/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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>>52567870
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>>52567878
Page 3/3.

>>52567870
>I try to save everyone at the cost of my life.
>Maki hits her commanding officer on the head, taking my place.
>Kills all of my friends. Murders the crew.
>Destroys most of my ship and takes control of the rest.
>Cryogenically freezes me, which is arguably just as deadly as uploading my mind. An entirely frozen brain connected to a petrified, unmoving body is not the same as an unconscious one.
>Acts like a cute anime girl when she wakes me up.

No, I'm not going to delete her out of anger. But from a practical military standpoint I can't rely on her anymore. Especially not as an AI in control of all my equipment. She's happy to ignore my orders, attack me, and kill our allies if she thinks it'll save my life. I'm a criminal by proxy if I go along with that.

>>52567870
Where's the DLC where you get to slowly delete Maki's memory banks while she is still turned on and replace her with a better AI?

If there is a DLC where you can replace her, I really hope it doesn't try to justify what she did and guilt trip you. Think of this from the perspective of the captain.

>You wake up. Maki tells you everything in the intro.
>Prints herself a catgirl body and blushingly asks if you think she'a cute.
>Talks about rapidly modifying your DNA, describing all the aliens in peppy language.
>Generally acts like an adorable anime girl while you're mourning the death of all your friends, your crew, Earth, AND ALMOST ALL OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION.

That's undeniably disturbed behavior. Torturing or murdering her would be edgy and hypocritical, but there should be an option to upload yourself and take over that role.

>>52567870
>expecting a cyoa based on the event horizon movie
>all I got was waifus in space

I never felt so disappointed.

>inb4 "Why don't you make an Event Horizon: the movie cyoa anon?
>"Be the change you want to see!"

Because I'm lazy and unmotivated.

>>52568037
Are you kidding? Look at the AI girl. This CYOA is sinister even if that's unintentional.

>>52568049
/cyoag/ is over saturated with waifus anon, why the hell should I care about one waifu out of the hundreds of possible picks that I can choose from the dozens of waifu cyoas that exist?

>>52568073
I don't like waifu CYOAs that much either. More outlandish or original stuff is more fun.

>>52568089
Well we're the minority anon.

>>52568099
>>52568089
No you're not. But you are
>>52568037
>lazy and unmotivated.

Waifufags are not

A thread late but quality OC my senpai
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>>52567870
Oh this one, I have to say Beri if you are reading this, I do think the ship section is the one that needs expanding the most. Just because of the sections it is the one that feels the most like it was meant to be larger.

And here's my current build.
Jeli, because goo girl is always a great option.
Command, Heat Immunity for the extras, not that I feel I need to use Command on anyone but it could be fun, and Heat immunity seems like it could be nice for some things in this, but I would trade it out for a vacuum immunity.
Lena, I don't think I could not take her, even if something is off. Azalea, alright I end up picking a bad "planet" for her, but she still sounds super useful. Aqui, because goo girl is always a great option.
Rocky Road, space mining and possibly the most rapid way to build things, sure it's not the best new homeworld for humanity, but the current humans aren't exactly human anymore.
Fortification, High Tech, Forge, Nuclear, 34
I'm going straight for making a construction base to get this mining underway
Carrier Frame, 6
I'll finish the carrier later using my High Tech Forge, it'll be my first mining ship and I want to spend my remaining resources on getting that going.

>>52568314
>not posting your build

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Necromancer update when?

Uhm, guys, I keep making builds but when will they become real? How much longer do I need to wait?

>>52568541
i have the same problem. is this going to be fixed soon?

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Share some of your more mildly edgy/evil fantasies.

I've always wanted to have a supernatural parent. Be it a dragon, succ, witch, etc. On some level this means I'd want to replace my parents or let one of them be retroactively cucked. I still want it.

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>>52568435
>No Alice

>>52568435
>giant laborer
>12057 Kg
T H I Q

Anyway, gonna go with moth girl and the cute centipede and live in a cave while selling clothes. Seems like as good a life as any. Nice to see this finished, and sans the blue eyerape backgrounds.

>>52568541
>>52568568
Idk what your problem is, I'm already an immortal animu girl with several spaceships, demiplanes, a huge harem, and more magical powers than I can count. I think you're doing something wrong desu...

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>>52569045
>you need to pay to keep your memory

>>52569045
Back to School CYOA: (+40)
Appearance:
>Normal Hair Color: Blonde (Free)
>Ahoge: Airhead (+3)
>Normal Eye Colour: Blue (Free)
>Pure Skin (-6)
>Ultra Sensitive: Allergic (+5)
>Male Gender (Free)
Talents:
>Athletic: Untalented (+5)
>Bookworm: Untalented (+5)
>Cute: General Talent (-5)
>Tech Mastery: Untalented (+5)
>Artistic: Untalented (+5)
>Lucky: General Talent (-5)
Magical Enchantments:
>Extended Life x9 (-9)
>Retain Memories (-15)
Friends:
>Female Combination: Childhood Friend + Genius + Heroine + Stalker + Olympian (-25)
Country:
>Japanese Anime
School:
>Fun Kindergarten (-3)
Teacher:
>Sweet Teacher

>>52569045
+40

-00 Normal Hair (black)
-00 Normal Eyes (green)
-06 Pure Skin

+05 Untalent (Artistic)
-05 Lucky (Deus Ex Machina)

-10 Harem
-15 Retain Memories
-01 Extended Life

-05 Hero Friend

-03 Fun KG

Relaxed Teacher


Hello, sweetest years.

>>52568435
Bottom of page 8 cuts off the zombie, wyvern yuki-onna and... yeti?

>>52569045
>erases you unless you spend 15 LP to retain your memory
Yeah, this one's BS

>>52567870
>>52567878
>>52567886
Illegible/10.

>>52569273
Glory hole of prosperity
Adventure helmet
Demon Maid
Meme Machine

I REGRET NOTHING

>>52569137
>>52569454
Are you people still whining about that? Man you're entitled.

>>52569273
Wizardchan Account, Grimy Note, Meme Machine, Demon Maid

>>52569523
>Yeah, those stupid entitled, SJW, feminazi, millennial cucks and their sense of self.
>Wanting their own autonomy, how entitled can those cucks be.
>Aren't I right guys? Huh? Huh?

>>52569273
I choose 5 year apprenticeship 4 times. Didn't expect that, did you, you old fuck?

>>52567940
>Murders the crew
>Implying they would survive the curbstomping of the things anyways
>She then expends the next THOUSAND years or so preparing all this

Im supposed to be mad?

>>52567870
Sorry I haven't had time to work on this yesterday. I know I won't have much time today either.

But there's one fairly critical detail (that I had been saving for a quest section) I feel I should mention. The thing that attacked the ship? It was turning people into cronenbergs. Think of things aling the lines of my Defender of Humanity CYOA. The last Maki saw Lena, she hardly looked like Lena. I won't say whether or not the crew could really be saved, but there's some more information to work with.

Some things I plan to add to the ship section:
Cargo (with a hangar option for big ships / colonies)
Shields
Weapons
Fighter ships (things smaller than cruisers that are all-in-one combat ships)
Luxury

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>>52569723
What's a cronenberg? Some kind of mega jew?

>>52569786
I just used the term (named a a person known for the stuff) that they used in Rick & Morty. Basically intense body horror.

>>52569805
Lena's picture isn't all that horrific.

>>52569786
Very famous filmmaker, his films most famous for the disturbing imagery of visceral, gruesome human transformation. Among his masterpieces are The Fly, Scanners, Videodrome, eXistenZ and The Brood.

Recently, the name once again gained memetic status due to being featured in the cartoon Rick & Morty, in which the verb "Cronenberg'd" is used to jokingly refer to the mad scientist Rick's experiment transforming humans into shapeless masses of eyes, teeth and flesh, like from a Cronenberg film.

>>52569821
Looks like time fuckery to me

>>52569821
That is why Maki doesn't trust her.

>>52569833
Are you a time traveler

>>52569853
What makes you think that nonsense?

>>52569866
You seem familiar with time fuckery

>>52569587
You have your autonomy. You can say no and keep your current life, or you can pay the cost to keep your memories and still get a second chance plus 25 points worth of boosts.

You're the kind of person who opens his mouth and waits for a roast duck to fly into it, then spits it out and whines because it didn't have a scallion along with it.

>>52569869
I fucked your ass time and time again if that's what you're asking.

>>52569869
Its not that hard to see that this is time fuckery
I mean come on even now she is phasing in an out

>>52569879
She's just blue

>>52569890
da ba dee dabi die

>>52569045

Normal hair, eyes, skin (red, blue, pale)

Gender Swap 4
Bookworm, Science 5
Cute, general 5

Quick Learner 8
Stalker, Future Love Interest fused 8

Prep School 3
Mature Teacher

Leaves seven points.

Add a Bookworm speciality for languages. Then three 1UPs.

I should have no trouble in school, with my inherent abilities and my uncanny facility for picking up advanced ideas as if I've seen them all before somehow.

I'll be absolutely adorable of course, quite the cutest little girl in the school; and nothing can be sweeter than the way the little boy who fixated on me on our very first day at school goes on to stick right by me through all the years to come. I know, it might be creepy for a while, when we're teenagers and don't know quite how to cope with how we're beginning to feel, but in the end we'll know it was meant to be.

>>52569523
I don't know, anon. What should they complain about? Or are you just triggered by negative feedback in general?

>>52569523
Well, I'm not. Ditching the memory of a screwy life would be nice.

>>52570000
You can do it right now you know. No need for silly pretend games.

>>52569977
"Your CYOA doesn't let me have everything I want for free" isn't negative feedback. It's a fundamental misunderstanding of what a choice is.

>>52570011
Nah, my memory is too sharp to just ditch shit.

>>52570075
Money,of course.

>>52570075
assuming had a safe way of ensuring it was mine, 10 billion dollars. if i dont then the gf

>>52570075
Half-Life 3. I just guaranteed the existence of an afterlife for all mankind. You're welcome.

>>52570125
Yes, in a frozen over Hell!

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>>52569045
>Appearance
Normal Hair Colour - Blonde
Normal Eye Colour - Blue
Normal Skin Colour - Pale
Pure (6)
Ultra Sensitive (2)
Gender Swap (4)
>Talents
Cute - General (5)
Artistic - Drawing (5)
Tech Mastery Untalent (+5)
>Enchantments
Retain Memories (15)
Extended Life (1)
>Friends
Stalker (4)
>School
Fun Kindergarten (3)
>Teacher
Gamer Teacher

So who else is gonna be in school with me?

>>52570075
Wizard
Prestidigitation alone can make you rich and charm person + polymorph can get you all the pussy you want.

>>52570089
Then you're either a liar or a coward.

>>52570145
Given the choice, I think most people would choose to live in Alaska than not at all.

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Why am I not the dragon king of a fantasy kingdom?

>>52570201
How are you going to get rich on 20 casts of polymorph per month, minus five per time you decide to get your dick/pussy/dickpussy wet?

>>52570239
Stop posting, retard.

>>52570205
I don't think you understand how the mind functions.

>>52570264
I know you're a moron.

>>52570252
>cringing at the view in the mirror

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>>52570252
How about no.

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Some of the text in this CYOA alludes to a 3rd page, does anybody know if one was made?

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>>52570273
Is that all you could come up with?

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>>52570343
>gf
>no bf
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>52570197

As long as you remember nobody wants to play pretend with you any more when you say that you used to be a big man. That's just ewww.

>>52570358
Well, they're all women, calling it "Anon's BF" would be misleading.

>>52570343
>non-anime gf

Don't know how to feel about this one.

>>52570436
well technically you should feel normal considering you aren't a anime protagonist

>>52569723
>Dat spoiler

You know with that information Maki might of had the right of it. Just because we were convinced we could save everyone if they were all turned into cronenburgs I don't know there was anything we could do about it.

>>52567938
there should be ways to make creatures appropriate to the strange biomes.
as it is, you can only populate your crystal and biomechanical regions with normal creatures.

>>52567870
>Forced to become a filthy xeno

Can't I just get augmented or something?

>>52570509
I doubt that blowing almost the whole ship was going to be done if it was not the only choice anyways

>>52570562
The "human" option is there

>>52570343
>/tg/
>none of them are ever into traditional games
Why?

>>52570572
Wasn't Maki like a lowly bodyguard? What the fuck did she know. She might have singlehandedly murdered all your crewmembers by going all martyr-yandere on your ass.

>>52569754
architect
flesh sculptor
astral informant

>>52568314
>>52559124
>Trap
>Endowed 3
>Artistic 3
>Master chef 3

Everyone knows the best traps are the ones with big dicks! It's even manlier to dominate a trap with a big dick!

>>52570875
If you install yourself as the ai of the ship and see that shit in the cameras im sure you would have done something similar don't you?

>>52570425
Who would believe me even if I did say that?

>>52570846
Arielle could almost certainly be talked into it, and Ramona might enjoy a beer & crisps type game so long as it's with the right company.

>>52570919
Nope.

>>52568049
There's also the weird implications of what the hell is going on with Lena. That feels pretty ominous to me, and that's intentional.

>>52571099
Yeah sure

>>52570919
I assume that the captain of the ship would have more tactical and general knowledge to deal with such a situation. She violently usurped a task she wasn't suited for and the results can now be seen.

>>52571208
That was no ordinary attack and you know it

>>52567870
Human
Heat Immunity
Climber's Will
Rath
Dreadnought
Hi-Tech
Forge
Nuclear Gen

I'm sure I can print out some decent stuff to sell for the rest of the upgrades.

>>52571225
>General, we're being attacked by zombie dogs from out space!
>Yeah uhm, I wasn't trained for that.
>...
>You know what, let my bodyguard Betsy lead the troops while I get really, really far away.
>...

>>52571225
>General, we're being attacked by zombie dogs from outer space!
>Yeah uhm, I wasn't trained for that.
>...
>You know what, let my bodyguard Betsy lead the troops while I get really, really far away.
>...

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>>52569045
I suppose it's time, hm? Time to let go.

>Hair Color: Normal (Red)
>Eye Color: Green
>Skin Color: Fair
>Other Appearance Bits: Pure [36], Ultra Sensitive [34], Gender Swap [30]

>Talents: Bookworm (General) [25], Bookworm (History) [21], Artistic (Drawing) [16]
>Magical Enchantments: Quick Learner [8], Extended Life (1 year) [7]
>Friends: Future Love Interest [3]
>Kindergarten: Fun Kindergarten [0]
>Teacher: Mature Teacher

Despite the pic, I am not actually a robot. But then, I won't remember pic anyway, hm? I was going to fade out fruitlessly, anyway. Why not give someone else a chance in doing so?

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I'll be honest, I have no idea why I even like this one so much. I just do.

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>>52571299

>>52571297
Penny's death was so satisfying.

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>>52569045
>START 40
Black Hair 40
Brown Eyes 40
Fair Skin 40
Reverse Trap 37

>Talents
Athletic 32
Cute 27

>Magic
Extended Life x4 23
Retain Memories 8


>Friends
Future Love Interest+Stalker 0

>School
Girl's School

Man, that suicide avoidance tax is pretty harsh.
Whatever, I'm going to fun school.
It's going to be weird when someone I watched grow up starts getting /really/ into me.

>>52571299
This one always splits me up.

Live a quiet, but financially tight life with the cow girl, struggling with my morals for years?

Or elevate humanity alongside a sex-obsessed, hyper-intelligent bimbo, whom I likely will not be able to control and has one of the only things I'm scared of inside of her? Parasites fucking gross me out. But super hot sex obsessed smart blondes turn me on.

>>52571299
>Weird Girlfriend Choice 2

I don't remember ever seeing 1, or I just don't remember it.

>>52571299
Dae Eun-Yeong every time

>>52571362
>Parasites fucking gross me out
It's a symbiont.

>>52571362
Not even the friendly parasite can get her to not OD on drugs. Drugs are too powerful for it to actually stop. No one stops the D. Can't beat the D. The girl's in a death spiral.

>>52571401
That is correct.

>>52571295
Well what would you had done at this situation eh? what master plan you had against a threat that already got in to your ship unimpended and then massacring your crew and turning them in to ''Things''

>>52571299
Tabitha is so close to my ideal girl I actually feel a little sad she's not real.

>>52571421
I figure Raphael might hook you up with one of his buddies. Once she has an equal, maybe she'll chill out. Perhaps I could even get over the gross factor in exchange for the power

>>52571409
It says it is, true. And maybe it is. Maybe 90% of it's species are. But just one malevolent, brain sucking slug is too many. One second you've got a cool, black suit, the next you're trying to eat people.

>>52571362
>Live a quiet, but financially tight life with the cow girl, struggling with my morals for years
The people struggling with this like it's a moral issue crack me up. She's not human, she's an organism LITERALLY bred to fuck. She's a living onahole. Use her as one.

>>52571476
>I figure Raphael might hook you up with one of his buddies. Once she has an equal, maybe she'll chill out. Perhaps I could even get over the gross factor in exchange for the power

... Really? Well, whatever. It's your fantasy, but I can't say that I'm not judging you.

>>52571515
He chose a literal bimbo that's going to cuck him.
Did you think good taste was ever a factor there?

>>52571531
No...

>>52571479
>bred to be fuckable*
there's a difference between being designed for a thing, and being made to be good at it - as far as i understand the creatures are fuckable but aren't any more pathologically designed for it than humans (apart from the milking thing)

physically she may be a perfect lay, but mentally she appears to be just an underdeveloped human which =/= living onahole

>>52571578
No, I actually meant "literally". Not in the internet sense. In the logical one. She was bred for the purpose of being a living sex toy. Just fulfill it.

>>52571299
>>52571322
The best girl is obviously Eunice - behind a thin veneer of posturing and tsun, there's a sweet, big-titted, magic dere.

>>52571599
>if your parent want you to be a doctor its okay for me to force you to be one

the issue is that that "purpose" appears to be assigned rather than internal (she isnt viewing herself as such)

>>52571620
How much more internal can you get from being genetically designed for a purpose?

>>52571299
Why did Meshara have to be a raging slut
It's not fair

>>52571641
Be honest: would you spend 10,000 years a virgin if you were hot, powerful, immortal and rich?

>>52571637
self chosen? just because a person is good at running doesn't mean that a coach can kidnap them and force them to be a runner

>>52571658
There's a difference between sleeping with people and being a whore, and knowing the author I think he was going for the latter

>>52571663
There's a difference between being "good at running" and being artificially designed as a species to have huge ass leg muscles by age 3, hormonal boosters that kick in during a run, and hyperefficient red blood cells that require you to eat special supplements to remain alive.

>>52570845

A filthy xeno that looks like a human is still a filthy xeno

>>52571692
>your parents are fans of eugenics/ genetic engineering
>specifically chose to do some whacky GMO shit to the embrio to make you good at running
>you have no interest in running

is it okay to force you to run against your will since you are "designed" for it?

>>52571692
So where do I cop one of these living onaholes.

>>52568314
>>52559124
>Normal (Just give me a copy of my old body.)
Sherlock 6
Seeing Double 0
-Combat Training 1

>Client
Time Paradox

I'm going to find that recruiter, and I'm going to cremate their body with them inside it.
Naw, just kidding. I'll probably just bully them.
But if they pull this shit again...

>>52571731
GATTACA or something

>>52571755
>GATTACA
wat - is the movie relevant somehow?

>>52571746
Make the choice in the CYOA

>>52571775
well it's a book originally, but yeah it's about genetically engineering the social classes, so you have people set up to be astronauts and others to be janitors (for example), the book is about someone who is predestined to be a low life breaking the genetic expectations and doing something great out of pure will to do so, showing that even though genetics influence you they are not deterministic as to what you shall do.

>>52571208
Indeed. She basically made everything worse.

>>52571807
sounds cool, but it sounds like the book agrees with my point

>>52571821
definitely I'm not the anon you're arguing against I just thought it was relevant to the discussion.

I mean I get the other anon's point too.
You do things that you are great at because it feels good to be great, so you get better at being great so you keep doing it.

But humans can break out of these out of sheer will.

>>52571208
And she took away my one shot at being a computer. Fucking bitch...

>>52571865
Not when part of the deal is a childish (a.k.a extremely lacking in willpower) brain.

>>52571865
that is undoubtedly true, but unless i misunderstood his point was that he believes it is not a moral issue taking advantage of an (effectively) a child since they were designed for a thing

>>52571880
But that would be digital you, not real you. You don't want to be digital you because in the digital world, there's just 3 things to do.

>>52571904
Do you have serious moral problem eating cow calves? That's basically the issue. They're children, they were bred to be fat and delicious (don't delude yourself that a cow released to the wild will survive. Their physiology is completely fucked up at this point, they can't do anything except get fat and be slaughtered). Why care more about this calf because it happens to look cuter?

>>52571929
because that one appears to posses a human (or comparable ) intellect , hell i would be against exploiting a literal animal with such an intellect, let alone what seems to be a modified human

>>52571918
Four things, and not a fuck given. Vastly altered "Thing" DNA you isn't you either.

>>52571950
Second.

>>52571950
The human cattle were never meant to develop the mental faculties for it to matter to them. They're essentially animals and they can't even live long enough for them to potentially develop shit like "judgement" because even if they weren't slaughtered they'd get Alzheimer's before. Dr. Kisling fucked up by trying to teach this one to talk.

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>cyoa doesn't offer you beauty
>too low self-esteem to enjoy the rest of the cyoa

You expect me to save the world with this face, yeah right...

>>52571299
Screw waiting two months, can't I swap bodies with Heather now? I'm sure she'd very much appreciate being free from her milk-cow fate and having some freedom.

>>52572023
Wear a mask. Or a helmet. Alternatively, blind everyone and everything that can see.

>>52570201
Once Charm Person wears off, the people are fully aware of what happened so you're now open to accusations of rape.
And how can Prestidigitation make you rich? You going to start a laundry business?

>>52571997
as far as the CYOA says the difference is the accelerated metabolism - nothing about reduced cognitive ability there, and humans develop "judgement" fairly early on

and heater in particular is basically a human with modified appearance - not "being taught to speak" but possessing a human grade intellect.

>>52571997
You don't even touch upon the fact that they're designed to basically suffer from nymphomania by default and produce milk so fast they'll suffer serious pain if not milked regularly, so it's probably like the one big pleasure in their lives. They're tailor made for this.

>>52571997
And you dad fucked up when he broke the condom, so I guess we should just bury you in trash and ignore you like it was supposed to be.

>>52572023
>tell me about anon
>why does he wear the mask

Because he's ugly, son.

But seriously, most CYOAs of that nature offer a physical fitness bonus. Having a 10/10 body will surely improve your overall attractiveness, even if your face isn't quite up to par.

Alternatively, get plastic surgery.

Alternatively alternatively, get the obligatory mind control option so it no longer matters what you look like

>>52572054
>designed for a high libido
that doesent morally justify treating it as a living onahole. regular people also possess high libido.

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>>52572038
>if ya make everyone be blind they can't call you an ugly nigga

This is why people here should never be given any measure of power.

>>52568435

>Angel Guardian
>Unicorn Seer

No competition.

>>52572093
I'm not ugly, I was just giving him some suggestions.

My choice with Heather is to go Punisher mode on her creators. Logically, I'd get my shit pushed in, but since this is just a fantasy I can suspend my disbelief and kill them all.

>>52572130
thats a whole different can of moral worms - not to mention the very possible fact that they didnt break any laws

>>52572130
You'd probably get assassinated as soon as they find out you know that they exist. The amount of resources needed to genetically engineer an entire human subspecies (hell, even just develop the means for that), run an operation like that and keep it all secret is staggering. This is some Cerberus tier shit you're messing with.

>>52572130
>>52572143
>>52572151
not to mention the fact that even if you do suceed , the most likely outcome is that they just cut costs and all cattle die anyways

>>52572143
Punisher cares not for laws and morals. Punisher only PUNISHES!
I will also milk this situation for one liners, and name my brass knuckles Spiked Punch.

>>52572189
punisher DOES care for morals, he believes that he is doing the morally right thing killing criminals

>>52572151
Can't logic me out of a illogical fantasy. Their coolness only makes me cooler by killing them. Suck it bitch.

>>52572023
Similar thoughts, anon. Except my hatred for gl'ing people runs so deep that if I were given the means to I'd rape, torture, acidface, etc. all of them. So being ugly wouldn't be all bad in my universe.

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>>52572115
>I'm not ugly

>>52572207
Not this one. You can't get me with your technicalities, nerd. I'm having too much pun.

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>all these people complaining about their looks

Should I make a "choose your own appearance" CYOA?

>>52572271
There are way, way too many of those already.

>>52572271
But I already do that with every CYOA, regardless of it being an option.
All this magic shit makes it easy to take that extra step into fantasy.

Why do you even give a shit if it's moral or not to touch the cow when Tabitha is clearly superior in every conceivable way?

>>52570048

"Your CYOA has an option that everyone feels obligated to take because they don't want to fucking die" however is.

>>52570305
>Fire, no Ice
>Clunky, abstracted power buying mechanic
>Can't make a Superman, Green Lantern, Flash, etc, esque characters
>This is DC, more so this is the DCAU where such demi-god heroes are common.
>Don't even know how to go about something more esoteric like Giganta's power.
>No page three
>HORRIBLE font and colour choices.

Honestly, the four Worm CYOAS are all better then this.

>>52572271
>Should I make a "choose your own appearance" CYOA?
Go on ahead, if you feel like it.

>>52571700
You are too picky anon

>>52570875
>lowly bodyguard
What kind of bullshit fantasy do you live in where a member of a spaceship crew isn't trained in at least half the fucking systems?

Also bodyguard implies she has combat training, threat assessment, knows tactics, etc,

She probably did a better job then you could have done.

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Second page isn't actually done yet due to my tendency of being absurdly high on most of my days off. I have done a bit though as I'm hoping I can get some input as page 2 has gotten off to a somewhat wack start.

>>52571299
>>52571322
Samantha actually sounds cozy as fuck, and she clearly takes good care of herself so the unsightliness means nothing. Cheryl is also a top pick so long as she's okay with me fucking her and not the other way around. She still has a vagina.

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>>52572457
This is the start of page 2 I've done. First bit about the contract I'm not sure about the balance and frankly I don't particularly like it but I suppose it serves to give more options.

Second part of page 2 is about getting fairy body parts each with some sort of bonus (horns make you more durable, antenna detect danger, etc.). Already have wings, magic eyes, horns, antlers, antenna, shiny skin, dark skin and a tail but could do with a few more. If anyone has any ideas let me know.

>>52572271
Do it. Make it ridiculously specific and complicated, with choices for everything imaginable related to appearance.

>>52572023

>not so good face
>borderline skelly mode
>ass of a young boy
>small boobs

If cyoa doesn't have beauty or an option that I can use to get beauty like getting a whole new body or shape changing, even if very limited, then I usually don't do it.

>>52572457
>>52572492

Hey Sockminister, I fucking love Vampire King and I can't wait for you to finish this one.
Thanks for taking the time to make these!

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>>52572555

>>52572571

Ah shit, I spelled your name wrong. Sorry.

>>52572583
You didn't spell his name wrong, you just gave him an extra title.
The Sockminister will take care of all the socks. Socks are very important, as they do everything from keeping your feet warm, to telling the fae court that you're having a fun with your queen, and are not to be disturbed.

>>52572555
>>52572023
>unibrow
>horrendous body-hair
>skinny-fat
>pubes on my face instead of beard
>huge nose
>crooked teeth
>never pick any appearance altering option because appearance is irrelevant for the sort of adventures I enjoy and I'd be fine with a cool ass helmet, better to use those points to learn another spell

Get on my level. CYOA arena where I get to blast all the pansy asses who spent their points on golden hair and long eyelashes when?

>>52572573
Is there a loli waifu CYOA?

>>52572492
>Others
I suppose cucking is eternal.

>>52572492
Why no mutual dominance?
Are your own relationships so codependent you can't fathom both partners being equal?

>>52572623
>that feel when long as fuck eyelashes
>that feel when they get into your eyes

>>52572677
I know that feel.

>>52572673
the clause makes one obey the other - you cant have both be be magically subservient to each other

>>52572189
Heh. Milking. In this context.

>>52572673
I think that's just skipping the clause. You can do that, you know?

>>52572685
I'm not even a girl or anything. I should be getting more chest hair instead of this.

>>52572705
[muffled finger guns in the distance]

>>52572708
I assume you get the free option by default.

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>>52567870
dear cyoa makers:
no one wants to read a page of bullshit for your intro.
this is what your cyoa introduction should have:
goals, rules, points. thats it

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>>52572457
>Fairy King cyoa
>can't marry an actual fairy

Honey, that's just wrong.

>>52572492
Hm. How magical can you get with the fairy body parts?
>Steel Beard - Your beard and all your body hair becomes as tough as steel. Naturally grown armor or possible materials for clothing?
>Silver Tongue - A literal silver tongue. Makes metaphors into reality, so long as you have an audience that finds it sufficiently clever and witty.
>Willowy Fingers - Fingers that can bend and sway in every which way while retaining the ability to exert the same amount of strength you have. Extremely dexterous, great for delicate tasks and giving massages?
>Rose Heart - A flower blooms on your chest. You can detach and replant it anywhere else. Essentially gives you an extra life; a flower wilts and dies in your place should you ever come to harm. Unique fragrance that represents you as a person? Eh.

>>52572673
I think that comes standard with you both, by default, not being able to force the other to do anything. And, you know. It's about magically compelling the other to do whatever you want.

>>52572492
>You can choose to skip any or all of these options if you wish for a more organic relationship

>>52572727
Read, nigga! Read!

>>52572555
>not cute face
>lots of body hair
>masculine frame
>tall
>deep voice
>narrow hips
>man chest
>doesn't look good in cute clothes
>not female
>not immortal
>not petite
>not a cute eternal loli

>>52572643
If there is, there had better be an option to be the loli waifu.

>>52572732
No.

>>52572457
So how did anon kill the queen.
I can't imagine many people would just start stabbing a lady for no reason and having the intro text just out and out say, 'Oh, you killed her, you monster!' and then just brushes everything aside like that is somewhat jarring.

>>52572029
Nope, for the time being you're switching with Sammy. Enjoy your smelly pit bushes.

>>52572782
That bitch was going to fucking eat me. Slowly and alive. She already took one of my toes.
Fucking fae, man. You don't even know.

>>52572457
Here's some useless feedback. The fact that pudgy, skinnyfat me who can't even do 3 push ups managed to kill the Queen, makes this cyoa 345% less enticing.

>>52572492
Fairy body, to become a cute fairy girl.

>>52572807
I'm pretty sure it's just the depression that's making it 345% less enticing.

>>52567870
>D-don't

Fucking dropped. Don't right like fucking anime bullshit. Without big boobs, you cant sell this as reading material.

>>52572492
Tongue? Ears? I'm sure there are other parts you can think of.

>>52572856
D-don't bully, Berri!

>>52572766
yes

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>>52572732
no

>>52572457
Could you please add some sort of option to genderbend your Queen like you did in Vampire King? Pretty please?

>>52572457
i want to pick the dark elf, but why is the profile picture so ugly?

>>52572856
>the crew member-turned-AI is deliberately acting like this
>drop it anyway

Why you heff to be mad?

>>52572856
>I don't like thing reeeeeeeeee
Deus Vult, brother. Word around the crusade is you've got a long sword. I've got a long sword too.
Maybe we could get together sometime and hit our long swords together...
Two long swords...
Together...
Oil...

>>52572872
You can't make me.

>>52572573

I wish. Actually I just wish for bigger boobs, but whatever.

>>52572623

If I get great blonde hair and sexier body, it'd be nice to get magic with it. But even just the looks would be great. Getting beat up in a arena isn't a bad cost as long as I don't get scarred up to much.

>>52572754

>not female

It's not all it's cut out to be.....

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>>52572457
Maurelle> Henny> Shaylee> Orla> Tianna> Elfie> Nokomis> Crane Twins

This list is OBJECTIVE.

>>52567870
>When a cyoa wastes precious space on male companions that could be spend on good waifus
You should be ashamed of yourself.

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here is an example of a well designed cyoa.
the intro is concise.
the rules are simple
the descriptions are short
there are lots of combinations to play with
there are no animu fagging NPCs talking to you

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>>52572985
>I wish
You haven't lived until you've tweaked a flat chested girl's nipples

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>>52573120
Does that include (male) companions?

>>52573120
What male companions?

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>>52572732
>no one wants to
Who gave you the right to speak for everyone?
>>52573142
And it's shit. What a surprise.

>>52572985
Being able to pass for a dude is pretty great. I put on a hoodie, and suddenly auto repair prices plummet.
That, and it makes suspending disbelief on all the CYOAs that call you a man fun and entertaining.

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>>52573142
>tfw your CYOAs fit none of that criteria

>>52573187
>one of the best cyoas ever made that helped create cyoa culture and is on par with spheres of the ether
why dont you go back to plebbit?

>>52573220
You don't like having a variety of combinations?

>>52572571
>>52572583
>>52572615
Cheers and yeah it's spelled like Buckminster as in Buckminster Fuller.

>>52572645
Everybody cucks... sometimes.

>>52572673
Skipping results in there being no magical compulsion but having both partners being able to magically compel the other to do things struck me as more trouble than it was worth.

>>52572782
>>52572807
Iron is super effective against fairies. If it helps you can fluff it that you got handed an iron dagger, pushed into a wishing well, fell through a portal and then (while crying and flailing around) managed to find the Queen's heart.

>>52572738
>>52572820
>>52572887
Initially wasn't going to bother but I'll just shove it into the Fae Aspect bit. Both an option for cuteness (with optional be a girl) and a genderbend thing for your wife even though it doesn't make a lot of sense.

>>52572900
Maybe because she was baked and didn't realise she was being painted.

>>52572861
Tongue works, pointy ears is already free (and mandatory).

Still looking for more if people have got them.

>>52573220
You a god damned troll, but you are also mah nigga.

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>>52573241
>Everybody cucks
Oh now you've done it.

>>52572732
If a CYOA doesn't have at least a page of fluff I'm probably not even gonna make a build for it, let alone post my build for it. Single page CYOAs are for fags.

>>52573143

I've rubbed, flicked, pinched, and pulled my own. There's nothing special about it.

>>52573207

I think my voice would make that difficult, but maybe I could make it work.

>>52573235
Well I can argue about that point, but none of the others.

And he'll I'm going to emphasize those "negatives" in my upcoming stuff.

>>52573248
Small update to Star Dust soon, comrade.

>>52572985
Of course it's not. Women get some shit ends of the stick biologically. (Periods?! Hormone changes all the time?! Pregnancies?! Dear God!)

But as a guy, at least I can tell you that even if you're pretty flat, well, guys like boobs. Even small boobs. Basically, we want to touch them. And I am sure I am speaking for every guy here when I say we'd probably dedicate plenty of time to giving your boobs so much attention you forget they're small.

The point I am trying to make is: boobs!

>>52572985
If I get to be cute, then I'll take the downsides in a heartbeat. But being an average/ugly girl isn't really that enticing, because I'm not a tranny.

>>52566104
No, I just like arguing semantics.

>>52573272
Your own doesn't count, obviously. Have you tried hugging a flat chested girl?

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>>52573272
Angel

What

The

Fuck

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>>52573232
Cave paintings also helped create culture and everything, so why don't we draw everything in that style from now on? Just because something is ancient and is wanked by a few nostalgic oldfags doesn't mean it's good.
>cyoa culture
Hilarious!

>>52573270
It was supposed to be to the tune Everybody Hurts by REM if that didn't scan.

>>52573187
and you are shit, what a surprise

>>52573241
Include animal body parts. You know it makes sense. Embrace the furry.

>>52573307
Ahhh... Hugging a flat chested girl is good. Their small size simply gets you closer to her heart.

>>52573334
Burn.

>>52573270
You used to cuck your father when you sucked your mothers breasts.

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>>52573372
You know it makes sense, baby. Don't resist.

>>52573241
Tusks? Have your skin change according to the background? Like an always on camouflage? Also, why would horns make you more durable? You'd think it would be like a full body option or something. Metal skin? I guess that would fall under shiny skin, sort of. Oh, extra body parts? 4 arms are better than 2.

>>52573393
That makes no sense and is stupid.

>>52573241
I want a bestial penis. I'm not even joking. Either a bull, cat or duck dick. This is important.

>>52573404
No, you don't understand. I'm going to be the King of Flames. I honestly hope he does put furry fae in.
That was an order.

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>>52573142

>>52573451
>Duck dick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNUr__-VZeQ

>>52572271

No, that's a scenario that everyone has already thought through ad-nauseum.

>Yes I would like to be handsome
>I wish I had blue eyes
>I wish my skin was more clear

This is stuff everyone think about everyday. In my mind, a CYOA is supposed to put a reader on the rails of an imaginary world that they would never have thought of otherwise.

Not trying to shoot you down but I think your time would be better spent on other genres and would be more interesting to work on.

>>52572492
>>52572739
Thought up some more.
>Reversed Eye - Rather than seeing what's happening, you see what happened before in an area. The longer you keep the eye open, the farther back into the past you can see as everything plays out in reverse.
>Predator Pattern - Your skin changes to match the viewer's natural predator, subconsciously intimidating and unnerving them, even though they consciously know you're not what they actually fear.
>Nutcracker Teeth - Wooden teeth, but tough as iron. Can crush anything between your jaws, so long as it fits.
>Formless Shadow - So long as no one can see you, not even yourself, and while you're in the dark, you can be any shape you can imagine, and even beyond your imagining.
>Lamplight Skeleton - Your skeleton glows at varying intensities, depending on your own discretion. It can be barely noticeable or completely visible through your skin. Scares away beasts?

>>52573300

Yeah, below average anything isn't all that great if you can do better.

>>52573292

I kinda got a little of that when I posted pics. With comfy clothes anons said I looked like a boy, but with more fashionable summer wear people went nuts since apparently over-sized nipples makes up for small boobs or something. I'm still self conscious about them though. It's just not the same as how people go on about big ones.

>>52573307

Yes. But I wasn't thinking about tits at the time.

>>52573319

Yes SDA. Women play with their boobs. Certainly not all the time or anything, but pretty much everyone has at some point.

>>52573521
>get fit and rich
>fuck around as much as you want
>nobody will ever get too attached
This is a trick question, right?

>>52572732
No, what the fuck is wrong with you.

>>52573615
>Yes SDA. Women play with their boobs. Certainly not all the time or anything, but pretty much everyone has at some point.
I'm sure men do too, but you don't hear them bragging about it! In this thread.

>>52572457
>Only one girl with dark hair
>and she's pretty much autistic

God fucking dammit.

>>52572856
>right instead of write

Smooth

>>52573632
I mean, unless relationship extends to any and all kinds of relationships (even friendship), then yeah, sacrificing love seems like the least horrible choice.

>>52573434
Perhaps the same could be said of all cuckposting.

>>52573724
Except that cucking is a very real and terrible thing.

>>52573724
Pretty deep. But not as deep as I was in [insert your fictional waifu/gf here].

You teed that up for me. I couldn't resist. Like your etcetera, etcetera last night.

>>52573521

>Waifu
>Ripped

Waifu will support me while I stay at home and play vidya and give her the best sex of her life.

EZ CYOA

>>52573738
Cucking is a thing people do for some manner of enjoyment (including the person getting cucked). What's horrible is when people in relationships cheat on each other instead of working out their problems.

>>52573766
>But not as deep as I was in [insert your fictional waifu/gf here].
I don't have one, so you were deep in something that doubly doesn't exist?

>>52573807
Cucking is terrible either way. Just because someone refuses to admit that doesn't change anything.

>tfw Magical Realm CYOA will never be real
>you will never visit Sapphoshire
>you will never become a cute beautiful carefree lesbian

>>52573807
That was an unsatisfying performance on your part, but I'd be lying if I expected more. But enough about the things your future significant other will say about you.

Just having some fun with this. No need to go hard on me. Because you definitely won't be able to with your yadda, yadda, yadda. I'm addicted to doing these jokes like your [whatever] will be to my cock.

I can't stop. Help.

>>52573807
>>52573824
There's a difference between consensual cucking as a fetish (which is still messed up and a kind of coerced abuse), and the kind of cucking where someone's just stealing someone else's girl.

>>52573241
>and then (while crying and flailing around)
That's gold right there. Just SO funny!

>>52573824
>Cucking is terrible either way.
>stop having badwrongfun reeeeee etc.

>>52573865
>But enough about the things your future significant other will say about you.
You're more optimistic about my relationship prospects than I am. I mean I hope there'll be one, but I'm not holding my breath.

>>52573869
>which is still messed up and a kind of coerced abuse
Like, on the part of the one being made to cuck the other? Since that reminds me of this H-mag series, Netoraserare. The wife from that series got screwed up big time when all she wanted was a vanilla relationship.

>>52573865
There is no help for you. Now go cuck someone out of suicide by killing yourself first, in such a spectacular manner that they could never hope to die as well as you did.

>>52573914
>stop having badwrongfun reeeeee
Okay then, let me go around killing everything, you can't say or do anything about it because I'm having fun.
Some fetishes are objectively shit. Deal with it.

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>>52573639

I'm not bragging. They're to small to brag about anyway. I was just responding to a post.

>>52573852

Painful, isn't it?

>>52573919
Well, I imagine it could go either way. A wife who is gradually convinced to fuck other guys even though she doesn't want to because her husband is a freak, or a husband who is henpecked into letting his wife sleep around because she wants to, and he'd rather keep her, even partially, than have her just leave.

>>52573852
I'd like to visit, but I wouldn't want to stay. I like having cares. They suck, but I like the way they make me a better person, you know?
Maybe I'm just a masochist.

>>52572457
>>52572492
You're a cool cat, Sockminster.

>Bride:
Maurelle
And I guess for the Contract… Mutual everything, my Advantage for Dominance. I'll only use it in emergencies.

I really like this one and the vampire one, in spite of myself.
>>>52573451
>not horse
P L E B I A N

>>52573964
Man, those scenarios make me sad.

>>52573455
Once I was the King of Flames, Now I eat humble pie.
A comfy dimension, that was my home. Now I eat humble pie.
I'm telling you I was the King of Flame now I eat humble pie
And now I play poorly done cyoas....

>>52573941
>Okay then, let me go around killing everything, you can't say or do anything about it because I'm having fun.
As long as the people you're killing are enjoying the whole thing as well (along with the people whose lives would be affected by said deaths), then sure whatever.
That there is the whole point, that ALL participants are enjoying themselves (the person getting cucked, the person doing the cucking, and the significant other going along with the whole thing).

>>52573852
>ywn go to Sauros and get a pet Triceratops

>>52573521
>Ripped/Money

U N L I M I T E D P O W E R

>>52573999
It's still stupid and makes no sense. And is a shit fetish.

>>52573992
Cucking is a sad thing, even as a "consensual" fetish.

>>52573923
Went too hard too fast, anon. I'd make a joke about that, but at this point, the punchline is already obvious.

>>52573914
Oh anon. Get out of that dark place and have some lighthearted fun.

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>>52573914
>badwrongfun
I knew you were a faggot, but now I know you're a super ultra mega faggot.

>>52573998
Heh. That makes me laugh.

Are there any MtG CYOAs?

>>52574032
Your wife said it was too hard and too fast, too.
Oh, no. I've been infected. It's cucktagious!

>>52571476
>One second you've got a cool, black suit, the next you're trying to eat people.

Reminder that all the symbiote did to Peter was take his body out to fight crime at night while he slept because it thought that's what he wanted (and fed off his adrenaline)

It didn't do any of the "make you more aggressive" shit that the movie and cartoons like to imply. Hell, it learned emotions from Peter.

>>52574078
Ah, I see you came and lapped up my leftovers. Odd, but hey, I don't judge.

>>52574095
Man, comic Peter's the best/worst. He's literally just a sad nerd that got super powers, but was still a sad nerd.

>>52573852
>ywn go to Megalodonia
>ywn climb the sacred mountain forged from the fists of the first muscle wizard masters from eons past
>ywn become a muscle wizard
>ywn arm wrestle gods and eldritch horrors into submission
>ywn drink them under the table right after
>ywn never strike fabulous poses with your muscle wizarding bros
>ywn have a jolly good time with your muscle wizarding bros as you adventure across the multiverse on a interplanar and interdimensional roadtrip for shit and giggles

>>52571299
Wait, did the author remove the fact that Tabitha is a vegan?

She's literally the best choice now.

>>52574109
Yeah, I get it. You were in your mother first.
Wait...
Doesn't that mean that the first vagina we were all in had a man in it before us?
We were all cucked from the moment we were born.

>>52573852
>you will never launch a giant rape crusade from your own dimension the size of 10 jupiters that has astral dreadnoughts and godlike magic
>you will never hear Angel's pleas for mercy as your entire 100000000000000 population takes turns raping her

>>52574150
My god, he's right. We're all cucks.

>>52574150
>who is Jesus?

>>52574029
>It's still stupid and makes no sense. And is a shit fetish.
No real disagreement there. It's not as shit as scat, though. Still, REEEing about it doesn't make it be any less of a thing that happens, so you might as well stop (plus there's the whole "out of sight, out of mind" angle to consider).

>>52574032
>Oh anon. Get out of that dark place and have some lighthearted fun.
Not in this reply chain, I won't.

>>52574183
A carpenter that became a very successful con artist.

>>52574150
I'm tempted to make a Freud joke, but that'd be deviating from the theme. So instead I'll cut and run and leave it up to you to clean up the mess I've left behind.

>>52574193
That's the thing. People ignore problems and act like they're gonna go away if they continue to do so. I hate this gay existence.

>>52574128

Armstrong learned etiquette at our school and he opened up a gym while there with Megalodonian Amazons as instructors.

>>52574166

Sapphoshire had powerful magical protections making it almost impossible to enter without permission and very strong Angelic guardians.

>>52574236
Ugh... Please let us enter, we're just peace-loving refugees...

>>52574236
Nobody cares anymore Angel. Its been 3 years.

>>52574203
Hey, want to know a secret.
We had AIDS
Now go out there and spread it, you big beautiful bull, you.

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>>52572739
>>52573571
Some of those are a touch too specific given the bits I've done for the others. As mentioned there'll probably be a tongue option and I like the magic fingers idea a lot so that'll make it in. I like the Predator Pattern thing a lot as well so will probably use it.

>>52573985
You're a cheeky bastard, anon.

Speaking of the Dominance bit though it's going to be expanded to this as are most of the other Clauses to include minor advantages as someone in the Discord pointed out the section had very little depth. You'll start with +10 though to reflect the increased prices.

>>52574201
People got wise to his shit at the end, though, didn't they?
That's what happens when you run the con too long.

>>52574295
Yup. Now he cucks us from the grave with his whole "Married to the Lord," nuns. Damn him, that bastard.

>>52574291
No need to use the name for 'Predator Pattern' verbatim, since I was just throwing out placeholder names for a number of my suggestions.

>>52574291
Can we make the minimum 12 hours, so we can do the whole Sun and Moon duality thing?

>>52574269

;_;

>>52574291
So there's no option to just have a standard equal relationship?

+ Question when it comes to Support in combination with Dominance. I'd like me to be dominant but for her to have to edge in support, where I'm compelled to take care of her. Am I correct in assuming this would give me a master - (spoiled) pet type relationship? That's kind of my thing.