color schemes.

I seem to remember Gorgon being shown as a swampy green at some point but I might just be imagining it. Forge World had the Anphelion Splinter which was in a very similar scheme to that, look up the painted Forge World Hierophant or Malanthrope.
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>>53072254
These guys look like they have severe autism
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>>53072269
That is redundant
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>>53072269
I don't think mindless biological insectile killing machines can have "look like they have autism" anon.
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>>53072231
The Macharius Crusade trilogy has decent parts of that.
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>>53072317
This poster sounds like he has severe autism
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>>53072317
Well being unable to understand or convey emotions is part of being autistic. Being good at repetative tasks too. I can see the similiarities.
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>>53071871
>>trukks don't blow up
We don't know that yet
>>free 1" on charge
And it's still random distance while the other unit gets to overwatch as much as they want. Even if you fail the charge.
>>pistols can be shot in combat(during shooting phase)
Doesn't help melee armies. Assault comes after shooting. They'll get to shoot you with pistols. You'll have to wait until your next turn to shoot with a pistol in melee (without them falling back or either unit dying)
>>can pile in to engage other units w/o fear of overwatch
You have to pile into the closest enemy. Sigmar has this and it's rare to pull another unit in.
>>charging units always swing with all weapons first
Nope. They can spend a command point to swing first. You can bet your sweet ass they'll save points for just such occasions. We also don't know how unwieldy works.
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>>53072269
Autism is a human condition, Anonymous.
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>>53072317
Genestealers
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>>53071885
they cant shoot if they fall back
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>>53072353
>Nope. They can spend a command point to swing first
Only a single unit though, if I understood it correctly.
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>>53069176
>MFW coneheads are almost perfectly analogous to eldar
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>>53072254
I think I found Harbinger and Moloch but I can't find Hydra.
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>>53072364
I'm still not sure what your point is.

I mean shit even people can't "look like they have autism" it's not a condition with visible markers. You would have to observe them in action to tell.
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>assuming someone's psychology

Fucking neurotypicals
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>>53072395
You sound like you have severe autism.
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>>53072374
Correct. You can only spend a single command point per phase and one of the things they can do is potentially allow you to interrupt the striking order in the Fight phase.

What we don't know yet is how you get command points and whether you have access to all of the abilities they can pay for or if certain detachments unlock certain command point abilities and not others. Also there are race-specific ones? It sounds like a really fucking cool system and I'm dying for more info on that.
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>>53072407
>Did you just assume my mental condition ?

I feel like we might be onto a new meme here
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>>53072386
I think it's because Hydra has like 4 different fucking Hive Fleets he's painted up, but his main one that actually has that name is like green and purple if I'm remembering correctly.
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>>53072427
Did you just assume my meme status?
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>>53072409
A sign of severe autism is ritually repeating the same or similar phrases often.
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>>53072422
They already confirmed race specific command abilities will be a thing. At worst the armies will get the once they get their 8th edition codex.

I'm also really curious about the command point system. It really sounds like something that can make or break armies, or even the entire game

>What if there is a command ability that prevents overwatch for a turn ?
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>>53072188
>>53072208
>normies reeeee muh tendies MAGA!

I am a nazi storm trooper by mainstream standards but you faggots spamming this shit have become brony level.
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>>53072462
Speaking from experience, anon?
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>>53072462
You sound like you have severe autism
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>>53072422
I think it will be the new Formations. You take X combination in one of the 50 or something new Force Org charts and you get X Command Points. You want to Skyhammer someone? Buy the models and spend the Command Points.
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>>53072471
>fellow NAHTZEE here, fuck GLIMPF and FUCK WHITE PEOPLE, amirite?
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>>53072465
>It really sounds like something that can make or break armies, or even the entire game
I'm sure the playtesters made sure they weren't utterly gamebreaking. But they definitely sound like they add a lot to the game, more decision-making on the part of the player makes the game more tactical.

>>What if there is a command ability that prevents overwatch for a turn ?
I don't think any of them are that powerful. They seem more like they have effects that only target a single unit, like you could prevent ONE unit from firing Overwatch for a turn. Unless that's what you meant.
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>>53072487
Anybody know if GW actually confirmed the return of formations yet ? Or is it just assumptions because AoS has it ?
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>>53071779
I've read the book. The movie is better.
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>>53072471
Go back to 1d4ddit
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>>53072490
spamming /tg/ with your puerile shitposting is not white, you will be the first in the gas chamber fucktard

>lacking so much self awareness you probably think I'm actually shareblue or a leddit disruptor
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>>53072510
If they can use stuff like that to sell more models I think it's a pretty safe bet formations will come back, but no I don't think they've said anything official.
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>>53072517
Hello 1d4ddit!
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>>53072353
>We don't know that yet
Vehicles having wounds instead hullpoints, AoS was beta test for that. No damage table, but a loss of capability as they take damage(moving slower, shooting less).
>overwatch as much as they want
Thats a general point to get rid of people chucking sacrifical meks into tau gunlines, thats only fair for the other positive changes for assault units
>doesnt help melee
If they dont fall back, unit eats slugga shots if they haven't been chopped in the prior turn, its a give and take situation but gives a bit more to assault units
>rare to pull another unit in
Fucker, what do you play with or against all the time? BCR? Engagement ranges can make or break an assault in AoS.
>[a speculative point but somewhat right]
Spending command points to attack first but what does that mean? 1 unit before chargers? All units? There are so many break points in the fight phase its hard to tell what can happen first. Either way, the assault army got to assault, so they'll likely still do decent damage to the juicy targets at the end of it. Forcing a player to spend points is a boon in of itself.
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>>53072482
He says, again, missing the irony.
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>>53068675
can someone please link me to the file i add to battlescribe to get carcharodons tactics and characters
i cannot for the life of me find it
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I've been out of the loop for a while and this will change come 8th edition I'm sure, but for someone wanting to run all 4 assassins what would be a good base army for it?
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>>53072510
I haven't heard this directly but I've been told by other anons that during the livestream or in the FB comments somewhere they confirmed Formations will still be in, but will cost points (and therefore won't have "free points worth of shit" as benefits like WarConvo).

So, just like AoS. Not really surprising.
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>>53072510
I can't imagine them not bringing Formations back following the AoS models. I suppose it will come down to how much for what Formation. 30 points for an Aspect Host? +10 per model in a Royal Court? The possibilities are endless.
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>>53072395
Have you looked into Tyranid incursions on a world? Genestealers integrate via reproduction and the offspring are cited as looking off and acting like they are on the spectrum(which is why no one notices until its too late).
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As I hit post on >>53072572 it literally dawns on me that GSC actually go REEEEEEEEEEEE and get the normies out

My argument is ironclad
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>>53072130
I don't know what that means
>>
Threadly reminder telling you to go back to 1d4ddit.
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>>53072572
>>53072631
>Genestealer Hybrids sperg out and get retard strength, this is why they are S4 base
Kek, checks out
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>>53071875
>Squat Guards
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>>53072634
So, nid guns are living creatures grafted to their arms. In 3rd and 4th edition they were always painted exactly like the rest of the creature carrying them, making it hard to tell where one ended and the other began, which was the whole point and made sense. In 5th the studio decided to start painting the weapons a different color to make them easier for newfags to tell apart, but that was a dumb fucking decision and looks bad and makes no sense with the fluff, considering that a fleshborer is just as much a Tyranid as a carnifex or anything else in the Hive Fleet.

Unless you don't care about your whole fleet being painted as a single homogenous color scheme and mix them all up by strain, like they did waay back in 2nd ed which had pinkish carnifexes, purplish hormagaunts and genestealers, reddish termagants and warriors and so on.
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>>53071875
I see that one normie in the back he can't hide

Also Squatamania gonna run wild.
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>>53072130

You mean like all of the official paint schemes?
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>>53072471
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Is GSC the army for cuckold fetishists who want to see their wives get NIDDED by a strong virile Genestealer Patriarch?
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>>53071875
It's such a simple conversion but somehow it works.

I mean their arms are way too long but fuck putting that much effort in, they're only guardsmen.
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>>53072752
Yes that's exactly what I mean. See >>53072714

Cruddex era was so bad to nids GW couldn't even get their fucking paint schemes right.
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>>53072754
Now this is next level Patrician posting!
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>>53071875
As island of greatness among the thread of whining and shitposting. You should be proud of yourself.
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>>53072754
No it's the army for girls who want to get NIDDED in their dripping fertile cunts and birth strong, murderous xenos offspring.
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>>53072819
>tfw this is correct because that's my fetish
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>>53072817
Whatever that parrot is on

I'd like some.
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>>53072842
That's a watermelon, anon.
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>>53072833
Oh god me too
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>>53072833
>into breeding autists for a faceless collective
Thats an odd fetish there, Anon.
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What is happening in this thread right now.

We'd rather live without knowing all your fetishes, thank you very much.
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Serious question about nids: why do they have guns? Wouldn't it be more advantageous to have back mounted weapons on shit like gaunts, especially since the gun is effectively a symbiotic organism?
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>>53071941
>Tfw you like Guard, Tau, and Sisters.
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>>53072905
Oh hey look, someone found a counter-point to >>53072714 neat
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>>53072905
Would it not be more effective to weaponize their anus's? Think about it, everything needs to dump so you make your shit either super hard for armour penetration or toxic/corrosive for infantry then you biomorph to shoot it out of their anus at high velocity. Maybe even morph to have the anus for a mouth and to feed through their ass.
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>>53072954
>implying thats not what they already do
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>>53072961
Prolapse Cannon
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>>53073014
lol xD
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>>53072780

Looking at the old scheme and the new one, I think I like the new one better. The different gun color breaks up the all the white. It matches the claw and talon colors and ties the model together.
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>>53072899
Sometimes at night I think about if I was in a GS cult, my whole family would sneak out of our shitty hab after a hard day of manufactorum work, through the sewers and past our cousin who infiltrated the neighbourhood patrols who lets us past the gates to sealed off construction areas underground. We would join up with all the other families and strip bare like pagan barbarians, becoming pale naked shapes in the shadows, revealing our glorious void-blessed bodies and all our hidden marks of purity, like the extra arms and beautiful claws and our spiral tattoos. We would join in a circle before the Magus on his pulpit and pray to our distant ancestors from beyond the stars, voices joined as one in harmonious unity as we sing the hymns of salvation. Then after the ceremony, my fathers and brothers would take up arms and practice weapons training under the gaze of the Primus, field-stripping their stolen autoguns, wrestling and learning brutal dirty martial arts used to slay the heathen unbelievers, whilst my sisters and mother and I would join the other girls in the cult families and lay down together in a nest of cloth and spread our eager cunts for the strong animalistic chosen ones who crawl out now from the deepest recesses of the tunnels and fill us full of seed until we're so bloated we can hardly make the journey back home just before sunrise.
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New thread
>>53073059
>>53073059
>>53073059
>>53073059
>>53073059
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>>53070345
> Thinking anyone paints good guard
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>>53071925
Here's some action from my last game's turn 1. My friend here has actually made some great progress on getting paint on his space wolves he's owned for a decade and I'm very proud of him, which is why I systematically murdered his unpainted goons first.

Looking at this is making me want to drive over there and work on some of this terrain. We've made a bunch of styrofoam ruined walls and sandbag areas but need to get some cheapo acrylic to slather it so I can spray it.

I too wish more than just our based, internet guardsmen would show their hobbying. I don't care how it looks, I wanna see what you guys have going on while I'm bored at work.
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>>53073187
Honestly I'd post my CSM but I've only recently stopped being so fucking busy with work that I can actually paint and now my weekends are filled with getting my apartment back in line after all the mandatory overtime forced me to let it get dirty. I've got like 2 completed marines and 8 base coated ones, but I'm making time for painting them tomorrow. Finally got a cork and poster tack to paint them easier and I'm just gonna batch them til they're done.
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>>53073240
Nice, dude. Show your progress when you work on 'em.
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>>53072780

What paint schemes?? They have like three fleets in the book without even the basic drawn figure schemes for lesser branches. Phoned in codex.
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>>53073240

My apartment is a fucking travesty, too Anon. I know exactly how you feel because I have CSM I am working on, too. I have 3 squads primed and sprayed black, and 5 that are base coated. Of those 5, one is finished (note that none of them have heads/shoulders yet), and one has a second color.

the worst part is that I'm probably going to swap to working on my Deldar in preparation for 8th
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>>53073114
POST MORE R&H ANON.
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>>53068759
I will, after she will get rid of that abhorrent hairstyle
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>Dark Eldar vs IG
>Furious Charge from Power from pain.
>Three of my Warriors used sweeping advance to wipe out an entire blob in melee after they're Venom exploded.
That was an interesting game.
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>work at uni teaching chemistry
>talking about 40K with colleague
>one of our student overhears
>mentions he entered a $20 dollar raffle and won a 2000 point Tau army

I need that guy to roll all my dice.
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Truly my Nigger. I dont have many but ill post what I can
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>>53073522
>>53073522
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