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How to ressurect the emperor of mankind easily

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>The orks create a waaaaagh gestalt field
>Whatever the orks believe becomes true
>Get A giant ork waaaaagh
>Get them to believe that the EMPRAH is the biggest, baddest most powerful Human in all existence and that he's alive and ready to kick ass
>get them to try to invade terra
>The Ork's all believe the Emprah is Alive
>Because they believe it, it becomes true
>PRAISE THE EMPEROR as he PURGES THE XENOS filth and reclaims the universe
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>>51623863
Wow, what an original thread. No one has ever posted this before ever. You're so smart OP.
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>>51623863
The Emperor is more powerful psyker than the Orks, if he can't reanimate himself the Orks can't.

Think anon.
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>>51623863
>>>/out/
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>>51623863
or just give him a text-to-speech device so that he can continue commanding his loyalist forces
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>>51625793
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>>51625793
TURN OF ROBOUTES LIFE SUPPORT
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>>51623863
>Emperor creates the astronomican (gestalt field)
>whatever humans beleive comes true
>get a giant imperium crusade
>they already beleive the EMPRAH is the biggest, baddest most powerful human in all existence and that he's alive and ready to kick ass
>get the Imperium to invade the eye of terror
>the humans all beleive the Emprah is alive
>because they beleive it, it still doesn't come true because it's a retarded theory and the emperor isn't an immaterial God he's a physical being that emits psychic energy and you can't reverse time

Only way the Emperor could return is by possessing a primarch like roboute and it would hardly be ideal. Still now the eye is expanding (apparently pylons and not the emperor kept it at bay so what the fuck was big E doing?) he might consider it.
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>>51625793
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>>51623863
>Get them to believe that the EMPRAH is the biggest, baddest most powerful Human in all existence and that he's alive and ready to kick ass
Good luck with that, anon.
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>>51626704
>tfw Alfabusa knew all along
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