Pathfinder General /pfg/

>>52154374
A group of 4 friends of mine and myself once invaded a living campaign by having each of us make a maid character application to get in.

Suddenly 5 maids were running around in the campaign doing the cleaning duties of the higher levels until they got annoyed it.

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>>52154374
Phantom Thief Urogue, all the skills with unlocks, and vigilante talents for companion to the lonely.

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What are the gods like in your setting, Anon?
Are they chatty or quiet?
Do they spend time with their worshippers or are they aloof?
Are they nigh incomprehensible beings or humans?
One or many?

Tell me about your deities and other figures of worship!

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>>52154374

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>>52154374
By being a shapeshifter

>>52154430
Let's also continue this from the last thread:

Stat your character as a deity

>Name, with 2-3 other titles
>Patron of X, Y, Z
>Holy Symbol
>Alignment
>5 Domains
>5 Subdomains
>Favored Weapon
>Deific Obedience

Tfw no cute battlemaids in puella yet

>>52154494
At least the one detailed character is kinda cute

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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1M34Sqf6hhdfPWrGdNGOdxufgjzBlOkSH7vs_mPK5pGs/edit?usp=sharing

Did some more Spellburst Savant homebrew. Broom Jockey is a mobility/flight/speed based spellburst savant with a melee theme.

This is the beta so feedback is highly appreciated. Among other things, I'm a little iffy if it's got enough melee boost to be functional in combat as most of it's stuff is about mobility and it lost some nova spell getting there. Still, Flyby Attack works nicely with Wave Motion Strike (As it allows a standard action, NOT just an attack)

Sorry about there being a few postings but I'm trying to get feedback to help it get out of beta. Some changes have since the last posting. Faster'n You has seen significant rewrites.

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>>52154459
Explain /pfg/'s shilling of Rory.

Serious talk, serious explanation.

>>52154532
Attention whore player

>>52154532
shitty memedog

>>52154532
Rory's player tried to overmeme his character in an attempt to stop the memeing of his character. It did not go as expected.

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Like the Goddamn Fucking Maidman.

>>52154471
You don't pay me enough to do your worldbuilding, anon.

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>>52154587
We even have childhood pictures of him

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>>52154703
No, no, no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
It all really was leading up to this, wasn't it.

>>52154374
Battle Butler class from Gonzo2

>tfw no 1pp only campaign

>>52154743
Would you settle for a game that's 1pp+Avowed only?

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>>52154703
That's a blinkling.

>>52154766
As long as I don't HAVE to use anything outside of core and the house rules aren't completely stupid like that one dude not allowing armor, I would be interested.

Do Evil means compromise a Good intention?

>>52154743
>tfw running one right now but only managed to get 2 of my friends to join

Hum.

What if instead of increasing your AC, Armor and Shields gave you Temporary HP while Natural Armor gave increased your HP? Say you scaled it so that you gain a number of temporary hit points equal to your level times the AC bonus, stacking with other temp HP sources.

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>>52154743
>tfw don't want pure 1pp game
>tfw the only groups I can find are either "FULL 3PP, BETTER BE POW IF YOU WANT TO COMBAT" or "1pp by PFS rulings only"
>I just want to play a goddamn Jollylock, or an alchemist that uses the discoveries from LV:V

>>52154801
Yes.

>>52154798
Why not Puella Librum Daemonium then?

https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/71590/puella-librum-daemonium

>>52154845
What about Neutral means?

>>52154845
>>52154801
As a general guideline, you should remember that being Evil is easy while being Good is hard. To be Evil you only need evil intentions OR evil actions, while to be Good both need to be pure.

>>52154798
>don't HAVE to use anything outside of core

Why would you WILLINGLY play with just core if the only limit is "1pp only"? CRB is garbage.

Minor avowed infodump: the full-BAB, lowered Aether Pulse progression archetype will not have Aspirant or Betrothed as options, for exactly the same reason Aether Channel having a reduced dice progression wouldn't have worked.

Which is to say, classes balanced by reduced aether pulse damage do not play well AT ALL with a further reduced source of aether pulse damage, regardless. An Aspirant with a reduced aether pulse progression but full BAB would have effectively no drawbacks from less aether pulse dice - as they're barely using that anyway.

Thought it would be good to clarify that, before anyone gets their hopes up for full BAB Aspirant or Betrothed builds.

>>52154865
Being Evil is not easy
Not only do Good people try to kill you, so do other Evil people

>>52154863
What about Filthy Deeds Performed at Low Affordable Prices?

>>52154730
YOU KNEW IT
I KNEW IT
EVERYONE KNEW IT

>>52154900
what is pathfinder's cyanide poisoning?

>>52154886
>lowered Aether Pulse Progression
>it's not just an Alternative

I sure hope the option to have backup ranged blasts of some sort doesn't get thoroughly dicked on with that. Or that you tell us we won't have those as an option.

>>52154471

>Name, with 2-3 other titles
Adela, the Dreaming Desire, Damnation's Gift, the Sapphic Serpent
>Patron of X, Y, Z
Contracts, Dreams and Misandry
>Holy Symbol
A ruby heart surrounded by thorns
>Alignment
LE
>5 Domains
Law, Evil, Magic, Charm, Scalykind
>5 Subdomains
Slavery, Devil, Divine, Lust, Venom
>Favored Weapon
Whip
>Deific Obedience
Spend one hour dominating or being dominated by a woman. Male worshippers may never be dominant. If no one is available, female faithful may inuldge in vivid fantasies while men should punish themselves with needles that curve like snake fangs.

>>52154852
Because that's rape and the house rules are fucking stupid
>Have to play rape bait
>Can't even try to get out of monster rape when it's your time.

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>>52154952
I mean, we'll do our best to keep backup ranged options... an, uh, option. I'm not sure what you mean by 'not just an alternative'? Like I said, we can't do an alternate Aether Channel because it's impossible to balance with Betrothed or Aspirant, as well as just being messier overall than an archetype which we can tune appropriately.

How do I Spheres Gish? Which Spheres should I focus on?

>>52154990
Theres a difference between resisting it and being unrapeable

>>52154471

Liozis, Star Emmisary, Lady of Joy
Patron of the Sky, Friendship, and Support
Holy Symbol: a dark circle with an outstretched hand outlined in stars
Alignment: NG
Domains: Skies, Stars, Friendship, Joy, Dance
Subdomains: Weather, Sun, Hope, Maps, Love
Favored Weapon: Magic shock weapons
Deific Obedience: Spend one hour observing or artistically representing the sky. When complete, gain a +4 sacred bonus to diplomacy checks and +2 to Will saves against emotion effects.

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>Finding your old character's weapon in a treasure pile

>>52155148
D:

>>52155148
That's some feels I never want to know.

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>>52155148

They got a new weapon and sold the old one, like all PCs do!

>>52155029
Understandable once I think about the hot mess of options you've all been trying to balance at once. I never really considered how it would interact with those archetypes, even when it was just built into channel by default.

Only frustration left in me is trying to be patient, and wondering how many magic knight/warrior types I'll be able to recreate with it, and what cool options will get suggested and implemented.

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>>52155218
It was her Heirloom Weapon she spent thousands of gold upgrading.

>>52155218
Not if they're a Bladebound Magus

>>52155148
>Finding your old character's wedding ring at a pawn shop
That's why I stopped playing married characters.

>>52155285

That DM sounds like a real meanie.

>>52154471
>Name, with 2-3 other titles
The Protector Embraced Thrice.
>Patron of X, Y, Z
Dreams, True Love, Murder
>Holy Symbol
The Faithful's own mutilated arm.
>Alignment
CE
>5 Domains
Madness, Charm, Destruction, Strength, Protection
>5 Subdomains
Insanity, Love, Torture, Resolve, Purity
>Favored Weapon
Folding Knife
>Deific Obedience
Ensure the safety and happiness of your loved ones, at all costs. Swiftly and viciously put down any and all possible threats to your loved ones, no matter how small or great. Ensure you or your loved ones do not become a threat to the safety and happiness of other faithful or their loved ones.

>>52154471
Glennodis, The Safekeeper, Hound of Relics
Patron of Artifacts, Vaults and Exploring
Holy Symbol: Scroll bound by heavy lock
Alignment: Lawful Neutral

Eh actually forget it rest is just kinda busy work

>>52155311
>God of yandere
Wew

>>52155296
He was a total fucking douchebag who loved fucking with his players in ways like that. The worst part? The vendor was selling it for 1GP if I bought something else too.

I try not to let OOC things affect IC behavior but I really wanted my alchemist to just molotov cocktail that building to the ground.

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>>52155148
>Meeting your old character and his family at the cosy tavern they opened when they retired.
>It doesn't get raided, burned down, destroyed or disintegrated by the BBEG

>>52155311
Deific Obedience is a specific action, not a general pledge.

>>52155352
I'm pretty sure there's also a Daemonic Harbinger of Yandere.

>>52155368
Yes, the specific action of murdering anyone who gives you an excuse.

>>52155225
If you have any suggestions, we'd love to hear them. ^^

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>>52155355
>Your old character opened a shop
>His prices are insane but he's made sure to monopolize the everloving shit out of potions, scrolls and magic items
>Everyone in the party fails their sense motive and appraise checks and fully believe he's cutting them a great deal when he "gives them a discount"

>>52155390
No, because that's dependent on if anyone threatens your loved one; if you lock them up and keep them safe, you're not actually DOING anything, therefore the Obedience is meaningless.
Consider Lamashtu's obedience, which requires the sacrifice of a person every day. Or Asmodeus, who asks you to carve a pentagram into someone's skin with a ruby knife every day. They key is Symbolism and Repetition.

>>52155390
A Deific Obedience is not a deity's code. It would have to be "Find someone who's a threat to your loved one and murder them. If no one is available, think about doing it."

>>52155439
Best part is that the other deity with "Murder someone," as an obedience is Ragathiel.

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>>52155410
>old character kills you

>>52155456
>Find someone who's a threat to your loved one
For a yandere... Wouldn't that technically be any other female/male?

>>52155456
Alternatively, "If no legitimate threat is available, murder someone who has offended or otherwise slighted your loved one in some fashion."

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>>52155410
>>52155355
>>52155469
>Your GM does a better job roleplaying as your old character than you ever did

>>52155475
Not a romantic threat, but a danger-to-their-life threat. Just because you're Yandere, doesn't mean you automatically fulfill it either, so no cheating that way!

>>52155439
Oh, huh. That's awkward. Well, I'll admit I got that one wrong.

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How do we Make Poison Great Again?

Even the PoW poison discipline is mediocre.

Do you play the official setting/s or have you made your own?

>>52155475
No, a yandere who murders without reason quickly draws attention to themselves and their loved one and makes more threats.

>>52155518
Thus fulfilling their Deific Obedience!

Should enemies fight to the death, or do you make surrender run/from their lives? Do you use a morality check?

>>52155511
Wait for the Poison sphere from SoM.

>>52155518
>>52155477
These two get it.

>>52155540
Yes, but why would you intentionally go against your god's code and waifu/husbando's and safety happiness to create more opportunities to go through a ritual?

>>52155469
>You then resume playing the old character
>Your new character who died was working for the BBEG

>>52155550
generally speaking the only enemies i have fight to the death are ones with int or wis at 3 or lower

otherwise they will try to plead for mercy or escape if they lose the fight (barring any circumstances such as honor, rage, blindly following orders, etc. etc.)

>>52155513
Currently I'm playing in Dark Souls, Eberron, a homebrew setting based on Arthurian mythology where Morgan le Fay fucked off to rule after Arthur died. Stalled games include a homebrew setting with magnetic seas and a hell of a timeline clusterfuck, a VRMMO, and... I wanna say Greyhawk?

the fuck is a golarion

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>>52155404
I'd say I'm savin' my shit till I see what you got, since a lot of what I'm hoping for boils down to "I sure hope someone takes magus out back, shoots it in the head, and reincarnates it into something better designed"

>>52155641
It's not going to be an incredibly transformative archetype, for what it's worth. Full BAB, a heavier push towards weapon use, lowered aether pulse progression. Effectively we're trying to recreate the old full BAB aether channel, but with the ability to actually tune numbers around it better.

>>52155714
My hopes for the class come from the class as a whole. Hopefully I'll get a chance to play it and provide some real feedback now that the changes have calmed down to be smaller.

>>52155125

Not the same guy, but let's be honest. The setup in that game is more a matter of 'when and how much', not 'if'. As the game's author noted, it will appeal to a very select group. A lot of people will not be interested.

I think there's a stronger demand for games where the themes are mature and bad things can happen, but aren't baked into the narrative so much as just a natural consequence of people's potential to be cruel. But fade to black would be the more appropriate way to handle it.

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So what actually is the limit?
What is the next step from rape rules?

>>52155857
there is no limit

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>>52155857
PC Eugenics System

>>52155857
rules for intercourse between creatures that are 2 or more size categories apart

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http://www.archivesofnethys.com/EquipmentMiscDisplay.aspx?ItemName=Cytillesh%20stun%20vial

What is the range of one of these?

>>52155928
Presumably the same as Alchemist Fire or other splash weapons of that sort, so 10ft.

Also, please delete.

>>52155915

I'm sure you can find that somewhere in here: http://carnal.orfinlir.de/versions/PathfinderVices.pdf

>>52155960
Why?

>>52155928
10ft. or 20ft. with a Flask Thrower.

>>52155915
>rules for intercourse between creatures that are 2 or more size categories apart

I'd argue that a woman needs to be a certain size, have a certain constitution (15+) and maybe a special feat to be treated as one category larger for the purpose of sex, same with a guy. It will still be a tight fit for the girl and a touch loose for the guy, but it'll work.

>>52156059
Pathfinder Vices tackles this issue

>>52155857
Not just ANY rape rules either...

MONSTER RAPE RULES!

So we're more or less already at endgame.

Could someone give me the basics for the Spheres of Power rules? I might be running a game with them.

>>52156120
http://spheresofpower.wikidot.com/spheres-of-power

>>52156136
Thank you.

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>>52155714
While it's not specific to the full BAB archetype you have planned, have you thought about a shape combo feat involving Aether Channel/Blade and Aether Eruption? Maybe tied to the pounce effect?

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>tfw want to apply to Celestial Tournament
>tfw /pfg/ wouldn't like him

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>>52156293
Do it anyways. You never know. _He might become the next Rory.

What have you got to lose?

>>52156293
Just turn him into a daddy and it'll all be good in the hood anon.

How good is DR2/- at level 5?
Only in combat, mind you, and only starts on your turn.

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>>52156326
>What have you got to lose?

I doubt he'll be the next Rory, he's not raw shirtless sexuality!

>>52156328

His race makes looking like a daddy impossible, anon.

>>52156360

Pretty sweet. At level 5 you can expect to see opponents that get off multiple attacks, and decently large hordes. It will essentially give you a virtual hit die or two in those situations. It may also mean the difference between life and death against similarly powerful single hit damage dealers.

>>52156403
Your competition is Wiseorc and Mistral the Archer. Go for it dud.

>>52155857
Having monster babies.

>>52154374
WE NEED TO PUSH KURGESS FOR SUMMER SLAM!!!

>>52156444
Pfft. Old news.
http://archivesofnethys.com/MagicWondrousDisplay.aspx?FinalName=Demon%20Mother%27s%20Mask

>>52156445

KURGESS IS ALREADY IN SUMMER SLAM

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>>52156433

I guess it's time to optimize the character's build.

>>52156410
Would upgrading that to DR4/- be legitimately twice as good, or is it not that big of an increase compared to gaining that initial 2?

I'm not entirely sure how to word this, but basically: going from 0 to 2 is a big deal, but is going from 2 to 4 also big, or not so much?

>>52156184
... I was going to say I hadn't until now, but then I remembered that I actually HAD and just never got around to it. Writing it up now, anyway.

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>>52156493
Nice

>>52156486
What's with this sassy lost child?

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>>52156507

Delete this.

>>52156523
What's the build gonna be anon? Is it another wis build?

>>52156563
>What's the build gonna be anon?

I'm oscillating hard between Fighter (Weapon Master) and Warder (ZS) with a Scarlet focus. It's a real bitch to figure out which to aim for since the character's kind of starved for feats on account of being an Elf.

>>52156579
Go with the fighter, anon! That way no one can accuse you of being a cancerous Zweihander Sentinel build!
You've got feat tax and Warder bonus feats. You'll be fiiiine.

>>52156579
I'll oscillate hard between your I hope you have a nice day today anon.

How do you make a PC interesting or good?

Is there any reason why you couldn't throw all of your Aegiss from the Protection Sphere on yourself?

>>52156803
Have them take off their shirt.

>>52156803
Interact with others
That is it
Let me say that again
Interact with others
Bam
Booya
There it is
The truth
If you can do that, and they respond, you did it buddy.

>>52156803
Find a pic that fits your GM's fetishes.

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How many kids does your character have?

What are some of the tips and tricks for the adventuring parent

>>52156877

13 out of which 6 reached adulthood.

>>52156848

This is a bare-faced lie and you know it, there are some characters from /pfg/ who have been jacked to fame simply because everyone latched onto the memes.

Amalthea is the Kim Kardashian of the Pathfinder world.

>>52156877
DON'T BRING YOUR KID WITH YOU!

IF YOU DIE THAT MEANS YOUR HUSBAND/WIFE LOST TWO IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN HIS/HER LIFE INSTEAD OF JUST ONE!

Also be aware of tentacle monsters.

>>52156877

Three, and one is a McGuffin.

The trick is to keep your kids at home with Mom, where they and she belongs.

>>52156898
But if you leave your kid behind, rhe DM can get them!!

>>52156848
This answer is pretentious in the weirdest fucking way.

>>52156877

40 during the preteen years. Many more ahead.

>>52156920

True. I guess it really comes down to whether or not you trust your GM not to be a cockhole and do terrible things to your character's family the minute they're out of sight for cheap drama.

>>52156934

How do you even get pregnant before puberty.

>>52156920
nothing can save you from the GM

>>52156877

Kill your own kids. It's the only way to be sure.

>>52156954

Except a good DM?

Golly gee you guys have the worst paranoia where DMs are concerned.

>>52156961

...Of what?

>>52156952

It can happen with hormonal unbalance.

>>52156965
Once burnt, twice cautious.

>>52156877
Familiar Satchel

Seven, all of them bloody female. How am I supposed to produce a heir?

>>52156978

I don't know what's worse, a child developing tits and babymaking hips or a child getting fucked so often they have wait WAIT how can a preteen even HAVE 40 kids before 13? Anything above three kids a year is absurdly rare and often comes with all sorts of freaky drawbacks.

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>>52157014

Pay homage to Amalthea.

>>52156489

Yes. But the returns drop off as you increase in level, percentagewise, EXCEPT against hordes. 5th-10th level is the sweet spot where DR 2 or DR 4 /- will give you lots of value and be very relevant. After that, it slowly fades into a niche defense that will admittedly contribute to your overall toughness, but won't be nearly as valuable.

DR, even small amounts is a legitimately powerful specialized defense against large amounts of low-damage enemies and slow death situations.

>>52157014

Not all men have penises, shitlord. Maybe one of them identifies as a man.

>>52157027

Well, the character is an elf.

>>52156974
That the DM won't have them fall into the clutches of the BBEG to be torture porn for cheap kicks at your PC's expense.

>>52157059

Is there a reason she was so productive in her developing years? She's spent half a century pregnant, if we're assuming all of them were single births.

>>52157033

I want breeders to get out. Even having one child is a body-ruining experience that can easily kill the mother.

>>52157111
i do too because i'm tired of the shit meme

>>52157111
>4717
>not getting Pharasma's blessing

The Ruse Cruise was a mistake. It validated memes. Something about irony and idiots that's too smart for me to understand.

>>52157111

But how do you retire afterwards? Who will care for you when you retire? Who will carry on your legacy? Who will pay for your retirement once you spent all that hard-earned looted money in frivolous things (you will)?

>Applying to games with no intention to play just in anticipation of reviews later
I feel dirty.

>>52157154
>implying I don't have away to negate physical age penalties.
>implying I won't go down fighting in the Wound when I feel my time coming.

>>52157154

I retire using social security and my network of friends to keep me company, and fuck my legacy why should I care about some boring dead people?

>>52157166

What game? I've done the same thing too.

>>52157182
Fuck off back to /pol/.

>>52157111
>Tfw my Magus feels it's his duty to spread his magic lineage and thus always picks up a prostitute or two while in towns and tips them lavishly (like 10-25 gold)
>Tfw he mastered fertility potions at first level and has been drinking them every time, basically confirming he's got kids all over the country
>Tfw he's a half elf
>Tfw I have no face

Hope those whores didn't spend the money the day they got it, one gold coin can feed a family for a year or something, longer if they buy animals/cheap land and start a farm.

When I do my victory lap back through the world I'm gonna try to check up on them all.

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Can a long-lived king, like an elf, make an army out of his own branches? Would he?

>>52157182

>social security

It's called having heirs or joining the church.

>>52157205

Your magus is a piece of shit who doesn't realize a house or farm costs upwards of 1.2k.

>>52157197

The world is overpopulated, if I wanted to take care of crotch spawn I would adopt with my partner.

>>52157225
>overpopulated

Meme from the 90s. The trend goes in the other direction: too few young people and too many old fossils.

>>52157208

1.) Sure, especially if he uses non-elf stock-they grow faster and aren't real elves, and thus are more expendable.

2.) Sure, if he's a big enough douche. And considering he's an elf, that's probably 3/4ths of the way there.

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Would you rather adventure with young casimir or old casimir, /pfg/?

>>52157208
Elves have low breeding rates, and probably not. Even if he did, an army built on nepotism is bound to fail.

>>52157234

That's what immigration is for, brings new cuties and great food too.

>>52157243
I'd rather you kill yourself.

>>52157225
Well yeah he's lawful evil, of course he's a piece of shit

Do stalker's brutal slayer and privateer templates stack?

>>52157271

The backlash is already there. Enjoy the your banquet while you can.

>>52157234
Only in Europe and North America. The global population is still projected to keep growing for at least several decades.

>>52157309

Demographics are on my side, the world is getting browner and more coastal and it's only going to get better from here.

>>52157349

The flesh is weak.

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>>52157349
>coastal

I'm sure of it.

>>52157371

>He says, cheeto dust dribbling out of his mouth as he longingly stares at his poster of Robot Guilliman.

>>52157294
No

>>52157243

Young Casimir for a "save the world" type adventure, Old Casimir for something more laid back and relaxed.

>>52157349
The world can't get browner if we slaughter all the brown people like the dogs they are.

>>52157033

I want Amalthea to be in a legitimate campaign so we can talk about he in a less meme sense, I like the character to want to see her adventure

>>52157481

Never ever

>>52157349
Demographic replacement is Genocide anon. You don't want to be Hitler, do you?

>>52157481
She made a cameo in SotJR

>>52157457
But then we can't have delicious brown elves

>>52157481
no

>>52157500

I want to PLAY her, not simply experience her

>>52157496

It's not genocide if the replacement is due to one side just not having kids.

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>>52157348

>Only in Europe and North America. The global population is still projected to keep growing for at least several decades.

Decrease of births is happening everywhere. The phenomenon it's going faster and faster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsBT5EQt348.

>>52157522

Then you should've used her for RotJR, you big dumbie!

>>52157500

I don't believe you.

>>52157531

Man, those folks in Mali are getting busy.

>>52157527
Actually it is. Definitionally, by the UN. Especially since it's not the other side not having kids, it's the invasive species breeding like rats while they breed at what would be sustainable rates. Brown people are a Kudzu, and will be just as hard to remove.

>>52157531
It's a common ecological phenomenon. As the environment stops being able to support more of a species, the species curbs its own birth rate so as to not destroy themselves and the environment them. Humans have the ability to subvert this with technology by building up, but eventually, building up just won't happen enough.

>>52156877
Likely more than he can count. He was a sailor and often went to bed with a barmaid. Or three

>>52157582

You sound like a blast to play with, anon.

A real winner.

>>52157586

Egh, I think that the simple reason is people have kids later and cost more and more money to rise one. The years spent in education rather than working are longer and longer.

>>52157635
Just because you want ethnic food within convenient driving distance of your de facto segregated community doesn't mean the rest of us don't have to deal with the crime brought on by borders open too wide, or that the rest of them don't have to deal with the brain drain that comes from borders open only so wide. Immigration harms everyone but the elite.

So attacking from invisibility ignores your opponent's dex to AC. Is that for ranged attacks or only melee?

>>52157702

Both, I believe.

>>52157687
/pol/, go and stay go.

>>52154518
Which one is that?

>>52157723
Neat. And only tangentially related, is the Void/Isolation Domain any good?

>>52157754
What, is the truth uncomfortable? It usually is.

Bringing things back to the topic though, what uncomfortable truths have your parties uncovered in your games? Were the Orcs originally celestial beings, corrupted by mortals' hatred and envy? Are healing potions really made of people? Is the wise old king really just a farm boy body double his "father" stole away when the real prince died to plague?

>>52157687

The only people that matter are the elite, anon.

>>52155096
Depends on your CL progression.
If Mid, Destruction with the Energy Blade support, and maybe some Enhancement or War.
If Low, then either Time, Warp, or Alteration

>>52157830
Soros pls.

>>52157817
>implying it's truth
You sound like my fucking crazy schizo brother.

Speaking of kids, lets predict Ludwig's mother's devil species!
>Probably low CR
>Something a Chelish noble family would bind
>Can raise a kid to be relatively well adjusted

>>52157783
the one fighter that uses that new combat reflex + bodyguard fighter archetype was the only one then

>>52157830

They shall be introduced to madame Guillotine.

>>52157830

"Let them eat cake."

>>52157836

The truth is bitter, isn't it?

>>52157844
>Crime is always higher in "diverse" societies, always lower in homogenous ones
>stealing the brightest minds from the third world doesn't directly harm them

What world do you live in?

>>52157868
Since we're on puella what are your favorite apps going in /pfg/? My vote goes to catherine.

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>>52157830
Indeed, stupid people can only be happy when ruled by a smart people.

>>52157902
Kell, but I'm rating apps on monster rape.

There's probably more good stuff in the game than that but I have a lot of trouble thinking about it past the monster rape.

>>52157801

They aren't bad. Bonuses against Mind-Affecting are always nice, and dumping a free Confusion on top of whatever Will-based spells you're throwing around isn't too shabby. Isolation feels like a bit of a downgrade, though-it replaces the Planar Binding spells, and while Aura of Isolation could make a nice linebreaker effect (if you're going frontline melee cleric), it's not that big a game-changer.

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>>52157830
Every man dies the same to a bullet

>>52154835
It'd work better than armor-as-DR. Also weirdly good for any campaign where you wanted to have ~clothing damage~ be a thing in combat.

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>>52157905

Being part of the elite doesn't make you smart.

>>52154835

That could be interesting, though "instead of increasing your AC" would mean they'd have to rethink how accuracy works.

>>52157876
Part of me wants to play Hell's Rebels with this LE Inquisitor I've got in mind, and whip it up into a proper bloodbath.

Using Madame Guillotine as his theme song.

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>>52157111
I'm sorry you grew up with a shitty family life that has forever made you incapable of understanding family love and the joys of raising a child and the sense of self fulfillment of passing on that love, jow, and opportunity to live in this wonderful and beautiful world to the next generation.

How does it feel to have a stunted and underdeveloped sense of what true love, connection, fulfillment, selflessness, and appreciation is?

>>52158046

But anon, Galt's already doing it-with magically-infused guillotines that eat people's souls, no less.

>>52158063
>this wonderful and beautiful world to the next generation.
>this world
>wonderful
>beautiful
lol

>>52158073
Yes, and they're doing it RIGHT.

These hipsters have no idea what goes into a proper rebellion!

>>52154443
Her knee is hyperextended, yes

>>52158098

These hipsters are rebelling because they want to drink tea with mint past 7 p.m.

>>52158046
Can Ji Mahn - the MIB only in it because he's sick of incompetence - join him?

>>52154532
>Explain /pfg/'s shilling of Rory.
Is this the same Rory who was the scourge of the World of Darkness generals for years?

Has he moved on to Pathfinder now?

Please do not spoil APs here.

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>>52158096

Oh, don't be such a fussbudget.

>>52158138
No, that Rory is currently quarantined to /soc/ on the ERP/F-List thread there.

>>52158138
Is that Rory the one who causes drama in /soc/ threads and F-List /tg/?

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>>52158096
Pity be unto the cynic who has given up, for he hath not the means or will to craft his own fate, nor the faith to know and pursue that which is worthy in life

Also, as someone who spends a good amount of his time traveling and being innawoods, this world is beautiful and wonderful, and while many people can make it rough and distasteful, there is still so many wonderful and great people, places, sights, and other things in this world that makes it worth living. Especially the prospect of being loved, and sharing it with many.

I'm sorry you're eyes and heart are so utterly clouded by your shut-in NEET ways that you have become blind to it.

>>52157937
I do like Keli's application. I hope it gets fleshed out a bit more!

>>52158138
No, unless this Rory from WoD also happens to be a well-endowed Scandinavian werewolf. I'd be a monkey's uncle if that was the case.

No, this Rory is literally called the shitty meme dog. He was one of the picks for a game that was high-profile and many people wanted in, and LOTS of people were not expecting him to get in. But he did. And he has since been memed.

>>52158128
You say that like it matters. They'rebelling, doesn't matter why. Gotta do it right if you are.

>>52158135
Sure thing. What does he bring to the table in the 'turn hipster affirmative action into brutal public murder' race?

>>52157243

Young Casimir is an objectively superior adventuring partner. Although he lacks the crafting abilities of his older self, Young Casimir was a far better swordsman and would be very useful as the party damage dealer and tank.

>>52157205
>Hope those whores didn't spend the money the day they got it, one gold coin can feed a family for a year or something
You probably should have warned them that they'd have a kid on the way and should be investing that tip wisely, then.

>>52158214
Ten gold also lasts one person a month in standard living conditions.

>>52158175
That's the one, yeah.

He finally quit the WoD threads after trolling them daily for years.

The threads have not taken this opportunity to improve much, unfortunately.

>>52158187

We don't know if Rory is well-endowed! Maybe one of the girls should find out!

>>52158176
>implying I'm a shut-in NEET
This world is fucking garbage. Anything positive you may experience in this life is in spite of everything, not because of it.

>>52158198
He can read minds and make sure people are loyal to the cause, and will gladly kill anyone who is detrimental to it without a second thought.

>>52158251
You got any other worlds to compare it to, or are you just being a cynical shit?

>>52158249
Did Buncha finally snap and murder him?

>>52154471
Celisse, Holy Dragon of Taldor, Conqueror of Hearts, The Betrother
>Patron of X, Y, Z
Marriage, Dragons, Soverignty
>Holy Symbol
Crown and Ring
>Alignment
NG
>5 Domains
Scalykind, Nobility, Charm, Glory, Protection
>5 Subdomains
Dragons, Aristocracy, Love, Honor, Purity
>Favored Weapon
Clubs, Natural Weapons
>Deific Obedience
Spend one hour each day bonding with a dear individual while declaring your feelings to them, be they family, ruler, or loved one. When complete, gain a +4 Sacred Bonus to Sense Motive and +2 to Will Saves against Compulsions.

>>52158251
The world has never been better than it is today.

>>52158251

Duly noted.

Fussbudget.

>>52158276
>NG patron of marriages and Sovereignty

?

>>52158268
You don't need a gold bar to know shit is shit.

>>52158176
One certainly should gift this wonderful world with blessings.

>>52158250
It's a red rocket

Of course he's well-endowed

:^]

>>52158296

Celisse wants to get married~

>>52158307
gods blessing on this wonderful world

>>52158301
You kinda do.

You may have grown discontent with what you have, but that doesn't mean it's shit. You have nothing to compare the world to to be able to judge its overall quality as a world.

The human race has accomplished ludicrously amazing things.

>>52158321
it's the Neutral part I don't get.

Bethrotals and weddings are pretty Lawful. Sovereignty implies the power to impose your law or will and is generally associated with lawfulness.

>>52158321
She IS married. To Sir Darling.

>>52158359

Does Sir Darling satisfy her?

>>52158276
honestly doing one of these for rinka you could just fill out every line with explosions and guns.

>>52158380
Of course he does, it's a class feature you get as a RomCom Protagonist.

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>>52154471

>Name
Casimir Aldori
>Titles
The Bladed Brush, The Sword of Creation, The Sword-Dancer
>Patron of...
Veterans, Duelists and Artisans
>Holy Symbol
A brush with the bristles vaguely contoured like a dueling sword's blade
>Portfolio
Artistry, Swordsmanship, Veterans
>Alignments
NG, LN-TN-CN, NE
>Domains
Artifice, Community, Luck, Glory, War
>Subdomains
Construct, Home, Imagination, Legend, Duels
>Favored Weapon
Dueling Sword
>Holy Symbol
A brush with the bristles vaguely contoured like a dueling sword's blade
>Deific Obedience
Okay, I've got nothing for this.

>>52158395
I like Rinka but that Explosions gag is getting pretty old.

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>>52158251
Zaurus pls, you're not fooling anyone.
Also, considering how everyone else not only in thread is disagreeing with you, but the fact that Existentialism exists and the fact that numerous other fields of professional study, especially in Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Philosophy, Parent and Family Psychology, Theology, and the like are built upon the philisophical underpinning that this world is great and needs to be learned and experienced, and the fact that many individuals who follow the very lifestyle you seem to demonize tend to be happy and fulfilled in their lives seems to undermine your position.

You mindset of how "everything is awful" and your experiences with it are non-indicative to the whole, and completely ignore the existential and potential-driven nature of mankind.

I suggest rather that spout your poorly backed rants and spasms on your unbacked cynicism, you actually take the time to properly reevaluate your life under the proper lens of ontology and existentialism, and try to reevaluate as to your own purpose and reason for existence, and what the concepts of joy and worth mean particularly to you and why or why not you should pursue them, and what it truly is that drives you to continue to live and exist each day in this mortal life

>>52158348
weddings are not unique to one religion
all non-chaotic religions probably have weddings

>>52158424
What would a NE follower be like?

>>52158428
it probably is yeah

there's more to her honestly, but i'm lazy today.

/pfg/ pantheon is my least favorite development yet.

>>52158424

Slash a design with your sword into a medium of your choice; then compose a work of art based on what you slashed

>>52158458
Practices elaborate serial killings as an art form.

>>52158464
agreed

Would you accept an applicant with the Nameless One feat if you ran a game?

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>>52158251
>>52158435
Also, maybe play some more FFIX

>>52158520
Yeah, why not?

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Hey, so Shapeshifter Handbook for SoP recently got an update.

Anyone know whats in the update? Or is it still mostly the same

>>52158276
Karskys, Skinless Beast, Faceless Man, the Thousand Named
Alignment: True Neutral
Patron of Shapeshifters, outcasts, and nightmare-sufferers
Holy Symbol: man with one clawed arm and one taloned leg, with one snaggletooth and a broken horn on his forehead
Domains: Strength, Animal, Madness, Liberation, Luck
Subdomains: Ferocity, Fur, Nightmare, Freedom, Fate
Favored Weapon: natural attacks, falchions
Deific Obedience: spend one hour using your nails, claws, or other natural attack to carve nightmarish patterns on a wooden mask, which must then be burned. If a wooden mask is unavailable, you may ritually scar your own skin in a small area before burning that skin. If you do so, you gain a +1 bonus on all attack rolls with natural weapons, a +1 bonus on saves against fear effects, and a +4 bonus on Disguise checks to hide your identity

>>52158458

A Duelist that made a habit of intentionally targeting the weak or aiming to maim.

>>52158550
It immediately struck me as a bit edgy, despite scratching all my favorite roleplaying itches.

>>52158435
>that many individuals who follow the very lifestyle you seem to demonize tend to be happy and fulfilled in their lives seems to undermine your position.
Hedonists, the lot of them.

Iron Gods 2 - Lords of Rust

What an uninspired piece of fuckery this is so far. It has potential. Has anybody run it and what did you do to make it, well, good?

>>52158475

Alternatively, reminisce on a previous battle and write down the flow of combat, noting what went wrong and right.

I wanna play with DHB and 2hu just to get first hand experience of them.

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>>52158615
>pursuing a life of the selfless abandonment of immediate and selfish gain and desire, to instead gain personal fulfillment in selfless and loving service to not only a family, but also the the next generation as well as through appreciation of the simple and wonderful beauties of the world
>hedonism
>coming from the self-destructionist cynic who has abandoned pursueing existential purpose in favor of the easy path of giving up on the pursuit of purpose for instead straw-nihilism.
You're not very good at this, are you?

>>52158720
>to instead gain personal fulfillment in selfless and loving service to not only a family
Carrying out default biological function at best, narcissism at worst.

>>52158667
Apply to the SoM playtest, then!
You've got no excuses.

>>52158765
So you're saying you don't believe in the concept of love, intimate or filial, then?

>>52158667
We have greentext on how DHB plays, is that close enough?

>>52158812
I don't know anything about 3pp!

>>52158847
Yes

>>52158847

He's probably one of those gay folk who felt miserable being the black sheep of the community, and as a result despises the societal "obsession" with relationships, marriage and families.

>>52158882
You have as much access to SoM as the rest of us will!
Everything you need to know about the system will be spelled out in the document, and to make it easier, touhou's restricting all 1pp content to core only so Jolly can't accuse them of using obscure broken 1pp options to skew the results!

>>52158882

We could teach you! We'll be gentle, but it will still sting a bit!

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>>52158894
>all those fucking... breeders. Being in love with each-other, hugging their kids... IT TRIGGERS ME

>>52158887
Then we can safely discard you opinions, as you are obviously suffering from some level of sociopathy.

Have a nice day.

>>52158894
Nah, I've known plenty of gays who at least understand the concept of love and believed in it, my Uncle included. This guy is just a sociopathic robofrog. Probably gets along very well with Bazzy Thrune

>>52158894
Making a lot of assumptions. I'm not a homosexual, I'm far from being the "black sheep" of the family, and I'm honestly ambivalent towards this "obsession" of which you speak. It's just people acting out their biological imperative to reproduce, nothing to get upset or be shocked about.

>>52158926

... Does anyone have that Mickey Mouse x Donald Duck image with the chemicals and die like a dog lines? It feels very relevant for this.

What kind of armour should a slayer switch-hitter have at early lvls?

>>52158667
What kind of players are DHB and 2hu?

>>52158924

Bazzposting must be very popular on TalChan, Avistan's #1 imageboard.

>>52158982
Chainmail, or some studded leather

>>52158982

You want to work towards a Breastplate.

These threads keep finding new exciting ways to disappoint lately.

>>52158982
Armored Coat is pretty good, you don't need great AC or much movement on a switch-hitter and the upside to the coat can be surprisingly relevant depending on the campaign. It's constantly helping me.

>>52159004
So who's Golarion's Moot? Aroden?

>>52159000

I've played with 2hu before. Expect him to make a character who is mechanically good at speaking, but refuse to actually talk out things, instead relying on mechanics to "Get them to do what I want", and also expect him to go silent and sperg out if something doesn't go his way, so he can scour logs and try and work up some sort of case to present to the GM according to 'things they previously said'.

>>52158926
>>52158974
Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?

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This discussion bores me, post muscle girl adventurers and the people who love them.

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>>52158974
I gotchu

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>>52158176
NO

STOP ENCOURAGING THEM

>>52159043
How often is just saying "I say/can I say [what I want character to say]" when you roll Diplomacy or Intimidate acceptable? I've run out of ideas a few times and just fallen back on that when I don't know what else to do in negotiations.

>>52159052
muscle girls are for fags

>>52159034
Works, considering they are both kill.
Who would that make as the Hiroshimoot then? Iomedae?

>>52159034

Used to be Aroden, now it's Shizuru.

>>52159071
Probably.

>>52159070
You kiss your mother with that blasphemous mouth?

>>52159087
yes

I've been playing as a cavalier in my latest campaign and have been taking the rules of chivalry quite seriously and this is pissing a couple of the other players off since I won't use ranged weapons which has caused a couple of hiccups.

Should I ignore them and continue to RP for RP's sake or just bend the rules I've given myself for the sake of keeping the peace?

>>52159095
Lewd

>>52159070
>Doesn't want a strong wife who can handle having lots of children
>Doesn't want someone with the musculature to support big tits without back pain
>Doesn't admire strength and power regardless of gender

>>52159067

It's fine to fall back on that(and at a certain point to save time and refocus the scene, it's necessary).

But I wouldn't say that should be your go-to process.

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>>52159052
Man, why is BotW so fetishistic!
They even have Bara furbait, the absolute madmen

>>52159099

Fuck then with your lance, continue the RP.

>>52159109
Yeah, I usually end up using it when nothing else works and I'm at my wit's end.

I've had a lot of GMs who won't let their NPCs answer any questions they didn't plan for, and eventually I just give up on trying to roleplay.

>>52159067
Falls under the, "Don't penalize players for not being able to roleplay a suave 20 Charisma character."

You should still make an effort though.
>>52159099
Try and solve it out in character. If your character's actually chivalrous, and doesn't have stupid in his alignment somewhere, they shouldn't dick over their comrades by blindly adhering to rules.

I mean it's a bit different if it's, "Fire on these helpless enemies trapped in a pit," and not, "I refuse to touch a bow despite the flying enemies."

>>52156461
gross

>>52159081

>Talks in broken common
>Symbol is smiling anime sun

How high must be Int for the purpose of knowing extra languages?

>>52159201
You get bonus languages equal to your int bonus+ ranks in Linguistics.

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>>52154471
>Name
Corwin Brin
>Titles
The Laughing Knight, The Lucky Layabout, The Dancing Death.
>Patron of X, Y, Z
Gathering Places, Friendship, and Reckless Courage
>Holy Symbol
A hand clutching an upraised flask.
>Alignment
NG
>Domains
Good, Luck, Glory, Community, Strength
>Subdomains
Friendship, Imagination, Heroism, Home, Ferocity
>Favored Weapon
Great Sword
>Deific Obedience
Spend an hour drinking and regaling your friends with stories from the past. If you have no friends, buy a stranger a drink. If there are no sentient beings nearby, meditate on what has brought you to this point. Gain a +4 Sacred bonus on attack rolls when Charging, and a +4 sacred bonus on will saves against effects which would force you to harm an ally.

>>52159135
The latter invariably results in
>"WAAAAH it's not fair you're cheating and the GM is picking on me" the one time you all run into flying enemies and only one person in the group was willing to be ranged.

>>52159215
i hate this

>>52159212
>>52159201
Is there anything besides being a Tengu that let's you learn 2 languages per rank in linguistics?

Also I know with retraining you can learn new languages.

>>52159135

>My character has sincerely held beliefs
>But he's totally going to break them in 90% of situations where they can be broken

What's the point in a belief when it doesn't actually ever come up?

>>52159225
>i hate this
Thanks for your input!

>>52159229
Humans, Aasimars, and some other races also have traits that let you learn two per Linguistic rank.

>>52159225

HE HATES IT

>>52158667
I have GMed for DHB before, this was actually for over six months of game. I could comment on it if anyone wanted.

>>52159253
How is he as a roleplayer, actually? Does he rely mostly on his skills, or actually play out conversations?

>>52159135
People who can't even keep promises to themselves are the epitome of chaotic.