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Previous thread: >>52551229
Archives and other resources: http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
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>>52558986
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>>52558986
The shitty thing about meta cyoas is that you need to repost them. Someone should make a meta meta cyoa for that.
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>>52558986
Messed up when trying to start a thread (forgot thread name), so I'll just post the CYOA I was going to start it with.
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>>52558986
Who else /never join the THRONES because I don't trust that nigga/?
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>>52559046
>you need to repost them
False.
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>>52558986
Hot OC(ish?)
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>>52559124
>premise involves you getting fucked over and your body being cremated

How about no.
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Hello folks

Could I ask you for a CYOA or two focused on developing/building your kingdom and/or lair? Anything that lists various kinds of buildings, improvements and recruitable folks is fair game, although what I'm mostly looking for is necromancer/ ancient egyptian/ Arabian Nights themed.

Posting a thing that made me want to run a game where players suddenly become overlords of a huge, sand-sunken city and have to gather magical tidbits to fuel its reawakening.
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>>52559218
Why?
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>>52559124
>reddit
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>>52559218
This is pretty abstract, but I like it.
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>>52558986
I've been scratching my head for half an hour... how do y'all do good intros? I keep ranting and writing too much.
It would be best to get straight to the options right?
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>>52558986
How many push ups can you guys do in a row?

Please answer in this poll, I'll use the results for a CYOA.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12684644
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>>52559046
Where is that world ending cyoa the guy who made this was making...?
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>>52559124
Wow, that's a really shitty thing to do to someone. I'm going to cremate the recruiter.
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>>52559296
When in doubt, be bitchy and snarky. Insult the reader.
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>>52559124
Kinda wanna redo this one so that you make your waifu instead of becoming her. Most of the intro pictures could stay (with some minor text fixes) and instead of the "owners" you pick in the end it'd be fetishes you pick for your waifu.

Would it be a shitty move to change somebody else's CYOA?
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>>52559331
I got banned for like almost a week shortly after posting that for something unrelated, but I'm so tremendously bitter now it's progressing slowly.
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>>52559296
>how do y'all do good intros?

This is entirely subjective. Look at all the cyoas you like the most and use them for inspiration. Whatever they do with their intros, try to match that style.

I know it's /tg/ and all, but that doesn't change the fact that there's plenty of people in these threads that will glance through your well-written intro only to find out how many points they can spend, and may never actually read the whole thing. There's plenty of others who will actually read every word you've written, especially the more autistic rules lawyers.
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>>52559296
What sort of CYOA?
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>>52559361
That doesn't fit the narrator's personality. She's trying to help you out.
It sounds extremely immature and it's too long. I don't want to bore the reader.
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>>52559383
Yes, that would be shitty. Your idea is also shitty. Wtf is it about waifus and them needing to have very specific fetishes?
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>>52559383
>Would it be a shitty move to change somebody else's CYOA?
Yes. That you even need to ask is worrying.
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>>52559218
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>>52559391

Cut out the unnecessary text then. If the narrator rambles excessively you could try being fancy with fading text if it's really that important to convey that particular aspect of her personality. If it's unintentional rambling, make bullet points in your notes for the important things that need conveying in the intro, then rewrite it as best you can.
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>>52559383
It's usually alright and authors usually happy that their work inspired someone's else work.

>you make your waifu instead of becoming her
that's kinda not so original as the become a waifu premise, but still might be interesting
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>>52559238

I want to run a sandboxy game, where players will need to spend the resources on waking the undead armies buried in sand and raise parts of the city. I want to give players loads of options and I am an autistic enough person to actually want to give most of the constructions/ mooks/ special characters point costs. And what's a better source of ideas for something like this than CYOAs?

The idea I'm running with right now is that the group of petty criminals scrams from the city and after almost dying from thirst on the desert, finds entrance to this long-forgotten complex. It recognizes them as bearers of ancient Pharaoh's blood (he ruled thousands of years ago; everyone and their mother has some of his blood right now) and grants them full command of its functionalities. The problem is that the ruler of the city sends a few mooks after them. They drive them off with help of a skeleton or two, but that makes the mayor send a bigger force - and the opposition constantly escalates as they power up the city to drive off all the armies that appear to elliminate this new threat to the not!Roman empire.

>>52559270

Thanks!

>>52559443

And thanks.
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>>52559389
>Whatever they do with their intros, try to match that style.
Beri's. They're short and to the point.
>glance through your well-written intro only to find out how many points they can spend,
>may never actually read the whole thing.
Which is why I want it to be short. I don't like massive intros either but I keep making them.
>>52559390
Isekai
I need to include the plot, that you can go home, all the stuffs you need to make your decisions. I thought I was done but just realized I need to write even more so the next section makes sense.....
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>>52559474
We have a lot of "become a waifu" CYOAs too.

Both types "become" or "make" can simply be played in reverse anyway, although I can only think of one that specifically acknowledges this.
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>>52559326
I do my workouts mother fucker.
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>>52559475
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>>52559474
>inspired
No no no. Anon isn't doing that. He's massacring a CYOA to fit his tastes. Taking the 90% he likes and cutting out the 10% he doesn't. It's more like editing a CYOA to give him more points or include his waifu.
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>>52559478
>Isekai
Alright, so what kind of CYOA is it?
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>>52559326
Who the fuck does pushups like that
No wonder you guys can't even do any
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>>52559410
>>52559414
>>52559532
Either you're very new or just butthurt at the idea of that particular CYOA being changed, because this thread has never cared about 'authors rights'. If that's a large concern for you, then you need go back to jumpchain.
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>>52559478
>I thought I was done but just realized I need to write even more so the next section makes sense.....

Remember, you don't need to have every last detail written in the introduction. Just a rough idea of what's to come. You can load the reader up with more detailed text in each section. If split up into small segments like that, more people will probably read it, since it looks like less than it really is. Even better, if it's information you actually need to know, you don't have to keep returning to the top of the CYOA to double check anything.
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>>52559556
I swear to god I will bring down the fury of a hundred cuck cyoas if someone as much as touches a single cyoa that doesn't belong to them.

Meta cyoas are one thing but to actually edit a cyoa. Dissapear from this world!
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>>52559326

For all you guys who go on about how women are weaker than men and how there could be women warriors or whatever, if you chose less than 41-50 then you can do less push ups than a girl:P
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>>52559593
lol
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>>52559595
Angel you understand that you need your knees to not touch the floor right? And go all the way down until your tits touch the floor right?
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>>52559063
Soul nurse is the obvious choice. Being perfectly healthy is a good perk in itself, but having 4 times the lifespan on top of that makes it by far the best. Not just that...but I could make the people I like healthy as well.
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When will the poptepipic cyoa be released?
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>>52559536
I just told you.
"You are transported to a new world. Choose the specifics".
>>52559573
Okay I'll try. I'm just, I don't know... you get a new body and a new life and apparently that can make some people very angry. I want to avoid them getting angry.
I feel like I need to hammer down "yes you are you no you don't die" to be safe.
Because I was thinking of saying "you remember all the years of your new life that you skipped past" will really get some people mad. But on the other hand it would be weird if you showed up out of the blue with no explanation?
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>>52559660

If your boobs are small than it's rather hard to do that last part.
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>>52559124
>Normal

>Fit [3]
>Master chef [3]
>Expert Maid [3]

>Adam

I will be THE BEST maid.
I'm gonna maid harder than any maid before me.
None may stop the sheer MAIDness I will incur.
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>>52559385
No WIPs then? Kinda wanted to see the powers of each aspect, desu.
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>>52559532
It's not like he is killing the original CYOA in the process or simply edits the amount of points, but rather a substational rework. And it was always alright to do stuff like that in those threads, never were there angry authors complaining that someone edited their works.
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>>52559731
>I feel like I need to hammer down "yes you are you no you don't die" to be safe.
>But on the other hand it would be weird if you showed up out of the blue with no explanation?

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>>52559593
OC.

Please notify me of typos and i'll update.
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>>52559732
This is correct.
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>>52559732
All the way down Angel. If you want to compare yourself to boys then you're going to do the exercise like boys.
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>>52559874

Why is the bottom half of that covered in pics of a big eyed bearded mouse?
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>>52559731
>I just told you.
>"You are transported to a new world. Choose the specifics".
You do realize that describes about half of all CYOAs ever, right?
It's like saying "in my game, you can shoot stuff!", or "This book has a romamce in it."
So tell me.
What.
Kind.
Of.
CYOA.
Is.
It?
Do you get trapped in the plane of infinite assrape?
A portal to the world whose major religion is about giving you, specifically, everything you could ever desire?
Teleporting to Uranus?
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>>52559874
L-lewd, Anon.
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>>52559904
Unintentional. Will update.
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>>52559847
I think that ruins the feel. It's supposed to be fun. You're supposed to envision a new life here that is enjoyable. But if that's the only way to avoid someone getting angry I might need to.
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>>52559898
Most guys don't touch the floor. Yes, I know that they're doing it wrong, it doesn't change the fact that most people do it wrong.
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>>52559218
Not arabian themed but hope it helps.
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>>52559947
Huh, I thought the generally accepted pushup was straight arms to touching the floor with your nose and back up again.
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>>52559942

That was mostly a joke. I'm disappointed I don't actually have the image.

You do what you'd like to do. It's your cyoa, and you've already stated in this thread in a couple of sentences that within your cyoa, you ARE still you. Just have your narrator say the same and you're golden.
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>>52559967
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>>52559947
And most guys bench until their arms make a 90 degree angle then have their spotter lift the bar up. Did they lift the weight?
No.
Saying "I can do 50 push-ups you silly boys are so weak :P" but you haven't done even one is just.... downright dumb.
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>>52559947
Why are normies such scum? Why can't they just get fit the right way? They'll never be 2swole2control at this rate.
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>>52560000
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>>52559947
>>52559898
>>52559992
To compromise, let's just say that your shoulders must come below your mid-forearms.

"Correct"? No.
Usable? Yes.
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>>52559992
Yeah, me too. I never see anyone doing though.They're always two or three inches too high.
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>>52559992

Feet together too, not spread shoulder-length apart. And for fuck's sake, put your butt down.
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>>52560029
That's half the movement for anyone not a manlet.
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What the fuck is /fit/ doing in here?
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>>52560043
I keep my feet together, but I fall at the butt part too often, I overcompensate trying to avoid my knees/stomach touching the floor.
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>>52559731
>I don't know... you get a new body and a new life and apparently that can make some people very angry.
People need to retain their personality and all their memories or else they're not them.
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>>52559889

Thanks.

>>52559898

Other anons say it's fine:P

>>52559967

Realm: Not-So-Evil Hangout

>Affinity: Dark and Illusion
>Size class: Giant
>Race: Celestial and Undead

Boss perks
>Agility
>Magical
>Perception
>Charisma
>Phylactery
>Corruption
>Hybrid
>Empowerment

Minions:
Race One: Average Undead (Vampires)
>3 Recruiters
>3 Scouts
>2 Agents
Race Two: Average Demonic (Succubi)
>1 Recruiters
>1 Harem

Minion perks
>Appearance
>Talented (Musician)
>Specialty (Charisma)
>Ascendancy
>Training

Realm perks
>Large
>Hidden

Complications
>none

Plan is to have lair for dragons, vampires, succubi, and other fun-loving creatures of darkness to hide out. Recruiters will spread rumors about this domain in dark circles, but it's hidden so only people who really want to can find it. So like a not-so-secret secret club. Lair is always changing and visitors are watched closely because we don't need any hero types causing mischief. We'd have more fun playing tricks on invaders and trying to bring them to the dark side than actually hurting anyone, except the occasional blood sacrifice of course.....
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>>52559998
Not really. Saying I'm me and then erasing my memories is blatantly lying.
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>>52560102
Congratulations. You're better at doing more incorrect reps than other people do correct ones You must feel proud.
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>>52560105

I thought he already explicitly stated that you keep your memories of your old life.
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>>52560147

Even if I can't do 50 that way I can probably do twenty-something which is still more than some anons said in the survey! So I certainly hope those aren't the ones always complaining about women being awesome in fantasy and stuff!

>>52560000

Taloneth Amaret

>Gaia
>Illusion
>Acoustics
>Large
>Celestial
>Bestial

Perks
>Magical Prowess
>Perception Prowess
>Charisma Prowess
>Corruption
>Domain Control
>Hybrid
>Empowerment x2

Minions
>Petite
>Humanoid
>Average
>Celestial
Mooks
>Scouts (Faeries)
>Soldiers (Faeries) x2
>Servants (Faeries)
>Recruiters (Faeries)
Elites
>Sorcerers (Fallen Angels)
>Agents (Faeries) x2
>Harem (Fallen Angels) x2
Lieutenants
>Chosen (Fallen Angel)
>Hunter (Faerie)
>Witch (Faerie)

Minion Perks
>Appearance
>Talented (Corruption)
>Specialty (Charisma)
>Native
>Devotion

Realm Perks
>Large
>Hidden
>Legendary

Complications
>Rumours

>once a angelic harp player from heaven
>seduced by the wild freedom of the fairy folk
>now live in remote corner of magical forest
>adventurers seek out my realm to drink from the Fountain of Youth
>the path to the fountain is illuminated by enchanting music
>it is a long journey full of detours, distractions, and corrupting influences
>the weak are led astray into the forest and never heard from again
>the strong are offered eternal life and youth in exchange for something supremely important to them

Idk if having my own realm is even all that necessary. I'd probably be happy just being one of the more powerful "boss" types living in another magical-forest-of-the-fey type realm.
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>>52560068
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>>52560105
You don't lose any memories. I never even said that.
>>52560093
They do. Are they allowed to get new memories? If I make that part optional will you not be mad?

>>52559998
>within your cyoa, you ARE still you. Just have your narrator say the same and you're golden
What about having memories of you new life up until the point you're inserted? Go or no go? I think it would be comfy but probably feel more like something you watched than something you did.
Might feel too much like you're taking over someone's life? Like continuing their save-file?

Maaan this isn't what I want to worry about!
>>52559925
I'm sorry but I don't want to kiss and tell. It will be a long while until completion.

And now anon is already mad ahead of time... this isn't what I wanted at all.
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>>52560274
I don't mind getting new memories. Royal Revival is one of my favorite CYOAs after all, and I fully embraced being the princess.
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>>52560274
>What about having memories of you new life up until the point you're inserted? Go or no go?

Personally I think it's fine, but if you're that concerned about people throwing a shit fit then just make a "drop in" style drawback, where you're left with only the memories of your past life. I don't know how in-depth you want to go with the player's life in that situation, maybe a true drop in or their friends and family needing to deal with your sudden amnesia. Of course, this option only works if you're even offering any drawbacks.
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>>52559874
Love this
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>>52560345
They shouldn't be rewarded for tossing dung at anyone who dares disturb their autistic bubble
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>>52559874
10/10 favorite OC
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>>52560500

I realize it's a revolutionary idea, but not all drawbacks need to award points.
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>>52559020
>Background
Al-Sadiq
Male?
The Now; Watcher

>Skills
High-Tech Understanding
Mastery Ethereal Manipulation
Religious Studies
Sage
Adokori
Seemingly Useless
Long Player
Split Action
Thoughtless
One-with-Ein
Second-Prayed

>Items
-Clothing
Wealthy Attire

-Weapons
Yuta Brace [Upgraded]
Codaori Rings

-Knick-knacks
Basic Bag
ID Card
Seal of Solomon x2
Motorcycle

>Little Things...
I don't need no Governa's dalla! x5
Marked
Philosophical Aspects
Harbinger
Knee-Breaker

>Faction
The Lonesome Road

>Covenant
None

>Companions
Lethice
Manich of Trymidi
Arian of Prahia

>Home District
Tamit - Why wander far?

>Hubworld
Terra-D2342 - In Which the Higher Powers Overestimate Strengths

>PANIC
The Kaiju

"Tell me, if we assume the Traveler myths are true... Why did creation arbitrarily stop at the Third? Is it not possible, if not probable, to assume there was a Fourth and we have yet to find it?"

Al-Sadiq is a enigmatic Traveler who finds the act of watching people to be of the utmost excitement. He's been around longer than most, and his plans (assuming he has them) are beyond comprehension. While he usually doesn't fight directly, he has been known to save bright young Travelers with Botis and Bifrons, two demons from the Ars Goetia that he sealed within his rings.
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>>52559874
Yes.
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>>52560000
Realm: Alerion
Affinity: Air

Name: Aptalon
Size: Average
Race: Celestial
Perks-
Morphing: Gigant Elemental
Enchanted Weapon
Physical Prowess
Agility Prowess
Enchanted Armour
Phylactery
Personal Guards
Glacial Empowerment

Minions (15+4=19) Average Humanoids and Petite Celestials
Soldiers (-2)
Servants (-1)
Merchants (-1)
Engineers (-1)
Warriors (-2)
Sorcerers (-1)
Psionics (-1)
Harem (-1)
Champion (-1)
Hunter (-1)
Oracle (-1)
Perks (19-13=6)
Upgrade (-1)
Training (-1)
Diverse (-1)(Large Demonics)
Agility specialty (-1)
Hybrid (Draconic) (-1)
Storm Empowerment (-1)

Alerion, named after a red bird, is a land that floats above the eyes of the world. The inhabitants of varied sorts, but all related to dragons in one way or another.
Realm Perks (3)
Mobile (-1)
Protected (-1)
Unknown (-1)

Complications:
Nemesis (+1 Shard)

Alerion, named after a red bird, is a land that floats above the eyes of the world. It's inhabitants varied, but all related to dragons. Not many know of it's existance, and the few that do don't have many means to access it. It'd, however, seem that someone has their sights put on Aptalon, who is said to be the head of the floating realm.
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>>52559967
Affinity: Mystic
Size Class: Average
Race: Humanoid
Boss Perks: Magical Prowess, Domain Control, Personal Guards, Vitality Prowess, Physical Prowess, Agility Prowess, Enchanted Armor, Enchanter Weapon
Minions-
Mooks: Guards X2, Peasants x2
Elites:Harem, Warriors x2, Overseers x1, Craftsmen x3, Sorcerers x2
Lieutenant: Assassin, Champion, Chosen, Warlord
Minion Perks: Appearance, Upgrade, Training
Realm Perks: Treasure, Protected, Hidden
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POKEMON PERSONIFIED PLUS+ WHEN
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>>52559526


>Dungeon meister

Consequence Tablet Inscription: All KO'd adventurers will be looted of all equipment, items, and currency. They shall also be shaved of all hair.

Race: Skeleton (specifically orc skeleton, but all that does is make me look even spookier.)

Layout: Automatic. Heart. Living Quarters, Fountain of power, Entrance, Lake, Rec. room, Barracks, Shop, Treasure room, Arena, forge, Courtyard.

Traps: Ambush, Flooding room, Shadow theft X2

Minions: Succubus, My pet bear, Gobbos.

Items: Empty tome, Skill sword

Magic: Heart (The kiss blowing will be amusing), Law, Healing. all of these are in the tome.
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>>52560986
Italics probably has it finished and is just delaying releasing it.
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>>52559967
Lacy Jones, AKA Lazy Bones, Co-Founder of CrypTech

>Affinities
Necrotic
Technology

>Size Class
Average

>Race
Undead (Lich)

>Boss Perks
Magical Prowess 7ps
Perception Prowess 6ps
Enchanted Weapon 5ps
Phylactery 4ps
Domain Control 3ps
Personal Guards 2ps
-Undead Warlord
-Undead/Construct Champions x3
Empowerment 1ps
Guardian 0ps
-Archmage
-Oracle
-Witch
-Average Undead (Lich)

>Minions
Average Humanoid
Average Undead
Average Undead/Construct

>Minion Perks
Hybrid 14mt
Diverse 13mt
Native 12mt
Sustenance 11mt
Upgrade 10mt
Training 9mt

>Mooks
Undead/Construct Guards 8mt
Humanoid Mages 7mt
Humanoid Peasants 6mt
Humanoid Merchants 5mt
Humanoid Engineers 4mt

>Elites
Undead Sorcerers 3mt
Humanoid Agents 2mt
Undead Craftsmen 1mt
Humanoid Overseers 0mt

>Lieutenants
Undead/Construct Champions x3 -3mt

>Realm Perks
Restoration 2rs
Enchanted 1rs
Grand Lair 0rs

>Complications
Benevolent 0mt (Hey, kid. You want a job?)


Lacy Jones was always one of those people that never really lived up to her potential. She's a brilliant mage, and a technological genius, but she'd rather lie in bed all day than actually accomplish anything.
Still, he insights did attract the attention of an outgoing and ambitious mage named Maria White, who took the girl under her wing. With the motivation of the gregarious woman, Lacy discovered the Lazerite Mana/Soul Conversion Principle, and the two found a way to feed soul hungry undead with nothing but magic. Thus, a new peace was formed between the living and the dead.

Upon looking into binding their souls to each other as lich buddies, Maria noticed that Lacy had a Boss Soul, and gently nudged her towards founding a Domain. They started a company called CrypTech together, employing both Living and Undead to increase productivity. CrypTech is currently looking to source materials from resource rich realms, and for clients looking to buy everything from furniture, to hygiene items, to devastating de-animator beam weapons.
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>>52559124
>Normal

>Brainiac
>Monster girl (demon)

I will be a waifu for the first anon to post a cute demon girl playing videogames
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>>52561440
Couldn't find a picture, huh?
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>>52561398

The Not-So-Evil Hangout is open for business! It'd be a great place for you guys to network and meet with clientele and potential new buyers! >>52560102
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>>52559124
>Amazon
>Maid, master chef, endowed
>Adam
Being a housewife is actually a pretty cool life.
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>>52559967
>>52560000
>>52560027

Realm name: The Infinite Blizzard

Affinity: Glacial, Storm

Size Class: Large

Race: Draconic

Boss Perks: Vitality Prowess, Agility Prowess, Charisma, Corruption, Domain Control, Enchanted Armour, Phylactery, Empowerment (Storm)

Minions: Guards, Servants, Merchants, Engineers, Spies, Riders, Psionics Summoners, Craftsmen, Hunter.

Minion Perks: Training, Upgrade, Sustenance, Native, Hybrid (Bestial).

Realm Perks: Mobile, Legendary, Grand lair
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>>52561493
Yeah, that'd probably work out. But then I'd have to put on clothes, and that's just kind of a hassle.
Oh, wait. I have employees. I keep forgetting about that.
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What are some shounen-like CYOAs?
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>>52559124
>Normal
Why, exactly, did I sign up for this?

>Robo (Fully mechanical) [4]
>Brainiac [1]
Oh, right. That. Pay no attention to the wind-up key.

>Time Paradox
Wait, what?
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>>52559124
>reddit
Get the fuck off my board.
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>>52561664

Of course your employees are welcome to! Clothes are optional, but you might get unwanted? attention from succubi or the occasional tentacle beast.
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I urgently need every (good) CYOA you have that is in any way related to dragons.
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>>52561846
I'll just let the board handle it. I have need to finish this book.
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>>52561948

Alrighty! Thanks for your business!
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>>52559526
I'd probably get cabin fever after a while as a Dungeon Meister (even if I took Key and had a Jumbo Elite minion guard the place), so I'll take
>Adventurer 20

>Beastman 20
Nice affinity, decent powers. May as well go with the classic foxgirl while I'm at it.

>Multiclass: Charmer/Monk 4
Expensive, but good both in and out of combat - and who doesn't like fit waifus?
Alchemist was a close second choice, but doesn't have quite as much synergy. Maybe I'll multiclass into that after a few levels.

>Rucksack of Carrying 0
A lot of good choices cost 5 AP, Antimagic is technically a combat spell, and this looks better than any of the other things I can buy.

>Heart Magic Mastery 0
Free and powerful.

Fun to be, fun to be with. Sounds nice to me.
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>>52559443

Cyberpunk goblin mega-city:

>Fortress:

Tower (sky-scraper) 5 points - (Points remaining 195)

>Extras:

Luxury (fancy sky-scraper) 1pt - (194)

>Size of fortress:

City (really, really, big, fancy, sky-scraper) 60pts - (134)

>Size of realm:

Belgium 40pts - (94)

>Goblin population:

25,000 x realm (total 25,000,000) 40pts - (54)

>Environments:

City x 10 30pts - (24)
Tunnels (sewers) 5pts - (19)

>Monsters:

Ravens (Intelligent) (limitless numbers) 6pts - (13)
Wolves (In back alleys) (750,000) 1pt - (12)
'Gators (In sewers) (2,500,000) 1pt - (11)
Skeletons (1,250,000) 1pt - (10)
'Gator-men (In sewers) (125,000) Free with 'gators - (10)
Trolls (2,500) 5pts - (5)

>Tech level:

20th century 50pts - (-45)

>Upgrades:

Human form (2,500,000) 10pts - (-55)
Critical thinking 10pts (-65)
Ugly +10pts - (-55)
Tinkerers (1,250,000) 15pts - (-70)
Brutes (1,250,000) 10pts - (-80)

>Magic:

Scrying (C.C.T.V. network throughout my realm, tech-magic robot bugs outside) 10pts - (-90)
Enchantment 15pts - (-105)
Portals 10pts - (-115)
Binding 15pts - (-130)
Spatial distortion 10pts - (-140)
Evocation (price not listed; free? I'm gonna assume it's free) Free - (-140)

>Entrapment methods:

Artifacts (mysterious doors)

>Nexus abilities:

Time limit 20pts - (-160)

>Drawbacks:

Good fairy +50pts (-110)
Bound +30pts (-80)
Ravenous +80pts (0)
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>>52560986
Forget that cyoa. When is the fucking reformatted Order update with an expansion coming out?
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>tfw No Paper Mario CYOA
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>>52562218
>Italics hid the true lore of Order behind the lore of another cyoa that if you didn't read, wouldn't matter because Order is still its own thing.
What was her keikaku with this?
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It is time.
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>>52562434
He said from the start it was tying together most of his early CYOAs.
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>>52562350
Go make one, son.
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>>52562462
So its basically an updated Quests CYOA in the form of FFT.
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>>52562443
Jade Frostborne, Voyager Contracting Company

>Training/Career
Engineering 13000
Medical Degree 13250
Cyber-Tech Training (Tuition) 11250
Drivers License (Tuition) 9250
Infrastructure/Building (Tuition) 7250

>Starships
Saucer 7550

>Vehicles
Groundracer (Free) 5550

>Armour/Attire
Standard Issue Jumpsuit (Free Work Clothes!) 5550
Environmental Suit x2 (Free) 5550
Modern Local Attire 5300
Synth-Skin 5050
Hard Light Shielding 4300
Mix & Match 4200

>Weapons
Classic Laser (Pew Pew!) 4100
Tractor Gun 3700

>Misc/Other
Turrets (Gatling, Plasma. Free) 3700
Medical Cache (Free) 3700
Artificial Intelligence (Free) 3700
Hoverboard (Free) 3700
Augmentation (Full Robotic) 1670
Holocomms 1450
Neurohelm (Built in to Augments) 1000
Galactic Chart 500
Entertainment (Music, Bar) 400
https://youtu.be/FgcC_-R1Qnk
Insurance Implant -600
Business Investment -1250
Ship Defences (Shield) -1800
Laboratory (Medical, Engineering) -3000

>Special Misc
Work and more Work 0

>Voyager Contracting Co.
Biscuit & Tin
Jessica Mckenzie
Walton Quaid

>Home
Space...

>Citizen Perks
Helmsmen
Life-jacket Chip
Greaser
Lucky
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>>52559124
Body - Normal
Traits - Petite, Monster girl (devil)
Client - Edeth. Anon is also an accepted client!
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>>52562515
Jade Frostborne is a living time capsule, one of the few cryogenically preserved brains to be successfully revived. Her first years after being thawed out were spent in a rehabilitation clinic on an alien world, learning to use her new prosthetic body. That's actually where she met Walton Quaid, and the two became drinking buddies. They were good years, spent learning about the technology that gave her a new lease on life, and wondering at this strange future she had woken up in. Staying busy helped distract her from the grief of losing everyone she had ever known to the sands of time.

But the peace would not last, and a disaster of unimaginable proportions destroyed the life she had started to rebuild. She and Quaid found themselves in a refugee camp with nothing but large sum of interest from an old bank account Jade had finally gotten contact with. They ran into a pair of orphans named Tin and Biscuit, and decided to take the girls in. Neither of them really knew what to do with kids, but it was better than nothing.

Scraping out the last of Jade's money, they bought an old Saucer. After a little fixing up, they registered the ship as the Voyager, and registered a contracting company under the same name. Loading their things aboard, they set out to take whatever jobs they could take. Construction, Security, finding lost cats, they took whatever would put food in their stomachs, and fuel in the ship's reactor. Voyager took on another crew member after meeting Jessica Mckenzie on a security job. The boisterous girl fell right in, entertaining the kids, and helping out on the rougher jobs they caught. Her arguing with the ship's AI that Jade set up is a common sight on the Voyager.

"Just one more, for the road?"
https://youtu.be/V8AuYmID4wc
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>>52562350
That'd be nice. Some kind of fan made continuation would be better than just being given a mix match of the old companions and old quests. Hopefully they give you a danger mario option. Hoping for return of that running man dressed as a Pianta from Sunshine
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>>52562350
Go to the Jumpchain threads, they have all the video game cyoas made in their dropbox.
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NCYOA is still in development, but i didn't have time yet to really work on it.

This however took 5 mins so i did.
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>>52562443
>Training/Career
Infrasture/Building training and Spiritual Mentoring
>Starship
Industrial Shunter
>Fighters
Chopter 2x
>Mech
None
>Vehicle
Groundracer
>Armor
Religious Wear
Hard Light Shielding
>Weapon
Revolver
Tractorgun
>Misc/other
Spiritual Fetish (bible)
Turret (Plasma) 2x *free
Drone
Jets (Pack)
Med. and Engineering Labs
Scanning Wand
Entertainment System (Full)
Holocomn
Portable Medic Cache
Holodisk (Language: Russian and Spanish) (Water purification and Persuasion)
>Crew
>Captain Stanley Harrison
This world needs law and order
>Cunt
Well, it will be good to frighten people with evil intent
>Bronze Torres
A good Catholic boy in need of guidance
>David
All of God's creations are beautiful
>Nyunt-Xa the Prophet
The different views of someone else's are always enjoyable to debate and understand.
>New Home Planet
New Minsk
A planet in dire need of civilization, the Good Word, and basic plumbing.
>Citizen Perks
Chief
Bunker
Irradiated
Lucky Somehow
This planet has lost its' way and the people here are in need of Faith.
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>>52562590
>Rope.
>Pull it.
>Hope whatever it's connected to allows me to find whoever tied me to the track and kill them.
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>>52562590
I pull the lever. Which lever? The one on the left.
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>>52562590
I pick nothing. However, I do not plan on dying when the train reaches me.

I will kill it, and the rope, myself.
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>>52562590
I break out of the ropes and suplex the train.
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>>52559967
Affinity
>Water
>Mystic
>Gaia
Size Class
>Behemoth
Race
>Beast
Boss Perks
>Empowerment x2
>Magical Prowess
>Perception Prowess
>Agility Prowess
>Physical Prowess
>Vitality Prowess
>Charisma Prowess
>Domain Control
Minions (Giant and Large, Beast and Bestial)
>Native
>Devotion
>Soldiers x10 (Large, Beast)
>Psionics x10 (Large, Bestial)
>Champion x6 (Giant, Beast)
Realm Perks
>Large
>Restoration
>Unknown
Complications
>Benevolent
>Saviour
>Hero
>Nemesis

I don't know what to call this build, but I feel like watching Planet Earth now.
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>>52562590
Knife.
Seems like the obvious choice.

Now get your Aussie lich ass back to work before I come over there and blast you with the Mother's rays so hard you won't be able to tell you cranium from your coccyx.
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>>52559124
>Amazon
I'll be the big spoon.

>Endowed 7
>Braniac 4
>Sherlock 0
Took a bit to finagle exactly ten points worth of choices.

>Edeth
I can probably convince her I'm half giant for long enough to learn some magic.
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>>52562218
Hopefully never. His formatting was god-awful.
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>>52562590
>Mobile Phone can make any calls I want.
>ANY.
>Hey Delta Green? Someone with the ability to teleport is killing people. Like me, for example. I can tell you more if I survive this. Bye.
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>>52562844
"Who the fuck is this chuckfuck?"
"Its probably the CIA trolling on us again."
"Fuck those pussy bean counters."
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>>52562898
>CIA making prank calls to the most dangerous rogue conspiracy in the world.
>Escalates to a prank war threatening the safety of the world.
>Monsters have nothing to do, start murdering people unchecked.
>Dr. West gets a Nobel Prize.
>His improved formula is in the needle. Immortality with no side effects.
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>>52559124
Trap

Artistic
Animal "Girl" - Bunny
Master Chef

Roxane
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>>52562515

Even with the tragedies that got you here, sounds like you've got a good group of friends and are set for adventure! Maybe we'd end up working together on a contract sometime!

>>52562636

Space Priest on New Minsk! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice build actually, but I think that's how Adelheid might react.

>>52562443

Adelheid Klein

>Drivers License
>Strategist/Admin
13,000c
>Solar Predator (with 2 Free Sparrow Fighters)
7,500c
>1 Lotus Bomber
4,500c
>Ironbill Dropship
1,350c
>Finer Fashion
850c
>Plasma Pistol
650c
>Chart (free)
>Lots of free turrets
>Repair Robots for ship
150c
>Novelty Attire x3 (Captain's Hat, Cape, Epaulets)
0c

Kriegenfist
>Pureblood
>Made in Kriegenfist
>Gut Feeling
>Youth

>Rajat Ambu Kukarni
>Nell Tam
>Donna Walsh
>Walton Quaid
>Tina Haywood

Just fly around having adventures. Little exploring, little trading, little bounty-hunting/mercenarying. Run back to Kriegenfist for protection when I get into trouble.
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Any CYOAs about forced orgasm, denial, and traps?
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>>52563051
No, there used to be a meme about a tease and denial cyoa though.
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>>52563051
No, none.
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>>52563051
>>>/d/7344622
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>>52559967
>Affinities: Storm, Dark, Illusion, Mystic
Though only the first of those is truly mine.

>Size Class: Large
And yet, the runt of my father's litter.

>Race: Draconic
Among the last of the true Storm Dragons, I am. Not that it matters. Let it be known that I am Illykarax the Blue, and these are the last days of my life.

>Boss Perks: Empowerment x3 [5], Corruption [4], Agility Prowess [3], Magical Prowess [2], Perception Prowess [1], Charisma Prowess [0]
I have not the brawn or fortitude of my brothers, and have had to make do with deception, arcane power, and the occasional bout of fleeing as quickly as possible in the opposite direction. These avenues are closed to me now.

>Minion Races: Demonic, Bestial
They don't exactly work for me.

>Minion Sizes: Average, Petite
However much I hope they might.

>Minion Perks: Sustenance [14], Native [13]
And there's always more of them.

>Lieutenants: Average/Demonic Witch (Queen Avaritia) [12], Average/Bestial Champion (King Kodlak) [11]
The true rulers of everything below my stormy peak of Mount Bellow. Kodlak was merely the chieftain of the local werewolves before Avaritia arrived. Once she seduced and corrupted him, more of her kind showed up. Those succubi are something I'd rather not deal with.

>Elites: Average/Demonic Harem [10], Average/Bestial Harem [9], Average/Demonic Priests [8], Petite/Demonic Sorcerers [7]
She also brought a corps of her depraved clergy and witches. They started infecting the land with some strange miasma. I fly above and beyond it whenever I go to hunt. I've had to range further and further afield.

>Mooks: Average/Bestial Soldiers [6], Average/Demonic Soldiers [5], Average/ Bestial Guards [4], Average/Demonic Mages [3], Average/Demonic Recruiters [2], Average/Bestial Scouts [1], Average/Demonic Peasants [0]
They're building twisted settlements down there. They know they can't take me on with force. Not yet. But they're biding their time.

(cont.)
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>>52562590
Drug Syringe. Only because it's the most viable to be the little girl option.
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>>52562949
You laugh now, but the CIA did have a proposal for a meme warfare division.
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>>52563119
>becoming the little girl
A most devious way to escape your bindings.
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>>52563152
Of course. By becoming a little girl my body will significantly reduce in size, thus making the bindings loose and allowing me to slip out with ease.
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>>52562590
>Torch.
>A device that emits a bright beam of illuminating light; sometimes used to transmit messages over long distances.
>Recognizable to everyone except Amish.

So it's a lightsaber? Palpatine tried to kill Yoda with one, and that was definitely sending a message.
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>>52563109
>Still trying to force people out of this thread because of his own shitty taste.
People who are persistent in being wrong are annoying.
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>>52559124
What's the bonus?
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>>52563149
Then why was Trump elected? They hate him.
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>>52563110
>Realm Perks: Restoration, Large, Expansion
The corruption stains the land further and further out each day.

>Complications: Usurper, Quest
I have every intention of marrying the king's daughter. My father and brothers are dead, or worse. My own mountain is besieged. Even being reduced to a royal showpiece would be better than allowing the... the /evil/ infesting what were once my hunting grounds to claim me. Attaining more power for myself would also be prudent, should the time for war come.

>Extra Shard of Power: Guardian (Sir Artori, Chosen/Warlord/Oracle)
The paladin the king promises as a protector in exchange for the marriage. I do not know if he will make it to the mountain.

>Extra Minion Tokens: Diverse (Humanoid, Large) [4], Average/Humanoid Riders [3], Average/Humanoid Soldiers [2], Average/Humanoid Guards [1], Average/Humanoid Engineers [0]

And the forces Artori promises to lead.

I hope desperately that they survive the journey - and that they are still human by the end of it. For the Queen is watching, and she knows I dare not face her magics alone.
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>>52563221
Clearly because it didn't get past being a proposal.
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>>52563221
Because no matter how hard they try, you can't train people to properly ape and control internet culture. It's too free.
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>>52562636

A fellow New-Minskian! If you need mercenaries, let me know!

Nicoli Krakonov, of Krakonov's Krusaders.
>Training:
Engineering degree
Strategist/Admin school
>Flagship:
Solar predator - free (Danny "Freak" James)
2 Laser-guided missile turrets - free
2 Railgun turrets - free
2 Plasma turrets - free (engineering)
Galactic chart - free (Admin school)
x2 energy shields - 1100
Repair - 500
Entertainment; T.V./Internet/gym - 150
>In flagship hangars:
x2 Sparrow fighters, each with 1 laser turret & 1 L.G. missile turret - free
1 Energy shield for each Sparrow fighter - 1100

Ironbill dropship - Free (Danny James)
Napalm turret - free
Gatling turret - 150
Energy shield - 550

Navajo IV mech - free (Engineering)
x2 Gatling turrets - free
Cluster missile turret - free
L.G. missile turret - free
Rail gun turret - free
Systems jammer - free
>Ship:
Broad frigate - free (Lunefree)
L.G. missile turret - free
Plasma turret - free
Railgun turret - free
Energy shield - 550
Repair - 500
T.V./internet/gym - 150
>In frigate hangars:
Battle-strafe - free (Tina Haywood)
x2 Plasma turrets - free
Railgun turret - free
L.G. missile turret - free
Energy shield - 550
Repair - 500

Flying saucer - free (Miguel Castillo)
Tractor beam - free
x2 laser turrets - 300
Railgun turret - 300
Energy shield - 550
Repair - 500
>Ship:
Dreadnaught - free (Torn Farkus)
L.G. rocket turret - free
Plasma turret - free
Railgun turret - free
Energy shield - 550
Auto repair - 500
T.V./internet/gym - 150
>Equipment:
x6 sets of Holocoms (36 total) - 1500
Environmental suit - free (engineering)
Vangaurd armour - 550
Hard-light shielding - 750
Revolver - 150
Assult rifle - 450
Tractorgun - 400
x3 Novelty attire (WW1 Russian officer's cap, jacket & boots)
>Homeworld:
New-minsk
>Perks:
Chief
Conscripts
Bunker
Helmsman
>Companions:
Lunefree (Alien radio D.J.)
Torn Farkus (Mad ex-naval commander)
Danny "Freak" James (Edge-lord douche-canoe)
Tina Haywood (Annoying emo chick)
Miguel Castillo (Monkey Cosmonaut)
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>>52563188
You've got the wrong anon, anon. He wants a porn CYOA - not kinky-but-SFW, but one literally for an orgasm fetish - and /d/yoa threads allow nudity.

>>52563221
You mean the preference reward? Unique for every suitor.
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>>52563287
>you can't train people to properly ape and control internet culture. It's too free.

That's because google is doing a better job of it.
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>>52563319
Plenty of fetish CYOAs made here, shitposter. Stop insisting you're the thread curator.
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>>52563110
>>52563227
If anyone can read this runic message, please send help. The paladin's expedition is all too likely to perish or be turned. I cannot hold the mountain forever, even with the constant storms. I will not end up like my half-sister. Not like this.

Not like this.
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>>52563019
I'm not really sure how I'd feel about working with actual space Nazis, but I'd probably swallow my pride and take the money.
I have to admit that the uniforms are... uplifting.
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>>52563319
Whoops, meant to quote >>52563189.

>>52563396
Anon.
There's a difference between a lewd CYOA and something literally based on orgasm fetishes.

If you want to make a CYOA about orgasms that's allowed on /tg/, feel free to prove me wrong.
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>>52563319
I'm the Anon who requested that CYOA. Nude images aren't what I was talking about. I meant something like Slut Life with a specific focus.
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>>52563428
You could probably do it with clever use of cropping and euphemisms.
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>>52563401
Help is incoming. Let me post a build.
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>>52563446
>>52563450
It'd be a hell of a lot easier to describe the however many options (chastity cage, urethal rod, etc) if you can actually have a picture of them.
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>>52559526
Demon Meister
Race: Demon

Consequence Tablet - 2 DMP
"All KOed adventurers die"

Unlocked Creatures:
Eldritch Tenacles - 4 DMP
Slimes - 6 DMP
Witches - 5 DMP

Purchased Rooms:
Living Quarters - 1 DMP
Barracks x4 - 4 DMP
Kitchen x4 - 4 DMP
Rec Room - 1 DMP
Courtyard - 1 DMP
Library - 6 DMP
Reincarnation Crystal - 5 DMP

Magic:
Electricity - 4 DMP
Healing - 4 DMP
Space - 3 DMP
Law (Free racial magic for choosing demon)

Dungeon Type:
Lantern

For my barracks, two of them are slime barracks. One of them is an eldritch tentacle barracks. The final one is a witch barracks. Thanks to my library, all of my minions can use magic. My witches can use much more potent magic.

I have no traps in my dungeon. Instead I will use corridors and my own minions to get the job done. Thankfully, corridors are free.

My vision for this dungeon is a long series of corridors. These corridors have numerous holes in the walls - imagine swiss cheese. These holes are too small for any adventurers to go through, except perhaps for the fairy. Only my slimes could move through these "tubes" freely.

These tubes would allow my slimes to do things like drop down from the ceiling from out of nowhere, land on top of an adventurer, and immediately flow down their windpipe into their respiratory system. They could use electricity magic while doing so. Adventurers would have to be constantly on guard as they walk through these swiss cheese corridors.
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>>52563403

Idk who these "Nazis" are, but I'm sure they're nothing you need to worry about. And I'm TOTALLY not a war criminal or anything like that..... I'm a lot like you only a bit shootier. So I'm sure we could work some business out. I could even hook you up with a sharp uplifting uniform;)
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>>52563428
There are literally giant tits and horror fetish cyoas in this general.
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>>52563542
I would also have rocks of varying weight at the end of tunnels. This would allow my minions and witches to teleport around in place of these rocks or to teleport adventurers to these rocks as an offensive action.

My eldritch horrors could suddenly appear anywhere in the dungeon and bind people.

Imagine two long connected hallways. The adventurers enter one of the hallways and a witch at the end of that hallway swaps a rock for their healer. Another witch at the end of the second hallway can now see the healer, and she swaps another rock for the healer. Their healer has just been abducted.

If the adventurer's party tries to rush forward to save them, then they will have to deal with asphixiating slimes popping out of the walls and eldritch horrors binding their movements while the witch pukes lightning on them. If they get close to the witch, she teleports away.

I'd also do things like abduct party members and take them hostage. If anybody has any strong emotional connection those party members, I would use my law magic to force them to be slaves to the dungeon in exchange for the safe return of their loved one.
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>>52547190
I don't want to fuck them, I just want them to exist. The perfect organism. To hunt, Predator-style, or try to control.

>>52547266
Yeah, there doesn't seem to be a magic that doesn't come from an inherently good or evil source.

>>52547370
If no one else speaks up about making one by the time I finish MGSI, I might take it on.

>>52548982
>get triple (You)'d by Scientist
>ISP has a major crash so you don't see it for 8 hours

The universe giveth, and the universe taketh away. How does one go about collaborating without giving information away to the rest of the internet? Burner email accounts?

I figured you planned to add more to that description, but it was just too funny not to make fun of.
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>>52563553
Now we just need to figure out who's the real Quaid.
https://youtu.be/E0DEyvqYZKc
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>>52563553
>Angel is a mentally ill lesbian from /pol/
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>>52563646
The CYOA's tone doesn't seem to be shooting for horror rape monsters.
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>>52563306

Disgustingly self-indulgent writefagging follows: -

Hanging around the Brunt-Maxis station, waiting for his inheritance to clear, Nicoli Krakonov struck up a friendship with a pair of... eccentric individuals; an alien D.J. named Luefree, and a somewhat unhinged, former naval commander by the name of Torn Farkus.

Between Krakonov & Farkus a plan was formulated to assemble a mercenary fleet, & ply their fortunes amongst the stars.

Tina Haywood, an annoyingly angsty goth with her own battle-strafer, and Miguel Castillo, a simian spaceman & professional smuggler with a flying saucer, were both quickly recruited with promises of equal share in the profits.

It came to Krakonov's attention that a large, powerful ship was also docked at Brunt-Maxis; a Solar Predator, complete with fighter-craft, a drop-ship & an very expensive, heavily-armed mech in it's hanger-bays.

Through Castillo's criminal connections one Danny "Freak" James was brought on-board as a 'consultant'.

With Danny's help the Solar Predator was swiftly 'appropriated', and the fledgling mercenary party fled the station in short order. Krakonov personally by-passed the security features on the mech (a shiny, new, Navajo IV) & used most of his inheritance to improve the ships at the next major port. Danny James was given the chance to go his own way, but decided that the mercenary crew offered the greater chance to make serious money, and has been a part of the group ever since.

Quickly establishing a permanent planet-side base in the form of a fortified bunker on New-minsk, Krakonov's Krusaders (as they came to call themselves) soon bolstered their numbers by securing the loyalty of both a local raider group of two-and-a-half dozen or so men, as well as a ten man squad of Fellian troops who'd come to New-minsk to get their first blood & test their mettle.
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Affinity: Technology. The kind so advanced it could be mistaken for magic, but is clearly technological and isn't finicky like spellcasting.

Size Class: Average.

Race: Liquid Metal Construct. This will allow me to connect with my realm directly, improve myself with technology, and survive lethal attacks.

Boss Perks: Domain Control, Perception Prowess, Vitality Prowess, Enchanted Weapon, Empowerment, Charisma Prowess, Agility Prowess.

My extra affinity is Illusion. I'm not ruling this realm, I AM the realm.

>I'm going to sneak in.

I know where you are.

>I'm running in and attacking!

You'll hit my traps.

>I'll disarm them.

I have Illusion, Technology, and Charisma Prowess.

>I found you and I'm about to attack!

Agility, Illusion Affinity, and Charisma. You're going to miss.

I'm not that powerful outside of my realm, but within it I'm almost impossible to kill. Every second I'm left here safe is a second I'm improving the technology that makes up this area. I'm not evil and not planning to attack. Only to guard myself while I develop technology that can help anyone who deserves it.
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>>52560134
>flail
>shield
>bp vest
Come at me fuckers
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>>52559967
Arc'anen - Dragon God

>Affinity
Storm
Gaia
Technology
>Size Class
Behemoth
OR
Average
>Race
Draconic
OR
Humanoid
>Boss Perks
Vitality Prowess
Physical Prowess
Agility Prowess
Magical Prowess
Perception Prowess
Charisma Prowess
Morphing
Empowerment (x3)
Final Form
>Minions (Giant OR Average, Draconic OR Human)
Soldiers
Peasants
Engineers
Scouts
Mages
Spies
Clerics
Merchants
Warriors
Sorcerers
Riders
Craftsmen
Overseers
Warlord
Oracle
>Minion Upgrades
Hybrid
Training
Native
Diverse
Upgrade
>Realm Perks
Large
Legendary
Restoration
Protected
>Drawbacks
Hero
Nemesis
Whispers
Apocalypse

"Fate helps those who help themselves" - Attributed to Lord Arc'anen

Naming their realm "Arc" shows the locals' appreciation for irony. Thundering storms and vicious creatures live alongside incredible abundance; incredible mineral wealth is hidden by impenetrable undergrowth. In spite of it all, the citizens of Arc find a way. Ferociously independent, famously tough and unusually clever, the Arcs are a diverse lot, sporting a mix of draconic and humanoid features with the odd dragon flying about. Despite their general disdain for offered help, the Arcs are oddly quick to offer it to others. Philosophers would debate which came first, the former one or the latter one. An Arc would tell them the middle one, just to see what would happen.
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>>52563542
Also, the reincarnation crystal would allow my minions to remember their defeats. Over time they would better learn what works and what does not work. The reincarnation crystal does more than just allow you to have a good relationship with your minions, it allows your minions to be damn good at what they do.

Of course being able to live forever with a bunch of cute witch waifus that reincarnate with their memories intact does not hurt either ;)
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>>52563701
Damnit, forgot the pic
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>>52563678
So make them individually sentient and give them a cultural motivation for why they do what they do, which can be overruled by more pressing external enticements or threats. You get most of the good things about having Xenomorphs, without the need for them to be horror rape monsters.
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>>52562443

Kris Erikson

>Hunting licence
>Infrastructure/building

Starship

>Battle strafer
The Coyote
TURRETS: 4 gatling

>Mobile Base

Clothing

>Stealth attire
>Modern Local Attire
>Finer Fashion

Weapons
>Revolver
>Sawn-off
>Sniper Rifle

Misc
>Novelty Attire
Cowboy hat

Companions
>Boo-Shankle
>Roaring Feng
>Dr. Flynn Dreeen
>Ferris Bastard
>Blitzen Ferrel

HomePlanet
New Minsk

Vigilante lawman, the stereotypical maverick sheriff.

>>52562636
I may not be christian, but I sure as shit will help if it means bringing law to this shithole
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>>52563607
Tits can be fetishist when clothed a lot more easily than genitals.
And Lavender is text-only.
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>>52563019

We're reposting old builds again, then?

Otto Schtukka, mercenary pilot based out of Kreigenfist.

>Training:

Driver's licence
Engineering degree
(Extra training) Mercenary registration - 2000c

No companions - +11,000c

>Ship:

Battle-strafe - 1,500c
Free turrets; x2 each rail gun/lightning/plasma
Other turrets; x4laser/x2 gatling/x2Laser-guided missile/x1 napalm - 1,700c
Quadruple energy shields - 2,200c
Flares/mines/auto-repair - 1,200c
Galactic chart - 500c
Escape pod - 250c
Neurohelm control interface - 450c
E.M.P. panels - 550c
Systems jammer - 500c
Entertainment; T.V./internet - 100c

Vehicle; groundracer - 750c
Laser turret - 150c
L.G. missile turret - 300c

Vehicle; hover-bike - 250c
Laser turret - 150c

>Equipment:

Full robotic augmentation - 2,000c
"Blink" implant - 1,000c
Insurance implant - 1,000c
Heavyhull power-armour - 1,250c
Hard light shielding - 750c
Zorg-treatment weapon; gatling-rifle/sonic-caster/grenade-launcher(magnetic bow) - 2,450c
Grenades; frag/incendiary/stun/E.M.P. - 600c
Combat drones x10 - 1,500c
x2 novelty attire; Black, leather, trenchcoat designed to fit over armour/WWII Luftwaffe officer's cap

>New citizenship:

Kriegenfist

>Perks

Made in Kriegenfist (Double turret-power)
Licensed (Screw over aliens with impunity!)
Junky (Improvisational engineering a go-go)
Greaser (Better maintenance skills)

No companions.

>>52562636

You need a mercenary? Hire Schtukka. I will claim as many heads as you have credits for, or your money back. My motto is 'Efficient service through overwhelming firepower'.
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>>52559443
small flying tower
22

super densely populated Belgium sized realm
(25,000,000 goblins)
102

city (center)
magic forest (north)
swamp (east)
mountain (south) (+giants & trolls)
volcano (west)
labyrinth*5 (between other things)
122

ravens (intelligent)
dogs (for city)
wolves (for forest)
gators (for swamp)(+gatormen)
lavaworms (for volcano)
minotaurs (for labyrinth)
bird people (for the sky)
trickster spirits (FOR EVERYWHERE)
140

steam tech
170

cute
animal form (cat)
critical thinking
tinkers
mages
music
240

enchanting
portals
spacial distortion
scrying
dreams
binding
310

artifacts
time limit
330

fairy
bound
cold iron


will advertise with dreams and scrying that there are cute catgirls/boys in my realm.
humans will come to partake in large numbers
anyone staying over a year will join us.
enough humans are ./d/ enough that taking only volunteers will sustain us indefinitely.
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>>52563823

shit, forgot perks

>Red Tongue
>Bunker
>Lucky
>Climber
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>>52559124
Normal Body
Special Hair (White) - 2
Special Eyes (Purple) - 2
Undead (Vampire) - 6
Client: Time Paradox (Me)

I'm finally getting the vampire waifu that I always wanted!
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>>52560000
Minions: Average humanoids and Petite constructs. The Humanoids are not real minions. Just a volunteer army made from the people I have living here. The Constructs are machines that guard and repair the world. They're good for quickly building new traps or springing ambushes.

200 Humanoid Peasants. They just live here, and they'll defend themselves against attackers. With Illusion, it won't be clear which Peasants are real or how many there are.

50 Humanoid Merchants. They sell less effective versions of my technology to anyone who isn't evil.

50 Humanoid Spies. They keep watch over my civilization and find out if others are worth selling to.

100 Construct Engineers. The entire realm is being improved constantly.

50 Humanoid Recruiters. SERIOUSLY. I'M NOT A "FINAL BOSS." DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME INVADING ME. I don't even have any treasure. If you want a nice place to live, try making it to the city. The traps only hurt spies.

50 Construct Guards. Their description says "Their knowledge of the ins and outs of your lair prevents any intruder to invade uncontested or unnoticed." I already have Perception Prowess for that, but now it's pretty much impossible to get here unnoticed.

50 Construct Servants. They work with the Engineers to improve the area. Especially the traps.

1 Humanoid Warlord. He helps activate and set up the traps.

1 Construct Oracle connected directly to my Realm. Pretty much the Oracle from The Matrix, given my Affinities. She leads my army.
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>>52564113
No anon you are the waifu
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>>52564137
It's a joke. I chose time paradox, so I'm kind of both the client and the waifu.
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>>52563984
Hugo Boss is a miracle of the universe.
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>>52563657

What makes you say that?

>>52563823

>lawman

I think we'd best avoid each other.

>>52563984

We'd get along splendidly! Kriegenfist mercenaries and adventuring pilots work great together.!
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>>52564174
Lawman on New Minsk only. But I'll probably still avoid you, I don't like Kriegens anyways.
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>>52564226

>I don't like Kriegens anyways.

And I don't like lawmen.
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>>52564308

Obviously.
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>>52562443
Edgy British Privateer Build

Hannibal Barrett

Training
>Military Bootcamp
>Gang Initiate
>Mercenary Registration
>Strategist
>Slavers License
Ship
>Retired Dreadnought "The Cannibal" (4 Railgun, 3 Napalm, 2 Cluster Rocket)(Free)
>Armored Gravcar
>Ironbill Dropship (Gatling) (Free)
>Shields
Armor
>Vanguard Armor Mix and Matched with Heavyhull (Lighter and More Mobile, but with powered augmentation)
Weapons
>Hydra Shotgun
>Shield + Energy Baton
>Tacticool Service Rifle
>Stun and Frag Grenades
Stuff
>Chart
>Drugs
>Couples Crate
>Bar, Workout Equipment, Music, Movies
>Holocomm
>Containment Cells
>Collars
>Biochrono Bath
>Play
Companions
>Danny "Freak" James (Pilot and Torture Doll)
>Lord Edgard Bailer (Mentor)
>Georgina Windsor (High Society Contact)
>Carl and Dean (Mechanics)
>Candy (Low Society Contact)
>"Kabuki" (Bodyguard)
Homeworld
>Tragalgron
Perks
>Inner-Circle
>Sssh
>'Ardboy
>Chief

Time to cavort around the galaxy plundering, fucking, and killing with my band of not very merry men. Ostensibly for Queen and Country but really just because I want to. See how big headed Danny is after I put a collar on him in his sleep.


I couldn't find a picture for the character, so have a picture of the Cannibal instead.
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>>52563688
>>52564134
>>52560000
Perks:

Talented in Trap Design. This place is Hell on Earth to invade. Rather than a huge standing army, I have a heavily armed and well-trained civilian population protected by a realm that makes the Tomb Of Horrors look easy. Although nothing in here is that sadistic.

Training.

Upgrade. I'm in a Technology and Illusion Realm. We have some of the best gear possible.

Sustenance. The Constructs are robots and none of the people need anything. That's part of why they like living here so much. It also lets me kill enemies by draining air from the environment.

Devotion. The Constructs aren't really people, so they don't have morals to begin with. None of the Humanoids have their "Morals eliminated" in an evil way, but they are an army. They fight for me above anyone else, and they won't object to any of the traps I build. None of them will be inhuman, but some will be lethal. Most just eject you from the realm and make it difficult to return.

>>52560027
Realm Perks:

Protected. Traps work best against small groups of people, and now it's impossible for someone to bring a huge army to smash through them. Although I do have plans in case they succeed in breaking through.

Unknown. Given the fact that we're always redesigning and improving everything, it's impossible to have a good understanding of how it's defended. Or where it's located. This adds to the sheer fuckery of Don't Invadeland.

Restoration. The bear traps auto-reset. If you break anything, it repairs. Even my soldiers self-repair after a while.

>>52563401
If your intentions for the multiverse are good and you aren't evil yourself, pic related is how to get here. That method won't stay a working means of entry forever, but the rumors are true. If you aren't pure of heart which has nothing to do with sex then stay away. The entire purpose of this place is to repel evil, and that's all I'm telling you.
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>>52564335
>>52564359

I'll have you know that I'm 110% law abiding, all my guns, ships, and contra-er...cargo is legit and I have all the papers from Kriegenfist in order to prove it!
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>>52564308
Kiregens a shit. A SHIIIIIT
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>>52564567
My citizenship at Kriegensfist is exclusively because double-power turrets and license to fuck over xenos are the objectively best perks.
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>>52564593
License to fuck over xenos isn't even that good. Just be a criminal and fuck everyone over and licenses too.
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>>52564561

Kreigen Documents are meaningless to me. Get Documents from somewhere like Ming-Twins, and then I might THINK about not kicking you off planet.
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>>52564453
My intentions, I must admit, are ultimately selfish. I oppose the demons on the basis that their alliance with the werewolves and corruption of the land has usurped my hunting grounds and threatens to bind me to their will.

I am no more "good" than any predator whose territory has been infringed upon. What I am is alone - a problem I intend to remedy.
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>>52562443
>Name
Ban Soseki
>Education
Traders Apprenticeship
Explorer Training
Diplomacy Degree (Know languages: English, Japanese, Aquarian, Spanish, and Mandarin)
>Starship
Gravship
>Fighters
N/A
>Mechs
Burrowtech Worm
>Armor
Modern local attire
Environmental suit
>Weapons
Revolver
Tractorgun
>Misc./Other
Holocomn
A.I.
Galactic Chart
Scanning Wand
Entertainment System (Except Bar and video games)
House
Business Investment (Trading Corp.)
Escape Pods
Symbiote (Healer and Offensive)
Labs (Medical and Biological)
Containment Cells
Ship Defence (Energy Shields)
Control Collars
>Crew/Friends
Kabuki
Dr.Flynn Dreeen
Xyndon Hrug
Zeen-Tellaw-Ba
>Citizenship
Abloacia
>Citizen Perks
Gills
Under Pressure
Gut Feeling
Lucky
Let's do business.
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>>52562443
I can't believe that I almost managed to spend 24000 credits.
Statius, Local Crazy Mech Pilot
>Scrooge Mode
>Training/Career
Engineering Degree, Driver's License, Mercenary Registration (Tuition Fee)
>Starship
Comet-Flyer
Railgun x1 (Free), Gatling x2, LG Rocket x2, Cluster Rocket x2
>Mech
Navajo IV (Free)
Railgun x2 (Free), Cluster Rocket x2 (Free), LG Rocket x1 (Free), Napalm x2 (Free, from Engineering Degree), Gatling x4, Laser x4
>Armor
Hypersuit, with Gatling turret and LG Rocket.
Enviromental Suit (Free)
>Weapons
Zorg Treatment - Power-Fists/Hydra Shotgun
>Misc
Jets, Energy Shield, Augmentation (Full Robot), "Blink" Implant, Artificial Intelligence, Holocomm, Neurohelm, Portable Medic Cache, Escape Pod, Insurance Implant, Home (House), Ship Defenses (Flares, Shields, Mines, Repair), Laboratory (Engineering, Physics), Holodisk (Robotics, Engineering, Explosives), Tuition Fee
>Homeworld
Titanground
>Perks
Gut Feeling, Lucky, Made in Kriegenfist, To the Lab
That leaves around 4000 credits for a rainy day or when my mech gets wrecked horribly. I'm going to spend all day fighting giant monsters in my giant robot.
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>>52564567

How about you come to my neighborhood and say that?

>>52564593
>>52564634

I chose it since it has powerful military to protect me when I need it and since I think they'd value an adventurous skilled pilot who also happens to be a sexy pure waifu tier woman who knows how to rock a Kriegen uniform.

>>52564641

Like I was planning on staying in this dump long anyway!
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>>52564685
Well, that doesn't really sound evil. Unless you actively murder innocent humans or rule with an iron first, you sound like the victim of animal cruelty. Those succubi sound fairly detestable though.

If you find his location and have any magical ability, I could give your Paladin friend some shelter to heal. Although he'd need to be truly upstanding, not self-righteous and violent.
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>>52564936
Would you consider working with and/or fucking a violent and potentially deranged Space-British slaver and privateer?
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>>52564936
Give whatever you stole back, and I'll let you leave without broken knee-caps. .45 AP does terrible things to the human body.
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>>52559443
[200]
Bound [230] Who needs lies when you have misdirection and technical truths.
(I see a problem with not having a default entrapment method and forcing us to buy requirements or one of the three. also evocation doesnt have a price)
Seeds - Requires Nature, Living stone, 5 forests.

Tower (Luxury, Mobile) [222]
Size of a small village (8*4) [190]

Realm size Belgium [150]
Population 500000 [130] (About the population of Luxembourg)

City x 3 . Population up to 515k [121]
Living Forest x 5 [111]
Swamp x 1 [109]
Mountains+Tunnels x 1 [107] 515.5 k goblins

Monsters
Trickster Spirits x1 [104]
Giants x1 [94]
Trolls x1 [89]
Dragons x1 [79]
Goblin Dogs [76]
Skeleton [75]

Tech - Steam [45]
Critical Thinking [35]
Cute [25]

Living Stone [10]
Nature costs 10 but refunds me half my forset price [5]

I cant really do much with 5 points so ill take more minions?
Gators x1 [4]
Beastmen x1 + free gatormen [2]
2 more tunnels under my city. 3 tunnels is 1500 goblins,

So in total, 516545 Goblins.
1 Giant, 103 trolls, 5165 tricksters, half a dragon (do I round up? ) , 258272 Goblin dogs, 25827 Skeletons, 51654 gators, 2582 beastmen, 2582 gator beastmen.

Honestly since they dont really say what trapped means, I'll probably just try to make it super comfy and have free skeleton labour and cute goblin baes and probably cute beastmen/women and see if people just wanna stay here forever. I could probably eventually raise villages of people and or kidnapped babies so that they think its normal to sacrifice 1 person every year. Does making a baby count as a new trapped person?
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>>52564996

Working with, sure. Fugging, no thanks. And if you act deranged around me then I'll have to finish our dealings quickly and move on to my next adventure.

>>52565000

*fingers plasma pistol nervously*

I didn't steal anything! Now can I leave, or are we turning this into an international incident?
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>>52565105

Try me, you'll dead before you can draw.
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>>52565138
Excuse me, are you unlawfully detaining privateers of Kreigsfist? I would hate to have to start a real war.
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>>52565138

I'm no thief! I'm a sanctioned privateer of Kriegenfist! Now if you excuse me, I'll be on my way outta this trash heap. HMPH!

*walks to ship, chin up*
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>>52565158

"Start a real war"? New Minsk is a feudal planet, a real war would frakking help!
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>>52565176

GOOD FRAKKING RIDDANCE, whatever you stole must not have been that important. Cunt.
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>>52565181
No, no, a small war would help. A real war would leave your planet smoldering. If you want a war, Kreigsfist will happily ally with and guide New Minsk into a small war. Small wars benefit everyone except those who lose them.
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>>52565211

Would you kindly get the frak of my planet, Mr. Pirate? I don't care if you call yourself a "Privateer", you're all the same to me.
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>>52565226
I'm not 'on' your planet. I don't like being anywhere that I can't immediately reach FTL from.
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>>52559443
Does this mean I'm David Bowie? Also, is the swamp constantly farting and smells like poo? That's a dealbreaker.
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>>52565232

End comms then, Mr. Pirate.
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>>52565204

*pauses*

You'd better hope we don't meet when this war you want so badly breaks out. You may draw faster, but I assure you I fly better and fly things with bigger guns.

*continues on*
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>>52565283

Nothing but vaporizing this planet could make it any worse.
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>>52562443
To mix and match, do you need to take the price of 2 clothing sets and add 100? Also, do the prices of the turrets reflect their strength?
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>>52565310
>Wings

You don't understand how much easier everything is with flight.
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>>52565310

Extra limbs

Video games would be so much easier.
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>>52565325
it doesn't say they're retractible, though.
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>>52565308
>>52565283
>>52565249
>>52565226
>>52565204
>>52565181
>>52565176
>>52565158
>>52565138
>>52565105
>>52565000
>>52564936
>>52564685
>>52564641
>>52564593
>>52564561
>>52564308
>>52564174

Woah, this is looks really fun! I just came here from reddit a while back and its good to know I've got some fellows here.
*shoots all of you with space lazer*
pew pew xD
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>>52565310
Spinners, at the least it would be great for pranks.
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>>52565337
I'm really high right now, and you made me laugh hard enough to hurt myself.
Thank you.
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>>52565310
Spinners. I like spiders, and free clothes.
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>>52565337
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>>52565337
Thank you for taking the time to show these bitches and whores what's what.
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>>52565310
Pheromones
Undetectable, super useful all the time.
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>>52565337
You right now.
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>>52565308

*slight smile*

Maybe it'll come to that.

*closes ship door and prepares to take off with contraband*

>>52565337

Idk anything about reddit. I just like rp.
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>>52565337
I getcha, I getcha. Ya don't like it when builds interact.
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>>52565377
>>52565405
>>52565411
>>52565426
Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
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>>52565386

The cyoa implies that everyone activates one of those options, and that all the cool kids pick the wings. Since everyone has a power, and you obviously don't have the wings, how long do you think your charade will last before everyone pegs you as a creepy freak that took the pheromones?
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>>52559593
CYOA maker here. Everyone can freely edit my CYOAs. They don't belong to me just because I made them. If people can improve it, great.

I don't think it'll happen because people that are good at game design are usually going to want to change it enough that it's easier to just make their own derivative work than make edits, but he, if you want to then go for it.
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>>52565507
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Updated this while desperately procrastinating earlier this week or on the weekend or something.

People who archive shit from years ago, feel free to update your files.

Might add another power or two in a few more years.
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>>52565426
Don't judge me, Thorn, I saw what you call "builds interacting" and we'll have none of that smut here.
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>>52565535
>If I like it, it's quality discussion. If I don't like it, it's bait.
Newfags.
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>>52565517
Won't matter.
They can't help but like me now.
It's far too late to go back now.
All the non-Pheromone users serve Pheromone users.
We are literally the 'master' race. In that other people do what we want, like servants.

You're basically all the Jessica Jones to our Purple Man.
Expect you're really fucked, forever. Can't get immune to pheromones.
And the best part is, you'll enjoy it. Because we want you to.
Don't worry, I'm one of the good ones. I'm going to campaign to end war and strife everywhere. I'm not even going to do any skeevy shit to anyone, because I'm not a total creep. I just want people to stop fighting and help each other.

Is that really so terrible?
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>>52565426

I love build interaction.
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>>52565405
These are threads for CYOAs and builds, not RP faggotry. You're the one who came here ignorant of the atmosphere.
>>
>>52565652

>RP faggotry
Do you know what board you're on?
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>>52559124
Don't cremate my original body, it's a national fucking treasure!

Normal is fine.
Green Thumb! I like gardening~ (3)
Fit! If I'm going to be a waifu, I should be a GOAT waifu. (3/6)
Sherlock is a good one, pattern recognition is a pretty basic faculty of human cognition. (4/10)
This section felt shorter and simpler than I wanted it to be.

>/u/Im_a_god_damn_otter
Wait a second, was this made by a redditor? In that case I take back the previous complaint, this is really fucking well made for a redditor.

Pete doesn't seem that great but at least he's got a good cause.
>>
>>52565679
Not /qst/.
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>>52565561

lvl 5 shifters phases
lvl 4 windows to the soul

>shapeshift into a 10/10 body
>use suggestions to land a cushy ass job
>???
>profits
>>
>>52559020
>no one discusses builds anymore
>highlander never responds to them either

It's the end of an era, my friends.
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>>52565679
Try to find your particular brand of childish roleplaying, with *actions* and other such direct adress, anywhere else on this board. You won't, because it's heavily frowned upon here and everyone else, because it's for children. You have to be 18 or older to post here.
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>>52565716

You must be new, that was angel. I was merely speaking as my character, not saying what he was doing.
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>>52559532
>He's massacring a CYOA to fit his tastes.
So, making a new CYOA? Or is he somehow deleting all copies of the unedited version?
>Taking the 90% he likes and cutting out the 10% he doesn't.
Editing isn't a bad thing. All authors should do this before release.

>It's more like editing a CYOA to give him more points or include his waifu.
There's literally nothing wrong with that.
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>>52560568
Fuck, don't force me to make a Abel build damn it.
>>
>>52565716
>>52565740

What did I do wrong? I'm definitely not underage.
>>
>>52565788

Of course you aren't sweetie.
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>>52565426
Build interaction is one thing but there's literally fucking *action* faggotry going on here.
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>>52565805

Pls don't make me post my age. It hurts.

>>52565823

There's literally nothing wrong with that.
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>>52565788
That makes it worse, because that implies that you won't grow out of it.
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>>52565823

Only two people are doing that
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>>52565849
>There's literally nothing wrong with that.
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Enough arguing, TIME FOR ILLEGAL BOOZE
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>>52565862

Actual pic of Angel, just two months ago.
>>
Nobody really gives a shit about who thinks what should be allowed or cool unless youre a mod or some shit. Just go back to lurking and waiting for OC or write that book thats never going to be finished or whatever it is yall do and let whomever the fuck do whatever the fuck.
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>>52565715
Do you know if Highlander saves builds still?
>>
>>52565856
>>52565862

What should I grow out of? It's just a short friendly casual rp! Nothing serious like with a regular group in person!

>>52565888

Nope. Sadly had to grow up;_; Funny fox pic.
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>>52565924
I believe so.
>>
>>52565888
Praise Khorne.
>>52565890
>nobody cares about who thinks what is cool ever really do more like
>but let me post about it anyways
*holds baseball bat and looks bemusedly in your direction*
And I'm actually making cyoas.
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>>52565948
Oh sorry. I meant, just go back to lurking and waiting for OC or make that cyoa thats never going to be finished or whatever it is yall do.
>>
>>52565386
>>52565517
>>52565625
There are only two options that don't involve blatant cosmetic changes. Spider and pheromones. Spider is almost useless compared to the other powers, so it's fairly safe to assume everyone who doesn't have a physical distinction chose pheromones.

Also, you can only elicit emotions. You can't control what they're directed at. You can make people happy and affectionate, sure, but you can't guarantee that they aim that at you. You have nowhere near Kilgrave's level of power.
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>>52565890
>>52565929
>>52565948
>>52565974
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>>52565886

Location: Country Getaway

Acquisition: Personal Distillery (Family Vodka Recipe)

Team: Mrs. Beckenbauer, Katie Butler

Drawbacks: That guy

Bonuses: Politics
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>>52565990
>DIY FARM-TO-TABLE

I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE BUT HOW HARD COULD IT BE

>LEEKS
WHY NOT

>CABBAGE
WHY NOT

>TOMATO
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT CUTTING IT, I CAN RIP AND TEAR JUST FINE

>Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
I hope I don't regret picking this as my first drink.
>>
>>52565985
Im guessing you could choose amphibian and just choose the same cool color of skin you already have.
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>>52565974
>sucking my dick and becoming more polite just because I make cyoas
We hate our redditors, don't we folks? They're just nasty, uncultured, spineless betas. Sad!
>>52565990
Now that's a nice fucking cyoa.
>Raw
I'm probaby going to die from this shit.
>Caramel
>Cabbage
>Leeks
Mmmhmm. And a water with lemon, because pale ale is shit.
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>>52565985
It's all about timing, ye of little faith.
If I give someone happy/love feelings time they see me, their brains will eventually just generally associate those feelings with me and start doing it on their own.
It's called classical conditioning.

So maybe there won't be a ruling class of mind controllers, but there damn well will be a sprinkling of Mr. Rogers and psuedo-messiahs.
And I will be the best goddamn Mr. Rogers the world has ever seen, because the world needs more people who are that nice.

Did you make that cyoa?
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>>52566063
I'm not sure what conduit has to do with what you're saying.
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>>52566063
>>52566092
>>52566112
oh shit nigger
what are you doing
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>>52566111
Not a thing, I'm just posting cyoas.
>>52566121
I'm doing conduit.
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>>52566136
And starting with the fan stuff?
Dude just link the wiki: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Conduit
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>>52566155
Fan stuff only is a pretty cool variant Conduit though.
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>>52566155
Well honestly I just posted my favorite ones. Don't really care if it's made by the author or fans.
>>
THRALLHERD, HEAR THIS LOWLY CONDUIT'S PRAYERS!
GIVE US A SIGN, SHOW US YOU'RE STILL THERE, WATCHING OVER US, WORKING ON THE REMAKE OF THE GLORIOUS CONDUIT CYOA!!
THRAAAAAAAAAAALLHEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD
>>
>>52562443
>Training
Trader's Apprenticeship
Engineering Degree

>Vehicles and Ships
Broad Frigate
Hover-bike x2
Groundracer

>Armour
Standard Clothes (free with Trader's Apprenticeship)

>Weapons
Tractorgun
Revolver

>Misc
Jets
Augmentation: Limb
Holocomm
Galactic Chart
Portable Medic Cache
Extra Companion

>Companions
Biscuit and Tin
Molly Harriot
Ferris Bastard
"Blinks" Uzo Sjel
Ellie "Silverbird" Ferguson
Professor M. Dulbejen

>Citizenship and Peks
Space
Helmsmen, Greaser, Gut feeling, Suspicious

4300 credits set aside for a rainy day.

I got to know Biscuit and Tin while the three of us were working on some salvage ops for spare creds, and they introduced me to Molly. Ferris had been working with the three of 'em, big old softie that he is, and he took a liking to me too. Eventually, on one of those salvage runs, I picked up an old junker of a ship. Turns out that some clever asshole - probably a smuggler from the compartments we found - crammed one hell of an engine into this thing. Sure, it was a lot LESS of an engine from the massive crumpled mess the asteroid had made of the warp guides, but if I could just cut a patch out of another ship, I thought I could fix that. Turns out I could. Ferris and his little gang had been helping me out this whole time, so I figured it was only fair I invite them along too (and to be fair, Molly's a hell of a pilot already, I need the help). Ferris put me in contact with Blinks and Ellie - sorry, Silverbird - as two friends of his looking for a berth to run with. The Prof was actually a bit of an accident - the day before we were gonna set off, he came up to us in a tearing hurry, asking us - very politely - for a ride. We went ahead and gave him one, and, well, he hasn't been able to get off. Shit's always hit the fan whenever he's tried.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DiWxcilWtU
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>>52566240
>Praying to thrallherd
>Not just emailing him or stalking
>Not checking the imgur that's on the 1d4chan page
Stay classy pleb.
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>>52559967
>No.52559967

Hey, so in the complications section do you think one could take both from the blue row and the white row?
>>
hello?
>>
>>52566641

Fuck you, eat dick.
>>
>>52566655
>Trips and doubles
Well, brb then.
>>
>>52559020
Traveler CYOA:
Origin and Backround:
>Samuel 'Jetstream Sam' Rodrigues, 28, Independent, Cyborg Samurai
>Race: Human (Brazilian), Gender: Male
>The Now: Watcher (+Low Tech Understanding, +5 Traits, +1 Companion)
Skills, Perks and Traits: (+3 Traits)
>Low Tech Understanding
>Mid Tech Understanding
>High Tech Understanding
>Common Ethereal Manipulation
>Adaptability
>Natural Physique
>Martial Training
>Runner
>Lucky
>Frontliner
>Tech Eater
>Unarmed Combatant
>Critical
>Violence Mutability
>Handsome Jack
>Terrorist
>Driver
>Split Action
Initial Equipment Requisition: (+2000)
Clothing:
>Travelers Leathers (Free)
>Power Armour (-1000)
Weapons:
>Yuta Brace (Mandatory)
>New Melee: High Frequency Murasama (Katana) (-300)
>New Firearm: Gun Sheath (-600)
Knick Knacks:
>Pegs (Free)
>Basic Survival Kit (Free)
>Basic Bag (Free)
>ID Card (Free)
>Limb Replacement: Right Arm Cybernetic (-100)
>Entanglers (-50)
>Hover Bike (Free)
>Drone: Small (-300)
Little Things:
>Forever Alone x5 (+2500, -5 Companions)
> I Don't Need No Governa's Dalla! (+7 Trait, -2800)
>Notorious (+400)
>Full Moon Touch (-250)
Factions, Departments and Others:
>The Lonesome Road (+1 Trait, +Motorcycle)
The Convents:
>None
Allies (+4 Companions)
>None
Home District:
>Free Traveler: The Road Never Ends
Hub World:
>Free Traveler: In Which All Roads Are Open
Panic Buttons:
>None
Path to Walk:
>None
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>>52565310
Pheromones. Open a small bar, use pheromones to make everyone a bit happier after spending some time there. Make a modest profit, enough to pay the bills.
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>>52562590
>i didn't have time yet to really work on it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>52559326
>there are """people""" on this board who can't even do 10 pushups
>>
>>52565310
Pheromones

Once you know what emotions you want to manipulate, the world becomes your oyster.
>>
>>52565561
Level 5 blood powers
Level 4 eye powers
>>
>>52567036
Can't make excuses for everyone else but up until recently I was homeless or in transit for the last 2 and a half years. I did at one point exercise for like half a year or whatever when I wasn't in the troubles and could do on the upwards of 70 but still wasn't particularly strong or anything. Rocking that Auschwitz mode.
>>
>>52567036
severe Hyperthroidism and Thyrotoxic periodic paralysis mate.
>>
>>52565990
No bread option?
Otherwise A+
>>
>>52559124
Trap 0, Fit 3, Magical 6, Molly.
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>>52565886
>Establishment
Country Getaway
Personal Distillery - Scotch or Irish Whiskey

>Staff
Tanya
>- Plus One
Billy Bones
Katie Butler

>Challenges
Great Awakening
That Guy

>Bonuses
The Little Girl
Plus One
>- Tanya

Sorry Officer, Mummy had to run to town on very important business, but she's taught me how to run look after things when she needs to go to town.

Alcohol? I don't know what you mean officer, this is just Mummy's coffee house. Daddy used to drink it and he'd get all loud and stinky and hit Mummy. I stole one of his bottles once but it tasted awful and I fed it to the cow who wouldn't stand up straight for the rest of the day.
Yes, it's far from town because it's our house. She couldn't afford to leave the farm after, after Daddy ran off with that floozy.

Oh that's my sister Tanya and Billy on stage. Billy's really good at the trumpet. He's nice and he's teaching me to play the trumpet also.

Tanya's, well she's not actually my sister, also very nice and pretty. I hope to be as pretty as her when I grow up.
She sings and dances here when she isn't at another performance in the city.
She plays with me and she used to babysit me also when I was little-, I Am Grown Up! Thank You Very Much! I'm nearly Ten!

Oh, that's Kitty-Kat, sorry, Katie. She doesn't like it when I call her kitty-cat.
She's the waitress and she also makes the coffees. I help her out when I'm not helping out Mummy.

Do you want a Coffee officer?
>>
>>52559124
Amazon

Endowed, Fit, Combat Training

Gabriel

Maybe get into law enforcement or something, come home to cute trap.
Hope he's tougher than he looks. Or his pelvis is gonna shatter.
>>
>>52559443
Fortress
>tower, castle, flying fortress, luxury
>size of a small village (68)
Realm
>size of a metropolis (100 sq mi?); pop = 500 × 20 (40)
>10% city, 50% magic forest, 20% mountains, 10% swamp (17)
>11,000 total pop (1 giant, 110 trolls, 1,100 gators, 1,100 gatormen, 990 wolves, 220 spirits, 7,479 goblins)
Monsters
>Gators, wolves, trickster spirits, gatormen, child like ravens (15)
Tech level
>20th century (50)
Goblins
>cute, critical thinking, sneaky (25)
Magic
>living stone, nature, scrying (35)

Drawbacks
>Fairy (+50)

Total of 250 points allowed, all used.
>>
New thread is up: >>52567870
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>>52567795
I just realized I'm missing a tenth of land. I'll sacrifice 330 wolves for 10% mountains (which gives me 1 more giant and 110 trolls)
>>
>>52559124
Body type:Normal
[10]Brainiac
[07]Grease Monkey
[01]Robo (Full)
[00]Clammy

Client: /u/I'm_a_god_damn_otter

I'm assuming with brainiac I can integrate the fancy new laptop into my robot body and grease monkey allows me to repair/upgrade/maintain my mechanical body.

Shit going full robot is probably the best option in the cyoa, you get access to immortality as long as you continuously upgrade your parts, with brainiac/grease monkey you can modify your robot body to be any or all the different body type and physical special trait combinations and your brain is a computer so acquiring knowledge and data is as fast as you can download/upload from the internet. Literally no downsides besides smelling like clams for the rest of my immortal life.

I can live with that.
>>
>>52559067
Desu Reapers are the most practical faction to join. You've already got good press, as long as you don't beat up poor people you'll stay a folk hero no matter what you're into.

Thorns are a bunch of cunts everyone else will team up against given the opportunity. Thrones are backstabbers. And Paladins are literally the UN.
>>
>>52566318
>>52566278
>>52566136
>>52566112
>>52566092
I like these
>>
>>52559124

Normal, Maid, Bookworm, Sherlock. Adam.

He seems the kind of guy who really knows how to treat a subby maid waifu. He'll keep me busy and punish me firmly but fairly if I fall short of his high expectations. And he'll often interrupt me at my work to take me from behind like an animal, using me for his pleasure only to calmly command that I clean up my mess as he walks away afterwards.

But a man like him has other uses for a girl like me. Though I seem to be only his maid, and I'm treated in public like the servant I seem to be, and I'm careful to present at all times as a slightly airheaded giggly girl who lives to please her master and keep the house immaculate - I can also read and comprehend complex documents almost at a glance, and correlate disparate information as easily as blinking. Master receives so many business reports, analysis documents, prospectuses and proposals. And Master has so many visitors coming to meet him. Nobody pays any attention to the silly young maid serving drinks at such events. Nobody worries about the documents they leave out around me. They just leer and occasionally grope and they comment about how it's obvious why Master keeps me around and they stare down my top while I stare down their portfolio...

Master's affairs have never been so we'll run. When he's pleased with me he sometimes grants me underwear privileges, and a generous allowance and a weekend off. When he's especially pleased he'll even fuck me face to face. With passionate kissing and communication and care.

Because I'm not just his maid, I'm his waifu, and I work very hard to prove it.
>>
>>52568737
Go check the rest at >>52566155
You're in for a wild ride.
>>
>>52565625
>He actually thinks he'll get far with smells everyone already knows about
>Smells
Hello smells, meet gas mask and gun. They're good friends of mine.
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