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>>53050314
Page 2.

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>>53050326
Did you choose "Revenge" from that last section? Here, have a mystery box.

>tfw scrolling quickly through old threads hoping to find your cyoa posted

Anyone got the paladin one? Or for that matter, the fallen paladin one as well?

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>>53050314

>Body Synchronization 23
>Enhanced Hair 22
>Enhanced Top 21
>Controlled Milk Production 20
>Enhanced Bottom 19
>Altered Production 18
>Enhanced Muscles 17
>Flexibility 16

>Genital Synchronization (Female) 15
>Sex Fluid Production 14
>Egg Production 13
>Continuous 12
>Selective Fertility 11
>Enhanced Parts 10

>Extra Parts 9
>Extra Body 8
>Pheromones 7
>Min/Max 6
>Age Change 5

>Revenge 4

Hope life isn't changed to much by suddenly having 11/10 sexy new body. Guess I can tell everyone I fell into money and got surgery. And I have a couple clones so we could split up work and chores and get lewd every now and then. Maybe get into modelling or camming if I get tired of my job. Keep the witch as a maid, but be relatively nice to her. See if she can teach me magic.

>>53051136
>Hope life isn't changed to much by suddenly having 11/10 sexy new body. Guess I can tell everyone I fell into money and got surgery.
No need. See the Notes section, specifically the "Perception filtering" bit of the curse.
>Keep the witch as a maid, but be relatively nice to her.
Remember to read the mystery box if you haven't already.
>See if she can teach me magic.
No real need, you already control all of the witch's magic.

>>53050314
>Body modifications
Body syncro 1
Enhanced hair 2
Unreal 3
Enhanced top 4
enhanced middle 5
Enhanced bottom 6
Enhanced muscles 7
Altered production 8

>Gen modifications
Gen syncro (F) 9
Continous 10
Selective fertility 11
Enhanced parts 12

>Strange alterations
Age change 13
Shape change 14
extra parts 15
Extra body 16
Normalize 17
Contain 18
Rearange 19
Min/max 20
Micro/Macro 21
Part replacement 22
Merge 23

>Relationship alterations
Partner 24

I just readed the revenge option after this and holy shit the twist

>>53051227

Nice that I don't have to worry about people wondering about my looks changing! Mystery box doesn't change much for me. I'll still treat her nice. Since I have her magic now though, I may not work at all. Just sexy immortal triplets (or maybe quadruplets) traveling the world with our slave seeing beautiful sites, playing with magic, and getting really really lewd.

>>53050314
Body Synchronization
Enhanced Hair
Enhanced Top
Adaptive
Altered Production
Enhanced Middle
Enhanced Muscles
Enhanced Bottom
Flexibility

Genital Sync. (Male)
Either
Both
Continuous
Selective Fertility
Enhanced Parts

Extra Parts
Extra Body
Normalize
Min/Max
Pheromones
Age Change
Shape Change
Addictive

Revenge

Unless I missed something, I got every "Enhanced" option, as well as Age and Shape Change, so I have complete control over every part of my body, with, which Min/Max, gives me basically perfect shapeshifting within 10% and 2000% of my base size. With my clones and witch slave, I can set myself up massively well.

>>53051450
>perfect shapeshifting within 10% and 2000% of my base size
The minimum is actually smaller, unless your base size is going to be similar to the smallest person in recorded history or something.

>>53051563
I thought Min/Max went down to 1/10th? The Notes specify that enhancements let you go up to 200% maximum, but they don't specify how low you can go.

>>53051593
>they don't specify how low you can go
"Maximum size is 200% the mass/volume of the target's active body size, with the minimum being smallest size humanly possible."

>>53051636
I have selective blindness when I'm just skimming for numbers. Sweet, so I have a much lower floor.

We're really going through threads fast today.

>>53051727
>today
It's been 2+ threads per day for a while now.

>>53051749
Yea you're right guess it just feels faster today for some reason. How was your day today anon?

>>53051781
>How was your day today anon?
A day like any other, more or less. Am awake so late that it's early, and now I gotta go sleep.

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>>53050314
>Body alterations
Enhanced muscles
>Genital alterations
Genital Synchronization, Either
>Strange alterations
Extra Parts
Extra Body
Normalize
Micro/Macro
Addictive
Partner

There doesn't seem to be any downside to just stacking on the alterations, given how most of them can be turned off and don't have a cost.

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>>53051820
Hope you sleep well anon

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>>53051960
>>53051981
>I can get a 100' tall waifu
>All I have to do is take 12 vows
Sounds feasible.

>>53052233
If you stick to all of them, you might even be worthy of her.

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>>53052277

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>>53052298
Is the World Smith a big girl?

>>53052159
Laura is the only reasonable choice.

>>53052313
I'm sure she could shrink down for you.

>>53052502
but it would be extremely painful

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>>53052277
>>53052298
>Altar
Marble.

>Blood
My blood

>Summons
1) Arma (Thrall)
2) Arma
3) Pegasus
4) Statue
5) Destiny Gate

>Major Summon
World Smith

>Suggestion
Paladin's Court

The thrall Arma will be my permanent assistant and bodyguard. The 2nd Arma is there as a backup in case my thrall needs backup. The Statue is a general purpose assistant to help me with minor things. The Pegasus is an emergency backup plan for when I get into trouble. The Destiny Gate is a pre-planned utility for getting away from danger.

Once I summon the World Smith, I will be King, and she will be my Queen, and we will forge a new world, one that upholds the old chivalrous values that the knights never held themselves up to. Also we'll make lots of children together.

>>53052517
She has a lot of loyalty for a summoned god.

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Companion archetypes you like to see in a CYOA, go!

>Old Guy Mentors
>Tomboys
>Broken Robots

>>53052298
>>53052277

Slate
My Blood

Ritualist (8)
Hellhound(7)
Fallen Angel (6)
Ember Bloom (5)
Destiny Gate (4)
Storm Steed (3)
Succubus (2)
Pegasus (1)
Automata (0)

Demons: 2
Hellbeasts: 1
Angels: 2
Elementals: 2
Titan stuff: 2

Mage's guild.

I tried to figure out who to axe for an affinity, but in the end I'm just not particularly interested in a major summoning. I'm not even smitten with the Automata either, but may as well get one.

>>53052660
Actually, replace the Pegasus with a drake. The automata can do the heavy lifting of looking after it and the dog on the day-to-day.

>>53052277
>>53052298
Slate
Tomato Juice

Ritualist
Hellhound
Alraune
Ember Bloom
Slime
Omnisce
Void Painter
Destiny Gate
Arma

Mage's Guild

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>>53052660
>>53052729
>>53052704
Mage's Guild seems pretty popular around here. Also, why aren't you interested in a major summon? Would they cause too much chaos and change, or did you just not want to bind yourself to one type of summon?

>>53052937
I...just didn't see the need for a major. If there was a hellcat of some sort, I'd have gone to the hellbeast affinity but only because a plurality of my summons are pets and happen to be of that type. Tbh I'm on the fence about mage's guild v adventure; it seems like you can just go on fun quests regardless of whether you're in the guild or not though.

>>53052915
>sunset
>(a bit) snowy

>bed
>fireplace
>bookshelf

>a kitty

>hot chocolate
>radio
>fruits and pastries
>Mobile games

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>>53052638
Or perhaps they're wondering why you would shrink down before reforging the world to your desires.

>>53052431
That's a strange way to spell Susie

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>>53052277
>Altar: Marble
Gotta keep things simple.

>SUMMON 1: Succubus <Yumi, Thrall>, My Blood
I might as well, she's already got my soul. What's the point in running away from my mistakes?

>SUMMON 2: Hellguard, My Blood
Can we say 'private security?' Because boy howdy are these guys security.

>SUMMON 3: Storm Steed, My Blood
Say goodbye to travel costs! Nyahahaha!

>SUMMON 4: Ritualist, Tomato Juice
Her vast coffers of infernal knowledge will ensure my continued success as a historian!

>SUMMON 5: Imp, My Blood
For scouting out those hard-to-reach places and taking care of various menial tasks.

>AFFINITY: Demon Lord
Not gonna summon her just yet, though. Wouldn't doom the world just like that. If it gets bad enough that I don't see another option? All bets are off.

>but anon, why not go for the Archangel?

I'm damned anyway. Why pretend I'm not?

>Activity: Mage's Guild
I need that kind of knowledge. I'd have picked 'Stay With Me,' but it's a bit redundant since I've got Yumi as a Thrall. Admittedly, letting her feed might be a little awkward the first couple of times, but I like to think I'll get used to it.

>>53050797
>it never is
I'll just have to make the next one more interesting.

>>53051960
Vow of Frugality, since I live like that by choice anyway.
I'll take vow of health, since it doesn't prevent me from not making those appointments in the first place on the grounds that (as an American) I can handle that shit better and cheaper on my own than I could by going to professionals. And I habitually do anyway.
Vow of Truth is fine on the assumption that it applies to concrete deception rather than, say, acting confident even when I'm not.
Vow of Stability is fine since I like to have a home anyway, but I'm not sure about the implication (from the name) is that it has to constantly be the same home since that's a boring way to live. I'll assume, for now, that it's fine as long as you usually live in the same place for a year, and have a backup place that remains constant.

So that's four then, that I can take without changing my lifestyle.

So I guess I get a simple avatar, which is fine. Not fully human, but a pale illusion of humanity is more my speed anyway.

Only one nature is a bit limiting. A hardy girl is handy, I suppose. Better than a crybaby.

Is this really all the modifications per category? What's the point of the limits if there's so few to begin with? Do I just take up to the limit, or am I supposed to spend spirits here? Is this CYOA supposed to be complete enough to play?

What are options you would like to see in a yandere waifu CYOA?

>>53053499
Option to make it a tsundere waifu CYOA

>>53052277
>>53052298

Hell, why not?

>Marble
Reliability. The Thrall thing is nice too.
>My blood
It's only a few drops, and I already have it with me. No need to carry extra! Also, mindlink could be fun.

>Succubus
Specifically, the one I just summoned. I'm getting my money/blood/soul's worth, damnit! Also, there's that chance of getting a combo Succubus-Ritualist hybrid out of the deal, not that I'm counting on it.
>Hellhound
Making this one the thrall. Cuddly normally, killer when needed, no futzing with emergency summons required. 'Man's Best Friend,' indeed.
>Firedrake
TROGDOR! Ancient memes aside, it's a bloody dragony thing. What's not to like?
>Fairy
"Summoned Indefinitely," huh? Sounds like fun~ Besides, I do have a thing for gardening, and an assistant would be nice to have.
>Slime
Alchemy. Potions. Sign me the fuck up.

>Affinity: None earned
Eh.

>Suggestion: 'Stay With Me'
It's not like I like her or anything. She just owns my soul, is all. And she's a smoking hot succubus who's training to become stupidly powerful, can teach me to make my own Hellgates, and is unreasonably nice for her kind...no, it's definitely not any sort of personal interest in her, nosireebob. What? Sunder-Ray? Is that some sort of infernal technique?

I'm still gonna take her up on that last offer, though. I mean, I did intentionally summon her in the first place, for a reason other than what I got out of it...LEWD Intensifies, naturally

>>53053499
>the yandere is a ghost, and is possessing you
>after all, you can't ever leave her if you are her

>>53052915
>midnight
>rainy

>bed
>electronics
>large windows

>fluffy bunny

>hot chocolate
>fruits and pastries
>stuffed toy
>sleepware

>>53052657
Reverse traps.

>>53053561
>yandere ghost waifu possesses you and makes you do lewd things

>>53053585
It's not masturbation if she's controlling the hand!

>>53053522
>not a tsundere yandere CYOA

>>53053585
>in public, to destroy your reputation and make you stay inside more

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>>53052277
>>53052298
What types of summons are opposed to each other? I know demons and angels are opposed, but what are the other rivalries?

>>53053499
You just put in whatever you think is best anon.

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Requesting off-brand art genie CYOAs.

>>53053561
>>53053585
>>53053596
That's actually a pretty great idea.

I already have 10 yanderes though. How many is too many?

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>>53053585
Could we put the brakes on hyping the SMT CYOA(s)? I've hit one hell of a balancing snag and trying to compute Yandere Cyber Demon Symbiotes is only going to make it worse.

>>53053668
What does SMT stand for?

>>53053651
Akinator
Mr. Proper
Disney Alladin Genie
Oglaf Genie
HoMaM Genies

>>53053677
Super Mega Tits.

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>>53053631
Yuno did nothing wrong!

>>53053662
>yanderes
>more than one
How are they not killing each other?

>>53052937
You can't get an Affinity with Slate, and I value the versatility it brings. Plus none of the Major Summons really sound like a big improvement over what Earth can offer.

>>53053068
I got as far as "you have to put her in a fucking wheelchair to get her to go outside" and decided she can fuck off.

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>>53053687
Close enough.

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>>53053677
True Goddess Reincarnation.

>>53053499
No yanderes. Yanderes make boring villains and the shittiest waifus.

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>>53053709
You can still get an affinity with slate, you would just need 5 of the 9 rings to be of the same type.

>>53053762
>shittiest
That's a weird way to write best.

>>53053771
There's only four summons of each type. .

>>53053596
Shhh. Who put that idea in your head? Don't struggle. Just keep stroking, this works for the both of us!

>>53053499
Rich yandere convinced you are exactly the one to lead her clan to glory and money spent surveying and tying you down is an investment.

>>53053775
Because they're not the best. They're complete garbage as a concept.

>>53053792
Yanderes are a great concept as well as the purest form of love.

>>53053631
A more-recent version has opposing realms clearly stated, but anyway, they are:
Heaven vs Hell (demons)
??? vs Hell (Hellbeasts)
Fae vs Titanlands
Elemental vs Entropy

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>>53053784

>>53053731
>going outside
If you choose Susie you get a pocket dimension that lets you summon anything that exists on Earth. With that ability I don't think I'd ever go outside again.

>>53053068
Don't you mean Gwendolyn?

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>>53053781
You can have multiple summons of a single type. For example, if you wanted, you could have 2 void painters. Heck, you could have 9 void painters if you wanted to.

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>>53053811
>>53053849
>>53053811
Ah thanks, that makes sense. Do you have the more-recent version on you? That CYOA gets posted a lot so we might as well keep it up to date.

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>>53053861

>>53053825
>not snagging that rich oneesan pussy
What is he gay?

>>53053803
Yanderes don't love you. They're obsessed with you. But they'll never actually love you, because love requires trust, and yanderes are incapable of it. Hence why they freak out when you talk to other women, spy on you, threaten you, and so on. Worse yet, they're incapable of recognizing that you love them. No matter what, they'll never truly accept your love - because they believe, deep down in their heart of hearts, that you're the kind of person who will betray them given half a chance.

Fetishizing yanderes isn't just a sign of desperation - it's a sign that you're so far removed from reality that you think that kind of loveless obsession is desirable.

>>53053825
Gonna need that sauce.

>>53053917
>Fetishizing yanderes isn't just a sign of desperation - it's a sign that you're so far removed from reality that you think that kind of loveless obsession is desirable.
Yes, and?

>>53053917
A mother may not trust her child to behave themselves, does that mean they don't love their child? Love and trust are two entirely separate things. You can still love somebody and not trust them.

>>53053936
Well, that's why they're shit. Because they only appeal to shit people like you.

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>>53053918
I am a generous god.

Traumerei 1st - 4th STAGE - Yasui Riosuke

>>53053956
People sure do like to feel superior to others, huh.

>>53053952
Dunno about you, anon, but my mother doesn't try to exercise control over my life anymore.

>>53053917
It's not so much that yanderes believe you will betray them as that they see you as an object with no agency, and other people can steal an object.

>>53053987
I mean, I don't like feeling superior to the utterly delusional. I just am. It's like being superior to a roundworm.

>>53053988
That's not the point. There was a time when they did exercise control over you. Back then, do you believe they did not love you?

>>53053662
No. No such thing as too many yandere waifus.

>>53053952
Blaming your significant other for glancing at another person's direction is a completely different story than the love between a mother and child.

I was once yelled at for cheating on my ex in her dreams, who then proceeded to lock herself in her room and cut herself.

>>53054006
It's not really a delusion, the appeal of it is the very fact that it's broken and fucked up.

>>53054030
Your ex sounds like 10/10 wife material.

>>53053960
Thank you based anon and your infinite wisdom.

>>53054030
I'm not saying they're the same kind of situation. I'm just saying that trust is not a requirement for love.

>>53053999
Yeah, because that's so much better. Still doesn't negate what I'm saying, though. She doesn't love you, except in the sense that you might love a song or a favorite blanket.

>>53054023
It is the point. I'm a grown-ass man, and if she doesn't believe that I can take care of myself, then no, she doesn't love me.

>>53053917
Not all yanderes are the mistrustful jealous type though. It's a key aspect, but they can still be a yandere if they posses other prominent yandere traits.

>>53054038
And I'm saying the fact that you find that kind of broken and fucked up person appealing means you're completely divorced from reality. You're like one of those women who writes love letters to serial rapists.

>>53054056
>She doesn't love you, except in the sense that you might love a song or a favorite blanket.
Yes. That's the point.

>>53053917
Or perhaps a subconscious fear/belief that one is utterly undeserving of anything more.

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>>53053861
Sure.

>>53052277
Most recent version.

>>53054072
It's just a fantasy. If you think every fantasy a person has = what they most deeply want in real life, you're the one divorced from reality.

Besides anime waifu yanderes don't exist. Real life yanderes are just BPD psychos like >>53054030 who make you and themselves miserable.

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>>53054093

>>53054047
She was the kind of person who believed in supernatural shit, like /x/-tier bullshit.

Wouldn't shut up about the Twilight series.

>>53054055
Maybe that's your thing, but I can't be on a relationship without trust. It's not healthy to not trust your significant other, it's just a set up for disaster.

It gets to the point where arguments arise when you try to hang out with friends because you "chose them over her". You have to sacrifice a lot of your life just to be with these kinds of clingy people.

>>53053811
Hell is just misunderstood.

>>53053960
>Traumerei
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTe5lL5i3nc

Thanks

>>53054114
Well trust is a requirement for a remotely functional relationship, I think he was just saying you can love someone without trust, though It's a pretty unhealthy thing.

>>53054113
Is there a way to shrink the major summons so I can fug them?

>>53054120
I mean, denizens of Hell are fundamentally evil. For them to be good is like tax evasion. They need to do it in such a way that the higher ups don't notice. That being said, there is a fair number of decent demons.

>>53054131
Well, the fairy queen's normal size is that of a human. Other than that, no. They're all too self-important to try anything of the sort, even if it would be in their power.

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I've always wanted a clingy girlfriend just to see how far it can go. Understanding that her self-destructive habits and my willingness to compromise would lead us down a dark path, I want to see the end result of this kind of relationship.

One person demanding more and more and the other person giving it to them unconditionally. I've always had an emotional attraction towards people who are self-sacrificing and kind to an unhealthy extent.

>>53054030
If you have a real gf, then why do you come here and steal the online waifus?

>>53054077
Well, then I don't know why we're arguing. I said yanderes don't love you, and you just agreed with me.

>>53054085
Perhaps.

>>53054104
There's a difference between fantasizing about something and understanding the real version would be completely horrible, and convincing yourself that your fantasy would actually be desirable in the real world.

>>53054129
I guess I can see what he means by that, but without trust, the relationship is pretty much a failure.

Even in your typical anime gander stories, there's a degree of trust. Usually the protagonist is a NEET with no friends so there's no need to compromise. And harems just forgo all logic so they don't really count.

>>53054161
That was literally me for the 4 years of highschool. It wasn't pleasant at all, I was an empty shell by the end of it and it was by my hand that the relationship ended. Told her to fuck off, cut off all media links to her and never talked to her since. I felt so fulfilled afterwards, like I had a whole life to live but I was nothing but a blank state in those moments.

I only regret not ending it sooner.

>>53054208
>gander
Yandere, fuck phone posting. Currently bleeding my new computer water loop.

>>53054195
Angel is just our plaything

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cute corgi cyoa when?

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All this talk of yanderes reminds of that story of the guy who dated one without knowing broke up with her and she kept breaking into his house until he called the police and started dating another woman who he later broke up with and then the yandere killed him and splattered his blood all over the first floor of the house and stuffed his body down the garbage disposal

>>53054251
She loathes men and violently rejects anything involving dicks. Stop corrupting her.

>>53054251
>Angel is just our plaything

Anyway you can get angel to stop being such a trash poster?

>>53054267
Make it or shut up.

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>>53054153
>Well, the fairy queen's normal size is that of a human. Other than that, no. They're all too self-important to try anything of the sort, even if it would be in their power.
It doesn't really say how big the World Smith is.

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>>53054302
>violently rejects anything involving dicks

>>53054327
Make me

>>53054302
Science finds a way.

>>53054322
Angel is like entropy. You can postpone the inevitable, but never stop it outright.

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>>53054327
Do you have something against corgis, anon?

>>53054328
she is a titan
and in the new adventure cyoa she places you on a shelf in her workshop
so pretty damn big

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>>53054302
She is at the age where dick is all that's going through her mind and it reflects in her builds sometimes.

You can't corrupt someone who is already full of impure thoughts.

>>53054360
They're not made out of metal.

>>53054356
>Angel is like entropy. You can postpone the inevitable, but never stop it outright.

Can you at least get her to stop spamming her builds for attention?, It gets tiring of having to hide her walls of text each time a cyoa gets posted because I can't use 4chanx right now

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>>53054370
>and in the new adventure cyoa she places you on a shelf in her workshop
I'm gonna have to ask for that CYOA.

In any case, size is no object. I'm gonna marry her all the same, and we will be King and Queen and make beautiful children together.

>>53054396
am on tablet warkin
someone else will have to oblige

>>53054322

How am I a trash poster? I posted a brand new build for a brand new CYOA in this thread! Then I check in after awhile and random people are memeing about me! I did nothing wrong!

>>53054485
literally called a new adventure
done in 3 semi-independant sections
2 for adventurisms
1 fairy companion
2 for titan wep

>>53054503
a new adventurer*
is in beris googledrive in pastbin

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>>53054503
I found it anon. Yup, she's big. But, hey, she also says she's lonely, sooo...

>>53054523
There aren't many titans left, of course she's lonely.

>>53051269
>The Palace of Ryujin

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>>53054534
>There aren't many titans left, of course she's lonely.
Good, less competition to deal with. Capturing her heart won't be too hard at all.

>>53054523
>>53054568
better take that mechanical armor
gonna need those mechadendrites to become the vibrator anon

>>53054302
Don't forget she hates buttholes and would rather pee through her skin

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>>53054597
I wonder what the children would be like. How big is a half Titan baby?

>>53053784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiVXPrrwErw

That was supposed to be fetishy but this is all I can think of.

>>53054643
i dont care but thats a diaper that im not changing

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>>53054490
>How am I a trash poster? I posted a brand new build for a brand new CYOA in this thread! Then I check in after awhile and random people are memeing about me! I did nothing wrong!

You're a trashposter because you keep spamming your builds every chance you get for attention and your spergouts about castration and blogging about yourself created those honest memes about you. Now stop talking to me before your white knights rush in to defend your honor and start bothering me again trashposter

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>>53054696
Uhhh...eww. Nope. Not my job. The wife can take care of that.

>>53054725
the only thing i have to say to you you flaming piece of shit...

is that i have blueberry pie and irish coffee right now and you cant have either

>>53054523
Just take the fairy that makes you bigger anon.

>>53053692
she literally decapitated another guy interested in yuki

>>53054938
Yuno "decapitate the degenerates" Gasai?

>>53054938
And that guy fucking TANKED IT AND TEXTED HIS LAST MESSAGE BEFORE ALLOWING DEATH TO TAKE HIM.

>>53050314
>Body Alterations
Body Synchronization
Enhanced Hair
Enhanced Top
Controlled Milk Production
Adaptive
Enhanced Bottom
Enhanced Muscles
Flexibility
Altered Production

>Genital Alterations
Genital Synchronization (Female)
Either
Sex Fluid Production
Enhanced Parts
Selective Fertility
Both
Continuous

>Strange Alterations
Pheromones
Normalize
Extra Parts
Extra Body
Age Change
Shape Change
Addictive

Revenge

>>53054798
Cuck.

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>>53054883
Actually the fairy doesn't make you bigger, she's just human sized normally and can grow giant if she wants.

But no anon, the fairy is not for me. Neither her, nor the world she would create, are in my interests. I will use my World Smith Queen to create a world of Order and Valor, and we will conquer the stars and the gates of Hell themselves if we desire, with me as the Emperor of Humanity and her as my loyal Queen.

>>53054798

Well Then I hope you enjoy yourself anon

>>53055056
I'm talking about the New Adventurer one, the one where the world builder is a kind woman with a heart of justice, not a world destroying monster.

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>>53055262
Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, that fairy could either grow me or shrink the World Smith. Either one solves the problem.

>the one where the world builder is a kind woman with a heart of justice, not a world destroying monster.
Maybe she has an odd sense of justice? They may or may not be the same person, if both CYOA's were made by the same person I'd say they probably are though.

>>53051269
That's a pretty nice one; all the choices are interesting and different. Kudos to whoever the author is; I can't actually say there's even two or three I'd pick over the others.

Post your favorite cyoa.

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>>53055498

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>>53055563
>stick your dick in the pink hole and wake up next to your ideal mate in the morning
>she remembers having sex that you don't remember
>cucked again??????

>>53055605
>tfw I will never get cucked by myself

>>53055605
I wonder if a cuck is behind this post.

>>53050314
Someone saved that crap?! Holy shit!

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>>53055498
This one was probably the one that got me to actually come on these threads.
I'm just now realizing it's space refuge, not space refugee

>>53055605
No you nigger, that's rape.

>>53055605
>>53055770
>Raped by your waifu
At least it's not cucking.
Little blessings, silver lining.

>>53055791
Holy shit, did you just confuse Space Refuge with Star Dust?

Turrets are available in the Misc/Other section, beneath the Hoverboard option.
Beyond that there are no components for ships in this cyoa, because this cyoa was created by someone with a shred of sanity left, relatively speaking.

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>>53055573

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>>53055498
I'm sure there's others I've liked as much, but this is the one that jumps immediately to mind.

>>53055563
>red
A month of No Fun Allowed is a small price to pay for an entire backup life that might come in handy later. And I don't think I'll be in a life-threatening situation more than once a month, let alone twice in the same 24-hour period. Worth it.
>yellow
Gain normal dong size tfw, vibrate function, AND the ability to just get money? Yes.
>pink
You knew this was coming even if SHE didn't, amirite? Wokka wokka.
>lavender
The smell is nice, but I'm already hygenic. No, what I'm REALLY after is that sweet speed reading and perfect memory upgrade.

>>53050314
Body Synchronization
Enhanced Top
Flexibility

Female Synchronization
Continuous
Normalize
Pheromones
Addictive

I just want to see how long it takes people to break down and rape the little girl.

>>53055831
Found it a second after posting that, in my defense they were in Misc instead of Weapons, tugged between Super Drugs and Experimental Nanites.

>>53049616

>>53055563
Green, Orange, Pasty Blue, and Red.
In addition to getting a tentacle that shoots laser beams, I now get to resurrect myself and give the best tentacle sex ever.

>>53055690
Space Opera Refuge Adventure CYOA: (+13,000)
Training: (+2)
>Traders Apprenticeship
>Spiritual Mentoring
>Zoology Training
Starships:
>None
Fighters:
>Sky Beast: Male Heavy + Biome Outfitted (-3200)
>Sky Beast: Female Heavy + Biome Outfitted (-3200)
Mechs:
>None
Vehicles:
>Beast of Burden: Male Heavy + Biome Outfitted (-3200)
>Beast of Burden: Female Heavy + Biome Outfitted (-3200)
Attire:
>Standard Issue Jumpsuit (Free)
>Local Attire (Free)
>Spiritual Attire (-200)
Weapons:
>Hydra Shotgun (-450)
>Tractorgun (-400)
Misc:
>Portable Medic Cache (-250)
>Spiritual Fetish (-250)
>Biochrono Bath (Free)
>Buisness Investment (-650)
>Home: Bought House (-1000)
Special Misc:
>Tutition Fee (-2000)
>Work and Play: Work x3 (+4500)
Companions: (+5)
>Vega Hjort
>Nameless Familiar
Citizenship:
>Windigo
Citizen Perks: (+4)
>Tax Lax (+500)
>Frosty
>Night Eyes
>Youth

>>53054568
See this is how macrofags get started.

Today it's a Titan, tomorrow an oni, and next week you're posting "tfw no giant gf" on /d/.

>>53056196
But onis are smaller than Titans?
Also the titan is the single best most interesting waifu beri has created.
>2017
>Not desiring a waifu of justice

>>53055884
I like this and all, but I can't see why someone would pick it as a favorite. I have numerous complaints and critiques. To cut them down, I just don't feel like most of the choices have a very big impact. For most of them I found myself thinking, "I don't really care much". I had to guess that the rules are "choose one from each category", it never actually says that (and many lack adequate explanation for why you can only pick one).

>origin
I honestly can't pick because it makes so little difference. Timenapped, I guess.
>focus
exploration
>captain's chair
bath
>aesthetics
ship's choice
>personality
tsundere
>body modification
digital uplink, though I really want all of them.
>VR System
MMO
>food
flavor implant
>information
xeno focus
>companion
dolls, aiming for a spectrum of personalities.

I realized that my close second choice for most of these would've made for a pure "my ship my waifu" build, which could be fun too:
feeling, shared senses, deredere, builder, cosmic radiation, ship only network, and ship companion.


>>53055983
red and lavender are obvious. I wish some of the other holes were more explicit about lifespan. The only one that says you're immortal is the white one, which I don't want. Would a healing tenta-dick be able to heal the damage of aging? If I'm immune to disease from the blue hole will I die of old age? Will I age if I'm made of sand? If I'm a plant creature?
The next one that really intrigues me is blood red. Double up my productivity.

>>53055679
People tend to save what they make, yes. It has been posted by others on occasion, though.

>>53050314
>>53050326
>>53050348
Love this twist.

I also like that a lot of the effects of the curse I'd consider important are technically more like side effects from the way it's phrased: "Target is forever considered a cute girl by other people"

It's a bit hilarious to have so many points though, since it becomes almost more about what not to take than what to take. It probably could've been cut in half. With so much to choose from making a specific build feels nearly pointless.

The fact that your enhanced parts don't need to be 100% human really feels like it shouldn't have been corralled off in the notes section.

The main priority was to get extra body and merge so that I can generate copies of myself and merge them with everybody I care about to give them immortality.

It's just one enhancement more to get tele-parts. Two more to get shape change. With shape change + body and genital synchronization, I barely need the enhanced body parts effects, but I might as well take them.
Shape change is really nice with genital synchronization, I can go full bad dragon.

I picked partner, since I'm not a very vengeful person. When the truth comes out, I'll definitely do some punishment play though. (Extra parts/body and merge mean I don't even quite need teleparts to make her go somewhere while I tease her. Merge means I could also make her feel both sides.)

>>53056283
> But onis are smaller than Titans?

Depends on your Oni.
There were several of them in old Japanese Folklore that were so large them trying to see something on earth filled the sky itself with their eye.

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>>53050314
>Pick revenge because it's my best shot at finding a way to become a man again
>Read mystery box

>>53056795
Werewolf king when?

>>53056795
Wizard king when?

>>53056795
Double king when?

>>53056795
Intersex turboking when?

wizards > vampires > werewolves >>> husbandos > waifus

>>53056387
Is there a reason why you spoiler every response? is it autism or a signature?

>>53057418
Fag

>>53057436
Do you have something against autists?

>>53057460
Faggot

>>53057436
I assume when people do that they're being bashful

>>53055498

My favourite is Eternal's Rising, and I don't think anybody would thank me for posting that in its entirety, since someone posted it quite recently.

I suffer from depression and anxiety.

Did I come to the right place?

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>>53057594
Depends. How do you feel about lolis and shotas?

>>53057517
Eternal's Rising really needs a web version. Some of the origin conclusions are also bullshit.

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>>53057594
Anon, the CYOA is basically one massive collective attempt at escapism. Yes, you are in the right place.

>>53053499
Option to be the yandere.
I mean, I'll go full Yan Paul Sartre anywho but I prefer not cheating.

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>>53053499
Yandere (male)

nearing the end of my first CYOA and I probably bit off more than I can chew, so im looking to outsource some of my work to you guys

looking for random like three or four sentence blurbs about any named nations that are centered around an elemental power ala avatar the last airbender if you would so please

>>53057750
You want us to find such blurbs or make it up on the spot?

>>53057655
It needs an update of some sort. A lot of things need to be clarified, and the balance for somethings seems pretty wonky.
It's such a shame though, it's a real diamond in the rough.

>>53057750
What elements are we working with? What are the nations like? If I say the earth kingdom has a strong inclination for peace when you wrote them as war mongers there would be issues. What should the blurbs cover?

>>53057772
>>53057806
you can find anything if you want but im not looking anything too serious, it would basically just be a summary of the nation. Like if you were to describe Egypt to a rando in under a minute except Egypt also had a bunch of people who could move metal with their minds

>>53055563
Purple, Red, Blue, Lavender, Blood Red

I make a living as the worlds cheapest and most reliable ground to orbit launching service (still not very cheap). My clone spends most of their time learning shit and getting me dates.

>>53053775
Yanderes are beyond trash. Even among the deres they are dreck

>>53053499
Lovecraftian eldritch deity yandere.

>>53057817
Oh wait, you want real nations but now they have magical bending powers? I see what you mean by named now, I think

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>>53057871
oh wait nah, I mean like fake nations. You can make up anything you want. I don't know what I meant by named nations. But I mean if you want to describe China except China with ice mages that's cool too. Obviously though China with ice mages would be a very different kind of China.

>>53057874
What kind of shit yandere kills YOU of all people?

Reminder that not all yanderes want to slit your throat open and fuck it.

Some just want to keep you as a pet.

>>53057906
>not wanting to be TOGETHER FOREVER with your yandere gf
you're the shit

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>>53057924
It is perfectly acceptable for yandere to make you her master and make sure you will be taken care off.

>>53057926
And how is that going to work if you are dead?

>>53058014

The Post-Life option.
A magic ritual to bind the two of your souls together.
In Hell.

>>53058040
Ah that makes more sense

>>53058055
And remember: she only has to believe it works to act on it.

>>53057436
Maybe a bit of both. It's become something of a habbit when responding to builds/questions/etc. regarding my CYOA.

>>53058063
So its pretty much a suicide pact? eh not that i am attached to life anyways

>>53053499
Option for the Yandere to be my Imouto. Also an option to go to a fantasy setting with my yandere, possibly fused into a single body where we swap who is in control over the body.

>>53057902
Ah alright. I'll just throw some random ideas, hopefully something will hit the mark

Istio is an island nation south west of a large continent. The people tend to be lively, boisterous and hardworking. Because there is little arable land, the Istians rely heavily on fishing. Their ability to manipulate the winds allows them to travel the seas with relative safety and speed, though they tend to lack finite control of their powers.

The Venikans treat etiquette like a test, it does not exist for politeness sake, it exists to tell the worth of someone. This is in part because they believe that the social finesse needed for such a task translates into the finesse needed to control their ability to manipulate flames. A social misstep is no different to them than a wild fire

Anei is a country known for its natural beauty, as well as its kind though overly lax people. The people tend to live simple lives, using their abilities of metal manipulation to do the heavy lifting. This has led to an abundance for the people, however it has also led to a lack of innovation or motivation.

>>53050075
As was pointed out in >>53047178 , you require an excessive amount of vows to get someone equivalent to a real person.

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>>53054093
Repostan from last thread.

>Curse: Effeminate
Comes with the territory, I suppose.

>Perks: Notice Me [27], Bit Bigger [26], Nimble [24], Iron Grip [21], Escape [17], Squishy [14], Regen [10], Balanced Diet [8], Fireproof [6]
>Race: Living Toy [0] (Free Comforting)

But then, I was always just a plaything, wasn't I?

>Activity: Explore the Sugar Fluff Kingdom
Such a delicious place!

>Caretaker: Mavelina
I like the cut of her jib!

>>53058269
>Become literally one with your yandere
Muh dick

>>53058330
Aaaand that was supposed to be a reply to >>53053849

>>53058329
8 Vows is only excessive if you are some kind of turboautist.

>>53058373
No.
See: the entirety of the last thread

>>53058329
>Can't get to 8 vows in exchange of a waifu made acording to your specifications
Come on step it up

>>53050314
I like this a lot but I took everything I wanted and still had 4 points to spend.

>>53058399
>made acording to your specifications
They really aren't. Customization options for that shitty cyoa are, unsurprisingly, shitty.

>>53057383
>>53057401
>>53057408
>>53057414
I'd say some time after Fairy King is complete.
But that is just my speculation.

>>53058394
I saw entirety of the last thread. It was some autist arguing that behaving like functional human being was literally impossible for anyone, taking parts of the rules out of context to make them as convoluted as possible and failing to comprehend the rules.

>>53058418
Other than appearance, what are you missing.

>>53057414
I think intersex turboking was the subtitle of the sock puppet CYOA he made way back when.

>>53058414
The pointcount is rather high, yes, and was chosen somewhat arbitrarily. Remember though that at least some of the options (if not all of them, can't quite remember) have secondary effects that you might find fun/neat enough to spend points on.

>>53058445
Ah, you're one of the retards who thinks the vows aren't hugely more effort than any real relationship requires.

Carry on with your idiotic screeching.

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>>53058456
>Carry on with your idiotic screeching.
You are the one who decided to bring it up again. But carry on complaining about how showering everyday is clearly impossible.

>>53058494
Nope. I realize you think you're only arguing with one person because of the samefagging you do, but there actually are multiple people who think your cyoa is shit.

>>53058452
Not really saying the other options have no appeal, just that at that point it really comes down to choosing 9 or so things not to take and getting everything else in the CYOA. Since some of those options are pretty niche there aren't really choices to be made. It's like if there was a CYOA that had a list of 6 superpowers and it said choose 5 superpowers and 5 of the powers are things like invisibility, mind control, flight and so on and one of them was about laying eggs.

>>53058508
Today I wanted to come into this thread and tell the last poster they are cute, but you are absolutely not cute.

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>>53058589
Neither are you, faggot.

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>>53058373
>Purity
Easy. 1.
>Hygiene
Easy unless you're severely depressed, which a lot of people here are. 2.
>Devotion
So you have to sacrifice everything for her sake while she's under no obligation to do that for you? Relationships are give and take. All take is abuse, anon.
>Fitness
Who defines fitness? It's several hours wasted every day, but it's not inhuman if you hate yourself. 3 maybe.
>Frugality.
You have to live like a monk. Not acceptable.
>Disconnection
Can't use the internet, or a phone network. Can't even watch TV. This one is especially miserable.
>Kindness
You have to be a literal angel and aren't allowed to ever express your emotions when they're negative. That'll drive you insane. Not acceptable.
>Wealth
Will make you miserable, but it's realistic. 4.
>Effort
Unless you are innately this kind of person, a vow such as this will drive you insane. Having to give your all to literally everything? You'll tear yourself apart trying to fulfill it.
>Health
Depends entirely how one defines 'best health'. Might also require you to be a monk, but I'll be kind and mark it as 5 for probable intent.
>Fate
Not too much of an issue. You get a 6.
>Truth
I think a movie came out a few years ago about a world without lying. This one right here will basically make you a sitting duck in the real world. It'll be impossible to function.
>Fortune
You're going to live like a basic bitch your whole life because even benefiting from investments is technically luck. You'll argue that kind of life is 'fine' anyway so I'll mark it 7.
>Stability
Same as the Wealth one. 7 or 8.
>Friendship
Ha, no.

So you're either at or just below. By making yourself a miserable normalfag with no time for your waifu let alone any of your hobbies, you can't even get a completely normal woman. If you make yourself a poor normalfag you can though.

Why fucking bother instead of getting a real girlfriend who by all rights is going to have lower standards than all this and be the same anyway?

>>53053849
>Wild Magic

>Bit Bigger 29
Some definition of 'normal' is better than none.
>Squishy 26
Good for not dying.
>Talent 23
General utility.
>Giant's Appetite 20
>Balanced Diet 18
Yup.
>(Weakened) anti-Effeminate 15
If I have to have thunder thighs anyway, I may as well be a hot chick.
>Anti-Inconsequential 14
Very useful for its cost.

>Fairy 0
Magic!

>Journey to the Fairy Kingdom
Should be fun, and learning about magic should be useful.

>Ver (?)
I'd want to hang out with several of them, but probably not live with any in particular.

>>53058508
>samefagging
Yes, it must clearly be a conspiracy by a single person, it can't be that you are so dysfunctional and interpret the Vows in most autistic way possible. You cracked the code, good job. It's not my cyoa tho.

>>53058686
>getting a real girlfriend
Based on your level of autism, this isn't happening.

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>>53058730
>IT'S NOT SAMEFAGGING
>obviously samefags

>>53058730
>Yer autistic
Not even trying to counter anything I say and instead devolving to the most tired and used up of insults.

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>People complaining about samefagging
>Not knowing everyone on here is the same autistic schizophrenic

>>53058749
These are the same arguments that were done in the previous thread and they were refuted there. You are just repeating same garbage, complaining that having to actually do anything in exchange of obtaining nearly perfect loving waifu is completely impossible, failing to read the rules and what little you read, you interpret in most autistic possible way that would be better fit to some character optimization thread arguing about why the position of comma clearly allows your character to lift the moon. Except here you are arguing that it means that your waifu will literally treat you like a slave. Gj.

>>53058798
>nearly perfect
average female with maybe some shitty magic, who's also super needy and bitchy

I honestly feel pity for you. You must live in some sort of existential hell.

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>>53050314
Less clit-schitzing and more creating a CYOA about Demonically enhanced/semi-possessed soldiers.

Seriously someone make this I'm too lazy.

>>53058798
You're going to have to show me a refutation instead of simply claiming it exists. That's just declaring you're right because you say so.

>Do anything
I listed out the ones that a person can be expected to do without it being considered a form of torture. And I did complain about the ones of those that are going to eat up all your time and energy, because time is a limited resource and there's no point to a waifu you can't do anything with because you're busy. That's the life of a Japanese salaryman.

>Nearly perfect
>Loving
I'm not seeing this in the CYOA.

>>53058821
She literally starts at average so I guess if you don't spend any Spirits on anything, you would be right. Maybe try to be a bit more functional human being.

>>53058846
The fact that you question Loving in there proves that you either haven't actually read the rules or haven't understood them.

>>53058891
I understand the rules. Love is defined by the Affection stat, which is risen by behaving as a robot does and fulfilling all vows perfectly every time. A complex avatar, a normal person, starts out at 3, which is basically neutrality. I'm not seeing a guarantee of love here. I'm seeing you have to earn their love by obeying their rules absolutely. This is very much like a real relationship, where you have to earn someone's love. However, in real life, someone can love you in spite of or even because of your flaws and failings. The waifu from this CYOA does not and will not. She expects perfection. Yet another reason to just get a real girlfriend.

Also, to address your reply to the frogposter, spending spirits will still result in an average person. Choosing a broad personality template, giving them a hobby, or deciding they do squats doesn't make them abnormal, for better or worse.

>>53058948
>What is magic?
>What is otherwordly soul?
>What is charisma?

>>53059043
Okay? So she has scales. How does that make her perfect? Is all you want in a woman in exchange for waiting on her hand and foot for her to have some keratin growing on her skin?

One must define what a magic is. Regardless, there's nothing added to her as a person, nor does it make her perfect, if she can throw a fireball. Magic is cool and all, but this is your regular life as a Japanese salaryman. There's nothing to be done with magic.

Charisma seems like a bad idea, since her gives her command over everyone near her at her whim including yourself. You would literally be her slave, and there's no faithfulness guarantee in this CYOA either. This one can only end badly.

>>53053917
>grasping this hard at straws
Stacey dumped you didn't she?

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>>53059043
>She might only love you on the contingency that you obey her, but she can cast spells so it's okay

>>53059043
Charisma is a straight up mind rape field. That's a pure detriment unless you're really into being dominated.

>>53059126
''Magic is cool and all, but this is your regular life as a Japanese salaryman. There's nothing to be done with magic''

>Can't think any posible way to improve his life by using FUCKING MAGIC

>>53059244
Using magic to improve your life would break your vows of Wealth and Fortune. Possibly Stability as well.

>>53054093
>>53053811
Those opposed pairings don't make a lot of sense. Titanlands vs Entropy (order vs chaos) sounds about as obvious as heaven verses hell. Elemental VS ??? would be natural vs unnatural. Fae Vs Hellbeasts is basically chaotic good vs chaotic evil.

>>53059244
The magic is stated to be pretty low in power. For all we know she can cast prestidigitation. I'd rather have a stable normal gf than a shitty waifu with weak magic. I honestly would prefer to be single than with these waifus

>>53059288
Honestly I want to know why the maker included the first two options at all. Did he really think people would pick a realdoll they have to feed or an uncanny caricature they still have to work for?

>>53059263
You can just i dunno Dont take them? also Wealth only requires you to have a stable income Fortune ignores what you can get with the other choices

>>53059288
You can take magic multiple times for stronger magic you know

>>53059304
For the turbo autists that can't take 8 vows of course

>>53059283
I always thought it was based off of the order they had in the major summon. Hell/Heaven
Demon Beasts/Fairy Kingdom ???/Titanlands
Entropy/Elemental.

>>53059305
>You can just i dunno Dont take them?
Then you won't be able to afford a complex avatar. As was lain out above, all of the vows that a person could reasonably do without torture equal up to 8 exactly.

>>53059321
People without unrealistic expectations simply do not play the CYOA at all.

>>53059337
>People without unrealistic expectations simply do not play the CYOA at all.
They certainly do keep whining about it tho.

>>53058835
It's called CthulhuTech

>>53059401
To clarify, as it seems you misunderstood, a person WITHOUT unrealistic expecations is one who lacks unrealistic expectations. Ergo, they have realistic expecations instead. This is in contrast to people who think they can handle 8+ vows, who do in fact have unrealistic expecations of themselves.

And people are complaining because other people do not see a problem with it.

>>53059401
Fuckwits like you keep posting it.

>>53059415
The one with the nazi rape machine?

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>>53059442
Is this a machine that rapes nazis, or a nazi machine that rapes?

The answer is important.

>>53059481
A machine made by nazis that rapes people.

>>53059489
People, or jews?
inb4 ban I'm just trying to get to the bump limit alright?

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>>53059489

>>53059506
Anyone you strap into it. It extracts sex energy.

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>>53059489
That reminds me

>>53059531
I think the more important part is the last five words.

>>53059531
>Even though there is no verifiable proof

Instantly discarded

>>53059531
>There is no verifiable proof
Something the feminists seem to fail to understand these days.

>>53059562
desu it's always claimed about the Romans and I can believe it, but the Nazis were basically huge animal rights fags shockingly enough, so I doubt they'd train rape dogs.

>>53059531
And nazis use a Rube goldberg machine to throw jews to ovens

>>53059584
You talking about that one guy that claimed they had like this minecart that rocketed through the door which worked like a fucking hatch?

>>53059584
It was a roller coaster.

>>53059594
Yep that's the one

>>53059603
One has to wonder what drugs he was on when they did the interview.

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It says here cyoas aren't real and your waifu would never love you even if she existed. Care to explain?

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>>53059692
>Implying I don't waifu women so desperate they would even take a loser like me

>>53059657
It's probably written down in Mengele's notes

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>>53053662
>yanderes
>too many

No such thing

>>53053499
A childhood friend witch yandere

>>53053762
Pic related

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>>53059692
>your waifu would never love you
Nigger, why do you think I bought all that mind control from the last CY..
>cyoas aren't real
oh

>>53059708
Mengele was interested in twins, psychology, and body horror. He never built any roller coasters that we know of.

>>53059692
They are actually real i am writing this in my pocket dimension with my waifu because i am resting from defeating a ancient evil sealed one thousand years ago

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>>53056819
>You will never fuck a silly girl dressed as a clown

Why even live?

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Bump limit approached. Post inspirational pics that would make for patrician cyoas.

>>53059736
Was referring to the drugs the guy was on, not the coaster.