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That Guy DMs and Parties 2017-04-16 04:15:27 Post No. 52735184
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>Be in their first DnD group
>DMed by a guy obsessed with making his campaigns be in-jokes to Runescape and memes
>One session, we finally fucking do something original
>It's fighting a group of Orcs that are jarassing a village
>No real complexity or roleplaying, we're just Murder Hoboing throughout these settings that change every other session because of a "Magic Portal" that ALWAYS WITHOUT FAIL appears at the end of a session
>Anyways, our characters go out into the forest
>Encounter a Baby Orc
>I take this as a hopeful sign
>"Ah, perhaps we can have the Orc lead us back to their village, and we could make a deal with the Orcs to have them stop attcking the village, or maybe they can lead us to a Quest, or—"
>ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF THE GROUP SHOOTS THE FUCKING BABY ORC WITH THEIR BOW
>WHAT_IN_THE_FUCK.mp3 [Data Corrupted]
>Everybody at the table is cackling evilly ignoring how they're all classified as "Good" with me being the sole chaotic neutral
>I have no fucking clue what to do in these circumstances because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>DM writes it off, saying that in his book, it says killing Orcs is always classified as "Good" no matter what
>Party fucking murders the baby orc
>Other Orcs show up
>THEY ARE OKAY WITH THE FACT A BABY WAS JUST KILLED
>Leader is able to negotiate with the Orcs and have them fuck off
>Session ends
>MFW
Anybody else ever have a group of That Guys, or just a DM that was one?
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>killing a baby orc
i don't see the problem here
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>>52735184
The problem is you're playing DnD.
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Bail from that shit immediately.
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>>52735184
First, it's not a baby orc, it's an orc cub. Second, just imagine that it was actually a muslim larva - then you would understand their motivation.
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>>52737455
Holy shit that post.
This board is probably for you.
>>>/r9k/
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>>52737455
>comparing orcs to muslims.
>insulting orcs like that.
Dude, wtf?
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>>52735184
>Party fucking murders the baby orc
Sorry. This is not that abnormal.
>Other Orcs are okay with their baby being killed, negotiate with the baby killers, then fuck off
Yeah, this is fucked.
I can imagine a society of orcs that give no fucks about ded bebbiez, but they wouldn't be the type to sit down and negotiate shit.
Serious red flags.
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>>52737279
This is all in hindsight, that group has been dead for a long, long time now. It never really improved; just murderhobing without consequence.
>>52737245
DM was a Normie and a That Guy who made entire sessions to be acting as Runescape references, it would have been shit no matter what the game.
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>>52737245
(You)
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>>52737455
Orcs have some redeeming qualities...
Bad comparison.
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