Filename thread

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>>51593280
This is terrifyingly correct in one of my Rogue Trader Games. As a Dark eldar who stood in the door of a voided Space ship generating about 40, I then had to run through an artillery barrage to deliver a message to the rest of the party. True fear comes from being told that 40 fate points is not enough.

>>51592891
>tfw I had a GM that made that kind of traps

>>51593683
>>51593698

For a sci-fi game it truly has a Magical World

>>51593669
This kind of dogs, like chihuahuas and other domestic rats should be killed

>>51593280
this was propably the most intentse thing I've ever watched and I'm not even joking

>>51593751
I actually watched a video about this
If you don't get caught you have not comitted a crime

>>51594064
I'm not sure what a /v/ meme is doing here, but I grinned.

>>51593765
I'd watch it so fucking hard

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>>51594116
I browse /v/ for the filename threads sometimes. It's the only reason to go on that board anymore.

>>51593765
so....basically goblin slayer.

>>51593698
God, that's good. If that's yours, hats off.

>>51593184
She loved it though.

>>51594251
Thought the same, but Goblin Slayer is kinda more edgy, while that idea seems more like action comedy.

>>51593846
I love the fact that the "do you feel lucky, punk" line is his fallback for when he forgets how many shots he's fired. Got a guy cornered but don't know if your gun is still worth shit? Then just talk up your gun until I'd die sent even need bullets.

>>51594251
Think more generic high fantasy instead of dark fantasy.

>>51594747
why is he a centaur when everyone else is just a normal human

>>51592891

Alternative name idea:

>Playing with a Killer DM

>>51594833

Because reasons. It's from a comic called Stinz about a guy from a small isolated community in eastern Germany who's the first halbpferd (half-horse) to get drafted into the army, on the eve of a Great War.
It starts out much like our universe with a few small differences, and then later on shit gets crazy.

>>51594833

I legitimately did not notice that. I was so focused on the gun and the dialogue I completely overlooked the horse legs.

>>51594512
Argh, I just got this.

>>51593646
This pic is fucking terrible and almost misses the point, why even bother when Coldsteel and Darks already exist?

>>51593765
This.

Is fucking great.

>>51594512
Someone explain, please?

>>51594904

care to explain?

>>51594684
Dude, he NEVER forgets how many shots he's fired, he just says that line to confuse the guy on the floor. He damn sure knew what he was doing when he baited Scorpio into going for the gun then shot him. But yeah, he's a badass.

>>51593369
>Holding 40 fate points
>Artillery barrage INSIDE a space ship
That sounds like bullshit

>>51594992
>>51594995

It's the Yucatan peninsula.

Do.jpg.

>>51594451
nu_male.gif

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>>51595102
This does not help in the slightest

>>51595187
Someone post the 'Do you Catan?' story for anon, please.

>>51595187
Do you Catan?

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>>51595226
>>51595236
FUCK

>>51595101
So Dark eldar Generate Power From pain points that turn into temporary Fate points. We were invading a planet held by a reneagde guard regiment. We captured the ship the Guard arrived on, vacuuming the whole thing, I maglocked myself to the floor and revelled in all the death and pain. Got a shitton of temporary Fate points. We then carried out a ground assault, I was leading air attacks while the Seneshcal and the Arch militant infiltrated the Guards Command bunker to shut down a comm blocker. The Astropath and rogue Trader were leading the ground assault, and found via telepathy that the Command bunker was being used to summon a demon. I was told to take the message, since I was in a Lightning. I was shot down half way there, and had to run through the artillery barrage the rogue trader had called in on the enemy position before I was shot down.

>>51594024
I did not expect a Darkest Dungeon joke today. Well meme'd friend.

>>51595391
Here, let's meme even harder >>/f/3211832

>>51594108
Took me a second, but A+. Loved those games.

>>51595187
Does anyone recall the name of this painter? I think he also did the laughing guy pointing out at the viewer

>>51594039
I get it

>>51595663
Sir Joshua Reynolds.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Reynolds

>>51593555

Wouldn't the Imperium hate /pol/acks?

Bunch of useless neets that care more about their own than they do for the society around them.

>>51595842
That's a very broad generalization, don't go picking fights between the boards. Also please don't derail threads with politics, keep it /tg/.

>>51593555
>Not Imperial Fists

And they say they want a wall.

>>51593889
they can't help how they look. all they can do is hope for a good life while various genetic defects kill them slowly.

they're good dogs, anon.

it's the breeders that need to go.

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>>51595964
>tfw you actually came up with a theoretical build in Pathfinder that could not only legitimately do what Starlord did but also force Ronan to dance too

>>51596196
>Not Berlin 1938.jpg

>>51596312
Not sure what you mean by this.

...

You aren't suggesting that you have no idea what a swastika actually looks like, are you ?

>>51593555
>>51595937
>Nat 1 deception.jpg

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>>51596547
I came here to laugh at funny pictures, not argue about politics.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>51593547
To be fair, he does have some valid points.

>>51595937

Oh yes, a bunch of people complaining about immigrants that work more than they do. They'll be accepted in the Imperium.

>>51596504
Eh, the thought hit my brain and almost got a smile out of me, figured I'd shitpost it.

>>51596771
see
>>51596682

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>>51596547

oh, fuck off

>>51595101
Dark Elves are bullshit. Everyone else gets 2-5 fate points, period. Dark Elves get new one all the time - just toss a stun grenade into a bag of kittens for a fistful of new fate points.

>>51596918
Yes but one long warp trip kills all the morale of the crew, since you have to hurt people every day.

>>51596946
Again, just buy disposable slaves and kittens for the purpose.

Drawbacks you have made up don't count.

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>>51596682
Don't trust him.

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This one needs a name.

>>51597043
Something something Exalted.

>>51594833
He's a CW5

>>51597176
something something Anne Frank

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Better name?

>>51593628
keked out loud

>>51597400
If you haven't seen the movie, go watch it, it's fucking hilarious. Called Withnail And I.

>>51593765
...why is this not a thing yet?

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>>51592891

>>51596771
White Middle Class College Graduate detected.

Fuck off back to your hugbox where feelings are more important than keeping society running, and all members of minorities are automatically blameless paragons of virtue.

Try not to punch anybody for holding a different opinion to you on your way there.

>>51597744

ExpertMinmaxing.jpg

Buy a disadvantage, find a loophole to make it into an advantage!

>>51597744
>3.pf wizards with save-or-die spell

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>>51597608
I don't know. Maybe it doesn't appeal to anime writers because the MC isn't a generic guy who panics when he gets into certain predicaments, and the helmet makes it harder to project those emotions. On the other hand I would think the helmet would make self-insertion much easier.
I'm surprised they haven't made a school-isekai-magical-harem anime, but I haven't looked since I don't watch much anime.

>>51597848
I like how that image fails to point out the one thing which is actually unrealistic about that picture.

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>>51596745
It's just old man yelling at clouds kind of points, which is moot for everyone else who don't subscribe the same kind of craziness.
Getting mad at others playing differently than you is stupid since they aren't your slaves and either are you theirs.
If you can't find others who want to play the same game as you do, perhaps the problem is looking right back at you in the mirror.

>>51597935
The Emperor's Pointed Sticks?

>>51593280
>the one dumbass who lunges over a cliff so he can eat your ass on the way down

>>51597935
I think that guy should thin his paints some more.

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>>51592891
I thought that's what these shitty ass threads were for, reposting the same stupid shit over and over.

>>51594906
I'm pretty sure that's made by someone who just didn't understand that Coldsteel is already a satire.

>>51593547
he's not wrong, you know
>granted you should still be able to convince the guard captain to suck dick with adequate CHA
It's like if Fabio asked you to suck his dick and then promised you a million bucks if you did and he was so totally convincing you just couldn't believe he wouldn't follow through

>>51593889
alright take it easy there edgy the edgehog

>>51593555
>somebody finally posts something remotely OC
>immediate shitstorm over content
this is why nobody can have fun here

>>51598133

It would have helped if it was funny instead of just more Trump memes.
And that's not the only new thing in the thread.

>>51596771
>>51597805

I'm borderline convinced this is either samefagging or a /pol/lack trying to enrage other /pol/lacks for yucks.

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>>51593472
I the guy in the left car supposed to be the guy from fear and loathing?

>>51598052
I remember a guy taking a satire of Luca from Monster Girl Quest as a FFRP character seriously. He honestly thought that the specific ability of an impenetrable anus was proof that the creator had been molested.

>>51598009
Jesus, I just did that quest

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>>51598133
/tg/ is incapable of telling if something is ironic /pol/itics or it its legit stormfaggotry, and it really pisses me off. Nobody's able to post anything even vaguely political without someone derailing the thread in outrage instead of just moving on with their lives

>>51598175
>looking for high-quality humour in a filename thread
your first mistake

>>51598298

The last filename thread was pretty good, and this one has funnier shit than that already. Stop dragging the thread down with lame pics.

>>51593555
>Primarch most known for being calm, logical and, for 40k, compassionate
>Trump

I don't see the connection. Nice art though, even if they made Guilliman look like a Macedonian poof.

>>51597877
Which is?

>>51598206
that or Sniper from TF2

>captcha: camping taxi
you are right captcha
maybe he's both

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>>51598298
>/tg/ is incapable of telling if something is ironic /pol/itics or it its legit stormfaggotry, and it really pisses me off.
This. Can't even make nazi jokes anymore

>>51598342
It ain't mine. I found it in a thread and was disgusted by /pol/'s shit taste in space marines

>>51597985
That's the paint scheme tester, rather than stripping the only paint off he just adds a new layer over the old ones. He's been painted 22 times if I remember my T.S.O.L.R. Correct.

>>51598407
>shit taste in space marines
Stay jealous forever

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>>51598420
pic

>>51598422
>tzeench and nurgle
>not tzeench and slaanesh
one job

>>51598422

See, now that's funny. But which is which? I could see it go either way.

>>51598420
>>51598407
Rather, I'd say shit reason for liking them.

>>51598441
*tzeench and khorne

>>51598444
It's the Rorschach test of political alignment. There is no correct answer.

>>51598422
Please stop, this doesn't even make sense

>>51593846
>CG
WRONG

Harry maintains a strict, principled diet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz84GKxy7b0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoXDzsuqXFg

He offers the wicked surrender, no matter the charge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I530sPVQSc8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7Nci-GVuHE

But we can't really say he's "good" by any measure because the guy clearly revels in spilling the blood of the wicked and repeatedly places his pursuit of his prey before the safety of his partners and the public.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzbCBfi5-Bw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RitnM9n0jTY

Dude is fucking LE working for the San Francisco PD.

Way I see it he just despises people on general principle and would love nothing more than to massacre the whole of his city but he's too smart to throw his life away on a shitty spree. So he becomes a cop, gets his adrenaline rush killing the nastiest of the nasty and pissing off the boy scouts that think they're above all the shit. This is how you LE in a good party

>>51598466
It really is. The more I think about it the more I love it.

>>51593889
nah, the rats still serve some kind of purpose. People should be more responsible with putting them down early.

Pugs should be mercy killed on sight though

>>51598052
Guilty, I know nothing about the Sonic franchise past 1996 except that there's lots of porn.

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>>51598407
>shit taste in space marines

Literally the only thing /pol/ is right about.

>>51597043
Two exalted watch a golf bal roll near the hole.

>>51597985
I disagree, that is the most perfect space marine I have ever seen.

>>51597608
they sort of did. That's essentially the humor of one punch man.
dead pan character just wants a good fight. no good fight to be found.

>>51597147
kek

>>51598441
The fuck? The thumbnail is a pile of dice, but when clicked on it's 40k Smurfs? What sorcery is this?

>>51594251
Goblin Slayer except less edgy

>>51593613
Do people actually use the rules for shooting into melee? My groups have always ignored them but we still require Precise Shot for feat prereqs because that's how feat tax works.

>>51598381

The helmet I believe

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Filenames are for people too lazy to make macros.

>>51598700
Nice /co/ tier filename

>>51598700
You're *supposed* to use a fork & knife to cut your food first, silly. And don't talk with your mouth full; it's bad manners.

>>51597404
oddly specific
what's on that page?

>>51598571
Love it.

>>51595187
Spoilers
the Yucatan Peninsula is, according to the Alvarez hypothesis, the location of the asteroid impact that led to the mass extinction of the dinosaurs at the transition from the Cretaceous to the Paleogene Period, the Cretaceous–Paleogene boundary (K–T boundary), 65 million years ago.
And the filename looks like the word 'dodge'

>>51598700
>cthulhu
>that big
Great job whoever was the retarded bandwagoner that created this

>>51598381
The way the soldier is holding the spear. The overhand grip is clunky and inefficient and bad for group fighting tactics. The only evidence that it was ever used are decorated pots, but even there rank and file soldiers are always depicted with the underhand grip and it's only the heroes who are depicted with overhand grip. And even there, pots aren't accurate historical records, they're produced by potters as a commercial good to be sold for money and rule of cool is what sells goods -- and the overhand grip does admittedly look cooler, even if it's impractical and unwieldy and bad for group fighting.

tl;dr, ancient soldiers almost certainly held their spears underhand and not overhand.

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>>51598806
I'm pretty sure you are making this shit up on spot

>>51598291
Ge that fucking cancer off my boards. Fucking skubfags.
>>>/scub/

>>51598813
Anon I don't think it's supposed to be real scale.

>>51598298
this a Polynesian fabric weaving board. I highly doubt anything here is serious

>>51598821
>ancient soldiers almost certainly held their spears underhand and not overhand.

t. aspie who thinks his interwebs 'research' trumps actual experts of Classical Greece

>>51598071
>Rei is sent to the volcano

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>>51592891

>>51598829
What a nice brother, getting his sister a juice box after she mentioned offhand that she was thirsty

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>>51592891

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>>51598994

>>51598821
>Ignore all the artwork that shows it wielded overarm in the front ranks
>Ignore that artwork from the 5th, 10th and even 15th centuries AD show overarm as well
>Ignore that a substantial amount of the 'evidence' for underarm is flabby, out-of-shape history-larpers complaining that holding a spear above their heads makes their arms sore
>Ignore that African tribes encountered during the Colonial era, providing our most modern accounts of spear use in warfare, are almost universally described as wielding overarm.

Yeah, you're not showing just one side of the argument in a controversial subject at all....

>>51596229
I dont get it

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>>51599103

>>51598394
It's because everyone keeps jumping the gun and hopping on bandwagons. Not to mention the huge influx we've received of newer posters that are too easily triggered.

Honestly, I don't know how you did Nazi this one coming.

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>>51593547
It's funny 'cause he is a butthurt sperg.
It's also sad 'cause he's right.

>>51596745
Sure, in amongst all the backward insanity

I ain't sifting through all that shit, friendo

>>51599169
KUYASHI

>>51593472
more games and settings need Raul Duke(or an expy like Spider Jerusalem) around as a character

>>51598782
No clue. I just looked it up and it's the section that talks about player types. Just explanations that some players are power gamers, some like exploring, some like to act and just want to role-play everything, etc.

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>>51598832
>anti-skub
>>>/out/

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>>51598524
>Pugs should be mercy killed on sight though
It's sad that I have to agree. My neighbor got a pug more than a decade ago, and it was a damn good dog but the health problems just kept piling up and it really suffered.

Pugs seem like they would be bro dogs if it weren't for the horrible inbreeding, they looked just fine a century ago.

>>51596745
>>51599467
It basically boils down to these two:

>D&D in general is pretty shit, requires serious work to be good, and the publisher doesn't help the situation
>most players are shit, especially those who get in TRPGs because of video games or anime

Nothing new here.

>>51599649
I'm 90% certain that was Virt come back for a revival tour.

>>51599579
Purebreed dogs generally are a crime against nature, filled with genetic diseases.
Some breeds more than others obviously, but if I ever get around getting a dog, it's gonna be a mutt.

>>51599058

>woman chess player

>>51599699
Who?

>>51599719
I agree. Grew up with two dogs. One was a mutt and the other was a pure bred lab. The lab was a complete retard.

>>51597985
If anything he should find a way to thicken them. This is glorious.

>>51599762
A very prominent shitposter that was on /tg/ for years until he got banned by the new mods.

>>51599762

Permabanned tripfag dipshit who thinks he's an epic troll. Keeps saying he's not coming back, yet keeps coming back because autism.

>>51597805
Everyone who says this has never been to collage, everyone who has knows they are still just drunkatoriums.

>>51598422
That's an insult to the Lord of Fate and Alfather Nurgle

RIOTS

>>51599143
No see it's Scarlet Spider that eats people.

>>51593889
3edgey5me

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>>51599770
My family got a dog when I was a kid expecting a fullbred lab (they didn't get it for being fullbred, it was coincidence, can't remember what led to getting that dog specifically), and when we got it the dog had mud on its paws from waiting outside. When we took it home and cleaned it off, we noticed it had brown patches of fur where the mud previously was. Apparently we got scammed, or it would've been a scam if we cared.

She's a damn good dog though, even in her old age.

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>>51599830

No way, colleges are full of evil liberals. Pic related, it's totally a true story.
Wait, he's a soldier, so he's protecting the guy's right to say stupid things, but he hits the guy that he's supposedly protecting for saying the stupid things that soldiers are supposed to protect his right to say. My head hurts

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>>51599762

Just some fag is all. If you want to know about him, here's a pic.

>>51593280
This is from Planet Earth 2. It's fucking incredible, everyone should watch it.

>>51600021
"I fought for your freedom speech and then came back from war to restrict it!"

>>51599804
>>51599787
someone post his last post
you know the one
with F.A.T.A.L

>>51600070
I don't see how that was about freedom of speech particularly.
Like, punching person in a face is just wrong, and hopefully illegal in most places, but assault isn't really a thing against speech.

>>51600136
Punching people because of what they say is the against-speech thing in question.

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>>51600122

Also http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/43816020/#43823558

>>51600180
Well sure, but in a way it was a working counter point to the professors argument. The idea that God works though humans is common one.
Not saying it was proof of god, I would be a shitty atheist were I to say that, but that method of trying to disproof god by the professor was really stupid too.

But still, don't punch people kids. That's bad.

>>51600057
i have a great list of VirtualOptim's finest autism in one well made image, but posting it makes me get banned everytime

>>51600284
> but that method of trying to disproof god by the professor was really stupid too.
The whole story is stupid and made up, so that's really to be expected.

>>51600284
The point was "I defend the freedom of speech" and "I punch people who say things I don't like" are in contradiction.

>>51600329
But he didn't punch a person for saying a thing he didn't like, but for saying "come in and punch me".

>>51600316
pls upload to imgur and post link?

>>51600316
>>51600364
this

>>51600362
Which as clearly not meant to be taken as a sincere request, as any reasonable person, court of law, or non-autist would agree.

>>51593541
>bananas
>with WHITE chocolate
>breakfast with eggs and sausages
>are actually hot dogs
>croissants with chocolate paste
>is actually nutella
>baked potato with filling
>just scrape out the entire potato insides
>combine jelly and fruit
>is jello in an orange skin, no fruit required
>sausage roll
>with MOTHER FUCKING HOT DOGS

I've been trolled hard

>>51596247

What, exactly, enables this? I'm curious now

>>51600480
While I agree with all implications you made there, nothing keeping you from improving on the idea with real food options.

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>>51600433

>arguing with a guy who agrees with you but is just playing devil's advocate

How retarded are you, son?

>>51600659
What's the purpose of a devil's advocate if not to argue with?

>>51600698

Pointing out potential flaws in an otherwise-blindly-accepted position, forcing consideration of multiple viewpoints, keeping the discussion from becoming an echo chamber?

>>51598441
>slaanesh
Wrong Clinton.

>>51600724
If you didn't want to argue, you shouldn't have made such a dumb counterclaim.

>>51600820

I'm not him, just popped in to answer your (admittedly rhetorical) question.

>>51600724
well then arguing with a devils advocate is good right?

>>51599277
Can we not make Nazi jokes? I lost an uncle in the Holocaust . He fell out of a guard tower.

>>51600986
I too lost an uncle in the holocaust. Some dumbass guard fell on him

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>>51600070
>>51600136
>>51600180
>>51600284
>Having a debate on a shitty facebook-level poorly constructed strawman story with extremely strong, blatant, and stupid bias
You're both already wrong.

>>51598688
I just made point blank shot and precise shot together.

I call it precise blank point shot.

>>51594514
kek

>>51593765
Does anyone have a full image of that villager girl?

>>51599750
It truly is an Ed Greenwood campaign.

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I feel like this could use a good one but I've got nothing. Any takers?

>>51601297
Nat 1 insight check.
>You're having a really difficult time reading this guy...

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>>51598782
I believe it was the first ed of the DM guide that said that if you, as a DM, didn't know how to make correct DCs, just do DC 5 on easy rolls, DC 10 on average and DC 15 on hard rolls, ignoring any and all bonuses, so you needed to roll a nat 5, 10 or 15 or more on the die to get a success.

I always did that and for that suggestion alone I bought the DMG of 4th ed, even I 4th bored me to tears. People though, went ballistic because of that suggestion, to the point it got errataed.

>>51599055
Vampires are crazy cat ladies, basically, and that's the crazy cat lady aisle.

>>51601360
>Otto's Irresistible Dance

>>51600810
>that
>a paladin
>even looks like a woman
that said, if asked that nicely I would give her some love.

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I've seen this posted with a fucking golden filename, but I've forgotten the damn thing. All I can think of is
>Retired PC's
but I'm looking for suggestions.

>>51600480
What really got to me was

>combining jelly and condensed milk
>literally just condensed milk with bits of jelly in it

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>>51594024

>>51594451
Golden.

>>51599719
Some of the working breeds are alright but they usually need a tonne of exercise.

>>51601610
10/10 anon

>>51601370
>not gm_just_read_the_illiad.jpg

>>51598297
I kinda rushed too fast in Skellige, I missed all these quests that can't be done after King's Gambit

>>51598829
God, I actually recognize that.
I think I need to reevaluate my life..

>>51601729
>Great Unclean One

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>>51601898

>>51600480
>not sausages
>hot dogs
Is this some new kind of American degeneracy? Weird dates and measurement units aren't enough? A hot dog is a fucking sausage in a bun. In those recipes those are sausages.

>>51601503
Otto's can only target one person at a time. Mass Suggestion maybe?

>>51602015
Whoa, might want to tone down that autism friend

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>>51601962
You know how it goes with these people. Next they're gonna say these are hamburgers.

>>51601929
kek

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>>51602057
>someone never ate a hambagu

>>51602043
>Go to /5eg/ and not know this, you're a retard that needs to read the goddamn book.
>Go literally anywhere else and know this, you're autistic.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

>>51602114

It's less about knowing it and more about bringing it up in a thread where nobody cares.

>>51602057
Of course not, you need buns and pickles for that to be a hamburger.

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>>51602114
Welcome to /tg/.
Victory does not exist.

>>51601891
Source?

>>51598014
>Dark Heresy combat
Excuse me, what? We have not been playing the same game.

>>51602183
Mitsudomoe.
None of the characters in that image are traps.

>>51602209
Shit. Thanks anyway anon.

>>51602208
Burning fate points to avoid actual hits maybe?

>>51593765
The greatest timeline.

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>>51594024
>>51595391

>>51593280
You know, if you start running in the 90's at the same time as this video they're disturbingly well matched. Like, song breaks and scene changes happen within a second.

>>51602301

Why would they close for winter? Is it in some seasonal tourist town?

>>51602351
Dairy Queen does this in my town, too. No clue. Must be an ice cream thing.

>>51602351
>>51602384

Ice cream sells best in months when it's warm outside. If the winters are cold enough that your sales tend to do poorly, there's no point opening up shop just to lose money during those months.

>>51598298
Do you fap thinking Cheetos Short-Fingers? How pathetic...

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>>51598291
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51602208
When melee got real serious in higher power games, it essentially did become a series of rolls to hit, followed by rolls to parry

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>>51602301
I thought I knew my Dank Dungs but I don't get it.

>>51602646
"The Cold Stone Prevents Passage"

What the narrator says when you hit a wall in the ruins and need to use a shovel or clear it by hand.

>>51598549
You know about Sonichu?

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>>51597985
GW should have a painting mastery variety dedicated to this stuff. "How hard can we fuck it up and still have it recognisable."

>>51596771
OH BOY GUESS WHO’S A FUCKING IDIOT! YOU ARE!

Sage for off topic.

Most countries have no need of immigration. Japan, China, and Korea have economic growth rates between 5% and 15%. Nations with heavy immigration have near 0%, or even negative growth rates, leading to economic collapse. Under the guise of “enrichment”, we have allowed our cultures to be destroyed, such as Christmas concerts banned in favor of “holiday” celebrations. Under the lie of “tolerance” we must accept high immigrant crime rates with daughters being killed because they would not wear a veil. Why do we really have immigration? A Liberal Cabinet Minister stated, “The only reason we have immigration is because they vote 80% for the political party that let them into the country; that’s why we have immigration!” Common immigration myths include: