Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

First for nu-marines

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I like Black Templars
Why does it feel like Marines need so many damn transports?

>>52835725
>second for don't hype unless you expect disappointment

>>52835725

>Vote if you are hype for 8th Ed or not?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12801571/r

8th edition leak
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B4wN-6BdRhC5UThhU255VE9WMzA

So did I fuck up by buying a 7th edition rule book just now?

>>52835725
>>52835711
>Bigger models to paint easier
>dumbed down rules
>it's AoSigmarification
Expect ultramarines vs bloodiers of the bloodsecators Marines, 49k might as well be dead now
>hurr Durr grognard getting mad
If you legitimately expect a well balanced game with a good system then you're either delusional or live 5-7 years on the future were they realised they fucked up again for rushing a mass reboot

Welp fucking Dark Angels up the ass
"Grenade Launchers: May be Replaced by Plasma Talons for 17 pts."

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Possible new symbols on the left for the new marines gully boy is making on Mars?

>>52835881
Lmao one Luddite sticking with 7th so far

>>52835895
>he thinks anyone believes this
I remember the fake 6e leak too.

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The art on the community page of the new site is cute.

Thank god for the new edition. The state of balance in 7th was somewhere between Terrible and Non-existent, and the rule bloat was fucking legendary.

>>52836031
Love how the IG is just staring admiring at the SM.

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>>52836055
The new site has a bunch of cute little art.

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>>52836073

Any leaked info on actual release date? Or still Soon™

>>52836055
It's not admiring. He's pointing the tank barrel at the Marine. He's playfully trying to shoot him, but the Marine noticed, so he's uncomfortable that he got spotted.

>>52836160
Aw now it's not as cute, didn't even notice that

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NuMarine picture from before confirmed legit

>>52836076
>BROWN MONKEIGH GO HOME

>>52835923
Its on the cover dumbass, its guillimarines versus nurgle

>>52836209
Those look like stormcast legs/

IMPERIUM
CHAOS
XENOS

CHOOSE YOUR ALLEGIANCE

I like the concept of megaFactions, but I think the Xenos Faction is shoddily handled. Instead I think it should be one Eldar faction, one "Destruction" Faction led by Orks (that should be expanded upon a LOT more, Orks are probably my favorite "Badguys" race and super iconic for the universe). The third faction imho should be a fluff development. Necrons want to start retaking the Galaxy, but notice they can't build pylons anymore because to empower them you needs souls (tough luck) so they ally with the Tau in a mutually beneficial junior-senior partner relationship because Tau Prime got raided by Demons and they're fucking sick of this Chaos Bullshit. So now Tau become some sort of client race of the Necrons who are at their foremost assaults to put up Tech to mess with the Warp. Fourth Alliance should be Nids, Genestealers with expanded Cultists list to include infected Tau and Zoats.

>>52835986
You haven't seen nor try 8th edition.
That's some serious bigotry.

>>52836354
Should have been:

Imperium
Chaos
Aeldari
Orks
Tau
Necrons
Tyranids

>>52836365
He hasn't*

I have moved to London (leaving my armies overseas) and I've found out that my new co-workers play 40k (still at 500-700 points) and now I don't know if it's cheaper to send my army here or just get into a start collecting box that I could later use with my army (so the best options would be demons, taking into account allies and demonology, but there is always a specific god unit I dislike in the boxes). I play CSM btw. What do you think, /tg/ ? Any idea?

>>52836354
You're making a lot of assumptions there anon.

It could just be that they're codifying the fact that the game's factions loosely fall into "Imperium, Chaos, and Xenos", without necessarily implying any allegiance within those factions.

>>52836354
>rigid 3 faction system
I'm not seeing this anywhere. Links?

>>52836354
I don't think that the mega factions really work like the ones of AoS do.
They are just the overall rough groupings of the different factions.

>>52836354
>Instead I think all the alien races should be expanded a lot more all at once
that's a wonderful dream, I guess, but not exactly feasible and ultimately wasted effort

>>52836031
>An Ork
>Thinking
Uuuuuuuhhh....

>>52835725

>8th ed FAQS

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/04/22/the-new-edition-of-warhammer-40000-your-questions-answered/

Wait, I'm confused. Is GW the good guys now?

>>52836437
Orks can think.
It is just the quality of their thoughts is not necessarily that great.

>>52836374
Tau and Necrons both are kinda isolated factions though. Making them into an alliance emphasizes the Tech theme, gives Tau a more grounded role in the Universe, and gives a broader faction. They're already linked by being innovative and antio-warp.

>>52836396
>>52836400
That's probably true, but I actually think Megafactions in the AoS style are no bad idea because
a) it makes ally rules a lot simpler
b) it's thematically somewhat appropriate and makes it easier to give "race" specific special rules to factions, which is definitely a development that has been happening
c) having a seperate codex for every marine chapter is dumb and megafactions would be one step closer to folding them all back together.
d) Imperial, Eldar and Chaos all use the same stuff respectively anyway. not need to over-complicate things by splitting it into armies.

>>52836455

kek, read the faq

>Come on we are New GamesWorkshop...

>>52836388

I have to imagine it'd be cheaper to just send a small secure box from home to L O N D O N than to make a new army. But if you've wanted to do a new army I'd go ahead and do that.

What job?

>>52836469
No, fuck off, that wouldn't fucking work in 40k without scrapping out tons of shit that is unique to various factions.

Hell, it doesn't fucking work in AOS either, and is super fucking convoluted, but at least AOS avoids the problem of having few giga factions with tons of different subfactions, and a bunch of "superfactions" that actually consists of a single faction, like that shit would end up in 40k.

You'd get Chaos and Imperium as the mega factions with half a dozen subfactions each, Eldar as a sort of mediocre faction with 4 subfactions, and the rest of the xenos would have to be their own groups, because NONE OF THEM make any fucking sense working alongside let alone being allied with one another.

>>52835725

So I went on the new 8th edition website and they have grouped all the factions into Imperial, Chaos and Xenos. I'm getting a little nervous guys.

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What did GW mean by this?

>>52836545
BLACKED

>>52836505
>without scrapping out tons of shit that is unique to various factions
What? No single idea required scrapping of anything.

>nd the rest of the xenos would have to be their own groups, because NONE OF THEM make any fucking sense working alongside let alone being allied with one another.
do you have problems with text comprehension?

>>52836473
>>52836545
I have to say though, the mere fact that they put that question in there seems to be a recognition of their terrible reputation. And as a company you wouldn't want to draw attention to a thing like that unless you're trying to change it.

>>52836558
Yes it fucking would.
Also, first off, your statement of "Chaos, Imperium, and Eldar all use the same stuff respectively" is blatantly untrue, especially in the case of the Eldar.
Before the retarded Ynnari shit, the Dark Eldar and Craftworld Eldar shared basically nothing. Harlequins had some Deldar and CWE stuff and were kind of a bridge between the two.

>>52836545
I'm surprised they keep pushing stuff like this. Like a girl and black guy playing. That never happens. I've played for 5 years straight and I have seen a total of 2 black guys playing and I live near a city with lots of black people. I've also only seen maybe 12 girls total, only a few who actually played. Most just paint or are the girlfriends of people who play.

>>52836031
>>52836073
>>52836076
>tumblr art
>>52836545
>white girl, black dude

More like "Nu Goyim Cuckshop."

>>52836582
After that petition that got several thousand signers they'd need to be purposefully ignorant to be unaware of their garbage reputation.

>>52836545
Are they sitting on the floor?
Or is the table 1,50m high?
Who even does that?

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So if TS and DG are going to be their own "factions" are we going to see all the Legions get that kind of treatment? Is Geedubs just going to go nuts and give everyone and their grandmother special rules? I hope they do

>>52836588
>Yes it fucking would.
How? You could literally implement that shit RIGHT now by grouping the codices you fucktard.

>Also, first off, your statement of "Chaos, Imperium, and Eldar all use the same stuff respectively" is blatantly untrue, especially in the case of the Eldar.
>what are ynnari

>Before the retarded Ynnari shit
Get with the times

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>>52836209

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>>52836651
Ynnari bs makes both the CWE and DE less unique by the virtue of it's existence. It was a fucking mistake.

>>52836651
I disagree with him but Ynnari are pretty fucking dumb, not only are they by far the most broken faction, but the Deldar and the Celdar don't really have much in common.

>>52835906

The very day they announced 8th edition?

Yes, anon. Yes.

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>>52836678
>>52836683
>not much in common
>literally the same race

>>52835906
You managed to fuck up harder than me who ordered a 7th ed rulebook 1 week ago from the GW webstore with it arriving 2 days ago

>>52836698
>CSM
>SM
>literally the same race
>still listed as different factions
Really makes you think huh?

>>52836698
In terms of units and weapons you utter fucking dipshit.

>>52836031
>>52836073
>>52836076

No it's not. It's obnoxious as fuck and needs to stay on deviantart.

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>>52836638
>mfw Emperor's Children get their own stuff
>Joybound and Dark Apothecaries as an HQ
>Duellists
>Kakophonii
>Sonic Dreadnoughts and Sonic Terminators to support

>>52836723
What we need is Renegade Space Marines, which aren't loyalists, but not Chaos traitors either. They just operate outside the two and sometimes with either of the two.

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>>52836209

>>52836776
So Cypher: the faction then?

>>52836788
>>52836209
Looks great. True Scale fags will be happy, I guess.

>>52836638
I suspect it will get different updates for the main chaos legions who are dedicated to a single god.

>The new edition will have the core rules FOR FREE

ABSOLUTE MADMEN

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/04/22/the-new-edition-of-warhammer-40000-your-questions-answered/

>>52836853
>yes goy the new rules are for free just don't mind the BLACKED stock photos

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>>52836618
(you)

>>52836031
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>>52836076
this is making me want to puke

it looks like something out of a webcomic for vegans.

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>>52836469
>Necrons
>isolated

Is this fucking shitposting?

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>>52836876

>>52836906
thematically. they don't really have overt links to other races.

It's the first time I see a change of edition (started playing mid 7th). I was just about to start an IG army. Should I buy the start collecting box, or do I wait? I have no clue

>>52836931
Buy whatever models you want, just don't buy any codices because literally every single fucking one including all the supplements are now obsolete.

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>>52836469
>I actually think Megafactions in the AoS style are no bad idea
>it's thematically somewhat appropriate

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>>52836910
Still pretty happy with the news, so far. As long as they don't fuck the canon hard AOS style (and it seems that they won't), this will probably be a good change.

>>52836931
competitive players will be annoyed because they'll have to buy the new op models, but if you just want to play buy whatever you want.

>>52836928
The Silent King is pushing his people to ally with other races again the Tyranids. See (Shield of Baal & Baal's Darkest Hour).

Yvarine is pushing the Eldar into setting aside their differences with the Necrons and forming an alliance.

The necrons have never been connected with the other races as they are now. plus the Necrons have more in common with the Eldar than differences. They make a perfect couple.

>>52836478
It should be, but with such small armies I can get 500 points for 38 pounds in a start collecting, maybe throw a hellbrute+cultists to reach 700 which are also really cheap.

Don't really see how the job is related but vidya tester.

>>52836940
>>52836975
Thanks a ot folks. Guard it is then

>>52835725
>not Why should I trust you edition
missed opportunity op

>>52835960
I'd say either some DA successor or Iron Hands due to the mechanicus references

>>52836614

They want to expand their market appeal, shame on them.

>>52837017
Don't fucking kid yourself, the lore of 40k doesn't appeal to anyone other than white (occasionally asian) male nerd virgins.

>>52836951
>don't fuck the canon hard
This is the only thing that's worrying me right now. I'm most concerned about AoS megafactions needing some kind of lore rework to make them make sense, so I really hope they don't happen at all.

My inclination is that they will not do the megafactions because in the recent video about what they want from 8th they mentioned rewarding players who play a single codex rip. That implies, in my mind, that they got tired of seeing superfriends/tauxeldar/whathaveyou, and megafactions would only make that more common, rather than less.

>>52836621

And which petition is that then, anon?

GW as it is now is following a steady trend since Roundtree took over. Funny how putting a marketing guy in charge lead to extremely marketable business decisions.

>>52836545
oddly the Open play picture is closer to what I expect/have seen

>>52837052
https://www.change.org/p/games-workshop-limited-refocus-your-business-model-on-the-sale-of-a-game-and-support-of-a-gaming-community-vice-the-pure-sale-of-collectible-miniatures
This one

>>52836951
>As long as they don't fuck the canon hard AOS style

Name ONE THING. A single thing that Gathering Storm raped about the lore. You can't.

The setting is the same as it always was. Not even a single major character died. This fucking sucks. Setting shake up my ass.

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How's this look for a Kill Team, probably vs Death Guard?

PC has fnp.
Hi Bolter is sniper
Plasmagun preferred.

Tried a low model Scion is last time and he just tied my weapons up in cc with raptors turn 2 then cracked my Chimera to death. Trying to do the same to him with basic Guardsmen.

>>52836031
>>52836073
>>52836076
I like it. It's very charming.

>people treating fake leaks as though they were real, when the same thing happened for 5th, 5th, and 7th edition
You all are on the eternal ruse cruise, aren't you?

>>52836750
>>52836890
So exactly -Why- don't you like it?

>>52837136
It would be charming if it came from a fan, but it's commissioned artwork, it's about as charming as a happy meal toy.

>>52837105
But anon said he was happy things weren't going tits up like in AoS...

Also, no more Cadia, Primarchs are back, new Eldar god and faction... That's something new in terms of the setting.

Can an apothecary really not take a power sword? Lame

>>52837153
>fake leaks
>literally an official post made on the warhammer-community site
>fake leaks

>>52836890
It seems innocent enough? Why don't you like it?

>>52837155
just read the posts you answered to.

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>>52837174

>>52837174

>>52837153 is talking about >>52835895 , which is not official.

>all this tumblr art defense force shilling
Jesus.

>>52837185
Those are very poor explanations and you know it.

>>52837155
He probably doesn't get that they were commissioned for MARKETING purposes.

>>52837209
The fuck?
There is literally just one guy spamming all threads where any of this new art from the new site has been posted, with how horrible the new art is.

>>52837165
>But anon said he was happy things weren't going tits up like in AoS...

He is implying that there is a room to rape the setting in the same manner as WHFB. There isn't.

They just added new stuff that completely fit the setting. Things that happen been hinted and foreshadowed for a decade.

I mean FUCK things would have been really interesting in they actually blew up the setting. Anything better than this new status quo that we
will stagnant in for the next 30 FUCKING years. I can literally guess where this narrative is going. This is how boring all of this is.

>>52837179
>innocent enough
fuck no, it looks like something engineered specifically to look inoffensive in order to bring in new customers. The appeal of GW's products is that they look edgy. Why the fuck would you like this?

Cute 40k fanart is only cute because it's somewhat transgressive of GW's normal approach of their own IPs, if the transgression comes from GW (and not for humor so much as for marketing purposes), and takes off the edge on top of that, then it's no longer funny, it's just sad. It's right up there with Mat Ward's waistcoat.

>>52837238
It does look like shit though. It looks like something out of a Tumblr webcomic.

>>52837209
eh I don't mind it, the only one I don't like is the 3rd one

>>52837209
it's just a comic man, why hate on it out loud considering how little impact it has on you and 40k in general.

>>52837238
The new art is adorable as fuck and that rustles the sort of "grrrr everything must be grim and death metal at all times, especially in the jovial marketing material!" grognard complaining

While I like the art and can understand dislike of the art, what I don't get is why some people (or maybe literally one guy as >>52837238 has said) are getting so assblasted about it. What about those silly little pictures do you find so offensive you have to have a tantrum about it on a Mongolian quilt weaving forum?

>>52837231
You probably don't get that it's exactly why they're disgusting in their attempt to imitate fanart.

>people bitching about artists having badwrongfun
Why don't you salty grognards go commission for GW? No? Fuck off with your irrelevant opinions, then.

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>>52837265
>their art isn't edgy enough
haha oh my god you're being serious.

>>52837279
I'm not the main guy complaining about it, I'm just pointing out that both sides are being stupid about it especially the ones trying to defend it.

>ctrl + f "grognard"
>same meaningless insult pops up 3 times

See what I mean?

>>52837256
>There isn't.

Well, End Times didn't end with Sigmar's Golden Angels of Death, world split into floating islands in the ether, steampunk skypirates, etc. The storm is just gathering. What sort of a shitstorm it turns into, we don't know yet.

>>52837279
Why shut up about it? Complaining is no skin off my back.

And no, it's not just a comic, it's a PR campaign. If it were just a comic it'd be easy to ignore.

>>52837282
>"grrrr everything must be grim and death metal at all times, especially in the jovial marketing material!"
Are you honestly trying to imply that this is anything other than the absolute truth?
Or are you just being ironically contrarian for the sake of it?

>>52836055
I think he's trying to think of a polite way to tell him to thin his paints.

>>52837179
I don't hate it, but I don't like it either.
The ork is fine, but I really dislike the human noses and eyes. The hands are also way too cartoonish for me. Things can be cute and simplified while still retaining elegance, which these are really lacking in my opinion.
Overall it just reminds me of the water color illustrations in school books and/or newspapers. Kind of cute, sure, but not really appealing.

>>52837295
Yeah I am. If you're into the hobby for any reason other than the edginess of their IPs you're wasting your time.

>>52837324
>implying the Storm will ever stop gathering

We are stuck, anon. Stuck!

>>52837295
I'm curious, do you actually like warhammer or are you just here to shitpost? The tagline is literally "In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war".

>>52837344
I just want Vulkan back, is that too much to ask?

>>52837335
You've got it backwards, it's TOO elegant, not grotesque enough.
GW's cute/funny artwork has always involved grotesque shit like goblins and other freaky characters. It fits their tone.

"elegant" doesn't.

>>52837344
>The Gathering Storm
>The Gathered Storm
>The Dissipating Storm
>The Storm Gathers Again

>>52837376
>a mild tropical depression approaches the shore, be advised

>>52836031
>>52836073
>>52836076
>tumblr shit

and I'm out

>>52837344
At this point is has to go on. You can't bring primarchs into the game 2 minutes to midnight and then just leave it at that.

Ah, who am I kidding, that's exactly what they'll do. At this point I'd be fine with making it "the grimderp of the 42nd millennium."

>>52837359
The tone of the setting has no bearing on the community interaction though. This is for the community page right? This is representing when you're just having a good time with the lads.

>>52837256
Why is there anything wrong with maintaining the status quo? I want a setting, not a story.,

>>52837393
>10 years later
>it is 11th edition
>those death guard models still haven't come out yet
>stuck with rowboat girlyman leading the forces of the imperium to glorious victory while the eldar who sound like a type of japanese sushi are busy doing jack shit with their overpowered special rules

I wonder what New Games Workshop meant by this?

>>52837394
Yeah but no
it uses characters from their IPs.
"the lads" aren't cutesy space marines.

>>52836890
it is webcomic art
http://eagleordinary.smackjeeves.com

>>52837440
AoS is a setting AND a story. 40K can be like this too.

>>52837488
It took me a good 20 seconds to realize this was supposed to depict Imperial Guardsmen.

What the fuck?

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>>52837488
jesus fucking christ

>>52837510
yeah, 40k can suck extra ass too

>>52837527
Eagle Ordinary rocks. Go climb a wall of dicks.

>>52837568
No, it sucks. When you take the concept of cutesy 40k seriously enough to make a whole webcomic out of it, you deserve to get kicked in the shins by every person you meet.

Also his art reeks of bara fetishism.

>>52837568
Please stop. My eyes have been violated enough today.

>>52837604
>I am a thought controlling Marxist

>>52837568
>http://eagleordinary.smackjeeves.com/comics/2391631/interlude-book-preview/
>that commissar with long emo edgelord hair
>"Eagle Ordinary rocks"
What, are the dicks supplied from your personal dragon dildo collection?

>>52837511
i think you're bad at reading context and couldn't be bothered to click on the about button

>>52837616
I fucking wish I could control people's thoughts, then maybe we wouldn't see ugly shit like his webcomic where everything looks like it's made of marshmallows, greasy sausages and soap bars.

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>>52837488
>commissar "i'll never be as cool as the lord commissar"
>motherfrakker
>just as planned

NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE

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which is the best chapter and why are this gentlemen

>>52837393
You can absolutely do that, just like they did the last 30 years. Guiliman is on Terra, doing his super secret sciency stuff with Cawl, the Eye of Terror is expanding and Abaddon on his way, Eldar have a new faction and maybe we get some updates for other factions too. And then you could just leave it at that.

Unless you're a faggot who cries about muh storyline advancing.

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FUCK ME, I JUST BOUGHT THE MECHANICUS RULES AND THE ANOUNCE 8TH,
Well anyways what do you people think what new stuff will come out for based Admech

>>52837631
I thought it was just shitty generic webcomic art. I didn't realize it was supposed to be fucking 40k until I saw the lasgun barrel.

That's how bad this fucking art is. 40k is suposed to be instantly distinctive. How the fuck do you manage to fuck it up so much that it looks so fucking wrong?

>>52837510
I dislike it because the idea of an overall narrative overshadows the idea of it being a place where you tell your own stories. It's really the specific idea that there's a central "current" story that bothers me. Especially with 10,000 years of history they could be filling instead.

>>52837676
>skull
>IN PROFILE

That's not the imperium I know and love. This chapter must be investigated for heresy forthwith.

>>52837676
Salamanders secretly I like space wolves most but I always say salamanders because then I won't get crucified

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>>52837604
>bara fetishism
I don't see the problem

>>52836788
>>52836209
REEEEEEEEEEE TRUESCALE IS RETARDED WHEN IT MAKES MARINES LOOK 10' TALL IN COMPARISON TO REGULAR HUMANS REEEEEEEEEEE

also i dont want to replace my dudes

>>52837711
SW are fine, they get a terrible reputation, but still are a cool chapter character wise

Salamanders are top tier tho

>>52837630
No seriously, look at this unfunny fucking shit.
http://eagleordinary.smackjeeves.com/comics/2413427/interlude-adepticon-booklets/
>all those 1d4ddit meme references
I don't understand how anyone with any level of self-respect at all could possible enjoy this,

>>52837689
>you can totally cram everything into 999.M41
>unless you cry about muh storyline advancing

wut?

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anon why do you ask questions you already know?

pic related

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>>52837676
pre wulfen nonsense space wolves

>>52837714
I would actually kinda be fine with numarines if it means that their fluff doesn't change but they get a more unified and "tactical" look ala the Horus Heresy.

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ok /tg/ i made you a thing .. enjoy

>>52837676

oops, this was for you >>52837779

>>52837105
For decades Chaos needed Cadia to invade the Imperium.

Now it is lol we never need it we are planning to expand the eye all along! [Insert cartoon evil laugh]

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>>52837692
because art changes, most of the 40k art put out these days is clean. the major factor is because they're out sourcing and moving away from the Blanche influence. i'm sure they could find a couple dozen people doing gritty art but it's not hot and popping fresh for the kids

also this is stuff on the warhammer community, not on the cover of books and more prominent media. when it's on the cover of books then you really have to worry

>>52837789
>GW have been improving over the past 2 years
>40k grognards are getting hyper salty.

I'm half expecting a glorious split and we lose all the annoying cunts to a past edition.

>>52837772
>Setting moves from 2 minutes to midnight on to 1 minute to midnight
Hope this clarifies it. And just because all that stuff happens, doesn't mean you can't just freeze time the second Guiliman appears on Terra and does his stuff. Move forward in the timeline just for Gathering Storm to happen, and then leave it at that.

>>52837789
Ascendant kek

>>52837816
reminds me of how whineseer died and do you know who went back to it when it came back up?

Only the whiny beta debby downers screaming louder than ever that GW was a dying company.

It's almost as if their bitter hatred of GW is the only thing left sustaining their meaningless pathetic lives.

So, "Sisters of Silence" are listed as a faction in the Imperium category. Thought everyone should know that if it hasn't been brought up.

>>52837816
THE GROGNARD HERESY

>>52837789
It did come off as a kind of self aware joke.

It's hard to tell from text.

>>52837862
They've been their own faction since they were reintroduced into the game, I don't see why this is noteworthy.

>>52837820
Like I said, just move into M42, at this point this is just getting ridiculous.

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>>52837850
>It's almost as if their bitter hatred of GW is the only thing left sustaining their meaningless pathetic lives.
Well...

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>>52837568
I mean, I can't comment on the story or the like, but I really dislike the art. The characters constantly grimacing isn't funny, it just looks goofy as hell. Either abstract even more, or tone down the exaggeration.


Pic related, these are just some faces from two pages.

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>>52837789
That's exactly what I imagined reading the FAQ. Good work anon.

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>Been in the hobbey for a couple of months
>Bought my armies codex, rules, tons of figures, nearly all the HQ (bar 1) for my army
>Easily about £1000 since I found it so fun
>Got to throw them all away for 8th edition

Fuck sake. So are all my models now useless? They are Dark Angels but if we are getting new marines these ones will be phased out right? Dont mind if its just a new rule book and a different codex

>>52837928
grumpy old men

>>52837927
anime faces sale, gotta get that money and web traffic

>>52837796
I like the UM characters, I despise the legion/chapter
the opposite of Iron warriors really sans Dantioch

>go to new 40k site
>click chaos faction
>CSM, Daemons, Death guard, Thousand Sons

Ok, that's pretty whatever. Makes sense I guess. Except then, I went to the imperium side.

>LSM
>Knights
>Bangles
>Dangles
>Yiffs
>GKnights
>Deathwatch
>Guard
>Sisters
>Custodes
>Silent Sisters
>Admech
>Imperial Agents

The favoritism is real

Time to sell Codexes right?

>>52837935
I believe only the codices and expansions are obsolete. The models are still usable but you won't be getting those cool new truescale legs with those cool new sculpts.

>>52837690
I feel like in the spirit of simplification some of the myriad special rules will be cut out. Like instead of the custom servitor rule for Kataphron Destroyers that gives them effectively Relentless they will just have Relentless, or perhaps Slow and Purposeful. Skitarii might keep their Dunestrider rule or they might just get Fleet. Less moving parts, more standardization of special rules.

>>52837935
Read the thread, fagotronic.

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>>52837935

The only thing you'll be throwing away is the codex and rulebook, everything else is fine

How about you try reading the announcement before posting?

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>>52837789

>>52837952
>KDK

Khorne's Death Kills?

>>52837816
Nah I expect the majority of people will at least give the new edition a decent chance. I mean people also play 7th edition at the moment, and that's generally regarded as one of the worsed version of 40k.

Let's be real, the loudest complainers about how 40k is shit and nobody should give it any attention and that GW is dieing always seem to be those who stopped playing years ago.

Those that are critical of 40k but still play usually list what houserules and modifications they use to still enjoy playing.

>>52837968
Who would buy them if they're about to become obsolete?

>>52837935
Did you read the FAQ? They're not gonna burn your models and books, and if you honestly think they would ever squat Space Marines...dunno, maybe you should think about this again. In fact, no faction will be canned. Maybe they even learned from the debacle that was AoS at the start.
https://warhammer40000.gw-hub.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2017/04/New-Edition-of-40K-FAQ.pdf

>>52837989
Khorne Daemonkin

>>52837996
Idiots who haven't heard yet.

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>>52837987
I'd laugh, but the reality is too true.

>>52838005
Oh, right. That still a thing?

>>52837977
GW has long been doing that with anything from Forgeworld, tho, especially when FW made certain rules expressly to prevent abuse (like cataphratii giving relentless to a squad that normally would not have it in any fashion).

>>52837987
>finecast
The only part of this that's inaccurate since GW have already mostly phased out that resin garbage.

The rest of it however is too fucking real.

Just now gonna brush my miniatures after trying to strip them with oven cleaner, anyone interested in result?

>>52837952
i told you when KDK came out it was gonna die a fast death and be overlooked. i warned you about that codex bro. that tiny buff to daemons/marines didn't help much and then world eaters came out

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Different colored feet/ green stuff fags btfo

>>52837952
don't be.

They'll do a lazy world eaters release in the next 12 months or so. they just need a berzerkers and a terminator set. Maybe another character.

>>52838029
Hit it.

>>52837967
Welcome to 40k since ... forever ? Are you new maybe ?
Imperial armies have always had more support than most of the others. Though with proper plastic Thousand Sons and now Death Guard on the way that seems to be changing.

>>52837999
>>52837983
>>52837981
>>52837973
But they basically are right. Using normal old Space Marines with the new models will just look wrong. Or having a company master who is half an inch smaller than his troops and has a completly different design just wont be right. Also we have no idea what is going to happen to Terminators.

>>52838051
When ever has tournament viability mattered to how GW treats factions?
>>52838059
Khorne 'zerkers and 'zerker terminators sound pretty fun though.

>>52838075
They might be a new minifaction like Deathwatch or just a specialist unit?

>>52838075
Or maybe, you know, those larger marines are something different than the already existing marines. Which is what is hinted at with Gathering Storm.

I'd at least wait a little while before burning all your marine models in a fit of rage.

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>>52838051
silly me, i forgot how the totally fluffy lists topped the charts. it wasn't like flesh hounds and bikers weren't already great then you add in sorcerors. not like it wasn't a fast book to promote the new bloodthrister model and throw some scraps to 40k

I just realized
>There will be numarines
>Chaos still gets to go with the ancient squatting tactical squad
Kek

>>52837804
Lets see when was 5th ED released? 12 years ago? Then you are 12 years later. Cadia wasn't needed started there. Fucking newfag!

>>52838099
>>52838107
True actually. Sorry, just worried that after only just joining the hobby and spending shitloads it was all about to go down the drain.

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>>52838059
>WE update
>everything is a berzerker
>berzerker troops
>berzerker terminators
>berzerker dreadnoughts
>berzerker bikers
>berzerker berzerkers
>mark of khorne still isn't free or just baked into the model

>>52837109
Help, Guardbros? I'm leaving in 40

>>52838145
>>berzerker berzerkers

kek.

>>52838120
New marines.
>>52838050
>>52836788
>>52836209

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>>52838069
After 4 hours I manages to get rid of 1 layer of paints, actually A LOT of paint on these (bought on swedish ebay site) Gonna try letting them sit for another 12 now and see

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>>52838145
>using points
>not just FORGING THE NARRATIVE

Matched play is clearly for children, anon.

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>>52838075
Probably the same thing that happened with all the other miniatures over the years. They changed sizes all the time.
Posture is also important. Maybe they just release upright standing Marines, not just squatting ones. The new Thousand Sons models are like that, IIRC.

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>>52838184
Holy shit, that's like 3-5 different chapters worth of paint on those.

>>52838184
Use industrial acid and use them as the first model of your new Death Guard army.

>>52838075
>>52838107
actually you know what, you're right. They will definitly invalidate your entire army because that's what happens every single edition change.

so you should cut your loses, sell your army on ebay right now for cheap and get some of your money back so you can go buy some vidya and shits

>>52838195
The first metal marine sizes were just all over the place. I have a squad of the old metal Legion of the Damned, and some of those models are a head taller or smaller than the rest.

>>52838190
No, matched play is obviously for superior beautiful bright POC and stronk womyn.

Better than all you beta cis white males.

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>>52838201
Well I guess I'm just lucky then. I play Thousand Sons, and my army is still exactly the same as it was in 4th edition. The only thing that changed are the psychic powers.

Guess that's the bright side of flamer rubricae being as shit as they are.

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>>52838082
>'zerker terminators

>>52838199
Bought them to try out different methods :P

1st method- Lighter Fluid, took off minimal paint
2nd method- Dish soap, didn't do shit
3rd method- Oven cleaner, Actually starting to do shit.

4th will be chlorine dilluted in 9 parts water 1 part chlorine.
5th will be a cleaning agent I have in my restaurant

>>52837393
We Warhammer 41k now

>>52838145
>Zerker apotecharies
>They just stab wounded battle-brothers repeatedly until they die

>>52838172
I can bet they are going to introduce femmarines too

>>52838332
I'd actually love it if berzerkers dual wielded chain axes. The axe/pistol combo is so boring and doesn't feel berzerk at all.

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so lord eidolon is a cool dude from the heresy and it says he survived what could I do to convert a chaos lord up to make him look like a corrupted eidolon years later

>>52838358
I hope they don't actually ruin the lore just to cater to fucking sjw.

The reason I love the W40k universe is because it's so horrible, everything is based in logic and biological extremes, even if it's Scifi

>>52838370
cut off the head and glue it back on poorly

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>>52838330
>stab him with a syringe until he lives again
This might actually work, you know.

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>>52838190
I wonder if someone inverted pictures for Open and Matched play.

I mean : you can clearly see, in those guys eyes, the secret desire to shove a bunch of dices through the opponent's throat while stabbing it with a measuring stick.

>>52838330
>"Why are you chopping off his limbs ?!"
>"That way his legs won't be bleeding anymore, stupid"

>>52838395
If anything, it's harder to hit while dual-wielding.

So how will army building work without a codex? Cant really list them all in the rule book. I cant figure out how they're going to do it.

>>52838370
Eidolon is dead, he's the first victim of Lucius' body stealing. He doesn't live past the siege of Terra.

>>52836031
Hey, they got the purple eyes on the Cadian right

>>52838421
Not when your dick's pumped fulla warp juices and daddy Khorne's undying rage.

>>52836031
REEEEEEEEE THE ELDAR SHOULD BE AS TALL AS THE SPACE MARINE

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>>52838381
>W40k
>everything is based in logic

>>52838426
They're releasing codexes, I'm pretty sure they said it in the FAQ.
Core rules will be free, getting rules for your armies will cost, I'm thinking.

>>52838381
The setting is actually very fair, everybody is fucked evenly.

SJW's just get upset in order to be able to have a temper tantrum without anybody calling them out on their bullshit, specially when there was nothing to be upset about in the first place.

That letter about fur on models being wrong was a good example. Tantrum about fake animal fur on little toy soldiers, but not even a single remark about skinned humans or human bodyparts used as personal decoration.

>>52837935
This has to be bait right?

>>52838470
>emperor's reddit speech device
Go back.

>>52838495
Only when using a properly sized parrying dagger and such, and in which case you'd've been better off with a shield.

>>52836073
>>52836076

This is fucking making me cringe.

>>52837785
Same. I would hate having to redo my armies, but the concept of marines+ is what pisses me off the most. That somehow the original space marines were just something the emperor had to settle with and wasn't even their final form.

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>>52838496
>hating on if the emperor had a text to speech device
I pity your shit taste.

>>52836750
Fuck you. Eagle Ordinary is awesome.

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>people bitching about wanting new marine sculpts for literally years
>new marine sculpts confirmed
>everyone suddenly asshurt as fuck about it

>>52837935
You dumb fuck. Before making a retarded over reacting post like this, go read the FAQ for 8th edition on the official website.

>>52838525
>stop calling out my use of reaction images from unfunny 1d4ddit humor, which is /tg/ dumbed down, dumbed down even further for normies
Please cease. You are the cancer killing 4chan.

>>52838561
>dude I just browsed 1d4ddit for like 5 minutes lmao
>dude le ultramarines joke on the first episode lmao
>dude low effort attempts to cash out on already shitty humor lmao

>>52838531
I mean they kinda are. Thunder Warriors were Space Marines+ but they turned out to be unstable, it proves you could make better Space Marines if you worked on it long enough.
And Custodes are Marines+ too.

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>>52836209

From this, admittedly poor image, I'm not a fan of them.

I hope they continue to sell the current MK. 7 box.

>>52838470
>Space marine can only be male
Males have high pain threshold, men can grow around 18-21% more muscle mass than women (naturally), men grow a bit taller than women, our brains are wired differently men can more easily trigger their fight or flight respone.

NOW add that to the w40k universe, it's only logical.

>>52838551
+1WS makes no sense.

>>52838574
People wanted new CSM sculpts.

>>52838588
I miss the old lore where Thunder Warriors were inferior prototype marines.

>>52838574
>Wildly jumping to conclusions with barely any information

It's all over man, we might as well torch everything right now :^)

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What did they mean by this?

>>52836209
so is this why the marines in dow3 have bambi legs

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>>52838574
Nah, all the people who got what they want are happy and all the people who never asked for this are butthurt.

Personally, I'm indifferent, since I play IG and CSM. So I'm just gonna sit here and watch how my armies get fucked.

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Cute

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>>52838574

>people want a new sculpt
>you guys are getting a new sculpt but they are also the creation of guilliman, the setting is going to focus on them moving forward and your normal marines are going to get less and less releases

okay you fucking idiot

>>52838627
"We want girls and negros to play our game so people think we're actually progressive and we can get more attention and money!"

Just waiting for them to give in on the PETA fur thing too

>>52838627

/pol/ was right... again.

>>52838615
>I miss the old lore where Thunder Warriors were inferior prototype marines.

Well new lore is just that they might have been larger and stronger, but indisciplined, unstable, and psychotic as fuck, and became riddled with tumors and shit towards the end of their lifespan.

I don't know about you, but that doesn't sound like better than marines to me.

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>>52838607
>women are all weak useless pixies who can't fight
>god I love being a super strong male with huge viking muscles and protecting the fairies we call women

you have a lot of testosterone today anon

>>52838630
>Personally, I'm indifferent, since I play IG and CSM. So I'm just gonna sit here and watch how my armies get fucked.

Haha I'm in the same boat as you, which legion/regiment you play?

>>52838588
but that means they just could have kept improving the space marine design during the great crusade as they picked up primarchs.

>>52836076
>>52836073
It's an interesting choice. They're definitely trying to appeal to a new and very different demographic.

>>52838644
>NuMarines will be the Siegmarines of 40k

I highly doubt it, GW already has Marines to sell. I suspect these are just gonna be a small elite faction/Ultras only special unit in Codex: Ultramarines.

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>>52838578
>here is anon in its natural habitat, chasing for the fabled "1d4ddit"

>>52838632

I wonder if the new Plague marines are going to be the same size as these numarines

>>52838670
I am a SoB sucker tho... Wanted to make SoB army until I saw their models

>>52838670
I mean, if we go by realistic standards, no woman has ever passed any military standard to join any branch, with the exception of the far, far lowered female standard that is retarded.

so whats in the new box?
death guard and. . .

>GW triggering all the alt-right snowflakes with a single image

God, I didn't know my nips could get so hard.

>>52838662
>implying a wiki that finds "troll" and "derp" funny isn't literally fucking reddit, if not 9gag, incarnate
>le laughing cheetah shitposter
Oh boy, I've been rused.

>>52838702
It's funny because 1d4ddit literally finds those stupid fucking rage comics funny.

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>>52837935
>So are all my models now useless
Anyone who says this is baiting.

>>52838711
yeah they are a badass army but metal models from like 10 years ago....no thanks

>>52838726

No white men allows fuckboi, can't you read?

Das right, we own 40K now.

>>52838615
>I miss the old lore where Thunder Warriors were inferior prototype marines.

How is the current fluff different from that? If the TWarriors were so great, why are they all dead?

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>>52836618
>>52836750
>>52836890
>>52837390
>All these triggered grognards

>>52838726
I somewhat want them to release FemMarines (other than SoB and SoS), just to see the stormniggers explode with rage over some tiny plastic toy soldiers.

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>>52838720

Jesus christ I wonder who it will be...

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>>52838726
That's because of low test.

>>52838672
My Dudes.

IG is a high-tech drop troops and CSM is a chapter that fell to Slaanesh.

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>>52838652
>mfw my ex played 40k demons
>mfw one of my female friends played dark elves in Fantasy, at least until AOS killed her motivation
>mfw I'm black

>>52838705
If they are then it would mean that the new marines are just a new sculpt and not marines 2.0, which would be a good thing. Marines have needed a re-scaling for a while now, loyalist and chaos.

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>>52838715
i've seen girls that could tear me and many others in half this seems like a I want all women to be weak children like entities thing that dude bros like to talk about while they kiss their muscles

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>>52838737
I mean... like just look at this

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God this feeling is great, seeing 40K turn to shit means I can finally stop at 7th.

The curse is lifted.

So do you think this new warhammer40000.com site is part of the $2 million dollars that kirby paid to his wife the "web designer" a couple years ago when the main site got an overhaul?

Or was this another 2 million?

>>52838800
No anon, being transnigger does not make you black, and your ex cutting his dick open and turning it inside out does not make him a girl.

>>52838723
It doesn't though. Dual wielding in the tradional sense requires a much shorter weapon than your primary, and no one in 40k does that. Dual wielding has never been a viable form of combat.

>>52838808
it usually is the dude bro fags who love to kiss their muscles and jerk off to how weak women are ,are really annoying

Can you use WAAAGH! Gazghkull relics in a Codex: Orkz list?

>>52838800
Hahahaha you the kinda nigga I do like. Not needing suckling until your 60+ because someone enslaved someone else 100 years ago

>>52838815
Nah more likey done by the digital design company or somesuch GW hired recently. Can't remember the details.

>>52838818
>there's nothing but pasty white neckbeards dudes playing 40k

come to texas, get your commemorative gun and cowboy hat while y'all get a game in with someone who likes sun

>>52837927
Why do I keep thinking penny arcade when I see this?

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>>52836073
When you're trying to think of a right propa kunnin strategy but you're a fucking ork.

Fuck you guys, I like orkbro. And the elf looks rightfully cunt-like.

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>>52838812
Space Dykes.

But nearly dyke-y enough for todays modern dykes. We need something more like what blizzard did to pander to dykes.

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>>52838758
>wanting SJW shit in 40k just to piss off some of your fellow 4chan users.
What's wrong with you?

>>52838843
No, you gotta take all the WAAGH! Ghazghkull rules if you want access to to their relics.
Although I guess I'm not sure how that works with a regular CAD?

>>52838809
And I bet you've seen many times that number of men who could do the same thing. Argue for female marines all you like but don't try and push some bullshit that women are just as physically threatening as men on average.

Men have evolved to fight and yeah, you might see the odd strong woman but that's the exception that proves the rule.

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>>52838857
Beware : I wuz kong and shit.

>>52838873
>come to spic central
>in 60% white land
Ew, no thanks
>>52838880
SJW shit is his fetish. It's pretty obvious from his shitposts.

>>52837394

Didn't see it on GW store.

>Luth on DA
http://lutherniel.deviantart.com/

The art is exactly the same...
He was most likely commissioned.

>>52838758
I'd rather they just flesh out SoB and SoS, and maybe have some female IG somehow.

>>52838737

>10 years ago

Closer to 20 actually. They've held up pretty well compared to other similarly aged models.

I still like the models, but I have 3k+ points of them so I may be biased. The studio paint job doesn't do them any favours either

>>52838880
I just want pol to leave tg. If this helps, fine. Even though the first few days/weeks would be just massive shitflinging of retards screaming "LE GOYIM DINDUDINDUDINDUDINDUNIGGERDINDU OY VEY REEEEEEEEEE"
And it's not like you couldn't just ignore it, like everyone else does with lore/models he might not like.

>>52838323
You could have just asked WIP, they'd tel you that
1: will do nearly noting
2: will do nothing
3: will eat paint and possibly bleach plastic
4: will bleach but not remove
5: will do ?, including the possibility of reacting with the chlorine to produce mustard gas. (Seriously, permanent lung and eye scarring is a *very* real possibility.)

Here's what DOES work:
Cleaning Alcohol
Lye soap (seal without air)
Break fluid (dispose as appropriate chemicals disposal facility, wear appropriate had, eye and breath protection)
Acetone-Free nail polish remover
Ultrasonic cleaner

Acetone will eat paint, but also plastic and resin.

>>52838873
>Texas
ALRIGHT, BOIS. TEXANS REPORT IN.
Fort worth, standing by!

I dislike the sun, if it were up to me I'd have it cold, clammy, cloudy, and drizzly all day every day, except for days I need to prime my models.

>>52838936
>everyone i don't like is /pol/
>humor which has been on fucking /b/ since the days of /n/ is /pol/
Jesus christ, this is what retarded truly looks like.

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>>52838812
first model I ever saw of them and just....oh...uh...no

>>52838878
we need hot toned muscles girls not short haired dykes

>>52838895
I just hate the stigma that women are these weak children like their are perfectly strong girls out there I assume you are one of the guys who wants a weak housewife?

>>52838929
I wish they where hotter :<

>>52838973
>oops he called me out time to change my narrative
>also allow me to shitpost in a blatantly obvious style
ok

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>>52838323
>Oven cleaner, Actually starting to do shit.
It'll work but it also melts the fuck out of your models if it ever touches bare plastic. That makes it hard to uniformly strip a model because some spots will have thicker paint on them than others.

I suggest Pinesol - original pinescent flavored.

I use it and it works fucking great, doesn't eat plastic and the paint flakes right off with a light brushing.

Don't try the lemon flavored or any other flavors because for some reason they don't work at all. I guess there's just something in the pine flavor chemical that does the work.

>>52838974
Actually I was raised by a single mother and have two siblings, both sisters.

So uh yeah, men are still more physically powerful than women and you can assume I'm a sexist all you like but that doesn't change biological fact.

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>>52838857

>>52838857
>HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS BASED NIGGER WEARING A MAGA CAP IT'D BE A SHAME IF IT REACHED THE FRONT PAGE
This is literally what you sound like.

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>New edition, shake up to fucked metagame
>Story is advancing, the way it's advancing isn't 100% retarded, only 25% retarded
>New rules for every single race promised, including Orks, Tyranids, and Dark Eldar
>Potential expanded CSM Legion rules on par with Loyalist Legions
>New gdubs is more open, tolerable, and community focused than ever

Everything's turning out better than expected. I'm cautiously optimistic about 8th Edition and I see no reason not to be. Sad that everyones crawling out of the woodwork, whinging and whining over stuff they were asking for years ago, but that's the internet I guess.

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>>52839017
so you see your mother and sisters as meek little things that need protection? how big are those muscles anon?

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>>52838565
>namefag

... I suddenly miss Deathleaper's Fangirl, for some reason.