Princess Thread the IV

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Princesses getting themselves out of trouble.

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>>52293482
Go! Princess Precure was a really amazing show about a girl who wants to become a princess, an idol and a star student in a high class academy getting together to beat up monsters Eventually they're joined by a real magical princess. I highly recommend it as my 2nd favorite Precure show. (Behind Heartcatch)

>>52293675
>wants to become a princess

So like, kill own parents and get adopted?

>>52293713
The show doesn't exactly go into detail what is required to actually become a princess. Though when the actual princess shows up she berates the main character for thinking that hard work and guts will make her a real princess.

>>52293549
2nd best kind

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>>52293786
What's the 1st best? Princesses who get themselves into trouble?

>>52293764
>hard work and guts will make her a real princess.
You'd be shit tier without this though.

>>52293892
Yeah, but your manner of birth is the most important. Even Princess Caraboo didn't last long.

>>52293874
Princesses still in trouble

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>>52294140
Are you looking to buy?

>>52294178
Hold on a second, that's not a princess! That's a beautiful man!

How much?

>>52294276
I'm not for sale!

Stop.

Any topic that goes on past 3 threads and isnt a general about a specific game has gone on too long. Don't be Tessagogs. Let the meme die.

In one of my current games I made a princess as a sort of joke. GM ran with it and she ended up being one of my favorite characters. She's really knowledgeable and we'll trained so she holds her own as an adventurer, But she's also stubborn and clueless in some regards which is a lot of fun to play.

There been some neat scenes as a result like her being offended at the concept of sleeping in a common room. Camping is romantic it's roughing it in nature but sleeping in a common room? Where do I bathe? Where do I change? What if there are bugs or filthy sheets?

Most recent encounter an explosion was used to blow open a door everyone ran way off she took cover near the explosion behind a rock. She insisted the rock would give her cover. It did. She was covered in ash and debris from the blast and somewhere between embarassed and livid.

>>52294322
Why don't you come over here and say that, tough guy?

>>52294309
Everything is for sale. What matters is the price.

>>52294309
Not even for rent?

>>52294334
This sounds amazing. More princess stories!

>>52294322
There is a game. Maybe two.

>>52293482
Goddam, she never skipped leg day, hers or anyone elses'.

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>>52294445
>>52294389
Okay maybe for rent.

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Here's someplace to help keep the princesses in line.

>>52294455

The party slept in a barn recently she had to be convinced why sleeping in a barn Is preferable to camping. She ended up taking over the loft and using magic to basically knock everything down or into corners. Then used what is basically a weaponized level of alchemical soap and unseen servants to clean the loft. It still smelt terrible.

>>52296246
At least she put in the effort to clean by herself! Even if it was with magic.

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>>52293713
>>So like, kill own parents and get adopted?
Why not just marry into royalty after proving your worthiness via countless feats of heroism on the battlefield?

>>52295829

There's a fetish in here somewhere I just know it!

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Princesses that must be saved...in space?

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>>52297645

What about...A Criminal Princess?

>>52297555
It contains goo/messy fetish and degradation (since it's a princess being gooed), but not sure of others.

>>52293764
>Though when the actual princess shows up she berates the main character for thinking that hard work and guts will make her a real princess.

All she has to do is topple a government, establish any kind of monarchy, and set her parents on the throne. That's pure hard work and guts! All royalty have, in their DISTANT ancestry, someone that got where they are with hard work and guts.

>>52295829

This one hits me in the childhood. And my boner. And my boner's childhood. Basically, I never had a chance, did I?

>>52297839
That toy was an awakening for me too.

>>52297645
This picture reminds me of the guy who for three threads was looking for that picture of Sailor Jupiter.

>>52297645
I think there's a certain romance in using mundane swords in a science fiction setting.

Peach bomber. Is this for princesses, or just Peach?

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>>52300271
Who cares about Peach??

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>>52300450
You know what you must do.

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>>52301125
Getting ready for the match.

>>52300450
S-sauce?

>>52301352
I see that Bowser has resorted to kneecapping his princesses

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>>52293713
Did somebody say... adoptions!?

>>52296582
>woman
>countless feats of heroism on the battlefield

lol

>>52302574
Not you again

post more brown

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>>52297645
Princess kinda looks like the one from Killzone.

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>>52302593
I never run out of brown.

>>52302583
I want /pol/ to leave.

>>52301352
>>52301717
Do you even flex?

>>52300231
I like the idea that melee fighting on ships started during boarding actions when people found that shooting their cool laser guns caused too much damage to fragile interior components.

Either that, or the captains and senior officers of ships were usually the nobility of various planetary dynasties and it was considered honorable and fashionable to duel in melee.

Or both.

>>52300450
She has the best booty though

>>52293482
>the PCs meet a princess
>she's perfectly safe and her kingdom is at peace
>she's happily married

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>>52304784
At least that's a more interesting subversion than LOL EVIL PRINCESS

>>52303158
Amen to that.

>>52302952
Both, certainly. Especially if they are space swords.

>>52304784

Shouldn't she be a queen?

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>>52305036
Good point.

Queens are best.

Especially brown ones.

>>52293764
To be fair, by "berating" you mean "taking apart the princesses one by one, being better at them at their strong points, and kicking them into grosses that shocks them with dark energy for good measure". But yes, Gopri's great.

>>52305290
What's she from?

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>>52306340
http://www.trifecta3.net/semla/

>>52305036
Um, no, not at all. It's not the tradition in a royal wedding to kill the bride's parents. Except maybe in Canada.

>>52305036
Depends on the system the kingdom uses, there's probably still another reining monarch right now but there's also the possibility there's some arbitrary requirement she hasn't met yet

It could also be that princess is the highest position, the root word of prince/princess is princeps after all, a roman word which basically means "First in command/highest position"

>>52306908
For real though, if a princess rules, it's not a kingdom, it's a principality.And there's nothing wrong at all with those.


Also, I'm annoyed. I thought a bit more about this idea mentionned as the last thread was in autosage, about a system where levels of nobilty equate to power and essentially character levels... But the issue is that if you start low to aim high, a lot of time, you're playing with lords and barons and marquis, with only the very occasional princess after quite a while. And that loses its magical realmness dramatically.

>>52308634
Matriarchy?

>>52308673
If we go for a predefined setting rather than a loose one with proposals to create your noble court, then sure, that could allievate it a bit.

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>>52311723
at least post a princess or something..

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What is the princess is transformed into a beast, and it can only be broken by true love?

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What about dark warrior princesses?

>>52316738
This is hotter than I thought it would be.

>>52319001
>TFW no fuzzy waifu

>>52316738

:3

>>52321298
date a brown girl.

Does someone have the picture of the fantasy princess in a spaceship?
She is leaning forward and looking at the viewer. Behind her there is a Space window showing the space outside it.

>>52297555
>>52297694
Transform and mindcontroll
As i recall the slime transformed them into monsters that were mindcontrolled.
She is a bird woman, maybe furry?

>>52323859
It got posted last thread

>>52327741
Didn't see that. I saved it.
Though nit the exact one i was looking for. The one I was looking for had a pink dress and wasn't sitting

>>52293482
I had my soul sold unknowingly by a dude. As a result, I was made into an antipaladin by the people who got my soul. I killed the dude who had gotten a wish for betraying me, and I had the princess on my back at the time as insurance.
The resulting nova from his death (power to destroy the capital city) finished me off, and killed the princess.
Since I was an antipaladin, my goals were in reverse at the time.
So technically, I had an amazing success.

>>52306401
Stop hiding links in spoilers, it fucks up mobile users

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You princesses wouldn't happen to be getting... KIDNAPPED, would you?