NIDDED edition
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>>53068675
Duncan does dank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCM-xJClFSA
>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android.
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
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>40k rules reference in wiki format.
https://sites.google.com/site/wh40000rules/
>Latest GW teases
https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000/
>Latest GW FAQs.
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-JP/Rules-Errata
>8th edition FAQ:
https://warhammer40000.gw-hub.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2017/04/New-Edition-of-40K-FAQ.pdf2 A3 edition
>>53073059
>Brings a Titan formation to a "narrative" game
>T 20
>W 50
>SV 2+
>each
>Opponent sends fabious bile into combat with them
>he hits first due to assaulting
>hits
>wounds on 6+ (because everything can do that in 8th
>I fail my save
>His weapon is Instant Death
>Remove Titan from the field
>Remove other 2 Titans after failing battle shock
Can't wait for 8th.
my dudes > no dudes
Best chapter coming through! Civilians get a gun or get blown!.
>>53073079
>bunch of things that literally cannot happen
Okay anon.
>>53073079
>It makes for an Epic Story!
>>53073088
Tankred is best dread
>>53073031
GSC hentai when?
How many 40k armies do you guys collect?
I've noticed a lot of people have more than one marine army.
>>53073149
.... Four
>What have I done with my life
>>53073149
I've got a Marine army on hold, a kill team/SWA team of Scions, an unopened box of Skitarii plus miscellaneous minis I'm giving to another guy, the start of a DE army, and I used to have a Tau army but sold it.
>>53073059
Just wanted to say this and leave.JEANSTEALER!
>>53073140
*where
>>53073079
>wounds on 6+ because everything can do that in 8th
Nice factually incorrect shitpost, they said on the facebook themselves that although anything can wound anything, it'll be extremely rare for something weak like a guardsman to wound something really tough like a tank, so on and so forth. No confirmation as to whether it's just a one dice system or not, but with how they made it sound it'll be more like a 6+ 6+ 3+ rather than just a simple 6+
In the end, just stop shitposting.
>>53073149
3.
GK, Tau, and DE. Planning to possibly get some Exorcists with NuMarines coming around if they do happen to be new sculpts.
>>53073149
I used to play nids but switched to marines
>>53073149
3000+pts of marines and enough tanks and infantry for 1500pts of Guard though Im going to turn half of that into Genestealers and do a Tank regiment in the future.
>>53073169
Photoshop of a denim thieving cult when?
>>53073140
Well there's this whole image set.
So, what kits do you guys think are getting a revamp in 8th besides Plague Marines and NuMarines?
Personally hoping for Plastic Sisters and a Cadian renewal w/ FemGuard.
>>53073149
Running multiple marine armies is easy (rules-wise) if you just paint them as successor chapters or non-codex chapters and use the main SM rules. You could easily make a donut steel chapter that uses Blood Angels rules if you wanted to and then just remove the BA stuff from your list to do vanilla marines. Chaos can also do this extremely easily - you can just take out the daemons out of a KDK list and play them as bog standard CSM or paint up your own warband and suddenly you can run any legion rules with almost no issue. Hell, you could even use regular marine kits for CSM and just say your warband's recently turned, or vice-versa with the loyalist dexes.
>>53073189
...Go on.
>>53073190
Id like new scouts and terminators
>>53073178
Are you considering switching back if the new rules for nids are actually good for once?
Someone post shark marines
>>53073190
Judging by what they've been doing, they'll probably finish revamping the other cults during 8th and maybe even some of the other legions. Berzerkers and noise marines of all sorts soon.
>>53073189
>tfw there's Genestealer on Sister hentai but nothing involving Diggas
>>53073211
I dunno, Im using my marines in an ongoing narrative and its usually the only time I get to play. Maybe if I get the chance to play other than then I will.
>>53073149
1,850 of Blood Angels and I've begun assembling 1,850 of Orks.
Interested in starting a Slaanesh CSM+Daemon force when Noise Marines come out.
Also want to make a custom marine chapter but I don't see the point in having three marine armies.
So considering how flamers are seemingly getting a big buff, how does /40kg/ think D-Scythes will look in new edition? S10 -3 d6w? How about D-Cannons? S12 -4 d6+3w? Or will they give them a hard nerf and make them just like normal flamers/meltas?
>>53073213
I claim this thread for the Void Father and the Nomad Predation Fleet!
>>53073079
>Brings a titan formation to a narrative game
You're already a shit.
>>53073247
more please
also please post that shark marine army someone made if you have it
>>53073247
How can marinelets even compete?
>>53073140
That was some pretty delicious fic
Y'know.. despite being heresy
>>53073226
I want more fan five with Orks and tau!
>>53073149
Ksons, Guard andTau
Which to be fair I only have because my friend the 'world's shittiest painter' sold all of his models to me for a hundred bucks.
>>53073247
I'm actually surprised Space Sharks are so popular despite not being a founding chapter or being in a video game. They and the Blood Ravens are pretty much the only non-founding chapters people know about really.
>>53073059
Did anyone ever make a new novel MEGA?
>>53073312
Zoggin' hell, now you got me thinking of that panzee gurlie da boyz looted one time...
>>53073247
Sharks are kinda the best.
>>53073173
>Wasting time seeing if the enemy lasguns can roll the tripple-6 and 4 needed to do one wound to my land raider.
>>53073189
>Shitty paywall
>3d rendered bargain bullshit 'art'
>Not nearly enough butt-stuff
I want to see none of this.
>>53073173
He's factually correct, the best kind of correct.
Everything can wound on 6,if he saves it after is not the issue you retard.
>>53073207
There's only like two other images I can post. The source is on the image. You can look for it.
>>53073351
Nah, Sharks wish they did assault as well as Blood Angels.
We have all the best toys for killing shit in melee.
>>53073149
GK/Inquisition, Imperial Fists, Deathwatch, Scions
I have Deathwatch, Space Wolves, Blood Angels, and Grey Knights.
My big problem right now is deciding which one I want to focus on in 8th.
Thinking of starting a new army. Pros/cons Necrons vs Tau? Nobody at my LGS plays either one. Most play either some flavor marines or Tyranids, and the one Ork bro
>>53073365
>Shitty paywall
https://e-hentai.org/g/1012634/7adf3d7746/
>>53073269
>>53073403
Who knows. Ask again in late June.
>>53073376
>everything can wound on a 6
Fucking sauce me up man. That's not how they said it would work at all last time I checked. Sure, they didn't say at all how it would work in the first place, but with the statement they made in response to a guard guy asking about it how you're saying it'll work is not what seems to be implied.
>>53073359
>not trying to test your luck as much as you can so that one lucky shot can start causing a chain reaction of shots breaking through a slowly but surely weakening tank
>>53073340
She's dead flash.
>>53073406
Thanks anon
Now we wait for other anon to arrange a C&D for it.
>>53073403
Shit's up in the air in regards to 8th but as of right now Necrons are usable and Tau are pretty much stronger than 2/3rds of the rest of the game, if you give a shit about current edition strength and all that. Personally I'd say to just get whichever appeals more to you based on fluff, aesthetics and game mechanics.
>>53073383
We don't need toys. Just give us a CCW for every tactical marine and we're golden, senpai.
>>53073383
They may not be the choppiest, but they are pretty rad.
>>53073329
Crimson Fists, Black Templars, Flesh Tearers, Lamenters, Exorcists, and Silver Skulls I would say would be the other well known non-legions.
>>53073079
>mixes things we know about 8th ed rules with things we know about 7th ed units
>see! 8th sucks!
k
>>53073454
>Crimson Fists, Black Templars, Flesh Tearers, Lamenters, Exorcists, and Silver Skulls I would say would be the other well known non-legions.
Shit, ya got me there. I forgot the Fists and Templars were successors.
>>53073475
I fucking love this guy's art.
>>53073454
There's also the Minotaurs.
>>53073518
Colour me surprised that Kharn pulls off the pigtails.
>>53073365
>not nearly enough butt stuff
I'll diddle your fiddle
>>53073539
I always figured they were just decoration. He'd have to be a weird fucker to have blue hair but then again Cadians have purple eyes and the Warp does weird shit so maybe it is his actual hair.
Fucking goddamnit, I can't decide between Blood Angels and Grey Knights.
I really like the aesthetic of both.
I'm a little worried that GK are too specialized. I think BA are a more complete army and well rounded in terms of having the tools to deal with every type of enemy.
I just keep coming back to wrist mounted storm bolters and giant two-handed force swords.
>>53073589
Just do 1500 of GK.
>>53073589
split the difference and play blood knights
Which book will you get first?
>>53073589
Flip a coin. If you regret the outcome you'll know what you really wanted.
>>53073622
>>53073589
Blood Angels. GK ARE too specialized and just aren't that fun to play as a full army compared to as an allied force IMO. You will eventually find yourself wanting all the bells and whistles a fully functioning army can field, and then you're just gonna end up with both.
Bang a sexy squad of GK terminators, but then settle down and marry the blood angels.
RIP in fucking pieces Khorne Daemonkin and Scions Codex
>>53073589
Wait a month and see if the Grey Knights end up being still to specialized, in that case choose BA, otherwise go with the GK
>>53073622
>>53073635
Can they please just make some traitor guard upgrade sprues or whatever and some extra crap so everyone can crank out some nice renegade militias easier?
C'mon, everyone wants some of these bastards with the skull masks to make into an evil swat team. Everyone.
>>53073149
One. Orks.
I did briefly collect a small Tau force for a Tale of 4 Gamers event my FLGS was running, and I even completed up 1850 points of it. I chose Tau because I reasoned that it was the polar opposite of Orks. The event finished and ever since then that army has been sitting in my display case gathering dust. I just have no desire to play it.
There's just something about Orks. Nothing else comes close to them.
>>53073448
That's Crusade Squads. Join the Templars.
>>53073687
I don't know why you're replying to me specifically (delet this guy), but you somehow managed to guess that I play R&H.
The Genestealer Cults upgrade sprue is a worthwhile stopgap in the time being. File down the forehead ridges a little and it's golden for cultists.
The really memorable R&H armies involve lots of conversion and mixing different kits rather than just using the FW stuff like your pic related, although Enforcers do look amazing.
>>53073566
Strictly fiddle-on-diddle sorry slaanon.
I'm hanging out with the other guys getting antsy about the grills not being peer pressured enough into springing forth the meaty teatys.
>>53073627
They don't have to because everyone assumes everyone else is a guy until proven otherwise. Anonymous in all caps, God you're stupid.
>>53073725
What did he mean by this?
>>53073725
>>53073742
They don't have to-
Yes. They don't. Because saying you're anything otherwise is only done because you want to A: have your opinion treated differently or B: be treated differently.
So basically gendershouting is just tripfagging.
>>53073760
Huh, didn't know they got their own special tac squads. The only guy who ever ran space sharks had two squads of bikes coupled with two assault terimator squads with the chapter master in two land raider crusaders.
>>53073793
They don't get their own special tac squads, per se, but they get a special rule that allows them to take a CCW in addition to their bolter for one point. The developers behind listbuilding app in OP decided to incorporate it so autists who can't maths could build their space sharks lists without having to count on their fingers.
>>53073664
>>53073588
You sons of bitches. I didn't reply to all the stupid pol bullshit or the other off topic meme garbage you maniacs been spewing for the last year, but I can't not tell you how terrible I think your opinion on women's clothing is. It is terrible. You have chosen a terrible position.
Now post something 40k related or I will crawl through the internet like a swarm of spiders, climb inside your body, and pull the evil out of you.
>>53073739
Anon, please. I've always known. I agree, though. Renegades are so ripe for conversion and kitbash that it's a faux pas not to bash in everything you can find, but I wish we had something basic and affordable available so that more people would play them- so that I could fight more people who have them.
>>53073589
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Knights_of_Blood
>I just keep coming back to wrist mounted storm bolters and giant two-handed force swords.
Sangunary Guard have wrist-mounted storm bolters and two handed power weapons too.
>>53073812
I hear you, man. More love for mortal Chaos followers would be dope. It'd be great to see them on the other side of the table for once.
Unfortunately a lot of our vehicle and artillery options are FW, so there's a paygate involved.
Personally, I'm just hoping we get to keep our fucking rules in 8th.
Post
>your dudes.
Who are they? What's their story?
>>53073812
'Stupid' could just mean 'dangerous' instead of 'unattractive'?
>>53073804
Now I can see why the other anon wanted CCW in his tact box.
>>53073846
I hope so, too. I don't think it would ever happen, but how dank would it be for them to make some ultra-fanatical suicide bomber cultists like they always portray in fluff?
>>53073850
I wanted to make a Blood Angels chapter called Angels Ascendant who used Iron Hands chapter tactics because I kind of liked shooting more than assaulting, also that way I'd get access to the regular SM codex.
The story would be they've found a way to drastically reduce the occurrence of the Black Rage (original, I know) and because of their more calm demeanor it made them experts with bolters (thus explaining the reroll on To Hits of 1). The problem is after I got started in the hobby I became really busy and can't find time or motivation to paint so over half my shit is unpainted, I can't afford new models to fill in the numerous gaps my relatively small army has, and since I can only at best play one game per week with someone who understands the game way less than I do it can be pretty difficult. It'll take us over an hour just to set up a game and even a 1,000 point game takes us hours because we constantly have to check rules and google stuff.
I'm hoping once 8th ed comes out I can just start over and learn the game the right way instead of the strange broken way my friend and I play.
come on, give us the fucking Space Marines vs Imperium civil war
>>53073924
>doritos scattered all over the table, terrain made of stryofoam, sheev and lego
I have never seen something so innocent.
>>53073942
There's this really new faction calledCSMI think you'd be really into anon
>>53073924
What even is this image
is it real or is it satire
>>53073942
Marines would lose so fucking fast.
>>53073149
3 working on 4
Ive got Tyranids, Genestealer cult and Chaos marines.
Starting up Ravenguard for 30k/40k.
>>53073956
no, fuck chaos
sometimes, the "good guys" have to fight each other
>>53073924
>>dat wacky mish mosh of stuff
>>dat dorito bag
>>dat bare kitchen table
>>dem unpainted doods
I know this sounds condescending but honestly, this gives me really cozy post-college memories of floorhammer with the gang. Your cultists you have done look real nice, by the way.
>>53073953
We do what we can to make terrain... Although we still haven't really implemented cover and only last game did we put in dangerous/difficult terrain.
>>53073977
This is great and I really wish I had some pictures of the stacks of books, packages of fucking crackers, milk cartons, and crudely sharpied cardboard from my games when I started.
>>53073975
Oh those are my friend's cultists, he paints fairly well and is getting better every week. Here's a vague comparison between the first models he painted versus what I painted.
>>53073963
We were going through his old toys to find cars and legos to use as terrain and I stumbled upon sheev... So I was like "Yo, we can pretend it's one of those statues of the Emperor... Get it? The Emperor is watching over my units!"
>>53073079
You just don't give up do you?
>>53074004
Looks alright, anon. Did you do anything about the Dark Angels iconography on the Dark Vengeance marines though?
Also we both have a great sense of humor...
(Reminder, all BA units are mine, all the good looking units are my friend's)
So in circumstances of parts too small to magnetize, but I'm likely to swap out for things like Shadow War (eg. Weapons) how acceptable is blu-tack?
>>53074036
I was filing them down at first but then I thought "Ya know what, fuck em. I'll use all the DV models as practice and really put focus and time on my actual Blood Angel models"..... aaanndd then I never painted a single BA model because it wasn't enough practice and they're all glued together already.. Once I have a better flow of income I might get my spark back but now painting just kinda gives me anxiety since I want them to look good. Irony being I need more practice for that.
>>53074037
Your(friends) cat is beautiful anon I love it and want to give it love
>>53074064
It's a good kitty.... Sometimes...
>>53074037
>tfw my cat keeps on attacking my deathwing terminators while i'm still painting them
send help
>>53074004
Oh I remember when you posted this. I'm looking forward to you painting the rest of your bangles, I never see enough of them overall and red is nice.
Your friend has quickly accepted the boon to all nurgle painters that is drybrushing. Your first dudes are not bad, honestly. You look like you're thinning your paints. You'll get there. You might wanna try doing some recess washing with a small brush into the cracks of the armor to add depth (slathering on wash is a no no for flat armor surfaced marines with bright colors like red).
>>53073850
A small, slowly growing (as I start to buy more models), very basic Thousand Sons warband. Haven't put much thought into it yet, though I have quite a few tzaangors and plan on getting a ton of rubrics later on. Only going to have one squad of SOTs for quite some time, most likely. All very simple stuff so far. Using the basic color scheme too.
Haven't even thought up a warband name or anything, though I feel like I'm leading myself into a certain direction with how all my exalted sorcerers have more of the bird related items and how I plan on using quite a number of flamers (though I'll have to wait till 8th to see just how much I'll emphasize upon them).Any suggestions? I can't name anything for shit, and the only name I can think of sounds terrible to me.
No ideas on fluff yet. I'll think of something though, of course taking into account the armies my friends play.
Overall, a very WIP Thousand Sons warband.
>>53074077
Enlighten me, anon. Why is drybrushing a boon to Nurgle players?t. nurgle player who has never drybrushed
>>53074090
Do you have anything painted yet?
I found the terminators were actually far easier than the rubrics to paint.
>>53074110
Not him but I assume it helps with making the colors blend and make the sickness and guts look more natural. Also seeing as they're probably veterans fighting for over 10k years, their armor might look better faded and swampy as opposed to vibrant and colorful.
So a thought occured to me and i wondered if any of you had an opinion:
How will Void shields work in 8th???
Will they just be a set value of regenerative wounds or something entirely different?
>>53074110
Pretty much >>53074136
I wish I had a better example for you, but the gribbly sorceror here on the left you can see how many nice raised edges there are to just catch with drybrush techniques. Guts, sores, cracks in armor, rough skin/skins, etc. The resin plague marines are probably some of the most easily drybushable guys out there to just get ez but effective results.
>>53074077
I really want a lot of red, white, and gold... A LOT of gold for my models. Unfortunately this was about the best I could manage although I have a tendency to smoke cigarettes or drink booze while painting that makes me rush things. I really want to smoke weed and get my artistic side going but right now I'm clean in order to get a better job without having to worry about detoxes or fake piss. The model I want to paint most is my Furioso, it's my favorite model thus far.
>>53074152
They'll be like the ward saves that can counter mortal wounds that the leaks mention. Like a more powerful Iron Halo, that stacks on top of armour like FnP.
>>53074111
Yup. If you want, I can take a picture and post in a moment since the other pictures I have are a little outdated.
Overall for the group I have a rubric sorcerer, rubric with icon of flame, and a disc for my exalted alongside a nearly complete exalted sorcerer. Painting up the staff for him right now, actually.Warning: I'm not the best of painters so it'd probably look terrible.
I also have a very minor amount of nearly complete Tzeentch daemons and stuff painted (the Start Collecting + blues and brimstones), but that was mostly for fun and a way of transitioning from my old Necrons into Thousand Sons.
>>53074152
Why does that numbering system go down? it starts at 73 and drops to 67 at the end?
this seems like an oversight for the mechanicus
>>53074161
Yep. Just get some washes up in here and clean up the error here and there and this will look 100x better. It's not bad at all for a beginner model, just at step 1. Also don't forget to get those mold lines.
I've actually found the dreadnoughts are really really easy to paint and great practice for learning key skills like edge highlighting. Have fun - furiosos are rad as hell.
>Robooty Gooliman comes back from "near death" and is a model
WOLF TIME IS UPON US. LEMAN RUSS, MELEE GOD WHEN?
>>53073622
>Tyranids
>Alliance
>>53074199
Hopefully never because Space Wolves are fucking gay
>>53074200
But Anon, Nids are too fucking shit to work alone
>>53074161
I hope you OD and die, junkie.
>>53074200
The xenos book will probably have a thing that says they aren't allies unlike the other books.
But that post is also retarded bait and not how the 5 books will be broken down anyways.
>>53074161
>alcoholic and druggie
>uses shitty lego and styrofoam as terrain
Gee, whoda thunk?
>>53074206
YOUR FUCKING GAY
>>53074213
Not after nu-rules.
I can't wait for Saint Celestine to be turned into the Hive Queen and lead the Tyranids
>>53074199
I have a fever and don't want to look it up. What happened to Lemon Rust? I know Lion The Johnson is like roaming about the warp building his army of heretics but what about the other possible primarchs making a return?
>>53073149
At the most i had 6... 40k armies, plus two WHFB.
Now i have 2 40 k armies i play plus two half-sized armies I'm trying to unload.
And my dorfs.
>>53074234
Will she get NIDDED?
>>53074226
>Crudd worked on the Nu-rules
You mean not after his death, right? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>53074216
>>53074223
Well that escalated quickly...
>>53074235
He got up during a feast one night and said he was going off into the Eye, and that he'd be back for the End Times.
Magnus apparently knows where he is and what he's doing.
>>53074235
>I know Lion The Johnson is like roaming about the warp building his army of heretics
Obvious bait is obvious
>>53074235
Lemons Russel just did his famous "I'll be back for WOLFWOLFWOLFtime" speech and then disappeared into the eye of terror.
>>53074171
Oh, I'd love to see your dudes if you don't mind. I'm actually trying to bully a lazy thousand sons playing friend into finishing his exalted right now. He's done a good job on his horrors and rubrics, but I think he's scared to tackle the exalted as a new painter. Here's my favorite of his horrors.
>>53074241
Nu-rules were all playtested and handled by external guys, Crud had oversight from an actual professional team for once and it's possible they didn't even put him on the nids at all.
>>53073173
>he hasn't played sigmar
my dear boy, 20 chaos barbarians can kill Archaon with axes and flails
>>53073902
It's pronounced beltin', and you're about to find out first-hand.
>>53074240
>in b4 story of Saint Celestine having an entire tendril of Nids run a celestial train on her thus creating super Nids
>>53074260
Nids will be fucking shit, buddy. Mark my words.
Forever and ever.
At least they will give the HQ units wacky personalities and I can't wait for Celestine to become the new Hive Mind.
>>53074272
>inb4
You're too late anon
>>53074061
death company have relentless so bolters are not actually terrible. They give them something to do when out of range and are ap5
>>53074272
I feel like we had that conversation way back at the start of this thread.
Back when my dick was hard, and now it is soft and this discussion is done.
>>53074252
Here's an absolutely shitty family picture of what I have completely done so far in Tzeentch's name, basing and all. I might be able to get some closeups for you later on, but right now I really want to get to finishing my first exalted, as fun as this discussion may be able to get. Just lemme know if you want more.
>>53074250
And yet you reply propagating the shit further.
wouldn't it be funny if celestine, yvraine and grayfax all get fucked by nids haha
and then they all turn into nids themselves haha
haha
>>53074346
why is is 80% waste of space?
>>53074361
I'm sorry anon. It's a quickly thrown together picture that I can't care much about since again, I want to get back to painting.
>>53074346
These are plenty nice, thanks for sharing. Have fun painting.
>>53074353
Pretty sure the current Yvraine sexpot meme is more in the 'femdom footjob' wheelhouse.
But good try.
>>53073149
Thousand Sons (~5000 pts), Alpha Legion (1500 pts), "Dark" Ad Mech (1500 pts) and some half assembled chaos daemons and soon to be traitor guard (1750 pts).
>>53074353
>that one time when Sisters had to purge a space hulk filled with genestealers
>>53074206
If only space wolves were more like actual Vikings, then they'd be a lot less gay.
>>53074381
Why doesn't GSC work?Also take a wild guess
>>53074427
>Eldar
>'nids
>>53073149
I started collecting a couple different kinds, but I decided to just combine them all.
I'm turning my Saurus from Fantasy into Tarellians using bits from Fire Warriors that I will soon purchase and combining them with my Imperial Guard, Scion Tempestus, and Empire Handgunners so they can act as Kroot stand-ins; including using sci-fi'ed Cold One Knights for Krootox and adding all sorts of armor and autocannons to my Carnosaur to make it look like an armored Knarloc. All their kit is going to have some neat Polynesian iconography painted on purely because I think it would look baller as fuck and I'm hapa. I'm probably going to have one or two units of actual Kroot fighting alongside them to give more of a mercenary feel.
After that I'm going to take the rest of my blueberry and human shit and turn my humans into Gue'vesa so they'll act as stand-ins for the Tau infantry stuff. That way my entire Tau list is made of auxiliary troops, with the only actual blueberries represented by the few mobile suits I'm going to have (I refuse to use anything Ghostkeel-sized or larger because I'm a fluff-fag) and maybe some Pathfinders kitbashed with the new Fire Warrior Breacher armor because I think their models look cool.
GSC > Tyranids
I hope they become the posterboys of the Nid faction
Anyone else already miss that brief moment of sunlight when the thread was talking about models and gaming?
are you guys ready to Armaged-it-on?
>>53073149
I have 3 Marine armies in the making and 1 ork. 2 if you count my Ironjawz fobAoS.
>>53073924
Can't peev the sheev.
>>53074432
>no
I like Dark Eldar but already don't really have the time to paint the stuff I have
>duh
Pic related @ my babies
>>53074460
Was there any?
All i saw was "tel my bout ur dudes" and some half-assed paintjobs.
>>53074460
It's just like living in Finland during winter.
>>53073454
That bolter. Man, this is a great idea.
>>53074437
Tarellians! Fucking A, my dude!
>>53074474
If ever there was a time I didn't care about a tripfag shitosting, it would have to be now. I've got just the right amount of whiskey in me for this 4 am awkward flirt-fest
>>53074462
Born ready
>>53074199
It makes me mad that this is the official way to pronounce his name now.
>>53073213
Well here's one of mine, I need to take a group picture. I have loads built and ready to be primed and basecoated for this summer.
>>53073247
From the void we come. Darkness there and nothing more.
>>53073329
Red Tithe is to be praised for that. The book is pretty fucking solid (although it takes a long time to get started) and expands upon the established while staying true to it almost to a fault. McNiven even managed to slip in the Deathwatch psychic powers.
>>53074462
Yeah, Da Rustboyz are moving along.
>>53074514
Because the teaser video announcers have never been wrong about something before.
>>53074491
WE'RE IN BUSINESS
>>53073887
They should just use chainaxes. Anvil Industry is perfect (and cheap) for that.
>>53074529
Thanks for the OC inspiration anon
>>53074532
>hot garbage right now
In the last few months 90% of posts have been
>I2
>Aeldari
>How many riptides in 1000 point game?
8th better breathe some much needed life into this general. Things have gotten pretty stale lately.something something fresh panties
>>53074514
Meh, Audiobooks came first so they are what I go by.
Not that RoBuutei GwilliMan is much better.
I want to do an assault based space marine army. I was thinking Carcharodons, but I'm not sure who else.
Anyone got any ideas?
>>53074560
He always was Rowboat Gill-man in my head. Also, read better books.
>>53074556
I40kg's all kins of fucked up.
By now my filters kills 3/4th of the thread.
Personally I'd Welcome a new band name, if only to give a clean(er) break from the salty bitches.
As is we'll be cohabiting the 40k threads with them even after 8th lands.
>>53074570
DA Mixedwing obviously
>>53074570
Honestly, do it. A well-painted Carcharadon army is one of the best things I've seen in miniature wargames.
>>53074161
>weed lol
>creative side for painting miniatures amirite
>not even using washes
>>53073149
Thousand sons, blood angels, imperial gaurd, all over 5 thousand points all painted.
sisters of battle 1/2 painted around 2 thousand points
Allsorted inquisition and deathwatch mechanicus 4/5 painted
Now have a family have no time to play
>help me
>>53074570
BT, BA, Doom Eagles are also known for their proficiencu with Assault troos. Or just don't give a shit and go for any army you like.
>>53074593
Believe it or not more and more people use recreational weed every single day and none of them are as tremendous faggots as you are grandpa
>>53074575
I prefer Ork perspective and imperial politics.
Makes for a narrow selection.
>>53074600
I already have Doom Eagles, although they have very few assault marines.
>>53074603
>DUDE LIKE WEED IS COOL LMAO LIKE EVERYONE IS USING IS DUDE LIKE TOTALLY NOT DEGENERATE HAHA XDDD ALSO DICKBUTT XDDDDDD
Lo, this is who you share /40kg/ with.
>>53074595
why does EVERYONE have a topknot in 40k
>>53074553
Not really 'O' but I respect the 'C'.
Orks
looting
waifus
>>53074610
Have you ever actually socialized with people who smoke weed or do you just straight up believe everything you were told in middleschool?
>>53074611
Abaddon is fucking popular in 40k world
>>53074619
I have, and they're all obnoxious degenerates. You certainly haven't done anything to change my perceptions.
>>53074603
I smoke weed every weekend, I just chill and do it with friends and I don't brag about it on the internets.
Also I don't pretend blazing some psicotropic and getting high will make me "creative" or part of a "culture".
If you wanna do some work that requires thought and patience don't get drunk or high, that's it.
>>53074570
Flesh tearers, minotaurs, black templars, blood angels are all solid choices.
>>53073149
i only have my ultramarines currently, but i want to start a carcharodons army sooner or later
i really want to use a lot of cool shit from other chapters but i want to keep using ultramarines because i don't have the greatest creativity for making my own chapter
>>53074630
>they're all obnoxious degenerates
Well that's just bad luck on your part then my friend. Tons of people smoke weed. Tons and tons and tons. Not all of them are in-your-face dicks about it.
>>53074642
>If you wanna do some work that requires thought and patience don't get drunk or high, that's it.
It depends. Some people it helps, some people it doesn't. Weed is a drug that comes in 100000 different forms/strains/flavors, and on top of that affects everyone differently. Often I don't feel like painting at all unless I've smoked. Not saying it makes be "more creative" or a better painter or something, but stoned me often gets more done than sober me
>>53074667
>i-i-i-i-it doesn't c-c-count dude, all these imaginary people that i totally didn't come up with aren't fucking fags so therefore weedsmokers are all cool and good!
Please do let me know where you live so I can report your degenerate druggie ass to the authorities. stupid fucking burnout.
>>53074673
I honestly can't tell if you're mad or trolling. I guess I'll just hit this blunt until I forget about your irrelevant opinion
>>53074667
Tons of people take hormones, call themselves girls, and kill themselves. That confirmation bias must mean it's okay! :^D
>>53074683
What the fuck is this unfunny poorly edited ifunny meme
>DUDE #H8RSGONNAH8 WEED FOR LIFE MUHFUKKA
jesus christ you really are a fucking faggot
>>53074696
Gee it's almost like it was supposed to be ironic.
>>53073245
>So considering how flamers are seemingly getting a big buff, how does /40kg/ think D-Scythes will look in new edition?
Not sure it's true that flamers are really getting a buff. It was quite easy to get 3-4 hits with them before in my experience and they lost AP 5, which was useful against the kind of targets they are meant to deal with, possibly no longer ignore cover and might not have all the fancy rules like hitting inside bunkers and open topped vehicles. If they can still overwatch and get the full D6 hits, that's good and being able to concentrate their fire on a single target is nice too, but I wouldn't say they got a 'big buff' until we see more detail.
As for d-scythes, I'm thinking they will still auto-hit and do some really nasty damage (S 10, AP -4, D D6 maybe) but have fewer shots than the flamer (1 or D3).
>>53074699
>merely
>pretending
>>53074699
>thoust was merely MASQUERADING as one of lower intellect!
>>53074655
As a related point.
Is anyone else worried the forgeworld chapter tactics won't be updated?
What will everyone do if they're not updated?
>>53074619
Daily users?
Only the deadbeats in the welfare barracks.
Though they are also chain-smoking alcoholics.
Weekend users?
Sure one of them is our CoC GM
Rest of my entire playgroup were raised by people born in the 60's who still light up on occasion.
But I guess most of us were just.. well "bored straight".
>>53074712
Be glad I didn't go through with my plans for a Raptors army.
>>53074264
>putting a Titan on the same level as some plot-armored shmuck
>>53074712
They will probably update them though. A bit later than others I presume but it will be done. I ought to send them an email to make sure actually.
Kitbashed a Rapier Quadlaser from left over bits and one of those Kromlech turrets, wanted to make a couple for my Guard. Think it passes for one?
>>53074779
Yeah, maybe add a shield?
>>53073149
Two, Nids and GSC.
>>53073687
They are going to.
>>53074955
we know it happened
>>53073149
A fantasy warband and 40k orcs.
he bulk of the fantasy force is Bloodreavers and Chaos Warriors, with Ironguts and Chaos Dwarves 'ere and there.
My 40k army I've just started is Ork speed freeks.
CLEANSE PURGE KILL!
I want to start an army. I want one that's small amount of physical units, but high point cost so I actually paint them and can store them all in one box and actually play games. What do I go for? Money is no objective. Preferably minis and not Imperial Knights. Flavour is also unimportant, I am not biased.
>ITT
>>53075013
Death Guard works well for me, but edition change is near, so wait.
>>53074726
Oh, come on. Archaon's just cool.
>>53075013
Eldar Wraith Host is like 18 models for 1000pts. If people are reluctant to play against you offer to start with a few wounds on the Wraith Knight
>>53075013
Grey Knights for 40k, Ogres for Fantasy.
Ogres are hilarious, don't rule 'em out immediately.
http://warhammerfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Ogre_Kingdoms
>>53073149
I've got two squads of guardsmen, two command squads (Flavor depends on how I feel at the time), two Leman Russ tanks (one with a Vanquisher cannon, the other with an Executioner cannon), and one sentinel for garnish. Got one of them "start collecting" boxes ordered now, just waiting.
>>53075023
Death guard look ok, but still looks like a fair few units.
>>53075032
Is this cheese?
>>53075065
Grey Knights look good.
This is an on-topic post do not delete.
>>53074517
What are you doing for your shoulder emblem, bud?
>>53075086
>Is this cheese?
At the moment. I'd avoid committing to anything atm. 8th edition will be out in a month so there's no telling how different things will be.
>>53075076
Did you recently get an AR?
>Nid fanboys prove to be the worst shitposters
no big surprise
>>53074987
I'm suprised this one hasn't been deleted.
nids and orks throw a fit
their armies are real shit
>>53075098
that's not how you spell best
>>53075013
>>53075086
Get Thousand Sons, pic related is a legal army that'll only run you 60£.
I've just started collecting nids and I want to build a list based around deepstriking, mostly because I think the big burrowing MC's are pretty.
Do you prefer Trygons or Mawlocs?
>>53075086
ogres plz
>>53075090
we think alike
>notices front page
Holy crap there was literally hundreds of posts relating to GSCG.
>>53073079
>Behemoth
>instant death weapon do D3 damage instead
>>53075115
Mawlocs are better right now if you care for rules, but new edition will change everything in just a couple weeks so who knows.
If you want a whole list based around the deep striking MCs why not just grab one of each?
>>53075117
>tfw mods purge the underhive of qt xenos
I got a £20 refund from a book I bought before 8th was announced, should I use it to get the biggest case for £55?
I had been eyeing up a KR case, but with the GW discount the citadel one would be almost half the price for a similar size.
This post meets the criteria outlined in Imperial Handbook Vol. 57 Section IIIA for posting to the internet.
Please direct all content-related inquiries to the Commissar of 351st Unit, Outpost 131B.
>>53075133Someone could potentially just make a 'What turns you on about genestealer cults' thread and that'd be kosher.
/tg/ show me your 40k terrain! need som inspiraishun! please!
>>53075163
bad news for ya, bud.
I only use paper and cardboard because I don't own terrain
I dont even own a game mat
>>>/qa/1298962
>>53075163
>>53075175
but is it painted? then show!
>>53074161
so YOUR sword is bent too, huh?
Reminder that tyranids are canonically capable of surviving to an exterminatus
>>53075197
Everything can survive to an exterminatus, it's during it that they die.
Brother-Janitor Harry of the Fourth Channel, purging heretical content uploaded to the Imperium's network.
>>53075204
Never die my love
These two models cost the exact same points, but guess which one will win in melee every time
this is why initiative was horseshit
>>53075204
Cancel order for reinforcements, requesting exterminatus on position 53075204, the mods protect.
>>53075222
The one that's not from 5th edition?
>>53073079
I read instant death is going away, just multiple damage weapons now
>>53075204
Glad to see you weren't perma'd.
Thank you for giving the screaming masses what they asked for.
Now let's talk about some armies!
How fleshed out is your nidstealer cult list?
>>53073622
Ho man, if I thought I was mildly annoyed before, now I'm just screaming incoherently and vomiting blood.
>>53075237
the mega dreads got rules updates all the way up to 7th
Wow. Janitor pretty active up in here.
I hope they're done before our resident slaantran comes back.
>>53075274
Who's the Slaantran, I'm surprised I haven't noticed them yet since they're aligned to the same chaos god as me.
>>53073149
5000 points of nid
1500 points of wolves
1000 points of Dark Eldar
2000 points of Death guard/ Nurgle Daemons
I have a strange urge to buy Tyranids all of a sudden.
>>53073211
>Nids have some of the fastest infantry in the game
>Lash whips interrupt the activation
>6+ saves can be used against bolters
>Although unlikely gaunts can hurt land raiders now
Swarm time
>>53075287
After spamming the same Genestealer Cult shops over and over again I feel like starting a GSC army too...
>broodlord can be heard laughing in a kosher manner
>>53075287
>Genestealer whore was a clever geedubs ruse to sell more plastic toys
>>53075288
and thus two shitposters joined as one
>>53075287
>tfw the tyranidposter is just a GW shill trying to make us want to get Tyranids
it all makes sense now
>>53075262
Thanks<3
My army was about halfway done before they announced the new edition. Acolyte boxes are FUCKING EXPENSIVE and I was working on getting all the stuff for the Decurion with the brood cycle. I've still got like 3 boxes of unassembled cadian troops and two goliath trucks to do, and nothings painted yet.
I've also got a ton of tyranids that I might switch over to mainly? Not sure until we see more of the rules. I wanna paint up my haruspex soon.
>>53075271
I love you slaaneshanon
The post-it notes pic wasn't me though btw
>>53075304
I suddenly have the urge to start a Howling Griffons army with loads of thunder hammers
>>53075267
Dredd mob was 6th and it wasn't redesigned, it just had hull points added.
A 1960s volvo doesn't magically live up to modern standards if you give it new seats.
>>53075304
Apex kek, quality meme lad.
Shout out to mods for your hard work keeping degenerate whores out of 40k.
>all this started because I had the inspiration for GSC being a cuck army
I love this fucking site goddamn
As a sign of my gratitude, have the template for all the shops I've been making
>>53075316
What could they have possibly done with it to update it enough to fight the contemptor?
It was always going to be initiative 2
>>53075307
>Acolyte boxes
Man do I know it. 2 squads of those and 1 squad of metamorphs- my wallet does not say okay.
Split two boxes of the deathwatch-overkill box though which makes for some cheaper units around 'em (although not so versatile)
No-summoning 8th is going to shit on abberants though. Big fuckers are expensive and squishy.
>no post-it no-tits
Thank. Fuck.
>>53075304
This thread is the fucking best. I'm just lurking with a bucket of popcorn.
>>53075205
l2engrish slav
>>53075342
>>53075222
> haha muh contemptor just happen to be on some rocks, just like 99% of muh marines !
cork fags are the worst
>>53075342
tell me about it
>>53075304
>>53075342
Lurk on archives for a safety net for when the janitor thinks this entire thread is heretical and decides to exterminatus it
>>53075335
I have one of DWOK and I also separately bought a bunch of the monopose purestrains from it off ebay because they look so cool.
The no summoning is kind of a drag but it's also fair. Hopefully aberrants become useful when everything is rebalanced, plus I can charge them out of the trucks.
>>53075163
so nobody has terrain? everybody misses memeslut?
>>53075163
Sorry man. My buddy is the one with the table, so our deathworld forest and container stuffs are over at his place.
>>53075362
I'd give terrain but i have none.
I use all prepackaged GW* approved stuff.
>>53075112
I like that price point.
Shame is a bit boring and I'm guessing cheese again? Maybe I'm asking for too much.
>>53075379
yeah no that ain't cheese, that's just shit.
>this thread
>>53075362
Or noone thinks you are worth the effort of digging it out.
>>53075358
Oh yeah those purestrains blow the old as fuck casts out of the water.
Forgot about the goliaths being open-topped. My ogryns weep.(I feel like the trip is no longer necessary now that we're not trying to get tits/gsfic out of you)
>have a backlog of hundreds if minis
>cant stop getting more
>>53075390It's a tranny attention whore. Do you think they're going to give up the trip? At least they're able to be filtered now.
>>53075390
Speak for yourself I still want tits and fic.
>>53074072
Oh God, they're on your planet too?
>>53075416
CAT A QT
QT!!1
>>53074072
What sourcebook is that from? Imperial Armor?
>>53075287
DO IT
>>53075291
ahegao.png>>53075293
Oh my god I'm so happy with this result.
>>53075390Sure I'll return to the shadows after this
>>53075403
Another day maybe anon.Unlike some cucks on here I don't usually do it FOR FREE
>>53075303
I'm Slaanon, I can't put a reaction on every post I only have so many SFW Slaanesh pics, he's just a janitor he can only do 12 minute bans unless I actually break a real rule and not just hurt hes feefees.
>>53075307
Ah, I honestly didn't look very closely.
And I'm not very well going to let some faggot janitor and some no fun allowed loyalists shit all over everything without being called out on it.
>temporary blocked from posting for being off topic
Block yourself Janny you cum gargling cuck your blocks are more off topic than anything I've done, up to and including posting my tramp stamp.
>>53073829
>Using disgusting and treacherous techniques to subvert society
>not jews
>>53075163
Alot of infinity paper terrain and store bought barricades. I'll tell you I made that storage tank in the middle out of a snapple bottle though.
>>53075426
Cam girl? Whats the name?
>>53075403
Many of us do, anon. But we have to be patient and stay in the shadows until the purging stops.
When the fires die down and the screaming ends, we can return to the dark places, the hiding places with our little playthings and spread our wonderful family anew.
Eventually, when we are enough and the time is right, GSCB will rise up, reveal themselves and finally prove once and for all their cocklessness!
>>53073149
2000 points of Sisters
2000 points of necrons
2500 points of blood angels
3000 points of tau. (only 1 riptide and no other bullshit though)
>>53075163
Here's some. Recently made bases for the ruins, need to finish them. The little sanbag thing is fun to make with some clay and easy. Need to get some cheapo acrylic so I can paint the Styrofoam ruins.
>>also a 3d printed sewage pump thing
>>53075124
That kind of reminds me of that Space Marine video game
>>53075442
I used to do it but it's been a while now and I haven't started back up yet.
Keep lurking the generals I'll post again sometime.
>>53075443
This is fucking beautiful.
>>53075453
nice! but your table could use some more terrain.
>>53075427
I feel like your posts insuling jammy are getting in the way of your posts enlightening newfags to the recent goings-on in this page.
>>53073149
just one, well technically two
I just have the Talons of the Emprah box
so Custodes and Sisters
I will get sisters of battle sooner or later but I'll wait to see whether or not they get plastic kits or a boxed game featuring them first
I do have some spess mehreens and a few eldar lying around but those are just random purchases
>>53075468
And you'd be right, I just can't resist taunting him.
Did anyone not catch the goings on?
For anyone who missed it or is just joining us you missed a lot. Namely some nameless janitor some took to nicknaming "Janny" went on a wild blocking/post deletion spree, completely disregarding actual off topic posts and deleting only some Tyranid whore posting a picture of where she wants a GSC tattoo with a picture of the GSC symbol drawn where she wants it.
Considering my last post wasn't deleted and blocked immediately I assume he's either backing off or he ran out of good boy points to spend on internet time.
>>53075465
If only beautiful words could buy explicit photos.
>>53075467
There's plenty of space left on the terrain shelf. We have too many ruins. Im not a fan of tables covered in ideal cover. Trying to build more crappy cover and line of sight / impassable terrain
>>53075465
No trip so I don't believe you
>>53075499
The term "tyranid whore" being used in only the most appreciative fashion.
>>53075508
Nobody likes a tripfag, less people like a tripbaiter.
>>53075351
theyre plastic models dude, calm down
>>53075467
Actually this >>53075507 is kinda old now I'm looking. We've painted a lot up since then. Here's some of the wip, anyways.
>>53075499
Slaneshi-anon a light bulb just went off in my brain. Would you happen to be located in a Northeastern state? Two blinks for yes if you want yo be discreet.
>>53075530
>Only terrain I ever made
>>53075561
Are any Americans even awake?
Damn I thought we'd missed them.
>>53075561
>northeastern state
is this an American thing?
I'm not even American, is this related to this Slaantran I've heard about who never seems to be in general at same time as I?
Are the Warhammer shops the best place to start playing? I'm 25, and I don't want to go there and end up playing a bunch of teens. How do you find mature gamers?
>>53075583
Just go to your flgs and ask if they have any active 40k groups.
>>53075581
Slaantran? Isn't he that guy who used to be in game grumps?
>>53075574
I'm American, and I'm awake.
>>53075583
No, the majority of them are as bad as if not worse than this thread.
>40k
>mature
lmao
>>53075574
I work alot of 6-6 lately so I'm usually up. It's why I don't post as much content as my fellow Guardanons and any games I batrep tend to be quick kill team on the kitchen table types.
>>53075591
I dunno, someone mentioned some tranny Slaanesh poster, called them Slaantran, and I'm curious as to how I missed another Sllanesh poster
>>53075379
Definitely wait till next edition (about a month from now) to make your decision though, both Thousand Sons and Grey Knights stand to gain a lot from the edition change, and though I wouldn't recommend fielding just Sorcerers you can still build some really low model count Thousand Sons armies.
>>53075604
Could've been you and someone just calling you a cuck.
>>53075591
Nah you're thinking of GlamTram she married a grump but is known for wearing too much makeup and taking many men downtown.
>>53075379
Custodes is also another very low model count army, but their best units are Forgeworld and thus crazy expensive.
Sweet emprah that single picture has been flung pretty far across the chans
>>36789266
>>1298962
And here i thought tg was special.
>>53075629
Repost. I missed it. : ^ )
>>53075623
No you're thinking of a MONORAIL
>>53075640
But main streets still all cracked and broken
>>53073088
Even that picture was made by a dude named King Mong, you mong. Look at filename.
>>53075618
Oh, well that confused me then since I didn't consider it.
>>53075625
I was under the impression that the FW stuff was 30k
fug
>>53075644
Sorry mom the mob has spoken.
>>53075636
One's on /qa/ and the other is /r9k/.
There's probably a bundle of others. Good news travels fast.
>the callidus assassin comes with separate boobs
Holy shit this is my fetish
>>53075670
you fetish is a diy waifu?
>>53075653
It is technically only for 30k but if you had a Custodes army would you want pic related in your army.
>>53075663
Wait what was it?
>>53075674
yes
>>53075663
Let me fix your incompetence
>>>/qa/1298962
>>>/r9k/36789266
>>53075675
Or pic related.
>>53075426
A damn it, I thought you were just a slut, I didn't realize you were a whore. Well, there goes my enthusiasm.
>>53075675
well that guy's from the 40k line, though
Since Girlyman came back the custodes popped up to full attention and are now part of the 40k line
I expect there to be the division that going on atm that there's the 30K stuff on FW and the 40K on GW
the 40k codex they have atm just lists the custodian guard, venerable land raider and venerable contemptor dread units
>>53075684
Forgeworlds stuff looks really cool but fuck it is expensive.
>>53075684
what is it about Forge World and all their paint jobs looking so dirty on all the models
>>53075682
Cheers anon. Saw I'd fucked up but by then I couldn't muster the effort.
>>53075693
What happened to the day when people put nudes up simply from the joy of being an exhibitionist?
>>53075703
They have less money to spend on stock photo budget so when Duncan paints them he skips out everything after the wash.
>>53075675
contemptors are neither fw nor 30k exclusive senpai
>>53075702
Well 56£ for a Dreadnought is on the cheaper side for FW.
>>53075693
>I thought you were just a slut, I didn't realize you were a whore.
It depends how much I like you. We all gotta pay for our expensive plastic crack somehow anon.
>>53075703
FW tend to add weathering to their models while GW does not.
>>53075693
The year is 999.999.M41, Cadia is entirely destroyed by the forces of Chaos. Well, not entirely...one small battalion of indomitable Cadians still holds out against the invaders. And life is not easy for the chaos marines who garrison the warp fortresses of wardium, gotoium, abnettorum and Cruddacarum.
>>53075718
The Contemptor-Galatus only has rules in HH though.
>>53075722
>Trip returns
>No janitor
well hello again
>>53075740
Whoops did not mean to link to you.
Ya'll need Jesus.
>>53075702
CHINA
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>>53075741
the normal one however has 40K rules, which is the one I was referencing
>>53075614
I'm thinking grey Knights would be a cool choice. But I'll hold off
>>53075718
Also the awesome looking jetbikes only have Horus Heresy rules.
>>53075752
If by 'jesus' you mean 'the four-armed emperor'...
yes.
>>53075759
the rider is goofy AF tho because he has the shoulder pads, helmet and chest armour but then the rest is like leather riding gear you'd see on a motorcyclist
>>53075745If someone buys me one of those ovipositors I will stream myself fucking myself with it and share a link here when it arrives.
>>53075745
nice tyranid terrain
>>53075752
pic related is my jesus
>>53075757
I'm biased but I'll advocate for Thousand Sons being cooler.
Why settle for psychic space knights when you can have Egyptian Space Wizards.
>>53075782
>Magical angry dust marines.
Non-machine construct heavy warriors are the best.
>>53075709
>What happened to the day when people put nudes up simply from the joy of being an exhibitionist?tfw too insecure about my manly hairy chest to attempt ironic exhibitionism
>>53075773
Thanks, not sure how it'll work with new cover saves though.
There is a surprising number of these around.
>>53075761
>Is that what I think it is?
Yes, it's a new piece of Tyranid themed terrain.
>>53075782
I mean you're not wrong.
But GK look easier to paint.
>>53075793
fucking ew holy shit what the fuck
>>53075793
>you share this general with someone who gets turned on by this
>>53075771
>Don't even know where that thing would be going.
>>53075813
>>53075813
>>53075813
fresh meme
>>53075803
Oh yeah naive anon that's a popular sex toy. Not quite bad dragon standard popular but people do like ovipositioners (ovpositor?) toys that squirt some easily passable synthetic egg out of their vagina or ass.
Though I swore you were supposed to only insert stuff up into either hole with a flared base so it doesn't get stuck.
>>53075771
WhoreI want one too
>>53075794
That's not what I thought it was at all and you know it.
>>53075807
Do you have any idea how many kinks I've encountered, I'm not saying I have every kink and I'm relatively tame for a Slaanesh worshipper but seriously?
>you share a general with loyalists
>>53075797
Thousand Sons don't have to be that hard to paint (unless you're like we and preshade them blue so you can do NMM gold on them), just follow Duncan's guide and you'll be fine, the end result will certainly look cooler than if you sprayed some Grey Knights silver.
Besides medium sized army will probably consist of less than 20 models so you'll be able to take your time
>>53075818
>Time unsticks all things.
>>53075828
I thought it was an ironic meme fetish. I didn't think people actually liked it.
>>53075818
gosh fucking darn that is fucking disgusting
the bad dragon stuff etc i dismissed as kinda weird but this egg shit?
make it stop senpai
whatever happened to consensual marital sex in the missionary position
>>53075818
The fake eggs are dissoluble and made with non-toxic materials. So they might be uncomfortable, I haven't tried it yet I don't know.
>>53075848
I thought the same thing about interracial for a while.
>>53075163
>>53075803
Somebody DID mention ovipositor dildo earlier in the thread
How are you not used to this sort of thing by now anon
>>53075810Right in my cunt, and then everyone can see I'm not a trap, even though it's flattering so many people think so. I'd rather be thought of as a cute boy than a gamergurl.
God I am laughing so hard at all the people freaked out by this though, I thought we were on 4chan where everyone has already seen everything.
Sweet lord i have fapped five times to this thread already and i keep going. Slaanesh give me strength
>>53075872
I haven't looked at one in action previously
that bitch popping out that slimy ass egg made me physically uncomfortable
>>53075875
I'm not freaked out, I'm just impressed that there are people who unironically like it.
>>53075863
>we realised it was boring.
Hedonism is here for now, but it might get banned in future, so let's all go SUPER KINKY.
>>53075882
just how?
what's there to fap about?
>>53075875
>would rather be a cute boi
Don't even say that. Don't hurt me with those words
Still, this thread is dying, best time for a proper nude drop for all us slavering slaaneshstealer lads.
>>53075898
Underboob of course.
>>53075875
>pay up front for proof
Uh.. No?
Traps don't rock my rocket.
>>53075871
nice! those bridges are a fantastic idea.
>>53075709
Might be from a older or younger generation unlike the deviant are a feasting on their deviant ways at college.
On the flip side I can get some college girls to do some kinky things for rather cheap.
>>53075898
>Not having read the thread
see you faggots in 8th edition. have fun while you lust over a piece of bait
>>53075863
>>Not wanting a qt gf who's secretly a freak in bed
>>53075836
You're doing a good job convincing me. I do like the Egyptian asthetic and it looks like they just had their model line revamped so should last a while. Where can I go to find a 1000pts list as a starting point. Or alternatively what should I buy and try to paint as a test?
>>53075923I always thought they had a tentacle like horse cock
>>53075935
He's got a point. Not a lot of fic, only the barest amount of underboob.
We desensitized slaaneshi don't even get hard on this.
>>53075863
>best memepic tho
>>53075931
Close up
>>53075950
See that's the image I have in my head, but it's shifting, I can't decide if I like the idea of a flared or tapered head better.
Also what do you think it's like to ride them? Nonsexually their back as a mount I mean but also sexually because why not.
>>53075923
horsecock is too brutish for the elegant steeds
elongated tentacles sliding out from their respective multiple sheaths intertwining into a solid rotating spear is way better
funny how your image is kinda related
>>53075975
The most amazing sensation ever. Every gallop it takes is enough to make you orgasm while it runs faster than you you can even imagine through the battle field.
Getting fucked by one is pretty amazing too
>>53075976
>solid rotating spear of tentacles
I hear what you're saying and I love it.
What about Fiend's though? I wouldn't mind getting high of their musk.
>>53075935
I followed everything
I just don't find it enough for one fap, I don't get how you went for 5
I guess I've been desensitised so only fucked up stuff turns me on at this point
>>53075975
>Nonsexually
It's for all intents and purposes impossible to ride a steed of slaanesh in a non sexual way
Anyone know where I can download The Last Church audiobook/ebook without having to pay dosh?
>>53075949
Well we don't really know what's going to be viable in 8th ed but Sorcerers are always useful so a 3 model box of Exalted Sorcerers is probably a good place to start, either that or some Scarab Occult as their size makes them a bit easier to paint.
To give you some idea the 1000 point list I usually run has Ahriman, 5 Scarab Occult, 10 Rubrics in a rhino and a vindicator.
>>53075991
>What about Fiend's
proportionally short for its size but with rigs, bumps, veins, barbs knots anda 6 gentle fingers crowning the flare like a seastar
>>53076042
my guess is withering
>>53076042
I wanna cum into yourbellybutton
>>53076042
I'm sleepy and don't feel like getting b&.
How about... when the 8th edition Tyranid rules are leaked/revealed, if they are awesome, I will deliver for celebration.
>>53076042
we have to hide into the deep dank places, time has to pass before a new uprising
bless you tripfag
>>53076080
So never? Crud is working on them so Nid are fucked.
>>53076080
who even fucking sleeps you pleb
>>53076069
that bellybutton is a 3/10 at best senpai
>>53076080
And with that, all hope was lost
>>53076057
>rigs, bumps, veins, barbs, knots
holy Slaanesha 6 gentle fingers crowning the flare like a seastar
Sweet holy 6 dicks of the pleasure Prince yes!
>>53076080
If I post my tramp stamp again will you do it?
I don't actually mind not seeing your tits myself but what kind of Slaaneshi whore would I be if I didn't try to encourage you for these poor degenerates?
>>53076080
See, all of these promises are for a time when I'm not actively keyed up and deathly interested in what you've got to show.
It's just... unsatisfying.
But hey, the internet can sate me.
My booze is wearing off anyway I guess.
>>53076080
>Spoken like a man with a penis
>>53073522
convert your own brother!
>>53075416
>SQUAD BROKEN
>>53075684
Goddamn, how thick can those legs get before it loses any ability to move?
what are you guys getting with your vouchers?
i wanted to get a bunch of free stuff but i ended up going 100cad over
oh well
at least i can pretend i got all the paint for free
>>53077259
About this much
>>53075028
>Archaon was cool
FTFY. When the Prince of Hell gets his nuts kicked in by a barbarian who speaks half-assed cockney and then loses all aesthetic appeal during the setting change, he kind of loses his shine.
>>53075205