IT'S LADY MALYS I WAS MOTHERFUCKKING RIGHT

>>51341376
>it's another "GW trying to make woman miniature" episode

GW confirmed footfags

who's dat?

>>51341436
aw, butthurt about women intruding into your precious neckbeard sanctuary?

>>51341462
based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AvuYAOJi8M

>>51341488
Lolwut?

>>51341485
Dark Eldar special character, introduced in last codex but did not have model until now.
her schtick is
>poison, poison for everyone

>>51341436
I'm confused..Are you upset, or are you saying other nerds will be upset?

>>51341376
That sculpt is dread knight hideous.

>>51341488
>>51341532
He just means that GW sculptors can't sculpt attractive female models

>>51341532
He is referring to the fact that all women that GW make look awful. This one is no exception to the rule.

>>51341606
the only problem is her dumb headdress, everything else looks tight

she looks like a proper anime ojou villainess

John Blanche has been sneaking into the design studio and the guys over on Iron sleet are now jizzing to death at the sight of this sweet kitbash potential.

>>51341638
The new celestine looks fucking angelic, what are talking about?

>>51341488

Another lardass model. Nothing to see here.

I,can practically hear her "fufufu"ing as she looks upon the pathetic mon'keigh's and their indecent genitals

confirmed not lady malys by Warhammer TV

>when dat ass so fat you need an oval base for it

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>no eldar waifu to step on your dick while calling you a filthy monkey.

>>51341689
>The new celestine looks fucking angelic
Hi tumblr

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>Barefoot

>>51341732
You think she will sneak off and start fondling a few just to see how indecent they are?

>>51341436
She doesn't look that bad, desu.

Codex: Hellraiser

>>51341647
Cat suit with a bodice and a bustle is bringing out my inner /fa/ggot.

>>51341647

I'll just be snapping that big headdress of and replacing i with a smaller one from the wytch set or something.

>>51341376
Swiggity swooty, I'm comin for that booty

>>51341376
is there an in-canon reason for why she's carrying all those soulstones?

>>51341376
T3 Thick

>>51341462
Nothing wrong with that.

>>51342488
its weird they use soulstones to prevent their souls getting eaten by slaanesh. basically to keep them away until ynnead awakes to eat them himself. so they might be needed to summon the avatar in the first place.


Im not too sure atm since im in a constant state of sadness and hype after the new announcement. They release an amazing keeper of secrets alongside killing my favoruite army off

>>51341376
I like the bodysuit under the dress thing, but im not down for the corset and bustle. The gems on the string belt-ish thing are cool, but trying to move would be a bitch.

But let me repeat, fuck that corset.

>>51341783
>Imperial xenobiologists to investigate, eldar may in fact be capable of having dem hips, possibly even dat ass

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>partially barefoot toe-thong thing

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Don't tell me this is supposed to be Fulgrim

>>51342633
And this is how Eldar booty started Imperial Crusade of unparalleled size into Commorragh

>>51342811
Nope, Avatar of Ynnead.

Looks Slaaneshi because Slaanesh is a god born from the Eldar, and Ynnead is supposed to be the Eldar Death God born from siphoning the souls from Slaanesh.

>>51342571
i know why Eldar carry soulstones, but IIRC Dark Eldar don't need them

>>51343778
The screaming souls of Eldar trapped in stones make great fashion accessories.

>>51343093
So Slaanesh is dead now?

>>51344414
It's very likely that Slaanesh will die in this book/event.

GW are phasing out Slaanesh from their game lines.

>>51341376
Not according to the video she's not.
Pretty good choice for a conversion though.Only thing that needs changing is the front of hercorset thingy.

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>>51341376

>another barefoot eldar

>>51341376

its not malis.

>>51344441
wild rumor with no actual support.

>>51344441
Why? Because it offends trans and such?

If anything that would be the perfect god for trans.

>>51344817
It's not a substantiated rumor, but it's also not quite baseless speculation if The End Times is considered as a precedent for the direction that GW wants to take their IP.

>>51344854
there is no actual evidence of it, but neckbeards keep insisting it's going to happen because it fits their sky-is-falling beliefs.

The only thing we've seen is slightly less 'tits everywhere', and that they've had a plot point about Slaanesh being missing (but still talked about and actively sought by her minions who still have power), in AoS.
Which is more of a "Chaos Gods are actually going to do things, instead of being a background element", than "slaanesh is getting squated".

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>>51341376

>Eldar body suit but with those half shoe things

Holy fuck

>>51344885
except they didn't kill off Slaanesh in The End Times.
Your basis for precedent doesn't contain what you're saying, so it is baseless.

>>51344926

Would suck, one of the most interesting chaos gods, as its the most relateable in a way, also perversion is fun.

>>51342932

>Dark Eldar women twerk at Imperial citizen
>Entire sector fell
>Had to be cleansed and reclaimed.

>>51345059

They needed to be cleansed if they thought twerking looks anything other than retarded.

with hundreds of seductive and amazingly alluring dances out there, you had to go with the one that looks stupid as fuck?

>>51345218
It's not all bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCXISr-odBA

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>>51341376

Is it just me or is 40k lore getting shitty while at the same time the models get cooler.

>>51345473
I disagree. The lore is getting different and the models are getting different.

>>51341376
>cavalry base
>solely due to cape

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>>51345473

I kinda agree


Hell I fucking love the Tempestus Scion models but hate their lore

>>51345473
If the Redeemer states it, it must be true.

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>>51345473

The red eldar guy has a slick Dark Eldar and Craftworld eldar combo that just looks amazing to me for some reason.

The lady is alright.


Also I dont get the scion hate GW fucking combined Beret Storm Troopers with 3E Storm Troopers it looks great.

>>51345473
I feel the same, new models are cool but new fluff ranges from decent to terrible with few great pieces mostly created by FFG

>>51345631
It's the try hard lore mostly

>>51345631
I don't think anyone ever really complained about the models.
Its the retardly snowflakey fluff to justify charging for another codex that got people in my area annoyed.

>>51345218

>hurr durr dem monkies do it so it's bad

Someone doesn't appreciate a nice fine ass.

>>51341376
She would be so pretty if she wore her hair down

>>51345473
Not just you.
The recent models a freaking great, especially the TS, but the fluff just gets stupider.

I've personally frozen my headcanon somewhere around 2003.

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>>51345746
Not him, but there are way better ways to show off an ass than bluntly shaking it up and down.

>>51342571
Biel tan isn't dead just civil war

>>51341626
So? Better than the anime garbage from kingdom death

>>51345751
>Headcanon
>40k

Holy shit, are people this fucking retarded serious?

It's a setting for a model wargame man, it's not supposed to be hyper-serious and considering you claim 2003 was good, it sounds like you're one of those 4th edition faggots.

>>51345784
>like shaking it left and right

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>>51345784

Can't we just enjoy all of it? You posted Shante so I see you as a poster of patracian taste

>>51343778
They do if they want to live outside the webway

>>51345869

Well its better than what we have currently

>>51345881
Like dancing, you imbecile.

>>51341626
Who cares if they're attractive? Do you want to have a hardon while playing 40k?

>>51341376
After sanding off those lines and adding a different head, that will make a good Neferata.

Which seems to be what they're channeling with that pocket pussy.

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>>51345869

>>51345889
Are you fucking high?

The fluff is exactly the same, there was just less of it.

Hell, I'm finally glad we're through the dull patch and we have more Magical grimdark hijinks happening.

2003 was the Storm of Chaos/Eye of terror tier shit.

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>>51342811
That looks fucking terrible.

What were they thinking?

>>51341488
> He doesn't have the reading comprehension to see he's merely bitching about the uninteresting sculpt

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>>51345631
The aesthetic dips too far into steampunk for my liking and the stupid auful helmet looks like the baby from Dinosaurs

>>51345933

Ill agree but people can belive anything they want

I prefer the 40k is a setting not a story ideal

>>51345869
>you claim 2003 was good, it sounds like you're one of those 4th edition faggots
The fluff, not necessarily the rules.
And I don't want it "hyper-serious", I want decently written stories, not change for the sake of it, like blowing up planets for no good reason.

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>>51341376
Wow. That's such a blatant ripoff that it looks like something out of early Warhammer.

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>another "female" model by games cuckshop
>it looks like shit

Who would have guessed.

>>51346010
Nigga, when was 40k ever written "Well"?

You do realise the people have not changed much? Oh sorry, we lost Andy Chambers, the guy who wrote Starcraft 2.

Yes, that Starcraft 2.

>>51346031
>bare feet
>boob, ass, tits

200% lewd

>>51342811
Anybody else noticing how GW sculpts are becoming increasingly dependent on "particle effects" ?

>>51346038
The problem with 40k is that the story was best when most of it was undefined.

GW can't write stories, and they suck ass at filling in holes. They also proved they can't progress the plot either.

>>51341376

Its like GW took multiple fetishes and put them into one model

>Hips
>Boobs
>barefeet
>body suits
>and a fucking elf on top of it

>>51346061
I disagree.

I loved Warzone Fenris, it felt like a fucking Fantasy Novel in Space, just like how 40k is.

We had an army of shamanistic Conans fighting Space Thulsa Doom.

I think people just need to get their heads out of their asses and stop assuming they know better, they really don't.

>>51346037
>celestine and gemini are godtier
>cawl is fap tier
>Malys is waifu tier
>veridian is dominatrix tier

What are you talking about ?

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>>51346056
It replaced hat size as their way of indicating who the VIP is.

>>51341376
Damn shit, Eldar are beautiful.

>>51346101
>40kids still gobble this trash up and ask for more

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>All these xeno fappers in this thread

>>51346056
I think it's just the CAD guys finally being able to use CAD to their advantage.

Works well for along of magic things.

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>>51346111
Pretty sure if they ever give Slaanesh a model, it'll just be a swirly cloud.

>>51346038
>Nigga, when was 40k ever written "Well"?
Because back then the writers understood that 40k works infinitely better as a setting than as a story.
They also had a certain amount of restraint.

>>51346130
That's what you get for not having female Space Marines.

>>51346149
They really didn't.

This is literally the 13th crusade redone, but at least interesting shit is happening.

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>>51341376
>dem hips

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>>51344949
No, they basically killed him in Age Of Sigmar however.

He was kicked out of the Great Game and replaced by Horned Rat. His domains were taken by Archaon, allowing him to become a Chaos God (or demigod at any rate, a being subordinate ONLY to the Chaos Gods). He was also forced to cough up all the Elf souls, and is so diminished that he's actually being kept in a cave in the mortal world.

If Slaanesh ever does free himself, he has nothing to return to. No domain, no Chaosgodhood, and most of his Daemons are fighting each other to decide who's in charge. Meaning Slaanesh has been removed from the setting as effectively as he can be without actually being killed.

>>51346211
You're somewhat spinning the narrative here, because a majority of Slaaneshi are actively hunting to find him and free him as they're probably the second more loyal followers bar nurgle.

Also, the Horned Rat basically being a Proxy for Tzeentch will mean Khorne and Nurgle might help him back.

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>>51346195
Yeah, we saw how well it works out when GW does that.

You guys are still in your ET: Nagash stage. Just give it time.

>>51346211
I'm not convinced that Archaon isn't actually possessed by Slaanesh instead of having taken over his shit, but yeah, AoS decided that they couldn't have tits and ass in their game for children and got rid of her. Shit sucks.

>>51346245
>The majority
[Citation Needed]

The strongest Keeper Of Secrets decided she is the new Slaanesh and most of the rest are fighting to be it, and the lore says that Slaanesh's worshipers are worshiping Archaon now.

In fact, as I recall the words were that a small number were trying to find him.

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>>51341488
>war is a neckbeard sanctuary
>having no awarness of where you are

>>51346264
Yet we have more tiddies on trees than ever.

The fact that people only really care about Slaanesh when it comes to Diaz-Daemonettes shows how Slaanesh DOES need a redesign.

>>51346089
>I loved Warzone Fenris, it felt like a fucking Fantasy Novel in Space, just like how 40k is.
Good for you, but I strongly dislike the turn SW have taken in the last few codexes.

I got into the army because they were marines with a cool viking theme.
All the wolveriding and wulfen given elite equipment and retarded dreadnought design really turned me off.

Same with Warzone Fenris; at the end of the day, what was really archieved from a story perspective?

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>>51341174
>>51341174

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>>51341689
>angelic
>that gormless mug
>that failure of the flesh
>where are my six wings, and incomprehensible beauty
excommunicate yourself

>>51346322
>Retarded dreadnaught design
>Giant Axe and Shield is somehow retarded.

We get it buddy, you're a 2003 babby who wants everything to be bland and sterile.

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>>51342811
This
Is
SHIT

She's even got painted toes. Me gusta!

>>51346101
>>celestine and gemini are godtier
shit taste detected.
>>cawl is fap tier
cawl is not a woman, and the poor optimization of his design leaves me annoyed. where is the practicality
>>Malys is waifu tier
vect a best, Malysfags >>>/out/
>>51346138
they'll be tzeench and they would be right to do so

>>51346195
>This is literally the 13th crusade redone, but at least interesting shit is happening.
Except back then they had the sense to not destroy Cadia for cheap shock value?

>>51346195
>They really didn't.
they actually did, when i look at the old necron codex it was awesome for what it was.
numerous blacklibirary authors trying to pound a horror story rather than the faction fap of now adays

>>51346434
>where is the practicality
>AdMech
>Practicality

>>51342811
I hope the head and hair are independent from the energy. Almost makes me want to use the head and hair with some Marine stuff to make like an Dark Apotheosis version of my EC lord to use as a DP.

>>51346434
>where is the practicality
Not in Warhammer. Never was in Warhammer. You're free to go play historical games.

>>51346359
>We get it buddy, you're a 2003 babby who wants everything to be bland and sterile.
diff anon.
>not understanding that over complicated =/= good.
seriously through a lot of these models vomit way too much shit.

>>51346195
>>51346462

I would like it people didnt treat everything with the old is better mentality

Rouge trader threads turn into circle jerks fast

>>51344685
Not wanting a lithe pale skin beauty that will aggressively cuddle with you under the covers as she violates the last of the rasperry whipple ice cream as you helplessly fall asleep watching her guilt pleasure rom-com holo-film.

>>51346485
Actually, early Fantasy was very practical and early 40k was supposed to be impractical in the way of the hugest and ridiculous things being small like a Godzilla tabletop game.

In fact, the creator of both Warhammers said "Fuck all ya'll niggas, Priestly out" over how much he hated the idea of large models with a lot of parts. His gift to GW was Lord Of The Rings as his magnum opus.

>>51346503

People dont have to listen to the new lore but I agree lets wait this shit out before we jump already.

It may not be the best but people should really stop acting like faggots in 40k threads but this community it to large to stop that attitude

>>51346247

After seeing what AoS did for Orcs in Fantasy, I can honestly say, as an Ork player since 2007,

BRING.
IT.
ON.

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>>51346485
>>Not in Warhammer. Never was in Warhammer.
>failling for the everything is pointlessly stupid meme.
anon, tech priests are the only people who try to be practical at least in their bodies. if they are rich enough and cawl is they would have a body for combat, meetings, field work and the like. At no point is having a b0k run underneath a foot at all times something any one with half a neuron is going to do.
extra-limbs, brain-cases, abyents, etc that is usefull even if it is arcane or over worked.
but the imperial halfcentar isn't at this point cawl's upgrades are more of a hindrance and i'm fairly certian his neurons have decayed to the point of uselessness.
>>>/adseculariii/
AVE OMNISSIAH.

>>51346548
You want a new kind of Ork introduced who makes all other Orks look like wimps and slavishly obey them because they're so super awesome and are on a mission from gyawd plus have super cool scars and magic metal?

Because that's what the Orruks were. Orky Sues.

>>51345432
Kind of meh

>>51346586

No, I want actually decent Orks.

I don't give a fuck about the rest of that shit.

>>51346245
>Horned Rat basically being a Proxy for Tzeentch
Wherever this came from? Last time I checked, Tzeentch and Nurgle were both mentioned as allies to the Horned rat, in the Pestilens and DoT battletomes respectively.

>>51346503
I don't.
I actually prefer the new necron concept over the old one, even if the old codex was more competently written.
I like stuff like bringing back Knights and Genestealer Cults.
I dislike bullshit like Space Wolves riding actual wolves or having some sort of untainted warp soul.

>>51345746

Thats an interesting comparison, never thought of it that way, but ok.

Its just basic, no subtlety, no seductiveness, no playfulness, its just shake the ass... boring.

There are better ways to display fine asses than moving them up and down.

>>51341376
>clip massive hair and feather right off
>replace with any other female hair or use green stuff
the model is now 10/10

>>51346632

New 40k lore has great concepts

Horrible executions

>>51346653
Or maybe just replace the head.

>>51346574
Even the oldest arts of the AdMech show them as formless blobs of machine parts in torn robes.

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>>51346670
Anyone knows where I can find a suitable smug head?

>>51346586
But you have exactly that in 40k. Seriously. It's called the Beast.

>>51346704
No, I'm not talking about an individual.

I mean an entire breed of Ork who's lore is literally that all the others are pointless nobodies and won't be important.

All your models? Congratulations, they're now the Robin to their Batman. Not even in most stories, and usually the worse ones when they do show up.

>>51346692
>Even the oldest arts of the AdMech show them as formless blobs of machine parts in torn robes.
going to need a citation on that. i like admech art.
hell the oldest admech models i've seen they are basically more mangy then they are now

>>51346692
>>51346733

why are you 2 arguing over this

>>51346000
>The aesthetic dips too far into steampunk for my liking
>steampunk

What are you smoking?

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>>51346731
The Beast are not an individual. It's an entire breed of Ork.

>>51346741
it's a perfectly valid thing to argue over

>>51346766
Oh, so 40k is to blame for the complete fucking of greenskins.

I should have guessed.

>>51346128
40k grognard never buy anything and still complain about things they will never ever buy>
Worked out well for WHFB huh ?

>>51346653
>ditch topknot
>use massive hair thing you just clipped off to make proper head of hair
that's probably how I'd handle the model if I played eldumbs

>>51346797
I'm sorry, are you high?

>>51346812
Isn't everybody on 4chan a high futa?

>>51341689
I dont even like sisters and I agree with you.

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>>51346653
Is this hair good enough for you?

>>51346883
Barefoot elven female is quickly turning into my newest fetish.

>>51346883
Magical girl looking bitch.

>>51346899

You just got it right now?

>>51341488
I'm more butthurt about how GW is unable to make good looking miniatures, every character, no matter how cool it may be, will end up looking like a deformed crack child when made into a miniature.

>>51347015
I'm usually gazing at other assets first.

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>>51346899
Barefoot and bare thighs.

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>>51347106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hLLRvSLiKk

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>>51345896
>Who cares if they're attractive? Do you want to have a hardon while playing 40k?

N-no...

>>51341376
I want to like this, but I can never get over how fucking retarded GW stuff looks in heroic scale.

>>51346899
>>51347106

Footfags get out everyone knows thighs breasts and armpits are the best

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>>51345896

>>51347205
okay but what about thighs breasts armpits AND feet

because if you haven't noticed she's got all of those going for her right now

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>>51346839
Yes
Come pay us a visit at /d/

>>51347106
>>51347150
Too bad about that excuse to charge over $100, I mean beetle.

>>51347248
/d/ is too lite. Come to /aco/.

It has "nightmare waifu" general.

>>51347215
Fucker. You beat me to it.

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>>51346899
>>51347106

You are getting a top tier fetish

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>>51347305
Are we forgetting the original sexy GW Elfdar?

Morathi, with exposed thighs, armpits, AND breasts, who has sex with Daemonettes, humans, and her own son.

>>51341962
I agree. I actually quite like some of the female mini's Geedubs have released.

>>51347351
For the life of me I can't figure what they were thinking giving her exposed tits, but putting boots on her. Then again, the quality of sculpting wasn't quite up there back then to sculpt attractive feet.

>>51347496
She was the high priestess of Slaanesh when they made that model.

She's too good to touch the ground, but everyone needs to see her bits.

>>51341376
I'm confused, is she just standing on her toes or is she supposed to be striding forward?

>>51347496
In the ninetys/ early 2000s uber sexualising woman was the thing. If your female character wasn't a sultry dominatrix you were doing it wrong.

>>51347601
Striding forward. Putting down the balls first is generally considers a more graceful way of walking than the usual heel-ball method.

>>51347651
Bit overdone though.
She looks like she's dipping her toes into a pool to test the temperature.

>>51347651
What?
Nevermind grace, you put your foot down without putting any weight on it yet to feel the ground make sure you aren't stepping on a d4.
It's our natural gait.

>>51347703

Her back foot is probably fully on the ground

>>51347703
eh I see what you mean but to me she looks like shes dancing forward.
>>51347744
She isn't human, Deldar are super graceful even if they stepped on a block of lego I doubt it would be as bad as it would be for one of us.

>>51341376
>no shoes
>one armored gauntlet
>bustle
>catsuit
what the fuck was the designer thinking

>>51347943
He was thinking all the right things.

>>51347943

No shoes is a 10/10 for me

>>51341376

That is absolutely fucking awful.

>dat shitty headdress
>dat shitty bustle
>dat stubby leg
>dat crappy wide-armed roid-abuser pose

>>51348086
The indian chief hat is so easy to remove, it's not even worth mentioning.

>>51348086
t. 40years old virgin neckbeard

>>51347943
honestly this combination would be more at home an an imperial noble than an eldar one, but with her and greyfax it's nice to see them going a little more out there with the designs

>>51348139
I think its fine for a corsair or Dark Eldar.

>>51348139
What's so weird about Greyfax? She looks like your typical Matthew Hopkins in space.

>>51348129
But won't it mess up the hair on the back of her head? Won't we be forced to use a shitty top-knot to not look balding?

>>51348181
are you retarded ? just cut around the wrap

>>51348195
No, I mean the entire thing means she probably doesn't have hair on the back of her head at all, which is fugly.

>>51348139
An imperial noble would be wearing heels. They always wear heels.

>>51348226
Imperium is so large, you can imagine any outfit and they probably wear it on some planet.

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>>51348175
nothing weird about her

Her design is just a bit less restrained than the usual space hopkins GW puts out.

>>51348218
You couldn't even take the five seconds to look at the video?

Only the sides of her head are shaved.

>>51348315

I bet she'd look good with stubble painted on the sides.

>>51348340

or some more dark eldar war paint

>>51341376
The canedelabrum/headdress thing looks dumb as fuck (but should be dead-easy to remove), literally everything else is aces.
That said, this hits a lot of fetish spots for me:
>bustle
>corset
>latex-like bodysuit
>bare feet on tiptoe
>cinched high ponytail with undercut
>flowing skirt with trail
>large earrings
>scimitar & fan
I don't even collect eldar and I want this model...

>>51341376
What kind of fashion abortion is this?

>>51348459
>abortion
Stop projecting

>>51348459
Standard fair for the setting. Everything looks like shit and somehow functions worse than you'd think.

>>51348500

Savage

>>51348419
Does Abaddon make you hard?

>>51348419
please varnish your models before hotgluing

>>51348419
>bustle
>latex bodysuit
>bare feet
>undercut
>large earrings
>scimitar and fan

You have shit fetishes.

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>>51348500
neckbeard eternally btfo.
Models are ACE and will sold out in 2 minutes

>>51345218
>he hasn't had someone twerk on him before.

>>51348578
Stop shaming scimitarfags.

>>51346038
That was Chris metzen + a stable family.

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>>51341376
Dem feet

>>51348500
kek.

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>>51341376
OH NOES Adrian! The Reds are polluting the city lake! What do we do?

We call the Watchmen!

>>51348599

CURVED. SWORDS.

>>51348578
Tell us of your patrician fetishes, anon.

Why are there so many barefoot female elf sculpts? Is there some lore I'm forgetting?

>>51348848
They gyrinx may actually pre-date the watchmen entirely. It was first released in '87, if I'm remembering right.

>>51348549
In a corset, maybe.

>>51348898
scat
diaper.

>>51348901
Lore of boners.

>>51348901

Well this new barefoot dark eldar chick is the second one

the 1st one was Lilith

>>51348925
well, both are based on real life lynx so whatevers

>>51348970
Well there is also Allarielle, both versions, a solid number of wood elf stuff, the Tenebral Shard from Silver Tower and, arguably, the whole haemonculus faction for deldar.

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>>51348943
>Scat
>Diaper
>Anything higher than fucking degenerate tier

>>51346731

Ullanor orks and the beasts horde, both had Nobs as normal boys which is what Ironjawz are too.

Ironjawz don't have warbosses who are literally the size of houses, unlike Ullanor or the Beast

>>51348898

I have pleb fetishes, but at least they aren't shit like bustles. I mean come on, why wouldn't you just go for an ass fetish instead? Fake wire asses?

>>51348901
I think maybe Galadriel from the Jackson movies was an influence? She's been barefoot in all of her appearances if memory serves me.

>>51342811
there is a very fine line between trying to "simulating particle effects" and "triggering tryptophobia", and this is right on the edge

>>51348943
>say others have shit fetishes
>your fetishes are literally about shit

>>51349224
>Ironjawz don't have warbosses who are literally the size of houses, unlike Ullanor or the Beast
...yet.

>>51349341

Well their prophet and avatar of GorkaMorka is a badass but equally sized megaboss who makes up for it by riding a Tigrex

So he makes up for it and his in game stats reflect it

>>51347496
The weird antlers in her hair and the huge wings on the horse make her look tiny. Like it's a girl wearing clothing too big for her.

I'd have had it with the horse with its head down and wings tucked in against its sides, like it's in full gallop. Then she'd be clinging to its back with one hand, so closely that there's barely any space between them, spear pointing forwards tucked under her arm, and the hair streaming behind her like it's being blown by the wind.

>>51349340
>implying that was me

Thanks, all three of you are faggots.

>>51349150
>>51349340
hey, I have noticed that the people who get triggered over foot fetishes have literally shit fetishes.

>>51349312

The holes aren't uniform enough to trigger my tryptophobia, and they aren't deep and black inside or super imposed on flesh or another surface. It's just jagged swiss cheese.

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>>51348901
What lore? Female elves are often depicted barefoot in all fiction, not just Warhammer. You don't need to look further than WoW to see that.

>>51349392
But I don't get triggered over foot fetishes, and my fetish is strong kind men, who fight for what's right which makes it completely unavoidable in a RPG

>>51349392
>he still doesn't know that foot fetishes are literally brain synapse abnormalities cross wiring the adjacent regions of the brain related to feet and sexual arousal

whatever you say, footfag. there's nothing logical about foot fetishes at all. even more illogical than shit, diapers, and guro, which are also garbage tier fetishes

>>51349426
t. golden shower man.

>>51349367
Is he really the avatar of Gorkamorka, or just their everchosen?

>>51349392
>implying footfags aren't just shitposters who mention their shitty fetish every chance they get

People get triggered by constant, annoying shitposts? Tell me more!

>>51349411
I was talking about literal fecal matter.

>>51349437

Pee comes from a vagina. Vaginas are related to sex and women. Foot comes from ???

I guess foot fetishes are understandable if you're a masochist and like women stepping on you, but I don't get masochism either.

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>>51349445
Oh, okay, that adds up

>>51349426
All fetishes are okay, but foot fetish is suddenly a mutation of the brain? How did you even learn that without having one?

>>51349437
Yo are you implying golden shower fetishes aren't way better than scat, diapers, guro, and feet? I'll fight you, faggot by peeing on you

>>51349480
>How did you even learn that without having one?

>why is foot fetish so common, it's not even sexy
>google it
>first page of results all say the same thing

Try using your brain and/or google once in your life instead of accusing people of random shit every time they "found out" about things.

I can tell you're one of those average dumbasses who don't know shit and never finds out things for themselves.

>>51349459
What about ass, the most popular fetish? How is it related to sex and women?

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>>51349445
>I was talking about literal fecal matter.
that's a mental disorder if am not mistaken.

>>51349441

He speaks directly for them, Everchosen is probably a better analogy. He's essentially Ghazghul with bigger underlings.

>>51349500
>first page of results all say the same thing
This only proves one thing to me, that the Internet is full of close minded morons who jump onto the most ridiculous ideas to justify their beliefs. Which I really did not need a proof of, as /tg/ demonstrates that well enough.

>>51349532
>>51349466
I was talking about people like
>>51349459
>>51349426
>>51349442

>footfags are a mental disease
>unlike pee because it comes from the cooch or poop because is comes from the ass.

>>51349532
I'll tell you what's a real mental disorder - getting angry at the sexual preferences of other people and telling them what to get aroused by.

>>51346512
Stop it anon, my dick can only get so hard!

>>51349441
He's neither. Gork (not Gorkamorka, they'd been split in half at the time) punched the ground, and Gordrakk climbed out of the hole. He's not an orc who became powerful and influential through badass feats and leadership, he was created whole cloth by Gork to be his voice among the orcs.

In practice though, it works out like >>51349545 said.

>>51349579
I can agree with that for the most part, any faggot that indicates waterworks is a sound fetish deserves to ride the electric stream.
Though I am very much interested in where foot fetishism comes from

>>51349605
shitlover it's in the dsm, humans have at an instinctual level a dislike of shit like most mammals.

>Slaanesh
>literally represents the folly of liberal degeneracy
>Ynnead
>God that will destroy Slannesh
>Released right after Trumps inauguration after all this time
>Trump confirmed Ynnead
>Yrump

>>51349579
They're both disgusting you buffoon

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>>51349704
HOL' UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN
WE
WUZ

PISS FETISHISTS AND SHIT?

>>51349698
I like the theory that it first appeared in Europe during the Black Death, when conventional sex was extremely risky and people had to resort to footjobs.

>>51349768
footjobs are much older than that, pretty sure.

>>51349340
i-i think that was the joke anon

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>>51349768
possible, but it does need to explain footbinding in china because of wide spread disease.
No idea why people don't fetish hands if that is the case.
also that sort of falls out because titwanks.
i've heard that it might be due to erogenous zones and the feet occupy adjacent sections of the brain but I'm not a neuro science major so i can't prove or disprove that

>>51341436

body wise she isn't that bad, and yeah the face is kinda meh, but it's not terrible, and Eldar are supposed to look freaky anyway.

>>51349871
>people don't fetish hands

You sweet, innocent babe.

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>>51349829
Finally someone gets it.
Here, have a rendition of the battle of cannae.

>>51349903
>i posted kira pictured with victim hand
my point was i don't see it anywhere to the level of feet.

>>51349871
>why people don't fetish hands
They do. It's just much rarer because hands are something you see on a constant basis. You'd lose your interest in tits rather quickly if every girl went around with bare tits.

>>51349921
>cannae
that actually is pretty good for what it was supposed to do.
>hannible's legs wrapped around pinning the roman
>roman is unable to fight effectively because of the close pressure.

>>51349940
>You'd lose your interest in tits rather quickly if every girl went around with bare tits.
interestingly enough they can all do that.
They don't.
But the could.

>>51341376
It's no Lady Malys it's some emissary of the Eldar Dead dude god, like how the swirly floaty dude is the avatar of the Dead dude god, and that Red Eldar dude from the last book is the SWORD of the Dead dude God
The names are can not be pronounced. Or fucking spelled

>>51350055
It can still be Lady Malys, in fact, her equipment confirms this theory rather unambiguously. She just changed her name to reflect her new allegiance.

The fact that you have to defend your fetish and compare it to even weirder ones means your fetish isn't that great, footfags.

You don't see titfags or assfags having to defend shit.

>>51341376
Not confirmed for Malys.

Hope it is though.

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>>51350258
for good reason
T&A is patrician taste

>>51350258
Just seeing this whole thing from clicking on the thread and skipping to the bottom there is actually a reason for footfags being a thing. If I'm recalling it correctly estrogen is primarily released from the female body in only a couple of place one of which is the feet. I'm unsure if goes any deeper than but I do know for a fact that it is far more normal than most people think/know.

The more you know.

>>51350258
Don't be so frustrated, one day they will release the miniature of Great Mighty Poo, and you will have something to fap to, too.

>GW is really good at sculpting feet but not faces

it's really weird because most artists are shit at drawing hands and feet. I guess they have their priorities straight.

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>>51350346
>implying they didn't already

Footfags BTFO

>>51350346
>if you don't like feet you like poo
I'm just here laughing while all the female normalfags become disgusted and dump you when they find out you like feet.

>>51350370
The harsh post-processing usually kills whatever work the 'eavy metal guys do on the faces of their models.

I don't like writing off any of the faces until seeing the physical product because of that.

>>51346586
I would be happy if this happened and then all the spacemarine factions were also replaced by super orks.

>>51350370
90% of a mini face is the paintjob.

>>51350448

You wouldn't be so happy when 40k gets discontinued and GW goes bankrupt because you replaced Space Marines with Orks. Check out how successful Gorkamorka is. I bet it even outsells and gets more re-releases than Space Hulk!

>>51350300
Mah primarch

>>51350413
>>51350504
fair enough, I didn't say the faces where terrible, just that they're not good compared to stuff like Infinity. actually even like some of the ancient SoB faces

>>51350637
infinity's faces aren't especially great either, man

They just have a fantastic studio painter and photo editors who are more concerned with aesthetics than clearly showing every piece of the model.

>GW made a cool new miniature
>Literally 50% of the thread is about her bare feet

Never change, /tg/

>>51347046
why are they sold out then ?

>>51349738
Nah, it's just what Trunkards believe. Actually Trump was Khorne pretending to be smart, While being pupeted by Putin, the last Avatar of Tzeench in this current era.

>>51350687

It's a good development.

>>51348901
It adds an element of innocence which is a nice contrast to the seductive and dangerous look most artists go for with elves. In other words waifu-bait.

>>51350687
we want our eldar barefoot and pregnant, and GW agrees

>>51350733

It also has connotations of a connection with nature.

>>51350687
That was things that makes this board the greatest.

/k/ was autistic ESL central.
and /v/ was an internet maelstrom.

>>51350370
Face is the one part of human body that has the smallest, most delicate features. Good luck trying to realistically represent that on such a tiny scale.

>>51350773
Even KDH and Infinity, that using resin and putty still get it wrong sometimes....

>>51350815
>Infinity
they use digital now
gw still uses bubblegum

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>>51350685
>infinity's faces aren't especially great either, man
Sure m8, it's all photoshop and painting.

>>51351217
I love the idea that whomever designed the female jumpsuits added stitching to enhance the appearance of their booty.

>>51351217

Tell the class why you picked this image specifically instead of the many inferior female faces available from CB?

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>>51351285
>female jumpsuits
no they do that for the men too
though why would you complain.

>>51351217
Don't put shit in my mouth, faggot. I'm saying they don't go full retard with photo-editing like GW's photographer's do. I'm also saying Giraldez's painting makes many of the faces look better than the actual miniature's do, in the same way real people use makeup to mask their ugly mugs.

>>51351322
if only gw would do that

>>51351320
I'm not :-3

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>>51351355
I'm glad we are in agreement
to many sex/gender obessed shitpsoters

>>51351409
Quality booty know no race, sex, or creed.

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>>51351290
Why not? Infinity have a lot of female models and their faces looks much better than GW.

>>51347046
It's why I've always prefered to sculpt and paint at 75mm. Shame that's just too massive for wargaming.

>>51351290
There's only 3 or 4 inferior female sculp in infinity and all of them is fucking relics from 2005

>>51341376
>Read up on Lady Malys

>Malys captured a Nob and infected it with a deadly virus sensitive to the Ork reproduction cycle. Malys dropped her new biological weapon onto the Ork forces on Graegus many weeks later, annihilating the greenskin population.[

Getting REALLY sick of your shit GW.

>>51341488
aw, you tried to be snarky.

P.S. Bleach is in the laundry room.

>>51351904

That's par for the course with the Dark Eldar, bar perhaps the Tyranids they're arguably the most advanced when it comes to biology.

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>>51351972
The point is that there are other 'wipe ALL orks out without thought.' weapons in fluff. Having just one is pants on head stupid enough.

It doesnt help they keep popping up as a cover for bad / lazy writers who dont have an understanding of the implication of what they just added.

>still playing GW tabletop
It's like an abusive relationship.

>>51351217
dat shemale jaw, straight out of jurrasic park.

>>51352117
To be fair, they still have awesome things like Kill Team, Blood Bowl, Zone Mortallis and Space Hulk.

And above games are more accesible for newbies than Warmachines and Infinity, both of which is far more competitive and complex, even if it has more solid system.

Also, Skitarii, Imperial Guard and Genestealer cult are awesome, so fuck you.

>>51352150
If you go out of your cave sometimes, you'll be surprise on how real peoples look.

>>51352212
You should try Kings of War

>>51352212
>Kill Team
>awesome things
Pick one

>>51352249
Im not into medieval fantasy much.

>>51352212
>And above games are more accesible for newbies than Warmachines and Infinity
Yeah because a lot of stores have 40k demo.

>>51351562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USgQs9L2gjQ

>>51345869
>it sounds like you're one of those 4th edition faggots.
3.5-early 4th was the golden age. Chambers, Haines, et al. The Chaos Codex that the Chaos players still remember, the last time there was a decent Ork codex, Doctrines, Chapter Traits, VDR, etc. And although balance wasn't perfect, it was a lot better than it is now. The middle-of-the-line armies could and did win big tournies and the bottom tier armies weren't so thoroughly behind the rest.

>>51349965
I just wanted to post a cute hannibal picture.

>>51341647

What if you swept it back a bit, instead of having it fan out front like that?

>>51346031
>Wow. That's such a blatant ripoff that it looks like something out of early Warhammer.
It is.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Gyrinx

>>51346798
>Worked out well for WHFB huh ?
The same doom now awaits and 40k, looks like high sa?es wasn't the key to save Warhammer.

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>>51346159
we're fine, we have SOB
and cute admech girl

>>51344854
>perfect gods for trans

how?

>>51353153
because its a twisted evil monster with deluded perversions

>>51346653
Take the head off a Kingdom Death Miniature, they're amusingly about the right size for GW's janky scale.
There's a bunch of good heads on the unarmoured sprue if you can grab one of those off ebay (should be easy once the new KS ships in winter).

>>51346899
I like how bare feet can look, but touching/other stuff that foot fetishists get off too grosses me out.

>>51352058

Maybe that virus only works on Orks from that particular planet.

I'd also argue that having stupidly overpowered stuff that they don't make use of is also part of the Dark Eldar's schtick.

>>51349605
>HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY PERVERSION
You are why Trump won. Now get in the oven.

>>51350258
This.

>>51350300
As he says, sometimes the simplest things are the best. It's like a ham and cheese sandwich (without butter) or a ham and cheese pizza.

>>51354897
Why is ham and cheese so perfect?

>>51354897
Unless it's prosciutto ham on pizza is the worst.