Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1292: Shonen Jumper Edition

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as a wise anon once put it: Any jump can be a shounen jump if you try hard enough

>>51253502
Nanalan is my favorite anime.

Jump #246: Ouran High School Host Club
>King of Wands: A dashing and magnetic personality, carrying authority naturally, and striking at the world with swiftness and grace.
>Age: 8
>Location: Ouran High School?
>Drawbacks: White Lily (+300)
Why do the girls keep stealing me. HALP.
>Accounting (1200)
Is it because they are terrible at balancing their books?!
>Cosplay (1000)
Is it my fancy outfits?!
>Impeccable Crossdresser (800)
Or is it because they LITERALLY CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE?
>Tellspotter (600)
Oh well, at least I've learned a few handy things from the girls since they're stealing me regularly. (Usually on Tuesdays. Why is it always Tuesdays?)
>Princely Bearing (400)
Maybe this is the other reason that they keep swiping me. ...wait, does this mean they think I'm a pretty, pretty princess?
>Little Devil (200)
At least that means I can get away with more!
>Instant Coffee (100)
I have to wake up in the morning somehow. Eh? No, an eight year old drinking coffee is perfectly normal...
>Instant Ramen (0)
The food of the gods. I blame a certain blond-haired loudmouth for getting me hooked on this stuff. I guarantee this thirty-year supply will be gone in much less than that.

Ten years of being in a romantic comedy. And being kidnapped by the girls' academy. I'm sure that initially it's pretty rare, but once I get older, it becomes much more frequent. Instead of once or twice a year, it's once every few weeks, or at least it seems that way.

I mean, honestly, the rest of my time? I'm just going to run around and have fun. I'm not going to get involved in the inevitable love triangles/trapezoids/whatever polygons they want to make, I'm just going to have a ball. Though I'm putting that cosplay wardrobe in the warehouse so that I can abuse certain perks and change my outfit whenever someone looks away.

Because it's fun.

Though the later in my stay, the more I start wondering if there are ulterior motives behind all these 'kidnapping' attempts...

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>>51253502
And if that's true, it logically follows that any shounen jump can be another genre if you don't try hard enough!

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>>51253646
Wouldn't you need some way of making others not try hard as well though?

>>51253646
I'm afraid it doesn't logically follow.

(1) (Try Hard) => (Shonen Setting)
(2) ~(Try Hard) => ~(Shonen Setting)

Going from 1 to 2 is a logical fallacy called denying the antecedent. It doesn't logically follow.

>>51253502
I look forward to your thrilling interpretation of Lovecraft: The Shonen-ing.

>>51253771
That's easy, you just kill cthulhu with the awesome might of willpower and friendship and huge screams and then cthulhu goes "MA-MASAKA" while the screen grows gradually white as he witnesses the awesome might of shounen jumper in his last moments

I'm half-asleep sorry

Jump #247: Predator
>The High Priestess, reversed: The forces of nature unleashed.
Did someone say xenos? 'Cause I thought I heard someone say PURGE IT WITH FIRE.
>Age: 30
>Location: New York City, 1995
It's not quite the jungle, but it's still early enough in the game that I can deal with the xenos' bullshit and stop them before they get very far, every time. I'm not going to trade off any of my power for scenarios though - I'll happily crush them on whatever terms I see fit.
>Identity: Survivor
You were expecting maybe a buddy cop movie? Nah, not this time around.
>Defy Analysis (600)
What's that you say? Anything I leave behind, from material to DNA, defies analysis? ALL OF MY YES.
>Master of the Hunt (200)
To hunt a hunter, you must know how the hunter thinks.
>Resized Yaut'ja Armor (100)
Paid the 100cp surcharge so I can get a handheld cloaking device. I could Disillusion myself, but honestly, playing by the locals' rules is half the fun.
>Ancient Weapon: Silicon Staff (0)
It's a melee weapon. It works. Right? It's not like I'm enhancing any of its esoteric powers, I'm just making sure that if I face off against a yaut'ja with it, it'll be able to hold its own instead of being sliced in half by one of their frisbees.

New York City, 1995. A number of Hunters should have had a hell of a time. And yet, that never actually ended up happening - it's as though they got startled away every time they started to go after a target. And then the NYPD found a number of bodies that were burnt to a crisp... distinctly inhuman bodies. While the bodies had strange alloys in what little armor they wore, there was no salvagable technology to be had. The US government covers it all up very effectively while forwarding the surviving material for research.

>>51253860
Siberia, 1996. An alien ship crash-landed. Sadly, by the time anyone investigated, the ship had been destroyed and reduced to slag by means unknown - nothing was salvagable aside from, perhaps, the metals and a few things that could be called trophies. The bodies were even less intact than the ones in New York.

Los Angeles, 1997. A bunch of Columbians got shot in the face, which confuses the hell out of a detective who had just been in a gun battle with them about thirty minutes prior. A crispy yaut'ja was delivered to the Other Worlds Lifeforms Taskforce with intact armor (but stripped of weapons) with a half-melted knife embedded in its forehead, which confuses the hell out of Gary Busey and makes him even more paranoid.

A UFO is seen shortly afterward at low altitude over Los Angeles before it streaks into the stratosphere. Its occupants carry a warning: "If your species comes to Earth to hunt again, your species will be exterminated in totality. You are not hunters. You are insects."

Antarctica, 2004: A UFO is spotted via satellites that don't officially exist. It is, shortly thereafter, speared by what looks like a lightning bolt that stretches from the moon to Earth.

Yaut'ja homeworld, three days later: an asteroid flies into the planet at a double-digit percentage of the speed of light. Over the course of the next three months, in a series of attacks that should have been impossible to coordinate, nine out of every ten yaut'ja who were offworld were annihilated. The xenomorphs' extinction followed, including the eggs on an uninhabitable world that the Nostromo would find later.

Because seriously, fuck those guys, the horse they rode in on, and the fleas that infest it.

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>>51253007
Pretty much the the latter, but also jumper-me is so lazy it's almost a super power, so Git Gud / Training Montage perks don't do much for him.

>>51252846
You sound like Achilles, from Grrl Power.
His only power is being indestructible.
http://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/1060
http://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/1303
http://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/1358

He gets thrown around a lot, but sometimes he can freak out the enemy by blocking attacks in ways no sane person would.

>>51253886
The blocks swords with his eye guy? I want that power.

>>51253923
You realize that in all actuality that sword should have slid under his eyelid and gotten stuck in a really unpleasant, if utterly non-harming-to-him-aside-from-the-squick way, right?

...fuck, now I want that power too.

>>51253942
Unfortunately it was claimed by someone who has left us for real world issues, perhaps the escapism will reclaim the soul it has been denied he will return to us one day?

>>51253923
>>51253942
If he had anything else, he'd be completely bullshit.
Apparently he's literally indestructible.
Here's part of his description on the characters page:
>Achilles can't be poisoned, suffocated, starved, irradiated, crushed, cut, pierced, burned, frozen or injured by any method yet discovered.
It may or may not have the downside of essentially freezing him in time, mentally and physically.
>Achilles doesn't know exactly how or when he got his powers (thought it would be patently obvious to anyone who was with him at the time).

Judging from his taste in music and clothes (his invincible hairstyle notwithstanding) Achilles seems to be stuck in the 80's to some degree. Whether this is a side effect of his powers and when he got them, or if he's just nostalgic and totally into glam rock is not known.

It's like he used that one perk-item combo involving SAO to make himself into an Immortal Object.

>>51253958
I miss somefaggit. He was cool. And he was trying so hard to keep up with the crazy fast world-building in Grrl Power too.
The world-building is the only thing fast about Grrl Power, fuck. It's been 3 days over 6 years.

>>51253923
>>51253942
Pick up K&K and EX God Hand in Fate? Something would need to be 50 times stronger than Excalibur before it could even get past your auto nope.

>>51254050
I don't believe you know how either of those work.

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Jump #248: Rust
>The Empress: Initiative and practical actions that promote prosperity, comfort and luxury.
...how am I even supposed to pull that off in THIS jump?
>Location: The Plains, Hapis Island
>Identity: Naked
>Drawbacks: Civil War (0), Fresh Spawn (+300)
No warehouse access? No problem. I'll get right on the gaming, as soon as I achieve pants. --wait, shit, this means I have to pause on reconstructing Sajuuk. Argh! I always get sidetracked from that.
>Where Did It Go? (1200)
Raw materials can be replaced by the finished product without any intermediate steps in assembly? Well, that will certainly make it easier to get situated and make simple items when I wish, won't it?
>Tread Lightly (1100)
And carry a sharp stick. But no, walking around with complete silence is a very handy thing here.
>Dig In Your Heels (900)
Designing bases to repel attacks is the name of the game here.
>A Bad Dream (500, Naked)
Gotta get those extra lives, no matter how rare it is that I need them.
>Wall Hacks (0)
Complete awareness of all people within a two mile radius of me? This will compliment my other precog/clairvoyance perks perfectly...

So I'm on a beach full of rock-wielding naked cannibals. Isn't that nice?

Oh look I didn't take the drawback where if I use otherworldly powers I get the banhammer, this means I can happily walk away (at mach 25) and leave them behind me, very confused and hungry for the taste of delicious human flesh that they'll never get to enjoy from me.

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>>51254125
So, a civil war has erupted on Hapis Island. One side looks like thugs with decent body armor, hoodies and bandanas, and seems based out of the mountains and the colder parts of the island, and the other side looks like they wouldn't be out of place in the Fallout wasteland with their improvised road sign armor and light apparel, covering the western desert and the southwestern part of the island. Meanwhile there are others in the southeastern part of the island that seem to just want to be left alone.

Well, there's only one thing to do: set up shop on the river that marks the line that the two factions' influence extends toward, build a massive trading camp, and profit off of everyone's suffering.

And man everything with clones, so that when they inevitably get shot in the face, the rest of them (of me?) is left to retaliate and render the offenders quite dead. Being able to detect everything within two miles means that raids are effectively impossible, because when large groups pop up, I can have my clones man the sniper rifles and rockets - when the stupidity starts, a number of well-placed bullets will deal with that problem quite handily. And I have QUITE the number of clone perks now. I could populate a small town without much concern, even if most of those clones are just peak-human and otherwise unpowered.

You may wonder of course why I've set up a trading outpost. Especially one with a courtyard, several separate stalls for purchases, and an overall appearance of a stone fortress. And well, that's very simple. The noncombatants have to be protected from the war, there's only one real solution to that.

I'm going to build a wall.

And I'm going to make the raiders pay for it.

>>51254107
K&K reduces the power of any attack to 10% of it's normal power. EX God Hand nulls any attack lower than EX and weaken those that are EX or above.
This means that the armor (K&K) will reduce damage you take to 10% and that 10% will go through to hit your body (EX God Hand). Unless that 10% is enough to equal an EX rank attack it will be nullified by EX God hand.

If EX = 500 and A++ = 150 it will take 33.3333etc. times the power of Excalibur to get through K&K with enough power to hurt someone with EX God Hand.

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>>51253715
Curses! How do people keep track of all these logical fallacies anyway, on a good day I can rattle off reducto ad absurdum and ad hominem off the top of my head?

>>51253710
Ironically, one of the Kamen Rider jumps is perfect for that.

>>51254125
>initiative and practical actions that promote prosperity, comfort and luxury on a cannibal island

Wean everyone off onto lamb? Humans are actually awful in nutritional value.

Incidentally, after updating my build in accordance to the servant supplement update I now find myself in possesion of an Anti-Self/Anti-Thaumaturgy EX NP since I can't afford EX-level Territory Creation AND Item Creation/HSDW anymore.

I think I'll have it be my magic circuits.

...

Question is, what could they even do at that rank?

>>51254187
Considering I'm not restricted in what I can do, I can use certain powers to produce food. Like, actual food.

I figure a lot of people will be trading raw resources for steak dinner with mashed potatoes and broccoli, or even just ramen. Let alone the fun that I'll be having when people start buying spirits to drink (from Bastion).

>>51254187
Because this logical fallacy was relatively easy to pick apart.

On the other hand, most of the times you sprout some hy^per-complicated combo you become an embodiement of Jumpchain's corrolary to Clarke's Third Law: "Any sufficiently advanced Jumper is indistinguishable from complete bullshit".

Are there any perks other than the Alexandria Package that prevents others from affecting my insides?

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>>51254228
...y'know, I have to wonder if Clarke ever read an actual story about magic before he came up with the 3rd law. It's always funny to me to think of it when I read something like the original Books of Magic miniseries. Or heck, even the Chronicles of Narnia.

>>51254215
Oranges, too. Scurvy's the real killer for a populace exposed to the elements.

I still have to wonder just what gets put in a drink to make it magnetise Shard fragments faster.

>>51254296
None as comprehensively, afaik.

Final Fantasy Tactics Advance has Ribbon Bearer, which gives you immunity to several status effects and a general resistance to all others, which might give you time to get out of dodge / apply a counter.

Van Helsing has He Who Fights Monsters, which prevents people from forcing transformations or conversions upon your body (and with training, also protects your mind).

So besides Rewind from Madoka (Wraith Timeline) does anyone know any "save point" style perks or gear? Like if I screw up superbad and need to rewind time back to a certain spot?

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>>51252180
>can you use Predestined Delivery Shaping to mail someone a bomb
Of course.

The trick is then getting it to explode just when it arrives. But I'm sure that can be done easily enough.

Jump #249: Redline
>The Hanged Man: Pausing to reflect. Surrendering to an experience.
And man, if running the Redline isn't an experience, I don't know what is.
>Age: 22
>Identity: Mechanic (-100)
As if I'd trust anyone else to lay a hand on my car.
>Drawbacks: Sweet (+100), At The Speed Of Plot (+300)
If I were to use weapons, that would just be cheating. And come on... looking at everything, the more epic things are, the better the experience. I can't just reduce this to a mundane RACE. This is the Redline, baby.
>Helpful Radio Announcer (1200)
I can't wait until I get to Worm, tune the radio to a channel that should be static, and hear a nonexistent announcer tell me of the nonsense that is the local gang scene. But until then, it doesn't hurt to have an announcer to listen to for the local racing events!
>Driving (1100)
Driving here... it's on a different scale than it is in most places. Most places, you wouldn't be expected to maintain 300 miles per hour as a cruising speed.
>Basic Maintenance (Free, Mechanic)
Again, as if I'd trust the care of my car to anyone else. People are ruthless when it comes to racing around here.
>Wind Resistance (1000)
The perfect perk to help anyone who's gotta go fast. And boy, have I got to go fast.
>The Finder (900, Mechanic)
Always helps to be able to find that last elusive part I've been wanting to track down for who-knows-how-long.
>Engine-uity (600, Mechanic)
Ah, now here's the perk I've been looking for to unite the three cores of Sajuuk. But we'll discuss the wisdom of putting nitro gold into a starship later...
>Nitro Gold (400)
I'll have to go easy on these. Don't want to go crazy on the speed when I don't need to.
>Platinum Nitro Charge (100)
This, on the other hand... this gets saved for when it's needed. Sure, it replaces itself weekly, but if I just use it whenever I feel like it, what good will it do?
>Vehicle Import: Modified Highwayman (0)
It's a sturdy car, oh yes. Nothing can stop a Highwayman.

>>51254615
>Wheels [Free]
Of COURSE it's got wheels. What proper car wouldn't?
>Hover-Jets [100/400]
Fortunately I get 400 points toward my sweet ride. And that's a necessity. Not to mention you never know when you might blow a tire and have to rely on the backups. Or perhaps the tires should be a backup? Should I just have interchangeable modes?
>TRZ-Airmaster [300/400]
Now this is the sort of engine that I can respect. Especially in a car like this. It feels almost like it was made for the Highwayman.
>Secondary Cockpit (Upgraded) [Free, Mechanic]
Never hurts to rework the interior of the Highwayman. Though I suspect it just means that if the going gets messy, I can grab a new set of controls from the dash or something, or that I can jettison half the interior safely and reduce it to just the front seat.
>Modular Vehicle [Free, Mechanic]
The Redline is always a messy race. You never know how much of the car you might lose. Best to be prepared for every eventuality.
>Grappling Cannon [400/400]
Well, it's not a weapon per se, at least as long as I don't use it that way.

>>51254626
There's not a great deal of detail that I can really give for this jump, honestly. My companions and I ran around and didn't take most things too seriously, with of course the exception of the races because they were on a scale that we've never seen so far. And it helps that I had them on the sidelines rooting for me at every race.

I won some, I lost some, but I secured a place in the Redline five years after I arrived. And to be honest... being in that race, it was simply EPIC. I don't think it's something I could do forever, but racing here was exhilarating in a way that I rarely find.

Even though I lost and a guy with a ridiculous pompadour won after his car basically disintegrated on the way to the finish line, I had a great time. Apparently, that guy and the girl who was riding with him had some kind of whirlwind romance and got married. I didn't follow it too much, though I wished them well and gave them a nice wedding present. That is, I gifted them a completely restored version of that car, without any bombs attached to it this time, and a steamlight hanging from the rearview mirror. Because I am a giant cheater and I got a hell of a kick out of the look on their faces, because it was the last thing anybody expected.

Sadly, he didn't show up at the next Redline, apparently he was busy raising a couple of kids with the cute mechanic girl that he married. Which is just as well - I don't think I would have won if he'd shown up again. It was nice to leave the jump with that notch in my belt, even if there was an angry giant cyborg chasing me until the jump ended at that point.

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How does one get to learn LOTS OF THINGS?

>>51254505
I'm... pretty sure... there's a 1-up perk that rewinds time a half hour if you die, once per jump? But you don't remember that half hour, just that you will have died.

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Is there any perk that prevents you from become Gilgamesh so you don't underestimate your enemies?

>>51254643
Overlord has Bard, which when taken with Level 100 allows you to know most things about the setting including some forbidden/forgotten information within five or so years.

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>>51254643
Train.

Say your prayers.

Eat your vitamins.

Be true to yourself.

Be true to your country.

Be a REAL AMERICAN.

https://youtu.be/8xDqL4op54U

>>51254690
Yeah, in the new Fate jump. It's the 200cp Servant perk.

>>51254690
Overkill is the best kill, anon. Just go all out against every enemy.

>>51254505
Learn your Time Magics.

>>51254701

You forgot 'Fuck your DJ friend's wife'.

>>51254701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM5WqJp7tUQ

Why are Republicans so anime?

>>51254776
Dude, what people do in private on their own time is their own business. Hulkamania can run wild on whoever the hell it wants in the bedroom, he sure didn't have a problem with it until years later, when he could get some money out of it. The DJ was there ACTIVELY PARTICIPATING.

>>51254701
Addendum: destroy yellow journalism rags, be hailed as a hero twice over.

>>51254505
There's save state from pokemon
If you get the hyper zecter in Kabuto you can run through time (though if the universe doesn't have regular-ish time travel you can only go a maximum of one hour)
5th magic from Fate/ could also help

>>51254807
>There's save state from pokemon
No there isn't. Nice try, though.

>>51254814
The fuck? When was that taken out?

>>51254841
An Anon managed to gain the name Rapestate through abusing the perk. People got tired of his posting.

>>51254841
When an asshole decided to post in great detail his plans to use it to rape various people without any consequences.

>>51254841
Years ago.

>>51254841
Somewhere around early 2014. Where have you BEEN?

>>51254856
>>51254858
>One anon's posting ruins everything
Well, that's stupid but I won't disagree with it since I never bought the perk.
Is pokemon still a "first jump only" jump or was that changed too?

>>51254868
Last time I posted here Dragon Ball wasn't anywhere near completion.

>>51254882
It's traditional to do the Pokemon jump first but some don't. There's around 730 jumps now. How many when you were posting?

>>51254882
>Last time I posted here Dragon Ball wasn't anywhere near completion
Holy shit. Seriously? Uh, you've missed a lot, man. We've got over 700 jumps now. Oh, and yeah, Pokemon is still a "first jump only" jump.

>>51254882
>Is pokemon still a "first jump only" jump or was that changed too?
It is still first jump only but lots of people just ignore that at this point.

>Last time I posted here Dragon Ball wasn't anywhere near completion.
Seriously? Wow. Good to see an oldfag come back.

>>51254643
>Clairvoyance EX (Fate)
>Inference Engine (Worm)
>Clarivoyance (Railgun)
>Xeno-Anthropoligist (Hive Queen Quest)
>Cultural References (Archer)
>Pop culture relevance (Green Lantern)

>>51254896
>>51254897
>>51254898
I dunno, no more than 200. The last thing I remember reading were people talking about the Index and Railgun jumps and how the timeline would work. I think it was agreed that they would be separate universes. Though looking at newer jumps, if they were made now Index would have a 0cp drawback to add in your first 6 months from railgun.

So did the maybe-shitposter scare off Echogirl? She was in the middle of posting a build last thread

>>51254797
>The DJ was there ACTIVELY PARTICIPATING.
was he scoring it?

>>51254950
Doubt it. Echo probably just left for a bit. She'll be back later.

Are there any perks that grant wisdom?

>>51254989
The Gamer lets you level up and put all your points into WIS. Though after a few levels you might recognize that it's a bad idea.

>>51254950
>>51254970
People getting into pointless arguments≠shitposters.
There was no real flaming happening.

>>51255012
I don't really care either way, I was just answering the anon's question about Echo.

>>51254996
For some reason, this reminds me of that one strip where a guy doesn't study for a test because he borrowed his brother's cloak of wisdom. The test starts, he puts it on, and...
>I should have studied for the test.

>>51254989
Forgotten Realms and Neverwinter Nights both have them.

>>51255063
>>51254996
Thanks.

>>51254970
Actually, I was asleep.

>>51254950
I finished my LotR build, anon. You probably missed it because of the arguing.

Also, why does everyone think I'm a girl?

>>51255339
Coz you're a bitch.

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>>51255339
Because your Jumper is a girl. Maybe you write in a feminine way?

>>51255344
pic related

>>51255339
Because everyone wants to waifu you, silly!

>>51255339
Some jumpers automatically assume anyone they talk to is female if there isn't anything that identifies them as male. Probably because of a waifu overdose.

>>51255381
Anyone can be female if you believe hard enough.

>>51255381
We do have a lot of waifu jumpmakers don't we?

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What's Jumps grant you custom loyal without draining your CP (unlike Worm)?

So far, I only have:

>Batman: Dark Knight Trilogy
>Overlord (The Series)
>Death Note

>>51255381
Red is the only girl here. And she got banned.
Valeria is a crocodile

>>51255404
Don't be crazy, we only have Worm and Val and Red and...and...

You know you might be onto something here.

>>51255361
>Maybe you write in a feminine way?
Yes, because my posts full of curse words are very feminine. Actually, considering my mother, that isn't very far fetched.

>Because your jumper is a girl
Probably, and there is a reason I go with a female jumper a lot. I remember watching a very early LP Video a long time ago, and I remember hearing a quote that pretty much changed the way I play games.

"If I'm going to be staring at someone's ass this whole game, it might as well be a woman's."

I fell the concept applies to imaginary games.

>>51255462
You're such a tsundere.

>>51255462
>Yes, because my posts full of curse words are very feminine
You're being sarcastic, but most of the women in my family curse like sailors, except for my Grandma and my baby nieces.

Does the Eldritch Suit from Creepypasta allow you to go out in public and interact with people despite the Monster drawback?

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>>51253327

what are the most milquetoast jumps /tg/?

personally I think

Pokemon
Sims3
Youtube
Hollywood


any others?

also where is my generic harem jump?

>>51255532

Probably not, Drawbacks tend override other effects whether they come from perks, items or skills.

>>51255462
>"If I'm going to be staring at someone's ass this whole game, it might as well be a woman's."
That's the same thing my brother says when people ask why he plays females in video games.
I've never seen him do a tabletop roleplay game to find out if he would do the same there, however.

>>51255462
>i'm so fucking straight guys
Sure you are, you little cutie.

Is it possible to take the cadet origin in NuTrek without being sent on the suicide mission to Vulcan? I want to take it early chain but it seems like this would result in either my death or a court martial for skipping out on the mission.

>>51255685
Just go rogue. It's what the cool kids do.

>>51255685
Break a leg, as they say.

>>51255685
Get yourself court martialed for some other offence precluding you from joining in the mission.

>>51255685
My method: You start when Jimbo joins Star Fleet - three years before Vulcan gets hit by Nero.
Use those three years to hunt down Nero, get your ship to eat his ship, party hard and graduate Star Fleet with honors, leaving a trail of fond memories behind you.
Incidentally, this derails the plot hardcore so if you give a shit about Kirk you'll need to nudge events in a manner that hardens him up somehow.

Substitute method: Take Cadet. Be Awesome. Get assigned to the Enterprise as one of the bridge crew extras. Don't get killed.

>>51255532
Yes, but it doesn't completely negate the drawback; you're allowed to use disguises and the like with the Monster drawback, like it says in the text, but they'll eventually be seen through no matter how good they are.

>>51255795
Early chain, this is only an issue because I want to do this early chain. And because my favorite ship from the jump is the Enterprise making me to take cadet for the discount.

If I was doing this later on I'd just smack Nero' ship into a black hole using my dick but taking on his monstrous ship isn't an option for me at this stage of my chain.

>>51255811
hey YJ how is it going?
are you still working on the Batman TAS jump?

>>51255792
Would being caught binge drinking on the day of the launch get me disciplined or kicked out?

>>51255848
It's been going pretty good. Celebrated my birthday a few days ago, had cake for breakfast today. Haven't had a lot of time to watch Batman: The Animated Series unfortunately, so I've been getting the really obvious stuff (super powers, items, and companions mostly) out of the way first and doing a little work on Fables/The Wolf Among Us.

>>51255915
Happy cake for breakfast day!
Also glad to hear it's still happening. I think KOTOR is doing Superman TAS? Are you going to link the two in any way?

>>51255942
The Superman jump is a random anon I think, not KOTOR.

What is the lewdest Jump?

>>51255942
I'd like to, but I'm not sure if we will since they both take place at around the same time, and there's not really an elegant solution to that. I liked the idea about the timelines being mashed together, though.

>>51255975
>inb4 "Any jump if you try hard enough"

>>51255975
Corruption of Champions, go to QQ.

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What's your excuse for not abusing your musical perks and burst into song at any given chance?

Are people annoyed by the fact that exposition is done through singing?

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>>51256016
Ugh, you sound just like my second fetich. We've been over this: When I sing too loudly and beautifully, sometimes the atmosphere catches on fire. It's REALLY not good for the climate, and also birds. Planes, too.

Also no. Technically not. But rapturous wonder isn't really an improvement.

>>51255685
If NuTrek taught me anything, it's that getting court marshalled apparently improves the top brass' opinion of you in the long run anyway as long as you're still alive and the bad guys aren't

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So, which jumps would allow me to be the most majestic of creatures... The mantaur?

>>51256098
But a mantaur means missing out on the best part of a centaur.

>>51256098
Geneforge maybe? Worm with biomancy powers.

>>51256098
terrain of magical excellence, X-Men cinematic,

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>>51256098
Franken Fran.

Yep. This is most definitely a job for Franken Fran.

What is Light of Terra? Is it a perk, a Jump?
I can't find it.

>>51256159
Spaceship and a set of gauntlet style jumps.

>>51256159
40k Spaceship and a CYOA that's called a jump for some reason.
Ignore my salt, I'm just not a fan of it.

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>>51256098
centaurtaur is better.

>>51256179
>>51256194
Thanks.

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>>51256098
Eclipse Phase provides for all of your medical abomination needs. If you really wanted, you could even add a head.

>>51255981
Didn't Batman fuck Lois Lane during a crossover or something?

>>51256475
Awkward.

Was this right before another Batman vs Superman arc?

>>51256481
Sort of. They didn't actually fight IIRC but they were both wary of each other. Clark being super jealous didn't help.

>>51256487
That is...remarkably restrained compared to what I've come to expect. Especially after a certain Injustice storyline I've had the pleasure of being introduced to.

>>51253994
Only three days has passed in stuff years of publishing?

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>>51256475
>>51256498
He actually did. Which is hilarious.

I'm calling it now--if FE Mobile is jumpable, I'm going to make the jump for it.

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>>51256602
Man I loved DC Animated Universe. Bruce Timm's work is so great.

Who's gonna waifu Harley Quinn?

>>51257325
>FE Mobile
I don't know whether to say 'Oh, shiny', or 'What do you think they're smoking?'.

Oh, and you were going to do Tellius next, right?

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>>51257342
don't stick your Dick in crazy, you're smarter than this Manyfist.

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>>51257342
>Bruce Timm's work was so great.
FTFY.

>>51257350
Yeah! Depending on what happens I might do FE Mobile first simply because it's more accessible, but finishing the Sailor Moon remake jump is my first priority.

I remember there being a perk that lets you keep your memories from different timelines if someone else time travels and changes things, but i forgot which jump has it.
Can someone point me in the right direction?

phlox miasma of 10,000 indulgences
appearing as nothing more than an intangible phlox colored mist phlox miasma of 10,000 indulgences is the embodiment of banchô-Anon's passion for mind altering substances and hedonistic tendencies, indeed phlox miasma of 10,000 indulgences's form is not physical but rather a independently persistent intangible field that absorbs negative emotional energy and the light wavelengths necessary to create a phlox colored haze while emitting positive emotional energy and the effects but not substances of a great many drugs of its choosing In nearly limitless combinations, sensations and intensities, the main limit to the stability is that if a substance relies on a physical interaction to create a physical effect rather than a mind altering effect It fails due to the lack of any actual substances involved and that banchô-Anon must have experienced the substance, emotion or effect in question for it to replicate it.

Intimacies: pleasurable experiences, mind expansion, psychonautics, mental healing, imagination

>>51257441
Was it Return to the Present from Code Lyoko?

>>51257441
Maybe Monk of History from Discworld.

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>>51257380

Why would you remind me of that atrocity of a movie?

>>51257380
They actually had a relationship. However she wanted to settle down and have a family, he was like "MUH PARENTS ARE DEAD! I AM THE NIGHT, I AM BATMAN!" so the relationship broke up. That's why he was alone in Batman Beyond has anyone claimed that jump yet? with just his dog. I wonder if Babs & Bruce did end up going steady (maybe with some Jumper-helped relationship advice) what their kids would be like? I'm imagining a Damian Wayne with Red Hair but less of a jerk.

>>51257441
I do know that Udertale has something of that effect, and that Kingdom Hearts has a selective immunity to time manipulation stuff

>>51257402
Yeah, but FE Mobile doesn't come out for two months.

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>>51257478

>wanting Bruce and Barbara to get together in any timeline.

Stop. That relationship was trash.

>>51257504
hat's why I'm calling it now so no one else does

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>>51257510

>>51257471
That's the one, thanks.

>>51257476
>>51257483
Not the one i was thinking of, but helpful all the same. Thanks.

>>51255339
Probably they forgot what you said back at >>51182455
>given a new, female, body

>>51257574

>Manyfist is the Joker

That explains a lot.

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>>51254643
I distinctly remember there being some ridiculous perk that makes you a master of not one scientific field but like dozens if not all of them.

>>51255434
Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines gets one with Ghoul
Harry Potter if you don't mind house elves
Rosario + Vampire has a good one.

So I promised I'd run a gauntlet of my own jumps and post the results. Five jumps in and I can safely say I want to strangle my past self.

First, let's get the essentials out of the way before I paste builds.

[Bodymod]
Build: Medium
Body Type: Athlete [500]
Stats:
Dex 3 [0]
Speed 3 [50]
Endurance 2 [400]
Sense 2 [300]
Appeal 1 [250]
Shape 1 [200]

Perks:
Flexibility 1
Metavore [100]

Because more than anything, I am going to need and treasure the ability to aim from a distance and running the hell away.

[Utulities]
Electricity [140]
Heat/AC [130]
Plumbing [120]
Forcewall [100]

[Structures]
Shelving
Housing [80]
Medbay [60]
Terminal [0] - I KNOW I'm going to lose track of something eventually.

Misc:
Food Supply [50]
Stasis Pod x2 [10]

>>51257841
>Reminder that Jumper can say "you have my Hax" and really mean it.

>>51257879
Jump 01: Heaven's Lost Property - Wait this doesn't look very fun
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Origin: Drop-In - The alternative is ennui, being programmed for slavery, or being a high school student again.
Perks:
An Eerie Feeling - Gonna need this.
Favor of Heaven - If Synapse is less likely to want to smite me, that's an advantage I can't really give up. [900]
Mysterious Transfer Student - Please ignore the weird foreigner. Or be friendly to me. It would help my cripplingly low self-esteem. [800]
Listen To Me! - I need to hold someone's attention. My words are the only thing that will help me here. [600]
Falling Down - I won't make any of Tomoki's stupid mistakes, either. [300]

Items:
Student Uniform - Yay school. I dropped out of college for YET MORE FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL.

Companions:
Heart Bell - Nymph, Astraea [0] - This is where most of my help and grief is going to come from.

Drawbacks:
And now I need drawbacks.
Welcome To the New World Club!
A Flock of Seagulls [400] - I can hear Strike cursing my name from the beyond.
Maniacal Laughter [600] - This is pretty in-character, sadly. No special treatment for me. Here's hoping I don't end up in jail.

I want you to understand something. Me being here for my first jump is literally my own personal hell on both a mental and emotional level. Heaven's Lost Property is a trash ecchi that had a lot of untapped potential for an interesting plot and a very interesting side character who goes through enough emotional abuse and neglect to qualify for being an Elfen Lied protagonist.

I end up in Sorami and hit my face on the grass. My uniform covers my face a few seconds later. It's not long before Sugata and company find me and I'm quickly considered a figure of interest. My story of ‘fell out of the sky’ gets their attention pretty fast and I'm soon roped into the plot.

>>51257905
Now, I ran the math. Because some idiot attached mandatory drawbacks to the WMD waifus in this jump, I couldn't recruit the world-destroying Ikaros or Chaos without taking on more pain than I could possibly survive without putting my life in the hands of luck. My terrible, godawful luck. So...both to satisfy my conscience, and to ensure my revival, I chose to recruit Nymph and Astraea.

For those of you unfamiliar with Astraea, imagine if a large breast size actually made you incredibly stupid and unable to forage for food on your own. Add enough melee combat ability to reliably slice through an army of similarly-armed mooks and you have Astraea.

The plot plays out pretty similarly, though things go off the rails when Nymph appears. Instead of her getting attached to Tomoki, I use my newfound perks and what empathy I entered with to bond with her instead. I do the same with Astraea. I didn't really have romantic things on the mind when I did this - I was concerned with helping them first, ensuring my survival second. It's selfish, but it's better than leaving them in Tomoki's harem orbit where he just sexualy harasses them or ignores them completely.

That's what I tell myself, anyways. I'm not going to lie. I'm a nervous wreck for most of this jump and I'm painfully aware that one wrong move during Angelroid fights involving Chaos or the Melan units would make me as dead as disco.

Also, speaking Japanese using only what my benefactor gave me to get by is harder than it looks. My accent made it painfully obvious I was American. I got teased a lot for it. Especially by Mikako. Fuck Mikako. I'm pretty sure she tried getting me arrested multiple times for the shit Tomoki was doing.

>>51257921
I don't think I was prepared to actually emotionally bond with Nymph and Astraea. I don't want to call it ‘romantic’...it's more than we shared camaraderie after I contributed a lot to freeing Nymph and looking after Astraea after she resolved to follow her own path. We got on each other's nerves a lot, and damn if Astraea isn't dumber than a bag of drowned puppies, but...they grew on me. I wonder if they felt the same? Or if it was just because I was their first exposure to positive emotions?

I really wish I could give them better.

Sure enough, the endgame rolls around. Only through a very desperate effort do I keep Nymph from her canon death. But...I couldn't stop Astraea from trying to be a ‘big sister’ for Chaos one more time and the both of them dying together. I most certainly took it with a stoic look on my face and didn't get reduced to blubbering tears as the world around me fell apart, my Unique Data Signature being the only thing saving me. Nope. Not me.

Then everything snapped back to normal. Tomoki and Sugata still did what they were supposed to. Through no real effort of my own. But Astraea was back. I gave the idiot a hug. She promptly hugged me back and nearly snapped my spine like a popsicle stick. Angelroids are strong.

It was absolute hell and dealing with perversions and similar nonsense, but I survived ten years. But now I can just sit back, relax, and think about going h-

What do you mean I can't leave.

What do you mean 13 more?

13 more what?! WHAT?! ALL OF THEM?! 130 MORE YEARS OF THIS?!

>>51257900
>Being inside a VR when you say it.

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>>51257921
>>51257932
>as dead as disco.
Disco is not dead! Disco is life!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa9n7GirhsI

Seriously though, this is a pretty fun idea.

>>51257932
>>51258042
FUN FOR THE AUDIENCE MAYBE

Also I typed all of these last night so I have about four more jumps to drop here. Mind the typos.

Jump 2: Ed, Edd, n Eddy
Age: 9
Mode: Post-Script Season Mode
Perks:
Cartoon Physics
Just Like the Old Country [800]
Lots of Hurt, Hold the Onions [400] - A friendly reminder I suck at measuring strength.
RUN AWAY! [0]

Items:
Nope

I used to love this show as a kid. On a related note, I'm not a fan of this jump and the moron who structured it in the first place. I have cartoon super strength and the ability to run away really fast. I also get to relive puberty while looking like a sentient noodleman. Woo. I can feel the childhood.

Anyways, I quickly soar to the top of my classes because this is all crap I know already, but I have to restrain myself from swearing or obviously giving away the fact I'm mentally a lot older than I look. Hopefully Double-D's regular nerding keeps me from looking too out of place. At least I don't need to have nervous breakdowns about things being able to murder me.

I let the Angelroids stay in the inactivity place for now. They do not need to put up with this. I'll just say my new strength was part of whatever the next jump is. At least I have more to work with now, right?

>>51258075
You made Ed Edd N Eddy?

>>51258075
>>51258097
That I did. I also made this doozy.
Jump 03: Generic Parenting Jump - ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
Child's Gender: Male - No seriously are we doing this right now.
Child's Age: [Child] 10 - Oh god we are
Adopted - I...I can't deal with having a full kid of my own. I just can't.
Background: Caring - Still...maybe here, I can do something right?
Location: Free Choice! - How about a nice neighborhood?
Age: 28
Perks:
Gentle Hands
Because I Love You
A Slice of Home [900]
Rest Your Head [800]
I'm Just Disappointed [600]
You Be Good, Now [400]
You Made Them Cry! [100]

Items:
Multiverse's Best Dad
A Pink Apron
Music Box
Home Recipes [0]

Companions:
Uncles, Aunties, and Nannies - Nymph and Astraea

...damn it. Just...damn it! Wasn't this supposed to be a fun adventure?! You know, gain superpowers, get the girl, fight and win...? All I've done is run around like a chicken with my head cut off and...now I'm a parent. Right before I even got to the steps that are supposed to lead into it.

Still...the memories from this jump help and I'm going to need them. I'm not going to be the best parent in the world, but damn it, I need to try. I'll work a hard job, I'll make sure Nymph and Astraea help without doing something stupid, I'll do whatever it takes. Because if I can raise someone right, and give them the love and care they need? That's worth a million adventures.

I'll let them live their lives to its fullest without having to worry about the multiverse or following me. It's the least I can do.

Nothing really prepares you for being a parent. The stress, the worry, the years that follow...

But somehow, I don't regret it.

>>51258117
Jump 04: Elfen Lied - I'm convinced this jumpchain thing was a horrible idea.
Age: 20
Origin: Drop-In
Perks:
Clear Mind - My god am I going to need this.
Thin Ice - And this. Synergizes nicely with Falling Down. [900]
Hollow Heart - ...I'd rather be on someone's good side. Even if that person is rotten deep down. [700]
Because It's You - Maybe it's my face? [400]

Items:
Cash
Maple House [100]
A Ticket to Nope [0]

No perk or item is worth taking a drawback in this world, much less forcing Nymph and Astraea to deal with even worse than they had already. I'm not ashamed to admit it - I'm terrified. Especially here. Knowing I could be killed off for any reason at all, only spared by how endearing I weak and look...though I wouldn't be scared of throwing a car at someone if it meant escaping. The Angelroids aren't as helpful here as I'd hope - vectors could probably slice them apart in melee. Or maybe I'm just scared of risking them, or them being hurt.

I don't get a moment's rest. I don't bother trying to interact with the main cast. I just find my own Maple House and hide. Hide in the Warehouse. Hide from the screams. Hide from the blood. Hide from the Diclonius War.

I'm not a hero, not a warrior, not anyone special. I can't change this, not with just words. Why am I here? Why did I agree to this? Make it stop. Make it stop.

>>51258136
Jump 05: Boktai
Age: 16
Origin: Solar Child [900]
Perks:
TAIYOOOOOOH! - A sweeter sound has never entered my ears.
Put Your Back Into It - Not that I need it, but...hey, a strong spine is a strong spine.
Lighting the Way [800]
Quiet as the Dusk [700]
Surprise, Sunshine! [500]
The Sun Will Rise Tomorrow! [300] - You know what? I can do this.
Sol Trance [0]
Strange Wanderer Anon
Jump Del Sol
Lunar Blood [0]

Arsenal:
Lenses: Sol, Flame, Cloud [700AP]
Batteries: Single, Double [500AP]
Frames: Fighter, Dragoon, Spear [0AP]

Items:
Coffin
Scarf of Courage
Neat Goggles
Pile Driver [Temporary]
Vector Coffin [200i]
Solar Bamboo [0i]

Companions:
May the Sun Be With You!

Drawbacks:
What Does That Even Mean?! [100]
Frail and Foolish [300]
More Walking [400]
IT'S HOT! [500]

I'm a lot of things. I'm also not a lot of things. I'm not as strong as Django, not as brave, and I don't have the real capabilities of a ‘protagonist’. But now that I'm holding a Solar Gun and hope is burning in my heart, even as I stare down the undead when the sun fades in the distance, I finally feel like I have some real fangs of my own to bite with.

Nymph and Astraea are with me, providing support and not to mention the latter being a living melee death machine. I finally have memories of combat training and all that come with it, and I can throw dungeon obstacles around like party favors. I'll let Django worry about the big plot. For now? I'm going to find my way around San Miguel and protect those living here. It's a very small way to console myself after what I had to spend witnessing in Elfen Lied...but those small steps feel like huge leaps, to me.

>>51257841
Dr McNinja

>>51257879
>gauntlet
is it? so you're starting with 0CP?

>>51258323
I'm referring to gauntlet in the sense of 'I am doing all of my own jumps in a row' instead of gauntlet as in 'I am starting with 0 points and not a chance in hell, but hey, at least I can't lose.'

How good would a super learning perk that lets me gain skill and knowledge at extreme speed from a teacher?

>>51258604
That is a misc meta power.

>>51258349
Can someone with knowledge of One Punch Man help me out? How big of a boost is Serious Mode? And could your Mighty Skill be something like "bodybuilding" or "sprinting" to be super fast or strong?

>>51258765
>And could your Mighty Skill be something like "bodybuilding" or "sprinting" to be super fast or strong?

That's how Saitama got pretty damn strong, so you can do that.

>>51258765
>>And could your Mighty Skill be something like "bodybuilding" or "sprinting" to be super fast or strong?

yes, that is Superalloy Darkshine power

Where would I get perks to program myself so to speak? I want to make some cliche combat protocols to trigger after one of my one-up perks kicks in.

>>51258826
Normal programming combine with a robotic alt-form, maybe?

Powerful self-hypnosis to give yourself triggers?

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Jumper, tell me about the time you told someone shit just to mess with them.

>>51258870
Me backing someone into a corner listing every single dickhead action they've done that they think no one else would know about but I did thanks to metaknowlege is a plus

they feel their sins crawling on their back...

>>51258779
>>51258813
Ah. Wonder how strong it would make you?

>>51258946
Saitama's level, presumably.

>>51254961
>>51254776
The thing about Hulk's friend is that he was actually a literal cuck. He got off on his wife fucking other people, she did it regularly, and he actively invited Hulk to fuck his wife. He's pathetic and disgusting, but you can't accuse Hulk of fucking his friend over.

>>51258969
Really? Is all the stuff about him having unlimited strength just a meme?

I'm trying to come up with the most fitting punishments for the S9. Help me out here:

>Bonesaw
Give her to Franken Fran
>Gray Boy
Trap him in a never ending loop of accelerated time so he constantly decays and regrows forever
>Jack
Trap him in a doomsday shelter forever and give him immortality

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>>51258870
I used my charisma and memetic abilities to make people believe that all the conspiracy theories were true.

All of them. At the same time.

>>51258946
Probably S class hero range, mind you quantifying that would be hard, but throwing buildings around may be a rough estimate for raw strength.
>>51258998
I really doubt that anon's interpretation, Saitama has done at least one thing that by description and speed shown in the anime surpassed the speed of light, namely jumping back from the moon to the earth in less time than it would take light to make the trip.

>>51255030
He never learned the difference between wisdom and intelligence.

>>51258969

That feels like a biiiiiit more than an overestimation, considering Saitama is far above everything in the setting. His actual power is basically "yes", winning out over everything that comes at him and being bored at the lack of challenge.

>>51255542
My first thought was that it was cum and not milk. Dirty brain.

>>51259011
I'd just put them down. They act like rabid animals, so treat them like it.
Don't become He Who Fights Monsters over a bunch of psychopaths who happened into superpowers.

>>51256602
I doubt he actually fucked her just because they were flirting. Batman in TAS is basically asexual if your name isn't Talia or (eventually, offscreen) Barbara.

>>51259011
The way to punish Bonesaw is to do it like canon. Get her sane enough she can feel guilt again.

>>51257325
>Fire Emblem series being destroyed by a phonegame.
RIP, in the graveyard where all series executed by cashgrab phoneshit go.

>>51259011
I honestly think you should kill Jack in a shitty, anticlimactic way, like popping his head with OOC powers, then bury him in a ditch. Except take care when you kill him, I'm pretty sure sure he's had Bonesaw put some deadman's switch style plagues in his body, or something.

He wants to terrorize people and be remembered, so something shitty and anticlimactic is good, I think.

>>51259011
Burnscar: Spell that causes all fires within her range to be extinguished.
Crawler: Eternal Complete Sensory Deprivation.
Shatterbird: Flesh to Glass Spell.
Siberian: Turn him into a completely immobile, indestructible being.
Cherish: Make her feel the emotions of people in her area, but amplified.
Also, this >>51259177 .

>>51254996
I don't agree with that. Wouldn't a high WIS stat still be a huge help with problem solving and knowing what the best course of action is?

>>51259193
>Cherish: Make her feel the emotions of people in her area, but amplified.
That's literally what the S9 does to her in canon.

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>>51258150
Jump 06: Tales of Phantasia - I'm cautiously optimistic.
Era: The Past
Location: Belladam Village
Species: Human
Origin: Warrior [900] - As much as I wanted Drop-In, I really need the competence boost in fighting ability.
Perks:
Skits - I too enjoy meaningless banter.
Titles
Wasn't Born Yesterday - Who can sword? I can sword!
Odds and Ends
Aerodynamics [800]
Stronger Than I Look [700]
The Dream Will Never Die [500]
Tougher Than I Look [300]
True Skill [0] - Hey, hey Nymph! Watch this! DEMON FANG! DEMON FANG! DEMON FANG! Pretty cool, right? [...] Hey, come back!

Items:
Trademark Gear
Mysterious Pendant
Gald
Standard Weapon
Standard Armor
Excalibur [0, Item budget spent]

Companions:
The Gang's All Here!

1. Nymph
Background: Mage
Species: Elf
Mana Flow
Excited!
Elemental, My Dear
Intensify!
Light and Darkness

2. Astraea
Background: Warrior
Species: Human
Wasn't Born Yesterday
Odds and Ends
True Skill
Tougher Than I Look
Aerodynamics

3. Fitzgerald Acumen [OC]
Background: Cleric
Species: Half-Elf
First Aid!
Warmth
Healing Hands
What Was Can Be Again
Temporal Oddities

Drawbacks:
Errand Jumper [100]

This build took a while to finish. Anyways, meet our party healer, Fitzgerald!
>"The only reason I even exist is because you fuckups needed a healer."
As you can see, he has the bedside manner of a true professional.
>"Fuck you."
So now that I'm actually getting the hang of adventuring and the nightmares have MOSTLY stopped (sometimes), I figure this is another time we can let the main characters worry about things while I get some practice with my new sword abilities, and improve our overall teamwork. I'm still not the combat monster Astraea is, but I'm getting there. All that sneaking around in Boktai is helping me pick up this ‘tactical’ stuff a bit better.

>>51259209

I think he's referring to WIS helping you realize that putting all your eggs in one basket isn't a smart idea (especially when Wisdom as a stat only provides Mana, where other stats provide more tangible benefits for different skills), thus causing you to diversify more.

>>51259264
Oh, yeah, I can agree with that. I misunderstood and thought they meant that putting points into Wisdom, in general, was something they shouldn't have done.

>Wisdom as a stat only provides Mana, where other stats provide more tangible benefits for different skills
He hasn't put a whole lot of points into Wisdom yet, but, since we've seen that putting enough points into Intelligence causes him to spontaneously gain psychic powers, I could totally buy that enough points in Wisdom gives you Journey to the West/Xianxia enlightenment style powers.

>51247350
>What does the Potential perk actually do? It says your potential is far beyond your form, your potential for what? Is it a magic booster? Does it make your demon form more stronk?
Both magic and your overall form. There are delineated power levels for demons, you start as Greater, then there is Arch, and several levels of Prince before you reach Concordenax, demon god.
A greater demon jumped up two levels would be at mid prince potential, of which there are estimated to be only 13.
A greater could give a good accounting but ultimately lose against a Knight Rampart (Greater Paladin). With potential you would either win or send them flying long enough to saunter off (Assuming they don't have an instant perma-kill demon dagger...hint...they probably do). With Potential and Quite Brilliant you would be one of the three scariest people in the Abyss, able to just smite a Knight Rampant and certainly not falling for any dagger tricks.
If taken by a non demon, assume baseline boost to just over captain America, plus the magic strength of 10 average practitioners.
It is pretty vague so I'll put a clarification in the next update.

>>51259344
>>51247350
there we go, linked

>>51259011
Well, Grey Boy's dead, so just keep Bonesaw from cloning the Slaughterhouse 9000 and you don't have to worry about him.

For Jack, I always figured it would be funny to give him a nice public trial and execution. Jack's a Joker expy, he wants to demonstrate the meaninglessness of human civilization and our attempts to impose order on an uncaring cosmos.. Having the rule of law be what kills him could be worth the public exposure he'd get.

Bonesaw it should be playing on the "good girl" thing she so desperately clings to. Maybe trap her in an illusion where her parents are alive again and incredibly disapproving of her, together with some changes to her neural structure so it's impossible for her to get past the shame.

Something similar would work well for Manton. Have his daughter confront him over the monster he's become, and how him doing it all in her name disgusts her. Then make him relive being eaten by the Siberian, over and over again.

Shatterbird wants a sense of power and authority. Doing what happened to her in canon, where she wound up Regent's powerless mind-slave, is pretty much the perfect punishment already. Just make it even more effective with Jumper tech.

Crawler needs stimulation. Sensory deprivation, as has been suggested already, would be a nice way to fuck with him.

Mannequin thinks that attempts to make the world better are pointless, that it will all come crashing down on you eventually and so its better to tear down people before they try. So deconstruct that world view, take his technology and use it to make the world better, and make him watch.

Burnscar's shtick is that the more she uses her powers, the more sociopathic she gets, so she uses her powers a lot in order to keep from having to confront the awful things she's done. Remove her powers, make her have to deal with the guilt.

And Hachetface is...boring, just kill him. There's nothing to really do with him.

>>51259176
If anything is going to destroy the Fire Emblem franchise, it'll be the shitty story and the gross shit in it, not cashgrab stuff.

Besides, Fire Emblem Warriors is definably going to sell massive bucks.

What's the name of the jump that has the hero forum? It's base on a manga.

>>51259443
Yusha Gojo Kumiai Koryugata Keijiban, or "Hero Union BBS" in English. It's under the Japanese name in the drive, though, so go to the N-Z folder.

>>51259443
Yuusha Gojo Kumiai Kouryuugata Keijiban

>>51259427
Making tons of money on phoneshit is what kills a series. No reason to make a real game when lazy trash makes you gacha cash.

>>51259411
>And Hachetface is...boring, just kill him. There's nothing to really do with him.
Apparently, he liked using his power nullification field to scare the shit out of capes. You know, taking the thing they most relied on away from them and all that.

Maybe use out of jump powers, which probably wouldn't be affected by his "no powers" aura since it's almost certainly shard-based, to smack him around a bit?

>>51259315

Yeah, that's a fair assessment.

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Can anyone give me some jumps that give you a wish once your chain is over?
I'm trying to compile a list for reasons.

>>51259535
>>Google Drive
>https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&usp=sharing
See above.

>>51259535
one of the fate jumps Does that,there is also a scenario for That in gravity Falls.

>>51259176
Just like how Fate died to its phone game cashgrab.

>>51259605
Don't see any plans for a VN anon. Just more phone games.

>>51259605
It... Didn't, though. With everything that's been happening over the past few months, it's more popular than ever. Especially now, with Extella and three Heaven's Feel movies...

>>51259535
MAdoka:Wraith Arc does that

>>51259636
Yeah it just has like four animes coming out, multiple ongoing novel series, and a brand new musou game.
>>51259642
I know. Making a point that series don't get killed by their cash grabs.

>>51259642
>Heaven's Feel
Nothing of value.

>>51259605
God, I wish. Then maybe you Fatefags would shut up about it for once. But no, instead we have it shitting up thread after thread. Val, I'm sure you had good intentions, but you've made this place unbearable. And I think you agree, given how annoying the constant questions towards you are. Let this be a lesson in unintended consequences.

>>51259669
>Animes
Retreading of Stay/night
>Novels
Valueless.
>New game
The only game is the Extellia, which is just more Extra with some Stay/Night pandering.

>>51259699
So what the fuck do you think a series needs to have to be considered not dead if multiple series over multiple forms of media don't qualify? By your logic I don't think any franchises are alive.

>>51259722
Actual new shit.

>>51259734
You mean like the game they just released, or the novels.

What's the most expensive thing you've bought, jumpers?

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>>51259262
Jump 07: Captain N - Okay seriously. We went from Elfen Lied, to Boktai, to Tales of Phantasia, and now this. What the fuck is with this order of events?!
Age: 14
Origin: Gamemaster [900] - I'm SICK of being second fiddle, damn it! If I'm gonna be trapped in a Saturday Morning nightmare, it may as well be as the main fucking character!
Location: Palace of Power
Perks:
High Score! - I am no longer trash at video games. Woo!
Playing With Power - I am also Mario, apparently. [800]
Continue? - Juuuuust in case, though I feel like if I actually need this, I'm already fucked. [600]
Playing with Super Power - MY WASTED YOUTH IS NO LONGER WASTED. [300]

Items:
Can't Beat the Classics
Pocket Full of Quarters [200] - I no longer care about how this chain ends. My physical needs have been met.
The Zapper [0] - Nice! I wonder if I can use this together with the Solar Gun?
Power Pad [0] - Yes, please.

Drawbacks:
Not So Keene
Gameboy's Best Friend [200] - Oh, fuck me.
Disco Isn't Dead Yet [300] - Stayin' alive, stayin' alive!

Alright, so after last time, with the addition of Fitzgerald, I think it's safe to call us seasoned adventurers now.
>"My existence is a lie designed to compliment some jackass' life."
As you can see, he's enjoying himself greatly.
>"I hate you."

Anyways, I have to deal with Gameboy constantly possessing my stuff and using my gear without permission plus an urge to do the Commander Shepard in public. Embarassing, but still nowhere near as bad as it was before. I still have nightmares and wake up screaming. The locals keep treating it like a gag in a cartoon, though. Fuck them.

But yeah, I manage to hold up pretty well and I'm even fighting on the frontlines consistently. Things are finally looking up and it's all uphill from here!

Next stop: Disgaea.

>>51254187
>logical fallacies anyway, on a good day I can rattle off reducto ad absurdum and ad hominem off the top of my head
Again, I'm sorry, but those are informal fallacies. Informal fallacies may (or may not) have a valid logical form, and aren't really logical fallacies (debatable). I was able to identify your logical fallacy because it was a true formal fallacy (the form of the argument was logically invalid), and there are a lot fewer easily recognized formal fallacies. And pretty much all of them are covered in a class on predicate logic.

Just check out the difference in the number of fallacies listed under each of the categories here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies
There's like, four times as many.

Sorry for waiting nine hours to respond, but I just woke up.

>>51259777
>Novels
Videogame novels are some of the worst trash in existence. They have no value as literature.

The only real game they're putting out is Extellia, and that's stay/night and Extra pandering.

>>51259669
Ah, very well. Glad to know!~

>>51259670
>>51259699
You'll find that value is very, very much subjective for all things.

As for Heavens Feel, you... Might want to read it. There is a reason why it's the route that only happens AFTER the first two.

>>51259691
>you've made this place unbearable
I don't think you are accusing the right person. Try throwing a stone at the mirror, maybe?

>Let this be a lesson in unintended consequences
it's interesting - every time someone here says words "learn a lesson", nothing good happens. Hm. I wonder.

>>51259734
Your definition of "new" would probably be original enough to not qualify as Fate anymore, defeating the point.

>>51259791
>Spoiler
Oh dear.

>>51259795
Wait, so if you consider visual novels to be trash... Why do you even care about Fate?

>>51259411
Actually, I've been meaning to ask: how did Bonesaw's clones even have parahuman powers? Just because they have the tumor doesn't mean they'd auto get a connection to the same Shard, does it?

>>51259795
Well good thing they aren't videogame novels. They are books, that you read.

>>51259811
>Wait, so if you consider visual novels to be trash...
He's talking about actual books, Annette.

>>51259824
That's what I'm talking about. Actual books about a videogame series.

>>51259791
>Next stop: Disgaea.

Bodacious Babes

>>51259811
>As for Heavens Feel, you... Might want to read it.
Everyone knows what happens in it.

>Sakura is a stupid slut.
>Gets raped by everything
>Is full of cock worms that make her fuck people for mana
>Flips her shit after getting raped again.
>Turns into a villain and corrupts a bunch of servants.
>Shirou's hero complex kicks in and he saves the irredeemable whore.
>Illya rescues his ass from his hero complex and he ends up in some non-human vessel.

>>51259838
Dude Fate barely qualified as a videogame series.
It's a visual NOVEL. Hell the universe it's set in got started as a series of novels and short stories.

>>51259813
In addition to Blasto's tech, Bonesaw also stole the work of a Tinker named Cranial who worked with mind-machine interfaces. She used that to imprint artificial personality profiles of the original onto the clones. The personalities were close enough that, together with the identical DNA, the shards recognized them as the original enough to give them the powers. The clones' connection to the shards wasn't as strong, though, so their powers were weaker. Though that's implied to be as much because there were dozens of each one as it is inherent flaws in the process. The exception was Grey Boy, whose shard already carried a complete copy of his mind uploaded into it, as a necessity of his time-warping powers (it has to be able to run his mind off-site from his brain, or reversing time on his brain would erase his memories), and as such the Grey Boy clone that Bonesaw made was indistinguishable from the original, with complete access to his memories, personality, and full powers.

>>51259827
Hm? I never actually heard about those, other than Zero and Apocrypha.

>>51259863
Ah, to be unspoiled about the good things.

>>51259902
There's nothing good in Heaven's Feel. Stop defending worst girl on worst route because you feel bad for her.

>>51259605
If dying causes an IP to grow its fanbase and successively release cash generating media across several mediums, then my fucking projects need to die already.

>>51259933
Eh? But anon, the best girl is obviously Taiga.

>>51259811
Fuck off. Fate is the worst franchise we've ever had a jump made for. Which is kind of ironic, because the jump is actually pretty interesting, but people ignore all the novel and fun things it offers to ask incessant annoying questions about "How long would it take the First Magic to let me make a hobbit" or "Can my Servant be Emperor Norton" or other inane things. And it never stops. They suck the life out of this thread, bogging it down in endless powerwank. And hey, I don't blame Val. She clearly just wanted to make a fun jump. But like I said, unintended consequences.

>>51259960
Notice how I didn't say who you liked best, just that you were defending Sakura and Heaven's Feel because you feel bad for her.

>>51259949
Making money =/= being a good thing. Lots of series make money but are garbage.

>>51259987
Don't worry. It'll die down in a week or so when everybody gets it out of their systems, or some other popular franchise gets a jump with a lot of options.

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>>51259987
>I don't like it so no one else is allowed to!
>stop talking about things I don't want to talk about!

>>51259999
>>51259949
>grow its fanbase and successively release cash generating media
>grow fanbase and generate cash
>AND

>>51259987
Aaaaaaaand you are no longer interesting. Pity.

>>51259989
Good catch. That said, Heaven's Feel doesn't actually revolve around Sakura. Weird, right?

>>51259778
In CP? That would be things, plural; 1000 each on Cheat Mode in Minecraft and on Saber in the original Fate jump.

>>51259999
Who cares if something's good as long sd people enjoy it? You sound like one of the stereotypical hipsters who complain about only their obscure Indie music being good and everyone else having terrible taste.

>>51260014
hahahahahaha
no

>>51259987
Oh fuck off. 90% of the questions about literally any jump are along those lines.

>>51259989
Why does everyone hate her, anyway?

You'd be pretty shitty if you were constantly getting raped by worms and having to fuck people you hate to keep them from eating you alive.

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>>51259791
Jump 08: Disgaea - Hour of Darkness - Oh hey I loved this ser-WAIT. HOW MUCH OF GAMEPLAY IS ACTUALLY REAL HERE?!
Location: Laharl's Castle
Species: Demon
Origin: Drop-In
Perks:
Level One
What a Ripoff!
Hiding your Power Level
Hidden Depths [900]
Silent Protagonist [700]
I Will Be The Main Character! [400]
Professional Peanut Gallery
Theme Song
Moe
Reincarnation [100]

Features: Weapon Master - Sword, Armor Knight

Items:
Hero's Scarf
Trademark Outfit [300i]
Starting Weapon
Useless Time-Wasting RPGs
Sweet Jacket
A Pair of Pistols [200i]
Mana Bazooka [0i]
A Crapton of Anime [0]

Companions:

Loyal Battle Monkeys
[Same Background and Species across the board]
Background: Drop-In
Species: Demon
1. Astraea - Features: Weapon Master
2. Nymph - Features: Magic
3. Fitzgerald - Features: Boring Magic

So Disgaea is an interesting inverse of the normal jump logic. Normally, when you don't want to die or get roped into things, you avoid the plot like it's carrying the unholy lovechild of the Black Plague and every pox put together, after taking notes from Nurgle. However, in the case of Disgaea, the SAFEST place to be is in close proximity to the plot.

So that's why I'm working for Laharl now. He and Etna are every bit of the slave drivers canon shows them to be. I'm in a lot of fights, but the fact we work our way up in terms of levels and opponents means I don't have to worry as much as I would otherwise. Silent Protagonist helps me having to dodge explaining where I came from and we just blend in with the other mooks.

I've seen some shit, man.

>>51259535
Tower of God if you get to the top.
Every Fate jump if you win.
Gravity Falls has a time wish
New Madoka this one is a bad idea

Are there any jumps that have 'you always know what power you have' perks? I tend to fanwank YJ's Toggle as a list in the back of my head, but that comes much later in my chain.

I'm heading towards an amnesia drawback, and knowing I have powers would be nice.

>>51260136
Nobody likes wormsluts, no matter how shitty their lives were.

>>51260204

>He didn't mack on Bodacious Babes when off the clock

Why do I spend time trying to remind you if won't listen

Still great story Heavan

>>51260240
Drawbacks trump perks. I.e. if a perk would counteract a drawback, the drawback wins and the perk is nullified.

>>51260048
Some people like garbage. See Call of Duty, reality TV, etc.

>>51260109
>Who cares if something's good
People who like good media?

>>51260204
>we just blend in with the other mooks
Isn't that a very bad thing when it comes to active employment? As in, mooks dying like the mooks they are?

Good writeup so far!

>>51260136
Because she's a rape magnet, full of gross worms, is a big slut, and corrupts/kills a bunch of servants even if it was caused by her flipping out from rape trauma. She doesn't have many redeeming qualities, pity only goes so far.

>>51260050
>Heaven's Feel doesn't actually revolve around Sakura.
You live in an alternate reality.

>>51260275
The drawback doesn't say I loose my powers. Hell, it flat out says I can accidentally use them, and then relearn them.

So I want a perk that tells me what I have. Even If I have to roll for which powers show up first, I still want one.

>>51260275
Not always. Quicksilver said the drawback that makes you unable to speak in PMD is countered by the perk in Pokemon.

>>51260338
My houserule is that as long as the cp spent on the perk(s) outweighs the drawback by at least four, it's all good. Won't stop a fiat 'you lose your powers', but that's usually good enough.

>>51260338
It's a wording thing.
The drawback in PMD just says you don't get pokespeak for free.
If you've already got it then the drawback doesn't take it away.
Although I bet you'd have a hard time speaking with an unfamiliar face.

>>51260371
>as long as the cp spent on the perk(s) outweighs the drawback by at least four
By four what? A factor of four? Four times? Just four?

>>51260374
And "you lose your memories of your powers" does not mean "you lose your powers". It's pretty much the same thing.

>>51260331
My suggestion? Make a list, then give it to your companions, assuming they're keeping their memories.
Alternatively any "character sheet" kind of perk should work.
I know The Gamer has one and there's a few more scattered around.

>>51260415
A factor of four, yes. A 200 cp drawback that makes everyone dislike you can be nullified by 800 cp worth of charisma perks, leaving you at a 'normal' level of charisma.

here is my build for the DC occult jump.
>>http://pastebin.com/zYhU0aaB

>>51260441
So after about 20-30 jumps the majority of drawbacks are pretty much free CP for you?
That doesn't sound very balanced.

>>51260275
Which would mean in this case that any perk that prevented the amnesia would fail. If however one of his perks gave him a HUD, for example, he'd still see the HUD even if he had no idea why it was there.

>>51260240
Anon, while I don't recommend amnesia drawbacks, if you end up risking "new you" keeping the drawback then you might want to check out the Tactical Info perk from the Star Wars KOTOR jump.

>>51260456
that's why the majority of the more valuable drawbacks scale with the jumper. and a number of weaker Drawbacks are enforced by fiat and create inconveniences that would affect anyone.

>>51260456
Depends on the drawbacks, honestly. Most 100 and 200 cp drawbacks are things that were easy to work around in the first place, so I don't usually feel bad about powering my way past them.

Like, 100 cp for a missing limb, and i'm just going to go use my amazing science powers to build a cybernetic arm or something.

300 and up I usually don't even try.

>>51260482
>>51260427
>Star Wars KOTOR
>The Gamer
Thank you.

Man, the Negima Drawbacks are so boring. To get the max you have to take the two 300s, which makes you powerless and gives you amnesia. So it's literally just some random schmuck living a normal life for 10 years before the Benefactor shows up, tells them they're actually a dimensional traveller, shoves a bunch of memories and powers in them, then moves them to the next jump.

>>51260488
Bancho, that shouldn't be why, because jumps are meant to be balanced according to the standard rules (in a direct fight a drawback always trump perks), not somebody's custom "oh my perks can trump drawbacks if they're X enough" rule.

>>51260542
what?! No, of course Drawbacks From perks,I think I might've misinterpreted part of the conversation.

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>>51260204
Jump 09: Rurouni Kenshin - Oh thank god
Age: 22
Origin: Wanderer
Perks:
Distant Sky
A Wandering Fool [900]
The Will To Live [700]
Man Slayer [400]
Identifying Scar
Warrior's Spirit
Heart of the Sword x3 [100]
Shinsoku [0]

Items:
A Good Blade
Meiji-Era Clothes
Traveler's Bag

Drawbacks:
Oro? [200]
"I Know You, Jumper! [300]

So I'm in Meiji Japan and culturally, I could not be more out of place. But I also couldn't be much happier. I FINALLY get a fucking break after ten years of dealing with ridonkulously powerful demons while working for what I think was the biggest brat in the multiverse. I spent about ten minutes kissing the ground once I realized where I was. Zero fucks given.

I can deal with the low-tier shonen fare here pretty easily by now, so I'm not worried about the drawbacks or my atrocious luck returning. I know this has some neat companion hooks but I don't feel like dealing with other people's problems right about now, and all of us need some well-deserved rest.

Speaking of rest, how are you holding up, Fitzgerald?
>"Tea is my only solace in this journey and is the true key to power."
That's super. I'm just gonna play video games in the Warehouse and occasionally sword-fight. I can't help but think all of these power-ups are doing very little to actually improve my life so far, though...

>>51260534
Almost like an anime!

speaking of which it appears to be missing from the drive.

>>51260449
>http://pastebin.com/zYhU0aaB
>don't normally dream so this isn't so bad
Everybody dreams, every night. You just don't remember your dreams because they don't get encoded to long-term memory, because your brain isn't functioning like it does when you're awake. So your recall only lasts about five minutes. Guess what happens if you wake up in the middle of a (really bad) dream? You remember it.

>>51257477
Ok as much as I like bruce Tim's work and Batman Beyond, the whole story of Bruce sucked big old nasty narly donkey dick.

He like literially deserves to be alone, and ruins anything human with the character.

>>51260717
Actually, I remember the period of darkness In which my perception of time distorts heavily between going to bed and waking up, So I really don't dream.

>>51260534
This kind of shit is exactly why I run on a house rule of unspent CP carrying over but being unable to gain CP from drawbacks.

>>51257477
Is this a canon thing?

>>51260649
Mahou Sensei Negima.

>>51260740
No thats normal, thats you not remembering the dream.

>>51260731
I thought BB Bruce was fine. Some of the comics dealing with the inbetween of TAS and BB sucked, but not the end result.

>>51260717

For me it's just going to sleep blackness and then waking up

>>51260760
shit, I meant to quote >>51256115

X-men movies is missing.

>>51260766
really?! Cool, I'm more normal thought and My Subconscious isn't torn up to shreds by a lifetime of heavy antipsychotics. but yeah, I usually take dream drawbacks since I'm usually good at operating When tired and stressed anyway. plus, My Jumper knows that he is usually Lord of dreams and can take a Decade or two of nightmares , knowing he'll be able to dish them out later.

>>51260776
You mean a bitter old man with no family and basically incapable of talking to Terry about the whole DNA thing which he simply had to answer he didn't know?

BB was great, and Bruce was great in it, but the whole outcome for Bruce is terrible and sucked.

Can you use the Dark Side and have emotions and all that without going full "WAKE ME UP INSIDE" emo pain and suffering?

>>51260826
To be fair, fuck Batman.

>>51260812
Its a bit weird you don't remember anything except maybe thats a side effect of your medicine, but yeah if you don't remember your dreams you only "see" blackness.

>>51260835
Only in the extended universe

>>51260826
Oh, you don't mean from a writing perspective, you mean for him as a person. Yeah, he ended up in a bad way.

At least he wasn't mindraped by an alien for 40 years and incapable of doing anything as his body was puppeted around like Superman.

>>51260869
TAS Batman is nothing but a good guy. The only skeevy things he did was flirt with Lois (Who wasn't with Clark anyway) and fuck Barbara (which is just skeevy because of the age and power dynamic.)

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>>51260731
Personally, I always imagine his moral decline must have really kicked into gear after Alfred died.

Forget the revolving door of Robins or Barbara. Alfred was really the last family Bruce had left, the last thing keeping him from being lost in his own darkness.

So, in Dark Souls, if I took the Grounded Drawback and were to fall, could I save myself br wrapping Enkidu's chain around an object an pull myself up?

>>51260907
>(which is just skeevy because of the age and power dynamic.)
He unironically said in in the jumpchain thread.

>>51260835
I thought that was what Grey Jedi did.

I don't know much about the expanded universe though, so I'm probably wrong.

>>51260951
It's a little skeevy, doesn't mean it's morally wrong. Just like my 4000 year old loli dragon and demon waifus aren't morally wrong, just questionable.

>>51259147
Lois spent the night at his hotel and they got breakfast together. It's heavily implied.

>>51260976
My ten year old Third Circle Demon waifus are Unquestionables. Sorry, just had to make that pun.

>>51260926
This. Alfred's always been a sort of tether, keeping him from exhausting himself physically and mentally, acting as someone he can completely trust, and just in general being almost a father figure to Bruce. Hell, didn't he even say in the Injustice comics (different universe, I know) that he considered Alfred as something like a father? His death would remove all that, leaving Bruce a lot more vulnerable.

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>>51260615
Jump 10: Metroid - Vacation time's over, I guess.
Orgin: NO DATA FOUND
Age: 22
Perks:
Find My Way
Justice Will Previal
Pick Up the Pieces [900]
Noise in the Void [800]
This One Is Mine [600]
To Touch the Stars [300]
The Light of Aether [0]

Power Armor:
Life Support
Internal HUD
Suit Up
Armor Systems: Power Insulation System, Varia [1400sp], Ego Guardian Protocol [1300sp], Energy Transfer Module [1100sp], Light [800sp]
Weapon Systems: Arm Cannon, Power Beam, Charge Beam [700sp], Missiles [600sp], Light Beam [400sp], Dark Beam [200sp], Annhiliation Beam [100sp]
Visor Systems: Scan Visor
Movement Systems: Thruster System, Grapple Beam [0sp]

Items:
Spaceship
Recharge Station
Masked Identification Signal

Drawbacks:
Bottles? - Get that shit OUTTA here!

I was tempted to take Another but I feel like I don't need background PTSD on top of my already-existing one. Though I'm suited up for war, we spend more time exploring the outskirts of Federation territory than anything, with me marveling at (while being terrified of) space. It took a few minutes for it to sink in that we were in orbit over an earth-like planet that definitely looked like it dwarfed the little blue planet back home.

I never meet Samus, much as I want to. Things she visits have this funny habit of exploding. Constantly.

>>51261014
I wonder how many people have loli demons.

>>51260835
It depends. There are examples in the EU. But those are pretty substantial minority. The Dark Side is essentially powered by emo and you basically have three options: become increasingly more emo until you hit CRAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN levels, slowly transform into the Dark Lord of Edge and wow people with your nihilistic intelligence and wicked sense of humor, or go full hog and transform into a Saturday morning cartoon villain on the level of Snidley Whiplash.

You almost certainly could with the right perks, of course. But the Dark Side by its very nature is edgy and emo.

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>>51261081
As someone who straight ticket votes Curvy Amazon, I am diametrically opposed to lolis.

What are the best jumps to start WW3 in?

>>51261149
Even if they're just daughterus?

>>51261155
Any setting after WW2, but before WW3.

>>51261155
Hellsing, Youtube, East vs West, Generic Video Game Designer, and Ring of Red.

>>51260835
Yes, the Dark Side is about passion and emotion. Its just that it responds best to hateful emotions, and thus it creates a feedback loop for the power hungry and edgy. The wise can dip into it without that problem.

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>>51261162
Yes. My daughterus will also be members of the Curvy Amazon Master Race.

>>51261184
>that feeling when my own jump is recommended to me

>>51261155
YouTube. It'll be great for your ratings if you run around doing war footage and commentary. With a decent build you should be able to film what you want without much risk.

>>51261019
Jump 11: Kamen Rider Kabuto - This is...different.
Origin: Drop-In
Age: [Free Pick?] 20
Perks:
Grandmother Once Said...
Supreme Chef [900]
The Jumper Who Rules Everything [700]
The Path of Heaven [400] - Because sometimes, you need to take the wheel.

Items:
Here I Am [500]
Lord of the Speed [0]

Drawbacks:
If Jumper Is Stronger...[600]
Who Wrote This Show?! [700]
This Tastes Terrible! [800]

Tendou you smug prick I HATE YOU SO MUCH WHY DO YOU NEED MY SPACESHIP STOP GIVE IT BACK I FUCKING HATE YOOOOOOOOOU

Ahem. So I can go really fast now. I dunno how else to explain it, but we have to deal with sudden Worm attacks and drama, followed up by a cook-off with Tendou. He wins, of course. Fuck Tendou. I can see the theme of ‘really schizophrenic bullshit’ is still prevalant in everything I have to deal with. I'm also trying very hard not to think about the fact it's been 100 years since this nonstop bullshit started.

Clock Up plus all the sword shit I've stacked gives me a pretty hilariously unfair advantage against anything that isn't a Worm. Except Tendou. Fuck Tendou.

I don't think I can emphasize that enough. FUCK. TENDOU. SOUJI.

I've almost managed to survive my own jumps.

>>51261197
Isn't the Dark Side literally cancer?

>>51261155
Gundam SEED or Universal Century. The One Year War and the Bloody Valentine War are WW3 already, more or less. Just amp them up a bit.

>>51261254
No? Not sure where you're getting that from.

>>51261265

Probably from Palpatine looking like thousand year old mummified scrotum.

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>>51261149
Pleb.

>>51260530
Fuck Navigating the drive on my phone. Can someone please post KOTOR for me?

>>51261285
That's mostly from Palpatine being a thousand year old level 20 space wizard.

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>>51261106
>or go full hog and transform into a Saturday morning cartoon villain on the level of Snidley Whiplash
Which is clearly the best route, regardless. I mean, it's what Palatine went for, and look how powerful he was.

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>>51261015
Honestly if you look at things in that light, the whole thing makes a pretty good arc, albeit one that's not really brought up by the series.

Batman is Batman. Years go by. Alfred dies eventually, probably of old age, leaving Batman all alone.
Batman does the slow spiral, until his body finally starts to give out and forces himself to retire.
Having already killed most of his personal relationships with other superheros on account of being fucking Batman, he has no family or friends. Just a sad old man living alone, without any way to protect people as he wants to do, growing increasingly bitter.
Years go by. He meets this punk kid who's dad died. Shit happens and so he decides to teach him how to be Batman.
Bruce acts as a sortof replacement father to Terry, but he's kindof shit at it on account of all the years he spent alone drowning in his own bitterness. But still, he somehow manages to teach Terry to be a better person who saves people.

One day, Batman will die of old age, as well. But Terry still has his mom and his little brother. He's ultimately ahead of the game.
New generation and all that good stuff.
Though hopefully when that happens he'll find someone else to do his gadgets.

It's really more about Terry's story than Bruce.

>>51261316
Too bad there's nowhere to obtain amazonian lolis in the chain. An endangered race.

>>51261346

Him looking like a big old tumor with arms and legs does seem like a likely reason for someone to believe the Dark Side causes cancer though.

>>51261265
Pretty sure that's Disney and Lucas' official stance when asked why "bringing balance to the Force" involved completely destroying one side of it. It's not natural, it's a corruption of the Force.