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Cute Female Angels vs Succubi thread

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So, this is a continuation, from previous thread
>>52489007
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Please no. One thread was enough, especially because the topic quickly derailed.
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>>52500380
Fact is, that it was full in nearly 4 hours, so its a pretty active one for sure :3
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So, succubus vs angel.

Last thread talked about a defeated succubus being forced to become an angel.

Would she still be endgame even though she lost her duel?
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>>52500434
What do you mean by endgame?
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>>52500434
That duel...what exactly were the rules of it?

I mean I'm assuming it would be hand to hand...
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>>52500453
Would the mc continue to date the victorious angel or try and go for the changes succubus?

A risen succubus as opposed to a fallen angel?
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>>52500380

Yep. Time for the delusional christfag to come in and start telling everyone that a nuclear family was a thing before the 1940s all around the world.
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>>52500491
Depends on the setting. In D&D at least, some angels don't even have free will, and certainly most succubi don't. An angel under orders to straighten out a potential human sinner would probably disregard the more potent target of a redeemable devil/demon, but if they weren't under strict orders, who knows?
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>>52500453
Is that from haibane renmei?
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>>52500453
Reading by halo light? That's adorable, but now I'm wondering how she ever gets to sleep with that thing on. Do they put a cap over it? Or is there a hidden chain they pull to turn the light off?
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>>52500750
Dunno.
>>52500632
Sleep mask.
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>>52500809
Swing and a miss!
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>>52500453
now thats just cute!
How can succubi even compete?
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>>52500914
They'll think of something.
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>>52500914
That is a succubus. She's tricking you, get an axe.
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>>52500427
I've read the description of pic on deviantart
"It is generally believed that the best and possibly only way to prevent attack by or to banish a Succubus is through the art of prayer, particularly through the use of the ‘Saint Michael’s prayer’."
Seriously tho, why would you want to banish her?
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>>52501259
Because if she's a classic demonology demon, she'll suck your vitae out. If she's a D&D-esque demon, she'll rape your soul out.
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>>52501447
>wanting evil succubus

I like it more when angels and succubus are dived on philosophy. Restraint vs indulgence.
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>>52501616
I know, right? I always like the idea that demons and devils are basically black ops, while angels operate openly. Angels don't need to temp you, they just visit you before you sleep and pass along messages, while demons have to come to you in your dreams or what have you.
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>>52501727

A competition to see who can step into the others' role the best?

Interesting. Would it be easier for a succubus to rise or an angel to fall?

How would you judge the winner and loser?
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>>52501805
Again, depends on the levels of free will. It would be nearly impossible for something with no or little free will to do something in categorical opposition to their alignment.
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>>52501447
Joke on her, I am already dead inside and she cant get a shit. In fact, maybe I can devour her energy as an energetic vampire.
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>>52501839
I think we're assuming angels aren't just extensions of the nous here. It wouldn't be much fun if every angel was technically a reflexive thought of the YWHW godmind.
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>>52501805
Tagteam match. The demon keeps sucking the vital essence out of the dude, the angel keeps cramming more back in as they trade him back and forth.

Is he in heaven? Is this hell?
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>>52501938
It would also be a bit creepy thinking that the hot chick you're banging is really just an extension of God and that's him whispering sweet nothings in your ear as he rides you to town. I assume the Holy Ghost is allowed to watch, but it's not like it matters for it is also God.
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Hell is a realm of Law. Heaven is a realm of Chaos.

Discuss.
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>>52502908
>Heaven is a realm of Chaos

Totally defensible. Chaos is a lack of repeating elements. In programming incompressability is basically a measure of chaos. There is nothing more chaotic than the singular exception and that is certainly God.

Who is like God? Nothing is. But every devil in hell has something to compare himself to.
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>>52502983
"never practiced" is going a bit too far. There is always a moral ideal that most people don't quite measure up with but that doesn't mean the ideal should be disposed of entirely or even bad in the first place.
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>>52502775
god loves you

He REALLY loves you
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>>52503163

OH MY GOD, FUCK OFF
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>>52503188
also the holy ghost is also part of the trinity so if the holy ghost watches while you plow god (is it the father or the son?) then its not any weirder than your situation already is.
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>>52503199
no
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Do the undead count as taking a third option?
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>>52504302
Pretty sure either of the others would wipe out vampires as unnecessary competition, after all they don't really have the backing of a major celestial power on their own unless you want some goofy vamp blood god or whatever.

Might have some potential if you consider a mechanic through which a human ghost will attempt to attain either angelic or demonic status through the salvation or corruption of souls, respectively. You know, basically Clarence trying to earn his wings/halo if Clarence was a ghost and also apparently a sexy lady.

You know, basically ghosts are low level PCs that want to earn enough experience to start gaining Epic Levels and ascend into a spiritual being.
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>>52504302
That is a foursome I'd have the hell(heaven??) out of.
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Reminder that lust is a sin, and hedonism is not the way to heaven.
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>>52502908
This is how I've been doing it for ages. I've always preferred avoiding the obvious stereotypes.
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I feel like the heavenly equivalent of a succubus would have a higher "soulmate" factor. Like you can see yourself discussing the same obscure memes and funny videos and your favorite 17th century philosophers with. The sort that one can genuinely enjoy the company of on a regular basis with sex as an additional blessing. You can't really bask in the afterglow of passion with a succubus. With them it's more like the icky corrupt feeling you get after fapping to /d/egeneracy
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>>52506952
Reminder that all is lost. Accept your fate. The stars are right, and even now they stir.
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>>52506952
The church could punish you for not giving your spouse as much sex as you wanted

Are you denying God?
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>>52502775
>God is also banging and getting banged by thousands of other people
Is this NTR or polyamory?
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>>52506917
I fuckign adore this photo I do not know why
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>>52507467
Fuck off /x/
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I always liked the idea that there would be, in a polytheistic setting like most D&D realms, that there would be one somewhere, within which angels of all sorts, whether the ones that are huge and have huge guts, or the smaller, friendlier ones that escort people who died traumatic deaths, or the person-sized ones that may walk amongst mortals to dispense advice, all the way up to the Eldritch Deifacted Thought-Spurs that shape continents and don't afraid of anything, there would be tiny ones.

Little, tiny, cute ones that are disarming and sweet, and just want people to be happy and comfortable, that respect free agency and will, that can feel emotions of their own and want to see their friends in heaven...

...and that are accompanied by tiny snakes. Little winged snakes that fly around them and bask in the sun while their friends are talking to mortals. Not to attack anything, they just follow their angel friends up and down from heaven and relax in the sun while the angels do their shit. They're angel pets. It's an incongruity that nobody sees coming in games, you know?
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Deities and other supernatural beings are always fucking mortals in Greek mythology, and 'angel' is a Greek word.
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>>52506917
He's tryin to hide his boner lol
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>>52502908
Yes heaven is chaos in a good way. With all uniqueness. Perhaps heaven is a completion of god, angels and all planes of existence that human souls create as their own personal realm?
It would be fun to become some type of chaos "god".
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>>52504491
So, molag bal?
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>>52507185
Basically this
Succubi are the sort of short-term one day relations. And heavenly alternative would be one who ypu could spend eternity with.
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>>52506917
That chick thinks she's intimidating him but he's clearly just gathering his chi and the moment it hits 9001 he'll show her his true power level complete with busting his moves with his crucifix shrunken. Mark my words.
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>>52506917
>"That's it! I'm done! How can someone be so fucking beta he won't go after me?! I'm not even seducing him, I'm just gonna scare him until he wets his fucking pants."
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>>52500338
What does this have to do with traditional games?
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>>52510566
Different possible representations of the holy vs the unholy in a setting. Using the "default" accepted idea of succubi seducing mortals into evil by opening up forum to discuss the alternative of the forces of god "seducing" mortals into good (beyond the whole "eternal reward in the afterlife" if you're into that).
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>>52506917
he's in prime position to knee her in the cunt
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>>52506917
>short hair
>disgusting looks
>horrid lingerie

fuck off, im sticking with righteous qts
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>>52500338
What happens to pure succubi and degenerate angels?
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>>52502775
It might be less creepy if you consider that God isn't inherently male or female.
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>>52507976
Someday I'm going to do a setting where the role of angels is played by pterodactyls. Grumpy, divine pterodactyls as emissaries from God.

Either that, or they're valkyries, ferrying virtuous souls who die in battle to Mesozoic Valhalla where they will spend their afterlives carousing with dinosaur warriors.
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>>52510987
Still, I'd argue that regardless directly fucking a direct extension of God is kind of a not-done thing. You might as well fuck any kind of other fantasy qt with proper moral values and the desire to start a family.
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>>52506917
>>52507467
Personally, I like to think the context is that the guy is tortured by self-loathing and keeps trying to push the succubus away because he can't accept someone wanting him, and she's finally decided to just corner him and force him to accept her affection. She won't tolerate him feeling that way because no one should feel that way, and she's going to break down his barriers even if she has to use brute force, because God fucking damn it, she wants him, and everyone deserves to be wanted like that and have an awesome sex life.

It's totally not because that's how I feel and I wish a succubus would do that to me. Totally.
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Purification>>corruption
Also, the thinking man's fetish.
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>>52510363
maybe, because she looks horrid?
I mean if youll be a succubus concubine, at least have a decent looks...
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>>52510987
Impossibru. After all, Adam was made in his image, therefore god is male. He later had to figure out a woman which lead to a lot of argument about where to stick the extra clay.
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>>52510873
Then they trade horns and halos.
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>>52511978
>Giving a gender to omnipotent, omnipresent entity that is literally everything in this universe and beyond
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>>52510873
Chaos Engineers VS The Singularity.
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They are actually the same exact creature and are classed as either succubus or angel depending upon their actions and while they might start of as one they might easily change to the other. Their apearence depends upon how good they are at their um... task and how devoted they are to heaven or hell respectively. Competence = attractiveness, devotion = more angelic/demonic features.
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>>52511456
I love genzomans succubi
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>>52506952
Neither is ascetism. In fact virtue turns to sin if you start thinking it might "earn" your way to Heaven. It distracts you from the real way, and probably turns you into a self-righteous shithead along the way.

What gets you to Heaven is feeding the poor, taking in the refugee, freeing the indebted, etc. Show grace of God to others and you get it yourself, mistreat them and you get your comeuppance. How much and the type of sex you have is irrelevant.
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>>52507185
But if you've done nothing but perfectly ordinary sex, why are you feeling icky?
>Outer Planes are actually the collective consciousness of the entire Multiverse
>Sexual revolution of the 60's and the resulting de-demonification of sex has caused a crisis as uncountable succubuses, each one representing particular aspect of lust, come into the epiphany that they're not inherently evil
>A mass exodus from the Lower Planes tips the balance of power in favour of Good
>It also tips in favour of Law, and the Nine Hells surge into Abyss to seize the day
>The depleted Hells get raided by the newly empowered Upper Planes
>Evil collapses in disarray
>Just before being slain by adventurers, Asmodeus reflects on being defeated by condoms
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Anons why aren't you doing your part in making God's future army of Nephilim?
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>>52500338
Succubi always wins: female angels needs hopes and passions to stay alive, while succubus needs physical contact from someone else (succubus included)...
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>>52518915
Because last time it happened, God had to flood an entire planet.
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>>52512226
>claiming that an omnipotent omnipresent entity couldn't have a gender, which would actually nullify his omnipotence

What, did you spend all your time at sunday school with the bad touch priest instead of learning a goddamn thing?
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>>52519023
What if the angels are basically pic related?
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>>52519242
Well succubi can still stay alive by fucking these.
Thing that angel can't.
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>>52516213
>with balance between law and chaos broken, bloodwar is resolved
>what should have resulted in the apocalypse instead means that evil endures
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Why would I want an angel over a succubus?

An angel would want to bring me into the fold of the heavenly police state and hive mind. Don't think for yourself, only praise YHWH and give up everything that made you you. Having a conscious mind is a sin, after all.

A succubus only wants to free you from this horrendous fate, and is an agent of freewill and individuality. She is a fighter for freedom, and though she may be a bit selfish, she indirectly cares far more about you than any angel ever would.

Hers is the sin of independence and knowledge.

That Angel, on the other hand, has a place in heaven just for you.
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>>52502908
>Hell is a realm of Law.
Yes.

>Heaven is a realm of Chaos
Well, the chaotic heavens are.
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>>52519342
>hates the jews
>Steven Universe gif
>supports the succubus because freedom
>doesn't see the appeal in heavenly tits
Looks like a winner to me! Hi tumblr!
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post more mtg angels
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>>52519403
Bible tells us that heavenly tits means no tits at all.
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>>52519403

Ironically, I actually got the Stephen universe gif from here... I also posted it because it was a Junji Ito Spirals reference.

"This hole was made for me!"
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>>52506917
*teleports behind her*

Yare yare, you're 100 years too early to claim my virginity...harlot. 2D>3D.
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>>52511978
The official catholic, east orthodox, and Lutheran position is that god is beyond comprehension and neither male nor female, and that to put gender upon god is folly

Catholic position though also say its easier to say he than to say god every time because of reflex, and not to worry to much about doing it outside of official papal documents.
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>Not having an absolute love for angels
>not realizing that succubi merely appear attractive to draw you in
>not being able to see past the glamour of the demon

Step it up, senpai
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>>52510363
>Geek is unintentionally alpha as fuck by ignoring the advances of Succubus
>She starts wondering whether he's a stud who can have any girl he wants or if something is wrong with her
>This just makes her insecure around him so she gets meaner in general
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>>52506917
That's a demon, not a succubus...
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Can a succubus posses a guy and then let them both experience being fucked?
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>>52509651
>It would be fun to become some type of chaos "god"
Are humans future Daedric princes?
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why are mtg angels so fucking hot
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>>52519200

>If God is infinite in all things, could he be infinitely SJW enough to be every gender.
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>>52507431
polyamory is just NTR without the despair
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>>52507185
What icky feeling after /d/???
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>>52519903
Technically succubus can't possess a guy, they can possess a body, so if the person is still alive, then when possessed they will lose possession of the body...
Which for humans means death.
So succubus don't do that because seriously, you don't destroy what nourrish you for no reason.
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>>52510833
>not recognizing the superiority of short hair
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This is a reminder and public service announcement:
Any calling/binding spell takes the alignment of the outsider it is being used to call.
Therefore using planar binding to call down an Angel from the heavens and binding her to your whim is an inherently Lawful and Good act.
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>>52520135
Imma get all righteous on dat angel booty.
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>>52520193
2006 called, they want their memes back
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>>52511075
Have fun being declared sexist for the next 15 years, anon. I'll pour a beer out for you when you're publicly lynched.
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>>52519342
DRR... DRR... DRR...
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>>52520134
Can't pull on it as effectively. Medium length for the win.
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>>52504302
>the others want your soul, she just wants your blood
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>>52520256
I just lost The Game.
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>>52520256
Actually, that file comes up as created in 2012 according to the properties on it.
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>>52520344
Add a Fae for best five way!
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>>52506952
>you know you are alive
>you don't know if heaven exists
>but you should sacrifice having a good life because someone claimed heaven exists
Heaven is a lie created to trick the masses into a stable societal structure.
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>>52506952
Actually hedonism is mostly about making the world a better place, so it's the way to heaven on earth
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>>52520377
If you claim that there is no afterlife, there is no meaning to life at all, so you should kill yourself asap

>>52520426
t.luci
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>>52520504
Hey, what do you prefer? Being sure to have some good time, or having a little chance to have very good time?
And both hell and purgatory are nice place to live in.
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>>52519285
That's what you think, dude. A demon girl can melt your heart, and frankly ever other part of you too, but an angel girl will give you a true religious experience. You will get down on your knees and worship, giving thanks unto The Lord for the chance to part her sea (even her red sea if your sick little tastes run that way).

You have no idea. Simply none. Succubi are simply outclassed. The demon is only interested in your pleasure as it feeds her, but an angel, knowing that man is a creation of The Lord and thus one of His children, will seek to drive you wild with a ferocious single-minded devotion. For it is His divine will that man are his favored creation and she simply will not accept failure since to please you is to please God himself by extension.

So yeah if you don't want a slavishly devoted fluffy winged cute angel girl with OCD geared towards sexual perfection then by all means choose the selfish demon bitch who is only interested in her own needs.
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>>52520034
Yes, but not even he could lift it. It's...problematic.
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>>52520546
>And both hell and purgatory are nice place to live in.

desu, I think that human souls create their own plains of existence based on condition of soul in material world.
Heaven and Hell are sort of categories to group these plains, one one side, utopic kingdoms of righteous and on the other hand, chaotic realms of oblivion by damned.
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>>52519200
I think you're underestimating omnipotence, which would allow it to define gender and how it works on a conceptual level.

God doesn't have a gender because it is infinite and all being. It has a gender because it said "I am a gendered being" at which point our understanding of gender doesn't apply and the answer to all questions regarding it are either "yes" or just repeating the declaration.

Like the whole "Could god create a rock so heavy even he couldn't lift it" thing. Omnipotence is the ability to make both of those true.
Rock Heaviness = So heavy god can't lift it
If Rock Heaviness == So heavy god can't lift it
Then Lift rock anyway.
The rocks definition is that it is too heavy for god to lift, regardless of any conventional understanding of weight, because "lol omnipotence"
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>>52519652
I don't think the position was God having an official gender, as the distinction would be pointless for Him since they wouldn't recognize any goddesses for Him to procreate with prior to creation and thus He had to create Earth and humanity for the slim chance to lose His virginity to some chick in Bethlehem and even then He chickened out, panicked, and shoved the Holy Ghost up her.

Not one of His finer moments.
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>>52520786
Demon girls aren't the same as succubus.
Succubus comes from lilith, demons comes from all the satans.
Of course demons will play with you, but not succubus.
Basically, demon are just bad, for succubus, you are a source of nourrishment. Which mean without the "others", succubus are nothing, so how they will be with you depend of how you are with them.

Yes angel are made of love and all that, but at the cost of being pure, inexperienced and lack some capacity. Demons are the opposite, and will be hateful. Succubus, on another hand, lack sentiments, but are close to humanity in that they have needs and will like you or hate you depending on you. The only real difference between us and succubus is how many time we live and succubus needs sex to stay alive instead of food. So they evolved in consequences.
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>>52520851
That's actually not true. See God creates a rock even He cannot lift, and then proceeds to move the entire universe relatively downward while the gatherings oo and ah at His might. It's the same with the water to wine bit. Ever wonder why he and the J-Man love to wear those flowing sleeves? He's got several decanters, 12 packs of cards with half of them marked those stupid trick rings, an entire flock of doves, plus David Blaine sitting on one shoulder and Criss Angel on the other to tell him how it all works.
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>>52520938
They're Lilin-demons, anon. You shouldn't be surprised that like everything else in the bible, both testaments, they nicked it from earlier religions tracing back to Sumerian Lilu.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilin
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>>52520966
>"Now lets show you some serious miracles"
>God rolls up his sleeves
>"Check under your bed."
>Nothing underneath the bed, but the entire underside of the mattress is the 6 of clubs
>"Is that your card?"
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>>52521056
"Uhm, god, there's no card here but there is a dead hooker."
"Oh shit, man, oh shit, Jesus I told you to dump the body in the desert! Uhm, YOU'RE A PILLAR OF SALT! Okay, RUN!"
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>>52521027
Mesopotamian succubus aren't the same as "biblical" succubus that appear in the satanist bible or things like that.
If op was talking about lilin demons, he would have said lilin demons.
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>>52521109
>Criss Angel in the far off distance
>"MIIIIIINDFREEEAAAK!"
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>>52521027
To be fair the Akkadian Lilu and Lilin/Lilith is under dispute:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilu_(mythology)#Possible_Jewish_associations

Still I suppose it wouldn't be surprising if true and the similarities in the word and the spirits, it is tempting to make a connection. Either way humanity has a long and celebrated history of appropriating culture, so suck it tumblr.
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>>52521189
Op isn't talking about biblical either, anon. This thread and the one before it has been talking about a loose idea for a setting, one found in the deepest of magical realms. There has been a tendency to talk about real world religion but even then sometimes only for jokes, as you should have noticed by now.
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>>52521189
It never said shit about the "sanatist bible" either so you're the only one bringing that in as if it's the only thing we can talk about.

If you don't like it that's fine, make your own version the way you like it and even include blackjack and hookers. God apparently has a ready supply of both.
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>>52521302
I got into the theological question because tumblr guy got me into it, but at first I simply was noticing the fact that it's not about demons but succubus.
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>>52521350
Succubi are more often than not considered demons and always are supernatural. So typically speaking every succubus is a demon, but obviously not all demons are succubi. Just as not all angels need be cherubs, either the original destroyer version from the bible or the cute fat diaper wearing arrow babies popular culture has mutated them into. Which really was the point about Lilin. Nearly everything has been taken from somewhere else and evolved over time. What was true in the time of Abraham isn't always true even before the birth of Christianity and certainly not afterward. And especially not when you move into Islam which is built on Christianity (with plenty of Arabic mythology blended into it) as Christianity was derived from Jewish texts and practices. And of course all the other offshoots sense, such as the Mormons.

In other words the only constant in the universe is change. Even holy books, which should be revered as the definite word of a god or gods/goddesses, are not immune.
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>>52521350
For whatever it's worth, I'm personally not trying to limit this although I'd hazard we're talking about D&D versions as opposed to rewriting the Bible to include sexy angel vs succubus fights.

Not that a Bible with that wouldn't be fucking awesome! But this is definitely tabletop stuff, and frankly fap fodder, but all in good fun. I'm surprised it's managed to last two threads!
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Valkyries are the best type of angel, but how do you get them to think about something other than fighting?
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>>52521668
You're baiting for a very specific answer, and we all know what that answer is.
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>>52521668
VALKYRIE AREN'T ANGELS!

Just kidding. I mean they weren't by traditional Norse standards and didn't even have wings themselves (except maybe on their helmets) and merely rode winged horses. No idea how they're handled as the Norse religion integrated more with Christianity, but I've always gotten a kick out of how Jesus and Thor were combined. I mean bearded dudes who were heroes, loved and beloved of their fellow men? It's like Jesus mixed with Ahnold version of Conan!
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>>52521698
If I had to guess it would be to introduce them to the French language, specifically orgasms as "la petite mort", and tell them that their job as Choosers of the Slain includes inducing orgasms now?
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>>52521668
Valkyries are the best
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>>52500338
What about those Fallen Angels who might have fallen out of compassion instead of pride or something else equally "bad"? I'd put them in the middle. Neither truly good, neither truly bad.

Certainly, I don't have a fallen angel running around in one of my games sleeping with human men left and right because she loves all of humanity, no sir I don't. She certainly doesn't have hundreds of thousands of children because of accelerated birth rates no Sir. She certainly doesn't prank humans for fun or build up villains to create more heroes at all either. No Sir, none of that at all.
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>>52509651
Look up Swedenborg. This was basically how he saw heaven and hell.
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>>52509651
I always liked Paradise Lost's Pandemonium where Lucifer decides, "Fuck you, Dad, I don't need to live in heaven's basement anymore! I'm going to build my own paradise, with blackjack and hookers!" Then he wound up with his nonsensically designed mess as if the contractor was a drunken MC Escher, causing him to curse the heavens again with a roar of, "Fuck you, dad! I bet the Hebrews are responsible!"
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>>52522280
Rossweisse really is best girl. Didn't expect her to pop up in this thread but that means you have good taste.
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>>52523200
I prefer Gwen. Best Valkyrie.
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>>52511075
That's called rape, Anonymous. She would be raping you.
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>>52521668
God dammit! Do you want monstergirls? Because that's how you get monstergirls.
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>>52500427
T H I C C U B U S
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>>52523897
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>>52523909
I want curves, not folds.
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>>52523909
>filename
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Vendenopterix is the elvish wasp version of a divine seductress. Her priestesses even practice sacred prostitution the way it was back in Mesopotamia.
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>>52523909
My sides are in orbit good sir. Dat file name.
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>>52524464
Yeah but who wants to hire a prostitute who lays back, spreads, and then her vag unleashes BEEEEEEEEEEES! into your face?

I mean I know there's supposed to be no fetish so weird that someone doesn't have it, but I have my doubts on this one. Maaaybe those people who like wearing bee beards?
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>>52520277
Exactly where my mind went.
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>>52524687

>Inquisitor Nick Cage runs out of a brothel screaming "Not the Bees!'
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>>52520277

What's DRR?
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Angels are the best cause of the thighs
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>>52527874
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>>52527874
>>52528048

Source?
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>>52528090
Its from an artist named .less
https://twitter.com/Haohi_Oterin
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>>52526239
http://imgur.com/gallery/ZNSaq
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>>52528104
>lewd biblical Cherubim
NOPE! I'M DONE!
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>>52528260
Ahem.
>FEAR NOT!
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>>52528048
When God made her he seems to have forgotten the pants. Dare I say God is... our guy?
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>>52528187
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>>52528499
I can kind of understand Aerie bitching about her lack of wings now.

Still wouldn't romance her, though.
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>>52528544
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>>52503051
>Every devil in Hell has someone to compare himself to.

Now THAT line is going to be my next CE BBEG's motto. Well done, anon.
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>>52521668
Valkyries didn't really fight, Anon, merely retrieved the souls of the dead and ferried them to Valhalla.
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>>52523429
Fine tastes, anon.
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>>52528996
Now you can't convince me of that. They serve mead to the einherjar and you cannot tell me they don't know how to deal with a drunken warrior with grabby hands.
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>>52529258
>Viking warrior grabs Valkyries ass
>Valkyrie breaks stein over his head to get him to knock it off
>Warrior stands up and lays the bitch out for stepping out of line and probably rapes her while he's at it.

A smart Valkyrie would probably find a way other than fighting, anon. I just don't think fighting is a winning situation for them. Women are for baby making, not fighting.
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>>52529404

The original Valkyries were crones who twisted fate to see those very warriors die early. Your views are as revisionist as the person you are replying to.
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>>52529404
An einherjar is a mere warrior, anon. A dead one, in fact. Oh he's valorous enough, but a brave death is the only requirement, not actual kill. If that were the case berserkers wouldn't be allowed in the club.

She, meanwhile, is a divine being in the pantheon who serve as the collectors of Odin's army in the future battle of Ragnarok. At this point he'd be lucky if she doesn't stab in him a place he won't regenerate.
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>>52529565
>cuts his dick off
>feeds it to Fenrir
>kicks his ass all the way to Hel
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>>52529404
If they can lift and carry a warrior all the way to Valhalla I'm fairly certain they can take a mere human. Kind of hard for him to do any raping with her spear up his ass.

They're immortal Shield-Maidens who have lived and fought longer than any mere mortal, and some of their enemies would have been Ice and Fire Giants along with the occasional dragon.
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>>52529495
Not all of them were crones, though some were as would make sense being based off of mortal women. In fact, some Valkyries became lovers to the most heroic of fallen heroes. About the closest any of the poems actually speak to of Valkyries fighting is them delivering the fatal blow to chosen warriors. Killing a dying man can hardly be considered fighting.

>>52529565
>>52529595
Valkyries, just like the gods were mortal, and could be killed just as easily as any other mortal. Take the case of Baldr as an example, or to a lesser extent Tyr. Valkyries would have kept their place around the Warriors.
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>>52500545
>In D&D at least, some angels don't even have free will, and certainly most succubi don't.
The fuck are you talking about?
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>>52529680
It's not hard to carry a man when you have a goddamn flying horse. Go read more mythology instead of relying on the modern interpretation of it.
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>>52529734
You're suffering a misconception between immortality and invulnerability. They are NOT the same thing. Moreover the Aesir and Vanir were certainly not as vulnerable as mortals. Moreover your mention of Baldr is flawed. After all, he was merely sent to Hel after the one thing he was vulnerable to (after his mother secured the promise by everything but mistletoe). He could have returned to the rest of the Aesir but Hel would not permit it because she fancied him. However after Ragnarok he will return.

In other words death means something rather different to them. It's a temporary thing. Just ask Odin, he hung himself with a spear in his side as a ritual sacrifice to gain power.
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>>52529777
Oh sure, the horse will kindly pick him up for you. Idiot. Or do you expect they devise a sort of rope and pulley system and then strap the dead dude down?

Not to mention you're flipping out over how weak and fragile they are as if they're mere women...when you yourself admit they have supernatural status and beings that serve them.
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>>52529816
You're correct, I misspoke when I said mortal. They are in fact immortal, but are far from invulnerable. The reason that Baldr died from the mistletoe is because he was so beloved that literally everything else on the face of the planet made a vow not to injure him except the mistletoe (which was overlooked), which Loki made into an arrow and convinced some other god - I forget which - to throw it at him (as the gods had made a game of tossing shit at him at this point because nothing would harm him).

The fact that they would throw stuff at him because it wouldn't harm him should be telling of how easily they could be killed. If Thor had been hit in the head with a stone, it would have hurt him like it would any other man. Hence the reason Freya secured the pledge from everything to not harm Baldr.

Also, your account of the reason Baldr couldn't return is flawed. Hel would only return Baldr if every creature on the planet agreed he could return and an (elk?) refused to let him.

Odin was a special case. He hung himself on Yggdrasil to gain wisdom, but there's nothing to suggest it was a fatal wound. He also cut out his eye and left it in Mimirs well to be able to glimpse into the future. Odin was also a minor god (that replaced Tyr) or nonexistent to most clans until Christianity started to take over. His spear to the side while hanging on Yggdrasil is an obvious allegory for the crucifixion of Christ.
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>>52529917
they're all fake, and designed to represent human emotions and morals.

ANything taking it beyond that is just an excuse to explore human sexuality, through pornographic images or metaphor.

Taking it as seriously as you do isn't healthy you scua faglord
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>>52529777
Anon, you do realize there are many versions of Norse mythology. In some Valkyrie do not use winged horses but rather wear special swan-plumage that allows them to fly in performance of their duty selecting and ferrying the chosen slain. In these versions they are vulnerable if their plumage is taken as it will trap them on Midgard unable to fly back to the halls of the gods. There are versions where Valkyrie can change shape into ravens or wolves. In others ravens and wolves were merely their companions. In rather older versions they actually rode wolves instead of horses.
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>>52503051
That's fucking brilliant actually
I love it

>>52510873
Succubi sticks with one target, getting to know them over the years, getting him/her to fall in actual love with her, finally claiming the soul after a long life together and/or one final night where her partner goes out with a "bang"
Angel has every /d/ style kink and millennia to practice them, be a good boy and she'll show you how good she is at yours

>>52511070
Several times in the bible the devout are likened to the bride of God on their wedding night

>>52520234
Who is this a pic of?

>>52520344
>>52520368
>Vampire and fae waifu team up with one of the other two, promising to split you up so each gets what they want
>YFW it's not the succubus who agrees

>>52523751
I see no issue with this and I suspect that Anon won't either

>>52528499
>Watch where your eyes wander
"I've made my choice"
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>>52511075
you want a girl to rape you because you can't possibly understand how to actually seduce a girl you scua faglord
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>>52529917
Baldr was killed by the blind god Hodr as arranged by Loki. You're mostly repeating what is in the post you responded to. Also saying Odin is a special case is silly as you'd basically be saying he was more godly than the other gods. Sure he is, but they're all special. And the story is about Odin sacrificing himself to himself. If that doesn't imply death to you then I don't quite know what to say beyond pointing out that I sincerely doubt it meant "merely inconvenienced for awhile" and then he got power. And yes the Norse gods can be damaged, but by others of their ilk. Hodr was a god. Tyr lost his hand to Fenrir. Odin traded his own eye.

In some versions what makes them eternally young are the apples of Idunn, however when she was captured not all the gods were rendered weak and old. In some versions the Vanir were unaffected as despite being gods they are a different set of gods. Just as in some versions Baldr could not return because Hel would not permit it. And yes there are versions where she made them ask every creature, though still other versions where she conspires with her father Loki to shapechange into someone who refuses to wish Baldr to return.
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>>52529827
Belleraphon also had a flying horse and was strong enough to lift a man. He still died as easily as any other human. The Valkyries only "supernatural" ability was the ability to follow instructions and bring warriors Odin had marked for death back to Valhalla. The punishment for Valkyries that refused to follow instructions was marriage.

If that doesn't speak to them being like normal mortal women, I don't know what does.
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>>52530026
You're mixing your mead with your greek olive oil, anon. Belleraphon is from an entirely different pantheon.

Your view of Valkyries is quite limited. There are stories where the norn Skuld was among their number, which is a pretty big deal. And again they don't merely carry the slain, anon, they are the CHOOSERS of the slain. They actually dictate the course of victory in the battle. If that doesn't attest to their supernatural abilities I don't know what does. They literally dictate the course of battles and the fate of kingdoms of men.
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>>52530026
Bellerophon isn't a god, he's a hero. His father was Glaucus, a Corinthian king. And he was damn good at slaying monsters, but still a mortal man. You'd be better off comparing him to Beowulf, another monster slayer who was ultimately still just a man.
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>>52530100
>>52530026
>>52530074
Ironically he was killed by Zeus because of his ego. He tried to fly to Olympus because he felt he was as powerful as any god but Zeus sent a gadfly to sting Pegasus and send Bellerophon plummeting to his death.

The moral of this story would be that mortals shouldn't fuck with the gods. That probably goes for drunken vikings, too.
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>>52530024
I was expanding on the post to show that Norse gods could easily be harmed, specifically with the game about throwing things at Baldr. And unlike Roman mythology there's not really any stories about the Aesir or the Vanir interacting with humans, none I can think of at least. So we never see if a human can harm a god, but everything else can. They can harm each other with natural items (stones, sticks, etc...), giants can kill them, and even animals can harm them (Loki and the serpent). There's no reason to think that a human couldn't harm them as well.

And Odin is actually a very special case. He's the Norse representation of Christ. If Christianity hadn't been a thing, he would have been long forgotten by now.
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>>52500338

Why don't you combine the streams you fags.

Or make a setting out of it, with all the betafag bullshit you can expect from these threads.
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>>52530147
If you are in the realm of the gods then you aren't in a normal place. The very ground of their realm isn't mere stone but rather the bones and body of Ymir, the mightiest of giants.

Your notion of Norse as a Christian religion is curious. Christianity didn't begin to infiltrate them until much later, and Odin predates that. Maybe you are confused because the most complete works we have are by Snorri Sturluson who was a convert to Christianity and who gave a more Christian flavor to his detailing of Norse mythology. But this was hardly the same as writing their bible. The Norse religion was largely passed by oral tradition and so written accounts are rare and Snorri's is the most complete, if biased. Even without him the stories would have continued and it should be noted unlike the Romans the Norse faith has not fully died, nor does it only live on as a bastardized new age fad.
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>>52530147
Odin isn't a Christ figure. That would actually be Thor. The beard, the savior of men, the vanquisher of evil who ultimately dies defending the world at Ragnarok. There are representations of Thor's hammer which were combined with elements of the crucifix.
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I'd just like to point out if we're going to bring actual real world shit to this thread then nowhere in the bible do we have depictions of female angels. Since that would ruin the purpose of the thread, not to mention be a boner killer, maybe we should keep this /tg/ related and leave there rest to church.
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>>52530074
>>52530100
>>52530136
My point was that having a flying horse doesn't make one supernatural or godly.

>>52530074
In some stories they choose, in others they only take the warriors that Odin has chosen. But even in the stories where they choose, there's nothing to suggest that they fight or that they are supernatural in any other way than they decide the fates of men and take the slain to Valhalla. Norse mythology is relatively limited and definitely fragmented, but in general the sense is that gods are both killable, and rather easily injured, unlike Greek/Roman mythology. They're gods, and supernatural doesn't mean as much to the Norse as it did to the Greeks.Can you imagine someone stabbing and killing Apollo - even another god? And yet we get almost that exact same story with Baldr.

>>52530100
>>52530136
Different pantheon. The Norse gods weren't even remotely interested in human affairs aside from battles.
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>>52530235
>>52530283
Odin does predate Snorri, and he did exist, but up until Christianity started to infiltrate the region he was a relatively limited god, and Tyr was the primary god for most tribes/clans. He was promoted because of his inborn imagery and how it related to Christianity and that's the reason he's viewed as such a major god today. How many days of the week are named after Norse gods, and yet no Odinsday (though we do have a Tyrsday and a Thorsday).

>>52530283
The crossdressing? Thor was only tangentially tied to Christianity at best. Christianity was good at subverting gods to fit their views. A guy nailed to a tree to gain wisdom that doesn't die and becomes king of heaven afterwards has a much stronger relationship to Christ than a guy who dresses like a girl and has drinking challenges. And all the gods (except 2) die in Ragnarok, as does all the humans (except 2), elves, and dwarves. It's not like dying in Ragnarok makes Thor somehow special.

Anyway, it's almost 2 hours past when I should have gone to bed. It's been a fun conversation gentleanons, but I must bid you adieu.
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>>52530326
You're contradicting yourself badly, which might be why people are having difficulty with your posts. After all you say a flying horse isn't proof of supernatural abilities, yet then point out that the gods aren't remotely interested in human affairs and yet the Valkyrie not only are you've also proven they are hardly mere humans. They are of Odin's people and serve at his side. Also I'm amazed you cannot fathom that even in the stories where they choose the course of battle this somehow doesn't sound supernatural to you. How, after all, do they change the course of the battle if not by supernatural power? They were the agents of fate and destiny.

Also the Greek gods were themselves able to be captured and killed. Zeus and the others had to kill their own father after he ate them, after all, not to mention their, ha, titanic throwdown with the titans. And not to mention Hephaestus capturing Ares and Aphrodite with a mere net while they were having an affair (Aphrodite was his wife) and calling the other gods in laugh at them. And even the gods relied on artifice, such as Hermes' sandals or Athena's shield bearing the head of the gorgon.
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>>52530448
>Odinsday
Wednesday, anon. A version of Odin's name was Woden, after all.
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>>52530448
...but we have Wednesday?
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>>52530448
Thor was among the most popular gods, even more so than Tyr. Did you ever wonder why he has so many stories around himself? When Christian missionaries were trying to convert the vikings they found it easier to link Jesus with Thor, easing Christ in sideways into their lives by drawing on the similarities. And yes, among those was the iconography since depictions of Thor's hammer could be considered the cross quite easily.

>>52530469
>>52530484
He's tired, give him a break.
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>>52530456
I've not contradicted myself at all. My ultimate point has been that Norse gods, for all intents and purposes, despite any powers or lack thereof, are just as easy to harm as mortal men. And except for the outcome of battles, you don't see Norse gods messing around with humans. You don't see a Norse halfgod because Thor decided to have a fling with a human girl, or Freya took a liking to a particular hero. The closest you get to that is Valkyries becoming lovers of the mightiest of heroes (after they are slain) or being married off to humans if they are disobedient.

In all of Greek mythology Chronos is the only god to be killed, and Prometheus is the only one to be horribly injured (and even that was as punishment). Even the titans are only imprisoned, and not killed. In Norse mythology, we have an account of literally all but 2 gods dying. Vast difference there.

>>52530469
I always forget he was often called Woden. Fair point Anon, I concede that to you.
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>>52530484
>>52530469
At the very least I enjoy Odin sharing his name with Hump Day. After all he supposedly killed himself (temporarily) for the secrets of the runes and their powers, among them according to the Poetic Edda which fwiw is pre-Christian accounts of Odin's power and stature, dispelling the idea that he owes his fame to Christianity

>I know a sixteenth (rune):
>If I see a girl
>With whom it would please me to play,
>I can turn her thoughts, can touch the heart
>Of any white armed woman.

>I know a seventeenth:
>If I sing it,
>The young girl will be slow to forsake me.

Odin was not only the chief among the Aesir but their chief playa. Pimp probably painted Sleipnir purple and bounced it down the streets so everyone could see his big swinging balls.
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>>52530625
Gods harmed by other gods, or giants, or supernatural creatures such as trolls or the Fenrir wolf or Jormungandr are hardly harmed by easy methods. In the lives of the vikings battles were quite important, and yes the decision of victory in battle would have had a huge impact. The rise and fall of kingdoms is the gods having little impact? And then there is the methods of praying to them. It was a religion. You don't think just told the stories over mead and considered the gods had no interest in mortal lives, did you? It wasn't a soap opera. They have quite a bit to do with humans, and like most gods of their sort especially human heroes.

Also for the Greeks it is hardly that different. You don't HAVE many of them actually die, but Kronus shows that they can indeed be killed. The titans were not all trapped, merely some, and even Echidna, the mother of monsters, is said to have been slain. You're mistaking their banishment and imprisonment in Tartarus as invulnerability. You should not.
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>>52530625
Asclepius and Pan also died.
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>>52519891
Succubi are considered demons in most cosmologies.
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>>52528187

Does he post to 4chan? He made a drawing for an Anon.
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>>52502908
>Hell
Stagnation
>Heaven
Creation

If you disagree with this, you need to go to Limbo.
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I want to see a drawing, where cute Angel snuggles and rubs her head like a kitty with humans
It would be adorable...
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>>52500338
>>52500427
>>52511456
bumping this thread with fourth one
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>>52523897
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>>52500453
>>52500962
>>52504302
>>52527874
>>52528048
>>52528187
>>52528499
>>52528573
>>52529031

Platonic cuteness/beauty is the best aspect of infernal/celestial/undead is best aspect.

fap bait, magical realm, and over sexyness is meh aspect.
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>>52521668
Valkyries arent just warriors, in Norse mythology the valkyr are Freyjas personal army, chosen from the greatest female warriors. Along with ferrying the dead and combat training, they also bang the Norse chads, only the greatest warriors get to nail a valkyrie, and the legendary warriors got to nail Freyja herself
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>>52520377
If you can't have a good life without committing theft, rape or murder then there's something seriously wrong with you.
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>>52500427
>agrat bat mahlat
Shes supposed to be mother of Asmodeus by legend, right?
Yeah, I want to bang mother of Demon of lust

Judgment after death:
Asmoday: Where were you at DD/MM/YYYY?
Me: In your mother!
St.Peter: Oh. Does the persecutor has a better comeback?
Asmoday: HEY! BUT THATS NOT...
St.Peter: Innocent. Case closed. *slams the hammer.
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>>52523897
That's not a thiccubus. THIS is a thiccubus.
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>>52538411
No way, that's at least two succubi in a cow costume.
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>>52538411

Got any more Thiccubi?
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>>52536492
The anon above is right that there is little to no evidence of valkyrie's in combat. Though perhaps not a smoking gun since our knowledge of Norse stories is rather limited. Oral tradition allowed for tales to mutate over time and the recorded stories are regrettably far and few in-between, and some of them come with a distinctly Christian slant. We don't have a lot of personal stories about many gods, just names, and the ancient stories about Valkyrie typically focus on their duty as Choosers of the Slain, so I don't think one should expect them to actively fight in those battles given that would get in the way of their official duties. They're supposed to be choosing valiant dead, not ganking a bitch. In the stories where they favor the course of the battle they're at least more proactive but acting as invisible guiding spirits. Kind of like a general of destiny/fate.

I've read variations where Freya was actually a valkyrie herself and the head of them. In others they are Odin's daughters or foster-daughters. Mostly what i know about Freya in this context is she gets a bounty of half the slain warriors, and sometimes she gets to choose first among them before Odin has his pick.

At the very least warrior women aren't entirely unheard of and there is some archaeological evidence to back this up, though naturally scholars argue what it means whey they dig up a female skeleton buried with weapons. Trophies, the weapons of sons or husband.
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>>52538590
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>>52538590
I've got a chubcubus, is that close enough?
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>>52538871
>>52539000

Yes, post more.
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>>52539166
At least this is probably more on topic than the essays on Norse mythology.
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>>52539305

I'm just happy either way.
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>>52539364
I don't know, man. The anons could have at least posted more sexy valkyrie artwork as a favor to the thread while arguing.
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>>52539515
Do they need more than wings on the hat to count as angelic?
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Need more like this.
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>>52540661
...Doctor Doom from 2015's Fantastic Four?
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>>52540661
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>>52540661

Anyone got any power armour with casual clothes or even just hoods?
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>>52540994
>>52540971
So is this now the new character art dump thread?
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>>52541043

It's not like this thread hasn't been derailed already.
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