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Pathfinder General /pfg/

Amazons Edition:

Does your Setting/Campaign have Semi-secret Enclaves of tall muscular warrior women? Warrior men? What culture are they based off of? Are they even important to the plot?

Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/hAfKSnWW

Avowed Playtest 1: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5HkyGRtGZy3SWVhdWFBWERWWjg
Avowed Playtest 2: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rV7kaF9JL2gw9xQalkEnlEDL9WXtbsaCqNABm_pLIgc/edit?usp=sharing


Spheres of Might previews:
Part 1: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aLaYQEFAWU4zQBx58boJPPaySLgJc0Emmw9eKyIJeGI/
Part 2: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pyLq03W2ju58PcKOUq5YXoFowf_weBNzuWtjCMdINXk/edit
Part 3: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-LAt9Ti5pcnvHY4KnFRuItCjqtGM-YJC5r_0zXiKKUk/edit
PS: Outdated, playtest should be out next week but that's not a promise.

Bloodforge Infusions updated playtest: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GvwMclLSw15slYI7D5xLdjMzr-Nau92hNha9Sx0LOk4/edit#

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>>52100442
It does now. And they're mostly based on the culture of my magical realm.

Completely unimportant. Not even fitting with the setting. But they're hot.
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>>52100442
Do native americans that are literal "buffalo-girls" count? Cause I'm working on a Weird America-style of setting
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>>52100477
What percent buffalo are we talking? Like tauren, or just with big fat _horns?
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Is there a low-level spell or item that can give a person scent for any substantial period of time?
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>>52100477
I need to get back to my weird-west setting myself, I had cowpeople too, the Minos, who were kinda buffalo native americans alongside the setting's elves.
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>>52100490
Hooves, horns, tails, big milky mammaries and hunky stud shafts, but still recognizably human.
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>>52100442

The Land of the Linnorm Kings has an entire island set aside for proud, progressive half-orc refugees from Belkzen to build a place for themselves in the tolerant North!
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>>52100511
...Proceed.
Got some literal gator men down south?
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>>52100511
well if there are hunky stud shafts I don't think they're amazons, but I do like the sound of them
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>>52100413

I think you could stand to cut down on the childhood stuff, and expand his more formative years. The entire shtick is that his childhood before the accident means nothing.

>>52100426

But Anon, I only bully because I want you to improve
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>>52100502
Prestidigitation if you consider one hour a substantial period of time.
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>>52100532
Yes, weregators and cottonmouth lamiagirls

>>52100535
There are both males and females.
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>>52100511

I... I really want to play one of those hunks.
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>>52100536
What list are you rolling off of? Or are you doing them in order of requested?
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>>52100540
Prestidigitation? I thought that spell was mostly just used for parlor tricks and cleaning up the occasional spill.
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>>52100556
I'm open to free-form RP in order to get a feel for the game out. You interested?
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>>52100547
Yeah, not Amazons. Still sounds like a lot of fun.
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>>52100442
No, but it'll probably have arctic-dwelling Dwarves.
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>>52100567
Order Requested. Currently working on Raine, next slot is up for grabs,
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>>52100583
It's also for making crude visual aids, adding color to something (hair or clothes, for instance), flavoring your food, slowly and inefficiently pushing/moving something light, very slowly lifting something up, and other such things.

Technically, it can do just about anything, so long as it's mostly cosmetic. The perfect cantrip to bust out in the bedroom.
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>>52100585

Y-Yeah, I would! Sounds like a good opportunity to stretch out the society and fill it with fluff.
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>>52100597
do DHB's hell's vengeance app, the last reviewanon sucked
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>>52100583
He misunderstood the question: he's talking about giving a PC a particular scent (like perfume), not the scent ability.
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>>52100585
Not him, but I could be.
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>>52100597
I nominate >>52100448
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>>52100587
They have more women than men.

>>52100607
Lemme ping you on Discord, what's your ID?
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>>52100597
How about Philo?
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>>52100613
>the reviewer didn't say mean things about DHB! Therefore he sucks!
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>>52100597
Ephraim? The final app to Dragon 2.

...Well aside from the person who JUST posted their app only an hour or two late.
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>>52100615
Makes sense, in that case I'll specify that yes I mean the scent ability.
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>>52100633
I mean his formatting sucked and he didn't really do a good summary or good analysis, just kinda spouting "eeeeeeeviiiiillll".
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>>52100653
Okay, that's fair. Continue.
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>>52100633
honestly who gives a shit, its all just opinions

If someone really likes an app, they're not gonna tear into it, because they can't

if you wanna tear into an app, just review it yourself, explain your own personal problems with it if you have any besides 'i hate DHB'
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>>52100597
Ooh, ooh! Do Ephraim!
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>>52100628
a little interested myself desu
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>>52100603
>Implying the best bedroom spell isn't alter self
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>>52100442
One of the Feifs of one of the major human empire is primarily populated by muscly beefcake Fabio-esque fishermen, with the women holding most of the political/cultural leadership due to a cultural belief/religious artifact built around the division of gender roles based on the concept of Women being attuned with Making and Nurtering Life, with Men being attuned to Harvesting and Utilizing life.

Men primarily dress shirtlessly and usually wear many necklaces, sashes, and ornate hair rings for their long and silky hair, and usually wear sideless breechcloths that can be easily gird about when working on a boat or diving after fish. This choice of clothing exists mostly to attract ladies.

Women tend to be slightly sunkissed ladies, who will wear shawls, serapes, and ornate sarongs, who often decorate themselves with beautiful oil based paints and dyes, since they tend to last longer in the hot salty air.

Also, in this empire all the Fief Lords are Giants, a form blessed by their Divine Emperor, and while ruling their offspring do become half-giant.

No good pics of them, so instead have one of the pieces of seafood they commonly harvest.
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>>52100633
If you're hoping I'm going to slag off DHB, you're gonna be disappointed.

I usually like his apps, and the HV probably my favorite of his yet.
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>>52100628
Am also interested if you're looking for more.
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>>52100669
I wasn't.
>perfect cantrip
Alter self is (in the top 3) best 2nd-level spells.
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Current Order:
Raine
Emphraim
Philo
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>>52100628

I'm #3036
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>>52100667
>>52100620
>>52100678

hit me up at Explosion?#6031 if interested in this
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>decide to polish up my app for Dragon 2
>realize I hate it
>try to fix it
>end up rewriting it entirely
>realize I still hate it
WELP
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>>52100693
Rinka pls go
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>>52100697
actually not me :^)
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>>52100687
>ignoring request for DHB
y tho
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>>52100697
>>52100698

This is not Rinka it's Rory.
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>>52100700
thats obvious, because i'm Rinka
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>>52100672
No, the last guy didn't do a good analysis or summary of his backstory. I like reading reviews that actually look into apps and his Hell's Vengeance one is apparently really good. I just like seeing opinions.
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>>52100706

No, I'm Rinka.
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>>52100649
Is Alter Self low level enough, because that can do it if you find a humanoid with Scent.
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>>52100716
nah son.
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>>52100732

Yeh.
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Well gents you can set aside your worries, I've already chosen the party.

..............................Its Doug.................................
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>>52100754
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>>52100754
OH GOD
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>glance at DHB's app
>age: 242
How the fuck does he justify being so old and level 3?
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>>52100769
His character literally jerked off for 230 years.
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>>52100754
NOOOOOOO
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>>52100754
nice
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>>52100700
>>52100706
>>52100716
I'm Rinka!
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>>52100769
It's called being an elf you fucksoup.
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>>52100778
I'm a princess!
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>>52100724
It would certainly produce the desired effect, but the duration is pitiful for what I was looking for. Honestly I was hoping to find something like Monkey Fish that only changed you as much as it gave you an ability but didn't really change your physical appearance.
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>>52100778
>>52100746

PLEASE STOP STEALING MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER I WILL INTERNET SUE YOU AND GET YOU BANNED FROM DEVIANTART
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>>52100789

This fucking guy.
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>>52100769
Actively avoided conflict and spent most of his life just being a huge dick.
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>>52100806
>>52100772
>>52100780
He was involved in a 30 year war. Enough to get granted a title of nobility, even if it's the lowest.
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>>52100825

You'd be surprised how how little some people manage to do in a war.
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>>52100825
30 years of waiting.
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>>52100788
Rangers, Inquisitors, and Alchemists get Bloodhound.

Alternatively, consider buying a dog for 25gp.
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>>52100536
>I think you could stand to cut down on the childhood stuff, and expand his more formative years. The entire shtick is that his childhood before the accident means nothing.
Cold open with the explosion? Then go into detail about who his parents are?

I do agree with you though. When I had first "finished" his backstory, I realized I had pretty much just written about how he got his drawback...

I'll be working on his backstory as work permits over the weekend.
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>>52100761
>>52100767
>>52100774
>>52100776


Nah, i'm just joshin with ya.
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>>52100855
Nice is best baccano
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>>52100825
He described his time at war as "actively avoiding combat".

Also he was involved in a 30 year war 80 years ago and hasn't done anything since then. It makes sense that 80 years of inactivity would have fucked over his leveling, could have been level like 5-6 back then or some shit.
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>>52100754
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>>52100860
You gave me a bill of sale and now this betrayal
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>>52100852
Bloodhound was exactly what I was looking for, Anon, thanks!
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Did anybody else get a PM about dragons2?
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>>52100861
I don't think there IS a bad Baccano.
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>>52100860

Why, Seagal, why?
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>>52100895
Yes

Why did ur mum send her nudes along with it?
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>>52100897
Claire grates on the nerves after the first couple watches.
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>>52100895

Yeah man, I'm shocked SE actually chose me!
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>>52100860
You're a cruel man, DrowningHawk.
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>>52100895
>>52100898
>>52100908

N-no....
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>>52100895
.... no
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>>52100895
Nope, didn't really expect to.
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>>52100917
>>52100924
It's fine losers, they're being memelords to make you panic.
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>>52100908
>>52100899
>>52100895
STOP. STOP THIS.
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>>52100917
>>52100924
getting b8d this hard
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I AM SELECTING NONE OF YOUR FOR DRAGONS2, IT WAS A BAMBOOZLE.
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Where do you considered "muscled" to begin? How much tone does someone with 12 str have? 14? 18?
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>>52100895
>Why do I even get my hopes up?
God fucking damnit!
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>>52100944
THIS WAS A BAMBOOZLE! ALL PLAYERS HAVE BEEN SELECTED! TEAMS TO FOLLOW!
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>>52100950
>you think someone would do that
>just go on the internet and lie about shit?
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> Last Post 8:19PM (30 minutes ago)
by SP00K_E
>check thread
>there's no post
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>>52100944
you're making a lot of decent people very flustered and frustrated, mister drowning hawk
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>>52100944

STOP

>>52100949
>Where do you considered "muscled" to begin?

14 is where you'd want to see the guy out of a shirt.
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>>52100957
DON'T YOU TRY TO DOUBLE BAMBOOZE MY BAMBOOZLING
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>>52100944
Jokes on you! I knew I wasn't getting in from the start!

There's no way in hell a 400-cum-5 year old Alien Android Dragon Assassin would get in anyways...
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>>52100969
>>52100957
>>52100944
This is what happens when there are no trips! Madness!
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>>52100957
>>52100944
>>52100860
>>52100969

I'm Spartacus!
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I've had it, with these flimflaming imposters in this bamboozling thread!

Dragons 2 is cancelled! Deleting the page now.
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>>52100944
You bastard!
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>>52100959
You didn't miss a lot.

It was an albino symbiotic slayer butler whose symbiote was a dragon AND a wolf.
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RUF RUF RUF
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Some required reading for you all.

https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/4691090/character-creation-rules/?pageforid=4750172#post-4750172
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>>52100980
THATS AN OBVIOUS BAMBOOZE

DRAGONS2 IS UNCANCELLED, BUT EVERYONE SELECTED IS ACTUALLY AN APP FROM HELL'S VENGEANCE.
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>>52100991
Who's a good DM? You are! Yes you are!
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THE LAW HAS BEEN LAID DOWN. STOP YOUR SHITPOSTING.
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So what's the life of the average Razmiran like?
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https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/4691090/character-creation-rules/?pageforid=4750172#post-4750172
>As fun as it is to watch you all squirm and turn on each other; The official list will happen after a drumroll on 3/10/2017. and be posted here.
Guys, calm down. Let's all chill, and relax...
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The bamboozles are over.
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>>52100995
That's only 6 minutes from now!
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I CAN'T TAKE IT

I JUST CAN'T

STOP. PLEASE. STOP.
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>>52101005
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>>52101014

Thank god.
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>>52101001
You open the door to find... more delicious skeletons!
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>>52100291
Why is Shizuka on that list?
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>>52101031
there was a RotJR Shizuka too, completely different character and person from the HV Shizuka
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Are we like, reject Metal Gear bosses now?
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>>52100995
>>52101005
CURSE YOU, DON'T KEK ME OUT OF ANOTHER REVIEW, I WANT TO BE MOCKED DAMNIT
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>>52101015
SwimmingEagle lives in CST
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>>52101028
Oh yum! Thank you DM!
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>>52101038
I don't see what else we could be
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>>52101038
>>52101048

I'll be using some of these for Starfinder, I think.
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>>52100995
>>52101005
>moved up to friday

Damn son
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>>52101037
>>52101038
Hey guys, am I late?
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>>52101031
That's Dhampir Bookworm Shizuka who's Ameiko's adorkable little sister.
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>>52101063


>Shizuka Kaijitsu mentioned
i am crying tears.
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>>52101037
>>52101063
No I mean, why is she AKA why am I on that list?
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>>52101088
i guess they like you
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>>52101084
Could always have it as headcanon that she's somewhere in the background like the shut-in nerd she is.
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>>52101084
>>52101063

Shizuka is a sweetheart and I want to snuggle her!
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>>52101093
I have no clue why RORY is on that list either. He's just a shitty memedog
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>>52101088
I imagine it's mostly just because she's so closely associated with Onryou-waifuposting
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>>52101102
He's a shitty memedog that wants to be loved. And I think, deep down, we all want someone to love.
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>>52101088

She seemed like a nice, interesting character. And it's so rare to find someone willing to throw the book at them when they have to.
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>>52101115

I love you.
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>>52101041
What fresh hell is this? Why doesn't everyone use real time (eastern)?
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>>52101115
This is true. He does like being loved. It's one of his three goals: living in luxury, mastering his shapeshifting powers, and falling in love- and being loved- by a beautiful woman who understands him as he is.

his many years as a sailor, and his many trysts with barmaids, have gotten him to start searching for actual, /true/ love
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>>52101137
>real time (eastern)?
>not using UTC
>not using sidereal time
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>>52101145
But what if the beautiful woman that falls in love with him is actually a kitsune shota in a dress?
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>>52101146
You damn well know that everybody that actually matters lives in eastern time. Don't tell me, you're one of those pacific cucks who has to cling to UTC because he can't take pride in the fact that he lives in the retarded cousin of the north american time zones, right?
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>>52101164
REMOVE
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>>52101164
He can manage. Tell me, does this kitsune know that "A little pain now can mean a lot of pleasure later?"
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>tfw i am mountain time

please stop bully
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>>52101165
>everybody that actually matters lives in eastern time
>implying it's not CT
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Fuck this shit, I'm going to bed.
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>>52101198

Good night! Pleasant dreams!
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>>52101198
Goodnight sensei.

Thread, bow to your sensei.
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What the fuck is even going on in this thread
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>>52101198
Good night sweet prince.
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What's a good stand-in drug for cocaine in Golarion? May as well work on coke fiend monk while waiting on Dragons apps
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>>52101212
Magic, anon.
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>>52101188

Not to worry, you're far from the only one.
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How do I Australia in Golarion?
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>>52101224
Scour will work
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>>52101188
>TFW literally everybody I talk to from other time zones thinks I live in Rocky Mountain Time
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>>52101239
Get enough Acrobatics to walk around on your hands constantly.
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>>52101238

>Fennec fox anon is in Mountain time

What did he meme by this?
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>>52101256
Foxes are known for living in/near mountains?
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>>52101252

That's just called being Saboten, anon.
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>>52101245
>wisdom penalty
>playing monk

Well, drugs do destroy lives
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>>52101262

Most of the desert states are in Mountain Time.

Fennec foxes are desert foxes.
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>>52101239
Former penal colony Australia or everything wants to kill you Australia?
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>>52101262
in all sorts of places rather. They also like hunting by the side of the road near forests, as there's a lot of tasty birds and rats that like to go for the roadkill.
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>>52101084
>tfw my character will never be drawn in a group photo like this.
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>>52101266
I thought she's more about being on her knees
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>>52101278
yes

>>52101275
I literally need the drugs I take to live. Some drugs are very critical to not dying.
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>>52101283
Mine was.

Shortly after, the monk in the photo got rekt by a scimitar-wielding druid, resurrected by unholy-plant-people magic, then rekt by a giant crocodile.
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>>52101298
Anon pls, that's obviously not what I'm talking about
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>>52101298
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I wonder if the Crimson Throne greentexts will be fun
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i just want to be disappointed already
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>reviews once again cut short

I can't be mad, merely sad.
Oh wait, avowed gutting means I can't even be that.
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i am too drunk to review

tomorrow

i swear on me mum
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Well then... that's a pretty big change in Hell's Vengeance's roster.
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>>52101334
>I can't be mad, merely sad.
>Oh wait, avowed gutting means I can't even be that.
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
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>>52101341
It's fine. I'm too drunk to take your criticism anyhow.
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Let's not let Eagle's shitposting get in the way of some good reviews!

Raine Shimara
>Pretty comfy childhood. Parents own a store.
>Raine gets plenty of time to read, explore scholarly pursuits.
>Wants to travel!
>Starts asking about the Demesne, after hearing it mentioned in passing.
>This becomes his obsession
>Offered a trade by Order of the Eastern Star, information for his assistance.
>Met resident of Demense, followed her home.

Pretty standard adventuring sword dude. His morals are mostly non-existent, except when they are. He's blunt. And he fights to improve, but with no real interest in being the very best.

Good:

No real strong thoughts/feelings ensures he's unlikely to ever have a personality conflict with another PC.

The mixture of Lore Warden, Brawler and Initiation is an inspired choice. Lore Warden allows him to contribute outside of combat more than other DPS/Tanks I've talked about, and Brawler lets him take full advantage of unpredictable circumstances.

Bad:

Boring. So, very, very boring. I apologize for the bluntness and lack of constructive feedback here, but... Raine just seems utterly generic.

Maybe I'm just dumb and missing something obvious about him, but he has no real reason to be doing anything, besides boredom (I guess?), but he's also not written as an adrenaline-junkie-always-needs-excitement type, so the boredom angle doesn't work.

That's really my biggest gripe with the character. He desperately needs to *be* a character. Give him some flaws, some foibles, some minor hobbies. But, most importantly, give him a motivation to do the things he does.

Also, why did I have to go up to the bullet points to learn that the name of the Order that recruited him? That whole segment needs to be greatly expounded upon.
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>>52101361

>Appeal 1/5, as written I have zero reason to want to know more about this character.
>Backstory 2/5, short, doesn't explain why he's doing the things he's doing. The bit with the Order could be potentially interesting, but is currently just blah.
>Compatibility 4/5, he's flexible as hell and (as written) is going to blend into the woodwork. Most groups can use him.
>Dragonality 1/5, like Rory he's not a dragon, and has no real reason to care about the Demesne. Maybe his relationship with Ivelia fleshes that out some more, I dunno and had no real desire to check.

Brutal Slayer Count: 3

Next up will be Ephraim!
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>>52101350
jesus christ how horrifying.
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>>52101376
give salacia a swing bruhbruh
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>>52101333
Your mum certainly is.

>Captcha is a sign that reads "despacio"
>I only know what that means because of Dora
>only90skidswillknowthisfeel.mp3
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>>52101398
yeah.
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>>52101361
>>52101376
Do Cancer Elf, I'm not looking for you to insult it, I just want a good analysis.
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>>52101384
I'm not hip to the meme games, gotta tell me what campaign its from.
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>>52101422
hells vengeance, existing character sheets
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>>52101376
Give Mikhael from Hell's Vengeance a good dissecting?
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How do you save your character builds/ideas?

I'm looking for something simple (will start from first level in most cases, so am not interested in mathing out all of the purchases at each/a given level, but would like a place to put purchases that would be a good idea).
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>>52101443
I make sheets
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>>52101443
Notepad?
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What can I expect from Emerald Spire? Will be playing it from level 1 onward.

Is it a total meat-grind with little rp, story, or characterization?
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>Building a Hell's Vengeance Application
>Scared of Anons talking shit about it
I'm so lame ;-;
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>>52101472
Unless you meme your app no one's going to notice it.
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>>52101467

Ah, the god damn simplicity of notepad.

Fuckin' trying to figure out what my excel spreadsheet should look like when I could drop it all in a fucking .txt. I might do that if nothing else strikes my fancy,

>>52101463
Could you share a pic/template of how you organize it?
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Should half of the population have Syphilis? Can magic cure diseases like this one?
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>>52101488
i just make sheets dude. I make entire char sheets

because i have autism.
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>>52101472
>same feeling
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>>52101495
Yes.
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>>52101472
>>52101502
just do it you'll b fine

its just some jackasses opinions
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>>52101495

Some are resistent to magic.
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>>52101532
>Some are resistent to magic.
Well thankfully we got some 7.62 Cure All right here.
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this waiting x.x
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Redpill me on Bastardhall. It seems cool.
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>>52101583
>>>/pol/
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So I've been playing a fair amount of Ghost Recon Wildlands recently, and have wondered about running a 'black ops' campaign Kingslayer-fiasco in pathfinderverse.

What would be an interesting way to run black ops in a medieval fantasy setting?
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>Syphilis is the Elven name of the disease.

Does it mean that most elves are ridden with syphilis?
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>>52101595
force everyone to gestalt a stealth class of your choice
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>>52101583
It's literally Castlevania.
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>>52101600
It's actually a problem with translation from Elven to Common.

It's actually Sylphilis. The elves just think the disease comes from filthy planetouched
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>>52101617
Seriously, look at it and tell me you aren't hearing Vampire Killer.
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>>52101617
Go on?
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>>52101587
>>>/reddit/
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Emphraim Noe
>Be a cat.
>Wander into a dragon's horde.
>Suddenly catboy

A housecat turned punchboi tiefling, with a massive ego and hair-trigger temper. I uh... I was not expecting to like this app as much as I do.

Good:

This is a minimalist app done right. The backstory tells us everything we need to know, but doesn't get bogged down in tedious details His parents don't matter because he's a cat! Neither do childhood, homelife, education, or a million other things!

Despite the minimal development he gets, Nikator is sufficiently believable and unique as a character.

It doesn't take itself seriously. A tiny bit of levity goes a long way towards making an app more memorable, especially when someone's reading 10+ of these things in a row. Most apps have humor, but ultimately damage the main concept, whereas this one cleverly exploits a well-known draconic trope to create the humor.

Completely subjective, but the idea of a hissing and spitting fist-fighter, with the self-assurance and ego of a lazy cat makes me giggle.

The combination of Warlord and UC Rogue means he has multiple ways to contribute to the party, both in and out of combat.

Bad:

There are some important questions about the character that haven't been answered. What does *he* think about being part of a dragon's horde? How do others feel about him? Other than going outside, what does he really want from life? Does he like being human-ish, or does he want to do back to being a cat?

Plenty of things that could help us get into the mindset of the character more easily are missing.

Fetish bait.
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>>52101678
>Appeal 4/5, a tiny ball of impotent rage and independence. I like it, and it's not even my fetish.
>Backstory 4/5, short, sweet, to the point. Uses our preconceived notions about races to gloss over potentially long-winded explanations.
>Compatibility 3/5, can fit into most parties (although the over-saturation of punchgirls, punchguys, and punchgirl(male)s, hurts a bit). Personality may cause some strife, but unlikely to be campaign ending.
>Dragonality 4/5, as dragon-y as you can get without actually being a dragon-related class.

Brutal Stalker Counter: 3
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>>52101690
do Rinka :^)
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>>52101678
>>52101690
Shame he posted after the deadline. There's always next time?
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>>52101702

Now, now, you've had your turn. Don't be greedy.
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>>52101719
hence the :^)

in reality i'd like to see his take on DHB's HV app
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>>52101711
But he didn't tho.

Apps closed at 7:32 PM CST, catboy was posted at 4:47 PM CST.
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>>52101726
>in reality i'd like to see his take on DHB's HV app
Same, but he won't touch it with a 10 foot pole.
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WEll it just ticked over onto 3/10/2017 soooo....
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>>52101734
I never said that.

I just said I wasn't going to slag it off. I'm currently doing some shorter apps while trying to figure out how to compose my thoughts.
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>>52101678
>>52101690
>Those scores
>that overall positive tone
>I came here expecting to get ripped apart due to making an app entirely based off of a single shitpost
>instead I feel kinda good about it and can kinda see ways to improve it

I don't really know how to feel about this, to be honest.
>Fetishbait
I somehow, despite knowing full well I was making a goddamn catboy, did not realize this. This goes double because he's only like, 4'7".


>>52101711
M8, this was posted and then the deadline was immediately announced, if anything, the memeposts that the app caused were probably what helped hasten the deadline.
Oops?

>>52101739
OH SHIT NIGGA HERE IT COMES.
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>>52101739
N-NO!
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>>52101739
this better not be a bamboozle.
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>>52101690
>as dragon-y as you can get without actually being a dragon-related class

isn't he a Rakshasha-spawn that turns into a cat?
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>>52101739

OUR FIRST ROSTER PICK IS....

Calsicahedrix
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>>52101757
i swear if this is bamboozling
>>
So I seem to have a problem with my gaming group and just want to rant. We are playing in a no-equipment "survival" setting and I'm playing a fighter. Because I know we would start with 0 starting wealth, I took the crane style feat chain to survive the early levels. This gets me to 23 AC (19 AC after an almost hit) w/o armor at level 4.

After a couple of months, the other players are complaining that I'm OP because few things can hit me. Am I in the wrong for playing a turtle? I don't even deal that much damage in the first place.

The thing that irks me the most that the DM thinks I am metagaming because I brought character that doesn't need that much equipment. He wants us to be gimped because we are out of our element, despite the fact that another player is playing a druid with homebrew casting rule that replaces preparation with mana limit and skill checks, which is pretty much all day casting
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>>52101747
>I don't really know how to feel about this, to be honest.

Sane here friend. I saw the image, and was all set to hate the character.
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>tfw was just about to ask for Brejik's new app to be reviewed, but Eagle's already here.
It's do or die time now.
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>>52101765
Protips.

It's not.
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>>52101765
Can confirm it's legit, I'm in the discord with eagle right now
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>>52101757

OUR SECOND ROSTER PICK IS...

RINKA!!
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>>52101767
>NO EQUIPMENT SURVIVAL SETTING

You know I never thought it'd see a dumber idea than low magic pathfinder but here we are.
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>>52101781
omgomgomgomg :3
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>>52101780
I ain't buying it
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>>52101767

Sounds like they're just grousing. If they feel like you're cheapening the experience by not taking every hit in the dick like a chump, then that's their fucking problem.
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>>52101771
To be perfectly honest, I was just being lazy as fuck. It was the first one I could find that looked REMOTELY reasonable. Trying to find "male catdude" images is a fucking nightmare.
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>>52101781

OUR NEXT ROSTER PICK IS....

Didney Pr- I mean Liozis
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>>52101767

Wouldn't a caster like a sorcerer be able to perform quite well under those circumstances as well? They get eschew materials at first level and don't need a spell book.

Rogues could do well too, if they take unarmed strike and twf.

I think you probably just did a better job creating your character than they did.

The unchained magic item stuff might appeal to your party too (don't have to buy a fucking cloak of resistance because you get that bonus at a specific level).
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>>52101805
Who is totally an absolute MIDGET of a dragon princess, by the way!
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>>52101780
whats the discord link anyways
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>>52101752
He's a cat that can turn into a humanoid, but yea. I think the sticking point is the fact that he has a relation to dragons /at all/.
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>>52101805

THE NEXT ROSTER PICK IS RORY
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>>52101805
>SwimmingEagle chooses PARTYDwarf
>/pfg/ descends into a shitposting chasm so deep it never recovers
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>>52101752
He was awakened by a dragon, and is currently part of a dragon's horde.
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>>52101805
Not getting excited until the list is actually posted on the page... Not gonna be let down by a bamboozle...
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>>52101826
I can't tell if this is a bamboozle or not but holy fuck my sides. Inb4 it's both.
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>>52101843
i don't know if i'm being bamboozled or not but i'm enjoying the ride
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>>52101826

THE NEXT ROSTER PICK IS ALSO RORY!
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>>52101843
Let's be honest, /pfg/ is so easy to bamboozle, it'd be hard to NOT be one.
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>>52101826
Yeeeeaahh this is weak bait
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>>52101851
>>52101847
>>52101854
Fuck I'm glad I stayed up for this. For once /pfg/ delivers.
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>>52101843
i legitimately don't know if this is a bamboozle or not anymore.
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>>52101851

AND THE LAST SPOT ON THE ROSTER IS....
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>>52101876
Bring down the axe, SE.
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>>52101882
the axe of IT WAS A BAMBOOZLE ALL ALONG
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So personally I don't particularly like Gestalt from a GMing perspective, but do like poaching a few class features from other classes.

What I have tried doing twice now is instead of Gestalt is giving players a free VMC. It's not nearly as strong as Gestalt but helps people be more diverse. Basically I think Gestalt is a bit much for how versatile it makes PCs but free VMC hits a sweet spot for me.

I've done this twice now and a few people have raised concerns about certain VMCs being extremely bad. In particular Gunslinger and Monk. I switched them up a bit to make them less garbage.

I also had one player asked for a Bloodrager VMC, which I made.

Now here is what I am thinking. Would people be interesting in some redone VMC? Buffing the really bad ones and making VMCs for all the hybrid and alternate classes?

Which VMCs do you think need buffing the most?
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>>52101876
WHO IS IT, EAGLE. SCREAM HIS NAME, WITH A MIGHTY CRY ANNOUNCE HIS FATE.
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>>52101876
in b4 le epic greg troll post XD
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>>52101876

AURORA!!


TOGETHER THEY FORM TEAM ROAR!!

https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/4750373/final-roster/?pageforid=4750373#post-4750373
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>>52101892
his name is Doug you fucking philistine
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>>52101904
Well...shit.
>>
Congrats to all who got in!
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>>52101904
>https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/4750373/final-roster/?pageforid=4750373#post-4750373
holy fuck its not a bamboozle
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>>52101907
>the post was real

i've fucked up beyond belief. i voluntarily excommunicate myself.
>>
Well! Congratulations to all who made it in, and best wishes to those who didn't.
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>>52101904
Who made the backup list, BTW?
>>
Whelp, time to move Brejik's sheet into my graveyard folder.
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>>52101904
>I'm in
Holy SHIT
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>>52101904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuFVQk_CCs
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>>52101904
I'll be looking forward to the logs.
Hm, wonder if Ulfric getting memed actually hurt my chances?
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>>52101904
Fuckin' aces, what a team. A little curious about your list of "honorable mentions", but all in due time. Hopefully after my sides come down from orbit.

>>52101941
CONGLATURATIONS
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>>52101904
http://usamin.love/card/dark_dragoon_forte/e_death.wav
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>>52101757
>female
>>52101781
>female
>>52101805
>female
>>52101826
>Might as well be female
>>52101851
>can turn into a female
>>52101904
>female

Hmmmmm. I'm sensing a trend...
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>>52100959
That rating scale needs needs 1 more level.
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4/6 of the successful apps have theme songs, the only app with a themesong that failed was Ulfric

Almost all of the party are girls or might as well be girls.
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>>52101935
>when you delete more characters than you'll ever play

i know this feel
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>>52101965
Didn't we hear about how Eagle was looking for more men this time around?
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>>52101965
Is the trend that pfg is really bad at making good male characters?
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>>52101757
>now I actually have to try and convincingly roleplay a sultry singer that's also a fucking dragon with 6 complete strangers

Ha ha... easy, right...?
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>>52101965
>>52101975
>it's a Harem End episode

I can't wait to see Dog!Rory's player flip his shit when he finds out.
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>>52101987
Is there anyone who make consistently good/interesting male characters?
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>>52101983
I don't delete my sheets. I keep them.
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>>52101987
I'll give you a hint, that's not just a /pfg/ trend.
>>
Backup Pool + Honorable Mentions
Brejik, Mercedes, Irving, Kardi, Tamrir, Ulfric, Errakus and Forte
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>>52101984
Nah, that was a pfg meme that sprung up as a joke.
Thinking about a "what if one team met the other" Kinda deal.
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>>52101990
Hey, I've gotta be an genki astronomer disney princess that's also a fucking dragon. We all have our hurdles ahead of us.

Fun hurdles.
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>>52101809
Yeah, spellcaster is really strong in this game. The druid can cast Call Lightning Storm with a Knowledge and Spellcraft 15 DC checks (because homebrew) but the fighter needs a banhammer because he can take hits. If the DM wasn't solid with his story, I would have left long ago.
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>>52102001
I've made 3, one got into RotJR, and the other two were backups.
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>>52102005
Oh, cool, he's on there. Lemme know if you need Ulfric to tag in.
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>>52102014
>>52101990
>tfw I just have to be a rat and let my inner Chuuni run wild
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>>52101987
To be fair some of the later apps didn't have much of a chance to finish, considering the application process had an entire week chopped off it.

Also, it's SwimmingEagle, what did you honestly expect?

>>52102001
I only make dudes, but I have no idea if they're actually good. It also doesn't help that none of them are actually "people".
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>>52102005
>top of the honourable mention/back up list
Nice.
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>The villian wants to kill everyone so he can turn it the planet into his own personal harem.
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>>52102005
Damn...
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>>52102047
>wanting a rat in your harem

sick

twisted
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>>52102056
>Not wanting a TURBO CUTIE in your harem

Sasuga, anon-bozu...
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>>52102005
Cutting things a week early without warning was a real dick move. Fuck you.
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>>52102047

Wait, if he kills everyone, who will he have in his harem?

Or do you mean he intends to add the planet itself to his harem?
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>>52102068
http://usamin.love/card/dark_dragoon_forte/j_death.wav
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>>52102005
>Not on this list either
Oh well, was worth trying.
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>>52102078
Why would you have waited to apply if you actually wanted in?
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>>52102078
if he had the group he wanted, no reason to string people along
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Lets put it this way, If i had waited. I would have simply disappointed more people.
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>>52102097
Dick move for everyone who put work into their submissions just to have the piss taken.
>>52102092
Was polishing things up, trying to make it the best it could be
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>>52102119
Because you magically knew that no better applications would show up in a week?
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>>52102134

yes
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>>52102119
That's fair.
I was hoping more time would pass so my character could have been reviewed.

Not afraid to admit I'm bad at making backgrounds.
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>>52102128
>just to have the piss taken

If he had already decided on the group he wanted, what use would it be keeping apps open

Dude, when you app to games with a lot of people, you're more than likely gonna get rejected, use the lessons you learned for the next app you do, heck, save the character if you really like them and see if you can get them to work in another game.
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>>52102119
At the very least, I now know I need more meat in my character backgrounds.
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>>52102119
Honestly, all things considered, this was fun as fuck. Maybe it's just because I know I won't be starved for a game and there's likely to be more around the corner, but I can't really feel too mad. Gave me a writing prompt and a barrel of laughs. Hell, if it wasn't for the fact that it'd be a total waste of time I'd want to further discuss ReviewAnon's looks at some apps, because I want to figure out some of my own style.

>tfw one of his complaints was something I had almost canned my whole app over, before deciding "fuck it, better to do and fail than not do at all".
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>>52102154
its a learning experience.
>>
Should I roll to see if players catch nasty diseases every time they do something like doing quests in the sewers?
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>>52102169
Depends, did they get bitten by anything? Did they walk around in sewage without protection?
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>>52101480
Even the memes are looking like nothing in light of DHB's power.
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Hm, I'm likely to get rejected from HV, and things have started to calm down a bit, so maybe I'll think about reopening pseudo-Al-Qadim game.

But if I do, no, 2hu, broken blade is not on the menu, and neither are custom weapons.
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>>52102160
thats how i feel about it. Its hard to get mad at char apps on /pfg/ for me because its just a challenge, games crop up shockingly often, and i'm glad that we have more /pfg/ games than we did a few months ago because its just.. Better
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>>52102169
Not Every time, but usually the initial time I'd they have exposed skin/no air protection, and when they do something Stupid (like eat the bile, snort the moss growing inside, etc.)
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>>52102169

Yes.
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>>52102191
Apparently the players don't like him, so you got a good chance of getting in.
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>>52102191
I don't think DHB has gotten into a game yet, despite people constantly shitting themselves over how good his apps are.
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>>52102232
He's gotten into one, the GM greentexted about it. Got accepted to another and had to cancel because his schedule didn't fit. I think most of the others he applied to were bamboozles besides RotJR and Dragons 2.
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>>52102194
My only regret is not dropping my app in earlier, because now I'm all hype to figure out the kinks in it, even if it's futile, but there probably won't be a point. Ah well, it'll teach me to work faster next time.
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>>52102232
At least one anon is running a game that has DHB in it.
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>>52102256
Oh and WotR. He doesn't seem to have a great track record with overtly lewd games.
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>>52102290
Maybe because he's said on the record that he doesn't like lewd.
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>>52102194
I've never made an app to get in. I make apps because it's fun thinking of what I could make to fit in a game's set up.
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>>52102294
thats the way to think about it, just make something that YOU like
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>>52102160
>>52102194
It feels to me like new game season is on its way out

I'm really not sure what will happen after Hell's Vengeance reboot chooses
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>>52102293
But he makes such high lewd potential characters. I think he's simply repressed.
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>>52102325
i'm sure someone will make another new campaign soon enough.
>>
Is there any way to make the caravan rules not suck? I'm running the Hungry Storm soon, and just the sheer distance you gotta cover with all the shitty events is looking quite extra shitty.

I was thinking a combination of allowing the players to dismount the caravan to take on encounters by foot, or just compressing travel days together in groups of 2/3 days. Any suggestions?
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>>52102339
Don't use them.
Just run any caravan encounter as a normal encounter where the monsters might do damage to the wagons/other travelers.
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RIP Dierdre, too good for this cruel world.
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>>52102358
too much of a cinnamon bun
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>>52102329
It might not be a popular meme game, though.

Pendragon got really few memes because of a combination of three reasons:
No gestalt
No lewds
Original setting (people want to meme about golarion and familiar territory)
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>>52102375
so?
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Welp time to wait for the SoM playtest to come out so I can make a character for Generic Pathfinder Adventure.
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>>52102375
On the subject of that third one, what do people here think of ripping out a bit of Golarion and replacing it?

Because Legacy of Fire is something I'd want to run someday, but I'd rather use a heavily compressed Al-Qadim than Katapesh.
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>>52102391
If it's not a meme game then we won't get memes in the thread or people reviewing apps.

Which may be a good or bad thing depending on what you want
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>>52102421
i mean anon, if you want a sheet reviewed, i'm sure you could post it in the thread and ask for one
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>>52102348
That was what I was originally doing, but it just didn't have the same feeling of an odyssey. I know combat blows for the most part so hence the option to run a caravan encounter as a normal encounter.

Fuck Pazio, why do they have to ruin such a great AP with this shit?
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>>52102358
>three current party members
>Yuria
>Fleur
>Talathel
>only option for dick is the omniscidal nihilist
How good of a harem protagonist would Falafel make?
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>>52102442
poor.
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Isn't there an Eberron E8 game recruiting?
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>>52102442
Terribly.
But, the way those claiming to be the "judges" of who gets picked have been acting leads me to conclude that he's going to be one of like two guys they'll actually end up choosing.
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>>52102435

It's just one of those things; they feel like they need to set apart certain books with their own mechanic(s), regardless of how poor or unnecessary they turn out to be.
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>>52102434
It's not the same
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>>52102463
He's probably not getting picked, at least one of the players doesn't like the character.
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>>52102499
I guess we're about to find out if beggars can be choosers.
Really though, if BIG BEEFCAKE PERFECT MAN is so desperately needed, why can't the GM just drum up a DMPC for them?
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You're all being way autistic about this
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>>52102442
>only option for dick is the omniscidal nihilist
aside from Lyra
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>>52102516
If I could submit two character applications, I'd make one. I'd rather not scrap one submission for another.
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>>52102544
Not even trolling, I actually don't know what you meant by this.
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>>52102516
>player says they want a strong man
>player says they want a high charisma charming chelish noble
>player says they want a big guy in armor
>check Falafel's sheet
>14 Str
>18 Cha
>Trait: Charming
>Campaign Trait: Chelish Noble
>6'9"
>Armor: Fullplate

Hmm.

He's even got a horse.
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>>52102463
Apparently the DM dislikes him. Shame though, I'd love to take him if I had him.
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>>52102551
I'm just going to stick to my guns, and I think everyone should. If they don't get exactly what they want, tough shit--I didn't get into other games with the perfect group, and some I really wanted to, I didn't get in at all.

This game's going to fold up again, calling it now.
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>>52102575
>this game's going to fold up

I hope not -.-
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>>52102569
>Apparently the DM dislikes him.
Weird, I wonder why. Also it's kind of shitty to just pop into the thread and say "I don't like character", but give no reasoning, especially as the GM.

The whole demanding certain archetypes and what not is pretty fucking shitty.
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>>52102575
I hope it doesn't go belly up. Real talk...my chances are rather slim anyway.
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>>52102598
If the GM has a preference for that stuff I'd rather they be transparent about it than keep it secret but still follow that preference.

And there's nothing wrong with a GM not choosing a character they don't like for personal or subjective reasons.
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>>52102631
No, that's fine. I'm saying coming into the thread and saying "I'm gonna need you guys to make a futa" makes you a shit head. As people have said before it seems like the lot of them are trying to pick apps with their dicks rather than their heads. It bit them in the ass last time and it's probably gonna do it again.

Demanding certain archetypes means you're just gonna get people trying to pander when they don't really want to play those characters.
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>>52102654
except nobody was really interested in those characters for their dicks.
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What would be the Char of Geralt of River from the Witcher? Is he an example of a low Char character (rarely showing emotoon) that nevertheless has skills/feats/traits to compensate?
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>>52102662
Then why the fuck ask for a futa?
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>>52102663
CHAR?
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>>52102654
I'd wager that if five people apply for a certain archetype to pander for it, the best apps will be the ones made by players who are actually passionate about the concept.
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>>52102669
i have a theory that the GM just doesn't want a clambake of a party.
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>>52102358
s-she can come back if you want i just wanted to try a new character. ;w;
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>>52102673
CHAR
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>>52102677
then you could always just choose male characters
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>>52102669
The same reason people ask for specific classes. Sometimes you don't want three bloodragers in the party and no healers. In this case it's more aesthetic than mechanical, but having a diverse party keeps things fresh
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>>52102669
argentum didnt write that post
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>>52102692
That might have been a bamboozle anyways
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>>52102677
Then why be so picky about NOOO NOT ANIME? Tracking down pictures takes a lot longer than it should just to impress one GM and his butt-buddies, so they don't have much of a leg to stand on when they start grousing about otherwise-respectable characters being "slender fuccbois".
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>>52102711
?????
How do you even know thats the GM

this is dumb, you're all dumb
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>>52102699
>>52102705
See this is the thing. Most of this shit is false flagging. If the GM actually wanted to come into the thread and say "I want these kind of characters" or "I like/dislike these characters" then they'd put on a trip like a sane person.

IT'S ALL SPOOKS
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>>52102711
I don't think they're really all that butthurt about anime, considering what they've got accepted already.

Fuck, I'd play the shit out of Chelish M.D. Geist, but I'd really rather play a caster this time.
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>>52102711
I tried not to make a slender fuccboi, but you can only do so much with a rapier-wielding dhampir.
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>>52102728
SPOOKS N GOOKS
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>>52102711
argentum runs pendragon

which is literally the most weeaboo shitfest of a game

what are you talking about bro
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>>52102711
>Argentum
>butthurt about anime

Hold up

There's a character thats already accepted that has a super fucking weeb ass samurai sword that they gave an actual NIPPON STORNG name

I don't think Argentum gives a shit about weebery.
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>>52102735
>>52102711
Who aren't slender fuccbois?
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>>52102746
Brutal Slayers only :^)
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>The GM has a thing for mentioning spoons, characters with spoons, and scenes involving spoons.

Does it have any meaning? Could it be a recurring motiff?
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Honestly the one thing that shocks me about the HV apps is that how the fuck has nobody applied with a smashlord CE barbarian.
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>>52102755
>>52102746
Posted last thread: >>52096136

I think 14 Str is the cut off for now being a slender fuccboi.
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>>52102764
tyran was that

rip
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>>52102738
I think he's been fooled by false flagging. None of those in the game dislike "slender animu fuccbois".

It's all anons who applied trying to downplay other peoples' applications and make them look bad. It's happened all the way back to RotJR, some asshole says that "everyone else" is making a "slender animu fuccboi".

>>52102764
To be fair, combat seems to be something the group as it stands has covered pretty damn well. They also have a face and a healer, so anything else is just gravy.
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>>52102459
Sort of: https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/71015/a-generic-pathfinder-adventure-title

More like Bizarro Golarion advanced to Eberron levels. I think.
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>>52102770
its like /fit/ but applied to strength builds

WOW YOU'RE NOT A REAL STRENGTH BUILD UNLESS YOU HAVE A 20 IN STRENGTH AT LEVEL 1 WITH RACIALS OTHERWISE YOU'RE JUST A
SLENDER
FUCCBOI
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>>52102119
I told you bro
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>>52102784
Well I think you should have more than a +1 mod before being considered a "strength build"
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>>52102792
Good thing I wasn't going for a strength build in the first place?
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I got a question, does anybody have tips on surviving as a Bard when your boosted inspire courage inevitably draws aggro everywhere?

Being light armor users, your AC can only go so high and theres only so much you can do before everyone tries to gun for you no matter your formation
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>>52102559
>Falafel fits all of the party's criteria
>they hate him
Is this a sign to others that try and pander?
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>>52102792
i know but a character with over 10 str is above average, ya know?

>>52102808
>nobody can prove anything
>its just bamboozles all the way down
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>>52102788

hahaha
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>>52102805
Cast invisibility.
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>>52102845
Only works with audible performances, mind you, so dancing is out of the question except tapdancing
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>didn't update my sheet because I was being reviewanon
>late night at work
>day off, finally going to apply eagle's edits
>selection happens

I think I'm actually going to kill myself.
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>>52102879
RIP, at least you've earned the love of the people by performing a needed service among the submissions listed. Take heart in knowing that people like you for that too.
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>>52102879
Join us in despair senpai.
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>>52102879
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>>52102879
need a hug?
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>>52102879
>review anon was to busy reviewing to finish his own app.

Irony at its finest.
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>>52102879
*hugs*

I know the pain friend, it's going to be okay.
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>>52102930
If you have the time, would you kindly review Mikhael from Hell's Vengeance?

I won't hold it against you if you don't, senpai.
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>>52102879
Comforting hugs here, ReviewAnon. I'm eternally grateful for the critique you gave to me.
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>>52102879
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>>52102947
I've got DHB, Salacia, and Cancer Elf to get through first, but I'll put it on the list
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>>52102991
Thanks, senpai.
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>>52102991
dhb and cancer elf are one and the same
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>>52102991
DHB IS Cancer Elf.

DHB, Thalathel, Falafel, Cancer Elf, IT'S ALL THE SAME
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