Pathfinder General /pfg/

>>52097310
Hey, OP.
Thank you. It means a lot.

>A LITERAL cat is posted to Dragon 2
>Rinka is a ratfolk chuuni
>Rory pretends to be a wolf

So a cat, a rat, and a dog all walk into a dragon's den, looking for jobs

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Try and stat her, if you can.

>>52097382
and then they all become companions with a disney style princess to find adventure in the great wide somewhere

>>52097310
Feat tax is a requirement for me now. Anything else I can do without, but I generally prefer high power games and subscribe to the school of thought that Pathfinder is irrecoverably broken and the best way to enjoy it is to embrace that instead of trying to fix it.

>>52097310
Honestly my ideal is miles from anything in PF. Magic items should be incredibly, impossibly rare. Point buy can be high or low, depends on what sort of feel the campaign is going for. Feat taxes are idiotic and should absolutely get axed. Level in PF I'd keep below 8 in terms of numbers, but allow players to unlock class features of higher levels. Class features, not spells.

>>52097422
With or without the drake? Because I'm not gonna lie doing it with the drake might prove difficult.

>>52097427
And between them, there's potentially a three-way love triangle developing. Upon its climax, Rinka realizes she loves both of them, and they embrace. Cut to credits.

>>52097422
Class: Worst Girl 1 / Seriously a Shit 1
Stats: All 1s
Skills: Literally nothing

Weigh in friends, were the futa demanding and fetish demanding from last thread the actual applicants or merely false flagging? You decide. No official word has been put out, and even if they did there is no way to be sure or not if they were lying.

Truly a conundrum.

>>52097310
>>52097458
Just to be clear, when I was making the OP I meant "feat taxes" as "free Power Attack etc."

>>52097370
No problem!

>>52097513
It's better to veer towards the side of caution and assume it's just funposters funposting.

>>52096716
>mfw a reviewanon once said he was going to review my character next
>he changed his mind and stopped review ANY characters the next day

Which one was yours anon?

What is the sexiest ethnicity in Golarion?

>>52097516
Feat tax: you must take this feat to be good at your role or to get to a different feat that actually does something. These should be removed by giving the effects out for free or rolling a bunch of them into something worth spending a feat on.

>>52097465
Without, I guess. The drake rider archetype is awful, since she can't actually fly before level 11. Is there a way to obtain a wyvern as a mount?

>>52097513
Dunno, I was going to play a futa anyway, though. My job isn't done until I fuck every slut in that group.

>>52097507

Camilla is a sweetheart and only wants to have a billion kids with her one true love!

Yuria here.

I am not a fan of futa. Pls delet.

>>52097584
>My job isn't done until I fuck every slut in that group.
B-but anon, they're all pure maidens, pure as the driven snow!

>>52097513
I'm going to choose to believe the anon who claimed that the only DM post made was the one about disliking cancer elf.

I'm sure a lot of the posts were shitposting but I'm pretty sure it's true that at least one of the players is wanting a muscleman cheliax noble to husbando.

>>52097382
>a cat.
>near a rat

pls no rat is not food

>>52097601
Yuria confirmed for futa got it.

>>52097573
Garundi

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>>52097601
You are already a futa.

>>52097608
Are any of the applicants nobility?

>>52097609
THE BULLY CONTINUES

>>52097609
>A cat
>Near a Rat
>Wearing a hat
>The ass was fat
>Rory will be there to protect her!

>>52097601
If you don't start with a penis I'm sure there'll be a way to put one on you.

>>52097577
I know that that means. It was just me not double-checking.

>>52097652
or in you

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What the fuck do Aeons even do? They feel like they'd smack icecream out of a child's hand and then imprison it's soul for crying, because the universe demands it.

>>52097601
Disregard this, I suck cocks.

But only if they're futa cocks.

>>52097652
>Sherecaster optimized to put dicks on chicks

>>52097627

WHAT KIND OF GARUNDI

>>52097573
It's a tie between Vudrans, Varisians, and Ulfen.

Fuck it, posted the assassin girl anyways

https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/4740891/applications-round-2/?pageforid=4749166#post-4749166

>>52097310
>high levels
3-4 is a good starting point.
>gestalt
Good for small groups and groups where you can trust everyone not to abuse it. Not good for anything that runs on /pfg/.
>30+ point buy
25 is the sweet spot, I think, but it's really not like higher point buys hurt game balance that much (you can still only cap at 18).
>Feat Taxes
Good. Things that help martials are good, generally.
>Crafting
Certainly not pre-game but I like to do mini-quests to have people gather items for particularly significant crafting, so it's allowed in my games.

>>52097699
Yay!

>>52097670
Oh and why don't you like him mr? Share with the class.

>>52096967
>>52097369
After some deliberation 2hu decided not to run this playtest after all. Jolly himself said this would not be really the kind of data he is looking for. Sorry for the inconvenience.

>>52097639
Lucius is minor Cheliax nobility, and I guess a muscleman? I have a bit of trouble following his app.

Talathel is elven Cheliax nobility... for some reason.

Mikhael is deposed Ustalavian nobility.

>>52097479
>three way love triangle
No love for the princess?

>>52097688
A nice Katapeshi qt with a thick booty

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>>52097609

Just so long as you know your place.

Nerd.

>>52097726

I want to apply with a nobleman! A nobleman with GUNS!

>>52097701
>crafting
How do you feel about mundane/alchemical items and not full blown magic ones?

>>52097705
Not the DM but I assume he doesn't want to get too involved in discussions, given the shit the false flags or his players riled up when they gave their thoughts on things.

I really liked the WotR DM's stance of trying to keep hype down.

>>52097422
Give me the quick rundown.

>>52097733

Obviously, she'll end up with a prince. Duh.

>>52097733
Oh we love the princess all right, we love her a lot.
That's why we're gonna invite her and have ourselves a party!

>>52097773

Something something Bogdanoff.

>>52097742
YOU'RE A NERD

>>52097716
That's... kind of silly.
I really think it would have given some good data, and even though they were being maximum autist about it, many of the points touhou raised were valid.

>>52097761
Not before the game, fine afterwards. Probably wouldn't make you go out hunting stuff like I would for hugely-plot relevant magic items. I'd put rules in place to make mundane crafting go faster, but not so fast that you can just shit out black lotus extract all day erry day.

>>52097422
literally who

>>52097726
>Talathel is elven Cheliax nobility... for some reason.
According to his backstory he was granted the title for helping out during the Thrune rebellion. It doesn't go into detail as to what he did, just says it was "a time of hedonism and plenty".

>>52097825
ara ara incest fetish bait waifu from the newest Fire Emblem game

>>52097780
>>52097782
I can live happily every after with that~

>>52097800

I want to ask you out on a date and then totally stood you up!

>>52097851
>RoryXRinkaXEphraimXA Princess literally the best ship.
>What do we call it?

>>52097871
STOP BULLYING

>>52097871
I want to drug and rape you!

I guess I'll repost for more opinions on what people like best. It was a bit of a tie at the end of the last thread. Hell's Vengeance character ideas based roughly on some of my favorite 1980s movies:

>Hamatulatsu Master that got denied entry into the Golden Erinyes because she loves cocaine. Down on her luck but wants to prove herself, but really really likes cocaine. Gets violent when high, is often high.

1980s kung-fu movie meets sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Gonna do a looooot of drugs regardless of consequences and ability damage. My problem here is doing a ton of drugs isn't lawful and you've got that alignment restriction on monk.

>Sexy teacher feels out of place in her family because she's a tiefling. Fiendish blood makes her hear voices that drive her to kill. Is distraught about it, until she discovers she's descended from a line of serial killers. Hey, she does belong in the family!

Any given slasher movie where the killer turns out to be the hot babe. I want it to be an Occultist so her implements could be related to her family (tools previous killers have used, or keepsakes from their victims) but that clashes pretty badly with the Serial Killer's charisma based features.

>A farm is built over a decrepit shrine to Lamashtu and a baby born on the farm is a horrible mutant thing as a result. She grows up, gets drawn into a Lamashtu cult to learn the dogma, and murders people that are abusive to mothers and pregnant women (cheating husbands, etc.). Masquerades as a nun of Desna.

Killer nuns. Body horror. Looks like The Thing, murders like Hellraiser. The farm being built on cursed ground is supposed to be like Pet Sematary. It'd be a Protean prowler that swaps around evolution points for different skill bonuses and such as needed, but ultimately I'm worried abut the character being able to "do" much and how I would tie them into Cheliax service.

>>52097773
Merciless and ruthles axe wielder, rides a flying drake/wyvern. Actually a nice and gentle woman outside of the combat, who protect everyone dear to her.

>>52097573

Tengu.

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>>52097901

>>52097884
LiozisnowWhiteShipping?

>>52097808
Jolly said that the playtest would be not applicable to most usual games and that is what 2hu decided based on that.

>>52097926
It could work, it could work. We need a proper title for this ship!
How's about... Ratburger

>>52097955
Not

RATatouille,

>>52097886

And then I'll call you and say how sorry I am, and how I see you more as a sister than a girlfriend!

>mfw I want to get critiques on my character but it's already been accepted into a game

>>52097966
Are none of the other players helpful?

>>52097966
Why are you so greedy anon? Some applicants haven't even been reviewed yet!

>>52097966
It'd fucking help to know what character for what game anon.

>>52097972

I'll review you!

>>52097980
Since Shizzy and JAG already got reviewed, I'm guessing Dedire?

>>52097955
with everyone pressed together with toasty buns into one happy product?

>>52097422
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

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>>52097965
>like a sister
W-what are you saying anon? This is too sudden.

>>52097888

YOU CANT RAPE THE WILLING

>>52097370
I'm seeing a lot of bitterness about avowed around this community now - while I understand you had to reign in the damage ceiling, do you think that the floor of the class is in a good place?

In particular the decision to reduce the pulse dice to d6 from d8 feels like it came out of nowhere, especially now that overcharge and merciful pulse are nerfed. Can you talk more about the reasoning behind that?

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>>52097923

>>52098012

You heard me! I want you to be my imouto! I want to

SPOIL!
YOU!
ROTTEN!

>>52097964
It could work! What about Rory and Ephraim though?

>>52097998
No, it's a Lazy Throne character.

>>52097972
Yeah, that's the thing - at this point I'd just be getting tips to help with my next character, while people can actually use the advice being given out by the reviewanons. It'd be rude to ask someone to go over my profile at this point.

>>52097970
They are! But I'd mostly be looking for outside perspective.

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>>52097884
>>52097926
>>52097955
>>52098006
>>52098031
>>52097964
Christ you guys, it's been 3 hours and I come back to this?

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>>52098054
its the autism its flaring up again

What are some good upcoming games, /pfg/? I've got some new free time opening up because I'm getting cucked, so I figure I could apply to something.

>>52098054
It's been a slow evening since I finished cooking, anon.

>>52098078
throw one to HV and Dragons2

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>>52098008

>>52098078

The cuck shed is not a good place to play games, Sven. Ask your wife's bull if you're allowed to use the family computer.

>>52098112
Nah, it's either /pfg/ games or the good old Reverse Cuck maneuver. I figure I'll try the games first, then the Reverse Cuck if my apps don't get accepted.

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>Dragon 2 is going to have 40 apps
I actually feel kinda bad for waterbirb. Hes got so much reading to do.

Unless he already picked his favorites weeks ago and everyone else is just wasting their time.

>>52098076

Why is that girl so adorable?

>>52098135
Does WotR hold the current record? I think it had 42 apps over 6 weeks? Dragon 2 is only going to have been up 3 right?

>>52098054
you know you want to see the cute adventures of a cat, a rat, and a wolf!

:^)

>>52098148
Apparently, only 2.

>February 25 (1 week ago)

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>>52098076
>>52098087
I know what the probable cause is, but that still doesn't make it any more bizarre in how quick it was.

>>52098135
We need to go deeper, anon.

>>52097310
The best way to manage actually bullshit high power levels, like blowing the Horn of the Apocalypse or being able to Power Word: Retcon is keep it NPC-only, and out of the party's immediate sight so not to steal their thunder.

What is the best class for a character that's adventuring because he's terrified of getting a 9-5 and has so far wasted his life playing games and complaining about women on Taldan Trivia Boards?

>>52098194
Isn't that Valeros backstory?

>>52098194
Just make a bard

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>>52098194
Bard?

Link up with a qt human swordswoman and live the easy life of venturing into terrifying dungeons, fighting for your life against bandit rapists, and singing songs to soothe your heterosexual life partner.

>>52098208

Ezren's backstory, actually.

>>52098225
I don't get see nearly enough platonic girl friendships these days. Why should bromance be left to the bros?

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>>52098252
I blame /u/.

>>52098252
Didn't you know Anon? Platonic relationships don't exist anymore. If you're traveling alone with one one other person and going on crazy adventures with them, it doesn't matter if you're the same or opposite genders you're going to fall in love to appease the horomones of horny teenagers.

>>52098156
>cat, a rat, and a wolf!
I feel like we're missing a link in that trophic chain.
Quick, what would be under a Rat, but reasonably above a Wolf?

>>52098273
A bird? A snake? I have no clue.

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>>52098265
I second this notion.

>>52098272

You're going to appease the greasy crotches of numales and women, more like.

Who were the #1 shippers of Frodo and Sam?

>>52098273
Snake or pig.

>>52098148
RotJR had 43 applicants.

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>>52097927
>>52097808
>>52097716

You know what? Scratch that. After some further deliberation 2hu decided to give that "mid optimization" thing a go. The listing is up again, now with slightly modified rules. You don't have to go out of your way to break things but you still should know your way around the mechanics, try to at least be competent and be on a lookout for everything that looks wrong.

>https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/71197/spheres-of-might-unofficial-playtest-the-harrowing-modified

What a wild ride!

>>52098320
Why are you talking in third person you freaky little marmalade?

>>52098291
>>52098303
>snake
>under rat
But snakes eat rats!
What about a bug or plant person instead?

>>52098320
>The aesthetic under which I GM places a heavy emphasis on cute anime girls, as well as cute and effeminate anime boys. To that end, you can safely expect all humanoid-shaped NPCs to be cute anime girls and cute and effeminate anime boys, and for many monsters to take on the appearances of cute anime monstergirls and cute and effeminate anime monsterboys. I would like for all players to create PCs who are, in fact, cute anime girls or cute and effeminate anime boys.


Hahaha christ

>>52098331
>The aesthetic under which I GM places a heavy emphasis on cute anime girls, as well as cute and effeminate anime boys. To that end, you can safely expect all humanoid-shaped NPCs to be cute anime girls and cute and effeminate anime boys, and for many monsters to take on the appearances of cute anime monstergirls and cute and effeminate anime monsterboys. I would like for all players to create PCs who are, in fact, cute anime girls or cute and effeminate anime boys.

oh lord here we go again

>>52098349
I think the order is >Rat, Snake, Cat, Wolf

>>52098320
>still have to play a fuccboi
How about no.

>>52098331
I am not 2hu, just relying for them. Connection problems and all that.

>>52098351
Take it or leave it.

>>52098313
>>52098148
>>52098135
How many do you think pfgHV will get? At least 20, right?

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>>52098273
>Tengu with a Transformation: Avian
>Bat or Lizard Skinwalkers
>fuck I dunno, Merfolk?

>>52098351
>>52098358
>>52098320
The reason monsters are monstrous is because humanoids, and especially "cute" humanoids, provoke feelings of instinctive empathy that discourages harming them. Of course, 2hu, lacking empathy, does not understand this.

>>52098298
The worst part is that I know I'm a part of the problem, I see two characters in a given series and I ship them, whether vocally or merely in the dark recesses of my mind. But in the end that's enough, Anon, isn't it? That's all it takes.

Shipping was a mistake, someone take this disease away from me.

>>52098391
>Shipping was a mistake

Fuck, someone post that chart. You know the one.

>>52098391
Death takes everything anon. You know what you must do.

>>52098387
>implying 2hu doesn't want his minmaxed monsterboi husbandos to murder the shit out of the party

>>52098391
It's okay anon. We can make this better, one noose at a time.

>>52098370
At least, but I'm not expecting much more than that. Ignoring the shit last thread entirely, it's a small fairly short app period and I think between the scope of the AP and there being existing characters, some people might be afraid of applying because the character they want to play has overlap or something.

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>>52098391
There's nothing inherently wrong with shipping. It shows you have vested interest in the characters, for one.

>>52098402
Right at this second some anon out there is filling out a chart for a game that's not half way through its app period.

>>52098402
The blank one, or the RotJR one?

>>52097310


Guess what folks, i'm closing Dragon Game 2 Apps right now.

https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/4691090/character-creation-rules/?pageforid=4749435#post-4749435

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>>52098402

YOU RANG ?

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>>52098432
W-what?!

>>52098436
>not the updated one
>with all the masturbation puns
Come on man

>>52098432
Oh goodness! I wonder who will get in!

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>>52098432
We'll still have time to finalize stuff for apps already sent in, right? For people who haven't actually finished sheets and such?
I'm so sorry about this, soggy bird-sama.

>>52098432
that was abrupt.

>>52098452
>I delayed posting because I thought I'd sneak it in at the end
Got what you deserved.

>>52098456
I don't have that one! Do you mind posting it?

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>>52098432
I haven't even gotten my submission ripped apart my Reviewanon yet...

>>52098432
Wew am I glad I didn't procrastinate the app this time

>>52098432
Rest in peace lazy apps, indecisive apps, and anyone who was hoping for a review before their draft.

Guess we're going full on HV mode the rest of the week.

>>52098432
Oh boy! Any idea on when selections will be announced?

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>>52098478
>tfw that was half the reason you applied

i'm going to wait untill this Saturday to release the final roster, You have until friday Noon Central US time to finish editing your backstories and sheets.

>>52098452

Isn't that wolf spirit a vicious bitch?

>>52098505
At least the DM was able to do so.

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>>52098473

>>52098233
I thought Ezren's backstory involved his dad being a conspiring traitor?

>>52098510
Hoo boy

>>52098521
I never got around to asking, because I figured there was still a week of shitposting and memes to go.

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Ok, to make some things clear.

>>52098361
No, you can also play buxom anime babe or elf slave (wat do) or whatever. Just don't expect to play if you want to try a sweaty, hairy not!Conan.

>>52098387
It has its roots in Touhou Project where cute monstrous girls can be cute and spooky at the same time, and the world at large is bright but has darker undertones. It is all written there, along with explicit allowance for diplomacy options (I know for a fact 2hu likes to take things down nonlethaly) . Also, don't try to act uppity when killing people or humanoids for stuff lies at the base of the hobby.

>>52098405
2hu is actually fair and tries to share the spotlight evenly. Source: playing with them.

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>>52098513

I thought she was a fox.

Also, pffft.

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>>52098478
It's okay anon! I'll rip yours apart for you..

Ahem.

Pic related.

Ratings.

Backstory: 3/5 What were you going for here though?
Appearance: 1/5 Pretty okay. I liked that you used a jpg.
Personality: 5/5 I thought this section could use more work.
Dragonality: 2 High Fiving Charmanders/5 Wasn't Charmander enough for the Charmander Force 5.

REVIEWANON PLEASE.

We need your presence!

>>52098513
Only to people who aren't the MC.

>>52098539
She is.

You know what I think is the problem with DHB's app. He's TOO evil. People don't want to fuck someone that might decide it's time to destroy everything they love because he thinks it's funny.

>>52098526

Ezren's dad was a conspiring traitor and Ezren himself was a NEET.

>>52098432
Well I hope the review guy still finishes up the posted characters, I've been waiting all fuckin' week for him to tear me to shreds.

>>52098570
Nice projecting there anon-baka-o-tachi. Just because you don't want to dip your dick in crazy doesn't mean others won't try to save him through the powers of poontang spearheading.

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>>52098583

I'll tear you to shreds, big boy.

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>>52098413
No, Anon! Shipping is a curse bestowed upon humanity to show us just how much power we think we have over the lives of others! I've seen shipping wars tear fandoms apart, I've seen creators of shows get harassed off of social media platforms for not making certain ships canon, I've seen the creativity of innumerable intellectual properties sucked out and desecrated by horny teenagers who make the character they think is the most popular or sexiest and morph them into some twisted abomination that only resembles the original in name only.

SHIPPING IS A DISEASE AND ONLY EXTERMINATUS CAN SAVE US NOW!

>>52098570
He probably does suffer some for applying to a lewd game. I like the character a lot but I could see him stealing the show.

>Just realized that Sir Nefarious took the trait to calculate appearance with wisdom
>He dumped wisdom
I'd like to see him get in just for that.

Okay folks I suck at keeping track of money.

How much does this cost, in total? I'm never quite certain about costs.

>Bracers of Armor +1
>Cutlass +1

>>52098432
Well it's a good thing I didn't apply cause I knew I wasn't going to get in.

I win yet again!

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>>52098597

>>52098452

Can I get a name for this show?

>>52098629
1315 gp iirc

>>52098432
What's the reason? Just getting too many of them?

>>52098629
3015? Don't remember cutlass cost.

>>52098647

Tokyo Ravens, if I remember correctly.

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>>52098522
>Daddy Issues 3: Dad Harder
>Fingering A Minor
>Iblydos-Style Apprenticeship
>Sword Drills
>Dulcinea
>oNTRyou
>Poor Little Shoanti Boy
>Seht in Stone
>Uncomfortably Large Firearm
>Brushing out Mori

10/10. Just two things--who's Mochi, and also,
>Forks & Spooning
What's the punchline here?

>>52098644
What character in any of these /pfg/ games do you suspect is secretly piloted by a woman?

>>52098012

Quick! Everyone stop what you're doing and HUG YOUR LITTLE SISTER! Post results!

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>>52098547
Thanks I guess...

>>52098570
Personally I wouldn't want to play with him because petty evil is relatable evil. I've never met someone who's eaten a baby, but I've met several people who destroy things I like and thought it was funny.

>>52098644
I want to watch two cute bespectacled nerd girls fuck.

What's my alignment?

>>52098647
Tokyo Ravens.

>>52098678
True Living.

>>52098678
Forbidden Neutral

>>52098664
Mochi is the Twins' pet goo rabbit.

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So if an animal with over 3 int becomes a Magical Beast, is the reverse true.

If I drug up/stat drain/lobotomize a magical beast, does it become an animal?

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>>52098678
Male CIS pig.

>>52098667
if I didn't know any better I'd say
>LITERAL ANIMAL
would be

>>52098664
Rubio got annoyed at Tia making tableware float and started calling her "Fork Knight". They've been trading barbs ever since.

I'm working on being a jerkface older brother figure.

Alright, listen up mother fuckers.

Tell me who you want reviewed and I'll review them. Taking all challenges.

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>>52098510
>this Saturday
>mfw

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>>52098746
Start from the newest and work backwards through the ones you haven't done?

>>52098746

Review the character for Dragons 2 that gets you the most hot and bothered.

>>52098746
Rory

>>52098746
Saelonu, in the HV apps.

>>52098673
I don't really see how his evil is petty. People keep describing it as such. His entire theme is the destruction and corruption of legacies and honest effort. Petty doesn't really describe it because he does it on too large and destructive of a scale. If you actually met someone as fatalistically nihilistic as Cancer Elf I'd be described. He outpaces all the other app's (and the current players) evil by a fairly big stride. Heck he spent decades at war delighting in death and even longer destroying people's lives because he enjoyed it.

Petty implies what he does doesn't really matter, the guy's entire theme is about only destroying things that matter.

I feel like people either haven't read the app and are just going by memery or don't know what the word petty means.

>>52098760
Since apps are closing, I don't want to waste time on people who don't care.

>>52098746
Do Rory Karskys Carihem!

>>52098772
Hi DHB.

>>52098746
Do Cancer Elf, the other review he got was shit, basically got down and sucked the guy off. I want to see DHB scewered

>>52098773
People still have 15 hours to work on shit, anon.
I want to see you bully the C@

>>52098772
The reason it's petty is not because the actions are petty, it's because the cause is petty. He has no justification for doing it, and doesn't even try. Why does he destroy? Because. Also, outpacing the current players evil is a bad sign.

>>52098773
I'm not sure who all you have left desu

>>52098793
How very petty.

>>52098781
>anyone who actually reads DHB's apps must be DHB
nice try bitch boi

>>52098436
ITS TIME TO STOP

>>52098746
Mind doing Raine?

Do you think swapping him over to Black Dragonborn and readjusting the app would help?

Swimming eagle has decided there is too much cancer team

Lets see who gets picked and then i can fling myself off a bridge

>>52098746
Calsicahedrix

>>52098859
>Lets see who gets picked and then i can fling myself off a bridge

Anon, don't do it yet! Let me tie a rope to your waist, and a rope to my neck, so we can turn this suicide into a murder-suicide!

Jesus. New character build idea.

Small sized alchemists still do d6 damage on their bombs, right? It's like the rogue's sneak attack, where colossal or diminutive, the bonus remains the same is simply based on the class level, right!?

Don't break my heart.

>>52098800
You actually need a reason for the reason to be petty. The most you can say about his reason is that it is probably severe mental illness.

Besides, fuck "woe is me" tragic backstory villains. For one they don't fucking fit Hell's Vengeance because redemption arcs don't fucking fit the AP. Villains who do the shit they do because it gets their rocks off are great.

>>52098870

Addendum, can you apply sneak attack to bombs?

>>52098870
Fairly certain they do. Goblin Bombers are really popular for a reason.

>>52098870
Yes, it's why goblin alchemists with reduce person are a thing.

>>52098436

>Val getting double-teamed by Etan and Rubio

I didn't know I wanted this until now.

Oh, and you forgot one.

>Val x Casimir x Etan x Rubio = Pin cushion

Or maybe something about plugging all your exits.

>>52098536
Truth be told, I kinda want to apply just to try and get better at optimizing. I feel like I'd have a better understanding of power if I can see the skill ceiling more clearly.

>>52098536
>Just don't expect to play if you want to try a sweaty, hairy not!Conan.
So don't expect to play, gotcha. Is this supposed to be an actual playtest or a thinly veiled 2hu fap session under the guise of a playtest?

>>52098746
Philo please. I need all the feedback I can get.

>>52098864
Seconding.

>>52098884
>Petty - adjective
>(of behavior) characterized by an undue concern for trivial matters, especially in a small-minded or spiteful way.
Also.
>tragic backstory
>redemption arc

>>52098864

Please this.

>>52098935
>>52098884
Hit enter too soon. Characters with tragic backstories have nothing to do with characters with redempting arcs.

>>52098746
Gimmie another Rinka review :^)

nah if you've already reviewed her don't i haven't changed much

>>52098950
Fuck phoneposting.

>>52098884
I kind of like the less villainous characters, they have further to fall.

>>52098667
Valeriya from rotjr

>>52098950
Tragic backstories also do not fit Hell's Vengeance at all.

>>52098996
Explain.

>>52098884
I mean that describes Shizuka, she gets off on a good fight.

>>52098935
>>(of behavior) characterized by an undue concern for trivial matters, especially in a small-minded or spiteful way.
Yeah, how does that describe Cancer Elf? Spite doesn't really seem to play into what he does. Also family legacies don't really seem trivial.

>>52098996
And why not?

>>52098746
Bully the Cat for every measly laugh you can.
I put the same amount of effort into my last app and it fucking worked, I want to see what the deal with my own bullshit is.

>>52098667
Quinn, Valeriya, and Seht seem like girls!

>>52098909
Actual playtest. Yes, 2hu likes to play with certain aesthetic and likes to include cutesy or ecchi elements in their games. You don't have to like it. They are also not trying to bait people into their magical realm, it is all clearly and rather extensively described right there. You know what you are getting into.

>>52098903
You can try!

>>52099054
Your mom seems like girls.

>>52098909
>literally everything is little anime boys and girls with animal ears

You tell me, famalama.

>>52099076
I mean, she is a girl, so.

Man this is a messy thread.

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How do I Tauren, /pfg/?

>>52099015
>>52099035
Hell's Vengeance is much more about being over the top hammy villains. It may not be how it was intended but it's how the AP reads.

>>52099101
Minotaur Skald, easy.

>>52098698
>>52098701
>>52098712
Sounds about right. How do I shift towards Lawful?

>>52099092
Nah man.

She's a woman. A whole lot of woman.
You're mother's fat is what I'm saying.

>>52099116

You try keeping a figure after five kids.

>>52099112
Get a code, scrub. Live by it.

>>52099092
As >>52099116 says. She's not girl. She's girls. Plural. Multiple girls. She's fat.

>>52099097
It's layers of autism and false flagging, shitposting and counter shitposting, memes and waifus. This is hell. A hell of our down design!

>>52099116
>>52099137
Mom only weighs 200 lbs. and is 6 feet tall! Fuck you!

>>52099145
>our down design

Seems about right

>>52099054
What makes you think that?

>>52099126
How do I apply a code to watching cute nerds fuck?

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>>52099145
>A hell of our down design!

What did he mean by this?

>>52099146
Pretty sure your mums a tranny. Are you adopted?

>>52099158
>>52099151
We have downs. All of us.

>>52099160
No, she's just Scandinavian, as I am. Greetings from Norway!

>>52099180
i'm so sorry

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>>52099177

>>52099146
>Fuck you!
Your mom did. Last night. What I'm getting at here is that basically, I fucked your mom.

>>52099180

Ah! Must have been hard having all those brothers and sisters, your mother worked hard to get to a land of plenty. Embrace this!

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>>52099201
>mfw chubby chasers were near me

>>52099189
Dude it's not like he said they're from Utah.

>>52099155
Chaotic is loading up a site and watching whatever porn pops up, getting it done quick and eating a sandwich without washing your hands.

Lawful is selecting your porn carefully, downloading it and keeping it organized in folders, making sure all the right conditions are down when you reward yourself.

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>>52099214

What's wrong with Utah? You got something against Mormons?

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>>52099146
Jesus, how tall is your old man?

How tall are you?

>>52099214
i mean yeah it could be worse but you know

>>52099220
>literally autism, the religion

>>52099241

Oh, you're right! Damn those people, with their fucking smiles and stable households and plentiful families! They're not living how California Jews tell me I should!

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How do I pic related?
Not the little girl.

>>52099257
Dysfunctional and abusive is more like it.

>>52099263
Find a little girl, devour her enemies.

>>52099257
Too bad they're total pussies with how much of their life they spend preaching. Seriously, only 2 years of your life and you're basically done? What a joke.

>>52099257
You don't have to part of some cooky religion to do anything of that nature, /pol/lack.

>>52099263

Summoner.

>>52099263
Be a Wizard, make some custom magic item or spell that will let you know when someone etches a certain symbol, teleport there as needed.

>>52099257
>stable households and plentiful families

Alright I'm gonna get real for a second

No, fuck you, the Mormons are fucking evil. I had a friend who was one. I say had because he fucking killed himself. He was gay, and he got so twisted up by his family and the mormon church that he was like flogging himself and shit. Not to mention all the shit the church does with money.

Fuck that. Fuck Mormonism. Its a religion on tier with Scientology with how obviously it was created by a huckster so he could take money from rubes and have multiple wives

Just.

Fucking hell.

>>52099286
>You don't have to part of some cooky religion to do anything of that nature

Which is why Mormons are stereotyped as being 1950s-tier quaint and nuclear while "average" American families... Well, aren't?

>>52099303

>Gay

There's your problem.

>>52099303
Given the fact that he's bitching about California Jews, he probably considers a homosexual killing himself a plus, anon.

Sorry to hear that, man.

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>>52099263
Your character is the eidolon and the little girl is the summoner.

>>52099319
Oh yeah he was born a little messed up in the head so he deserves death, fuck off dude. fuck off.

>>52099319
>Which is why Mormons are stereotyped as being 1950s-tier quaint and nuclear while "average" American families... Well, aren't?
That's an utter non-sequitur.

>>52099220

Who gives a shit about Mormons? I hate Utah because the sarsaparilla there sucks.

>>52099319
Yes, because they're trapped in an era of madness, ON TOP OF being fucking retarded thanks to their crackpot faith.

If you want a good Christian sect, become a Catholic or something.

>>52099335
>sarsaparilla
It's called root beer you mongoloid.

>>52099334

Not really.

You're saying you don't need X to be Y, but the vast majority of people with X are Y, while the media loves to say Y doesn't and should not exist anymore (unless you're black or Jewish or Arabic or Indian.)

>>52099344
> Good Christian sect
> Catholic

Anon you jest, surely?

>>52099344
>a "good christian sect"
>Catholics

Looking at my mother's side of the family? Nah, fuck that.

>Suddenly /pol/
Jesus Christ what's going on here, we had some decent threads for awhile and out of nowhere the last few days just keep finding new ways to be awful.

>>52099344

Catholics are about as shitty as "non-denominational" Christians. They're a by-word in the media for has-been, dogmatic and pedophilic.

>>52099379
Reviewanon is taking his sweet time, and he probably had the only decent material in the threads.

>>52099383
Not to mention they're arrogant enough to assume that despite all the horrific things they've done in history God is still on their side and is in direct contact with whomever a clergy of old geezers nominates for Pope. What a joke.

>>52099395
That wasn't reviewanon. We got tricked by a harlot.

>At 1st level and at 6th level, and then every four levels after, the steelfist commando gains a bonus combat feat or teamwork feat of his choosing.
>At 1st level, the steelfist commando learns to use his body as the best weapon he can bring to any confrontation. He gains the Improved Unarmed Strike feat at 1st level. This ability replaces the bonus feat gained at 1st level

Ok so the wording is kind of strange here. Do I get a bonus feat on top of the improved unarmed strike or does my "free" feat go into that?

>>52099356
>while the media loves to say Y doesn't and should not exist anymore (unless you're black or Jewish or Arabic or Indian.)
Except no one is saying that aside from people with a massive persecution complex.

If you want to find someone to start a perfectly nuclear traditional family, find a chick with like minded priorities and do it. There is nothing stopping you.

c-can we talk about fun things again

>>52099319
>>52099321
Did you know they once had their beliefs as a far more admirable
>"We can become Gods like our Heavenly Father"
That they removed in the 80s after having too much trouble getting followers to convert from deep baptist communities because of that outlook? Brigham Young used to say Adam was basically god's physical avatar.

Suicide WAS also taught until the early 90s, I believe, as being the only way to obtain forgiveness for certain otherwise unpardonable sins. In regards to your friend, if they were laying it on thick enough that even the flagellation wasn't making him feel less guilty, *GUESS WHAT* the teachings used to say....


As for polygamy, while OFFICIALLY they stopped it in like 1890, they actively continue to practice and preach it, they just do the NYPD thing of "oh, he's not a TRUE mormon, we don't agree with that, he's just a few bad apples" whenever someone gets caught fucking their three twelve year old niecewives.

>>52099347

Whatever you want to call it, Utah's got none worth drinking. Goddamn savages.

>>52099383
>They're a by-word in the media for has-been, dogmatic and pedophilic.

Why is the American media such a shitty source for, well, everything?

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>>52099344
ANYTHING worshipping that death-god is far from a religion related to good.

>>52099407
i would assume thats replacing the level 1 bonus feat you get as a Warlord, so you should get IUS, and another bonus feat, plus your level 1 character feat.

>>52099412

Alright then.

Sarsaparilla. Where do you stand on it?

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>>52099409
>There is nothing stopping you.

>Implying girls like that exist on the Coasts in America

A "traditional" girl in New York is a single mother.

>>52099344
Isn't the whole point of god that he was the Elohim of Jealousy, and that of all those worshipping 'his people', anyone wanting his particular blessings was not to follow any other deity, not even his own friends?

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i want /pol/ to go

>>52099440
Sunset Sarsaparilla in New Vegas was a novel idae that Fallout 4 totally shat all over by replacing it with "Vim."

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>>52099432
C-can't we just go back to talking about games?
C'mon guys, I'm sure we can all just sit down, mellow out, and talk over a campaign in the mystical land of France

>>52099447
So move to the midwest/a small town in the south, you probably won't have to look at any of those filthy brown folk either.

>>52099412
Can you believe all of this shitposting started just because some anon's girlish, fat, whore of a mother is from Norway?

>>52099447
>he doesn't go to western MA

>>52099241
Better than JWs at least

>>52099282
That's an official prosylatory mission. And you can volunteer for extra years. Where did you get the impression they could only be Mormons for 2 years? Plus from what I've been told, they're expected to always be willing to invite others to their faith

>>52099271
>>52099303
The Mormons I've met, and I've met quite a few, rarely seemed to act that way, unless they were completely inactive. Plus last I checked, suicide was a sin

As for the "take money" bit, last I checked most bishops and other leadership are forbidden to take pay for their services, as they also consider "priestcraft" a sin

>>52099415
>Did you know they once had their beliefs as a far more admirable
>>"We can become Gods like our Heavenly Father"
>That they removed in the 80s
Then why does my Mormon friend say that's one of the benefits of their religion?
Also, you seem to have the LDS mixed with the RLDS and the FLDS, who are officially excommunicated, and split off because apparently some dudes got super buttmad that Joseph Smith's son wasn't made into the next prophet

>>52099257
shoo shoo /pol/lack, your kind isn't wanted here

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>>52099463

How do you feel about France's most famous contribution to the Arthurian mythos?

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>>52099406
STOP IT, STOP IT, LET ME BELIEVE GOOD THINGS CAN HAPPEN

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>>52099412
NO.

ONLY DEATH IS ETERNAL.

>>52099422
Because it has to compete with entertainment for ratings to stay on the air, and therefore goes full sensationalist.

>>52099483
Fuck off. We get it, you hate black people.

>>52099483
Isn't that a modern retelling, or am I mixing it up with something else? Even if it isn't, who gives a fuck? Lancelot was a faggot anyway.

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>>52099503

Would you rather talk about superheroes?

Real talk: When did black people become synonymous with "The Masculine Ideal" anyway?

>>52099524
probably has to do with athleticism.

>>52099463
Is Romance of the Righteous Kingdoms bait?

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>>52099483

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>>52099483
>>52099463

>Tainting your soul with any word but that of God
I want filth to leave.

>>52099422
That's deliberate, although in this particular case they certainly aren't wrong: the largest organized abrahamic cults are hotbeds of the most concentrated and disturbing levels of abuse, whether we're talking altar-boys, child-wives, or babby jews in purification baths.

Whenever someone complains they get ostracized from their entire community, which can put them on the street, and whenever someone gets caught pulling this shit on kids proper, they simply get reassigned to a new set of victims.

Even their constant fight against legalizing things such as gay marriage actually stems from this: They view themselves as special, as above the law and taboo. But if every other guy's allowed to buttfuck his buddy, then, they're no better than all the other proles. Their wanting the cock is no longer a privilege and mark of their great power... it's just gay sex.

>>52099479
The fact they call their "official" prosylatory mission that while otherwise stating that after that they're basically set for life in terms of their preaching work is absolute weaksauce and you know it, Anon. Talk smack on JWs if you want but at least they're active in their preaching work their whole lives.

>>52099455
Sorry Anon, people get riled up with certain topics. Myself included.

>>52099516
>Even if it isn't, who gives a fuck?

You can't stand up for anything when you don't have a spine, I guess.

Unless you're defending your wife's bull? You'll have some rod up your ass to prop you up for that one.

>>52099524
As far as I'm aware, they aren't given all the "can't read, can't hold a job, won't raise children" jokes and stereotypes.

Now piss off.

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Does your character have any family, /pfg/? What are they like? What do they do? Are you on good terms with them?

>>52099560
they're all dead

>>52099463
I'm actually pondering a game set in a "Weird America" setting, wherein the players will have to encounter, in no particular order:

>Weird voodoo stuff
>Witchdoctors
>Native monsterfolk
>Guns that shoot magic
>Parapsychology
>Fearsome Critters!
>Snake-oil Salesmen
>Cowboys and cowgirls
>Literal cowboys and literal cowgirls
>Desert dragons

Fearsome Critters include things like: The Axehandle Hound, a dog with a head shaped like an ax and a diet consisting of wood, the Teakettler, a cat that emits a whistling noise from its head and a burst of steam which it uses to hunt, and the Hidebehinder, a stalking predator that, when seen, sucks in its gut to hide behind a tree.

All of this will be encountered while the party searches for the mythical Blood Mountain, a place said to grant your heart's desire, rumored to be the ancient worship center of a mythic cult in ancient times.

>>52099560
He ate them on his 15th birthday when he turned into a horrible werewolf monster

>>52099559
>As far as I'm aware, they aren't given all the "can't read, can't hold a job, won't raise children" jokes and stereotypes.

You're right, they aren't given those anymore. That's the job for the white villain in these kinds of shows.

>>52099539
I'm not saying Leadership isn't kind of a gimme for that sort of campaign.

I'm just saying it's silly to make it automatic, and this is going to get really fucked up when people either optimize their cohorts to hell and back, or make the GM have to deal with twice the effective number of PCs.

>>52099447
They do in Canada.
My father's married to one, my uncle's married to one, my cousin's married to one, my other cousin's engaged to one, my other-other cousin IS one, my sister is one, I'm married to one, my aunt is another one...

There are millions of hardcore monogamous women whose image of a romantic future is having 1-3 kids and a house with the man they love.

But you'll probably have to get off the internet to look.

... Or try your luck on christian-mingle; it's got some seriously freaky sluts on there which is also rather cool.

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>>52099545
>not hearkening to the whispers of the Great Old Ones and/or the Outer Gods

It's like you want to be eaten last and have to watch everyone you love perish first!

>>52099560
They sell books. She's not on such good terms with them, since she joined a cult of a dead god. It's not like she's doing any weird stuff, other than the whole "Nah, the god's dead bit."

>>52099516
>Even if it isn't, who gives a fuck?

>Valkyrie being black in Thor 3 is fine, who gives a fuck?
>Oh man, they hired a WHITE guy for a Chinese movie? Uhh, can someone say white-washing? And don't even get me STARTED on the problems with Logan! How many females talk in that movie?

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>>52099569

What happened to them? Was it your fault?