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>>51333075

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>>51333132
The face of a man betrayed by that which he loves.

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>>51333203
>the maniac is in the mailbox

>>51333100
?

>>51333239
You uneducated philistine.

>>51333239
Jesus, King of Jews.

It's the Latin initials written above the crucifix.

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This needs a name. Also >>51333333

>>51333379
>my dryad tastes funny

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>>51333379
>Level 1 Spell: Talk With Plants

>>51333590
>GM unwilling to punish players

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>>51333609
In the same vein...

>>51335305
>>51335322
Why?

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>>51335354
I made a spelling error and hoped noone saw

>>51335401
I spent 2-3 minutes trying to figure out what the difference was.
Wouldn't have even noticed.

I chuckled.

>>51335322
>GM slowly runs out of patience.

>>51333047
Thank you for reminding me.

>>51334793
Source?

>>51335544
shindol, and it's an edit

>>51335545
>shindol
Mizuryu Kei's Choroi-Onna!! not Shindol. But yeah similar styles and can confirm is edit.

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The only system I know of in which ships come with free machetes as standard issue.

>>51333527
>"No, I have family!"
>"Don't eat me!"
>"AAAAAAAH!"
Wizards.

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>>51336254
I miss the time i had a group.
Even if i had to get up at 3 in the morning for it.

>>51333132
I don't get this one.

>>51333624
Kuwabara knows this some ol' bullshit.

>>51336287
He's a professional mini painter.

>>51336230
Darths and Droids was so good in the prequel trilogy.

>>51336305
And GW is switching to pre-painted? That's fucked.

>>51336325
Not in this universe. Just the battle mat itself is prepainted, but most guys into Warhams eventually get into building scenery themselves and painting it.

The product in this picture is a $75 roll up pre-painted "mat" that you're supposed to play on.

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>>51332920
Ramesh and Kumar continue through the Aether Rveolt spoilers or were they lightning in a bottle?

>>51336622
more pls

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>>51336629

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>>51336668
All I've got, sadly.

>>51336545
I'm surprised this guy doesn't look like SpongeBob.

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>>51336680
thanks!

>>51336321
It still is imo

>>51336699
What Disney movie is this?
Must be pretty shit if I haven't heard about it.

>>51336710
Chuckle'd

>>51336682
>Number of staff:
>12COCK
>HYPER SMELL BOMB
>LOVE-JET NEEDLE GUN
>CRAZY DANC*N YAMADA (THE KING OF THE GALAXY)
>FORK COCK GUN

Jesus Christ, my sides!

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>>51336730
A-are you serious, Anon?
If you are, it' from the game Overwatch. There's a bunch of short movies from the game on youtube

>>51336730
Overwatch (vidya) shorts

They are some pretty good scenes in them.

The 'young latino girl accosted by gang' scene isn't as rapey as it sounds though.

>>51336730
If you're not trolling, it's one of the first trailers for Blizzard's Overwatch.

But you probably are, and thus, well done.

>>51336511
>frenchmen love
>war
pick one m8

>>51336694
>>51336545
he looks like the evil spirit in korra

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>>51336762
not rapey enough

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>>51336755
>i'm an american: the post

>>51336592
>I enjoy large posteriors and I am unable to deceive.jpg

>>51336812
VULCAN LIVES!

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>>51336843
this one is actually shockingly accurate

only question is on which side is the qm and on which are the players in which particular instance

>>51336882
I understood that reference

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>>51336622
>>51336650
>>51336659
>>51336668
>>51336680
nice

>>51336755
>I don't know history past last century: the post

>>51333929
That one's good.

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>>51336771
Fix'd.

>>51336665
Sauce ?

>>51336822
Holy shit anon, that's literally my screencap. This is the first time this has ever happened to me.

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>>51336995
top kek

>>51335822
>this is because he lost his waifu to a literal madman

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>>51337018
Speaking of waifus...

>>51336717
holy shit, even for a casual martial artist that last kick was pretty impressive to pull off

>>51336969
I mean, even in the 20th Century they were gung-ho enough in WW1 and later on in Algeria.

>>51336803
cucked
u
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k
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>>51336926
Damn, he's impressive

>>51336825
>playing with fire

>>51337043
Poor Riddle

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>>51336882

>>51337029
I'm told it's a fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u32Pj3Po_9Y

But still fun to watch

>>51337040
true, but the amount of "french were always cowards" propaganda is astounding
I remember seeing a website wich was essentially dedicated to proving that the french actually lost every last one of their conflicts or at least didn't contribute to them enough, sometimes despite historical evidence

>>51337138

Oh, I was agreeing with you. The French are definitely a warlike nation. It was just their bad luck that they fucked up in the war that became the reference point for all war ever since.

>>51337138
it's part of the 'america must always be best at everything ever meme'

I've seen shows argue that George Washington could have totally beaten Napoleon if their armies fought - proving once and for all that Washington was the Greatest General of his time!

Wellington? Wellington who?

>>51337171
>best character
man, the feels

>>51337104
Looking at the slowed down part, it seems like she actually caught his neck before throwing him to crash on the chair, which seems strange enough

>>51336799
What a cheater

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>>51337148

Where in all the hells are these from, and why do I vaguely remember seeing porn in this style
>Tldr Source

>>51337168
>america must always be best at everything

Well this is already true WW2 and later anon.

>>51337215
its a porn VN I think, you play as a futa ghost that possess girls or something

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>>51337207

>>51337215
There's a reason you remember porn in this style
>Rondo Duo -Yoake no Fortissimo- Punyu Puri ff

>>51337278
AHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON WITH THE CARLSEN ONES

>>51336717
>Manners maketh the (wo)man

>>51337278
>OG covers
>People calling Hermoine black
I just don't get it

>>51337278
>hermoine is drawn as white

When will the whitewashing of history end?

>>51337278
>Sorcerers Stone
>American readers - "Hurr Durr wut r philozuphur?"

>>51333060
accurate

>>51337220
>and later
sadly anon, it's already over and has been for more than a decade
And it won't ever come back, no matter what trump tells you, the best you can do is make it less shitty

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>>51337225
>>51337292
My thanks fellow fatties
>Have some more potato pancakes

>>51336793
Source?

>>51337368
10/10 filename

>>51337311
>>51337315
Now kiss.

>>51332920

quite accurate

>>51337278
The finish one...
Is it a stereotype in Finland that Brits have large noses or is the artist telling us that wizards are actually happy merchants?

>>51337332
The French changed it to "The School For Sorcerors" and nearly every other language also translates it to "sorcerer's stone."

>>51337463
But Americans speak english you silly boy.

>>51337274
something, something, Shadowrun...

>>51337463
As a frenchfag, I found it better that way, after all, naming the book "the philosopher's stone" killed one of the main mysteries of the first tome, while it was more or less a revelation in the french version

>>51337452
No and no.

>>51337463

The Dutch one translates to 'The Stone of the Wise'.

>>51335793
>The only system I know of in which ships come with free machetes as standard issue.
There's a reason for that. You can use a high powered energy weapon or magnetic rifle to blast holes into stuff while on a ship but the manual points out that there's lines of liquid hydrogen leading to the hull for the jump drive, lines of liquid oxygen and carbon dioxide because of life support. When a ship isn't in a jump hitting the wrong thing can be deadly, when a ship is in the middle of a jump hitting the wrong thing can cause an existential reality failure.

So swords and low velocity frangible rounds only when on a ship.

>>51337535
Why do they have a tram and a tank as hair ornaments?

>>51337518
But what does it mean, then?

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>>51334793

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>>51336455
Oh God it hurts

>>51336774
One day France is going to go nuclear again, hell, Europe in general is gonna go nuclear again sometime this century and it ain't gonna be pretty.

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>>51336455
what the fuck

>>51336837
Goddamn bears.

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>>51337535

>>51337704
kek

>>51336699
>muh "perfect sniper"
>can't detect a kid hiding around the corner

>>51337797
This is the opposite of any restrooms I've ever cleaned. Women are disgusting.

>>51337797
As someone that cleaned restrooms that's not how this works.

>>51337797
I have only one bad experience with men's restrooms, the rest of the time the women's restrooms were always bad

t. cleaned them and do not use them often

>>51337819
>>51337833
These tee bee eitch

Men's bathroom can have once in a while piss in the bin or someone missing the toilet completely.
Women's always have discarded tampons, piss everywhere, shit in the bin and there's always the stall that they never flushed.

The one time we did mixed bathrooms, there was piss overflowing to the outside

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>>51337844
s-sauce?

>>51337797
As someone who has cleaned both men and women's bathrooms, this is bass ackwards.

Like, the most I dealt with in men's bathrooms was a shit clogged toilet. At the end of the day women's bathrooms usually look like hell and smell like it too.

>>51337819
>>51337833
>>51337853
>>51337864
>>51337937
so I should just rename the picture to 'reveal janitor'?

>>51337937
Probably from them living in it.

>>51337797
Wew, I did not know we had this many janitors on /tg/.

>>51337950
Yes, that's fucking perfect

>>51336455
Still tempted to buy this

>>51337197
polnareff deserved a happier ending man. and more screentime

>>51337963
Personally I worked a few years in a summer camp, and beside playing werewolf with the children we had to do simple additionnal tasks since it wasn't a very wealthy camp

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>>51337963
it's common sense m8
you're revealing the fact you've never lived alone with a woman before
also, ask any girl about their bathrooms at school and they'll all say it's a literal shitshow.
ask and think - don't assume people are janitors

>>51337364
Riding Bean, a gem from the 80's

>>51337950
That or "You don't see any- no wait"

>>51337999
I'm a caveman that spends most of his time alone in a cave unless I'm working or at college, I simply can't muster enough of a effort to try this whole dating business.

>>51336758

> When your Drawback triggers mid-conversation

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>>51338104
>dating
that may be where your line of thought went astray.
Eat right, work out and women will come to you for sex, no dating involved. Just act like a dick to them and they'll keep coming back.

>>51338138
That sounds like a lot of work for things I don't want.

>>51338165
if you're not at 100% you can't give your best to those your love (4U)
eating right and working out is a large part of getting and staying at 100%

>things I don't want
i hope you change your mind in the future

>>51336730
Overass, featuring PTSDad

>>51337976
Being a turtle is not so bad.

>>51337278
The Chinese ones are actually pretty cool.

>>51337847
a knocker-upper is someone who would knock on your door so you would wake up on time, there is literally nothing perplexing about this since the term was used until fairly recently in the UK

>image limit reached

fug

>>51336551
Good 'un.
And seemingly OC, so it makes it double good

>>51333104
Source? Google is shit.

>>51334836
I don't even know what most of those stand for

>>51336803
>AND THEY'LL RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP, WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE

>>51334793
Is it meant to go right to left or left to right?

>>51338668
yes

>>51338037
>butch poncho still OP
>No racial bonus for head scarves
>Shit tier art doesn't do androgynous waifus justice.

SECOND EDITION WHEN

>>51338432
Yeah and an emasculator is someone who neuters animals.

>>51337797

Dude my first job as a teenager was cleaning the bathrooms in a nightclub.

I'm not going to lie, the men's room was a disaster but the women turned filth into an art form.
The best thing I saw was an overweight gal that had gone into he handicapped stall.
She flipped the tampon bin upside down and used it as a table so she could enjoy, the full chicken dinner and bottle of wine she had snuck in with her.
I know this because after finishing the wine she fell asleep on the toilet and shit herself, we had to take the door off the hinges to get her out.

>>51336650
I don't understand this one

>>51337365
Some of this looks vaguely like english but overall I have no idea what this says or what language it's in.

>>51338138

A friend of mine started eating right, working out and treating women like subhumans.

He hasn't spoken to a woman that's not a relative for more than five minutes for years. I fear he literally broke his capabilities to mantain an healthy relationship with women or to ever get laid without paying.

I'd guess it's not the physique that counts, but the attitude.

>>51338900
War. War never changes.

>>51337116
Which one is this from? I must have missed it.

>>51338668
no

>>51337365
What language is this actually in?

>>51336960
>Not high charisma imp familiar rolls to seduce

>>51338906
>I'd guess it's not the physique that counts, but the attitude.
exactly, and he's got the wrong attitude.
he's obviously not being masculine, he's just being a jerk.

>>51339014
English.

Look at it closely.

>>51335793

This looks like a bunch of Asimos fighting in the thumbnail.

In other news, I now really want to see a bunch of asimos fighting.

>>51338668
right to left

>>51337220
What is Vietnam?

>>51336921
this stuff is admech's ordinatus dakka, no?

>>51336511
Predates the "lol french surrender monkeys" meme, which is neat, but it's agonizingly pro-German. Really makes you think.

>>51339162
The arm cannon of a fallen Titan. It's from Dawn of War: Soulstorm, the Imperial Guard final base in campaign mode I think.

>>51337438
Stand: The Unbreakable (couldn't think of a better The, sorry) when

>>51339291
it's from Dawn of War: Dark Crusade and is indeed the Hellstorm cannon from an Imperator-class Titan.

>>51337220
>fighting a war against two nations that were already going down-hill
"HAHAH, WE WON THE WAR! WE'RE THE BEST!"
The War in Russia went south fairly quickly for the Germans, which, granted, not many people expected from how the Winter War went.
Japan attacked Pearl Harbor because they were starved of oil and needed the resources the US had in and around the Philippines.
Italy took Ethiopia but got their asses handed to them by the British Navy all over the Mediterranean.

Japan didn't even quit until Germany was out of the picture and Russia started eyeing them.

>>51337365
Dammit Ron Perlman, you've struck again.

>>51339184
I wonder, was it by Prussians or Austrians, given the hate-boner for the Hungarians and their land, and even more hate for Ottomans?

>>51337847
>fifty two years an imbecile

>>51336393
>nothing_personal_kid.jpg

>>51336730
The one with the lesbians.

>Which one?

>>51337621

>woman runs an orphanage for poor children
>this is a good thing
>find out she's funding it by having sex
>this is now a bad thing

It's just as well we're at image limit, there isn't anything in my folder capable of fully conveying my disgust

>>51336611
Stuff like this makes me feel guilty, that I'd absolutely love a street fighter that was nothing but Shotos.

>>51334144
Well, I'm horrified beyond rational thought.

>>51339584
guess how i know that you know jack shit about the pacific theatre

>>51338372
>Chinese
Anon...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katakana
Simple characters mixed with complex characters is Japanese.
Characters with circles is Korean.
Pure Kanji/Hanzi/complicated characters is Chinese. Chinese "sentences" tend to be shorter out of the three, Japanese tends to have the longest.

>>51336843
Why is Jessica Rabbit trying to seduce Mr. Mxyzptlk?

>>51336455
That's not a character sheet, that's a character fucking wallpaper.

>>51336921
>the dread isn't shooting
>same with the scout to the right
>they stop firing when the big gun shoots

>>51339391
There were no Ultramarines in that game, though.

>>51339633
My money is on the Prussians. It would make the irony of them calling everyone traitors all the sweeter.
"Oh no, our allies lost a single campaign and a few of us died along side them. We better betray them and fight for the other side, now!"

>>51336659
>hand lotion to protect against freezing
Does that actually work?

>>51339998
If you use the right lotion. Norwegian s traditionally cover there children in lard during the winter.

>>51339902
Because there wasn't any gushing about the naval fighting between the US and Japan? The Japanese were after American oil, and they had a long-standing fear of the Soviets, given that the soviets had a thing about killing monarchs and establishing godawful communist governments, and a lot of the fucked up shit Japan did was to develop precautionary measures against a potential Russian invasion.

>>51336812
Were I slightly more of a lunatic I think I'd like to give this a try.

Maybe some sort of alcohol-based mixture with the paint could produce sufficient flame without scorching the models too much.

>>51336882
Somehow the movements are less jerky than in the original.

>>51337236
I have not found out how that works

>>51338906
What happens is; it works. Over and over again. Then you realize you'll never find a good woman you can have a healthy relationship with because they mostly don't exist. The rare few who do are religious and got married in their late teens or early twenties, so you're now too old for them.

t. fuck my life

>>51339915
>yes, and..?

Uh, not him, anon, but the chinese ones in that are really good. The jap ones are ok at best.

Why did you chimp out?

>>51337526
which is the dutch name for the philosophers stone
so the translation is actually correct.

>>51337963
But of course, and they even do it for free

>>51337930
Liartown USA

>>51339810
Evil sources cannot create good. What is made is tainted by suffering and sin.

>>51336650
Pretty cute t b h, always liked tomboys myself.

>>51340716
>Evil

>>51339960
you're right, that above gif is not cannon in the least

>>51337436
I laughed.

>>51337864
Used. Panties. In the Tampon trashcan. There. I win.

>>51336692
Nice. Anyone got that PB&J in tube form greentext?

>>51340382
>>>/r9k/

>>51340724
>tomboys are quick to recognize lewdness.jpg

>>51337696
The French nation is dead.
It's an African country now.
The French gave up their identity and their country.
It will be a failed state within the century.

>>51337847
underrated

>>51341465

I wish.

Moved to Luxembourg recently, the Frenchmen I deal with regularly are really obnoxious about keeping stuff French. They have their own names for half of mathematics and organizations, and strongly prefer to use them, which can be pretty annoying.

>>51340328
http://thume.ca/projects/2012/11/14/magic-png-files/

>>51337365
I get it. You have to read it out loud.

>>51341660
They don't even accept a new word into their language until it's been peer-reviewed for a few years.

>>51338502
https://exhentai.org/g/915493/f90dc77d28/
>(SC2016 Winter) [Waffle Doumeiken (Tanaka Decilitre)] Mechashico! | Superfappable! (Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Syukufuku o!) [English] [CapableScoutMan]
for panda-impaired.

>>51341660
The only thing those faggots care about is their retarded language and keeping unemployment benefits.

They don't mind when their cities are overrun with niggers and muslims cut the heads off their priests in their churches or slaughter them by the dozens at concerts and celebrations.
That's why they're going extinct, even if their gay language survives.

>>51341810

...aaaand this is why whenever filename thread reaches its max image count we should move to another.

>>51341660
I work with French on regular, chances are they are not doing it out of nationalism or to spite you, they genuinely don't know the equivalent word in another language.

Hell, the motto of our company French lessons is:
Come Learn French, it's easier that trying to understand French speaking English.

>>51341866
Whatever you say, faggot
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa2_1468539654

>>51337797
>>51337819
>>51337833
>>51337864
>>51338759
we're at the image limit so I can't post it, but I have a screencap detailing one particular janitor's horror stories, including the time he had to pick bit of a miscarried (or possibly illegally aborted) foetus out of the women's toilet (which wasn't even the first time it had happened).

>>51342128
Imgur.

>>51336834
I'm gonna need to know who made this animation

>>51337210
Leopard.

>>51340739
>Adultery.
>Stealing public money to fund hookers.
>Hiding income as donations.

>>51336254
This is too accurate for my last 2 a.m group

>>51336280
Luckily a single generation of elves can live forever