Pathfinder General /pfg/

>>52743050
If I had an item that gave them people legs but also no voice

>>52743076
You are a man of taste.

>>52743090
I also like jarritos and people like that so I guess people like me because of that :B

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>>52743076
>>52743090
>>52743103

>>52743050
An aquatic campaign and for you to die.

>>52742692

I want a male app to mesh with, throw me down and choke me!

>>52743132
Speaking of which, what are other good grapplers besides Hangman and Tetori?

>>52743161

Barbarian is good at grappling and is a strong enough chassis that dropping a feats on it is pretty easy.

Initiators can make good grapplers, I think steel serpent or whatever it is gets a stance with a constrict.

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>>52743132

I'm sure there's a lucky man in Blingmaker you'd want doing that to you, anon!

Which are your favorites?

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Let's talk about alcohol - not just the type of alcohol you enjoy while making a character or playing a character, but what your character him or herself would likely drink.

What are some fantasy brews you've chugged over your gaming career, or perhaps invented all on your own? Does your character have a preference for their alcohols?

Hell, look at this wikipedia page! There's an entire section dedicated to Golarion beers!

http://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Alcoholic_beverages

>>52743193
Not that anon but I want Seska to hold me down and...

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I'm thinking about making a yandere deathless ghost for Overlewd, but I can't decide whether to focus on melee shenanigans with some variety of soulknife or Aberrant Aegis or whatever, or to go full into MAXIMUM TELEKINESIS EVERYTHING with a spellcaster class. Any thoughts?

>>52743193

I like Gregori's picture a lot but he seems too shy to act like the savage rapist of my dreams.

Kyras, Sigmund and Stanislaw have the sort of chad thundercock thing going on. But my favorite is Madzaz because of weird goblin dick

>>52743248
There's already an abundance of melee people. Stand out above the crowd! Be ranged!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlMZXtATye4

>>52743286
Well, Kyras and Andrik at least have that lovable jock thing going on. One's probably going to admit that he's insecure and that your party is the first friends he's had in forever, the other's just a really mellow guy who's gonna be a true bro.

>>52743323
I was considering maybe Psychic Armory, with the panoply all taking shapes of important objects from her life or things like that.

Is there a way get Soulknife to run off Cha instead of Wis, though?

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>>52743286
You know what they say about the quiet ones...

How do you fix CMB/CMD. Just make them regular attacks?

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The thought occurred to me earlier that even though Blingmaker has seen a lot of characters getting memed, none of them really got memed long term. Remember when Tanith was getting memed? Or Seska after that? Or Kyras/Milre after that? Or Franze after that? Or Andrik after that (the only person mentioned so far that's still at least kind of memed)?

The only person from Blingmaker that's been consistently memed is Harland AKA Nugget Man.

What's that say about Blingmaker? Is the game itself simply less memeable, or is it that many characters have been popular but a new popular one comes along and knocks them out of the spotlight? Or is it because Blingmaker hasn't been getting shilled in the threads much?

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Alright, so I know that SoM is currently a hot mess because of Ssalard, but lets talk about the cool things in it that aren't a mess, or that we want to do with it.

Personally, I'd love to make acharacter built around Barroom Sphere, so he can fight people with ladders or even kill someone with a fucking pencil!

>>52743436
Take a look at the Fool's Errand playtest, and the way its "lock" mechanic works as an alternative to grapples.

tl;dr: just use saving throws with a DC set based on your relevant stats and level or class level

>>52743441

People mostly shill themselves I think, maybe the blingmaker apps are just more honest.

>>52743161
Strangler archetype for brawler looks good on paper but get completely shat on with the removal of the unarmed strike feature. Meaning they loose improved unarmed strike the feat, which the need in order to use improved grapple. It's fucking stupid.

>>52743436
there's no problem to fix, they're fine

>>52743441
Kingdom building is shit and people have realized this

>>52743441
>>52743459
Kyras seems to have been driven onward by occasional shilling, yes, but at least he fucked off after it became clear that he was doing it too much.

>>52743441

Isn't that a GOOD thing, though? That we should strive to only meme when a good crop comes up, and after our fun is through we move onto other things?

>>52743462
Yeah, it's fundamentally fucked up in a way that goes well beyond most bad archetypes.

>>52743441
What even is a long term meme app? Who would want to be mentioned every fucking thread?

>>52743331
Y'know, it's funny watching the sudden shift in desirable male traits. We somehow did a hard right turn from "calm, nurturing, bland daddy-fetish archetype" to "CHOKE ME AND HATE ME"

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>>52743193
Hrmmm personally I'd want Azuk, Sigmund, or Andrik to be rough and manhandle my small character. I'm not too sure about Kyras cause of his meme status.

>>52743598
CHOKE ME AND STEP ON ME is my default desirable female traits so maybe it makes sense.

>>52743598

Why can't it be choke on me and love me? WHY NOT BOTH ANON?

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>>52743584

>>52743459
I tend to agree. I think new apps got a bit of attention from the general in general, but the players didn't really shill for themselves and so nothing really quite stuck. Blingmaker itself is pretty solid meme material I think, so it wouldn't have taken a lot to make a Blingmaker character achieve TrueMeme status.

If the Blingmaker players are less shilly... That's probably good? I hope Blingmaker doesn't go offer the radar when it starts though, because greentexts from it should be interesting unless the DM manages to completely flop or it's a bamboozle.

>>52743481
Kyras only got memed as one half of the Kyras/Milre ship, IIRC.

>>52743491
Yeah, I agree. Apps aren't worth meming long term. You meme the game long term, like once the characters have actually been picked and greentexts start coming and shit. I think that'd be right, anyway, but in practice I don't think it happens. Does it? I haven't paid too much attention to most /pfg/ games.

>>52743606
Why was he memed in the first place, anyhow? Apart from an occasional [CAPSLOCK HEEL PROMO]Normal, kinda hesitant real talk I don't remember that much going on.

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>>52743632
It can be both, I don't mind as long as it's rough.

>>52743606
I hate to break it to you, but I don't think your app has much to carry itself on besides memes and having a high lewdness factor. But that's just, like, my opinion man.

>>52743050
>Have you ever played a merfolk before?
Not in Pathfinder. There was an online freeform a million years ago that I played a mermaid in. Her name was Atl. Because Atlantis, get it?

Yeah, I know, but I was a kid, give me some slack.

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>>52743661

>>52743639
Mostly with the shipping wars at the beginning.

>>52743606

>My small character

Milre pls calm down.

>>52743718
To be fair, most of the girls are kind of small. Milre is just Small.

>>52743606
Kyras might surprise people--his player keeps it on the down low, but he's got a filthy mind.

>>52743639
See >>52743638. He's got a decent app, but I think he only got memed because people were obssessed with him stretching smol gril Milre. Myself included, since I have a degenerate size kink.

>>52743661
>>52743718
You're all making a lot of assumptions, you should really listen to this guy >>52743729

>>52743756
You sure about that anon? You reeeeaally sure about that?

>>52743786
He made F-list profiles for two of his other characters. And he was the first to give in when Shayliss brought folks down to the basement

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Hey /pfg/,

I'm trying to put together an alchemist and I could really use some help. To preface, I'm pretty new to the game so I'm not super experienced in how a lot of the rules work yet. That said, how would you go about optimizing an alchemist that's setting out to become a Brewkeeper?

>http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/prestige-classes/other-paizo/a-b/brewkeeper/

I keep going back and forth on which archetypes I should be looking at, what my playstyle should be, etc. The end goal is to be playing a Brewkeeper while also not being a complete detriment to the group.

I don't really care for bombs much (as they don't seem to fit the Brewkeeper theme very well), but at the same time it appears as though they're necessary to make the class work (since Harmful Homebrew works best with splash weapon... like a bomb, for example). Are there any other reliable splash weapons I could look into? Everything I've found, with the exception of bombs, seems clunky at best.

Since bombs are likely very helpful in making the Brewkeeper work, the Vivisectionist/Beastmorph build looks dead in the water. If I felt like the bomb playstyle fit the character more, I would likely go with a build that min/maxes my bombs, but the character I've got planned out really has no interest in doing something so destructive. I'm feeling like that leaves me a little restricted.

After that I was considering maybe doing something with Chirurgeon and healing bombs, but based on everything I've read they're just completely useless. I like the idea of playing a healing alchemist a lot, but there's no way I'm going to bother if combat is going to consist of nothing but me fiddling with bombs and extracts just so I can do some mediocre (at best) healing.

So I'm stumped. It really feels like what I want to do with the character isn't particularly complicated, but achieving it is starting to feel like an impossible task.

Please help.

>>52743824
>f-list
That's lewd anon.

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>>52743829

>Someone's making a Brewkeeper

I'm fucking awful at making characters so I apologize that I can't help you, but man oh man was that an archetype everyone seemed excited for when it hit the General.

>>52743824
GOD DAMNIT RUBADUB, YOUR WEAK WILL CAUSED EVERYTHING TO FALL APART

>>52743443
Really, no one else wants to do fun things with SoM? Have Ssalarn and 2hu poisoned the well for everyone?

>>52743872
"That's not where that goes!"

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>>52743858
I want to make one so goddamn bad. I'm totally clueless as to how to make it work but it seems like a ton of fun to play.

>>52743638
Personally, I hope that it will quiet down once Blingmaker starts. Every other game suddenly chills out and turns more normal.

>>52743872
D RANK WISDOM

>>52743857
You should see the f-list for my character.

In a /pfg/ game

right now.

>>52743050
>tfw nobody in my group will ever play merfolk
>tfw want to play cerulean seas so bad so i have a valid excuse to play a merfolk
>tfw nobody wants to learn the rules despite them being not that hard

>>52743964
I'll bite.

>>52743991
Oh no.

Its a s e c r e t

>>52744014
I wonder who has the filthiest F-list, and who has the most vanilla one?

>>52743991
It's Gamze

>>52744024
Well my F-lists are made character specific, not my own

But the most vanilla was pretty unsurprising.

>>52744024
Mine is definitely nowhere near being vanilla.

>>52744044
How do I even search up F-lists? Are they all "private" unless you link them.

>>52743829
Tanglefoot Bags, Fuse Grenades, and Holy Water are all useful splash weapons.
By using your harmful homebrew on a tanglefoot bag, you can essentially gen an enemy heavily debuffed by at least 2-3 rounds, allowing your allies to focus on either more dangerous foes, ground fliers, exhaust and stun enemy barbs, or fuck with an enemy caster.

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>>52744024
>the most vanilla one?
I can almost guarantee I do.

>>52742579

Where did you hear that? It's hilarious.

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Forgive my ignorance, but what's an F-list?

>>52744044
Same here. My characters tend to be mostly kind of vanilla, into rough but loving stuff at worst. The hard stuff I save for dedicated F-chat-going profiles.

>>52744071
There's definitely a way

>>52744094
Basically a website that lets you catalogue all your degenerate fetishes.

I feel like a jerk. I misbalanced ONE encounter and now I've upset my PCs.

I didn't think two (2) lurkers above would be too much

>>52743443

Going Jackie Chan with the Barroom does sound like good clean fun.

I think mixing Barroom, Scoundrel, Scout, and Open Hand would make for an interesting character. Frequently drunk and not so much a skilled pugilist as a crafty and shameless son of a bitch who is not above poking people in the eyes, kicking them in the nuts, and tying them up with their own shirt and pants while pretending to drunkenly bumble through a fight and then kicking the crap out of them when these shenanigans create an opening.

Berserking+Brute+Duelist also looks like it's got some fun things for playing a juggernaut-type. Hurl enemies around with the Brute Sphere and slam them into walls and people, deal out attacks that leave people battered and bleeding, while absorbing a shitton of punishment with a mix of DR/Bludgeoning and temp HP.

Athletics Sphere also seems pretty nice to get your Prince of Persia on, too.

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>>52743906

As >>52744073 is suggesting, go not for a direct damage character but entirely for someone built around being an area of control asshole, the guy that entangles, prones, and sickens his enemies while providing buffs to friends.

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>>52743050
that is a cute mermaid OP.
i played cerulean seas campaign, it was alot of fun, i was a druid and i had a dollphin animal friend named fluffy

>>52744102
How? Do I need to make an account?

>>52744119
You might have to have an account, yeah.

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>>52743967
>>tfw nobody in my group will ever play merfolk
>>tfw want to play cerulean seas so bad so i have a valid excuse to play a merfolk
>>tfw nobody wants to learn the rules despite them being not that hard

the bouyancy rules are actually pretty horific

>>52744099
Honestly most of the characters I do for lewd RP tend to follow a similar ERP format that my main f-list has. At least for female characters, which is always usually some form of hard stuff.

>>52744119
>Do I need to make an account?
Yes.

But you can make a F-list for every character you ever make. Listing exactly what turns them on and what turns them off. Then you can share with with any prospective partner and they'll have a better idea of what your character is into.

>>52744134
They look fun, but I've never had the chance to test them in play. It's better than just effectively giving everyone a fly speed.

>>52744139
Well, now that I'm running an evil game, I might start bringing a bit more of that to the fore.
No promises though.

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>mfw a man is asking a perfectly answerable question above and all we can talk about is how rough you want it

God dammit.

>>52744182

I want it really rough anon!

>>52744073
>>52744113

Those are the sorts of things I was looking at, but I was worried they'd be a bit cost-prohibitive over time. Since alchemists can make a number of bombs for free every day, I figured that would just be the most reasonable choice, at least as a 1st level character.

I just can't really find a way to make the bomb-heavy playstyle fit the character I want to play, and I definitely don't want to have to dedicate a bunch of feats to something I plan on transitioning away from eventually.

>>52744094
It's a .net website where you make character profiles for ERP, with its main feature being an extensive list of kinks you can categorize in terms of how much you like them. Depending on who you ask, the F in F-List stands for either Furry or Fuck, I think originally it was pretty much just furries but now there are a lot of non-furries there too.

There's also a /tg/ Chatroom in their IRC (which is called F-Chat), though I don't know that there are that many people there who actually frequent /tg/.

>>52744119
Yes, but you just make a master account that you can then make many characters for. You can choose whether or not other people can see that your various characters are all yours or not.

>>52744106
Running away is a valid option. Not their dumb fault they stayed and fought.

>>52744206
>I just can't really find a way to make the bomb-heavy playstyle fit the character I want to play,
How about you tell us a bit more about said character? Perhaps Alchemist may not be the best way to get into the PrC for them
Also
>at least as a 1st level character.
You're not going to be getting into the PrC until at least 5th level, you can stand to have a different play style until then

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>>52744160
there are 3 pages of rules dealing with bouyancy

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>>52744206

Tell us about this character, anon. Help us help you.

Where are they from? How were they raised? Why do they love alcohol?

>>52744251
Yes I know. I like how they look, but again I've never actually seen them in play so I have no idea how detrimental to the game they are.

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>>52744240
>Running away is a valid option.
That's like asking them to power off their PS3. Yes the option was always there but sometimes they don't see it until after the fact.

>>52743829
I don't have a lot of help to offer, other than suggesting you buy a Hybridization Funnel because they're great for anybody that wants to use splash weapons. Also, take the Alchemical Strike feat.

>>52744139
When I make a character, I have to decide whether they're meant to be lewd or not because I can't bring myself to do lewd things with a character I thought of as non-lewd while making.

This OP actually gave me an idea. How about a Mermaid synthesist summoner? It would basically mean they would have to be wheeled around like a cripple outside combat, but could grow armor on a whim and go ham.

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>>52744251

>>52743193
Mine is Andrik, but that's because he's cute!

>>52743873
For me, SoM is unappealing because besides the specific trouble points, the overall thing doesn't look like it's going to actually serve as a better PoW replacement rather than just a different PoW equivalent.

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>>52744344

>>52743633
S T U P I D L Y
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>>52744035
I want to see

>>52744207
I think the official meaning of the "F" now is "Fetish" or something. It definitely started as furry-centric, but kind of accidentally expanded because it's one of the few attempts at such a site that actually works well.

>>52743964
Wist, I know it's you.

>>52744382
Nice try

>>52744094
That's a cute character from a cute story!
You have good taste!

>>52744240
In this case it ambushed them for the most part. I sent a CR 10 challenge to a CR 7 party in effect, and 3d8+15 slam, grab and 3d6+15 constrict is painful.

>>52744398
The twins were cuter

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>>52744035
>MFW time to RP the wedding night

>>52744094

Now that the dust has settled and we've read through the information for Qadira and Casmaron, how would we best make Amira in Pathfinder, assuming level 3, 25 PB and 3pp was allowed?

>>52744444
Isn't that art already claimed for Gamze in LoBaF?

>>52744430
But who's she marrying?

Is it a big, strong gnoll?

>>52744162
Haha nice one Sleep, assuming you know who this is and to bring into the foreground.

>>52744444
I don't think you'd even need all of that. Amira is probably a 20 point build at best, considering how mundane her world is.

>>52744454
And no, Gamze is using Pariya's art.

>>52744454
>claimed
What does that even mean?

>>52744477
a faceclaim anon

>>52744477
Silly RP forum shit about "you can't use that art, I posted it first!"

>>52744444
Ranger (Horselord/Skirmisher) 3/Aristocrat 2

Not much of a PC, but perfect for a qt huntress steppe wife

>>52744465
>Amira is probably a 20 point build at best, considering how mundane her world is.

Fair enough, though I was considering the fact she's extremely well-rounded as a person. She's wise, intelligent, fairly tough and has exceptional hand-eye coordination.

>>52744487
its basically a meme

>>52744495
That may be, but consider that "exceptional" in terms of her campaign setting is probably about 14-15.

>>52744377
>I want to see
It's bog standard sub stuff.

>>52743050
I played a merfolk once.
She was a Draconic Bloodrager, and was the angriest little fish girl. She was first introduced to the party posing as a crippled girl being pushed around in a wheelchair (which another member of the party had made, our dwarven alchemist). We had a running gag with her mortal enemy being 'the blasted steps of legged kind' whenever she had to traverse stairs (since we had a lot of fighting in forts and castles and stuff).

By the end of the campaign run we had we got to a point where we were to be knighted by the royalty of the land.

However she had one last foe to conquer.
The flight of stairs up to the front step where the ceremony was being held. In hindsight the king and queen were embarrassed she had to crawl her way up the steps, but in her stubborn pride she refused to let herself be carried and tore up her 'fancy clothes' on the way up. The party got a good chuckle out of it.

Would love to play her again some time.

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>>52744495
>>52744516
If anybody's got a 25-point build, it's the grandma.

>>52744071
>someone is now furiously searching f-lists for /pfg/ character names

shit shit shit shit

>>52744540
You just know that Grandma was probably a PC back in he younger years

>>52744547
Found a couple Kaijitsus, but nothing from our games.

>>52744495

I haven't read the manga so this might be explained in it, but why hasn't anyone married Amira before this? I recall everyone's all pitying her husband because Amira's 20 and he's like 13, so she'll be the rip old age of 23 when he's able to bone her, but why didn't anyone get to that when she was 16?

>>52744566
Thank god

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>>52744250
>>52744268

Well, I don't have a deep or complex backstory written out currently, since my DM advised against it (group is full of first-timers and he doesn't want half the group coming in with a novel and the other half coming in with a character they threw together in ten minutes), but I've got some vague ideas kicking around that I'd like to stick to, if possible.

The campaign doesn't take place in Golarion or anything so I don't really have any established lore I have to stick to. He's a tengu alchemist. He was abducted as a teenager and forced to fight other bizarre looking humanoids (goblins, ratfolk, etc) for entertainment. Out of curiosity, he always paid close attention to the concoctions the pit fighters were forced to drink before fights (mutagens) to enhance their physical abilities and after fights (elixirs/potions) to heal their wounds. Eventually he was able to outsmart his captors and escape, but with nowhere to go he just sort of settled down in the woods as a hermit for a while. Not really interested in violence, he avoided hunting and marauding in favor of foraging and brewing using the knowledge he gained in the fighting pits. Over time, and with years of experimentation he became proficient in his craft, and now he wanders the land as a traveling brew salesman.

As I said, it's not the most polished backstory, but it's essentially the sort of character I'm interested in playing.

>>52744315

I'll look into these, thanks.

>>52744547

Too late, I've already found some of SotJR on there!

>>52744566
tell use who you find

>>52744547
Haha, that's why I only use one f-list page for most of my characters, assuming they are either male for one or female for the other.

>>52744182
My app doesn't actually want it that rough. She probably thinks she does, but what she really needs is tenderness.

>>52744524
I still wanna see!

>>52744425
Eh....they were really cute, but not cuter.

>>52744610
I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that one.

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>This entire thread
Holy shit i may be fucking smashed byt this is actual complete fucking degeneracy
You should be ashamed of yourselves

>>52744675
You must be new.

>>52744675

RORY HERE, GIVE ME CUMMIES UwU XDDD

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>>52744610

https://www.f-list.net/c/rubio%20redgrave/

Oh Christ.

>>52744685

Fuck off, this shouldn't be normal.

Like, holy shit, we've got people asking completely normal questions here and we seem to be INCAPABLE of answering them.

Welp, I just applied with Fairy Voltron to Overlewd.

I guess this is the part where I ask for reviews. But I think I know the answer, "Not comfy enough".

>>52744703
what normal questions

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>>52744695
>mfw

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>>52744675
>>52744703

>tfw you need build advice but everyone is too busy waifuposting and lewdposting

What's a good build for asshole swordmaster?

>>52744711
I cannot disapprove of this.
But I'm not the GM.

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>>52744691

>>52744685
That's funny and all, friendo
but this is a whole new level of off-the rails nonsense. How the flying fuck does your furfsg RP site correlate to pathfinder in any way
Please tell me

>>52744712

Fuckin' >>52744585 for an example, this guy's working on a prestige class we like and he likes too, and we're ignoring him for /soc/ tier shenanigans.

Oh my god, that's exactly what this thread has devolved into, has it? The conversations here are hardly any different than what I'd get from the /erp/ threads on /soc/.

>>52744729
Autism

>>52744675
Shut the fuck up Plat.

>>52744719
QUICK! Ask! You might be the one who saves us! You'll be a hero! Link your build and ask for advice! Deliver us from this topic!

>>52744719

There are actually alchemist guides out there anon. We're not going to build your character for you.

>>52744724
Literally anyone that uses a sword can be an 'asshole swordmaster'

>>52744610
>SotJR
Links or it didn't happen.

>>52744719
You play an alchemist and PRC into Brewmaster or whatever as soon as able, the build isn't exactly fucking hard, you can buff your allies like mad because you have a huge spell list and you can cast it all fucking spontaneously, any goddamn questions

>>52744740
We could talk about the recent Overlewd apps.

>>52744724

What books are allowed, or third party material?

This could be anything from a Fighter (Weapon Master) to a Warlord going into Landsknecht.

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https://www.f-list.net/c/sohyon%20kita/

A remnant of the great Fluffy Tale 2 bamboozling!

>>52744744
Yeah, I suppose, but, for instance, in 3.5 Warblade was that guy. Obviously the swordmasteriest morherfucker around.
Where is that guy in Pathfinder? In the PoW? Or somewhere else?

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>>52744737
Who?

>>52744741
>We're not going to build your character for you.

Oh, but we're going to talk about our favorite F-List characters instead?

We have always been the awkward child on /tg/, but this thread is the high school equivalent of doing a class project on anime and having a slide for hentai.

>>52744730
>this guy's working on a prestige class we like and he likes too
Speak for yourself I think that prestige class was lame as fuck.

In fact I think all of the prestige classes in that book are lame as fuck.
>The conversations here are hardly any different than what I'd get from the /erp/ threads on /soc/.
I feel like a not insignificant portion of this thread would be happier there.

THREAD PURGE IMMINENT

ABANDON ALL HOPE

>>52744757
1pp, PoW, Psionics, Spheres of Power

>>52744585
Well firstly, you ned to get to know your setting lore put in order, ecause Brewkeeper is strictly a PrC for worshippers of Cayden Caileen

As for archetype help, you sadly don't have too many options available for what you need that replace bomb stuff efficiently for you. Beastmorph and Rage Chemist may be good thematically for his pitfighter background, but otherwise you don't have much for yourself

>>52744703
>Like, holy shit, we've got people asking completely normal questions here and we seem to be INCAPABLE of answering them.
point them out, because I've answered just aout every actual and normal question I can. Heck, I'm on of the guys helping that poor schmuck who wants to make a Brew Keeper. It just is taking me a while because I'm also focusing on making a character of my own at the same time.

fuck off you shitstirring faggatron 9000

>>52744610
POST LINKS MOTHERFUCKER

I don't even know what we're talking about in these threads half the time anymore.

>>52744719
Were you not paying attention when people gave you good advice? Such as the Hybridization Funnel?

>>52732816
Thanks for the food for thought.

I may stick with tokens that contained stored magical energy, making them a desirable optional component for enchanting, and an optional replacement for spell components. The tokens may not simply be coins, though coins would have a known value and be easier to conduct business with; there would also be other objects who's market value may be more fluid and harder for the party to sell off at a high price.

That solves some of the economy issue, villages and small might not have the means to evaluate this stuff or the means to use or trade it with other areas, and so may not accept such things in payment.

This still does not solve the issue where an untrained laborer would be unable to feed themselves, let alone a family, by RAW. I'm going to have to do some research on how much historical farmers where able to produce, along with how much it costs to grow livestock to slaughter, add in a hidden tax, then round out numbers. Then from there find out how much an untrained laborer needs to survive. Ale will have to be part of the equation, because anyone drinking water is in for a fun time.

>>52744780

Quit assuming I'm posting F-List shit. You stirring drama is on the same tier as ERP posters, if you want to stoke real discussion then do it. Go ahead build anon's character, it's a fucking alchemist, there are actually guides that break down the entire spell list and feats, with color codes so a retard could do it.

>>52744771
Path of war is good for swordmasters, yeah. especially warlords if you want to play up the arrogant angle.

Sorcerer 7. Varisian tattoo for +1 CL to necromancy. Do I have caster level 7 or 8 for the purpose of determining my HD limit on Animate Dead? What about a temporary boost to CL like deathwine, death knell, or obedience to Urgathoa?

And if I was sorc 4/cleric 3/mystic theurge 1, I would have two growing pools of HD for animate dead, correct?

>>52744792

You want to be playing either a Warlord or a Warder, focusing on going down the Scarlet Throne Style feat chain and Scarlet Throne discipline. Look at the Landsknecht and start mapping out when you want to grab the feats necessary for that class.

>>52744585
That's a great foundation. What else do you need? I think the rest will grow organically in both directions from there.

Here's the response to 90% of the people that 'need build help'

http://zenithgames.blogspot.com/2012/11/the-comprehensive-pathfinder-guides.html

>>52744801
>ecause Brewkeeper is strictly a PrC for worshippers of Cayden Caile
Man I really don't get prestige classes/divine feats that don't actually have to do with divinity.

Like how come Shelyn worshippers are somehow the only people who can know how to be dex fuckers with a glaive.

Or Gorumites being the only people who can use greatsword battler. There's no divine magic going on here! Same with Brewkeeper. There's nothing stopping some Euphoric motherfucker from making magic liquor.

>>52744111
>Athletics Sphere also seems pretty nice to get your Prince of Persia on, too.
I'm just waiting to see the Sphere Specialization they come up for it before I finalize a character that uses almost nothing but Athletics. Going for a Mirror's Edge style "parkourier" concept

>>52744780
>not having a slide for hentai

I shiggy diggy

>>52744834
so talk to your GM and get approval, that shit really only matters for PFS

>>52744831
Fuck off. Those guides are ancient and outdated.

Also he's asking about a prestige class.

>>52744831
ehh, with the amount of 3pp that /pfg/ uses, and the lack of good guides for that, I'd say it's like 65-80%

>captcha: bara zona
Not anymore, captcha. you were too late.

>>52744780

I once did a university paper on 4chan.

I got an A+ and the research was actually forwarded to my professor's buddy.

>>52744711
I'm impressed! It's a great idea.
I hope you're getting a familiar down the line so you can hotswap refluff it as one of the fairies flying out of the armor

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>>52744695
>I promise you'll learn to love the splash of some sauce inside you as much as I love putting it there!

And here I thought Aurora's player would never be beat.

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>>52744834
>There's nothing stopping some Euphoric motherfucker from making magic liquor.

I just want to grow the perfect grape in my Galtian chateau, and bottle up sweet, sweet Sunshine.

>>52744868
Cute!
CUTE!

what are upcoming avowed updates like, if any are in the works?

>>52744862
Ooooh! That is a great idea! I should do that!

>>52744803
>>52744751
>>52744610
Are we going to get some links, or not? The most we got was one dude from FotJR, and he was practically vanilla!

>>52744820
>>52744816
Thanks, I'll see what I can put together.

>>52744879
Off the top of my head
>Nation pact reworks
>Pact specific shapes are just being turned to another bonus shape
>Scaling bonus to a useful pact skill
>On My Command becomes a shape
>AoE shape damage was buffed last update but it's getting half nerfed back down
>Overcharge Modulation still in the 'what do we do with this' zone
>They want more fun utility clauses but it's hard and they're taking suggestions

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>>52744730

Thanks.

>>52744740

See:
>>52744585

>>52744741
>>52744753

>play a Grenadier and min/max your bombs so you can throw six gorillion bombs per turn for infinity damage

No thanks.

>>52744801

Yeah, I'm assuming the setting is likely to be a generic fantasy setting and I doubt my GM is all too worried about which deity I'm following. I was thinking the standard Vivisectionist/Beastmorph build would be best, but I'm worried that the playstyle won't mesh well with Brewkeeper and I'll end up worthless for anything but roleplaying.

>>52744807

That was great advice, but it's not really something I would bother with as a 1st level character, nor is it a build I can plan around.

>>52744823

Like I said, mostly I just don't want to be useless to the group. I feel like a handful of alchemist features don't really fit the character I'm looking to play, but those same features seem like they're fairly important to the prestige class I want to build into. Which is why I'm looking for different build ideas that maybe I haven't thought of.

>>52744932
>i'm fucking retarded, the post

Great.

>>52744932
What are books are allowed? It's hard to follow this through all the shit

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>>52744907
Not SotJR, but guess who?

https://www.f-list.net/c/rory%20karskys%20carihem

and

https://www.f-list.net/c/sweettooth/

>>52744932
Have you thought about using Investigator instead of Alchemist and just not giving a shit about splash weapons?

>>52744932

So you're going to ignore the build advice, you ask for optimization but don't want to build into anything, but you want to plan around a PrC?

>>52744956
https://www.f-list.net/c/sweettooth/

>Empty kink list
Unsurprising.

>>52744956
>Rory is vanilla as fuck

>sweettooth is empty

These are just boring

I thought we'd see some degeneracy

Fucking kick it up a notch muckraker anons

Maybe I should make a joke F-list

>>52744974
>Faves
>Cuddling
>Glasses
>Kissing

What the fuck why is he so vanilla, I thought that furfaggot would be more of a degenerate

What are some of the next books on the horizon? Was there anything remotely useful in the Monster Hunter's Handbook?

>>52745002
fucking boring

>>52743454
DCs should be set to 10 + 1/2 character level + Relevant Stat across the board, desu.

If you wanted to get really crazy, you would also set level based spell variables to character level as well.

Also please stop giving the ERPing fetishists in Overlewd (You)s. It makes this place even more of a circlejerk.

>>52744974
One of my characters has one but I'm not sure if pfg can find it because I unticked 'make this character public'

This shit is like the worst, most disappointing Wikileaks release of all time.

>>52744932
As a first level alchemist your options are:
Fight in melee, Mutagen.
Bomb.
Occasionally use a heal.

All of these options require you to do absolutely nothing special. They come as part of the package for being an alchemist. Sure, you can optimize for one, but your optimization isn't going to be that meaningful.

>>52744932
You're half right, Vivisectionist doesn't mesh well, though beastmorph would be great.

If you're worried about fluff, why don't you just include in the backstory that, after observing how they carried and transported the pit-fighter drugs, you figured that if you were to add stuff or break their containers a certain way they'd be dangerous, so you started to use thm as makeshift bombs during your escape, and just perfected the recipe later to make sure you weren't captured again.

But yeah, as for archetypes, I guess you could either double down on your support role and take Chirurgion, or go Beastmorph or Trap Breaker for offense

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>>52744695
>Courtly Love
>Dragon Slaying
>Pledging to Protect Others
"I'm going to mamoru Ameiko-senpai's smile!"

>>52745047
THIS SHIT IS SO CUTE

>>52743050
I've wanted to play a merfolk monk for years, purely for the movement speed boost.

Refluffing the speedboost as walking on hands at terrifying speeds, and the flurry of blows as a tailslap.

>>52745055
Heh, that sounds fun.

>>52745055
I was gonna do it with a Bloodrager, Bronze Bloodline, into DD, so I could be a flying merfolk of claws and bites.

>>52745026
>PLD character f-lists get found
>Rape
>Corruption
>Forced transformation
>Monstrous anatomy

>Lack of surprise continues

>>52745080
Right come on there has to be someone with hidden degeneracy

A quiet pervert if you will

>>52745083
It was me, all the time. But no one would ever guess.

>>52743829
Poisoner's Gloves help you trigger the touch spell clause on Harmful Homebrew. Use things like Skinsend to make people into floppy skin puppets without a save.

You have Craft (Alchemy) by default, so alchemical stuff is half price for you.

Let us help you. We know the game better. Listen to us.

>>52745116
I thought it was me

>>52745083
>>52745080
I don't see why you'd expect to find something like that, most characters seem pretty obvious from the apps alone

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>https://www.f-list.net/c/rath%20khulainn

Oh.

>>52745128
I can dream.

>>52745136
What game is this from.

>>52745136
Hello, Evelyn.

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>>52745136
>>52745047
Let's not forget
>Choking
>Face-Fucking
>Hair Pulling
>Roughness
>Scratching
>Sloppy Deepthroats
Seems these are Paladins who won't be doing it through a hole in a beedshet when they finally settle down.

>>52745136
>https://www.f-list.net/c/rath%20khulainn
Who?

>>52745173
>he thinks you can't face-fuck through a bedsheet hole

You lack imagination

>>52745136
I don't even know who this is

Is this really the best we have

Step up your degeneracy hunting.

>>52745173
This is close enough to doxxing to get someone to toss this faggot, right?

Holy shit this is terrible.

I'd post awfully degenerate f-list, but then everyone who's seen it would know who the poster is, and I can't have that happen hue.

>>52745233
Plat pls.

>>52745136
>>52744695
I have one for Kyras, and had one for Ulfric, but I only finish the ones who get accepted.

>>52745226
I honestly don't give a fuck.

>>52745233
Obvious shitposting.

>>52745233
Dude Plat can't even form a rational thought, let alone a complete sentence right now. I'm offended that you though I was him.

>>52745226
>doxxing

what?

>>52745246

Post Kyras

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>>52744945

Man, I can link you to some hentai games or something if you're not interested in talking about Pathfinder. I don't mind.

>>52744955

No third party or homebrew material, everything else is fair game.

>>52744960

Where's the build advice? I'm perfectly open to advice that could work for the character I'm trying to make, but a standard optimization guide on how to deal the most possible damage as an alchemist does absolutely nothing to help me.

>>52745030

I understand, but it's not like I can go back and change everything when I finally make the switch to Brewkeeper and my character is garbage because I didn't plan ahead well enough. I don't want to take the best possible traits/feats/etc. for playing a melee/mutagen build alchemist only to have to completely shift focus a a few months from now. I don't need to be the best at everything, but I'd also rather not play a character that's only sort of good at anything it tries to do.

>>52745046

I think flavor-wise Vivisectionist could work if I really played up how sneaky/ruthless he had to be to escape. Nothing in his backstory is set in stone so I can change it however and whenever I want up until the first time we play, which probably won't be for another week or two.

Your bombs idea sounds good, I'll have to think about it some more.

Chirurgeon is pretty awful though, right? Everything I've read seems to be pretty adamant in advising against it.

>>52745122

This is really helpful. I'll try to remember it for when I'm far enough along to be able to afford them. Can you help me understand touch spells a little more? What sort of touch spells would I have access to as an alchemist? Would I be able to pass on splash weapons entirely and just use touch spells, or are they not reliable enough?

Also, what do you think about the Eldritch Poisoner archetype? I hadn't noticed it until just now. Is it something that could work well with a build like this?

>>52745267
No its more that you're just bitching and whining because you can't read a guide.

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Are there any proper rules for drinking and drunkenness in Pathfinder?

>>52745267

What kind of help do you need? Take 18 int, take 14 con, what's left take some dex. What else could you possible need for level 1?

Do you want to throw bombs? If so the guide accurately lays out stuff good for bomb throwing.

>>52745264
PMs only, for now

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>>52745279

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_eroge

>>52745289

>Do you want to throw bombs?

No.

>>52745267
You misunderstood my advice. You can start building for a brewmaster now, because everything the Alchemist starts with enough random stuff to get you through levels 1-5 just by default unless you give yourself negative strength and int mods. You don't NEED to optimize for anything at level 1 unless your GM is specifically trying to kill you.

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>>52745299
NIGGA THE GUIDES TELL YOU HOW TO DO SHIT OTHER THAN THROW BOMBS

READ NIGGA

READ

>Less than 12 hours before WWW closes
>No memes

>>52745257
Well I meant to link this faggot instead. Welp my eyes >>52745244

>>52745250
Dude everyone's shit posting in here at this hour.

How much work is needed to port tome of battle maneuvers over to path of war?

>>52745350
Considering they basically remade it? A lot

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>>52745326
missed ne FUCKER

https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/4905558/applications-go-here/?pageforid=4926514#post-4926514

New app for Overlewd.

>>52745322
We could talk about the trap that just applied.

https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/4790646/applications-go-here/?pageforid=4926313#post-4926313

Are new books/suppliments ever added to the trove?

>>52745368
Why are you naming and shaming my dude?

>>52745299
Okay, then you have two choices. You either craft alchemical items and throw them, later investing in Poisoner's Gloves and casting your infusions through them. Or you play a Mutagenic Mauler Fighter, which has no bombs, and see if your DM will let you count Item Mastery spells as qualification for Brewkeeper. If so, you grab the Item Mastery feat as soon as you can, then go into Brewmaster. If not, fuck it; you have character concept down from level 1.

Brewmaster is built around the exact opposite of what you seem to want to do, which requires lateral thinking or dropping the PrC.

If you are in a /pfg/ sanctioned game and your f-list approves being bullied, pet play, or other forms of submissive masochism in general, respond to this post.

If you are brave, also post your portrait.

>>52745410
.

>>52745410
I am absolutely not brave
I also see familiar name pretty often in chat.

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>>52745267
>Where's the build advice? I
>>52745046
>>52744801
>>52744753
>>52744741
>>52744801
>>52744250
>>52744073
>>52744315
>>52745122
You are legit retarded and you're a shit baby who needs people to use their brains for you, since you apparently lack them yourself

>Nothing in his backstory is set in stone so I can change it however and whenever I want up until the first time we play,
Then why do you keep whining and bitching and pushing this point if its not a big issue yu fucking bitchlord!

Also, you don't need to plan ahead for the PrC, it literally just buffs your ability to use Infusion discovery, and do some more debuffing, which is WHAT THE BASE ALCHEMIST IS GOOD AT ALREADY YOU COCKSTAIN.

>Chirurgeon is pretty awful though, right? Everything I've read seems to be pretty adamant in advising against it.
Its okay, it does a decent job of providing healing options for very little cost. Its only seen as not great because in terms oc combat it pales in comparison to a Beastmorph, but in terms of being able to do heals and support its decent and more of a sidegrade to the alchemist than a downgrade. Then again you could figure this out had you just read the archetype and tried thinking for yourself

>What sort of touch spells would I have access to as an alchemist?
Holy shit you literally are retarded! Alchemists don't get Touch Spells. That option is for people going into the PrC who aren't Alchemists who can use bombs. Or you could just through either a feat or dip grab arcane mark as a cantrip and apply it through that.

Fuck off you retarded shit baby who can only complain and demands to be spoonfed on every single minutia of building a character

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>>52745410
I gotchu senpai

>>52745444
But there's so many cats!

>>52745453
you need to follow the clues

>>52745410
Is being choked out and having things shoved down your throat submissive masochism-enough for you?

What if I don't have an F-List?

>>52745463
You don't mean the actual cat, do you?

>>52745477
You should get one.

>>52745481
you'll find your answer in the names

>>52745410
I would, but then everyone would know who I am :p

>>52745503
I won't out you. That would be mean.

>>52745410
What if I'm into that stuff, but the app period hasn't closed yet and I haven't made the f-list?

>>52745518
Make your f-list and make sure you seal the deal.

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>>52745410
This is super not revlent
fuck off satan

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>>52745318
>>52745320

For general alchemist stuff that's fine, I totally get what you're saying. The problem is that I'm specifically seeking build advice for working towards playing a Brewkeeper. I won't be able to just go back and change my archetype(s) half a year from now if I pick some shit that ends up playing like hot garbage.

That's why I'm here, asking for advice.

>>52745404

This is all really useful information, I'll keep it in mind. Thank you for your help.

>>52745434

Are you okay?

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>>52743076
Here's a Starfinder campaign setting pitch

>Squid Aliens from Andromeda decide to visit the Milky Way for shits and giggles
>Go to Earth because it looks interesting
>Study it for a century or two
>Get bored, grab the most interesting animals and creatures
>it's all a bunch of varieties of homo sapiens, along with various animals and creatures native to Eurasia and Africa
>They take a few thousand of each home with them to Andromeda
>Some folks decide, "hey these things are kinda cute, let's keep them as pets and servitors"
>and so they do
>they mix and match up all the genes and create all these different varieties of animal-human hybrids
>They're godlike squid aliens, fuck you, it's science
>They eventually settle on a few different designs
>"Hey, yknow, those "human" things mix well with anything, let's use those as a base for these experiments"
>And so the godlike squid aliens made a bunch of animal-eared humanoids, mixing and matching the various members of the homo genus
>Some of these godlike squid aliens object to this
>This causes a civil war
>Godlike squid beings end up killing each other to death
>A few of the objectors grab up the human-animal hybrids and distribute them across the planets that were terraformed to help them survive
>In order to ENSURE survival, the squid god aliens gave them all psychic powers of varying strengths, and supercharged their physical abilities to help them survive
>Then all the squid aliens die and now there's a bunch of primitive animal people with psychic powers all spread across the galaxy
>Fast-forward a million years or so
>Most species are spacefaring
>Advanced "wizardry" is used in conjunction with technology to facilitate rapid expansion

And... that's it. I had a setting document somewhere but I forget where it was, and my memory is super fuzzy about it.

I swear I had these ideas FAR before ME: Andromeda, and a little before Starfinder was a thing, but Starfinder discussion got me thinking about it.

>>52745530
No promises. I'm not a total strike out, but I still don't have the best track record for getting into games.

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>when you just wanted to wait for reviewanon
>but instead you get this shit

I could have been watching minkaian moving picture programs

>>52743050
Have archetypes come out for Akashic Mysteries yet, by DSP or otherwise? I'm really thirsting for more content, and I don't have much to use currently.

>>52745539
A BREWKEEPER IS LITERALLY A STRAIGHT UPGRADE TO A NORMAL BUFF BASED ALCHEMIST, THIS IS NOT COMPLEX

PLAY A NORMAL ALCHEMIST, BECOME A BREWKEEPER.

FUCKING HELL ARE YOU ACTUALLY RETARDED YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

ITS SO EASY

ITS
SO
EASY


STOP

STOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>52745434
you sound super fucked guy
>>52745560
please calm down sir

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>>52745560

Please calm down.

>>52745569
Stop literally crying to be spoonfed you actual goddamn child.

>>52745267
>>52745318
This. Alchemists are very versatile and dependable. You don't need to throw bombs to be good, just drink a Mutagen, get a decent weapon, and hit things. Long Arm, Enlarge Person and (Shock) Shield make you a low level terror.

The thing about Alchemist touch spells is this: anything on their list can become one thanks to Poisoner's Gloves. You have a few shots a day, and now people get a Fort save, but Reduce Person, Polypurpose Panacea (Hallucination or Intoxication), and Adhesive Spittle are go to at Spell Level 1st. Skinsend and Blood Blaze for Spell Level 2nd.

There is also a feat that lets Alchemists take spells from the Sorcerer/Wizard list, like Frostbite, Shocking Grasp, or Bestow Curse. Those would not require Poisoner's Gloves to function, IIRC.

The N.Jolly Guide to the Alchemist goes very in depth on the workings of the Alchemist, and I believe it would help immensely here.

>>52744914
nerfed to what?
it was buffed????

20d6 + 2xCHA isn't exactly impressive at 20th. That's what, 86 damage maybe? Even if we empower it you'd still not even be killing shit half your level on average since it's reflex-half.

>>52745410
>tfw in a /pfg/ game, am a subby person, but not playing a subby character

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>>52745539
>Are you okay?
No, because I've been giving you posts and advice since you first started posting, and all your responses have been "Noh! I dun wanna listen buh buh buh"

You're a bitch baby who doesn't listen to what told of him, and then after being given advice all you do is whine about no one helping you or giving you advice.

You are the worst kind of player in this game, because not only can you not be arsed to learn the game yourself, but you don't even listen when other people try to help you.

Now fuck off.

Also, as for no advice on the Brewmaster, that's because just about everything Brewmaster does is just build upon what standard alchemists already have or know. If you can build a normal, non Vivisectionist Alchemist, then you won't be useful as a brewmaster, provided you aren't completely retarded, which seems to be bad news for you

How much must we beat this into your 5 inch thick skull before you get it!?

>>52745503
>>52745444
>>52745463
You're the catfolk in the legacy game

>>52745368

> 20 applications in 4 days.

If nothing else the GM knows what people want.

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>>52745579
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR CLASSIC ART AVATARSPAM!
YOU AREN"T IMPRESSING ANYONE YOU NITWIT! SEE! I CAN DO IT TOO!

All it does is show that you're trying to pretend to be smart by posting nice art to hide that fact that you are actually a complete driveling retard, as well as to deflect from when people actually criticize you for valid, if albeit done very angrily, issues.

Please fuck off to your home on reddit.

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>>52745560
Tranquilo nigga.

Chill.

>>52745569
Honestly, I'm starting to understand >>52745560
's frustration.

>>52745580
I'm not the same anon you were talking to youangry human
caps lock is pretty silly though

>>52745642
>>52745579
>samefag

>>52745485
Are you trying to seduce me, Anon?

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>>52745602
>won't
*will.
I'm so fucking pissed I'm mixing my antonyms up

>>52745587
This is fine; I'm playing a fairly subby character, but I'm a fucking psychotic neckbiter, strangler brute in real life, so it's a nice learning experience.

>>52745547
I like. And I've got a couple people I know that would like. That said I'm not 100% sure you aren't one of them.

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>>52745686
Lemme guess... one of the Dragons or RotJR groups?

>>52745718
pantyhose is very lewd anon put that away before you get thirsty reylp from thristy anon

>>52745648
I too understand the frustration with idiots. Thing is, I'm
>>52745581
>>52745404

And actually telling the noob how to make the build work or where to cut for his character idea. The nigga having a fit is yelling at a man who wants a banana while waving a plantain in his face.

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How much energy does a permanently rage-cycling Barbarian or Bloodrager produce, and could their sheer anger be used to power a DEATH RAY?

Gif completely unrelated.

>>52745751
Fuck, I love plantains. Cooking 'em up with scallops and coconut milk is the bomb.

>>52745757
Why is this bard trying to fascinate me.

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>tfw can't decide on race for my next character
>tfw stuck between Human and Scaleheart Skinwalker
On the one hand, Human is the statistically superior option due to feats and Scalehearts having a penalty to Wis (my main casting score)

But on the other, Scaleheart is just so flavorful for my Sargavan Spiritualist/Sentinal, and I can work the whole thing pretty well into her backstory. Also, dat scaly booty

Man, this is hard.

>>52745751
Actually, by my count there are two different people yelling at him

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>>52745558
I guess Akashic Mysteries wasn't very popular?

>>52745796
Pick the Scaleheart, since it meshes really well with your concept and has the booty.

Always go with Fluff and Booty over maximized but bland optimization, Anon.

>>52745818
>>52745558
Akashic was considered by many a flop due to Ssalarn, so not many people know or think about it

If one arm adds 1x your strength to the weapon's damage, why doesn't using both arms add 2x your strength?

>>52745840
Because thats not how it works you little shit

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>>52745581

I'll keep all of this in mind, thanks.

Do you know how long coming up with the gold for Poisoner's Gloves is likely to take? I'm sure it varies by campaign, but at the very least I'd like to know if I'll be able to have them by the time I meet the prerequisites for playing a Brewkeeper.

>feat that lets Alchemists take spells from the Sorcerer/Wizard list

Do you happen to know the name of the feat or where I can find it? If not that's okay, just figured I'd ask.

>The N.Jolly Guide to the Alchemist

I've had that one open just about the entire time I've been working on my character. It can just be a little confusing at times because there's so much information. Sometimes it's hard to tell how much of the guide is applicable to the character I'm trying to build, and how much of it isn't.

For example, that guide suggests that the Chirurgeon archetype isn't very good, while autism elemental up there seems to think it's just fine. Lots of conflicting information.

>>52745602

Please don't steal my images. I've been curating them for many years and I'd appreciate it if you'd get your own.

>>52745641

I don't like yours very much. You should work on your collection a little more before you get so worked up.

>>52745796
Well, if I was your GM, I'd just say "Rearrange your racial scores as you like. Because I like people getting to play funky races."

>>52745718
2hu, actually. I'm in 2hu's fluffy eared SoM playtest. I was gonna roll a scorpion, but I'm not sure 2hu's love of fluff also includes scorpion. Also, my build sucked hard because I didn't wanna minion master and that's all the Scholar is good at.

>>52745830
Was Ssalarn one of the developers? I'm admittedly not up to date with their team.

>>52745848
YEAH I BET READING IS HARD ISN'T IT YOU STUPID FUCKING MANCHILD

READ NIGGA. PROCESS THE INFORMATION. READ. LEARN TO THINK FOR YOURSELF.

>>52745858
Ssalarn was head of the Akashic team.

And Akashic has some fun stuff in it.. It's just, any GM flexible enough to let you play Akashic is almost certainly letting you play PoW/SoP which are just.. better.

Daevic: If I invest literally everything I've got, I can get a 6d6 vital strike at level 6!
PoW: If I invest one stance, I can get a 6d6 vital strike at level 6! With a whole bunch of other cool stuff. And I probably won't be using that trick because I've got better ones.

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While we're on the topic of Alchemists, anything gestalt especially well with Construct Rider, or is it just "pick something INT-based and don't take trap options?"

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>>52745848
>Please don't steal my images.
>pu-pulease donut steel muh avatars, they are all I have that make me feel special
>If I tell you to stop, that will absolve me of all criticism, r-right?
Look at this fag! Look at him and laugh!
Literally worse than 2hu!

>>52745906
No shit he's worse than 2hu

2hu can at least create original ideas.

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>>52745871
>>52745906

There's really no need to get so worked up.

>>52745894
I've been playing a Guru in an Arabian Nights game, everything seemed to fit together aesthetically, shame there won't be any content unless I make it myself though.

>>52745918
>le i am so calm and everyone is so angry around me meme

Go back to /reddit/ you absolutely useless cunt

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quicj everyone edit your apps to worship frog girl

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>>52745848

>>52745932
DELET THIS

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>>52745796
None can resist the crocobooty

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>>52745937
No.

>>52745949
DELET
THIS
DAMNIT