Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1286: Post-Spark Edition

Jumpers, did you save Bob Ross? Did you companion/pod him? Did you show him the wonders of the multiverse and listen to his soothing voice while he paints them?

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>>51200827
So, what are your Post-spark plans Jumpers?

I guess I could open an 80th-dimensional hospital in order to tread the cosmic bad taste in everything.

>>51200836
To expand on that:

Did you ever companion a real-life person?

>>51200896
Stroll through the multiverse, destroying or sealing beings of pure evil and Lovecraftian entities. Get tea and scones at that cool little place.

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>>51195217
> Have Animorph's My Name Is Jake
> Deneb attempts to hijack my body
> ...
> ...
> "Uh. Konata? I'm stuck."
> "Wow, sucks for you, huh?"

I might say that's canon.

>>51200899
In my way back original build for Youtube, I companion'd Arin Hanson. But eventually I decided that: 1) It felt creepy writing about a real life person who wasn't dead, and 2) I like Arin too much to force him to put up with my bullshit. He seems like a nice guy.
So I retcon'd that.

I do have a couple "not quite" celebrities, though. Like, Genie from Disney Princess (who I call "Dan"), or Vincent Van Ghoul from Scooby Doo (who I call "Mister Price").
Vincent hates it when I call him that.

>>51200896
First thing I'm gonna do is take a nap. For like two weeks.
After that, I'm probably gonna build some underground doom fortress somewhere in the wilds of Australia, and THEN I'm gonna figure out a way to link up all my research stations from across the multiverse onto one channel, so that I can keep in touch with them.
Then I'll probably run back and forth between dimensions for a bit, grabbing all the easy paths to ultimate power that were barred from me the first go around, y'know, like absorbing Adam and Lilith in NGE, which will more than likely be a small drop in the bucket compared to a spark, but it will grant more ease of lateral abilities, y'know?
And after that... I'll probably sit on my ass and watch anime.

>>51201010
>It felt creepy writing about a real life person who wasn't dead
There's a very simple solution to that.

This build any more suicidal then the last one?

Drawbacks: JUMPER, Black is the New Black, Center Stage, Sealing Designation (2400)

Age: 18
Location: Homurahara High School (3)
Origin: HERO (Free)
Gender: Female

-Perks-
Demi-Servant (1900)
Stronger Servant (1150)
I Need a Hero (Free)
Layman Linguistics (Free)
I Am the Bone of My Sword (950)
Playing With Marbles (450)
We Can Make It Work (250)
Mythical Visage (50)
Command Seals (Free)
Magic Circuits (Free)
Basic Training (Free)

-Items-
Senpai's Proof (Free)

-Servant Sheet (1850SP)-
B-ranked Strength: 50
C-ranked Mana: 150
C-ranked Endurance: 0
C-ranked Agility: 0
B-ranked Luck: 300

Independent Action A+: 450
Magic Resistance: 0SP

A+-ranked Charisma: 650
B-ranked Divinity: 800
A-ranked Golden Rule: 1000

EX-ranked Ea: 1450
A-ranked Gate of Babylon: 1650
A-ranked Enkidu: 1850

Drawbacks: Migraine (+50SP)

>>51201010
>I'll probably sit on my ass and watch anime.
Did you get the Adaptanitor thingy from Princess Bride? It might be the best item of all jumpchain.

Now there's a thought from the last thread -

Would YJ Power Combination work to combine Infernals and Creepypasta Pocket Dimensions?

>>51201059
It has all the same problems as the last one, only now everyone comes back one day later and you can't kill the Masters and Gilgamesh and future you will just spam Ea at you. Still dead, only not dead ten times over.

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>>51201072
I totally did! That, and SCP-914's 1-for-1 setting have given me endless hours of entertainment.
For that matter, I have the Interdimensional Cable box from Rick & Morty, and of COURSE I set that up with a multi-channel recording device. Which synergies great with the other two!
I have so much media of every possible type, you don't even know! And only 30% of it devolves into porn!

>>51200896
Firstly I'll distribute some of my older tech to family and friends on Earth. Nothing too powerful, just stuff like a watch that can activate a personal forcefield when they're in danger. Then I'll stay on Earth setting up all my companies, businesses and research labs to run autonomously and keep an eye on my loved ones. If I feel that they won't react badly to it I'll tell certain people what has happened to me and offer them the chance to move to one of the worlds or even come join me on my journey. Once either all of my loved ones die of old age or the ones remaining are coming with me I'll leave Earth, occasionally visiting to see how my stuff is going and to download a new archive of the internet (in case I manage to find a world that came from media that only existed after I left Earth)

>>51200899
Lewis, Simon and TB from the Magicka jump (so they have all the memories from up to making the Magicka vids, but now thye're actually wizards). They were very helpful when I did the Youtube jump but otherwise I mostly left them to do their own things (which meant they had free housing in whatever I imported but other than making sure the businesses had employees, they were free to have their own adventures).

>>51201059
I think you get a Servant as well.

>>51201167
>not giving all your loved ones deathlessness immediately
why do you hate them so much?

>>51201129
>Can't kill the Masters
?

>Future you will just spam Ea at you
Implying future me would be any more willing to take a dunk in the evil mud.

>Gilgamesh
That is problematic, but I have two things going in my favor.

1. I'm pragmatic as fuck. No long-ass gloating speeches for you Kingy.

2. I have most of his abilities, and can copy the ones I don't with UBW. In short, a fight between the two of us would probably result in a long enough short stalemate that I can run away.

Also, didn't Sakura digest him because he couldn't be tainted, and was about to take over the mud?

>>51201244
Do you even read the drawbacks you take?

>>51201244
Echo, did you read what Black is the New Black does? Because it doesn't seem like you have going by your comments here.

>>51201244
With Black is the New Black killing the masters does nothing. Future you didn't have a choice, you picked drawbacks that make it so.

Also, Future You is way better than you at everything. It also has more mana to throw around, so it can flat out overpower you.

Read the notes, particularly the one that says some combos of drawbacks may be unbeatable depending on your other jumps, of which you have none.

>>51201332
This is the guy thats king almighty of gilgamesh wank. I wouldn't be surprised if he hadn't read any of the drawbacks and was just assuming he wins because 'muh gilgamesh-sama' and 'muh ea'.

>>51201235
1, most of my family are assholes
2, Immortality is both a gift and a curse (how many normal people would want to see everyone they know and love die, have to change identities every 20 years and never have children because they'll outlive them?) so unless I know that they won't go crazy with it, I won't give it to them
3, If they come with me they'll be technically immortal until they leave (I have enough items and magic to keep them from aging or being affected by poison and disease)
4, If they choose to go to another world I'll lower their age with the life fruit, remove any plot problems (moon crashing into Vvardenfell, etc.), set them up with an identity (genetic modifications and/or training included if they need them to access the world's supernatural powers), job, house and a way to contact me if they need to. I'll also leave a shadow clone to secretly watch and protect them, as well as personally visiting at least once a year so I can hang out with them.

>>51201356
deathlessness with an opt-out option obviously

>>51201356
Any reason you're not giving eternal youth to everyone on earth?

>>51201300
Yes?

>>51201332
1. Keeps Servants prana filled.
2. All Servants that would have been in the war are infected.
3. Resurrects them a day after death.

>>51201344
>Future you didn't have a choice
Upon further review of the drawbacks, you do have a point.

>>51201410
Any reason why I should?
If I'm an immortal being that just came back from a jumpchain, I wouldn't care about this Earth over the thousands of others I've been to. The only reason I wouldn't be leaving this one immediately is because I care for my family. Without them I'd only use this planet as a storage facility, internet archive downloader and maybe a market testing ground for the non-deadly things I make.

>>51201442
So let's look at this. Gilgamesh, the enemy one, can now spam Ea against you. He's crazy hyper aggressive and has no reason to ever hold back. He also has all the other Servants running meat shields while he spams Enuma Elish at you and future you there doing it as well and they're working together well because you also took Centre Stage. And even if you SOMEHOW manage to not die instantly from them all, they'll be back the next day. And you have top level magi coming after you too the whole time.

How are you not dead again? Oh right, you are dead.

>>51201410
Who the fuck wants you assholes to live forever?

>>51201471
Any reason you shouldn't give eternal youth to all sapient beings throughout the multiverse?

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>>51200770
To expand this:

Strengthen your power in your territory:
>Head Bitch in Charge (F/SN)
>Fisher King (Merlin BBC and Arthur King)
>This is my swamp (Shrek)
These three are tricky, mostly because you have a limited radius of influence. Although this limitation can also be overcome by fucking with space enough.
>Chinjugami (Mononokehime)
>Yorishiro (Chihiro)

More realm perks/bringing people into your realm:
>Ouroboros perk tree from Siren: Blood Curse.

You might also have your companions populating through your dimension by making the The House of Mystery (Justice League Dark) the heart of your realm.

>>51201486
Alright, point has been made.

>>51201178
I would like Valeria's input about this before I do anything.

>>51201073
IIRC Power Combination can only be applied to combinations of "powers" from the Young Justice jump. Not out-of-jump powers or perks.

>>51201140
>SCP-914's 1-for-1 setting have given me endless hours of entertainment
sorry I don't get how that works
do you put a dvd in it and get a different dvd out?

>>51201580
It's not just drawbacks, you don't read perks too? try actually reading the whole demiservant perk retard

>>51201586
That's definitely wrong. For example, I remember YJ Anon making an example out of combining Avada Kedavra and singing powers for the last song anyone will ever hear.

>>51201615
So I can combine Avada Kedavra and a beauty perk to instantly kill anything that looks at me?

>>51201624
Beauty is not a power, though.

>>51201636
Supernatural levels of beauty are every bit as much a power as super strength. Just look at the beauty perk in the Skullduggery Jump.

>>51201580
Demi-Servant is an addition. It doesn't replace the Servant you get for free as a Master.

>>51201646
If that's the case, then does the Servant also get 1000 SP?

>>51201650
How are you this stupid

>>51201591
Probably? You get something of equal value, with examples being a block of steel turning into screws and a cell phone turning into a different make and model, so a different dvd is the most likely result, but it's SCP so I won't guarantee anything.

>>51201644
...Alright, maybe. But I feel like we'll need to wait for YJ Anon to boop someone's stupid head here.

>>51201650
Yep. You get a free Servant with 1000sp for free as a Master. It's an addition to your build that won't cost anything.

How hard will be to take out Avalon from Emiya? I have Use any Item from Overlord and it would be shame to leave such nice Artifact in hands of 3rd rate magus.

>>51201624
If you can find an activable beauty power, then why not. Look of Death. Mortal Beauty. Something like that. But it would have to be limited to one target, as Avada Kedavra is.

>>51201615
My bad. I see it's any three supernatural abilities.

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>>51201591
Yeah, basically?
SCP-914 has five settings (although there is a hypothetical sixth setting).
There's "Rough", "Coarse", "1-for-1", "Fine", and "Very Fine".
You put an object inside, hit the setting you want, turn it on, and get a new thing based on the setting.

Rough is mostly useless, as it appears to do nothing except carve up the object in question in a random fashion through some kind of high intensity heat laser. Objects placed through it have alternatively come out carved apart into multiple sections.
Coarse appears to turn things into their base components. A watch will be disassembled, blocks of minerals will be seperated into their base elements, etc.
1-for-1 replaces the object with a similar object. "Similar" is somewhat determined by the SCP's "whims", but is usually correlating. A book turns into a different book. A chair turns into a different chair. A person turns into a different person (of different height, weight, etc, and with none of the memories of the original).
Fine and Very Fine are most interesting, as they tend to create an "enhanced" version of the original object, which is great for reverse engineering. There is no known limit to this capability, but as the enhancements become greater so too does their danger and instability. It is not safe to perform excessive repetitions without precautions in place. "Very Fine" goes higher than "Fine", but has a higher rate of instability. Biological entities have always come out hostile.

>JUMPER Drawback
>Jumper takes Fifth Magic
>Jumper kills their future self by burning up such an obscenely huge amount of time that the universe ends before JUMPER can travel back in time
I get that, barring some extreme edge case of broken out of jump combos, it's not going to be possible to advance quickly enough in skill to do this, but it's still a horrifying thought and an interesting solution.

>>51201736
>Biological entities have always come out hostile.
I still wanna put a chimp in it. Just to see what happens.

>>51201719
Summoning a Saber servant and taking it from his corpse when he dies to Lancer at the beginning of the story is the easiest method. Otherwise you just need to chop off his hand (to stop the command seals from activating), pin him down, knock him unconscious, forcefully using your magic to search his body and soul, and take it from him.

>>51201736
so do you think it would "invent" new media? or would it just replace your anime with a broadly similar anime that already exists?
also what would an unstable and dangerous anime look like?

>>51201785
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/bioflex/2861339?snl=1

>>51201822
... Kind of want to put Gurren Lagann though on very fine and see what comes out now.

>>51201774
It can invent entirely new media. the Foundation's experiment with that. Though SCP 914 is rather whimsical, and possibly sapient, so there are good chances it would take the opportunity to fuck with you.

>>51201822
Basically it'd be a dvd for the TV version of a Shaft anime. Unfinished scenes, storyboards, no OP/ED towards the end of the show, etc.

So, this should be survivable at least. With A+ Charisma and a body gods would be jealous enough, It should be easy enough to convince others to work with me to take down JUMPER, and the Magus's are barely a threat.

Drawbacks: JUMPER, Grail Campaign, Nasuspeak, Sealing Designation (2200)

Age: 18
Location: Homurahara High School (3)
Origin: HERO (Free)
Gender: Female

-Perks-
Demi-Servant (1600)
Stronger Servant (800)
I Need a Hero (Free)
Layman Linguistics (Free)
I Am the Bone of My Sword (600)
Playing With Marbles (200)
Mythical Visage (0)
Command Seals (Free)
Magic Circuits (Free)
Basic Training (Free)

-Items-
Senpai's Proof (Free)

-Servant Sheet (1850SP)-
B-ranked Strength: 50
C-ranked Mana: 150
C-ranked Endurance: 0
C-ranked Agility: 0
B-ranked Luck: 300

Independent Action A+: 450
Magic Resistance: 0SP

A+-ranked Charisma: 650
B-ranked Divinity: 800
A-ranked Golden Rule: 1000

EX-ranked Ea: 1450
A-ranked Gate of Babylon: 1650
A-ranked Enkidu: 1850

Drawbacks: Migraine (+50SP)

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>>51201073
I'd guess not? Having a pocket realm doesn't really seem like a power as such to me at least?

But maybe it'd get you the same amount of control over both dimensions?

>>51199065
>Sure. Mardukth's okayed the use of the Fourth Soul fan supplement of Heretical charms for modifying your Unwoven Coadjutor.
Only in so much that they are custom charms with interesting ideas though. Didn't really "okay" them specifically, aside from giving my opinion on one charm there.

Some parts of it work really well, some are pretty awesome, some don't really appear to work in my own opinion, and some I just don't really like aesthetically.

>One of them lets you promote your Coadjutor to Third Circle Demon status once you get Path of a Thousand Whispers.
Wait, really? Which one? Because I'm not seeing it in my version of the document?

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How different are non drop-in origins from the "real" you? Are they just "you" if you'd grown up in different circumstances? Are they literally different people whose body and mind you inherited?

>>51201786
I would like to take it from him for ~1 hour. Copy Avalon with perk from Minecraft and put copy in his body.

>>51201885
Why don't you kill him when you're done? Aren't you in a grail war?

>>51201873
The answer is and always has been fanwank something.

>>51201865
How much control do you have over your Inner World?

>>51201873
IIRC back in the day it was said that they gain personality traits based off of what stuff you buy with CP (and a little bit of fanwanking) but be someone else until one day "you" wake up with all of your memories, powers and items. Though until you leave that world or learn to properly manage your mind you will be more influenced by their memories than anything else from your true past.

>>51201885
unless you can get him to willingly give it up (which would require him knowing it exists and teaching him how to remove it) it would most likely cripple or kill him when you remove it (gotta love Fate/). Also, Saber would try to kill you if you took it since it is hers and you're not her master

>>51201894
I will just kill his servant. It's not so hard with 40 jumps before. I don't plan to kill Masters beside Priest.

>>51201873
My personal idea is that I'm magically added to the world in that role. My past is created retroactively and is pretty flimsy. And my personality is not really altered.

>>51201916
If I will kill him accidentally than I will just rez him and that's all. Saber will need to die one way or another so i can kill her and take care about that nice Avalon.

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>>51201902
Not a whole lot usually, but you can Shape stuff there like with Constructive Convergence of Principles.

Which basically means that if you spend five hours using your control over it to shape it into what you want (mechanically, rolling Willpower+Essence, so what you can get is dependant on your strength of will and how high your essence is), you can get some non-magical stuff.

What are some good perks for exploiting genre conventions and generally being the meta guy, outside of Discworld and Princess Bride?

I'm also looking for perks for creating your own secret conspiracy/hijacking the existing ones.

>>51201975
The Mangekyo Sharingan that lets you place yourself into people's memories is pretty good.

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>>51201822
> so do you think it would "invent" new media?
Oh, it definitely invents new media. That's what's great about it. It's an SCP, it prettymuch just does shit. The new media it creates isn't usually TOO strange, as far as jumpers go, but you just never know. 1-to-1 is always pretty benign, though.

You can find a big list of experiments performed with it over on the SCP website, specifically here:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-914
I always found it pretty interesting!

> also what would an unstable and dangerous anime look like?
At the worst end? Probably something memetic. Like, you watch it, and it takes over part of your brain and alters your behavior somehow, which is a recurring problem in its home universe. But 914 usually doesn't do shit like that.
More likely is the actual record device might interact strangely with the player, like you'd get some kind of super DVD that overloads the systems, or maybe it gives you a VR headset that puts you INSIDE the anime -- and if you die you die for real.
But those are pretty extreme examples! If you just ran it through Fine a couple times, you'd maybe just get the super developer's uncut edition with ninety six commentary tracks, or something equally silly.

It's best if you think of 914 as not actively malicious, but more... a fey definition of "playful".
It was originally created for entertainment, after all.

>>51202004
Do we have a way to get the mango without getting super traumatized?

>>51201873
You can think of them any way you like.
I take the view that each one is a different person, but that is very similar to "me" in their outlooks and personality (barring any drawbacks or deliberate changes, naturally).

But if you plot the continuation of a jumper's consciousness using time as the x-axis and incorporation between egos as the y-axis, you will find that all consciousnesses inhabited by the jumper are part of the same event-time structure, and that any apparent disconnection between parts of the gestalt are in fact a product of the inability of humans to see more than 3D slices of a 4D object.

>>51202028
no, you need to lose a person very close to you. Just pick a companion you've had for 10+ jumps and don't need any more.

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>>51202038
>spoiler
So pretty much pic related?
Excuse the shitty Paint skills...

>>51202041
I thought you could just rip it out of someone who has it And assimilate it?

>>51202125
Not >>51202038, but he mentioned higher dimensions. Here, check this link out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciM6wigZK0w

>>51202125
>>51202177
Sorry, forgot the timestamp. If you want to skip ahead take a look from 4:10 on.

>>51202028
Shank Itachi and use Data Drain to absorb it?

>>51202125
That's exactly what a 2-d representation would look like (but sideways. The x-axis should be horizontal, but it doesn't matter). Every origin my jumper has is a part of a greater whole, even if at any given point it looks like "me" and my origin are different. Shitty paint skills excused.

>>51202028
Maybe if you implanted someone elses mangos?

>>51201624
You could already do that with any of the power creators. And its basically just Medusa.

>>51201540
I would point out a flaw in this is the fact Power Combination only works on a total of three powers to combine. So at best you could only combine three of your pocket realms.

>>51202176
Taking a Sharingn without having one will keep it always active unless blocked with an eyepatch.
Taking a mangekyo without having one (your own mangeko) is the same.
If you have a mangekyo and take a close relative's (if you use the clan born discount then just swap eyes with Sasuke when he gets his Mangekyo) then yours upgrades to eternal and you can use the powers without going blind (there may also be an increase of power)
If both eyes have eternal mangekyo and you get the chakra from the SotSp then the left one turns into a Rinnegan with six tomoe which lets you use both rinnegan powers and your original sharingan powers

>>51200896
Send people I like on jumpchains.

Mostly family members, friends and a load of alternate reality versions of myself.

I send versions of myself off because I figure that's probably how I ended up jumping in the first place so I might as well close the loop/spread across the omniverse like a virus.

>>51200899
I picked up a bunch of let's play people in YouTube to narrate my jumps. also, Leonardo da Vinci is my servant.

>>51201540
Do you have the one from shaman king? The ghost perk?

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>>51202303
Forgot the pic.

>>51201865
>I'd guess not? Having a pocket realm doesn't really seem like a power as such to me at least?
It's not just a pocket realm. It is linked to you and responds to your needs.

Also, if you purchase it with Genius Loci, you basically fuse with the realm.

>>51202222
You can have multiple combinations as well.

You combine your Inner World with the two extra dimension, and use the Reality Marble to be able to externalize your Inner World.

>>51200896

I haven't figured out anything other than sending copies to worlds I built a life in, living things out until I'm forgotten then retiring in some personal little world of my making with companions. Maybe visiting different worlds with interesting potential every now and again to see what's going on.

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>>51202274
>I send versions of myself off because I figure that's probably how I ended up jumping in the first place so I might as well close the loop/spread across the omniverse like a virus.
Are you me?

>>51200896
Eradicate brain diseases and cancer, make Santa Claus real, create a fun, happy afterlife, and let humanity sort its own problems
Probably depower myself and do it all again then.

>>51202007
I could see stuff that came out when "Fine" was used being as bizarre as the last episode of Evangelion, and "Very Fine" being even more bizarre/incomprehensible.

>>51200896
imagine if the culture spanned multiple dimensions and Used mutualist anarchism.

>>51202359
But the Culture are hypocritical asshats ruled by crazy IA.

>>51202333
Given the nature of the plan it's possible.

>>51202395
what part of banchô-Anon did you not understand?

>>51202408
is this you being self-aware and ironic?

>>51202416
yes. Yes it is

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>>51202319
>It's not just a pocket realm. It is linked to you and responds to your needs.
Which is why I said the control over it could probably be combined. The realm itself doesn't seem like a power to me?

Inner World's more the ability to create and shape that world too.

>Also, if you purchase it with Genius Loci, you basically fuse with the realm.
And eh, I wouldn't call Genius Loci's haunting fusing with it. At least for these purposes, though it's pretty close otherwise.

>>51200827
>>51200896
>Post-spark
Post-spark can we access any possible/imaginable universe? or are you limited to existing jumps?

>>51202434
it's an oldwalker spark,there really aren't places you can't go at that point and you are as to gods as gods are to mortals

>>51202422
cool. seriously tho, the spaceships' IA are clearly in charge of the Culture. feels more anarchist to give the people the means to be entirely self-reliant instead of being the pets of indulgent robots.

>>51201540
>Yorishiro (Chihiro)
What's this? Not seeing something called Chihiro on the drive?

>>51202434
It's possible to get to any universe, but you only get the road map as it were for the jumps you have been to. You have to find you own way to others, not that it would be incredibly hard or anything.

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Generic Xianxia
> Location: Sleepy Village
> Origin: Wanderer
> Resourcefulness [Get a Freebie!]
> A Dangerous Road [-100CP]
> Live Another Day [-150CP]
> A Cave Filled With Wonders [-300CP]
> Vagabond of Worlds [-400CP]
> Martial Arts [Get a Freebie!]
> Cultivator [Get a Freebie!]
> No Jumper, You Are The Waifu! [-100CP]
> Pharmacist [-200CP]
> Blacksmith [-300CP]
> Some Old Geezer [Get a Freebie!]
> Hidden Cache Bag [Get a Freebie!]
> Spiritual Transfer Stone [-50CP]
> Alchemist’s Refining Equipment [Get a Freebie!]
> Fook Yu [+300CP]
> Motherfucking T-Rex! [+300CP]

Singular, non-scaling enemies. I can get behind that.
I kindof didn't go looking for them, mind. I figured they'd come to me. And they did! As expected.
What I wasn't expecting was for Fook Yu to be riding the Motherfucking T-Rex. Which is what actually happened.

So, uh. That kindof involved running away and taking potshots at them from a distance, because I don't really "do" fair fights. And if I say I'm fighting fair, then that just means I'm pretending.
Did you know? Tyrannosaurs can eat a LOT of goats.

Anyway, other than that? I mostly ran around capturing beasts and making potions. I had a lab in the sleepy village. It had a wi̴̶̧͢͡n̸̡d̸̷̡̗̥̼͎͢m̷͔͓̙͍͚͎̫̲̲̲̟̲̝̬̱͢͢i̸͚̦̮̬̣͉̳͕͕̩͈̩͈̬̦͕̞͞͝ͅͅ ̸̷̨ ̀͝͠
Huh.
Not sure what happened there.
Anyway, it was just a normal lab, connected to a house. I helped people grow crops with growth formulas and made some minions to do chores.

Lots of things to research, here!

>>51202455
>cool. seriously tho, the spaceships' IA are clearly in charge of the Culture. feels more anarchist to give the people the means to be entirely self-reliant instead of being the pets of indulgent robots.

that's one of the thingsI'm going to change people have gotta S.M.I.2L.E. you know? And with Jumper levels of technology through going to be S.M.I.2L.Eing very hard so in other words, they will be equal in intelligence to the spaceships, which is one of the things the culture got wrong.

>>51202028
Deadman Wonderland has a drawback that makes you fall in love with someone, and fight them to death.

40K also has a drawback that ensures you will fall in love with someone, and that they will die in a very tragic way.

>>51202229
>Taking a Sharingn without having one will keep it always active unless blocked with an eyepatch.
That's only if you're not an Uchiha.

If nothing else, get something like Biomancy or Self Molecular Manipulation, pop the eye in, scan it, then rewrite it to be your original eyed until.you need the mangoes. Even lets you regrow it if it gets destroyed.

>>51202551
That's assuming the sharingan's power is physically encoded.

>>51202464
It's one of the last jumps that dirge_ uploaded to the thread before abandoning it:

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/50275501/#50282843


>>51202430
That's how you choose to define a 'power'.

To me, if it's part of yourself and it's supernatural in origin, counts as a power in my book. Specially since we're talking about DC's definition of powers.

>>51202573
Naruto stuff is magic genetics, but it's still genetics.

>>51202583
Ah, I thought it might be one of Dirge's. Thanks.

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>>51200896
Go back to trolling the Doctor with timey wimey bullshit. It just never gets old.

>>51202583
All you're doing by incorporating Creepypasta's Pocket Realm is shittifying the rest.

Jumpers, have you had any explicit mentor or inspiration during your Chain?

Someone to later refer to with "what would X do?"

>>51202639
How so? It's not like I actually plan to store anything in there.

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>>51202668
Of course.

>>51202668
Magical Bruce Lee from Jackie Chan Adventures. Although he was my rival I learned a lot from him.
Also learned much from Nightwing and Batman, although the latter was always wary of me and never took me as a pupil.

>>51202689
does he win?

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>>51202668
> Obligatory Eggman Reference.

Anytime I say, "Well, I want to do <x>, but I'm not sure HOW I want to do it?", I look at my picture of Eggman and ask myself, "How would HE do things?"
So, when I have no better way to do things, I always default to hammy antics, grandiose gestures, and robot armies.
And sometimes, it even prevents me from being as bad as I know I could be.

Has anyone ever gone to Percy Jackson, got the Curse of Achilles that makes you invulnerable, then done something like buy a time-locked bandaid in SAO it cover up your weak spot?

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>>51202668
My Jumper cries every night over how often he has failed his example

>>51202739
Medaka Box's not a hentai so I'm guessing no.

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>>51202668
Guildmaster Wigglytuff!
Smiles go for miles!

>>51202739
That's a stupid question anon. He never wins.

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>>51202787
Erm I dont think that would work, anon. The bandaid in question wouldn't bend to conform to your body as it should and would likely fall off. I'd suggest an armored plate of some sort, something you can attach to a harness if you wanna go with the time locked SAO thing. In addition I have not personally heard of anyone doing such a thing.

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>>51197501
Drawbacks: Adoring Fan, The Chosen One, Really Need A Tan (2000)

Scenarios: The Books of Magic, Day of Vengeance (+800)

Gemworld

Natural, age 26, Modern Day Merlin

Mystical Sensitivity (Free)
Sleight of Hand (Free)
Greatest Magician Ever (Free)
Synchronicity Wave Travelling (1000)
Library of Eternity (700)
Outside Help (400)
Happy-Go-Lucky Goth/Jumper Brigade (250)
-Half-Blood
-"Child" of The Endless
-Twisted Sister (Free)
-Dark and Troubled Times (Free)
-Blessing Without End: Death, Dream, Destiny (500)
-Dimension Lady (0)
Delirious Hobo/Jumper Brigade (100)
-Half-Blood
-"Child" of The Endless
-Twisted Sister (Free)
-Dark and Troubled Times (Free)
-Blessing Without End: Delirium, Dream, Destruction (500)
-Dimension Lady (0)
Back to the Basics (0)
Stage Set (Free)

Post-Jump:
Tower of Fate (200)
Tarot Cards (100)
Shrine of Mona Doyle, Tutelary Spirit of Hedgehogs (0)

Like the sailors don't say-old avatar in the morning, Jumper's warning.

They say on the first day in prison, you either make someone your bitch, or become someone's bitch-and the DC occult scene might as well be a prison yard for all the fucks the locals give. That's why risking everything so much earlier on was worth it-there's bigger bads out there who'd jump on weakness like sharks smelling blood.

But enough about that. Tim, meet Elaine Belloc, Michael Demiurgos' kid! Elaine, meet Tim! You guys are gonna get along great!

"..."

"You too, huh?"

"Yeah. You ever walk down the street looking at normal people, and realise how weird it is to think of them as normal people?"

"I...I thought I was the only one"

Kids these days.

Anyway, the point is-much like prison, the future here is looking bleak. I'm not even talking about humanity's /fascinating/ ascension into a posthuman singularities beyond science and magic, or just any old apocalypse.

I'm talking about the events of a certain sequel which SHOULD NOT EXIST.

>>51202921
Maybe get an enchanted item from King Arthur that does that?

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>>51202935
So. Early in my stay here, the Devil came down to the Shinto afterlife looking for his wings. I met him along the road, looked him in the soul that he would know the truth of my warning and proposed an alliance. He told me to get out of his way, but I saw his fist clinch. I knew working with him wasn't going to be easy, but I kept at it with a few more timely warnings and now we're comparing notes on the creation and maintenance of new multiverses.

You'd think Lucifer and I would hate each others' guts because chaos and order, but-here's the thing. From my point of view, he's hardly-well, WILL hardly do anything wrong given he SAVES the trinity of realities he creates and tramples over other people messing up the natural order. For his part, I know when my reach will exceed my grasp; I'm under no illusions I could ever hope to control the whole place. I'm all too happy to share what I know of escaping into newly created, fateless continuums of existence and defying the inevitable if it means the actual horrors out there get stepped on.

Being outside Fate's no good without exercising it. A concession of sorts to the Lilim will be made, so the Basanos' play won't go unnoticed. The Jin En Mook will be thoroughly scrubbed out before our backs are turned on them. A certain cherokee descendent will be convinced to wish the amalgamate of wish-drunk old gods into something that can fit in a bottle instead of scrubbing it out.

Most importantly, Elaine and Tim will have more time to figure their place in the world. And defy the destinies placed before them.

The point being, that between me and the Morningstar's efforts we will defy the fate of all existence by...preserving their freedom. Either the Presence /is/ the unempathic but embarrassingly impotent villain the sequel makes him out to be. Or he is as advertised, and genuinely trying to create a situation that surprises him. But I have a Path to Heaven.

And with it, I'll take the Throne of God.

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>>51202944
Such an act, some might say, would bind one irrevocably to the world.

Which is why I'm going to have to leave it all behind, while someone maintaing just enough of myself to control it. Fortunately I have...options for that. Like gathering part of my soul, and sacrificing it all into an especially independant jotun to be locked away here, overseeing a world in stasis.

Well, at least until I get my Spark.

Perhaps a fragment of the divine will resonate with my prior bond with another Presence, and reinforce my magic and nature a little. Perhaps Lucifer and I will have a bitter chuckle at the shared irony that despite everything, our winning condition is ultimately to walk away from the whole mess with nothing.

But when all's said and done, a daring duo of devil and demiurge will have made sure their kids will be able to choose their own adventures.

>>51202583
>before abandoning it:
If it's abandoned shouldn't it be valid for somebody else to replace

>>51202935
You companioned Elaine?

>>51202935
>I'm talking about the events of a certain sequel which SHOULD NOT EXIST.
Acceptance is the final stage of grief.


...Does it really portray the Presence as a what amounts to a divine saturday morning cartoon villain?

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*while somehow maintaining

WOW. WOW, fingers. Words are NOT your friends today.

>>51202668
Not a mentor as such but-whenever I get confused with how to deal with kids, I go with "What would Batman do?"

And I know THAT sounds like a TERRIBLE example but-to be fair? Very early on in my chain I met DCAU!Batman. He's pretty danged good at everything.

>>51200899
...huh.

I truly don't hold any grudge against my world of origin after everything, but off the top of my head I honestly can't think of anyone from here I'd want to share such a journey with. They'd all either get on my nerves, or I've a bad feeling they'd go nuts after a while without a decade-ly dose of perks.

>>51200836
I did a PBS crossover special with him about how to create painted worlds, does that count?

I have to admit, I wasn't wholly on board with the whole there-are-no-accidents MO but once we started drawing happy little suns I could kinda see where he was coming from.

>>51202739
He 'wins' once.

He actually wins a lots of combats, either solo or as collaborative effort, but he doesn't count them as victories for whatever reason.

>>51203059
so does she have to do the naked apron thing?

>>51202991
>implying anyone's gonna replace a dirge jump

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>>51203018
Gosh no, those are human!Death and human!Delirium.

...

...who I just realised, ironically thanks to "her own" blessing, is remarkably sane compared to the actual Delirium.

...

...which may or may not make her resemble Delight.

Huh.

>>51203034
That and tears, but NOT TODAY!

Also, no. No, that would be a grave slur against saturday morning cartoon villains everywhere who are actually fun to watch.

No, the Presence is portrayed as basically SMT
YHVH but with a clumsy retcon that makes him have been a complete asshole all along instead of the context in SMT that actually makes YHVH interesting as a narrative device.

His entire character arc is RARGH DO WHAT I SAY, I AM SALTY

The worst part is-after everything that happened, Lucifer pretty much said to his face that all he'd achieved was somehow make himself weaker than Elaine.

>>51203063
>she
What makes you think that, anon?

>>51203059
He won pretty much all popularity polls, though.

Rolled 8 (1d8)

Don't mind me...

>>51203188
https://www.wizards.com/d20modern/d20mdice/dice.htm

>>51203188
what kind of mischief are you up to?

>>51203161
I think he meant Medaka, anon.

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>>51203188
Consider yourself... minded.

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>>51203188
Gilgamesh Unit GilGil-Machine huh... cool!

>>51203204
Just going to this neat place called Carnival Phantasm.

>>51203211
I... good for you sir. If it lasts more than four hours, you're welcome.

>>51203063
For a cover, yes.

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>>51203242
This one?

>>51202991
You misunderstood. He abandoned the thread.

>>51203096
If it's abandoned and not finished it shouldn't even be on the drive, calling it a replacement isn't even accurate. just because some namefag made the jump doesn't make it special.

>>51203324
See >>51203309

The jump is fine.

Hey Heavensanon! I'm sorry for being A nuge but more questions about Metroid.

1. If you take fusion with the genetic sample of something known for its growth rate and massive size does it retain that?

2.does Recharge Station expand to fit it?

3. If yes to all of the above and that would cause it to outgrow your warehouse could be like an Attachment or something?

>>51203394
HeavensAnon doesn't come here anymore. He left for SB.

>>51203532
Look, the simple fact of the matter is that everyone who makes an account there eventually treats this as a secondary community at best.

What's the oldest non-Quicksilver jump?

>>51203566
You know you're shitposting when you're posting right after a refutation of your bullshit. Also,

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/username/Heavensanon/

you still a dumbass nigga.

>>51203580
KotOR I think.

IIRC it went Pokemon, Infamous, KotOR, Reborn, Harry Potter.

Besides bounded fields and the basic stuff, what would be something good to specialize in for the fate/stay night jump? I mean, I've read the wiki pages for in the provided link, but they seem kinda lackluster. Is there anything else?

>>51203588
That just means he's occasionally posted here.

>>51203611
>HeavensAnon doesn't come here anymore. He left for SB.
Move those goalposts.

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>>51203589
>>51203580
The original Reborn jump actually came out first.

>>51203590
Runes. A mage who specializes in it can boost a normal human to Servant levels.

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>>51203590

Runes are good. Bazett kicks all kinds of ass with them when she's not surprise ganked by a friendly priest before the war starts.

Has anyone actually used a Darkhallow?

>>51203580
I feel like... Inukami... was pretty far back?
It has some pretty glaring issues, but at the time jumps were so new that people saw nothing wrong with it at all.

>>51203656
Inukami wasn't anywhere close to being one of the first jumps made.

>>51203611
Whichever one you were referring to, even if you were correct you're just making yourself look stupider dragging those goalposts with you.

>>51203651
ASA/Garlock up there has, I believe

>>51203636
Isn't that a Servant-only magic? Isn't she like, super buff and shit with just regular scrubtier magecraft runes?

Why didn't Cu write some badass punching runes on himself?

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>>51203651
I believe so, that was used by Garlock back in the day.

Carnival Phantasm Jump 061:
CP: 1000
Drawbacks:
Grail-Kun [+000]
Vehicle: Gilgamesh Unit GilGil-Machine [Rolled]
Origin: Upper Class
Perks:
GARcher [-100]
Ominous Behavior [Free]
Unexpected Ally [-100]
Badump! Date Super Plan [-200]
Gear:
Fancy Cigars [-50]
Nasumedia [-50]
Fluffy Futons [-100]
Ahnenerbe Cafe [-300]

The More The Merrier (Ranma, Marcus, Ryoga, Misaka Worst, Sabo, Kazuma, & Yumi) [Free]

Hahahaha this place is fun!

>>51203631
>>51203636
Ehh, I don't really like runes either. They don't "feel" like magic, yknow? Thanks though.
I guess I'll just take something like elemental magecraft. Not the most exciting or interesting specialization, but it'll do.

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>>51203623
Does KOTOR look weird for anyone else? I mean, it looks fine on the drive, but whenever I download it I get pic-related. This has only happened for KOTOR, and it happens for each copy I try to download.

Valeria, they've confirmed that Grand Order Part I was just a prologue for part II. Good luck.

>>51203687
>Why didn't Cu write some badass punching runes on himself?
Because the Fifth War doesn't have the Monk class.

>>51203710
Looks like that for me.

>>51203685
Huh, I guess you're right. I wonder where that came in the order, then?
Feels weird that Harry Potter was the seventh jump. It doesn't seem that way.

>>51203687
Cu was bored out of his mind as it was because his shitty Master wasn't letting him fight. He didn't want the fights to be even less fun.

>>51203783
It's been updated quite a bit since then.

>>51203710
Looks fine for me.

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>>51203710
Try this one.

>>51203687
Cu is already buff enough that the runes wouldn't help that much. Plus it might not be as fun as just straight fights with the spear.

I've only seen the movies. What can the One Ring actually do? Is it worth finding a way to use?

>>51203817
Still the same. It's not that big of a deal, though.

>>51203710
Are you using mobile? For whatever reason sometimes mobile loves to mess the pdfs up.

>>51203817
>>51203851
Same for me, too.

>looking through Sword and Sorcery
Wow, I've never wanted everything in a jump before.

>>51203835
It enhances the abilities of those who use it. hobbits are naturally stealthy, so they become invisible. If a being like Sauron or gandalf were to use it, they would get a lot more benefits because they have more to enhance.

>>51203852
No, just checked. Works fine on my phone.

>>51203783
It's within the first 100 or 200 jumps, since it showed up on thread 50 or somewhere there first. The first 300 or so jumps came extremely quickly.

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>>51203835
Honestly its not worth it. You can get much better stuff elsewhere for a lot less baggage.

>>51200836
I gave him a Symbiote.
>>51200896
Rework my Ultimate Combo to account for the changes in Path to Victory, Synchronicity Wave Travelling, and Rider of Light, use one of my Wishes to get my companion a spark, Create forks to complete my life in all the worlds I care about, solve various issues here along with sending you all to your favourite world, then go around being a Multiversal Hero because I'm a creature of habit.

>>51203873
Yes! Give me your CP anon! It's the only thing that sustains my existence!

>>51203947
Everyone, give Worm your CP!

We can't let our waifu cease existing!

>>51203947
If every bit of CP spent of S&S gives you life...

Does CP spent on Worm shorten it?

>>51203947
You'll have to beg for it.

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>>51203947

>>51203835
IT can give all the powers of Sauron, the ability to see the world of wraiths and spirits, and it makes you immortal although I think you eventually turn into a kind of evil wind in the shape of a man like the nazgul.

On a guess, how physically buff would a level 10 Hero BBS Warrior be?

>>51203983
Does a certain amount of CP need to be spent in EVO for him to get into Eden?

>>51204001
City-busting.

>>51203933
>Ghost Roller
I must do this now.

>>51204001
They can apparently shit on creator deities.

>>51204001
It takes level eight warriors years for them to defeat, not kill, a level ten guy. That's while he was keeping his regen down and just letting them wail on him all day and night.

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>>51200896
Ungrimdark 40k.
Come here just long enough to pick up any friends who want to go on multiversal adventures, including you chucklefucks, then GTFO

Other than that? Just continue doing what I've been doing. Traveling around, helping people, and having fun.

>>51201873
>Are they just "you" if you'd grown up in different circumstances?
Exactly this. We are pretty similar people, even if we walked down different paths in life. Drawbacks being an exception of course.
At least that's how I wank it.

>>51202668
No Comment.

>>51203687
>Why didn't Cu write some badass punching runes on himself?
Servants are limited by their Class. By being summoned as Lancer Cu's Runes were weak as shit compared to how they were when he was alive.

Also what other people said about the competition. Cu didn't even want the fucking grail, he just wanted to fight in the war for fun.


>>51203835
>Not giving Sauron the ring and then demanding he "1v1 me bro".
>Then calling him a scrub when he loses

>>51203980
Worms are not for waifuing, no matter what those immoral farmers might say.

>>51203983
Sometimes, more than I'd like to admit.

>>51203989
>>51203993
You both can shush.

>>51204002
This I can get behind though.

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>>51203947
Sure I'll do that as soon as you finish you update of Worm.

>>51204032
What. Why was he purposefully just standing there letting people smack him for literally years on end?

>>51204057
IIRC it was the borther of the God who sent them on the quest and they hadn't accepted the immortality thinking it wasn't necessary so they had to get it over with quickly. Also I think he felt bad about wasting a huge chunk of the guys life.

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>>51203905
>>51203854
>>51203851
All right last try. I put this one through Indesign. If it doesn't work with your pdf viewer try opening it in your browser.

>>51204044
Do... Do you hate it that much? It's our fault, isn't it.

>>51204112
Yeah, it looks fine now. Thanks, mate.

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>>51204044
Worm farming is good honest work I'll have you know. It let's us provide fish for our daughterus.

What are some good early jumps that offer memory perks?

I'm just starting a new chain and I was too cheap to get savant. Also, I don't trust the star wars universe enough to try out KOTOR quite yet, I'm only on my first couple jumps after all. So, any alternative to those two would be be perfect for my purposes.

>>51204155
Akagi.

>>51204051
....you hurt me deep Gaunlet. This can only mean war between us.

>>51204116
Sins of the past. So many things I would have done differently if I'd been more experienced, so much tearing my hair out going back and forth on how much to change/keep the same in the update, so much Wildbow stupid in the WoG statements to parse through.

>>51204134
Worm framing is unethical and only supports an exploitative waifu industry! The vast majority of worms are trophy pieces and don't even get the required amount of headpats to sustain a healthy existence.

I should probably stop this gag while I'm ahead, I'm worried I'm starting to sound like Strike-chan.

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>>51204081
>>51204057
So, a god sends a hero on a quest to slay the demon lord, right? And he offers the hero immortality right at the start of the quest. The hero turns it down, because he figures, "fuck it, I don't want to outlive everyone, I'm just gonna kill the demon lord and come back home".
So he does that, and then in his final words the demon lord says, "But there is one even stronger than I... the GREAT DEMON LORD!"
So they go kill the great demon lord... and in his final words he says the words, "But there is one even stronger than I... the TRUE GREAT DEMON LORD!"
And this happens a hundred more times.
All in all it takes the hero something over twenty years to kill them all, and he's in his forties by the time he gets to the end, where it turns out the true great real ultimate power final true boss demon lord is actually the brother of the god who sent him on his quest, and it's basically a big game they're doing.

The brother is kindof put out that he has to get beaten up by an "old guy" who is in his forties. Asks him if maybe he wants to skip this one.
So the hero gets pissed off and declares he came this fucking far and he's going to finish the god damn job because fuck you god damn it, and then he spends like a year beating away at the brother, who nerfs himself so he'll have a fighting chance.

Then the hero finally wins and goes on a message board to complain.

This is where the drawback comes from, by the way.

>>51204155
It's either investigator or great detective, i forget which, but one has a perfect memory perk with the added ability to delete your own memories.

>>51204188
Did you update it or just decide to not to? I may have missed it if there was an update

>>51204188
Well, if you hate it so much.... Why don't you update it?

>>51204188
Change EVERYTHING.

Seriously though, do whatever you want. I love redoing my builds. Keeps me thinking.

>>51204231
>>51204234
It's still on the table, my writer's block and lack of energy is just...pretty much at a constant level of ohgodwhy. Trying to work on Beyond Earth with Ancilla to see if I can't shake it off.

>>51204245
Thanks anon, honestly at this point I have no idea what to do and worrying about people getting up in arms over every little change doesn't help my motivation. I appreciate it.

>>51204188
Any new Thinker Powers?

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>>51204257
Sorry Worm, hope you feel better.

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>>51204188
>I should probably stop this gag
I'll stop your gag, qt 3.14

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>>51195149

>Gets put through the standard format and loses any uniqueness the jump had.

I'm sure I'm biased here but the only real improvement I see is that the makers have decided to get every weapon in the wiki and dump it on the Jump.

Is this really the future you want /jc/?

>>51204258
Ever section is getting new powers, double the amount. Just a matter of writing them up and making them sastifactory to me.

>>51204268
Thanks anon, that means a lot.

>>51204277
You however are the worst kind of lewd! Impure! Impure I say!

>>51204292
Do you have to start this?

>>51204294
>Ever section is getting new powers, double the amount.
So uh, you did say we would be able to buy multiple powers in the update, right?

>>51204292
Yes.

>>51204292
Well, it was taken up by Cthulhu. He's the Winger of jump makers. What did you expect, Strike?

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>>51204318
Yes
I just think it's hilarious

>>51204344
An opportunity to be smug
And thus it has come to pass

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>>51203714
Hahahahahahha.

>>51204292
>any uniqueness the jump had
What uniqueness did it have in the first place?

>>51204365
You don't get to be smug, Strike. You dropped the jump because you were too fragile to handle it. Shitting on the new jumpmaker just makes you look petty.

>>51204399
This is pretty normal for Strike. He's pretty much known for throwing out little snide comments that look like he's trying to shitpost for fun. Last time he said it was intentional so he could take heat off of Red or something. I guess it might be the same thing this time too even if it makes no sense.

>>51204040
Didn't Caster!Cu kick Archer and Saber Alter's ass in the FGO Anime?

>>51204397
The uniqueness of getting murdered and slaved in the first minute into the jump, regardless of any skill and power you had.
Also, the exceptional experience of having to give up all your CP to import any companions at all.

>>51204425
Yes

>>51204399
You're not wrong, but fucking hell.

>>51204422
I had to virtue signal like a vapid cunt. Fair call anon.

>>51204327
I don't think he did.

>>51204422
>he
Huh. Didn't know that was the case.

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>>51204040
I didn't know that you liked tumblr-Sauron

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>>51204425
Caster Cu is fucking amazing.

>>51204469
The images are surprisingly fitting for how Sauron used to make himself look "back in the day"

>>51204479
What's the point of even calling it rune magic if you're just going to wave your hand to cast lasers or whatever?

>>51204394
Hello new EX rank Noble Phantasm.

>>51204517
It's fire actually. And that's "kinda" the point. Most Rune uses need to apply them to solid objects and it takes time and effort to do so. Cu, and his mentor, are so damn good they can apply Runes to the air instantly.
Like him making the runes for a fire-ball spell on the air to toss fire at someone.


Also it looks cool as hell

>>51204425
I know he wrecked Archer but that's hardly an achievement at this point. When did he fight Saber? I thought it was just Guda Cheese and Stonkin Shield Tits vs Seibah?

>>51204464
I identify as a Guided Missile Destroyer so She and Her are my pronouns. You should also say the "HMAS Strike-chan" when you address me.

>>51203566
Please stop copying my arguments to bait.

That said, he really hasn't been here at all for the last few days but has been over there a lot.

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>>51200896
Basically I would go around using my anti-fate perks to punch the plot away in any setting that I stumble upon.

Let the grimderp be washed away so people can finally save their world or be thrown into the darkness. Let villains reap the rewards of their efforts.

>>51204574
Yo you seen that sexy Zumwalt class yet?

>>51204582
Nice try, Timmy, but coming on later pretending to be someone else won't make your bait any less obvious.

>>51204554
What rank is he?

>>51204292
And yet, even incomplete, it's still far better than the steaming pile you shit out and called a jump.

>>51204582
I think it's funny that all he has to do is copy your "arguments" to bait.

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>>51204574

>>51204554
Who's his master?

>>51204641
A-Rank Rune Magic

Scathach has "Primordial Rune" which doesn't even have a Rank it's just "-"

>>51204603
>Zumwalt
>Sexy
"No"

>>51204641
Cheer you go: http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Caster_(Fate/Grand_Order_-_C%C3%BA_Chulainn)
>Rune Magic Rank A

>>51204681
The Protagonist, in the anime and the game.
Their name escapes me because they are straight out a player self-insert.

>>51204469
Who doesn't like sexy twink Sauron? You think a guy known for calling himself flattering names like 'the fair' and going around in a form universally considered beautiful and elegant was going to look MANLY? He only dropped that act once Numenor sank and he was cursed to never be able to adopt a pretty form again.

Personally I like that artist's Curumo too. He looks like a redheaded tomboy gearhead with that bandana. Super cute. Too bad he turns into a complete shit as Saruman. At least Sauron started with a noble goal, Saruman only ever wanted power once he was corrupted.

>>51204691
>>51204687
But that's only one rank higher than his Lancer rune rank?

>>51204653
It's the difference between having controversial opinions because you truly hold them, and posting controversial opinions just to shitpost. He does the later with anyone who does the former, he's like an argument parasite.

>>51204438
>give up all your CP to import any companions at all.
I don't remember there even being an import in the original jump, or did you mean that King option. All I remember about the original jump was that it had colors and the limiting condition.

>>51204603
"sexy", well beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but on the technical level, no

They've gone from a 96 cell VLS to a 20 cell VLS. It's got a smaller displacement so any of the equipment that is running in the Zumwalt can fit into the 'burke and Stealth is pretty much pointless on an air defense ship because the radars give away it's position.

The military industrial complex strikes again.

>>51204649
Anon was right, Anon, I was just being petty.

I was trying to do something avant garde with fucking DxD in fucking Jump Chain and I couldn't pull it off. I have succumbed to the salt. We took a hit to the port side and are taking on sea water.

>>51204479
>>51203798
>>51203687
This got me thinking, how fucked up would be fighting Heracles, Cu, Gilgamesh and Arthuria at the same time with all their multiclass bullshit.

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>>51204713
I mean look at this face. Tell me he's not a cute.

>>51204767
Most heros are Multiclass actually, not as Multiclass as say Heracles(who qualifies for everything except Caster) but multiclass.
Only qualifying for a single class is pretty rare.

>>51204767
Gilgamesh is pretty fucking invincible because he won't be arrogant and will take the fight dead serious right from the start and actually use his Noble Phantasms instead of throwing them at you like the worlds most expensive game of dodgeball,

>>51204784
THAT'S SARUMAN! ?
Holy shit that's cute as hell

>>51204808
Yep, as Curumo, his real name and his form before he was bound to that of an old man for the mission to Middle Earth. He's a Maiar serving Aule, the smith god, so he's big on crafting and creation. The one on the right is Mairon, aka Sauron back when he worked for Aule too, before the whole Morgoth thing. Though, Sauron isn't a name he's ever used for himself, it's a derogatory one come up with by the elves. He calls himself shit like "King Excellent" and other nerdy junk.

The artist has also done one of Olorin (Gandalf) that's angelic and very girly. Don't know if they did any of Aiwendil (Radagast) or Alatar and Pallando (the blue wizards.)

>>51204868
I'm aware of all of that, I was just surprised that tomboy-looking one was of Curumo/Saruman.

Show me the Olorin one!

>>51204784
That is the trappiest trap I have ever seen.

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>>51204791
He is not on CCC levels, so I will be OK.

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>>51204890
>>51204891
And being a redheaded smith type just makes it better. Like a tomboy trap.

But yeah, here's Olorin.

>>51204327
Sorry anon, as it stands I'm probably keeping the one power thing. That way I can focus on polishing each one as a standalone thing.

Closest I could imagine coming to letting people get a second power was if I added scenarios and the updates killing me enough as is.

>>51204905
He's got literally omniscient precog and won't fuck himself by ignoring it..

>>51204932
>I remember when I was cute
>Eru damn it I miss being cute
>Fuck you Manwe for making me not-cute
>I'm gonna go hang out with hobbits, they're cute and have good wacky-tobacy

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>>51204905

>>51204784
>>51204932
Are these canon?

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>>51204948
>literally omniscient precog

>>51205017
"Kinda". All of the Maiar are described as "beautiful" before some of them were Corrupted by Morgoth, and some are described as beautiful even after that.
But people like Saruman and Gandolf don't get more in-depth descriptions than that of their true Maiar forms. At least not to my knowledge.

So despite being fan-work it's "close enough" for as few details we get.

The Sauron ones are pretty on point though, and he gets much more in-depth descriptions.

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Disregard Maiar waifus.
Acquire Nazarick waifus.

>>51204558
Have a shitty AMV, because its what I could find on short notice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5E70mGvhb4

Check 3:22. Also, totally forgot that he wrecked Lancer!Medusa.

>>51205036
Sha Nagba Imuru - The Omniscient Omnipotent Star
Rank : EX
Type : Anti-Unit
The mentality of the King of Heroes - which spread across all corners of the world as if the brilliance of the stars, seeing through all creation - sublimated into a Noble Phantasm. A continuously invoked-type Noble Phantasm. In regards to this work, the only Noble Phantasm he performs the release of True Name is the 「Gate of Babylon」.

The efficacy of the Noble Phantasm, Sha Nagba Imuru, is tremendous; not to mention the opponent's True Name and Noble Phantasm, it can even see through a heavily concealed truth with a single glance. Although it is in a condition of being continuously invoked, one can also assume that it is being intentionally restrained.

>>51205017
No, but the idea that they're pretty and androgynous/feminine is fairly supported by the kinds of adjectives Tolkien used to give general descriptions. Always with 'fair' and 'beautiful', elegant and stunning. Words used for that kind of appearance.

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>>51205071
Aura is the only good Waifu of the bunch.
And she needs time to grow up.

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>>51205116
Correct on both counts.

>>51205078
Sounds more like just a fancy name and really good, ward-penetrating clairvoyance.

>>51204948
Too bad I've got fiat-backed anti-precog perks.

>>51205116
She as much as an asshole as everyone else.


Best waifu would be female!Demiurge

>>51205136
Yes, that is the Aura I'm waiting for before waifuing her.

>>51205143
Mah nigga

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>>51205164
I'm sorry Justice, but they already belong to another sexy skeleton

>>51200896
I'm gonna use a post-spark wish to be a benefactor! and terraform countless worlds to paradises.

Not that exciting or complex, but to me there's a special feeling of accomplishment when you fix a destroyed world.

>>51204932
I wonder if Olorin was a fan of Manwe's 'fuck humans they suck elves only let the humans fend for themselves' attitude.

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>>51205180
Half true.

>>51205071
I don't think there are any untaken Maia waifus anyway. Not that are named or described.

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>>51205180
AINZ CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF! I WAS PART OF THE SUPREME BEINGS TOO!

Yes I'm aware of the mistakes I made on the sheet, please ignore them

>>51205220
>implying
You're still not as cool as Ainz-sama.

How does Homeworld FTL work? I'm looking for good FTL that doesn't require me to carry entire planes of reality (like the Warp or Star Wars Hyperspace) with me to function.

>>51205071
That seems a bit difficult, seeing as I took Wrath of Nazarick.

>>51205260
Go to Metroid. The Federation is inter-GALACTIC and their FTL is good enough that Samus can run missions to particulat galaxy CLUSTERS and its not some vast expedition. Theres even an in-jump perk for being good at building those systems.

>>51205220
Where do you find the thing to make those cards?

>>51200896
>Sleep for like- 2 weeks
>Catch up with friend and family, keeping jumper nature hidden
>Quit Job by pissing in the sink while standing on the counter
>Explain to friend what happened, empower, swear to secrecy
>Adventures with friend
>By and large do what she wants for a while
>lol
on an earth-similar planet

Oh, and go full tony stark; ;financially promote the arts, worldbuilding, authors, etc.

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>>51205071
That's not how you spell "Panzerkampfwaifus"
Silly Anonymous

>>51205310
I honestly don't fucking remember, sorry.

>>51205329
Anon, I'm not running a dry cleaning service. I don't need that many ironing boards.

>>51205329
Are they ALL lesbians?

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>>51205220
Actually, Ainz order's are treated above of the other Surpeme Beings baring their creators since he is the Guild Master.

But since he has daughter-zoned everyone, you probably can make a move undisputed.

>>51205260
Steven Universe works by manipulating gravity somehow. It seems decently fast.

Futurama is ridiculous in speed though.

>>51205260
Futurama FTL is basically an ultra fast version of Star Trek warp travel. It can take you to the edge of the universe in a matter of hours.

>>51205136
I kinda wonder how Mare would end up.

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>>51205297
Did you enjoyed your stay in the happy farm?

>>51205368
Yes.

>>51205368
No

Yes

>>51205400
The same. Even Aura's phenotype bullies Mare.

>>51205183
> to me there's a special feeling of accomplishment when you fix a destroyed world.
"Let's Put Our Hearts Together" from Generic Sugar Bowl really helps with that.

>>51205388
>>51205390
Reminder that it actually works by moving the universe around the ship. Reminder that the guy who made it also transmuted all dark matter into the universe into something different so it would be a viable fuel source.

Futurama has the kind of tech that would terrify Time Lords being invented by a washed up, senile old man on a backwater planet.

>>51204155
Fable, Remember Me

>>51205310
Just take the original character sheet and overlay images over it, you can do it in paint even if you don't use photoshop

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>>51205310
Found it!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/ao53tkakq77au7g/Overlord_Character_Sheet.zip