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Pathfinder General /pfg/

Science Fantasy Edition: Are you ready to cleave open bulkheads with your plasma sword while your caster mind hacks the mech pilot to turn on his allies?

Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/hAfKSnWW

Current Playtests: https://pastebin.com/quSzkadj

Old Thread: >>52944020
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First!
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It warms the cockles of my black heart to see so much Wildstar art in these threads lately.
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>Assuming the mech pilot's gender
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>>52954191
Wildstar blows
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>>52954191
So which of Golarion's cultures are represented on Absalom Station, and which have died out?
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>>52954279

probably, but i like the art and the concept.

>>52954251
you're welcome fine sir.
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>>52954290

Qadira, Rahadoum, Thuvia, Casmaron and the Mwangi Expanse.

Taldor and Cheliax are evil Empires, Andoran are ineffective bureaucrats who wish to infiltrate the utopia of Absalom, and the Ulfen are explorers who travel in migrating fleets whose women lust after the lifestyle they could have if they grabbed a swarthy Station man.
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>>52954306
IMO, /tg/ should really like Wildstar a lot more than they do:
1. Strong amazon / monster ladies
2. Comfy cute in some areas, grimdark in others
3. Active RP scene with ERP if you look for it
Frankly, I'm not sure what it's missing by /tg/'s standards.
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>Starfinder uses a completely different system for buying ability scores than Pathfinder, so it won't be an issue!
>http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/v5748dyo5ljre?Now-Docking-at-Absalom-Station#32

Should we be excited or worried?
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>>52954407
I feel as though I like Pathfinder IN SPITE of Paizo, not because of them. Odd.
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>>52954351
What happened to Geb and Nex?
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So how is the beastial kineticist animal companion archetype?
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>>52954451

Geb and Nex are in their own special pocket dimensions, where they were and shall always be kings.
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>>52954476
It's pretty much a straight upgrade for animal companions, truth be told. Get a lion/tiger companion and give it Kinetic Fist and watch the tears be shed. You can also end up with such shenanigans as taking Interweave Composite Blast and ending up getting composite blasts as early as level 3 (if human).
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>>52954451
Nex has his private harem space station
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>>52954386
A good game
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Hey tg. Playing in a rise of the runelords campaign. Just hit level 4. playing a kitsune sorcerer(fey). have a build semi-planned. hoping someone with some experience playing higher level games could give me some input.

https://pastebin.com/BApNkxzB
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So! Who all's excited for the weekend? Any big plans, game-related or otherwise?
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Guess who's back?
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>>52954611
I had to can my RoW game for two weeks- the first week because a player couldn't come, the second week because I was sick as a dog and my internet didn't work, but I am currently in P U R E H Y P E mode for it finally resuming!
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>>52954582
I mean, it depends what you're looking to get out of an MMO, but Wildstar hits the marks for me:
1. Super fun skatepark-like movement that lets you do insane shit once you get good with it
2. Fucking AWESOME player housing that's only getting better
3. Frequent updates with new content

I mean, if you fundamentally don't like some of their core mechanics, like non-targeted aiming and constantly having to move during fights, you're not gonna enjoy it, but I know plenty of people who love pretty much everything about that game.
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>>52954611
No. Just more hatred and self loathing between studying for finals.
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>>52954476
What book is it in?
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>>52954611
Gotta fill out some fire paperwork, maye finish some homebrews
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>>52954680
>http://spheresofpower.wikidot.com/bestial-kineticist
Legendary Kineticists 2
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>>52954611
More RotJR, more HR, and session 0 of Blingmaker. It's gonna be a great weekend.

How about you FennecAnon? Anything you're excited for?
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>>52954611
Finish up reviews, start on some maps, make sure to re-read apps once they've had their last-minute changes.
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Tell me /pfg/. When was the last time you had z creative use for Bull Rush, Trip, or Reposition?
C'mon now, you can tell me friend. Trust me, I'll put it all to good use
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>>52954611
Had to cancel my games this weekend and just found out I'll have to cancel them again next weekend, but I've got Blingmaker to look forward to!
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>>52954884
I've used repositioning a lot to great effect.
Except I did it my ditching combat maneuvers and just using Lock.
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>>52954611
>So! Who all's excited for the weekend? Any big plans, game-related or otherwise?

Ooh, tons of them! Figuring out if I'm going to stay in or go out tonight, tomorrow's RotJR, and I've got a feeling I'll be playing Session 0 of Blingmaker on Sunday!
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>>52954884
Port city built along a cliff, with a lot of structures perched right on the lip of the cliff or built along / into the walls on the way down, complete with walkways between them and such.

Looooots of chances to dump people like 100+ feet into water with those moves.
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Remind me, do the skill bonuses in monster/NPC stat blocks already take into account attribute bonuses? Do saves?
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>>52954884
>Tell me /pfg/. When was the last time you had z creative use for Bull Rush, Trip, or Reposition?

I once bull rushed the Stag Lord off his tower in the Fort Assault, and had him and my character plummet about five stories before landing on top of him.
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>>52954611
Boozing, tailgating, volleyball, and then knotting Gloriana's pussy!
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new .pdfs, when?
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>>52955006
post logs senpai
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>>52955006

Don't lie to me like that.
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>>52955088
Logs have been cut off after last thread
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>>52955139
What a shame
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>>52954732

Going to be helping pop the question.
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>>52954611
Gonna build some big nasty brutes for an upcoming session. Ogrillons, a degenerate ogre and an ettin, all with class levels.
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>>52954290
Cheliax is literally just going to form the Galactic Empire and you know it.
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>>52954611
Gonna finish some rewrites to Overlewd app, be a social butterfly a little bit, and finish watching a couple shows.
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>>52955252

Apparently the Hellknights are still a thing in Starfinder-could be interesting seeing what they're up to.
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>>52955158
>Entire thread shitting on Vult for doing nothing but trying to run his game
>Everyone just concurs with it
>Still expect him to stick around and share logs
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>>52955265
>>52955252
I get a feeling the Hellknigts will just be Astartes with the serial number filed off
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>>52955139
>RotJR down
>PLD down

Alright which other games do we need to be terrible to until we're finally free of their shitposting and shilling?
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>>52955372
>implying they won't give a surprise greentext occasionally, solely to tease the thread and cause shitposters to go rapid

mark my words
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>>52955372
Depends, do the games we rarely actually hear about need to be gone too? Like Hell's Vengeance which I'm not sure is actually still going?
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>>52955406
I'm fine with occasional. I'm fine with updates on how the plot is going. The thing that bugs me is the constant stream of bullshit like what is Seht doing with Shayliss this week? Did Casimir and Valeriya sneak off into the woods to fuck? How long until Gloriana has a unicorn dick in EVERY hole?
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>>52955437

That's silly anon, you and I both know Unicorns only show up for virgins.
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>>52955448
Flashbacks to the "One-horned Bitch Destroyer"
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>>52955448
Do you think Gloriana is a nose virgin? What about her ears?
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>>52955437
You realize that PLD only shows up briefly on Wednesday nights, and then on Thursday, when they run?
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>>52955480
Doesn't stop jackasses like >>52955088 from braying "LOGS? LOGS?" every second.
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Why is Paizo so incompetant at centralizing the information they've released about Starfinder?

I just want a description of the classes and races.
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>>52955300
I think people might have started becoming more shitpost-y once they realized you can shitpost hard enough about people you don't like to make them stop posting.
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>>52955509

Here's the one.
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>>52955509
>Why is Paizo so incompetant at centralizing the information they've released about Starfinder?

Every employee is a precious snowflake that requires you to walk on eggshells every time you talk them.
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>>52955480
Don't forget about Vult coming through here to antagonize those who dare not to like his game and running around witchhunting on the discord.
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>>52955515
That only works when there's no one speaking in defense against the trolls
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What games are recruiting?
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>>52955534
I wish he would just fuck off with his internet tough guy shit
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>>52955540
There were people speaking in defense of the games though.

Basically you just have to have two or three people be as loud as possible for a few generals and you get to reap salty tears for weeks.
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>>52955573
It really is quite pathetic.
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>>52955437
Anon, the shitposting about RotJR parties became so divorced from what was actually going on that nobody even noticed the logs had stopped until the shitposters burned themselves out from rehashing the same shit for the millionth time. It only takes one spicy greentext for it to happen again.
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>>52955515
Basically this.

I'm pretty sad we don't get greentexts anymore.
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>>52955552
Overlewd, ROaB, and (not a)Rhusae are still looking for people.

This just got made, and it's a good a time as any to start shilling.
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/75969/the-untold-saga
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>>52955509

As for races, here's what we've got for core:

>Humans-the classic
>Kasatha-four armed desert nomads
>Lashunta-telepathic rubber forehead aliens
>Androids-why'd they give them faces?
>Vesk-lizards big on Klingons/stoicism
>Ysoki-rats (do not spl@)
>Shirren-bugs high as a kite on decision-making
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>>52955703
>Lashunta-telepathic rubber forehead aliens

I thought only the women were telepathic?
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>>52955515
>>52955686
Exactly. Once the trolls who hated /pfg/ games learned that complaining about games was much less effective than shitposting about them, suddenly we had less people decrying celeb players for shilling themselves all over the thread and a lot more people just mindlessly shitposting about the lamest aspects of these games.

I miss the RotJR greentexts and wish they'd start posting them again. Let the trolls complain, there are more people here who are genuinely interested in the game.
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I hope everyone in RotJR has fun Today and Tomorrow!
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>>52955723

Nope, their entire race has it.
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>>52955745
Negative voices often scream the loudest I'm afraid.
So I don't blame them for not sharing.
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>>52955698
ROaB?
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>>52955752
I want Etan and Rubio to be the GREATEST FRIENDS of all time
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>>52955794
Raining Oil and Blood. I think it just got made as well. Mecha campaign
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/75981/raining-oil-and-blood
(Pls don't destroy my game Plat-senpai)
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>>52955773
I sometimes wonder who these children are that can't stand that others are enjoying something they don't. I'm not interested in SoM or the Avowed at all, but you don't see me getting a spastic colon whenever they're discussed in the thread.
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>>52955752

I hope so too.
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>>52955815
Imma smash.
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>>52955515
Doesn't work. DHB gets shitposted harder than Vult and DHB hasn't left.
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>>52955871

DHB was turned to steel in the great magnetic feel, he is impervious to shitposting.
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>>52955871
Literally has autism based armor.
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Don't forget about the new hot campaign TFatF
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>>52955815
Okay you have my interest.
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There's no need to name or shame people, or identify yourself or your group. I just want to ask people in /pfg/ groups what the quality of roleplayers around here is like, you can judge by your own standards.
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>>52955923
I have made a terrible decision releasing a game the same day as mecha-campaign ;_;
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>>52955968
The majority of pfg people I'm playing or have played with are really big on roleplay.
So much so that it can wrap around into a problem when sessions achieve so little in plot terms because of how much character chat and interaction there is between events, making the DM wait because they don't want to interrupt things.
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>>52955968
Terrible. Absolutely awful. There are so many shitty ghosters and raging-autistic fucks on /pfg/ and the /tg/ discord. It honestly amazes me how there are good games coming out of this board when everyone I've met off it ghosts, incoherently rages, or rule-lawyers like a motherfuck.
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>>52955968
See >>52956010
It's become such a pickle for some GM's, that they opted to open up freeform channels in the group discords so people could get the fluffy RP out of their system off-session so the plot could advance during scheduled time. Players are usually pretty good about their mechanics and turns, but sometimes it really depends on how awake they manage to be and how experienced they are.
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>>52955301
Which one? Which astartes is Order of the Rack? Nail? Fluffybunnies?
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>>52956052

Don't even joke about that, man.
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>>52955182
That's great!

I hope everything goes well!
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>>52956052

Black Templar, Blood Angels, Lamenters
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>>52955968
Honestly pfg acts like any character interaction is good interaction and pads sessions with pointless shit to the point nothing ever gets done. I've seen this happy multiple times where games move at absolute snails paces.

Most of pfg isn't great at characters either or character acting.

Pfg is too obsessed with cute and lewd to the point it drags down games. Especially the crowd who gets offended if you don't want to do "cute and lewd things".

On a whole it's pretty bad.
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>>52955182

Ooh, that's always exciting, I hope things go well!
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>>52956094
>>52956010
Roleplay amongst themselves only or does this include NPCs too?
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>>52956090
What Order of the Dissappointed Mothers, also known as Order of /pfg/?
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>>52956094

I've always adhered to the belief that if the DM has obviously set up a situation where they want us to explore or Advance The Plot, my character zips their mouth and dances to the DM's tune.

It's weird, honestly. I started gaming with /pfg/ keeping to this idea, and I don't think I've still shaken it off. It's resulted in me being kind of stunted in the roleplay aspect of the sessions.
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>>52956151

Oh that's easy, Blood Ravens for /pfg/, Salamanders for the Order of Disappointed Mothers.
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/pfg/ let's say I get a donus to dex of +4, does that translate to a literal +4 to all dex stuff and my weapon finesse shit or a +4 to ability score becoming an actual +2?
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>>52956175

An actual +2, a Belt of Giant's Strength +4 on an 18 Strength Barbarian will give the Barbarian 22 Strength.
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>>52955968
They're good IC, but people in my tend not to communicate unless they're forced to or specifically called out OOC. I was part of the problem until we all sat down and just said "Okay, we need to focus", and now we're over it.

Now I make sure to check with every group that we're all on the same page so that we don't end up splitting the party too many ways.
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Is attacking a party member to save the rest of the party an evil action?
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>>52956242

Is the party member a clear and present threat to the group?
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>>52956175
A belt of giant's strength gives a bonus to your strength score, which then modifies your strength modifier.

Going from 12 (+1 mod), then equipping a belt of giant's strength +2 will bring your strength score to 14, which brings your mod to +2. Thus, your melee attacks would go from having a +1 bonus to a +2 bonus instead.
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>>52954975
Anyone?
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>>52956212
>>52956269
thanks anons
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>>52956298

I assume so, yes.
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>>52955968
People do a fairly good job roleplaying. I think sometimes we get bogged down in too much fluffy crap durring sessions that could be handle off session, but that's not a big deal. The one thing I like about being in /pfg/ games is that most everybody is finding their mechanical niches of their builds. Really there's only one person that I play with that I'd say went out of their way to over-optimize their character.
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>>52956151
The Space Wolves, obviously. Why else are we such horndogs over Greta?
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Making a character who is an archaeologist and dreams of opening a place of learning for those who would otherwise not be able to learn.

How do I justify wanting to store valuable magical artifacts in the same place that students (some of which would probably be children) are? You can't do something like that in this world and not realize you're painting a huge target on your back right?
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>>52955968
Good roleplayers, nice people. Shit GM.
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>>52956329

Makes sense to me.
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>>52956330

How powerful are these artifacts you're planning to store? Because learning or not, you shouldn't have an Orb of Dragonkind or a Moaning Diamond on the shelf for children to touch.
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>>52956354

Was Greta the first waifu of /pfg/? I recall cuteposting about Ameiko n' Friends for Jade Regent, but never the degree of detail we got for our darling woof.
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>>52956364
I assume the most dangerous/valuable would be stored away somewhere relatively safe, but just having them be in the same place seems like it would endanger anyone there.

Like imagine if Hogwarts was in Golarion. Every week some new group would be gearing up to assault and explore it for all the magical artifacts and knowledge accumulated over the years.
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>>52956375
I thought our first was the kitsune from the LotLK game.

But Greta does seem like the better candidate
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>>52956329
>/pfg/ is Space Yiffs
>/5eg/ is 1k Nerds
Discuss
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>>52954636
The Fat Boys?
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>>52956354
>>52956375

I have a certain appreciation for Laori Vaus.
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>>52956431
Star Wars vs Star Trek.
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>>52956410

LotLK was years after Greta first graced the greentexts.
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>>52956461

Star Trek is better because it's not owned by The Mouse.
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>>52956253
He isnt aggressive if that is what you mean. But we told him not to charge into the next room like he does because we were all very low on hp. He did it anyway and we are left with the following options
>die
>he dies, we run and probably die
>I cripple him and he dies, we maybe get away
I'm not gonna do it, because were prob still going to die, but was curious. Like on one hand leaving them to die as bait obviously seems evil, but at the same time, I feel like a non-evil character might still choose to do it to save everyone else.
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So archdevils are the direct underlings of asmodeus, horsemen or unaligned and work on their own, and demon lords don't directly answer to anyone but lamashtu has alot of them for kids and kinda maybe cares about them right?
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>>52956479
>Voyager
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>>52956506

Voyager and the adventures of war criminal Janeway were a masterpiece compared to Rogue One or Force Awakens.
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>>52956354
>>52956464
>you will NEVER get to meet Greta
>you will never play the game without knowing the spoilers and manage to stumble into it anyway
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>>52956504

Archdevils are the Dukes of Hell with Asmodeus as the King, very structured and organized.

Demon Lords are basically petty tyrants who control their slice of the Abyss through personal magnetism, power, or sheet brute strength.

The Horsemen and Daemon Lords aren't so much rulers as they are agents of chaos. They don't rule, they don't scheme, they sow strife and ruin upon the Material Plane.

Also Lamashtu doesn't give a FUCK about her children, if her baby can't survive against a pack of adventurers than it deserves to die.
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>>52956541

>tfw I didn't know about her when I played RoW for the first time
>tfw I was an alchemist with INT-boosted Diplomacy
>tfw my mutant scientist managed to win the heart of the stronk !notRussian awoo
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aaaaaa i wanna be in an unrequited love
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>>52956764

I've loved you for years, anon.
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>>52956764

Impossible. Your love is forever doomed to be requited.
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>>52956780
>>52956790
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What is your character's preferred alcohol when they want to get really, really drunk?
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>>52956843
In order?

Beer. Then gin. Then vodka.

Then we get the wood alcohol
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>>52956843
Expensive wine, followed by cheap ale, followed by literally anything.

I've been thinking about learning Polypurpose Panacea on my sorcerer to get buzzed more often. I wonder if that has a taste, and if so what it tastes like.
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>>52956916

It probably tastes like olive oil.
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>>52956843
White rum and a glass of water. Alternate until unconscious or sobbing. Continue to drink while sobbing until unconscious.
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>>52956843
>What is your character's preferred alcohol when they want to get really, really drunk?
Yes
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>>52956868

>Getting drunk on beer
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>>52956916

The taste of your lover's lips.
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>>52956010
>>52956046
>>52956094

Is this a recurring problem in games?
Has anyone found good ways to avoid it?
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Strangely in starfinder, still no mention of the Dragon Empires, even though all the humans seen so far in art are clearly asian.

Is everyone asian in space?
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>>52957006
It's cheap senpai

>>52957014
Put up a Side SEssion channel in your game's Discord and tell your players to RP stuff when you have downtime. That's my solution
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>>52957019

If you wanted to be realistic, everyone would be either Asian or brown.
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>>52957014
To be perfectly honest? Smaller fucking parties would help a lot, as well as having at least one player with a character driven to do less fucking around and more just sweeping rooms. Alternatively, not needing to emote an entire conversation IC and OOC for every instance of doorkicking during dungeon delving. Holy fuck do I hate doors now.
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Do archdevils and horsemen not have deific obedience?
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Hey fellas, any tips on a strength-based Warpriest build?

I'm told that whip-wielding warpriests are super fun but are they hindered by going strength instead of dex?
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Do types of vision ever come up in your games? 90% of the time I wind up with a table full of Darkvision races, because that gets handed out like candy. And I've literally never seen a situation where Low-Light vision was significant, in anyone's games.

Dark environments and light sources just feel like a waste of time when I integrate them and run the game.
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>>52957121

Moloch does, and I assume the rest do too.
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>>52954191
So firearms minus siege weapons fall under "ranged weapon" when it comes to sundering, don't they?
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>>52956843

190+ proof Grain Alcohol.

The kind of stuff that could kill a dwarf.
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>>52957048

Let's be honest-the biggest demographic on Golarion in the future is definitely foxes.
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>>52956843
I'm immune to poison and also happiness
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>>52957235
Yes. Unless your blunderbuss is being used as a club when the sunder action starts
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>>52957338
That bites, no spell sniping for me then.
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>>52957260

It's unironically going to be Mwangi, the books actually imply this by mentioning how the Mwangi are a relatively "young" race with enormous potential who have only recently begun to spread out from their ancestral homelands in the Expanse.
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How do you make crossbows scale into the later game, since they don't have damage scaling like longbows?
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>>52957598
Give one to an Alchemist so they can infuse their bombs into the bolts.
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>>52957598
You'd have to get bigger ones. But you can't, so it's stupid.
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>>52957598
I was going to do something along the lines of what this >>52957612 anon said with homebrew, but unfortunately it has only ended in tears.
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>>52957644
1D3+1 TOUCH ATTACK AS A STANDARD ACTION

AT LEVEL

ELEVEN
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>Losing drive to work on app
How do I get it back, /pfg/?
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>>52957679

Step away from it and enjoy your Friday night doing something else.
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A bit of an 3.5 question here, how fares Arcane Hierophant in a gestalt game if you want a full progression animal companion as a wizard?
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>>52957598
Well first, I'd homebrew that anyone with Martial Weapon Training can use them as if they had Rapid Reload. Then I'd have options where you can have money spent to autment them to increase the poundage of the drawstring, as well as give them dozens of other modular upgrades you can spend money one, like scopes, dampeners, bayonets, quicker reloading mechanisms, and the like.
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>>52957644
a c i d s p l a s h
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>>52957690
>At level eleven
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>>52957685
But I've stepped away from it for the last two days! There's still things I want to fix, but I just am losing the drive.
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>>52957689

What's happened in Vinland Saga since Thorfinn n' Friends decided to go to Constantinople and sell Narwhal Horns? Anywhere I can catch up?
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>>52957669
>>52957690
H-hey, it adds my int mod at least, and that... Technically wasn't supposed to be the main function! I was supposed to shoot buffs into allies, but I keep going first so I just stab them before they run in to attempt suicide!
M-maybe I can get my full attack privileges back next level by justifying Fast Bombs as working with the Acid Splash. It could happen! I'm not going to bank on it, but it could happen!
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>>52957735

Take a big chug of your favorite brain juice and start slamming things out until you either finish it, or realize the concept really did suck and you're better off not releasing it.
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>>52957759
L E V E L E L E V E N

WITH

NO

ITERATIVES

Take Leadership and get a barbarian cohort for fuck's sake Chaika-anon, SAVE YOURSELF
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>>52957804
Party was only allowed to have one instance of Leadership, and the Summoner yoinked that out from under me. I do not begrudge this, because she has a decent justification for wanting the followers.
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>>52957825
the only solution here is simple

Murder the summoner in their sleep and take your leadership privileges back, anon. It's survival of the fittest out there
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Interest check on a pathfinder game using distant worlds, then perhaps converting when starfinder comes out.
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>>52957880
Elaborating on this, based in the normal Golorian times, exploration done through the ancient etherships and portals, along with fucking with that plane of time that everyone mentions ones a while.
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>>52957880
>>52957898

That sounds pretty neat anon
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>>52957880
>>52957898

That'd be pretty cool.
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>>52957743
Well, Spoilers Ahoy!
Well, they ran into a chick with a crossbow that wants to kill Thorfinn, because he killed her dad back when he was a little edgelord.

The war in the Baltic Sea is beginning to boil up, and Canute is planning on using it to get all the Vikings and Jommsvikings to kill eachother

That loser son of the guy who Thorfinn made a deal with is still chasing them, that was until he got captured by some raiders, was made a slave, and is now working for Thorkell

Thorkell is begging for a war to fight in, as he's been bored out of his goard since being made a governer

Floki, the guy who paid for Thors to get killed is making a power play to make his son Baldyr the next head of Jommsborg, even though he's just a child and doesn't want to.

There's some psycho Sami kid with a spear that wants to fight Thorfin.

Thorfin bodies a bunch of Jomsvikings with just his fists, without killing a single one, and finds out Floki was the one who had Askeladd kill his dad

Thorfinn doesn't want anything to do with any of this, and wants to leave the Baltic ASAP. Which is a problem since Floki has ordered a hit on him for being Thors's son.

That Sami kid has kidnapped Leif and the crew, in order to bait Thorfinn into a fight.

Basically everything is SNAFU, and Thorfinn is doing his best to keep a level head and protect everyone he can, even some unrelated female slaves that he rescued for reasons. And basically it seems the running theme here is that Baltic people are all violent fuckwits who need to kill each other off.

Oh, and before I forget, said crossbow chick is now following the group, because Thorfinn promised that his life belongs to her, and after he fulfills his goal, or if he ever strays from his path, she has the right to murder him on the spot. Also said girl spends most of the time being brooding and acting like Thorfinn did at the beginning of the story.
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>>52956449
Patrician taste
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>>52957850
I'm pretty sure the solution to my problem is definitely not "continue to be useless, but find someone else to stuff for me", because that's pretty much exactly the same as where I am now. I've just got to actually catch my GM and talk through things with him.

And hopefully not have him accidentally drop spoilers again.
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>>52957969
Spoilers, aye? Of what sort?
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>>52957922
>>52957914
Awesome, I have some notes written already. Ill compile it and be back on the thread later. Keep eyes out.
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Requesting that pictures of the powerful casters of Golarion since the last 4000 years please
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So as far as magic weapons go, is holy or <relevent outsider>bane better for SMITE
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>>52958048

Will do.
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>>52958008
Plans for an NPC he intends to introduce, but I'm holding onto my suspicions until later.
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>>52958092
Holy is usually better, but they stack with bane if I recall.
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>>52955300

Good riddance.

Maybe if he hadn't advertised his game so openly, he might have avoided this.

Maybe if his reviews of applications hadn't been so utterly rude, he'd have more goodwill.

Maybe if he hadn't been a shitter in other games, he wouldn't feel so hemmed in and isolated.
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>>52957669
Is this a meme or something? Alchemist bombs do way more than that at level 11, I've seen a friend of mine do nearly 30 damage with an infused ammo bomb at a level half of that with very little effort.
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>>52958178
The meme is that it's Prometheanfag. He has no bombs.
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Build question for /pfg/:

I'm making an exploiter wizard for a game starting at level 1. My question is this:

Character is human, stat distribution looks like this:

7 STR
14 DEX
14 CON
20 INT
11 WIS
7 CHA

I'm planning on taking Reactionary to boost my initiative, and using my human bonus feat to take a familiar (since exploiter wizard loses that option otherwise).

Should I take improved initiative as well, or should I go for Extra Reservoir so that I have 7 points to start with and then get another 3 when I take a second Extra Reservoir at level 3?
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>>52958183
>he has no bombs
>he was bullied by a barbarian girl
>he only has a 1d3+1+int touch attack as a standard action at level elven
>his loli homunculus daughter is more effective in combat than him
>he is in a party where there's a summoner with leadership and a MAGUS COHORT

H e h e h e
e
h
e
h
e
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>>52958253
Get the initiative out of the way first.
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>>52958307
Being a father is suffering
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So how anime is ROaB going to be?
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>>52958322

Can Prometheanfag be MY daddy too?
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>>52958253
Get your Improved Initiative. The Wizard who goes first is the Wizard who determines the flow of battle
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>>52958323
All anime, all the time
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>>52958310

Is it worth taking Improved Initiative at all though if I'm going exploiter? Like, with the familiar I'd be at +8 and I have no real reason to get improved familiar, so I could take extra reservoir a second time.
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>>52954732
>>52954903
>>52954929
Your DM is a shameless slut!
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I want to fucking die.
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>>52954611

If the weather is sunny, we'll be smoking bacon out in the wood smoker, and doing yard work as well. Probably burn some more brush in the fire pit.

Then, after that's all done, I cozy down to run my Saturday game. Ulfric and his harem of smol ladies (and also Kana) are exploring an ancient temple that was covered by earth in a landslide almost a thousand years ago... and exploring for whatever they can find.
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>>52957850
Survival of the fittest objectively means our friend should lose though
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>>52958401
No.
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>>52958401
Same
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>>52958384
just my opinion, but you really don't need that much arcane pool unless you're going to be doing nothing but Potent Magic all the damn time.
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>>52954611
Not really a game per say, but some friends I play rpg's with sometimes are gathering for an experiment. They all got maxed out characters and were going to run a few test fights against charon, just to see how it would go.
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Stat him, /pfg/

>>52958427
Subjectively, Prometheanfag is cute and I want to hug them, and I want them to win and end up in a love triangle so that I can cheer them on
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>>52958384
It's not like they don't stack or the benefit will be reduced. You want to go first with any consistency, get that +12.
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>>52954611
Just met with the ex to swap more property and personal effects. The bitch had the gall to complain about her money problems and staying home alone. I fucking laughed.

Pathfinder is fun
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>>52958442
Dressing funny is a free ability that you have at all times
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>>52958442
>Swamp witch
>Environment: Woolie Hole
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>>52958442
Aren't Garundi supposed to be ndians as opposed to like black?
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>>52958393
Wubu is pure and lovely! She's a caring, thoughtful DM!
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>>52958480

Garundi are North Africans, Mwangi are full-on blacks.
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>>52958480
Vudrans are the Indians, it's Garundi and Mwangi that are the "African" ethnicities in Pathfinder
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>>52958468

>Swamp Witch
That's Grandma Swamp. Woolie has access to slime powers, but he's cursed to move slowly and always lie.

Perhaps Woolie is an Oracle with the Lame curse.
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>>52958442
Expert 4, Brawler 1.
He did kill that one guy afterall.
Flaw that makes him Nasueated when within 10ft of breakfast, and a trait that gives him a +2 bonus against love-based Emotion effects, as well as Noble Scion (Maddentown) feat.

>>52958480
Garundi are actually Egyptians. Woolie would be a Mwangi raised in Arcadia.
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>>52958522
>raised in Arcadia

He was raised in Grenada, that'd be more like... The Shackles.
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>>52958536
Where the Grenadan monks used their boneless feet to crush his Hulk toys.
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>>52958536
But he's also super Canadian though, which essentially overrides his blackness
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>>52958554

Delete this.
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>>52958522
I thought Osirians were Egyptians.
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>>52958558
No

:^)
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>>52958442
Anon, if the group was full of /pfg/ players, I can guarantee that it would probably have devolved into a Harem Comedy game, as a majority of the named, recurring NPCs have been women. This is in addition to EVERYONE but the Summoner's Magus Cohort being a woman as well.
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>>52958536
>>52958557

His inability to recognize left or right as anything other than port or starboard suggests keen navigational tradition!
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>>52955006
>spoiler

The Fourth Dog would never go along with it!
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>>52958577
Osirian is the nation, Garundi is the Ethnic group. Most Osirions are either Garundi or that one ethnicity of Not!Arabs
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Anyone else never really get the chance to play the game and only come to /pfg/ because you're lonely?
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>>52958487

Wubu being adorable only means her slide into depravity and sin will be that much more shocking, who can guess what sort of NPCs she has planned for Kyras and Andrik, or the hunks lining up for the female PCs?
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>>52958594
I wish this happened so we could get the greentexts

>>52958600
Keleshite is the not!Arab ethnicity
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>>52958612
>confirmed widower PC and his daughter
>surrounded by hot girls, and constantly running into women at every turn

fantasy romcom material right there
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>>52958603
I play but my current group is full of drama, so I get my Pathfinder discussion here where I don't have to care about anyone and no one thinks they love me when they don't. /pfg/ is for laughs and to occasionally see creativity.
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>>52958633
This reminds me. Why no Lazy Throne green texts?
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>>52958600
>Most Osirions are either Garundi or that one ethnicity of Not!Arabs

Lemme see if I can list every single ethnicity in Pathfinder off the top of my head.

>Keleshite - Not!Arabs
>Garundi - Not!Egyptians and Not!North Africa
>Chelaxian - Some weirdo mix between English, German and Italian
>Taldan - Greek and Europeland
>Ulfen - NORSE
>Kellid - The Celts
>Shoanti - Genetically Engineered Supersoldiers turned vaguely Native American?
>Varisian - Gypsies
>Erutaki - Inuit
>Vudran - Indian
>Mwangi - Africans
>Azlanti - Atlantis
>Iblydos - Even Greekier than Taldan

And then there's all sorts of sub-ethnicities you'll find in, say, the Mwangi, where some tribes are straight-up bone-in-nose stereotypes and others are "Black Chelaxians" and everything in-between.
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>>52958603

No. But you're welcome to stick around anyway.
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>>52958603

I play plenty, I just come here because... Well, I don't quite know. Habit? I used to visit other boards or even other threads, but I always seek this place out first and never bother to find something new. Shameful, really.
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>>52958633
>mfw I was the barbarian girl in this game but had to leave
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>>52955883
Did he travel time for the future of nugg-kind?
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>>52958662
Wierd I always imagined Chelish and a mixture of Spanish/Italian.
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>>52958682
But why did you leave?
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>>52958603
I'm the opposite. Familiarity has made me hate Pathfinder and I come here to complain about the game and my group to people with context that can't judge me.
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>>52958662
You forgot Tien
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>>52958662
Don't forget the Jadwiga, which are Ruskies.

Also, the Mwangi sub-ethniciteis barely count, since they're are just vaguely mentioned and forgotten, because Paizo doesn't actually want to do research into different African tribes and ethnicities, and instead want WE WUZ and the occasional token black character for brownie points so they can look progressive.

tfw can't have your qt Not!Ethiopean Orthodox Paladin gf
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>>52958687

Chelaxians have a lot of ground to cover in regards to ethnicity, as they fill in the same geographical locations as Not!Italy, Not!Germany and Not!England AS WELL AS Not!Spain.

>>52958704

That was a conscientious decision because there's like five Tien ethnicities and I only remember Tien-Min as Japanese.
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>>52958610
Your shitposting aside, I am curious what NPCs Wubu is going to make for Blingmaker since I played through most of Kingmaker. My GM put lots of work into making the NPCs in the game fleshed out and interesting, I think if you want Kingmaker to be good that kind of work is absolutely necessary.
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>>52958714
> qt Not!Ethiopean Orthodox Paladin gf
Seelah?
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>>52958696
Honestly? It was so long ago that I can't remember what it was that made me have to leave. I think the group was level 3 or whatever at the time when I had to dip, and now they're level 11.

At the least, my barbarian girl didn't get a "rocks fall" ending but there was no time for character development. I'm hoping to close off her story with side stuff with the DM when his schedule clears
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>>52958727
Thank you for reminding me why I like Seelah anon.
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>>52955968
Nice people who are good at what they do. They make me want to do my best!
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>>52958744
You're welcome. She doesn't quite do it for me since I'm not into corn rows.

I'd fuck the blind of of Alahazhra.
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>>52958662

The Taldan are also vaguely Balkans Slav.
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>>52958603
Well, my only game got cancelled, so now GMing my recently announced shitty thing is all I've got. I need a drink or a hug
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>>52958721

Agreed, I've been in a well-done Kingmaker and a badly-done Kingmaker before, and in retrospect the thing that made them different was the emphasis on custom NPCs.
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is Rhusae dead on arrival? there's a lot of info but i can't figure out what the plot is and a bunch of the documents have missing information everywhere

Doesn't the deadline end soon or is it wrong on the app?
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>>52958767
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>>52958787
What were the NPCs in your well-done Kingmaker?
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>>52958682
>>52958740
>no time for character development
>probably no chance to reunite with the party
>probably won't meet with the other PC again

Now you're just making me have sad thoughts
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>>52958813

U-Uhh, there was a sexy Silver Dragon Paladin girl, and a cool peasant hunter and his son, and a trio of sexy fighter bitches.
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>>52956764
But you already are.

I love you, Wist.
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What would be the allstar meme group of /pfg/ players? What would their game be like?
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>>52958511
Dualcursed maybe, with the reverse of Legalistic?
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>>52958603
No, I'm a GM of a Pathfinder game but my friends only want to GM 3.5 so I'm looking to find a game where I can be a player in pathfinder. If that doesn't work then I've already started making a campaign to run for /pfg/, because seeing all the shit here I think a game with you all would be hilariously awful to run.
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>>52958822
Her original character started as "asshole barbarian girl" but that was mostly a façade, underneath the mask she was really just craving affection from someone that didn't think of her either lustily or as a big dumb meathead that fought people.

Did I also mention she was a rather... developed, teenage girl?
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>>52958947
I know for a fact that she had a thing for older men
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>>52958946
I don't think I could ever play with anyone from /pfg/.

The last thing I want to do is run my campaign like an anime.
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>>52958947
>Did I also mention she was a rather... developed, teenage girl?

Go on...
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>>52958912
Some combination of:
>Rory
>DHB
>2Hu
>CaptainSlow
>SwimmingEagle
>Ceri
>Vult
>Cent
>Sleep
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>>52958610
>the hunks lining up for the female PCs?

As long as they're rich and handsome!
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>>52958765
>tfw you will never fuck the flind out of Alahazra
>ywn have vigorous missionary snusnu with Seela
>ywn do it wolfy-style with Adowyn
>ywn have a crazy threeway and screw Kyra and Merisiel into bi
>ywn lick Seoni's thighs while she wears her Kingdom Death costume
>ywn have Imrijka begging for more in her Ustalavian accent as she rides you raw
>ywn hike up Freiya's skirt and get wicked with her while the fox watches
>ywn have Amiri try her hand at handling your greatsword
>ywn get into a vigorous cuddle/wrestle session with Kess
>ywn have Lirianne asking you to try firing your cannon down her range
>ywn tease Jirelle with boasts of "ALL DAY"
>ywn try new crazy and insane experiences to keep lini from Bleaching
>ywn turn a mental connection around with Rivani and mindbreak her.
>ywn watch Nyctessa blush as you try to have her go outside and spend a lovely day holding hands wit her
>ywn taunt Shardra for still having a dick
And I'd say something about Enora, but honeslty no one cares about Enora
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>have a friend who always optimizes his character build to be as strong as possible at Lv.11+
>I optimize for Lv.1-6
>none of our games ever go past Lv.8 or so before everyone gets bored and we start a new campaign

This has been going on for about 3 years now
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>>52958990
Hey now, I care about Enora at least a little, if only because I need more halfling women in my life
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>>52958972
That's flattering. I think.
But I'd rather not be known for memes--I just wanna tell people fun stories and be a hero.
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>>52958983

What if they're fat and filthy, yet absurdly rich and more or less ignorant of extramarital affairs?
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>>52959001

That's what I always do, and the rare campaign we actually reach level 9 I just wing it.
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>>52958838
They sound fun! What happened to them?
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>>52959004
We all do anon, its just sad that Enora has the personality of drying paint
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>>52959056

The campaign died when the DM's job changed to game night.
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>>52958990

Adowyn is pure, she would NEVER do it on her hands and knees!
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>>52959060
I mean, she's already a mix of two 9th casters, I'd be surprised if she WASN'T as boring as drying paint
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>>52958966
That's exactly why I would do it. Betraying their expectations and using cliches and meta-knowledge against them would be amazing. Although I'd do my best to have a fun time with everyone, as I mostly like character building and giving player characters a good tale to tell. When your sorcerer is impaled by a centaur dual-wielding greatswords after charging through his two Wall of Flame spells and pinning him against an altar in a not!Egyptian pyramid, you don't mind your character just died because you had a fun time with him and he went out in the most metal way. Maybe next time, Gilbert. Maybe next time...
>>
How do you guys build encounters? Other aspects of DMing are fun enough but I can't stand building encounters in PF, it always feels like a mess.
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>>52959001
I live in a high population city. I overoptimize for level 1-3 and whenever the campaign hits level 4 and another player deals more damage than me or is more useful, I immediately make up a story about a family emergency and drop the campaign

I've done this for 2 years and have been part of around 20 different campaigns, never designing a character above 5.
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>>52958961
Most definitely, especially experienced ones

>>52958968
Shoanti barbarian girl, 6'4" or 6"6" or something, extremely powerful build with a lot of muscle, but she wasn't even in her twenties, like 17-19 I believe. Her demeanor was so temperamental and mean that it earned her the name Raised-by-Orcs
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>>52958972
>Ceri
>before Wist

Bullshit
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>>52954611
Carrion Crown Sunday and if the players feel up to it continuing Rappan Athuk Saturday
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>>52959102
...why?
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>>52959102
>I don't have any friends
my condolences
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>>52959120
Because roleplay doesn't exist in real games and it's not satisfying unless i'm the best.
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>>52959026
How rich are we talking?
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>>52958972
You forgot __Doug__
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>>52959138
I'm not going to touch on the first half of this but wouldn't it be better being the best across as many ranges as possible?
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>>52959138
I'll pray for you, anon. Pray you stop being a faggot.
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>>52959066
Aw, that's terrible! No one could fill the gap?
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>>52959148

So rich the Prophets of Kalistrade come to HIM for financial advice.
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>>52959154
FUCK.

I have failed.
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>>52958972
Possible combinations...

>Rory as Rory
>CaptainSlow as Casimir
>Sleep as Rubio

Essentially the "blond, brunette, redhead" of a memeparty. Casimir is the fatherly, experienced figure, Rubio is the aspiring knightly man, and Rory is the brute.

>DHB
>2Hu
>Vult

Maximum autism, minimum effort

and...

>Ceri
>Cent
>SEagle

I don't know what would happen but this sounds like an amusing combination
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>>52959160
It's too gamey at high levels because people will start complaining you make combats meaningless, whereas for early levels you are just "strong".

I want to be the main combatant, not ruin the combat for others.
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>>52959168
I accept! Magic can turn an ugly man handsome far more easily than turning a poor man rich!
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>>52959165

Nope, it was a game that lasted for a year-and-a-half, it was my first foray into voiced campaigns, first game in Roll20, even my first game where I gave a damn about the other players.

All those casual Friday nights we spent playing CAH when we didn't have a session... All those moments, lost in time, like tears in the rain.
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>>52959189

Why is your character so shameless?
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>>52958972
What's Cent done?

I know he's in discord but I didn't know he was memed.
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>>52958990
Am i supposed to know any of the names of the iconics?
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Time for a reminder that /pfg/ celeb posters are degenerate assholes.
https://www.f-list.net/c/kyras%20czarny/
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>>52959269

Kinda? I recognize most of them.
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>>52959224
The same reason yours wants to commit ethnic cleansing.
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>>52959176
>Rubio is the big meme now

I like this development
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>>52959270

I'm going to be honest here, it's really, really silly to have "Tight Fit" as one of your Favs when your dick's as thick as a coke can and long as a coke bottle.
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>>52959270
>Yes: Small Dom/Big Sub
>Fave: Older Women, A Tight Fit

So the memes were true.
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>>52959319
>2d10
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>>52959306
I'm not who you think I am, just a simple memester who apparently made a lucky guess.
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>>52959269
Not really, though at least most people know the names of the Core ones.
If you want info on the iconics, their entries are here:
http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/tags/iconics/meetTheIconics
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>>52959306
God, if that actually starts up I think I might just drop out.
I wanted adventure, not /pol/ memes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0GKGpObgPY
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>>52959359
Context?
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>>52959387
Let's see, Blingmaker just wrapped up its applications, PLD just opened up a slot for a new player, and Dragons 1 and 2 have both had sessions recently, so...could be any of them.
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>>52958990
>those hips
>those legs
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>>52959359
>>52959306
>TFW it dawns on you that another player isn't just joking when they make nazi jokes.
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>yfw you walk in on another falseflag operation meant to sow Discord
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>>52959420
>PLD just opened up a slot for a new player
Did it though?
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>>52959482
Really?
I'm witnessing...something. But it seems to have too many actual details to be a false-flag. Those are usually just "I know something you don't know lol".

This implies actual conversations that ended poorly.
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>>52959454
Kingdom Death is a gift unto mankind
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>>52959522
I'm unfamiliar, is it an artist?
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>>52959466
I have a feeling I know who these two are talking about...
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>Make elaborate preparation for a campaign
>Realize that I don't actually want to run a game
it was fun at least.
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>>52959548

It's a tabletop game made by people that have a distinct sexy Berserk Eclipse style.
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>>52959550
I do too but as far as I'm aware they never got into any games with /pfg/.
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>>52959548
Nope, a board game with delicious art. The should have a general here on /tg/ iirc.
Also recently got a Virtual Edition as well.
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>>52959513
If it's not a false-flag, then it's just twisting facts into big elaborate things that just aren't there.
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>>52959554

High-level gestalt ABP Lower Planes campaign?

>>52959548

Kingdom Death isn't afraid to remind people that women have breasts and hips, or men can be slender while remaining masculine.

More importantly, it's not drawn by WAR or the sexually repressed people at Bioware.
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>>52959576
Sorry if I was misleading and got you worried over something, my abortion wasn't related to /pfg/. Just a personal project.
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>>52959594
Ah, gotcha. I'm sorry to hear it didn't work out, but realizing it won't work out now is WAY, WAY better than realizing it won't work out when you're recruiting.
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Sooooo there's a dragon from Bestiary 6 with two heads, do we have background on that?
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>>52958795
>but i can't figure out what the plot is

I'm sure the GM has some nifty ideas but it's written as a horrible mush. Given the intro itself is confusing and can't paint a proper picture in the mind's eye, I doubt the game itself will be any better.

I *think* it's meant to be a modern setting using pathfinder rules and retro concepts are made new (like laser swords and such) in a world where dimensional reality fucked off and now there are blurred lines between worlds, but that's just a complete guess.
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>>52956843
Why would she ever want that?
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>>52959641
Are you here every day?
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>>52959661
Yeah, like, i'm interested and all but i have no idea where to start and given the low applications over 3 weeks and players dropping from similar, it's probably not my fault i can't figure something out

I just have next to nothing to work towards
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>>52959663
Maybe she wants to let go of her inhibitions so she'll have the courage to jump on the soulknife's dick.
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If I don't see one of these in ROaB I'll be very disappointed
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>>52959751
YOU SONNOVABITCH I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THBig Zam!
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>>52959663

Getting trashed with friends is incredibly fun if you don't make it a regular thing. Hell, it makes me wonder how characters from here or personal games would be like while super drunk.
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Alright, I can't play any more normal characters. I need ideas.

What's the weirdest character you've played? Tell me about it.
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>>52959785
Big crazy Orc Voodoo Witch Doctor by the name of Big Papa Shank-Gore
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>>52959683
Every night, actually. I fix people's phones for a living, which gives me a lot of free time to putz around on sites like 4chan.com/tg/pfg/ because who wants me to come to their house at 9 PM?
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>>52959785
An ancient robotic ascetic monk. Custom race (Imagine warforged from 3.5 but a much more constructed feel, with hardness and everything), but using the ascetic vow of poverty from 3.5
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I want to get beat up by a female barbarian
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>>52959834
I want you to come to my house at 9pm.

Or any time, really.
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>>52959785
>What's the weirdest character you've played? Tell me about it
I wish I could, I really do. However, the other party members made wierd characters, so for some reasons I feel autistically compelled to make a more down-to-earth character to balance things out.

HELP!
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>>52959785
I didn't play this, a friend did.

He was a tiger.

It couldn't talk. It thought and acted like a giant housecat until about level 4, when he put another point into Int. At which point it started acting like Hobbes. That was when we learned that it had Druid levels.

His mission was to eat his way up the food chain of the First World until he'd killed and eaten the fey enchantress that had killed his master back when he was an animal companion.
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>>52959861
>cracks knuckles
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>>52959877
Tell me about their weird characters, then.

Or tell me about a weird character you'd like to make.
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>>52959641
Just looked at them, they're Judge Dredd types that used to kill for the gods, but broke free and spend most of their time sleeping or talking to themselves until they find something new to ree about.
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>>52959881

That's pretty cute art.
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>>52959868
Sorry Anon, but my heart (and my high cholesterol) belongs to Wendy's-chan.

>>52959897
Interesting, though I wonder, were they born with two heads or did they just grow/magic one out of necessity?
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What kind of character/race/class/etc makes the best liars? I'd like to build a support one particularly proficient at extending rumours and doubt among enemy files while he/she is inside the enemy's castle.
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>>52959894
>Or tell me about a weird character you'd like to make.
Old man Gingerbread Witch/Brewkeeper that is essentially Willy Wonka

Ratfolk Titan Mauler who is a professional gladiator, and only keeps doing it because he's way in over his head and only got successfull in life through lieing out of his ass and bluffing like a mofo

A Kobold Eldritch Scion who fights with a tail-weapon and breakdancing, and likes to taunt his opponents with sick moves.

A Motherless Tiefling Oracle, complete with freaky chitinous mutations, who is a genki as fuck Oracle and worshipper of Desna, who likes to see people happy but keeps accidentally breaking stuff whenever she tries.

A young summoner who thinks his Eidolan is actually his Imaginary Friend come to help his save his childhood friend from illness by finding the really expensive cure, but in actuallity is in denial and has built of this adventurer mindset to try and cope with/deny the fact this his friend actually died when they were young.

A Goblin Crossblooded Fey/Rashasa Sorcerer, who wants to become filthy rich enough to always have really pretty clothes, and who's most precious possession is this well cared for feathered wig

>>52959952
>page 6
Ignore and let die
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>>52959773
I wish I could do it more often. I'm usually just getting trashed alone and talking to you guys.
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>>52959928
Created with them, it seems.
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>>52959270
He sounds fun!
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>>52960208
I'd say PM him, but that's never a good idea with /pfg/ players.
But you're going to do it anyway, aren't you?
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>>52960208
He's played by a really cool person, too. You'd have a lot of fun with him.
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>>52960197
Fascinating, perhaps I'll incorporate one into my session...
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>>52960318
They're CR 24 and created specifically to mess up divinities and the people that worship them. If I remember the level of your game right, this would have to be a very blatant setpiece or nonhostile NPC, because they'll mess shit up otherwise.

But, I'm not in your game, so it doesn't affect me. Go nuts!
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>>52960432
Trust me, I'm no stranger to taking mobs and powering them down to better face my PCs. I just really like the concept of this and was, in fact, thinking of how to incorporate such a thing into my session, mechanically speaking, albeit much further down the road. Perhaps I'll flavor my brother/sister duo as one of these, two siblings merged into one body, and very creepy to boot?

Now that I have an actual example to work with, it should be a piece of cake once 6 is fully released to screencap that page and start working.
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>>52960246
I'm pretty sure he's more than willing and able!
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>>52960623
It feels sooooo good to imagine that sad bastard reading this and refreshing Roll20 for the rest of the night~
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>>52960799
That's 2cruel anon!
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>>52960287
I fully intend to stick that sexy tail someplace exciting!
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>>52960842
He started a game called Overlewd and he got himself suckered by the most obvious honey pot in Pathfinder's history. Anybody that thirsty is worthy only of scorn.
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>>52961019
>he got himself suckered by the most obvious honey pot in Pathfinder's history.

What does this even refer to?
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>>52961068
If I remember Archer right, a honey pot is a trap where you seduce an enemy agent. Basically what James Bond does for a living.

He's referring to Shayliss.
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>>52961098
Oh, I knew what honey pot meant, I just didn't understand the applicability to the context. I had forgotten about her.
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