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Pathfinder General /pfg/

Delving in Ruins Edition:
When was the last time you adventured above ground? What about above the clouds?

Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/hAfKSnWW

Current Playtests: https://pastebin.com/WMhRUURm

Old Thread: >>52532801
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Anyways, ignoring the Anime thread- when are we going to get the official DSP Akashic/Initiator PrC, the PHAROAH?

Why has Akashic Mysteries been left in the dust?

Will homebrewers have to pick up DSP's slack?
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>>52539838
Does it count if we were underground in the basement of a tower?
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>>52539963
Can we not do two threads again?
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How do I build one of those cool anime warriors in PF? 1pp stuff is getting boring and it's time to finally explore the 3rd party world.
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>>52539963
I dunno if Pharaoh is actually happening. I think someone did a homebrew version of it that did... something.

Can't remember.
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>>52540017
Path of War, play a warlord, take all Riven Hourglass powers to be maximum YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD
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>>52540017
Path of war
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>>52540004
Sure, just stop posting anime threads on page 6 and we'll only have the one.
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>>52539963
>Why has Akashic Mysteries been left in the dust?

Because the final product kind of sucked in a bunch of ways.
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>>52540078
I guess someone will have to pick up the slack then
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>>52540046
>>52540049
Cool, is the expanded version worth looking into immediately, or should I just stick to the basic?
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Posting my question again in this thread:
>Hey /pfg/, so I just found out DHB made an initiator. Can someone give me the run down on it. Is it any good?

Anyone have experience with it?
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>>52540121
expanded is fine

its mostly on the srd anyways
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No one has memed about the apps in BitF so I'll start the discussion.
Which character is your favorite?
Which character got the sharpest edge of thousandfold Nippon steel?
Which one is just pure trash?
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>>52540157
I've never seen anybody actually talk about playing one, just asking about if it's any good. Come to think of it, I don't know that I've actually heard opinions on any of DHB's stuff.
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>>52540121
Expanded is less shit than the basic, if I recall.

Basic was written when it was just two dudes without a fucking editor, and WITH some kind of idiotic hangups.

Expanded was with more people and editors.

It's why people around here constantly hound for an errata to Basic so it's less fucking garbage.
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>>52540205
they're all shit
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What NPCs should we try and push for LoBaF?
Hard Mode: No gnolls
Nightmare Mode: No husbandos for the women
Infinite Climax Mode: Must actually use GM's half-assed Al-Qadim ripoff
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>>52540413
Mount and blade's entire sultanate faction.
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>>52540413
SotJR took a wrong turn on their way to Minkai
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>>52539963
Seconding this. We got a veil in the april fools from DSP, but there hasn't been any talk about continuing akashic mysteries.

Can we get a DSP dude to chime in?
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Which LoBaF character is the biggest degenerate?
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>>52540078
>Because the final product kind of sucked in a bunch of ways.

It seemed like it sucked in the exact same was as Incarnum did, honestly.

In that it was a giant wall of stuff with no indication as to what the hell to use it for.
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>>52541680
Katapesh GM is degenerate as fuck and hides his power level
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How do you describe a russian-like accent without saying "russian".
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>>52542740
That's like trying to describe a color.

It is only describable by itself.
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>>52542740
"THICC, biting, and weighty consonants -- but rolling and fluid, almost songlike in nature. Behind the heavy articulation, a powerful voice breathes them into august vibrancy, like the bellows of a cathedral organ, or the piping of a boiler engine".
Or just say Slavic.
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>>52542740
If it's a character from Avistan, maybe mention how it sounds like it's from Brevoy/Iobaria, or just from that far northeast region of the continent.
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>only 27 posts

Really the most life support i've ever seen a thread on
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>>52542740
"Filled with vodka and depression".
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Other old Thread link

>>52539234
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>>52541680
Iolanthe, easily. The purest is Orlan.
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>>52542935
That's cause we had two threads, m8.
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>>52542740
Slavic?
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>>52542963
>Purer than Essa
>Purer than Gamze
what do you know that we don't
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>>52542976
Why is DHB Eizen the Reaper?
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>>52543017
because 2hu is Edna

They're both autistic as fuck and they're our autists, so they're obviously related

Its a multi-leveled abstract kind of insider meme.
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>>52543008
You know he's a virgin.
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This is a terrible idea, but here goes nothing.

I'm thinking I'll run a Fire Emblem game for /pfg/. Yeah, yeah, there are Fire Emblem tabletop homebrews floating around, but they're all dogshit, so Pathfinder isn't THAT much worse.

It won't really be Fire Emblem in mechanics, but in overall feel, I guess. And large scale grids.

Anyone interested? Should I do a homebrew setting or one of the canon FAIA EMBUREM continents?
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>>52543048
I want in! What times?
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>>52543069
EST evenings.
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>>52543017
DHB is Eizen the Reaper and Big Boss. It's the weirdest kind of inside meme.

>>52543008
>>52543038
>implying Essa isn't a virgin
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>>52543080
Days?
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>>52543048
I'd apply, sure. And I vote for homebrew setting, so you can govern what is and isn't allowed better. That way you don't "bb-b-b-but such and such minor character from Fire Emblem 1.25: The Side Quest Gaiden Game Boy Game That Only Ultra Weebs in the 90s Even Knew Existed was a _______ class and that means mine should be one too even though you explicitedly banned that class!"
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>>52543085
>implying they're not both virgins
Male virgins are more pure than female virgins, though. Prove me wrong.
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>>52543048
DID SOMEONE SAY FIRE EMBLEM GAME?
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>>52543154
Essa is a male virgin, what are you talking about?
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>>52543134
Weekends?
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>>52543169
You know it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOvWhQwC3oY&t=109s
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>>52543178
Well played.
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>>52543186
;_;
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>>52543149
It'll be a homebrew setting with 99% of the inhabitants as kitsune, wolfskins, laguz, and manaketes, perfect for /pfg/!

I wish.
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>>52543205
Please don't.
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What perform skill covers puppets.
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Let's say you have an emissary tumor familiar, alchemist discovery. Now normally is in your body. In that state, can it cast guidance?
You know, to avoid those AoO.
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I'm still waiting for the campaign that's "GM asks DHB what his perfect campaign is, players get to apply to join DHB's merry men".
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>>52543240
Perform (Act) should work.
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>>52543186
>Weekends
>if I go for another game I'll have three game days in a row
>I probably shouldn't do more games anyway
>but I REALLY WANT to play a Fire Emblem campaign
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>>52543240
Puppetry would be a form of Perform (Act) while Ventriloquism is a form of Perform (Oratory).
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>>52540604

Who would waifu or husbando who?
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>>52543085
>>52543038
Virgin ship is real
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>>52540413
An autistic talking cat.
wait
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>>52543154

Who do you think are the virgins in the Dragons series? RotJR? Blingmaker?
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>>52543048
What'd the chargen rules look like?
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>>52543311
>virgins in the dragons

In dragons2 probably Rinka and Lio

they seem pure.
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>>52543313
45 PB, level 16 start, 2,000,000 GP starting wealth.
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>>52543331
I hear Rory is a virgin to love
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>this thread
Find it amusing how OP was pompous as fuck but it turned out that it was ded thred until kitsune OP died.

>>52533947
Thanks mate, I didn't think mine was actually good.
>dad's a dick, wants her to sit in the kitchen and do kitchen stuff
It's actually the opposite. She likes cooking, daddy won't let her.
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How do I RP a character with extremely high intelligence (20+) but low wisdom (6)? Actually nearly everything he has is above average to superhuman, with wisdom dumped.
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>>52543355
Airheaded genius.
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>>52543311

Dragons?
>Rinka, Freyda, Lio

RotJR?
>Seht, Onryou, Aranha

Blingmaker?
>Ask when the picks are made
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>>52543338
aw HELL yeah
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>>52543355
Mad scientist.

Have you read Ender's Game? Those genius kids who could solve advanced calculus by like 7 or some shit but couldn't get a soda from the store.
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>>52543338

I would literally squeal at chargen like that.
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>>52543355
autistic
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>>52543338
Dammit.
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>>52543338
/pfg/ eternally btfo
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>>52543338
How would you stat nino?
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>>52543355

BAZOOPER
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>>52543355
Bazinga!
No seriously
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>>52543311
>RotJR
Well, not Quinn anymore.
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l a n c e r s w h e n
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>>52543504
Rank E luck
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>>52543496
Pretty sure only the twins are now.
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>>52543508
But rank S cute!
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>>52543311
I honestly think there's a good chance Valeriya is still a virgin.
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>>52543496

Quinn made Sweettooth fuck her in the Shayliss episode, she was never a maid in-game.

None of FotJR is, while SotJR has a confirmed 50% spread.
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>>52543408
Best Girl.
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>>52543538
L O G S W H E N?
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>>52543538
Aren't the twins pure?
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>>52543377
>>52543392
>>52543421

I should add that he's a Fighter.

So basically a completely oblivious manchild who has no real means of functioning in the real world, no common sense at all, but will leave a trail of dead shysters and thieves while not understanding why he's always a victim.

His original goal was more or less become a gang boss. I think he's more like Dr. Evil though. Intelligent enough to make reality his bitch, no concept of reality in general.
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>>52543525

Valeriya is a lovely, busty twenty something from the big city played by someone who doesn't seem to adhere to anime tropes. I seriously doubt it.
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>>52543520
Be honest anon, if you had a cute twin, would you let either of you stay virgins?
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>>52543538
>>52543568
>none of FotJR is
>would you let either of you stay virgins?

n-nani
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>>52543567
She's also part of a noble family (even one as laid back as the Deverins) and would likely have the idea of keeping her marriage prospects high beaten over her head from a young age.
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>>52543311
Certainly Atolm
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>>52543508
That just means they need protecting, even if they get embarrassed!
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>>52543564
double autistic
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Oradin or Oralord?
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>>52543580
pretty sure the twins are virgins

their aura of purity even made Saboten tone down her lewd talk to not corrupt them
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>>52543615
I prefer ORA ORA ORAAAAAAAA
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>>52543581
What we might need to get down to here is, what kind of virginity are we talking here?
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>>52543567
Who is Valeriya?
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>>52543581

The Sandpoint branch of the Deverins are newcomers of a newcomer branch, the fact they even moved to a nothing town means they don't intend to adhere to common noble customs.

Furthermore, Valeriya was a wild child that grew into a fierce and unruly teenager even before she moved to Magnimar, which is full of lusty sailors and dashing academy hopefuls. She would've had her pick of the lot.

This isn't even including the Vilderavn, which as we both know is as wild as her old self, a sort of shaped charge of her wild bitch Mode aimed to perform Justice.
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>>52543639
It's wrong to have vaginal sex before marriage so you should only have anal til then.
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Can you take both arcanist and wizard levels?
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>>52543685
>turning Essa into an anal queen to ensure her purity
Reverse traps and tomboys are built for anal
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>>52543717
yes
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>>52543665
Dervish Defender Warder/Counterfeit Blood Beguiler Shadowgraft Skirmisher - Daughter of the mayor of Sandpoint, and certainly not that vigilant the Vilderavn.
>>52543717
1) Why wouldn't you?
2) Why would you?
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>>52543717
You can't multiclass into a hybrid class that your main class is part of.
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>>52543639

That's getting a little too specific, anon. It's fun in a weird sort of way to dismantle backstories to clue yourself into their private life, but what holes they use? Really?
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>>52543743
That was a rule from the playtest that never actually made it to the published version of the ACG. Hybrids and their parent classes are fair game for multiclassing.
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>>52543639
"I have much to learn about this world!"
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>>52543743
Nope.
>Parent Classes: Each one of the following classes lists two classes that it draws upon to form the basis of its theme. While a character can multiclass with these parent classes, this usually results in redundant abilities. Such abilities don’t stack unless specified. If a class feature allows the character to make a one-time choice (such as a bloodline), that choice must match similar choices made by the parent classes and vice-versa (such as selecting the same bloodline). The new classes presented here are all hybrids of two existing core or base classes.
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/hybrid-classes/
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>>52543723
The one tomboy I do know isn't into anal at all, but she goes completely nuts for making out during missionary.
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>>52543665

Daughter of the local nobility in Sandpoint, a tough no-nonsense girl that used to be a real bitch until she got shipped to the military for a couple years.

Now she's a straight laced guardswoman ready to carry the noble name from Varisia to Minkai, while assuming the form of the deadly assassin "The Vilderavn" when honest justice can't be served.
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>>52543788
The Undiscovered Cuntry?
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>>52543739
Well, I would like a school and the familiar would rarely if ever do anything but stay in my bag.
Also scribe scrolls.
More Cantrips.
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>>52543802
Will she marry me?
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>>52543837

Probably not.
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>>52543796
That's called purity anon.
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>>52543833
>I would like a school
So play a School Savant arcanist.
>and the familiar
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/hybrid-classes/arcanist/arcane-exploits/familiar-su/
>also scribe scrolls
Is a feat that anyone can get.
>more cantrips
Uh?
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>>52543833
>more cantrips

that

Thats the dumbest reason to multiclass

i've ever read

Ever.
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>>52543822
More like the Secret Backyard
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RotJR According to /pfg/
>Ameiko: A gnoll's mind-broken rape-slave.
>Aster & Tia: Who?
>Aranha: Who?
>Casimir: Dicky daddy giving Valeriya her daily dose of cummies.
>Corwin: That dumb stoner asshole who fucked Ameiko.
>Etan: Airhead who got all his friends killed.
>Onryou: My perfect pure and naive waifu who needs to get her slutty jugs and fat ass mind-broken and owned by the biggest, stinkiest monster cock possible.
>Quinn: See entry for Ameiko.
>Rubio: Anorexic anime gay-boy.
>Saboten: Who?
>Seht: Big-dick NTRguy who's married to Shayliss but going to rape and mind-break every other woman he comes across, especially Onryou.
>Sweettooth: That guy Quinn fucked that one time.
>Valeriya: Bimbo buttslut who's secretly plotting to murder Ameiko.
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>>52543916
Sounds like a good hentai anime
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>>52543880
Well, that's 6 or so feats.
I understand the benefit of the school is limited but I really like admixture and at no point does it state it only works with wizard spells.
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>>52543916
Aranha: Spider

FTFY
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>>52543916
whe nare we getting l o g s of these s e x u a l a d v e n t u r e s
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>>52543909
Does it hurt?
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>>52544016
No, it just confuses me
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>>52543639

Anal sex is an interesting topic to discuss in relation to medieval settings, because some cultures placed a sort of grim acceptance to it while others were completely opposed.

For example, a popular saying in Italy concerning premarital sex is that Italian girls are "maidens before, but martyrs behind." This is in reference to noblewomen taking it up the ass to preserve their honesty - a common practice in Mediterranean countries which have always had colorful histories with buttstuff.

Meanwhile, you've got kingdoms like the Holy Roman Empire, Poland or England where such activities might be seen as unnatural, even abhorrent. They would be pure in every way if they could help it.

This is of course assuming nobility, where virginity actually mattered. Maidenhood was valued among the lower classes, but valued does not mean expected - that said, anal sex among the lower classes, outside of Mediterranean countries, was reviled even more than nobles would revile it. Only the cheapest whores engaged in anal sex.
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>>52543959
No, it's three exploits, four if you want the familiar as well, and one feat for scribe scrolls. You get 5 exploits and 5 greater exploits over the course of your career. Alternatively, you can use http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/hybrid-classes/arcanist/arcane-exploits/school-understanding/

Multiclassing into Wizard will stall your Arcanist spell progression, even if it's just a one level dip. It is one of, if not the worst, multiclass I've ever seen.
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>>52543916

I love you, these are all on-point.
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>>52544045
School savant eats up 3 exploits, getting your first on level 5 meaning you can't even pick a extra exploits till then.
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>>52544059
Thanks--that kind of praise makes being a skinny anime fuccboi worth it.
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>>52544045
Also, I count exploits as feats.
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>>52544092
So not only are you planning on multiclassing as a wizard, you're planning on doing it before level 5.
>>52544108
Oh, got it, you're just retarded.
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>>52544108
he is retarded as fuck it appears
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>>52543833
Hold up

Why don't you just play a wizard

An exploiter wizard is arguably better than an arcanist.
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>>52544098

I think Rubio is really, really cool! I want to see him become a HERO!
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>>52544163
This one?
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>>52543916
>two "literally who"s and a "that one guy that one time" in the same party
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>>52544163
It's a classic hero move to say that you're no hero, so I will.
I think Rubio might not become a hero...but he might yet enter the legend.
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>>52544146
Exploiter Wizard trades out the school though, which is what he wants.
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>>52544121
Well, if I invested in charisma I might pick up school understanding but it's pretty useless for my stats.

Well, since I was only gonna take 4 levels of arcanist, getting no exploits would ever would be silly, no?

So why do I count them as feats? Because I will spend at least one to buy an exploit.

>>52544146
No school.
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>>52544211
then he should just straight be an a wizard anyways because exploits are overrated
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>>52544230
>only take 4 levels of Arcanist

What the fuck kind of rinky-dink shit build are you doing nigger?
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>>52544239
A very experimental one.
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>>52544204

Hope there's a demonically-possessed sword lying around.
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>>52544251
Borderline retarded is more what it sounds like
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>>52544251
So experimental. We just don't understand.
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>>52544204

Anon... Are you suggesting Rubio hooks up with Shalelu?

I need this.
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>>52544263
The idea was making something as versatile as possible, a Jack of all trades.
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Release the Logs!
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>>52544259
Someone already has an intelligent sword, though! She's no demon, though! Don't badmouth a boy's mother like that!
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>>52544298
That exists

Its called a 'bard' or a 'skald'
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>>52544303
Okay, here's the logs of Saturday when everyone else died and Onryou got gangbanged
https://pastebin.com/d9Tc3cPj
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>>52544279
My group decided to be 3 melee fighters and a summoner. So I have to fill out some gaps.
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>>52544318
I came buckets.
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>>52543796
You should knock her up and take responsibility
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>>52544318
>yeht and seht
>the pair of the century
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>>52544298
Reducing your spell slots and the highest level of spell you can cast is exactly the opposite of versatility.
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>>52544327
No you don't

You just have to be an arcanist
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>>52539963
Akashic's execution left much to be desired.
Many of the veils were "+2 to these two skills, add essence for more". Quite a few veils were weak or near useless, while others still would be good but only if one put all of their essence into it.

And the essence balancing was a problem exacerbating all of this.

Let's take what was supposed to be a primary attack in many cases, such as viziers or the marksman archetype: Hand Cannons.

These had a 20ft range, 2d6 but no stat to damage, hit against regular AC. Now, they do let you use your veilweaver level as your BAB when attacking with them but they also completely lock out ANY OTHER weapon use for some reason for a round. You can't even kick someone as an AoO if you've used hand cannons.

In order to grow, hand cannons of course use essence. And this is where things fuck up. Every point invested is +5ft range (so 70ft by endgame), and every TWO points is a +1 enhancement.
So, a Vizier - the highest capacity class of all - can get it to... +3 by 11th, and +4 IF they add a feat to it at level 19. You can use an expensive catalyst to get it up to +5 (cost of a full weapon, nearly, if you want that +3 catalyst to reach +5 around 11+)

And the secondary enhancements? You get, if binding it, to choose, with enough essence, to take up to TWO of either Flaming Burst, Shocking Burst, or Icy Burst. That's it that's all the end. Nothing could be better as an enchantment for a 20/x2 weapon right?

So there's a lot of veils that need mass investing just to keep up, but even on the highest veilweaver they're not that impressive.

Finally there's quite a few veils that are just trash unless you can bind them to a specific slot, and those tend to be fought over massively. The crit-protection one is nothing but +AC vs confirmation rolls unless you shoulder-bind it which protects you from vorpal, but it's fighting against a bunch of other things like the dragon gorget.
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>>52544309
I don't like bards.
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>>52544327
>3 melee fighters and a summoner
S K A L D
K
A
L
D
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What's the strongest possible build that consists only of 1-level dips?
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>>52544327
NIGGER WHY ARE YOU NOT A SKALD

YOU WILL BE A GOD

THEY WILL SUCK YOUR COCK
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>>52544025

Varisia is pretty much Fantasy Italy!
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>>52544358
Be some kind of sphere caster.

I'm pretty sure you can make a full functional sphere caster with nothing but 1 level dips.
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>>52544366
No, it's Gypsystan
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>>52544358
a 1 level dip in a 3.5 game.
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>>52544358
First you start by playing 3.5 instead of pathfinder
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>>52544336
Well, we're sometimes faced with issues that can't be handled by magic.
>>52544336
Well, I want to anyway.
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>>52544376

So... Italy?
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>>52544345
...So Akashic needs to be remade from the ground up. I think I know what I'm going to do as part of my Incarnum conversion homebrew.
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>>52544373
>Wizard 1
>Sorcerer 1
>Cleric 1
>Oracle 1
>Druid 1
>Witch 1
>Shaman 1
>Incanter 1
>Thuamaturge 1
Did I miss any full casters?
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>>52544389
>THINGS THAT CAN'T BE SOLVED BY MAGIC

Nigger are you aware what game you're playing?
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>>52543561
The fact that you think these logs actually exist means you're even less pure than RotJR
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>>52544417
that would be a shit build though

You need to get into PRCs ASAP that require very little casting, and then you dip through PRCs to continue raising caster level.
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>>52544362
Because we rolled stats and my charisma is 10. So I'm going to be the face by taking student of philosophy and sleepless detective eventually.
>>
aaaand discord just started to promote certain people to higher positions. Where were you when the final death throes of /pfg/ began?
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>>52544432
>ROLLED STATS

Just
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>>52544427
It spheres. You're caster level now works like BaB and you get talents regardless.
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>>52544417
Fey Adept, Hedgewitch?
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>>52539838
Much much better OP
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>>52544424
I don't care I just want to see how shit they are.

They can't be as bad as Rorylogs
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>>52544418
The DM doesn't just hand out safe resting
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>>52544437
It started back in October
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>>52544389
>Well, we're sometimes faced with issues that can't be handled by magic.
No you're not, and even if you were you've apparently decided the solution is to weaken yourself by playing two classes that do nothing but magic.
>>52544432
>rolled stats
>eventual dip into a shitty PrC
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>>52544440
It's what we decided.
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>>52544442
Fey Adept isn't a Full/High Caster and neither is Hedgewitch.

I did forget about Soulweaver though.
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>>52544469
I'll be playing at least 4
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>>52544445
Exclusive leaks for you, then
>Gnoll: *puts on his robe and wizard hat*
>Ameiko: *does a scream and flies but falls down lol*

>>52544488
>A fey adept is considered a High Caster
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>>52544450
...

you know what helps you get safe resting?

Being a fucking fullcaster.
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>>52544497
4 that have caster levels that is.
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>>52544445
>tfw you kind of want to leak your own logs to get ERP critique

Somethings wrong with me.
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>>52544512
I want the full version not the abridged one >:C

>>52544520
Post them after getting permission from the other anon! Don't pull another RoryAnon!
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>>52544512
Fuck me, you're right. Don't know how that got mixed up.
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>>52544520
Yes, yes it is. Don't go down that road.
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>>52544520

Who are the logs between?
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>>52544520
I'll let you know.

You were great. I came lots and would be happy tp ERP with you again sometime.
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>>52544532
I have more self control than him

>>52544536
Yup

>>52544537
Thats a secret.
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>>52544537
Ameiko x Father Zantus
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>>52543048
It's not a terrible idea, pathfinder I think can work.
But can you REALLY make it Fire Emblem in feel?

From what I get you're making a pathfinder game with fire emblem themes/art. But can you actually simulate stuff like fog of war and permanent death?
>>
>>52544519
Okay, listen. There are a few ways to get basically any spell you want on your list.
1) Expanded Spell Kenning Skald
2) Magician Bard
3) Wandering Lore Spirit Shaman
Those are what you want to be able to get any spell you need.
>>
Is this how you like to visualize full-action fights between two martials?
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>>52544566
>fighter kicking someone and them falling down
No.
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>>52544548
>That's a secret.

Ooh, can you at least tell us the set-up?
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>>52544514
You mean the tiny hut?
Divination? Abjuration?
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>>52544566
More like this.
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>>52544548
>>52544585

Should still ask and then post them anyways. Maybe they're cute!
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>>52544585
I am sworn to silence.
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>>52544566
Is that the Count of Monte Cristo movie?
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>>52544612
I wish I was this cool.
>>
What's the easiest way to get Lance proficiency on a Summoner, preferably with a small race?
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>>52544566
They stand rail still right next to each other and play roshambo with pointy metal sticks.
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>>52544654
THE LANCERGIRL META RISES
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These are my martial fights.
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>>52544440
It's like neo /v/ in here, fucking casuals...
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>>52544654
Take Martial Weapon Training (Lance)?
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>>52544548
Good man.
I still brave similar temptations, but it's never going to be worth it to air that shit in public. Those little episodes will remain a secret.
>>
>>52544693
But what if it's /cute/ anon?
>>
How do I git gud at smutcraft?
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>>52544582
>improved trip
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>>52544437
>people ask if it would be a good idea
>others explain why it wouldn't
>so it doesn't happen
okay kid
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>>52544690

But then I'm down a feat. I was wondering if there was a trait or an alt-racial feature or something.
>>
>>52544712
oh they're CUTE
>>
>>52544712
Then guard that treasure with your life.
Like, even if your partner would get turned on,
the backlash and ensuing shitstorm wouldn't be worth it.
>>
>>52544719
Practice, but to unlock that skill, you have to rank up waifucraft or husbandocraft, and memecraft, and raise your cabal level.
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>>52544566
This is more of what I imagine (and want) martial fights to be like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR1cMPnMcaY

Base pathfinder... just doesn't do that.
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>>52544738
Its ok i'll just heavily redact all possible identifying features

Ok guys here's the logs

https://pastebin.com/2uvWTmnT
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>>52544736
You tease me, anon.

>>52544719
Practice with me

>>52544738
>>52544760

you break my heart, both of you
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>>52544734
>Trait
Heirloom Weapon.

https://www.d20pfsrd.com/traits/equipment-traits/heirloom-weapon/
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>>52544734
Why can't you spend one feat on a lance?
Or dip a level in Fighter or something and get proficiency with the lance plus something like mounted combat?
>>
>>52544719
Make an F-List profile, find someone who looks fun and shares your kinks, draft something like this.
"Hi, I saw your profile and it looks pretty cool. If you're interested, maybe we could set something up? I especially like [x kink], but I'd also be down for [y kink] or [z theme]. I've got a few ideas if you want to hear them."
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>>52544630

It's two experts trained in medieval swordsmanship having a fight.

Lemme find the full video!
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>>52544807
Or just find a slutty bunny in one of the newbie hook-up channels and bang away.
>>
>>52544566
>>52544630
>>52544821

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn36Pb8z3yI

Here's the full video!
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>>52544833
That's not how you improve though. To improve you need to find someone who's better than you. In that case though you need to make sure you're confident that you're not trash. There's nothing that makes me want to drop an ERP more than someone saying "It's okay if you don't want to play with me, I'm not that good." Like, I don't really care how good you are, but I can't stand self-deprecation, and I don't know too many people who can.
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>>52544874
What about "I hope you enjoyed it"? Is that self-deprecating? I just find that to be good manners, since it helps me gauge whether I need to improve.
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>>52544669
>bailey.webm
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>>52544719

Find a meme character you want to fuck from any of the current games, and PM their player that you wanna bone them.

Don't worry, we're all whores.
>>
>>52544886
Who are the most likely to get PMs, though?
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>>52544347
Investigators are highly versatile
>>
>>52544669
This is why Elemental Flux was a mistake
>>
>inquisitive detective playtest version replaced 1st and 11th social talents, getting the option to take investigator talents at 3rd
>release version replaces 3rd and 11th, meaning you can't get any investigator talents or use inspiration for free on any skills until 5th.
WHY.
>>
>>52544881
Not at all, that's just polite. It's stuff like "Thanks for playing with me even though I'm a bad writer," or "If you want to leave because I'm boring you that's okay." An exception to these is if it's an ESL writer, because that shit makes you self-conscious as fuck, no matter how hard you try.
>>52544886
Can confirm, I'm in multiple /pfg/ games and I'm a dirty dirty slut.
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>>52544886
Honestly, I don't know how I'd feel if someone PMed me saying they want to bang my char.

Like, I want to say I'd feel happy, but at the same time...

But don't let that stop you. Send away. You might get a happy ending after all.
>>
>>52544912
Archetype compatibility. You can still spend your 3rd level feat on social talents, can't you?
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>>52544885
Who the fuck is Bailey and why should we care about him
>>
>>52544928
A deep level discord cabal meme, you have to be at least discord cabal level 9 to even begin to understand
>>
>>52544926
>implying the jollylock has feats to spare, even with feat tax rules.
>>
>>52544669
gosh anime is just universally garbage
>>
>>52544886
>>52544924

I'm not sure what I'd do if I got PMs!
But maybe I'd try
>>
Hey, question

Did any Dragons 2 Applicants get a PM recently on Roll20? I know someone was looking for the LFG and I sent them a link, I want to know if anything came out of that.
>>
>>52544963
Hell, I'd welcome it. Y'all seem like a much nicer and more considerate bunch of people than F-Listers.
>>
>>52544886
Does Gloriana rise to the level of meme? Because she really pushes my buttons
>>
Some anon is going to come back to their computer and have a dozen solicitations up.
>>
>>52544963
I'm not sure what I would do because on one hand it's sort of a sweet gesture and I would want to indulge them for it, but on the other I at least need some narrative for it to happen.
>>
>>52544902

Be honest with me anon, as we are both anon here.

If given the opportunity, which meme characters would you want to typefuck?
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>>52544980
I can attest to the niceness angle.
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>>52544980
>>
AHHH DO I APPLY TO BLINGMAKER OR BITF?
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>>52544886
I wanna fuck Quinn until she recovers from her trauma and loves the dick again
>>
>>52544986

Of course Gloriana is a meme.
>>
>>52545001
I like to run it as a alternate universe to a campaign already in progress. No serious canon-building, but a nod here and there to events that have happened recently.
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>>52545004
Honestly to satisfy my sub itch it would have to be Rory. Then maybe Etan, because I like folks who are Animals in bed
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>>52545014
Both. Duh.
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>>52545025
>tfw only two of the meme animals got in
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>>52545024
But what if it's between two people who didn't get into games?
>>
>>52545025
>stupidly big dick
>>
>>52545021
Really? I thought everyone kinda forgot about that game.
>>
>>52545043
True love is pure!
>>
>>52545049

Only because it started and was revealed to actually be a totally real game.
>>
>>52545043
Then read the module for the cliff's notes of what "should" happen. Or just learn to improvise, or both.
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>>52545039
One of them will live on in our hearts, and as someone's familiar
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>>52545059
But don't people like games? Real games produce LOGS
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>>52545054
>mfw
>>
>>52544886
>Doing random hookups with /pfg/
I don't want my logs posted please,
Besides like 90% of the stuff I do is non-con so that'd be embarassing.
>>
>>52545039
Ephraim, Rinka, Rory, weren't there other animal apps? We could've had a zoo for Lua!

>>52545066
Who?
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>>52545004

I kinda want to ERP with Valeriya/Vilderavn or Onryou.
>>
>>52545024
Semi-canon? Yeah that could work. Or just portray it as some off-screen encounter, or one that happened before the start of the game or something.
>>
>>52545074
SOIYA
>>
>>52545078
>Rape
>in a rape game
>embarrassing

That doesn't even make sense.
>>
>>52545072

A log has already been dropped for the first "session," anon.

Gloriana and Cashmere getting roughed up by a river beast with tentacles!
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>>52545004
Bailey.

I think I'll PM her right now actually, thanks for the courage.
>>
>>52544978
I wasn't looking for someone to PM somebody. It's just standard internet stalker stuff to make sure some guy isn't changing accounts because he's hyper cancer.
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>>52545104
Good luck anon! You'll get your happy ending!

Ahhh, I just love love.
>>
>>52545117
Who were you looking for?
>>
>>52545132
Well if I told you, they'd know.
>>
>>52545082
Didn't Roryanon say he was getting a cat familiar in the future
>>
>>52545059
It's okay, once the rape breaks out, you'll be the first to know, pfg.

we all know it will eventually
>>
>>52545149
Give us a hint
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>>52545104
WHO THE FUCK IS BAILEY
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>>52545154
I think he did
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>>52545156
And no, it has nothing to do with a character being a ratfolk/mouse person.
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>>52545155

>Implying it won't be completely consensual

Anon, Gloriana is dumb as a bag of bricks and the party's chief information gatherer, what do you think's going to happen when a pair of big, burly men ask how she's going to pay for their information?
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>>52545160
>discord cabal meme is actually real
REEEEEEE I FUCKING KNEW IT. I KNEW IT'D RUIN THS FUCKING SHITHOLE! EVERY FUCKING GENERAL GETS RUINED BY THESE SEKRIT CLUBS.
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I wonder how many anons are doing pic related and furiously pounding F5 to see if they got a PM?
>>
>>52545025
"If you're going to have such a stupidly enormous dick like that then the least you can do it put it to good use!"
>>
>>52545182
Is it RoryAnon?
>>
>>52545188
While we're still on about this, what's good etiquette for asking if someone wants to play? I figure a single ask in the evening is enough, and to just leave off on the assumption that they're busy if they don't answer.
>>
>>52545205
No.
>>
>>52545082
There were a few for RotJR from what I remember.

>>52545066
Who's the familiar of?
>>
>>52545187
>Not being part of the discord cabal for that tasty 4chan Gold with access to secret boards such as /mlpol/ and /erp/ as well as Roll20+ which gives your apps priority in any Cabal approved game.
Must suck being you.
>>
>>52545212
A single ask is fine Any more and you come across as desperate.

And if they don't reply, assume they're not interested and lament your life choices up until this point.

Then drink with your imouto while listening to Pink Flyod.

In fact, skip all the above, go hug your imouto and let her know you love her.
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>>52545212
>While we're still on about this, what's good etiquette for asking if someone wants to play?

As someone's that done this before, let me tell you the easiest way is to just be upfront about it, making sure to say why you're cold-posting (that is, throwing a request without any reason to).

>Hey anon, I really like your character, and the thread's been kind of doing this thing where we show interest in doing some private stuff with characters we like, and I happen to really like yours.

Then you would describe the scene you had in mind, and the character. This is important. Nobody wants to get a request from someone who says, "I wanna fuck, do you?" And then realize they want to do some weird fetish thing with a character that doesn't fit the kink.
>>
>>52545187
ironically if you go on the discord and ask "who the fuck is bailey" most won't know
>>
>>52543995
Please don't make me regret this:
https://pastebin.com/5mL0eJUd
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>>52545215
Okay

>>52545216
Ephraim is the only one that fits.

>>52545202
T A L L B O Y E

>>52545264
Bah gawd
>>
>>52545264
>https://pastebin.com/5mL0eJUd
i came buckets
>>
>>52545261
>thinking it wasn't obvious after today
>>
>>52545264
Regret it and live with your shame.
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>>52545264

>mfw
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>>52545261
Knowing who Bailey is makes you a member of the true cabal.
>>
>>52545187
It's almost like people want to not deal with the unending subhuman filth that took over the general or something.

But I forget, that's just evil redditors invading your safe space
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>>52545294
>tfw you know bailey is the head of the actual cabal
>>
>>52545316
FOOL! THEY WEREN'T READY FOR THESE SECRETS!
>>
>>52545102
Wait, seriously? Like, "roughed up"?
>>
>>52545320
I unironically think bailey might be in a /pfg/ cabal.
>>
>>52545294
>>52545316
>TFW you know Bailey is a Vilderavn and now you fear you life will end at the hands of her agents.
>>
>>52545183
>Spit or Swallow, boys?
>>
>>52545328
As in they fought it, killed it, took some damage, and went to bed. Together.
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>>52545273
Je suis venu des seaux
>>
>>52545338
>Bailey is A Vilderavn#6031

Could it be...?
>>
>>52545379
No
>>
>>52545351
Nothing wrong with sleeping with your girlbro. Not even gay.
>>
>>52545379
Christ no, that's Rory.
Don't slander Bailey's name.
>>
>>52545379
Imagine the shitposting if Rory had a female player and orbiters
>>
>>52545379
So you're saying... Bailey is Rory?
>>
>tfw in no /pfg/ games
>never done text-based rp before
>shitty typing speed
>shit at descriptions
>shit schedule so games rarely work
What can I do to get better at text rp without being in a game? I'm fucking bad at regular rp, so the idea is really unnerving when /pfg/ is so used to this format. I hate being new at ttrpgs.
>>
>>52545413
literally no
>>
>>52545411
What do you mean by this?

>>52545413
Potentially.
>>
>>52545456
Exclusive insider information shows that >>52545104 was Rory.
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>>52545421
The bar is lower than you think. If you can communicate ideas meaningfully in english, you can RP just fine.
>>
>>52545421
Give up
>>
>>52544922
I'm not judging, and I know this stuff isn't for me. But I can't help but be curious about the genuine appeal of ERP.

Like do you guys seriously enjoy this stuff knowing fully well who is likely behind the other screen?
>>
>>52545413
Think about it. Have they ever been seen in the same room?
>>
>>52545475

No that's not Rory. It's a prank from Bailey
>>
>>52545500
yes
>>
>>52545421
Try your hand at writing short stories then.
>>
>>52545486
I just expect this shit to be really fucking HQ and it's nervewracking to think I'd get in based on an app, but completely spill spaghetti everywhere in game.

>>52545506
Where do I start with that?

>>52545492
I probably should.
>>
>>52545513
>and it's nervewracking to think I'd get in based on an app, but completely spill spaghetti everywhere in game.

Everyone feels like that, anon.
>>
>>52545493
I've never ERPed and have zero interest in it but I imagine most of the porn I consume by any media is made by men. Whoever is behind your partner shouldn't matter unless you're crazy enough to grow attached.
>>
>>52545066
spill it bro, who was it?
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>still no pms on Roll20

end me anons
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>>52545493
Just remember...

You're not fucking them.

They're not fucking you.

The characters you control are fucking each other. Detach yourself and allow the fictional figments of life you've wrought some measure of happiness.
>>
>>52545561
OwO
w
O
>>
>>52545553

Same here, but I'm fine with it!
>>
>>52545547
It's Ephraim
>>
>>52545589
I wish I could get some I think I'm good at it and I just want more people to talk to outside of the discord cabal
>>
>>52545493
Not that anon but you'd be surprised by how many girls are into ERP. Also when I'm RPing I'm usually in character enough and horny enough to not care.
Met a couple cuties through ERP though one I still talk(and occasionally molest her elf.) to to this day.
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>>52545619

>on Elliquiy
>mfw 75% of the people I'm writing filthy stories with are women
>>
>>52545493
Here's how I think of it.
I'd read smut that someone else wrote and jerk it.
I'd read smut that I wrote and jerk it.
What difference does it make that it's smut /we/ wrote that I'm jerking it to?
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>>52545607
>>52545553
I'll PM you, Anon! I would love to get to know you and your characters! Who are you!
>>
>>52545589
I'm not fine with it. I've hit rock bottom. I'm drinking champagne from the bottle. I don't care anymore.
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Also, just gonna... drop this here.

>>52545645
A Dog
>>
>>52545630
But what if it's smut that a bro specifically wrote just for you?
Would you jerk it?
>>
>>52545662
>declining a gift that someone painstakingly crafted just for you
It'd be rude NOT to jerk it.
>>
>>52545662
>But what if it's smut that a bro specifically wrote just for you?

Of course? He put effort into writing something he thought I'd get my rocks off to, the least I can do is whip a quick one out.
>>
>>52545652
>tfw bailey has worked their way into another group to control it
Spooky. Is any /pfg/ group safe? What can we do?
>>
>>52545652
WHO

THE FUCK

IS BAILEY
>>
>>52545652
>Pranky copper waifu

What did he mean by this?
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>>52545553
>>
>>52545683
It says right there, anon, Bailey is the pranky copper waifu at the upper eschelons of the cabal. She controls the horizontal, and the vertical. Every bad thing that's ever happened to you was a bamboozle masterminded by her.
>>
>>52545679
Is Bailey a good roleplayer? I came here with some friends looking for a game but if we can just steal the good role players from you guys and take them to a different system that'd be great.
>>
>>52545679
What other groups is she in?

>>52545645
A Dog on Roll20 actually
>>
What's your character's favorite animal, /pfg/?
I decided mine was--and I know how this sounds, given memes--crows.

He used to watch them playing in the snow when he was a child, while he stayed indoors in the winter and read. He didn't have many friends back then.
>>
>>52545683
I can't tell you, they're monitoring this thread, the discord, everything.

we'd have to communicate by playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, and spelling out our messages into the walls with our bullets.
>>
This Discord cabal shit is getting way to fucking meta for me.
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>>52545679
>>52545683
>>52545686
You're looking at the wrong name, the Cabal leader is Sidekick
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>>52545737
The Discord conspiracy is the Discord conspiracy. They only have power if you fear them
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>>52545733
That sounds cool.

Hehe

No but seriously, my character likes wolves and dogs. Wolves for their ferocity- dogs for their acceptance. He spends a LOT of time with dogs, playing with them, treating them nicely, he might even get a pet dog.
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>>52545737
We joke, but I'm pretty sure bailey is actually in a couple of /pfg/ groups or chat. I know that some of us are too, but seeing them in the dragons discord is kinda unsettling.
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>>52545755
How is that unsettling

They're probably just funposting.
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>>52545733

Stags.

They're majestic, regal creatures both swift and strong.
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>>52545740
Member of the Cabal here, can confirm that we do indeed follow the orders of our robotic overlord.
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>>52545740
It's true, Bailey only interprets His Polyhedral Words, bringing his wisdom unto us that we may obey as one.
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>>52545733
For my Blingmaker app...

I think his favorite animal would be a dog. Loyal, natural guardian. I could see him being the type who'd bring home a puppy he found and raise it with lots of care.
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>>52545760
Why does someone who isn't a PC, and isn't the GM need to be in a discord only for a game? Why allow a random person to funpost or even watch? That is, if they are a random person and not bailey.
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>>52545786
Well clearly the answer is that the Discord Cabal is real, Bailey secretly runs every game and controls all the GMs.

Occams razor.
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>>52545264
>https://pastebin.com/5mL0eJUd
>TFW when the more you read the more you believed it could be true
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>>52545731
Not that anon, but I wish I knew how to search for individual players in Roll20. I'd send you a PM saying to keep your chin up, everything's gonna be fine. But since i don't know how, here it is.

Keep your chin up anon. Good things are coming your way, you just gotta keep on keeping on. I believe in you.
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>>52545782
I don't know who his favorite animal would be, but my Blingmaker would probably be demonstrably fond of horses, if only by necessity.
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>>52545810

>mfw Casimir/Valeriya was the bamboozle
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What NPCs would you want to see inhabiting a small country town that's just started to grow into a trading post?
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>>52545814
>>52545645

https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/72295/wild-weird-west

Not the guy you're looking for, but, here to help. Look for them here.
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>>52545630
This doesn't have the interactive aspect of role playing, your beating off to porn essentially.

With role play you have a partner, and for me I don't see how it's so easy to dismiss who exactly you're basically pretending to have sex with.

>>52545561 Just screams denial to me, like 'Its not gay if your balls don't touch' but unironically.
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>>52545816
Perhaps because he feels a certain kinship with them? After all, it's not like he can fit any normal woman
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>>52545845
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>>52545733
>>52545782
>>52545816
For my Blingmaker character it would probably be bats, they're like cute flying rats.
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>>52545884
>R@posting
sasuga cabal-tachi
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>>52545884
SMASH THE B@
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>>52545533
That's the problem, you're not the audience you're the actor in erp. I would think it does matter a little more than it would in porn.

>>52545619
>>52545629

In this day and age I just assume everyone online is a guy or a guy pretending to be a girl.
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>>52545839
Roleplay is always just roleplay. ERP or not. It's easy and reasonable to get invested but it's always just pretend.
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>>52545893
those are b@s you dummy

Now you're just seeing the cabal in everything
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>>52545906
That's because the cabal IS in everything.
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>>52545816
Okay, I can tell who this is, and I'm pretty sure I can guess who >>52545754 is...
But who do we figure >>52545782 , >>52545767 , >>52545733 , and >>52545884 are?
>>
>>52545884
Did your Blingmaker character's parents get mugged and murdered in a back alley of Port Ice one night while walking him home from the gallery?
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>>52545895
When men kiss each other on stage it talks about their professionalism at best, and nothing else.
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>>52545894

I want to feed the bat some bits of sweet pear.

https://youtu.be/PZCaZWlYvmU
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>>52545913
Its not in you

-yet-
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>>52545894
This is a really boring meme, incidentally.
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>>52545926
>Those noises
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>>52545938
agreed
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>>52545931
Why does she have a tenga case on her desk?
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>>52545914
Heh, try taking a guess then?

>>52545915
Oh I see what you did there. No that would be to obvious.

>>52545894
Please don't smash the bats.

>>52545926
Okay who about a deal, you can feed the bats some sweet pears as long as you also feed my character. Sweet pears are the shit.
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>>52545914
Well, I did plan for Rubio to get a familiar,
and hey, ravens are the only one that can talk.
>>
>>52545938
All of Rory's memes are fucking terrible. I cannot imagine a more insufferable individual that posts in these threads. Dragon 2 has my legitimate, heartfelt sympathies.
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>>52545900
It's easy to get immersed in a game because that's what pathfinder actually is.

I don't see how pretending to be anime characters or whatever and having pretend sex with an anonymous (and likely sexually frustrated male) is appealing at all.

You can't actually fly around and swing swords and magic and shit, and it's probably safer and fun to just pretend to do it. It's the opposite for ERP, you probably could get some hooker to cosplay or something and have a better time pretending. (With enough money anyway)
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>>52545991
Rory didn't start that that meme though, that was somebody else.
>>
>>52546003
>mfw the Rory Defense Squad is in full damage control mode again
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>>52546003
but it is a shit meme regardless
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>>52545922
What professionalism? ERP is masturbation, not a performance. At least that's how I see it.
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>>52545914

I'm going to take a wild guess and say the Stag is Casimir.

The stag is dignified, noble. Furious when threatened, and swift when it needs escape. However, all that speed and strength hides a delicate heart, and it doesn't take much to make him fall.
>>
Can we talk stocks again? That was fun.
>>
>>52546013
>As if anybody would defend Rory

hehe

>>52546014

There's no argument about that. I cannot navigate the archives of 4plebz (i'm incompetent and everytime I search for the term "smash" in "/pfg/ Pathfinder General" I get no results) but somebody link me that so that I can do some sleuthing.
>>
>>52546074
Sell RRY, its stagnating.
>>
>>52545895
Ive been in discord with a good bunch and can confirm.
>>
>>52546076
Why the fuck do you care.

Who gives two shits
>>
>>52546074
Shares in both CAS and VAL are skyrocketing after rumors of a merger arose.
>>
>>52546092
I have an addiction to looking through the archives and tracing memes. I just /suck/ at trawling through the archives myself
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>>52545983
Hey now, Thrushes and Parrots can talk
>>
>>52546096
I dunno, I just get this feeling like the merger is not ultimately going to live up to the shareholders expectations.
>>
>>52545995
I play mundane characters, always male, usually martials. Maybe I could go learn a sword, I know there're lessons in 2 hours drive from me, but realistically I'm never going to do that. I'm never realistically going to be a woodland ranger either, I'm never realistically going to be a person with a particular inherent personality of being afraid of dogs or a fascination in blacksmithing.

Playing a girl with a dick and getting it on with another girl with a dick is just another fantasy. Yeah, maybe you can slap on a wig and give a hooker a strap on, but books have always been popular because reality distracts from fantasy. Whatever the fuck the fantasy is, whatever. When it comes down to it the difference between my masculine power fantasy and someone playing a cat loli ain't anything.
>>
>>52546109
Just put in "smash the r@" and see what happens

I think it dates back to the original Rinka from RotJR, probably with some funposting attached.
>>
>>52546112
Okay, fair point. But parrots aren't really a bird of the region, and thrushes...well, maybe if he was a Shelynite, but corvids are more robust and intelligent.
>>
>>52546136
...Huh, the earliest entry for "Smash the R@" only goes back to about a month ago. Weird.
>>
>>52546161
>>52546136

Am I the only one that started saying Smash the R@ because of that scene in Hot Fuzz with Skinner and the "Smash the Rat" machine?
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>>52546109
>tfw looked through the archives today looking at old RotJR threads
We had a good run, didn't we lads?
>>
>>52546172
I believe you mean SPL@ THE RAT!
But yes, that's what I always think of.
>>
>>52546175
>you could've applied to RotJR and gotten in with your buddy

Why live. I could've gone on fun adventures.
>>
>>52546161
what the fuck i swear that went back further
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>>52546175
Nothing lasts forever, anon. All good things must end.
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>>52546200
Or watched your childhood crush get raped.
>>
>>52546214
I really just wanted to mess around with Etan and Rubio and go on adventures
>>
>>52546226
Well, there's always Discord and IRC
>>
>>52545828

>Drunken sot of a landlord/nobleman who has no idea of what to do now that the community's taking off, but is still a friendly fixture
>Mustache-twirling developer plotting to steal the land
>Intelligent, bookish young woman who dreams of something more than this provincial life
>Crotchety old trapper whose real name no one can accurately remember
>A team of big, burly, bearded lumberjacks
>A barber shop quartet
>A Tian attempting to find the princess of his homeland with the help of a cocky outlaw
>A very loud, exceedingly friendly herd of centaurs
>A kitsune eager for the chance to show off their cleverness despite being a backwoods yokel
>Shittons of invading bullywogs
>>
>>52545645
Are you having trouble?

>>52546251
True, true. Those are fun, but I kind of wanted to be a part of the glamor and memes
>>
>>52546161
I know there were memes about Rinka WAAAAY BACK, but I cannot for the life of me remember what they were exactly.
I know I posted Smash the R@ the second I saw her in Dragons2.
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>>52546226

Etan and Rubio... Together? Shayliss, your dad worries about you.
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>>52546278
NO NO NO NOT THAT

I just

Want to go on chivalrous adventures with them, they seem like great people! I'm kind of jealous
>>
>>52545995
I imagine roleplaying with Hookers would be extremely awkward.
It's also not really the sex that is the focus though. Just typefucking alone gets boring. It is like most other roleplay about the characters. I had a character in a love triangle once and it was some of the most emotionally gut wrenching RP I've ever participated in.
My character made a move on the girl he was suppose to protect then she told the other guy who was our leader who was also involved and it ended up in a "choose one or the other." type moment. Super fun and super compelling the ERP happened but it was because we bought into these characters so hard.
>>
>>52546272
>glamor and memes
You mean the memes about how we're useless and the GM doesn't like us, or the more recent memes about how we're evil schemers who strongarmed the GM into running a second game?

/pfg/ is amusing, but a silly beast.
>>
>>52546272
Being part of the memes is an uphill struggle.

t. fotjr
>>
Man , the normies on BitF are jerking themselves over their edgelord characters.
>>
>>52546305
>I imagine roleplaying with Hookers would be extremely awkward.

Depends on the roleplay.

I've talked to hookers before and some of their greatest memories of the business was roleplaying with people that wanted them to do stuff they both found funny.
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>>52546311
Did someone say Friday memes?
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>>52546305
W-who'd she choose?
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>>52546315

BitF?
>>
>>52546307
>>52546311

Dragons 2 memes weren't as fun, and I kind of regret banning talk of RotJR when I ran a short-lived game, and I REALLY wish I applied
>>
>>52546307
So you guys didn't strongarm the GM or what?
>>
>>52546336
Blood in the Fangwood.
>>
>>52546300

Yeah, between hotblooded hero and true hero LITERAL ANIMAL, they seem like fun guys to fight evil and go on adventures with.
>>
>>52546364

Link?
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>>52546368
>ywn be the reluctant jerk who is forced to go along with them in order to learn to actually be a hero
>ywn go drinking with etan and Rubio
>ywn go boar hunting with them
>ywn have a good night with them and go to sleep in camp around a cozy fire

Why live anons
>>
>>52546272
I'm not very good at roll20! I didn't find you! I'm better at discord, though!
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>>52546368
RIP the holy awoo that would have complimented the two of them.
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>>52546329
She chose him.

but later she changed her mind and went to me after I gave this tearful monologue at the place I took her on one of out little adventures about being unable to give her up since she was the only one who treated me with absolute kindness regardless of what I looked like. For reference she was blind and my character was an ugly brute.
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>>52546396
Seriously, just PM someone. It's not like you're going to offend anybody unless you leak ERP logs.
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>>52546397
Check the filename, it's a hint for Discord

>>52546423
The thing is I'm already hanging out with them. Just kicking myself over not applying to RotJR and getting at least one meme about me.
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>>52546423
RELEASE THE LOGS
>>
>>52546448
Rory why
>>
>>52546460
>>52546460
>>52546460
>>52546460

NEW BREAD
>>
>>52546117
I guess the difference is I see pathfinder as a proper tool for your masculine power fantasy, while something more like fatal would be better for the cat loli.
>>
>>52546364
You can thank me later.
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/73477/blood-in-the-fangwood
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>>52546473
He can't help himself anon

Remember? He's like a retarded puppy
>>
>>52546473
>>52546499

Because I want more people to talk to, privately, without all the memes. I won't deny I can't help myself it's just that you all seem like very interesting people.
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>>52546512
Just fucking talk more often without being a memelord on the IRC then, you idiot.
>>
>>52546512
what a baka
>>
>>52546496
Meh, it's not an AP I really like the look of. The idea's fine, but I prefer my campaigns to be more exotic and far-flung. 'swhy I still prefer Jade Regent and Reign of Winter over Rise of the Runelords.
>>
>>52546551
This guy gets it, I really am an idiot >>52546566


Does getting involved in a lot of ambitious stuff related to homebrew count as being a memelord? Cause then I can't stop ;_;
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>>52546609
WHEN'S
FUCKING
BLOOD MOUNTAIN
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>>52545991
Thank you.
>>
>>52546623
COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

No seriously I get sidetracked really easily I just need TIME. my schedule is super fucky.
>>
How can I make my familiar useful?

Can I make a monkey familiar, give him weapon proficiency feats, and have him ride on my shoulder with a knife to deflect shit/stab a nigga?
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