Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1431: Emergency Glass Edition

So what did you do during the percy jackson jump jumpers besides waifu hunting??

Missed the Nier discussion, sorry.

Will there be an android creation perk.

9/11 references? Those are a must.

What are some perks that will let me out Keikaku Aizen?

>>52605027
I hear there will be some amazing ass perks.

>>52605061
Oh, good. My chain really needs more of those.

'Gotta fill out my sweet jeans.

>>52605061
Really? Because I hear it won't, considering it's a Val jump.

>>52605058
I think there are a couple in German Hollow Quest (GHQ) like the drop-in stuff iirc.

>>52604963
Set fire to the sun. I used Fiendfire. Its basically a realm of monsters now.

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I did some writefaggotry. Unrelated to previous chains. Second part of Ace Attorney is in progress. Let me know if yall are interested or like it, and I'll be posting more.

>>52605058
Keikaku Dori from The World Ends with You gives you planning skills on a absolutely ridiculous level, to the point where it would look like a string of lucky coincidences to most and even those who figure it out will only do so at the last minute. And I think The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes has a perk for DOOM levels of Keikaku. Also, Death Note has two different capstones, one giving you L-tier detective skills and crime solving genius, and one giving you Light-tier scheming abilities. Grabbing both allows you to out-keikaku both of them. Song of Ice and Fire has a scheming perk as well.

>>52605108
Why do you think I give a shit about your origin story? Every fucking jumpchain has one, they're all the exact same, and they add literally nothing of value.

>>52605079
You kidding? Val was expounding on the glory of that perfect sexy robutt the very frist day.

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What are some perks that allow me to artificially replicate rare materials? Also, what are some perks to improve mass-production?

PIc unrelated

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>>52605108
>https://pastebin.com/DNM585mb
Damn that's rough for Jump-Chan. Damn that's rough for Jumper...

> who would later become my first companion.
>Much to my eternal peril.
Pic Related.

>52605145
Not sure if really butthurt or shitposter. >.<

>>52605187
I think there are metal trees in LoT and Exalted Infernals. The islands from How to Train Your Dragon are good for that.

>>52604963
Well I haven't been there in my current chain but in my previous one we hunted down the sacred treasures of japan and used them to stop Mikaboshi from returning everything to primal chaos and free Izamami from his possession.

>>52605187
Anno 2070 has a perk specifically for that first one. And I think Titanfall has a perk for mass-production?

>>52605187
Worm

>>52605187
Artificial Alloys from Anno 2070 allows you to synthesize any material that's naturally occurring. What's cool is that you can teach others to use your synthesis process, so you can get a production line set up instead of doing it all yourself.

>>52605213
If I wanted to watch a pathetic NEET stumble around pathetically, then I'd read some isekai. Even those usually have more character development than this shit. No, these, they're all snippets of the same pathetic person not changing one bit in terms of personality or competence for better or worse. It's always the same tired formula and it's always incredibly uninteresting. Ten years is a long fucking time, anon.

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>>52605255
... Now I'm not sure if you are roleplaying Jump-Chan or not.

>>52605255
If you don't want to read the things that people write, then you are on the wrong board. Please, by all means, go to /lit/ and express the pleasure of reading Melville and Rand.

>>52605255
ITT: Someone's offended.

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>>52605108
Noice.

>>52605145
>>52605255

>>52605295
>implying anyone cares about writing on /jc/

>>52605331
I'm pretty sure that we've conclusively proven otherwise. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Wait. Fuck. It's Saturday. This is just the beginning, isn't it. Can't you at least wait until the thread has a few hundred posts?

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>>52605331
Funny thing is that I can say I do. So you're implication to the otherwise is rendered moot.

Hey has anyone ever used the Mario Jumps to get Pic Related? The tool not the character.

>>52605295
Self-insert fanfiction and especially jumpchain tend to lend themselves to poor-quality writing, yes.

>>52605384
So? People still enjoy it. It's okay for you to not like things, and it's okay for people to like things that you don't like, but stop trying to ruin it for everyone else. Coming to the realization that people like different things, some of which don't overlap with your interests, is part of growing up and becoming an adult.

>>52605108
Her father, a struggling artist with an extreme shyness in dealing with other people (how the fuck did he have a daughter while having such a crippling inability to socialize is beyond me), had been convicted of…you guessed it, murder. Namely, the murder of his mailman. I had a feeling there was a much more elaborate plot going on and, wanting Katrina out of my office as soon as possible, I reluctantly took the case. Had to pay the bills somehow.

Katrina I can best describe as a 'sentient firecracker'. Energetic, determined, stubborn, loud, and not one for the concept of personal space. She ended up acting as a perfect foil to my own personality, considering I was perpetually grumpy and lazy. To add to this, she was a few years younger than me and fit the 'sidekick' role perfectly while still dragging me around. I can't help but think that was somehow intentional, but I wasn't going to ponder the extent of Her influence here.

…I had realized too late I had no idea what the name of my 'new friend' was. It made me feel a little guilty, considering they were obviously doing this out of both boredom and a lack of contact. I'd have to apologize the next chance I get.

No I don't forgive them for tossing me into another world like a paper plane, it just pays to be considerate.

Posting part 2 in post format next

In the Buffy Jump, what does primal heritage do when not a vamp?

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>>52605424
Anyways, this began a long train of cases to solve and me bumbling my way through them. I can't count how many times I would just flat-out bullshit things or pull things out of a legal framework just to stall for time to create believable acquittals or cases. Surprisingly, and thankfully, I never ran afoul of Edgeworth or Franziska…I guess they were too busy dealing with Wright. I ran into Phoenix a few times. You kind of get over the 'personal hero' part of meeting someone in the flesh when you realize they're just as if not more of a dork than you are. Not that I didn't enjoy trading 'oh god fuck this case' stories with him. Met Maya a few times, too. Nice girl. Kat didn't like her much, though.

Years pass and I get used to the atmosphere of crazy cases after a while. I meet Apollo, and I can't help but pull the 'youngsters these days' card anytime I did. Kat, meanwhile, graduated and became an actual detective herself. She kept breaking into my office to drag me along on new cases, almost out of habit. I was disturbed by how much I was getting used to it, surmising that I had just surrendered to the comedy routine by now. I don't know whether I was maturing or just accustomed to it.

I had a reputation as a gruff but decisive defense attorney, which was amazing because I still have no idea what I'm doing.

Then, the decade turned in the middle of me stargazing one night, and I was launched screaming off into the horizon again. A second voice near me told me that Kat was on the same train, as well. The routine would continue, and this was just the beginning.

And that's it for Ace Attorney. More to come.

>>52605384
Yeah and? See >>52605445 for a pic related

>>52605489
You're not going to get anyone writing OC or longform novels here. We've driven away everyone that tried or would have tried. What are you expecting out of a novice hobby general?

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Aside from Asura's Wrath, is there any other place where you can get empowered by praying and worshiping?

>>52605545
Yes, go look in some jumps with Gods and faith.

>>52605545
Well there is primal rage off the top of my head.

>>52605545
Hyperdimension Neptunia, Master of Magic, Primal Rage, and Exalted (to some small extent at least).

>>52605545
Us worshiping or people worshiping us?
For the first D&D comes to mind immediately.
For the second there is Okami

>>52605612
>Jumper
>worshipping and praying to anything or anyone

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>>52605545
I don't know about anything of the sort.... https://pastebin.com/jFMU4f17

If anyone has a suggestion for Kami in All Things' Replacement then I'm open for suggestions.

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Time to get off my lazy ass and do more Stalwart Tiger of the Sagacious Dawn.

Last Time: We went to Stranger Things, not sure what happened there. Then we went to Seven Deadly Sins, proclaimed our-self the Rightful King of Man and went on to try and build yet another nation.

1.80's Action Movies
2.Digital Devil Saga
3.Sailor Moon
4.Dead Space
5.Ghost in the Shell
6.Gargoyles
7.Peter Pan
8.Dota 2

I DON'T need a replacement since I have something in a reserved slot right now.

>>52605657
>Tiger, the man who lacks subtlety, goes to a world of political intrigue
>Also Amaterasu, who likes computers, gets to go to a world with hacking
Well, it's gonna be fun at least.

>>52605639
>Not getting brainwashed into a cult during your first jump
>Not travelling the multiverse spreading your faith's miracles, all the while oblivious to the sinister undertones
>Not realizing far too late that your actions invited eldritch horrors into a dozen universes
>Not gaining new motivation to become powerful in order to fix the awful mess you've caused

>>52605545
Youjo Senki by someone who actually read the light novels when?

>>52605738
What, in the original moonrunes? There's maybe like two people here who are fluent in moonrunes.

>>52605738
I have only the first volume under my belt at this point, along with both the current manga chapters and the anime. Also working on Kamigawa is taking time, just one 400 cp perk a few items and drawbacks till the first official WIP can be post though!

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>>52605657
Ghost in the Shell- Well alright th-AMMY! GET OFF THAT COMPUTER! "BARK!"
0/1000
Rolled for 28
Rolled for American Empire- "What?" It would appear America formed an empire "I noticed. That's stupid" Empires are the best form of Government Raven "America wouldn't form an empire"
Hacker
Free Humanoid Calculator
Discount Super-Class-A- I will have all of the information in this world! And take it to furthur my own studies!.....AMMY GET OFF MY CONNECTION!
Assets- Obviously
Free Dummy Barrier
Free Basic Cyberization


Pretty basic build here. But Tiger is gonna spend a lot of time pouring over Cybernetics so he can use them in the future.
Ammy is just having fun hacking doge memes straight into people's eyes.

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>>52605832
1.80's Action Movies
2.Digital Devil Saga
3.Sailor Moon
4.Dead Space
5.RWBY
6.Gargoyles
7.Peter Pan
8.Dota 2


Now I'm gonna need a replacement.

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>>52605845
>80s Action Movies
.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>52605058
>S U C K E R S [200cp]
Your ability to plot, scheme, and manipulate is legendary. You could start a plan years or even decades in advance, and pull it off flawlessly with only small nudges here and there to set things into motion. With effort, you might even be able to bend the entire development of a civilization to your ends. You never even have to lie, simply omitting some crucial pieces of information instead. Those you use in your plans won't be able to or even need to understand the magnitude of your plots. Of Course, there's still a possibility of something going wrong... Even with your expertise and near-total lockdown of the course of events, something might surprise you. I'm not a gambling man. But if I was, I wouldn't bet on it.

it's what I've been using it's from Sburb

>>52605655
>https://pastebin.com/jFMU4f17

>Symbolic Link [200]:
What's a 'fasate'?

>Divine Intervention [600]:
The capstone getting better with more purchases of the 200cp perk is a little odd, but okay.

I really like them otherwise.

>spoiler
Maybe something to do with the Spirit Dragons or the Kirin?

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>>52605832
>>52605859
>Tiger in 80's Action Movies
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>52605867
hmm. note to self be more careful when copying from one-note

Hey, anything let you mix altforms?

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complications babysitter and only tears now

location world 3
race human
perks cry, prehensile tongue, safety bubble, riding, swipe and weapon guy

items diaper, storytime, stylin specs, comfy nest, mask, clan/troop, happy flower, coin, cookies, magic scepter, stilts, skis, fruit and beanstalk seeds

>>52605911
No.

>>52605911
Yes

Joker Brand Explosives- Bombs shaped like babies. Bombs shaped like candles. Bombs shaped like toy cars. There’re even bombs shaped like bombs. You have a supply of explosives big enough to blow Gotham to kingdom come, everything from dynamite to thermite and everything in between, as well as huge stockpiles of the Joker’s laughing gas. Around half of the bombs have your face on them, so that the police know who to thank. (300 CP, discount Drop In)

Jumper Computer- A state of the art supercomputer on par with the Batcomputer, which Batman utilizes in most of his detective work. Among its many functions are tremendous computational ability, chemical analysis, as well as an advanced searching tool that can scan for specific words, objects, and people in everything from books, to newspapers, to TV shows and more. (300 CP, discount Bat-Family/Vigilante)

Programmable Metal- A special metal that can be “programmed” with only a few slight touches, creating impressive geometric shapes, weapons, or nigh-unbreakable bindings and changing flexibility and rigidity in a moment’s notice. In addition to a small supply of the metal that you have, you also have the knowhow to make more. (300 CP, discount Scientist)

Plasma Guns- Experimental energy weapons developed by the military, these rifles at first glance may look like something you’d see in a bad Sci-Fi movie, or a comic book. In reality, they are highly dangerous, capable of destroying a tank at a distance of two hundred feet and punching through asphalt and flipping cars just from the force of the impact. (300 CP, discount Criminal)

>>52605911
Maybe

>>52605911
there is one in Blame! and one in sword Art online.

>>52605911
'this isnt even my final form' from sword art online basically lets you merge and take advantage of all the advantages of your alt-forms, if i recall

Thanks!

>>52605911
Sword Art Online is the golden standard for that stuff. Please remember that it also gives you a 100% mythological raid boss transformation.

The Avengers! Earth's Mightiest Heroes also has a perk for that based on the Hulk. Not as flexible as SAO's, but it also has a neat discount scheme with a drawback to make you share your head with someone else for your stay.

Blame! and Digimon Cyber Sleuth also have perks for it. From what I recall, both take some time, but have additional effects. Particularly, both just note alternate forms, which presumably includes things that aren't proper Jump-chan given altforms. Digimon's also lets you copy Digimon body parts in order to get powers.

You're welcome, anon.

>>52605942
Huh. With the previous ones I wanted all the Drop-In items, and in this tier I want everything /but/ the Drop-In item.

>>52605942
Also, asking again, but does anyone have any good ideas for 50 CP items for Scientists?

Here are the other 50 CP items from last thread:

Puddin’s Pie- Once a day, you can summon a large pie in your Warehouse, big enough to theoretically hide a person. You can choose the filling/flavor of the pie. Cherry on top is optional, but highly recommended. If you want, you can choose to seamlessly put a Companion inside the pie when you summon it, though warning them might be a good idea. (50 CP, free Drop In)

Grey Ghost Memorabilia- A collection of Grey Ghost merchandise in mint condition. Included are film reels of all episodes of the Grey Ghost series, as well as the books. The entire collection would fetch a very good price if it went to auction, but perhaps it might hold some sentimental value to you or someone you know? (50 CP, free Bat-family/Vigilante)

…A Rock!- Whenever you’re outside, you can find a rock. Not the same rock, but a large rock will always be on hand wherever you go. It’s the perfect size for throwing at pointy-eared vigilantes. (50 CP, free Criminal)

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>>52605832
Funnily enough America does fall under the definition of an Empire. Go ahead and look it up, I find it funny.

>>52605879
>What's a 'fasate'?
I have no idea how that got through Spellcheck. Mean facet, which is to say 'a part of'.

>The capstone getting better with more purchases of the 200cp perk is a little odd, but okay.
It's one of those odd choices that I'm personally very comfortable with but I fear other won't like. By the logic of the books and system it makes sense though.

>I really like them otherwise.
Yay!

>Maybe something to do with the Spirit Dragons or the Kirin?
What exactly is unique to the Dragons and Kirin? I've read through the books and other lore, including the short stories, and the only thing I can find that is even remotely unique to Dragons is that one fought and was wounded by the big man himself, which while impressive is just showing the dragon in question is a very strong spirit. There was also the dragon that taught the Mirror Breaker, but still not anything any other Kami couldn't do.

>>52605911
/Shill/ On the Edge of Demise from Zelda: Minish Cap Jump. /Shill/

Otherwise it's gotta be >>52605985

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>>52605445
https://pastebin.com/5k6pzdyB

Intermission plus Warehouse and bodymod! No brakes on this train.

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>>52605845
80s Action Movies- "We found your perfect world Tiger" What are you talking about Raven? "You'll see"
0/1600
Drop-in- Wait what? *explosion* OH FUCK YOU!
Free One-Liner
Free Bulging Muscles
Free Don't Look at Explosions
Discount Goddamn Sexual Tyrannosaurus(DON'T JUDGE ME!)- Who is covering my eyes and why are they allowed to pick one of my perks?
Vehicular Mayhem- BEEP BEEP! GET OUT OF THE WAY! "STOP USING CARS AS BATTERING RAMS!" NO!
Terminator
Now I Have a Machine Gun, Ho Ho Ho

Get To Da Choppah+400 "Pffft! HAHAHAHAHA" What exactly is so funny? "The idea of YOU! Mr. Collateral Damage, protecting someone" I can keep people safe! "Not really"
Suburban Hellhole+200 More firefights!


"Hey Boss?" "Yeah? "There's a car headed this way" "Shoot it" "I did, it just ran through the RPG" "What" "Yeah and no-OH GOD!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ROAD RAGE!
"Oh god let me out of his car! You're gonna kill us both!" Bullets will be worse for you than a couple of bruises "YOU RAMMED A FUCKING TANK!"

Does anyone know if Battler G from super robot wars original jumperations updates if you import your super robot somewhere else?

>>52605949
Theres none in blame.

>>52606067
No fuck you go away.

>>52606073
Read it again,It's the capstone for the silicon life tree.

>Adaptation 600
Proficiency is just a matter of practice and time, and proficiency with your body and forms is no different. All Silicon Life have periods as they integrate new components for adaptation and improvement, and there are some forms of Silicon Life that will repeat this process incessantly, evidently never satisfied with the way their body turns out. Through your own process of trial and error, you can now selectively merge portions of your alternate forms together to create hybrid forms. You may pick and choose components from different forms as you like, but be wary that a short period of adaptation follows suit afterwards as you acclimatize to your new body. For those of you just starting off, you can start byintegrating inanimate objects – but these won’t work as well, and are likely to wear out with repeated use. Still, it’s nice to have a turret to substitute for your arm on the fly.

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>>52605911
Zelda: The Minish Cap has When On The Edge of Demise, which allows you to freely combine racial traits or abilities between altforms, while also giving you an additional form that enhances your attack/defense/magical power.
It also activates that second part automatically if you're near death, giving you a full health restore.

I feel like I want to bring that up more just because it means there's actually two options instead of just the one from SAO.

>>52606037
I'm trying to think of something really dumb and quirky, and I'm remembering the one episode where Poison Ivy tried to turn Alfred into a plant, and she stood right there talking to him when he came into her spa, and her only disguise was, like, a lab coat, glasses, and a ponytail.

So maybe a pair of glasses that makes you look really unassuming?
I'm surprised Clark Kent glasses aren't a thing you can buy in any of the jumps, come to think of it.

>>52606057
>"...where am I supposed to sign, Anon?"
Lul. That's a bit tacky, but otherwise it's not horrible. Not much going on though.

>>52606121
>I'm surprised Clark Kent glasses aren't a thing you can buy in any of the jumps, come to think of it.

technically that's not an item or anything so much as super hypnotism,pretty sure there's places where you can get Super hypnotism.

>>52606113
He's probably trying to say that it's one of the nonexistent jumps so the perk doesn't count :^) though technically the same goes for the digimon one.

Rolled 4 (1d8)

>>52606062
Got a replacement from the IRC. Gonna need another one.

1.Disney Princess
2.Digital Devil Saga
3.Sailor Moon
4.Dead Space
5.RWBY
6.Gargoyles
7.Peter Pan
8.Dota 2

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>>52606134
>nonexistent jumps

> It's right on the drive.

>>52605942
Does the supply of bombs replenish?

Does body mod modify the body you have after your first jump or your original?

>>52606143
>Dead Space.
...huh. I have nothing witty to say here. Or even "that was stupid, but I think it's witty"

>>52606152
After your first jump,you can't take it until after your first jump since it's a supplement.

>>52606143
One piece? If you've done that then Mass effect or a fate jump you haven't done.

>>52606153
Erm..."Dead Space is about to become a whole lot deader"?

Nah, that sounds stupid even for a cheesy one liner...

>>52606148
It's a nicer way of saying that the jump is invalid because it's also hosted on another drive.

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>>52606153
Bringing Ammy to a place where hostile moons have seriously fucked up the universe after she's had to face off with things like the Black Mud and acknowledge that maybe she's a bit out of shape.... I can in no way see this going well even without Tiger.

>>52606121
Thanks for the help Konata. One of the Bat-family/Vigilante perks works sorta like that, so I don't think that will work out, though that does give me an idea.

Would lab safety equipment that somehow reduces the chances/severity of mishaps in the lab be appropriate for 50 CP? Or would that be too little compared to the others 50 CP items?

>>52606151
Yes.

>>52606202
but that's stupid, It was accepted onto our drive first, who cares of SB put it on Their drive because they don't have enough good content.

>>52606202
It's on our drive you stale donut.

>>52606202
If it is in our drive, then it's valid.
What other people do if none of our business nor should it let them dictate terms to us as to what is and is not valid.

where can i go to study under some of the greatest masters of the martial arts?

>>52606234
>>52606237

Except it's not on the drive.

>>52606239
What Jackie Chan?
Jackie Chan Adventures.
Right there in the title, anon.

>>52606239
Wuxia, xianxia, jacky chan

>>52606215
Can the bomb supply have our symbol instead of our face? My face isn't exactly menacing enough for a bomb...

>>52606245
Okay.. who cares then if someone wants to use it?
Drive or no drive, it's a perfectly fine jump for people who aren't Dirge-hatin' or just plain lazy.

>>52606258
Sure.

>>52606239
You're going to have to be much more specific about the kind of martial arts you want to learn.
>>52606245
Click the drive in the OP ,click on the folder and then search blame it's under complete but needs image work. A-M

>>52606268
But if it's not on the drive then it's not allowed.

And if you're jumping unallowed jumps then you're doing it wrong.

>>52606270
I'm not looking for the jump mountains style stuff. looking for more of the ip man, Bruce, and jackie style stuff.

>>52606245
It's on Dirge's drive, which is the same as the SB drive for most people

>>52606067

?

>>52606245
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
You cutely obvious shitposter, you.

One day you'll grow up and shit post like a man, anon. Which is still pathetic but miles better than you.

>>52606152

Body Mod modifies your default body for all intents and purposes. How you fluff that is left to you, but it's basically the human body you have when you got nothing else. Most "all your powers are gone" drawbacks tend to still leave you with Body Mod intact.

>>52606239

Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple is pretty decent.

It says volumes that the fucking tumblrite who started jumpmaking is more sensible than our fucking regulars on this subject.

>>52606285
So your saying that I can't jump a jump without your approval.
My imagination needs your stamp of approval before it's 'okay'.
Fuck you, shitposter.

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I'm ending this right now. It's on the drive, in the unimaged section, A-M, right here.

>>52606245
> https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDdXB3RUtGNHlqWlk/view?usp=drive_web

It actually is.

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>>52606285
It's on the drive. In A-M what the heck are you talking about?

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>>52605255

I'm actually going to have some character development happen to my jumper in that they're going to be marginally less pathetic and I'm trying to improve on writing, but sure. Just whine on an anonymous image board.

>>52606296
go to fate and pick up Bodhidharma as your servant and build him with EX Chinese martial arts there now you have the best possible kung fu teacher

>>52606285
>doing it wrong.
I hope your being ironic here, buddy.
This is an imagination game, there is no 'doing it wrong'. Unless you some nazi-fascisct who thinks only your way of doing things is alright.
If so, then look out for Bancho, he might just punch you in public alongside Captain America.

Also you are factually wrong. Check your facts before posting you incompentant shitstirrer.

>>52606321
No it's not.

>>52606285
Just wait for the replacement jump then?

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>>52606352
then you might have something wrong with your browser because I'm looking at it right now

>>52606297
Please don't insult SB we don't want to be associated with your shitposter.

>>52605545
I love in that image, one guy's face is just lol'ing and sticking out his tongue with googly eyes.

Well, it SB exclusive so Coiling Dragon - worship from a lot of people, after a certain point in cultivation, acts like a cultivation aid, but was never clearly described or went into detail in the book

>>52606172
Accepted.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I had....issues I had to deal with.

>>52606208
I don't know enough about Dead Space to comment beyond "wow, sounds like Ammy is gonna be pissed"

>>52606408
It's a shame your issues didn't deal with you.

>>52606387
>I love in that image, one guy's face is just lol'ing and sticking out his tongue with googly eyes.
That's actually how that god, Hanuman's actually depicted IRL.

>>52606376
I think at this point he just wants to say that the jump is nonexistent just like the other jumps that Dirge made to try and deny he ever existed. Just go along with it and let him be happy.

>>52606486
yeah, that seems like an awful thing to do to His legacysince he made one of my favorite Jumps

>>52606408
I hope everything is alright, buddy.

Dead Space is pretty nasty. Great games, horrible setting.
Horrible in the sense that you really would not want to live in such a vile nest of stupidity and self-destructive belief-systems.

>>52606486
All it takes for Evil to thrive is for Good men to do nothing, Anon.

>>52606538
This guy or someone like him is real beef with Dirge. He doesn't like him personally is constantly trying to attack him, revise history to smear his character or attack his jumps with the only basis being that he doesn't like them, that's it.

I like to imagine that Dirge in RL cut him off from going into the toilet when this guy really needed to pee.

It is likely to be that petty a motivation, but the reality is likely less funny.

>>52606538
jumpmakers are like a dime a dozen, just wait a couple months and we'll probably have six or seven people to replace him.

>>52606585
Yes yes we're more than well aware you dislike the people who make the shit you read.

>>52606584
I know how that can be. I've been on both ends of that
>>52606585
no they are not, we are currently losing more jump makers. Then we are gaining , and there is the matter of quality,compare lost Valley of the dinosaurs to damn near any other jump.

>>52606585
How long have you been here for? That does not sound like anything anyone but a newbie would say.

Let me be clear: we are not that lucky.

Nor are we so rich that we can throw away perfectly good jumps just because the jumpmaker is supposedly not that nice or just because some douchbags don't like it, when the majority or at least a good chunk of us here do like them, or at least find them sufficently inoffensive that replacing them just because seems like an ill-motivated waste of energy.

>>52606245
Next you're going to say that Generic Exalted is not a valid Jump.

Geez, man.

>>52606584
>All it takes for Evil to thrive is for Good men to do nothing, Anon.
Aren't you being a little too dramatic? He was just another jumpmaker. We've seen plenty of them come and go.

>>52605655
So, for Symbolic Link, how do you connect that to a land? Does it just need to be shadowy if you picked 'Shadows' for example, or would you need to pick that particular land as your Symbolic Link?

>>52606625
And you're wrong for liking them.

>>52606623
Lost Valley of the Dinosaurs is a pretty great scenario, GOAT even, but mechanically as a jump it's somewhat lacking.

>>52606585
be respectful, man. don't shit talk the people that make our jumps. Valeria and Heavens aren't replaceable.

>>52606628
Try to be a little less obvious shit-chan in trying to make yourself seem to have backing when you are really samefagging.
It is embarassing to watch you act like this. Have some dignity.

>>52606641
Yeah, well you're stupid.
Now that we have decended to the level of playground insults how about you go cry into a corner somewhere dark and cold, while the rest of us enjoy all of Dirge's lovely, lovely jumps.

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>>52606245
I see what you're trying to say. You want to say that the Drive is what is on our hearts and each of us should choose on an individual level what Jumps we accept and which ones we don't, thus leaving behind petty disputes and feuds with other communities, for we are all jumpers doing this for fun.

Truly a sage between men, anon is.

Guys, he's literally replying with 'BUT YUR WROGN' and 'UR MOM'. It's clearly some 11-year old autist shitposting os his daddy's cellphone.

IGNORE
THE
FUCKER

>>52606585
Yes, and I bet you'll be the first to replace them and post your jumps.
Ah, your jumps.
Those jumps you've been writing.
We heard about those jumps.
How excited you were about those jumps.
How disappointing that you're losing your will to complete those jumps we heard about and that you were excited about.
Jumps.
Jumps you've been working on.
Sure. Of course.
You've been working on JUMPS.
JUMPS of great importance!
JUMPS that will change Jumpchain forever!
How could people be so selfish as to post things you don't like and discourage you from completing your JUMPS of GREAT IMPORTANCE.
Absolutely.
I'm sure you're working very hard on your JUMPS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE.
Don't let the thread get you down and discourage you from completing your JUMPS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE.
How tragic it would be if we never got your JUMPS. OF GREAT. IMPORTANCE.

>>52606611
>the people who make the shit you read.
You mean the barely-competent monkeys who make shit shopping lists out of actually respectable art? Sure, whatever you say.

>>52606239
Step One: go to G Gundam
Step Two: Find Master Asia
Step Three: Punch out a building.

>>52605655
so how strictly are you defining land types? like, for example, a moon-sized space station? a extra dimensional warehouse?
>>52606654
yeah I know it's not the typical format for jumps, but I thought the differences were pretty interesting and worked. once you grow afraid to experiment you start to stagnate,and once you start to stagnate you start to die.

>>52606661
I don't know who pissed in the other anon's cereal, but all I was saying was that new jumpmakers are going to show up and that the ones that have left aren't magically unique like he wants to insist they are.

>>52606625
I don't think anyone has even brought up throwing away jumps, but from what I can tell, this isn't the first time the jumpmaker left, and from the first time he left we had plenty of new jumpmakers show up to replace him. No reason why we won't see more show up to replace him now.

>>52606671
Take a chill pill anon.

>>52606721
And to that I ask: Why the fuck are you here.

Go on. Answer me. Why are you here.

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>>52606143
Dead Space-
0/1900
Rolled for 36
Engineering
Rolled for CMS Roanoke
Free Scrap Hound
Discount Infinitely Customizable
Discount Modular Designs
Deeply Greedily
Cult of Personality- Yes
Free Power Nodes
Personal Craft
Discount Research Vessel
Free RIG
Free Increased Inventory
Free Overcharger
Discount Universal Clamps

Too Ugly to Live+600- I get to kill a moon? I get to kill multiple moons!? I LOVE YOU! "BARK BARK!" YEAH AMMY! LET'S KILL US SOME MOONS!
Marker Madness+300- Please, who could make me insan-KILL EVERYTHING RAGHGHHEHFFHGHGG! "Not seeing any difference"

>>52606584
Oh I'm fine, just annoyed. Don't read if you get queasy easily.
Someone in my house fed my dog chinese food, that he proceeded to puke all over the carpet. Cleaning that, and making sure he was alright, wasn't fun

>>52606749
He's a shitposting asshole, anon.

All the reason he needs.

Remember peeps. Hide / ignore / whatever and move on. Shitposters are a dime a dozen.

>>52606798
Nu uh

Shitposters contribute more than jumpmakers :^)

#ShitpostLivesMatter

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Jump # 38 Kara no Kyoukai (Free choice)
Background: Ordinary Drop Out (0)
Starting time: November 1998 (well right in the thick of it)
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Perks:
*Origin – Hero (0)
*Magic Circuits (0)
*Find Anything (0)
*Friend to everyone (50, Discount)
*It’s All in the Blood – Nanaya (200)
*Determination (100, Discount)
*Proto-Tohno Gland (200, Discount) Bard Theme
*Stupid Good (300, Discount)
*Expert of Many specializations (200)
*Doll Maker (600)
Equipment
*Infinite Supply of Haagen –Dazs Ice Cream (50)
Drawbacks:
*Too Nice (+100)
*Dark Stalker (+300)
*Mad Bomber (+300)

Always odd to do one of my old jumps, anyways this one went a little long so I decided to go ahead and pastebin it. If anyone is interested here you go https://pastebin.com/7VgmSZX8

>>52606661
I am this far away *holds finger and thumb a mm away from one another* from being convinced that this is shit-chan trying a new tactic and no-one else here has any negative opinion about Dirge or his jumps but this guy.

He talks in such a toxic manner about Jumpmakers is general, that is definately shit-chan's attitude right there.

>>52606729
I am always chill. You however are trying insult me and deride my point by falsly implying that I was emotional. So how about you go fuck yourself and take me hot sweaty point to the face like the good little shit-bitch that you are.

>>52606701
You are right. Last post on the subject.
Let the fucker rot.

>>52606749
Because he hates all of us and wants us to be unhappy.
Because he hates himself and is unhappy.
He is pathetic, yet don't hate him.
'Pity da' fool.

>>52606771
Oh, I remember when my dog was ill like that. Pain in the butt to clean.

>>52606717
>someone actually turning my post into copypasta
I'm immortal now.

Rolled 8 (1d8)

>>52606771
Final one for right now, gonna need another replacement.

1.Disney Princess
2.Digital Devil Saga
3.Sailor Moon
4.One Piece
5.RWBY
6.Gargoyles
7.Peter Pan
8.Dota 2

>>52606827
Don't think he's outright ill. Just that spices, like what's on Chinese food, isn't good for dogs.

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>>52606843
>MOBAs
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>52606827
>I am always chill. You however are trying insult me and deride my point by falsly implying that I was emotional
So you normally go around spewing out lines about good and evil just because some anon decided to shitpost?

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>>52606041
>What exactly is unique to the Dragons and Kirin?
...Not sure actually. Why are they Dragon Spirits and Kirin Spirits instead of simply spirits? I don't have the most in-depth Kamigawa knowledge.

At the very least though, the Dragon Spirits are /quite/ a bit bigger than even the five/six story building maximum of the standard Bizarre Form.

The Kirin just seems to cause stuff with their visitation, just showing up and stuff happening as a result? Which fits with them being good omens in mythology.

>>52606837
I also have Lasagnacat on tap if it gets desperate.

>>52606843
Goat Simulator.

>>52606859
Calm down, man. All this negative energy is gonna drain your karma. Relax, take a time out and calm the fuck down, man.

>>52606895
>Internet can't read tone, the trilogy.

Really, anyone who replies to him at this point is a shitposter themselves. He can't be any more obvious, and he's been doing the same shit for the last month. So either people have some kind of genetical directive in the same genes that cause their autism to keep respondong to him and keep having the same arguments, or there are enough anons who want to fling shit literally every thread, as if they have nothing better to do. None of these options makes the /jc/ community seem any good.

>>52606920
He's not going to calm down.
He's going to explode.
Run for your lives.
RUN.

He's gone full-on autist.

>>52606924
>he's been doing the same shit for the last month
He's been doing the same shit for the last COUPLE YEARS, my dude.

>>52606924
And yet you love us, really.
Why else are you still here?

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>>52606728
>a moon-sized space station?
That's not a land, Bancho. That's pretty much an entire world.

You could probably get a bunch of artifacts mana bonds from that though. Either by making those places associated with a particular color of mana like pic related, or just colorless mana from industrial stuff/wastelands.

>>52606941
I know, but the whole dirge obsession has /really/ started the last few months. /jc/ has a long and rich history of autism, but you gotta differentiate between the different time periods.

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>>52606937
IT'S TOO LATE TO RUN NOW ANON.

>>52606920
Calm down, man.
Don't get so angry.
It's only a thread.

>>52606948
I really don't know. With school in my way I haven't even done any builds or written anything lately. Sadly, it's probably just the fact that I have nothing better to do with my time

>>52606956
He's focused on different targets at times. It's just a new target, not a change in what he does, so it's irrelevant.

>>52606924
Shitposting is an integral part of all generals. The larger the general gets, the harder it is to avoid shitposting. /jc/'s problem isn't that shitposting exists or that people bite bait, it's that our shitposting comes from anon drama rather than other generals, where it's usually something actually involving whatever the general is discussing. Like vn generals shitpost about waifus, or vg generals shitpost about memes in games.

Your memes are things like BODACIOUS BABES, The Timmy, and now nonexistent jumps or banned jumps. You can't possibly have good quality shitposting with something as stupid as that.

>>52606723
Or just buy "It's All In The Mind". A flat 400 CP but boy oh boy it's worth it.

>>52606877
Accepted

>>52606960
Oh, god oh god
They told us.
They warned us!
And it true.
The retard-polcalypse.

Tell my wife and child I love them.
Tell my mother-in-law that she can suck my di...
Ka-boom.

>>52606952
>You could probably get a bunch of artifacts mana bonds from that though. Either by making those places associated with a particular color of mana like pic related, or just colorless mana from industrial stuff/wastelands.

did you forget your trip? And it has lots of football field sized Microclimates in it's various modules. So would Those be big enough to count of as lands?
>>52606982
it has been ruled that that does not actually teach you undefeated of the East style, though

>>52606956
Because Dirge left in the last few months? It only makes sense to switch to a target that won't argue back. It's not that much different from how we suddenly see all these people showing up to point out why Dirge is one of the worst jumpmakers we've ever had, when they never bothered to say anything to him when he actually asked for feedback way back when.

It's just easy and fun to kick a dead horse for some.

inb4 Dirge was a cocky dick who never listened to anyone :^)

>>52606975
Gotta agree with that desu. The /lolg/ is objectively even shittier, but I find myself having more fun there than on /jc/. The trolling, shitposting, and even the memes kinda seem more organic and natural, if you know what I mean? Here it's just people artificially creating drama over and over again, but people can't keep themselves from participating in it, so it'll be the same the next thousand threads as well.

>>52606975
tl;dr we don't get good shitposting because we don't have good memes.

>>52606974
Agreed.
Shitposter is actually impressing me a little.
Here I though he was like one of those stupid little dogs old ladies get.
The ones that bark and bark and have a brain the size of a pea.
Well, he acted like that to Red, constantly trying to hump her leg and I thought that was all to him.
But he has proven me wrong.
He is a stupid little dog that can hump TWO different legs.
Bravo, shitty-chan. You have surpassed my low-low-low expectations of you by a smidgen.

>>52607029
It's all in the memes in the end anon. Thread politics, world politics, and even all kinds of intersocial relationships are ruled by the might of memes. Our generation might not discover new continents or travel space, but I truly believe that we live in the dankest of times.

>>52607029
Does that mean we should try and get Memes somehow? Or would that be worse?

>>52607057
Memes at least try to be funny, all shitposter intends to bring is pain

>>52607049
>Our generation might not discover new continents or travel space

As if I needed to be in anymore despair.

>>52607057
At this point it's too late.

We're stuck with what we have.

>>52607014
Well there's another difference in that people in other generals don't have nearly as many rules. This is probably the only general where you actually have memes related to rules and people arguing about whether shit is valid or not. At least with waifu memeing or director trashing it's just people pitching in to the screaming choir and then when everyone has had their fun they move on to something else.

Drama memes are fine when they're done right. /tosg/ has tons of drama memes involving certain players known for ERP, but none of the drama memes are anything overtly hateful, in contrast to this place. There isn't a single meme that isn't hateful except for the Worm Best Waifu meme.

>>52607057
No, that way lie only reddit memes. True memes are born from chance and coincidence, grown naturally in a sea of shit. I believe that /jc/ simply isn't big enough to produce our own memes yet.

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>>52607005
>did you forget your trip?
I'm not Gaunlet, just a MtG player.

But no, Lands are much bigger than football fields. They're entire islands and mountains, and places of that scale.

At best, you might be able to establish a mana bond with a lot of them in one place, which probably gets you colorless or /maybe/ (unlikely though) any color.

>>52607049
cosmic absolute, regular reality
breath of a image/concept, syntony of civilizations
confused descendants of rebel cells
I fly towards the universe, I'll pass through it
if you are a star, show yourself, I will stop
oooh oooh

is this what we're doing now

Are we despairing.

I wasn't ready for despair today but I can pen it in.

>>52607057
True memes are things that forms naturally, things that are memorable to everyone involved. The atmosphere here isn't conductive to that, you already have people shitting on others whenever they make anything, and they just screech louder when somebody tries anything deviant. If people are busy fighting off shitposters or shitposting, no memes will form that doesn't revolve around the shitposting.

You can't force a meme, BODACIOUS BABES should have proved that. It had no substance behind it that could have been memorable because it was just a random phrase and some pictures. No one could connect to it. It isn't anywhere close to the 77777777 /pol/ GET meme, or the KEK meme, which had a substantial amount of traction and work put into making it the meme it is now.

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>>52607112
>Not having despair already planned for the day
Look at Mr. Sunshine over here.

...we do have the DiSu meme. Does that count?

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>>52607112
Yes, we are despairing. I am currently despairing over the frustrations of muggle technology.

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>>52606843
Dota2- What is this back story? More evil moons?
0/1000
Intelligence
The Radiant
Icewrack
A Simple Human
Discount a Bracon to the Hopeful
Discount Temperance of Thousands
Free The Intelligence of a Hero
Discount Ancient Magus
Discount Dragon Knight
Free Ghost Scepter
Discount Glimmer Cape

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Has random chance ever flung situations that were going badly for you, in your face? Like something wildly implausible happened to help you anyway? Or was it the opposite in that unfortunate circumstances flung situations out of your favor?

>>52607154
Did you ever think that maybe the technology is made like that just to anger and annoy wizards? Like muggles use it every day no problems and suddenly you try to use it and it just HAPPENS to be acting up?

>>52607083
well let's see, do any of these qualify?

1.essentially a magical little Tokyo, think treasure town from tekkonkinkreet only more hyper dimensional
2.a volcano Forge works surrounded by a massive tropical Valley.
3.Two rural towns
4. A set of around eight song towers merged together all of which are over 5000 years old.
5. A cyberpunk demon realm.
6.a spaceship roughly twice the size of Manhattan
7.an extremely deep and wide dungeon filled with monsters.
8.a boat which could easily be mistaken for a town

>>52607147
If everyone knows about it in the community and people will spew it out regularly without it getting stale, it's a meme. If it's just something between a namefag and a couple anons where nobody else has a clue what it's about, it's an in joke.

>>52604963
I didn't go waifu hunting, One of my companions from that jump may have done that to me but that's a different story, instead I studied magic and tried to break the masquerade by empowering mortals and revealing the existence of gods, monsters, magic, etc. to the public.

It went about as well as you'd expect.

Wow, those endings from NieR: Automata were some very poignant stuff. It'd be a real shame if someone were to spoil them...

>>52607279
Yeah, it was crazy.
The main character gets cucked by their love interest and then they all die, you never see it coming.

>>52607279
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
ROSEBUD WAS HIS SLED
DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER
THE ALIENS DIE FROM DISEASE

>>52607279
Oh. There you are, Satan.
How are you?

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>>52606825
Jump # 39 SCP Foundation
Location:
Background: Researcher (100)
Age:
Gender: Female
Perks:
*Murphy’s Law (0)
*Sufficiently Analyzed (200, Discount)
*sufficiently Advanced (300, Discount)
*Genre Savvy (100)
*Danger Sense (200)
Companions
*Research Assistants (100, Discount)

Companions
All
Background: Researcher
Perks:
*Murphy’s Law
*Genre Savvy
*Danger Sense

Journal Entry # 39 - 1

Wow, so I don’t really like this place. It’s tough when you complain about Inhuman conditions of testing on humans and get told, yeah a lot of people feel that way and we are perfectly willing to listen to any suggestions of a better way to do it but this works and until you come up with something better, we really don’t want to hear about it. I can tell already this is going to be a long decade.

(to be continued)

>>52607309
>you never see it coming.
I have been conditioned to expect NTR when it comes to Japan

>>52607321
Journal Entry # 39 -5

Well we had another breakout today this time it was some immortal super monster that adapts to everything and is psychic and psychotic. While Adam and the rest of my companions helped get the rest of the researchers out safely Akitsu and I cornered it, she nailed it with a sphere of Ultimate destruction. It left some dust behind. I am in trouble now because I pulled out a rod of disintegration and said I used that to kill SCP -682. I claimed that it was an SCP that I was just getting around to registering but didn’t have a chance because of the break out.

I am in soooo much trouble, the only reason I am not fired and worse right now is that SCP 682 seems to be dead. (I am not supposed to know this but apparently they are planning a party later because of it). The dust was collected with a dust buster then dropped in to a tank of acid just to make sure but so far nothing.

Journal entry # 39 -6

So I know I am in trouble but… I am on desk duty and doing things they would usually give interns. It’s not like I saved a bunch of people’s lives or anything. So I guess my plans to work my way up in to heading this place and then instating more humane testing practices are shot to hell. I tell you no good deed goes unpunished. Also they haven’t been able to get the rod to work except with some weird SCP that can use it. I hate this place. After I get my spark I am not coming back and I am stealing back my rod before I leave because these guys suck. Also I am setting all the computers to play the hamster dance on an endless loop when I leave

>>52607330
I was just making shit up, anon.
I know nothing about NieR.
I just thought the other guy was being a faggot.

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>>52607189
>1.essentially a magical little Tokyo, think treasure town from tekkonkinkreet only more hyper dimensional
Yes. Probably a Colorless land, unless it's obviously associated with some color like Ravnica's city districts.

>2.a volcano Forge works surrounded by a massive tropical Valley.
Yes. Depending on the relative size of the volcano forge (is it a full-size volcano?), it'd be either Red or Green. Possibly both, if a full-size volcano.

>3.Two rural towns
Yes. They're most likely to be White, maybe Green depending on whether there are foresty areas/groves to with them.

>4. A set of around eight song towers merged together all of which are over 5000 years old.
Yes. Sounds like a Blue or Colorless thing.

>5. A cyberpunk demon realm.
Doesn't tell me a lot about its size, nor what this particular demon realm entails... but likely to be Black if it's like MtG or classical demons.

>6.a spaceship roughly twice the size of Manhattan
Iffy. I'd say it's just a huge artifact myself, and not a land. Would be colorless otherwise (or maybe White if this is anything like a standard-ish Light of Terra).

>7.an extremely deep and wide dungeon filled with monsters.
Probably. I'd guess Black for its subterranness, but otherwise no clue for its mana color.

>8.a boat which could easily be mistaken for a town
Maybe? If it's basically a drifting town, it probably counts. If it's more of boat than a town, it's probably just an artifact.

>>52607338
Watch out, your journal entries 2 through 4 were eaten by a memetic hazard.

>>52606585
>jumpmakers are like a dime a dozen
He must be posting from alternate reality /tg/.

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>>52606483
Hanuman's cool. He's a giant kung fu monkey who fights snake demons, once tried to eat the sun because he thought it was a mango (and succeeded), and who takes metaphors far too literally and therefore actually has his best friend Rama inside his heart. Like, he's got a little clone of Rama that he keeps in there. Rama's wife Sita, too. It's gross. I love it.

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>>52607355
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT NTR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>52607398
Don't worry, the plot has more than enough betrayal to satisfy your fetish. It's just not sexual betrayal.

>>52607373
Maybe it's a prophecy anon. Just as Dirge was the second coming of Babylon, we'll have a second coming of Dirge in a new jumpmaker. Somebody who will dump fifty jumps into a single thread all at once.:^)

>>52604963
what is there to do in Percy Jackson? This anon doesn't know much about it.

>>52607379
I have found my God.
All praise the Monkey God.
*unsheathes sword - ignoring that it is purely ornamental and would have difficulty in cutting butter*
All heatens shall die.

>>52607432
Ah, just as it was foretold in the prophecy.

>>52605187

Minecraft's Cheat Mode is a decent way to do it - if a little inefficient.

Fuse everything you want to duplicate together into a single item, and keep combining the masses.

True Creation and Wish from DnD will let you make virtually anything in exchange for life-force/memories (the cost can be side-stepped, with care).

The various Wyld shaping charms in Exalted could be able to help - not sure how you'd apply them post-Exalted. Might be possible to create a Wyld zone, and then shape it... not entirely sure on that.

>>52607481
Heatens? Yeah! Fuck those guys! All hail Monkey God and Snow Meiser!

>>52607358\
>Maybe? If it's basically a drifting town, it probably counts. If it's more of boat than a town, it's probably just an artifact.

it's the Arc from Anno 2070 if that helps

>Iffy. I'd say it's just a huge artifact myself, and not a land. Would be colorless otherwise (or maybe White if this is anything like a standard-ish Light of Terra)

is there a standard version? I imported it lots of places and went full necron with it so white might be a strong possibility

>Doesn't tell me a lot about its size, nor what this particular demon realm entails... but likely to be Black if it's like MtG or classical demons.

it's the Netherworld from the Disgaea: Hour of Darkness DLC

Also would a decently sized internal world from exalted the Infernals count?

>>52607379
I wonder why all of India's gods are so girly looking. It's like the pantheon was designed to be bishie.

>>52607544
>it's the Arc from Anno 2070 if that helps
Blueeee!

Not that anon, but the Arc (assuming you went for the underwater one and is not a filthy casual...joking).
Anyway it has the eve AI, lets you construct stuff and is a mobile command center.

So....Blue/White (It might change depending on any upgrades you can do to it, but more or less Blue White seems right to me, Blue for research and tech, White for any order you create with it and being your command centre.....maybe?).

But yeah at the very least its Blue.

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Are there any perks that would let me do this?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Matter_Substitution

I couldn't find any gifs of it in action, but I'm pretty sure there's some character from Darker Than Black with this specific power.

>>52607676
Probably just like, the popular artstyle at the time instead of realistic depictions of what they thought they looked like. Kinda like how Insular Art looks like Christian Hieroglyphics.

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>>52607544
>it's the Arc from Anno 2070 if that helps
Ah yeah, I think that'd just be an Artifact.

>is there a standard version? I imported it lots of places and went full necron with it so white might be a strong possibility
Not really, but with 'standard' I mean it 'just' being an Imperial ship.

I'm... not sure why Necrons would be White? Considering how nigh-omnicidal they are, they don't seem to fit White's morality and teamwork stuff. http://mtg.gamepedia.com/White

>it's the Netherworld from the Disgaea: Hour of Darkness DLC
Well, judging from the impression of Disgaea Demons I got from the jump, that'd be Black, yes. If a /lot/ less nasty than MtG demons.

>Also would a decently sized internal world from exalted the Infernals count?
Bancho, with the Charm version you get an area 12 mile in diameter, 113 square miles.

You could quite easily makes biomes that you could make mana bonds with in there. Of course, unless you keep it relatively small, it'd fall under the 'world, not a single land' thing you had with the moon-sized space station. (Not if the Disgaea Netherworld could also be HUEG enough to be multiple lands).

Anyway, color would depend entirely on the landscape you form there. Or possibly your Devil Tiger themes, since the place has to be in line with those.

>>52607720
Pretty sure Omega-level Teleportation from X-Men Movies and Teleportation from Raildex can do it? FMA Alchemy can achieve a similar effect, but it's converting existing matter rather than replacing it.

>>52607314
Really? I thought the aliens die from Ripley.

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What does the Jumper reply?

>>52607802
"I know, they were my skeletons." "Also I'm taking that lady comment as a compliment."

>>52607802
I just asked where the bathroom is...

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>>52607739
>I'm... not sure why Necrons would be White? Considering how nigh-omnicidal they are, they don't seem to fit White's morality and teamwork stuff. http://mtg.gamepedia.com/White

I was under the impression that White was simply law rather than anything explicitly "good" sexiest girl is white after all

>You could quite easily makes biomes that you could make mana bonds with in there. Of course, unless you keep it relatively small, it'd fall under the 'world, not a single land' thing you had with the moon-sized space station. (Not if the Disgaea Netherworld could also be HUEG enough to be multiple lands).

ell all right then. I've used the charm expansion charm a lot like at least once every other year for a thousand years in world of cultivation

>>52607802
I know Anung ,I was one of them. Now let's get you home

>>52607802
I know, I was there, I am literally a skeleton. Geez, you're drunk.

>>52607802
"We've all been drinking with skeletons, now hurry up and get the atomsmasher running."

My last jump was dwarf fortress, on an evil glacier.

>>52607802
>"Pass the bottle, you selfish prick."

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>>52607802
"I know, I was one of the skeletons you were drinking with. Now sit your ass down, you're drunk."

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>>52607866
>>52607863
>>52607852
>>52607841
>>52607824
>All Jumpers are skeletons

:^)

SB-ers, amirite?

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>>52607889

>>52607802
but you promised you would take me to the opera!

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>>52607841
>I was under the impression that White was simply law rather than anything explicitly "good" sexiest girl is white after all
It's not "good", no. It's not quite just Law though.

But they have /some/ White aspects, so I'd probably put them down as White/Black

>ell all right then. I've used the charm expansion charm a lot like at least once every other year for a thousand years in world of cultivation
...Spending 5 hours on something, just once every two years, is a lot to you?

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>>52607883
No, actually, I just like keeping them around. They have a good sense of humerus, and by that I mean they can take a good ribbing. Really tickles their funny bone. Really like rattling off the counter jokes once they stop busting their guts- -if they had any.

>>52607940
>...Spending 5 hours on something, just once every two years, is a lot to you?

wait, what i thought. It took like two weeks each time? Or did I misremember/misinterpret something? also, considering that is 500 times yes

>>52607955
Why didn't you told us about this before?

>>52607771
I'm pretty sure its War of Worlds he's talking about.

>>52607955
>all those skeleton puns
I have a bone to pick with you, you numb skull.

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"First off, I'm not a lady, I'm a moth. Get it right."

"Second of all, how do skeletons drink? Is there some magical skeleton alcohol out there that skeletons can drink? How?"

"Third of all, how does drinking with skeletons indicate that you're a badass not to be messed with? Are drunk skeletons particularly violent when they get drunk? Please elaborate."

>>52607984
Forgot to link this
>>52607802

>>52607984
NikaMoth, you're drunk, go home.

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>>52607966
>wait, what i thought. It took like two weeks each time? Or did I misremember/misinterpret something?
Nah, using the expansion charm just takes some five hours of meditation. You probably misinterpreted something.

>also, considering that is 500 times yes
Generally, yes. But relatively to a thousand years, no.

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>>52607970
What?

>>52607979
I'm sorry, but if you want to get sternum with me, I've gotta patella you that I've got a skeleton and have no intentions of stopping. Alright, that's a fibula, I'm running out quick.

>>52607802
>"Yeah, Carl and the boys are pretty cool."

>>52607802
Bruh.

I'm not sure you know what's going on.

But there's a goddamn dragon in the kitchen.

>>52608011
Okay i'm beefing that up to every third day then one third of 1000 years in days is 1.46 million miles which is roughly 30 times the size of Jupiter

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Days+in+1000+years+divided+by+three

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=12+mile+radius+times+121667

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_radius

>>52608035
I bet you think you're really hip with these puns, but let me tell you something you bone head, I'm not the least bit impressed...okay, that's not entirely true. Tibia honest, I do like some of these puns, but others are just bad to the bone.

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Well it's that time again. I am looking for more suggestions on jumps to add to my list to roll for. Here is a list of jumps I have already taken. https://pastebin.com/u26SLK0X
Thanks in advance for any suggestions.

I am still trying to figure out which digimon to be in the jumps we have for them.

>>52608165
Let's get some more /tg/ in this thread.

In Nomine
Ravenloft
Exalted: Infernals
Eclipse Phase

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>>52608108
Yeah, I'm pretty hip with the kids, you could even call me Pelvis Presley. I'm glad you're being up-frontal with me like a mandible with your concerns however. I hold the art of skelepuns sacrum so if you think you could do better, I'm all ears. or I would be if I had any.

So, go ahead, talus a few jokes. Raise the lumbar for the rest of us. Push yourself to the maxilla. Let it rib, dude.

>>52608208
No one will know how to help you if they don't have a clue what it is you're after. You could just pick a main protagonist digimon like Agumon for the default jump and Guilmon for the Tamers jump.

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>>52608093
Okay. Now /that/ is damn big.

but, this:
>https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=12+mile+radius+times+121667
isn't calculating the square miles of the area, it's just doing 12*121667.

Also, it's 12 miles diameter, not radius.


Use these for your surface area:

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=12+mile+diameter+circle+area

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=113.1+square+miles+times+121667

>>52608213
>Ravenloft
lol rather fitting
>>52608213
Ok, added to the list

>>52608165
ActRaiser
SMT
Legend of Spyro
Teen Titans

>>52608165
Digital Devil Saga.
Devil Survivor 1.
Devil Survivor 2.
R-Type.

>>52608165
thanks for checking that this kind of stuff is why I do my best to show my mathAlso, can we just put https://www.wolframalpha.com in the OP already? It's so useful for figuring out stuff

>>52608215
Alright, fine. What do you call a lonely skeleton?

>>52608312
I don't know anon, what *do* you call a lonely skeleton?

>>52608292
>>52608299

Alright adding those to the list, thank you to everyone who suggested something.

>>52608215
Please capitate to the other anon. No one else finds this humerus. Seriously, you're being a real baculum.

>>52608323
Just don't call them late for dinner.

>>52608323
A boner.

>>52607222
Thankfully I had already done the Santa jump for that. the perk helped
The results though were not what one might call ideal.
Why hello there Jumper's second go around on the Titomachy roller coaster.

>>52608306
Umm... by any chance did you mean to reply to another post?

>>52608397
yes, that is exactly what happened>>52608306
was intended for>>52608264

What are the best elements to take in the Spyro jump? My favourites are Fire, Wind, Lightning, and Poison, so I'm torn as to what I should drop. I mean, Fire and Wind are a staple for dragons everywhere so they are practically mandatory, but the brain enhancing function of Lightning also appeals to me, and Poison looks extremely versatile.

>>52608332

Aaaalright, fine, I'll capitulum and call it a day. And right after I boned up on different bones to keep things going too, oh well.

>>52608353
So you're telling me a lonely skeleton really feels it in the pubis eh?

Alright, I'm super out of material by this point. This was really fun guys, thanks a whole bunch for prompting me onwards with the puns and stuff. Not every day you get people being good sports and getting in on the act.

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>>52608306
>>52608412
Right. No problem, 30 times jupiter just seemed off to me, so I figured I'd check.

Anyway, I'm still not sure where you're getting that being larger than Jupiter from?

Because Jupiter's surface is 23,71 billion square miles. Compared to your 1.46 million and my 13. 761 million square miles. It's quite a lot bigger.

My (somewhat larger) area is /almost/ the size of the moon's surface though (about 94% of it), which is 15 million square miles.

>>52608416
It's about the only way they can, nowadays. No problem, man, it was pun.

>>52608422
>Because Jupiter's surface is 23,71 billion square miles. Compared to your 1.46 million and my 13. 761 million square miles. It's quite a lot bigger.

well, it said 3.4 nominal solar radius in the one I did wrong nd a nominal soul radius is 10 times Jupiter.

>>52607984
when skeletons drink, the booze just goes right through them. they don't get drunk. that's why somebody who drinks with skellingtons (assuming they're keeping pace with the rattlebones) is probably very, very drunk.

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>>52608442
Ah, right. Yes, if you put all of the charm uses in a straight line, (and doubled them, since you used 12 as the radius instead of diameter), you'd get that as the length of your internal world.

It'd be a rather thin strip of a world through.

Friendly reminder that on SB , it's okay to genocide a species because one or two of their members did the equivalent of talking smack.

>>52608588
Thats pretty much the same here too.

>>52607435
Basically you're in a world where there are demigods, and the whole idea of western civilization is tied to the Greek Gods, and they have a bunch of half breeds... and Kronos is threatening to bust out of tartarus (like AoM)

So I went to half blood camp and bided my time until the Titomachy kicked off.

>>52608588
That's not what the discussion was about. Also, you should check your obsession with SB.

>>52608636
I'm surprised he didn't end up mentioning that Dirge had finished the XII rewrite just to get more banned jump bucks

>>52608588
>on SB , it's okay to genocide a species because
They need reasons? Wow, they sure are different.

Right. Time to get this out of the way, as this is undoubtedly going to be a horribly unpopular design decision. Put it in pastebin due to running out of text space.

https://pastebin.com/rzeb2XZw

I know I said I was gonna stay in my hole but, given the design decision here I'm thinking the best call's seeing what ya'll think.

I get a bad gut feeling but hey.

>>52608659
Give up the jump already.

It's obvious you don't know what you're doing.

Where can a jumper get zombie dragons as minions?

>>52608659

Looks great so far, will you be adding more familiars anon?

>>52608659
It looks pretty good. Ignore the shitposter, you can tell him from his lack of actual criticism.

Also just curious, what happens if you summon an Infernal underground, underwater or in space?

>>52608659
...Uh. Why is one of the most basic Warlock features 200cp to keep out of the jump?

Also, is there a need to list all of the demons out specifically? Right now you'd be blocking access to summoning Shivarra, Observers, Void Lords, and the other upgrade demons.

And things like summoning a wild imp swarm, and other things Warlocks can do (even outside of the NPCs and lore).

>>52608688
Give up on life already.

It's obvious you don't know what you're doing

>>52608659
We already have plenty of summons that don't take up companion slots? What's the issue here? Or is there something I'm not seeing?

>>52608729
>...Uh. Why is one of the most basic Warlock features 200cp to keep out of the jump?

Because he's taking Red's advice on jump design.

That should say a lot of things.

>>52608659
>>52608729
To add on my other questions, why is this purchaseable for non-Warlocks? None of the other class perks you showed off give actual parts of their classes for others to use.

>>52608729
I'd assume you'd still be able to find a way to barter an arrangement with them being as you've got the magic. Not sure, though.

>>52608738
This is a good point, though.

>>52608744
It certainly tells me your mother beats you harder than your father and you wish you had more of his attention, but that's neither here nor there.

>>52608588
Do we care?
The answer is no.

Please stop bothering us with trivia about assholes elsewhere; we have enough assholes here, thank you very much.

>>52608729
But it says Discounted?

>>52608738
It's just OAA whipping himself with his free hand. He gets off to it.

>>52608801
Yes. Which is weird, because that (as said here >>52608755) would mean non-Warlocks can apparently take this as a perk too?

So, it's 200cp for 1/3rd of the Warlock class. Available to anyone. Which doesn't make sense with his other perks?


For an actual Warlock, it seems weird to pay for this, even discounted.

Now that we've got the screamers out of the way.

>>52608710
>>52608729
It's the basic list of demons right now, there will be others added.

And the reason for the price is - Hunters get only one beast, and can't swap them out easily without going back to a stable or other such location. Warlock demons have sapience (disregarding the Infernal) and a greater degree of utility, as well as the warlock always having access to them.

>>52608755
As for this, I honestly don't have a defense. Am willing to remove it.

>>52608738
It's me trying to apply follower guidelines to the Demons without any solid basis for how followers / non-Companions actually fucking working.

hence my worry on reactions to it.

>>52608735
>>52608766
Cool off man, they get their jollies from reactions.

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>>52608744
>>52608688
>>52608588
>>52608822

Well, here we are.
Such shit, much wow.
Shitposters weekend, people.
This is how he spends it.
Not with friends or family, but being a lazy lying doche-nozzle.

>>52608758
>>52608856
sorry I didn't catch your posts, 4chan's loading funny.

But yeah big issue is summed up >>52608859

>>52608859
>It's me trying to apply follower guidelines to the Demons without any solid basis for how followers / non-Companions actually fucking working. hence my worry on reactions to it.

Not that anon you were talking too but you are overreacting man, they look fine

I can't remember, what perk was it that stopped you from being erased from existence?

>>52608920
By default, summoning doesn't take up companion limits though

>>52608859
>It's the basic list of demons right now, there will be others added.
Alright. I still feel a list like this is unnecessary, since it blocks off summoning whatever is not on there.

It would be something else if you listed them as demons that Warlocks usually summon though. I could get on board with that, though it might be better for the Notes than bloating this perk so much.

>As for this, I honestly don't have a defense. Am willing to remove it.
I'd honestly be in favor of that. Aside from cheapening Warlock by making one of its key features available to anyone (which is my primary concern, it's not like Druid has a 200cp perk for Shapeshifting, or like the stuff of other class is up for purchase)...

It also takes up a perk slot for Warlocks, to let them do something I'd assume they'd be able to do by default.

>>52608925
There are multiple. Alter World has one for shutting down reality warpers from dunking you out of existence directly, while Nobodies from Kingdom Hearts, by virtue of not existing in the first place, can resist being erased from reality through willpower.

>>52608822
OAA doesn't have a free hand. That's kind of the deal with having only one arm.

>>52608988
I think that was kind of the point, anon, which makes it even more dickish.

>>52608859
>apply follower guidelines to the demons

Yeah, I don't think this is a good idea. Dremora are sapient, angels are sapient, the theoretical Servants you can summon using the Grail War plans are sapient, the eldritch horrors from beyond the Outer Gate are sapient-and there's ways to get more than eight of those already. Consider your demonic followers don't automatically respawn and presumably have to be maintained by your magical connection rather than fiat.

Hunter-beast relations are more of a pet and master thing, it's hardly fair to compare them to warlocks when strictly speaking you don't need any magic to own a pet.
I'd recommend you forget about

for the ranma jump, does the Mind-Altering Curse have to be a canon one?

>>52609040
*rather than fiat, ergo something that disrupts that connection runs the risk of banishing them like a regular summon as well

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>>52607802
I brought more drinks. Also I'm a dude.

>>52609041
I'd guess not, since there are few examples of mind-altering curses in canon.

>>52608822
What does OAA stand for?

>>52609080
One Armed Anon

>>52609080
One Armed Anon. He named himself such since his first major chain featured a plot hook of his Jumper getting their arm bitten off after getting cocky and the benefactor going "Okay, we can do something fun with this" and made it so he could never replace it or heal it, ever.

>>52608588
Dude, to us SBers thats like waaay more provocation than we usually need.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpV6pP7n1RI